Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CboysTV's Most Viral Video, CJ Ruins a Surprise, & How We Give Our Friends Nicknames

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

In today's episode we discuss the American pastime of lighting off fireworks, Corrupting our HOA, and Do you still need to sell your soul to make it in Hollywood? Then we watch Joey Chesnut slam some glizzys, Mike ruins two pair of pants this week, our most viral video, and Ben tees off on the Swifties. Everyone deserves real. Visit https://www.ebay.com Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tom Brady slamming Kim Kardashian allegedly. Allegedly. So, yeah, you guys hear about that. Would you date Kim Kardashian, Ken? So you think with, like, Instagram and only fans and YouTube and stuff like that, you think people still sell their souls? I feel like you don't need to anymore. Your hinder's kind of been, I don't want to say, taking a pounding,

but it has kind of been taking a pounding. That's such a rich person thing to do. Buy a shone of fireworks and light them on? Yeah, like a shit ton. it's like what else you do with this money let's just blow it up let's just literally blow it up which hey that show that one dude put on that was a great show it was good that was legit 25 he said i was actually surprised i thought it was a 50 000 show quite frankly right like i would estimate 50 grand because it went on for like 30 minutes it was better

it was better than the ones that like the lake association put on really you thought that was better than pelican the problem was we were so far back Everyone I talked to said the Lake Association ones were disappointing this year, though. They probably didn't get enough money from selling all on phone books. Gotta raise the prices. It was just funny because Ken's like, yeah, we're kind of locked in now. You might be able to see it from the dock. And then that was the last time I had spoken to him.

And then he came back and he's like, it was 10 out of 10. Thanks, bro. I couldn't see it from the time. The time you missed was a 10 out of 10. I'm not going to lie. It probably was one of the better fireworks shows I've seen in my life. The fireworks in L.A., I saw like a video, a couple cool videos. Some guy did a really cool time lapse, but essentially there's a helicopter flying over.

And you're thinking L.A. It's a dense city. I mean, there was fireworks going off everywhere. Oh, I saw this. Everywhere. If you could pull up a clip, that'd be sick, Ken. And apparently no one's allowed to do any of it. And even the big shows were supposedly shut down.

And everyone's like, fuck it. Nah, and I just couldn't believe it. I did think it'd be sweet to watch fireworks from a plane. Yeah. One day we got to get a friend with a plane. We've got ones with big pontoons and boats and stuff like that. We've got to find that plane friend. Well, we said that when we were watching him,

and Mark's like, we can do that next year. He sounded pretty confident the way he said. Like, you were going to get a plane and go through him. Sweet. So you guys know how I have a HOA around my house? Yeah. I got an email from the HOA on, I think, like, the third or the second. And it was just like, just a reminder, here are the fireworks that are illegal in the state of Minnesota.

All of them? Yeah, all of them, right? And go, we abide by the laws of the state and those are the rules that we follow in this HOA. And then somebody responds back in the email thread and goes, it is your God-given right by being an American to light off fireworks. You do what you please and have a good time. doing it. Happy 4th of July. Oh my gosh. She had his name attached.

Some older gentlemen, I'm sure. A Graham-A-R-R-A-R-R-on type. Yeah. And then the next email thread is from the president who sent the first one and goes, that was not a member of the board sending that email. Do not listen to that email. I repeat, do not listen to that email. I was like, I feel like I'm in the middle of like an HOA beef right now. I don't think anyone's ever gotten a text or an email from their HOA and it's been something cool.

Positive. Yeah. You never have anything good to say about an HOA. Yeah, not most the time. True, because it really is just a rule book. Then again, though, when we were running the HOA over at the last place, things were pretty good for us, I'd say. We lit off fireworks.

And we let everyone else do what they wanted to. I think our HOA was corrupt. I think there was some corruption by having us involved. Yeah, when they put us in charge, yeah, there was. Yeah, no one wanted to take the responsibility, but no one thought this is a good. idea. It turned out all right. This guy I know has some neighbors that he doesn't like and they kind of live in a neighborhood where they could form an HOA and there's been talks about creating an HOA between the three neighbors that get along and the one that doesn't to force

the one neighbor out. You can force someone out if you're an HOA? I don't know probably you could make their life suck so much that they want to leave. Who is it? Where is it? Fargo. Just somebody really distant from me, not very close to me at all. Yeah, I think I've actually talked to that guy, and I might have actually even given him the idea of doing it because of my HOA. Yeah. And if that were me, I guess I would hope to never be the hated neighbor. But if it were me, like, I would just, like, not.

I'd be like, I already lived here before the HOA, before all these dumb rules. Sorry. I don't know. Just get some bottle rockets and start firing them off. Well, it's not even about that. Like, yeah, I started doing burnouts in the Chevy. Yeah. H-O-A's hate burnouts.

Especially in Chevys. I have seen a lot of Instagram videos of people in the hood, lighten off fireworks. It seems like they love fireworks more than anyone. They do. Dude, I saw the craziest, oh, I saw two of them, the first one being just a guy parked in a truck. Oh, I saw this window down a little bit.

And this guy running by just chucks like a full on mortar into the car. And the guy closes his door. He didn't notice, he, like, puts up his window, and then you just, you're, boom. It, like, blows him out of the car practically. And then the next one. That one was messed up. Was a guy doing an Instagram live stream, and he puts a firecracker in his mouth, and he lights it. And then he, like, closes his lips, and then it just goes, boom.

What? Yeah. You just, you just described two videos of people dying. That's what you did? No, and then. No, and then he just opened his mouth, the teeth are gone. And then he goes like this. gone it was like it was like supposed to be like a magic trick what a maniac so who tried

that first he had like the burnt mark you know if you were to light it off on your driveway how it leaves like a little burn stain behind yeah had that on his tongue it's like a black splat kind of thing it was crazy i thought you're gonna bring up you know roman candles everyone loves roman candles because you can aim them and they're just firing them at police office at police cars but I mean just everyone just like yeah it just in a state of like I can't get I'm not going to get in trouble for this if everyone else is doing it that's effed I mean you shouldn't shoot fireworks at anyone to be honest you just shouldn't put fireworks in your mouth I feel like that's like a pretty I think that's actually on the box when you get it says do not put this in your mouth I don't swallow that's like a crazy like fuck around and find out kind of thing yeah who did that first though you know like who tested it to be like Oh, it, you know, it burns your tongue, but it doesn't blow all your teeth out. What if you accidentally grab the one that's too big? That's what I was going to say.

You get someone that's like, oh, it's these fireworks, right? Yeah. And then throw it in. Oh, yeah, I think so. Here's the video of Minneapolis. It's pretty wild. It's just this one clip that's been circling around, but it's pretty wild that this shit is going down in Minneapolis. I feel like that's not that big of a deal, though.

Like, Roman candles, you shoot them at my, like, people. So they're showing, they're shooting at the car. I'm not saying. It's not a big deal, but like, the cop could straight up just drive right up to him. But I'm sure he doesn't know if they have guns or whatever. Yeah, and that whole Roman candle flying at him. It's pretty cool. And does this guy just take off running?

I love all he's standing outside of a Chevy Spark. No, it's an Equinox. Excuse me. No one has ever done anything cool in a Chevy Equinox. Oh, he's trying to rebrand. Although they, yeah, no one has. I wonder how David Blaine, the magician, does like literally. nearly 99% of the stunts that he does.

Like, I can see him swallowing a firecracker and, like, full on swallowing it. And then, like, the only bomb you hear is when he farts or something like that. Wow. That would be cool. It's called magic. I could see him doing that. Like, the magic tricks are one thing with, like, the cards and everything. You know, that might all be, like, kind of an illusion to the eye or, like, the sleight of hand.

but when he does like the actual stunts or that's all training yeah standing on top of a pole for how long did he 50 hours or something like that really like how does he put his body through being entrapped in ice for like 20 hours holding his breath for 14 minutes don't people think those guys are like the oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah my parents did yeah like Chris angel they're like yeah I mean he sold a soul really that's what they think pretty much I mean they're like it's not as easy as it is in the, like, TV shows or, like, a cartoon, but... So you think with, like, Instagram and only fans and YouTube and stuff like that, you think people still sell their souls?

I feel like you don't need to anymore. It's like, I feel like it's so easy to do it on your own. I think it's different now. You don't need to sell your soul. So when your parents are saying that, what are they... I mean, he sold his soul to the devil, and now he has, like, certain powers? Yeah, it's a long... It's, like, demonic.

Yeah, it's like, so if you, uh, like, I guess, like, Tom Brady accredits, like, a lot of his accomplishments to God. And he would speak on that. And then, I'm not saying, but then I don't think Chris Angel or David Blaine. I don't know about David Blaine would go like, yeah, got that shit from the devil. Tom Brady slamming Kim Kardashian, allegedly. Allegedly. So, yeah, you guys hear about that.

Lord of God on that one. No. He's like, God. No chance. No, they were at the white party or whatever together. Everyone was at the white party That's true But you mean no chance

I mean there's 100% It's Tom Brady No I'm not saying it like that I just feel like Tom Brady Wouldn't want to smash Kim Kardashian Why not? I just doesn't seem like He doesn't handle it

No he goes No I mean I'm sure I mean CJ You truly deep down Deep deep down believe that CJ I do Tom Brady really I would like

I feel like Tom Brady's like a little bit Above it Yeah Okay really Like she's too much of like A meme almost Not a meme but you know what I'm saying

The connotation that comes with David Portnoy put it A-lister That's what he said about it He said there's plenty of A-list celebrities That he could be hitting on Or going after Rihanna

Zendaya I don't know who else I said I don't know I'm just saying like Kim Kardashian's been around the block She's been around the block About 20 times So

I don't know if you could ever like I guess hold it that against a guy that has the opportunity to date Kim Kardashian though, you know? I mean, if you could, I feel like you got it. Would you date Kim Kardashian, Ken? Fuck yeah. Okay, yeah.

Okay, good. What about Chris Kardashian? Uh, I mean, still, you got to. I mean, she's had a lot of work, don't. She looks pretty young. She looks pretty young. She looks pretty young. Who's Chris?

I mean, they all have. Ken already got to her. I heard she had a bad hip. Who's Chris? The mom. The mom. Yeah. No, don't date her, Ken.

Dude, don't date Chris. You got to wife that, dude. she gets like 20% of it all yeah she would get her greasy fingers a part of ken's equity then too turned this into a billion dollar yeah i'd be yeah now that i think about it that'd be pretty good ken you should yeah hey did you find did you find david blaine's accomplishments uh yeah he held his breath for 17 minutes 17 didn't eat for 44 days wow stood on a pole for 35 hours It looks like it's pretty tiny Like basically enough to hold your feet on

And stood in an ice block for 63 hours And I just lost a page Jesus, dude He's buried alive for seven days Didn't Mr. Beast do that? Did he do seven days? I can't remember how long it was. How long was I gotta look that up?

It was crazy This one guy I used to watch on YouTube Did kind of stunts like that. Jake Paul He buried himself in concrete for 24 hours Even though it was literally six minutes And it was the cringiest video I've ever seen on YouTube.

Mr. Beast was 50 hours. 50 hours. And how long was David Blaine? Seven days. Oh, cribs. So quite a bit longer. Something tells me that David Blaine didn't have like the whole lit up coffin, like the amenities that Mr. Bees had.

Not saying that he had like, you know, luxury amenities down there. But like I wouldn't be surprised if it was just like pitch black in there. Yeah. And he had probably no oxygen flow to the outside. Like I don't know. The dude's. crazy what do you think he thinks about for that long like i can hardly go to the bathroom without my phone i think he like goes to another place he um yeah he was talking about how you start

to you start to hallucinate that's what i mean i think he goes to a different place you put yourself in such like an extreme situation for so long it might have been the in the ice i think he was in the ice block 60s 63 hours so how is that earned him a million bucks like into his pocket or was it for like a like a fundraiser or what uh just says earned him a whopping million dollars other magicians weren't impressed what sounds like they're jealous yeah that's the ultimate ice bath i think he swallows a quarter and then he like pushes it down his arm and like out and then like cuts it and then you know just stuff like that like you might have to pull that one up yeah you definitely got to sell your soul to the devil to do shit like that yeah it's like

how again magic body like in just incredible some kind of trick yeah man i tell you what nothing gets the crowd going like a magic trick like even i don't think any of us know any magic tricks but uh jake you know it's like one card trick and if there's ever a deck of cards he'll always pull out this card trick half the time he gets it wrong but i know that but most of most of the time there's someone new and they're amazed by it every time how did you do that if you're just sitting at like just a little different angle you can see like the card behind his fingers are like doing something like that but now me and my buddy got obsessed with that for a little bit obviously we knew that if we got too obsessed that you're just a loser unless you're good it's like i went through a yo yo

face it's such self-awareness like but like yeah we had a couple let's say we had like 10 total could probably only remember five on the spot and one that was good one that was really good and it just got people really like you'd have a crowd and i could see it's probably addicting probably impressing people like that yeah i want to learn a magic trick let's do it after this all right next next next next so next podcast i'm going to have a magic trick for you guys really and if we can i'm gonna tell you to i'm gonna tell you to cut that part if i don't okay if we can try to have it not be a card trick but also i'd say just have it be a card trick like what swalling a frog well that'd be more entertaining just eating a frog basically

you just swallow it you're like all right it's it all right i'm at all right i'm at At the beginning of the podcast, I'm going to swallow this frog. Stayed to the end. It's going to be the best retention on a podcast. I throw up a frog at the end and it's still croaking. Ooh. I'm out. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio.

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It's a fucking hot dog eating contest. What kind of weather do you need really? So they cancel it. Put a canopy up. Yeah. Joey Chestnut freaks out and rallies of the troop and gets ESPN to put it back on like later in the day. They were just like, yeah. As only he would.

And they rallied people together. And of course, he annihilated and won for 15 years straight. And I also don't think this happened. in this year but the clip resurfaced oh yeah yeah some pita guy comes up and he's like protesting him and he just chokes him out in like four seconds throws him in the ground or like body slams him and then just keeps going can you pull up that clip it's so legend dude joey chestnut is such a such an american hero so these guys going up against him i love i love that they're there trying because in my opinion i like to think they know they're not going to win yeah

Everyone's just... Which one's Joey Chestnut? Right in the middle. Look at this. He, like, just snaps him down and keeps going. What to fuck? Damn. Yeah, but those...

It's crazy how he's not that big of a guy. I can't believe how... I'm so disappointing our hot dog eating abilities. We didn't even do that. That's why as soon as you were like, you need to... Five minutes. I could be his mascot, but I'm not trying to compete against him. What did he eat?

62 in 10 minutes or something like that or 42 maybe? I think his record is 72 because he's shooting for a hundred. A hundred is like the grail. Dude, that's going to be a national holiday when he hits that. I think it will. They'll have to change the 4th of July to Joey Chastnut Day. I didn't think of that. I guess it is on the 4th every year.

I didn't realize this, but he just does competitive eating in general. Like here he is for Thanksgiving. He got a sponsored thing where he just eats a show. shit ton of pumpkin pie. So is he doing muckbangs? Pistachios. Kind of. Kind of what it is.

I hate that word, too. Yeah, I hate that word too. I hated that phase of YouTube. Muck bang. Yeah, it does sound weird. Like when they would just get like a,

YouTubers would just get like a hot chick and going muck bang. That's like one of the things like when you tell someone you're a YouTuber, they totally don't know you. They assume like, you almost think like, oh, so they're doing muck bang. You're doing get ready with me.

Yeah. I want a glass. Ken, do you have a video of him? Warming up. Jamie be struggling today. You good back there, Ken? Oh, it was like electric.

It was like they were announcing a world-class fighter. 15,000 generations of humanity, yet we have evolved, not at all. Bound like animals to the laws of physics, shamed before the universe. And in all of history, only one man. has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man. Dude, imagine. Joey Jaws chestnut. He's got the Adidas on.

He's massaged in his neck. He needs a trainer behind him, though. That could be you, Mike. You're out there, fucking, like, massaging his mascot. You're, like, rubbing his jaw. They need the Buffer brothers to do this. No offense to this guy. Yeah.

He tried his best. It's a hot dog eating competition. I've admittedly never watched this live, but I might have to now. It seems kind of lit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They really did a great job with the production. I watched it, I guess, only once.

And, yeah, you just wouldn't believe your eyes. Mike tunes in. Yeah. I want to be like that. I got to support. Follow hot dog lovers. It doesn't even look fun. It's fun to watch, but it does not look fun to participate in.

I've done it. It's not fun. Yeah. I was like, on that note, yeah, I'll agree with CJ. We need work or we need to quit. You know what they didn't do after eating all those hot dogs, though, is run half a mile. And I'd like to see Joey do that. He does that.

I bet you could run a fucking marathon. those guys are all surprisingly very thin i know i would have thought they would have been bigger yeah he must have a really good metabolism that must be like the key to being able to do that i don't know because they all had the same kind of build like they were rather athletic like pretty skinnier and uh yeah i don't know they're they're athletes at eating yeah i mean true they are athletes it's a funny way to look at it we had tyler stewart over here the other day he's like technically the best surfer in the world he's won the world's competition a few times

that's just to preface the story he uh we got done surfing and then he's like I gotta come over and ride you guys is skutsky of course course come on over bro and then he's like yep I just want a couple pictures on it some videos you know throw it up on Instagram for sure got you I hop on the one wheel

this is the 5th of July the 4th of July I ate all day might a eating something bad I don't know and I might eat something bad So I'm on the one wheel filming him, taking a video Trust a fart

No no way Shit my pants How bad Like just a little bit Or like a full blowing No just a little bit But it was like I mean I knew right away

That you loaded your trousers Yeah I'm on the one wheel Like yeah I get in his clip And then he like goes by All right I'll wait for him to come back Oh And then

Luckily I was on the one wheel Because I didn't have to waddle you know i just went whoop the garage doors were open right to the toilet probably pegged the thing out right to the toilet wow and then you know and cleaned up i just thought it was too funny like if i would have not been on a one wheel like people would have known you guys would have been waddling yeah i would have been man when you started this story i did not expect it to yeah i didn't know where you were going with it but your hinder's kind of been i don't want to say taking a poundin but uh and then you looped your dirt bike last week too for this week it has kind of been taking a pound in

dude the road rash is not bad i spray my thumb and that's been annoying as hell but you were honestly really smart that you were wearing one your helmet and two your gloves because when you put your hand down i mean i've had road rash my hands that shit hurts yeah so that was i was glad to see you were like moderately and it just so happened to be you know in the summer it's like shorts t-shirt shorts t-shirt i just happened to be wearing pants in a sweatshirt and helmet and gloves the road rash was not bad the sprained thumb kind of annoying but i haven't looped a dirt bike in a while and then right before we go out evans like yo yeah you you want to go rip some wheelies and i'm like yeah i'll just pit bike but my pit bike has missing a important bolt

so he's like take the 150 and i'm like i'm just not feeling very limber like i'm really cold from the from the lake today because it was i don't know anyway just just looped it nice and good you were you were 12 o'clock going that shit and that's why I kept going out I had really bad arm pump and I was having a real good time until I wasn't Oh

You did a really good job Of kind of like Getting back on your feet real quick This is my favorite commentary though Yeah Evan goes World Star Dude I got I had such mad arm pump

Are you actually okay I think so Right I think you look okay You're like waiting for him And none of the pain that came in it Just burned by that But

A little scuffed I'm gonna grab the bike Like Kodak courage at its finest This is such a good clip I love the sparks coming off the bike right there Dude the bike slid for like 50 feet Yeah you're going fast Is that your first loop?

No I looped last year on my pit bike Honestly at about the same speed But I was it was all right With CJ and Alice Yeah that I think that was two years ago But yeah yeah dude my little brother looped his supermodo and he has it bad like his cheek was real bad it oh that sucks road rashes oh my mom was all concerned about your cheek she was like how is he okay and i sound like he seems

to be fine i don't know mike he's pretty good at falling yeah it which you are you're really good at falling yeah people are like you looks like you really know how to like fall on the pavement and i'm like i don't want to be attributed to that you are good at falling though you are you are like you're very good at, like, I don't know, the way he, like, rolls out of it and, like, like, you could tell when you were sliding, you, like, put your feet, like, the soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah, try to run it out, but there's like your souls and, yeah. And I do look at it, like, you know, that shit happens. If you're going to go out and do wheelies, that, that happens, but I'm like, I'd still be

happy if it didn't, you know, it's, the only thing it taught me was to, like, not overdo it. Yeah. But at the end of the day, like, it didn't really teach me much, you know. You're still going to be out there doing wheelies with Evan. Like, it just tells you. to overdo it. Were you riding the rear brake? Well, clearly, that was the interesting thing.

You'll get a couple people that are like, cover the break. Cover the break. And I'm like, did you see the whole 40 seconds before that? So what happened? What happened, though? It just, like, too far and you missed it or what? Yeah. I, like, I was just, like, trying so hard.

My arms were so pumped up that everything just froze. Yeah, because what you don't see, you have, like, a 45 second wheelie before it. You do have wheelies down pretty well, but you're so jerky with it. So jerky. Like, it's like. Constantly. Especially on the 150. Like,

it acts like a two stroke. I mean, I look so whack. Yeah. Whatever. You got your elbow down, though. You're not doing this anymore. You used to be freaking.

I know. Like, and now it's less. It's a little bit more on the wrist now. But yeah. But yeah, tons of comments, people are like,

dude, whenever Mike's wheelies anything, I like, just watching, just, ooh, that gives you anxiety. Catchy Mike.

Yeah, that's how I feel. Um, Ev's really good. at taking a fall. Like, dude, when he came into the shop, the other day on the moped. Oh, my gosh. And the front end slid out.

The dude is seriously built like a little brick house. Yeah. He's like a little hog, you know, just a dense little nug. And, yeah, I think he straight up dented the shipping container with his head. He hit his head on the, so that blue chair, there's like this little point that like goes above where the wheel is. And I watch in slow motion because he was like, I hit my head on the chair with my temple and i watched in slow motion he hits and his glasses like slide up a little bit too and he's just

like and he just gets up and he's just fine oh my gosh like you didn't see it in the video but we're like are you good you know we're like checking him over whatever and then then he's like yeah yeah he's fine he's laughing it off whatever and we told him wear a helmet right before that yeah he refuses he's been really off it lately he's been like more against the helmet lately well it's kind of like telling a 13 year old to wear his helmet now that we tell him he's like no yeah it's like What do I do? I tell you, but I can't really force you to do anything, even if it's for your own good. I think it's funny that, like, right before he pulls into that, into the garage, I go, hey, put a helmet on and he goes, bro, I'm riding a moped.

And then he does that. Yeah, mopeds are dangerous, dude. It's usually, it's usually like when you least expect it. And then when I was doing the jet skis with him, I was like, you're going to put a helmet on? And he was like, fuck no. and he was all pissed off that I kept asking him to wear a helmet. I was like, pro, I care about you. I don't want to be sweeping you off the road.

Yeah, my parents weren't too pumped about him not wearing his helmet. I was hearing about it. They were saying, kids watch. I said, I mean, I can't tell him to do anything. He's his own person. We did tell him, though. You know, my aunt and uncle told me, my uncle actually. We were watching the Hummer video.

We're showing my grandpa, who's in a nursing home, can't really figure out videos. So my uncle will show him. He goes, oh, there's all this top. before it takes forever to get to the thing and I go the video is 12 minutes long and he's like well yeah but geez there's all this stuff happening before I go what's one TV show you watch he goes oh I really love Gold Rush and I was like it's an hour long program with commercials and then he was like well if you guys did like a 45 minute video on how to make the Hummer that'd be great and I go but what if there was talking he was like well you'd have to explain that and I was like

damn can't win with you guys is that the uncle had uh did uh like the reckless golfing. No, he was okay with it. I mean, it wasn't his favorite video, but. Yeah, I've heard some flackback from like golfers on that one. Like who? Your family, I'm sure wasn't pumped on it. My dad was like, I mean, think about, um, think about all the people that that's like

their, their safe haven. Like, that's their like go-to spot and it's like disrespectful. And I was like, yeah, but think about all the people that watched it and got happiness from it. Way more. I said, and there's true to that. What about the people that? watch the videos of us, like, beating on a three-wheeler,

and they have such hard-ons for three-wheelers. Like, it upsets them that we would even do something like that. I was like, every single group of people can get offended by something. I was like, but think about all the people that get enjoyment out of it. And I was like, it's, like, harmless on most part. I think we were less hard on the golf course than a normal golfer because typically when a golfer swings, he takes a chunk of grass out. There was no chunks of grass gone by the time we were out of there.

And we did, in better shape than we found it. Exactly. We also sweeped all the bunkers and like, like nothing really got fucked up. And, uh, yeah, I mean, you couldn't find anything. Which is just a part of us being like really calculated. Yeah, it's not everyone's cup of tea. Because I do remember, I think it was like our first or second one. And it was like started when reckless golfing was kind of like, wow, people are really

seeming to like this like, like people are saying that's like their favorite video. we do. And we were at some kind of family event and like a few people in our family. I thought that was the worst video you guys have ever done. I thought that was stupid. I was like, well, the people love it. And it's pretty dang fun. It was tough. Can't make a video for everybody. Yeah. It's not everyone's company to you, but it does stress me out a bit though that obviously we're going to do a number five at some point, whether it's this summer or next summer. And so many comments that say that is my favorite video. So it's like, where do we go from here?

I know exactly where we're going. I don't know if we can do it on five, but we have to do it on six. We might have to just get five out of the way so we can do six. But six is going to be so good. Dude, I want to enter reckless golfing six in a like a parachute in. Oh, my. It's like the start of the Super Bowl. That would be so fun, dude.

It would be such a moment. At Pebble Beach. Oh, my God, yeah. We go to like the best golf course in the world for, reckless golfing 10 that's 10 yeah reckless golfing 10 we're gonna be like the gym conas like every year there's only one made and people wait for it and when it comes out it's like hey did you watch the new reckless golfing how do they do it we have guest appearances coming international yeah yeah we got like professional golfers we spend like one whole we only make one video a year and it's just reckless

golfing at that point it's like we spend a whole year working on it like we posted this YouTube short of Evan going up the canyon when we were in Moab on the R6 when you drops it two or three weeks ago he's got 45 weeks 45 million views 49 49 million views in three weeks it's a YouTube short so it's not really the same as

a YouTube video because it loops but that's insane insane views yeah Mr. Beast numbers that is half of Mr. Beast numbers and he's pulling out along for him we've actually done 87.6 million views in the last 28 days yeah so right now something that the previous record was like 19 million right and so something that we've been looking at before we obviously you guys probably noticed we haven't been posting shorts up until like the last month or

two so all of those analytics go into the same channel and yeah i was getting text from like side-by-side blog and then cleetus reached out to us too about shirts and they're like Wait, you guys have 85 million views in 30 days? Yeah. And I'm like, it's just the shorts. They're like, okay. That makes sense. I'm sure Cletus and them are like, because I bet you they do what we do, or at least what I do.

I like check. I see how everyone's doing. Yeah. And if we're keeping up or if we're doing better, if we got to pick it up, whatever. And I bet you they typed in ours and they're like, holy shit, 87 million views. It was at like 20 before. Because like, whenever someone was pulling like the 20 to 25 range, you're like, damn, like, they're on top they're doing good and then it's 87 so yeah we'll see if like youtube separates that

eventually like i i hope they do they really should like just it's not the same two tabs and also in the analytics for us for our sake i hope they split that up because i mean everyone's digesting short form appreciate everyone that's digesting the long form man it is reaching such a different dude you know it's good when you go on on our most recent comments and you don't understand a single comment and you keep scrolling and they're all in Russian. Yeah. It's reaching so many different crowds. I got an interesting fact for you guys.

So we have 3 million watch hours, right, in the last 28 days. So 3 million hours have been spent in the last 28 days. So that's worth something. Watching Seaboy's TV, YouTube videos or whatever. So when you convert 3 million hours into years, it is 342 years. 342 years has been spent in the last 28 days. watching our videos that's fucked that's cool like that's cool like four lifetimes it's been so fun you guys have been killing it you guys have been everybody all i mean everyone has been like it's crazy

that it we're in the like literally the heat of summer right now and minnesota summers are dope we talk about it all the time and we uh don't work a day in our lives because we love what we do it's so awesome you guys i just had to give you got thanks mike thanks mike you've been killing it too bud thanks so uh Last night, I was at a friend's birthday party with Ken and Tant and Mark. I was going to go to that, but then we had dinner with my parents. Yeah, it was a good time. It was, well, apparently he already knew about the surprise.

Oh, really? How do you find out? I mean, it's all over Facebook. I thought it was a private thing. No, yeah. Yeah, but I feel like there's no way that you can do a surprise party with like a bunch of people. I know without C. Oh, my.

Oh, yeah. I'm just sitting there chatting with Mark, and Mark's got some of his kind of, like, old friend group there too and mark just goes yeah i i never get a nickname you know all these years mark just was mark and then i'm like wait and then i kind of thought about it and i'm like we give everyone nicknames big wrench had a you know that was his nickname like a day one yeah i mean pretty much day one ken he's got a whole new name not even a nickname but it was just i was just cracking up because mark's like kind of want a nickname oh we should get him one hey pencil dick They're like, okay, I want my real name back

I agree That's your name now I agree But one, Mark's easy to say I don't have a nickname though It's just CJ Ryan doesn't have one He's just

No, it's a little different It's a little bit different Within the crew But Mike Well he's called him Steve though And Ben's kind of a nickname Like Mike's not his name No it is a little bit of it

I mean I would consider it Ben is actually the only one to successfully delete a nickname Yeah Bean Yeah I got rid of that one deleted it that's like i mean that's hard to do too in the crew not i'm gonna lie yeah that's a good point because you really don't choose whether a nickname's deleted or not i don't think anyone in our friend's really pissed has gotten out of a out of a name i don't imagine a big wrench came to us

it was like hey i don't want to be talking about big wrench we already have we're like the brand man well that's big wrench is an amazing nickname i love it in my favor right now it's applicable because he's the lead renter so he's the biggest wrench yep and then you know You know, it's a little bit dirty, which is funny. And, uh, let's just talk about how satisfying it is when a name catches goes. Yeah, and sticks. Or even when it like is first spoken. And then I, as soon as someone said Big Ranch, I'm like, that's it.

That's it. A lot of times it's, it seems like when we meet someone and we don't really know them very well and somebody just gives a nickname and then it's like might be kind of funny. Like when we first met Tint, we didn't know Tint very well, but we knew that he Tinted cars and we just called them tint. We start calling Mark Hot Tub. Hey, hot tub. It just doesn't work, man.

If Mark, like, sticks with pontoons, I guess, you know. Hey, pontoon. No, we just tune. Yeah, it's tune and tint. Tune and Tint. Sounds like a business. It sounds like a business. Tune and Tint.

Dude, but it's T-O-O-N. Speaking of ruining surprise parties, so we go out to eat for Mike's dinner at this really nice restaurant because Mike is such a classic. guy we had to go to the nicest restaurant in town so anyways we pull up and my girlfriend's old work crew was all there because uh it was one of her former co-workers birthday and they're like older they're probably 40s mid 40s i guess it was a surprise uh party bus after which the birthday gal didn't know about so we go rolling up and apparently Alex told us all that but i did not hear that part i didn't hear that part and i can barely hear the way it is so you guys

give me a little bit of grace here and you're stupid and that too like i i i am a little bit stupid so we go cruising by she's like oh there's their party bus all this and it's like got the lights going all this i'm like nice that's pretty cool they're gonna have a good time walk in they kind of know me from just we used to go to like work things i'd go take along so i go over there to say hi with the party bus was waiting outside yeah she didn't know that but everyone else there knew they go walking in hey how's it gone yon yani yani you know we're talking and it was like i didn't know really what else to say so i'm like saw the bus out there like gonna have a good looks you guys are gonna have a good time don't have too much fun and then there's kind of like it was so clear

and then i was like yeah the lights everything were going things ready to jam and it was just so clear like everyone's looking at me like then someone just someone just goes or is her husband he just like looks up he goes uh the bus was actually a surprise and i just i literally just go that's so awkward like there's there's probably like 15 people at this big table looking at me i just go all right i'm out of here i'm hitting it see you because there's nothing more that you could say i didn't know what to say i just walked up but i was like god damn i'm and that sucks walking into the restaurant you you had to like go underneath the big surprise balloons oh sorry about that i don't know i felt bad about that one

that one's tough that one's tough i mean i like being in the know i like to know things but i hate knowing a surprise and not wanting to ruin it i just kind of feel like at some times it's it's going to come like blurting out of you yeah and you just it just is always like a little bit of weight on your shoulder like when we were going to surprise gavin with his three-wheeler on the rv trip it was like once that was over it was like this big weight lifted off your shoulders because you just wanted it to go right and there was a lot riding on that though because it would have went like you know like the whole prank and all that like we're like we want He drove across the country for it, but...

Because, like, if that prank wouldn't work, it'd have been kind of like a little bit of a flop. Especially looking back on it, knowing how amazing it did go. That dude's got to have PTSD from that shit. We maybe went a little far on that, but we gave him a three-wheeler, so I mean, that's something... Ben's dad comes in a couple days ago and goes, you guys see, Gav Blue is the three-wheeler up that you gave him,

and all of us are like, did he really? I mean, it's not that surprising, but we're like, really? All the old Hondas? He doesn't, like, rebuild those because they just keep running. So, like, that's kind of, like, he's going to have to send it out. No, I watched the video. He got her going again. Oh.

And he was doing the tug of war and just had her pegged. And then it, like, popped for a bit. And then didn't run, but I think after it cooled down. It's a Honda. It's not a shitty moped. It's not a shitty scooter moped. Kim Co. We got in our jet skis downstairs that both blew up within three minutes.

So when me and CJ were kids, I had a, like, a TTR 125 or something. And CJ had a CRF, 155. So, like, they were dirt bikes, right? So me and CJ have kind of talked about our other friend, Matt. So I lived over here, CJ lived over here. Matt lived right in the middle, and we were, like, the three best friends. We're big wrench lives now, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I almost just went RIP Matt. Matt is still with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, though, so I had a dirt bike, CJ had a dirt bike, and then Matt wanted to get one. But his dad bought him a moped because he'd, like, never ridden a dirt bike before. And he was like, let's just start with a moped, right? But everywhere that me and CJ would ride dirt bikes, Matt would ride the moped. So, like, we had a dirt bike track that we would go to.

Matt would ride the moped. Like, we would go to the sand pit. Matt would ride the moped. Like, we would ride all over this county. And Matt would be there on a 50-c-mopet. One day, we went to, like, this mud pit. And we're going through the mud pit. And Matt's like, how fast do you think I got to go to make it through this mud pit?

We're like, probably start at the top of the hill. Of course, as you tell your friend Matt. So he's like booking down this hill, you know, the moped probably did, I don't know, 40. And he was doing all of it. And he hits this mud pit and there's no knobs on any of the tires. And I just remember the moped like just getting deleted out from underneath him. And he eats the mud so fast. And I don't think the moped ever got cleaned or like any maintenance done.

So then for the rest of that moped's life, it was just muddy. Dirty. And so we're hitting jumps on it then. And then they got a nicer one. and then we did all the same stuff but on the nicer like Zuma moped. So it was like the evolution of mopeds. They really are great until you put a Jetsky on them

and do what you're not supposed to do with it. They're like the golf cart of the two-wheel world. Yeah, they can take a beating. I just don't think they're meant to be off-road. Although you kind of just proved me wrong with that, so I don't know. I think it was just a no air flow. And possibly the driver, Evan broke everything he touched that day. Yeah, that was four things.

Four Jetskees. I feel like that was kind of overlooked. I think we need to tell Evan, You know, he is doing a great job. I don't want to stop him from doing such a great job. But maybe if we were just like, hey, you have to help fix it when you break it, might change things. Because why is he, he treats his dirt bike like a fucking newborn baby. He's like putting it in his room.

He's like, oh, it's raining out. We're not, get that inside. Like, it's a dirt bike, dude. Like, every single time something breaks, you're so quick to just blame it on me. Or the machine. Or, bro. He's like, no, you, you touch this last. this is your problem i'm like dude i was i was just screwing on the plastics you blew up the motor

yeah i see why he does that though because he probably actually destroys about 60% of the stuff that he gets blamed for and about four you know i'm not going to give him 50 50 we've collected like so many strange vehicles and at this point i don't want to say we're running out of weird vehicles to buy and test but like we've done a lot of them We need more. We need more. And I feel like there's so many things out there that people know about that they're just not, they're keeping to themselves maybe.

Like the fact that nobody told us about wet bikes. Like we had to figure out what a wet bike was just by like looking up jet ski motorcycles and that accidentally came up. And well, we found two, track two of them down there very difficult to find because they are kind of hidden gems. But I feel like there's so many little vehicles or like old things that were maybe discontinued or made for two years out there. that would be great on the channel.

So if you have those, let us know, leave a comment or send us a DM or find them on Facebook Marketplace and send them our way. But, yeah, we're always in the market for weird things. I just still can't get over how cool the wet bikes were. I think the fact that they were from 1978, like no one was hardly doing anything on the water back then. It's like if you had a fishing boat, that's like, yeah, skiing and stuff like that. But if you had a speedboat, you were like a real, like you were really doing it from the way

my dad would explain. But he said he had only seen the wet bike on a James Bond movie. And that's the only time he'd ever seen one. I don't know. I just think that it's really cool that we have these things. But I think it would be an absolute shame if we just put them out on the side like we do with most of our contraptions. I think we maybe need to just have them fixed and sell them, send them down the road to someone else who can appreciate it. I'll buy one.

You won't buy it, Mike? Yeah. If you want, we have two standups now. You don't ride the jet skis that you have. I just think that they are... I have five stand-ups. No, I mean, I just thought it was cool. It reminded me a lot of a timber sled.

It looked very similar with the ski. And, I mean, it's just such a... I don't know, like the idea behind it, I'm just very impressed that they were able to have that as a consumer product back then. Seriously. And it worked that good. It was very was. But from my understanding, when I did some reading up on it,

I think it was just obviously they were a lot of money and uh the trailer it was the whole like yeah just kind of all of it and then on top of that it was very difficult to ride yeah and i'd assume people back then maybe weren't as accustomed to riding machines like you know they probably weren't as good of riders as people are now so like i don't know they didn't sell like crazy i think if we had more space i'd be more inclined to to keep these things because we'd have a showroom or just like a place to essentially like down there is a showroom use it just sits outside and literally it just rots away almost everything away besides for the shambo that has been outside for four years that's what i mean and i was sitting in the showroom we have a showroom inside

for everything we can fit and everything that doesn't fit goes outside and i'm not saying we build a shop so we can keep everything that's very hoarder of me but i'm saying if we did have like a massive uh area they would probably get parked in there no we've for sure need need more space it's funny that's like the classic thing if anybody's dad has ever built a shop they go oh you buy build a bigger shop you just get more junk 100% true and I want more I don't know give me more the nice the nice part about that though is like certain things are worth so much more to us by just having them than the money in the in the bank we're always trying to come up with you know new video ideas or like little piece of the content and I just

feel like, you know, we, we salvage so many, like, vehicles. Yeah, it's like, a little bit here and there. Yeah. Essentially, it's like having them at our disposal. Yeah. It's worth way more. Yeah. Invalible. Right. But I think it's getting to the point where it's just, like, it's just sitting outside. Right. We've got stuff that we haven't even filmed yet that's already sitting outside and,

and just getting covered and dirt and dust. And that's my point. I just, I just think it would be a shame to let those things go to waste because obviously they're pretty mint. dude uh we've got a new member in the audience tuner mr tuner you know that tune tune tune tune just pulled up yo what's up your nickname yeah we heard you wanted a nickname we're going between tune and pencil dick we figured we'd give you the benefit of the doubt that tint and tune but he's also not it's not short for tuna either no well i don't know i've basically been waiting to uh i just

been waiting to reveal this to mostly ken because you i've already told you guys but you guys said that ken would be pissed when he heard because he's been working on his credit score since he was 10 but i got a perfect one now perfect one a perfect one 850 don't know how he did it but holy shit good job he's face ken oh like actually like i mean a couple credit cards and a loan on a bronco and a house with you two bro that's the house loan doesn't count for oh that's the other thing how i don't know you got a credit card like you don't know same that i don't believe in banks buy so much shit they're like this guy oh but it's all cash it's all cash i gotta see this let me see it i actually don't know there's no mark i feel like you are arguably one of the most financially

uh responsible guys i know what's your credit score 8 4 okay so mark doesn't even have a perfect credit what 50 let me see this There ain't no way. Exceptional. 8.50. Wow, dude, Mike, you could probably get whatever you wanted from the bank. And then you're thinking, well, the next loan is just guaranteed. So what should it be for?

God, mine's not good at all. Buy an airplane. Buy a fighter jet. There we go. Is 615 good? But yeah, when I started, when I got the loan for the Bronco, they were like, yeah, we can't get you this good rate because your credit score is like four points too low, and it was at a 700, and you need like a 704.

Mike hacked the system. No. Wow, Mike. I don't know how it works. I saw this thing on Facebook. It said, in Japan, avid golfers buy insurance to protect themselves on the course. And I was thinking, we should maybe get it. But then I kept reading.

It says, they purchase it because if they get a hole in one, they have to buy gifts and drinks for their friends. So the policy covers you for up to $4,900 of whole and one insurance. Wow. What? almost a guarantee. I will never see that. I was like, I don't need that. But you got to be so confident in your golfing abilities. I'm like, yeah, go golfing today. Better get a whole in one insurance. It's like the biggest flex. It's like showing your like forklift certified card or your Costco

membership card. It's like I've got hole in one insurance. And I do have one incredible piece of information to end on. I have been curious about this and just absolutely enthralled. And we talked about Taylor Swift and her tour and her massive tour, her, her like, world. record-breaking tour and so Bloomberg posted this so like again you know don't quote me I guess but quote Bloomberg this are these are the numbers that I was expecting I'm like she has to be making a metric fuckload of money and it says Taylor Swift is making more than $13 million a night on her tour that those are the numbers that I was expecting I'm like I'm not even surprised Concert goers are paying an average of $254 a night to see Swift perform.

Popstar on track to gross more than $1 billion on this tour. That's the numbers I was expecting. Based on what people are spending to go to these concerts and based on how many people are going to her concerts, I'm like, she's got to be making some of this money. And then $13 million a night? That's pretty crazy. You guys, I can't even explain to you. I can't even put it into words what Greta is like,

Taylor Swift experience was like... She started crying, talking to us about it. Yeah. Like that good. Yeah, I'm not laughing at her, but that's just crazy. What Taylor Swift is able to do to her fans, like this, this, uh, I've never seen anyone be so obsessed and enthralled and like, it's a part of their personality. And they, they own that.

If you're like, oh, being a Swiftie's part of your personality like that, that, like, you'll see a little twinkle in their eye. little Taylor Swift Sparkle. Like that gets them going. I shit you not, you guys. After Greta went to the Taylor Swift concert, that is all she talked about, all she thought about,

and she just replayed the videos that she took during the concert for a week straight. Really? Yeah, and it got to the point where I was like, I'd be with her, and she'd just be staring out the window. And I'm like, it's going on.

And she's like, you know what's going on. You know what I'm thinking about right now. And I'm like, okay. I'm not even going to... I'm going to just let you just do you. I'm not surprised one bit that she's making that much money. I would have honestly thought more. Every single person that goes to that concert, all of them buy merch.

I saw that they sell out of like 30,000 pieces of merch every single concert. Wow. So every single time that you guys ask Greta, like, oh, how was a concert? You know, because we'd all like hang out or you'd see her like, separate so I heard it from all three of you guys I mean oh boy and she would be like jaw would drop me like oh my god let me tell you

where do I start and then she start crying it's just so good wow that's amazing man that's like some who's like the she'll be doing this forever with a fan base like that like she'll be 60 and she'll be in Vegas like with a residency you know it's the most extreme

cult following that I've ever seen and I'd assume that it'd be like something similar to like back when like Elvis first like hit the scene like how obsessed everyone were with him she's been around for a long long time though but yeah it seems to just like be ramping up ramping up and and the craziest part is like I mean there was a couple weeks ago now and like she's already planning on like going to Europe and like seeing her on on like her year up tour and like these people will travel the entire world to see her wow it's It's pretty cool that she's even going out of her way to do that, though, because obviously she's got more money and she knows what to do with now.

It's like, does she want to keep staying on a tour bus going all these places? She must enjoy it, which is cool, you know? But, like, I'd imagine it's pretty exhausting. Yeah, and she's doing a three-hour show. Like, she's, like, showing up for her fans. I'll give her that, you know? I got a definitely-go home, just chill. Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean, yeah, putting in perspective, you have David Blaine sitting in ice for 63 hours for a million. You have Jake Paul fighting Nate D. is however much money he'll come home with um three million five million i don't know and then you have 13 million a night it's like truly yeah you could go home and sit on the couch if you wanted yeah my buddy evan rides dirt bikes for free zorba's burritos is there any other artists that are like doing it on that scale Morgan waller i'd say morgan wallin's got to be like the second to that drake but that i think the cool the cool thing i don't think drake tours at all for taylor just did a show in chicago oh really she doesn't uh she's not

like pioneering a genre you know and neither is morgan but like pop country and everyone's like really viving on it but she's not really pioneering a new genre like Elvis was so i just i don't get it i'm not saying that there's nothing to get i just i don't get it it's insane yeah it is one of those things that just been relevant for so long but like her music isn't that different i feel like be careful yeah i know yeah maybe take that part off I'm going to have some problems at home. All you Swifties go over there, comment on his last Instagram post,

let him know what you think about him. And if you've got a girlfriend who really loves Taylor Swift, unfollow Ben. You don't want to stand with a guy like that. You don't want to be around or associated with a guy. He loses 100,000 followers on Instagram. Yeah, his last post has the 100,000 comments. Dude, that could probably be like the worst thing

that could happen to someone is the Swifties turn against you. The biggest scooter brawn. Didn't go so well. didn't go so well at all he's got pretty much half the world against him now people still people still come out of my instagram sicko on my instagram post after you guys told them in a video to do that yeah i still get sick oh that's that's fair though because i mean john mayer and her dated like really 10 12 years ago he's got a whole song about it that is a song that just came out and and she had to tell her fans like do not bully john mayor

after this song comes out again because she redid it. She like had to tell them, be nice to John Mayer after this. The same thing with Jake Gyllenhaal. Up until the whole thing with her and him, I'm like, yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal is like a killer actor.

He's got a bunch of good movies. Guys killing it. And then everyone's like, yeah, we hate Jake Gyllenhaal and we've always hated him and he's the scum of the earth. And I'm like, just because she made a song about him

or whatever. Not that this YouTube going off about Swifties isn't riveting but I'm just gonna see Jen and I are gonna step out we'll leave the lights and cameras on

for you guys but we'll just cut the podcast here and everybody else can tune back in next week and you guys can summarize you give us a spark notes okay? All right yeah

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