Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV's Browsing History Exposed

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

In today's podcast Ken reveals he tracks the boys' browsing history, we find out Micah's OCD, killer whales, whale protectors that are killers, a surfing sea otter, Ken's Bronco Raptor and much more!... Everyone deserves real. Visit https://www.ebay.com Head to https://www.factormeals.com/wideopen50 and use code wideopen50 for 50% off Get 20% off your first monthly box at https://www.boxofawesome.com with code wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Evan's almost like his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about the financial consequences of his actions. We've created a monster. I wouldn't consider myself OCD, but just weird things like if I'm drinking out of the faucet, I have to take 10 drinks. I think that is like OCD to a T. So do you guys know the backstory on Barry? You come with some hot topics this week?
Starting point is 00:00:25 Absolutely not. He came with some hot wings. That's it? No hot topics? The comments consensus is Evan might be coming for your job. Cripes. Are you worried about possibly losing your job on this podcast? You think Evan has enough words that he can string a sentence together with?
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yeah, I mean, he did pretty dang good last time. I don't know what's going on. And now you got your mouth full of food, you're munching back there. I've been working all the morning. You probably got the hub pulled up on your computer. Jeez. But yeah, I think Ken would love nothing more than for Evan to take his job on the podcast. I was going to say that doesn't sound that bad for me.
Starting point is 00:01:01 He doesn't have to do anything. So speaking of the hub, I'm not going to say that. What? You can't bootball us like that? So we changed our Wi-Fi. And one of the things it shows web traffic to different websites. One of the top sites has been the hub. Really?
Starting point is 00:01:21 Not top, but like it's identified. Hold on. Does it say what they're like searching? Like what kind of category or nothing? It just shows traffic. just says the hot hold on hold on hold on for you here your house for here for here well who's the only one that lives here who's the only two or do we have a work jerker i don't think so pull it up there there are three devices oh oh 13 pro max and 11 pro max and a 14 pro neither of them
Starting point is 00:01:53 are me that's not my i got a little scared that uh yeah so we have a That's funny. So how many visits? It doesn't say that. It just says three clients have visited the house. No, just says in the last 30 days. That is interesting.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Ken keeping tabs. Who's got 11 here? Evan did. Evan used to have an 11? And now Evan's Evan is the 11 and the 13. Now he's got a 14. And then one of you guys are the 14. I don't have a 14.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I have a 12. It could have been a visitor. I have a 12. CJ has a 14. Ken is a 14. Ryan has a 14. Ken, did you just self-narc? Wasn't me.
Starting point is 00:02:32 I don't do that here. Oh, I do have a 14. Yep. I promise you, I don't have time to fucking go on. I guess you're working at least. Well, we could have random people connecting to our Wi-Fi and... Maybe Rich when he was here. Could be?
Starting point is 00:02:44 It could have been rich. Call him. Hey, we just got a notification from our Wi-Fi provider. What do you want me to do about it? Yeah. He'd probably just be like, oh, yeah, that was me. I already left. I actually almost got in trouble at my.
Starting point is 00:02:59 old job at the car washing place because someone during the night shift that I was the manager for was on Craigslist on the men seeking women page and then on the hub and they were like hey you left a tab open on the computer for the hub you can't be doing that at work how do you forget oh you got in trouble for that I got in trouble because I'm the guy who was the only one who was supposed to be using the computer the night manager I was the night manager and I was like listen guys I am not the most responsible human being in the world, but I am not work jerking or looking at the hub at the main desk. On a computer that he's not even allowed to be on.
Starting point is 00:03:36 No, I was allowed to be on it. Who's he? Well, someone was looking up the hub on the main. Technically, yeah, somebody was. So that's what I was saying. It was somebody else. And they go, well, you're the only person. Right.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And that's what I mean. And whoever that somebody was wasn't even allowed to be on that computer, let alone doing that, leaving the tab open. Yeah. So apparently, man. The guy. The morning manager came in, popped open the web browser, and the hub came up. So I think someone was trying to sabotage.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Could have been a prank. I think it was a prank, yeah. What did we, who did that? Jake did that to Justin's computer in college at the college house. But some like, very, very graphic. Justin came back to the house on Monday and it had been on his computer all weekend. And he was like, my computer, I have so many viruses now. It doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:04:24 He's looking into, like, the backlog of the computer, and he's like, oh, my God, this is so bad. Did it, did fry the computer? I can't remember. I think it did mess it up to the point where he had to get a new one and he blamed Jake for it. I think Jake chipped in for it. Really? I want to say it was something like that. But didn't he chip in once he broke your computer then?
Starting point is 00:04:44 There's a lot of broken computers there because then he had a fidget spinner and it hit your screen. That's right. Yeah, I was sitting there. I had my computer on my lap. finishing up some stuff for the video probably some some Instagram reels yeah yeah it must have been I just remember you like working and he was spinning he was spinning it and he chucked it he went to chuck it at my nuts and he missed my nuts and it hit my computer screen but maybe it bounced up and it shattered my computer screen no way yeah yeah that
Starting point is 00:05:13 house did take down some computers yeah I always remember Justin me like no Windows computers are the best and he had like five computers you had to get a yeah every year because the Shit never worked. And Ken was still up until like a year ago using the MacBook Air he got in like 2009. Yeah, I had my MacBook Air from 2013. I just got rid of it last year. That's crazy. I think Windows you can do a lot more with, but yeah, they just go.
Starting point is 00:05:37 They get old so quick and they slow down like, you know, so quick again. Like the type of people to argue a Windows computer are the same people using Android's. Yeah. It makes no sense. It's just a losing battle. It makes no sense. And besides for the people that are like, oh, no. It only makes sense.
Starting point is 00:05:54 I feel like the ones that are using it are nerds, though, and they're, like, actually using it. Before they need it, yeah. Yeah, they're, like, using it for, like, all their software shit that they got to do. For the rest of us, normies, the guys that don't need that. Apple, apples do just fine.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I think it's way more bold to call out Windows users than it is Android users, but I still agree. Windows users. You know, Android is just a given. Socially, they should be shunned. And then Windows, everyone's like, well, literally.
Starting point is 00:06:22 half the world uses windows i don't know i think it's kind of like an american thing though i think other countries use different systems yeah did you guys see well actually i sent the article in our group chat with all of our friends that uh not having a case on your phone is a status symbol now i agree because it's like you don't care about money so much so you don't even care if your phone breaks i agree 100% it's a flex like if you see someone rolling around with no case and like a brand new phone you're like god damn like mike you want to flexor put that away No, it's broken. Dude's already been flexing.
Starting point is 00:06:56 You know the problem with doing that, though? I honestly don't mind it. I like it. It feels cool, whatever. Yeah, it's definitely a flex. But, like, you set it down and your camera is just right, you're like, I feel like I'm just scratching up my camera lens. I think they make cases that, like, literally just bump out around your camera.
Starting point is 00:07:14 It's even just like a, yeah, a glass piece. Yeah, I had one of those and it fucked up. It didn't take good pictures. It wouldn't focus. Oh, because it went over them. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like you don't want to mess with something. I didn't know that the back was crackable.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh. Really? No, so it goes on and off. Remember, for a while they'd go like glass metal back, glass metal back for iPhones. And now they're back to glass and you can crack it. And apparently the back is harder to fix than the front. Because everything's glued to the back. And I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I did this with a case on it. I just took my case off one day and the thing was in four billion pieces. Well, you are always leaving your phone in very precarious places. No, I'll take all the blame. for that. Wasn't it broken after the skidsteer ran it over? Literally, this has been broken for a long time. The only downside to it is you can't go in the water.
Starting point is 00:08:00 I'm a big advocate for iPhones are pretty waterproof. You can go in the water with them. Like, I filmed the, when you sunk the snowmobile, I went down with my phone and just filmed the whole thing. It was pretty fun. But now I can't do that. But I set it on the skid steer track and then it got ran over by the skidsteer and didn't break the front screen.
Starting point is 00:08:18 That's amazing. And then it fell off the golf cart when Evan and I, I got stuck in the mud and I ran it over and did a burnout on the screen and there's like scratches like deliberately did the burnout or we got back to the the shop and I was like where's my phone and it was buried in the mud it's pretty unfortunate when you do the burnout running over it's one thing but like yeah I also after I ran over I did a burnout well and yeah because I was stuck in the mud the break the stumped the gas it's like on the phone that's how you got traction to get out yeah I think the most Mike putting his phone in weird places things ever
Starting point is 00:08:52 was when we were filming a video with the Harley Tric and there's like this little pocket on the gas tank of the Harley Tric and Mike thought it would be a good idea to put his phone in that pocket even though he wasn't riding it. I think you just saw like a nice spot to set your phone puts it in there, closes it down, maybe like chap it in there. Couldn't find his phone for days, maybe not days, but a full day, full day. And I was like, I'm pretty sure it's in the Harley trike that you just saw Evan sitting on and you went, I'm going to put my phone in there. Well, it depends on.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Evan wrote it one day and then I wrote another day. But I do remember that because it was like literally weird that you said it like that, putting it in a chap. But yeah, it was like a leather bag. So that's why like you run your phone over with this kid's deer. You do burnouts in a golf cart. You put it down in the strangest places. And that does come from them being so damn big.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I always like the max, but it's in my pocket. And it feels like you're carrying a small brick around. Especially in the summer. always are wearing like pockets or something i mean i never have that problem you could start wearing like a little purse itty bitty shorts i did yes i got a little satch well yeah and i don't think that's the play no i don't think i'm not i do not think anyone looks cool with one of them things on one of my good friends jace i talk about him on this podcast all the time because he's he's such a what's a nice one of this anyway he's got one yeah he's got a satchel and he's always wearing it
Starting point is 00:10:17 and every time he's wearing it and i'm always patented to see if anything is in there, 90% of the time, nothing's in there. Also, it's a style satchel. It's a style satchel, but you look kind of like a douche canoe. Sometimes, the only time I think when it's like, it makes sense for them to wear it is like some of them big high rollers in Vegas, they wear it because then it's like they have it strapped and they have like probably 50 to 100 grand like in it because you can't put that in your pocket and you don't really have anywhere else to put it.
Starting point is 00:10:45 So they put it there and it's on their body. But otherwise, it's like a Gucci one. That's like, yeah, then it's a little lame. I think when it's just a plain black one and you're like, there's some purpose, but yeah, otherwise. Well, most of the time there is, most time there is purpose behind it, especially if you're like running or doing something,
Starting point is 00:11:01 but like if you're just wearing it as a style piece. I don't think it makes you look cool. It's just a man purse, man. I guess I'll clear the record then. I definitely wasn't wearing it as a style piece. Oh, you haven't been. Because you have been wearing this. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:14 So I hate to kind of just call you out on this right here. For most of the 4th of July weekend, I have, my wallet my phone my keys and then anything else i need in there but some then i'm getting some flack for wearing it like a they're like you're too pussy to wear it like a fanny pack and it's actually not a satchel we've been calling a satchel which is like a bag fanny pack but it's more of like a fanny pack type of deal but then you wear it over your shoulder like across the waist it's better yeah i think a fanny pack's cooler i think the the fanny pack's cooler because you're not
Starting point is 00:11:44 necessarily trying to be cool it's just straight functionality and it's it it is like like pretty knowing that it's just how you wear the fanny pack though oh I guess I think it's cool to wear it on your waist so how you've been wearing it? I've been wearing it around my shoulder because it's so much more secure I should say if you wear it around your waist you actually have to cinch it and tighten it up but yeah I bought like the $15 one on amazon it's all black I really like and a lot of people are like no nice you caught that lulu bag and I was like no no I did not so when we were walking around when I think of wearing a fanny pack around your waist though I think of Frankie Lepeno wearing it with his big dump truck.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Yeah. That was like part of his image. It's part of his image. And his fanny pack on the front. That's proper. Well, when I remember Mike, the first time I saw Mike wearing it, we were out on the boat for the 4th of July and one of like a business guy around here who has a giant house was having a party. He had a band on his yard and a bunch of people over and he invited us.
Starting point is 00:12:41 So like, okay, let's go. We just left the sandbar and we're all like in swimsuits and stuff like that. And so we're going to go to this party. and as we're driving up in the boat full of people and all that we look you know there's other boats there and there's a whole yard full of people and they're all wearing like buttoned up t-shirts you know like other businessmen and families out of the area a lot of Tommy bahama type of stuff going on there and so we pull up on the boat and we're like guys I don't know if this is our scene today and so we're hanging out there and we look up in the yard and we go oh well there's that guy dressed you
Starting point is 00:13:15 know pretty casual and it's Mike strutting through the yard drink in hand with his satchel fanny pack over his shoulder and then that was the same uh party that i like took my shirt off because it was 90 and super hot and i like went inside and everyone looked at me like why does he have his shirt off i'm like well we're at a pool lake beach fun fourth of july party who was in the pool not the case just a bunch of kids and their moms i did get a kick out of that rolling up yeah mike was like honestly you're representing you look daffer you look daffer you You were dressed up. You looked good.
Starting point is 00:13:51 And I guess I had like... Yeah, you really were representing. You were holding it down. And I was like, this is not, Ryan, we got to turn around here. We got to turn around. Our drunk ass is walking into this. Wouldn't have been good. We weren't doing any positives.
Starting point is 00:14:02 It would have been fun. I'll tell you that much. It was just talking to Sydney about this. She sends me a picture that I just look like a doof in. And she's like, but it's funny. It's funny. And then she goes, you never did claim to have style. And I'm like, I never did.
Starting point is 00:14:16 I never claimed to be anywhere. in near knowing what I'm doing in the fashion game. Yeah, I think the thing about you, though, Mike, is like, you really can just wear anything because since the day I met you, you have been wearing anything. You're walking down the street and you see a like a caution cone and go, hey, that'd be a good hat. You wear it for the rest of the day?
Starting point is 00:14:40 Nobody even ask you why. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Like, you just like, no one even thinks anything of it. If I can put on the most fun wild outfit, it's just like, ha, nice one. I like that one. And it's nothing too out of the ordinary. And then that honestly, wearing a ref shirt.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Yeah, like when I wore the ref shirt, like no one asked anything. They're just like, nice, you're wearing a striped shirt. I just, yeah, I didn't think twice. I think there's a little beauty in that, you know, that some people can just pull something off. And it's not even necessarily about that. It's more about one less thing to think about, you know, what am I going to wear? today and then you know carrying on my ref jersey yeah you know what's caution grabbing a shirt grabbing shorts even if they're like sometimes even if it's just like stuff that i don't don't find
Starting point is 00:15:28 comfortable to wear i'm like well whatever it's on my on me now i would think of it like the polar opposite of if i put on this ridiculous outfit i'd be thinking about it all day of like okay i look so dumb right now like should i be going to this place wearing what i'm wearing right Yeah, like a train conductor uniform. Should I be going to get dinner with my girlfriend wearing this? And I think, so that's normal. Like, that's good. That's normal to think about that.
Starting point is 00:15:54 But I'm glad. He has a conductor uniform that he'll just wear on Tuesday. I'll wear it for like next video, next podcast actually. But then what's sucky is that when you're trying to look cool or you're trying to wear something that you are like thinking, proud of. But also equally as much thinking about hoping people like it. That's actually the pickle that you don't want to be in. If you care, yeah, you care of people. Yeah, it's again, it's pretty human to not want to, to just want to like blend in slightly,
Starting point is 00:16:26 given all the situations that we get put in day to day. I think if you wear it with confidence, you can wear anything. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, if you're kind of timid and you're there, people can almost tell. And then they're like, oh, he feels uncomfortable. But you walk into a place wearing some freaking crazy outfit and you're wearing it with confidence and you're not even like acting any different people be like damn he's cool yeah i have a linen shirt i really want to bust out too scared though still have it i put it on at one first time
Starting point is 00:16:54 you're scared probably don't even do it right well i mean you got to get out of your comfort zone you i'm waiting for a showroom night i'm gonna put it on i'm gonna look fancy i was talking to this guy i saw i'm wearing a linen shirt and i go that that looks really nice i have one i to get away, he goes, you got to get a good steam, steamer. Oh, yeah. You just got to wear it at the right moment. It does have a lot of outfits. You have a lot outfits.
Starting point is 00:17:18 You think? Yeah, I'd say so. Like, I just, the only thing I got in my closet is just C-Boys TV shirts. You got, like, nice outfits. Yeah, I mean, I guess. Yeah. I think you got a solid amount of just, like, that color is nice. Like, some, it's honestly a lot of solid colors.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Are you the one doing the shopping on this or is it a laundry? Because I had, no, I thought it. I do. I do. I have like my, oh, Mike. I don't have like things that I venture too far out of. But like, yeah, see me in like a pink Levi shirt. My favorite thing is that you've always done that, Ryan, where you're like, you'll have like once a year. Yeah, you go to a store and you just come home with like four solid colored like crew neck or sweatshirts. And this is such the vibe. I think that you do have the most outfits. Thanks, Alice. Jeez. I've always liked them. Mike, you know what I could see you wearing, Mike? What? You guys know that music? video with Lil Pump and Kanye West
Starting point is 00:18:09 you're such a fucking... He wears the fucking big block pop that out of the robot's outfit. I could see Mike wearing that but just like not even saying anything. He just walks and he just sit down the couch.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Even if I made it half the size of what they were in the video. You should just start wearing like Halloween costumes just like during the day. Yeah. I mean yeah push it. Not too far off. I mean true. Yeah the train conductor and your Amish outfit that you bought in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of Vegas, did you guys see the spear that's done?
Starting point is 00:18:42 So cool. No, I haven't. It's basically like a... We went past when they were building there, right? It's just a circle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like a TV. It's like the whole thing is TV inside and outside.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Oh, I didn't know they were doing that. They can like, uh, they can make it look like the earth or the moon. The first thing that you show can... Oh, on the outside. I thought you were saying the inside. The inside looks like that too. Like, look how sick that looks. That doesn't even look real.
Starting point is 00:19:05 They built that fucking quick. When we were there in November, I wouldn't say quick. It took a really long time. Oh, really? Yeah. It didn't look like it's even close to halfway done last November. They started that in like 2019 or 2020. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:19:19 That was actually pretty quicker. But also, it's crazy. So what's inside there? All screen. It's like a, it's just like a tourist thing. No, it's like a theater. Like it's a concert venue type of deal. But on the inside, it's got some like 5D experience.
Starting point is 00:19:34 It's supposed to be like the most crazy place to go to a show. Pull up the eyeball one. I want to see the eyeball. Wow. It's kind of creepy. Can you imagine just like looking out and seeing that out of your room? Like being super high looking out your window of the hotel. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And it would be perfect because Ken only gets himself the strip view hotel room, so we will be able to look back off the strip and see that. Ken does always get himself the strip view. Hacked him plays a full B movie. Really? I don't know about that. The full B movie? That's what they decided to put on.
Starting point is 00:20:09 That's just a meme or being hacked. Yeah, that's a meme hack for sure. No. They did Barry. Right there. They did Barry. Now that's a funny hack. I don't know if they actually did, but I love that.
Starting point is 00:20:23 That looks like it's Photoshop. Fuck. I was honest. I just saw that. I didn't even read into it because that is something that a hacker would do. It's same thing with like the B movie. Yeah. Like they would do something that's like such a meme.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Well, what I love. about Barry is that if there's any image to ever be overlaid upon anything for whatever reason or any link it's Barry yeah Barry man that thing was viral back during like the lockdown of COVID he's well I mean even before and he's still being used it's like so do you guys know the backstory on Barry what it's yeah there's like a back story so he was just a regular guy he wasn't like a porn star or anything like that and some photographer or something and wanted to take some picks of him, but he was hard up for cash,
Starting point is 00:21:09 and he did it. So that's behind the... Got a glimpse in the locker room, or what? I'm not entirely sure why, but yeah, so they went and, like, he went and did the pictures,
Starting point is 00:21:20 and I don't think they ever surfaced until after his death, so he passed away, and then they surfaced. Vice did a documentary on it, or like a short video, and, uh,
Starting point is 00:21:33 yeah, they, like, interviewed his family and all this. He never told anyone or anything. like that. So basically, well, I'm sure they must have known, but I'm not sure if it's real. You know, it's really knows when you have a big day.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I can't remember. You'd have to go back and watch it, but like, yeah, it's kind of an interesting story. It's kind of a sad story, you know? I agree. Well, the fact that he's past is the most sad about it. But yeah, the fact that that was never his goal, like everyone pictures them as this. You'd have thought he was like a porn star or something. For some reason, I thought that it was maybe Photoshopped.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yeah, can Google that? I'd have to watch it back. Larry's lower unit is real. Might be fucked up to say and insensitive, but you know how like larger dogs have a shorter lifespan? Yeah. Because of the issues of being bigger like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:17 I don't know why he passed away. I can't remember. Did he die of a big dick? I don't know. Dude, thank goodness you're going to have such a long, healthy life. He had a boner. All the blood rushed to his dick. His name is not Barry Wood.
Starting point is 00:22:29 It is Wardy Jorbet. He died in 2016. All I got to say is I can truly think of so many worse photos or reasons to go viral. Yeah, I'd agree. Yeah, true. If I was going famous for my lower unit being giant, I'd be pretty happy. Last line of this article, FYI, his dong is photoshopped. Oh, it is.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Well, they say in Photoshop it's smaller. That would really suck. I think wouldn't even be usable, dude. I mean, I don't think so, but maybe it would be. What was his photo name? It was Barry Wood, but his real name. name with something complex. Wardy Jorbet,
Starting point is 00:23:09 the third. See, that's just not a name that goes popular. Alond and I were talking about this yesterday. Tony Hawk, sick fucking name.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Tom Cruz. And that one's real. Those are real names. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. That's a sick name. Those are people who go famous because their name is too good.
Starting point is 00:23:25 Honestly? I feel like you were fucked, Ryan. Yeah. Ryan I works. Not a famous name. Micah Samman. That's sick.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Ben Roth? Not that cool. No, Ben Roth, it's okay. Dude, Evan, bro. Evan Schiff, that's a good one. You don't think CJ Lotzer's cool? It's cool, but not like A-Lessler. It's literally just like two letters, but together.
Starting point is 00:23:46 I'm actually, I've always really liked the, you know, the nickname Mike because one syllable. Because you can roll low-key with it, Mike. No. From just being the sickest kid on the blog with Mike a Sandman. Yeah, when he's just trying to fit in, low-key, Mike. No, well, I mean. Like when he's A-list celebrity famous, someone walks up. Mike of Sandman nice to me. Please, please, please, please. Call me Mike.
Starting point is 00:24:08 But also I think Mike Sandman sounds weird. But yeah, I mean, well, also like Ryan's got a two-syllable name, but it's very easy to say. CJ, two-syllable, still very easy to say. Ben, that's really easy to say. You need to have like a yellable name? So what are you saying? What are you going? I guess what I'm going for is like having a one-syllable first name, whether it's a nickname or real name, that helps too. kind of going along of just having a famous name. It helps people. Or what's like a bad name? Who's someone?
Starting point is 00:24:38 I feel like haven't we talked about this on the pop? Did we? Bad names, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, we were talking about old names. Yeah, old names like naming a baby Gladys. Yeah, who's someone that's famous that just has a really difficult name to say? I feel like they've all rebranded, you know?
Starting point is 00:24:52 Like if you've got a weird name to say, Selena Gomez, that's a great name. I wonder if, like, regular celebrities are jealous of rappers because they just get to stack on names. You got Kanye, and then they add yay, and then, like, Lil Wayne, Weezy, and Drake and Drizzy. Well, who's to say you can't do that, Mike? Right, exactly. That's what I'm thinking.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Little spark plug. Little zip tie. Make it longer. Big wrench. I rolled with a little zip tie for a while. Lil wrench. I like that. Don't even do little just a Lil.
Starting point is 00:25:20 No, to be honest. I don't think we've talked about this again on nicknames, but, dude, Evan, like, religiously calls me pocket nuts. I know you guys do. but every day he's like look it is old pocket nuts uh i got that from uh when i'm taking apart stuff i just put the nuts and bolts in my pockets and can't find something can't find something check mike's pockets and if it's not there check ken's frunk true that only happened twice yeah but two big ones the two times that it did happen we had a camera bag full of stuff
Starting point is 00:25:54 couldn't find it for literally three months three months we thought it was for sure stolen well sure Nope. Ken just put it in the front of his Tesla and didn't check it for three months. It's tough to close. You just don't put anything up there. Well, Mike is, Mike's, Mike fits in there, though. Mike does fit in there. Yeah. Ken, he just, his car could just damn near have just a driver's seat.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Absolutely. That's all I need. Then Elon wouldn't have to drive us around. You should get one of those one-seater cars, Ken. I don't know. Well, you just take all the other seats out. Yeah, that's what I could picture. Just like a little glass.
Starting point is 00:26:29 It's like a McLaren. A little glass box. I could see it. So, yeah, I feel like, I feel like our destructiveness kind of got carried away the other day when the smart car came off of the van. Oh, that's when you thought. That's when you thought.
Starting point is 00:26:45 No, that was just like the point of like it's solidified wasteful recklessness. Not that it wasn't entertaining. It was great. But after that, I was like, damn, kind of just ruin this smart car for nothing. you've been saying that siege why why is it always after it happens you guys go you just say exactly what i said i think because you you don't come in with a good enough reason like for anything i just said i mean it's still a great pretty good smart crowd see why we got to ruin it is it really worth just the short term yeah but follow that up with a reason to not ruin it just not just because you think i mean eventually
Starting point is 00:27:23 well then it's like you guys are already saying it right after it's just weird i don't hey don't pull me with that i enjoyed the heck out of that i mean yeah it was cool and that was tough because then you you do a vice versa and you guys were pretty lit up like when the suboros got wrecked there was i mean we were we were trying to be optimistic but i was having difficulty doing that i was like oh these w x just got toasted in like an hour and i was struggling to cope with that and the smart car didn't bother me at all yeah that was the smart car was clapped honestly if you've Looked inside of it. The windows have been open for three years.
Starting point is 00:28:01 You know, obviously we do have big win. That's kind of what I was thinking. Like, if I was the one to have to fix it, I would have a rather dump it. I didn't realize, I mean, I was there. A lot of the time I was chasing Evan around so I couldn't hear. But I didn't realize Evan really didn't let off the rev limiter the whole time. It was pretty more than I thought. He was his first gear pin the whole time.
Starting point is 00:28:22 No wonder fucking blew up. So we've done about the same thing in his Chevy. Maybe not for quite as long. But, like, he goes out to the field and he's shown me videos of his buddies back home that no joke to the revelmiter for minutes. Yeah. Oh, do, do, do, do, do, do. So it's like, you have that, doesn't blow up. And then you have a Subaru that you put to the floor for, give or take, five minutes around the couple laps that he did.
Starting point is 00:28:44 And it blows out. Well, those Subaru's are just babies. They're also, yeah, I mean, they blow up on their daily driving. It's just completely changed my outlook. They're babies. You know, Evan and his destructiveness, it's great. It's, we joke about it. Because, I mean, it is adding up to be a hefty bill every single week.
Starting point is 00:29:03 But it's great content. And I was like, Evan's almost like gotten to the point where his dad is super rich and he doesn't care about like the financial consequences of his actions. Okay. And that's just like his reasoning for doing what he does and breaking the things. Because like he doesn't have to deal with it. He has no repercussions. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:27 He didn't have to fix it, doesn't have to pay for it. He just walks away. Which I, he has to hold the thing back. And any other situation is just non-existent besides for just a kid that's got a super rich dad. So we've created a monster. It's what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Well, when Ben was, it is the opposite of how he grew up. I mean, that's truly the opposite. So we fucked up our first kid. Yeah. It's to be expected.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I love that. I don't want to get too hard on him. Because he, the way when he talked to me, he's like, listen, I came out to try to make the best video I could. Yeah, he did a good job. Granted, could have maybe let off the Revlin a little bit. It's okay. Learning lesson, you know, you just maybe dial it back, just a smidgen. Just a smidgen.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Yeah. I'm not mad at all about the jumper or any of it. I don't want that to get misconstrued. That is a very good point. I mean, what did you expect was going to happen? Like, you could have let off the Revlim or like, I understand, like, you jump a fucking Subaru. You're going to break the bumpers and whatever. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:30:26 but like yeah maybe could have just I think he was spoiled with those R6s they just put up to a lot of abuse it's the only thing that can handle Evan truly like this just goes to show how good R6es are because like we're seeing it live like they hold up these don't well guys we're on our fourth R6
Starting point is 00:30:43 true but yeah but for different for different reasons though you know like I think the snow bike would have been fine if we'd actually put an air filter on it and not let it sit yeah yeah stuff like that would maybe the first one again was us and we jumped that one and it's still alive it's still in my four wheel yeah so
Starting point is 00:31:01 those those go good but yeah i don't want to be too hard on him either he's a good kid he's a good kid he's just doing his job does ever have like a dream that feels real or you feel like you've relived it sure like that like a deja vu type of deal yeah let's let's go in the past tense where you have a dream that feels real are you ever worried about it happening or you ever like expect it to come true in life? Well, I guess, I don't know if I think of it like that, but every time that I do have like a deja vu moment, I'm always trying to think, okay, what happens next? Why am I having this moment?
Starting point is 00:31:37 Like, is this coming to me or did I have this in a dream for a reason? Since it's known as a moment, that's, that's like interesting that you're like thinking of the next thing because technically it is just a moment. The next thing that happens after that probably isn't something that's happening before also. So the reason I bring it up is I lost my garage door opener. But I'm able to open it with an app on the phone. You're able to text Mike and he'll open up the garage store. And he goes, well, my car is in your spot.
Starting point is 00:32:07 I'll come down there. So anyway, I had a dream where I was running from the police and I used, I remember in the thing using my app to open the door and put my car in the garage and close it. They're glass garage stores. I can't hide shit. But anyway, I remember doing that in my dream. And then this last week, I remembered that I could download the app
Starting point is 00:32:28 and open up the garage store. And I remembered that dream and I deleted the app up on my phone because I didn't want it to like, I didn't want to connect the dots. I didn't want to do the butterfly effect things to make that happen. So I deleted that.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Do you think you'd run? What? No. Little stich. Yeah. I would never do that. Don't criminal yourself. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Now I have to get out of my truck every day and open up the garage store because I'm like, I'm not risking it. So you are a little stitch. I'm superstitious. Yeah, very superstitious. Are you? Yeah, I'd say so.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I guess in what context, do you think? I guess. Just that, like, the whole, I don't want that bad juju. I don't want that, I don't want the karma. You know, just lightly, let me think about it. Yeah, I'd say so. I sometimes do things like, let's say I, like, throw something in the garbage can and it misses. And then I, like, go back and do it the right way because I don't want, like, the bad, bad judo.
Starting point is 00:33:18 That would maybe be, uh, obsessing. it's not obsessive compulsive disorder yeah no it could be OCD for sure if I short do something like I don't do something right I'll try to go back and do it right like that so it like doesn't affect me later sounds like so much I always do that like you know you you rush for five minutes and it costs you 10 minutes you know I wouldn't consider myself OCD but just weird things like if I'm drinking out of the faucet I drink out of the faucet I have to take 10 drinks I don't oh no that's fucked but yeah I know what is that that that's weird I count it?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah, I count. Like, that's, uh, I think that is like, OCD, yeah. Chew a T. Yeah, and like a few other things. 10 drinks? You count 10 drinks? Almost all the time. Again, I'm not so OCD that if I don't like, you know, I can't believe that you
Starting point is 00:34:04 would be the one to do that. You seem like you just so weird. I know. Why are you drinking out of the fog? Yeah, I think this kind of got over. Why are you drinking boss water? Yeah, why aren't you drinking from the Britta? Dude, literally coming from Ben who literally has glass bottles of
Starting point is 00:34:19 Voss water at his house. Really? No, honestly, he refills them. Sorry, I incriminate you there. Now, that's a lame flex. All right, I will stand sturdy on the drinking on the faucet, ain't that crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Hey, don't be drinking out of the faucet here. Don't be drinking out of the faucet here. It's funny because... See, and I figured it out. The water softener was turned off. It's funny because I could tell. Why? Why do you do that?
Starting point is 00:34:42 I don't know. Ten, like, have you always done that? And another one, like, and again, there's only a few, and that's why it's weird because you'd think you'd have a whole bunch if this is the case. When I cut my fingernails, I have to cut my right thumb, then my whole left hand, then go back to my... Why?
Starting point is 00:34:57 Again, I don't do that every time, but... I'm learning new things about you today, and you're weird, dude. Yeah. It's like very OCD. Picture Mike doing that wearing a train conductor with a construction hat on. I used to be similar to that when I was, like, in hockey. I always had to, like, put my left skate on before my right, or like, whatever, but, like, I don't know if I was just more, so I was nervous about, like,
Starting point is 00:35:18 But I think, I don't know. I think the weirder thing maybe, it's like, then you'd expect if I didn't do it that way, you'd be all like, I didn't like that. It doesn't really bother me. It's like, well, it is what it is. But I have a routine. What contact do you put in first? I always go left.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I go left and right. Okay. That's interesting. I remember when I did that in front of you, you were like, whoa, boom. You just put your left contact in first. And I was like, I don't know. Sometimes I do left. Sometimes I do right.
Starting point is 00:35:44 What are you worried is going to happen if you don't take 10 drinks of water? Literally nothing. I think 10 is just a good goal. I don't know if that's OCD. I think OCD is when you're like you have to touch the doorknob 10 times to make sure because you're worried that if you don't, then something's bad is going to happen. It's like a little bit more, I guess, like mentally restricting. Yeah, fear base.
Starting point is 00:36:05 But like it's more like, yeah, if I'm going to go down for some pushups, 20. Even if you could do 25, you're like, I stop at 20. There has to be a minimum. Oh, that's all that makes sense. I get that, but I'm saying, like, every time. Like, if I got down and did 10, I guess I would be like... Someone's like, drop and give me 15. And Mike's like, no, please do you do 20?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Please make it 20. So do you do that? Because you're like, if I don't drink 10 gulps, I won't be hydrated. Yeah, kind of how I think about it. Interesting. Weird. I'm trying to think of I do it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 Yeah, it's not, again, it's not, like, don't think about it. Like, if you start revealing this stuff, like, you're OCD. But there's just some routines that you have of doing something, some weird way. Oh, when I get out of the shower, I have the exact wipe down, like, for as long as I can remember. Yeah. Like the most efficient. Really? Well, I don't know if you can call it the bottom, bottom, torso, back, boom, leg, leg, done.
Starting point is 00:37:02 That's how everyone does it. When do you do your balls in that order? Leave them sloppy. It's just way better. There's a glitch in the matrix. That's so funny. Yeah, I look at a weird, like, it's like, uh, End of towel hair, other end of towel hair.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Toss it up in the air. Grab the other end of towel hair. It's like you're making like a pizza. It's so fun. You're tossing it in the air, huh? Yeah. You've got to be getting water everywhere. I'll show you guys sometime.
Starting point is 00:37:31 No, no. The bathroom floor is always wet in the afternoon. Dude, I swear, no. I swear. No. People that don't use a towel at least a little bit in the shower before they hop out and just get water everywhere. It's criminal.
Starting point is 00:37:43 It's like a serial killer characteristic. Do you, on, like, OCD things, you ever have to have, like, your temperature at the right setting in your car? No, I used to be, like, I needed, like, even numbers. Yeah, at a certain point. I was just go to 69. That's my happy. It's either low, 69 or, like, 75. 69 is absolutely the best temperature to have your car.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Yeah, like, happy. Well, yeah, I mean, if you're saying that, you might as well just hit auto. Ooh, I don't do that. Not an auto guy. And Ken's an auto guy. but the problem with putting it in auto is auto is one button and it's like seven to get it out of auto you got to turn the temperature turn down the fan set it to the right thing or you just fuck with the temperature and then it does it I want it colder I just turn the temperature down I want it warmer just turn the temperature up I want the air blowing at me at a I want it from the right vent can sometimes you just can't care about it just once you get over that auto's perfectly no that is probably right you're probably right you're probably right Ken, you are such a Tesla owner by just, like, trusting the process. The process and the Elon and the electronic gods.
Starting point is 00:38:55 You have more faith in them than you do with your own consciousness. I either have my car at 70, low, or high. There's nothing else between that. Ken, do you like your Ford Bronco Raptor? I don't think we've talked about that yet. I like it, but there's certain things where it's like I got the carbon fiber package. and it's $1,300 for like a piece of carbon fiber on the shift knob and then, like, too small.
Starting point is 00:39:21 It was like, now that I see it, I was like, this is pointless. Carbon fiber is not cheap, man. Yeah, but it's like the amount of carbon fiber. When you jump it later, you're going to appreciate that lightness. You can barely see it. Out of all things that you could say, that is like got to be the last thing that I thought that you were going to nitpick about it. How do you appreciate it?
Starting point is 00:39:42 Do you like having more power? it's still not fast it's got more it's faster but it's not fast have you ever driven anything that you think is fast since you got your tesla no have you ever been satisfied with something that you've bought probably the first one and then the first one first bronco i had and then the set the raptors came out and was like anything he bought an american flag ones he once i'm pretty sure he was pretty satisfied by that well it's like how long are you satisfied with it for you might be satisfied for six months and then just gets old And then you're like, okay, this isn't satisfying anymore. Well, I guess I was just asking off of the rip.
Starting point is 00:40:17 This is why Ken doesn't have a girlfriend. I feel like something that I've noticed, Ken, is maybe your way of not trying to sound like you're bragging. When someone goes like, do you love your Bronco Raptor? That's so amazing. And you don't want to be like, yeah, it's the most amazing thing ever you go, yeah, I like it, but there's, you can't really see out of the corner or something like that. It's your way of making it sound like you're not trying to brag, maybe.
Starting point is 00:40:43 I don't know. It's my licensed therapeutic assessment. I could get behind that. You know, you're just like, oh, yeah, it's great. But, you know, there is this thing to not just be like. So let's do a little more praise to it and then rip the carbon fiber. It's definitely got like, I love the exhaust because it can be quiet or loud. Oh, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah, I know. It's got like the valve of the exhaust and just like the leather on the steering wheel so much nicer than the other one. I think it's a cool rig, Ken. I think you look good driving. I love it. Well, I can just. put new wheels on it, and I'm sure you guys will see that at some point. Ooh, maybe even pop a picture up there.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Hot boy. It looks good. He got the same wheels that Ben got on his Corvette and CJ got on his GTR. There's no originality anymore. But they look so good. Ben picked a great wheel, and now they make it for like six lugs. And now they're the precedent. Yeah, it does look sharp.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I don't know if I would have gone quite that hot boy, just being that you have. Keep in mind, his are the same. size wheels that are on my Bronco. No, I know, but I would be more worried about, like, what you're going to do in the Bronco and now you got... Like, when you jump it. I mean, I was considering getting 22s, but I stuck with the 20s. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:41:55 Man, 22s would have been real hot boy. Yeah, big time. I feel like I was looking for wheels for my truck. There just is not that many options. And I wanted to get... Well, there's a million options, but there's not that many to look good. I'd agree with that. You know, I actually just kind of...
Starting point is 00:42:10 I also agree with that, but it's like there's not many... that many that look good and then there's not that many that you could know if they would look good that's also true and then there's like five or six that you pick from that you're like I know these will look good I actually found some wheels I really liked but they were XDs and I thought it was I was like I can't be rolling around on XDs they look good even if they completely rebranded you'd have a tough time I know this is a big fat XD in the middle I got a wonder who actually buys some of these a lot of people more people than buy I swear more people by like what were they thinking type wheels than cool wheels for their truck that is well i think it's
Starting point is 00:42:49 tough to like fit him that's the hardest part like that's realistically what makes the biggest impact is like if it's sized right you know like if it's a car and you're trying to go with that low look it needs to be like flush with the fenders but not too far out or too far in yeah and like obviously with the truck the higher you lift it the more they have to go out in order for it to look right yeah so i'd say like that that's the more important thing than the actual face of the wheel Do you think most people go to the dealership and ask for like, yeah. I would say that like that's the Randy. Yeah, the Randy method.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Ryan's dad. He has smaller tires on his truck than comes stock. Oh, tires. I'm like, well, so what's the rim smaller, but. How'd you end up with that? Yeah, he's like, my speedometer is really slow. Like it says. And I was like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:43:35 And I started looking at someone's stock versus his, it goes from like a 355 to a 325. See, when state troopers are pulling people over for having, you know, too big of wheels, I think they should just switch their mindset and the laws and pull people over that have too small of wheels on their truck and fix it for them. When we did the tiny wheels on tiny, we probably could have gotten pulled over for that. I'm sure. Oh, yeah. That's a safety hazard.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah, the whole vehicle is a safety hazard. Even besides it breaking the whole safety hazard of that was that they were so small that the top speed of it was like 40. Yeah. Yeah. And it blew the drive shaft. Yeah, big time. Classic.
Starting point is 00:44:18 You guys got anything? Any good topics? That's what we need. There's an otter in Santa Cruz that's been hassling surfers and stealing surfboards. A sea otter? Hassling surfers? This is a five-year-old female's southern sea otter was first seen hijacking surfboards in Santa Cruz last September. Officials successfully drove the otter away from the area.
Starting point is 00:44:39 She has since returned. It just steals. Surfboards. I really want you to pull up a picture and it's that otter or whatever riding riding the surfboard. I will not be satisfied until then. No way. It is running the surfboard.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Oh, wow. It actually surfs too? No way. An aggressive sea otter in California is hassling locals by riding board she stole from the surfers in the lineup. No way. How? I'm just wondering, yeah, like how she stole them.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Does she steal them on the water and then hop on or does she steal them like from the beach? At time, she's chewed on the boards or forced surfers to surrender their boards altogether. Oh, man, what a bully. Do you think the sea otter knows, like, what they're doing? Look at that thing, dude. And the guy's like, or like, he's like kind of fighting it. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Yeah, I wouldn't want to. Look at that, dude. He hopped right up. If he bites you or some shit. Smack him on the top of the head. Yeah, but you're in the water with it. You're just totally out of your element. Yeah, I mean, that's the sea otter's element.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I love the caption. This was in a very aggressive interaction and scary to watch. Dude, look at that little dude. He's not letting go. I would leave the fucking bored, yeah. Flip them back over, let him get a wave. Surfboards ain't cheap these days. You don't blame him.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Oh, wow, he's just chewing that thing up. So do you think he's got like beef with surfers or you think he like audition for surfs up and didn't get the part? That's his water. Yeah, it's something like that. It wasn't a penguin, dude. Like, because he could just go and bite the guy if he wanted to, but no. Yeah, he's after. the board yeah yeah do you think it do you think it's a sea otter that really likes surfing or do you think
Starting point is 00:46:16 he's against surfing that's what i'm wondering ryan i think he's against surfing really yeah damn if he and if he honestly and i if he had middle fingers they'd be up while he's on the board but i mean there was the orcas that have been attacking boats the ocean's fighting back and i think uh maybe ben isn't so wrong about being scared of the ocean i don't think anyone should be like completely putting their faith and trust in the ocean and the ocean creatures. These creatures don't give a fuck about anyone.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Do you think they're having a little ocean podcast down there and they're also talking shit about the land creatures? No, I just don't think that they have... Do you think it's a misunderstanding? Well, actually, I feel like dolphins maybe have like a little bit of sense of like human. Yeah. Of, uh, like they're mammals.
Starting point is 00:47:01 And scientifically that is proven. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, they're wild animals, man. Tom Holland, uh, talked about on a podcast. he swam with killer whales or killer orcas there's a difference and he said they was super nice that's just not true that's just not scientifically proven to be true why would they call them killer whales well they technically don't really kill people i don't think they've ever attacked people enough to just put your trust in them uh yeah i mean i probably wouldn't jump in the waters
Starting point is 00:47:30 you ever seen uh the whale hunters video south park did a big meme thing on them you ever see when Yeah, like there's the, they're trying to protect the whales against the, uh, Asian fishermen who, like spear them and stuff. And then it really just got really weird and like power hungry. And then I think the guy ended up being like a pedophile or something like that. No, I've been seeing like, in real life or the side part of the episode. Yeah. No, in real life. I've been seeing, uh, uh, TikToks like that. Um, there is a ship that goes out and like attacks the poachers, the whale poachers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And it's crazy. Dude, they, they like pull up and know, joke i thought the ship was trying to rob the other two ships no they were the good guys and they rammed into the back of the ship full size like barges rammed into the back of the ship and they're like sprint they're like talking a different language spraying them because you know you spray them so that they can't like get onto your boat what but i'm like so they have like giant fire hoses so if you were trying to get onto my boat and i spray you with a fire hose it's not going to be very easy right so that's where that's their defense how pirate ships have evolved they used to have cannons now they have fire hoses yeah and so i forget what it's called it it's a some of you may know
Starting point is 00:48:42 it but there's like a name for this ship because they're like kind of a bounty hunter why do they spray them with water though i think it's because it's like not as lethal as a yeah as far as i know they're like still trying to get on the ship and like they're trying to like fight yeah i guess fight them but i didn't see like there was guns involved or anything but then again i can't remember the name of the ship but everyone's commenting like yo give so-and-so cannons or like the next decommissioned military whatever ship barge it is give that to them because they need it so they just out there yeah they're just out there do they do they arrest them or they just ram into them spraying with water and get i think i think they're like trying to so they try to sink
Starting point is 00:49:20 that motherfucking boat to the bottom of the sea yeah that's that's killing them yeah essentially no i definitely think they they wouldn't feel bad if the their ship sank wow can you guys ever see that when like I don't know if it's like the Coast Guard or what but it'll be like military and they like start firing guns at like Somalian pirates holy shit like they'll be out on like a little ding
Starting point is 00:49:44 and there's like and you just see it hitting the water like god dang dude so they're called sea shepherds sea shepherds that's what it is this thing looks sick yeah because whaling's why is it so popular in Japan they obviously like that
Starting point is 00:49:58 yeah wow that's a sweep boat. And that's the one that rams dope as heck, dude. Holy fuck. That rams your boat. You're going down, dude. You should see these boats that they're on, that the whalers on. Look at, yeah, the anti-whaling boat badly damaged. I mean, they're going up against big
Starting point is 00:50:15 big ships. And they just ram them? I guess so. So sometimes they have the smaller ship. Yeah, I would say their boats are smaller. The anti-whaling smaller? Yeah. That's even more impressive. What? I figured they had big boats and they were dude they have the literally the coolest barges i've ever seen so that's that like they're literally running ramming into the right side of their ship into
Starting point is 00:50:38 the left side of this big barge just out there like in the ocean like obviously you're doing something bad but then all of a sudden a boat just pulls up and rammed you're like what the fuck bro i suppose like if you've got like a pointy hall or something on the front like you can probably just ram into the side of one of those boats and just pierce through it i wish i knew a little bit It's got to be quite a shape of what they did after. You get hit by another, because obviously there's so much momentum there. Yeah, can you imagine trying to outrun that thing? That's pretty cool, actually.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Yeah, it is. I'd like to see a video of this if someone could find one. Evan would have had a video pulled up again. And he doesn't even know how to run a computer. They're just soaking them. They're going to run them over. Wait, the whalers. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:51:25 That boat coming at them. Oh, there is the whole phone end. They're flat out trying to kill them. Yeah, I mean, that... I think the big boat that hit him is like the bad guy. Yeah, yeah, it is. Yeah. They just got fucked up, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:38 And now they're still spraying their ass. Look at that. That's what I mean. They don't even care. They're sending them to the fucking bottom. I just didn't quite realize how cut throat this shit is. These whalers. Those people die?
Starting point is 00:51:50 What happens? Oh, they got a... Is this a show? Yeah, yeah. It's a show. I think it got canceled because the one guy got, like indicted or something like that so what happens if you kill someone out on the ocean like the ocean like that because like who what's the jurisdiction who goes after those guys who takes care of them
Starting point is 00:52:07 or is it like hey man out there there's no laws apparently there's just not enough people you know going after the the whalers that people wanted to take it in their own hands i don't think yeah the sea shepherds i don't think are like a military operation who funds the sea shepherds I'd like to watch that show. That looks like an exciting show. Yo, can you guys imagine if like deadliest catch where they're out there crabbing was like that where you had like fucking rammony boat?
Starting point is 00:52:35 Jesus. Demolish and derby. They see each other on their radar and they're, as if it's like literally not already one of the sketchiest things that you can do. Yeah. Catch still on TV. I don't know. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:52:48 They had a good run though. Sea Shepherds is just a nonprofit organization that accepts donations. That is insane. You must. Is murder. legal and international waters put simply no uh you have to abide by the laws of where your boat is registered and apparently you have to have a registered boat but like what if you just don't register a boat i'm sure that's wherever you're sitting yeah then then it's like okay well this guy comes from
Starting point is 00:53:12 nowhere you just like this is my home yeah but it's like you do stuff in the middle of the ocean who knows no one knows yeah geez can don't ever want to be on boat with this guy what the fuck I went on a cruise with Ken. Luckily, I didn't die. They answered that. Ken's watching his watch and he keeps checking his GPS of where he's at. All right, we're finding about. We're in an international water.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Mike, you might have a conversation with me on the belt. You want to go over by this rather low railing. I know a great spot. You need another drink, right? Upon further research, it basically just says where if your ship isn't registered, then it's from wherever you're from. If you won't tell them where you're from,
Starting point is 00:53:53 It's for whoever caught you. Nice. To take care of. To take care of. So basically you cannot do anything on the ocean. Kind of sounds like you kind of can. You kind of can unless you don't get caught. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Well, that's like anything. Unless you get caught. Unless you get caught. In a sense. But yeah. I think that'd be a great video where we go like crabbing or something like that or crawfishing. I think that'd be pretty good.
Starting point is 00:54:17 And then somebody was also telling me the other day that it would be a good video bit to go catfishing where you put your hand in like catfish holes yeah yeah yeah down in holes and then catfish come out and they like and then you pull them out yeah yeah i've seen that i have a rule about sticking my limbs in places that i can't see same i do not want to do that i was just saying it would be great that would be in case somebody oh i'd love to see that they don't have teeth though huh not really but you got to hope that there's a catfish on the other end Not a whatever, I don't know. But when I was saying that to my friends that were telling me that,
Starting point is 00:54:57 they were like, dude, people do it all the time. Hot chicks do it. Yeah, I've seen Instagram videos. Oh, I love hot girls do it. Yeah, I was like, oh. Sign me up then, I guess. Oh. No.
Starting point is 00:55:07 No. No, no. No, no. No, it's doing it. No. No, that is funny. You said that because there's like a whole, there's like a genre of like chicks that do that, you know. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yeah. They get all like Western on there and they're like, yeah, yeah. Not, sorry, not Western, but like redneck. And they're like, yeah. and then they catch a bunch of catfish and everyone's like, oh my gosh, she's so hot, yeah,
Starting point is 00:55:27 I don't know if I've actually ever seen that. Can he pull that up? I must be on a different algorithm. Oh God, I don't even want to search. No, it's honestly,
Starting point is 00:55:36 it's called noodling. Yeah, Hot girl noodling. Yeah, catfish with their stingers and whatnot. Video title, Hot girl catches giant catfish with bare hands. You can catch catfish on your lake, Ben.
Starting point is 00:55:48 What a swamp. Yeah. No, I remember. I used to, when I was a catfish on every lake. I just remember when I was a kid, I would catch catfish because my, you know, they'd rent out a little cabin, and I would catch them pretty frequently on D.L. Just like that, huh? Consider it noodleed.
Starting point is 00:56:26 That thing won't let go. Look at that. That is. You grab that thing. Ugly, ugly looking. Man, catfish are so gross, dude. Yeah, I agree. Man, I just can't get the image of sticking your hand down a hole in a big old catfish latching on.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Uh-oh. I just, I don't know, Ken. I feel like that, I feel like that's like something that you should do for a video. Alone or with somebody else? Well, we'll be there. We'll send a GoPro. I feel like it's something we all have to do, not just one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:58 If you don't get noodled, you're not a part of the crew anymore. Dude, I got on crawfish TikTok. Super satisfying to watch. Like, I think crawfishing is like one of those things. Really? It's like, I would assume it's probably like farming TikTok of like farming, satisfying things or whatever, but not on that, just on crawfish TikTok. though it's dirty work but it's honest ain't much but it's honest yeah it sounds satisfying uh speaking
Starting point is 00:57:29 to that i have a bunch of bubble wrap to run over with the one wheel so oh that is satisfying it's been yeah fun but all righty that sounds good yeah i guess that's a good time to end well we're gonna go pop some bubble wrap we'll see you guys next tuesday no it's all mine

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