Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV Prank Wars on Roadtrip Across America

Episode Date: April 1, 2025

In this week's episode we are on our roadtrip across America in our cheap cars. We’ve avoided near death experiences, had prank wars, and met some of the most insane characters. We dive into some of our favorite moments of what's happened over the last week and give you a sneak peak into upcoming videos. Angry people in Moab, Evan and Mike rubbing off on Dalton, losing our money in Vegas, and Going to post Malone's favorite bar! Enjoy the episode! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yeah, your first time is probably way more of a death trap. Traveling in these cars is I feel like we're getting to experience so much more. So much more. Mostly because we keep breaking down in every other towns. I would save a bag to live in a murder house. For sure. Like, I've just watched them slowly become... Or like Evan and Mike?

Yeah, Evan and Mike. Like, he is very similar to them now, you know? Stop. Do you know how fast you were going? I'm going to have to write you a ticket to my news. movie the naked gun Liam Nissan buy your tickets now

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but they were equally as rattled to see us here they were scared like the owner they were startled they were startled by Ryan because he approached him as if they were intruders yeah I told him to get the fuck out of my house I told what did they say I don't know they were

we're just like, oh, I thought you guys were checking out. I know nothing about our length of departure for how long we're saying here. So I was like, I don't know. I think we're here until tomorrow. And she's like, oh, okay. And then she's scurried out. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I was, I was thinking like we were going to be in one of those videos where like the Airbnb host is, you know, doing some weird stuff. You ever seen those? Like, there's a, it is a very strange concept. Like, do Airbnb host have to leave? Like, isn't that? No. Because like Airbnb, I think is like that where Verbo, they do have to leave. But Airbnb started as in like just like a bed and breakfast

where you come and live at somebody's house or you stay at somebody's house. And they have to make you breakfast? I think so. I think that's part of the contract. Yeah. So like I've seen these videos. I just won technically online.

It was like these girls. They're probably in high school and they're staying at some Airbnb. And you can tell it's not staged because it's just a shitty video. Like she was on Snapchat. She's like, we found a hidden room. And there was like this rug and they had like pulled it. but it just was going basically down to, like, the basement slash crawl space.

But there was, like, a rug in front of it. Then they somehow found it, and they're like, look, we're going to go down and see. And, like, they start going about halfway down. And this lady's like, sorry, sorry, sorry. The fucking host had been hiding down there. In the basement? It was just some woman sitting in the basement or crawl space or whatever you want to call it of the house, just in the dark. And, like, it scares the crap out of the girl.

It's like, ah, they run out. And then, like, I watched this little thing after. And they were like, yeah, like, the cops came and... And did what? Was it illegal? They did a bad job explaining it. Or I just can't remember. But basically, yeah, the cops came.

And I have no idea, but you just got to wonder, what was the host doing, hiding under there? Yeah. And that means that someone probably, like, helped her hide under there. Like, if she's in there and then they put the rug back over the top, like, maybe she was waiting until they'd leave and then was, like, going to try and steal some shit. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. It's just very creepy.

Or she gets off on, like, being down there while people are... Or she just needed to make some money and had nowhere else to go. Yeah, that too. Just living in the crawl space for a bit. Yeah, if she's, if she... Yeah, it depends, like, how weird the lady is. Yeah, it had me thinking about that last night. I couldn't really sleep that well last night.

And there's all these room. This is a massive house. Yeah, good job. Big boy. Kenney balled out on this one. Easily the coolest, easily the coolest Airbnb we've ever had. And it's like this huge house from, what, the 70s? late 70s it was built in on this mountain but there's rooms that have like keypad deadlocks on

them and it just says owners only and when I was laying there in this massive freaking bedroom that I'm sleeping in I'm thinking what if the owners are like in there right now or something you know because after watching that that video what do you think they do to you hang it out I don't know well then I start thinking I'm like well we're in Colorado remember there was that weird thing that happened with John Bonnet Ramsey like maybe you've never heard that oh you heard it of course heaven ass he's heard of all the tragic yeah monstrosities does happen uh there was like this little girl this happened in like the 90s she was like a pageant girl she was maybe like i don't know exactly her age she was maybe seven but lived in a very wealthy neighborhood big house anyways

i guess she was kidnapped and killed like in the middle no in their house like someone snuck in and they never found out who killed her. And, like, there's still, like, documentaries. And, like, some of the people accuse, like, maybe the father did it. So who's John Brunet? That's the girl, the little girl. Oh, that's the girl's name. Yeah.

That's like French or something. But, yeah, it's just a really tragic, sad thing. I mean, John does sound like a boy. And they never figured it out. And I'm pretty sure they're still trying to sell the house to this day. Oh, really? I think they ended up tearing it down maybe. Dude, that's probably, like, worst case, Ontario.

If you, like, invested it in a house and then something happens and somebody dies in it? Well, No one ever wants to buy a house that's, there's been a murder at. It's just bad energy. Wait, would you live in a murder house, have since you kind of like murder stories? So would you like having like, oh, this, this house comes with a story? I don't think I would say I like that at all.

Definitely don't like that, but I don't know if it would bother me that much. For real? If there was a horrific murder. Like if I felt like the locks were secure and like whoever caused the first murders wasn't going to come back and murder me, like I don't know crazy stuff happens all the time you don't feel like there'd be like a bad energy to it I mean ghosts aren't real we've been down this before like it's just a thing that happened I mean

think of would you drive down a highway there was a car accident on it is a crazy car like the dude tweaks over so much stuff like like would you go to a hospital that someone passed away in like hospitals give me the hebi jibis I mean that's different okay so that's I wouldn't live I wouldn't buy a house that someone got murdered in yeah because I would buy a house that someone died in or maybe even multiple people died in but like not murders if i could save a bag i would save a bag to live in a murder house for sure my parents old house had uh the lady before died in the house and they always thought that it was haunted because one time they showed up after being gone for a week and the microwave was running that's whack that's that is

the microwave what the microwave was running how long they set the timer for i don't know fucking One week? Yeah, I don't know. And then another time they were in there, and they'd been there for like five years or so. And I think like some picture or something fell off the wall that had been hanging there since they, like, moved in, just randomly fell off the wall. And then she died in the laundry room and something happened in the laundry room. I can't remember. Like, how'd she die?

Had a heart attack? Yeah, I think she just had like a heart attack. And that was in their house in Fargo? No, deal. Oh, right, right. Right. My old neighbor died at the bowling alley. At the bowling alley.

I think about every time we go bowling. He was there. He was an avid bowler. He bowled a perfect game, went into the bathroom to take a pee, died. Shut up. That is late. A 300? No.

Bowled a 300. What? And his buddies, they were celebrating. He's like, I got to go to the bathroom. Crazy. Walks in there, dies. At least he went out on top. Dude, actually went out on top.

He went out. Dude, there has to be something to be said about him getting so excited. It put him into, like, cardiac arrest. I agree. There was nothing left to live for after that. Perfect. Yeah, that guy really did go out on top. We're pretty big bowlers over here, but...

It actually have been. And unfortunately, our bowling alley is going to be, like, torn down. Really? Yeah. That's the only thing that we have to do in town. I know. Maybe we'll be able to go over there again and wreck it a little more before I get torn down. I think we should try and, like, buy some of the lanes and put the lanes up at the shop.

Be sweet. The problem is, like, whenever we invest in something that we normally go to go do, we don't end up using it. Or it takes over our life for like a month, like the payball machine. Right. Or even the pool table. The pool table got a lot of use at one point. Not so much anymore.

We do love bowling. It would be pretty lit to have a bowling lane. A couple bowling alleys. I feel like that's the ultimate flex. The whole crew comes over. Yeah, that'd be sick. Yeah, so we're currently sitting in Keystone, Colorado right now. We've been on like the last 10 days traveling all over the place, started in Vegas.

And then from there, we made our way to, Salt Lake City, and then from Salt Lake City to Moab. Dumont Sand Dunes, don't forget about that. Dumont Sand Dunes. And then from Moab to Keystone, Keystone to Denver. Wow, it's hard to even remember, like, all the places that we've been. We should get some omelets when we get to Denver. You think so?

I've never had a Denver omelet, and I feel like that's the perfect place. I have my first Denver omelet. What is it? That's just a standard. It's just a standard omelet name. Like, if you go to get breakfast, say you go to the cornfield down the road from the shop, They have a Denver omelet. No, but it's like, it's just like a ham and cheese omelet with peppers.

It's standard name. It was probably invented in Denver. I've read it on the menu for 30 years. Never got one. Well, let's get you one tomorrow. Yeah, it's actually been pretty fun because we've been doing this cheap car challenge, which you guys will see next week. No.

A couple weeks. It'll be a while. Couple weeks. It'll be a while. It's hands down the most footage we have ever filmed that will go into a video. There's going to be a two-part series. and each video is going to be anywhere from an hour to two hours. Yeah.

It's going to be insane. Like, it is so much. Because we have three cameras going, well, three cameras plus three GoPro. So six cameras going nonstop, pretty much. Yeah. And we've been filming it for the last week. It's not even necessarily the cameras. Like, that's pretty standard for how many cameras we normally have at a shoot.

But what it is is we have three different groups doing three different activities. And like each group's side of this could be its own. probably two videos for how much stuff we've done. So then you got three of those groups and you're trying to condense it into a two-parter just because it totally could be a three-parter. It could. We just think dragging out three weeks of one. That's almost a month.

And I don't know. We just want to condense it as much as possible and make it as good as possible. But I think it's going to be insane. It's going to be a movie. Yeah, it's going to be so good. It's going to be a movie. Dalton just said that it's 700 gigabytes of footage. Almost a TV.

This morning, someone said 500, and Dalton's like, I don't think it's 500, but it is seven. That's a lot. That's probably 75 hours worth of footage, I bet. So, yeah, so it's not going to be out for a little bit. It's just been madness. It's been awesome. You can't account for what's about to happen to you.

And we're in these cheap, shitty-ass cars trying to, to drive across the country. Speak for yourself. Your guys just broke that minivan. Anyways. It's not great. I don't want to spoil anything, but, uh. So we travel like a lot, right? I mean, this year alone, we've been in Utah, Florida, Florida, Texas, California, California, then Nevada, Utah. Anyway, so like, we've been traveling so much, right? And we do.

We just travel a bunch for the videos. But this is like such a different way of capturing the travel because when we're traveling, we're not. filming like hopping in the truck and driving to the next spot or loading up the trailers and hopping on a plane yeah we're hopping on a plane really but this is like we are filming every step of the way dude and it is and that's exactly why is because like if the cameras aren't rolling oh nice of you to join us come on how nice of you to shower come on how good shower in three weeks i know i'm feeling good what's up you guys if the cameras aren't rolling you miss something because something happens every five minutes our team's been pulled over twice already but he was in the

back of a cop car yeah spennie was in the back of the cop car briefly oh my gosh it's Canadian really they were threatening deportation I gave the guy a couple hundred bucks and we were on our way you paid him off yeah unreal and also we're we're just together like our team is together like the whole day all night and then getting through whatever we're getting through together right and And so it's been some real bonding time with the boys. Some amazing team bonding, man. I don't think you guys for taking out our front seat because me and Ken got a lot closer.

You're welcome. You're welcome. Something for these guys to look forward. Yeah, there's been a lot of pranks. There's been a lot of pranks. A lot of prank wars and let me tell you, traveling across country and our piece of crap car. I just look, 1300 miles.

Yeah. You get used to it pretty quick, actually. And then like you just, you know, you're chilling in the thing. Yeah. And then I hopped in the truck with Gavin for like a brief stint. to go something and i was like shit dude same my car's brakes got so hot because of something that happened before i blew the brakes and then when we were driving through the mountain pass the brakes just completely uh war down to the rotors right so the the the brake pins we're just

going straight on to the rotor and so gab goes dude i got to take a dump i got to take a dump got to take a poop fellas and i'm like and and we're like an hour from keystone here and i'm like bro all right all right because we have to fill our car up like once a year so like we're not pulling into gas stations very often right and i'm like all right we'll pull over so we pull in and i hop out i run in uh to go and get a water and ken comes in with his phone like this and goes dude you got to come out here see this and i go oh no that's never good and i come out and i walk out the doors the doors open up of the gas station and i see smoke billowing out from behind our car keep in mind our car is sitting next to the gas pump oh my god

And I'm like, oh, fuck, this thing's about to start on fire, right? So I run over there. Sure enough, the brakes got so hot. They melted the valve stem inside of our wheel. Never heard of anything happening like that. That just also shows the year of our vehicle. It's from the 80s, but hey, she made it here. She's all the way in Keystone.

So the wheels got so hot that it melted the valve stem, and then the valve stem was just cooked along with my rear brakes that were cooked, right? and so I quickly like drove it away on a flat tire so it didn't start on fire next to a gas pump wasn't trying to be that guy and then we were like calling everywhere because like every store was closed it was Saturday night at like seven or six o'clock and thankfully Walmart came through but and they were like yeah we've never seen this before we've changed a ton of tires and we've never seen they were shocked yeah they were shocked but I was driving the GMC just like down the road to Walmart And I was like, this is the nicest vehicle I've ever driven before.

I was like, I can't believe this thing has power. Like, it gets you up and going. And you're not worried about a car coming from half a mile away, rear-ending you. We really cannot relate because our vehicle is too nice. It drives so nice. Yours drives really nice as well. It rides great. We got a bent wheel.

We got a bent wheel. So you can imagine what that's like. Might have had something to do with what we've been doing. All the way across the country. It wasn't good to begin with, but the bent wheel, that's when it really got bad. Well, now you know how I felt for the past seven years driving a first-gen, man.

You kind of just get used to it. So that's how I made it work. That's what I kind of said is you just get eventually. You're pretty used to it and we're chilling. But then once you get something new, it's like a whole other world. It's the best thing ever. It feels like you're driving a Cadillac every time you hop in something else. Yeah, and Gad did say that because I was like, dude, I just,

I can't, look at how nice this steering wheel is. and my steering wheel in our cheap car is like this big right like they used to make steering wheels way bigger than they need to be so i hopped in and it felt like i was driving like an f1 car like because the wheel was so little yeah i was like dude i feel like i'm driving a race car right now steering a boat right there man steering a boat but gab was like dude this is how i felt when i got a new truck i've been driving that piece of shit well you didn't say piece of shit i shouldn't say that easy on that the first gen for the last eight years well seriously i mean that's a great thing if you're 16 years old and you got a crappy truck right now appreciate the heck out of it and keep loving that because you know you'll get

used to it and then when you get a newer truck in 10 years it's going to be the best thing ever fellas it's all about perspective exactly i was like i thought my first vehicle was like crappy too but looking back after all the actual crappy vehicles we've you know bought and destroyed it was an awesome like really nice vehicle the one that you got rear-ended in the jeep no i rear-ended the second yeah yeah i didn't get rid i did the rear-ending yeah that's right yeah 1996 jeep Grand Cherokee thing was honestly awesome but yeah you just don't appreciate it when you're young you're like man this thing's old you know the thing was probably what 20 years old at time but I thought it was crappy but I just didn't know right you got your whole life to get nice car so

you got to just appreciate the shitty ones because it makes the nice ones feel even better every day I mean I hop in 20 I hop in my 2013 comments and I am seriously just electrified every time dude I should not be able to own that truck either I'll tell you guys that right now wait why because it's so much power dude I mean every turn I'm just putting it sideways blowing smoke all over the place doesn't it have less power than your first gen currently it does but it's probably sitting right around 400 which is still plenty enough to get yourself in trouble it probably can put it down though you know not that his first gen can't yeah your first gen is probably way more of a death trap oh it once you learn how to shift you'll be

putting the power down why do you keep giving me so much crap for that man i feel like i'm a decent manual clutch driver everyone has seen the videos of you trying to shift well i mean the first couple tries was a little wonky, but I got the hang of it. It's just so, like, exaggerated. Dude, it feels like I'm driving a race car. It feels like you literally gave me a race car. Of course. I'm going to go ham on that bad girl. Fair enough.

Of course. Yeah. That's true. I understand you, because, like, whenever I start driving spiritedly, everything's out the window. It's just a free spirit, man. It's not even Gavin driving anymore. Like, who is it? Shred 80. Shred 80 behind the wheel.

Wait, Gap, so now that you've been driving, this diesel, car. Are you feeling like you want a car now? Like you've been a truck guy. Dude, I am hooked on D300 Mercedes for life now, man. You really can't beat that motor. It's a million mile motor and it's in car form. So it's basically the earlier version of a 12 valve. It's how I like to

look at it. Is it? Kind of. A lot less power off the gate, but you could just turn it up by the pump and she's ready to rip. I will say when you guys pulled up in your freaking 1980s Mercedes diesel car. You weren't surprised. I wasn't I wasn't that surprised.

I was like, of course. This guy really must be a good talker to get these guys to do this. But I didn't think you were going to make it even halfway to where we're going. And it has surprised me in that fashion. I cannot believe that it's actually still running. I thought it was just going to be a nightmare for you guys. Like, you're constantly going to be breaking down. I mean, they kind of have been.

No, no. Not really, though. The motor's strong. The motor's strong. The motor's strong. And so, I mean, that's pretty awesome. I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

I was wrong. I was wrong. Thank you, brother. Yeah, I don't know. Like, Gavin just, like, took the reins, and me and Ken, like, led him. Well, we checked out a couple other cars, and we hit, yeah, that just was complete junker. We had two terrible options. I'm going to be honest.

Or the other cars you were thinking. Well, dude, we were, we were looking at a, actually the same Jeep that CJ used to have it, like a 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Yep. But we showed up. The kid was a sub. He couldn't believe that we were there. there to buy it. He was so surprised when we showed up. The first thing I asked him was,

do you think we should buy this thing? And the kid selling it goes, oh, oh, my God. It was not for sure. Not a good. And we hopped in it, and it was just like the classic lifted Jeep. And it would kind of just like track. Yeah. It was on a four inch lift. Yeah, it was on a four inch lift. And it was kind of just like track over. You know, you think that you're driving straight. And then next thing you know, it's like track. Yeah. And then it's like kind of got a little bit roll to it and it was shifted terribly yeah so it was like all right are we taking this one or the 1980s mercedes which was mint when we started with it i mean besides it wasn't a good condition dude i can't wait for you guys to see the guy that we bought it from

character and a half straight from omania dude and this guy was awesome yeah the first thing he said when when he hopped in the back seat with ken he wouldn't let him test drive it alone oh wait for this no we wanted him to come with oh okay so him and can hop in the back seat i'm in the front with Gavin and the first thing he says we didn't ask he goes I never got roadhead in this thing out of nowhere dude just out of nowhere he looks all right did he not in the 80s mercedes but never even considered it at that point because he looked over at ken and said it oh maybe he was trying to get a last go that's what i was wondering i kind of looked in the back like what do we got going on here yeah he was hilarious though eric so that's why and honestly we were just like ah let's just go

with the Mercedes because it'll be way funnier for the video and honestly I kind of want to go and see that guy again bring him his car back you and I both no no no because we went there first and then went and looked at the other one and I was like that first guy was way funnier let's just go ahead let's go and see him again we've met a lot of funny characters on this trip I think one of my favorites though was Gavin's grandpa

grandpa Troy man dude that guy it just makes so much sense why you are the way you are I appreciate that man I take a lot of honor in that And then, I don't know if I can talk about it on here, but I guess we are in Colorado. But the crates of marijuana he had. Yeah, just tub. He had tubs. He had more square footage dedicated to growing pot than he did for living. That's just grab a toy for you, fellas.

I mean, he's just living high on life and right. And literally, and high on other things. Yeah. What a character. Guy was in great shape, though. I mean, you can tell he's staying in the gym and having fun. I don't know if you did you watch him ride, though? Did you ride the one wheelie?

Yeah, he's 60 and he's riding a fucking three-wheeler. He's doing wheelies and stuff. He's burning out. Yeah. I think that's in good shape, in my opinion. Bit of a cheeseburger locker on him. He was 60 years old. He went cliff jumping.

He likes his two or likes to. He texts him and see if you can get that video. Yeah, dude, he showed me a video from two years ago. He was up doing some cliff jumping. He's like, I could do a gainer. I was like, what are he talking? Yeah, what are you talking about? You can do a gainer?

Next thing, you know, he flubby. He flips the most flawless garner. He had a flawless garner. Oh, dude, it's beautiful. Hair flowing. Hair flowing and everything. He's an athlete. That's the bottom truth.

100%. I say that's exactly where I got it from, man. I think you're going to be like that, Gavin, just not with the marijuana. Right. And I want to be in a little bit better shape. My plan is to live to at least 100. Yeah.

Yeah. Why would you even want to live that long? Why not, man? I'm loving life. Keep having fun as long as three was around. Yeah, man, that's Cheeto. I got a coming. I keep where to know.

What, you think that's Cheeto? Living. This guy. wants to live. A hundred years of having fun. Have you seen the condition that most people are in after the age of 90? Well, dude, I think I figured out a hack, man. I'm just going to stay in the gym and I'm going to keep a big smile on my face.

And I think that's going to get me there. Dude, no one's ever thought of that. Well, shit. I'm the first one then. It is true, though. All the old people that they interview in the chair, it's like, what did you do to stay so young? And they're like, oh, just smoke a cigarette and have a Diet Coke every day. Like, they're always doing stuff.

They aren't like, oh, I ate kale salad. They look pretty rough. You know, when you get past that 80 mark, I don't know. I don't know how much pleasure there is in that. Is all your pleasure in life, but how you look? No, no, no. I know. I mean, you can't move.

You can't even wipe your own ass. I can't feed yourself. You're crippled up. I feel like if I keep moving around enough and I keep pushing myself as hard as I keep pushing myself, I'll never make it. For that, too. I'm going to make it to 100 or I'm going to die trying. Shit.

Wait, what years are old is true? He's built tough, dude. He's going to live. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. What's you say? What year's your oldest three-wheeler? Oldest three-wheeler is 1979.

79. So you just got to make it another like 54 years. Yeah, I'll be right there with it. And then your three-wheeler's are 100 years old. Isn't that insane to think about? I mean, I'm dealing with 40-year-old technology, and it's still just kicking ass. Wow. I'm dealing with.

What was that? What was that? What year was the bike you just bought from, well, kicked Grandpa Troy and the nuts for? That's 1974. XL 70, man. At least you got that to look forward to. That one's closer. That's so clean.

51 years old. You can't kill a Honda. The thing was meant. I mean, I'm proud of a dirt bike. I think it's a nice addition to your collection. I'm kind of nervous about it. Yeah,

and don't have too many things with two wheels. I have a 2024 pit bike and I have a 1974 XL 70. Dude, that 1974 XL 70, when they built it, they didn't have a guy like you in mind. They didn't build guys like you back then. They didn't. They didn't. They were just slender and slim.

They were a lot smaller, I'll tell you that, man. They didn't have weight rooms, like, and protein powder. They're just not built to take a fall. I'm definitely going to see what kind of falls that thing can take. I'll tell you that. Probably tomorrow. Mike's going to snap in, too. He's going to be so twisted up.

I'm worried that it's going to get stuck in you. You're going to stand up to get off. I hope that doesn't happen. It does have a wide seat. It has a wide seat. You should be all right. A wide load on there, yeah. Yeah, so we're basically on our final stretch of this trip.

The 10-day-long trip So tomorrow we'll wake up And we will drive to Gavin's House in Denver And then it's going to end With the Demo Derby And the winner gets to drive through The double-wide, right?

No driving through my double-wide, please, fellas Dude, that's humble the bow, dude That's my humble abode What does the winner get, though? Because technically, I got it Oh, you do have something? Yeah Okay, perfect, perfect.

Nice. But you already got it for yourself or we just got to play. No, no, no. I mean, I got it. We just got to pick it up. Going too in depth on that, but basically your car is made of a thousand percent steel.

Thank you. Let's not forget about the bull bar. The other team has. That is actually uncalled for. That's my biggest car now. I don't know if that's legal. We've been dealing with that bull bar all week. We're going to weld like a bunch of things onto it.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Let's break out the welder. A big hammer is going to come up. Then a sock. Yeah, right? Cut the car in half. What do you mean, Ryan? The bull bar is going to give you guys issues?

Yeah. What? Like how? In the way, it just extends the car. We've been dealing with this bull bar all week. What do you mean? It's Benny piled it up and blew out our radiator and stuff. I think if we want to make it fair, we have to take your bowl bar off or we all get bull bars.

You have to take your bumpers off then, dude. Yours are right. You have a freaking wrap around metal bumpers. I'm on the most disadvantaged team, and I think it's legit because they bought the car. the way that it is, which makes it fair. Everyone has suffered in their own way. We have not suffered one bit. Exactly.

So why are we supposed to feel bad for you? I don't think I was asking anyone to feel bad for us. I said you have an advantage because of a bull bar. That's all. But you know you're done for in the demo. No, that's what you think. I do have faith because Evan knows how to demo derby. He does.

Aim for the weak points. Okay. Aim for the weak points. And he knows to fight with the back of the car, not with the front. There's some things there for sure But actually that reminds me I got to figure I got to take our crash sensor out

Yeah that'd be a shame Yeah we do got to airbag delete kits For the whole well you don't have to worry about that Exactly I hate to tell you But that 80s Mercedes doesn't really have many Week points out so good luck finding them Dude is the thing's gonna have like one ding in it

At the end of the thing That's what I'm saying I'm gonna be taking you to turn next week Exactly yeah Yeah Gavin's planning on daily in this thing afterwards It's still running you better bet you're gonna see me in church on Sunday in that thing. I'll tell you that right now. Well, we're all going to pack up and leave. We're going to hop on a flight and leave,

and you're going to have three cars sitting at your place. So you can do whatever you want with them. You do get the scrap metal form. Do I really? Or you can drive them. I think you should build a three-wheeler jump over the car, some evil-cneville stuff. That'd be pretty sick. You could use them as monster jam. Oh, no, not a three-wheeler jump. A new motorcycle jump. No. Oh, new dirt bike jump. I don't feel comfy. Do you think this guy is evil can-eval? What I'm saying?

Was evil can-eval in the 80s? Oh, yeah, he was all through the 80s, 90s. I'm sure a little bit of a 30, maybe you need to start dressing like him. So did I? Yeah, I mean, you're kind of a evil. He looks more like Robbie Canebel than evil can be. I was dressed like evil caneval today. Good God, where are you ever, Ken?

How you doing, Ken? So bad. What's wrong, Ken? He tried to grind a box today. Are you kidding me? He tried going across a box and I gave him just one piece of advice. I said, keep your skis straight. What's he do?

Tries the pizza on the box. Are you, you ate shit? Straight to his knee, dude. I thought his ACL was gone. He also, the knee, Ken. He went so slow. He basically came to a complete stop,

and then his legs just. I go, all you got to do, Ken, is keep your skis straight. What's he do? Pizas. He knows.

He's got weak knees. I know he does. That's why I was trying to give him advice. Poor dude was asking for my knee braces before we went, too. I didn't have him to give, though. Ken texted me today at 4.05 p.m. You got any Advil on hand?

Question mark? Oh, my God. I said, No, you good he said so good baby so good that's a good answer that's a good answer can i told you guys i'm rubbing off on ken pretty well right now you whoa whoa whoa what happens in the backseat of that mercedes we're not talking about that part but ken's been in a really good mood lately i'll tell you guys that gavin's keeping him real happy do you guys take turns or how does that work chill pro no we're

just doing so good back there it's like Ben's driving around He's driving with those two in the back seat. It's Gavin. I should ask Ken, it's the completion. You know, you'll just have to watch the footage to find out. Check out the GoPro footy. Filming it. That's wild.

Yeah. I don't know if we can put that on YouTube. We kept it a little PG-13, maybe a little rated R, but that's all right. You two and a Honda in the back seat, man. Oh, man. Yeah, thankfully, we picked up the Honda on the way back. That made for a shittier ride, though, considering we couldn't tape up our back window. Got a little hairy coming over the veil pass.

it wasn't honestly that bad granted i was in the front since we're talking about the blowout window i couldn't help but almost cry laughing watching you guys going down the highway and you and ken's big ass head poor vet bet can't see anything

this is what it looks like at my review mirror i look out the mirror right and all i got ken's big head on the left Gavin's big head on the right and then this freaking motorcycle that Gavin had to buy Freaking mortarback like that. Gorgeous Honda. Strapped down in the middle of them, right?

It's just a complete blind spot. It's just as good as not having a back window. Sorry about that. No, I think it was hilarious. My favorite part about this trip is because normally whenever we travel, we do everything together. So whatever experience,

like we all have it in our own different way, normally, you know, it's like you two talking to the guy who's talking about not getting roadhead in the back of his car. But like, I'm just kind of sitting away like 10 feet watching it happen.

But you would have been there for it. But I would have been there for it. Yeah. But now three different groups, kind of four with Gavin Eelan driving their fucking truck around. But like we have three different experiences of every day. So it's like we meet up together. And then there's this story time of everybody sharing what the fuck happened during their day. We actually don't sit on our phones for dinner. I don't think we have something to talk about it's so good.

Yeah. It's so fun. I can't wait for you guys to see the clips of the DNR guy from our campsite, dude. Oh my gosh. The campsite host was a hoot and a half. And I'm sure your teams are just like ours. You know, obviously we're maybe sending a few bluffs here and there and we have stuff you guys still have no idea about.

And I'm just like, man, when this stuff goes to the editing block, it's going to be crazy. Yeah. It's kind of frustrating not be able to talk about it right now. Yeah. I think there's just so much. Yeah, there's so much. It really is. I mean, we could just go on.

I mean, seriously, to your point, like no phones at dinner, which is just a. It's, you know. Well, yeah, I'm like, I'm always excited to hang out with you guys, but like I'm excited to hear about your day. Like, I know when everybody rolls in, you're going to get like what happened throughout the day. And normally it's something that just makes absolutely no sense because of what we're driving. Makes zero sense. I'll tell you that. None of this trip has made sense.

I'll tell you that right now, man. I think also another favorite part about it is just the sheer amount of people that we've confused, whether that be us crashing into each other or running. around in weird outfits and this and that like i mean my car or our car driving down the road has in itself gone viral in a way like every single car we drive by is filming us really every single yes with the with the bike with the can on the front and then with uh the coal coming out the hood like every and no window being able to see right no right through the car yeah yeah and no front seat and no front seat every part of the car is hilarious right so every time somebody drives up next to us, they're either filming or they're just pointing and laughing.

Since you guys both have cars, there's something about seeing dudes in a car where they're sitting in the backseat with no tint. It's just like, it looks like you're up to. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just like, what are these guys up to? No good. No good. Yeah. I'd say we're so good, Ken, huh? We're having fun. So good, baby. No, but even if you are, it doesn't look like you're up to any good. No, you're right about that. A little change of top. here, but can somebody explain this whole, like, internet trend of, like, people meming the guy that wakes up and puts his face in, like, the cold water and, like, wakes up at 3 a.m. and then, like, have you guys seen that? That's all I see on my, like,

TikTok and Instagram, yeah. I mean, I saw him, like, organically the dude, and then I was just like, is this real? You know, everyone basically said the same thing. They watch it and go, like, this is, I think it's just rage bait to an extent. Can we pull the clip up? I think half of us don't know what you're talking about. Basically, just this guy. guy who has a crazy morning routine, and he, like, gets up at 3.45 a.m. and he's, like, rinsing his face in special water. Like, Mr. Beast just posted one. Yeah, and now it's just a trend to, like...

And then it's everyone, like, doing it with, like... Kind of stupid. But he, like, dips his face in, like, some fancy water and with ice. And now everyone's doing, like... I mean, they're just faking it. They'll say it, like, 3.59 in the morning. They're... You guys should do one with your...

Show Evan one here. It's whack. All right, he's brushing his teeth, pouring up the water. Looks like some shit Dalton would be doing. I like the push-ups. Is this going viral? This guy's disciplined. Yeah, I think it's rage bait.

Like, he's just doing it, putting those time stamps on there. I mean, clearly he's a disciplined fella. I think he's actually doing it, but he's doing it to piss people out. Yeah, exactly. Do I have to finish watching it? No. Wait, I want to keep seeing what he's doing. 7.30?

It's not. We told me to 7.30? Holy fuck. Taking a swim. This is unreal. Oh, 6.4 million likes? Yeah. Gavin.

Gavin wakes up at 3.30 tomorrow morning. Just starts doing stuff. The exact same routine. Yeah, you should do one where you wake up. And then you, like, wipe your eyes. Go get a pop. And you just take his shit and go back to bed. Yeah.

That'd be pretty funny. Just shows them on the joint. Go get a chocolate milk real fast. Back to bed until 11. I'm so doing that's actually funny you do that. I will. That's awesome. No, you just do it and go out to your garage and just sat like 8.59 start tinkering with the three-wheeler and then it just moved to like 8.59 p.m. Still tinkering on the three-wheeler? What a stupid routine that was though. What was that? I mean, just drink a glass of water and go hit the gym, man. You don't use all that. You know what I'm saying? I think that Mike.

I kind of think he wants to make content. That's why he's doing it. Good for him. He killed it on that video apparently. Yeah, I think if you started running that morning routine, you would look like that, though. He crashed up for the rest of the day by noon if you started like that. You're not wrong. 3.45?

How many Celsius is you think you'd have to have during that? We're talking 5, 6. I mean, maybe even 7. Normally we keep it at 3. We keep it at 3. Normally 2. Do you switch up? Can you imagine your Celsius?

Can you imagine a dad look like this? One day, man. That's the goal. Give me 5 years. You have to shave your chest, dude. can't be doing that. What are you talking about? No way. Yeah, no way. That's what the girls love running their fingers through? I mean, yeah, there's nothing to swirl. Really? Really? What girls? I just spent the last 10 days with you. You talk such a big game and I've seen the

worst performance imaginable. I'm still out there having fun. I'm talking to the girls, getting their numbers. I'm just setting myself up for in the future. I don't need any one night. Yeah, no one night stands. We're just looking for the future girl right now. What were you doing in the courtyard the other night? That's a whole other story, F. Oh, let me hear this. It wasn't good, man. You know, I have a slight love for hippie chicks, and we were in Moab, land of the hippies. A lot of hippies of Moab.

A lot of hippies. Dude, a lot of douchebags. Dude, so many just dickheads, I would say. I've never seen it like that. I think I don't know what that was about. Yeah, what are you? Maybe I was running around looking too redneck. Sorry, guys, but it might have been my fault.

No, it was everyone. Everyone had some kind of, like, bad and gowner. Sorry, we kind of derailed from yours, but yeah, in Moab, there were so many dicks. A lot of dicks, but I love the hippie girl still. and you know we just hung out nothing crazy like i said i just got her number maybe future date moab you could have pasta pretty it's always the pasta damn right the gabin told me pasta jays was his favorite place on earth i personally love the pasta but did did i hear some hints of food poisoning or some upset tummies well that was jokes because we all drank

like 97 beers after we ate the pasta and then we blame the pasta the pasta was actually amazing i'm glad you were joking because you said it's so serious that i just walked way thinking, man, Evan is delusional. You know, you had so many beers that night and then you wake up and the one, man, I feel like shit. I think that pasta we ate last night. There was something wrong. I go, this guy is delus.

I'm not even going to talk to him about. As he went through drinking every single beer they had. Yeah, you cleared a whole row. It needs clarification that you had one of all the beers on the shelf, right? Yeah. So, I mean, we met a really cool Canadian in Moab who helped us out at time. He rode with us. He helped us out.

And, uh, shout out Zach. Shout out Zach, eh. Oh, his name was Eric. Shit. I was telling the girls all night. His name was Eric. Dude. And then at the end of the night, he just started telling people he was also Gavin.

Yeah, he did start going with that. Either way. Yeah, he thought that you were just messing with him, calling him Eric. So then he was just like, oh, I'm going to start telling people my name's Gavin. Apparently this is a joke between me and Gavin. like we mess up each other's names. He's so serious about it. I don't really get it in how it's funny, but I had no clue.

Sorry, Zach. Neither way I said, I feel like I owe him a couple beers because he helped me out a lot that day. I was like, what do you want to drink? What kind of beer? And we looked and there were 12 different beers lined up across the shelf. We looked at each other and thought, what if we just started on one end and quit when we get to the other?

And we did it. Just finished it. It's like when you used to take the pop cup and go and get one. one of everything. That's what's going on in your belly. You are really good at trolling, man. Yeah, you had me thinking I dislocated your shoulder. No, you didn't do anything.

Well, we were running up in the hotel room, and next thing you know, Evan's cooking by me, so, of course, I have to stick my foot out. Evan just slams on the ground. That's funny. Oh, dude, dude, dude, he went on for like five minutes just laying in the hall. I go, Mike, come help me out.

Come help me out. Oh, God. Mike even's like, what are you doing, bro? What are you doing? After five minutes of messing with us. Oh, that's okay, it's okay. And then pulled another prank. We're not going to talk about what he did.

How the hell are you doing? That's a funny prank, Gav, because Evan would have done that to you. Oh, 100% he would have. I did do it. Oh, the tripping part. Yeah, the tripping part. I do. Yeah, remember that one time we had, uh, Spenny pushed you over when I was picking up my

corridor in the parking lot? That was a parking lot. I remember when you table taught me, yeah. That was funny, though. Spenny pushes you so hard. You immediately. immediately attack me. I know.

I thought me and Spenny were friends. I don't know where that came from. I just love when anything gets just a little bit too out of hand with you, Gab. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, yeah. yeah, Spini's parents were there, Canadians, and, uh, man, we were tearing up the dance floor with Spennies. Dude, mostly Spenny's dad was electric.

Dude, it was actually so late. Nobody has seen those moves. When he was hitting, like, the shark fin across the dance floor. Real, dude. Got me fired up. Yeah, I'd never seen that. Yeah, I'd never seen that before, but it was, it was great. We had a fun time.

Best time ever, man. He really set the tone. Next thing you know, all the boys are out on the dance floor, just having a time. Love Glenn. Glenn, you're the man. Leonard, Scannard. When you threw me under the bus? I, I, hi.

This was funny, too. So I, uh, I, uh, I have the app on my phone for the jukebox, and I hijacked it fast-passing a bunch of nickel back, one after another, after another, after another. Like, you put the nickelback to the first. Yeah, time six or seven or eight. Yeah, that's a spenny move right there. I was spending out with him. He might have encouraged it.

But it was definitely a movie. And this chick comes up after like five, six nickelback songs. And she looks at the jukebox. She's like, I played this so long ago. And now it's like at the bottom, what's going on? And I'm like, yeah, some asshole played a bunch of nickelback. And Gavin immediately points it. me, he's like, he's that asshole.

He played the nickelback. What did she say then? She turned around and left. Walk back to her boyfriend with a scowl on her face. Leave it to the people of Moab to not like nickel back. Yeah, seriously. What a great place, though, though. I mean, you got to love Moab.

It's like a whole other planet, but it's heaven on Earth. Yeah, it was actually so awesome. Wasn't it? It was good. I love spending, like, I'm glad we got to spend a couple nights there. You know, now I feel like I really know my way around. Well, yeah, because normally we're just so in and then we're out. Yeah, that's the other thing, too.

about like traveling in these cars is I feel like we're getting to experience so much so much more mostly because we keep breaking down in every other town so yeah you really yeah it's really boots on the ground especially you guys you guys hit the bars in Utah what was that like bars have been great every place we stop we yeah we stopped a couple places there's subs there good vibes in Utah though in Utah everywhere yeah is that where you guys went when you met those kids with the wide pants I mean that was McDonald's can you pop that video up of those. I still can't quite wrap my white trousers. Let me see this. That shit was wild.

Those were some parachute pants if I've ever seen. They weren't even parachute. Parachute pants. No, they were just wide denim. What's the point of that? I'd like to see Evan wearing pants like that. You'd think how funny that look. I mean, it was like what, the late 90s, early 2000s, the Jinkos, and they're coming back. I don't think any of these kids were actually running JNCOs, but they were the same style. It was bizarre. Too much, man. Too much.

But no, we ended up at some bar that apparently the bartender told us was like Post Malone's spot when he's in Utah. You're kidding. Because it's the bar that most reminds him of his favorite bar from Tennessee or wherever. Texas? Texas. But I don't know. It was just cool. It was like a big garage.

But it was a bar, I don't know. Post Malone there. The best one was still when we went to just this dive dive dive bar. You know, when everyone looks at you, when you go in, you can tell they're all local as it gets and they all look at us. Northside vibes. And we made friends with them, and it was, yeah, it was very much Northside vibes. And rough working class. I don't know.

It's just funny. We were just making friends with them. And next thing, you know, we're in the back with, like, the walking cooler and the extra kegs and all the other supplies. Very dive bar. We're playing hacky sack with, like, half the people in the bar. We were scared that Spenny and Dalton went to go check out the back patio. They don't come back for 10 minutes. And we're like, oh, man, are they getting rolled up back there?

You know, Dalton running his mouth. They're getting in trouble. We go back. there and there's literally 10 people in a circle playing hacky sack and of course we hopped I don't know I don't know that was like when we were running hacky sack on the strip in Vegas legendary get a hockey sack stint for a while yeah we got fire that back up again it's pretty wholesome it is period of C boys yeah good clean fun yeah how did you guys all end up in Vegas I was $125 I was there whoa I was up way more I was up way more and I said I was going to be

done and I was up like two grand or something like that and then I fucking just said I want to gamble I'm like smart ass How you guys all end up in Vegas I got hurt I flew there I'm always a smart ass

I actually ended up down probably like 600 bucks yeah that must be nice yeah how much did you go down have you know

a couple of heaters here and there kind of fell apart at the end how much a story is all this time couple of bones 3,000

no two yeah That's not okay, Ev. 2K. That's like two three-wheelers right there. You know that. Yeah, you do.

He does. Yeah, but it's anyone that gambles knows. Like, you got to put in, like, the less you put in, the less you even have a chance to win. You got to play the game, Gav. You're not good at playing the game, apparently. On this trip. All right, fair enough. I don't lose every single time, just most of the time.

I've never seen you win. Yeah, I haven't seen it either. I think everyone did pretty bad, and Spenny did really bad. Every time I, every time I, every time I, see spennie he'd be coming up to dude the kid needs a little cash advance maybe you got any cash for the kid yeah it's Canadian freaking card wouldn't work at the ATM so he's asking everybody for cash I'm like oh didn't CJ just give you 300 bucks bro gone he pulled up on me I'd already been playing roulette for a while and I was kind of maintaining up and down say like a $300

window I'd hit a few lose a few spenny sits down hits like four or five in a row is up big chips everywhere doesn't even know what to do with him so he just bets all of them and loses everything he was in and out so fast went from such a low to such a high to rock bottom yeah it's insane that's the shitty part about gambling man you can be up really high and then two seconds later dude 100 that's how it goes I went into the last night we sat down at this like a baccarat table with our friend that knows how to play baccrat and we're just like I lost my winnings. And we're just like, dude, hey, we're rolling with you.

We're rolling with you. And there's a $100 box round table. So like every hand had to be a minimum $100, right? We were like progressive betting. So if you lose, you just double down. And if you lose that one, you double that one down. Eventually, we're doing $800 hand. Yeah.

Oh. You can't lose forever. Exactly. That's the theory. But you can run out of money. But you can run out of money. And that's what we did. So at one point,

At one point, I was up like two grand on this table, and I didn't walk because CJ fucking sat down next to me because he didn't play for the first 45 minutes. I know. I fucked up. And then you lost my, I lost my money. It was so stupid. So I'm on like two grand. I'm ready to walk. CJ finally goes, all right, I guess I'll play. And he puts in like a thousand bucks in like within four minutes. We both lost all of our money. That is not good, dude. I regret that. I sat down for two seconds. I saw you guys were doing $100.

hands took right the heck off the problem is if i wouldn't have played i would have had regret of not playing and yeah there was three options it would have been two of them had regret if i either didn't play or if i lost it which i did but the third would have been if i would have played and we would have gone up more and then i would have been real happy you were up like a grand one too two grand up cj i know but i still walked away 125 up so still you know and then i i sent some flowers to Alex, which cost it $120. So $5 up, pretty good time. I'm right.

I told Alondra, I said, whatever I win, I will spend on you. Would you win? I'm down about $1,500 bucks. It sounds like a lose-lose. So she actually owes you. Send Alondra an invoice for that. Send her a better request. Yeah.

On my Snapchat story, I actually have a picture of Evan standing at a roulette table, just eager. You can just see, it's really like, his ears are pricked up. He's having a good time. and then the next shot is him at an ATM putting his card in getting more cash yeah that happened i just would watch him go tough place i know but it was so hard because we were with that friend and then someone else he knew and i watched him win like 15 grand playing baccarat and i went wow this looks really fun well ryan when you got a lot more cheddar in your pocket to keep progressive betting

you're eventually going to win you're eventually going to win but at some point you run out of money and after we had all just lost all of our money the like pit boss came up what to do she goes you guys shouldn't do this like you shouldn't be betting the way that you were betting like i get the whole progressive betting like you're going to win eventually but you just ran out of money so you didn't really think that through so next time don't do that and we sat up and we're like why didn't you tell us that five minutes ago the pit boss rolls man you know that i didn't like that spot because it so it's in the high limit room and they were like the pit bosses were like Asian and that's fine that's fine that they're Asian but they were speaking in in a different

language and like kind of like laughing and you could tell they were talking about us I'm sure like yeah that one in the in the hat that's backwards it was stupid idiot you know like probably so then like it threw off my game because I'm like they're making fun of me like you know I'm trying to just play like it kind of made me not have a good time but now you know next time to just walk we're talking shit in other languages. Just don't even play. That's what I should have done. What did that one pit boss tell you, Spenny, you had rocks in your head?

He pulls his phone out on the roulette table. He's on it. He goes, no phones. So he just puts it below the table and then. It proceeds to keep texting. And then she yells at him and he's like, well, I'm from Canada. Canada, we can do it? And she's like, we're in USA.

Do you have rocks in your head? Like, I don't know. So what do we got brewing for tonight? we got chef spennie on the steaks it's it's smelling like is he out there grilling him up right now dude he's beating the meat currently yeah tenderizing it yeah why don't you go help him beat the yeah you've been doing it in the back time for a while that was good that was actually really good man why is ken blushing right now can chill yeah just windburned he says we're doing better man we're starting to figure it out cj's his vice

really been helping me on a lot of ways. Oh, really? Have you actually been doing my advice with the pelvis? When have you been putting that advice to work? 100%, dude. Thank you, bro. You haven't even talked to a woman since you got that advice. Between Texas and Vegas, I was home for two nights. One of the nights I got lucky.

And it actually lasts a lot. Did she like it better? No, she loved it. Yeah, it was a great. This is what I was saying. There was actually a lot of people actually said thank you to me for giving that advice. And then there was a few people that like, CJ's a fucking idiot.

He doesn't even know what he's talking about. No, you know what you're talking about me. So I'm glad that I could help. If one more person tells CJ this, he's probably going to write a book. Bro, I should.

I think he's shot on the Palsis method by C.J. Lonsor. That's what we call it. Like an Instagram group. Or like kind of leaning over a table. Bro, I'll be like I have over a dozen success stories. But anyways,

back to beating the meat. So Spenny, dude, this guy is like a, freaking professional chef, apparently. You know, he... Bro, gonna make the best wife. Yeah. Well, he's a, he kind of is.

So he's obviously a professional motocross racer. And when he's back in Canada, his girlfriend, she is like a, like a business woman. And, you know, Spenny's got more of like a loose schedule because he gets to just, you know, he trained. Schedule's not the only thing that's loose.

Yeah. But anyway, so he does a lot of cooking at home for her. What? That's rude. This dude's with on the trip. This dude. Dude. I'm called for F. Chill, bro. Chill, chill. So anyway, Spenny makes up eggs Benedict this morning and some pancakes, some potatoes. And now he's doing dinner.

This is great because it's saving us a ton of money. And also, it tastes better than going out. That was a mean Egg's Benedict, though. I'll tell you that. It's the first time I ever had it homemade. Killer, Spenny. Pancakes. What was your secret to the Hollandease sauce?

It was extra creamy. Oh, Evan. Dude, Evan is so revved. right now. It's because he watched that guy's morning routine video. I got to get home to Nicky's bad. He's so revved up, bro.

Easy on it, man. You've been rooming with Dalton too long. I thought he'd be helping you out. Hell is that supposed to be. Nothing. I'm pretty excited for the Freedom 500. Let's go, baby. I've been visualizing.

The last time I was like, all right, we're just going to go. We're going to have a good time. You know, you don't got to win. I'd be fun if I did. That was your mentality going into it, right? No, my mentality was, is I was going to learn and study and get the most laps possible. And it was my first time, you know, now.

It's game on? I've been visualizing the win. I'm working on my victory speech. I've been practicing my victory donuts in the Crown Vic. I've been driving across the country. You get me going. You kind of have been practicing actually. That's actually a good point.

Bro, I've driven a Crown Vic for the last 1,500 miles. Yeah. Nobody. Yeah. Nobody. Not Darrell Waltrip, not all the professional athletes and race car drivers have been doing what I've been doing. It's true. actually you do have that on them it's got to feel good just knowing the confidence in the team being that like

pretty much no one is going down this time like like a lot of us are just staying back because we're like dude we take last every fucking time who's going we're not going to ship all 10 of us down there to you know so it's like i don't even know who's really going Ryan's racing that's all I know I'm in the band race we might just be watching on TV I don't know I was going to go with for oral support please we needed that you're going with that That'd be cool. All right, so we got Evan there. He'll run the camera.

Is it moral support or oral support? I think he said oral. Moral. Moral. I'm pretty sure he said oral. Moral support. He's going to, like, give me advice and positive reinforcement. Go fast, go left.

The prize is crazy, Rye. What are you thinking? You already got a Z-O-6 from here. I got a badass sprinter. So which one would you actually take right now, had to choose? I've been thinking about this. And I think that a sprinter would be nice for the whole team. is a toilet except for it has a toilet and i think that that is going to be a maintenance nightmare

so i think we're going to take we're going to take the black zero six when we win in five days be nasty turn into a drift car and honestly we don't need the toilet in the sprinter van um i finally introduced my fellow teammates on this trip to the gatorade bottle dude we were two minutes away from the air bamb two times multiple times we're about to pull up and dalton's got his slong in a gatorade bottom. I just want to say that I'm so glad that the teams shook out the way I did, because I think some of us wouldn't have survived. You guys'

team is easily the grossest. Easily the grossest. Like, all right, you guys want to run down to the bar. Mike's not drinking, so he's the safe driver. We're going to go out for a night and they hop in. There's like three pissed jugs on the fire. So not okay. And you guys get rid of these. You're like, oh yeah, you're right. We dump them out. Keep the jugs.

What? Yeah. Is it just You guys getter raged two doors? You threw it on our car at one point when we were driving down the road. What do you think of this, Mike? I mean, I've done it before I feel like we did introduce Dalton to it But like, I mean, that doesn't gross me out Really?

Yeah. Well, I do make, I make, I like made to Dalton the day I'm like, get rid of the piss I don't want to, we can keep the bottle If we got to use it again But I'm like, you know how much time we've saved? Yeah I don't know we've been first everywhere

No, we've been first everywhere You showed up. Everybody is actually delusional. Yeah, I think we've actually been first everywhere. No. besides for yesterday we've been we've been running the show you guys were still sitting at the hotel when we already had purchased a vehicle we've been in the lead since it started we will give you that man you guys were off the very hot star honestly kind of put the fire underneath us and we were just then we that's what put us between a rock and a hard place between yeah this shitty ass jeep and this 1980s mercedes is he the rock and ken the hard place or what are you saying ben oh no i have not been i have not been partaking in the backseat uh adventures What happens in Mercedes? Stayed the Mercedes, right, Ken?

The only thing I kind of wish the teams would have shicken out a little differently for is just, you know, Dalton being with on Mike and Evans' team, he's just such a young impressionable, you know, he was a sharp young man. Like, I've just watched him slowly become... Or like Evan and Mike?

Yeah, Evan and Mike. Like, he is very similar to them now, you know? No, I think we've sculpted him into a very respectful young. He definitely scoped at him. Yeah, so I don't know. Is it just me that's noticing this? Well, here's what happened yesterday. We needed somebody to take our camera.

And so what do you do when some, you know? Ask the camera guy. Take the camera, please. We go, hey, Dalton, can you take this camera so it doesn't get stolen out of our car because we had to go and get lunch and we don't have any back windows or anything? And he said, yeah, fuck you. And slam the door and draw off. He's our camera guy.

He's our camera guy. It is true. Yeah. He's, yeah. That's what I'm saying. That's how I'm saying. There's been a lot of situations like that. And I'm just like, man. Well, that has nothing to do with Evan and I.

I mean, I think 100% it does. That's the attitude. I think when we first started, we were like, we're a team. That's it. Yeah, but he's still the company's cameraman. Well, yeah, that's where it got hairy. So you can't be mad. We can't be mad.

Yeah, that's actually a super bizarre scenario. Yeah, it is. I thought we were like three separate teams. I mean, still we're all one big team just trying to make some fun happen. But yeah. Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, we could have just left. Left our camera there and let it get stolen. I mean, we also don't have a window and broken doors.

No, I know, but you guys were driving. We were leaving it there so the glue could dry. That has been one of my concerns is that our camera will get stolen and we will lose. Well, granted, we've been backing up every night. But, like, at one point, we had it in our car, and I was very nervous because we were just had, like, a coffee shop. But, like, fucking went back because I was so worried someone was going to break in, take it. It's not about the money. You know how much that it's the footage.

It's what we created over that. You can't get that back. You just can't. But yeah, so luckily no cameras have been stolen. But I understand why you... Have you guys ever left a camera somewhere with footage on it? Left it? Yep.

I never had a camera stole. I ran a camera over. I just actually got that out for a repair. What'd you run that over with again? Like three years ago, our sema truck. Bronco. No, it was on our sema truck. You had a set on the tire, I thought, and you moved it back.

Well, the one Mike's talking about was when me and him and tear deep Tom were out there And he ran it over It was on the front tire And you ran it over with the front tire And we told you to stop And by the time you stopped, you were exactly On top of the rear tire That's pretty standard. Like that's standard for me. I'm an idiot. Didn't we run that camera though As a podcast camera for like three years after that? They're tough, dude. Just a crack screen, right? The thing is though is like I don't even know how. I don't even know how. many cameras we've gone through i mean probably yeah i was going to say a dozen uh maybe maybe more but like and they're very expensive but you use them every single day and like they they're just a

tool but yeah we've we've broken a ton of cameras and no one really cares about the camera it's just the footage in it yeah 100% and uh we've lost footage probably maybe a little more in a handful of times and and it's always very it's just it's just a real bummer Heartbreaking, huh? It really is. Yeah, last time I was leaving Fargo, my flight got canceled, right? So they're like, all right, go pick up your bags at the baggage claim. Did you spend an extra night in Fargo that time?

Chill, chill, easy. We'll tell that later. You never told us about that. I thought you would call it into that. We might start talking about that, but let me tell the first part. You called me and told me you didn't need your flight report. I got it. I take care of it, baby.

I'm waiting for my bag to come around. And then all of a sudden a cop comes up to me, right? and he's all being pretty cool he's like dude your flight is they're about to take back off and so for some reason i got all pumped up i was starting to talk to him because he's one of your buddies actually yeah yeah so shaking hands with him and next thing you know i was like all right i'm gonna take off to the front tier desk see if this flight's actually going to take off so i take off to the front tier desk five minutes goes by waiting in line no camera in hand dude no oh worst feeling ever i start running around the whole airport like oh like yeah just like

i have chicken with no head on and next thing you know i'm in the bathroom couldn't find it in the bathroom next thing you know at the front tier desk still not around the front tier desk anywhere right where i was talking to the cop it was sitting there but holy crap was that a heart drop and feel like oh my gosh because it had all the footage on it still and you just can't replace that you can't yeah almost dropped a couple tiers at the tier desk so you made the flight well no the flight yeah the flight took off at 2 am so you got a hotel i vetoed that and uh no i didn't get a hotel either i got a ride back into fargo and i had a good Night.

You just wish you would have known on the Pauvis method back then. You're not wrong about that. That's what we call a quick turnaround. Very quick turnaround of both ways. But yeah, had a great night. She made me some food

and next thing you know, hopping on a flight in 9 a.m. Pasta? No, it's actually chicken and rice. Yeah, a big boy like you. Yes, she wanted to plump you up.

I think so. I hope not. I think I'm already pretty plumped. Trying to plump a guy up. on a one-night stand. Exactly. I don't know. It was great chicken, though,

and don't regret anything. How to buy a $500 plane ticket, but it was worth it. I think we've probably broke more drones than anything. I swear. Ken treats a drone just like a disposable battery. Like it's a paper airplane. Dude,

as soon as the battery on the drone is dead, he's just like, all right, time to get a new one. It's a tree. Yeah. The film has ruined this one way more than I have. No,

no, you've toasted way more GoPro or drones. I would toast the drone in like four years. Yeah, but you toasted like four in three years. Every time Ken would, he'd be like, all right, we'd be like six drones. All right, Ken, get the drone up. Ken's got the drone. You walk over there.

You come back a minute and a half later. How's it looking, Ken? Oh, it's crashed. I hit a tree. I hit a tree. We're like, what? I already got a new one coming. He'd already got a new one coming.

I think it was right around when I started with you guys, but it was one of those where it had crashed. literally did say yeah there's another one on the way he ordered a new one before it hit the ground yeah he had a new one on the way before it hit the ground he keeps him in the cart ready to go just has to hit by good shit boys yeah good buddy how's our how's our food coming bud let's go we got asparagus what else you're running there's gonna be some stinky piss jugs tomorrow Oh, come on now. Oh, my gosh.

Well, see, that's what I'm talking about. Just gross. I'm glad I'm not in the van. We're good on this one? We're good. I know we got a short turnaround time for this podcast, so we can't go super long. But, yeah, thank you guys for listening.

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