Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV on Partying with Billionaires, Wedding Plans, and NEVER Faking Videos

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

In today's podcast, Ben gets back at Ken, We tell our weekend partying stories, Micah's wedding plans, Meeting Steve-O, and CJ's nightmares. Who do you think the best "Best Man" would be?  Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's solid. I'm done for the night. The no helmet thing was for sure a big factor of it. Yeah, you definitely braced for it, though, coming down. You can just see Evan covering up. With his face, yeah. Yeah, with his face. Covering up his head as he slides down the other side of the jump on his face.

I need my memory jogged here. I was reading through the comments of that, and a bunch of people were like, every time Evan gets on Micah's bike, something bad happens. So I'm like, what, what else? Am I missing something? Like, is there any other wrecks you've had on my bikes?

Just the snow bike. I guess just. Oh, yeah, I just really count. I would, that's just more sinking. But I think that's what they were talking about. That was more just sinking into a lot of a pond. That he sunk the bike. But other than that, I was like,

Evan hasn't wrecked my bikes. Yo, so can we have Ken sit down for a second? I need to talk to him. Ken Jammin. Ken? Diamond ear and ear in Ken. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hold up.

Hold up. Show those earrings. I don't know if the video is out yet. You guys might see this video. Well, you'll see the video on Thursday. This dude's got some balling earrings. Thanks, boys. Oh, you're welcome.

Yeah, dude. It's what we've been waiting for. The little studs were. Great. We knew that you would shine quite literally with those earrings. Those hurt taken out. I know, I know. Yeah, Ken, you look proper now. Now you're a baller, dude.

Yeah, so we're at the bar last night. I'm standing there with two drinks in my hands. Mine in my own business. And one of our friends comes up to us, comes up to me, and gives me a titty twister on my pierced nipple. Ouch. He twisted it? He twisted my nipple pierced.

Oh, my gosh. Man, it's a joke. He twisted my nipple piercing, and I'm holding two drinks. I flail, I get, like, my drinks everywhere. I'm like, ah! What the fuck was that for? He looks at me and he's left. That's from Big Ken.

No. What do you mean? No, that's exactly what he said, and I go, what? And he goes, he told me to go and do that to you. Okay. So I look over and I look over and Ken is there going, I don't you? I didn't even see it.

And I'm like, why the fuck? That's not even, like, that's too far. Okay. You don't just go and twist somebody's freshly pierced nipple. Are you going to let me talk? I would love to hear what you have. Like this show and want to make your own. Let me tell you about Anchor.

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So I give him another, I give him one back. And then he's like, oh, who do I get next? And then I was like, oh, just go fucking titty twist Ben. That's fucked up.

It's a little messed up. You didn't tell him which one not to grab. No, he probably said it's his left. It's his left one that's pierced. I told him his left one, his little pierced one.

Oh, okay. Well, maybe the guy, then it, You didn't steer him towards Benz Pierce one. No, he did. Leverage on that. I do have to say I did steer him towards.

Leverage. I didn't think he was going to go full-blown. It's more so like a little flick. You thought he was going to just go and flick it? Okay. Granted, he was very intoxicated. That's my bad for letting him, leading him down that path. That wasn't cool.

But I did tell you that I was going to get my revenge. I said, I will get my revenge in the next 24. four hours, so you better keep both eyes open. Whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is that? Holy crap. I didn't know what that was. That thing's sick. It's like glass. It's a glass? Shoot the, shoot this. That sound. Dude, that's cool. Holy crap. What is that stuff? I've seen them things on the internet. It's an orby gone, isn't it?

It literally looks like... That's sick. Dude. Well, now that you made a mess out of the podcast studio. That thing is sick. Let's see it.

I'm not going to... Dude, the way you... The way you pulled that out was like... Dude, if that was like an air soft gun... Imagine if that was an air soft gun. That would actually not be a joke anymore.

The way Ben pulled that out was a little too casual. Dude, it's like, holy frick. Again, I didn't mean to scare you. Sorry. You thought I had one too.

Just like some shit out of a movie. Like, yeah. out a little too casual. So the reason those orby guns... Where'd you get this? The internet.

I'm pretty sure that... Obviously, but the orbies are supposed to just like melt now. Oh, cool. I'm sure they will. Yeah. You want to know what I actually spontaneously ordered off the internet?

Let me shoot you, Mike. Sure. It doesn't hurt. It actually hurts. Whoa! I mean, it hurt a little bit. I wasn't joking. I'm not joking.

I won't shoot you the face. Shoot him in the chest. I don't trust you. Oh. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa. Holy crap, dude.

Dude Holy shit That actually does hurt It doesn't look like it For the record You got sweatshirt on bro That makes Dude if you shot someone

In the eye with that That'd actually be bad Yeah That you don't aim for the face Don't fuck somebody's Very easily And Ken's only got One good eye left

So don't do that You actually want to know What I recently Ordered off the internet It was a drunk purchase It showed up And I was like What the frick

And then I remembered Oh Yeah It's like show and tell He doesn't even Yeah Very strange I don't even know if you guys don't think this is funny, but...

Can you imagine? I think it would be a lot of fun. Bop it! Hey, I used to rip that game quite a bit when I was younger. I don't know why, but I was just like, Bop it was sick. I got one of my throat. Oh, I inhaled an orby.

Actually? I don't know. There's something. What does that? Yeah, have you ever played a Boppet before? Honestly, I don't know if I really... really knew what I was doing when I ordered it. They've really changed it since I was a kid.

Yeah, it looks a little bit modernized. Yeah. Oh, because there's different game modes. Here we go, here we go. Pop it. Twist it. Pull it. Twist it.

Pull it. Twist it. Bob it. Bob it. You're killing it, bro. God damn it. I don't think Bob it is as lit as it used to be I'm gonna be honest with you

I was a little bit disappointed there I thought it was gonna be something better What state of mind I made to think about ordering that I don't know I don't know I was just thinking Popit is sick so I ordered one I love how you ordered to spare batteries for it Because you need to be logging time on it

Amazon AAA batteries It's so much time I honestly have no idea dude Yo Bob's a great game boo Do you think we can talk about what we did on Friday night or is that on the limits probably not no concert yes after party no god damn what happened there like I mean mostly what Ben and Ken did there we that's not that's I don't think you want that out on the internet yeah that's probably right I felt dumb almost the next day when we went

dude that after party was like a movie because that's what lots of people say and then there's a meme about how it was a movie but you really sat in the corner of the whole party did you not remember it what you were ham bonied my you were running around in your underwear and shit were wet noodle and what about the part dude do you remember when you and ken kissed yeah and then after i kissed ken and i gained it off like the top balcony into the pool yeah unreal i was very totally you know blocked that out of my memory blocked yeah for sure oh you guys want to know something how you were like you're not shadow band cj i am shadow band and instagram notified me to let me know that I'm shadow banned and I screen shot at it.

Seriously? Yep. That makes me happy because I was doubting. Your account can't be recommended right now. They gave me a banner and everything. Wow. A little pop-up window. Yep.

So I fucking knew it. Well, that's just recommended. You could reach more non-fathers. That means I'm shadow band, yes. No, no, no. I'm saying you still show up on people that follow you. Yeah, that's a shadow ban. That's not a shadow ban.

A shadow ban is where you can't. be i'm not going to grow as fast you guys so that's bullshit review content takedowns did they take down any of your stuff it's because i put up a story post of uh you know how like those people will dm me and be like hey do you want to be my sugar baby and it's just always like some kind of scam i started trolling them back that's what it was from and i like basically frustrated this scammer like they were completely flustered and it was really funny and you could see it through the message so i screenshot it and put it on my story and it got taken down and And I think Instagram took it as like, I'm trying to scam people.

So I think that's why I got shadow banned. And I requested a manual review, so we'll see what happens. But I am currently shadow ban on Instagram. And I had an inkling about a month ago and even said it on this podcast. That's kind of ridiculous. That's bullshit, dude. Yeah, because that's like hardly any followers. And you guys are gaining a frick ton.

That is whack. Dude, I, that they, that they would just be like, oh, it's kind of like a flaw in the algorithm? Yes, that's what it is. It's a flaw in their algorithm and then they're just like, oh, sorry. That's so... It takes like a human review to get back to like unscrew up your algorithm and then

those people, you don't know whether or not they like actually look into this or they just say, oh, you know, the algorithm's probably right. You know, I'm just going to click confirm and... That's a big problem with social media right now, though, is the basically just the algorithm and it's unpredictability. and I don't know. So hopefully we can get it sorted out because...

Well, in the meantime, I'm going to take this up as an opportunity to Excel. Absolutely. Yeah, you guys are going to catch up. Probably past me in followers, which is bullshit. Why not? I always found it interesting, too, so where we get a lot of our garments from for our merch,

there's one wholesale website that I had a rep reach out to me, and he was like so attentive. And he was just asking all these questions. and I've really only made a couple orders from this website and he's just like, well, just let me know. And I was like, I don't really know a situation where I will need to call you, but whatever. And yet, then you reach over to YouTube or Instagram

where we're very apparent and clearly, like, making them money and in a sense working for them, there's no such thing. There's no such thing as a YouTube rep or an Instagram rep that really, that we can call up and go, hey, what's going on here? Like, clearly they have some power, but... Yeah, it is kind of bullshit, honestly. I just, I would love to be... able to call someone at YouTube and just ask them questions, not even ask them favors, just ask

them questions on what we can do to better our work with YouTube. It just doesn't exist. Never has with us. Yeah, it is crazy that how could they be such a massive, massive company and not have something like that in place? Maybe they do it where you just don't have it. You can't talk to a single person. A real person, yeah.

It's all bots and not, like... It's like the same thing with our million play... Yeah. Like, we never got our million subscriber plaque because there was some kind of screw up. And we couldn't talk to a real person. Yeah, and I can't even... We can't even apply for it now. They tried saying that we were, like, stealing content.

I think they were taking it as if we were reposting, like, music videos or something. I don't know what happened, but... I don't know. Some wax shit, you're like... Yeah, that kind of sucks. But I don't really give a crap about our, like, play button, but... Still, it's still a... sucks yeah it sucks but like you hit a million they send it to you and then for some reason

there's some mistake and they're just like that not you guys like who else does that happen to that has never happened to anyone else no i think he's still got his so steve i was doing his uh i mean we won't talk too much about it but he's doing his tour he and he's uh it's i'd consider it a comedy tour yeah yeah i think that's what they are he's coming to fargo which is basically the closest city to us and we're like oh if we could just link up with him just Meet him. Dude, it's a legend. Yep, that's it.

It'd be even cooler to get him on the podcast. Yeah. That would be amazing. Especially because he's got a, I didn't, I don't know if I necessarily thought it was going to be like super successful, but Steveo is one of the podcasts I do listen to. I love Steve. I never thought I'd be able to listen to Steveo and his voice talk for an hour and a half, but it's very easy.

Good guess. Great, great content. It's been interesting to watch the, the content shift that he's gone through in the last decade. Yeah, that's for sure. Dude, he's on top of it. He's probably the most on top of it of any of the jackass numbers. And now he doesn't have to. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Totally. And now he doesn't have to worry about getting arrested with every other thing he does. Like now what he's doing is very sustainable. And he doesn't have to worry about breaking the law. I mean, he still does. Or breaking his body really, too.

I mean, other than the hot sauce. Yeah. I feel like he's done so much crazy shit. So much. I mean, you don't, I don't feel like that. I know that. No, I know. I should rephrase that. Like, he has quite possibly done the most amount of crazy shit.

I look at Steve-O is, like, one of the craziest humans on the planet. And then craziest goes with a few other ones, like, you know, coolest in a sense. But, like, craziest. Humans on the planet. It is wild. And he looks like such a normal dude now. Dude, so do you guys have Big Reno, our friend Big Reno on Snapchat? He's my friend, too.

Yeah. You guys have him on Snapchat. Did you see his Snapchat? Shut up, Big Reno. Last night? No. I didn't. I didn't.

He was at a Nigerian wedding. Okay. It looked like he was at a strip club. I was straight up in awe watching these stories of a wedding and I go, bro, these weddings are much different than the weddings that I've been to. Oh, I think he took them down. They were throwing money, throwing ones at the bride dancing in like the middle of the wedding venue and then after she was done dancing, like just like slow dancing, like normal

dancing and they were just throwing money and then afterwards they were like sweeping up all the ones and like counting them and be like oh hell yeah he was like somebody threw a uh check a 250 check on the ground it was like the craziest thing and they were like all dancing it was like you go to strip club and just start writing checks and throwing yeah normally that wouldn't work like just making an inconvenience for him you're like who do you want me to make this out to when, I mean, as far as a culture thing for Big Reno goes, his whole family is Nigeria and he has, and their family deals are to the nines. Every, every member of the family is there and it's huge and they obviously, they just partaking in every tradition they ever had. And I was really stoked. They look so lit too. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they, dude, it's uncomparable to any family reunion we have. Like it really is. It's not compared to your family reunions aren't like that, Mike. No. Or your family weddings?

No, not at all. Can you imagine Mike and his family throwing ones and dancing like that? Dude, my family weddings are pretty boring. Are there? Not much to them, yeah. Yeah. I mean, most weddings are boring. We talked about that on the last podcast.

Unless it's like your close, I mean, if it's my close family, I'm going to go there anyway. But if it's not your close family or your close friends, you're kind of like... That is tough. What are you going to do to make your wedding not boring, Mike? That's a great question. I don't know. The reception is very. important to me uh the location not so much it's the people that's there i feel like the location

is kind of important though to not to me but i kind of picture that out of ken i feel like ken's kind of having a hawaii yeah like he's going to make everyone like yeah ken are you going to have to go somewhere and then you have to get a certain outfit and stay at this hotel and ken are you going to invite us to your wedding yeah but it's like you do with that yeah you'll be invited you do that but you're not going to be here It's a holiday and express in Fargo and it's just like, eh. Oh, I mean, I, there's levels to it here. There's a difference to be in Hawaii.

Where would you put? Where would you get married, Ken? I don't know. If you had to right now. You'd have to let her pick because. No, no, no, no. You're picking right now. Oh, usually you do.

You can never. Ken's going to Bora Bora. Sure, that's better than Hawaii, right? I mean, Mexico. Mexico sick. I've never been to Hawaii, man. What are you going to do for your wedding? Mike.

Ken's going to have a boozy. I'm just going to have it like here on the DL Country Club, man. Mike's cheap ass. He's going to have it at the shop. Why not, dude? Gets married under the sign. Have it at the shop. And he rides his pit bike in.

All the groups would have to ride their pit bikes in. I kind of like the banditory. Mandatory mullets. They're wearing jean jacket like suits and pit vipers. Pit vipers. It wouldn't be like that. I'm not that red neck Mike's drinking teas

Evan gets ordained so he's like the one doing it Evan's death in one ear so we can't hear what one person's saying what? He's like

dude I'm deaf in this year you got to talk to this one what did you say please repeat after me oh man that's that's good so mess around and maybe have Evan ordained the wedding

but like if you guys aren't careful maybe I'll make him the best man dude being the best man is stressful it's like kind of relief to not be, I feel like, in certain instances, I guess. I think I'd have to agree. I've never been the best man, but when you were the best man for your brother's wedding, it looked so stressful. It was. And I didn't start writing the speech until the morning of... I can't believe you did that. Honestly. I was surprised you

procrastinated that long. I think the worst best part about the speech is that it's not that big of a deal as in it's not when you were like, dude, for much. It is. It's very important. If you have a speech and it's not funny and it's also just bad, it gets so awkward and you get these sympathy, like sympathy, sympathy, claps and like, yeah, really nothing worse than a bad wedding speech. Yeah. And it's just awkward for everyone. It is. It really is. And that's just selfish. That's just selfish. Some people aren't cut out for it, though. That's the thing. Yeah, that's true too. But that's what I'm getting at. It doesn't necessarily have to be a Netflix stand-up, you know? And I thought yours was great. It doesn't have to be the best thing you've

ever heard in the hardest you've ever laughed but it cannot bomb so you don't need to spend two months on it you know what it is though funny it's better you just got to make it funny you got to make like lighthearted like kind of jokes about the heartstrings a bit about both of them you got to pull at the heartstrings and it's kind of all just about like timing of what you say instead of like rushing through it and not letting people laugh to you know you got to i wonder if there's a company that helps you write good wedding speeches dude that's a that's a great business idea i mean you You can write a good one, but it's if you don't deliver it. That's all about that.

I mean, it's a full service. You go to them. You basically explain your life story, their life story, your relationship, all those details. And then you sit down and they write something up. You rehearse it. That's what washed up comedians do. You knock it out of the park. And it's just the best wedding speech of all time.

Standing ovation. They're like, oh, encore, encore. More, more, more. that would be funny if you were so funny I didn't play ever more and then you do more you vomit they're like this guy sucks one time I was at like one where

the chick was doing for the bridesmaid and it was like everyone you know you have the whole attention of 200 people and she's just like I'm just going to use random names but so Shelby and I we met freshman year of college and it was great we were we were roommates and it was we got coffee

every morning together and then would talk about her for a minute and when she met read it was great she wouldn't shut up about him and loved it loved it and and they just I knew it was going to be great and she would never shut up about him like I said it was I just knew she couldn't even hang out with me anymore and everyone's like yeah we get it you guys are good friends I know Mike stands up and goes hey Shelby why are you telling us this that would be mean but yeah I'm just going to get up there and start talking about myself imagine not even about not even about the grooms manner i feel like people would be so confused by the end of it they would ken i'm gonna have you do mine

i got i got something going on that man ken doesn't show up again wouldn't show up mike you're wearing you're kind of like schoolboy kew here with these bucket hats you've been wearing lately so we go to this party uh on friday and there was it was like an invite party and it was like a rock band concert thing, but it's private. And there was a lot of really wealthy people there. And Mike shows up dressed in... I mean, you look great, but you were wearing like a

bucket hat. Like a little skateboard kid. Yeah, you were kind of dressed like you were all right now. Like right now. But he was wearing like a striped shirt. Yeah. Looked like he just came from the skate park. Baggy, yeah. We're in there. And like, we showed up a little late and these guys were just... There's quite a bit of people that were pretty loaded. They were bombed. Yeah. anyways this really like a very wealthy dude who likes to also party and also likes to look like he was wearing some retro looking shit i don't know i think he was dressed up for the occasion anyways he comes walking in and i'm watching i'm like man that's that one dude yeah really rich and he turns around and bumps into mike and literally goes like this

looks him up and down looks him up and down like that and he just goes i want that hat and then mike's like uh okay yeah you can have it and he takes it off his head or he said how much for the hat said 20 bucks 20 bucks i don't know i should have asked for way more anyways he pulls out just like a hundred bucks or a couple hundred bucks out of his pocket and just slaps mike in the in the hand with it and just takes his hat and walks on off walks on off and i watched him as he walked on off thinking that he'd put it on right just hands it to a random person just keeps walking maybe he didn't like mike wearing the hat. Hey, I'm going to, hey, I'm going to do you a favor right now. Imagine he just walks over the garbage and throws it away and just said, glad I took care of that

kid. Yeah. No, he's just like, I don't want someone at this party wearing a hat like that. I'm going to do you a favor. This thing belongs here. I don't want to look at him. I don't know why I offered him to only buy it for 20, but he goes, and he gave you 100. Well, he goes, well, let me give you 40 for it. And I go, yeah, fair, fair, fair for sure. And it was loud in there. And he opens his wallet i'm not joking dude at least a grand in hundreds only hundreds so then he goes oh i got it's a hundred and i'm like i see that i'll take it he goes he goes all right can i get my 60 chains and might just walks off he's like fuck that guy and then me knowing i ordered four of these because they're extremely cheap a lot less than a hundred i'll tell you that i go home

put another one on and everyone goes thought you sold that last night i'm like i did i had more He just made it even better, dude. Schoolboy Mike. But yeah, we saw him later that night and he wasn't even wearing it. So it's like, yeah. Dude, when we walked into that party, the first people I saw, like, one was a billionaire. The next guy was damn near a billionaire. And then the other one was like, like, you know, also super, super rich.

And I was like, I don't think we should be here. Yeah. This is not, uh, I don't think this is for us. We're rolling up in our limo or shitty-ass limo. That's my favorite part. When you had the music time When we were trying to get out And he was like, Ben

You motherfucker, if you Disrespect anyone here, I'll kill you. I was like, okay, that's very aggressive. What does that even mean? I was like, what does that even mean? It was stressful for Ken and I Because we were bringing you guys there. Yeah, you were like our plus people.

I get that. After seeing like the first three people there, I was like, one, we should not be here. Two, god damn. We look like such idiots right now. And Ben didn't get the invite then? Well, I was just one of you guys plus ones. I don't know if you even got the invite, quite frankly, Mike.

We brought you. I got it last year, bro. You got the email and the tickets and everything? Nah. Yeah, you came with us. I don't need that shit, man. I mean, they checked it when we got in. Yeah, you do need that shit, man.

Nah, not when you're cool as me, man. I don't need that shit, man. Yeah, you do, man. We're going to pull you out of here with security, man. Man, I don't think you need to do that. I'm chill, bro. Yo, so, okay, at that party. I'm standing there in line waiting for the bathroom.

And this kid comes up. He was 25 or so. And he was like, what's up, man? One of my buddies paid me 20 bucks to come and take a picture with you and get your autograph. And I don't, I still, and he was super cool.

He actually went to school with CJ and everything. So shout out, Talon, if he's listening. I'm not sure if that was a compliment or meant as like an insult. I don't want to do this, but they're paying me. I'll give you $20 to go and get like a picture and an autograph from him.

And I was just like, cool, man. Yeah, let's do it. And he was like, all right, let's hold up the 20. We do that. And then he walks away and I go, why? It makes no sense. Hold up. Were they just fucking with me?

Like if we saw somebody out in public and I go, bro, I'll give you $20 and you go take a picture with that kid. It is. You don't know how to take that. Yeah. Like, I woke up the next morning. And I was just laying in bed just thinking about it And I was like playing the night over And I couldn't like just stop thinking about that

And I was like I don't know whether to be insulted Or not I don't think so But when you think about it like kind of out of context It does seem a little weird Does it not? Knowing you, you didn't ask why

Oh Just went with it No I did I did ask why I would go Why didn't he just come over then Because they looked He looked like a normal dude too And he wasn't even looking at me Like as he was doing this

So I was like, what? But the kid was like, he went to school with you and he was a super cool kid. I was just, like, confused about it. I don't know. I don't know either. So the other day, I took myself, Evan, Ken, Big Kev, and Tristan Jr. Trapper to Turf Wars. We went to Turf Wars. And it was great.

We haven't made it there and we didn't make it there last year. But this year, Jake had it at a new location. And it was good. It was a great turnout. And we just got to watch. some good races and they had better vendors there and it was it was a fun time and the funniest thing which none of us i didn't think about this until it happened jake won his class right he won he got a trophy he finally won right bro that's why he's been hosting that event for the past five years

he's never won he hosts that just so we can get a trophy this was the first year dude it's not like he just enters his quad in it like it's just this thing no he puts time money and effort into this that he has and he came up to us he goes honestly thanks for being here guys like i'm just stoked that like you made it for my first win it's kind of funny and i was like no this is your first win isn't it of all of turfors after four or five years of having this was the fifth year i think yeah you have your first win that's great we got it we gave him a good slap on the ass for that that's great i wish i could have been there to see that it's amazing because he'd like reached out like he couldn't shift it with his foot he'd like use his hand or

or some janky set up, and it was like, he's still winning this. He's doing like 10 times harder than what the other guy's going through. I remember looking at him, racing, and I go, me thinking Jake's brain is working some type of weird. And I go, does he think the aerodynamics are going to help him this much that he's tucked under his handlebars like this? I was like, the air is not going to do that much. And he goes, no, I had to shift with my hand. Still don't know why, but. It's always good to hear a success story like that.

Yeah, it is. So I saw a pretty interesting take this weekend. Mike Maylach is one of the hosts on Impulsive Podcast. He made this post about how when you go out in big cities, like Miami, New York, L.A., to all these clubs, there's so many people with money. Like, money is not a currency that gets you into. places and gets you any kind of special treatment that you would think right what does is having chicks with you and that is so true like even even with us when we're rolling just like the boys

and none of our girlfriends or any chicks are with us people just like treat you different than if you're rolling with like a bunch of girls people will say it's like misogynistic too of like using these girls to like get into places or like get different treatment but it's like he kind of said it no it's a win-win for everyone like we get into it and they get everything like paid for and they get to have like the experience which is I you know I would assume what they want to be able to do stuff like that yeah it's just like an interesting take like dudes and places like that they just want chicks around them yeah I mean seems like all those rich dudes that's all they want like when we were on the boat the other day and those other

like the pretty wealthy dude pulled up next to us and was like hey we want your woman on our boat and I was like well they're staying over here with us he's like no no bring him over here I'm like why would I do that and he goes no but you guys stay over there I'm like well now what now what do I get out of any of this that's funny but yeah no you're very right it seems like especially old rich dudes they just I mean pretty much any guy would probably want it but they just want a bunch of chicks around them there's young good looking girls And that's what we have around us. There's like three types of currency with that.

It's either clout, actual money, or girls. For the rare factor, sometimes love. You can somebody love, they really want that. That's currency too, but mostly money, girls, or clout. It's when you said Miami, it was interesting when we were talking about that. I don't know if we talked about that on this before, but how in Miami it's not really clout. It's money that gets you most places.

And Cali, money doesn't really mean a lot. But are you saying, yeah, normally I get away with a lot because I have a house in L.A. But in Miami, if you had a house, okay, cool, you got a place. Well, you got money, though. I think what you just said, what you were trying to say was correct. Yeah, but you said it completely backwards. Oh, Cali is where the money needs. No, no, no.

Cali is like clout driven. Yeah. Miami would be money driven. Also what I meant. But you said buttery having a house is what the chicks want. Oh, you're right.

And then you said And then if you said if you have a house in Miami, it means nothing, which is money. Like, what the fuck did you just say? All right, house aside then. House aside.

House aside in order to have friends in L.A., you need cloud and in order to have funds in Miami, you need money. Right. Sorry. I'm just laughing over here. I'm in the fucking corner just cracking up. Everyone was all quiet and Ben had even said anything yet.

And I'm just like, it's okay. It's good to be corrected on this. I was saying last week, too, I was like, I love when we have opposing views on whatever it is. Whatever topic we're talking about, it's great to be on the same page. And it's also great to be not on the same page. It makes for great conversation. Yo, have you guys watched the Kardashians? I was going to bring this up, mostly to make fun of you for the record.

But I was going to bring it up. Dude, I have, yeah, but I don't watch any of the recent stuff. Greta got me on it, and it's actually pretty fucking entertaining. I know. I watched it. So, like, back in when I was younger, so, like, I don't know, would have been maybe like middle school to early high school. You didn't have, like, you just had.

You had your set channels, like, so you're scrolling through, and I had, like, 50 channels to try and decide what I wanted to watch. Decent. Not bad. Basic cable. And if there was nothing else on other things, you'd just watch whatever, and you'd have to settle. I eventually settled for the Cardassian enough times that I then got into it and started watching it. He became a fan.

It's fucking insane. It is. How much stuff is just going wrong, and it's the most dramatic life I've ever seen, and they got so much, it's very entertaining. It is entertaining. You don't need to tell me more of a story. I've been on the card. I don't watch them anymore, but I was like, it was, I was like a closet

Kardashian watcher. I feel like you almost have to be, especially back then. Holy shit, I would have gotten my ass kicked for that. I should have put a trigger warning because I know a lot of people are going to be like, what? Are you kidding me? Yeah. Which I understand, but.

I used to like Ben until now. No, I'm just saying it's like really interesting seeing their lifestyle and the cars that they mob around in and these houses in in LA and but then like no and so and so is cheating on this person with their best friend then they go over to their house and confront them and you're like I cannot believe this is happening and it's all happening on camera they're getting a divorce and then uh Kanye has to come pick up to get I'm just I haven't seen any of new stuff I'm just assuming this is how it goes it's pretty accurate honestly that was extremely accurate I honestly should start watching I just don't watch any TV right now

It is funny because we filmed this reality TV show, the shittiest experience of our lives anyway. It was, what, five years ago? After that, basically all reality is ruined. All reality TV was just ruined because you're like, this is fake. This is all so fake because it is. But after you do it, you just know.

And I feel like everyone knows that a lot of that stuff is like scripted or set up. They do a good job of putting that together, though. They do. But at the end of the day, you can only script so much of this where people still have to be making decisions and they're like, well, shit, this is gonna, if you're like the boyfriend

to one of the chicks on the show, you gotta be like, well, great, now I'm gonna be put on blast on their show for doing this. If you're like an NBA player and you want to like kind of get popping, get a good following, get people to like be more into you and you have the chance to date one of those girls, just date them

and do something bad. Just date him for a while. Everyone will know about you because they'll be talking trash about you for the next decade. Yeah, there's going to be a massive amount of people that are, like, hating on you. Or just do some really good and make people like you. Yeah, you're right. You know, because they are pretty polarizing.

But then in the last one, they were talking about, like, Kim Kay, Kim Kay's son was, like, playing Roblox and, like, an ad popped up. Like, we're going to release Kim Kay's new sex tape. And I was like, there's no way. No way this is real. On Roblox? Yeah. They advertise that?

I don't understand those games. Like, Roblox seems to be a lot more than what I thought it was. It's like Minecraft. Ryan, the point of this is not the game. I know, but it's like there's so much. And I'm sorry, yeah. Anyway, yeah, I do honestly have a newfound respect. Like, what?

I just, like, how the fuck do you get an ad for Kim Kardashian's sex tape on a video game? No, I agree. It does not make any sense. Last time I was playing Call of Duty, I didn't get an ad for fucking porn hub. like yeah you know i don't know what's going on it really does not make any sense also where are you going with this ben but i'm sorry um just love the show man yeah i guess i'm just a raving fan i want the world to know no i was just saying that uh i think that they get a lot of flack and not really any respect because it's like reality tv show but like at the

end of the day like Kim Kay is like a billionaire and they've built like these they're pretty smart yeah they're pretty smart you'd have to be so you really can't hate on them for that you know and so many people are like they're not talented at all bullshit bullshit that they are drama experts and they have made a business out of it 100% I think with that show they get just as much flack as they get views and guess what that's good they get a lot of views and And I think at the end of the day, it's not even a bad thing. Let's just chalk up 50 million views on the show. They probably get just as much hate as they do views.

But at the end of the day, that's a good thing. Bro, they're making like a million. Each member is making a million bucks an episode. Nice. They'd have to be with how much money they probably were making. That's just off the show. But you got to keep in mind, like, all the other stuff that they got going. Because it's just like cross promotes all the brands and stuff.

Right. Yeah, they're geniuses, dude. Yeah, that's crazy. I tip my hat to them. It's calculated. I personally think it's boring as shit, but I have not... Have you watched it, though? Watched it, no.

Oh, well, then you can't say that. Sidney and I were just watching it today, and of course, I watched half of one episode. I didn't have watched it before, and I was like, it reminds me of watching Fantasy Factory, but about things I don't care about. Very reality, you know, they have the pan-down shot of it. Yeah. And then they open it up. It's such a reality TV show, yeah.

Like, talking about some new idea. he has, or you have Kim K going, I really think we need know, I don't know. Same thing, new idea. Same thing, different crowds. Reality TV is a beast that I don't know how long it's going to actually last, but clearly. It's, dude, reality TV has been around since like 1998. Easily for, let's say, 30 years. I think the first reality TV show was in real world.

Really? I believe so, yeah. It was basically like they had a bunch of people come in and live in this house and supposedly it was real and they just had cameras all over and if you pick your contestants or characters right you know you can just build it where you're like these people are for sure going to clash yeah and instead that's totally what they do that's why they interview all these people and they just they find a bunch of people there's no way they get along well my friend jace who i would consider i love the kid to death he's one of my best friends but quite possibly

the duchiest human being that I know. And I tell him that to his face, so I am not, it's no secret. But anyway, Christ. But he, he got hit up. He got hit up to be on one of the dating shows. I think it was, um, uh, Love Island or something like that. And he was going through and he called me and he goes, yo, I just got a DM from the casting director of Love Island.

What should I do during the interview to like make a, like, stand out? and I go, be shirtless, wear those sunglasses that you always wear when we're out in public. And I always go, God, why are you wearing those sunglasses? Chains, chains, chains. And just always flex, which you always do. And Ryan from the background goes, bro, you've been a douche your whole life. I did not say that. Now somebody wants to pay you to do it.

I didn't say that. I just tell them what you actually said. And Jay's goes, what the fuck? And he also didn't do that. He did say what the fuck. You didn't say it that way. He said, you said, just act like you do in Vegas, and this time you'll get paid for it. No, you said act like you just keep acting like you.

Just keep acting like, Ben was basically telling him like, dude, just like be a dick, be a big douchebag. Like take your shirt off and like flex and do all these like just things that are pretty douchy. And you just go, yeah, dude, just keep doing what you're doing or something like that. Well, I mean, there's a reason that he got called him like, it was not meant to be negative. Yeah, he wasn't meant. But he was like, what the fuck? I was in the back when you guys said it. Yo, Mike, I don't know if you want to tell this story.

I hate to call you out on the internet like this. But my dad was actually asking me about this today, which made me think of it. But remember that time that you pissed on that super nice couch at your friend's house? I do. In the middle of the night. You want to tell that story? Yeah, that's a good story to end this beautiful podcast.

on, this is a funny preface to just put beforehand. I'm not a drunk pisser. He's done it like two times. Two times. I consider you a drunk pisser that, okay. Fine. All right. Next time you fuck up two times on the same category,

I'm going to just categories, you guys. Is that as whatever it is? All right. You tell the story and then we'll decide after. I don't know. Anyway, we had a pool party the whole day. There was a party boss. It's someone's birthday.

You get on the party. bus, you're already drunk, you go and you have a drink between every bar, and you have a drink at every bar, maybe more, and it was great. Very fun, a couple of fights, not that I was involved in, I don't really do that, but finally made it back to my friend's place and a lot of nice furniture in there, a lot of places to sleep. I slept on the floor midway through the night, I just thought that it would be cool to not use the toilet.

Oh, so you didn't like just do it in your sleep. you got up and used the couch as a bathroom. Yeah. Dude, I don't know. I wish I knew if I could. Oh, I wasn't sure you had like an explanation. Like I was sleepwalking and I thought I was peeing in the toilet. Wish I had that excuse, bro.

CJ sleeps walks and you can, you have excuses then. It's good. But no, I mean, I got up, used the couch as a urinal and then went back to bed on the floor. On, let's also preface in a very, very nice home. Yeah, yeah, super nice home. Like very nice couch, which you later found out. Well, I mean, I knew, I already knew it was all nice. Yeah.

But the best part about that is like this sweet black velvet couch that I was like, I felt horrible. We cleaned it off. So hold up. Okay. You're pissing on it. Do you realize halfway through or what happened? Yeah, when did you kind of realize you messed up?

Too seepy for that. No, not till the next morning until they all woke up. Dude, you peed on the couch, man. What's going on here? Come on. And I'm like, Ah, and then I'm like,

I don't know you did it. All flustered. I think because I was the only one in that room. And, but you should be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then just one of my buddies who is there, he's like, don't worry, he's so nice. Don't worry, I already got it all cleaned up. Someone cleaned up your piss? Yeah.

And it's like, and I literally was just like indebted to him. I'm like, dude. Thank you. You didn't have to do that. And I'm not, he's like,

no, like it's all good. And I go over and smell it, just smells amazing. You know, doesn't smell like piss, obviously. And I go down. Holy crap. He must have put in some time. He must have.

He had the right cleaning products, what I can tell. And I go down and talk to her mom, and she's like, no, you know, I'm not mad. I think it's hilarious. Like, she was really chill about it. But she's like, but I don't want the couch anymore. And I'd love for you to buy me a new one. Fair. Totally fair.

But I go. Man, I bet your heart just dropped. I was like, ah, okay, I want to buy you new one because I want to be a man about it. And I'm scared that that couch was really expensive. Mike went straight to the thrift store. No, I was like, of course I want to replace the couch you had, unless you had some sort of in mind for a new couch or something. I'll just donate towards that.

She goes, you know, it wasn't too bad. Let me look it up. Luckily, it wasn't too bad. It was like an $800 couch. Dude, you are so lucky. It had been the cheapest piece of furniture in the house. $800 is a lot for a couch, but in that house. Yeah, right.

I just remember that. Oh, it's not too bad. It's only $18,000. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was expecting. Kind of what I was expecting. And if that would have been the case, then I don't know. You'd still be working for.

Yeah, yeah. And so I was bartending at the time and I had a whole bunch of cash. So I literally just remember bringing her a lot of cash. I said totally down at that price, totally down. Can I have the couch, though? And she goes, yeah, I don't want it. So we load in the back of my van. And then I had the boogiest couch ever.

That's right. Most of the time, people were pretty fine with sitting down on the piss couch because it was cleaned. And sometimes people would be weary about it. I go, well, you ever sat on a couch that a dog pissed on that people cleaned up? And some people are like, no. And some people are like, yeah, yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I'm just like a dog, but human-sized. Yeah.

You know, I was saying it's just pee. But then I got the couch in the back of my van. It was great. It was great. It was like, just people were like, whoa, nice couch. I'm like, hey, don't ask about it, though. Didn't it get stolen? And then Dave.

The couch got stolen? Yeah, Dave Sherbrook asked if he could use the couch in the back of my van. Maybe he just knew I had a couch. He goes, we just need a couch to sit on the intersection. We're going to give away candy for Halloween. This is the most corn rock thing ever, too. And then the next day, he just goes, hey, didn't think I needed to bring your couch home last night. Ended up getting stolen, so real sorry about that.

Well, what am I going to charge him for my piss couch? Eight hundred bucks. I know, dude. Like, so I really couldn't say anything about, like, get me a new couch because, like, I didn't have an actual place for it besides in the back of my van. So it's gone now. Whoever has it, pretty funny. They probably don't. They don't know.

They don't know. Hopefully they're listening to this right now. Can you imagine? But it was a sick-ass couch. Like the centerpiece of their home. I'm not joking. I've, like, thought about re-buying that couch again because I liked it so much. You should, Mike.

And then you should piss on it again. Just to break it in. Yeah, yeah. Just to break it in But the only other time that happened to me was I just woke up in the middle of night And peed in a tote full of like towels Really?

Yeah I've done that before I think I did in my hamper once Yeah I thought I was peeing in the toilet though You know? Yeah, yeah But I don't even know if I was drinking

I think it was just I was tired and I was sleepwalking But yeah I obviously I'm a sleepwalker or so Yeah I did that same thing Really? Yeah I peed in my brother's hamper though

Oh that's way better but I was I was like a little kid but still my brother was up and I walked into his room and I just peed in his paper that's hilarious he was rattled I'm sure you imagine what are you doing I'm gonna go do that tonight to Ken except I'm not gonna be slowly be awake but I'm just gonna be like oh sorry dude I was sleepwalking the next day be all over like the foot of his bed he's in bed imagine getting woken up to somebody peeing on your your feet in your bed? Like,

C. No. What the hell? That's like some jackass type pranks, honestly. Should we just go pee? What's like the, uh, weirdest sleepwalking story that you have? Honestly,

you should probably ask my mom this, but, um, oh, Ken apparently has some. Just from the one year of living with me. I thought Ken was also sleepwalkers, so I got excited. I just hear about them later.

So one night, I'm laying in bed. It's probably like two, three a. So keep in mind. But Ken lives directly beneath C.J. And I wake up just to, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Probably terrifying.

It goes on for like five minutes. What? Ken, did you think, oh shit, Alex is finally killing CJ? I should probably go check. And it's just us two in the house. So I was like, okay. Is there like, is somebody breaking in? Did you not think to like, oh, man, I should go and check on him?

Well, he locks his door at night. Oh, my gosh. I actually do remember this. You did come and check on. me. I did. Oh, you did. Okay. And I was like, so, no, I was yelling help. Yeah, he came up frantic. I scared. I'd imagine. Sage. Sage, are you good? So, thank you for that, Ken. Honestly, I'm sorry. I can't help it. I don't know what is wrong with me. I have, like, night terrors. You know nothing of it until it's like

somebody else brings it up to you. Like, oh, oh, sorry about that. You should ask Alex, poor her. She, she's, like, used to it at this point. She just, like, doesn't even do anything. Just like, like, makes a sigh. Like, I just like, have inconvenienced her and then just goes back to bed. That would be annoying, though. I don't do it all the time, but. No, I don't know. I heard it one time, too.

It's like once a month. Travis Pistrana has the same problem, too. I think he is way worse than me, though. Luckily, Ken was there to tell me that it was okay. I go, what was that? Why did it actually sound like someone was getting murdered upstairs? If I was sleeping, if you were getting murdered and I was sleeping, I would not wake up. But it could be Alex

When he would sleep through that I was like was that CJ and Ken's like yeah Night tears But nothing to worry about too much You know hopefully he's okay One time I like jumped into a wall Like head first

When I was in like the 10th grade Yeah and I had like a big black eye from it What? Yeah See that'd be tough to explain Yeah I was just like I was sleepwalking But it was really weird

Because I was standing on my bed And I jumped into the wall Holy crap I would love to see the video of that that's some like paranormal more paranormal activity shit possessed at that point no i'm not yeah sounds like you are fucking i don't know so yeah that's one time i can remember i don't know one time when i was a little kid i went like screaming out of my room same thing like full sprint and then i stopped right the top of the stairs we like stairs so i went cruising past my parents and they see

with their door open stop right the top of the stairs like just standing there i don't know how i like see this stuff i i have my eyes open i think do you remember any of it no when sometimes i like have a half memory of it and uh something i used to do a lot when i was uh in like high school and even younger is i would wake up and i'd be like wrapped in my sheets and i'd like gang them all off the bed and i'd get like frustrated and then uh and then i'd start i would think that i was looking for something so i start digging in uh all my drawers and everything and then uh basically I never find I don't I don't know what it is and then I wake up halfway through and I'm like what am I doing and the whole room everything's just torn apart and I do that every

now and then still it's gotta piss Alex off so much she stops me if I'm in there every time that I sleepwalk I sleepwalk sometimes but it's usually just when I'm having like a nightmare and a couple times that I remember like waking up in my brother's room staring out the window that's weird maybe there's aliens i don't know like i like vividly remember like the couple times that i've done it

and wandering around the entire basement like staring out the basement like looking out into the vast nothing and then like thinking i see something and i'm like ah and then i run to the other side and then like into sam's room staring out his window and i remember like dreaming still and i'm still like seeing things on the driveway. Yeah, I'm like seeing it with my eyes open, but I'm dreaming and I'm like just frantic,

like I'm scared or somebody's chasing me or something's happening. It's like a bad nightmare and I'm like running around my basement and then I end up just like going back to bed. I wonder what what makes a person a sleepwalker versus what makes someone not a sleepwalker? Like, because obviously there is something like I am a sleepwalker. Yeah. But why am I a sleepwalker? It's a good question. Like I don't choose to be and I like admit is it obviously has to do something with your I don't know the way you are and there's like varying things like this people who can't remember their dreams and people who can and that that line is blurred I can't remember my dreams for anything I have a crazy dream wake up and go that dream was crazy what was it remember one thing maybe 30 seconds

and it's just gone yep isn't that crazy how that works I always love hearing people tell their dreams when they can remember them I every once in all have a sleep paralysis, which I, uh, just like sleepwalking, do not recommend. You have sleep paralysis? Yeah. So what happens? You wake up and you can't move? Yeah.

It's usually when I'm taking naps. It's never when I'm going to sleep. If I'm going to, like it's only naps, but I'm taking a nap, bro, and you fall asleep and you basically remember, at least for me, you remember the last thing that you saw. So let's say I'm in the backseat of the truck. And it looks like I'm looking around. I can see everything that's going on, but I can't move. What the hell?

I can't move. And then, of course. Wait, hold up. So are your eyes open? No, I don't think so. No, no, they're not. But it usually happens immediately after I, like, I'm getting really tired. I'm like, say, back the truck, close my eyes.

See exactly what I just saw before I close my eyes, but I can't move. And then I start dreaming and things are happening. Not anything crazy, but I can't move. So then I have to go, I literally feel, it feels like you're flexing all your muscles in your body, but it's actually like you're flexing all your muscles. in your brain and you have to go like wake up wake up i hate it it's a very very terrifying feeling that's crazy i wouldn't say because sometimes people have like bad experiences like spiritually with it i wouldn't necessarily connected to that but i hate what you mean bad experiences

i don't know like sometimes people have uh sleep paralysis and they need to like it's it's more of a like i don't know pray or or something to like to get out of it because it kind of feel really Holy crap like you're like possessed no not like you're possessed but like something else has a hold on you it's not you you're not in control you know basically like the sleep has control on you I hate it it doesn't happen often but like I don't know if it happens to anybody else but I hate it I don't know that is it's scary yeah that's wild and every time it happens I know it's happening that's the other weird thing I know it's happening I'm laying there and I go here we go again turns out every morning or afternoon when Mike we have to go wake him up he's under he's under terrible conditions he's in sleep paralysis and we come in pour a bucket of ice water I'm like gotcha get up Mike honestly get shot with a paintball gun Ken's standing there wake up motherfucker that's still the best wake up I've had not gonna lie best worst wake up I've had was Ken shooting with the paintball gun

however if I was wild too that you say that heavy sleep paralysis and you poured a bucket of water I think I'd be stoked. Yeah. I just wakes you up and I'm still shocked that CJ's little smelling salts that you can't have under your nose for more than a quarter second. I am too. It was just under their fruit.

Dude, some people think we fake shit like when you were sleeping on the couch and we stacked like all that stuff. Five ladders and a bunch of stuff. That wasn't even like, that was fake. No, Mike is just that hard of a sleeper. And also like to make it more real, we've done that to other people too we did it to cody i remember one time we probably stacked just as much stuff

as we don't know why we would have to fake that yeah of all things but yeah we don't fake anything well here's the thing if you fake that it's not that great of a thing yeah oh we got you micha pretend to be sleeping yeah like he's so dumb i love waking mic up in different ways it's it's always so entertaining my favorite was the last video when you guys were like it it it just made me laugh just like a genuine good old prank that's ongoing is how should we make wake mic up today what are we feeling what are we feeling it's like such an ongoing thing i love it because it just creates uh like this storyline and like this back back thing for everyone to always know like oh they always wake mic up you know like probably once every four videos it's definitely

created some sort of spiky sense in me yeah you're getting quick if i'm here and there's a little bit of commotion, I can hear the schemage going on. Well, it's when it's, everyone's moving about and it's loud, and then it goes silent. That's when I, dude, I have such anxiety sleeping here because I don't trust you guys. I don't either. And then as soon as it dies down, I'm like, where's the camera? I need to get up. Where's the rest of the guys?

They're planning something. I never sleep here. I do not like it at all. It's funny that I should be scheming when I am up here in your sleep, like if there was every time but I'm not like well we are running out of things to do so if you guys have any any ideas comment them down below on the podcast and maybe we'll we'll use them in one of the upcoming videos to wake mic up well it's tough because you can only do so much to him like obviously there's plenty of crazy things that I can come up with to do to Mike but like I don't

want to do something the paintball gun was already like pretty far it wasn't even supposed to be that close can just point blank yeah but i think that was by far like that's my that was that was it's tough to go past that unless you just give us permission but then it's also like i really want i really want you guys to do one time i don't know how this would even be possible but i'd have to be really really out of it but get me on an air mattress out in the middle of the lake god that'd be amazing just like that one tv show what was that called parent trap wasn't i i've always thought about how funny that would be so you'd have to funny that would be so But you'd have to be sleeping on an air mattress, and we'd have to have a big enough crew to pick the air mattress up and put it on the lake.

And do it gently. Yeah, but the problem is you don't wake up, and chances are you'd just roll off that thing and drown. No, I would wake up if I hit the water. I don't know. You can only wake up if I'd have water. He's so tired. We end up putting a life jacket on him. Put a life jacket on?

He falls. Well, Mike, when I wake you up sometimes, you like wake up, you go like this. it's like a motor it's like an old farm vehicle starting it up started dude you gotta get it he's like dying but kind of getting some juice that's exactly how it is oh it's amazing i think we got to get him like get him to fall asleep at mark's house that's being moved getting him to fall asleep there what then we just like run in Mike the house is is moving again we just got to get Mike to fall asleep at Mark's house that's up on stilts About to be

He's moving his house If we get him Loaded enough We can go and put him in there Get Mike drunk enough Mark what do you say We have one last little hurrah At the house that we've never hung out at

While there's no running water Or electricity or any furniture or anything Yeah that'd be awesome Oh there's just conveniently There's one mattress on the ground Right by the door You're getting tired aren't you Mike Pop a squat there

Ken is the type of guy to like force somebody to go to bed though go to bed go to bed it's time like pushes you down go to bed those eyes something tells me that would not work well speaking of going to bed i think i'm going to bed right now we'll see what tomorrow brings yeah it's probably a good idea it is well before your bedtime yeah so tomorrow we're digging that pond we're going to get in the excavator one of us i want to try it for a little bit just because i've never worked an excavator same but we're digging that pond and we're going to have our own pond on our own land that no one else can use and there's it's not it's not regulated by no lifeguard either it's you don't need one it's not regulated

that you can do whatever you want we ain't letting cat tails grow oh no we can't we can't let them grow or else it's regulated we're going to have a the pond's going to be have so many jet skis in it nothing's going to be able to grow it's got a fountain in the middle and we're going to have bike sunk to the bottom. We're going to put a big jump and you go up and land. It's going to be sick. People keep going, why do you want a pond? And I'm like, why wouldn't we want a pond?

Maybe that's how we can do one last row off that Amazon bike. I've always said, though, if we ever got our own land, I just want to dig a really big hole. I don't know why, but it's just something most people can't do. So. Yeah, it might be a little bit more. Do you have a pond? Well, no. Well, we want a pond.

We got to figure out the hole. How do you get water in it first? We're going to pump it in. I already ordered a bunch of holes from Amazon, so. And then we'll just hook it up to our neighbor's faucet. Yep, exactly. The poor guy's already got two motorcross tracks on both sides of him. Who can say that they have a motor cross track on both sides of their house?

It is pretty crappy for them. I'm not going to lie. I feel very bad. And we need to go over there and offer them to ride it for free. We'll get some donuts or something for them. I was going to say a buyout or some dough oats. Pie out. They might take it.

So we got our shop and it's, we got our first track we had, our little pit bike track on the side. And then there's like a small little sliver of a lot that has a house on it. And then our other land. So this guy's dead center in between both our tracks. Bro, they've got to be like, what did we do to deserve this? That's what they're asking. I went over there and I introduced myself and I was like, hey. Oh, that's nice of you.

I just want to come and say hi and I'm your neighbor on both sides. And if you have any issues, like call me, not the cops. And I'll get it settled out. And they were like, we watch your videos. We love what you guys do. It's all good. We think it's funny. And he was like, I see you get a Lamborghini?

And I was like, come over and drive it anytime you want, Bill. What's mine is yours, man. Just trying to keep them happy. Keeping them buttered up. Dude, and I thought when you told them that, I'm like, that's a pretty good deal. Not undermining what you bringing them donuts, but like, what can you actually give them that they'd be like, that's cool. It's cool that we're neighbors with those guys.

Well, I think that's pretty cool. Yeah, like a cool experience or if they wanted to, you know, come and rip the track. Yeah. Just, I love that. Well, come over and ride whenever you want. Like, free, free of charge or whatever. They're like, we're 60 years old. We don't, we're, we have a ride.

No, no, we'll set you up. We just get them on. now pin it just right up to a jump just line them up yeah just hit it full of speed that'd be amazing anyways all right i think we uh that's all we got for today that was a late one thank you guys so much for watching and listening hit the subscribe button if you haven't already and drop a like seriously also comment down below if you have any questions for us or anything you you would like to hear us talk on thank you guys for listening we'll see you next time peace