Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on Hot Moms, Hurting Eachother, and Breaking Things

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

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I'm sweating. all right guys welcome back to another podcast we are joined today with our good friend david mckinney who started out as uh just a corporate guy sponsor no he's from 509 one of our longest running like brand company endorsements if i've first ever i don't know why i'd call it that i what would you call our relationship started as a sponsor but now it's just like yeah it's more than that so i didn't want to just like down There's co-labs, there's trips, there's videos. I don't know.

Yeah. Brand relations, maybe. Joined by his sidekick, Evan. Dirty Ev. Dirty Ev. Just like back in preschool. Right, right. So for those that you don't know, they went to school together from preschool until senior year.

Yeah, David's actually the reason that we know Evan today. But anyway, we just ripped an hour and a half long podcast on 509's YouTube channel and Spotify, wherever you're listening to podcast. So, feeling your passion. After you listen to this one, if you want to listen, more of us, don't check that out. Anyway, welcome. Thanks, pal. I feel like we just did this.

I can't wait to see where this one leads. We talked about a lot of snowmobiles on the 5-1-9. What? Ow! I think I put money. For crying out lot I'll do it myself So as someone who didn't

So as someone who wasn't in on this joke No idea what just went on Like Ben, I'm not gonna lie I thought you went over to go like help Evan with something And then almost like fell into the wall And knocked over the sign because you definitely almost knocked over the sign. I'll just be honest.

I went in to take the legs out of Evan's chair. That's why we put them on a plastic chair, and they didn't want to break. So Ryan, is your foot okay, Ryan? Yeah, no, it's my ankle. I thought it was your shin, thank God. I was just doing myself. I definitely did not see that coming.

Yeah, I was suspicious the second I walked in here and saw a white chair. I trusted the process. I mean, dude, people listening. to this podcast right now are so confused if they're not watching this on YouTube. I mean, it made sense. You said CJ needed his chair back.

I'm like, that makes sense. He's got to edit. He needed a better chair than I do to film this pod. I guess I'll just sit in plastic. I love it. So trusting. Hey, so I want to ask you a question, Ev. I'm sure a lot of people are also wondering this.

So I figured I would just do the dirty work of asking it. Where do hamsters come from in the wild? I have no idea, but it has to be an animal out there in nature somewhere. Have you ever seen one? No. You don't think Pat Coe just breeds them? No, they definitely breed them, but they had to come from somewhere. Where's the original, the OG hamster?

Is that a wild bear, like, animal? Oh. I mean, even cats, I guess, are, but, like, where do hamsters come from? Dude, I've never thought about this, but it is an extremely valid point. Like, where do they? Live naturally. Are they a rodent? Pardon my language, mom, but fuck hamsters.

Like, I like pets. I like a lot of pets, but my sister had a hamster growing up and bite me every time. And she goes, that's just because you have, like, sweaty hands. What? Salty fingers. I'm like, yeah, okay. So I'd wash my hands before I hold the hamster. Still bite me.

Like, I'm talking, pull blood. And I was like, I hate hamsters. Why would you ever want a hamster? I've never heard of a vicious. Hamster. Not vicious. I've never heard of a wild hamster either, though. That's true.

Can somebody get to the bottom of this? I'm searching it here. I mean, why wouldn't you want a hamster? You could have a little cage in the corner of your bedroom, you know, full of sada, smells like crap. The thing does nothing but nibble on you a little bit, run on a wheel. I know. This is what Evan's girlfriend says about him. She.

Syria. Oh, okay. That's where they originate from. Would never have guessed. Clearly wild, but like. They were not bred domestically until 1939. So there was just wild hamsters up until like 90 years ago. I mean, I've never been to Syria exploring in the woods.

Some of them are in Greece, Romania, Belgium, and northern China also. That's so weird. You just imagine seeing hamsters running around? Like this show and want to make your own? Let me tell you about Anchor. It's free. There's creation tools that allow you to record and edit your podcast right from your phone or computer. Now you can even add any song from Spotify directly to your episodes.

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Why eat them? What? Peruvian people. Oh, Peruvian people. The only thing I compare it to is like seeing a rabbit in the wild, you know? You think of bunnies is pets also. Yeah, true. And you see cottontails, and it kind of just is a cute little fluffy thing bouncing around.

Then coyotes eat them, and nature gets gnarly. Evan, what kind of animals did you have growing up? I could see you having like a lizard or a snake or some shit like that. Don't you have a cat for a little? I could, too, to be honest. Just a cat. Cat was the only pet we had. Short of, like, catching a frog or a snake or something and keep it in a cage outside of the house.

I mean, if that counts as a pet, but you, like, catch a turtle and have it for, like, a week and then you let it go. A painter or a snapper? Oh, yeah, painted turtles. No snappers. No snappers? No. But had just, like, one cat that we got when I was probably seven, six, seven, eight, and then had it through my entire childhood. What about you, Dave?

Dog. One dog, golden doodle, because my parents were brutally allergic to dogs. It was one of those classic, like, hound your parents that you're going to get a dog and take care of it. And then you do nothing. It's just a family dog. My mom was, it was my mom's dog, but it was my dog, you know? And I didn't do a damn thing ever. You didn't even put up, like, an effort.

No, I did. I'll never forget when we picked her up. We're bringing her back. And she had, not my mom, the dog. I figured that. I did, too. Had, like, liquid diarrhea in the backseat of the car. First ride home.

First ride home. That's Tom. The dog. I hate when that happens. So, like, that's my first impression. All excited to get a dog. And then I'm wiping up liquid shit everywhere. So I'm instantly turned off from taking care of this animal.

But, I mean, it was a great dog, 11 years old, you know. Good. R.P. Lacey. Oh, not around. I was just going to ask. Still there? You, in the winter, travel more than I would have ever thought you even traveled. Like, I guess looking at your position at 509,

you're on the road, November, as early as it snows, you're on the road and as late as it snows you're on the road, as far as that goes. 60 to 70 days on snow every winter. It's almost as much as us in the last five years. Six to seven for us. It's so rad.

Be able to drive 45 minutes now and ride like really good terrain and good snow rather than 16 hours. But you guys are the warriors, like keep the industry alive. You guys are spending the money and fuel, everything, lodging, all that, driving 16, 17 hours just to ride for four days.

I don't miss it, but without those types of people, like this industry wouldn't be what it is. Yeah, that's the Midwestern way. Yeah, I think mountain riding is becoming more and more popular, too. For sure. You know, more just, I guess, used to doing that trek and getting like another snowmobile that you can ride out there. It is a big commitment, but I think the sport's growing more and more.

It seems like. The bomber is the barrier of energy. tree. Well, to a point, to a point, like last year, we did a video, cheap versus expensive. Right. We definitely didn't get as far, but I'd say we had equally as much fun. I would never go out there. Like, this is just me personally. Like, I would never go out there with those three old sleds that we had. I would never, like, plan a trip. Exactly. That's a difference. So, like, that is a part. Yeah. You make a good point, like, still, Like there's a lot of people

I'm stoked to hear that are making the trip And they make it seem like nothing Because they love it so much Like guys from Wisconsin That's far enough like Michigan especially But yeah you know It's 23 hours to West Yellowstone We're like geez

And it takes us 12 But the reality to do it right It's a hundred grand minimum To get into it The diesel truck trailer or sled deck plus a sled If you want to do it You know with newer stuff

that you don't have to worry about maintenance as much. It's $100,000 to give them the sport. Yes, but there is ways around it. For sure. But the diehards, it's $100,000 to get into it. Yeah, but you could have a friend that's going and, hey, can I come with? Yeah, and maybe you have a dirt bike. So, like, for the first couple of years,

me and Mike would just put a snow bike kit on our dirt bikes because we couldn't afford mountain sleds. So it was like the way to, you know, kind of like dip our feet into the into the mountain riding experience without having to spend 15 grand and we'd be in like three grand instead. We didn't do that first, but that's like when we really started experiencing it. Maybe this has been said, but do snowmobilers look at snow bikes, like dirt bikers look at quad guys? Oh, 100%.

Really? Yeah. Gosh. Really? I don't know. It's mixed. It's super awesome sport for guys that come from a motor background. like they pick it up instantly it's away from getting to the back country without having the massive learning curve of a sled and then honestly for like the guys that are phasing out of sleds the older crew they can still get out longer in their lifetime and efficiently get across the back country it's just not my cup of tea it's like that's absolutely it

that is the end of did i mention they were lame it sounds so old school but there's like no replacement for displacement it's the same concept i mean in the power They even dumb that down more? Like, there's no replacement for a snowmobile. Yeah, the power's hard to beat. And it's nothing the same at all. No. But we have a good time. Snowbikes are fun.

I just love 220 horsepower. That's all it comes down to. 220? That's what you're running? Those tarbos, yeah, about that. Dude, we had these two brothers out from Brainerd. They came out, tried trick jet skis. Two hundred and fifteen horse for a jet ski.

Is that what those things are pumping out? Yeah, yeah. What kind of motor is that? They had a Polaris bottom end. That was my favorite part. It's all Frankenstein. All built. But they take Polaris bottom ends from just a Polaris jet ski.

Keep in mind, Polaris hasn't made jet skis in a long time. What, like, C.C. Motors those things, right? I think 900. Naturally aspirated? Yeah. That's insane, dude. So much power for a two-stroke. So it was just cool to hear that because the only other time you hear about that power in a two-stroke is sleds.

Yeah. Yeah, you guys are going to see that video this Thursday. Uh, merch drop this Thursday, 7 o'clock. Check out the website, seeboysTV.com. The video of bringing those guys out is insane. I, I wasn't here for it, so I've just seen, like, a couple clips of it. And it's, like, truly, absolutely nuts what they can do and how young they are. Right.

14 and 16 years old. And they're like the, like, two of the best. Yeah, their riding was unbelievable. And then when they take their helmets off and you realize they're just like a couple of young kids it was like 10 times is remarkable like they don't even have time to have gotten that good they just are that good how do they get that good only riding stand up like four four or five months a year so he travel south or anything like in the winter months yeah they have a competition in havassu they're not there like constantly training no but they but they did say they'll they'll run like a tank

a day out there half hour a day ripping flips i guess that's why practicing dude it's so cool the opportunities that we have to meet these insanely talented athletes and these incredibly talented individuals just in general like they just don't get like the recognition that they deserve maybe it's because their part or their their sport is more of like a niche sport but it's so cool that we can you know bring them on showcase them on our videos and in our platform and people just love it and i hope that they get something out of it you know get all kinds of recognition from it but I don't know. It's just really cool the people that we get to meet. And especially through David and the 509 connections, when we were younger, the people that we looked up to

and we were like, I told this story about I was literally, I saw a sane Skinner at Haydays one time. And I was literally too afraid to go up and say hi to him. And now he's like, which one of our best friends, which is crazy. But the way that we look up to all these incredibly talented athletes and now we just get to film with them and bring them on and have a good time and kind of show like the personalities behind the talent I don't know we've just like has way too much fun with you and all the connections that we've gotten out of that like what I always call it like pinch me moments like just keep yourself a level on it because Evan and I we talked about in that pod also growing up watching all those old films and then

now he's been able to meet some of those guys like you guys just wrote a Brett Turcott in March, which is, I mean, he's eight times X, sorry, eight time X games medalists. It's insane. Like, he's on another gnarly. Like when we were with him, he was riding like it, too. He made it feel like we were just chilling with him for the day. Yeah, why don't you come sledding?

It's a nice spring day. Pinch me all day, dude. Yeah, but that's the takeaway. It's like, they're just dudes. They're just exceptionally better than all of us at a certain thing. It's really all it boils down to. 15 years ago, I was waiting in line to get them to autograph my t-shirt. And now I'm drinking beers with them at Haydays.

Right. That's crazy. Autographing their t-shirt. Well, maybe not yet, but. Their wives are asking for dude Evanborough signature. Keep the moms out of this. Why was I just going to say that? And then Ben, I stopped myself from saying it, and then Ben said it.

Evan loves moms. I do. I love Patty. I don't know who Maddie is, but oh, Evan's mom. I'm sorry. Great lady. Just a peach. Yeah?

Yeah. So you two have been friends for a long time, right? You grew up together? Oh, yeah. It feels like an interrogation. I just want to know. What was it like growing up with Evan? Scary?

Scary? Kind of. The biggest fun fact about Evan is that he grew up on a golf course and worked at a country club. We worked at, we worked at. at the same golf course, even. Yeah, David worked there too. We work together also. David, I could see.

Evan quit way quicker than I did. Actually, Evan didn't quit. I think he got fired. No, no, no. I never got fired. I probably just didn't get put on the schedule. There's a difference. Evan was the kid who was taking the governor off the golf carts, the maintenance

carts, and was flying around, drifting on the golf course, and always getting caught doing it, though. Or he'd be jumping the T-boxes that I, like, just mowed. So the thing is, like he said, got caught admitting that you were doing the same stuff. Were you just bad at hiding it, or was he just dumb about it or what? I probably just did it more often, maybe. He didn't, like, check the surroundings beforehand and just full send constantly. What's the story of you guys going on a ski trip?

You started telling it earlier, and I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. We'll wait for the pod. Evan remembers it better than I do. We were like 13 maybe. My first time ever on an airplane. I remember that. Which is terrified of. Absolutely.

So this was like a ski trip, ski trip. Yeah, Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Okay, all right. Did this all resort from the Mexican restaurant? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Evan, just take the wheel on this.

Evan gets so scared in front of a microphone. What do you want me to talk about, David? What did he's got to the conclusion? Which, just, where you cleared my whole family out of the apartment because of the smell of your ass. Yeah, your mom got upset with me because I had flatulence. It's like, you brought me to a Mexican restaurant two hours ago. Like paint peeling smells.

What did you expect to happen? It was like the most vile thing I've ever smelled come out of a human. my mom stands up like in the living room and she's like we got to leave and we just left so I look like she was ready to cry like I don't know what we're going to do with this kid he stinks and I can't handle it

like open the windows leave go for a walk let that place air out he cleared the whole condo out was he hold up was he proud of his work oh my God I'll never forget that smell I'm glad that you'll never forget about my farts david was it what day of the trip was it what happened a few times actually

i would say the mexican night that was midway through the trip okay so you at least had a couple days under your belt of being a good kid no i showed up a bad kid they knew me before the trip i would say they knew what they were getting into they kind of knew what they signed up for You were like... Hey, when you say that it cleared out your entire family, like, were your grandparents in there? No, it's my mom or dad. Okay. Even your dad left?

Oh, yeah. I was really hoping that it was like a full-on family vacation. Do you remember throwing the fake fruits from the fruit bowl at people in the hot tub off the balcony? I remember, I think you tried to take a bite of one. I did. I cut my gum. Before he knew it was fake fruit and grabs it, bleeding everywhere. Like a foam.

It looks so realistic. It's like a deck. Accretive one. Evan's like, ooh, apples. That can cut you. I might have realized halfway through it was fake, but I just committed to taking a chunk out of it and it was sharp. Comedian never backs down from a good bit. He shows me the apple.

It's just like covered in blood on the inside because there's white styrofoil. By taking it out of it and you're like, Evan, we're renting this. He put it back and it's like flipped it over. I feel like Evans, the kid that when he comes over, your family, like, make sure the first aid kid is ready.

No, we just send him. home if you got too hurt dude it's like a total knock on wood thing but i like never really got hurt when i was younger like i would pile myself up i would break everything but as far as truly being injured pretty rare you're really good at falling yeah you're a cat yeah yeah i think he was just more daring right like i was always into it but i kind of was reserved and like yeah yeah yeah yeah like i might get hurt i know the type You and I get it. And Evan just go for it constantly.

But he was doing that with everything from scooters, the skateboards to BMX bikes and scooters. Yeah, we were pretty good at scooters, actually. Before scooters were cool. Have you noticed that? You go to a skate park now. There's more scooter kids than skateboarders. We had to build our own scooters out of like razor,

like the folding ones and like rig it so they didn't fold. And some of them still had suspension on the front. like not even close to what kids think scooters are now what we were doing stuff on yeah back in our day i feel like the guys like 70 years ago when they put a two-by-four with roller skate wheels for a skateboard that was us with scooters 10 years ago inventing the sport god damn i can't stop thinking about evan clearing your family up thanks david's parents for the trip they ate they can't stop thinking about it i can't help but remember i think that was the

only trip you went on. Dude, do you remember the very first day? We get to the top of the mountain, to the very top, the Christmas tree bowl. We have to, like, hike above the chairlift. And there's a nice, fresh line with a few little drops, and we decided you should film it. So you went down halfway, and I catch on the very first rock, my ski, and just tomahawk down this shoot. Day one, run one.

Like, immediately. Well, at first you thought. I was dead so I know you and you're all worked up and I realized I was alive and then and then we realized like because I my skis didn't have the brakes on them because I had broken them gone one ski is just gone like we can't find it it's just literally not there and we've accepted the fact my ski's gone so I got two poles one ski and I'm just kind of sliding down this shoot and I'm like can I at least see the video David gives me that like deer in headlights look he's like oh i was so scared you got hurt i i didn't save it like back when

phones you actually had hit save on the video so we didn't even have the video of it it's messed up that you turned into a film the irony right yeah yeah yeah i still have that problem actually like when a bad crash is happening of i mean i just get worried if everybody's okay which is not a bad thing to worry about but i have this tendency of while worrying moving the camera away to get a better look to make sure and I've screwed that up a lot and like gnarly crashes the start of it and then it cuts because I like start filming the ground

to put it this way everybody's okay if I ever happen to be in a gnarly wreck with all the gnarly sound building I do I would prefer there to be a video of me in a gnarly wreck. I'm trying to work past it as much as it's a weird thing to work past but you'll do it for me.

I'd quit caring about people so much I think. Definitely. I tell you what though you make that mistake once around here. Oh, never get to hold the camera again. Chop and block, huh? What the fuck is the money shot for us. Yeah. I distinctly remember one time I think I got bored and I scrolled to your Facebook.

First of all, your Facebook's a wild place. I'm going to delete it on a tail west. But there's a picture of you rolling around, I believe, in a ranger, single cab ranger, and you have your snowmobile, not how a normal person would put a snowmobile in, where the tail end is hanging out. back but you had the front up on the cab of the ranger i believe how did we get that in there i think there was probably four of us we had to lift it up but it was a regular cab like short box ranger plus it had a toolbox in it so like they're literally even with the tailgate down the

sled wouldn't sit in there so we just kept pulling it forwards until it balanced rolled the windows up of the cab yeah rolled the windows down ran like a strap like through the ski loops maybe the spindles she was fine i just remember it was carbide marks on his roof the first time he did it he put like towels down no i did it backwards remember we had to haul two sleds that day and we put the rev in forward yeah we flipped them yeah one had the track with studs on the roof and that put stud holes in my roof so that's not a good idea but somebody out there has a whatever year ford ranger with carbide marks on the roof and a nitro circus sticker on the side Evan was just a grimy kid

I wish I could meet younger Ev I wish you guys could too I should dig up some photos that you can No we shouldn't Do you remember when fail was a thing Were you guys old enough When people were just adding

The text of fail He wasn't but I was yeah So like pre memes Right You just get There was like a fail app And you download it And you type the word fail

And put it on a photo That was a fail There's nothing more to It was like the same time As planking though wasn't it Now, I have this photo. Are we aging ourselves? By memes?

Yeah, by memes. I had this photo of Evan wearing this Walmart, like, full-faced mongoose helmet. Remember this thing? Yours. Your full-faced mongoose helmet. You acted like I just got this from Walmart. It was yours. In your garage.

Okay. Continue. And it's like three sizes too small. And he put it on and pulled the chin bar down. And so his whole face is like sticking on. the helmet like this just for this photo and you could not get it off. Do you remember that?

Full panic attack. It's like my cheekbones got above something rigid in the helmet. You do have to find cheeks. It was like actually stuck. Like sliding a ring on where it's a little tough but it goes on and it's not coming off. Did you call the fire department?

Dude, I thought we're going to have to cut my head off. Okay, it's so good with the distinct, bold fan. Okay, so now I'll ask you the reverse. Evan, what was David like in high school? Little shit. No, man, he was, he wore tall tees and skinny jeans, flat-brim hats with the sticker on him. This is a lot more of an outfit analysis that I expected.

I don't know how it was to describe. David was literally how he was wearing. Well, because he's like so punk rock now, but he went through a little face. He had a free little wane shirt. Yes or no? Dude, you gotta get over in the wardrobe, bro. Okay.

Evan, Evan, look at me. Look at me. Yeah. Do you remember anything about David other than what he was wearing? He was honestly, David's the exact same as he was now. Dude, dude hasn't changed since preschool. Thank you. I don't know.

I feel like us hanging out now is literally the same as in, like, eighth grade. Like, do you want to go ride some scooters? Yeah, kind of, yeah. But it's like the same vibes. Like, I literally, I don't even know. How I would describe you. I just ridden snowmobiles my whole life. This is all I've done, man.

I'm kind of like pretty simple. You always had nice snowmobiles. It's just riding snowmobiles. I had a 99 MXZ. Did you resent him for that, F? I mean, yeah, we're not. as a kid and my stuff was broken and his was meant like obviously let him ride it ever you know and he wouldn't ever oh maybe because yeah there's a reason record yeah i don't blame him i don't blame him

you've always been such a destructive human right yeah since day one is that just lack of care would you consider yourself unlucky um like you know when you guys it's just coming from you know When you guys talk about, like, where the chart comes to, like, injury versus reward or something like that, I kind of look at, like, fun versus breaking, maybe. So it's like, if this seems real fun, like, I'm just going to do it. If breaking something's like a side effect, then run it. Yeah, but he had that same mentality when he was using somebody else's equipment. I just wanted to see what it would do.

That's the problem. He still does. If Ben gave you the keys of the Lambo, you wouldn't floor it? Probably not. Would you? Of course. See, that's where we differ. And he would.

He's lying right now. You wouldn't put that sucker to the boards. Honestly, Ev, I could care less because it's just so entertaining for us. And if shit breaks in the process, shit breaks in the process. It's part of the game. Breaking your guys' stuff is way better than breaking my own. I'd imagine you're really good at it. I do feel bad sometimes.

sometimes you looked like you felt genuinely bad and you sunk his mike snowbike it was so funny because you're so confident in that one you know he was so confident like failure wasn't even an option like it wasn't even a possibility and i was like it's 100% going to sink and he was like i guarantee it won't i was like okay i just didn't see how it wouldn't work i saw videos of guys water skipping snowbikes it's like i've water skips snowmobiles as long as you don't do something really dumb you can't sink the snowmobile which i have sunk but i can't i got photos of that too i got photos of that i'm just saying i thought that i had a real good chance at it and then to find out there was no chance well it originally started that we wanted

to do it on an actual dirt bike and that was the plan and i think i don't know who vetoed it maybe he was me i might have just been like that's not going to happen he's going to make it 10 feet and then he's going to like o tb hard completely ejecto cdo yeah and in hindsight i guess the same fatality or poor choice words the same uh would have been the same end result either way so maybe just should have done it hey everyone quick break in today's podcast for a word from our sponsor vessie if you guys have been following us for a while you know that we love our vessies and if you new here, you're about to find your new favorite pair of shoes. Vessies are 100% waterproof and look and feel like a normal sneaker. They're the perfect everyday shoes and forget about having

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and get $25 off each pair of adult Vessie shoes, $25 off and free shipping to the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Thanks again, Vessi. Now back to the podcast. I would have swore the success rate would have been higher for the snow bike, though. Like, I figured the dirt bike's like 10% success, snowbikes 90%. I don't know, maybe we're going to drop a gear. What gear would you hit it in third?

I think I hit it in fourth. Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, but then he went fourth to third, the second to first, Just to the bottom of the lake To the bottom of the lake with the turtles With the fresh nipple piercing Was that right after it? Dude, it was the next day

Imagine if you got like an infection because of that That was like Evan's like third week here No, that was his first week I think Was it? No, you're cramming that Three weeks sounds about right Okay, first month Dude, oh first month for sure

David I want you to tell me about the time You teaboned me in the middle of a 40 acre field What? Honest mistake. Easy to do, actually. You know when you're a kid, or now, I still do it. And you go over like a driveway and you see the snowbank and you get a little bit of air.

And right in the air, you pin it, you can shoot as much roost as you possibly can. Yeah. Okay. But then you look back because you want to see the roost. Of course. Right, right. So Evan and I are out in a huge field. Nothing in our way except for each other.

Not a single tree, nothing. No obstruction of view Like little tiny hill And I go up it I'm on my crossfire 500 136 Big big long track in my eyes Camouflage skis

Yeah super cool And I pop this three foot tall wheelie Look back I see my roost I look forward I see Evan And I teabone I'm so hard

T-bone Yeah he's going He's going this way and I'm going this way, which, you know, now that I analyzed this, you saw me coming too. No, no, no, no. So I was just turning to the left,

and I did put my arm up, but when I put my arm up that I was turning, you were looking backwards. So I would say a true T-bone would be like a 90-degree angle. I was maybe a 45-degree angle, and he deflected off of me so hard. I go on 40. And you know those plastic bar hooks you'd put in?

Not like where the factory bars have a bar hook It's just a little plastic nub that you shove in it And that's what it broke your fingers There was injuries Oh yeah I went off the sled and I think I went like over Evan's sled And then I ripped my throttle off and I ripped my fingernail off That's what happened And we like wrapped my fingernail up and I think like

My bandana Or something Of course you're like a fucking bandana It's cool man Hey, what was Dave wearing? Slutniks? Oh, yeah, definitely. He had the slednecks gear.

I had Carhart. Just. And a bandana? And he was wearing just the tightest. The tall teeth. The way those, that base layer fit is. It was so tight. Okay, honestly, though, going back,

I can't rip on David for wearing tall teeth because I wear them too. Yeah. So just throwing that out there. Did you wear each other later? No, mine were honestly bigger For sure So I slam into them I wrap my finger

It's like twice the size My fingernails gone It's bleeding everywhere I ride home Like we duct tape the sled together I think or something We got the throttle attached somehow And we get back

And we're like scared our parents You're gonna be mad Naturally That is like the first child's reaction You're like fuck my parents And so I think we made some elaborate lie up Actually I don't think I ever told them

Yeah, because I think my sled was good enough off that, like, I could just act like nothing happened, and you acted, was it just like a lot or a stick? Clipped a branch, right? Yeah. But now, however many years, 10, 15 years later, looking back in that, like, we got, that's another one of those, like, cheating death moments. That could have been super bad. Well, and I think a big thing for me, when I started to turn around in the field, I, like, picked my inside leg up and put it on the seat, kind of doing, you know, to lean to turn. but that's where you deflected off of me. Like, I probably would have took your bumper to my leg

and it would have probably been way worse. What if Evan was handicapped now because of me? I've been pretty fucked up of you. It was that close. I'm glad you don't think I'm handicapped. Physically. Oh. Dude, Dave.

Yeah. Thank you for bringing Evan into our lives, bro. Mm-hmm. truly is no problem he's such a good kid and his ego is just getting out of hand but other than that he's such a good kid i don't even have anything to say i can't defend myself there's nothing i can do so uh here on the life wide open podcast we like to ask the hard hitting questions no kidding the traumatizing ones no and so we you know we dive deep into a lot of important subjects and stuff like that and so yes being

Not many opportunities would I have two young guys from Cloquet, Minnesota, to be able to sit down and ask them questions. So, David, was it? Was it hard growing up with Evan that his mom was so hot? No. It was hard that she was a twin. Have you guys met the twin? She has a twin?

Mm-hmm. Do you guys not know that? Jesus, no. Why was that? She's terrible. Hold up. Evan. dude, you can't docks your aunt, bro.

I don't care how hot she is. So you guys do know about the twin. Okay, so I would like to talk about Evan's hot mom. And David's thoughts on it. You know, that's a tough one for me because I don't really, I grew up with her. So I don't have the hot mom effect like you guys might. I know that's not the answer you're hoping for, but that's a reality. I've known her since I was like five

So she was kind of like a mom to me as well Did you get to Brass Feed? Do you remember the time that Peter Almost pulled the Jeep over on the fucking Excuse me Off ramp into clothesade? No, we can say fuck on this episode Because of the comment I made

I'm not going to repeat it But if you remember it, you can We're on the way home from Haydays We're actually in your mom's vehicle That's why I said it What are you talking about? I had bought lots of things at Haydays when I was like 14, we're on the...

What do you mean? Like what? The snowmobile stuff, on the way I'm from Haydays, and we were driving. I don't even know where it came from, because I think I thought it was funny at the time. But I was like 14. David's in the front seat and his dad's driving.

I'm in the back. And we're just talking about how much stuff we have in the car in the back of David's mom's vehicle's trunk. Like, yeah, I put my junk in your mom's trunk. And his dad was... I thought I'd get a chuckle. I think I almost got strangled. Wait, wait, wait.

So your dad pulled over? No, he didn't pull over, but I'm saying it got so tense in that vehicle. Luckily, we were pulling into town. It was one of those moments where you say the comment and then you're like, I tried to suck the words out of the air is already too late. How old were you? Like 14? Was this pre- or post ski trip when you say your back?

Post. Yeah, that was the end. David, don't hang out with that, Evan, kid. Oh, yeah, what was strike three?

There had to go. That was to say, what now what's the next strike? I don't even know. You would know better than me. She probably vented to you. It was just constant. I don't know.

We were always just constantly. Did you get a strike back for you almost killing him? With your snowmobile? We always were almost killing each other. Dude, what a strange series of events that both of your guys's lives have gone in two completely different directions.

But yet somehow you had to back up with this podcast table together. Now you're sitting out a podcast with two kids that make videos for the internet and if we brought you two back together. To drill us about our childhood. To drill you about Evan's hot mom. Have you met her? Yeah. Yeah, she's amazing.

More along, I just mostly say. because it makes Evan uncomfortable. Oh, no, that's fair. I'm just wondering if you've actually been able to... Yeah, no, and she is incredible. And blessed of her presence. She's actually great lady. Can I make David uncomfortable real quick?

Please. Remember, before I got the gas, we're at the Mexican restaurant, your mom had two margaritas and spilled refried beans on her shirt? And then she's like, whoa. It's just kind of like a shelf. What? Did she refer to her own?

Oh, God, my mom, I'm so sorry. There were four of us there and three of us crinch so hard. We almost had to leave. It's like the reverse Uno after Evans' commentate heydays about the junk. I'm sorry. My mom gets brought into it. Yours too. Yeah, I never said anything bad about your mom.

That wasn't bad? I have no idea where this podcast has gone. We got a phone. find the rails and get on it. We're very off. Damn it. I thought that was, I thought this was all really good.

I think we're starting to reach state of delusion. Yeah. Give us some good questions. You got to have, I've been asking you questions all for tonight. That don't involve our moms. Literally anything else, other than our moms.

It seems like every time Ryan is going, that's where it ends. I mean, I get it. I love the moms too. So I can't blame you guys, but fuck. Dude, okay, so, Dave, I need your expertise on this because I watched this and was so confused. Okay, Dave, you love punk rock.

Love it. If you show him a picture of MGK right now, I'm going to roll out of my chair. Okay, Evan also loves punk rock. He loves MGK. MGK is So I know when you go to a punk rock concert Mosh pits

That's like Why everyone goes Cultural experience Exactly Okay So What is this Is this what happens

Oh my Not just a fight Is this what happens No But just watch It's punk rock right This is like hardcore What am I witnessing

It's like a sub-genre of punk rock. It's like hardcore, which... That one's definitely a little on the violent side. There's a man on stage just kicking people. Yeah, that's not very punk rock. To me, that's very punk rock. You guys need to go to a show sometime. No, we need to go to a show sometimes.

So the actual, like the rules of the mosh pit is everybody's extremely friendly in the most violent way, if that makes sense. So it's like you're pushing each other, pretty hard. Okay, so let me put myself in the setting. Okay. M. GK's on stage.

No. Fucking singing his hard out. If you push anybody at an MGK concert, they're crying. Okay. For sure, crying. All right. So, you're in the pit, okay? You're bumping elbows.

You're shoving people that normally you couldn't get away to shove in, like, people three times the size of you, and they disappear into the abyss of people. But the second anybody, like... David, I'm sorry, but I cannot see you shoving these... Oh, dude, I just went to a show like two nights ago in the zone, fired up, come out like bruised elbows and all this. So are you in there wearing hockey pads? The second somebody falls, this is the cool.

The second anybody falls, like everybody surrounds and helps pick you up. It's like, nope, that was too much. It's picking back up. Somebody loses a shoe, like instantly somebody's like holding in the air, trying to find whose it is. Like, everybody's very, very friendly. They're not throwing fists. just kind of elbows out and pushing from behind and

it's a real friendly place you get to release a lot of good energy and like shove some people around have you ever been in a mosh pit no absolutely no good time man you gotta try it's funny because besides david ryan is the only person to be in a mosh pit you've been to some edm concerts where ryan lets lose yeah those aren't like mosh pits those aren't no those are peace that's a bunch of sweaty people on molly yeah circle pits are where it's at speaking of sweaty people on molly yeah now we do it back there he's ready for bad david most influential soundtrack tony hawk or dave mera tony hawk disagree prosgator three probably not tony i prosgator two is the

best one through four fair you guys get to experience that part in your life no but i had mx z versus at tv Unleashed that game was the shit also a good soundtrack I used to like pick out a favorite song in my video games and then I would turn off all the other songs and just listen to the same song on repeat

as I played the game so what do you remember what song it was? Life is a highway close I want to read it's the third pocket that's what no that's the song that you're listening It's, uh, EA Sports is in the game.

It's in the game. No, yeah. You're trying to do the intro right now. Yeah. It's in the game. And then it starts. I had to play. Yes.

Yes, it's Magic Carpet Ride. Dale Earnhardt Jr. is on the cover. And that game is, it's like NASCAR 2003. NASCAR Thunder. Yes. For GameCube. Dude. And all I had was Magic Carpet Ride by Step in,

that was the only song that played. And I was sick. My dad and I used to do, we used to do, like, the full 50-person races, and the first thing we would do is turn, cautions off. Turn around and just carnage. Yep. I'm so sick. We all did live the same childhood.

Woo, I'm sweaty. I don't think anybody ever played the game if you didn't do this, but in MXZ versus ADVN-Ladies, you just drive to the border. It'd shoot back. Yeah. Yeah, that was sweet. We all did that. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, I had such a good time having you guys here. How long did we do this? I think we're just getting started. You're wrapping this up? Oh, cripes. I'm just getting warmed up. Have you got any questions for me and Ryan? Yeah, you got.

Yeah, what are your mom's like? Let's keep my mom's beautiful. She's a chiropractor. You say my mom's hot. I said your mom's beautiful and you're going to be offended with what I said. All right, let's stay professional here. Oh, I can't win with these guys. Hypocrats.

Hypocrats. David, first time you ever pissed yourself from drinking too much. I don't think I ever have. Liar. Okay, I never pissed myself, but I did piss on my Xbox once. Oh, I remember that. Wait, what? I just, uh, I woke up in the morning once after a night with Cousin Joe,

getting into some, uh, what were they, uh, Natty light seltzers. I went to turn my Xbox on, you know, like a normal Saturday. You want to play a little Fortnite. And it didn't turn on. So then I picked it up to check if the cords were plugged in and liquid spilled out of it. And then I observed the glass TV stand or entertainment, whatever it's called, full of liquid. I smelt it. Definitely peed.

But I did tear the Xbox apart through the hairdry on it for 45 minutes. Runs like a champ, still have it till today. No way. Do you remember the act of peeing on it? Absolutely not. I don't even remember leaving Cousin Joe's house. Shit. Dude, I wish I had something to add to that,

but I just don't, bro. I have nothing to compare that to it. I thought you guys would come in with maybe you peed on something well. Dude, the audience, the audience got, um, They got a new side of Evan that doesn't really come out that often. Talking? Yeah, mostly just mad. Mostly the vocal side of him.

You got to get me teed up before I know how to talk. You should know that by now. We have been getting you teed up all day. I'm talking. Mike, you got anything to add? Mike, back to the mosh pit. You want to tell the story of when you got like chloroformed? Oh, I love to, yeah.

Well, I guess to preface it a little bit. Ryan and I really wanted to go to this EDM festival. We convinced Ryan's parents. I had to do some convincing of my own, but I remember being there in the room when they were like, you're not going. And I'm over there, like,

trying to put my own in. Like, it's going to be okay. It's chill. Was not chill. It was not chill. But we got to go ahead to go. Like Ryan was 18. I was 19.

And we went to the festival and had a time. We camped. It was greasy. We camp. It was fun. A lot of external activities going on around us. But we weren't involved. in that at the time and we just

yeah we really did we just got our case of wherever and by the way yeah also or ever but um we jumped in first night I don't know when it actually happened but anyway

just skip to the part where you get drunk oh my God it was like the fucking third night Mike third night I guess I was just about to ask what night it was but third night wait maybe we should have somebody tell the story

that didn't get drug and might remember what happened. Yeah, if you want to... You were not. Ken was there the second time I got drunk. No, no, uh, anyway, let me actually get to the point then. I will.

Ken is watching an absolute dumpster fire from back there. Third night. It's basic. A guy. in front of you is like done smoking a joint he goes you guys want this he seems chill definitely not chill i need to preface this before we get into it definitely not chill seem chill he seemed chill hey hey hey common mistake i make that all the time like and and so this would be where ben is like no i bet the dude had a full painted face and was like a devilish

looking no he wasn't he was chill but um i mean anyway passes it to me i'm like cool he goes you want to finish this after he just got done smoking it and i go sure and smoke it and that was it i was like lost control of all my body lost control of standing my arms basically vision like i didn't know what was going on i'm like i don't i didn't know what's going on i'm like i don't i didn't know what's going on and I basically oh dipped for meldye yeah and so that's what I wondered too like something weird was happening because

right before that also like open this story up however you want but like right before that some dude was walking around being like he had Vix and he was like smell this smell this which seemed weird too and it's not like I went like oh let me get it was just like he walked around it was that was weird and so then

right after that right Right after that, I mean, a little, a little, not enough to make me die. And then the dude passed this, like, joint back. And then I, like, basically, like, fell. And Ryan caught me. So, Guardian Angel. Now I'll take over. And so now, yeah.

So we are, like, eighth row. There's, like, 50,000 people behind us. It was, it was intense. Headliner show of the night. Micah just completely loses motor phones. And I'm, like, pretty young at this point, kind of dipping my ankles into drinking, you know, I've done it a bit. But I'm just dipping my ankles into Femelda. But I didn't quite understand the whole, like, not being able to control yourself under whatever.

Any, yeah, I just didn't get it. So, Mike just starts going, he's falling all over everybody. Everybody's like, dude, get off me. I'm like, what the fuck is Mike are doing? And I'm like, okay. And basically, Micah just starts to drop to the floor. So I grab him and I'm like, oh, fuck. And there's this boop, pop, pop, going on.

It was the most intense thing. And so I grabbed Micah and start trying to like drag him out. And nobody wants to give up their spot as you're trying to move through the crowd. And then I kind of like shifted Micah to where I was like kind of like grabbing him under. And he's just like limp in my arms. And I'm basically dragging a dead body out of the concert bowl to, what people had seen and then people started moving the cease parted a drag mike up on the hill and i'm like are you okay and he's kind of coming back to and then uh it was short-lived maybe 10

minutes but that's what got me was when no one DMT trip the worst part is this this sounds bad and it is bad the worst part is is i don't know we still don't know what we i don't really know by the time I got us out of the like the mass of people you kind of start coming back you're like what the fuck just happened and I was like I don't know dude so you blacked out you don't remember it at all no I do remember it um it's why I remember like faint scenes of getting guided out of the crowd and when Ryan explained that he said no one wants to get out of the way even when you want to get out hey I'm going to piss I'm going to get water no one cares they don't even want to move out of the way for you if they know you're be lying it out they might get out of the way but

when Ryan explained that that I was like ghost white and he was guiding me out of the crowd people were like dragging and I remember that vividly people were like oh fuck this guy yeah like start yelling back

like boom yeah and they got out of the way so that was kind of weird and then like we got out and you were like what's going on dude and I'm like I don't know I was like what do you mean I don't know dude and then you were like you didn't see him do this

no you like didn't But here's the thing, see him do this, do what? Like, obviously, again, it was probably from home he passed in the joint back. But, like, what was it from? Because just before that, this guy was passing around Vicks, like I said. There was a lot going on. But there was a lot going on. Mike was putting that sniffer in places he shouldn't have been.

I'm sure of a little bit of, like, Googling with the time frame that it lasted, you can maybe figure out, like, narrow it down a few things. Well, we tried. And then, you know, dude, that, that's, that's, It's so criminal and so disgusting of a human to do. As far as that is. You don't know somebody's medical condition, whatever. It could kill somebody.

I know. I think that's the worst part was, like, looking back on it, is like if it was predatory at all, such a disgusting thing. Like, I mean, and I was in good health. I was fine. It actually happened the next year, too. So that's kind of made.

Same guy. I saw the same guy there. So this is what maybe. Now we're starting to have a reoccurring problem, Mike. I hate to say it, bro, but it might be you. This is what led me to believe that Micah doesn't burn. Can you imagine it's just regular weed? Yeah, dude.

So the next year, to make the next year briefer, the story briefer, we were there doing the same thing. And I remember being like, obviously, Don't do that again. I mean, some people, other people are saying that too. Don't take anything from anyone else. Just don't, especially at a festival. Mike, I didn't learn.

So, like, we're there this year with Ryan myself, which we've been veterans at this point. That's probably where I got my false confidence with Justin and Ken. And we're there, and not the same dude, but dude does the same thing. You guys want this, so I'm done with it. Sure. I take it Take a hit I'll do it

Hand it to Ken No What? Yeah Ken Ken takes a puff too And then this time was different But Ken Burns Yeah Ken Burns

So he handled it And then I remember This was on the lull of the show So it wasn't a show going on And I was like I was like Dude I don't want to explain it I don't want to glorify any of it all

So I don't want to explain the experience but then after Ken saw what happened to me he was like white face just knowing what he was watching he's like is this going to happen to me seriously is this going to happen

to me then he realized it's happening I'm like kind of holding mic up I believe at the time Ken's freaking out I need one of you to freak wait because I said this this is the weirdest kind of grossest part I was like Ryan because I knew he was my like safe

safe person Ryan, it's happening I said that I remember you're like it's happening it's happening again and I'm like oh fuck so I start

taking care of Mike I'm getting them water all this and then Ken goes this is gonna happen to me it's gonna happen to me I'm like you need to calm down

I need to deal with the one that's dying yeah and it never did happen again but I know he did great yeah he burns

and honestly like ever since then like we haven't been what he built Bill Clinton. And you didn't hear the thing with smoking weed, but he's like, he didn't inhale it. He just...

Oh, he Bill Clinton. Elon Musked it. Yeah, he Elon it. Right, right. He puffed it, but he didn't inhale. It's a 90s kid's thing, I get you. I got it. So old.

Yeah, so, like, ever since then, we have not been to a festival, but that's not the reason that we haven't been to a festival. Mike. There's a reason you shouldn't go to festivals. Maybe. I had a great time. I bet. I had a great time.

You stressed me up, Mike. Yeah. You too, honestly. Well, we've been, uh... Yeah, you're wrap to this. We've been podcasting for about four hours tonight. I need to go look up where hamsters are from. People check in the time of this podcast.

It's only been gone for... No, I'm just kidding. Hey, you got to go check out David's podcast. Yes, sir. What's the name of the podcast? It's a lot better right now, I feel. What? The podcast we recorded earlier today.

is a lot better than the one that we just did? No, it's just a lot different. That's all. As far as our flow, maybe. You said us down and you said, you can't say fuck. No, sir. You can cut as fuck as much as we wanted this podcast. This is more of his statement.

Our flow was a little better. We're definitely a bit of hilarious. You just wait. Okay. All right. We actually got to wrap this podcast up. Thank you if you made it to this point. A lot of laughs.

A lot of laughs. A lot of random stories. And hope you guys enjoyed. Bye What don't Evan The table! The table

Nope The table We're almost touching The front right there Oh fuck I played a mic He gave me the thump I ran by Ken first

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