Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV Talks New Gymkhana, GTA 6, & Their Take on Streamers VS Youtubers

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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There might actually be a business in that. And this is the problem. Ben comes up with too many good ideas. We have a successful YouTube channel here. Box up to the bear statue. He's like checking out. He's like, no way.

It looks like me. We go, who broke all the tables? There's an outline of Evan on the tables with a tag that says dis-evon. All of our kids one day are going to be like, Daddy, am I a meme? So I got demoted to back over here then? No, there's no such thing as demotion. I just like to switch it up. It felt nice over there, though.

Is this the best seat then if the farther you go that way is the demotion? Well, I don't know now that we got you two over there. Well, I haven't sat next to Ryan in ages. I don't, honestly, I don't know if I ever have. People get mad when we switch it up. Really? Yeah, so get pissed. Yeah, there's like a sense of, you know, coming back, normalcy.

It took me so long to come around to, but CJ was the first one to say it. He's like, listen, you've always been on top of it as far as YouTube content and how to edit videos and how to make them the retention the best. And I was always, like, use a new song, every video. And then you're like, no, no, no, use a song that's really good and that people can recognize and then make it a part of, you know, Danny Duncan has this, boom, boom, boom, whatever, you know that. It's kind of like, comforting.

And so you did that. And then I was like, yep, I see it. I like the Chinese, the, sorry, Japanese, the little with the mini trucks. That's my favorite one. Well, there's a song for every, like, situation, I feel like. But then reusing them was just like good. I was like, man, maybe I should just start, like, kind of, I should just, like, pick an outfit or a style and stick with it. And I was like, eh, that's probably not me.

But there's something to be said about coming back to the same song, the same outfit, the same hat, the same glasses. And people, they have an easier time. That's probably true to a point. Yeah, like, yeah, like you're a cartoon that, like, never changes outfits, you know, like, uh, like in Bob's burgers, they're wearing the same outfits every single day and there's something to be said about that. Same for a family guy, whatever. I guess it's kind of different. but like the super wealthy high net worth CEO is like Mark Zuckerberg just wears the exact same thing

every single day because he doesn't have to think about it. Yeah, isn't it to like take a decision out of his day or something? Isn't that why he says? Like he doesn't want to spend any mental task. But he also might be an alien. So that's hard to say, you know. But I'm saying like, yeah, I guess me picking an outfit like again, you guys can probably tell no decisions.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just grab whatever. But I mean, no, I think there's something to be. said about that that repeat style no matter what it is people they like to warm up to something and get used to it now that we're back to like car heart season you know where you wear your layers

yeah do you guys wear like a new t-shirt obviously you do a new t-shirt under your sweatshirt every day seems like a waste you got to wear a t-shirt that nobody sees the entire day and then your sweatshirt i feel like your t-shirts what gets stinky though like your sweatshirt if you don't get it dirty on the outside realistically it's probably fine could wear it you could run on a sweatshirt for three, four days in a row. But do you ever rock just a sweatshirt, no t-shirt? No, barely. But that is, you never?

Yeah, I feel like I get sweaty something. Yeah, that's, I think it's because your skin is straight on, on the fabric of the sweatshirt, which is probably going to heat it up more versus like the shirts more, regulates your temperature a little bit more, maybe. Nice little science lesson here. I don't, I just pulled that out of nowhere, but I don't know. Because I know what you're saying, you almost get sweaty or just wearing a sweatshirt. Okay, yeah.

Which would make sense because it's less layers. I have a little theory on this. When you wear the just a sweatshirt, your armpits are not being closed in fabric. So you're just like touching skin on skin. So you find yourself sweating pretty bad and go like, why am I sweating so bad? I'm airing it out. Yeah. Someone needs to make a sweatshirt that you can wear just like a single layer garment.

I don't need to double my laundry because I just like have to throw a t-shirt. They make those tight fitting. Yeah, it exists. That's true. They just got a hood basically on a shirt. Dude, I just got these cotton sheets a couple months back. Yeah. They're cotton, just full-blown cotton.

I'm like, oh, these are great. It's so soft and it's kind of different. And then I'm like, why do I sweat so bad? Not every night, but... Is it? No, I mean, maybe, but... Oh, I thought that's where those are going. No, no, no.

No, I just sweat horrible. And it just reminds me of David being like, you can't wear cotton while you're snowmobiling or doing anything for that matter. I'm surprised you're not rocking silk sheets, Mike. I could see you running silk sheets. I own some silk sheets, too. own some silk pillowcases, I will never

not laugh at you talking about the silk sheets at the Airbnb. I was just remembering it. When he said, you were like, I hardly got any sleep last night. I couldn't even keep my head on the pillow. No, I'm sitting around, dude. I fucking hate silk sheets. We went in there, we all put our heads on the pillow.

And we're like, what? Like waiting from the slide off. I mean, I know what you're saying. I could not get comfortable. Yeah, for a backstart on that, we have to stay in Airbnb is a lot when we, like, travel. It had silk sheets. which I was like oh wow that's pretty cool he's in the master bedroom yeah I'm in the master

bedroom it's king-sized bed all to myself and I like did silk sheets I could not keep my head on the pillow so I slept terrible like it was like you'd put your head on it and just yeah I've never I've never heard of somebody complaining about their head not staying on a pillow bro I couldn't it was the first time I've ever heard so annoying I felt like I was like working hard while I was sleeping trying to keep my shit served I'm I'm a I'm a I'm a pillow hugger like I always throw an arm underneath the pillow and then I sleep on the arm and like I could just sleep on my arm. I don't even know if I need a pillow half the time. I also could sleep just on my arm if my arm didn't then die about two hours in. Oh dude. Yeah, it does. I wake up with a sore arm all the

time. I feel like I'm just cutting off. Yeah. Circulation. And actually, yeah, so if I'm cutting it off a little bit, I'm like chilling. But whenever I wake up and the arm is just like, like, fully gone. Picture being awake and then cutting off the circulation to your arm until you cannot feel it. Yeah, I don't think I can do it. But then when you're sleeping, yeah, you like, put it down. You're like, dude, how long, how much blood did I cut off from this appendage? I don't know. Maybe it's because I, like, toss and turn so much.

I'm switching up. I'm left arm to right arm, wake up in the middle of the night and I'll full on, like, sit up and spin around and then go back down. Yeah, I don't know. I'm, like pretty acrobatic when I'm sleeping. You do fart in your sleep a lot, dude. Do I? Yeah, Vegas, dude. I mean, it was just you and I.

So there's no one else to blame it on. that sounds about right yeah that's funny right you know it is definitely going to be me because i've never actually even heard you fart right which is more disturbing fact that is a little weird that is fucking weird i don't know it's just that is weird it's never been my thing farting never i mean no i fart it's bad but like it i just i don't like rip them out make a bunch of noise i like go in another room and like yeah that's so polite i appreciate that because ben and evan are terrible. Don't rope me in to Evan.

Do not rope me in with Evan. We're sitting here having a meeting and you guys are just like we got, we're all packed in like a tight space just, just, no. No, do not. Just think it's no big deal. Evan's doing it.

So I'm, I'm doing it to get back at him because he's doing it in like a, he's doing it in like an evil way. I was like, dude, there's something going on with my stomach. That shit was reverberitating off of a, you know, we work in a tin building. God dang, dude, like the acoustics of these farts were insane. Yeah, it was falling in a couple of rooms.

You got to get some, like, foam blocks on the walls and shit, just for Evan's farts, man. So the foam is for acoustics? No, no, it's just straight to absorb smell. I was talking to sound. Don't matter. No, that's what the industrial exhaust fan is for. He's on to something, though. He's on to something.

There might actually be a business in that. These are the fart absorbers. And this is the problem. Ben comes up with too many good ideas. We have a successful YouTube channel here, but we have all these great ourselves. I mean, like, I haven't even, I haven't even attempted to start, keep in mind, it's all patented and the design's done, but I haven't even attempted to start selling the wiener belt, because I know it's going to keep me too busy. Yeah, that'll crush. Yeah, that's actually a pretty good idea, though. Put it in your, in your underwear before you go to bed. The pad or the, yeah, like the pad. That's just called a diaper, bro.

Yeah. No, I mean, you're not shit in your pants. I mean, if you're going to wear a pad down there, you might as well. It's quite literally like a diaper just for the smell. Picture Evan waking up in the middle of night to go get a snack and you just, you see him and he's wearing a diaper. He's like, it's like a, quick game of pinball at 4 a.m.

You can see him kind of like, do a little of this before he opens the fridge. A little baby. Well, what else is going on, guys? I don't know. Who about Friendsgiving tonight? Oh, yeah. Do you guys do that? I'm curious.

I mean, like, a lot of people do Friendsgiving, of course. We have a pretty tight-knit group. Yeah, we had to cancel it for a couple of years, though. It was way too out of hand. Yeah, it got way too out of hand. We just paired Friendsgiving with, like, cool, we can be drunk and destroy things. It's like a Mosh Pit. It's like a Friendsgiving Mott.

Because it's fun. I mean, yeah. It's so fun. It was pretty fun back then. We broke a lot of stuff. We're kind of out of our destructive phase. You're right. It was actually after the one year.

year basically we were doing our friends giving we ate our food we had our time and then we were like well last year we destroyed a bunch of stuff should we destroy stuff this year and that's when it actually got out of hand because we planned to do it yeah we even did it in justin and megan's house yeah someone jumped through a table i did yes yeah i did i got yelled at for that one actually did yeah well because it was like megan and justin's table and apparently it's it's not accepted to body slam through the table, I guess, which is bullshit, because the year before it totally was. Yeah, it was, I don't know what happened in that one year

where we went from our shop to their house. I mean, that's essentially what happened. What happened? How sturdy is your dining room table? Pretty sturdy, honestly. I was going to say, we're about to find out. One, try to break it. Two, the old one, I would have been like, actually, please break it.

But CJ purchased a new one and that shit ain't cheap. Yeah, good luck. I don't know if you guys probably hurt yourself. Have you tried body slamming through that thing, dude? We do, old Randy, a lot of plastic chairs. A lot of plastic chairs. Still, so harder to buy than you would think. Yeah, and then we got him a bunch of replacements.

And then he left them here. And then they all got broken because we were like, well, I mean, there's these plastic chairs here. To be fair, we did replace his nice plastic chairs with used Wii Fest chairs. He looked at him and he's like, what the fuck are these? These are like 25 years old. Yeah, we've probably broken like 100 plastic chairs. The craziest destruction night is when we, We hit a million subscribers.

All of our friends and family, like, threw us this party to, like, celebrate it. And they got us this cake that said one million subscribers on it. It had our logo on it and everything. Plastic chairs everywhere, tables everywhere, got wicked drunk. Big event the next day that we should have been in bed. Brighton or early for. Yeah, yeah. But we just, we were celebrating one million and we're degenerates.

Always have been. Always will be. What else are you going to expect when you're throwing a party to celebrate being degenerate? being degenerates. We're going to be degenerates at this party, right? You have to. And boy, did we trash the place. Pop up a picture. Actually, I just, I picture the, I got to find the video and the on video, dude. Yeah, when the cake comes in, who threw the cake at Ben? I don't know, but that was so electric. That was funny. Ben gets hit with the cake. I got to find it pretty tame until our parents left. Yeah, we that's when all the destruction happens. We could, and we could not have

done that while they were there. They wouldn't have even tried to discipline, obviously, we're grown men here, but they would have tried to, or they would have been traumatized. What year was that? They actually were pretty disappointed just because I guess they had worked hard on the cake. I was like, well, you're going to either eat the cake or you're not. And then like, yeah, we broke the tables and the chairs, but I'm pretty sure most of those were ours. Yeah. Like, we broke a bunch of our own shit. They were just like, but why? We're like, we're celebrating. Yeah, it was a great, great cake. But if I were to make the cake, I would have been almost happier to see you know people getting enjoyment throwing it around the room

versus eating it yeah cake's not that good for you like realistically we were just trying to be healthy exactly you know yeah dude look at this place oh my god that's the next morning that's right because our parents came over there to like they were gonna clean up for us because it was kind of their idea to have this party with all of our families and stuff like that and then they were like we'll go clean up the shop and they walked in it was just destroyed and they turned that Turn around left. They were like, this one's on them. We go, who broke all the tables?

There's an outline of Evan on the tables with this little tag that says dis Evan, just so everyone knows. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that was a rowdy night. He was breaking our shit before he was even working with us. At least he's staying on brand. I am proud to see that our friends givings have really evolved. I think we have a real turkey tonight, right? Yeah, two of them.

We used to just go to our college. with as much takeout as we could find. Some of the Chinese, some of them would get pizza. It was fun because none of us wanted to cook. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't like it when we do, Alex. Damn.

She got two. Well, I bought two of them and she's. Elander's been practice cooking. This is like our Super Bowl, dude. What? They like making test hits of like all the food. Like, all right, there's going to be the mashed potatoes. This is the rolls.

Yeah. That's pretty awesome. Anyways, no, I didn't like it when we do that, like, just bring random stuff because everyone just bring. something easy and then it was just kind of like a bunch of like small things that you just kind of nibbled on a little this little that and then you're just like I'm still hungry but there's just like nothing left yeah exactly it's just a smorgish board of shit yeah no I get the vibe I disagree with the being hungry thing like I think we had plenty of food but it's that

it's that like you're picking away you're not getting like you're not eating of substance you're really getting is like the pizza that I mean maybe like a slice or pizza or two and then like four wings I don't know Two turkeys, though. See, just bawling out on us. Yeah, that is crazy. Not that much money. It was like 60 bucks, I think.

So maybe they're shitty. I mean, I think you're putting up the most. I guess I bought some Titos and some stuff like that. And it was at the C-Story. We actually got a ton. The C-Store is damn near 60 bucks. We have a shit load of beer and alcohol at the house, actually, because everyone would come over, bring a case to go out on the boat,

and then they would go home and leave the case, and then I would put it in the fridge. So our garage fridge Legit has No way Like it's fully Like no one needs to bring any beer Oh that's good to know

So yeah Yeah because honestly This shit It's gonna go expired Yeah Like there's no way That Ken and I are gonna drink all of it Can I put a dent into it

But not like Nothing substantial Proud of you Kenny Can't maybe Maybe everyone bring your own beer I don't want to get into Ken's stash now What do you bring in Ken? I have put zero thought into it

Until about three minutes ago You say he's gonna bring some tequila Yeah I haven't been thinking about it much either. Greta's been actually like on my balls about it. Who's bringing the last? So apparently me and Greta. Okay.

Is Greta going to bring it? Because it doesn't seem like you are. That's, I'm a little confused as to, you know, what this relationship between me and Greta bringing the food looks like now because apparently we can't bring takeout

because CJ's going to have our, I don't care if you bring take. I don't care. I think we're doing like a real meal. I'm like, who's cooking? Am I cooking? Because you guys don't want to.

I want to eat the food that I'm cooking. No, like a laundra's making some sides. We're making some stuffing. Alex has got the turkey and the mashed potatoes. Angela's bringing dessert. I'm just figuring this out. Apparently we can't smash tables anymore.

Everyone's got to bring home cook food. Times are changing. What the hell is going on, dude? Well, that's only the first part of the night. We'll see what happens. We'll stay tuned. Yeah,

Launders were real nervous that her food wasn't going to be good. I always said we could just feed it to the bear that's been roaming around. Yeah. Dude, that's a big bear. It's a huge bear. I saw one this summer, but it was not that same bear. Mine was skinny, and it was chilling. It waved at me.

It was a chiller. I thought it maybe could be the same bear, and he's gearing up for the season. He was over at the Cormont Pub, too. Really? But keep in mind, guys. Yeah, dude, look, he's, like, up in here. Like, he checked it out. I saw a security camp footage of somebody's house on the south side of lake,

and he was, like, chilling in their front yard and roaming around. What was he doing in the yard? Big boy, dude. So then my... How hell is he eating? So then my next question is to get that big. I think what's funny about this video is he, they caught it on security cam. They have like a bear statue out front of their house and he walks up to the bear statue.

He's like checking out. He's like, no way. He's like, what fuck's this thing? It looks like me. My question is that like, so he pulls up to one of the local bar and grills and he's like, no joke at the front door. At the front door. During the day or night? Night.

Damn, dude, you got to watch out of attack by a bear. I know. So again, the guy, the bear, doesn't seem all that, like, threatening, per se, still is a bear. I'm just wondering, like, what's the next move? I have, we live in, we live in an area where someone will, yeah. Some old dude just like, well, he was on my porch. I had to shoot him. Yeah, you're probably right.

I'm just saying, I'm just wondering. Yeah, it keeps roaming around like this. Yeah. I mean, that'd be a good mount. My dad grew up in northern Minnesota. Ely's the town. he shot a bear that was going through his garbage

when he was a kid because it would always come back and like eat his garbage Right so it's like Maybe I shouldn't have outed him like that No but how often is that how often can that happen Before you're like oh that's funny There's a bear there but like if it's back

Like 10 nights over a couple months You're like all right somebody's going to get hurt Eventually if the bear decides to be aggressive Black bears aren't normally aggressive Not normally Back when I was a kid We used to go up to Ely a lot and there was this little cabin on the river in the middle of the woods and this guy this old

guy would put out big containers full of sunflower seeds at like the bottom of his yard and then we would sit up on the deck and then every single night like clockwork seven o'clock would roll around the sun's going down and these huge black bears would come in and eat out of the uh eat the sunflower seeds right and then pretty soon there was this little cub that lived in the tree right next store to the cabin. So there's cabins right here and there's this big tree. And there was a cub that lived in the tree and like the mom left or got shot or like something happened to the mom to not be around anymore. So we named it Chucky and you could feed Chucky Oreos. What? If you stood at the bottom of the tree with an Oreo in your in your palm, Chucky would come

down the tree and like eat the Oreo out of your hand. Are Oreos good for bears? I don't know. It probably wasn't a part of, like, the process. I mean, they eat garbage, so they're probably fine. That's true. Yeah, I remember he swiped at your brother, Sam's hand. Probably. Yeah, because he was feeding it, he, like, swiped at it. It didn't, like, scratch or nothing, but then we were kind of like, all right, enough feeding him.

Yeah. That's pretty crazy. I mean, probably a lot of places in the country, like our buddy Colin from Pomidgee, which is more northern than here, he was like, bear sightings, get on the news around you guys? Yeah, but, I mean, for us, it's not that common. They're migrating down towards our area. Like, there's always been a few around here, but now there's, like, more and more and more. Taking over.

Which is kind of cool, I think. Yeah. I have a friend that lives in Big Sky, Montana, and he was in his house, and all of a sudden his car alarm started going off. So he looks out the window, and there was a bear with the door open, like snooping around in his truck, right?

somehow this bear shuts the door and locks himself in this truck and he couldn't his keys must have been in in the truck so he couldn't unlock it and open up the door so this bear is stuck in there for like an hour or two oh my god ripping on everything oh ripped it apart was just like yeah can you imagine calling your insurance guy you're like hey man the inside of my car is totaled like what about the outside it's like nope bear attacked it had been a gnarly video. I think he has a video of it. I'll ask him if he can send it.

Pretty crazy. Can you imagine how rattled the bear was? No, probably. I'm sure it was all the shit. Scared and aggressive. Yeah. Yeah, wouldn't really want to be,

like you ever seen the video when you, they let the bear out of the cage and it runs forward and just attacks the camera? Like it was like a bear in captivity or they saved it and rescued it for a bit and it like comes out of the cage and just pulls a hard left and then attacks the camera. Thor may open without warning as friggin. Yeah, because they have like this Automated

Yeah, this is the one. This is so funny. Oh, that thing was pissed. Okay, thank the Lord that was on the tripod. I'd be trying to like pull the door open with like a 30-foot rope. So how did they get it out? If I remember correctly, he had to have like a locksmith come or something. Oh my gosh, I think.

The locksmith is like shaking. I would have just shot the window. I would have broke the window. Yeah, I'm not sure. I can't remember how that got. resolved or what ended up happening but yeah kind of destroyed the inside of his truck like when i was riding with him he had like like claw marks oh he just door panels i think there were some like bite marks oh that's pretty cool boy you clean it up like clean up all the shit and everything i was

just picturing he actually destroyed it totaled the inside but like uh talladega night style oh with the cougar yeah or no lion in the hangover right but check cameras what we're trying the cameras that are filming this podcast make sure that they look good and are you know none of us are too far out of them recording everything good good deal okay

check cameras we got three cameras Ken's behind the ones you check all the check the cameras what cameras you're trying to get checked it's like a Patrick Star moment I was looking through a security camera to see if the bear was at the farm Ken's like yep no bear

Sorry. Very specific around here. You scan through 14 hours of footage and see if you can see a little black bear. Greta's family just built a house on this mountain. And her mom was staying there for like the first time, like alone. And she got like notified that there was activity outside, like on the security cameras. And there was a bunch of bears running around the driveway trying to get into the garbage. No way.

So, like, it's so known that, like, bears are going to try and get into the garbage out there that they have to have, like, a cover on the big dumpster. So, like, when you're building the house, you have, like, a dumpster out front. You lock it. But they have to straight up have this big locking cage on it. But sure enough, the bears are, like, crawling over the cage trying to find, like, a way in. She's like, oh, my gosh. Mark, look.

There's bears running around. What do I do? Is there rules against shooting a bear? Like, let's say that bear was in your yard here. Apparently you have to have, like, a bear tag. I'd imagine, yeah. Dude, you guys see they're releasing another Jim Kana with Ken Block? Oh, I did.

Oh, they were that filmed ahead? Correct. And it just caught me off guard because everyone's, like, them, like, having one more stacked in there. It's one thing. It's out right now? Not yet, but in December. It's an electricana, too. So if you're looking for some internal combustion, you won't have it.

But if you're looking for extremely high horsepower ripping, I assume it will have that. Yeah, where is it? I was just so excited. I was like, no way! It reminded me of, like, when they release, it's completely different. But when they released, like, Mac Miller songs, they're still releasing music. But with Jim Kana and with footage of Ken Block, like, you either have it or you don't. Like, no one wants to watch, like, a CGI-I created version of that.

So it's just so cool they had it stacked up. Yeah, they would have been filmed out, like, over a year in advance. Yeah, yeah. That'd be weird being like, yeah, this is going to come on a year and a half. I gained a lot of respect for it. obviously is cool but when I watch the like Amazon series on it dude that is a filming thing they just don't go out there and close down a couple of roads and like do some drifts it's pretty wild pretty wild how much they put into it I wonder if Travis will continue to keep doing

him I'm sure I think the next one will be Leah yeah daughter for sure but yeah she was ripping the hoonicorn at Seema and it was like pretty cool like the car in itself is cool but she's a great driver and like she has a lot of years to learn to become the best driver but i think the next one will be with her who did get knocked it out of the park this year i see me like all the all the stuff they had like celebrities and stuff like come and do ride-alongs and it was pre-pane was there t-pane was really into cars though i didn't realize that but he's still a celebrity big big car guy and then they had obviously jim york doing the limo jump dude like did he do a limo jump in limos, you see it?

He barrel off through an RV. Yeah, I have nothing, like, bad to say about it, but the whole, like, ending of the jump, there was just, like, no, nothing to it. He's just sideways, and he hits the limo and then lands upside down in a limo. That dude loves limos and just crashing cards. It's amazing how he's just always okay. I know. Like, he landed right on his roof.

And then when he's not crashing, stunting limos and cars, he's, like, crashing and stunting mopeds and shit around the compound. I think the wildest one that I've seen him do, if this is what I'm thinking is pretty crazy, but the one where he just... The one where he just jumped the wagon straight to flat. There was like nothing good

that could come of it. I know, dude. Yeah, the frame bends, like, I'm like... It doesn't make any sense. It's that due to your spine. Like, I get yeah, you have a roll cage. You've got all the good like Hans devices and stuff like that, but still, the impact is still there. It's insane impact. Give them the props to... He's just built for it, clearly. You had to be built for it.

To continue being able to do this, I remember when he did the freaking limo jump with us through the RV, that was still one of the most insane things. And that's like level one. And for him, it really is just another weekend, you know? Compared to what he's doing now, he's really, like, continued to level up. Amped it up.

But I hope, I mean, you know, there is guys that are just built like this, but I hope it doesn't just continue him, doesn't just continue to be him flailing at things and then eventually getting hurt. like nobody wants to see that yeah he kind of reminds me of the one guy that that did the jump at cletus's that guy's got a whole thing yeah jumped the crown vick yeah his is more calculated i think like they have like more gear and like i think his seat like it's like more lame but way more calculated that dude was out of the car but like i think jim's is way crazy just for the record but yeah

that guy was like yeah i've done this a thousand times yeah but that guy's car so his seat is like attached to like almost bunchies within the car so he doesn't have his mind of like a jar. I'm sure it's still extremely jarring. But like Jim York is just sitting in this thing, maybe with some harnesses. Roll this clip of this barrel roll. When he did the first one.

Like he overshot the RV. Oh. Think about how bad. Way farther. Yeah. I think he was supposed to hit the RV probably. Yeah, I think he was going too fast. But think about how bad it hurt with Micah falling off that rail.

Yeah. That was just a fall. He jumped from that high straight to concrete. So was it supposed to completely barrel roll? I mean, I'd assume. I'm, yeah. They had to have had some good harnesses. Best case scenario, he kickflips the whole thing.

They probably have a video of that on YouTube because they have a channel now. It's like it's the 199 channel with, and it's like Travis Pistrano. He's got a whole crew of guys with him and Jim York's one of them. Yeah, dude, I just wondered like how, how can you be okay after that? I know. And then go go and do that again like the next week. I swear, I'm always seeing clips of Jim York just getting ragged off. That's what I mean.

And since we did, since we were in Utah and he jumped the limo through the RV. I mean, he's on like 30 stunts since then. That guy's a stuntman. Yeah, he truly is. That guy has, he's something special. And he's got the name for it. Jim York, that's a great name is like Peter Anderson. It wouldn't really work, you know?

Fuck no. Search to Jim Yorker on YouTube. Our video is the second one. But if your name's Ryan Anderson, then you got it. Bro, I still, I'm just enthralled. We've talked to a monster jam a million times, but I can't get over these guys that do this. Yeah, basically do stuff like this week in and week out,

like it's their job. Like, I love me a good stunt. Also, a good stunt terrifies the shit out of me. And I like to only do them every once in a while. But when it's your quite literally your job, they're just built different. Alondra and I were talking about that because I did a cold tub last night, which I assume has to kick in some type of adrenaline. And I, you're pretty much a stub or cold, like did you do the one at the shopping?

At the trap. Okay, yeah. So that's cold. That's cold. That's like max cold. 33 degrees. Yeah. And anyway, she was like, there's no way I could do that and then fall asleep.

And I think the same thing about caffeine. Like, I could have an energy drink, lay down in bed and probably fall asleep if I was ready. And I think it's probably just the adrenaline we're subjected to. That might be it. Like, you could drive around and drive super fast in your car and you wouldn't even get like your heart racing. But if you took your mom with, she'd have a damn heart attack. First pull. That's weird.

That's kind of how it was when we were in. in, like, Disney World on, like, the craziest rides. And everyone around us is like, oh, my God, that was insane. And then our whole crew was like, yeah, that was, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun. That was fun. We're with the CEO Bugatti, who's literally driving the fastest production cars every single day. He was like, coffee in the morning.

Yeah, that, uh, that was fun. That was fun. They're bragging about the zero to 60 in like three seconds. he's like, yeah, I could do that in my driveway. Probably, you know. It is interesting how much we get, you know, how much adrenaline and how numb to it we probably are. When they say adrenaline's like a drug,

that means it even more so is like a drug because you can build a tolerance to it, like anything. It's kind of scary. Which is like unfortunate, but also, I don't know, maybe a good thing, but like it would suck running our adrenaline up like to our mom's levels every day of the stuff we do. Like, it's probably a good thing we have a little bit of a tolerance to it. Yeah.

And anyone in the scene. I think there is good to have a tolerance to it, but also just like with anything that you go up, you have it down. So if you're super stoked, you're going to have a crash. And then that crash sucks even more. So if you don't get up, then you can't crash his heart down. With adrenaline, you got to like, you know, you can't just be like all balls to the walls 24-7. Yeah, you keep adding gas, the fire, gas, fire, you vent. you've got to come down.

Yeah. And when, when, uh, you, you know, continue to do like crazier and crazier, crazier, crazier things to hit that adrenaline peaks like everyone, well, you still got to come back down from that and it's going to suck a lot more. I'm a big advocate for. I don't believe that there's a, you know, there's, there's a high for every low or low for every high. I don't believe in that.

But I think kind of what you just said, there is still a low and there will be a low. Like it's inevitable. Yeah. You know, as in like there can be like, 10 highs, but there'll still be a low that's just as equal to those highs. But I don't think there's a low to every high. Well, I don't know if there's like every single good thing. You have a bad thing.

Right. I'm not saying that. You're saying that. I'm just kind of making that clear. I was like, I'm just saying like if you're constantly going up and up and up, like I don't think that's sustainable. Not at all. Especially a way to live.

And eventually it's, it's, things aren't going to be going up and up and up. And as soon as things aren't going up and you feel like things are crashing down and getting worse, like, well, you haven't experienced things that aren't that way for a while. If things have been going so good, so it's going to feel a lot shittier, like coming down. So it's not like every up you have it down, but it's like. I'm not saying that you thought that. I was just making that clear. But that does make sense.

It's like the less downs you have, the more it's going to hurt when it is a down. Well, like anything. Yeah, like massive success. And then all of a sudden, like, it was going so well. now I don't have any money. Or whatever, you know. Like, big fat low. The classic.

I don't know what happened. You get really. I just slap his voice. That's what I thought was funny about it. You know, you're a child actor, and then you, like, have a million and a half dollars. And then, like, by the time you're 21, you're, like, broke and addicted to drugs. Now, that's a, that's a low. You were probably going up and up and up as a child actor.

There's the balance. If you were a child actor, would you go to school? Not today's age. You have to go to school. No, no, no. You have to have some kind of education. I thought you meant like, would you just be a child actor?

Would you go to school? Would I go to school? No, I'd be on online school, like in today's age. But if your parents had like one of those fancy YouTube channels where they like hyped you up when you were a baby and then, you know, like you already could be theoretically rolling in dough doing toy reviews? Like, how are you supposed to freaking? Nowadays, it's probably easier and ever to not go to school.

You just do this online homeschooling thing. I think I heard a TikTok clip about somebody was a child actor. Maybe it was Josh, like Drake and Josh. And he said they made them get their GEDs right away because when you're in high school, you can only work so much. But if you have like a high school education, they can work you more. So they wanted to do it to make them work more. I'm not certain it was him, but somebody like him.

Yeah, I don't know about. the whole like homeschooling thing because you miss a lot I think that just comes with going to school like getting educated is one thing but getting like the social education is another can you imagine the first time you get made fun of is like college that'd be fucking hard I think it's good to be exposed I agree like 100% like I look at like I think it's good to be exposed to like varying levels of like people people that come from different environments than you because then like I don't know it just prepares you for the real world you know you've dealt with someone that you know just a little bit rougher around the edges or you know and just i don't know

i think it gets you acclimated comments on the internet like you could probably even if there's a whole bunch of i don't know well no but i'm saying like you can take those as you will they could be really mean or whatever something to be said about just some good old exposure to to people in the real world yeah maybe not agreeing with you or maybe just straight up being mean yeah i agree yeah i didn't really like going to school and getting bullied so i'm doing my bullying remote Mike Yeah now I do all my bullying remote So much easier

I can affect so many more people There is something about like Having a liberal ass teacher That clearly has a certain way of thinking Whether that's the way that you want your kids raised or not But like even a super conservative teacher That's like pushing their views On these students though

It's kind of crazy It is crazy because I mean you see plenty of kids go off to college and that's when they're like formed by like their professors. Yeah, I think college is probably worse. I think college professors go like, these kids are adults. I can tell them things that I feel. But I feel like if you're a fourth grade teacher, like your fourth grade teacher isn't like you should vote for. They are now. I think they are now. I think they're like saying, you're not a male. You're not female. There's more like accountability in like your local elementary school. A lot of those college teachers, they're

tenure they can say damn near anything and they can't get fired yeah but i mean i i think that teachers of younger kids are probably a little more focused on school they have to enable kids to be whatever they want to be apache helicopters and shit like that because they can't the younger it gets like teachers are just they should just stick to making sure they know that kids have a smile on their face and that they can read you know among other things yeah they messed up on on uh teaching me that never quite figured out that whole reading thing you're a terrible you're a stupid definitely didn't help

what Ken said though like with these professors that are tenured I'm pretty sure that teachers for like elementary school are and middle school and high school I'm sure are two though to a point after a couple years because they need them so bad

yeah there's more like accountability like you can go to your school board you can complain and you can have like have them reprimanded yeah like there's more accountability in the community aspect of like a local public school or just your local school then sending your kids off to some college where you basically have zero input in that. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Dude, I think that teachers are like actually so underpaid for what they do. And obviously everyone would say that. But like if they were paid more,

which would just obviously increase taxes and everything that goes with that. But the kids would probably turn out better because the teachers would actually want to be there. or might attract, you know, better, more suited teachers. I think the basis of it, no one's ever expected to go above and beyond of what you're paid. You're really, you're not. You're expected to do your job. I don't know. Like no one's going above and beyond because why would you at 50K a year?

But I think the crazy thing is a lot of teachers do. I think I talk to some teacher and they were like, I don't do it for the money. I do it because like I had a good teacher. I want to influence kids and stuff like that. And God bless them because a lot of people aren't like that. I guess that is the benefit sending your kid to a private school, though, because the teachers are probably paid more, huh? Actually, I don't think really ours were.

Really? I think it was easier. Where's the money going? Fucking new performing arts setters and stuff like that. I guess essentially the money is. The same amount of money. It's just you're paying that out of pocket instead of your tax dollars paying it out of pocket and everyone else's tax dollars.

Damn, how much was your school, Ryan? I am curious. I mean, are you comfortable disclosing that? Like what a year was? It's probably cheaper. going to college. It was. Really?

Oh, I was thinking. Not with room and board and shit, but college tuition was cheaper. Like what? 20 grand a year? I don't think it was that much. I was thinking it was like 11 grand a year. Yeah, so what are you going to do, Mike? Is Sidney going to want to?

I don't know. That's good question. I mean, as long as there's a couple more steps, thanks, please. Yeah. Tell what they get to there. Yeah. But, no, I'm not opposed to. Never know him, right.

You're right. Got excited there for a second. Yeah, we still got quite a big. no seriously dude mike i went down a rabbit hole on your facebook looking for some picture i think it was you wearing weird pants and you had like a facebook folder and it was like going to lake park for a day or something like that

and you'd like carry around the camera yeah you went to lake park for the day that's a neighboring school yeah what do you mean the day we've talked about this before this is so no i mean kind of like the way you brought it up was different anyway i just remember you guys thinking it was so insane that students could visit other schools when they had like the day off yeah but why why it's insane to me that you would want to correct correct so go to the galledag skate park or something so the fuck were you doing sitting in classes for a day hanging with my homies probably being a nuisance there's clearly a reason that there's no way that you can still do that

not really i'd say my the friends that went to lake park were being the nuisance and i was just a part of it was the instigator but yeah it's just like so you have to go to school five days a week, pretty much for your entire life, what it feels like, until you're 18? And then, so it's like, what's one day at a school where you don't have to do anything all day?

Like, how is that? How is that, like, you need to hang out with other friends? Yeah, I was like, how is that, like, that insane? Were you doing it to see, like, the guys or, like, going for the chicks?

No. It's like the new kid in school, like the new kid, all the chicks or like the guys are like, you know, kind of sizing them up and the girls are like, oh, he's kind of cute. A little bit of both.

Mostly for the homies, but I can tell his mom doesn't dress him because he's wearing a ridiculous outfit. Oh, it's something about those purple skinny jeans. No, I knew most of the girls there, too. I mean, keep in mind, I live, like, seven miles from this school, and this school only has, like, 50 people per grade. So were you kind of a legend walking around there for the day? Oh, I'd say so.

Yeah, dude, I was a legend. Yeah, snapping pictures. The principal. What were you doing with the camera? For the record, like, that's not, I didn't, I didn't bring like a DSLR to that. I brought it to the basketball game later on. And, I mean, I'm definitely, you guys are already going to dig in my Facebook. I leave all this.

I've been curious about this question. I leave all of the stuff that I've ever uploaded on Facebook and Instagram. I think that's part of my life. I appreciate that. I agree. Wildly embarrassing. Like, the stuff that I put up is just, you're going to look at it and go, what? I wonder if you have to be my friend or not to see the pictures.

Well, pop it up. Ken, pop it up. I'm working on it. It's just so much wax stuff in there. But yeah, I just leave it because it was part of my life. But, yeah, the principal kicked me out that day that I visited. Why? How long did you make it?

Here's the crazy part as to why. I mean, half the day. I made it to lunch. And then he's like, yeah, you got to pay for lunch. I'm like, that's fine. I have one of the guys punching their number. He's like, no, you got to pay for it. And I was like, okay, I can figure it out.

Then I can pay cash or something. And then I was like, eh, whatever. and then I like went up and grabbed a peanut butter sandwich and he's like you have to pay for that and then he's like you got you need to leave and then I didn't and I like tried to sneak into the next class with you know the the homies and then you can hear Mike a sandman and they're like oh dude you and then they're all walking in the school and he's like they're crowding around me trying to like cover me up and it was just the worst thing and then he like ends up like grabbing me from the stairs and was like you need to leave so I kicked me out wait so were you

you stealing the peanut butter and jelly then essentially yeah well yeah no shit you got kicked out yeah i guess yeah i guess yeah i was like that's the pettiest of that yeah i mean yeah but still stealing we used to steal a lot back then didn't you no no we got to be a little more specific i used to steal a lot of treats from the school lunch that's stealing from the taxpayers the only time i've ever stoned i think that's like federal crime nice nice my that's that's Pretty bad examples of set, Mike. Good times, yeah. Yeah, it is.

No, they say he's not a very good role model, Ben, so I think he's okay. Yeah, I've never claimed to be a good role model. I'll shoot you straight, though. You will. Very true. No, I do appreciate that. Also, I appreciate you keeping your old pictures and every decision that you ever made public because my buddy Ryan over here has wiped the internet clean of all pictures of him wearing transitions.

Did he? No. No, I was like, I don't think he, actually did that though. Can we find any pictures? I can't find any pictures of writing. You had them all saved on your iPad. Really? If you could find your old iPad too scroll back on. Really? Yeah, I remember. Sometimes you have to go to like Justin's page and then find the pictures that he uploaded that he forgot to tag Ryan in or something. 12 years ago I post on Facebook directing parking is the most degrading job ever. All you do is get yelled at. Who the fuck? Let me have

a keyboard. Well, who lets you direct parking? I don't think I don't know. It's probably something. Two people liked it. And one other guy. I'm picturing you. Were you just driving past someone's directing parking? You're like, that's degrading. What a fucking idiot. No, that's very similar to something I could see myself, I guess, uploading my status or whatever.

Ryan, you used Facebook as Twitter before Twitter was Twitter. And then you kind of used Twitter as Twitter too. And you always had fire tweets. Yeah, I used to be good at social media. And I kind of fell off. Do you guys remember playing Farmville? Anyone play Farmville? Yeah, that was the best.

Dude, that was, like, the golden age of Facebook. When, like, you get invited to play a Facebook game. Here's a picture of me in transitions. From a girl in your school. You can. I'll play fun with you. Or when, like, everyone comments, like, happy birthday on your page and you feel, like, extra love. How many wall, yeah, how many posts on your wall did you get?

Yeah. I used to go off on Twitter, dude. That's, some guy tweeted at me. I have no idea who the fuck you are, but all the girls in my high school are wishing you have your birthday. Peak. Oh, that's a mad how to have a full. felt pretty good. Yeah, I had to have.

Can we pull up some of Ryan's old tweets? I remember them being pretty good, but I'd like to... Yeah, maybe they weren't. Come back to it and see... I did take a scroll down my old Instagram captions, because I used to be good at that, too, and I was like, oh, these were actually. I feel like back then it was, like, more about the caption and whatever.

I got a sign up for Twitter. Unbelievable. You don't have Twitter? No. Well, it's X now. I deleted X. Why? Because I never used it.

Yeah, too many. insensitive tweets, Ben. Versus deleting, yeah, he didn't delete the app off his phone. Delete the old damn account. I actually go on Twitter quite a bit now. It's way different now. It's way different now.

Yeah, X obviously with Elon taking it over, dude. I feel like it's just, oh, it's way different. But it doesn't feel different to me at all. Like when you're scrolling, I notice, I don't go on it much, but like, I'm getting way, way more like fights. Oh, yeah. The one thing that's changed is that Twitter,

adopted the same thing that every other social media platform has is curated content. Yeah, but they don't also like, they didn't have that before. They don't really seem to hide violent or like things that normally would. Yeah. No, yeah, that's the thing. It's like live leaks. Like a lot of like, you know, pretty bad stuff that you really shouldn't be watching. You see on Twitter, at least I do. I don't know what the fricks are on mine. No, I have the same thing. You watch one dude and then it gets. I don't agree with it either. Especially like the high school or younger age. I don't know. I just don't agree with seeing that you see some like high school fight and then it gets like three million views on twitter and then like all i gotta do is sucker punch this kid six times and then it's just

talking about this too it's like it's not bad for your brain yeah i i agree it's like it's not bad or you're saying it's bad sorry it's bad for your brain yeah it's like it just doesn't it seems detrimental to your entire like morale thought process like way too used and comfortable to it yeah i remember when i was like a kid that's when like violent video that's when like violent video games were kind of starting to actually become like more realistic and whatever and there was all this big debate because then the school shootings seem to start happening more and more and more and like honestly there probably is a correlation between it all you know that one uh call-a-duty mission where you like walk into the airport yeah

on mw2 you know you can win that mission without firing a single shot oh that's interesting i wonder if they have everybody just goes in there and lights up a whole airport yeah that shit was in the video game i remember my tsa pre-check status it got Got like wave or whatever. Yeah, I know. And then you had to pick whether you were going to play that mission or not. Really? Yeah, there's like, oh, damn, it would.

A little consent thing on it. Dude, I wouldn't mind hopping on some call duty. I haven't done it in years, but like, I just feel like it'd be fun. I was just walking through the mall and I was like, damn, GTA 6 is coming out. I wish I had the time. I just pick up a new Xbox, sit down and play it. Let's go. Never going to.

Yeah, why would I do that? I would be pissed if I worked for 12 hours and got home at 8 o'clock. at night, and then I went, hey, babe, I'm going to go play Xbox till 2 a.m. and then leave in the morning. You should be playing Wii. You're right. Stay active. I mean, yeah, I agree.

Definitely. Ain't going to have any time to play it, but like, he's wee bowling. I'm pretty excited for GTA 6. Yeah, it's going to be sick. I saw this, like, this is the dumbest meme ever. It was like, GTA 5 comes out. Do you have a responsible adult that's above 18

that can purchase this or whatever? And now it's just like, cash your car. Well, I mean, were the age 18 because it happened 12 years ago. Yeah, I was like, I get that. But also, yeah, okay, GTA 5 came out when most of us weren't 18. But then I'm like, if you're going to wait 35 years to make another game. My mom hid violent video games for me.

Really? Yeah, that's why I turned out so much out. She still bought them for him, but just hit him. Hit them. No, because like when I got my GameCube that I talked about, it came with Super Smash Bros. But apparently that was too violent. What? Yeah.

So I never got to play it. That's crazy. Many years later, Mom, I'll play with Kirby. and I still have it sealed somewhere. What? Yeah, no, it has to be. It has to be. No.

They shipped it out with 60 bucks. Every, every single game cube. It's like having a sealed copy of Halo. In my opinion, real quick, GameCube and Smash Bros. Like, if there's any game that should ever, let's say you had one game for GameCube, it should be that game.

Yeah, for sure. 100%. I agree. I never played those games either, Ryan. Not because I wasn't allowed to. I just never did. Didn't like them. I don't know if that's supposed to.

Make you feel better or not, but he was too cool for video games. I remember I was always surprised that you had an Xbox. You seemed kind of like the type to not have one. I always loved coming over to your place and playing Xbox, though. We would do this. Yeah, we would just, it was nice out, and we were like, let's just sit in the basement for eight hours and play Xbox. Yeah, I know.

We were pretty good outside guys, but there would hit a point. It'd be like July 28th on a Saturday. We're like, we're going to play cod zombies all day in the basement. Our dad would be like, what the fuck are you? you guys doing. Dude, I kind of want to do that again. That's what I'm saying.

Like that's just also something that it was like very short lived in my life. But I had a good time doing it. And I kind of want to being like, you know, somewhat one might call an adult now. Yeah, I kind of want to fire that up again. But like what better night to do it on than Friendsgiving? You imagine we call up all the girls. Yeah. We would have to.

We got to work tonight. No, no. No, Justin would be stowed. They can be there, they can be there, but they would just, like, we would be so having the best time ever, like, trading off control. We could all carry around our own TVs in there. Yeah, everyone bring their own TV to C.J's house. I mean, it's not even that hard anymore. 13-year-old me is, like, vibrating fast.

And the internet, that's the best part, too. You know, we're not in any sort of city area by any means, but now the internet could probably handle six Xboxes, no problem. For sure. Like, where back in the day, one is pushing it. Mike, did your parents let you play violent video games? I feel like they wouldn't let that. No, they didn't. They didn't.

And then I was just like, all right, just call duty. It's all I want. And then they're like, all right, fair enough. And I'm like, I just play online. It's like, it's not tainting me. It's just like, I just bullied the kids online. No, I didn't even get a part of that. I was actually, I was, dude, I was scared to talk to people.

Like, how did you even play online? You had, like, dial up at your house for the longest time. Barely, if I was playing online, like, no one could do anything. It wasn't actually dial up at that point. You're just laying out. Yeah. I mean, it was bad. But GTA was definitely behind closed doors type of game.

Yeah, it wasn't a lot of play GTA because you shot people. I was allowed to shoot other army members. It's as soon as, and then it's like the worst part is, okay, oh, yeah, you play GTA. Yeah, you can like drive cars, shoot guns and stuff. But then everyone's favorite thing to do ever was, yeah, you can get a hooker and then you can just kill them afterwards and then take their money. That was like the go-to line. I'm like, that's so aggressive. That's how you explain the game.

game? That's how someone explained the game to me. What's Grant the Faddle? Like, oh, you go and get a hooker, you kill them and take their money. I mean, they preface that you can drive cars and Oh, I thought that. That's like you know that the mom circle. It's awesome. It's so fun. Like of propaganda of

mom stuff, it was like, don't let your kids drink monster. It's for the devils from the devil. And then GTA you kill hookers and I don't know, one other thing. There wasn't like smoking or any like actually bad things. Yeah, what's up with that? Monsters for the devil. That's Well, it's like 666 in Hebrew, like the monster logo.

That kind of did. He came up with something. Surprise me. I don't know if she came up with it. She had to be crazy. I think like that once I looked a little more into it, I'm like, maybe it is. And maybe they did do that. I hope they're not devil worshippers.

I like the brand. But yeah, I did look that up. So I drink Celsius now. When I was growing up, anything that I couldn't do, I just had to go over to CJ's house and I could. You know, he's the older cousin. Pop. Pop Tarts. candy

pop rocks pop rocks and then just like aggressive video games right so CJ introduced me to live and so I sit down in his bedroom because you got a TV in your bedroom too which I also like couldn't have I sit down and and he puts the headset on and he goes all right tell me what they're saying

they're saying this this okay now say this back just something so aggressive I have a friend like that too yeah yeah and I'm like what am I doing right now and he goes talking shit that's what I mean I was terrified what they say back

oh this is what they say back oh fuck go after their mom go out say this say this about their mom or like something you know it's coming across and bed yeah those

yeah and then they were ruthless you sound like a 12 year old boy whose balls haven't dropped yet and I'm like okay fuck he's on to me he's on to me he said I'm a 12

I'm 10 yeah that's good times those were good times I feel like either people can just like they can do that or they not like they can talk shit

on game or they can't. I just was like too non-confrontational. Dude, I follow some pretty funny streamers on that do that. There's like this one guy who he pitches up his voice and then, you know, the way he speaks, he sounds like a kid, but also like he knows all the, he knows all the lingo. So he's like hitting on girls or roasting guys. Yeah, and it's so funny because he like sounds like a kid.

They're like, damn, dude, this 10-year-old is like roasting you right now. And then there's this other call duty DJ. He's got this crazy sound. board and so whenever anyone says anything he has the best meme response to every single one like he's pretending to have like a big stream he's just like yo guys this this guy's literally trying to like chat are you seeing this right now and the guy's like are you streaming like oh thanks for the hundred dollars he a hundred dollars for ten meows meow does 10 of them and the people that are playing are like dude stop it's hilarious

So, yeah, like, people are making a good living, Twitch streaming, trolling people on Call of Duty. It's insane. Dude, that's, I want to get one of those streaming race setups here. It basically has an excuse to play video games because then I can say it's work. 100% like we need. Let's get one. Like, would people watch a stream, you think? No.

No, but I think we would use it. I think we would play it. No, the people would 100% watch it, but I don't know if we should be. Oh. Yeah, I don't think we should be streaming. Well, I don't know. It's hard to say. What would, I don't know.

No, I don't have had Evan got Evan in one of those before we took him to Bristol. I don't want to help. No, we should have just told him where the right pedal was. Dude, we should have put Micah in one of those before he spent 30K on a drift car. That's why I'm trying to get one. I'm like, people, I talk to some people that have like a true drift setup and they're like, yeah, like, saved a lot of money with one of those because then I, like, learned how to drive. But you already spent the money. So you might as well drive it.

You could have bought this instead. Oh, my God. $30,000. And that thing like moves around. I'd assume that one moves. Yeah, full motion. Full motion. Stage five.

Wow. That's crazy. And I'm not trying to buy a stimulator at the same price of the drift car, in place of the drift car. Well, I mean, you haven't driven your drift car just sitting out there in a snow bank. Yeah, true. Wait, we have banks of snow outside? Mike, I think you should buy that. Hell yeah.

I'm not going to. Send Mike the link. Send Mike the link. So he has that tonight at Friendsgiving after a couple of drinky poos. I accidentally buy $30,000. I don't think it would be on accident. I think you've got the space for it. I've got the space.

Hell, yeah, I got the space for it. Just in Micah's office. I got the space for it going. Oh, that would be bad. I was thinking you put it at his house, but yeah. You could put it in your other room at your other house. Correct. That's true.

At the lake. Then I'll use it. That'd be great. I only go over. I'm hopping in the sim boys. Dude, I have so much respect for these streamers. They're so good. They're so good.

I always thought it was kind of a gimmick, but a lot of them, Actually, not a lot of them. Some of them are fantastic at it. Yeah. I show speed. Jinksie, I really like. He's kind of weird. It's kind of on the come-up. Yeah. I mean, like, streaming seems to be more of the new thing. I actually watched NELC.

They were doing like a live stream and I tuned into it and it's like weird. Not really doing anything, but you just kind of keep watching. It's really weird. You're like, something's going to happen. There's something to it the fact that is live. I don't know. But if you would have tuned into a YouTube video of someone doing nothing, you'd be like, I'm not watching this.

It's kind of like live PD when they flip around to the cameras and nothing happens for 90% of it. But if you catch the 1% of gold. And that's probably a big reason why people watch. I'm like in between. I think that if you're streaming, you don't have to have this big plan. Even our podcast isn't like that. You don't need to have this big list of, all right, here's what I'm going to do.

But you also, I remember when like Andy Milanakis, he just is like, I'm going to stream all the hours. I'm awake. I'm just going to stream the whole time. And it was really boring. I mean, and even on the highlights, it was like,

because it did it too much. Yeah, exactly. So the whole, like, just stream everything all the time. You got to do stuff too. Like,

these streamers are taking it. They're putting into like a production. Like, they're planning their streams. Like it's a video. Granted, it's live, but like they have things that are going to come in that like they're

going to do on the stream. Like Kaisenat just did like a seven days in. And he called it. And they went to like, I think it was an abandoned jail and he had like druski with him like Christian rock whatever name is like a bunch of just like other and like they're in their jumpsuits and they're living like they're in prison except it's live streamed and it's like pretty entertaining did they live stream 24 hours a day for seven days pretty sure that is I don't know I didn't tune in but pretty sure like I say I don't

have the time to do it but that is cool a dude that I actually uh I guess we all know him from the neighboring town that moved to L.A. got in on that private school fella yeah he was from private school but his tattoos all over his face now so he fit in perfectly as like i'm sure they did the casting and they're like oh this guy's great he's a nice guy too and so i'm sure it's perfect but he's got the look yeah you got the look for that kind of like production i guess i wonder what it is like to stream and having that constant like i need to be entertaining feeling because the more you are so uncomfortable on live screen i'd be like this is boring like i don't want to bore people I just wonder, like, you can lose your authenticity really fast because...

Authentism? Authentism. Authentism. Authentism. I think you have authenticity. I think I do, too. When you can lose that really fast because the more extra you are, the more donations. I mean, it's like the more entertaining you are, the more donations.

So your low moments have no donations and then you're doing something. You're like, I don't even know what I was doing. wasn't even like something I normally do, but I got a bunch of donations. Yeah, like this hype behind it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like, like, when we film with someone who's not used to be on camera,

like, they're ready to, like, ride a dirt bike off a cliff. Like, I don't care, I'll do anything because you get all jacked up from the camera. Yeah. It's like kind of the same, I'm sure, even more so because now you have people watching live, so you're like, I don't even have a chance to think about. I think it's a big, big thing that is only going to get bigger, though.

So maybe we got to do it. Aidan Ross is making $10 million. a year from kick oh but he's a I'm pretty sure he's a punk though eating Ross yeah yeah all are man oh is that just salary because they they do like deals with them so you're not even getting paid for like like I'm sure

obviously you have like how many streams you have to do but they'll like pay you up front I mean fuck they're getting paid more than like pro athletes Ross is making more than like movie stars yeah live streaming but they're pretty entertaining they know how to do it there's art to the craft for sure

it does surprise me I'm sure it's Once you get your credit card info in and stuff like that, it's a lot easier. And you're paying for like a shout out, stuff like that. But I just, I could not see watching television or a video and being like, I want to just throw in a dollar here.

I just want to throw in a dollar here. I could see Mike doing it though. Don't in a dollar? Yeah. Or live streaming? No, like when you're watching a live streamer, you start donating for some of me out of shit.

I never have. But if you were watching, none of that shit. You were watching, no. But I think, I think David did it for that Harry Mac guy who's a rap. And then he got a song with, like, the things that he suggested. So that's kind of cool.

I think he was freestyling. Bro, I forgot about that. That's kind of cool. I got to pay five bucks for that. A lot of Omigo streamers as well. So, again, they're Twitch streaming or streaming on whatever platform they choose. Omigal, as far as I know, just shut down. My boy, Harry Mac.

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. What? Yeah. So my boy Harry Mac, he's always on there. He makes Omigo bars. He just came out with his number 100. It is Omega, right?

Omega, Omigal. I don't know. I've heard, I've heard both. Okay. But they. That's, like, one of his bigger things. Like, he does a bunch of stuff, but, uh, just no long, just can't do it anymore.

Someone will come out with another thing, but. Is that the thing that would, you'd pop up random people? And then, like, half the time, they were like, super, like, perverted guys. 90% dicks. That's the other crazy part is I just saw, like, yeah, like a tweet or something that was just like, um, the amount of, the amount of underage people who've been flashed on Omega is insane. They've been around a long time.

I remember going on Omega, back before, like, computers had a camera on. So, like, I had a buddy who had a freaking actual webcam, like $30 webcam. You'd get from Best Buy and plug in the USB. And, like, he was who introduced me to it. And it was, like, funny, you know, we'd, like, play pranks and shit. Yeah. Would be real people. I do remember that, like, buying a separate webcam just so you could go on it.

So what's going on with these guys that are sitting there jerking off? Like, something, they got a weird kink about it. We don't talk about them. No, but, like, what are you hoping? Like, what are they hoping? Like, what's going on? Right. What are they get off because they're flashing themselves.

We were all, like, when I did it, it was probably like, oh, we might see a girl on here that we can. That too. Yeah. Like, when you go on, you're, like, hoping to, like, get, like, a chick. Yeah. As a kid, yeah. Mike. But I mean.

We don't talk about it. No. No, that was the thing. Because everyone was always like, what's up with the 80% of people on there, just with their dick self? Is it that much? Not at the time. Like, if you were like it flipped through? Not now.

At the time, it genuinely felt like it felt like it. Why would you even take that risk? It's a good point. And we were all, it was just like a very normal thing. Yeah, you're just like, just, yep. Yeah, you'd get used to it. You would get used to it. That's the thing.

It's fun to troll people on there. You would never stop on the guy with his dick out and be like, let's troll this guy. Really? You wouldn't reshud, dude. No, no. You would just kill that guy's boner. Exactly. Like, if you did it right.

So then it's like, you were funny. And then just out of habit, you accidentally click skip on the one chick. Right. No, but it was fun. When you, like, met, like, another group of people on there, like, oh, yeah, we're just, we just got home from the football game. Dude, Mike, you fucking love socializing, bro. I do. Always love it.

And the craziest part. Me and random people on Omega. When I was a kid, I mean, that's not what I love, but when I was a kid, I was so shy, dude. I was so shy. I was, like, grab my mom's leg hide behind it shy. And then when I was, like, too old to do that, still just do the same thing. But I was just, eh. Just bigger.

Don't want to talk. I don't want to talk to anyone. Interesting. Just bigger. I'd do the same thing. It's just bigger. Just like by his mom's leg. Yeah, no, once your head gets butt level, you can't do that.

So then what? Does she, like, start punting you off or what? No, she just said you need to not be so shy. Oh, really? No one wants a kid to be shy. Okay, cool. Yeah. So then what?

You started wearing purple pants. I don't know. I mean, you're wearing purple pants. You don't have a chance, or you don't have a choice, to be outgoing. I don't know, but I really truly became outgoing when we started this channel. The YouTube channel? I was like super sociable before, but now with the YouTube channel,

now it's like, to me, I like, nothing matters besides just like being the most best person, the best talker, the best listener that I can be. But why? Because more people come up and talk to you mostly. Yeah, yeah. Because of the experiences. And like, I mean, like I said, you know, hey days, we talked to a thousand people and one day who does that on the average incredible gift so i've i've chalked a lot of life experiences

up especially us being like midwest nice to awkward scenarios where it just takes someone to have some initiative you know a lot of situations in life like you're being a little nice saying something to me and then i'm being a little nice and it ends up getting twisted and then no one gets anywhere because we were being too polite or like not speaking our mind in fear of being slightly rude the less that you can care about what people think about you probably the happier it'll be but everybody cares about what people think of them and to some degree yeah it's a tough battle what else do we got anything one more um someone renamed our shop i guess i asked some of the suspects around here because ken we're too convinced that someone

was rummaging through our mail i got a theory so to no chance to verify a google business location Google mails a card to the address of that location. So you think every day someone would come by and hopefully find that? So the only thing that makes me think that is last week, I got a mailer from Google that said, thank you for verifying your Google business location. Are we going to say the new business thing? That's the only reason why I think somebody like rummaged through our mail for a couple

days or it's somebody in this room. It's not any of us. What if it's your, what if it's one of the mail guys? Could be him, too, but I don't think so. Well, that, and it always confuses me, too, because I, I remember one day we got a stack of them. Let's say we got nine. And, and it said, like, Big Ken's Barbecue Footmishage, the sore nipple boys, a bunch of, like, I can't remember. Dirt bike daycare.

It was funny. Two-stroke mics, two-stroke repair, you know, just random stuff. And I got a whole stack of them, and that's what it is. Google is saying, verify that this is your business. and then I throw them all in the trash because obviously none of them actually are. I'm not going to verify it, but... Oh.

Just to, like, be clear to the listener, what this is, is so on Google, I guess you can go to like an unclaimed business or just in general, you can create a location, and name the location. So some kid or multiple people

have found the shop and they will create a location and they'll make a funny name as it and then it's under their account or whatever and we can't seem to get rid of it. It's weird. So anyways, there's a new one, and it is called Ken's male strip club and vape therapy.

And it's pretty aggressive. Prior to that, it was Ken's barbecue and foot massage, which is hilarious, you know. A little taste. That's funny. It's a play on an old meme. It's funny. The male strip club part, a little tough, man, and the vaping. Yeah.

Because people got to drive by, you know, and, like, local people see that. Local people, and they probably think. like oh they did that yeah that's the only thing that i really care about but like i don't really care about the other stuff but that is the most insane part that for somehow it's like the wild wild west of wikipedia back in the day when you can just go on wikipedia and do and stuff that was only for a small moment but that's how it is someone adds whatever they want i guess to the business i don't know if you i don't think you can do this anymore but they do and then it just updates on all of google maps and apple maps across the world yeah you know also you can put

any phone number in there. They don't verify that. Really? That seems like a problem. Somebody put like some random person's, I think it must been their friend. And I get emails from that kid occasionally like, these people keep calling. That's funny. Damn.

Backfired. Sorry. Listen, man. I'm an innocent by-center in this too. Yeah. Yeah. But I did talk with Google. Why didn't talk with them? I emailed with them. Brian's tight with Google. Give a call. And they have like a legal department that's a third party and that third party legal department is working on getting

our shop address verified as a verified location so nobody else can alter it other than our account wow how long that take hopefully not too long and then when you do it it will like trigger a notification that someone's trying to falsify in a location and then your account from google could get suspended wow so don't unless you have messing around then maybe just change it to something a little Don't mess with us. That's strip clubby and vapie. Yeah, or you could just change it back to Big Ken's Barbecue and Foot Massage.

That's funny. I think that's the one we would take because other than that, I was like, what, once we get a whole of it, it probably makes the most. Yeah, it makes the most sense. Just put her at Sea Boys TV, H-Q. Not very funny, but it makes the most sense. Most sense. Yep.

You think it's one of us, though, Ken? That was funny. This camera just died, but. The way you darted your eyes around and pointed, I was like, whoa. You know, other people, there's, been other instances where people have denied claims and then they suspiciously a little bit later they're like oh that was actually me oh like stealing the camera uh no like moving the limo like people denied that oh yeah i got you guys both good with that one dude so just tell ken you're the one

who made the listen change it back yeah come on dude you know you can never be too trusting around here i guess i'll give them that word you can't be too trusting in anything that's true in life that's true you always got to be suspicious keep your friends close enemies closer and your youtube business partners always stay suspicious your car keys are the closest as you possibly can't can math he's like teaching his kids one day now remember kids always be Jobbing him off at school. Okay, dad, we will.

Teachers tell him. I don't trust him. Ken, the teacher's like, what got into you, Davis? And he's like, I'm extra suss today. Did you say Davis? Davis. Davis Matthews. That's a pretty good name.

Ken, top of your head, first child's name. Go. Tyler. Yes, let's go, dude. Tyler Matthews. It's not bad. Pretty good name. I like it.

A pretty white name right there. All right, Ben, go. Dylan. Jonah. I got a... You go, bro. You're unlocked in. I got a sailor.

You really thought about this, huh, Mike? I thought about it once Ken said Tyler. I guess he's a sailor growing up and wearing purple pants. Sailor? Wait, Saylor? Ryan Go. How do you spell it?

Either one. Is that a girl or a guy? S-A-L-O-R. That one is good quiet. You could have heard a pin drop after a month. Like said his name. I said both. It could be both.

It could be either. Say it. Is that a name? That's like calling somebody like yacht. No, that's like calling somebody like August or like Sunday. Well, you got to spell it weird.

Is Sunday a name now? Probably, dude, everything's a name now. At the worst day of the week, you're going to name your kid after that? Sunday. No, it's not. Sunday?

You like Mondays better than Sunday? That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Very true. Sunday. say

all right Ryan you go I'm feeling that one out yeah he like had that and him and Sydney were planning that name no luckily yeah

lucky he was first thing that came to mind not what you actually want to do Brian Brian's done Brian that's great all right guys thanks for listening

shout out to all the Brian's out there we'll see you next week all of our kids one day are going to be like Daddy am I a meme Yes I can just clap