Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CJ & Ben Go Bald! Evan Takes "Cheeto" Test

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

In Today's episode we break down how life has changed for Ben and CJ since they shaved their heads, & Their Lookalikes Then we dive into a game of "Is It Cheeto" with Evan which leads us to some surp...rising discoveries like Evans rewards clubs. We discuss the New York Swim Team, and much more. Enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, this podcast is going to be cut short. I've got to go to the hospital. What the fuck do we care what this dwarf thinks? Anything about anything? I thought of all truck mods, you would be all about the running boards. I think when I run into a stranger, they respect me more. The ladies, like, you want to use your points? You're only like 1,500.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Goodness gracious, dude. I don't know. It's still like a shock factor every time I look at it. you guys all brotherhood i yeah i walked in just a couple minutes ago and i thought cj was gavin yeah honestly i feel like mike you take the center i'll take that spot like when's the next time that both me and cj are going to be bald out podcast you know probably next one dude the week after there we go but after these two months not a whole lot of hair going on over here that's true it'll be at least 30 40 years in between yeah i think you guys look cool i like genuine
Starting point is 00:00:58 you should join i thought about it Really? If you would have been there on Saturday, you probably would have done it. Probably. That's just something I would do. But no, I don't think you guys look insane. Nobody said that they looked insane, Mike. Thank you, Mike.
Starting point is 00:01:12 I appreciate it. I do mistake you for Gavin a lot, though. Really? Why is that? You know, you kind of see him from the back and you're like, okay, a bald guy. You used to seeing Gavin. And then it turns around. Oh, Siege.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Is that all Gavin is to you? Just a bald guy? Is he just a bald guy to you, Ken? I mean, no. We buzzed our head. And then afterwards we went out to dinner. Me, CJ and our grandpa. So three bald guys walk into a bar.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I'm not joking. People were looking at us and laughing. They were. Really? Yeah. They were. I was kind of just like trying to not associate with you guys. And half of the people were in our group.
Starting point is 00:01:48 But no, I was like, damn. Is this how bald people get treated? I definitely think, yeah, people treat you a little differently. They treat you like, damn, this guy's bald. But I mean, in a group of three, like, like, obviously you're going to draw a little attention more so than a solo bald guy. You know, because like we said, Gavin gets through everything just fine. Yeah, but he gets jammed up in TSA because he's balls.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I've actually been meaning to ask Gab, though, like, do you ever feel like people look at you and like laugh? Or is it because we were rolling in numbers like that? I don't know. I think they were like, what the fuck he's going on? I think they were just laughing because they knew who we were. didn't say anything to us but they said something to grandpa walking out so like they recognized us and i think that's what was funny about maybe maybe that made me feel better yeah i think it was just like why is j ben and grandpa ron shaped head like clean shave down to like shiny head we had just
Starting point is 00:02:46 oiled our heads after a coconut oil too yeah dude i was slipper for the next week we shine them up how's the maintenance now like after this you guys yeah what do you do like you do anything You don't even have to, like, take maintenance of your body. Like, you don't have to shower or, like, anything like that when you're bald. Really? You just quit. Eat healthy. You don't have to do any of that.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Wow. Yeah, maybe I should go bald. No, it's nice because, like, I'll sauna when I get home from work, and then I shower after that, go to bed and some clean sheets. Maybe it's gross that I do this now, but there's no reason to shower in the morning. Ev, you would love this. Oh, you're right. Well, Ev's got hair, though. Yeah, but I guess it wouldn't make much a difference.
Starting point is 00:03:25 You're not a big shower anyway. guys i swear i take just as many showers a week as you if not more you're you're counting them by the week not by the same that's how we know the numbers low yeah i shower two times a week yeah no no it's nice because i just roll out of bed and it always feels like i'm missing something i'm like well why am i going to shower i'm clean it's your hair you're missing oh that's true feels pretty pretty free though no bedhead like at all None. That's true.
Starting point is 00:03:59 It's kind of like sandpaper though, like right now in this early stages. Like, does your, yours get like, it almost feels like it's caught on like the pillow. Like, or like you, like, yours, mine feels longer than yours. Have you trimmed yours up? No. You probably just have more hair than me for one, but it's growing. Yeah, I'm going to touch mine up, though. I want to be like, I want to be like straight bald for a little bit longer.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Really? So you're, you're like, I'm sticking with it. Well, yeah, I don't know, like the next time I'll be bald. So I might as well run. Just run it out for a bit. Yeah, as far now. We also got a couple of hogs down in the garage, too, and I can't be rolling around with those without a, you know, chrome dome.
Starting point is 00:04:36 It would be a shame to not ride motorcycle ball. Right. Have you guys ridden your bikes yet at all? Like, felt the wind and, well, not your hair, but just your scalp over your head. Well, with that hair, it'll actually help lock the hat on, like Velcro, so you're good. You can go, like, a hundred with a baseball cap on. With no hat on, the hair is slowing you down. So having no hair in your head.
Starting point is 00:04:57 is going to make you go way more like a swimmer yeah it's a swimmer think about how many things you'd be good at michael phelps kept his hair and he was the fastest i always thought that he had a cap on he also took steroids that helps right didn't he right or my no he was just i think you i think you're smoking pot that's right yeah he was smoking pot i think you're thinking of that that male that i don't want to get into it anyway i know it is it is weird though because like i'll like i don't walk in and And I don't look at myself very much.
Starting point is 00:05:29 So, like, I just live my life and I feel completely normal. And then next thing I know, he sees a mirror. Don't look. No, and, like, the next thing I know, I go to, like, the bathroom or something. And I, like, look in the mirror. I'm, oh, yeah, that's right. I'm bald right now. I think I was shaved head.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Like, I wake up in the morning. Then I see myself more. Oh, it's right. Yeah. Oh, you're driving your truck. And you're just, like, look in the mirror. Oh, oh, yeah. Who's driving my truck?
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah. What the? Who double take it. I'm glad it catches you guys off guard, too. I think when I run into a stranger, they respect me more. I think they're just afraid of you, brother. I think they respect me more. They're like, this guy's a serious man.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Like, he doesn't want to make sure you take him serious. Like, you know, whereas before I maybe just looked like a kid, now I look like you don't know what I am. You're like really throwing off. By the way, I'm dressed, but my hair, you're like, he's obviously got to be 30 years or older. He's obviously not messing around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Right. A very serious guy. Well, anyways, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. Dude, we're rolling deep today. We got four guys and two bald guys on the podcast. And I'd love to start out, really start out with a, yeah, we got four guys, two bald guys. Who the hell is this, man? Yeah, what is going on?
Starting point is 00:06:45 Oh, I think this is who Ben looks like. He looks like Michael Schofield from the show Prison Break. Such a good show. Prison Mike. You do. You look a lot like him. I've actually been getting that a lot. And then C.J. kind of looks like Cayew.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Oh, damn. You guys pretty famous. Yeah. It's cool. Look how perfectly circular his head is. He's got more of a bowling ball head. He's kind of got drip in this picture, too, dude. I should dress like him.
Starting point is 00:07:13 That would be funny. That should be really funny. That's what I should have dressed like. You and Grandpa would dress up in Harley stuff and I'll just wear Cayu clothes. I'm still just trying to figure this. We got four guys on the podcast and two. bald guys there's six of us but anyways yeah i've been trying to make normal too i don't know which who's the four oh i forgot about ken back there and there's still
Starting point is 00:07:35 five of us there's no five right yeah yeah yeah all right all right all right it's making sense yeah guys and two bald guys anyway we got a gift for ken yeah we got a gift for ken i'm i'm thinking you're gonna have to come up here and you're probably gonna sit right where i am just for a minute here i'll bring it out for you and then you'll just just rip it okay like with the world's biggest vape. Don't spoil the surprise. Yeah, Ken, close your eyes, maybe. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:08:12 All right, stay down, Ken. Here, put it over on that side right there. Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. All right, there you go. I don't want to sit here when you hit this. Dude, so this, remember when you told us you played percussion?
Starting point is 00:08:30 I just wanted to bring back some nostalgia, and you said you hit a gong at one point in your life. I looked it up. This is called the mother of Tesla gong. Wow. So I just figured it'd be fit for you. How much did you spend on this? We're not going to talk about that. Thousands.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Money is no object. It's literally making you happy. This is going for money, Mike, isn't it? Yeah. Money's no object to Mike. We got to get a big smack on this. I don't know. Everyone watch out.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Ken managed to injure himself. You good, Ken? What to do, dude? Ow, that I'm not. Of course. Oh, of course. Can you stop your finger? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:10 How do you manage? Call the orthopedic specialist. All right, this podcast is going to be cut short. Ken's got to go to the hospital. Ken tips it off. You don't like again? Beautiful. at least this
Starting point is 00:09:26 at least it's not a toilet so yeah I mean it's something we're getting upgrades this has got to be the first gift in years that wasn't a toilet it's not a toilet or toilet associated so it's like Ken's whole life all he's been given for gifts was toilets
Starting point is 00:09:41 even at like Christmas and his birthday because he blows him out I think you could use this like in the merch bay for when it's like lunchtime and time to come back and end of the day you can it's like the bell ringing at school.
Starting point is 00:09:54 That was my, that was kind of my thought. Mike, close your ears. Hit it like you mean it. Whoa. Hey. There's different. We can wake mic up with this. There's different ways to play that, as Ken would probably know.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah. So I was hoping you could incorporate that into your daily life, whether it be in the merch bay, waking my ass up, you know, whatever. I really do hope that you guys use this at some point to wake me up. We probably will. well no we can't because you said it well i mean i'm not gonna know your i'm not gonna know we'll just dump 20 pounds of flour on you first and then whack the gun that was the one your head that's the one thing i said that was off limit yeah yeah you hold it right above your head so when you wake up okay that'll be
Starting point is 00:10:40 pretty funny on it i just realized like how little that whole bit made sense if you were listening to it on audio so ken was given a gong a very nice custom built gong is that cherry cherry wood I think so yeah Mike spared no expense Cherry wood mother of Tesla gong
Starting point is 00:11:02 I was like you know in Google looking it up and I'm like this is stupid and then mother of Tesla gong came up you spent $1,300
Starting point is 00:11:12 on that $1,400 that would scare me I would just like to point out that there is a gongs unlimited that's where it came from that's where it came from gongs unlimited
Starting point is 00:11:22 I had to scribble out the branding on the box how many how big is this one how many inches i'm glad you got a big one this is a 22er oh nice it was $320 with the stand we got a gong now though boys
Starting point is 00:11:38 we needed one of those this is sick Ken has a gong if I remember correctly don't touch my gong where is my gong who touched my gong have you guys been hitting my gong while I was gong I could sense it.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Who's playing my gong? I'm going to rub my sack on your gong. Now that might be. Why's my gong all sweaty? This hammer doesn't ring the gong hard enough, so Ken has to use what God gave him. His balls? Legendary.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Bong. B bung. You have a little double. Babong. A double dribble. Anyho. Well, I'd like to fire up a new game. I'd like it to be maybe a reoccurring segment on this podcast called Is It Cheeto?
Starting point is 00:12:32 I like that. Where we scroll through some things that we ask our buddy Evan here, who's very hard to please. What is it called? The Cheeto Inspector? Yes. Yeah, you're the Cheeto Police. You're the Cheeto Inspector. You're Cheeto Investigator.
Starting point is 00:12:48 You're all-man Cheeto. If something is Cheeto, it's not getting past. Devin, without him making some kind of comment about it. He makes it very clear. He's very opinionated. Sometimes it's appreciated most times. You're going to get it anyways. So anyway.
Starting point is 00:13:08 What's a definition of Cheeto? What's your definition of Cheeto? Just like, just lame, like cheesy. I don't know if that's a good way to. Just Cheeto. Like not it. It's basically saying like it's not it. Yeah, it's not it.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yeah. Starting off, we have Cheeto. MGK. MGK, Cheeto. If I remember correctly, you had a good time at his concert, Evan. I don't remember being there. I wish you had such a good time there. I blacked out on fun.
Starting point is 00:13:36 I'm pretty sure I got videos, actually, of you having a very good time. I'm sure you do. That's where it's fun, too. It adds depth to it when you're like, I've experienced it, and I still think it's Cheeto. So why is MGK Cheetos? Oh, man, I guess I just don't like his, uh, his, his, his whole vibes, his whole aura. He's never really been a big fan, but I'll give it to me. He's, he's made a few good songs.
Starting point is 00:14:04 He's done well for himself, but, uh, he's kind of like a, a bit of a rebel, kind of pung a strayer from the norm, kind of like you. Yeah, I think maybe, I just remember so many people getting like 19 X, X, X tattoos. And I just thought that was Cheeto. So maybe I, like, took out all those people on him. Maybe he's a good guy. Maybe his fans are Cheeto, not him. Yeah, just some of that is like, every, like, you couldn't even listen to him. Like, in what, the mid-2000s, you, like, had to have a MGK tattoo to listen to it.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Really? I don't know anyone. Yeah, I don't either. He's a huge star. I swear, Lace Up or 19XX? There's like 10 million people out there, probably some of them listening that have the tattoo. Huh. And what do you have to say to them?
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Starting point is 00:15:33 Dive in with me to unearth entrepreneurial gems, learn from our experiences, and get educated. Next up, we've got red etnese. Who is this guy? Red at knees. Okay, so definitely, definitely not, Chito. You know that he's judging someone. You're looking at something that's Cheeto, dude. Look at his face.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Okay, so Red Edney's not Cheeto? Red Edney's not Cheeto. And the thing is, now that Ryan Shekler is no longer on Etnys, they've become a collector's item. Oh, because Ryan Sheckler was Cheeto? No. Not at all. No, not at all.
Starting point is 00:16:13 He collaborated with Etneys to make one of the best shoes ever. But what do you mean now that he's not with him? Like his model of Etney? No, no. Ryan Shackler quit Etnys and he's now on whatever Mark Wahlberg's... Oh, municipal, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I do know, I mean, because those are like older.
Starting point is 00:16:30 And they used to be able to get them for like 90 bucks. And now I saw him going for $2.50 for a brand new pair of red etneys. Those ones. That's a flex. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And when I got them, they were like $100 because it didn't matter. Yeah, that's a pretty solid investment. Imagine if you would have bought like $100,000 pairs.
Starting point is 00:16:50 How do you know I don't have a shipping container on the way right now? One million dollars in Ednais. Some invest in gold, silver, stocks. I got a box for Lantneys. All right. Okay. So Red Edney's, not Cheeto. How about Red Edney's on Ben?
Starting point is 00:17:08 Dude, honestly, I've, no, that is amazing. Not Cheeto. They're on the wrong feet. That could be misconstrued as Cheeto. Photoshop is hard, okay? Okay, not Cheeto. Okay, not Cheeto. Nice.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I didn't think it was going that way. You should get some shoes. Always a surprise. Some of the things you think is Cheeto aren't. A red V6 Raptor. Hmm. Well, yeah, that's pretty Cheeto. What makes it most Cheeto, V6, Raptor, or that it's red?
Starting point is 00:17:36 No, the most Cheeto is that the fenders, the black fender flares, I really just kill it right off the get. Okay, okay. It's a pretty dang nice truck there, I've. Yeah. Doesn't your truck have black fender flares? No, we wrapped him red because it would have looked. I mean, I'm sure it's a nice truck, but I'd rather have a V8. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:55 Under Armour. Oof. Yeah, that's a good-looking sweater. Okay. Really? I can see why you did that because of your Under Armour bike. Man, that's a sick pick, bro. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, I probably would double Cheeto both that bike and that sweater. You think that bike was Cheeto? he looked good for a minute well at least you were you were self-inflicting the Cheeto I think you ended up getting in the clear because I did end up taking blame for that yeah but we never gave it to you Mike
Starting point is 00:18:30 you would always you would always take the blame and we would just go shut up shut up it's this idiot just give it to Evan uh man hindsight it was kind of Cheeto but it also was kind of cool
Starting point is 00:18:47 it was kind of cool it's a sick pick Just a neutral one here. Seltzers. Cheetos or not. Cheeto because it's not tea. All right. Jack in the box.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Oh my God. I thought I loved Jack in the Box, but the last time I went there, it was super Cheeto. Jack in the Box or White Castle if you had to pick. White Castle every day. What do you think about riding a street bike off road for views? It's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Dude, Ryan absolutely killed it on these picks. Absolutely killed it. Why are you laughing so hard? I mean, do you think it's Cheeto or no? No, just because we have this athlete riding this street bike through the woods. It's a beautiful thing. Orange like a fucking Cheeto, though. So it's cooler if it's a blue.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying, mainly, yeah. Okay. Only Cheeto because it was orange. This one's cool, blue. Cool, cool. Uh, our truck, our Ford truck. No, it's, it's cool.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I would not say it's Cheeto. I just like the Cummins more. More. Okay. Do you think aspects of it are Cheeto? Like some of the paint matching and stuff like that. Uh, the running boards are Cheeto. I didn't like the tailgate.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Running boards are Cheeto. Can't even see them. No, no, no, because they're too slow. Slow. They are slow. Bro, that's just, how, how fast you hopping in that truck? I'm in a hurry. By the time you open up that door, they're already down.
Starting point is 00:20:18 No, they hit me in the knees. They do not hit you in the knees. They probably hit you in the fucking pelvis. Well, I open the door. I jump out real quick and turn around so I get a quick spanking on the way on it. You're not tall enough for me to hear you in the knees. I thought of all truck mods, you would be all about the running boards.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah, of anything, that'd be your first mod. I would rather struggle my way and then I have to use a step. One time I saw Evan trying to get into the ram and before it had running boards and he opened up the door, got a running start, jumped up, landed on his stomach on the seat and then his feet were like kicking and he was trying to like squirm his way in there. It's better than running boards. Yeah, it is literally better than running boards. My God.
Starting point is 00:21:13 You guys think we should take the front valence off? I don't mind it. So we were going to, but yeah, it's, uh, It's like hiding a bunch of stuff. Oh. Damn. A 401k plan. The fuck is that.
Starting point is 00:21:27 It would be a tax advantage retirement savings plan. It seems like a good idea. That or the casino. Cash house. All right, we got a Miata. Not Cheeto. Not Cheeto. All right.
Starting point is 00:21:41 How about different models of Miata? Pull up a different model of Miata. I am curious. Yeah, like this. Let's just take the new one. The new like spider. I agree. New ones, Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:21:49 And I would say it depends on what you're doing with it. If you're going to blow the tires off it and run her off the valves, and there's nothing Cheeto about it. But if you think you got yourself a cool performance car, if you go to car meets with, it's kind of Cheeto. Might as well get yourself in a Salara at that point. Or what about the model right in between? It kind of looks like a red Antony.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Now you like it? I like it. I don't know. Driving around in your shoe. If it could perform like the 89 Miata, then I guess I'd give it a go. I'd imagine it would perform better. How about this one? That's a good-looking Miata.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Really? Yeah. What's wrong with that? Well, I don't know. I think this one looks pretty Cheeto. Because it doesn't have the flip-ups, right? Flip-ups, yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess I couldn't tell from here.
Starting point is 00:22:34 Guess how much this Miata just sold for on cars and bid? How much? $10,000. Yeah. It went for $10? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. It was at $5 an hour before the auction.
Starting point is 00:22:44 People are running up prices on these things. All right, so not cheap. And by people, maybe us. Not necessarily Miata's. But, dude, we're running. running the prices up on mini trucks. We've done it on smart cars. I think mini trucks are just popping in general.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Yeah, they're crazy popping right now. I hope like the U.S. doesn't make like rules on them. Apparently they ban them in Georgia. Because they're popping so hard. No, they ban them because they're dangerous. That's bummer. Because they don't have crumple zones. They've made like a statement suggesting not to like use them on the highway.
Starting point is 00:23:12 It does make sense. Also like warning passengers not to ride with them. It makes sense because some people like in a city, if you were driving, driving that around Fargo and you happen to get tagged by someone running a red light, it would be no point of catastrophic. Yeah, it'd be damn near the equivalent of getting hit on a motorcycle. But I was just going to say, maybe worse, dude, because then you're stuck in there. So it's hard to see how you could ban it because it's unsafe.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, it's like your own option to do. Every old car like that, they're not safe. You watch an old car get crash and you watch a new car get crashed. The old ones like demolished. And then something that threw me for a real loop, though, was when I saw the Ford Bronco, the new ones, their crash tax. of getting rear-ended at, like, 40, the entire thing just turns into a literal pancake.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Everyone's like, so yeah, how does it feel to, like, probably die if you get in a crash? I'm like, I don't want to think about that. Interesting. But it's worth the risk for the driving that Bronco? Yeah. Still saying. What do you think about Broncos, Evan? Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:24:08 I knew he's going to say that. Even Raptors? Nah, I mean, they're pretty capable. I just think by the time you get something like that, just by yourself a pickup truck. Got room for the bike in the back. All right. uh seat belts wearing your seatbelt chito i still believe that you will just get thrown to safety don't wear a seatbelt thrown to safety out the windshield
Starting point is 00:24:30 Evan would be yeah Evan would be just think of the car ignites on on fire and i'll be cleanly in the ditch land in the water safe and sound i need to say this do not listen to what he's saying for everyone that is at home maybe wondering if he has any valid points do not listen to anything. Carry on. I just felt like that needed to be said. Yeah, a little disclaimer. This is not advice.
Starting point is 00:24:54 It's almost like there's decades of research saying the other ways, but. Evans way smarter than that research. You just genuinely don't think it's going to save you? Okay. In all reality, I do try to wear my seatbelt when I'm really traveling at high rate to speed, going on the freeway, shit like that. But when I'm just running around in town going from here to the gas station, and then you got a buzzer, bing, bang, bang, you're not wearing your seatbelt.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I go, this is really Cheeto. I don't need my seatbelt on right now. Oh, like, you think that the buzzer or like the dinger shouldn't turn on until you're doing like 45 miles per hour? Ever. I think it's, you should be able to decide if you want to wear the seatbelt or not. And there should be no beeping. Is it that much of a hassle? Is it annoying?
Starting point is 00:25:39 Like what? Do you feel more hardcore driving without your seatbelt? Is that what it is? I feel a little restricted. What are you doing? Jumping around? I don't know, just... It was like to be loose.
Starting point is 00:25:50 When we drove the Chevy into the pond, we were like trying to drive it onto the ice, but there's potential that it would break through. So Evan just goes, just in case we go through, we probably shouldn't wear our seat belts. And then we... Mark one into a rock.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Oh, you guys weren't wearing your seatbelts for that? You could do a car accident. I don't know why. Yeah, that was silly. But I'm like, yeah, just in case the water starts coming in, we don't want to be belted in, you know? That kind of made sense. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I would do it the same way again. But, dude, the sensors are getting crazy. Like in the older vehicles, they kind of, they come on. They ding after like five minutes or whatever. And then in my car, like it dings right away. It dings loud. It dings all the time. And then your girlfriend's truck, you can't even put that into drive if you're not belted.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Oh, no. I was really surprised. My Hummer is the same way. You can't put it in a drive unless you have your seatbelt on, but you can turn it off. Okay. Wait, but I did that's crazy. I just moved your homer the other day. Because I turned it off because that's stupid.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Gotcha, got you got you. I typically put my seatbelt on, but it's typically like a, back up, you turn, like you make your back out of the space, and then you start driving across the driveway, and then I buckle up. Click it or ticket, buddy. It was about 15 years ago when the dingers first came out. Maybe they've been on it longer than that,
Starting point is 00:27:01 but my grandpa just had a buckle that he would shove in the thing so it wouldn't. One way to get it to turn off. And then because. That makes a lot of sense. I was wondering where you got this Cheeto inspector attitude from, but it seems like it was maybe passed down generation to generation. Yeah, pretty much all this safety stuff, ABS, Traction Control, probably even airbags. Pissing your family off for generations.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yeah, you would just say, you know, it's just designed by a bunch of overeducated idiots, and it's unnecessary. Yeah, do Traction Control does get Avalu fired up. Oh, I hate it. Especially on these bikes. We get all these nice bikes. Yeah. You almost crash because... Because of traction control.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Yeah, I swear, I come in hot into the driveway. I lock up the brakes and I just keep going 40 miles an hour at the dumpster. It's like, how is this safe for anybody? I agree with the bikes, yeah. is absolutely bizarre. Like the fact that they put traction control or ABS too. ABS on a motorcycle,
Starting point is 00:27:54 because then it doesn't let you stop. It's supposed to help people that are dumb like me and Ken. Sorry, Ken. That would lock up like the front brake and then you go, but don't put that on an R6. I feel like maybe on the beginner bike. Yeah, I was surprised by that.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I'd never seen it until that. So you could mash the brake as hard as you want. Yeah, you can change the settings. Like you can like the, the, how much it will let you. But yeah, you can turn it all the way off, though, so you can still slide it.
Starting point is 00:28:21 The one thing I do got to say about seatbelts is our old RS1 used to make you buckle the seatbelt before you would drive it. And I was driving at home from, or I was actually driving to the shop from my house. And I had like this dresser in the passenger seat. And I was like just going to slowly drive home. R.S1 passenger seat, brother. Oh, yeah, it wants to have been an old.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Oh, that's why. I had on top of me. Yeah, I had it on top of me. And so I was like, it was hard to buckle up, but I wasn't going to drive five miles an hour the all way home. Couldn't you just buckle it behind your back? I had it like buckled. I could have done that, but I buckled it like around my waist. And I didn't even have the full things or the harnesses over the top.
Starting point is 00:29:00 And a deer ran out in front of me and I locked up the brakes and the brake bias was messed up. And I rolled it at like 25 miles an hour into a tree. If I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, dude, I would like on the tree. You got to find that picture. It was like stuck in the tree. Yeah. That was crazy. And if I hadn't been wearing my seatbelt, probably.
Starting point is 00:29:16 It would have been no point out. Yeah, it would have been bad for sure. Yeah. So there is, there is good things about that. They're like razors don't let you move without seatbelts. And then that one time when Blake got thrown out of ours, he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, was he? No. That one is, that one is insane.
Starting point is 00:29:31 That one was just, that was just luck. There's like, or God, whatever. Somebody watching out for him on that one. Yeah, and us too because, foof. All right. Moving on into is it Cheeto? The Kardashians. Uh, Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:29:45 All right. Do you still think the Kardashians are Cheeto? Oh, Ray J. Run the clip. I better investigate once again. But quality of the video, Cheeto. Okay, okay. Being on time.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Not Cheeto. Wait. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. I had to read the sign. Yeah, no, be on time. That's a good idea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I do appreciate that about you. You're typically punctual. Yeah, Cheeto if you don't. All right. And then the one that has quite possibly been the biggest up for debate, Cheeto or not thing wearing your helmet. Man, this is such a controversy. I just think that sometimes when I'm out doing a few wheelies,
Starting point is 00:30:36 the helmet's unnecessary. But anytime I hit the track or I'm doing anything gnarly, I always wear a helmet. But if I'm just chilling, you know, just doing wheelies down the highway. At 50 mile an hour. Just chilling. Ah, it just feels better. Like, uh, not wearing a condom.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Same thing. It doesn't feel as good. You are just, uh, the open air just blowing through your hair and everything's loud. And it just feels so much better protection. So, uh, what happens if you eat shit? Uh, That just goes along with, like, how good it feels that you could get jammed up, kind of. What's more Cheeto, though?
Starting point is 00:31:21 Being paralyzed? Wearing a helmet and doing these videos for as long as you want for forever. You could be doing these in your 80s. Mm-hmm. No. Yeah. You could. Or, for the next three months until you inevitably have some kind of problem.
Starting point is 00:31:41 inevitable three months it could happen it could happen and then you get jammed up you hit your head you fucked like who knows what could happen you're all dumb you don't know how pronounce phanta on the concrete at 50 miles per hour i mean at least i only like and then you never make another wheelie clip again the way she goes i guess that just does not sound worth it can't explain it man your core dude it just it just fucking feels good bike is so much louder you're not helmet and you win yeah i'm not saying do it all the time but every once in while you just throw it throw it up oh man it feels good and you can't beat that feeling you're talking about feeling too and i've had a few like i'll show you the clip back and you're like dude i should not have been
Starting point is 00:32:24 wearing my helmet in that clip it'll look way cooler i can't really agree but like i see it i think it's tough because sometimes when i'm riding like hitters or taking a bike for a spin i'll rock no helmet and then if like a video gets taken it's like damn you're on the no helmet train too and i was like no i'm actually only doing it when it's just actually chilling evan just so happens to be chilling when he's doing 50 in a wheelie on the highway and i try not to get too crazy usually it's pretty more like low key stuff without a helmet usually i mean it's not like i'm hopping on the high busa and flying around with no helmet like i know that i need to wear a helmet most of the time so i'm pretty sure i have a video of you on the high booze yeah yeah yeah yeah we
Starting point is 00:33:07 chill what about what about like reading the comments on your on your last instagram video like every last person that of them are saying like wear a helmet every last person that wrote a helmet comment can't wheelie for shit so i don't care that is probably true and i at least you're trying to get you to do the right thing learn now to find the rear break then tell me what to do man it just it just doesn't see more with it and i i hate like even i I feel like now that we push you to even wear a helmet, you want to rebel against the wearing the helmet. You guys are probably making it worse.
Starting point is 00:33:45 That's what I mean. I'm probably never going to wear a helmet again after today. If you tell him to do something, it'll just do the opposite. Yeah, you should have tried reverse psychology. Tell me how cool I looked without one. Well, we didn't know you were going to act like an angsty teen. That's the best way to put it. I mean, we're going to tell you to wear a helmet for the rest of the careers.
Starting point is 00:34:07 And I'll wear it 90% of the time. Stress me out. What are we going to do with you, boy? Just keep feeding me teas. You have no trouble doing on yourself. Okay, well, I think that was a good round of is it Cheeto or not? I think we really got to know you a little bit more. Dude, I've seen some, yeah, again, a lot of people love the whole like the Cheeto thing.
Starting point is 00:34:32 You kind of brought that. You said you got that maybe from a buddy back home. That's a great term. And then you get a couple people. Dude, I saw some brutal comments that even piss me off. They're like, one of them was so, like, bad. It was just like, what the fuck do we care what this dwarf thinks? He looks like he dresses from the 90s.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Like, he doesn't know anything about anything. Dude, it was. Yeah. Was it a comment or was it you? Where did you read this literature? Mike, he's like, well, I just haven't drafted in my notes. Yeah. No, no. He's got like a hate book
Starting point is 00:35:09 That I write Stupid dwarf No no I was going through We have a YouTube channel So people comment on that And some of them were brutal I didn't say that
Starting point is 00:35:18 I didn't say that Repeated what someone else said But it was brutal The only thing He's holding the knife He's gonna stab That commenter probably can't Wheley for shit neither
Starting point is 00:35:32 I'd have to agree Get out wheelie by a dwarf He was the one that should be embarrassed It all just boils down to whether you can wheelie or not. Yeah. He's like talking about the truck. Yeah. Kenny Wheely? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:45 That salesman, he didn't know shit. He probably didn't even know how to wheelie. I honestly, I pretty much knew what your answer was to every single one of those. I have a pretty good idea as to what you will think is Cheeto. Yeah, pretty predictable. I think you expected me to say the Ford was Cheeto, which, like I said, I just loved the comments. It's just like my favorite truck. Ford's cool.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Nina Cummins. Yeah, I mean, we kind of knew the answer to all of them, except for the street bike. I knew you were going to bring that up. Oh, I knew you would not like that one. No, but he said not Cheeto. Yeah, you know, he was, oh, he said not Cheeto. I think you were being sarcastic when you said that.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Like, you were referring to that picture as Cheeto. You're referring to that specific picture as Cheeto. I think he said it was not Cheeto. But he was like laughing. It was like a sarcastic. Yeah, I never really got a good feel for that one. Well, I don't know. Did he have some sort of protective cages around it?
Starting point is 00:36:42 That would be pretty Cheeto. I think the only way to off-road a street bike is... Destroy one every time you are. That's the only way Evan does it. Speaking of which, we got a chopper. It was not a Harley-Davidson, but it's like a chopper motorcycle being delivered today. And that's next on the chopping block for... off-road vehicles.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Oh, Lord. This might be a new hardest to ride two-wheeled bike off-road. Like the high abyss at this point, I think, was the hardest just because it was so heavy. Yeah. Conditions were awful. But like our, what was it, a sportsster? That one lacked clearance and didn't do great. And this chopper's lacking more clearance.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. No, the chopper is definitely, like, the least capable for damn near being on the road. Pretty much everything. Like, it's got to be heavy. Yeah. That's a huge motor. This is Ben proposing in the group chat And then he's like
Starting point is 00:37:39 Yo like off road the chopper And then Evan goes I mean yeah Not much clearance at all Would imagine it's heavy as fuck Not the easiest to bounce In all reality Probably a horrible idea
Starting point is 00:37:48 But fuck yeah Sign me up That's a type of attitude That's what's up right there Ev No that's gonna be fun Dude so Slim Slim's here
Starting point is 00:37:58 Our buddy Evan's buddy from back home He brought his What Harley is that Superglide Superglide with the tallest handlebars ever. And I've sat on bikes with tall handlebars before. And I didn't necessarily think they were Cheeto, but I was like,
Starting point is 00:38:11 how do people ride this? And then I rode it down the driveway, and it just feels like America. Really? Yes, like, I literally wrote it 100 yards, and I'm, like, sold. Can you get one? Yeah. Did you buy this one from us? The one you have?
Starting point is 00:38:30 Isn't that a family? No, we just bought it. Really? Yeah. It's company. hell yeah you can buy it after us yeah dude it's gonna have a side car on the side of it yeah it's gonna be tainted no it really you and evan you and evan could take it to zorbs yes oh my god all summer the the handlebars are seriously two and a half feet
Starting point is 00:38:48 mike in the side i have i have to stand on the seat yeah yeah that's that's how we would end up it would start out with ev in the side car and mike driving and real quick ev would be like let me hop on you don't know how to find the limiter They're viewing it with the sidecar. Dude, that's another funny thing is Evan really gets riled up when people can't find the limiter. It's funny and awesome and fun. You're like, let me find it, man.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Like the rev limiter? Yeah, I just want to see what it can do. There's no, what good is short shift in it? It doesn't impress nobody. Right. Let's just wring it out. See what it's got. Yeah, you've gotten really good at that, too.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And the thing is, there's a lot of vehicles that some people think are underpower. but get them in the limiter you might be surprised at the power they can put down all the power is right on the chip i don't know if it's normally how that works yeah most people don't unlock it but there's a little extra power up there you're good at finding that oh yeah mike you didn't know that no i did i thought slim just brought it up for fun he like pulled up with it and i'm like dude this is sweet and you're like yeah i've had it forever i'm like awesome i love it Thanks for let me ride it, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:02 We've had it since the early 80s. That's crazy. You've literally owned it for 40 years. You know who you're selling it too? Like I told CJ, what's the best part about it? I don't have to do a deep fuck card on the marketplace. Just in person. Just in person.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Just got to go spend the day with them. I guess before we completely move on from Cheeto or not, what about the Apple sticker that comes with like your iPod or iPhone and then putting it on the back of your car. Cheeto. Everyone thinks that's Cheeto. I'd say that's Cheeto. That's literally a lifetime supply of Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Yeah. There's got to be a picture of Ken's in Prezza somewhere. Right. Apple sticker on it. Putting that apple sticker on literally anything is Cheeto. Like, what were they thinking? But I only, I think you're only, you're only truly hard if you look at the stickers when you get the phone and you throw
Starting point is 00:40:54 them away. I thought you were going into a Bluetooth promo. Yeah, same. It's like, my, of course. Of course, like, my ass just horded them. I had a couple sheets of them. Yeah. It's, like, sick.
Starting point is 00:41:03 I'm going to, like, use these for something. Do they still send out stickers? Yeah, I don't think so. I don't know. I doubt it. They don't even set a frigging charger block anymore. Dude, right? Dude, what is up with that?
Starting point is 00:41:14 It's like, tough, man. Why don't they do that? We're paying it more and we're getting less. Like, what's up with the no charger block? You can afford the phone? You can put it in a smaller box so they can ship more together. Really? So they're just literally penying and fraction of pennying us.
Starting point is 00:41:29 Not even nickel and dime anymore, dude. There's taking everything away. Like a hundredths of a penny, probably. They can't just figure out how to stack them better? No, okay. They're making a smaller block. Realistically. How many of the blocks do you have just laying around?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Well, I wasn't too worried about it until I got a new phone. And it's a USBC. And like, every time I get a new phone, it's got a new charging system. Oh, it wasn't even my phone. It was my AirPods. And I didn't have anything to plug it into. I was like, how is this what I do now? And now it uses the same charger as your laptop.
Starting point is 00:41:58 No, it doesn't. No, it does. No, it doesn't. He's got a real laptop, okay? Magnetic. But you can still charge it over USBC. Evan, what do you think of laptops? I've never seen this motherfucker use a computer by the time.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I know, I'd be curious. I've never seen him use a computer. I want to see if he'd do it like this. The last time he used a computer. You really don't know how to type? Was for the IQ test. Yeah, that was the last time. It was like, seeing footage of you, like, on a computer was, like, so foreign to me.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Dude, a handful of times have I had to run a computer. since like literally high school wow never owned a laptop running a computer never had my own computer literally just uh ipones all you need i guess interesting yeah i remember we sent you up an email account for like the company we all have at c boy cv emails oh does he have an email no we took we took it we took it we took it just kind of made it and i didn't know what the password was and i probably could ask him i don't really know i would love to see what evan would be running through that email. Freaking the online rewards points at the vape store or something like that.
Starting point is 00:43:03 Hey, now that is a lucrative point system. Yeah, so what's up with that? You were kind of saying something about that? Yeah, so I'm still not completely sure on the details. All I know is I've been running my points for about a year at the vape at the vape store. I don't really know. So they have like a point system. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Where you like check in and you swipe a card? Yeah, I swipe my little dealer or whatever. And I don't know. I'll see a little thing on the screen like, say, save 15% or something and not, nah, save it, save it. I've been doing that for a year and the other day, the lady's like, do you want to use your points? Like, nope, she goes, yeah, you never do.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Are you saving up for the trip to Vegas? Whoa. And, you know, I kind of like awkward laugh. Like, ha ha, yeah, saving them up for Vegas. Whatever. And then we look at it or I don't know. It was just like awkward. She's like, no, like, you're only like 15.
Starting point is 00:43:58 hundred points away from a trip to Vegas. What? From like a confirmed? Well, sweepstakes. What do you mean? Yeah. A trip to Vegas.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You know, like there's like an entry. Like you can spend five points to get an entry and. No, no, no. No. A trip. A flight and a hotel in Vegas. I need like 5,000 points and I'm sitting on like 3,500. Wait. So you're telling me that if you spend $5,000, I'd imagine one point is $1.
Starting point is 00:44:27 I mean, I'm kind of thinking. in that, but I'm not, I can't confirm. They give you a $3,500 in vapes and it hasn't even been a year yet. Like Ryan said about his car insurance, don't do the math. So, I think that's one of you want to do. No, but that does add up. That's about what I thought, like $75 a week, more or less than go for a year. It's about $3,500, I think.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Bro, that's insane. No. It's not that bad. That's a lot of money that just be blown around. With $75 times 4, $150, $300, $300, $300, $300,000 is $3, $3,000. Yeah, $3, $3,000. It's actually pretty good math, nice math. It was good.
Starting point is 00:45:01 I mean, I've done it a lot of times. It wasn't the first time I added those numbers. Just saying, if you cut vaping, I wouldn't be able to go to Vegas then. You could have five racks. This is not the time to quit. You could have five racks to go gamble in Vegas. Going to Vegas is cheap, bro. It's like the cheapest place to go.
Starting point is 00:45:18 It's being there that's expensive. Yeah. And sometimes you need an excuse to go. And if I'm like, oh, I got to burn up this free trip, you know. You know, that's so interesting that they would do a, free trip to Vegas knowing that like you know most people that are addicted to nicotine also have other vices that they need to scratch dude i don't think anyone's ever like let their points go that long i think they get all excited over there 50% off and they just burn it right away or it just takes them
Starting point is 00:45:44 years and years to get to that amount of points but you're just climbing the ranks they might have to change the the uh points as i'm like okay this is way too attainable this guy's gone four times now It's like the Pepsi wears my jet thing. They go like, there's no way anyone's ever going to buy enough vapes to win a trip to Vegas. I even does it in 13 months. I literally thought she was kidding to the point, like I asked her like three times. She goes, no, scan your card again. And it shows you the available rewards and like scrolls all the way over.
Starting point is 00:46:16 And the only reward I don't have highlighted is the trip to Vegas. It's like I've unlocked everything else. Oh my God. You're like a king when you walk in there. Hasn't even touched a point. You know what's crazier, though? The little one is back. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:46:35 The dwarf from the 90s. Come on. You buy vapes at other places than just that store, though. Yeah, not anymore. Yeah, I'm going to say, it's good customer retention right there. I might start buying other things. Just. Like what?
Starting point is 00:46:54 What else? I think they have some fake jewelry in there. I don't know. There you go. Anything just to run the points up, yeah. Yeah, I wonder how many trips to Vegas that they've actually had to give out. When you hit 5,000 points and they do that, I bet they're going to be like, you know what? He's addicted.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Like, we don't have to put a trip. He's going to buy him either way. Yeah, I guarantee nobody in the marketing meeting was like, hey, do we really need to do this? Do we need to keep coming back? I had been going there for over a year before I even started taking care of my points. I never did it. I'd just go buy them just for fun. Can you imagine you'd pee in the mecanose with a house by now?
Starting point is 00:47:36 Well, yeah, with the money I would have won in Vegas on the first trip, yes, I might not be here right now. Oh, my God. We need to keep Evan away. Your job security to keep them around. We can't keep them out of the babe store. We'll send Ken in once a week. The mecanose. I won't go.
Starting point is 00:47:51 You can't ride dirt bike down there. Ken, have you been? Do you got to have some points stored up somewhere? No. I'm not, I don't, I am nowhere near as much as Evan. This guy doesn't need any extra excuses for Vegas. He's got a whole list of them. I'm trying to find some.
Starting point is 00:48:07 You would think Ken would be getting all the rewards. That's what I'm saying. You're typically a rewards maximizer. Finds on what it's, what brings value to me. Yeah, yeah, Ken's got a platinum card from the vape store. Platinum vapist. That would be, it doesn't feel that far. He's a certified.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Vap is. Hit you with, have you applied for our credit card yet? You're like, for the vape sore? Damn. Ed's first credit card. That is a good,
Starting point is 00:48:34 a good thing that Ken has taught all of us, though. There's rewards for everything. Ken maximizes the shit out of them. He's got free trips everywhere. He's got points coming back. Ken's the king of that. Yeah, you are good at that, Ken.
Starting point is 00:48:46 You are really good at that. I watched Tommy G. McGee. Is it just Tommy G. Is it just Tommy G. Just Tommy G's video Where he went and he hung out with like New York swim team But it's not swimming
Starting point is 00:48:58 It's where they like drive erratically through traffic Right and they call it swimming up traffic And there's one of the guys that's called squeeze bends It's like one of the most famous ones And so neon a streamer apparently went And like rode with them right Because Tommy wouldn't get in the car with the guy He's like we're not doing this well briefly
Starting point is 00:49:17 And was like we're not really He starts hollering right away Yeah, so Neon goes and does this for a stream. And I don't really follow streaming too much, but apparently they crashed during the stream. No kidding. Yeah, like it's obviously all on live footage, so there's no editing out.
Starting point is 00:49:38 So this happened since the Tommy G thing. Yeah. In front of 100,000 people. But, dude, neon was tweaking. Holy. Just wait. They're bobbing and wee. Even in a Eurus like this?
Starting point is 00:49:54 Oh, my. That wasn't bad. They just got hardly jammed up. Now they really got to kick it in gear. Yeah, they're in a Euris. And he actually, Neon wasn't talking as much in this one as I had remembered. But he's terrified. The car behind is the one that hits him because normally,
Starting point is 00:50:14 squeeze bands is like the guy. And everyone's like, you can't fall through anything because he will always take the tightest cuts or whatever. And so the person behind him was expecting him to go through this gap. But apparently the story goes that Neon had been yelling at squeeze so much that he was off his game. And so he stopped when there was a gap that he could have went through. And the car rear ended him. And the car behind him gets fucked up. Like the airbags go off.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Like the front end explodes. Like it was not drivable. Yeah, it was his buddies. So you get caught? A sports car. Or they flee. I mean, they ran by the looks of it. Can we finish that?
Starting point is 00:50:48 What's he do? Laying the passenger. Here's exactly what I would do. That does sound like you're yelling at me and threw me off my game. Dude, are you got a grown man screaming like a little girl like that? Dude, he's terrified. Yeah, I mean, honestly, that was real? That's like kind of heart, like, you're just like, dude.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Yeah. How the fuck they able to post that on TikTok by Evan can't post a wheelie on a fucking dirt bike? Yeah, that don't make sense. He did get banned on a kick for one day for that, apparently. Dude, Neon did. Did Neon not realize what he was getting into? Like, who to fuck set that up? That's what Aiden was saying.
Starting point is 00:51:31 He's like, dude, obviously he knew what the fuck he was going to do. Like, he went to go do it to make a good stream. Not because he was, like, surprised he randomly got in a Lambo with a guy wearing a helmet. Oh, he wears a helmet so you can't see his face. And he doesn't talk. Squeeze bends won't talk. He don't wear a helmet. He wore it in that one because of filming because it's live.
Starting point is 00:51:50 and he didn't talk during the stream because they didn't want, like, the voice. He didn't wear a helmet. I'm just saying in Tommy G's video, he wasn't wearing a helmet. I'll see if I can find the crash. Dude, I'm definitely not riding passenger if the driver's wearing a helmet.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Just going to the store. What the fuck? Yeah, that shit is not cool. The bobbing and weaving traffic, you're going to hurt someone innocent. Yeah, it truly is inevitable. It's one thing to go drive reckless on a track, fucking hit a wall,
Starting point is 00:52:20 at 200 i don't care that's that's your choice but doing the driving down on interstate and someone's coming home from school with their kids and you're fucking weaving at 200 mile an hour have you guys seen the the tic-toks of the guy that's like rapping or singing along but he's riding the motorcycle yeah globe yeah and he's literally one-handed like mobbing through at least on a bike though most of those scenarios the worst case the bike is going to like rear end a car and the dude on the bike's going to be screwed, but, like, I feel like, yeah, there's a lot less other people involved in the bike one,
Starting point is 00:52:54 so I feel a little better about those, but the car ones, I don't like that involving innocent bystanders in your shenanigans. So here's the crash from two angles again. Oh. That was a weak hit, though. Oh, like, it's a pretty nasty head.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Dude, my question is, how don't they rear end on their car? cars more fucking hell he looks like the stick like none of those guys in the back are buckled up they look like they're tweaking they're insane for that freaking crazy though so those cars they don't even own they rent them that's what i don't know if he rents for sure but i know a lot of does that guy have a uris i mean yeah no he said he's leet i think he's leasing that one dude you know who's uh not leasing their cars the kea boys yeah they steal them Andrew Callahan, Channel 5 News, just released, like, very similar to Tommy G.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Just released, like, an hour-long documentary. It's good, considering we kind of into the Kia Boys, we talk about them. One thing that blew my mind, it was like, yeah, it was interesting getting in the heads of the fucking Kia Boys. But they sell them for $50 to $100. No, dude, the Kia Boys are kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it makes sense. He's like, well, we're not, like, selling the vehicles, like, to people that actually want vehicles to, like, daily drive.
Starting point is 00:54:18 He's like, we basically, like, on the weekends, we'll go steal Kia's and then we'll just sell them for $50 to $100 to other people who just want a joyride for like a couple hours. And then they did show them, yeah. But it's also like, I literally 15 year old kids. Yeah. Like 15, six. A lot of these Kia boys are like super young. Dude, anybody just got boys in their name. It's just they're up to know.
Starting point is 00:54:39 I know, man. We got the Falk, the C boys, the Kia boys. Dude, the Nelk boys. Watch out for the boosted boys. We got the boosted boys. We got the Montana boys I just heard about They're like Tick-Tocin and shit Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:54:52 People were asking me if we had beef with them I was like I don't think so No I'd have to know who they were Not not sure They're dancing and they were like Why would we have beef with them And they're like because they have boys in their name
Starting point is 00:55:04 I was like oh yeah no we don't have that That trade marks Yeah no we do have beef with the back street fellas The back street boys That's right The back street fellas Oh that's right We can't talk about them named
Starting point is 00:55:15 Yeah The C fellows I might maybe that would be what we do. I just got a DM from a distant friend kind of just out of the blue that was like genuine question. When are you guys like changing your name to see men? But like obviously it was still a joke.
Starting point is 00:55:29 And I just fired back. I was like, I don't know. I don't know. When Ben, when Ben turns 30. Oh, that's too soon. No.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Too soon. You said that? Yeah. That's five years from now. I mean, it's not set in stone. You should have gave him like a specific date. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Like this day. We kind of did when Ben turns 30. That is a specific day. birthday i don't know i think that's too soon we told the muscle it was like a certain day oh okay no we just said we need to do that oh yeah mike you said something that made me think of this but uh the other day we announced the winner for our truck giveaway so we like go through this company that basically just manages the sweepstakes for us you know like picks the the winner so it's like we're like completely hands off with it and it's legal and uh completely and it's fair too
Starting point is 00:56:16 That's the biggest thing. It's like actually a sweepstakes company. It's always been legal, but yes, they make sure everything is buttoned and pressed and perfect. And we've done that for a long time now. But anyway, so they are the ones to run it. So we told the guy, we were like, you know, the contact at the company where he said, hey, this is like the biggest giveaway we've ever done. We want to be the ones to contact the winner first.
Starting point is 00:56:39 So like, hey, you won this truck, hearing it from us first, and I get the genuine reaction. action so we like told the guy the guy didn't listen and he reached out to the winner emailed the winner emailed the winner saying hey I'm so-and-so from this sweepstakes company uh congratulations you're the winner of the C-Boys truck and the winner DMs us on C-boys saying like hey I just got this email from this person like is this real but I didn't see that to like the next day but he also emailed us like our email and Mike saw it
Starting point is 00:57:19 and Mike responds nope doesn't sound a real sorry man I'm pretty sure that's a scam and then because we get a lot of those recognize the guy's name right he said so and so just called me from
Starting point is 00:57:34 so and so and said I won the truck is that legit I'm like nah man thanks for reaching out definitely not legit have a good one he had to been so When we FaceTime on the roller coaster, dude. Keep in mind, I sent that email like a couple hours before we called him. Like, just unknowing.
Starting point is 00:57:52 We'll just get, like, comments. So just watch out for it. I know he said this before, but just people like, C-Boys, like not the real channel, we'll just go into our comments and just being like, yo, you won. Hit me up on WhatsApp. It's like C-BoysTV. It's a lot of times or something like that. But I feel like most people that are listening that would be able to understand that you're not the winner
Starting point is 00:58:13 if it's coming from like some random C-Boys TV knock-off website. But like it happens a lot. And that's like the unfortunate part with, you know, there's just scam artists out there. And I haven't heard of anybody like falling for it or like giving any information like that. But like I know it's common. And like it happens. So like if you do get reached out to by anyone besides for this one guy. Yeah, that's not us.
Starting point is 00:58:42 But besides that. Very likely in the future, the way that you will find out if you're winning is you are looking at our face when we say it. Yeah. Yeah. With the power of AI. So we called that guy later, like a couple hours after Mike sent that email. And he was like, no way, I won? He was like, wait.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah, I did win. And we were like, yeah, you won, of course. You didn't really make any sense to us at the time. But, yeah, we like later, I was like put it together later. Yeah, dude, the guy said he, like, emailed us and then somebody said that he didn't win. And Mike was like, oh. Oh, that was me. Yeah, I felt bad because they just threw him for, like,
Starting point is 00:59:18 that's the last thing you want to hear. Is that, like, a lot of people get their hopes up, but he got his hopes up, and it was real. And then Mike throws him for a loop. Yeah, and I just said it wasn't legit. What a roller coaster, dude. That's why I'm glad that the call was a couple hours later. Like, he didn't have to, like, oh, man.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Yeah, wait for, like, a couple days. He goes, trust me, it was built, it just built up the hype. I got an email late. In the morning from the promotions company, I disregarded it, thinking there's no way it was legit. Five minutes later, I gave the phone call from Adam, who was our rep at the company. He goes, I asked him, how do I know it's legit and whatnot?
Starting point is 00:59:54 Needless to say, I spent the rest of the day going over the rules on your site, trying to figure out if it was the real deal or not. And then I sent this email and then found out it wasn't. What a roller coaster. Oh, my gosh, dude. Poor guy. That gets the FaceTime. That's the biggest giveaway we've ever done
Starting point is 01:00:13 And it was it was crazy It was cool Shout out to it was done so far Yeah yeah I mean it's only getting bigger from here But it was like dang and also yeah I was pretty tied to the Cummins too Cummins is sweet Swick
Starting point is 01:00:27 Sweat That's a non-cheater way to say sweet Sweat It was sweet It was sweet Send us on out somebody Take this away Ken Ken
Starting point is 01:00:41 Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken. You gotta say something to that. Thanks for, thanks for listening to Life White Open podcast. Don't forget to like and subscribe. There you go. And smash the like button like he's smashing the dog. I knew he would throw it. I knew he'd throw it.
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