Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV RV Trip Across America
Episode Date: March 14, 2022In today's podcast, Ken gets his own camera, we break down spending 24 hours in an igloo, fake crashing a plane, Elon Musk's latest experiment, Aaron Rodgers getting paid too much, and our upcoming RV... trip. Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code WIDEOPEN at https://MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod Download the VersusGame app here: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/versusgame/id1536931360 Merch: https://cboystv.com/ Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, what's up, guys?
Welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.
This one is a little bit different.
We're feeling pretty good about it.
We finally got a Jamie Cam or Ken Cam.
Cut to Jamie.
after after 20 some episodes of every single time we mention Ken or Ken has something to say
we have to flip the mics around like that just so we can get the audio from behind and
then you can't even see what he's saying so somebody had the big brain move to just put
a camera on him who knows one day you might even get to speak how you doing over there jamie
yeah you didn't seem too excited about the idea oh it's more work for Ryan how
it's true it's one more camera angle to edit it's it seems simple to add that in but it's just such a subtle deflection
it's like we don't even notice them anymore that's what's gonna say like i mean you you talk during
every podcast this is no different now then you actually get your screen time there should be like
no skin off the off your back okay it's good then i'm just glad ken gets to defend himself a little
bit now we talk a lot of shit sometimes when ken's not on here yep and you just have to yell from
behind that's not true i got
the power to mute you yeah ken actually does hold a lot of power back there uh we've we've talked about
maybe getting like a fifth camera or a fifth microphone kind of set up in the middle because then
when we have like justin on or or uh evan or like one of like the main homies it's always hard to
decide like who hops off and we've kind of done a couple different renditions of it but
i think the if there's almost five people like that's a lot and we try not to over
talk over each other which
I think we're...
But that's difficult with that many people.
I think we're pretty good at it, not talking over each other.
I think it'd be fun sometimes.
I guess just leave a comment down below what you guys think about that,
or if four is like the perfect number.
Well, boys, I think we missed a big opportunity this weekend.
This weekend, this past weekend, we were...
We spent 24 hours in a snow fort.
And that was just 24 hours straight.
probably a good 48 hours collectively almost.
I think we should have done a podcast inside of the snow for it.
I agree.
It would have been so hard, though.
With everything else on top of what we did,
throwing a podcast into the mix,
it would almost been unrealistic.
Obviously, in hindsight, it would have been sick.
But, dude, it was hard enough just to have, like, the energy
to flip the camera on.
for, like, updates throughout it,
let alone put together an entire podcast.
Yeah.
You know what I think we should have done?
We should have done it for 50 hours.
Then you would have had time.
Well, yeah.
If you look at Mr. Beast,
every time he does one, he does for 50,
we're doing pussy-ass 24 hours.
Why 50 hours?
It looks better.
Looks better probably for the title.
We should have done 50.
What did he do for 50 hours?
I could not have done 50 hours.
I think.
I could not have done 50 hours.
I could have.
I was chilling.
I could have totally done 50 hours
if we not have to dig that ourselves and carry all that gear out.
You know, if I walked in there with my sleeping bag and my gear, I could.
That's true.
I was chilling, dude.
I could have kept doing it.
I could have done it.
I don't think I could have done it to be completely honest with you.
I was pretty tapped out after 24.
And going into the night, I don't know how well we captured it on camera, but I don't know
where Ken got this idea that I was going to quit if I made a couple jokes about it.
But Ken, at least every five, ten minutes would be like, dude, just quit.
All you have to do is just quit right now.
We'll both leave.
We'll both get our cars wrapped.
I'm like, I don't know.
Why are you soloing me out for this?
I'm not going to quit, Ken.
I was trying to manifest it.
Yeah.
So if you, if you watch the video, we, uh, or haven't, we did a consequence.
If you don't, if you didn't stay the 24 hours.
In the igloo.
Yes, in the igloo that we built.
The consequence was if you bailed, you get your car wrapped.
However we want to wrap it.
and you have to keep it that way for a month.
And no one backed out.
I'm pretty surprised.
I mean, like CJ said, it wasn't, it wasn't the end of the world.
I mean, we had a TV, we had heaters, we had a keg of beers, pizzazz steak.
It was great.
It was very luxury.
It was pretty luxury, but still by the end of it, dude, I was so mentally fatigued.
I was just like, I'm just ready to be warm, like fully warm, you know, like sitting in a nice room,
warm and shower and brush my teeth.
and just feel like the feeling of being whole and like warm you know dude i i i think i could
have done 50 hours if i felt more safe about our what we built yeah that's true that was
mostly what i was worried about i'm not gonna lie i i was having PTSD sleeping last night dude
so i stayed at i stayed at greta's house and i probably woke up five times throughout the
night and the room was just dark enough where it brought me back to the cave and I'd look up
at the ceiling and I and it brought me back to the moment where I'd like freak out like I had like
PTSD of being like claustrophobic because the whole time I don't know if I said this to you guys
I was fucking scared of that ceiling falling falling on us and like every time somebody knew would
come in they would just be like wow this is sketchy it would be like oh yeah oh yeah
you could die you probably will die yeah you will die yeah and after hearing that like five different
times it really start to think about it and then the ceiling does start to cave and collapse
and then you're like oh shit and then and then you sleep in that and i had it pretty good i was kind
of on like the edge of it like cat just slept right in the middle and i actually got of all of you guys
just slept like right underneath the ceiling so the issue with it is people are like
why didn't you build it more more caved like so then all the pressure isn't just sitting there flat right
because when you make an igloo if you basically have all the weight is just dispersed kind of at angles
and that's what hold it up where we didn't have that luxury of having a big enough snow pile
so the ceiling was just basically flat and um i was really scared honestly i was worried about that
and and like that was like the hardest part i had to get like drunk enough where i was
was like kind of just accepted it and then i was ungodly hungover which made it even worse and then
once once the buzz kind of wore off then i was just like oh shit this is scary i went out there
and it actually still hadn't collapsed yet that's good to hear which does make me feel a little bit
better i guess i think though the heater because i slept next to the heater the heater the heater
wasn't on but it had run periodically throughout the night and that was weakening the ceiling
severely.
Actually, the only chunk of the ceiling that fell was about six inches from my head in the morning.
That's what woke me up.
Then I couldn't fall back to see who he was going to follow me.
But it was still up this morning.
So I was like, you know what?
Maybe we were a little too worried.
I think we were.
I was also worried about the ventilation of it, running that propane heater in it.
Because we literally have.
I mean, if you're in a fish house and you got the propane going on, you don't really
think about that but i was just like dude i can see the news articles five idiot
youtubeers died doing some kind of stunt died doing their stunt everyone reading like yeah i always knew
that was gonna happen yeah that's that's how that was gonna go and uh i don't know it's just
i was worried about that too in hindsight probably didn't need to be but it was just like
the little things in the moment where once once you're out you're like thank god yeah you guys
are talking gibberish.
You, Ken, and Mike, or Ben, Ken, and Mike,
we're literally talking gibberish at the end of the night.
It was like 3.34 in the morning right after we lost,
the generator seized up.
So Ryan, I were cranking on that thing for like 30 minutes out in the pitch dark.
But we got it going, and you guys were just sitting in there talking gibberish.
All three of you talking gibberish.
CJ and I walked in and we kind of like sat down.
We looked each other.
Yeah, we gave each other just a look like, what are they talking?
about right now you guys had officially lost it
maybe the fumes did play a part in that
I don't know I it was just three really
stupid people trying to talk to each other
and no one knew what they were saying
and Ryan and I looked at each other and said well
let's go to bed yep
everyone got packed up and went to bed
and yeah I don't I don't think there was
anything like wrong with us we're all just
really stupid
so we genuinely
wanted to get a solilo
solid liquor blanket on for the night ahead of us.
And CJ was like, well, why would I get drunk tonight when I can drink all day tomorrow,
which is exactly what you did.
It was more so the fact that if something was going to go wrong,
I wanted to be in like a right state of mind to like handle it appropriately.
Or like I didn't want to go to bed and feel out of control of anything.
Yeah, I was out of control.
I was 100.
I regret all my decisions.
That was the right decision to make.
Yeah, I appreciate that, you guys doing that.
I wasn't nearly as scared as you, so, like, it didn't matter to me, but I still appreciate
that there was someone there to be in control, but I didn't think it was going to get out
of control.
I didn't, I didn't see that, like, the headline, the five, you, like, we weren't doing
anything that extreme.
The ceiling was deteriorating, but it wasn't.
That was the thing.
Everyone always is like, oh, what you do is so dangerous.
and I was at the dentist the week before and they were talking just honestly like shit
it was like oh you haven't died during one of your stunts and I was like what I'm sitting right here
I was like yeah no I'm here I'm fine and they're like what are you doing this weekend we're like we're
just digging a snow cave like it's not even dangerous like it's more creative they see the news
and then the news happened I was like this would be the thing that would take us out but when I was
sitting there I was like I just am so
sick of people I was going like oh what's the next crazy stunt you're going to do
so I thought up the next time that someone asks us that I'm just going to come up with the
most outrageous story ever they're going to be like what are you guys going to do this
weekend are like oh we actually have four horses and we're going to drag ken part by each
limb and we'll see how long you can hang on or like oh we're actually just going to drive as
fast as we can and then uh turn into a brick wall into a brick wall it's like just say actually
crazy things and a nose dog.
They probably get them talking.
They probably talk about you.
Be good publicity.
People be like, I can look up this and see if they actually did it.
Yeah, so Ben's dad's got an airplane and we're going to ghost ride it.
Just jump out, parachutes obviously, but the plane, just let it go down wherever, wherever it goes.
Some guy actually did that.
Yeah.
And he got called out for it big time by a bunch of airplane YouTubers.
Yeah, he said he could have landed it.
Wait, what?
No.
Some dude just.
I can't remember the context of it.
So I don't want to speak on it to.
in depth but some dude got up in an airplane like vlogged him like taking off and doing everything
like that and then had like GoPro mounts like perfectly angled it was like a weirdly set up it was
totally was he a YouTuber he was trying he was set up he was trying to become a youtube okay so he
YouTube and then the engine failed or something went wrong with it where he had to skydive out
so he just so happened to have like his equipment and his equipment ready like hopped out and just
bailed and let the plane crash and it was conveniently like no panic it was over this like field
and it was kind of like an older cheaper plane and it went down then he uploads this thing and like
it's pretty damn good title and thumbnail like having to skydive out of my airplane I mean yeah
it broke and like he survives and then he goes and sees his crashed airplane but like the way
it was cut the way he was acting it was so obviously fake honestly what he should have done was just
crashing my airplane on purpose.
Yeah.
Like, no one could have been mad.
Except for, like, people,
aviation people take that shit seriously,
as you probably should.
You're flying an airplane.
Like, there is no room for dicking around.
Like, when Whistlin Diesel bought his plane
and he didn't even take it off the ground,
they were so freaking mad about it.
They thought it was so dangerous and, like,
the FFA was all up in arms about it.
FAA, not that FAA.
Future farmers of America,
they were pissed.
That's okay.
I just didn't watch you get around.
No, right, yeah.
But yeah, no, it was just so obvious.
fake he did on purpose but he tried passing off like oh my shit stopped working so i mean
technically he got called out hard you can't like you can't skydive out of the plane at the last
minute so you like you kind of have to make your decision early but did he like no they're saying
he could have just landed it he could just coasted and landed it and he just jumped right out that
bitch how did he get his plane back i mean obviously gotta see if it's still up dude he was getting heat
from it and enough heat where he turned off
the comments. Oh. I'm like, bro,
if you turn off the comments, you're looking guilty.
You got to own that. And he's probably not
trying to argue back that he
could, you know, well, maybe I could
have or no, I couldn't have because he probably
knows it. He knows it's fake, obviously.
Who goes up in an airplane
with their own parachute ready?
Yeah, do they? It's right here. I don't know.
It seems like a good idea.
It's like going out on a boat with a life jacket.
Oh, it's Trevor Jacob. Yeah, his name
is Trevor Jacob.
Yeah, I haven't seen the video, but...
Post the video.
It was two months ago, 1.6 million views.
That's all he got for crashing a plane?
And it just says, I crashed my plane.
Oh, I don't know.
I thought he would do better.
Same.
I hope he thought it would do better, too.
Maybe YouTube throttled it.
Yeah, they were like, we don't want.
Bro, we cut the roof off a limo as real as it gets.
I mean, or like the idea of it is like him just taken off and it's like he just has
the GoPro's going.
That dude's had some interesting videos.
I mean, whether or not that's...
Are you sure we're talking about the same person?
He doesn't really post that much.
He doesn't.
How do you know what his videos are?
I've seen a few.
Really?
Yeah.
Mike told me about a really interesting,
I don't know if we're done talking about.
Oh.
Jeez, kid.
Damn, Jamie.
Yeah, you guys haven't seen this?
I haven't.
So he just takes off.
He's playing it cool.
You know, I hate to say that the guy is completely faked it.
Then it's just like, oh, the engine.
And like, I don't know
It's just everything was just so
It just hops out
I mean to be fair
It doesn't look like there's a ton of landing spots there
No they're saying you could have just coasted it right around
And like I don't know
Dude there's like pilots reacting to it
And saying that it's so clearly fake
Yeah I mean I don't really know anything
He just jumps out that bitch
He's like oh and then it tanks
That's crazy
Yeah because he's not probably holding the thing
So it just goes straight down
Good day for skydiving
though.
Honestly,
ready with the
GoPro cam.
Are you kidding me?
Look at him looking back up at him.
Joe Rogan looking at us.
What if it just started following you?
His headphones are sitting here like
I mean,
he's got to have for a long time.
That's what I mean like,
he was in,
he was skydiving for like 45 seconds of like straight falling.
So I feel like he could have.
He's got one finger on that thing.
uh he could have had a little more time to figure out what he was going to do because like this thing's still going down
i guess we're going to have to try it yeah did it start a fire way no i think it's a pretty good video
idea i'm just saying he should just owned up in like yeah for sure for sure i crashed my plane on
purpose he would probably got way more views that way yeah i agree so then what i got to grant there's
probably yeah i want to see it crashing into the thing it's just what's the angle from the sky
is that those planes aren't very much money like that thing's probably 60 grand tops i don't even
that much.
I mean, I've seen people do worse for less.
There you go.
Boom.
Dang.
That was a hard hit.
Do he have this thing?
GoProed up.
Yeah.
There's a GoPro shot of where it's landing to.
The weird thing is, he scoops in on it.
Being a YouTuber, like, did he not have a plan?
What do you mean a plan?
Well, sorry.
What makes it seem fake is he doesn't come off and he's like,
Today we're going to go fly to this place.
No, I think he just had his, just GoPro's going in case maybe,
because, I mean, a lot of people do GoPro themselves, just doing stuff.
I mean, that's true, but he had so much.
And he was a lot of gopros on that.
A lot, a lot of gopros.
He had to have, like, five.
Holy crap.
Yeah, no, but it's the ending that makes it seem so fake.
Because, like, if you're listening to him talk, he's like, okay,
now I got to get out of here.
And he, like, hikes.
And then, like, he, like, gets to the road.
and there's, like, a car come by and goes, hey, stop, stop.
And then, like, they, like, stop and, like, the video cuts and, like, hops in.
I don't know.
It's just kind of cringe, bro.
I do feel bad if this was a complete accident, the dude has his plane to throw out on them.
We're not the first people calling him out on.
Like, there's pilots like, dude, why would you jump out?
It's so interesting, the way that it crumpled, like, the whole thing.
Yeah.
It would have been like, especially a plane like that, I think.
Okay, the engine's completely off, but I'm still flying.
Yeah, but I guess if you were like, well, I have this perishing.
shoot ready to roll
the chance of me
That's like Brian Laundrie
That's what I thought initially too
This is what he was up to
He fucking
Logged his whole way out at least
Turn the YouTube remote on
Yeah just go to the very end
Like yeah he's like sipping the water
Out of the
Oh he had a camelback
No he was sipping water out of a river
Like
Ugh
Making noise like that
Now go to the end
Go to the end
CJ
I don't know
I don't care that it's like fake
I just, I don't know.
He should have just owned up.
What's he holding on to there?
Waterba?
And he's explaining these random ass people.
I'd crush my plan.
I would say moral of the story with content exactly like this, we try our best to do this.
If you're going, if you're going to like do something crazy and try to have it come off as like staged or whatever or come across as a certain way, you're better off just owning up to it.
I'd just do it real.
That's all I'd say.
Or not owning up to it or whatever.
you're better off just like putting it out there and saying I did this not this happened how crazy is that and trying to set it up like it the internet's real quick to call you out yeah I mean it's like the odds especially if you're not good at it that one wasn't half bad but hey Mike told me something super interesting earlier he found this YouTuber that dug a hole like a cave oh it's so cool from uh from a shop to his house but yeah like he just straight up dug like a pretty but like but like he just straight up dug like a pretty but like but like like but like like but like but like
Like a mind-ass tunnel, right?
Yeah.
He's very like Mark Rober-esque, you know, doesn't upload very often, but he...
Because he's been digging a cave, probably.
Because it actually takes him that long.
Like, jack hammering, like, you know, cutting out literal rocks, and then he puts up, he welds frame...
Right, yeah.
Frames in, and then he puts mesh, like, wire mesh on all of it, and then he fills that with
concrete, like it's as legit as it gets.
And on his part seven series, he finally made it to his house.
but he's doing like everything perfectly.
Is that legal?
Can you dig a tunnel?
Ben has the same thing.
I said the same thing,
but Elon Musk is out here just boring tunnel.
Well, he has permits.
Right.
But I would just digging.
I would say like,
if you really wanted to do it,
you could do it.
You know,
it's just no one wants to do it
because it's like the amount of work
that it looks like it takes,
it's been at it for six months.
Just making digging video.
Well, do you think about how hard it was
to dig a tunnel in the snow.
Yeah.
So I got me thinking, though.
All right, so we got our new property
and there's just one house.
in between our shop and our new property,
we just bore a tunnel from the shop,
just pops out in the middle of the field.
That'd be pretty badass.
Oh, I mean, so keep in mind,
his tunnel is probably a fifth of that length,
maybe less.
But he didn't have little minions like we do.
Right.
But no, that would be,
actually that would be the coolest thing ever.
When Ken's minions are done,
fill in his orders,
we had to dig a tunnel.
They come back up two days later,
like black faces like minus.
How far did you?
you guys make it five feet yeah five feet not bad not bad come back to mile that's what i kept
thinking about when we were digging the snow cave i was like guys this isn't that bad because think
about like pablo eskabar's people that had to dig him his caves you know yeah real caves
that shit would have been way harder because it's not snow it's like dirt yeah it wasn't paula
esk bar's el chapo but yeah el choppel but i'm pretty sure pablo eskabar had caves too he might
have but el chapo was like he's like the tunnel god he has tunnels everywhere they like
tunneled them in and out of prison, didn't they?
Dude, he escaped too.
That's crazy.
Weird El Chapo fact.
All right.
So he goes to prison and I can't remember how long he was there for.
Yeah.
And his crew buys a farmhouse a mile and a half away from the prison.
And there's prison video of him going into his shower and then just disappearing.
Well, they built a tunnel from this farmhouse a mile and a half down, right?
And then into his cell.
So he dips out of his cell, gets on this motorcycle that has a bike.
They had a motorcycle.
Oh, yeah.
A motorcycle.
And then rides this motorcycle, a mile and a half through the tunnel, pops up in this
farmhouse, and then obviously his crew is there to grab them, and then they shuffle
them all over the place.
And then by the time they realized that he was missing, he was already, like, pretty much
probably at the end of the tunnel.
Yeah, isn't it like crazy, dude?
The motorcycle is the best part.
I mean, granted, a mile and a half long tunnel, but.
I wonder if he was worried about carbon monoxide per.
Probably not.
Is it crazy?
That's what, how, like, how?
They just dig out underneath the whole prison where they just falls in?
I don't know, man.
I guess you got to put those type of guys on the second floor.
He pays those guys a lot.
I think I'm ready to hang up my tunnel digging for a while.
I don't blame you.
I mean, there's just a lot of work.
You guys all follow, like, we have a lot of fan pages.
Not a flex, we just do.
There's a lot.
I have a lot.
You have a lot. You guys have quite a few to it.
But there's the main fan pages.
pages I call. They're all ran by one person. I won't disclose his name, but we kind of know who he is.
But anyway, all on his... We're not asking them to make the page to be clear. And he made, he's got
Jonah. He's got Cheddar. He's got Jetsky Ryan. He's got Speedo Mike. And then he's got, it's just
Ken Matthews fan page. And so those are the mains. You can tell by the followers, they're like all.
And he, and like the main C-Boys TV. Yes. And C-Boys TV fans, he also runs. So he runs the main fan
accounts.
I am so entertained by just, like, the dynamic that he creates within these fan pages.
Like, he was, like, literally posted a picture that Ben was, like, surfing with Alex way back
in the day.
I mean, I don't know how old you were.
CJ's girlfriend.
You were, like, 13 or something.
Anyway, it was, like, cheddar posting it, like, trying to start beef with Jonah.
And it's just so funny.
And it was like, I'm just picturing.
I'm, like, just killing it.
Running all seven, six of these accounts.
and like starting out of cheddar goes back into Jonah comments on it does and he'll share like something on like speedo mic and then he'll share something on CBOI it's very he's very invested and it's just like so so entertaining so if you guys aren't following like if there's any fan pages worth following it would be those ones he's so dedicated he's so dedicated to it's so dedicated to it and i was like dude this has got to take a lot of time right and he was like no not i mean not that much time and all of his buddies were like
bro that's all you do yeah like he he genuinely like sits down and like thinks about like he creates
content he's not just reposting our stuff that's the coolest part about it yeah he was i was asking him
where do you find most of these things because he's got to dig for a lot of them and he was like yeah
you know that's something i pride myself on is i don't just take your guys's content and just repost it
i actually have to work for some of it and or i'll go in and uh screen
shot some of like the snapchats that you wouldn't normally see or things like that which i love
he made that little edit on my tc too he put like many different videos together and then made a
full-blown edit that's pretty impressive to bring my car back which did make me decide i'm buying that
shit back are you that's sweet dude we should hire that kid for something the dedication
yeah we really should yeah yeah like some sort of social like i mean it's impressive he's better
pose them than us.
And it's cool.
Can you just run all of our personal pages?
It's cool seeing him create content about you or about any of you, like that you haven't
seen in a certain way or a certain light.
You may have seen it before.
It's also unfortunate that he's doing some digging on our Facebooks and stuff because,
you know, there's embarrassing stuff you did at 14 years old unintentionally.
Yeah, Ryan went in and deleted most of his stuff.
Bro, I was a big social media guy.
I love taking pictures
Especially on Facebook
I'm looking at my Facebook picks
Like why did I put this up there
Because you just upload albums
I just went through actually yesterday
And deleted to some random photos
Why did I upload this?
I love some golden nuggets
Of me and Ken
Up on there still though
You gotta leave those
There's some good ones
Ryan and Ken best friends back in the day
You're buying your TCEU back
Why?
Why?
Well okay this is what I'm thinking
I'm gonna sell my truck
and I'm going to buy a Z-O-1-1-L-E.
And I don't want to drive that down the gravel,
so I'm going to buy my T-C back,
and then I'll have a Rally-T-C.
Can you buy it back?
Where is it?
He lives in the same apartment building as my sister.
No way.
Yeah.
Hey, CJ, you know what that T-C has on it now?
A dumb-ass wing.
Dumb-ass wing.
I'm taking the wing off.
I'm taking the carbon fiber wrapped hood.
No, no, the carbon fiber-wrapped hood.
I figured you guys would all like that.
I thought you like mods like that, guys.
We'll fix it up.
I'm going to make it look how I had it.
Yeah, I'm going to make it look how I had it.
And then my dad bought his high school car back too.
I'm pretty cool to have mine.
I'm personally all for it.
All for it.
I think that's a great car.
And I think that if push came to shove, this sounds so dumb.
But like, let's say you blew the motor on it.
You know how those motors are a dime a dozen?
Yeah.
I mean, like, he's listening to this right now.
Two jZ swap.
He's just going up.
Dude, he's like, he wants it back.
He wants it bad.
He's using himself for 12.
I don't know what it's worth, but...
I didn't know what you're doing to look over.
CJ is just playing with his cord over there and...
I think it was the fact that he was yawning at the same time.
Oh, that's what you're doing.
Fuck.
Super random.
But would you guys install Elon Musk's neural link into your brain?
No.
Yeah.
Mike needs all the help you can get.
Okay, all right.
Okay, perfect.
CJ, we'll start with you.
Why?
Why would I want to install a chip into my brain?
I'd rather just be me.
Does it change you?
You better.
I'm not going to run that risk.
I already like how I am.
I think right now what they want to use it for or what they're building it for is people that have
you know let's say they're paralyzed and it should be able to reconnect your brain and your spinal
cord no idea how yeah and then you're able to obviously and then you control your whole nervous system
I think yeah but then but then they talk about it if you're installing it in and and then what if it gets
to the point where it's just like a built-in computer and it's just like downloadable facts or something
like that just insane or what if what if someone hacks that and everyone who has a neural link now turns
into like they're under their control and they're like i can't do it you know and they just turn
into like a zombie that's why i would never do it right is there my is mind control is that part of it
or is it more no is they have control of your whole brain that's like yeah you brought up the
hacker thing and that makes me kind of rethink because i Elon is not the typical uh
rich like he's not like hungry necessarily for money or power and i don't think he's he's ever
been malicious that's why i feel comfortable knows they might as used to say that about Putin
But, yeah, I don't think Elon Musk is malicious.
I don't know if they ever did, but they might have.
They said about Hitler.
They thought he was such a great guy.
We've hung out a few times with Ken, obviously.
He's a good guy.
What about you, Ken?
No.
You wouldn't?
No.
Maybe after it's like 20 years and it's been there on the market.
But I just don't think the risk of things that can go wrong versus the benefits is worth it.
It's different.
It's different if you obviously have an extreme.
situation like being paralyzed where the risk to reward is worth it yeah that's true
but if you're just chilling and you're just like i want to have access to everything on the
internet in my brain then i guess that's kind of a yeah i can sound kind of sick when you say it like
i can see it being like a flex thing you know i'm sure it's not going to be cheap but then it's not
fair yeah so so they talk about that as well so the the rich get richer and the poor get
poor you know you're creating these these products that are just only yeah they're basically just
tailored to rich people getting smarter and putting themselves in more positions to get richer right
so then it's like if only they can afford it and then they're they are like clearly like
the top 1% of like knowledge right out there then how do you even compete with that well that's
the way I think about it so I agree maybe being an early adopter of it
would be a little sketchy.
Right.
But think about it.
Like there's Botox to make you look prettier.
There's steroids to help enhance your muscles.
There's all these enhancing things.
You don't like your boobs.
You make them bigger.
So what if you could like amplify your brain activity and you could make yourself be a better,
like maybe physical human as in like the way you move if you're paralyzed or emotional.
Maybe they can fix some emotional damage and shit like that.
they make you more even keel or they make you smarter and you can do your job better like say you're a
CEO and you need like to constantly be able to grab these information or even like a number
cruncher type of person I think like think about having like that amount of data in your brain
you'd like you'd be able to process things so fast because you'd have all this type of information
coming at you you're like okay I'm gonna like a stock trader I could see it just being gold in for
like they'd be able to pull all this information I don't really know how it freaking works
But, like, I'm imagining it being, like, a digital NZT pill
that just makes you a way better human.
I agree there's total risks.
But, like, if you could be better, why not?
Risk to reward, baby.
That's true.
What's the difference from that in your phone?
I mean, obviously, there's differences.
Because if, you have the world, your fingertips right here.
Yeah, I mean, people are, you don't have to carry.
But people are going to, at that point are going to be so fucking lazy
that they don't even, they don't even want to type it in anymore.
That's what I mean.
But to say, we're both competing.
leading CEO or we're both stock traders and the tickers going by right here and I go okay I wanted to see if this stock is going up or down and I go like boom and I do this magical thing in my brain that makes a thing neuralink work and then I get to review all the facts right there in my head or however I if I can control it with the screen faster I don't literally do not know how the shit works but then it I can do it 75% faster than you
I'm better at my job and then you fall or behind.
Yeah,
I don't know if anybody really knows how it works.
We're just speaking in hypothetical terms.
Totally.
It's,
yeah,
I guess if you can give yourself any bit of advantage,
that's where there's points to that.
Yeah.
I think it's,
then something to be said about the phone thing.
So I think of,
well,
what's the difference with your phone?
Obviously,
it's like a thing you have to hold in your hand
or have with you or make sure it's with you.
But a lot of things on a,
on a cell phone are,
are made to keep you on that cell phone and sell to you.
Now,
however this would work with Neerlink,
if there was anyone that somehow could make money off that,
then I'd be like completely out.
Think if you had something in your head.
Oh, trust me, Mike.
They will make money out of it.
Yeah, well, no, they'll make money off it,
but that's what I'm saying.
Like, if they are trying to like sell something,
basically, like, throw an advertising.
Yeah, that would be, I mean, as dumb as it sounds,
but yeah, that would be awful.
Like, if you had Neerlink in your head
and there was even you were subtly,
they were collecting your information and repurposing and making money on it.
Oh, they would have, they would have your information.
You would be their data collector.
Yeah, but it's like you open your phone to legitimately look something up
and the next thing you know, you might be on Instagram.
Hopefully that type of thing doesn't happen with Neerlink.
Like, you just use Neerlink to strictly do good.
So then what happens to the school system?
Well, yeah, they make like an age limit on when you can get it.
But they like push it like the vaccine.
Yeah.
But like,
Get your neuralinks today.
Yeah.
We lowered the age to five years old.
You can get Neurlink installed.
Oh, you don't have a neural link?
Yeah, you can't come into our store.
You don't have Neurlink?
Well, you're not going to be able to keep up in this class then.
Also, the tough thing about it is listening to Elon Musk explain it.
So, so over my head.
I mean, you get the gist, right?
But then he starts explaining on how and why you do it this way
and what it would really take to actually do it.
It all goes over my head
I think that'd be one of the things
That like the aliens are watching us do
And they're just like
Oh this is gonna be good
They started putting computers in their heads
Uh
Hey Steve you want to see if you can hack this
Or maybe let's give it a year and see
You guys remember that show Black Mirror?
Yeah
It sounds like an episode of Black Mirror
I mean there definitely is things
They had contacts and stuff they'd put in
You could control it
They had chips too
You could put
in and out but the creators of that show when covid started they were like making a new season
and they said that the world doesn't need another black mirror uh season and they quit making it
because it was like so dystopian and so many things were coming true they were like the world
doesn't need another black mirror and they quit that is insane which could be a cop out could
literally be like everybody that does a shitty job at their business goes oh covid really has made
things tough for us like to go to excuse maybe that they did maybe they didn't want to make
get on their show and they wanted to chill in.
But it does sound, they're like, every time we make more Black Mirror episodes,
just as crazy as shit happens pretty much in the world.
So when you go to bed, when you plug your phone in,
do you also have to plug your brain in?
I mean, I don't think so, but yeah, what does it run on?
I don't know if they've actually really announced it as it was for, like,
the average person.
I think it's just for people with disabilities.
To me, it would be golden.
If I couldn't walk right now, if you have disabilities,
then you'll do whatever you got to do to make it right.
Yeah.
We just totally went on a tangent.
It's the future, though.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I think maybe later on it will be available for, like, the average human maybe if you want to,
but I'm not sure if they've really announced that yet.
He said possibly in the future, you know, that's maybe his goal.
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Speaking of the first cars rhyme,
I don't know why this just popped in my head.
I kind of have a story about me and my first car.
It was a 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee,
and I had my license for like five months,
and I rear-ended my second-grade teacher with it.
What?
Yeah, the day before Christmas.
Day before Christmas Eve, actually, yeah.
Rear-ended her, like, hard.
Fucking hard.
Wait.
It sounds weird saying I rear-ended my second-grade teacher really hard, but I did.
You either get an A or an after.
Did she remember you?
Yeah.
No way?
Yeah, I mean, I fucking, so here's the story.
Me and my friends, I'm in the ninth grade.
So I would have been, I don't know, 14, 50.
I'd have been 15.
Just green behind the wheel.
Yep.
I'm driving my car.
We got like one of those little cassette tape.
that goes into the cassette because my car had a cassette player and then a chord comes out of it
and you can hook up for an MP3 on your phone so just got that it was like seven bucks in
Walmart blaring up blaring some little wane we're we're driving new noodles and company was in
town in fargo so we're looking trying to find it super busy because there's like uh you know
obviously hold the oh
Why is this right here?
I didn't see it.
Is that, that's Jake's helmet?
This is Jake's helmet that he,
he said we stole like a month ago.
So did you steal it?
Why would I steal it and then freak out about finding it?
Hold on. Why is this right here?
I actually don't know.
Somebody here has to know because he has been hot on my tail
because he blamed me for like taking it and hiding it.
And every time I see him, he goes,
dude, just where's my helmet?
Yeah, he was pretty convinced it was here.
And I looked everywhere for that thing.
What the heck?
Wasn't me.
All right.
Jake,
you're on your helmet.
Anyway, CJ, continue.
I didn't know what.
Me too.
I got scared.
Yeah, I was really confused.
I thought you were like just remembering the story or something.
Yeah, yeah.
No.
So anyways, basically all the traffic got backed up so they were stopping way earlier than
you normally would.
I'm looking this way.
It's when the reruns happen.
Boom.
I mean, hit this band.
This minivan is so hard.
It sent it into the car in front of her.
So it was a three-car pile-up.
Yikes.
I mean, it told my car just because it was totaled.
I mean, it wasn't worth much.
But totaled her van.
She had like a new minivan totaled that bitch.
And then it like went into...
Were kids in there?
Yeah, they're in the back.
Jesus doing it.
Yeah, it's bad.
I felt bad, but it also wasn't...
It was bad.
But it wasn't that bad because no one was hurt.
So anyways, I'm like, holy,
Fuck, you know, I couldn't believe what I just did.
Yeah, because you just started driving.
I'd be freaking out.
I hop out.
And she hops out.
Imagine how confused I was, my second grade teacher.
And she just is like, she was hot.
Like, I'm sure, dude.
Like mad hot, you know.
And, uh, yeah, she was like mad hot, dude.
Like, like, mad, you know.
And she jumps out and she goes, how fast were you going?
And then realized it was me.
And then she felt all bad.
She's like, oh my gosh, are you CJ?
And I was like, yeah.
She just, like, gave me a hug and, like, felt all bad.
And then cops came and, yeah, basically, that's you talking about your first car.
That was my first car.
And you had all your little cronies in the car.
Yeah, me and my boys.
And the teacher was just like, so was she mad after or was she like, no, she felt bad.
Felt bad.
But then her husband came and that dude was bald and he was pissed.
But, I mean, yeah, it wasn't like, it was fine.
But, yeah, I felt bad about it.
So, I mean, not many people can say they rear end of their second.
grade teacher you know uh-uh yeah and i i did it total two cars brick damn dude and then you
you actually have a bit of a track record because you totaled your w rx too which was your
second car yeah that hit deer i would say that was partially my fault the other one i was
fully my fault the wrx was irreplaceable though like it couldn't be fixed it was toast it was
toast yeah i hit two deer at once
and they were also toast
yeah deer were done
those things got annihilated yeah
I remember that dude you called
and you were like dude
I just hit two deer
my car's toast it was like a foggy night
it was worst case on Terry yeah it was foggy
that was partially why and I was just idiot
I was going too fast I don't why come over the top
of the hill but I remember like we didn't
have anything we had to
like I had to call my dad be like dad
can we borrow your trailer
and then we had to call we called somebody else
We borrow your truck
And then we're like trying to figure out
How we're gonna get it up on the trailer
We don't have a skid
We don't have nothing
Yeah
And we were still trying to like save it
We didn't want to like
Yeah
I just drag it up
So we were like being careful
And trying to like push it up
And it was this whole
The whole thing
That car was cool but honestly
I wasn't like in love with it
Or I mean I was in love with that at the time
But like looking back
I'm not like man I wish I still had that car
I would say that was your first love for sure
Dude you love that car
That Subaru Wobber X
I did
Yeah like I don't think you
still have it anymore, but I think it would have a better future.
If it didn't get a high later, I mean, we've said it a lot early on in the channel.
Like, Ken's hit a handful of deer now CJ's had some pretty bad luck with deer.
He just got his Evo smoked on the side.
Yeah, that's why everyone was asking what happened to the side of the Evo, because we haven't explained.
If you followed me on Instagram, you'd know.
That's true.
But basically, I was just going home and like a deer body check the side of the Evo and then just kept going.
Like, I was driving and he jumped into the side.
And yeah, directly into the side of your car.
But I got a fixed now, so it's all good.
Yeah, it looks good.
It's good to have it back.
It looked in rough shape after you ripped your front lip off.
And, dude, I mean, I know everybody in the Midwest, like, says this.
But, like, we don't, Ken and myself and CJ do not drive home without seeing a deer.
And it's, like, it's just scary because, like, I mean, driving any, any of our cars, I guess, you know, like, the Evo is pretty, like, one of a kind, like, my sube.
If I, like, mangled that.
up with some a couple deer it's pretty much irreplaceable yeah i there's no going back or like the bronco
i remember i actually almost hit a deer like the night i drove at home it wouldn't be but it'd be like
damn dude there's like 35 miles on this thing and i almost smoke some deer but i mean what do you do
everybody goes to that i guess am i a bad friend if i didn't notice you got your car fixed how
longer did you get fixed i don't know like a week ago i really don't care i haven't even noticed
So speaking of driving, we're going on a big RV trip.
We were talking about it, I don't know, a couple podcasts ago.
And now we always do what we say we're going to do.
And now we're going on an RV trip.
We really got it dialed in.
We're going all the way from here down to California.
We're going to end it in San Diego.
It's a good journey.
We got hooked up with a RV by GoGo Rento.
Basically, we're loading up all the boys plus Evan.
And we're doing this like week and a half, two week long.
Adventure. Where exactly are we going so we can kind of lay out the roadmap and then if
anybody watching is like, hey, they'll be here at this time. This is something fun happening.
So, yeah, we go right from Minnesota to Salt Lake and we get to Salt Lake City to 15th.
And then we're going to spend a couple days there filming on the Salt Flats, hopefully get to see Godfries.
I'm going to run a podcast with Greg.
Yep, which is going to be really sweet.
Yeah, that'll be a great interview. He's done so much cool stuff.
Then we're going down towards Vegas, but first we're going to stop at the Palmer compound, right?
Yep.
In St. George, right?
St. George, Utah.
So that's going to be sweet.
That's going to be Wednesday.
Then we're going down to Vegas, and we're hoping Mark and Jason can meet up with us there,
but flights are crazy, so we'll see.
Something tells me they'll come through.
Yeah, I think they will do.
So we're going to do Vegas Thursday and Friday.
Do actually like some cool stuff in Vegas.
I think we were talking about this time.
drive some cars and get like some cool experiences.
Then we were going to go down to Lake Havasu,
which it's like a big lake down there and hopefully find like a boat.
Mike, I want to do some cliff jumping.
Yeah, hopefully they have some cool cliffs there.
And what day is that?
That's Saturday and 19th.
So get there on Saturday morning?
Yeah.
Which I feel like for a lake day, that's a perfect time to go to Lake Havasu.
How far is Havasu from Vegas?
A couple hours, four hours.
That's bad, yeah.
So we got to...
Well, we have to decide what the trick we're going to do.
How hard we're going to go on Friday?
Okay.
And then, yeah, so I was through Saturday.
Then we're going to go down to Slab City, the place with no laws.
The city with no laws.
And we're going to finally be able to ride some pit bikes.
So we're riding pit bikes in Slab City.
I think that would be pretty fun, actually.
Yeah, that would be sick.
Cool.
And then Glamis, hopefully meet up with, like, buttery or somebody who's down there.
They're willing to
Either way, we'll be there.
Yeah, we'll be there.
Monday and Glamis, Tuesday.
We'll finally make it to Cali,
and then you boys will sit and edit for a couple days.
Glamis is in Cali, though, isn't it?
Yes.
It's in Slab City.
So by Cali, we're going to...
Yeah, Glamis is like...
San Diego.
So from Glamis back to San Diego.
Yep.
And then we'll send Ben, and Ben's got a bachelor party in the next weekend,
so we'll send him to Montana.
We're going to send CJ home, Ryan, myself, and
Ken and Evan are going to be going back up to Jackson Hole for the hill climbs.
I don't think Ken is.
Ken bailed now because we're riding snowmobiles.
We're hopefully going to go ride snowmobiles with Brett Turcott,
and he's going to do some backflips.
Yep, hopefully.
Sweet.
You guys are going to have to build some booters.
Yeah, I'd love to be on shovel duty, to be honest.
I'm prepped for that.
So, yeah, we're pulling in what's our RV is 32 feet.
Our trailer's 28 feet.
We're going to be like, fucking limo.
We're going to be rolled.
Oh, dude.
It's going to be insane.
It's cool.
I'm glad we got to like preface what we were doing beforehand.
Obviously, so you guys watching can hopefully connect with us or maybe at least kind of follow the journey.
But yeah, like you'll be able to hear what we're doing and then hopefully see the videos roll out in the next three weeks.
Yeah, so we might miss one Thursday upload one week just because I mean, we're going to be stacking content and like on the road, which is, you know, making more videos.
We couldn't have picked a better time to do it
Now the gas prices just doubled
I'm really trying not to get bothered
About it I'm really just trying to enjoy the trip
And not think about the gas price
Because it is what it is
These gas prices are through the roof
But it's a freaking doozy
I'm actually like thinking
This is like almost in a bad way
There's no cool part about this
But when us driving the RV with that trailer
It's an F450 like
What is it going to?
gonna get five miles to the gallon i hope that's about what i figured okay i'm hoping we'll get like
eight okay and then eight would be great i just i guess i'm thinking yeah like if it's some astronomically
low number like the bill we run up for uh fuel it's just gonna be damn impressive yeah dude we've got to
be the only people going on an RV trip at this time you know who the hell would would think of
doing this but on the bright side we got the RV loaned to us for free so you know
We're saving a lot of money on there.
I guess in exchange for a promo, but...
And the fact that we don't have to get hotel rooms, too.
That's true.
Saving us some money there.
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You should start betting the farm, dude.
Honestly, I knew we'd make a gambler out of you.
Ever since leaving the airport in Vegas now, dude,
I like gambling.
So I'm excited to go back.
Good for you.
Dude.
This whole gas prices thing is ridiculous.
So, like, I even saw Elon, like somebody who is
building their whole career
and obviously this is going against everything
he stands for with Tesla saying that
we need to figure out a way
to start producing
more like fossil fuels and like oils or whatever
like fast
because we obviously can't
be relying on Russia and
you know without Russia's exports
that's why the prices are so high right now
I actually saw a thing on TikTok today
so take that for what you will but it was a guy
explaining that they're
actually up until today you had mentioned there hadn't been real sanctions but every company was like
screw russia we're not buying from them everyone's doing so there was phantom sanctions like literally
the effects of the sanctions shouldn't even change anything because people already weren't buying it
yeah from so like people had already canceled russia before they were even officially canceled
which is kind of interesting dude i mean i i agree i'd be like oh i'm not buying and you just see
more and more of it like mcdonalds they shut down every mcdonalds in russia
people aren't EA sports they are no longer having any Russian teams so for FIFA or for
NHL no kidding yep like all these different businesses and companies are just cutting off Russia now
because they don't stand for what is going on there it's really interesting it's great dude
I think that's a great way to counteract what's going on and and you know eventually the
civilians which it seems like most of them aren't for it
are going to start speaking up even louder and they're going to get mad, you know,
and then that's when, you know, it creates a problem, yeah,
and hopefully Putin will stop or be taken out.
It's crazy that one man could have that much power.
It is, it's wrong.
It's not how stuff should be set up.
Dude, speaking of one man having too much power,
Aaron Rogers today signed a contract.
I saw that.
$200 million for four years.
That is a lot of money.
The highest paid NFL contract ever.
Why, Aaron Rogers, though.
He's the best, dude.
He's a beast.
Yeah, he's great, but, like, that's a lot of money.
They want to lock him down.
200 million.
He's a franchise QB.
He keeps people, he makes them win.
He talked so poorly about staying with the Packers, too.
Yeah.
Last year, he said, you're more likely to see me at a family reunion than wearing a
Packers jersey next year.
Damn.
Wow, and he doesn't even like his family.
Well, that's kind of the, yeah.
I didn't know what he had.
He's always pissed off, isn't he?
By that, but.
Interesting.
I think it seems like he is.
No, he's just like, I think it's a known thing that he's just not ever.
It's kind of an ass.
Yeah, he's just kind of like a crab.
Damn, so that guy's all pissed off and made $200 million.
I just don't get it.
It's insane.
Like, $200 million is so much money.
That's the highest paid four-year contract.
Wasn't Patrick Mahomes paid $500 million?
It could have been for longer years.
And then they have like some guaranteed amount,
so he's guaranteed $153 million.
Either way, I actually didn't know that he didn't like his kids,
but like you legitimately.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I actually didn't know.
I don't like his family.
I don't like my kids.
I'm in the backyard.
He sucked at football.
Better than Tom Brady
So I don't like him
Better than Brady
Like kissing him and stuff
I don't know
It gets a little weird too on the lips
That is
They're both weird
They gotta find a nice happy meeting
I don't think Aaron Rogers
Has any kids to be honest
But think about how much
You could set up your whole family
Like a 50 million dollar bag
That's a lot of money
Unless he's blowing it
Yeah
It would be interesting
To see the finances of somebody
But also how much money
As an athlete
Well that's the thing
is he's been making money for a long time.
Our accountant setting us up like football players be like,
can you put us on the Aaron Rogers plan?
Yeah, right, dude.
We're not even close.
Speaking of that,
so our accountant wanted us to get that financial advisor and he, like,
recommend it.
I don't know why.
I just didn't even question it.
I mean, I just, okay.
And I thought all you guys already had done this.
I thought for some reason all you guys already set it up.
So I was like, okay, so I called this guy and set it up.
That what up?
To go and have this financial advisor meeting with him.
I had it set up for this Monday, and of course we were doing the 24-hour Igloo Challenge
up until halfway through Sunday, and we woke up on Sunday, and I hadn't been drinking
or anything, and we have this keg, so I felt like I better start trying to finish this keg,
and I was pretty happy because I made it through the night.
I was like, okay, we're coasting now, so I'm going to drink some beers.
End up drinking a lot of them, and then we go out to eat, and basically I just end up getting
way too drunk.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't like doing this.
I don't recommend anyone else does it,
but I just blacked out.
Freaking wake up the next morning in my bed.
On a Sunday.
Yeah, it was Monday,
technically I had Monday off because we agreed.
We had Monday off after this.
Where did you guys agree that?
Well, actually, CJ said it,
and I was like, yeah, no, that seems fair.
And I mean, we did, basically.
I mean, I was still there early and I just worked on my sled,
but basically the personal day.
So anyways, wake up Monday, totally forgot I had this.
meeting i'm sitting there and i woke up like eight whatever i'm laying there in bed and i get a call
i'm like what's this and normally don't answer but for some reason i answered because i was like
i don't know so i answer it and he's like hey are you coming in for your your meeting oh my gosh
i'm so sorry i totally forgot about he goes well don't worry about it how soon can you be here i'm like
like 30 minutes so i had to steal mike's car and i i rush in there and i was so freaking hung over
dude i probably made the worst impression on these guys they were like in suit and ties i was
literally wearing this sweatshirt and i was just like i was so out of it and i felt so dumb
i like feeling so dumb like i was embarrassed i was so embarrassed i felt kind of sick to my stomach
like the whole day after it just like god damn it why did i do that like i should have just
not a gun whatever i think they were just even confused just like i mean
I'm trying to, they were, like, asking me all these difficult questions.
And I was so confused because I thought he already met with all you guys.
I mean, why are they fucking asking me?
Like, haven't you heard this time and time again?
So I end up leaving.
And then I find out you guys haven't done it yet.
And you might not even do it.
And I was like, yeah, I don't, honestly, I don't think I want to do that.
And that's my point that I'm getting at here.
They were, like, talking about all these, like, traditional investments and, like,
Roth IRAs and all that all sound great.
But honestly, I don't know.
I feel like I could just make more money with that money than I could just putting it in there.
I don't know.
I feel like just straight up Bitcoin, Ethereum, and real estate, like, is just, rather than, like, storing it all away in there and, like, not being able to touch it to them, like, 50, 55.
Well, no, you can still.
You can still liquidate it.
It's just.
Yeah, but there's fees.
No, you don't liquidate it.
It's basically, like, if you invest $6,000 into a Roth.
then that $6,000, you just can't touch until you're 50,
but you can still treat it like any other investment.
What do you mean?
So I can't get the money out?
You can't spend it on like booze or stuff.
Well, what if I want to, what if something happens?
I'm like, I need my, however many money I put in.
Well, then you pay a fee.
But like, if you want to.
You know what, what worries me about it is one,
you're investing with the government, right?
Are you?
No, it's stock market.
No, it's the stock market.
It's not a stock market.
It's basically like you can invest so much money, like you can invest $6,000 a year into a Roth
and you pay tax on it today.
But over the next however many years, you can make that $6,000 can turn into a million
and you won't pay tax on that.
When you pull it out, that's the benefit of it.
And that's what they sell you on.
It's the compound interest of it.
If you were to put in $400,000, by the time you pull it out in 35 years, it's going to be worth
$3 million.
or something like that.
And you don't pay tax on that.
I do not fully understand the difference between a Roth and a traditional.
And I guess I'm not fully set on whether I'm going to do it or not.
I guess I still have like Chris.
I don't know if I need to get somebody like, no, like, because then I've got to pay them.
I got to pay a fee.
I was like, fuck that, dude.
I do pretty decent.
Just invest.
The thing is, is you're like diversifying.
Obviously you can make more money in real estate, but say the real estate market had a
couple.
tough years you're still making money through this there's ways you can uh tax deferred now so you
don't have to pay taxes later there's ways you pay taxes later instead of now to save you money now
so they're just kind of like ways it's definitely not like your uh end-all be all just like probably
you wouldn't put all of your money into bitcoin you buy some of theory you buy some of this yeah
but it's just like smart to kind of like diversify yourself out there's some people yeah and i think
i could do that myself who's kind of what i ended up walking away thinking to myself and i don't know
Maybe I will.
But I just kind of was like, why do I need these guys to do that?
I could just get some guys to stock, get some Google, get some Amazon.
Those are like very safe, you know, John Deere, they're great.
Do all these things myself.
You could still do a Roth.
You don't have to do it through them.
Yeah, exactly.
My point.
That's how I ended up leaving, though.
I was like, even if I want to do one, why would I want to pay these guys to do it?
I'm sure if you were going to start doing more of a managed portfolio, it would make more sense to, like,
have someone actually actively managing it, you know, like someone who's investing and moving
your money around and who's studying it all day. But I agree with you're like, oh, it's just going to put
it in this fun like it and it just chills. I agree with that. But if you were going to like more
actively trade it outside of like the companies that you knew, I feel like they're just like
smarter in it. Playing devil's advocate in this. I just think there's like things that they know,
but also to a point, you're like, no, I know what I want to invest.
I feel like it's just so safe and small
That like you wouldn't like end up getting that much
Yeah also and like
Every way I've ever made money is literally by like
Lucrative like doing YouTube is like drug dealing
You get a little bit of money you put it into the video
Hopefully it kicks out more money
You take that money you flip it right back into it
Make another one it makes more money
And like that's kind of how I feel like I just do everything
Like with I don't know fucking
Hopefully eventually I do that with real estate you know
And just like other things
Yep
what about inflation of money your your three million dollars that you get at the end of it when
you're 55 years old or 65 years old or whatever the fucking age is it's three million dollars
is not going to be worth that like three million dollars as it is today right now right so how do
they pitch that on like oh you're going to get all this compound interest right but it's not
going to be worth as much whereas like what if you were to put it into real estate where yeah you
might not get the same like compound interest effect but you're also buying an asset that is
appreciating in value like a lot more than the value of the dollar there's truth than that and then
but think with inflation stocks go up you know so i mean it's still in stock but is it is it is it i don't
think it's just yeah i think real estate's much more like just solid and again you could be in a lull
but in a long long term thing you just never lose out on it when is land not going to be worse
something though. Don't take more word, but I think you can set it up so your like retirement
account does have property. Yeah, I don't know. So I'm, I'm kind of torn on it, but that was
something that happened to me. I just don't think. Literally yesterday. Roth IRAs grow.
So embarrassing. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. You can go. Roth IRAs typically grow
between seven and 10 percent in a year. Oh, wow. That's what I mean. It's considerable.
And you pay $6,000 worth of taxes, but then when you pull it out, say after,
Um, if you put in, you'd put in $60 or $83,000 if you did it until you're 50.
Yeah.
I don't, I just feel like you have so much, uh, so much like knowledge at your fingertips.
Like Graham Stephanie's a YouTuber, he's great.
And like he tells you a lot.
You can learn so much.
You might as well just learn how to manage your money yourself.
It's kind of how I walked away from it.
Like, I'm going to have to pay these guys to manage.
There's a lot of fees.
Yeah, that's the thing.
You're like, why not just learn how to do it yourself?
You'd be better.
are off.
And the yearly fees, look up what the average yearly fee is.
So what that equates to over 35 years of.
Are you able to set up a Roth IRA completely by yourself?
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
You might pay $25 to $50 a year.
This is what Investipedia says.
Yeah.
Isn't it usually that a percentage of whatever?
3%.
IRAs are legally allowed to change annual maintenance fees.
many are 30 to 50 dollars others are as low as $20 or others are high as 200 I don't know
but it's kind of like the uh or when you talk about like why wouldn't you just want to do it
yourself it's like you're going to get your house painted why wouldn't you just learn how to
paint you got to paint your house a couple times why don't learn how to paint well you got to
fix your deck why don't you learn how to fix your deck like there's so many things in life that
have to be done that sometimes it's not worth your mental your mental strain to be like
okay today or this year
you know like if that guy would have seen oil coming up
and he would already had your money in
and then would already pulled it back out now
because he's already doing that
yeah because that's what he's doing every day
he would have been like all right oil's going up
and you would have dumped a bunch of money in
it would have rose up and then he would start plateauing
probably right he'd be like I think I'm going to get that out
I didn't realize it was that low like again for that fee
let's say $50 like I mean
to avoid having to sit down and kind of stuff
even lightly study the stock market and see where I want.
I think it's a lot more.
But that's just for Ross.
They're not doing that shit for $50.
No,
for Ross,
but if you're doing like a managed account,
right,
you know,
where you're putting in,
you drop 10K and then they manage your 10K.
I'm sure it's more.
Now I'm changing my stance on it.
I'm kicking myself.
Well,
there is,
there's,
embarrassing myself in there.
No,
there's benefits to both,
I think.
Exactly.
But I think,
uh,
some people will stick to their guns and argue both sides.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But it's just personal.
It's those guys like that are like,
I mean,
I have a handful of dollar bills in a Roth, not much, but it's like the guy, I got a handful of
dollar bills on the block.
Not much, though.
Not much.
Well, I'm just saying, like, it's not enough to, like, retire on by any means, but
the guys are like 25.
The guy, put six grand into the year.
I'm saying even, yeah, when I put it in when I was 18, the amount of money, the amount of
money that I put in is not enough to retire on even at.
at 60.
And I don't know how much
it's going to go up, but it's just not.
When did you put money in?
I liked a year ago.
But anyway, this guy...
Who told you to do that?
My mom.
She works at a bank.
How much did you put in?
5K.
Dude.
Enough money talk.
Remember when we convinced Greta
that Micah didn't believe in banks
because he had cash?
That was a fantastic troll.
That was a fantastic troll.
We convinced my girlfriend
that Micah just didn't believe
in the banking system.
He didn't trust it for some reason.
He got screwed over at a young age.
So he keeps all of his money underneath his bed.
And she's so nicely goes,
doesn't his mom work at a bank?
And we pipe up and we go,
yeah,
no,
that's why.
You just see your parents doing something wrong
and you just really stuck to it.
It was because,
I mean,
the little bit of context,
like I was bartending,
so I had like legit stacks of cash.
And I would wait for,
I just liked having cash.
It felt like a rapper,
you know,
a drug dealer or something.
No,
and then 10 G's like.
So,
yeah,
so 108 bucks right here.
Yeah.
All ones, baby.
So Greta, like, sees the money sitting next to my bed and it was like, what's up with all that cash that Micah has?
Ben sees a great opportunity for a decent troll, I guess.
I thought it was fucking stupid.
Like all my trolls.
I don't think all your trolls are stupid, but I'm like, he goes, hey, don't, uh, don't, don't tell, like, don't let Greta know that you, just tell Greta you don't believe in banks.
I'm like, then I have to act like a fucking dummy.
I think that one went for a while too
She thought that for six months or so
No
It was a while
No it was like a month
Okay
But I think after a while
She asked me
Like came up to me
And she's like
So your mom works at a bank
And just doesn't
You just don't have cards then
Or anything
And I'm like
Yeah
Or maybe she caught me paying
With her card
I don't know
Ben's got a whole bunch of good trolls
Yeah I've actually
Had to lighten up on them though
Because it got to the point
where she started to trust nothing.
Yeah.
And I was like, all right, this isn't going to work for our relationship.
Yeah.
And then it gets to the point where I'm like, why would I lie about that?
Like, that's not even funny.
She's like, not any of them are funny.
I'm like, it's funny for me.
You just don't understand.
You just don't get good humor.
So I just got suckered in on an ad, you know, YouTube ad.
I don't even remember the actual name of the brand,
but it's like the products called Zupu.
But that's not the name of the brand.
But it's like, I don't eat super well.
You know, I eat like pizza and chicken nuggets and fry.
Like, I don't eat super well.
I eat out.
And they say when you eat on healthier, there's more of it.
But like there's like anywhere from five to 20 pounds of like waste in your stomach and intestines that kind of doesn't leave.
It just chills.
They just say that.
I mean, I don't know how true that is, but they say they have that sitting in there, you know, can a lot of that contributes to like depression
or anxiety or or gut is yeah your gut health with your with your brain yeah and so yeah that
was pretty intrigued by that and anyway get the get these capsules and it's not like x lax
because that's just made it just clear you but it makes you shit but it you take them two before
bed every night with a glass of water anyway it makes you shit dude you just I love that
the next morning or how yeah like I would say the next morning up and you're like oh almost I'd say
once i get here sometimes you don't even wake up it just happens i'm still trying to dial that in
that'd be great yeah i'm only like i've only been taking it for like three days or three nights now so it's
like i think you have once you get on a schedule it really starts working it out but they i mean
normally my shits are in and out clean whatever but dude it's incredible yeah yeah i love that
yeah i do too and it's like i mean not to get gross with it like it smells worse
It's like, it's just...
Well, that's not the part I love.
Yeah, no, I don't love that.
But, yeah, I loved, like, getting it all out.
And you can just tell, like, I mean, it's...
I don't know.
So, I don't know if I'll, uh, mentally feel better after this.
And, like, they say you got to continue to use it.
But interesting, like, if it can just clear out some of that, like, bad food that you've just been chilling in your stomach.
I don't know if it's chilling.
Or, like, yeah, but it's not moving as fast because it's, I don't know.
I just love when you feel like you cleaned out your whole system.
I'm like, you go and eat a good old big burrito and it just really cleans you out.
You know who has a terrible eating habit is Ryan.
Dude, you got a pretty bad diet.
I mean, I'm not calling you out.
I'm not calling you out.
I'm not calling it.
I actually had it in my notes because just the other week I walk out and I go and hop in the hot tub.
I spend 20 minutes in a hot tub.
Ryan was sitting down with some Oreo.
See, he's like, yeah.
Yeah.
I went around to the store to grab some Oreos.
He was editing the podcast.
I grabbed other things.
So, yeah, Mount Dew.
So then he's sitting there and he's eating these Oreos.
And I don't know, say what's up?
And I hop in the hot tub.
Come out 20 minutes later.
I'm not, can you, Ryan cleared a row and a half of Oreos.
Family size, dude.
Like, he, there was only half the container left.
He cleared him in 20 minutes.
And I slug down a mound, and, like, dude, you eat like, garbage.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing because you're very, you are in,
Great shape and whatever.
But even your dad, your dad drinks like three Cokes a day.
Like, it's amazing.
I don't know how you guys feel good.
How do you start your day out every single day with a caramel roll?
I went on a pretty good stint, but it was mainly not having anything to eat.
And it was easy.
I could go to the C store and I could grab something.
And I like sweet things.
And so the caramel was sweet.
It was either like that or a macawwool.
You honestly are in great shape for eating like garbage.
Now that I think about it.
Yeah, and you drink beers all every night.
Yeah, but you drink.
I don't remember the last time I saw you drink of water.
I didn't.
You just drink water.
But I see, I think for you, it's your sweet tooth.
I think other than that, you know, you and a laundry eat together.
You eat sour patch kids.
And when we go out to eat, you don't get anything like wildly unhealthy, but it's when your sweet tooth kicks in.
Every road trip.
It doesn't matter for that.
Pounds candy, dude.
45 minutes, he'll stop with the gas station and go in and get like, um, what's your?
your go to the sweet straws sour straws sour punch straws or trolley they're delicious
terrible for you uh that or trolley eggs i'm on these new gushers they have like big
gusher packs are so good dude right and now tell the camera how many cavities you came back
with after the dentist last time three and i brush my freaking teeth
i take care of my shit can't stop it that's bad but not really
really bad.
I had three over here last year, too.
That's pretty damn bad, dude.
I mean, not every year, but the last two.
No.
Did you get cavities when you were young?
No, I don't think so.
Probably because my mom monitored me then.
I've only had one cavity.
That's on my dog.
That's impressive, dude.
That's really good.
I brush the shit out of them.
You know what you do have going for you, though, is your girlfriend cooks you dinner.
She does.
We cook breakfast together and dinner a lot.
And that's what I mean.
Which has changed my diet a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah. And it saves you a lot of money probably.
Mm-hmm.
Which is nice.
Dude, that's the thing.
Eating out, they put so much, like, salt.
Salt.
It's the salt, dude.
Yeah.
And I think that really is something that does.
And anything fried.
Anything fried, yeah.
And most of the stuff around here is fried.
And I mean, McDonald's is a horrible example since they're like the definition of, like, salt.
But it's like, they put that in there so you're more addicted to it.
And I'm like, listen, I'll eat it.
Just don't make it taste like I'm literally eating salt.
Dude, I feel like I'm getting to the age where I'm like, I got to like really be working on my, yeah, I got to be working on my, I can't just eat whatever I want and as much as I want now, like, anymore.
I need to just like keep, I got workout, run, and I don't do it that much because we're normally pretty busy, but I try my hardest.
But I'm also like now getting to the point where I'm trying to watch what I'm eating.
When we were in that igloo, we had so much junk.
It was so much.
Uncrustibles, dude.
Crustables.
Mom's brought brownies.
Pop-Tart.
CJ ate an uncrustable, which is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that they manufacture to not have the crust on.
That's what it is.
It's an uncrustable.
There's no crust.
CJ didn't eat the edge.
Yeah, you can't even call it a crust.
I can't even know what to call it.
It's just the edge.
It's where the two pieces come together.
There's no crust.
I don't think there is.
I'll explain.
There's no explaining.
It just didn't.
You're like,
It didn't have peanut butter or jelly.
That's my explanation.
You just take a little bit bigger of a bite.
No.
There was too much bread there.
You know,
it's just no point.
I already eaten five of them at that point.
Valid point.
I was like,
I'm not going to eat this bread.
There's not even jelly or peanut butter on it.
It's just like bread.
We walk out of the igloo and there's just the crust of an uncrust.
I just hugged it.
I knew immediately who it was too.
That just reminds me of like if you were like a small child and of course you don't
like crust because no kids really like
crust and you give them an uncrustable and the kid's still like it's not good enough i need less
crust the other thing we talked about and this came up when we were sitting in the igloo we didn't
have our phones so we talked about a lot of stuff right except for you ben you had yours
okay can so you didn't have your phone though i did yeah i wasn't on it though anyway at least
when we were watching all right okay that's not what alex said when she walked in the igloo in the
morning.
Huh?
Not only did you have your phone, you were texting CJ's girlfriend?
All right.
Okay.
This is beside the fact.
Had nothing to do with what I was going to say.
Milk.
Dude.
We just all laugh like that was the best joke in the world.
Milk.
No.
It was just a long pause and then milk.
When you went to school, they always said, you need.
need to drink a carton of milk and there was all these campaigns that was just called got milk yeah
got milk ohony hawk was on milk milk why are you saying it like that but your body doesn't process
dairy the older you get i think it's just becoming more known nowadays so i'm curious yeah they still
are pushing the milk agenda that hard in school anymore say they probably have different options
like if you don't want to drink milk you could probably get juice and i hate to say this because
our buddy Trent is a good old dairy farmer.
So Trent, this is not a shot at your career.
Livelihood.
Your livelihood.
I love the milk agenda.
Milk agenda, yeah.
I mean, and I'm all for them not pushing the milk agenda anymore.
I really hope they don't get rid of milk, though.
Okay, so.
Milk's not going anywhere.
Dude, when I was in college for my one year and I was going to be a chiropractor,
I was in biology and I was in, like, chemistry, all this stuff.
and I remember learning that only one in three adults can drink milk
because two out of the three, their body stops producing the enzyme
that breaks down lactase in milk.
Yeah.
And I think just in general, also just dairy isn't necessarily good for you.
Don't quote me, I'm not super knowledgeable,
but as far as I know, like, milk really isn't supposed to be, like,
consume past being, like, young.
like a baby
I know how Ken gets it
he is not a happy camper
I mean look I can't drink milk anymore either
Ken you cut it out
completely yeah
yeah right here
here's a I just search
60% of adults can't drink milk
ABC News this is in 2009
so this is old
so if you're not drinking from the titty
probably shouldn't be drinking
but if you are then you're probably fine
so if you're still drinking from the titty
get off that shit
Is people listening to the podcast right now?
No, I was thinking like if you're weird and you're old.
Okay, so here's another weird fact.
So 90% of the adults in the United States can drink milk.
75% of the world's adults can't.
Oh, so we're conditioned.
Yeah.
I think it's once you stop drinking milk, that's when your body stops.
It just forgets how to produce that enzyme that breaks it down.
But ultimately, I don't think it's good for you.
Got milk?
So, Ken, when did you realize that it's probably dairy that's causing your, how do we put this, shitting issues?
Probably three months after it started.
It's probably a year ago.
A year ago?
Yeah.
Okay, and you're 27.
You're still doing it.
Yeah.
You're 27.
Right, so you're 26.
Doesn't that seem like late?
I don't know.
For that to.
I guess when you put it in a perspective of like he's only 30% of.
Ken's been lying about his age.
How old he will be?
He's really 12.
How often did you use to drink milk?
Would you eat it with cereal or like...
Just with a coffee.
And now you just completely got that out and you don't have any issues anymore?
No, I still have issues.
Listen to this.
Well, that's the interesting thing.
Yeah, it's like, well, I finally, it was a problem and I narrowed it down to lactose intolerance.
I felt so relieved.
But you must not feel relieved because I don't know if you did narrow it down.
There's dairy and literally everything.
like here's another thing milk and other dairy products are the top source of saturated fat in the
american diet contributing to heart disease type 2 diabetes and alzheimer's disease studies have
also linked dairy to an increased risk of breast and ovarian and prostate cancers dude i think it's just
becoming more and more knowing that like you just really shouldn't drink milk i think i'm just
curious if they're still doing it if it's so if it's still pushed as hard in school do you guys
remember this is a little bit off you guys remember i would have been in
sixth grade, Obama became president and his wife, Michelle,
started pushing up this whole school lunch agenda and made our school lunches shit.
Really bad.
Got rid of all the junk food.
I was so ticked off, dude.
Like, they had these great cookies and they had to get rid of them.
And Michael would just steal them.
Yeah, they never did that for, they never got rid of our school lunches did not diminish much
after that.
But I remember there's been on like a certain type of school.
I was at a small enough school where that played no effect in it.
Dude, our shit got rocked.
But I remember, like, I remember hearing some from, like, people in bigger schools, such as you or even, maybe even bigger schools.
They had, like, options, and they had, like, oh, yeah, we have, like, a legit, like, Pizza Hut option.
Every day, they could get Pizza Hut pizza.
So, yeah, it was like a food court.
I love that.
Yeah, it was very much similar to a food court.
We didn't have that, so they didn't, they just kept getting the same lunches.
Yeah, we didn't have that.
Okay.
I mean, obviously, that's probably for the better.
but as a young little CJ I had no I was not partial to any president in the sixth grade
but all I knew was Obama was responsible for my school luncheon I was ticked
it sounds like a sixth grade episode you just go on a rant and like get dude I you'll
oftentimes think of CJ as Eric Cartman as a South Park area I do too dude not in every way
but in some ways, like when Cartman goes off on something
and then rallies the whole crew around this random thing
and that it just happens.
It's so funny to think of you as Cartman.
That was funny.
Dude, I fucking love South Park.
I grew up on that shit.
There used to be some seriously questionable school lunches, though.
When I think of bad food for school lunch,
I don't know if you guys had these,
but there was like, I don't even think I would consider it pizza.
It was more like bread with cheese.
No, it was like, oh, they had pepperonies on it.
Yeah.
Dude, some people like that.
I liked it.
I loved school lunch.
I just remember it being cold.
I just didn't like that they got rid of all the junk food.
But you guys didn't have like butlers bringing yours out?
I went to a fucking private school.
You guys didn't get state?
Bon Appetit.
They didn't come out in the little trays.
Brian goes, I'll take a filet today.
Did Jarvis not cut it for you?
Medium rare.
Did they peel your grapes, too?
Peel your grapes.
Dude, I want to go to a school and eat, like, a school lunch.
I'm pretty sure you can.
Maybe you have to know a student there and be, like, a guest.
But I want to, like, go there and, like, just try.
Can you guess pass me in for your lunch?
Dude, I'll buy for both of us.
It would be, like, three bucks, but.
Dude, I just kind of want to see if it was as good still as I remember it.
Because I literally thought it was so good.
I don't know why.
That's part of the day, for sure.
I feel like it was just a lit part of your day.
Yeah.
No, the food was great.
I loved it.
I would eat like two servings at least of the main course.
Did they make you pay for second round if you went?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like, yeah, okay.
Not of your money.
Not of your money.
He just stole it.
He just walked out the other back door.
Yeah, dude, sometimes it's real, real good.
Most of the time it was good.
And then other times I remember, like they call them Italian dunkers and it's literally
just a footlong hot dog.
I like those are really good.
Those are great.
Really good.
But sometimes they can be prepared really bad.
Hot dog bun with some cheese on it.
Yeah.
It's melted cheese.
Oh, so good.
It's kind of weird that that was a meal.
Yeah, it's probably awful for you, but so good, dude.
Mike, did the hot dogs get you hooked back then?
Is that why you love hot dogs so much?
No.
They would pour a little extra of the hot dog water on your plant and you could junk it.
No, my mom, uh, it's brots.
I don't even like hot dogs that much.
You love hot dogs, Mike?
No.
I like hot dogs.
I love brats.
You know what I want to do?
I want to go to a school.
And like, I straight up.
I want someone to guess passes in, but I feel like it would be,
I don't want to sound conceited,
but I feel like it would almost be awkward if I was sitting at like a school lunch
because there'd be like a, probably a handful of kids like,
there's some YouTuber here and then they'd like end up just being a scene.
They'd probably be an ambious.
They'd be like, oh, get a mustache.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
They'd be like, why is this 25-year-old man sitting in the corner?
And I'm just picturing a black, fuzzy, fake mustache.
Just like this.
and what's your name start bombarding i just wanted to try the school lunch and it is still
as good as it was before where do you guys want to go to lunch today we got jimmy johns t bell
or uh lake park high school lake park elementary let's hit the elementary i haven't been there
in a while yeah i don't see what you want to do that the kids don't say anything when i budge in
line yeah that stuff was that's the best honestly but anyways i think we're probably done with this
phone. Thank you guys for watching.
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no more milk i guess no more milk i don't know you got to figure that out oh man i mean i'm gonna
keep drinking milk but moral of the story no more milk most people don't know fuck you trent peace
see you stevens