Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV Reacts To Guy Getting Arrested In Their Merch

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

 In todays episode Ben addresses his drug allegations, our hostile work environment exposed, Evan gets yelled at by an Angry Russian Truck Driver, and we accidentally leave Evan and Micah behind in florida and their stories dont line up of what actually happened, flying to detroit with 75k cash, AI lip dubbing, voiceovers and a bear is prowling Ryans neighborhood. All that and much more in this episode hope yall enjoy. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zoccdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

75 grand in a backpack. I just left bleeding and sweaty, wondering what just happened? You're olive skin, he tans easy, no sunscreen. Yeah. You kind of look like an olive? Yeah. You kind of built like an olive. By the time this podcast releases, one of us could be in Alabama jail.

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What number? What are a... Bring us in. He takes a drink of his Fanta. Yeah. His what now? Don't you want to? Hey, can I interest you in a... Fanta, Fanta. I don't know. But based on the song, you would think, Don't you want to, Fanta, Fanta?

Yeah, isn't it? But you would always call it Fanta. if it wasn't involved with the song. Fanta, Fanta. No, it was like a commercial back in the... Probably I haven't seen it. It was a Fanta commercial? Yeah, don't you want to...

Fanta? Yeah, maybe it is Fanta. Man, it's weird sitting in the middle like this. I knew that's... Why? Oh, I love sitting in the middle. Do you guys want to switch or... Yeah, what?

You're going to be all right over there? No, yeah, I'm good. What? Stop looking at me. We have to. We have to look that way. Dude, this is sick. I think I'm not the worst podcaster on here today.

We are back with all the boys. Ken in the hot seat over there. I don't know why I called the hot seat. But yeah, we got all six of us on. Yeah, yeah. You're not in the hot seat. This is actually why we brought you in, Ken. Usually the hot seat's the one in the middle there.

You are in the middle. We're all looking at you. This is awkward. I saw somebody left their cocktail by the stairs. Do they want that? Evan, you haven't just stationing cocktails around the shop now? Just in case I snuck out to take a whiz and I was thirsty. Oh, man.

Ev, you're actually pretty slim down right now. I mean, I'd say just due to your limiting of drinking. I mean, thank you for saying that I've slimmed down. You've significantly slimmed down for the last couple months. Yeah, no, yeah, just not drinking every single day. You lose a couple pounds. It's crazy. Dude, I saw a picture of Ben the other day.

Holy shit, dude. You've lost them. way, too. Both of you two used to be actually, like, you never thought it in the moment. No, no, no, no. You thought it in the moment and you told me every fucking chance you had. I didn't think it was that bad. Look what he did now. And it really wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all. Even I was, I mean, I had, like, we just had this face fat going on all of us. I'd say all three of us pretty significantly. Well, I don't like Ben's had a choice but too slim down. Well, Ben has an choice, but I, can we pull up a, like, I got to find a picture.

I saw this one pick of Ben. God, damn. I mean, all I got to do is just scroll back a little ways here. I mean, I was even looking at the one of us on the R6, like in the kitchen. I'm like, dang. Like, I didn't think you looked big then, but now you look. His face, dude. Just a skinny little boy now.

Yeah, no, I've lost 25 pounds. It was just such a, yeah, for the weight you were or the size you are, it was pretty drastic. And I was cracking up, like, I posted something from the eBay Motor Shoot, like, you know, about over a year ago. And you're like, God. I was so fat. Well, pop that picture up. I'm sure Ryan will be able to find some picks here, but pop some side-by-side picks up. It's truly amazing.

But I almost think you need to respond to the allegation because I'm reading some comments here, Ben. There's some people genuinely concerned for you, and they think you're on drugs. Oh, yeah. Like they're saying, like, I really hope Ben doesn't have a cocaine problem. I really hope Ben doesn't have an Adderall problem. I had an Adderall problem. when I started looking like that or back when I was on cocaine

and I see it and like people are like spiraling and I mean you live a pretty wild life you know like other celebrities it wouldn't be that far-fetched of a thing to think okay he's probably on and that's also one of those two things that's also why you don't know him personally like you know him personally so you would be like

you would never do cocaine but he looks like healthy like just because he got a little bit skinnier but you have like color to you normally when you yeah it is interesting actually when I see Look at this shit. When I see people's, like, faces slimmed down. Dude. Who is that?

I mean, I was chubby, too. I mean, I'm not saying that I was not slim either. Like, God dang, look at my face. Dude, I can't wait to have this conversation in a few months about me because I just recently figured out that I don't fit into larges anymore. Oh. It was really hard. You're an XL, Ryan?

We've known that for a while, though, Ryan. And you just been running around wearing these little tight shirts. I just thought you washed your clothes on high heat. No, I don't know. They do seem to shrink a little bit. There's no way that those are regulations. I just figured,

you know, like this guy just doesn't know to do laundry. He does a high heat. Everything shrunk on them. I just thought he wanted to show off his muscles. Quad guy arms. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know about the whole belly explanation then. That's a side of it. We're so positive around here and so negative on each other. We're like, really good i remember like i took my shirt off the other day and then which this is a true statement Evan goes like oh mike you got you got a bit of a belly on you know and then mike has a crack head belly yeah he's got like he's got like your meth monstered out but you still love beer so you're like flat and then and then uh and then evaer yeah a little barrel

and then ben just like just because you're skinny now it's so aggressive to say i'm sorry Yeah, first of all, that was, like, a dick thing is like. And then, yeah, Evan's like, you got a bit of a belly on you, Mike. And then Ben just like, oh, he always has. No, he literally always has. It's not just a little bump. That's all it is. A little bump.

Four to five months pregnant. Ease. That's pretty far along, dude. That's a big belly. Can you still see your toes when you look down? Then you're fine. That's what I've heard. That's when you got.

You've got to lay off the burgers when you can't see your toes. If you can't see your toes, I think you're a little far past that now it's time. No, you've got to be to not be able to see your toes. Holy shit. Well, it also depends on you stand, you know. Like if you lean over a little bit, I can still see my toes. Yeah, no. So back to me doing drugs.

No, I'm not on drugs. I'm just unhealthy. Like, I'm just sick. Like, I have had, I've explained this like five different times. I feel like it's your diet. As in, like, you are sick, but I don't think that's why you're losing weight. You're losing weight to your insanely steak, rice, steak. You're just going to be on that diet if I felt okay.

Right. I think it's just cool to think, like, if other people were to go on that same diet, you know, Cbo aside, go on that diet. I think they'd lose hell of weight too. Yeah, no, you would. You would for sure. I don't necessarily, like, feel like I look malnourished. But then again, I feel like it's like, I was like 170 and now I'm on 145.

and I feel like much smaller than I should be. That's what Connor McGregor fought at, 145. Really? Yeah, so I can hop in the way. You can take, I think that sometimes when I see like their fighting weights when they So don't feel like, you know. They're fighting weights at least 10 pounds less than they.

He's a freaking jack guy. Yeah, you're just in your Connor McGregor peak. When they have to like slim down and like lose all that water weight right before the weigh in. They go back though, yeah. They do go back. But I almost feel like that's how I feel like right now when they have to like fast and lose all that water weight in like 24 hours.

What you said earlier, though, when we're all like, oh, you look great and then you pull your shirt up and we're making a comment like that, dude, I went golfing with Grandpa Ron the other day and it was me, Grandpa Ron, and then three of his buddies and all three of his other friends were like pretty much just like him, like pretty like witty but like savage and the shit that they say and they are just ruthless on each other. And they are so savage to each other. You would think that they're all enemies. Like they hate each other. They hate each other. But that's what the best of friends do. You can be a savage. Dude, so, like, one would hit a good shot and be like, oh, hey, great shot, Ron. And then the next shot would be bad. And they'd be like, you piece of shit.

You've always been a piece of shit. You're not to be worthy of this golf course, you loser. But I think you explained it in the wrong way, though. It's funny because they say that first. Then the next one, oh, hey, nice shot. Yeah, no, it just goes back and forth. And you're like, what is going on here? Are you guys friends?

Yeah, it's so funny when our. grandma explains it because she's like if me and my friends talk to each other like that we would never talk again like that would be the end of it but they just that's the way they all talk to each other it's a bunch of old men girls are different dude like they will talk about like oh Sarah said that I could come to the party if I wanted to like what how did I if I wanted if I wanted to if I wanted to she didn't even want me there and guys are like come over fuck face you're like it's good to go Please do not come. You are going to ruin the party.

And it's like, sick, all right, I'll be there at three. Parties at three don't come. It is funny how that works, though. But it might be a hostile work environment over here, but it's positive. I wouldn't change the thing. It's a good balance. Yeah. Ev, I heard the other day that you just went ahead and pissed off a Russian truck driver.

Man, this, the whole thing was, it was like a movie that I was watching from 10 feet behind my, my own self because it all I woke up late fuck I should not have started yeah dude so Tuesday no yeah so I don't know what was it like a Tuesday or Wednesday I don't know a random day of the week and and I had scheduled with Ryan to be at like I don't know 830 in the morning which is relatively early for me yeah to go uh yeah be in DL and I basically woke up exactly when I needed to leave I hadn't messed up yet I just needed to go now. So I jump out of bed.

I'm throwing my clothes on, and Ben, like, bangs on my door, opens up, and he's like, you need to get to the farm and unload a truck. I'm like, well, I kind of got a deal going with Ryan already. He's like, no, I'll talk to Ryan. You're good. Just go to the farm. Okay. Pull into the farm, and there's a semi sitting there.

So I fire up the skid steer. I'm ready to unload it when this extremely rushing. man jumps out and just starts screaming at me and Evan still has woken up yet he's still rubbing his eyes hair is wild like I've basically been awake for five minutes and I'm all over the place and the problem is that I can hardly understand what he what he's saying because of his accent and because he's just hollering and he's saying something along the lines of I've been here since 11 o'clock last night and this is nine eight thirty nine the next morning so obviously he wasn't sitting there all

night and he was he well i mean we found out later yes he he indeed was he he slept right there in the parking lot what was he saying ah he just was was going off there's there's no no bathroom no running water uh i drive for 12 hours like these sitting in the truck and he's going on and He was very animated with what he was saying. I get you to shop, and there's nowhere to shit. No way to shit. No water. He's thinking he's going to like an actual business and a place, he's like, okay, perfect.

It's about seven in the morning. They should be opening very soon. It doesn't happen until 10. And I did feel bad because of the miscommunication, but I don't know where that miscommunication was at. I mean, I do feel bad he had to sit there. He should have gone and shit in the woods. Why don't you tell him that?

Go shit in the woods. I'm sure he, I'm sure you have. had to go somewhere. You couldn't hold it for that long. What was he doing? That's right. Because we had some stuff coming for the new shop, and they just told them that they needed it there ASAP because we had our shop

reveal. But we didn't need it like drive through the night, stay overnight at our shop, like, wait. That was great of him. That was a good worker. He deserves better than to have. So then when I, so after he hollers at me for a few minutes, he opens, kind of just flings the door open on the truck and just walks away and hops up in the cab and I'm like all right well I can take a

hint it's time for me to unload this truck yeah and I'm not the best forklifter with the skid steer the forks are short and the stuff was stacked in there crazy and I started busting the the lights out the bag of his truck no no no no no no no no but it was like it's his personal truck He drives him around. It's just, pooh, pooh, boo, pooh, stop, stop. He can't hear because he's on the left side of him. He's deaf. Well, it's like 20-foot shelving.

He's, dude, he's pointing fingers. He's pointing. Foil in his hands. We've got to listen to a little bit of this. And I drive straight, because they ask me to drive without stop. 600 miles without stop. Oh, I'm weird. In 11 hours, you know, like this.

You can't hear, I don't even nobody. So you started on loading this thing with the skid steer. How they stacked it on the pallets was goofy. The pallet was half the size of like the beams that were on it. And it wasn't centered. It was off to the side. So when you went to pick it up, all the weight was on the other end,

you needed like 20 foot forks. Need the extension. Which we had, but they were like bigger than the space in the palette. Either way. So what did you end up? So, yeah, basically, I just had to jump out and just do it old school and just unload these 75-pound beams one at a time for like a half an hour while he sat in the truck. What was buddy doing?

Well, the funniest thing was is he seemed awfully upset when he got up in the truck. But after I unloaded it on the very last piece, I mean, I smashed my finger. I was bleeding a little bit, whatever. And he came out happier than a pig and shit. Oh, I seen you unloading back there. whatever going on and then he was in a better mood and the craziest part is when he he jumped in was in a hurry to get out he parked at the end of the road and slept for five hours at the end of the farm road yeah pulled off in the gravel and yeah probably didn't get any sleep the night

before why why didn't he just sleep the night before probably terrified just the whole thing was just so bizarre and i just left bleeding and sweaty wondering what just happened and then the whole time you're doing that you i'm calling you like where the fuck are you Because Justin and I are waiting in DL. Yeah, I guess I was so distracted from him that I've totally forgot. Well, I thought Bennett maybe smoothed it over, but yeah, no, it did. I figured that you would just show up unloading it and be about a three-minute ordeal. Never is.

Not an entire 20-minute podcast segment out of it. Just hand-unloading everything. If you schedule an hour for unload, it'll take three minutes, but you schedule 10 minutes. I just love it a couple hours. So he basically was upset because he had to stay overnight with no amenities. but I just love the idea of you rolling out of bed. You know, like, I remember you telling me that you roll out of bed and five minutes later you're getting yelled that by the production, dude.

Well, I got a call at like 8.30 from dispatch, and they were like, hey, the truck just got there. So if you want to, you know, have somebody unload it, I was like, okay, great. Well, I'm editing right now, so I'll go and talk to Evan, and I'm sure he'll be able to do it. And little did I know that he'd been there for 12 hours. I can't imagine what that guy was calling dispatch. saying, what the, no, it's the shit. Where do you send me? Well, because if you haven't ever been around here before, you, you get off the

interstate like an hour and a half from here. And then the farther you drive, you think you're just going to eventually come across something. And then it just gets more and more rural. So I'm sure he's like, I'm going to stop at a gas station eventually. And he gets through and he's like, okay, I'm 45 minutes away. And then the only thing between is the freaking Cormon store. And I think he referred to the Cormoran store as a truck stop

Because he said I went to the truck stop and it was closed What a shitty truck stop. Yeah, it's not exactly a truck stop, buddy. Yeah, we need to have Cormoran be more commercial truck friendly. Have them put a truck stop in town. Yeah, then he pulls. Yeah, the flying Mike moves in the love's in town. I could see Mike opening up a truck stop.

I could see that too. Mike's truck stop. A couple slot machines in the back. It's actually a really good name. I'm like into it, but I don't know. if I'm ready to be that rich. Yeah, Mike, I'm sure once you open it up, but you're not going to know what to do with all the money flying in and in Cormor on

truck stop. Oh, man. Mike's building the truck stop. He's like already talking to people like he's super rich. Yeah, I just don't know like what I'm going to do with all this money. And then it would evolve. It would be such a destination before you know it would be a mall. Then it would be like its own small town all started as Mike's travel plaza.

Call it Mike's. Yeah, the town. It's Mike's. You got billboards for like 100 miles before, like make a stop at Mike. But the nice part about it is everything in town is Mike owned. So Mike owns it. But he doesn't charge anyone for it because it's just all of his own stuff. And he just wants to just share it with other people.

Now that sounds a lot lamer. I could see it though. Would you incorporate the Cormon minigolf? Yeah, we have a mini golf in Cormon. And it's actually pretty elaborate. I've golfed there once or twice. Reckless golfing five. That would be pretty good.

Yeah, Cormon is a weird town, man. You come here and you just, you never know what you're going to get. Most likely nothing. It's never much. It's never much. Yeah, most likely nothing. You never know what you're going to get.

It's a beauty of it. Unless you run into us, then it'll probably be something. Last weekend, we headed up to the Iron Range in northern Minnesota. And as we talk about, Quarmor, we're pretty rural,

but we are nothing compared to up there. No cell service. trees and mines and that's really all that's up there a lot of beer a lot of beer up on the iron range we went and rode snowmobiles when it was 70 degrees and uh Evan dressed up as a pimp nothing more fitting and I have never seen people be so welcoming to a pimp up on the iron range dude it wasn't a real one you should look like a real one yeah you did well when you roll up in the el camino the sub's just bumping it's like I was in the sprinter van ahead of you and I could your subs in a whole other car it was just a boom boom boom hop out you're standing on the roof

of it now there's a crowd around you you're just a natural entertainer evan as your mom even as your mom said it was pretty crazy when it when it's all happening it's just super fun yeah you know it's all laughs like everyone's stoked but like looking back it it's pretty crazy it was pretty bizarre imagine not knowing who you are and they just see you they're like who the i think there were plenty of people that did it probably maybe an old The older crowd that didn't know who we are. Who is this kid standing on top of a red El Camino on 24-inch gold wheels? With a purple robe on.

And his best buddy and a red one. Yeah, that was a lot of fun. It was so strange riding snowmobiles when it was 75 degrees out. A lot of carnage. I wish you could ride snowmobiles when it was 70 degrees all the time because, damn, it'd be so fun. Like, you were standing outside. It wasn't cold. It was way better.

Yeah, you hop off and you're soaking wet and it doesn't suck because you're not free. reason it was tough though because like i had the open robe and then just chest protector but i was just taken just pelted like it hurt with the chest protector yeah because i ran the same set up with no chest protector the same sunburned set up with the same open suit oh it didn't hurt yeah can we talk it hurt bad it's oh yeah i put i put a shirt on for the second heat i'll admit that i i've can we talk about your guys is sunburn dude i've never i've never seen i've never seen skin that pink And he even doubled down on the sunscreen. I went raw.

I didn't. I don't mess with the sunscreen. Bro, you are going to tell me you did not ask that nice lady two times for sunscreen. I'm going to tell you that. I didn't ask that. How did their discrepancy in this story? I'll tell you why the discrepancy is. From what I've heard and seen is I think Evan might have been overserved by himself.

So I'm not sure if he's the best judge of what actually. happened that day. You only went up to her once. He was just seeing it two times. Let me explain the start of this story, actually. All right, so we're in Florida, as Mike had just said, down there for the Freedom 500 race. We ended up, like, moving our flight up on Sunday morning because we wanted to get back and film a couple things.

So we had, like, a 7 a.m. flight out of Tampa. I mean, we fly a lot. So we're pretty down to, like, here's when we have to show up. if we have bags a couple minutes beforehand and like down to just like all right get through get on the airplane no time wasted especially when it's like super early like that we get to the tampa airport at like 545 flights at seven plenty of time yeah we walk inside it was the busiest airport i've ever seen there was lines waiting line before you could stand and everybody was saying this wasn't just us being overwhelmed it was literally the karen's being like oh my god i have a catched a flight and everyone's just

like so do we we're all literally everyone's in the same boat it's like how entitled do you think you are that like what are these other people doing here not flying it's like unreal well you two weren't yeah so we tried so we end up uh getting like to tsa myself ken and ryan have tsa pre-check which is like if you're not familiar with flying it's it's you basically just like go into this random office and they say that you are are worthy of, like, getting pushed through TSA faster because you're not a threat to the airport. Because you've had a background check. So they think because if you had a background check.

So they give you this little card, basically. Us three have TSA pre-check, so we go in a different line than these guys. Because these guys have said that it's not any faster. It really has not been until this moment. I 100% agree with C.J. There are times that we go through faster than you guys. You don't need it until you need it. You still have to do the whole.

whole process. Pre-check, you don't have to do any of that. I knew that after this one time in like three years, we got burned by like two minutes that we were just never going to hear the end of how stupid we were for not having pre. I've been telling you guys this. I've been telling you this. Carry on with the store. So, so anyway, us three get through and then the rest of these guys were at the back of the TSA line and we get on the airplane. They close the doors. These guys didn't make the flight, right? So you have to go and get a new flight and usually they can like get you out that day well CJ gets on that flight and he was the last one to get yeah the last open seat when I called they had one first class left and I was the one on the phone

but I was calling for me and Mike like we have one ticket on first and I'm like I really like to keep both of the he's like whatever both both they had a few generals but he was like I'm not riding general right no not only like I really wanted first class I have never been there before I don't know what that's like, but I couldn't, I couldn't just ditch Mike like that. Good guy. Courtesy. Also, CJ gets on the next flight and then Mike and Evan get basically pushed to the next day. They basically went on vacation in Florida for a little bit.

We could have got home that day, but it would have turned into like, I'm pretty sure, like, 12 hours of flying all around. It took me 16 hours to get home. You guys could have booked a flight on a different airline and gotten home the same. We wouldn't have made it. But it would have, like, not even been the same day, Harley. Either way. we would have saved like six hours but spent the whole day flying instead of sitting by the pool drinking and that's exactly what they did dude i was so confused because i was checking find my friends

to figure out where you guys were and you were still in the airport i go they don't fly out till tomorrow what are they doing in the airport well i don't know the tampa airport has a pool well and we did know that like we could probably save money on the hotel by leaving the airport you know a 7 a m flight the next morning we wanted no chance that we could miss that flight like we need to at the airport. Yeah. No, I was still on my sober kick,

so it didn't make it a little harder. Evan's just getting swanked. And I'm like, you know, oh, that's right. I'm enjoying the sun. So, yeah, Mike is probably a better judge of how many times he asked

for sunscreen than Evan. It is crazy when you are sober. You just remember everything. It's a wild thing. I am so down for you to play this card, but you so certainly use sunscreen two times from that lady. We talked to her all day. I did use sunscreen two times.

You said, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he said you didn't ask that lady two times for sunscreen. No, I did not. I only asked for it once. God, Mike, you are such a piece of shit. No, you are. Dude, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I only asked for it once, but I used it twice.

Yeah, that's the truth. What is wrong with you, Mike? But I got to tell the story. You would be a great lawyer, you know that? Sure. You know. He's so literal. You are so...

I didn't ask for it, she gave it to me. Yes. The second time I just walked up, put my hand out. Yeah, I didn't say anything, so legally, I didn't ask twice. Oh, yeah, Evan was so drunk. And I never said that either. He said that you were so drunk. We check Evan in.

But basically, the night before, like, I knew we had an early flight. We had to go leave for the airport at like 4.30. I think I made it to bed by about 2.30. So, like, just didn't have much sleep. Once I found out we were locking in a hotel room and flight wasn't until tomorrow, I'm like, all right, I got to take a nap. I got to take a nap. Evans, like, no nap, no nap, no nap, bro.

Let's just, like, have a day. And then, like, let's go to bed super early. And I'm like, dude, I got to take a nap. I'm like, all right, if we're sitting in the hotel room, I'm like, let's go down to the pool. And I'm like, lay in there and I fall asleep at the pool. And I'm like, dude, I'm getting fried, man. and then this chick sitting next to us is like, oh my gosh, you do need some sunscreen

bad. So then I put sunscreen over the parts that were exposed from the race. So just my forearms and my neck and my ears. That's it. And Evan was just like, dude, so Cheeto, bro. Of course. Using sunsane is chito. You were like, wow.

Sunscreen, helmets, any kind of padding. All the evidence is stronger than the sun. So then I was just like, I was like somewhat, you know, peer pressured into. not using it. So I was like, dude, I'm just using it on the parts that already burnt. And I'm sitting there. And then everyone's just like, damn, dude, you are looking so sunburnt right now. And I'm like, dude, I really think I got to get out of the sun or at least put some more sunscreen on. And you're like, well, definitely not the second one. So then I'm like, I got to ask

this lady for some more sunscreen. And you're still like, Mike was sneaking off because he was afraid of getting bullied by Evan. He's like, he's like, hey, I got to just run to the bathroom. real quick and if it's like piss in the pool bro bathrooms are cheetah there's a pool right there just hop in and pee in it oh man so then it was just one of those that Florida sun that yeah wasn't it like a 12

UV or I don't know it was like a 10 UV I don't know but I got to assume a quarter mile each direction they're being concrete can't help dude hot no no breeze no breeze just hot not a cloud up there I can't think of many less appetizing places to lay out in the sun

than at the hotel airport. If you didn't look around, if you just looked at the pool, it was great. If you looked around at all, it was like just, yeah, literally airplanes and carriers

taking luggage. Was it in a hotel? Or was it in the airport? It was like on the roof of the airport because the hotel went up higher than the airport. So the pool, I think, technically was like, third floor or something like,

interesting. It was nice little bar right next to that. And that's, You know, that's interesting that you said that about the concrete because the only other time I've gotten a nasty sunburn like that, no sunscreen walking in Florida in like the concrete, like in the city, not on the beach. But it's good.

Coming into summer, got it out of the way and now we got a good base. Yeah. Again, it's a little, like he's like your olive skin. He tans easy. No sunscreen. Yeah. I think I look like an olive.

Olive? Yeah. He's kind of built like an olive. Kind of hard. Kind of hard. Yeah, I'm glad to be back home. It's getting nice outside. Yeah, we're going to film.

I can handle this sun. We're going back to Florida tomorrow. Sorry, this podcast ain't. Are we going to Florida tomorrow? I didn't know in the podcast, Kay, I'm off on the place. I thought Talladega was in Florida. Wait, it's not. Talladega's not in Florida.

No way. I thought it was too. Atlanta, isn't it? Alabama. Alabama. Okay, I am 10 times more pumped to go to Alabama. Never been there yet. Same.

First timer. It's apparently kind of in the middle of nowhere. So we're going to NASCAR. We're going to Talladega. And it's going to be electric. So by the time this podcast releases, one of us could be in Alabama jail. Yeah. Be what?

Yeah, in theory. In Alabama jail. At the time, this podcast releases. Hell, I could be behind the wheel of a real NASCAR. I mean, by that point, it would be Monday, Tuesday. So he probably have bailed you out unless you did something really bad. I mean, if Mike walked up wearing that, they'd be like, oh, a driver's here. You drive through?

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. But, yeah, I thought it was in Florida as well. It's going to be so much fun. We're going to be probably somewhere in the pits getting just rowdy with the NASCAR fans. Yeah, I want to get the literally drunk. I want to get the true NASCAR experience. You know, cut off jeans, cut off sleeves.

I got to get my mullet freshened up. You can't just cut off a fresh pair of jeans. and that's like going to the country fest and buying a brand new cowboy hat and brand new boots. You got to dig deep, like the oil stain. Yeah. Maybe borrow something from Gavin, from Big Wrench's wardrobe.

I got something. Because they can spot an imposter. Those NASCAR people, I think they take their sport pretty seriously. So what are you going to wear, Evan? Probably like a dirt bike shirt. Just like keep it true to what I'd wear every other day, not try to fit in. Okay.

Who are you guys cheering for? Dude, I don't know a single person that'll be on that track. Nice. I think, oh, man. Ben, who's the guy that you hate the NASCAR? Kyle Bush? Yeah. I'll tell you what I'm not rooting for.

It's Kyle Bush. I'm jeering on anyone who's got a Budweiser car. They let cigarettes still sponsor NASCAR. I'd like to root for a Marlboro car just because. I don't think they do. Seems like the right thing to do. I don't know if cigarettes can really sponsor things. Much anymore.

No, that's what I mean. I think I heard that. But it is crazy. Like, can booze can sponsor still? I mean, I'm not a fan of cigarettes, but really, what's the difference? I'm not a fan of cigarettes, but they have rights. It's NASCAR. It's not like it's, it's not like it's, it was not like the kindergarten Christmas carols or something.

I don't know. It's NASCAR. All right, Ev, if you were going to drive a NASCAR, who are your top five sponsors? Two-turn Tony. Probably blue chews or Viagra Something along those lines Okay, yep Gonna need a good dispensary behind me

Wonderbread And Etnys Wait, etnies over D.C. That's a toss-up, honestly I'll see who wants to hook it up. He'll follow the money there. Either way, I think they're both real quality footwear. That boy's going to be out there in first place

And accidentally slam on the brakes Because he's wearing his fat etneys And they don't... So big. Yeah, they don't really fit just on the gas. For the record, the etanies are the slim ones. The D.C.s are the fatties. Yeah, fat tongue.

Yeah, yeah, the D.C. Those might get stuck under a pedal. He's just wide open into the corner. Why's that boy so fast? You see a couple of shoes. My D.C. tongue is stuck underneath the pedal. You see a couple of shoes come out the window. I'm running it barefoot, boys.

That boy sure does love his DCs. I think my title sponsor would be Johnsonville Meets. I think, I think they actually do Hot dogs, yeah. I think they do that. Winshield.

Oscar. Ken, Ken, who is sponsoring your NASCAR? Loon. Loon, Vapes. Loon.

Elon. Svedka. Titos. Probably Titos. Okay. All right. So Ken's driving the Titos. That's your title sponsor.

Who else you got? Who else you got? Lulu lemon? Yeah. Nards. that'd be a pretty good one i'd drive for them why minards i don't know i think they already sponsor somebody yeah they sponsor a couple yeah doesn't mean they won't sponsor can yeah they're always expanding they've got locations everywhere dude i can't imagine that's a big money that sponsoring a nascar is

cheap even in the slightest like for like a title sponsorship like that how much does that do i don't know maybe we should do it i mean it gives you brand recognition i guess funny story back in the day if you've been following us for a really long time you're remember when we had erased products car cleaning product brand one of the one million one of the partners we worked at he wanted us to sponsor like a like a B it's like the top level NASCAR and then the second level we were going to sponsor one it was like a little tiny remember that he was all gone home it was a bunch of money how much was it I don't know but how much how much is it for a title sponsor let me take some guesses for the crowd dude you basically have to like

fund their race season to be the title sponsor so I'd be like a million bucks primary sponsor Cup primary sponsor per race or per season for a season? Season 2.5 million. Probably 5 or 7. 8 million. I'm going to say 1 million. If it's like Budweiser sponsoring Dale. I'm going to hire in here.

10,000. 10 million. 13 million. 13. Evan Ryan. Yeah. I said 2.5, but I know I'm way low. I'm just doing the whole price is right thing.

2.5 and one penny. 35 million. Holy shit. I mean, you look at how many eyeballs are on NASCAR. You think you could almost start your own NASCAR circuit for that amount of money. Yeah, but then you don't have the good drivers. How much was Dale Earnhardt getting? Are they even that good?

Her year. I feel like... I've always thought those guys just got put in the right place at the right time. I feel like you don't respect NASCAR. I feel like you don't respect the oval racing in general. Well, you'd probably be correct. You don't. Like every time I try to like, you know, like for instance on like the freedom. 500 i'm like you know there's so much more than just turning left and pressing the gas i'm like

there's strategy and and like it seems like all these guys no racing and then you always come no no no no no no no no no i think they're doing a lot more no that's a little i'm like they're drafting they have tech there's there's a strategy no i'm not saying that i'm not saying that i'm not saying that there's not a ton of strategy it's all about the line no there's a ton there's a ton there i'm comparing it to any physical sport it's almost more like a mental sport to race cars on an oval or dirt bikes or for anything you race on an oval. Like I've done plenty of dirt bikes on an oval. It's like my least favorite thing to race, but it's like more mental.

It's lines. It's thinking where like other sports might just be like brute strength or I don't know. It's just in a different way. So do I think they're like the best impressive athletes? No. But they certainly are masters of their craft. But I think that maybe anybody could you put Micah behind a NASCAR or let them run around a circle for But he wouldn't do good.

He wouldn't be able to compete. But put 50 hours in. How many times did those guys go around the circle? Anyone could do it. But I don't think that Micah could ever make it in the NFL. But he could make it being an NASCAR driver. That's what I'm saying with driving. I'm talking to be good.

Yeah. I mean, anybody could drive around the thing, but to actually be fast and competitive. No, but you don't have to be physically. Like, what I'm saying is, is anybody could get to that level. I'm not saying that everybody's at that level. So anybody could get there. Right, right. You're saying from a.

physical standpoint it doesn't matter what your body shape is i mean a little bit i mean they're training pretty hard and i know they sweat and they're they're like it's like dying after race it's hot i i get all that i'm just saying none of us are ever going to be an mma fighter but i think one of us debatably could maybe do all right out of race with enough practice i'd agree with that in theory i'd agree with that in theory if you had the funding behind you you could probably that that'd be one of your best best shots versus going to the nfl and all that i agree with that but i and i and i want to wasn't saying that you weren't saying that because it just seemed like I would always say there's strategy and you go no no no they're just driving out there bumping into each other

you all you said that and I was trying to make you guys sound better too I was like defending you too I was like they're racing against real NASCAR guys who like they have technique they know how to race like there's so much more to it than just pressing the gas and turning left maybe maybe what I meant was is because there was so much bumping and stuff that there were more position changes because people were bumping than actually being smart not that there weren't people people being smart, but I think most of the shake-ups and positions were always because of nonsense. Maybe in that race, but when it comes to NASCAR, I think there is a ton of strategy.

When we're walking around the pits at the race this weekend, even though this isn't even out yet, one of the drivers walks up to Evan and punches him square in the face. I think you can do this. I hope there's a fight. If Kyle Bush comes and punches you in the face, I'll hop in. And punch me in the face as well. I'm not sure which side to hop on. If Kyle Bush walks up and punches Evan in the face,

it'll be because he mistook him for you. Yeah, probably. Would you be honored? You've been talking shit about that guy for like three years now, publicly. Yeah, I don't really know. I don't have like that much of a reason for hate it. Three years, bro. I don't know.

Yeah, it just feels right at this point. Like I've done too much. Can't go back on that. Well, yeah, I mean, there's definitely no taking it back. Like, you guys aren't, like, out of everyone, you're never going to be friends. How does it feel that? a public beef.

Yeah, your first public beef. I'm pretty sure for a public beef, he would have to know about it. You would have to know who you are. Maybe he does. He's just like playing that card. I just get under his skin.

Like everyone sends these to him. And he's like, yo, who is this kid? And what's his problem with me? I'm like, I don't really know, man. We just got a problem. I don't know. He must be a big deal. He's sitting at the center of the podcast table.

I don't know. It looks like he's withering away. That Mel nurse. Withering away. Yeah, I am excited for that. I'm also excited to go and film this Hoonicorn. That'll be out. Yeah, we haven't said that, I guess.

Now, I guess we can talk about it. Yeah. We got this one-of-one hunicorn replica of like the most legendary 1965 Mustang that Ken Block drove and Jim Kana 7, I believe it was. So the story behind it is I was scrolling Facebook Marketplace, and I came across this listing of the Hoonicorn representation. and I sent it to our friend Jake and I was like Jake you're the biggest Mustang guy I know you need to buy this car and he was like brother if I could justify spending that much right now

I would because that is the most legendary car I've ever seen but can't make sense of it and then I sent it to the boys and I was like all right boys hear me out I know this is way too much money for us to comfortably spend but we should do it and somehow I convince you guys to do it I don't think you convince anyone. I think everyone said, yeah, didn't they? It's like, yes, yes, we need it. We need it. But we talked about it for like two days.

Two days. It was just, it was a price of. It was so much money. It was 75 grand. That we, yeah, we were just, that was so out of our wheelhouse. I don't think it's worth 75 grand is the problem. But to us, it is potentially worth that much if we can get enough videos out of it. And also it's just cool.

We seem to have this knack for picking up replica fake vehicles. and yeah and then it's sold actually then that's when we're like fuck we need it and then we told the guy we'll give you full price for it and then he basically switched it ended up working out pretty good because we had basically committed to buying it

and we're like all right let's just do it I'll tell the guy that we'll take it for he wanted like 75 and I was going to try and get it for 70 I go to message him and it says sold and it's like when you're not that interested in like a girl maybe and then she gets like starts talking to somebody else and you're like dude what the heck so it was like one of those and then I messaged the guy and I was like yo I don't know what this guy offered you that you're selling it to but we'll give you full asking price and

we'll be there tomorrow with cash and he was like uh let me think about it and then I had to pull the well it'll be enjoyed by millions of people's on our YouTube channel and not sitting in a showroom floor who was originally going to buy it and the guy was old the guy was like okay I put all this time into it, I would rather see it enjoyed than just sitting in collecting dust. And so I'll sell it to you guys, if you're here tomorrow with cash. So we hopped on a flight the next morning. 75 grand in a backpack. Flew out, drove through Detroit, and picked it up.

Pretty awesome. Detroit was 75 grand. It was weird going like through airport and stuff because you have to take it off and put it in. You're like, what if one of these guys gets sticky fingers, like, you know, that's checking everything. But it all was fine. Like CJ said, probably not worth $75,000, but for us, it was, you know,

we could justify spending a little bit more. It's cool. It's sick. And everyone that I've shown it to is like, you got the unicorn? Yeah, everyone thinks it's real. It's that, it's that, uh, that close. It's a piece of art. Yeah.

It is. But it's also like riding this, like, fine balance of, like, trying to respect, like, the original unicorn because that thing is, like, so legendary. And the one that we have is, like, nowhere even close. to like the quality or the horsepower and just like capabilities. Capabilities in general. But like also the fact that, you know, it's like that's a retired car now and probably sitting in a museum worth $5 million somewhere.

So it's like riding this like fine line of like trying to be respectful of that. But also like I don't know. Ripped the crap out of it. Yeah, ripping it and like enjoying it and like kind of doing, you know, what anyone that would buy a unicorn replica would want to do with it. think it's what ken would want it's hard to say uh yeah i obviously try and be respectful of that too because yeah we've looked up to ken block for literally since we started our channel like he's been such a huge inspiration to us so it's like also kind of like uh like a memorial to him right i think

the biggest buy reason was because we love ken block yeah we just bought it more so because we're fans yeah and uh yeah it's just cool so cool it's gonna look so insane on the the three posts or the four-post car lift. Yeah, it's one of the most, like, shocking vehicles I've ever seen him personally. I look at it. Like, I literally started shaking the first time. You get in the inside and it feels brand new.

It doesn't feel like it's 60 years old. Yeah, it is crazy. The quality that the, you know, the guy that built it, when we showed up, he was, like, straight of, like, dusting the car off. Like, he was that much of a perfectionist. Like, he didn't want it to be dusty. And then when we went out and we did donuts in it

in the first time when we came back and we showed him the video. I couldn't believe it. He was like, I've never done that with any of my cars. I can't believe you guys just did that. We're on our second set of tires already. I was just literally like, dude, this is nothing. Yeah, so it will definitely be enjoyed. That's for sure.

Absolutely. The only real question is, can I keep up with the Miata? Well, right now it can because the motor's currently blowing on it. Build back bigger, better. Is it worth building back or is it just worth starting fresh in that case? Never worth starting fresh.

Miata never dies. It is funny, though, because, like, if any other vehicle that cost us $3,000 blew up like that, normally it wouldn't be worth, like, going through the hassle of, like, fixing it and putting something new in it, and then, like, making a video out of that. But for the Miata, it's got, like, this weird factor to it that it's almost like its own character in the videos, especially after Evan has made it his daily driver. I love that Miata so much. Yeah, you look good in it, too, with the wink.

You look across the parking lot and it's just sitting there smiling at you. Just look so happy all the time. But now it's, now it's blowed up. One headlight open. It's kind of sad. It's dead clapping oil all over the place. So, Mike, I hate to call you out like this on the podcast, but I haven't had the chance to talk to you about this in private. You've got to stop posting clips on your Instagram story of RCs doing something.

thinking that they're real Yeah, that's a bad look Oh shit, it was a multiple offense I think you've done it twice now I disagree You got RC dude Hey hey I'll take this one on the chin I thought only slim did that

I'll take this one on the chin But it was only once The dude one No you let me tell it Because I did I used to literally be like I would get such a kick out of the people Who thought the RC stuff Like the monster truck was real

And we talked to Slim And what was his response when you're telling him it wasn't really i don't know youtube like bro it's an rc car with edit over noise i don't know youtube so so for some context for some context there's like instagram videos that are basically just shot super cropped in and like low on an rc monster truck doing something and then they overlay like real monster truck noises so like it's this rc doing like a triple backflip landing and then driving off and it looks the way that it's shot like it's real especially with like the audio overlay so that's like what mike was saying

he used to you know make fun of people that would post that yeah and not necessarily like publicly or really to them i was just like behind their back i just thought it was funny i thought it was funny that people thought it was real that's about it uh and then i fired one on my story and was like yo this is crazy and then got the responses from basically everyone that they're like you know this is an rc you dumb ass And I'm like, no, because I can never go back. And so I basically just quit laughing at people who thought they were real. Dude, you're one of them.

The real question is, is it worse to post, is it worse? Fucking Christ. Is it worse to post the RC video thing and it's real? Or is it worse to post the video game that people think is real? Like I see the street bite clips or it's from whatever crotch rocket GP game, whatever it's called. He knows a lot about TRXs. It'll show like a guy drag racing and he flips over backwards. Oh, it's not real.

I see that on Facebook all the time, like old people sharing it and commenting. It's like just so clearly a video game. Like video games and just graphics in general are getting so insane. So like for instance, this like on my Discover page, there's this guy who just takes really amazing pictures of supercars. And it's like under these lights and stuff. I followed them last night. But then like I started seeing a couple more. And I'm pretty sure it's literally just a video game.

Like, you know, you're maybe in, I don't know, not forza, but some kind of better version of it. And then he's just building the car, taking the picture, like the screen grab. He uploads it and everyone thinks it's real. But I'm pretty sure they're all fake. And it's like that's going to just happen more and more as technology gets better. Dude, it's tough out here because you got RC cars that are looking real. You've got video games that are getting more real.

Now you got like AI, computer generated stuff. And now there's out here to see you, brother. So some people, when they. upload stuff to Instagram they'll say AI generated you know common courtesy but you don't have to like but also then there's like people who don't say that it is and people who think it's real but yeah there's this dude who's like super into cars and he has some sick cars most of his content is just AI generated stuff and like he's get he guys has hell of followers from that like super cars driving in the storm what if AI generated I'm like some people probably don't read the thing they

just see it because it's like holy shit it looks real uh I like so I had this we had this call with a company that so like now YouTubers if you want you can pay a company and AI will take your voice and take your video and put it into Spanish or whatever language you want and then this other company that's in relation will then AI scan your video and change your mouth to make it look like it's talking so that way when you're talking in English but it changes the I kind of what we should do it just for yeah fun no well you can they're gonna do one for free for us we're not gonna post it

but uh but it's just amazing like i was watching this and you could barely tell the difference like i know mr b's is starting to do it when i was sitting there watching it back i was like holy shit like how fast AI is moving and like it's only going to get better so i'm saying like squid game just came out which is a giant production and they and just imagine if they would have had yeah they would have made it way better to watch and they like showed examples of like They took Squid Games and just converted it to English. But it's crazy because it'll make the voice will sound the same as mine for my character.

It's interesting because, you know, you look at India, they don't, or Thailand or whatever, you know, they probably can't watch our videos because they wouldn't understand what's going on. But, like, with that, you're going to, they're going to be able to watch our videos. And it will be enjoyable, too. It's not going to be like, you know, we're talking and the things don't match up. You're reading subtitles. Yeah, you're not, because reading captions, no one's doing that shit. Yeah.

But you've also seen like... Everyone's way too jaded to, you know, what it should be like. It's like the general consensus when you get on Netflix. Like there's this new show they're pushing. Oh, it's one of those. It's one of those where they are talking. Like it's in English, but it doesn't match. And then most people discredit.

Yeah. You can't. No matter how good it is. For me, it was, I couldn't watch Squid Games because I just didn't want to do that shit. It took me a long time. I was like, I don't want to read or listen deal with that. I was like, I don't know. It took me a long time to watch it.

It's just, dude, it looks, it's crazy. If it was me or you or whatever, it looks like we can speak Spanish because your mouth is doing it all. It's amazing. It doesn't make any sense or any language. But, you know, going back, like, I kind of got bamboozled by these pictures, at least for, you know, probably a couple hours. They post so many.

I was like, there's no fucking way. Like, and then I started looking at it. And, but anyways, uh, it's going to happen more and more. People are going to get RC card. Like, the RC car is the base. level. Like, if they're falling for that, that's not even AI.

This shit, like they have no chance. I almost think the RC car is better because it's real life. The video game one, I think, is still the worst. It is getting better, but in 2023,

in 2024 now, you're falling for the video game. You're lacking. There's this guy that I follow on Instagram, the Kaiser. He's got like a million followers. We both do it. He's been doing like,

incredible. But he's generated cars forever. Yeah. And like, in the case of this, this Mustang, not real. Yeah. It's all just generated.

And it's funny because people will just absolutely shred him apart because they think it's real. And they're like, I can't believe you do that to a Mustang. Yeah, like nice car. Take off the JDM wheels, raise it and put some nice tires on it. Like people will rip them apart for these designs thinking that they're real. And I'm like, bro. I sent that one the other day and I was like, this is so sick.

Yeah. Figured it was like fake, but I was like, we should make that. Dude, that's what I mean. I wish, I wish he could make these. He does do kids. No, I was going to say, like, that's a crazy part. He started out rendering, and he's like, in my opinion, the best. And then, like, you know, companies like Rocket Bunny and Liberty Walk are literally asking him to make their next kid.

It's so cool, probably seeing that stuff come to life. Yeah. I oftentimes wonder, too, it's a little, I guess, off topic. But if people, like, look at our Instagram page and they think that it's just one of those, like, repost Instagram pages. It probably looks that way. Because we do so much random stuff. stuff they're like there's no way that doesn't make any sense together why would they be doing something on sawblade wheels but but then the next week they're front flipping a mini truck and then

the week after that they're driving an off-road Lamborghini i think also it doesn't look like it doesn't really look like a individual's page either like there's no like normal like just cheese in or whatever like we could maybe post some group picks i guess on it we should we should I'm going to try and be better about that, posting, like, actual pictures of us. We are real humans here. But we don't really take pictures of ourselves. Like, if there's something in the garage, it's like, all right, we'll take a picture of that. I know.

We'll be working with, like, brands or some of these other places. And they're like, could we get a group picture? Everyone, we're like, I think we have one from, like, 2020 when, like, everyone was in it. Because we're just not really, like, we're not taking pictures of us all together in one, like, boy band style for the most part, which we went and did. then after that, but just so we'd have something to give to them. But, yeah, it's just not really our style. Like, we're not doing it because we're like, oh, let's all get our nice clothes on

and, like, try to look good, you know? Like, it's just like someone was doing something cool. And maybe there's another person in that picture with them, but to have all of us is very rare. Very rare. We should do, like, really awkward group photos. We did kind of. Every group photo is a result.

Well, yeah, I agree. But that one, a lot of people would probably look at and go, like, no, that's just, that's just you guys. That's true. The one we did with the shopping cart. Yeah. Like that was just. I got a ton or I noticed a ton of comments on the Sobblade wheels that people thought it

was AI generated. Oh yeah. And then I started looking at it with that mentality. And I went, I guess I can kind of see how people would think that. Like it looks completely. It doesn't look on. Yeah.

It doesn't look real. Or yeah, you were like ripping it so casually that it, yeah, like all they had to do is AI. If it was AI, they could have made me taller. You ever think sometimes you're. height helps you with your riding ability on the dirt bike because you're not so like like you're able to move around and you have so much like you know space i think possibly yeah probably i don't know like for sure it helps but it's definitely i don't think it's a disadvantage besides for maybe

touching the ground sometimes right yeah yeah but no i don't know i swear like tall people long legs and arms they're always breaking their arms and legs and stuff there's a much more breakable i think of anything, maybe I'm able to slide out of things a little better, a little more compact. A little bowling ball or an olive. I mean, I remember when we had Levi LaValle on our podcast and he said that Travis Pistrom, Travis Pistrana, Travis Pistrana, Travis Pistrana, said to him, I'm so jealous of the way that you're built. You're built like a bowling ball. You can just take crashes and fall so much better than I can. And that's like, you kind of just feel like a bowling olive. A bowling olive?

So, like, not completely round. You know, you got a little bit of form to you. You ever went with a bowling olive? It's best for rolling. You're looking at all this has been soaked in vodka. That'd be the best way. I think I'd get kicked out of the lanes if I tried bowling with olives. You think Ken would have a really low center gravity with the nuts hanging?

It's like a stabilizing anchor. But at times they start swinging, and then that's when it gets out of, like, just lopside. Once they start swinging, there's so much momentum, it's like, how do you stop that? He needs a counterbalance. It's like milk in the back of a truck or something. Yeah, exactly. I don't like that I use milk. No.

Let's go with gasoline. It's like gasoline in a truck, you know. It's like a truck full of Elmer's glue going down on the interstate. Why Elmer's glue? He just was thinking of a white sticky substance. How old is you supposed to transport it? What else is in Ken's nuts? You think Elmer's glue is in his nuts,

have something similar? Do they have big glue trucks? Or do they only transport that when it's, like, small? You know, like, does, because you turn the horse in the glue, right? And then it just goes right to the bottle? Horse hooves? The whole horse. Does it go from the horse glue factory to the glue bottle?

I envision a wood chipper where a horse runs in one side and a bunch of glue comes up. All the Elmer's come up the other end. It's dark. He's asking questions the people need to know, dude. And I do enjoy, like, so we had Glenn up here, and you guys maybe heard of Glenn, seen Glenn. We had Glenn bringing us another vehicle over from Michigan. And, dude, it's just such a great time hanging with him,

and we're asking him questions about he's been milk trucking lately. So, yeah, they take in big tankers. He's like, yeah, you got to be really careful because they don't put a baffle inside the tanks because it gets the milk moldy. So the milk saucers around a lot more in it. really throws you off that you could rear end somebody yeah as he was saying like if you're not careful the the milk in the trailer will move the truck like 10 or 12 feet think they'd make the trailer

the size where you would just fill it all the way 100% full well then there's probably a weight restriction but that's what i'm saying make the trailer smaller so that it's made to be the vessel is 100% full yeah yeah does milk expand Glenn was talking to me uh we were talking about you know trucking and how he wants to start up his own business and like, you know, you need to get this much money so you can buy the truck and whatever. I was like, and I've heard of rappers. For some reason, like some rappers are like investing in trucking.

So like they have trucks, you know, and I was like, damn, like that kind of be, I could see us getting into the trucking world. Like we invest in a trucking business. Like we just get a couple trucks. Maybe we partner with Glenn. He's driving, making sure all that shit's going. But like I could see that. Seeboy's trucking.

I love that. Next time you're going down the interstate. it starts expanding. Sea Boy's trucking now. Yeah. There would be viral clips of our truck ripping up. They're the fastest trucking around. You're just demo derbying out on the highway.

The issue is we would just be getting too high on our own supply where they'd just be trucking our own stuff all over the place. Yeah, I know. But that'd be a benefit. You'd have these truckers and the trucks and then you're also using, like you'd have the trucks to haul our stuff, which we need. But then we can also have them doing other stuff on the side. I think that the most lucrative trucking is like the refrigeration trucking

when you're like hauling like produce like that or probably maybe milk. I'd imagine the most lucrative would have to be like the ice road trucking where there's like the highest stakes like you could fucking fall through that. That's true. Yeah, we'd probably be pretty good at that. Yeah. Evan in a truck and sent him across the lake. Speaking of which, I was like, do we want to talk about this?

Speaking of which, are we going to talk about the viral video that we? somehow got thrown into being a part of what i figured we might watch it on the podcast what are you oh yeah let's do that oh yeah i haven't watched it yet i definitely i haven't watched it either yeah it's kind of long we got to get buddy a fresh all right so i think we we put this on so we've been getting tagged in a youtube video it's basically a police cam footage from from wisconsin from wisconsin they're chasing this this guy in a pickup that's running from him they finally catch him he happened to go out on the on the lake which happened to also be thin ice the cops didn't want to go out and then he hops out they finally get him he's in the

seaboys sweatshirt it's like the thumbnail it's the thumbnail and it's like kind of getting a lot of views because i think people maybe i think it's one of our thin ice videos yeah i mean it does kind of like line up but i got to read you guys some of these comments i haven't seen this see boys video yet drunk driving on thin ice that one was good and then it was like this guy really living life wide open but i almost feel like we should send this guy another sweatshirt yeah heaven had a pretty funny point i don't know if it's true or not but he goes that looks like the type of guy to just steal the sweatshirt from somebody else oh man i am on buddy's side you seem like a nice guy he just had a couple too many bush lights

but yeah he did look like maybe he just grabbed it at a party it was it was a really interesting thing like getting asked like oh so what do you guys think about that like what do you think about him being in that sweatshirt i'm like you know yeah i was like i can't you know he's at the end of the day i do love that he's he's i thought it was kind of cool yeah i was like i can't help that he's like oh so those are your type of fan no no no it's just one of them i just think it shows how big uh just the overall channel and brand has gotten yeah i've had it sent in so many different like groups that i'm in between like my family like the business world the people that we work with

that are like not even from this country and they're sending it to us. Really? Yeah. And then, like just different friends too. But how does that video

end up in the code blue's hands where they're like, this is something that we can, like, post? Like, how do people get that footage? I'm pretty sure once the court stuff and everything, I think all of that, if it's used in court.

Yeah, if it's used in court, it's got to like come out eventually. I don't know how they get the rights like post it and probably make money off their channel posting it that seems maybe a little gray but right this guy is basically just getting like outed i almost wonder if the video is getting some more views because it's like in the thumbnail he's wearing the sea boys it can't hurt i'm sure it's not hurting but like it's also unfortunate that he got arrested because now it's like

maybe it wouldn't have popped off as much now he's got like i don't know how many views it's got last i checked it was like 300 000 so i mean that's like quite a bit of views sounded like he already They had a DUI or two. I mean, that, like, if you weren't in a public eye before, then to get a video, your video being arrested to get 400,000 views. Yeah, that's, I guess that makes sense why, like, certain celebrities, like, when Zach Ryan, the country artist got pulled over, he wouldn't give the cop his address, because he was like, I have, like, you know, too many people showing up to my house right now.

Like, I don't feel comfortable giving you my address, which he could have just given him the idea. He also knew he wasn't doing nothing wrong. he wanted to mess with that cop. Yeah. Like, basically, like, he knew that in the long run, nothing was going to happen if he wanted, you know. Yeah.

But I guess that makes sense, though. Like, people get, people get a hold of, like, a celebrity's, you know, pull over footage. And then if it does get blasted to the internet, then you got the celebrity saying where they live and, and, like, showing, I guess, their personal. Yeah. But that happens all the time on those cop videos,

and they literally just burp deep that spot. But either way. That one didn't make a whole lot of sense to me But I guess it makes a little bit more If you look at it What do we think about our boy Morgie Wally Throwing a chair Thought it was kind of lame

Honestly The Broadway chairs alone He's silly for that I mean You thought it was lame of him to throw the chair Yeah Man I wish I knew What's going on here

I feel like I missed something That happened in the last week We'll explain what happened Let the liquor talk Without chucking chairs You know That's not that easy I think it's funny

I think it's funny because it just shows that he's like a degenerate and he's still a degenerate. Like he always does things that like get him back in the news and like that's what makes him more relatable and likable. Like I think that's funny. But do you think someone's likable if they throw just like a random chair? I thought it was. Did it hit an old lady or something?

He just threw it like over the edge of the building. I mean like 20 stories up or something. Oh yeah. If there was like an old lady and some kids walking on the sidewalk type of deal, they could have been hit by a chair. It almost hit two police officers. Like if it would imagine you're some. normal-ass person and joining your day, you're on vacation and Nashville, you get hit by a

fucking chair. Like, you could die. Yeah, that's not good. It would not be good. It would not be good, but it was. Yeah, I guess I don't think it was saying the situation as a whole. I guess I have a different from you. Like, when I hear that, I'm like, damn, that whole thing's just pretty lame. Like, I feel like Montley crew would have thrown like a TV or something. And like throwing a TV, what's the difference? I think throwing a TV off is cooler than throwing a, just a, a plastic Like a steel chair. I don't know. But either way, I think it's just like, dude, could have really killed someone.

Any guy at a college bar could throw a chair. Yeah. To get up and take the TV out of the wall. Smash it on the ground. Also, like, a TV's more expensive than a chair. Like, it's just like, it's more like, I don't give a fuck. Whereas, like, the chair is kind of just like anybody could have thrown. Just kind of an idiot move.

There's this group of YouTubers I watch who smash plastic chairs. Man, those things would probably break into a million people. pieces of you threw it from I'm just glad he didn't hurt anybody yeah I guess I sure you have a great point you have a great point that he's just kind of being a D-gen and like he chucked some chairs off at the end of the day no big deal I'm just glad that like if it would have hit somebody probably would have been probably in jail probably would have been the best thing for those people grant say they don't die they just get hit with a chair they'd probably be set for life getting hip on a chair throwing it wasn't oh yeah stories it was like three

I think it was like three stories I don't know why I said 20 When you search up Morgan Wallen, the, like, number one search is just Morgan Wallen chair. Chair, yeah. I wonder where that chair is now. It's probably worth some money. Yeah, true. I saw a thing that, you know, what he's trying to do is like portray the outlaw image. And then someone had used Johnny Cash, the thing like he's trying to be a rebel, like how Johnny Cash was back in the day.

So I look up Johnny Cash breaking the law. Johnny's most notable arrest may have been the time he got caught smuggling amphetamines in his guitar case across the Mexican border to El Paso. Texas on a thousand pills in his guitar case to me that's just like putting anyone at danger though like an innocent person you know that's just like being a rock star you got drugs in your guitar case that's that doesn't know that's like I mean I was like well that maybe isn't the right way I'm not sure to go about it either you draw the line then dude if you want to do drugs like they're not good for you they're bad for you and you're not hurting anyone like I wouldn't suggest it but that's your choice yeah I don't know I mean there's

There's definitely multiple ways to look at it, but being that nobody was hurt. Yeah. All right, kids. Could have hurt somebody, though. CJ would rather see you do drugs than throw chairs. Off a roof? Yeah, I would. Off a roof for sure.

You could hurt somebody that didn't choose to do anything. They were just trying to live their life. Yeah, it is, I guess, hurting yourself over somebody else. It's always probably a better answer. And speaking of someone potentially getting hurt, Ryan is going to be eaten by a bear. What? Oh, I am? Yeah.

Yeah, your local bear. Oh, yeah. Dude, that thing is actually getting to be a bit of a man. He's huge, too. He's a huge bear. That thing is not to be fucked with. Ryan checked his security cameras the other day, and there's not a bear just, like, in his vicinity.

It's just like hanging out literally at his front door. But look at how big this thing. Is it swam across the freaking lake? I know, which makes me happy because it looks like it swam from my shore to another shore. So thankfully, it hopefully should be farther away. But yeah, I woke up one morning and the trash is just all over the driveway. I'm like, oh, that's weird. It must have been Micah.

Like, it wasn't that windy. So I pick it up and there's like big bite marks in the side of the trash can. I was like, oh, shit, must have been a bear. Didn't really think much of it. Then the next night, the trash was all over the driveway again. I go, what the fuck is kind of annoying now? And then we start hearing rumblings from all the neighbors in the area like, oh, there's a bear walking around and stuff like that.

So then we went and checked the cameras. And yeah, dude, the thing's just like sniffing at the front door, sitting in the backyard, obviously messing up the trash can, which is pretty annoying. But like, it's just hanging around, dude. When we go out there, like at night, you know, could be having a bonfire. But if you got to run and take a pee or something,

like I don't, I'm not going to mess with you. Dude, if that bear was in the driveway, when you turned the deadbolt on the door, it would scurry away like a, scurry away. Every one that you hear of dying, they're in my yard all kinds. He's a grizzly. Dude, someone's going to shoot that thing now.

I know. I think it's getting a little too comfortable. Well, also, it's just, you got to think there's going to be way more people down here now. Exactly. That might push the bear away, though. It might either push it away or someone's going to pop it. I think it's just the spring, the weather, bears out, getting some snacks. I wonder if it's that black bear that you saw in the corn last.

It definitely is. That's a crazy video. Pop that one up, too. He was a lot smaller than. Yeah, he's thick, dude. Yeah, he's been getting into some garbage. It's like every couple months that beer pops. We'd get down to Donald's and burn it.

We don't have the problem. The bear's going through all the garbage. Garbage. Can you just shoot a bear around here? I don't think so. There's seasons and you got to get it applied for a permit. So like someone couldn't just shoot him if he was on his property. Listen,

if you got that bear, we're cool, he sells something like garbage and doesn't start playing with Daisy. We're cool. He can hang around all he wants. All you have to do is say that the bear was attacking Daisy and you blow his head off. Okay. I would probably be more worried about like eagles and hawks with Daisy.

Oh, yeah, definitely. Or one of you guys getting a dog? Because Alex the other day was like, I know someone who's getting a dog And you don't. I was like, what a flex? I was like, Ryan and Alondra. Are you going to get a dog?

No. And then I was like, Benning Greta? I don't know. I was like, I'm assuming it pertains to me if you're telling me. So then that's why I asked. I was like, oh, maybe Mike's getting a dog. Mike? No.

I did kind of want to get a little baby beaver. Okay. Yeah, I saw this little bit of a tree. I'm not sure if you can get a baby beaver. I don't know. This lady on TikTok. has one. Cute as fuck.

I don't get beaver fever from those things. I'm not sure if that's, not sure if that's legal. Beaver fever? It's beaver fever really a thing or does it just rhyme? Look at these little dude. Tell me you don't want that little beard like that.

I think it's what happens if you drink the water from the pond where there's a beaver dam you get. Well, you shouldn't be drinking pond water anyways. Yeah. Jardia. Beaver fevers. Remember you used to jump in your pond because we thought it would make us healthy.

Well, that's what you need to do. Oh, that's what you need to do. Maybe I should do that. Jump in the pond. Go back to the old water. Watering hole. I do think that, kind of like where CJ's taking too many vitamins, you take too many vitamins, you got to get back to the dirt and the hot pockets and you'll maybe a few beers.

That's a good point. I had this pond behind my parents' house growing up, and it was disgusting. Like, it was probably like three feet water, three feet muck, and then it would get like algae green where you, there was no water. It was just all algae green. On top, yeah. And so we were at my parents' house one day in the summer. and my parents had, like, their friends over it that make, like, insanely strong margaritas.

And so we're there for, like, I kid you not 45 minutes. And Jake, Cody, and then I think everyone's sitting here, except for Evan, you know, probably started sipping on these margaritas, and somehow Jake and Cody had more margaritas than anyone else. And next thing you know, we're down by the pond, and they have a bet that they can swim across this pond. It's probably 100 yards across the pond So it's not like huge, but it's disgusting And so next thing you know They strip down and they're swimming across this pond

I think Jake did it Cody got halfway He got halfway and turned around Because we were like Cody You are literally closer to the other side Than swimming back And he was like, it's so fucking gross So after Jake did that though He didn't get sick for like two years

And he was like I swam where it's because of that pond. We grew up swimming in the golf course pond, like looking for golf balls and stuff, but they say those are like the worst. Those are fertilizer. Plus, it's basically what you just described, like the three feet of water,

three feet of shit on the bottom. They're nasty to begin with. Well, between the fertilizer and the asbestos, though, they probably cancel each other out in your body, so you're probably good. I'm feeling superhuman these days. Yeah, you're back to net zero. Oh, C.J. jumped in the pond last year when we were leftless golfing.

Did you get sick? No, but I got really itchy. Got a rash. Yeah. Could have been from anything, though. Yeah, that was probably unrelated. That's true. It was probably from my whole body. From the shirt you were wearing. Maybe, yeah. This is a good time.

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