Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Cj Got engaged! ER Trip on the 4th of July, Gavin vs Dalton Beef?

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

In todays episode the boys announce the most recent engagement in the Cboys group, we then recap our 4th of July weekend, trips to the ER, and (to no ones surprise) how Evan made it chaotic. AI is coming for RYANs job, and A crazy video concept we want to try. Plus we talk about the forming beef between Dalton & Gavin. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book your appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That's how it's done, boys. Smurfs, now playing. Soundtrack out now. There's a rumor floating around. Yeah, you're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us. Dalton and Spenny are naked on their dirt bikes. Or privilege to operate a motor vehicle is hereby revoked.

He doesn't like Dalton. Yeah, he just said he hates Dalton. Yeah, he does not like that. He said a lot of bad words about him. Boy, did she give Gavin a piece of her mind. I'm engaged, guys. Oh, yeah. They need to bring back audio shoes

I would 100% wear audios if they came back But they went out of business Or they got bought out A geo? Audio? Audio shoes They were like skate shoes Maybe we could buy it

It's gone Mike, you can't just buy companies Well you could Slednecks went out of business And they were for sale Did you consider? Yeah How much do you think slednecks was worth

They were selling for one million dollars How is it? I think it was worth Probably less than a million but yeah it's definitely worth less than a million but they sold for a million bucks they didn't sell did they i think to be bought them yeah i thought oh that's yeah yeah yeah but then they just decided to do nothing with the brand what were they worried about them taking their like becoming competition yet they might start making monosuits they just buy like the IP rights for the films or what

they got an instagram with 100k last posted 2009 2024 like i think instead of buying things maybe you should stop being so cheap there's a rumor floating around yeah you're spending all your money and now you're going cheap on us it's not right mike i could agree with that statement potentially rumor has it that you're not having an open bar at your wedding for me to do an open bar like full open bar through spankies like i saw their prices like why are we doing like eight bucks for a vodka drink you know like so they charge you full retail yeah i'm like yeah yeah and i was like What's, where's the happy medium? Like, came.

So how much was that getting cost? Thousands and thousands. Well, obviously thousands, but like more than 5,000? I don't know. I, I hit up two turn Tony, so they'll be like unlimited two turn tonies. Oh, let's go. We're good then. To me, that's like.

How do they feel about that? How do who? The people catering. That's what I thought was funny. So I was like, how does that work? And then they're just like, oh, yeah, whatever you bring is free game. Oh, sick. So I could just show up with a bunch of crown bottles and Grey Goose bottle, you know, like, you

Yeah, you just need some bartenders. I would just do that thing. Yeah. You could literally go to the liquor store and just buy a couple of cases of crown. I can help you booze shop if you'd like. The weddings that I've been to where there's just a counter full of like ice and booze, that's my preferred. Like if you can make your own drink as stiff or is not as stiff and you're never like,

who do I tip here or how much do I tip since the drinks are free or whatever, but yeah, I got like unlimited Tonys. That's actually wet. And I might have a lead on, I'm going to throw back and bring some Doc X. That would be pretty legendary. It expired? It's got to be. They quit making that shit like five years ago.

Are you sure? That's not a true statement. I'm pretty sure they still sell it. I still see Instagram post. It's just a Wisconsin drink like it always has been. Really? Yeah. Oh. So Mike's wedding is sponsored by Doc X.

Sydney and I's favorite. He's walking down on the big X on her dress. Sydney and I's favorite pop is Dr. Pepper. So then I was just like talking to Doc Buddy Zach. And I was like, could I have some for the way? wedding and he's like yeah that's pretty late when i heard you weren't doing an open bar at first it gave the like gut reaction like oh that's weird mike's cheaping out but then i thought about it neither of you guys drink so i'm like okay like it's one thing if like you were gonna partake in

the open bar but the open bar was literally just for the guess i think it's a shame i just kind of was like in a weird position i was like so for me to do an open bar it would be like you know let's say five plus thousand dollars or if i didn't have the tonies it'd be a way different story i'd Maybe I still could get some kegs. I love having like- You wouldn't pay $5 grand for a guest to have an open bar? I mean, if it was $5,000. Maybe.

Dude, I am just absolutely shelling money out. Oh, yeah, it's a wedding. Yeah, I've been watching you the last pretty much five, six years. Just shelling. You're glad you bought those cars a couple months ago, huh? Yes, I guess. It is a good thing you bought them because it probably would have never happen. Are all the parts bought for the Subaru?

Yeah, for the most part. Yeah, I got one big ECU purchase I got to do here. I mean, the two-turned, that's a really good save. And that's shout out to them, dude. They were like, yeah, we got you. That's coming in clutch. But, I mean, I got to say, at my wedding, there will definitely be an open bar.

Speaking of, congratulations. Let's go. Yep, I'm engaged, guys. I got engaged on about five days ago. Five days of engagement. How is it? Is it different? You know, I was a big advocate that it wouldn't be different because Alex and I had been dating for six years.

but I will say it actually is different now. It does change things. It does change things. It does feel different. Really? I was a big advocate that it wouldn't feel different. I was like, I mean, nothing's changing. We still live together.

We still all these things. But it does feel different. You look at things differently now that you're like... You do, but I'd say I just feel like a little bit more connected. Yeah, congrats. Yeah, it was pretty exciting. And you pulled it off? Yeah.

Dalton was hidden in a gilly suit as usual. Dalton, the freaking warrior. soldier whatever you want to call him it was hot out too wasn't it yeah i was sweating dalton was really sweating so you got him in the gilly suit yeah he was gillied up he was in the woods the neighbor sent me a picture so funny of him like gillied up like hey you know but there's so much weird stuff that goes on over there it's not that far-fetched you know so he's just used to it they're probably like oh damn dude cj's really popular now he's got paparazzi yeah sitting there but uh yeah he sent me a picture of dalton posted up we'll pop it up on the screen but

But, yeah, it went good. So I had this plan. It was initially I was going to get a dog. I had this dog all set up. And it was going to be delivered from Florida. It was like an English bulldog. And she, we've always won an English bulldog. I was going to get this dog.

He was going to probably poop in the yard. And then I was going to do it there. And Dalton would have been there filming. He was going to have the dog eat the ring. I don't know. Poop in the yard. Have Alex sipped through a poop. And like, we were going to film it and stuff.

How did the poop? Well, I just figured it would be like I would get her out in the yard. because or I just he doesn't need to poop but I'd be oh my god look at this poop out you better double check you know now that you say it's probably good you didn't go that runny like do you think he's getting like eat something weird I don't know nothing says love like sifting through your dog shit yeah well it wouldn't be poop it just be me of it no you should have the dog eat the ring and then you could have gotten it out of the savage yeah so basically end up pulling out on that just because a dog is so much work and I don't know who would have taken care of it because

I'm always gone and she works. I think you made the right decision. I know. It was smart. It is bummer because I was a sick dog. But anyway, so then I pulled an audible and, you know, I was a little bit more freed up because I wasn't tied up to having to do it with this dog and making a video segment out of it too, which she actually said after I pulled out on the dog.

She's like, just don't like film it for a video. And I was like, okay. Yeah, I would never. So anyway, she was getting after me because there was like some sticks and stuff in the yard. And she was like, hey, you should pick those out. you should pick those up there's like some weeds growing like pluck those weeds you know and then uh i just kept putting it off like for three days which is unlike me and then uh till that thursday when i was planning on doing it so i had dalton all stanced up in the woods i wouldn't pick up the uh sticks

and the weeds and i like dropped my keys and we had it set up where we were going to go out to dinner with her family so i wish she'd get ready so it comes time to like get going she gets all ready for the first time ever she's she's ready like 30 minutes in advance oh man yeah which never really happened sorry Alex but it just never really happens she's like let's go over to my parents we can all ride together I was like oh man my stomach like I'm not oh no so you were the one pooping not the dog so then I just went and sat in the bathroom I didn't even have to shit or anything I just literally just sat there on the toilet like scrolled on my phone for like 20 minutes because I was waiting for Dalton to get there and like get situated

then he was finally situated so then I went out all right let's go get in the truck oh my keys are gone you know I must have dropped him when I was picking up six that was that was a a huge part of your plan was dropping the keys in the yard can't leave without them i just was curious did she just hit you with a let's just take my car no she didn't i was just like i was like really frantic i was like we need to find them i don't want to lose these so then i get in the yard and it's like 92 degrees out and i knew exactly where i had to do it but i'm like kicking around and she's standing on the concrete i'm like hey like come help me look oh yeah we need to go i need two people sifting through this and she's like it's hot i'm going to start sweating and then she's

like dirty too i don't want to get dirty like she's like it just got ready for dinner i'm like just help me out just help me out it suddenly gets over there and then i just hit her with it and it went super smooth did you black out a little bit yeah did you say everything that you wanted to say or did you think so i might have went a little short but i hit most of the points definitely did black out i wasn't really nervous i was just excited flat out the whole day of and leading up to it but then right before it yeah right before it's a little nerve wracking get a little shaky but i was nervous like a few days prior just because i was trying to line up all the details. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not necessarily nervous about what she's going to say.

It's nervous about making it go right. Yeah. And there's so many moving parts of like making sure it goes right. I just wanted to go right. And like her to be genuinely surprised. And she was. She was not expecting it at all, which is exactly what I wanted. Yeah. And, uh, went perfect. And then I just had the sprinter van pick us up, picked up her family, went out to dinner and then went home. It was pretty chill. And then everyone came over for the 4th of July, except my cheap-ass cousin bought a cheap bottle of champagne and he even knew it was wrong he was like right away he's like i'm sorry i got the cheap i don't know why i fuck what was it 895 just got the cheap champagne cheap no dude okay so like what cheap cousin yeah he even said it though right away he's like i'm sorry

bro dead ass champagne intrigues me because it can cost like you know like two i guess it's like wine it all sucks ass but 50 bucks or literally five dollars so whenever we have a big moment like when we hit a million subscribers we got this bottle of DOM. When we got our boat from UMoters, we bought the owner of UMoters and the general manager, a bottle of Dom. Our first milestone in sales, I remember that. Yep, first million dollars, bottle of DOM, right? And then you write on it, like, first million dollars, first million subs. Whatever the moment is in it, like a bottle of Dom is like a $450 bottle of champagne. The champagne tastes the exact same, but it's what the bottle represents, which is just cool,

because then you just put it on the shelf and it's just like a piece of memorabilia, right? Well, I go to the liquor store, right, with like full intentions on buying it. And then I'm standing there with Greta and she doesn't quite think the same way that I do of like, you know, recklessly spending money for a good. Good bit. Yeah, a good bit. And she was like, oh, just get this then. And she got like the $100 bottle of like.

Oh, that's not cheap. Yeah, but it's no dumb. It's not that, right? And I was like, you know, I was, oh, okay, yeah, got that. And then I was in the line. And I literally look at Greta, I go, I'm such a cheap piece of shit. And she's like, what are you talking about? I was like, I'm such a fucking terrible cousin.

I'm buying a $100 bottle of champagne when I should be buying that. And then I was telling her, like, all the occasions, I was like, we bought it for this, we bought it for that. That's what it is. It's not the money. It's just the fact that we've set the president of what it's what we always get. Yeah, yeah. This is what we always get. And then it was like, oh, this one, this time's not worth that.

And then she was like, she was like, I think, I think they'll still appreciate it. And I go, hmm. Man, so you were at the liquor store and you second guessed it. He knew. Yeah. Right when he took it out to me, he was like, I'm sorry. Wow. Yeah, it was bad. Like you didn't turn back in the liquor store because Greta might be upset.

We were running late. It was like a shit ton of people there was a long line. And I was just like, ah, fuck it. I'm a piece of shit. I'm going to just buy, I'm going to cheap out and do this. If anything, the bottles of Dom are the most convenient thing you can buy at the liquor store because it's right behind the counter too. Well, don't worry, guys, because I didn't expect anyone to get it for me.

So I just went and bought one myself. I brought my own champagne too. And then I'd pop that bitch, wasted half of it just by spraying it. And that was that. It was pretty lit. That actually reminds me when I was kind of a part of the, like, after party for Micah's proposal. I went to the store to buy meat for burgers. And somebody said burgers?

burgers and uh i just was an idiot and i was looking at the meat and i was like do i get the lean beef do i get the non lean beef but for burgers you're supposed to get the meat with more fat because it sticks together and it tastes good i got the lean meat and the burgers were dry you ruined the party i remember that yeah do you remember how everyone had a terrible time yeah yeah no but i just i remember biting into it and i go fuck i bought the wrong burgers and then i was like all bummed out of myself for it but he never knew until now it's all good i'm happy ben did that it made it funny it was funny i'll tell you what i won't make that mistake again in the back of my head i thought maybe one of the other boys bought one i was like ah ken maybe bought one showed up ken would you buy

him oh i just gave him a firm handshake can't even walked out the door said hey congratulations guys and he didn't even shake my hand he walked out the door he just set it to the ring doorbell as he destroyed the toilet i got to tell just like little proposal story that i thought was so funny so sidney's friend uh friend of a friend friend friend friend they got engaged and they're like cow farmers and you know there's some interesting engagements out there you say you know some people do in public some people do it totally wrong totally right totally huge totally small but this couple was cow farmers and they were like tagging calf so you know like punch a little hole through the ear tag it and in order to do that you like put a knee

down on the calf and then tag it as he's doing that he pulls the tag up and the tag says will you marry me and then he's like on his knee and the photo is of him on his knee on a calf what the fuck neck and yeah it's actually kind of awesome the tag was a nice touch though yeah so as cow farmers

I bet they love that their family's gonna love that that's funny but for everyone else it's like what's he doing that animal people that don't know yeah I know little if yeah god damn I was gonna say it but then I figured you can't Jim and yeah so Hardy bells, like we talk about in this podcast, if you guys need stitches, you have to go to the doctor.

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and uh we pull up and you know eat breakfast and all this and my mom's side of the family comes over so everyone's there and should let's take a picture so we all go outside and we're on the deck and we're like line up to take this picture and my brother goes what are those and everyone looks down and there's a pair of woman's underwear on the deck women's under like like you know like kind of like not necessarily super lingerie but in between it's a thong not what mike had in his drawer and i'm like what the fuck like where did those come from i'm thinking like i'm even confused i was oh my god picks them up turns out they were in her pant leg from doing laundry but it fell out when she was walking yeah because like laundry was in her pants and then it must have fallen out and then it was

pretty funny or whatever so then we get in the car and she starts telling me this story she goes oh my god just was telling me last week that happened to her at church i go holy shit that happened her walking down at church but yeah i mean so it happens a lot but it was super funny yeah you could drop a dryer sheet out but instead you drop her yeah i mean well they're just like small you know they just gets crumpled up but so you guys kind of celebrated on the fourth it go good yeah you wouldn't know right didn't show up you know those people that actually like celebrating our independence i do with my yeah right yeah right We're proud of our country.

No, that's what we celebrated independence, but we shamefully did not celebrate C.J's engagement. Yeah. I shot Nikki in the neck with a Roman candle. On purpose or accident? No, accident. How do you manage that? Well, I was actually shooting Roman candles at the kids

that were fishing at the end of the dock. So I figured if it went bad enough if they just jump in the lake. So I set the Roman candle on the dock and I was holding it with my foot. It was just kind of shooting at there. feet and i think there were eight shots and i must have thought there were five so i took my foot off it the next shot flipped it 180 degrees and nicky's sitting like five feet away and it just blasts her like bert she has like i don't know what's like a little dress thing that you wear over your swimsuit kind of cover up yeah yeah real thin material so that's all like charred and burnt it like hit her and

went up her neck so she had like all little jesus not like a bad burn but like all kinds of little like sparky Oh, I can't imagine her reaction. Evan, what the fuck? Yeah, she acted like I intentionally did it. It wasn't my fault. Normally, Roman candles only have five shots. Dude, Roman candles are... You didn't know for thinking that you did it on purpose.

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. You were technically... I mean, you were going to hit someone. Yeah, but it was funny. It was like an old Western. I was yelling. I'm going to go, dance, dance. You know, you shoot at their feet and then they jump around.

It was all good fun. Yeah. Dude, fireworks are just a recipe for disaster because us being an example of like doing crazy shit every single week, right, for these videos. It might be in a different form or fashion, but there's usually a lot of risk involved, right? Most people living their average lives aren't doing risky shit on the daily, right? The riskiest shit you're doing is driving to work maybe in your car. So when you get like people that aren't doing a risky stuff and then fireworks, I feel like

it's just a recipe for disaster. Yeah, and you throw on a full day of drinking before, so they're pretty fearless. Like, things are going to go wrong. I always, yeah, I say like the people who aren't safe or shouldn't be allowed fireworks are the same people who shouldn't be allowed to own side by sides. Kind of goes hand in the same, honestly.

You know, there's just people that just shouldn't be in, like, 200 horsepower side by sides. There's like a certain length of watching fireworks where it's like cool. And then after a, a while it's like all right what are we doing here we're standing here for like an hour and a half watching them pop yeah and then when it does like a little bit more and you just hear like oh wow when they're just popping and they're really loud and you feel them in the chest like that

yeah the big ones that's pretty there's something about there's a dopamine release I feel like fireworks are just getting like more and more advanced now you got like fireworks to music and it's all like choreographed right yeah it's like just becoming more and more of a production Yeah, it is crazy. You're kind of just watching a bunch of bombs blow up in the air, like running you. When you're drunk Uncle Timmy, lighting them off, you know, in the driveway. We went through a firework phase. It's probably good that we stopped because, like, all of our videos started getting demonetized by YouTube.

They didn't like fireworks, so we stopped playing with fireworks, kind of. But it was, like, progressively getting crazier and crazier. Because our front tent would have, like, M80s on steroids. You know, like, they were, like, coming in, like, the size of, like, a toilet paper, like, uh, roll, it would come in that packed in it with a fuse that was just long enough for you to run away from it really fast. Hardly. Yeah.

So, like, what do we, we blew up the garbage can in our HOA parking lot. And then we blew the jets gear up, blew the couch up, the couch, the cushion landed on the roof. We found that incredibly satisfying. We left that cushion up there until the wind blew it down, which is awesome. so lucky that jet ski didn't break anything like that thing went so high and there was so much buildings everywhere cars everywhere we just always were like yeah fuck it we'll risk it just roll the dice yeah yeah everything we did was like also in our old shop development that was like an HOA so it was surrounded by like other shops that people owned and so like when things went wrong they were just

landing on on other people's rough stuff this is what I think we should do I say we push the limits And I'm sure this is, one, been done before, obviously in this video, you see it. And two, everyone's had this idea. You get all your mortars, your cakes, your big cakes, whatever you want, more so cakes. And then you just get all your buddies like we have and you light them off all at once. Yep. I said that actually. Dude is so satisfying.

When we were watching the fireworks show, me, Ryan, Randy, I said, what would have, what the most fireworks ever lit off at once was? That was sick A lot went off at once Oh yeah That was like a full-blown Like explosion Gas explosion I want to do

That is lit Do the MAD in the toilet See that is sick It's like Why waste everyone's time Of like All right at the end There's gonna be this huge payoff

And that's what you're waiting for Well you might as well just Just do it right away Give them the payoff That's what I thought That's Gavin's theory The City of San Diego show Just blew off all their fireworks at once

So they actually Yep So they actually did that and probably set a record. It's like daylight, not intentional, but they did it. But yeah, look at that. You can't even see anything. Yeah, so there's definitely a sweet spot. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

For my dad to experience, we went to a fireworks show that was like plenty long. And he was like, oh, okay, I get it now. Like, it's only fun for so long when you're watching. When you're lighting them off, you can pretty much just do it all night. It's pretty fun. Right. But when you're the one watching. I think I'm going to have fireworks at my wedding.

and I want to do it big, very short, and I'm going to have you guys doing it. Oh, that'd be lit. I would love to. I would love to. Evan's like, hell yeah. You're going to aim it towards the crowd. Dance. I thought they were going to dance. I just going to spice it up a little bit. I think we have some extras left over. I don't know if your venue allows. I wasn't going to say it. I was like I was going to bring fireworks too. But are fireworks expensive? I've never bought fireworks. I haven't either. Expensive enough that when they go off in like 30, seconds you're like damn that was like a hundred bucks yeah 20 seconds it's a hundred bucks for a firework like a good a good cake is like 1 30 you can get some couple cakes that are like 200 some

something like that it's like the classic thing though where the prices are astronomically high and then the guy with an eye patch missing fingers selling them to you he's gonna be oh but i'll give him to you 40% off there's always a yeah crunching numbers and you're like buy two get one free and then yeah so i was yeah you get three of them you get the fourth of the combo yeah you can only buy it for like two weeks out of the year right how much do you think that fireworks show cost that we went to i know actually i how much it was fifteen five hundred dollars that's i guess higher that was really cheap fireworks get for what it was blown out of proportion because everybody watches a show and goes wow dude yeah i heard

the lake association spent 23 000 on that and then they go someone goes yeah you hear the lake association spent 30 grand on these fireworks and then someone goes well 30 grand that's damn near 50 And then before you know it, the Lake Association spent 150 grand on fireworks. Yeah. Because the DL Beach, they posted in the paper, that the DL Beach had a certain amount of fireworks. It's cool. They disclosed that. But yeah, I was wondering if it was like Halloween candy.

Like now can I go in and get fireworks like hella cheap? Or do they just? Yeah, that's a good question, actually. If you buy them now, but you don't use them until next year, do they go bad? Yeah. That was one thing I was scared about is my roaming candles I was using. Some of them were like six, five, six years old for sure. Oh, they're blown up the sides.

No, they never had a problem, but I actually set up a couple steel pipes to put the Roman candles in so I attempt to not lose a hand. I was nervous, but I was like, got to do something. I threw a couple in the campfire, too. That's always makes for a fun game of roulette. I don't know if Roman. At what point is it a weapon? No, it is.

It is a weapon. Dude, to me, that's what fireworks are fun for blowing the stuff up or shooting your buddies with the roaming candles but I mean it's cool seeing them go up but as far as me purchasing them it's like you'd have to spend so much money to like impress your buddies it's just like I'll just buy $50 roaming candles and shoot my buddies rather than try to impress it more fun we're kind of we've been talking about fireworks for a while but kind of back to what you said when we blow stuff up we've had more fun with let's say 20 mortars 20 total mortars and some some oversized m80s than we've ever had spending or someone else spending money multiple

Like just getting yourself a good mortar, like three inch or two inch mortar or bigger if you can get it. And like launching like three of them off is the most satisfying thing ever. Especially when you put it in something and then explode it. Think of that guy that spent $15,000 on the fireworks just like had a party. And then when everyone was leaving, just gave everyone like 500 bucks. I was saying that to my dad actually. All right. Did you have more fun watching the fireworks or would you take the 500 bucks?

There's a lot more than 30 people. I'd bet everyone would take the 500 bucks. A big family, you know, like a big family event. If you're like a local, one of the big dogs around here, instead of it, you like auctioned it off to your friends and family. Or like, there was a drawing where one person walked away with the 10 grand that it cost to throw. Like, think I'll lit that would be. Everybody would be vying for a ticket to the party.

They'd be bringing you little gifts hoping for a little extra luck, you know? Like, maybe you should do a raffle system at your wedding. Or just raffle off some money. And then like, when you pay them, you should just pull your wallet out and, like, give them money out of your wallet. To make it feel really weird, it's like, you know, it's different when you get it right out of the wall. You feel good about this? Yeah, congrats. That would be pretty funny to raffle off money.

Well, have you seen the things where people will do auctions for, like, which table gets seat first and stuff like that? Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. Give away a pit bike. When we hit, we hit like, do it. Do it. Give away a pit bike at your wedding, Mike. Yeah, sell a raffle or something. Get that drift car BMW you're trying to get rid of.

There you go. Oh, come on now. Well, they're going to have to push it out of the fucking driveway too. By the way, turd get entered. No one enters. Yeah, literally. I have 211 guests. 211, you each get them to buy a $1,000 ticket.

$1,000. You can give away a Lambo. Oh, yeah. Give away a Lambo, my own. Yeah, you could. And just say none of the profits are going to me. It's just literally. There is no profit.

Well, wait. I'm going to just do something awesome here. A thousand dollar entry, that's insane, though. That's insane. That's a lot of money. I saw this thing at the county fair when I was a kid where they had a car where there was a few cars. And you pay like $5 and you got to hit it three times with a sledgehammer. But you should do that with the BMW at your wedding.

Dude, there we go. Recoup some of your costs. You could probably make more than it's worth smashing it with a mallet. I would charge more for the first couple hits because breaking the windows. That's actually a good idea. we got a bunch of good ideas blowing right now i love it like these are all good ideas i might save that one for my wedding that's good he's writing give pip like away speaking of the weddings it's been a tough situation for loner and i and i think it's harder for girls but now that

everybody's getting engaged obviously loner's like damn we're the last one on ike engaged so i've been you know trying to up my game in trying to be yeah right well i'm just trying to like show that i'm making an effort, you know? So, like, she doesn't feel like I don't care about her, right? That's fair. So I said, to your defense, you have been dating the least amount of time, though. Exactly. So anyway, I sent her flowers today, and then I put a little card on it that said, you know, like, hey, get ready for this date tonight.

Your secret admirer, you know, trying to do whatever. No, because then I'm going to just pick her up and we're going to go on this date. And, you know, it's be like funny, right? I'm just trying to be funny, which I'm not. So anyway. I just get a text from her. I've been waiting for her to get these flowers all day. She goes,

L.O.L. I kind of got, she works in marketing. L. A.O.L. I kind of got mad at the Pinterest team yesterday, and they sent me flowers. Sends a picture of the flowers.

I go, huh, weird. Is there a card? She goes, oh, wait, it's from the team I work at with Pinterest. They sent them to me.

Doubles down. Doubles down that they weren't from you. Yeah. Now she goes, oh, wait. Ha, it's from you. That's funny.

But I'm just like, I just got that tech. Hold on. I think I have a stalker. Or maybe she wouldn't show you at all, because it said secreted mire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be the biggest. You come home, all the flowers are gone.

Didn't get anything today? No, no, nothing. I like, look at my email. It's confirmed. Hmm. They have a picture of it on your front. Yeah, must have been delivered to the wrong doorstep. Signed by.

You got airbags now. Ben, you were. Actually, Evan, I don't peer pressure many people, but I regret not peer pressuring you that day. No, it was like Spenny was on a mission to do a backflip on a pit bike, and I just wanted to session the airbag. So I figured there was no reason to do it in like that small window we had. Yeah, you kept saying that. I don't want to jam you up, but like there was, we were just standing around.

I just regret not peer-pressing you, but I know you can go, want to go read it right after this? Sure. All right. I know that you are going to do it. So we got airbags at the compound and then Spenny, yeah, he hit it one time on the BMX and then was like, yep, I'm good for flips. through like 10 more flips after that the next day threw another 10 and then did it on the pit bike it is sick congrats on the airbag mic thanks bro and then i did a backflip on a bmx nothing

to write home about but so i've never been upside down successfully besides in the pond that one time so it's just fun and i and i said this in the video too like it opens up a lot of possibilities for what you can do and what you like hopefully can learn and it also does open up a lot of possibilities hurt because like without the airbag you wouldn't be upside down really at all the airbag is just i still think it's a little bit of false security honestly like it's yeah 10 times softer than the ground but i still think water or a foam pit is much more forgiving than air i'd agree like just watching i think it was one time spenny like lost control the bike and it was like okay if the bike didn't go a little to the left and he went a little right it would have still hurt super bad having that land

I still think landing head first onto this airbag is going to rather be into a foam pit or water for sure water is going to be the most forgiving. But water is just so much more work. You're dealing with a wet bike. You're all wet. Every hit, you know, like this, we get a dry running. This we dealt with the bag was probably like, what, 125 degrees baking the sun. The thing with the bag, though, is you have obviously you have the square bag, but then you

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Like Mike and Spade it. But I went straight for the backflip and I was used to doing it off a ramp with no pop. And this ramp is literally a quarter pipe. So I, like, set myself into, dude, my bike went, like, 10 feet backwards. Well, maybe not. Oh, whatever. Kind of like, he, like, didn't work at all. He, like, lailed into the bag, and then we had enough time to go, oh, that's probably not good for the bike.

Yeah, like, I had landed on my head, composed myself enough to hear my bike landing and then getting throttled. Yeah. You think you're working with, like, a backflip block right now? No. No? No, I don't really get that. I had it for a long time. Really?

Yeah. I used to backflip, obviously, on the tramp. I was trying to do it, like, on the ground and stuff. Or like the tree backflip, a wakeboard backflips, skiing backflips. And then... Backflip on a ski? Two skis, two skis. Snow ski.

Oh, sorry. I thought I was like water skiing. I was like, how the fuck do you do a backflip? My bad. My bad. And then... I was sick, though. We should look into that.

I can't remember. Something just happened where then you get afraid of going upside down and then you just lose everything. It's like the million times that you've done it out the window And you forget how it's done Who actually has a pretty surprising backflip is CJ You got a good rotation of a backflip on a trampoline Sorry to like say surprising but like I don't know You're not really built like a gymnast you know

So like for you to run up on a trampoline Just rip I used to do a lot of backflip back in the day I could backflip a wakeboard easier than like jumping a wave almost Just because it almost would just kick you into it But, yeah, I spent a lot of time on a trampoline. I could still rip a backflip on a trampoline, but we don't have them. For good reason. That's not that.

Well, yeah, last time, yeah. The tramp had to go down the road when my girlfriend was doing front flips. Yeah, she landed on the side of it. Landed a little front heavy. In the springs. Landed front heavy and then rocketed forward and then hit her nose on the ring. And it was so bad. It was so bad.

Like broken nose. like straight straight into the hospital black eyes swollen fat so bad it was before you were around it we had a

the trampoline inside at our old shop no net or anything just indoors we were just like February this is the greatest thing we ever

three garage bays give or take and the trampoline took up two of them and the hot tub took up the other that was a wild time in our old shop

like when we had the tramp though it was the tramp in the hot tub inside and we were just like why did we not do this the second we moved in i don't know when i first started here there was still a trampoline in the yard in the back lawn but the wind took it and tossed it up into the pine trees it did and we just left it there for like three months crumpled up the most use they got was when i was dragging it 20 feet over so i could mow where it was sitting we used it first we took some corny-ass merch photos on it once. Dude, I watched a crazy YouTube video

the other day. It was our buddy OG Schaffin, that we met at Rednecks with Paychecks. And it was him progressively getting more and more drunk and trying to drive around this racetrack. Dude, Jake just hit me

with that idea like two weeks ago. And this guy did it? Yeah. I think he did it a while ago. Maybe Jake was ripping him off. I don't know, though. Like, I watched it. It was wild. actually like he's a really really good driver good wheelman and like he could barely drive around the track is he a lightweight though no he drank like an insane amount was he drifting or just trying to like run a fast line he was just trying to run a fast line it sounds really fun but he was like

spinning out like almost drifting into the wall like ending up backwards on the track multiple times oh my gosh yeah how hard would be to get that's what i was wondering like like what track is is letting this happen that's awesome actually though i don't know if it's like a european thing that they're just more laxed over there but or if there's like dollars talk yeah i mean i'd imagine either way you got to rent it out but still so so how to go like what what happened to him what do do you do oh like he just got hammered at the end and like he could literally barely drive around the track he was someone riding with him because that would yeah yeah someone was riding with them And he was like, I am never hopping in a car with you again, I guess, if you're that hammered.

Yeah, he got wasted and then someone literally did hand him the keys. That's actually cool to see because normally, like when they do the drinking and driving simulators, it's like, you know, the goggles with Vaseline on them or like a mirror in it so you can't really see. But that is like true, a solid driver showing how much you can't, how much you just like can't control the car. I was pretty surprised too that like YouTube would, I guess, like let that be. You'd think that they wouldn't want to promote drinking and driving in any former fashion. But it was a good video too. But I've been trying to watch and consume more YouTube and Instagram and like TikTok and things.

Just keep my knife sharp keep honed in. The amount of AI videos that I've been getting recommended is insane. I don't know if you guys have been getting on YouTube or on TikTok. YouTube is like straight AI thumbnails now. where that's like all I see. On TikTok and Instagram, my algorithm is just like, I'm just like in the AI algorithm

and most of them are like the guerrilla. Those are funny. But like half of them are ads and I still watch them. Yeah, because like you can just like... Damn, they're coming for my job. If you're like a car dealership, like you could make like a gorilla AI video. Yeah, talking about that.

And you just make it savage enough and funny enough. It's like even though it's an ad, you're still going to like watch it the same that's what i mean i do find just about the gorilla ones like you can you can create a character to say like some savage shit and it's not connected to a real person who who has friends and family so like you can say like so much i'm not saying yeah i'm not saying to just like have you do just make an AI gorilla yeah have your only comedy be like cancelable jokes and stuff but like you can get away with so much more you can offend people yeah yeah well so where are they making these videos because i'm an

avid user of AI. Google V-O-3 or something. Yeah, before you used to have to kind of send it, you would have to get your AI voice from somewhere. You'd have to get your AI video from somewhere. You might have to send it through another AI video thing. But now it's getting to the point where you just like prompt V-O-3. Yeah, and it just happens that fast.

But I tried it for like the Mike's Viper thing. And it is actually more difficult. It was hard for me to get something that came out that was even slightly good. Yeah, I've noticed with AI that, like, if you're trying to generate an image, it's not nearly as accurate, at least with the chat GPT stuff as like, if you just ask it like a information-based question. Or when people are cranking out, like, oh, you made that on chat GPT, but then what they don't say is that it took them, you know, seven tries to get to that image. Yeah, or they spent a ton of time on the prompt, like, because you can search in chat GPT, like, other images people have created. and then when you click on like what they typed in to create it and it's literally a book this long worth of like super descriptive information

you're like oh it's not as easy but have you seen people have been doing it with cleat oh yeah with the giraffe yeah it's a giraffe yeah or george is a squirrel yeah it is funny someone just did it with evan really yeah yeah yeah let me pop it up you're gonna say we should make us like characters like i don't like where this is going like i just saw this yesterday are you talking about the one where you're singing What did sweet Faruca say? Daddy, buy me, North Korea. When Faruca says,

It's like a battle cry and when Verruca says. Mine. Wait, so this is AI. I swear I saw him do this right after the cake smash. What the fuck? I don't even know if I hate it. It's really stupid. Do you know what that song's from?

No. Willy Wonka. In the chocolate factory. Maybe I didn't hear it right. Me and Mike, good little pull tab run last night. Yeah, it was cool. quality time. Win and Dizorva's with one goal to play pull tabs with Evan, walked out $340 bucks richer. Wow. I can't say that me and Evan have the same success. It was just,

it was like, that's how you want it to go. But it was weird. We just were like, uh, yeah, should we put our, you know, a little bit of that winnings in this and then the next winnings in that. There's not much to it, but we were, we were just like, freaking dapping it up. We're like, this is going extremely well for us. Did you guys see the video of, of, uh, the general Lee jumping that fountain. Yeah, in that town. Flat? Yeah, to flat.

The camera guy was seconds away from getting hit. Oh, yeah, that too. He actually really was close. A camera guy must be related to Dalton. He loves being seconds away from... Dude, the amount of general leaves are their dog chargers, right? That have been jumped to flat is a lot of them. That one was like some other kind of car just in a body kit, but like it was very close.

Either way. That's got hurt. To be fair. his camera and got out of the way fast. Dude, look how quick that guy in the G-shirts is running. It is a slam, dude. Yeah, it was a hard jump. How did they get this pass with the city?

I feel like Evan could handle that. Oh, yeah, Ev could eat that. Yeah. Actually, looks like a downhill landing from this angle. But also, the guy in the car is probably like, yep, I've done this, you know, 39 times. So they installed that fountain and this to celebrate they did that? I think it was like some kind of odd. It makes you assume that.

I mean, when you install a fountain in a roundabout, the next inevitable thing is to jump something whether it's an evil caneval well we might think that way I'm not sure if that's how like the town normally would think I'm but there's plenty of fountains that haven't been jumped out there how many general lees are out there there's one in norse out of d.L well are we talking true no I'm talking about like true generalese I saw a thing it was one of the vin wikis I think they did that but they were like over a hundred that were used for the show Because obviously they cook them all the time So they're obviously the good looking ones

And they were the stunt ones But they were constantly like having to But when they were doing the show Those were all like legit You know like Dodge Chargers No body kit Yeah but I mean there was only a few that were like Really nice and then the rest were just like

They were toasted by the end of the shoot Well yeah but they also weren't like fully Tricked out to be as nice as like the Right Yeah like the one that you're seen driving in And stuff like that When's the last time that like a genuine Generally sold

That was, like, used in the show. Like, how about Joe Dirtz? Daytona. Daytona that we saw at Sturgis. Sturgis, yeah. Gas Monkey? Yeah. How much did that sell for?

400. Oh, my gosh. 300 something? I think it was like... I thought it was right around a half a million. Yeah, that's a half million dollar car. So only 17 of the generalese that were used in the shoot are still, like, in existence. That's pretty cool.

The most recent article I can see, one came up for auction in 2018. I can't find a price. Oh, $225,000. Oh, a steel compared to the Joe Dirt at $330K. But also $225,000 for something that there are 17 of. It's pretty good. There's only one Joe Dirt rig. So hold on, that one wasn't destroyed or it was never jumped?

Like the 17 cars, like, survived. Like, they weren't totaled in the shoot. Like, they made it out just fine. And how many did they total? Between 250 and 350 cars were, oh, more than I thought. There's a few different numbers, but yeah. destroyed used in production so only 17 are still in existence wow they had a worse ratio than than we do fast and furious but like every how many years did the show run it was like a series and

like every episode had at least had a job said did they have like one main stunt man like who was doing these jumps like that would be my dream sure they had so many what that would be your dream you are living you no fame no anything just doing the jump yeah I don't know the guy was probably just chilling the whole time drinking a couple beers all right time to jump the abandoned bridge just send it we're just we're gonna yeah we're gonna film um episode six is jump uh today too if you want to knock that out yeah couple more can i have twice as many beers our buddy was getting a rope out from our boat at the sandbar the other day and sliced his hand open and cj had to bring him to the er yeah that was on uh 4th july

because what was like the prop was just that sharp or he was c j it up right where you pull and all spin the prop and yeah no basically it was just so wavy we had three anchors and the boat was shifting back and forth and it must have somehow shifted over enough to then just lightly loop the anchor underneath it and there was so much going on I didn't pull that anchor up so I also don't know who did so they might have pulled it the wrong way which then even looped it more could have originally looped it but then there was literally like six drunk dudes fighting over who gets to hold the rope like literally and then i just come to the back of oh hey just one person what i said it literally seven times when they were just fighting over the rope

and then they're all like swimming under one guy smacks his fucking nose on the uh i don't know something down there he comes up bleeding oh my gosh and then uh he said that he was undoing it and then someone pulled the rope tight and then it basically shoved his hand up into the prop oh my and that's how he cut it then because he cut it up here so someone pulled on it like they were like it was literally like zombies just like and I'm just bad I'm relatively sober sitting like yeah trying to get a hold of everyone but also like keep it it was just you know standard stuff but yeah then I brought him to the hospital after you bled for five hours at the house your fiance put a bandage on his hand thought it was fine for like an hour and then somebody somebody finally

looks at he's just got blood all over where you're sitting it was absolutely nice then we got him a beach He bled through that. Then there, after he got like a puddle on the couch, it was like this big of a puddle, like, all right, we're taking to the yard. Did he put up a pretty good fight? He did not want to go to the ER. I can imagine he would. He's a pretty tough guy, too, you know.

He did not want to go to the yard. Farm boy. He ain't going to the yard. Yeah, I don't need to go to the ER. I was like, bro, you're going to bleed out at the, like, you're losing, you're losing a fair amount of blood and you're bleeding all over the house. So like, I don't know what you're going to do. Like, I wish I had some super glue.

I would have tried a super glue in it. There was so much blood. We'll just push the super glue straight out. Yeah, it was five stitches, so not too bad, but yeah, it was pretty fun. You guys ever done that? We super glued Cody's head shut once. When was that? He was rolling around on the hoverboard, and then he bonged his head on the hammer slogging table

because he was crouched down, like, a little... Oh, yeah, back when you used to have hammer slogging in the show. And he went backwards into it, didn't he? He like zoomed backwards into it, cracked his head open, and we just super glued it. We were drunk. Did it work? It worked. It worked, and I've seen it work more than...

That's the only time I've done it to someone, but, like, it does work. What a scary place to be on 4th of July, though. Was it? The hospital? Yeah. It was pretty busy. Was it? I bet.

I just basically brought them there. And I was like, this is either going to be a quick thing or it's going to be, yeah, you're going to be your own night. They were there for like five hours. No. And did you talk with them and you were able to go home? Yeah, they just told me, like, go home. Like, even if it's going to take 10 minutes, we're going to just have someone pick us up.

Oh, there you go. Because they both live and deal. Yeah, so it worked out good. What do you think they did? when he was sitting there, like, bleeding out. Like, when you're at the ER and you're waiting for five hours. Well, it was us. We just made jokes and laughs.

Yeah. I mean, we've been in that situation many times. Do they come out and, like, stop it from bleeding? I don't know. It wasn't that bad. In my experience, I was in that exact situation, and they were icing me out there. Like, I'm feeling out, like, paperwork, and I'm holding a towel. I'm bleeding out my forearm, which ended up being, like, a sick stitch wound, not a towel on it.

and after over an hour goes by the secretary kind of like peeks over her desk and like realized how bad it was bleeding and then they like rushed it along but maybe there is some level and they deem that I wasn't like needing immediate attention that yeah I was just sitting there chilling and then they're bleeding yeah I mean they're just bleeding out onto the floor and shit then they'll take you right back yeah but they didn't like offer a towel on the on the table when you're filling it up it's a little puddle yeah yeah That's what happened when I went in for my appendix and, like, they didn't know exactly what was going on. So you go in for a CT scan for them to look and see if your appendix is like inflamed. And as soon as I got in there before they brought me back for the CT scan, like sirens were going off and like doors were slamming. And I was like, oh, this doesn't sound good. I'm in so much fucking pain right now. And they like, after like all these, you know, doors start slamming, nurse comes in and was like, oh, we just had accident that we got to tend to so we'll be in like when we can and i think i was in the room waiting

for him for four hours oh or something something something needed more help than you yeah yeah exactly they did and uh they brought me in after like four hours of waiting in this room uh scanned my appendix and then they rushed me into surgery like three minutes later because they were like your appendix is about to burst we have to do it immediately like every minute that goes by is like it could burst and then they like sent me into surgery and i was like oh thank god it didn't burst otherwise i'd been really pissed waiting in the yeah i'm sitting in the fucking lobby it would have no it's just really bad isn't it no it's you get a really really bad uh infection because it it's basically like your appendix is like holding all this

you know infection infection infection it breaks out on your insides and they have to like drain it and it's pretty gnarly it's Change the subject. Getting a woozy? Yeah, dude, I don't like the hospital of the doctors. And that whole situation freaks me out. I hate it. Internal stuff has always made me scared.

It's just, like, serious, and sometimes you don't know what's going on, and then it's usually really bad when it happens. And, I don't know. Yeah, it's not a good place to be. Shout out to all the nurses and doctors in the ER that have to deal with that stuff. It's like those nurses that were here for Gavin's big stun. Yeah. Like, it's a good thing. thing they were here.

Yeah, they checked them over. Yeah. You watch a video and see how thoroughly they checked them over. You're good. He was smart. Gavin's always thinking. That's the thing about him is he's thinking ahead. And he realized he's about to do a big stunt.

And they're having to be two nurses that he was macking on at the bar. I wish he could have sought because he really didn't. It was me and Spenny that brought them back for his own good. Okay. Gavin had no chance. So you and Spenny invited. Gavin's behalf. We're just like, Gav, they're coming.

They're here for you. And, I mean, we kind of just lined it all up for him. Okay. Well, you were wheeling the chicks. No. Gavin was trying and failing and we're like, we got to get out of here. He's about to do the craziest stunt you've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We, like, hyped it up because he was all hot and bothered and flustered and two nice ladies. He didn't know how to behave himself. Yeah. Yeah, that was one of my favorite parts was when I showed up and they were there, you know, I met them at the bar. They're nurses, though. So anyways, after he bodyed the ramp, I saw the way they checked him over. And, yeah, it was thorough.

That night, we went and grabbed dinner at Zorbas. And then Gavin was like, all right, I'm going to invite those girls back over. So Gavin calls them up. Hey, yeah, come to Zorba's. We're just hanging out. They show up. Walk inside. And I was like, all right, I think we're rolling out, Gab.

What's your plan? Gab's like, I'm coming with. They didn't want to be left. So we hop in the sprinter and we're rolling into town And then Gab gets a call from these girls that he invited over Why didn't he just bring them with? Dude, I think he was just short-circuiting He didn't he didn't like Evan said like he didn't know like how to how to handle

We were all standing there like I was with my girlfriend and Jake was there with his girlfriend And those two chicks were sitting there and the sprinter van pulled up but Gavin was still inside He literally looks at us and goes I'll be right back Runs out jumps in the sprinter and there goes like he just left and he did so she called him and boy did she she give gavin a piece of her mind i mean did she rightfully so i mean he did just he invited him over and then just dipped out on him but she and she was like you're like such a pussy like you invite girls over and then you don't even have the balls to like say goodbye like i'll be right back in my ass and then she just goes we

even came and watched your stupid ass little stunt They called it a little stunt. That was what I thought was funny. And then I think she even said something like, you're not even a real redneck. Did you save it? I'm pretty sure you said you're not even a real redneck, which I was like,

does this girl watch him online? Like how did she go over the shit? It actually wasn't me. I forgot to ask. There is the off chance that Jake could have been in her ear, but I don't know. It might have been 100% her. It seemed pretty genuine.

Let me hear it. If she hit him with a fake redneck, though, you'd think that might have. Did they say anything about the Lulu? Or is it just kind of? I think they did. What? Open up your ears.

I can't see them out of your ears. We're going to Zorba's in DL if you want to meet us there. What did you think about my stunt, though? It was pretty sick, right? No, I was fucking lame. Cody couldn't have. Cody shut up. No, you couldn't have.

Easily. Where's... No, I find it very un-manly. What do you mean? Dasha. Cody was the one that told me that I had to leave right away. Can we talk to him? You're so full fucking shit I can split it from here.

That's how it's his orbus, not DL's orbus. I thought you were coming to DL. Oh my goodness. You're not even a fucking redneck. You wear blue-lemon. Are you a redneck? No. I don't wear Louie lemon.

don't give me a hard time okay let's uh let's hang out later okay no i don't think so let me check the time absolutely not okay that's funny let's hang out later

no okay it's all right Gavin will find another heavy when he gets back here we're gonna have to get him and Dalton on to squash the beef yeah so what happened I don't know apparently they're beef in so Gavin Gavin had a

down because Dalton shot a little roost on him. It turned into an hour screaming match. Oh, my God. With three people telling Gavin to chill. It's fine. Nope, he was not going to chill. Can I say they were naked? Spenny?

Yeah, I was like, okay. I'll have to send this clip. We can put some little blurries. Dalton and Spenny are naked on their dirt bikes, chasing Gavin's on a three-wheeler. This is like over a minute log. clip and they're just chasing them around trying to spray them with mud why well they wanted gavin to get naked and hit the ramp also they're hitting the freestyle ramps though what the

just for the love of the game what was the whole point of being naked though we're doing all this have you have love of the game i mean because like just adding a little risk like crashing on a dirt bike sucks but like do it naked so those two chasing Gavin around the fields that he told me that they cornered him eventually and then roosted the shit out of him yeah he kept going and he finally just ran himself into a corn it it was so priceless like up against the old limo and the kick the tabletops here and then a barbed wire fence like he just boxed himself in this two naked boys spraying you with mud then what what do you do he was just pitched uh well they sprayed him a little bit and then just laughed and

rode off and hit some more jumps and uh i still thought everything was fine at this point and then Gavin, I don't know why he focused in on Dalton so much because Spenny was also doing the same thing. Well, I think he likes Spenny. Yeah. He doesn't like Dalton. Yeah, he just said he hates Dalton. Yeah, he does not like Dalton.

He said a lot of bad words about him. Like what? Like what? So he was actually pissed? I've never seen him actually better. You, the only comparable time was when Dalton shit down his pipe. That was a lot. What about when you took the picture of him in the shower?

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or that one, yeah. that so what do you say to him he just literally just kept saying dalton's a piece of shit i hate you called him some but screamed it loud enough so that like the whole county could probably hear and everyone's just like dude just chill and he just kept going on and on and on and then finally we left the track and he gets back here and he starts doing it again and then the funny part was is Gavin sat down with me later and then sat down with spending like all of this individual goes so did you think i was out of line we're like yeah

Yeah, you were. Well, I mean, I had to say something. I go, yeah, maybe once, maybe twice. But not an hour straight, just broken record, repeat. I think there was more to it than that. That's why I think we got to get them on the pod, squash the beef. I think it was a big combination of the whole weekend coming down on Yav all at once. But I'm intrigued.

I'm intrigued to hear both sides of the story. I haven't really dug into it very deep. I kind of heard a little bit from Dalton's side, a little bit from Gavin's side, but when Gavs back in town... He comes back at the end of the week, right? Two weeks. Yeah, but Gads not. I think he'd like to pretend it never happened.

Honestly, did you want to... Well, I mean, you guys chased your own naked. I think... I don't know. I feel like he's more in, like, the non-weird side of the story than Dalton. I don't know. It's pretty weird getting chased by two naked guys on... He didn't choose that.

I probably drive away, too. Yeah, I think I would. I think it's more weird for Dalton and Spenny. that they were doing that together. Was it weird that I was filming it? I still think the funniest part is like getting cornered. Can you imagine driving around our track and then somehow finding? Well, you're on a three-wheeler.

That's easy to do. That's like every year. It's not nearly as mobile. It's like every horror movie ever or whatever. You're running, you're running and run in and either you roll your ankle and fall or you get cornered or the doors locked. Did you just, oh, no? That's just how those three-wheeler guys got treated, you know. once dirt bikes came out.

They're kind of like the scooter kids at the skate park. When you pull up to the motor track on a three-wheeler, everyone gangs up on you. Yeah, I probably felt like his ancestors. Forefathers, freaking, getting bullied. Bullied off the land. Oh, my God.

What was that a wrap? Tune in next week with Gavin and Dalton squash the beef, I guess. Yeah, we can hear a little bit more of this story. If you guys made it to this point in the podcast, make sure you subscribe. and we'll see you next week. We make a podcast every Tuesday. Have a good one.