Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on How Long They Will Do Youtube, Avoiding Injury, and Doing Burnouts

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

In today's podcast, Micah becomes Moto Mike, CJ relives his hockey fight days, Ben tells us about the worst prank we've ever heard, and we watch the video of how the infamous burnouts got in our shop.  Hope you guys like the extra-long podcast!  Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to another episode of the Life Wide Open podcast with the usual cast, Ryan, CJ, myself and Ben. Howdy? Hey, guys. We have a merch job coming this Thursday. It's going to be big, red, white, and blue. As you could probably guess, we'll get more into that later. Rich has finally finished the track. He's back at home. We've hit it. It is unreal. It's the craziest time I've ever spent. in the air for a long period of time. Mike's going pro. Mike, you are an absolute animal. Dude, it was... You're a hidden wheelman, dude.

Yeah, I guess. I love that a week ago. We had to draw straws who had to hit the jump in the razor. And now Mike is just a hidden wheelman. And in launching, like, launching these jumps, dude. I've never seen... I've maybe seen one jump as big as our biggest jump that Mike hit today. And he was just hitting that, like,

Nothing. Taking the laps. Yeah. Dude, it was like... I don't know if I've seen a side-by-side jump that big. Well, Florida, when I almost died. Yeah.

Yeah, that's the only one that was maybe comparable. That one was, like, really big, but that one had a nasty, remember the lip on the landing? Like, if you didn't make it... Which we almost didn't. Yeah, which is just bad. But this one, luckily, I was watching the videos back, though, like, how far can you collapse the suspension? Or actually, how many times can you do what I did?

Just frame it out? I don't know. You were little... It was to the point where the whole suspension was maxed out, but then the tires started cambering in. I think we need to put like another set of wheels on the bottom in the middle. So like when you go down, there's like more suspension underneath because you're literally like scrubbing.

I was cracking up because, you know, Evan, we bring him out there and he's fully geared up from the moment that we're trying to film the Canada Dips brand deal. And then we're trying to take a thumbnail. Like this whole nine yards He ends up just sitting there in his gear For like two hours out in the hot sun He's like wondering when he's gonna go ride Because he wanted to get back and mow

He was all hot and heavy over getting lawn mode And then Mike just ends up and coming out And stealing the show And then anyways we're like walking back And I was kind of trolling him I slightly feel bad about it But I was just like man I think Mike's really got some potential

It's just me and Evan Walking across the track And he's just like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like, dude, I think we need to, like, enter him in some races. Like, you know, get behind him, sponsor him. Like, let's get him out there. Because I think he's got a chance. And Evan's just kind of like, yeah, yes.

And then we were getting shots of Evan. I thought that was me. He's not even riding a dirt bike. I'm like, no, racing dirt bikes, everything. Yeah, we were getting shots of Evan wheeling across the field. And CJ just goes, honestly, I think the most. move is to have Mike could do it. I know.

Nothing was confused. I'm like, dude, maybe we just have Mike do it. Like on your bike, Evan. And he just stares at us and he goes, uh, he did, he did mention that, though. He was like, dude, I could have gotten a lawn done in the two hours. I've been out sitting out here. Poor dude. The lawn.

Just gets his job stolen as, like, being the best dirt biker. And that's what I was joking. I was like, I think Mike's the best rider now. Like, let's have him do it. He's like, well, what the hell? I thought that was me. Dude, I mean, he... I want to take this moment to tell you that I'm very proud of you.

Thanks. Same. Now that I have that unlock, I feel good, obviously. I feel really good. But for the record, like, for the rest of the crew, I think we still might have to draw straws. No, I would have no problem hopping in it. Now?

But Ryan was having none of that shit. Dude, I just... He was having none of that. Listen, I almost died once. And I was like... Okay, I really didn't like that. Then I went around and the razor was making a ton of clickety clacky noises and I go, that's just what it does.

I know. I'm just being a pussy. You're launching a 40 feet in the air and coming down flat. It'll sometimes start to make some weird noises before. Yeah, I launched it like 32 feet and came up really short. But then I have a bad run in. I pull out. So I'm already like on the second one on bad vibes all around.

And I come in. I'm ready to go and. going, Ken was reaching out. Like there was a whole orphanage of babies at the end of the jump. Like everyone's life, like there was a kitten like walking across.

It was like this dire need for me to stop. And I went, hit the brakes. I went, something actually was happening in the razor. So I pull off the track and I'm like, I'm done. And he goes,

sorry I said to get the camera going, very nice of you. Thank you. I was going to love to be a shot. Totally. Something bad would happen and we didn't have it on camera. It would have been bad. But I just got iced and I was like, I am done.

Mike is coming back with his helmet right now. Like, let's just let him do it. And it was worth it. Yeah, I mean, Mike put on a clinic today. He is now, he is no longer pit bike Mike. He's Moto Mike. Don't ever call him pit bike Mike again. He doesn't deal with that little kid shit.

Dude, it's also so funny. How, like, scared I still was. Ben's like, Mike, you just want to do it? And I'm like, and I've jumped the gap jump. like at this point 20 times and I'm still like I literally looked you in the eyes I was like not really I had the adrenaline rush of a lifetime yesterday I but I'll do it and then I was driving and I was like why am I nervous I should concentrate on having fun and then it all that loose you know this track is actually big when we can clear the seema truck by like three feet yeah and that's

not even like the biggest jump it's like that's medium jump yeah With the Razor. With the Razor. That was a skeptical part, too. Evan was clearing the seam of truck with the dirt bike, but we were a little skeptical about the Razor. Well, the last giveaway dirt bike winner was out while we were doing the first test hit of the gap on the razor. And anyways, we were riding our previous, well, it's still our current,

but our pit bike track that we've had for a while now. And the giveaway winner was out there and his friend, and both them looked at me and go, you know these jumps are a lot bigger in person i go yeah i know kind of sucks they look so small on camera because they were like i you know on on video i'm like oh i'd hit those whatever but they ended up kind of just hanging tight yeah it made me feel a little better like the one time we visited the palmer compound and they were like yo for the record these are small jumps like they're not big jumps no matter what you say they're not big jumps we're like yes they are

Everyone's got a different definition of what a big jump is to them. And a jump can be big, but if you hit it like three times and you get the comfortable hitting it, then it's just like whatever. But you show up and you have no idea how to do it and everyone else is just sending it and not telling you, you're like, oh, that's really what it is. I wonder if there's like a word for that. But basically, before you hit all the jumps in the razor, whatever you're on, it's scary. It's terrifying.

You don't want to do it. You finally do it. And even it takes one time and you're like, that was that was easy yeah oh lazy mike did you ever think you would uh be airing it out like you you were today and yesterday no dude i don't i got to yeah shout out i don't shout out rich for for those jumps because they're perfect and honestly shout out polaris because like i don't think our maverick would have even lasted i know yeah like we all said the same thing like the The Maverick would have broken on the first, like, that double.

We'd have been like, all right, time it had to double. And then, like, 10 tries in, and the Maverick would have broken. It would have broke looking at the jump on our pit bike track. Yeah. Like, this is some serious, I don't know, validation at how well built. Like this show and want to make your own, let me tell you about Anchor. It's free. There's creation tools that allow you to record and edit your podcast right from your phone or computer.

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I want to get a four-seater turbo S and jump it. You know, before all that, I'd be like, no way, don't do that. It's some agile, but it's around, man. The magic school bus. That thing flies. It flies great, dude. That is good. I almost wonder if you're better off with the four-seater.

It's a good question. So, yeah, we're stoked on the track. There was a lot of money, a lot of hours, a lot of, just a lot of everything to make what we made even. And I know your guys' uncle with one eye can do better, but it's sick. But our uncle Rich with both eyes, he did a dang good job. He did a dang good job. And he's a professional.

I always get such a kick out of people commenting, really on any type of video that we make that they're like, yeah, my friend's dad has a way faster car or my uncle's Mustang could wax that Camaro. It's like, dude, who fucking asked? But also, I doubt it Half the time I think they're just talking out their ass Maybe And then occasionally you get to do it And he's like

Oh yeah, I've got a really fast car We should race And then I'm like Okay, yeah What are you driving a minivan? He goes, yeah, I got a built A drag setup Foxbody Mustang

It's got like 12 on a horse pond You're like oh Oh you weren't kidding I was like no we shouldn't race Because he'll just wax me There's like so many levels to it There's that when they had the legit machines and they're either being haters or they're like,

nah, dude, I genuinely think I could beat that thing. Sick carlo, whatever. But then there's also the kids, these ones you can get actual entertainment out of when the kid's like, dude, you have a 600, I have an 1,100 turbo. And it's like talking about the Articat Trail Sled. And it's just like, yeah, it goes 100. And it's just like, that is just the beauty of a kid not understanding. I'm pretty sure I told somebody in my snowmobile goes 200 miles an hour when I was a kid

because skadoos go to 200 kilometers. I'm sure I told. I'm sure I told Ken's older brother, oh yeah, my son goes 200. He's like, brother, that is a 600.

It's not, but it's not. Dude, do you guys remember back in the day when we film at Jake's all the time and that little kid Dylan would come over? Dylan.

I miss that kid, man. What do you think he's up to? Dude, I don't know. I haven't thought about him in so long, but man,

we have a lot of memories with Dylan. I'm sure he's like grown up now, but let's say he was like 12 I just remember when he came up to us on his little 90 or 120 4 wheeler and he told us he's like yeah I can backflip it and so then of course

instead of just going nah we're just like well hell yeah let's see it and then he's like off to find a spot and he's like jumping over the road just like halfway over the road being like maybe here or something could you imagine buddy we just let him do it

go for it right now he just says up landing on himself Isn't it crazy how some people can just be compulsive liars And just not even smile Or yeah, just not even be phased by it And then jump themselves right into another tall tail No, I know, and it's like some people just never grow out of it Like they just never stop lying about shit

That does not matter And then back there right now It's trying so hard to be quiet about you lying about your trolls I know that's not what you're throwing That is 100% different Because that's me messing with somebody Deliberally, what most people know around you. I know, I know.

But like just being a compulsive liar about things that are like, why would you lie about that? I sometimes will throw in a lie to make it convenient. You know, to avoid explaining something or to just like steer the story one way and it's never usually not harmful. But you're talking about people who are just like, yeah, they're just pulling stuff right out of their ass and they don't even know it. that's so true though like the convenience side of things like okay I add an appointment for my eyes this

morning and she's like doing anything for the rest of the day and I was just like nope I don't want to be like yeah I'm actually going to go back we just built the dirt bike track and we're gonna yeah we're playing some big senders off of it and then afterwards maybe hopefully we get a little rain and then we can play in our pond and like all these things and and yeah I just avoid it at all I don't know if you guys do the same. It's just like so much easier to just not tell anyone like ever what we're doing because it just makes no sense most of the time. This might be kind of a hot take,

but what do you guys think is the correct response to a quick? How are you doing? I've been working on that because I think it's, we're just at the pub eating before this and it was like this guy, he was just the most basic small talk. It was just like, hey, how you doing? Good, good. How are you?

Good. Yeah, yeah. How you've been doing? And then he just doubles down. And then after that, it was like, what you, what you up to? And he's just like, getting food, getting drinks. And that is my response to the, yeah, the what are you up to? But do you guys foresee a future that, like, small talk doesn't exist?

Or is it one of those things that you're actually going to have to deal with for the rest of your life? Of society to make it work, dude. I have a love-hate relationship with it, I guess then. Because I was thinking about that the other day, too. I was like, man, you see somebody. but it's just almost nicer to just not see anyone that you know when you're out and about. I know. I was like shopping.

I was like getting supplies for something at Menards. And I was like, man, I just really hope I do not see somebody I know right now and just have to make pointless small time. It was like the other day when I go into TJs to go get dinner by myself and I walk in. I see some people over at this area. I'm like, okay, they're going to try to talk to me. Let's see what's over in the back. I get over to the back. Some people go, TJ, hey, how's it going?

I'm like, hey, keep walking, get to the patio. Same thing, people there. I go, frick. Man, you were so popular. No, I'm not really popular. So popular. We just live in a small town and you know all these people are going to start talking across to you and all this.

And I did not want to deal with that. I wanted to just sit on my phone as bad as that sounds and just hide. Is that wrong? You know, like. Honestly, I just didn't want to talk to people. And we're not in the mood. Being YouTuber or whatever aside, we're talking in our small time. of Cormon, even I, like, did that today at L&M Fleet.

I saw someone, and I, like, saw them pushing their card, and I was like, hey, he's probably going to say hi to me. Eh, dipped the next aisle. Next to aisle. But if you catch me in the right, right mood, I'm like, where's everyone in? Like, I want to go over there and bullshit with them, you know? That's true. Basically, if you have time on your hands.

So are you an extrovert or an introvert when you're like that? Or are you both? Ah, shoot. I mean, I feel like we're all pretty extroverted because we're on the different parts of the scale, but we're all pretty extroverted because we talk all day. And that's why I think, like, you get to dinner and you're like, all right, I have been talking to my friends and business partners nonstop since 9 a.m. I've been making plans. I have been doing this. I've been chatting with a camera. I've been doing a podcast. I just want to scroll. I'm done. I just like,

I feel that way when I get home sometimes. I'm like, I'm sorry. I just, I just need a TV. Yeah, I'm sorry, Alandra. I love you. You're great. I just need silence for like an hour. And then you just retried your social battery And then you're good Or there's like the instance It's really funny when we all go out to eat When we're all on our phones And when we're all collectively

Like shameless about it It's so funny because we did Everyone thinks we're so goofy for that But I'm like dude I literally have sat around these guys All day for the past five years And it'd be funny to actually just respond like that But everyone's not people are like

Dude literally you guys are just not even speaking to each other Yeah, you don't know that happened. What else am I going to say to this guy? Isn't that funny how you can be with somebody? Like, me and you are in the truck together. Bro, we could go eight hours without saying a single word to each other. And it wouldn't be awkward at all. Comfortable silence.

Me and somebody like a high school friend. That wouldn't be cool. Well, I was going to just say like someone that you're like kind of homeless with. You literally drive from here to the track. Yeah, they're like, yo, can I just hop in with you? You're like trying to think. think of like a conversation like something like something to say the tight over the time from here to here just so it's not awkward i hate consciously having to think of what to say like if you

have to sit there and use your brain power to think of something to say just because it's awkward not even gonna i try yeah and it's one of those things where it's like it's only awkward if you make it awkward but realistically if you just genuinely like generally speaking if you sit in the car and don't say anything it's kind of yeah whether you think of or not. Yeah, yeah. I agree with that. If I was going out to eat and I was with my family or some people, I don't know,

I wouldn't pull my phone out and just sit there and scroll. Like, I would talk and, you know, make do with the time that we are together. I always wonder how people do that when they just belly up to the bar. Because most people that belly up to the bar and they just sit there for like hours on end and like have people coming and going next to them, I'm like, man. How do these guys just make small talk with, like, the bartender or Joe sitting next to you or Tom and Harry that are just swinging through to grab their... I think some people like look for a conversation. Yeah, exactly.

That's why they're there. They need 100%. You know, they maybe don't have a job. They're working alone at a desk and they don't really get to talk to people. So then at the end of the day, even if they love their job, they're just excited to have someone to talk to. Yeah. I suppose. Yeah, that is probably.

That makes way more sense. versus somebody that's like kind of like antisocial and them sitting there it reminds me a rich yeah rich i honestly felt bad for rich but this is also what he does but he's in the dozer all day for like eight hours eight 10 hours a day just by himself the only time he talks to us is when he maybe stops and we come up like hey like do you want some food or like a water or something but it's like he's relatively alone so and he loves to talk but he's also really good at talking like he's fun to talk to but yeah he comes in he's just chatting it up and like that's his time like I remember I was going to leave and he's like dude I've been in the dozer all day hang out with me I was like

you're right I should hang out with you so then I hang out with him but that's why he loved having Evan around because obviously Evan's staying here and Evan loves to talk and he's yeah Evan's unroll one of those guys I was gonna say everyone gets along with Evan makes friends with every person that we introduce him to and you know how many times I've just brought Evan along like when we were building the lawnmower at Zach's house my buddy Zach Zach shout out Zach I brought Evan with and uh halfway through I go oh shit uh I'm gonna go look at a house real quick that's just like down the way a little bit so I'll be back in an hour and I leave Evan there after meeting Zach like 20 minutes and I come back and they are just

boys boys they both got like some beers and stuff and like I'm like oh you guys made friends Okay, good. I'm not surprised by that just because typically the people we hang out around are pretty easy to get along with. True. Yeah. Makes sense. Especially those two.

They had a lot in common. That's something I love about him. He can strike up a conversation with anyone. I think the most interesting thing about Rich is his little stint with Jake Paul. He was like Jake Paul's right-hand man and he was like building all these things for him. I don't know how public that is, but he wouldn't mind us saying it. They built all these things around his house and like. fixing his pool and like any issue he had it got to be more than building it got to be more than building

and then he was just his plug like anything he wanted or needed rich has just got like these connections that's basically all you need in life is you just need to have like enough connections to just yeah be useful to your homies and then everyone is just like he's like this guy's the man like i guess Greg paul and him like chat every now and then pretty frequently and then he was like yeah they literally called me the plug and i was like oh we actually have a buddy uh rob he We call him Rob the plug. And so I just encourage, if you don't have a plug in your life, you need to find one because it's good. Someone that just helps you out with anything.

That or even a butt plug. Mike's got a couple plugs. He's got one in right now. I'm sorry. You know what's funny, though? In hockey, they always said, like, if you got called a plug, it was like a bad thing. I never quite understood it I feel like that'd be a good name for the goalie

But nowadays that's like such a positive thing Like if someone told What was the context of it To be like a diss Buddy you fucking plug Like I don't know That's like something I would say But I don't get it

It's a derogatory term Maybe like you're just filling a spot I don't fuck I don't know How dumb Most of those terms are dumb Bringing you up hockey I've never asked this question Did you ever get in hockey fights

Not really, no. Really? I didn't... Like before your conkeys, though? No, you couldn't fight people. He was in peewees. No, you couldn't drop the gloves or anything like that. You couldn't?

No, you never got into any kind of hockey fight. I mean, you'd get in, like, a little scuffle in front of the net or, like, on your own, but it would always get broken up. So, like, they don't let it go. So if you drop your gloves in high school, it's not like a three-minute penalty. It's more of, like, a suspended for the game sort of thing. They'd be like, what the hell are you doing, dude? You look like the biggest idiot

If you drop the gloves What if you both drop the gloves? You both look dumb What do you mean? If you both dropped it I think it'd I'd be like, yeah, I think they're slightly pulling back actually

On like hockey fighting So they used to, in hockey They would have an enforcer On like each team And I'm sure they still probably do But like the enforcer's job was literally They were just the fourth liner They sit on the bench

And they go out when it's like Time to fight someone That's so sad Either get the team going or, like, maybe someone played a dirty hit on somebody. So they go out and, like, lay a hit on them or fight somebody, you know? What? Yeah. That's so sick.

But a lot of those enforcers are, like, pretty messed up in the head now. I'm sure they just kept getting, like, they have to keep getting punched, basically, and whatever. And they do that, like, week after week or. So what would you say more is more common for head injuries? Someone like that who's a fighter or someone who's getting, like, checked and checking? I know it goes kind of hand in hand. I think fighters is probably the biggest, but I think, and I'm not like a professional on this, but I think actually, obviously boxers and stuff like that, but linemen for

football, although it's not always the hardest of hardest hits, it's not like major collisions, but it's repetition of like head on. But, I mean, nowadays, if you drive by like a high school and you look at like their high school football team practicing, they have like pads on top of their helmets. And I think they're just, people are a lot smart. harder now. Like, you're not out in practice running into each other head on like they used to, you know? At least I don't think they are in most places, I would assume not. You know, they've just, they've smartened up. But it was like that for years. Practice where the big kids like, well,

I'm still going to cream the kids half my size. It's fun. Yeah. I'm talking about creaming kids, Mike. Sorry. Come on, man. Where is your brain at this podcast, man? It was on football until right now, and it was on helping other people and then CJ brought up butt plugs. Yeah. Imagine how nervous you'd be if you're like a first liner. You're a good hockey player.

You kind of hit somebody a little dirty and you see some dude from the way bottom of the bench come out and just start eyeing you and you're just like, I am so fucked. Well, then your team has an enforcer too, but I don't really know, like the, I never played where they, you had an enforcer on your team but yeah i mean if you played a dirty hit you'd have a hit on your

back for the rest of the game or until you got clobbered i was really hoping you were gonna be like yeah man used to get in hockey fights all the time not really no when we were kids uh they had this thing called locker boxing so you would put like your you would wear your jock strap and your hockey gloves which are kind of like boxing gloves and then your helmet and you would go in the locker room and like you know there's benches and whatever and whoever you were locker boxing you would just fucking tee off on each other and like people would get seriously hurt like knocked out and stuff or i never saw anyone get like was that from beef or was that like it would it would be like sometimes two kids hate each other so they would do that or sometimes

you know two kids that maybe aren't like super good but and also kind of not cool in the amongst the locker room or whatever and then they would end up fighting each other and Why, to get, like, just try to, like, get some notoriety. Right. But it would normally happen when there was, like, tryouts going on. I always noticed or, you know, whatever. But I never did any of that. Lockerboxing.

I bet you love that shit, though. I could totally see CJs. In the corner with it. Oh, World Star! No, you couldn't. By the time, like, I was old enough to Locker Box, everyone had phones and whatever. No recording.

And there was rules for no recording because you put that shit anywhere. you would actually get in trouble. I think you could get kicked out of hockey because it was like a serious thing. Like, no, I never watched, I guess like a couple kids maybe got like kind of fucked up. Like, they definitely had a concussion. There was never any serious traumas. But I remember hearing within like the hockey community where like there would be instances where someone would get really hurt locker boxing. And like there's definitely some Facebook pages of moms against locker boxing, which at the time sounded ridiculous.

But it makes total sense now. There was a locker boxing thing at my school. They, one of them wasn't even Have a hockey team? No, we didn't even have a hockey team. And one of the guys wasn't even in time. Ryan went to a private school. Yeah, so this was a big deal, dude.

Like, we had the whole, there was the basketball team was there. The football team was there. It was legit. It was pretty, it was always like a serious riot. Like there's an anticipation. They're on the other side. Oh, yeah. Everyone's standing on the benches.

You put the bags on the side. Like, it's, it's a thing. We didn't do that. So they, like, fought for a while. Then they kind of got tangled up. Were they wearing glasses? Gloves? Gloves, we didn't do it.

We're just jockstraps because that sounded a little too much. But they did helmets and then they did the gloves. They took off their uniforms, their school, private school uniforms. They took off their collared shirts. Yo, no locker boxing in a uniform. I'm sorry. Anyway, anyway. Yes, they got tangled up and then he kind of got like thrown over the bench into the lockers.

And then he got really messed up. Dude, it was right. I remember this one poor kid. And he was a really nice guy, but he just wasn't very good at hockey. But he wanted to be cool, or I don't know. He just wanted people to like him. And he lockerboxed this kid, and he definitely got, like, conkeyed. And it was before the tryout.

Then he had to go out on the ice, and, like, we were skating laps. And he was slow because he was, like, heavier. This is in high school. And this kid that was, like, faster, you know, we had to skate these laps. and I don't know why but he was in his way and he like pushed him like kind of like

on his lower back and he ended up falling forward and like literally putting his head into the fucking net which is like post like the post it was bad dude like he sent

the net into the boards there was this big collision and like that kid honestly I don't think he's ever been the same Like, I'm not going to lie. It's like, it's not funny, but it is kind of funny. It's just funny. Like, I remember at the time being like, holy shit, that was bad.

Yeah, you know what happened before. I was in, like, the 10th grade. And I was like, geez, that kid ended up getting cut and everything. It was all for nothing. Like, dude, regardless whether you get cut or not, it was all for nothing. But I just remember that one being a tough one. I felt bad for him, but it was funny. Because you knew what just happened.

The net made such a noise. And, like, people stopped skating. Like, I look over, I'm like, this guy again, he's like, like, like, bro. CJ, like, I'm trying to figure out why Ben Biggs is so funny. It's just, the situation is not funny at all, but C.C.J. explained it. I know he's not funny at all. I know you want to laugh so hard. If I hadn't experienced a traumatic concussion, I would be laughing.

And it was very funny at the time But like nowadays I can understand I don't think that's funny He skates up to him and goes Damn, I was rooting for you too kid I don't even know what they did with him I'm like super stoked to hear

That you guys had Locker room events Let's call them locker room events We didn't have locker boxing And this is only during gym class But we had Wars They were just, there was wars.

Okay, so we had events, Holly had wars. Yeah, but, you know, but it was basically like an event, you know, more like a dodgeball. Like you pick teams, you have two sides. Oh, shit. It started with Axe, you know, Axe Wars. Oh, yep. That one got old fast. You do that like two, three times.

You get yelled at it. It was like, all right. I hope it's like shit. But then we started having war. There's a middle area of lockers and then lockers, lockers, and then we started just having wars where you just chuck shit. it over. It was the best.

It was like the littest time I've ever had in gym. Trash cans, basketball, soccer balls. You would throw trash cans? Yeah, like the little, like the bins. Where are the teachers? Not in the locker room. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

And then we were doing, yeah, garbage bins over, uh, basketballs, volleyball. Then it gets, you know, you get ax cans, got to be careful for those bags, big bags. And then you also got to be careful when people are throwing locks. Heavy shit. Oh, shit. A couple locks. Don't have any... You can't get domed with a padlock, bro.

Yeah, you can, but it's not going to go. So luckily, like, no one did. And then... That's that you know of. Straight up, like, this is after we've had hosted a few events. I remember one of my buddies would always, like, legit make Kool-Aid. He'd, like, fill a pitcher up and then pour Kool-Aid in it and make Kool-Aid for the events. I don't know why, but he's like, we got Kool-Aid.

We had speakers. Always had loud speakers. But then one day, the... principal there was this room that was locked in there that the doors open like in half i don't know why but anyway he was hiding in there looking you know he wasn't creeping on us he i can tell you that he wasn't doing that but he's looking to the crack just like witnessing what we're doing and i think we had one of these wars or something you were all naked no just mike no one maybe could imagine but no why doesn't light got his clothes off but uh that's where the principal is probably watching like dude

it was like he comes out and we're just like whoa Whoa, what do you know? And then we're like, whoa, it's the principal. What are you doing in here? And then, yeah, we kind of were like taking aback, but he's just like, what are you guys doing? Because we just got done, like, thrashing every possible inch of the place. How do teachers not swear kids? Like, how does he not walk in there and go, guys, what the fuck?

Yeah. Like, there's no way I could ever work in the school system because there's no way I could ever not see a child doing something. I'm being like, yo, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Like, I just have such a potty mouth. I think kids are getting, like, worse nowadays, is at least what I hear. Especially with language, like verbally. Well, that's like minor stuff, dude. I say, I think whatever say.

I'm saying the stuff they're doing, dude. Bro, these kids are straight up just throwing parties now back when I was, even when I was in high school, which wasn't that long ago or five years ago now, I guess. Yeah, I didn't really go to. Dude, if there was a party and somebody was like even the DD for it kicked out of all the sporting events everyone knew it spread like wildfire now it's like if you're not at these parties you're a loser i think it goes like how is that you think i think it goes in waves i've noticed this because like the kids above me drank then all the younger kids were like we saw all those

kids drinking we don't want to do that nobody drank kids after me drank same with your class like your class was all like nobody drank all this stuff till you 21 like i remember nobody would kids younger did probably the kids older did too it's just like it goes waves you like see what the other kids are doing you don't want to do that yeah i agree i think that is definitely a thing that you see in schools like i we didn't have like are the grade above us like crazy they had like they did the whole thing and then our grade had like a group of 10 out of the 70 or 80 people that they're there i think it's just whatever like the cool kids are doing or like whatever whatever they deem like acceptable whatever if they're like drinking is is uh is not cool

then everyone's like, oh shit, drink is not cool. Yep. But if, like, the cool kids are like, you're a loser if you're not drinking. That's what I mean it. And it just goes in waves. Yeah. Just goes in waves. Before we get off the locker room topic.

Yeah, I was wondering if you had any stories. Dude, I really don't. I don't have like any good kind of like boxing matches or anything like that. Ben, just like, but, well, I'm not allowed to talk about the golf locker room experiences. No. Other than that. Nothing there either. But the one thing that I can recall for.

from the locker room is we were in gym class one day. We go back in and Zach, our mechanic welder buddy, Zach, his phone was sitting on a bench with a shit on it. Somebody shit on his phone. On the bench, too. Dude, that's pretty funny. Yeah. And like the grossest shit I have ever seen like to date.

They had to have dipped into their In the middle of gym class And been like, yep, that's Zach's phone I'm gonna shit on it I don't know if it was premeditated Or if it was just a sicko I don't know man To date

Have not figured out whoever did it Really It was a mystery That's funny dude Can you imagine bro I still I don't know what he did with his phone Or how he got it off Or what happened

If it was like a little cautioned off area For a while Nobody touch it We gotta take DNA samples but do you imagine coming in and being a piece of shit on your phone? No. No. What do you do?

Even if I saw it on the floor or on the bench just with nothing under it, I'd be scared. That's pretty funny. I wonder what he did to deserve that. I don't know. There's always some kind of thing that triggered that. Like, surely he just wasn't in the wrong spot at the wrong time. I mean, he was talking to someone's girl. He, I don't know, freaking took his spot on a team.

Who knows? That warrants getting your phone shit on, man. I'm weird. It's funny of his phone. So what do you do? Did he wash it off? I would have just, like, what do you do? I would have, that's what I'm saying.

I don't know what he did. I would have to grab some paper towel. And he's still pretty hot about it. He's still pretty hot about it. Like, he brought it up a while, like six months ago. Hey, by the way, does anyone know? Seriously, seriously, it's been years now, guys. Who's shit on my phone?

When everyone's staying quiet? We always thought it was that, you know how every friend group has like that one kid that's just a sicko in it? Uh-huh. We always thought it was him in my friend group and he still has not admitted to it. I still think he was him, but he's like the type of dude to put like peanut butter on his dick and like make our other friend's dog lick it off just to like piss him off. Yeah, I can't believe. Oh, no, like that's like entry level shit that he's done. Wait, he's done that?

Yeah. I thought you were only supposed to do that with your own dog. Mike is like, oh, that's a terrible idea. That's pretty fucked up, dude. No, so he, you know, he was always doing stuff like that. Small-time kids, dude. He was always doing stuff like that. I thought I was friends of weird.

We start putting fingers at him immediately. Like, who's the only person in him at him, not put him anywhere else? Who's the only person in this friend grew fucked up and up to shit on somebody's phone? Yeah, for sure. I know who you're talking about. Yeah, you know, yeah. It could have definitely have been him. He's also the kid that, I literally can't, I don't want it, never mind.

Well, I don't know. I think you've said enough. I think you've said enough. I don't want you to exploit anymore. I do love that he never got to the bottom of it because this isn't like, you know, in high school, if you were like, yeah, dude, someone stole my AirPods, never found out who it was. And then it's just like, yeah, I got my AirPods stolen one day. But that's on a completely different level.

They're talking about a mystery, man. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I knew I had somebody that hated me that much. They were willing to shit on my phone. Like, I got to get to the bottom of this. I got some beef to squash before something worse happens. When I was in the ninth grade, we had to share our gym locker room for like PE class with the senior class. So like our ninth graders were at the same time.

But obviously different gym classes, but you just would end up in the locker at the same time. And for some reason, there was this, like, like one dude with like these two other dudes but he was like the leader of it the senior and they were so mean to us like you'd literally walk by and they go who and like you would flinch like i'm not kidding you it was like some bullshit you had seen a movie though like you don't you would think that no one would even do that like it's just a dick move anyways i was like i've had enough of this i've had enough of this and i was obviously just starting to lift weights after school at that time Obviously.

Obviously. Oh, sorry, I didn't say obviously. I was going in the locker room after school because I'd change and go up to the weight room. Well, no one would ever be in there except for me and a couple of my buddies. Anyways. No, not those guys.

So, I brought as much axe as I could. And there's holes in the gym locker. And I sprayed literally probably 10 things of axe on this guy's shirt. 10 pants and fucking in his shoes he had nice gym shoes I sprayed that shit like who's paying for this

like if I was cheap dude I mean yeah but it was like 350 the thing was when you were a kid you'd like for some reason always at least I would I'd always end up with these like axe sprays I think they'd come in two packs and you'd have so many is like I don't even use deot or cologne like or whatever the hell you want to call

axe body spray anyways I brought all of them sprayed that shit in his shoes on his clothes everything through the like i was sitting there for like a good amount of time and i was tweaking was i'm like was it just you were like you have homies with watcher i think it was just me it was actually just me i didn't want to miss you really hated this guy yeah i did this on my premeditated bro but i sprayed in there i'm like i was kind of sweating because i was like what if someone comes in you know and then like i was listening for the door luckily in those locker rooms there's like such a long hallway because obviously they don't want you to like see around the corner or

whatever. So I'm just, anyways. Next day, gym class, this dude's reek. It was so funny. I just stayed quiet to myself. Just like, and that's one of those ones that you do and just never do. No one should never know. But I felt a lot better about it. I felt like I got squared up at least someone. Did he ever say anything about it or did you ever hear anything? Well, no, you just was like, I hope he's watching this right now being like, man. You know what's funny though? It's that guy. I've actually ran into him like frequently now not frequently he's moved away but he uh he's sometimes in the area and i will see him but he's way smaller in me now so like i'm because you started because he started working out ninth grade bro no but i mean like shorter too like way shorter like i mean what the

hell would this guy do to me and he's like skinny he's got like a ponytail he just kind of looks like a i don't know like a granola bar you know a granola hey we know you probably hit play to escape your business banking, not think about it. But what if we told you there was a way to skip over the pressures of banking? By matching with the TD Small Business Account Manager, you can get the proactive business banking advice and support your business needs. Ready to press play? Get up to $2,700 when you open select Small Business Banking products.

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Or try to shit through the little holes in the locker, but I sprayed axe all over it. Can you imagine how you could get on top of the locker? That would be. The kid walks in, CJ's drop like this, drop in a locker. Well, there's no holes on the top and maybe some. No, that's how you have to, you have to waffle grade it. Well, I was just saying, like, it's a waffle stump, but he's just doing it. You know, I'm not.

I'm not sure if I had my friends in there with me or not. I think it was just me. I don't think I risk telling anyone. I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, I feel that. It's one of those things that you just have to carry out. You got to stay quiet about it, yeah. On yourself there.

I love that we have all these things that we are never, we promised ourselves. We will never tell anyone, not even a single soul. Then we get this podcast and we're like, all right, open book. What's some fucked up shit we've done. Let's tell the world. And I love it too because it's like in our heads. We're like, yeah, as long as we don't say names, we can tell. whatever we want, but it's like, I mean, yeah, no, people listening to this when we say

stories like this sometimes go and talk about me, all of a sudden you got people texting me or you, hey, that story you set on the podcast the other day, that wasn't about me, was it? No, no, of course not. I guess that's what you can just say no. No. Unless it's over specific. Well, on the last one, I just name dropped my friend, Jace, when I was just shit talking about me, he snaps me right. He listens to the pod right away. He's like, bro, what the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? You did come out of him.

I went and I was like, do I keep this? No, he was like, no, that was funny. That was funny. Yeah, Jay's a good kid. That's good. Yeah, speaking of freaking Jace, I just love freaking him and his buddy went to the Nalk Boys and delivered them an ATM. Yeah, it was all across the country. Yeah, it was like, it was just interesting because he's always stoked what we're doing when he comes here.

He's like, yeah, and he loves the Nalk Boys. He loves us. And then next thing you know, like, he's, like, he's with the Nuff Boys? It was just funny. Like, because he's out. That's dope. You guys got to hang out with him one day. Dude, speaking about celebrities, segueing in this weekend, we're actually going to go meet Steve-O.

Yeah, so on Sunday, we go to a show. One of our buddies that kind of gets us brand deals. He lined it up because I guess he does brand deals for Steve-O and hit him up. We got VIP tickets to go to Steve-o's show. He's got, like, a comedy show. does, and then I guess we get to meet him, well, we can either meet him before or after. But what we need to do, and I don't know if we'll do this, but I would love to come up with some kind of thing we could do when we meet him that, like, he would be down to do, like,

something that comes to my head first. So he's got hot sauce. He's got his own branded hot sauce. Steve-O's hot sauce, very hot. If we go on there and we say, like, dude, let's do a chug-off, like, hot sauce versus hot sauce. Like, who can drink? That would be legit.

Your hot sauce faster. And I know Steve O will be so down Because it's just promo for his hot sauce And he's crazy and like it It's worth it probably Or maybe think that he's like Oh man Maybe every single

Every single time Yeah that is possible too But also I'm pretty sure Steve will do it And him did a chug off of his hot sauce Or they might have like put it up their asses I can't remember Yeah he butt chugged it

So maybe that's just like Little kid shit compared to what he's about So we have to keep on it I think now that Mike's kind of like the stunt man, you guys could do like bottle for bottle in the eye. Yeah, yeah. I'm just like picturing like these aren't our ideas. Bottle for bottle, like each one gets through one.

All right. Do another one. Yeah, we're on like 10. If he was like, no, it actually really fucks me up, you know, I don't want to do that. Yeah, I'd understand. If it didn't, and I'd actually, I think all the viewers would love to see you or one of us to do it, I like that idea a lot Maybe just in front of him

That'd be kind of cool If he was down to do it though Hey you know what dude You're pretty cool You want to come beyond jackass five To you Does that says that to you I'd have to be like no

No I want to But I logistically speaking That makes no sense for me to do But I imagine a bunch of people Like well Yeah I'm sure you do anything crazy Just ask if you could kick him in the balls

And then have to kick you back And I was like, you know, no. CJ's on Jackass 5, and they ask them, all right, man. So you do all these crazy dirt bike stunts. And CJ's like, no, not really. And they're like not listening at all. All right. So we're thinking we're going to have you jump off of an FMX ramp 75 feet into a cactus.

You do it. It goes terrible, as in goes perfect for them. They cut it. Fuck, yeah. That's what happens, I guess. They're pretty strict on the cuts. You guys should watch the 4.5. Yeah, that's actually.

I enjoyed it more than the other movies. I think I did too. Because in the previous, you know, 2.5, 3.5, basically what they do is they fill a whole separate movie. Mostly with bits. Yeah, that doesn't go to theaters, but with stunts or bits that didn't make the main movie. Because obviously they're just like us, they film a bunch of stuff and whatever's the best kind of goes and whatever it's not. Doesn't, but there's a lot of stuff that's like, yeah, it's still good, but not worth the main thing. anyways in three or in four point five they did more of like a behind the scenes type of thing it's like a

documentary and it was it was really interesting to watch it's on netflix you guys should watch it if you haven't already i think it was number one for a little bit but uh very entertaining especially as like uh like a creator or somebody who's trying to make videos it doesn't even matter if you're trying to make them for youtube or trying to make a documentary or trying to do whatever like it's watching stuff like that really helps you kind of figure out how people make stuff that ends up being as great as obviously jackass has been um i was surprised actually because in the last podcast at the very end we gave like a little bit of like advice on just it wasn't even really aimed at uh people trying to make videos but i saw a lot of comments of like

i've been trying to make youtube videos for years and i've been thinking about it and you guys are so right i just need to get out and do it but seriously like just studying other pieces of work will help you kind of figure out how to create your own almost if you can just take notes from that then you'll already do better you don't need to achieve what they're achieving don't copy exactly but yeah just like kind of figure out how they do it watch the cut you know just everything like that but yeah dude i i i'm just thinking back on if if stevo asked you to join which obviously you wouldn't but i think they're done making jackass i i think they hate to say they're too they'll make something else though

but i just remember i forget which one of the guys it is but he says in like one of his cut interviews it's just so physically like exhausting pain i gotta know what word he used he's just like it's just terrifying the whole movie is just physically

I think it's like PTSD because it's just like it's like kind of being around the shop when we're filming but all the way worse yeah i would say like about 20 times worse because they will just throw a cactus on you when you're sleeping and not throw water on you instead of an orby's gun around the corner it's like a pellet gun yeah it's like a like a

fricking uh swat gun that they use for crowd control yes there you go so there's the little pranks like that that aren't little and then there's also the other stunts that they do that it's those ones that no one's ever done in the history of the world this is because it's so stupid or so whatever and then they do it in like something kind of like bad half that you either that you might see coming or don't see coming and then they you know it's like all right who should we do it should we have poopies stevo and johnny do it and then they do it and then one of them gets really messed up or whatever and it's just like ah it's just one of the 50 stunts they did and it might not even be the coolest one and it really like

injured them somehow that's what i just hate to see no i mean it's not fun ever watching anyone get hurt maybe once maybe in jackass though Yeah, but, like, seriously hurt. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Once you grow up, at least have maybe been hurt once or twice, you're kind of like, that's not good, you know? Yeah.

It's not fun to watch. That's a person back. Exactly. That's the thing. Are you guys afraid of getting hurt? Like, do you consciously think of that? Yeah. Now more than ever, which I never used to be, but lately, dude, ugh.

It's like a block. Less, but still all the time. Like, I know for, I don't know. I'm, I'm, like, scared. to even get the wind knocked out of me. I'm even like, if I can just avoid even, like, slamming any part of my body to the pavement or the ground or the gravel or the grass, I'm good. Obviously, that's how everyone's thought process is, but I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know why. Like, I never used to have, like, anxiety about anything. And I've just, like, started tweaking about certain shit. And I just get, like, worried. I just get in my own head. I think that's probably what it is. Are you talking about getting hurt or just in general? Oh, just getting hurt.

and just like in general i guess i've noticed that in general you are much more uh i don't know like nervous or like paranoid about certain things like like the thing that just came up today that they're coming to you know look over you're like dude what do you think like do we think we got a i don't know if we can even talk about it but yeah no you're all worried about it and i'm like it's funny because i'm kind of supposed to be the high strong paranoid dude i'm like dude it's fine we we already got this thing we're going to say it's fine yeah i don't know i guess i just like don't want anything messing with like the flow of i agree with that and like keeping the momentum going i agree i agree because i just like i think back

to when everything we went through with like the jake lawsuit like what yeah and like i just think of like how mentally taxing that was on all of us i know everyone that comments like when is jake gonna come on we're trying to get him on he's in a predicament right now yeah yeah we're working on He's working on it. It's basically when he can talk, then he'll come on. Anyway, that's side matter. But I just think back to that and just like how mentally taxing it was and everything. I'm just like, ah, I think that created the anxiety for me.

I'd agree with that. Well, it's just like, yeah, no, 100%. You don't want to disturb the flow. It seems like things are just finally kind of starting to roll, you know? I also think it's getting older. The older you get, you just think about consequences more. We talked about this earlier. When you're a kid, you just don't think about the consequences.

and just like to be fair though like i don't want any of you guys to get hurt either a lot of people think like if you guys get hurt it's obviously not physically hurting me but it hurts me because um i don't want to see you hurt but also everyone carries a little piece of or not a little but a piece of work around here and if that person is unable to carry that now we're in a predicament of how do we make this work for the meanwhile while they recover and it's just not good you know it's not good yeah yeah the main thing i guess where i think of it right now is like what is worth it yeah for a long term gain because it's like short term you can have short term wins like all day you know just like doing something that's like risk to reward for short term

it's like dude long term man exactly is any of that like really worth it where it's just like takes like 20 more minutes of being creative to just like completely think of something. rerout it around it where it's just like getting a little lazy and then something bad happens. Like I don't know. It's just like things like that. Because like I want to be doing this for obviously a very long time. Yeah. I agree.

And it's just like there's a lot more getting lazy with it and just trying to get those quick short term ways. It's just like not as worth it to me. And I think that's where. uh we end up getting these comments from other people like oh i would have just sent it like dude yeah if i was in the seventh grade and i was just just dicking around like i was i would have probably said the same thing like i got people watching like i'll do anything but you got to kind of yeah there's a lot more factors to it wisely once you're in the spot yeah you know yeah because and also i know that if we do something crazy well you got a one-off

that and you got to keep it going and it's just like i don't know it just builds into very quickly could get into something that we none of us wanted or none of us which that's why i'm happy like we're all on the same page and we've been on the same page about that that we never wanted to go that we never wanted to go to the stunt route and so the cool thing is when we like when i send it like today like that was a huge day for me and everyone that watches a video will probably be like sick that was huge and then like it's kind of it's never like I wonder what Mike is going to do next week like I'm stoked that is not like that

and it's not like all right well when's you gonna yeah like at the same time like I wouldn't even coin you hitting those jumps on the razor as stunts because those are properly built jumps made for you like they've been calculated on the trajectory whatever there's still a lot of things that can go wrong and they're very risky but it wasn't like a stunt where it wasn't like swinging around on that shit or thing.

Well, even that, though. It's when there's unknown factors. Those straps hold like 40,000 pounds. That's what I think it is. Exactly. They weren't going to break. Like when we have a stunt, whatever you want to call it, when there's unknown factors, that's when we're like,

is this worth it? Jump in the razor today, there wasn't unknown factors. There was either case it or land it or land sketchy and whatever. But, yeah, like when there's unknown factors to whatever, we're doing we're just like is this worth it we reevaluate and the cool thing about what ben said is like if you're creative you can think of a creative alternative to the idea you have and it could do just as well if not better than any crazy stunt you could do yeah well i mean that's what greg godfrey said when we interviewed him about nitro circus i said are you ever were you ever worried

about taking it to such an extreme you could never top it and if you did somebody could get hurt or die or paralyzed or something like that and he was like yeah that was always a concern and that's when I started taking like more creative filming into it where we'd have you know a jumper over here and it was more like cinematic versus just like reckless stunts I don't know if anyone really tunes in like the stunts are like face value it's like almost supplemental though in the video I feel like it's more so just And we always say this. I like that description of it, face value.

And face value. It's like you get what you get. But realistically, it's not really the show. If you want to see big stunts, like you can go anywhere. Yeah. Like obviously, it's like X games, YouTube, Instagram. If you want to see, you can see the biggest, longest dirt bike jump you've ever seen among every other action sports ever.

But if you want to see Ken terrified off his ass in the back of a razor, you tune on into C-Boys TV and watch us, you know? Yeah. The beauty of, like, having our personalities a part of it, which has been a huge goal of ours for, like, forever, you know? Just, like, having you guys get to know us and then going, you guys are a cool group. Comradery.

Guys are all right. I never even genuinely looked up the definition of camaraderie, but everyone always says that. Yeah. Group camaraderie, that's the right word. We have that. That's something you either have or you don't, though. That's one thing.

You know, you can't really force. Kind of off topic here, but I want to get your guys' take on this. So I was in the excavator the other day. Well, in these excavators, they have these weird little things called radios. Who would have thought? Started listening to it. Bro, mind blown at how bad these radio shows are. Oh, the show.

Who's paying for that? Dude. Okay, so I say that because myself, like, probably 98% of the people listening right now, I don't listen to the radio ever. You plug your phone and you listen to whatever. You're listening to this podcast Ever. Ever. Yeah.

Sorry to shit on radio right now. Shit on radio, dude. Well, it sucks. There's some good radio shows. What are they even trying to do with it, though? J. Thomas, I don't want to shit. Okay. Yeah, but it's true.

He actually has like, it's basically just a live podcast. Right, right. Is he AM or FM? A.m. Okay. A.m. is different. If you're successful on A.m., go for it. But FM radio sucks.

All right. Okay. So I'm listening to this radio show, bro. And I legit had to stop and turn it up Because I couldn't believe what I was hearing There's these two guys Probably 55 years old They sound kind of like

Like biker type dudes It was like a punk rock channel Right Hey, they're talking like this Hey, what's up fuckers, all right? Like swearing and everything Oh really? Yeah

Oh, I know it's Lex and Terry Yeah, must be That's what it is. Yep Used to be QNA Yeah, yeah, yeah Are they local? Yeah, no, national.

No? No. Okay, national. All right. I didn't even know that. All right. Get shit on. A local, but if they're national.

No, no, no. This just adds to it. Okay, being that they're national. Because you'll understand why in a sec. I hear them intro like, what's up, fuckers? All right, here we are. Like, we're back in. I'm like, you know, turn it up.

I can't even intro like this. And there you go. All right, we're doing our four o'clock, call in listeners. Let's hear some stories. What do you got for us? And we'll give you our advice. Oh, my gosh. We should do a segment like this.

He should. No, that'd be a great. And we should all talk like that. Yeah. First person calls in. Hello. This is Susan from Yada Yada. And I need your guys' advice on something I just recently ran into.

I had a couple too many drinks, a couple too many majitos. And I might have told my husband that I hate my ring. I hate my ring. It's too small. And these guys are like, oh, how small are we talking here? And she's like, like, does it? And these guys are like, what the fuck? Drop that guy.

Drop that guy. First off, you're a bitch for calling and into a radio show and hating on your hit husband. They were all going back and forth. They were hating on her. They were hating on the husband. And then they were like, he needs to buy you a bigger ring. But you're a bitch for complaining about it. You've already said this.

You can't take it back now because she was like, I just don't know what to do. And I was like, well, maybe don't call into a radio show and complain like on national. You almost got a wonder if those are real because that was my question. Was it real? Because it was so outlandish, the stuff she was saying and being okay with it being on the radio about her husband and about how she was like hated this ring that he bought her. And she was like complaining like he had an $8,000 credit and like he didn't even use all of it. And I was like, that's kind of dumb then. Okay.

So that was the first one. I was just confused as to why somebody. would call in to a radio to get two random guys' opinion on like their personal matters, right? I'm very confused. I'm intrigued now, listening. Second person calls in. I'm an older woman and I started dating this guy who's 18, I guess 18 years younger, but she was like, she said I'm like 40, so he was like 20s.

And we were hanging out the other night and, And we had our clothes on, but we were, like, kind of getting frisky, and he came his pants. What do I do? Classic. Because now he won't text me back. Is he embarrassed? Must be. No, he got what he wanted.

And I, like, at this point, I'm, like, fully, I'm full, I quit. Excavator stop. And I'm just, I'm listening, like, this can't be real right now. That's the big leagues over there. Yeah, and I'm listening, and these guys are like, first off, sweet tits, you don't want to be with a guy that's coming his pants early anyways. He's not giving you what you need. Ha ha ha ha.

Second of off, what's wrong with you out in his business like that? They go for both. The girl has a good, whatever. They go for both people in the situation every time. Out in his business like that. Well, you didn't really. So then I'm like, there's no way that this is real. Are these real conversations and real people calling in?

You got to wonder. Because I used to think the same thing. I would sometimes, before I had one of those cassette players with the ox cord connected to it, that you'd pop into your cassette on your car. It did, yeah. I would listen to the radio on the way to school, and it would be like the morning. They would have stuff like that come in, yeah. It would always be like, is this legit?

This does not sound legit because the person on the first, phone sounds almost like a they sound like like an actor and they're like very well spoken and like they always have a response like very quick yeah they speak too well yeah people aren't that good at talking for the most part

if you're not a good talker I want to say that it's tough to if they are fake if one was fake I think they're all fake because really wouldn't be that hard to get someone to just call in like we'll pay you $100 to call in or whatever you know whatever there's another person at the radio station

Bullshit. That's what I'm saying. So at first I was like, I don't know if they're fake. But yeah, if they were just, they had three calls a day and they were just all fake, it would be super easy. But I do remember one that was definitely controversial being called fake. I was totally fast. This one chick calls in. It was somewhere around here.

I don't know if it was national or not, but she calls in and she's like, well, I have a question. Why do they put deer crossing signs on the road? I've seen this one. that was local it was local and now it's like a national meeting and she's like they put deer crossing signs on the road why would they put them there like why would they're highly trafficked area like where so deer just crossed there like it makes no sense across a literal state highway right here on this curve what a terrible place to put a deer crossing and it's just like late and so i like to think it's not fake so that i can laugh yeah i know well it's like most reality tv yeah you know you know you know

by the time I was kind of... Once you understand. You know, the senior, maybe getting out of high school, you start to question these shows. You're like, this doesn't seem real. And it's like very obviously almost kind of fake. And, uh, yeah, man, but it's radio and, and their numbers are dying.

So they got to come out with some outlandish shit. And look, they got us talking about it now. That's true. Yeah. Maybe it's the big leagues. I got to admit, I listen to the radio quite a bit, pretty much the only driving I do every day is to and from my house. And you don't connect your phone. No, because I drive Micah's Ranger. Oh. And I took that from transmitter. No, it's still in there. I just I don't know. I just, for like 10 minutes. So I just listen to the radio. And I don't mind the radio. I listen to the

classic rock station. Don't mind listening to that. Don't mind the iffy morning show. The worst part is when you get caught in a 10 minute commercial break. And you can pull out of the shop And I can go all the way to my house And not hear a single song I just hear ass Just change the station Sometimes you just dry

You put the window down You don't really listen to it And now you're like All right I'm tuning into this song It's just on And I just like I'll sometimes get home And I go I didn't listen to anything

The whole way home Back when I used to work at Lake Shirts I was like 35 minutes to work I would just obviously be tired of the morning Just wouldn't listen to music Sent silence Just straight up wouldn't I do that.

Yeah, yeah. That's where your brain is just on autopilot, though. And it almost makes the drive go faster when you're not concentrating on anything. I kind of like no music. Just, well, especially if you're in a car that has a good exhaust, like, and then it's fun. That's true. Went back to the high school roots and put a sub, Subaru, a sub for a Subaru. I put a sub in my Subaru and I, like, legit, don't even, I was like, oh, it sounds good.

Cleaned up the whole audio. I got bass now. And I, like, don't even use it because, like, the exhaust is so. loud and you want to listen to it. So there is something like a car that has good exhaust really doesn't need a good sound system. What do you guys think about when you roll up windows down

music blaring? Do you think that someone looks cool in doing that or do they look lame? What's the word? I don't think anyone... It's not lame. It's douche. Yeah. Dude, I don't think anyone rolling up anywhere with their windows down. No music

looks cool. So don't ever have your windows down. No one looks cool. I don't like I would never roll up somewhere with my windows down in my car, like in my Lambo. So like I would. Okay. I am not understanding that. I think you can have your windows.

No, I don't think so. Jesus. You can't have your windows down around this. No, no, like rolling up somewhere, then you just look like an asshole.

You were maybe driving and you had your windows down because it was a nice day. If they were already down. Do you actually do that? You put your windows down if you're driving and it's a nice day? Yeah. Yeah. For what? Like, you get the fresh air, dude.

Maybe, call me crazy, but I don't do that. If you're in town and you're not driving fast, so you can, I hate driving in town with my windows down. I hate people looking at me. I don't, when I pull up to a stoplight and you can just, like, see out of the corner of your eyes, somebody's looking at you. Well, that's because you're in a lot of game. It's just like most people don't drive fucking hypercars, dude. Okay, but no, no, no, in my Subaru and everything. Yeah.

I just don't like people, like, just looking at you. I think you might be. The minority on this one With driving with your windows down I don't think it's douchy if you drive with your windows down I'm just gonna say that I think I don't know It just more so feel right

I was more so asking if you have your windows down And you pull up to this restaurant And there is a bunch of people on the patio And you have your stereo And it's just like no you should not do that either Right there Exactly you don't look cool No matter what vehicle you're in you don't look cool

Or, but if you roll up and you're listening to this podcast, Cranked, cranked, dude. Everyone would be like, is that dude listening to a podcast right now? Hearing us talking about shitting on somebody's phone. When we were in Miami, everyone was driving around like convertibles with their shit cranked. That's what I was going to get into was like I have two convertibles. I don't think the Broncos a convertible. I just, I don't know, the Broncos is basically a Jeep.

I don't know what those are. But when you're, I'm saying not even doors off, just let's just say top down, windows obviously down. I do like to cruise the strip playing music. Not like, look at me playing music, but playing like, I don't know, like playing like a really good reggae song or something. People are like, oh, nice, you know? Like, it's not like you're sitting there just trying to be like. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at out the corner. It's about when you pull up, though. Like when I pull up, I'll still leave the windows down. but I turn it down so it's not, like, blown out. Everybody, look at me. That's really the difference. And it is funny because I can tell when CJ arrives in his Evo in the winter because there's the distinct exhaust rumble and, boom, boom,

okay, I have my windows up, I'm pulling out of the shop. Obviously, you're coming here. Rules are off, but you're the only person that pulls up blaring music. Dude, the Evo's got a great sub in it. Obviously, you can hear Ben's Lambo. I can hear your car coming up now, but I just really like having distinct exhaust. I put exhaust on the Bronco.

Still, we can argue whether that's cool or not. I don't even think it's that cool. Once the wheels are on it and shit, it'll be cool. But it's got this note that now everybody goes, oh, that's Mike's Bronco. And I do like that when it's not like, oh, that's Jake's Mustang because it's so freaking loud. You can hear it from across the world.

You and your friends aren't car guys. If you can't tell who's pulling up just by the sound of their car so true because we've always been able to do that bro i'm still trying to get used to your bronco with the exhaust though you started it down in the uh underneath actually underneath where we're sitting right now in like the shop part of the thing and i was in my office and i perk up i'm like what fuck is that and i literally you stood there you had it uh warming up for like two minutes and i was just literally waiting for you to back up to see what it was and then it was the bronco But I was like, man, I can't believe I missed that.

I, like, I can't believe I didn't figure that one out. Honestly, I felt kind of like squid. Like, Loki sounds like a V6 with an exhaust league. Bro, I hit this, but I thought we got a new lawnmower. I was legit, like, somebody bought a new lawnmower without telling us. You guys ever. You guys ever hear a car drive by without exhaust? And you're like, oh, that sounds kind of cool.

And you look. And it's like not a cool car. And you just, you get mad at yourself. And you're just like, ah, why don't look? It can be depicting, dude. Yeah, sometimes you just, you know, yeah, well, that's a, that's a civic rolling past, but. Are you trying to trigger CJ right now, man? Oh, what?

A not cool car having an exhaust? They don't, sometimes they don't choose to have an exhaust. They just rusted out. Oh, yeah. It is how it is. And I don't, I mean, you can't knock a guy for that. I can't believe you guys like rolling up to places with your windows. You know, you're pulling up and it's a really nice day and you pull in.

You might even wave at someone. Yeah, you start putting your windows up and you put it in park and you walk in. Now that you guys say that, I might be an introvert. I think you're the only person who thinks it's dushy to pull up with your windows down. Ben's going to start removing his window buttons and his cars. You don't need those. Weight reduction. How do you feel about no?

He told me was fine, dude. He told me it was fine. I think that's different. I think that's different. But I think CJ rolling up in his jeter with the windows down, just like kind of making a scene. How am I making a scene? I don't have any music.

I'm just pulling in. It's a hot day. It's only if he's making a scene is when it's dushy. If he pulled in, gave it. I don't know. I guess I would just see it. I just be like kept his shades on and then looked over at everyone. Yeah, if I'd be.

I don't know. But I just saw that. I'd be like, why didn't that asshole just roll this window? What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? I don't know, man. I mean, if there's a lot of people watching, I probably would just because I would hide behind my window tent. Regardless of whether I do it or not,

I don't think that makes you a douchebag. I think if you have some, any kind of music blaring, and you have your windows down because then it's like, listen to my music, everybody. I think it's just more of making a scene. You're an alternative. You're pulling up to the... Public Beach.

You're going to go swimming with your homies. Acceptable windows down, pull-up. You are pulling up to the bank on a Tuesday. That's a windows up, pull-up. No, you have to have your window down if you're pulling up to the... No, no, you're getting out and you're getting in. I don't even mess with that, man. I pull up to the bank.

I'm not following any of this. What if you're in, like, the lamest car you could possibly drive, like a Prius. Are you a douchebag then if you're pulling up with your windows down? Yeah, I guess then it doesn't even count because the car's not even cool. Like, how are you possibly trying to be a cool guy? Unless it has like a sub and you're trying to bump. Other than that. Yeah, no music, windows down.

It's a hot day. I just can't believe you guys feel the air on your skin. What's the point? That's what air conditioning is for to keep your car cool. You know what the problem is here? We're working with a millennial. I'm not a millennial. Well, you're damn near.

Whatever, even worse. Even worse. You should probably just tell. people who are a millennial if you're going to act like this. Is it, are you saying I'm a millennial as in I'm younger than you, acting younger than you or I'm older than you acting old? He's a just like a different breed. Which one are you saying I am?

Are you saying I'm older or am younger? I'm being a millennial. I would say you are an misunderstood new breed that thinks completely differently because you're a millennial. I don't know, man. I think a lot of people listening right now are, I don't want to say a lot. I think there might be one or two that agree with me. There might be one or two.

Okay. If you're going to do so good when we go to space. If you drive places, comment down below. If you drive with your windows down and don't have your music blaring, but you're driving with your windows down and you go places. Do you guys keep your windows down on the interstate? No. No.

No, it's way too windy. Okay. What mile per hour is it like, warranted? 55 is like you're getting blown around. You're like, put this up. Anything more, yeah. Yeah, I've always wondered. smokers are just ripping down the

interstate at 80 in they Dude I feel like older vehicles Didn't get his wind blowing And it also could be some of those people Don't have AC I know I like to think about that too And I also like to think about There's been a handful of times

In the life of our channel That Ben has had to drive a peanut home That he's had to have the windows down on That now might be the only time You've ever driven with the windows down You know we pick up a peanut It's in whatever town across It put a bad taste in your mouth

Yeah it's got no way and you had to drive with the windows down, you're like, man, I might as well pick up smoking if I'm going to have my windows down. I don't know, man. Call me crazy, I guess. You're crazy. Okay, thank you.

This is totally, everyone's going to make fun of me for this. But I judge people when they have their windshield wipers moving too fast. What? It's like you're overreacting. Yes, exactly. Like, it'll just be like a medium rain. You overreacts. Yo, Ryan, that gives me so much anxiety rolling around with somebody who's doing that.

And even worse, even worse, when they don't have it enough. And it's like a safety hazard. And they're like almost like damn near squinting to see. I'm like, dude, just click it one more. I can click it one more and you will be amazed at what happens. I can go raw. No windshield wipers. Just let the beads just roll right back.

Ryan's a big Rain X guy. Yeah. But I have that internal conflict. What? He's saving money. He doesn't wear out his windshield wipers. For the record, Ryan actually taught me this. Like, if you put Rain X on your windshield and you do it right,

and especially if your windshield is curved as your Lambo is or something like that, you don't need windshield wipers or the record. You should remove your windshield wipers and your window up and down buttons. You should. I literally do this. I don't know why. It's raining. I turn mine on like one click.

Turn it back off. Nice. Got the windshield clean. Oh, got a little more rain on it. Turn it on. And then I go, why am I doing this? Why am I doing this? And then I finally click it on to number two setting.

It could be like a legitimate full-blown rainstorm. And he's going, do-do, do-do, do-do, just so he can control it himself. And then I'm like, dude, speaking of that, too, it's just like, I'm like, dude, it's super hot in here. I look down. Air is off to the hot. And then he goes, oh, sorry. And I'm like, dude, it's sorry, kind of cold in here. Sorry.

Turns it completely off. Yeah, that's like, that's like hopping in your car. or your truck and then not putting your seatbelt on and then just rolling for 20 minutes just listening to ding-ing. Old men do that all the time. Because I don't believe in seatbelts. Yeah, but do they not hear that?

Well, dude, I get in the truck with Rich. I pick Rich up from the bar the other night. I was bringing him home. Doesn't put his seatbelt on. And after a little bit, I go, Hey, Rich, you can throw that seatbelt on or what? He goes, oh, yeah, sorry, man. Usually I just wait until it just stops dingin.

And I go, how long does that take? He's like, I don't know, five, ten minutes. I'm like, bro, just put it on. It varies per car, but I, yeah. He said it quits after five minutes, and I was like, I don't know about that, Rich. I think you just toned it out after that. What were you driving? Like, it varies for car.

The ram. Does he have a ram? There's ways to turn off. Yeah, you look over at them, kind of what you said, and you go, yeah, that's just going to keep on dingin. That's going to keep dingin. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry. I'm like, you didn't hear it, did you?

No. I have a cool question. to maybe end the podcast. What was your, one of your guys's favorite memories from the old shop, if you can think of anything? We haven't talked about that much at all, and we haven't talked about it in a while. One of my favorite memories is, I mean,

there's so much stuff that happened, and we really grew a lot there too, but this inspirational little bit does nothing to do with the story. But one time, Ken put a bunch of yum yum sauce in the burgers, and he was cooking the burgers outside the shop, in the grill and in this the the grill was a good 10 feet away from the shop actually at the time I don't know why but it was a little closer okay okay never mind Ken must have pulled it out there when I got out there but anyway it was right next to the building and put a bunch of yum yum

sauce in the burgers in the hamburger cooked the burgers they just fell apart because there was too much yum yum sauce in them and the the grill was like a grease fire engulfed in flames I'm talking like 10 to 15 feet tall looking at the shop and then I open the door I'm like Ken what the he goes I don't know and I'm just like you put too much yum yum sauce in and it was just like you put too much yum yum sauce in and it was just the funniest thing

ever because I was and he's just like I know I did I'm not going to make them mistake again who puts yum yum sauce on a burger while it's on the grill no not on it in it in the meat pack the patties it was we were obsessed with yum yum That sounds even more whack. Why would we do that? But he was experiencing. It was experiencing.

He was experiencing. He was experimenting. But, yeah, he, like, that was, like, of all the fires and bombs in. We damn dear burned down that drop a couple of times. I think my favorite is when we, we just had a stint where we would blow stuff up. Yeah. We had no garbage cans at one point because we realized if we put M80s in the garbage can upside down, it would blow it like 100 feet up in the air.

as we did in an HOA yeah so we started doing that then we blew up that old jet ski couch I happen to find that video like pretty much everything that was garbage that was still intact like blow it up blow it up and that was fun yeah we can't do that anymore on youtube because they don't let you blow stuff up otherwise I would still be doing it to this day The last thing we blew up was the washing machine in, or the dry, the oven. And there was something in the slip, the lawnmower slip inside video. Go watch it. God damn.

It's great. And it ended up getting monetized because of it. Holy shit. Oh my gosh. Brian, remember when you fell off of your quad and it ghost road across the parking lot into our neighbor's shed? Oh, dude. That was so dumb. Dude, remember that?

Yeah, I'm trying to remember it a little bit. In the Allens? Yeah. Oh, in the Allen's. Yeah, it was just like messing around. We'd been in the neighborhood a bit, but not that long. We're just starting to get solid with our neighbor. What was I?

Was I side wheelie? I think you were like, we, I don't even know what you were doing. I don't know how. I just remember watching it just ghost ride across the, like, the entire driveway. It just smokes the neighbor's building. So I had to like replace the tin on the side of his building. And, like, I did it. I actually did pretty good.

You did, dude. But I had no idea what I was doing. I was like, I'm going to mess this up worse than it was before. It was bad. Okay, Mike, this isn't the best memory, but the worst memory. Actually, the quite opposite. What comes to mind when I think of that old shop, it was one of the last, it was like the last couple weeks that we were in there.

And we had this great idea to put a trampoline inside the shop. I was going to talk about this, too. And we thought it was like the best. We were like, man, why didn't we do this? Like the second we moved in, bouncing off the walls. Searlings are not that high. Ceilings are not that high. Jumping up, hanging off of the garage door, the brackets on the top, dropping back down.

My girlfriend, Greta, comes over, and we're jumping. And she was like, watch this. Does a backflip, lands a little nose heavy. Nose heavy. Rockets into the side of the tram. Apolline, outer ring has no padding on it, breaks her nose, gushing blood. So bad. Everywhere.

Everywhere. Oh, man. It's like, so traumatizing for sure. So traumatizing. And, uh, yeah, ended up like completely destroying her nose, had to get like surgery on it and got blood like all over. Like, yeah, I was going to say, don't think about like the blood and the pain and all that was pretty traumatizing.

Her nose was facial reconstruction surgery. She had to have. afterwards was probably the worst part and i just remember her parents being like what happened and she was like i i went to the shop i fell i fell i fell on a trampoline trampoline it's there's snow on the ground uh bed and the sea boys put a trampoline in their shop they had to have been like are you kidding me and that was the tough part too because that could have happened on a trampoline planted anywhere anywhere right indoors or outdoors well there's no net on it but yeah i remember we got

really antsy mark shout out mark gave us a hot tub that was like why not put it in the shop yeah that's when we took we took the trampoline out we were like we got all this room now what should we do with it let's put a hot tub in that was great i love the hot tub was fun hung a tv above the hot tub bro if i have this clip also you guys just need to see this because it's beautiful ken does a beautiful job on customer service and if you get an email from him he might have answered that anywhere. He might have answered that sitting in the razor, sitting in his bedroom, literally

sitting in the excavator, you know, like, yeah, from his phone in Minneapolis. Like, he answers emails anywhere and he was sitting in the empty hot tub, bro, doing work on his computer. Like, what's going on right now? Man, there's so many freaking things that come to mind of, like,

instances that happened at that shop. Like, at one time we played that one game where you have to take a shot or ever every, how many, is it every minute or something? No, it was a shot of beer. Power hour. Well, it's supposed to be with a real shot, but you would die.

Yeah, so we were doing shots of beer, but you end up getting really, really messed up. And I fell down the stairs and landed on my face. That was bad. You got stitches. I'd go get stitches at like three in the morning. That's right. And the worst part about that is this one that anyone hears that, and they're just like, yeah, it's pretty hard to understand.

Yeah. Well, I just missed a stair. I wasn't drunk. Yeah, you weren't. Dude, they were drunk. Yeah, there were so many things that we got, like, new toys that we, like, completely binge play with for the next, like, week or however long until we broke them. And I remember we got hoverboards, things that, like, they twist and then you lean forward and, like, you know, like a mini segue. Cody, ripping the hoverboard, he's like, check this out.

He's in, like, little egg mode, like, doing a donut. Whoa, whoa. Falls backwards, hits his head on the hammer slogging table. Eight stitches, ten stitches. No, bro. Oh, no, he didn't get stitches. Shut up. Super glue, that's right.

And Jake and I go, oh, oh, oh, you struck. Oh, you cracked your head open. And then he's just like, we can't go to the hospital. I'm like, yeah, you're right, dude. We could super glue it. I don't know whose idea was to super glue it. Honestly, not mine. But it worked.

We super glued Cody's freaking head together. Man, yeah, there was a lot of like, just like, weird little injuries that happened there and dude i just think back to like the amount of stuff the amount of videos that we filmed all while we're in this HOA using just like this public parking lot we got just shops everywhere but everyone loved us because we're like we were the only people that were there and we like kind of kept an eye on everything and we kept it up we graded the parking granted yeah we messed the parking lot like every other day but we would grade it yeah fix it up and they'd be like oh nice

It's all taken care of by Friday. Meanwhile, like on Thursday afternoon, there's like two foot deep ruts in there because we did donuts with Jake's Raptor. Man, spraying the other buildings with rocks. Yeah, exactly. And then it transitioned to us being responsible, and then subs just coming in and being like,

this is where you guys do donuts then? Oh, yeah. And then we'll just do that. Obviously, we've talked about that before. So we'd clean up their mess too. What about the number of, uh, freaking visitors we've had at the new shop or our current shop lately it's been a lot it's been weird very weird occurrences like i'm uncomfortable i'm like what is going on right now and they're

just standing in the shop or in the parking lot and i'm like i'm just trying to do my job it just seems like you're really weird though when you come over here uninvited it's it's not and i don't mean in a mean way if you have came over here but it just it just it just seems like out of all my interactions it's always the oddest people that show up which makes complete sense because you really just shouldn't show up to someone's house or private office basically and it's always very strange it's almost it's comical when they leave but you're kind just like why you're here when they're here and but when they leave we're always just like what just happened yeah like the other day this guy and chick and a couple kids show up I walk out

late you know not knowing what's like not know what's going on with him and i was film like i was trying to you know meet the guys over at the uh track to go and film right i would track yeah walk out and they're talking to these guys and they seem like you guys kind of like chopping it up and yeah and uh they're like let's get it a picture we take this picture and this guy like the dad is like standing next to me on the end and take kids were very hesitant though they're like they didn't really want this picture it's like these kids are like yeah who are these guys and you're like okay i don't know sure you're like sure Sure, whatever, so just get this picture.

So we take this picture, and the dad is on the end, ran next to me and then no one else. Kids are in the middle. After we take it, the guy goes, Whispers in my ear, I stood on the end so I can cut myself out. I'm like, okay, all right? Why do we take this picture? The kids didn't want it.

Well, that was one of those. So they're walking away then, and they're like, we're going to go look at the Lambo. And I'm like, okay, all right. Which I think is in the shock. They walk away. over here. They walk away and I go, who knows these guys?

Like, they just acted like, all right, we're going to go and check that out. And, uh, you know, we're acting like somebody knew him, all of us on the same page. Like, nobody knows them. What the fuck just happened? We look over. They're walking into our shop, walking into our shop. We're like, what is going on right now? Why did that guy ask for a picture and then say he was going to cut himself out of it then?

Like so many different weird things. And then Ken is, of course, the last one in the shop. So, you know, he was trying to get out of there. What do you say? He said something to you about, like, some adult party. He's showing me pictures of his bikes and his scooter and his this and that and this and that. And I don't know. He was clearly the fan because his kids were skittish and not genuinely interested in us, but he was.

And he's like, dude, this pontoon, check it out. And it was a super nice pontoon. But, I mean, we get to go out on the boat all the time, you know, whatever. And he's just like, it's the adult pontoon. No, you guys are welcome any time. We were out there until 4.30 last night. I'm like, sounds legit, man. Sounds super fun.

That homie had has still been drunk because there was something off. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's like, yep, woke up at 6 today for the kids. And I was like, you got to do that. How are you alive right now? I mean, I'm, you know, I'm genuinely wondering that, but. It's just tough because the normal people that we love meet, when we like meeting all the people that watch and support.

So I don't want to say that. But it's like the normal people. people that would be like our homies and we could have like a genuine conversation with and like we love meeting those aren't the people that show up those are the people that are like maybe I shouldn't pass these no trespassing signs please do not come on to our property because you watch our videos and you feel like you know us right just don't those aren't the people that come it's the ones that just ignore oh that no trespassing sign that's not for me smile you're on camera well they're probably want to film with me or something like dude I'd love to

to meet Joe Rogan, but I'm not going to just go show up at his house. Yeah, I think, I think some people kind of forget that. And we really, we do love meeting everybody just under the right circumstances. There's many times when I've heard, hello, anybody home? And I'm literally taking a shit. I like literally have to go, ah, this is five minutes too short. And I have to like get up and I walk in. Someone's just staying in the truck.

Cool place. Oh, my kids are in the car. Can they come in? And half the time I think the kids know The kids know they're not supposed to And they're like I've had like you know 14 year old kids and be like I'm sorry I know we're not supposed to come here

But my dad said it'd be fine And I think it's the dads are like What do you mean? There's normal guys So this is maybe one of the more legendary Drop bys that we've ever had This is in 2019 So keep in mind we did not own the shop

This was my dad's second home He did all of his work here This is a Friday, Saturday night. Prior to this, he did mention, yeah, I wouldn't mind if you guys did some donuts there and stuff. I wouldn't mind that. And boy, should he not have said that. So we, whatever this guy stops by, wants to do a burnout. I'm like, yeah, you can do a burnout.

He's got brand new tires. He did have brand new tires. So we weren't thinking he was going to toast them. And it was a truck. Were we wrong? Dude, this isn't One wheel, it gets two wheels going Where you're like, okay

Right here, I was like, stop Yeah, he's trying to pretend like you like it I have to basically this first one I'm like, whoa dude, he's sending it And then I'm like, oh, these are These marks are on there She's still going Dude, I mean, that's what I'm saying, he's treating it

Like the Hunigan Burnout Yard Like I was like, oh fuck All I'm thinking during this is I am so screwed. How am I going to explain this? This is a fucking amazing. He's still going. And he goes for another 30 seconds after this video ends.

Dude, my favorite thing, though, is how sturdy and just dark those marks were. They still are, dude. They're still there. They finally this winter have gone away. He's still going, dude. Yo, this is insane. And then the video ends. That was a full minute.

Snapchat. You put the video down, I thought, because you're like, he's still going because I'm videoing. No. And he just freaking maxed it out. The funniest thing was that dude was all talking up his Chevy about how it was like, you know, deleted and shit. The thing had power. I was like, if I were Max could have done that, I would have been stoked. But, yeah, that was a wild time.

We also, we always get nervous when we run into him because he's a wild card. At this point, though, I'd love for him to just come back and absolutely toast. Now that it's ours, and then Randy shows back up the next day, 6 a.m. There to pick up, pick up some work supplies. It sees that, dude. Can you imagine? Dude, I was literally sick to my stomach. I was sick.

I went to Menards and I bought like goo off and concrete cleaner did all this stuff. Sat out there for like quite a while. Didn't work. And pressure wash like at all. Pressure washer right on the concrete. and I got like this much gone and I just went I'm screwed there's there's no way I can do anything to make this go away I could press wash all day and my dad would come here at 6 a.m and I'd only have half of it gone and uh they they stayed forever and you can clearly tell

which shop is ours from Google Maps because of the freaking giant burnout pad yeah that was a big part of it a bunch of people just segueing back into people that came where shop a lot of people found our shop because of those burnout marks. They would they'd look on Google Maps and they would see those burnout marks and zoom in a little bit and go, yep, that's the C-Boy shop. Yeah, like, I mean, look at that.

Like, I just did burnouts with my car and they are not half as dark as that. No. It was a doozy. That's just downright impressive. We had to have ordered new tires right after that. We got to do that again. I mean, let's have Buddy do it again, but... Well, dude, I want to get like a drivet

car like a 350 Z or something like that and turn our parking lot into like a little drift course but other than that I don't really know where to drive it but I guess most people that have drift cars probably don't have like their own personal drift tracks that's true I mean I just think that'd be so sweet I agree I definitely want to get a drift car I think it'd be sick if we made like a lot more money and we like made a giant drift track around on the new property like around the dirt bike track how sick would that be we'd need a lot of asphalt or you know concrete but i'm so down that would be so sick you thought you thought this track costs a lot of money just right till we got a quarter mile a quarter mile that would be sick dude it would be sweet

though to uh you know section i mean maybe we don't want to do this but it's just a thought we section off a little bit of uh that property we put up another shed for ourselves and we use that as maybe even just cold storage right away put our stuff that we have so much stuff nowadays like that is just sitting out in front of the shop we could park it over there and then on top of that we could put up another longer strip of different little you know basically smaller i don't know what you want to call them units for people that come to the lake only in the summer and they can store their boat there or whatever you know they don't have storage and make a little bit of money you can charge rent yeah definitely a good

long-term play right there but for the short term racetrack all right let's do a NASCAR track stadium in all our neighbors are going to be like oh my god here come the bleachers it's over oh they got lights too they plan on doing this shit at night and a PA system was like welcome back to C-Boys TV race track who could they have be talking to no one's there right now we're just doing it for fun dude that be legit yeah also we're trying to get like uh what is it an archway to the entrance of it we're trying to get an archway made so if you listen to this and know anything about that reach out to us and we want to get an archway made like it's like it's a big ranch we're calling it wide open ranch is that the name that we

decided on i can't think of a cooler one i love it i love it i don't know every time i hear ranch i just hear like ranch i just think of ram ranch like it's right open wide open ranch it's not much of a no no what are we going to start farming and putting some goats on it i think that's the joke yeah i think it's the joke too that it's what if we just literally not a ranch okay yeah i think if if we do go with the ranch yeah wide open ranch yeah that is good if anybody made it this long through our bullshit think up one name of our new ranch or not this might be one of our longer ones so It was good.

It was real good, dude. Drop a like and watch all the ads on this podcast so we can one day afford a racetrack. Ranch. I was going to say a NASCAR stadium. I mean, honestly, you guys have been doing an awesome job. Thank you, everyone. It keeps coming back. But if we can just keep the comments and the likes and everything going, I think we can keep growing this.

And it'll be cool to see what happens with it. And, yeah, I mean, you guys are here listening still. So numerous drop on Thursday. It's my birthday, too. so just don't forget, okay? All right. Happy birthday, Mike.