Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CJ is A Bad Neighbor, Micah’s Missed Flight, & Legendary Dually Ranger
Episode Date: June 27, 2023In today's episode the boys take a deep dive into the Titanic submarine story (pun intended?), Red Rocks Hailstorm, CJ having regrettable interactions with his neighbors, Micah missing flights, Hoarde...rs, and our forgotten love for explosions. Thanks to our sponsor! Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/wideopen. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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He was feeding birds and CJ shot one of them off of his bird feeder.
What do you mean, CJ? You did it, dude. It wasn't me.
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When you went, where are you?
I feel that, dude.
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Yo, I just got a call from one of my buddies.
Got a really good deal on a submarine trip to the Titanic if you don't want to go.
Really?
You're sending a rescue mission for the first?
No, just the, yeah, the next tour.
Highly discounted.
Overall consensus on that is people have no sympathy for these guys.
No, I agree.
I didn't want to jump.
I wanted to make a joke, but I did want to get into that.
It is still five people down there.
And people are so cruel.
They're like, it's a billionaire.
Who cares?
That's why people are, like, being so cruel about it.
Like, they don't have a little bit of sympathy.
They almost don't treat him as if he's a normal person or any of the other people around.
You know how terrifying that would be, like just trapped in that little vat.
vessel. And you want to know what's a weird coincidence is before this all happened, like,
I think the day before we were running through with Brian and we were jokingly like,
we should make a submarine. And he goes, I could make a submarine. We all thought about for like
literally five seconds. We go, eh. Not worth it. If it went wrong, it'd be just, that'd be bad.
And then we just scratched the idea. And then literally like the next day or two days later,
this all comes up. I think submarines are going to get a bad rap after this, but I think that
submarine was just shitty yeah yeah they were just going to like the most extreme
depth yeah they were going dude if you watch the video though they got like a fucking
universal game controller controlling the thing it's so cramped in there i was like holy
shit that's what surprised me is it looked like they were sitting in like a tube a culvert yeah
and like he's like showing all these things like they're not custom like fabricated like
pieces that are on he's like yeah this handles from camping campers
The whole thing doesn't really make much sense to me.
Also, I know it's like a massive, you know, where it could be.
But like, didn't they just drop in over the Titanic?
Well, I think it's so far down.
I don't even know how far.
But it's basically like if you were going to shoot a rocket into the sky
and then to try to shoot a rocket at the exact same spot.
It's so far.
And then there's currents underneath there.
It's pitch black.
I mean, you would think they'd be able to just be like,
yeah, he's right there.
But I guess not.
Dude, the ocean is so scary to me.
Like, I won't, I don't even want to go swimming.
You are scared of the ocean.
Like, you couldn't, you literally couldn't pay me a billion dollars to hop in that submarine and go down there.
No, you couldn't.
Because I'd be like, no.
No.
No.
Literally, it's not, well, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not.
But like, I just don't trust anything when it comes to the ocean.
I did look into that because Alondra brought up.
She's like, oh, did you see like the kid?
And so the kid and the dad, like, went on all these adventures together.
the dad like everybody of course assumes billionaire he was some total asshole he like pillaged poor people for his money he sold airplanes you know it's kind of a noble business to make money in i feel like and so he and his son did all these crazy adventures they went from the north pole to the south pole and then back around like they set a guinness world record they went on all these expeditions to antarctica they climbed mountains like they did all these cool things together as father and son and then i
on father's day they went and did that and so like it was kind of like another thing for them
pretty much if if anything went wrong on any of their previous things they did people would be like
well that's what happens because that's how the general public is you know but granted this one
seemed when you watch it it does seem a little bit more sketchy it does seem sketchy but it is
easy to be like we'll be fine you know and just kind of brush it and you're like it'll be
fine because you know we do stuff like this I don't know how many expeditions had this
submarine done I think not very many
no no and they were saying this was going to be the only one this year because the weather currents were bad or something like that
interesting are they going to get sued like the owner of said company i heard they were cutting corners
and then it's like well okay you can save a hundred thousand two hundred thousand dollars a year but then you get sued for
fifty million dollars for and you're dead and you're dead yeah most importantly you guys think you'd
ever climb out Everest i don't want to say never but i guess i don't really enjoy like hiking
I would climb, like, other mountains, but it's a climb.
Is it hiking or like full on, like doing this?
Yeah, but you got a hike to get there.
It's not just like.
No, if it was hiking, I think I could do it.
Well, he's not hiking.
Yeah, if you're doing this shit with the ice picks, there's no way.
I mean, I can do it.
I mean, I'm sure I could if I really trained for it, but I don't want to do it.
If we're just taking a week-long hike up it.
You guys ever watch 14 peaks?
So good.
Netflix series?
The Netflix movie?
So, I mean, that kind of shows.
was more people climb it than you would think that's why i was seeing that everest the more people
climbed ever this year than ever do you know how many uh i got to look it up but it's like an
astonishing number like many many more people and like say in the 70s like three people climbed it
and now like thousands you got to look though the technology like how much technology has changed
and like coats and tents and whatever else it's probably not as hard because you have the luxury of
tools to help you and i mean i feel like if you're not besides the climbing if it was just like a
hike if and you don't have a time limit it's like and i but you do you do have a time limit though
like you only have like uh such a small window because of blizzards and then you have to like
uh spend a certain amount of time at a certain elevation because of your blood cells
and then you have like only so much time to like get up there and get down it's pretty
From my understanding.
That's the part where I get nervous is all the waiting.
Okay, there's a storm that's probably going to be rolling through in three days.
So if we can make this last stint until then, there's always a countdown.
I think in my brain, I like hiking.
And then I literally could hike up D.L. Mountain.
And I'd be like, fuck hiking.
Get me my dirt biker snowmobile.
And I'll get to the top way faster.
You guys follow our buddy Stein on Instagram.
He's an adventure and a half.
Yeah.
We have a friend that is like,
a mountaineer that's what they call him you know he he does like all these crazy expeditions and
antarctica hikes and like he climb up with like skis on his back and then ski down i'm like man
you really got to enjoy the grind of it to get like a four minute ski down this mountain yeah after
hiking for like two days yeah camping with everything on you but the the pictures of him sleeping
at a tent in Antarctica.
Like his face is like fully frost covered, probably frostbitten, like, and then you're
sleeping in a tent.
And I was talking to him.
I was like, dude, what are you sleeping?
And he was like, bro, just like my underwear.
Like if you're wearing like layers, then you get like hot and then you sweat and then
you get cold.
What?
Crawl into your, into your sleeping bag in the frost covered tent, tent in your underwear.
But like, I don't know, bro.
We've slept outside a couple times.
and every time planned every time planned yeah like the whole day is just built around sleeping in
this location i guess i understand like the whole if you sweat thing but like it still doesn't
make that much sense to me like every time we've done it i like bundle up in like four different
layers i wear shoes i remember the first time we did it in utah i don't know why but i was
freezing and i think it's because i went i went down to like maybe my underwear or whatever because
that's what I was told to do.
And I don't know if I didn't have the proper gear or what,
but I ended up waking up in the middle night, like, frantic.
I think I ended up just going over and going to the fire.
Yeah, it's weird.
I grew up with them telling you that, too.
They tell you sleep in your underwear as less clothes as possible.
And then I did it and I hated it.
Ever since, yeah, I wear a hoodie, maybe even a coat if it's winter.
Mike, you sleep in your clothes when you're sleeping up here.
Yeah, stay warm.
I'm pretty cold overall like I grew up wearing pajama pants.
Not to school, but to bed.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Like I wore, yeah, like, pajama pants, like every night.
Maybe not in the summer, but.
Like full kit, matching top and bottom?
No, no, no, no.
Dinosaur.
Just like a free shirt that I got with my football cleats in fifth grade that was a medium,
so it fit me for the rest of my life.
Okay, got it.
But honestly, going back to the mountain things, the mountains is too unpredictable for me
to, like, actually go out there and do mountaineering, I think.
I think it'd be cool.
I'm on the mounds all the time.
What do you mean?
Yeah, but not.
I'm on like a powered machine with plans to go home, you know?
I could imagine doing like a hike and go way out?
I don't know if that's for me.
Ken had to stay out sleeping.
I know.
I wish he would tell that story.
Well, he's never been the same since.
Yeah, that's why you remember him before.
He had plans of doing backflips and that's what did it.
Doing all these crazy stunts.
Can you guys picture Ken spending the night in the mountains?
No.
Like unplanned?
I don't think they slept.
I wouldn't probably
If they were there the whole night
I mean spending the night
It's so shitty
I can't believe I left my
Blackberry at home
My phone's dying
My phone I can't operate it with his cold fingers
Did you guys see the
The concert at Red Rocks
With the hail?
Oh I didn't hear about that
Yeah so there was this giant storm
That came through Red Rocks
Everybody of course
That was there is pissed
because they got no warning
and just the storm came out of nowhere.
They don't have a weather app on their phone?
That's kind of what I thought.
But look at this, dude.
I've never seen hail or rain or anything like this.
Look at that shit, dude.
Damn.
Dude, I mean, yeah, that's like you can't be outside at all.
At least it's not like freaking baseball side.
That's, look at it.
And everybody stuck outside.
And apparently Red Rocks doesn't let you bring umbrellas.
kind of fucked up
everybody's pissed at red rocks because they didn't
like give them notice and stop the weather
and red rock's response was we'll talk to the
or we'll talk to mother nature next time
that's what i would have said too what he's supposed to do
yeah exactly and they would have been pissed if they canceled the concert
they would have been like and it didn't rain you know
overall some crazy phenoms of outside i don't blame you for being scared of the
ocean and i don't blame anyone for being scared of the ocean or mountains
was probably the two greatest forces on the earth or even red rocks now or even red rocks and hail
going to a gosh dang concert yo before we completely move on from the submarine story though
one of the billionaire's son was caught at a caught at a blink 182 concert on like while they were
in search for his dad I think they were all just making jokes like this dude is just waiting for
his inheritance did you see his captioned oh no yeah
He wasn't caught.
He posted a picture of himself with a caption saying.
Yeah, I say caught.
If he was caught, then I think it'd be one thing.
If I was to mysteriously disappear, I wouldn't want my family to, I mean, like, what are they going to do?
Swim down there and get me?
Yeah.
If I'm lost in the field back there, yeah, come look for me.
But like, you can't swim to the bottom of the ocean.
Yeah, go live your life, you know, but that he posted like, they would want me to do this.
It was so strange.
It just made me think this kid has had the diner.
diamond spoon in his mouth and has no sense of reality yeah probably barely even knew his dad who
knows you know yeah i just thought it was funny because it was blink 182 like i i picture them just
yeah blink 182 of all things too just jamming Travis barker's back there just ripping a solo and he's
like i needed this wouldn't they went where are you i feel that dude oh my god oh that was so funny
Oh, my.
Well, I'll go to you guys.
He's got to do it one more time.
Where are you?
He's like, I know.
The internet memes, man.
Oh, man.
Yeah, there is no sympathy, man.
No, dude.
People are tough on them.
So I don't want to be tough on them.
They're real people.
Yeah.
Who lost family members and shit.
But, yeah, apparently don't go in a submarine that's built by parts from camping world.
It's crazy that you have to tell people that.
Dude, so you know how well,
So we don't have much retirement set up yet, but we're working on it, which makes me happy.
Hold on, what do you mean?
What about your water truck?
Yeah, your storage unit.
Yeah, I'm working on it.
You're afflatable.
I got a DM this morning from some gal, and she was asking if you'd be willing to sell the guitar hero set.
I was like, oh, to eBay.
Yeah, I feel like it wouldn't be that hard.
But adding a little context, the guys completely caught me off guard and surprised me with a birthday gift.
uh of a storage unit you know they bit on it they paid 300 bucks we opened it up it was fun
i'm not to lie but it was like it was full of of mostly shit you did have a little twinkle in your
eye when you were looking at it yeah yeah i can't deny that i had fun and i don't know we found out
evs a little hoarder too yeah just jumped right in there was ever was crawling in the back he was
he was all sweaty took a shirt off at one point because he was getting so hot and excited
the way you guys would like find something you'd turn around oh look and then like you're
expecting like a nice and like we're all kind of just chilling there i don't think we were like
we never did that to you we would just do it to each other no you kept looking like you guys would
look back like i think there's even one cut where evan finds a broken picture and he's like
and then like he's like sliding it a little bit he's like looking up like expecting someone to be like
yeah he's like oh maybe they didn't see it yeah he pushed a little more he goes
so yeah that was uh it was pretty
fun is mostly full of shit but uh the person that used to have the storage unit is in jail
so yeah ken found that out real quick she looked like she was yeah she was in rough shape
who is buying these things and like sifting and sifting through it and finding anything valuable
and then what they sit they put it up on on eBay or do they bring it to like it's got to be
someone with that owns a junkyard because there's no way you could offset the cost of your work
and then disposing of all the junk.
That's what you'd worry me is like you're throwing away so much.
I mean, this is coming from me.
Maybe they don't throw it away.
They just pile it up in their house.
When you watch the show, they like only pick a few things
and then they're out of there.
They don't grab it.
They probably filmed it like us.
They have the same mentality.
But also these boys get it.
Then it just goes right back to the storage unit.
I think they're a little bit more deliberate
and they go to like probably better storage units.
Definitely.
Like rather than.
And they're paying more than 300.
well and it's fake it's fake but even like like i watched dannies and he did the same thing a while
back and uh it was just like obviously a different type of renter that was renting his so
like there was like computers and shit i'm pretty sure all the stuff in at least the place that we
went is just junk yeah i don't think anyone's keeping much nice stuff in there and if they are
they're not defaulting on their payments yeah that's the biggest thing that's the other time when
they're like losing their unit it's like why would you ever put something nice in a storage unit
anyways once you like something really valuable you'd probably want to just keep well it depends on
yeah really value anywhere to put it yeah i guess but i imagine a lot of times they just like don't know
what they have or if they inherited it from someone i think that in those shows that they obviously
plant things and we were thinking about we were going to plant something in there but we were like
what would mike get excited about and we're like we couldn't come up
up with anything that would like on the spot you funny make you more excited than like the next
thing in there we're like a pile of junk let's just roll the dice see what's in there
he figured you'd find something in there you'd be excited about kind of thought i would too i mean
not that i didn't but i think you were pretty excited mike i mean you were fairly
i got some fish some fishing tackle boxes oh that's good and that way since i'm such a bad
fisherman if it gets caught in the weeds and just cut the line i'm just constantly
another snack the owner messages Ryan like hey thanks for clearing everything out we're like we
didn't clear everything out never know what happens we go up to evan's house in a couple months
we're walking around at all wasn't this stuff from the storage unit he's got that poster
yeah Evan went back there we thought he was going home he was just really cleaning out the unit
i was i thought about jokingly do it but it's it's not worth the work but going there and like
clearing it out and then like i mean i don't know bring him to the trash but
then having you guys come up to it to go handle it and then be like oh yeah no i grab most of that
stuff yeah yeah it ended up here yeah oh man it'd be funny if you like filled your whole office full of it
like you like barely like only it's just like a small little path right to your chair and then it's just
like piles around it was actually a real concern when we started noticing things of like moderate
value like the cooler and the bike and stuff i go in the plant i go dude that plant's gonna be in
micah's office in about 24 hours you know we're like man maybe we should try to find something
either nicer or even more shitty that you can't have any of it i think i got to figure out my life
if you guys think that plant actually you might have ended up in my office dude we put all that stuff
uh in evans trailer because it was so much stuff that it like fell out so we just threw some of it
in there and the trailer stunk the trailer didn't smell all that good before that was evans trailer
no it's no it's not worse it's i disagree but yeah it stunk so bad
Well, it went from smelling like dirt bikes and Evan Sticky Hinder to old storage unit.
Smoky clothes.
Yeah, smoky clothes.
Honestly, I'm a little, like, weirded out with the stuff after, like, seeing the gal.
And, like, she looked like she was possessed, dude.
And now she's in, like, prison fucking was lighting shit on fire.
She's messing around, yeah, definitely on drugs.
Yeah, nothing around.
But, like, I don't know.
It's just like, I didn't like it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is weird once you know the person we end it.
Yeah.
Okay, so with hoarders.
big wrench our mechanic was was uh he's got a couple apartment units and uh he was saying that he
has a hoarder in one of his apartments no he had to go in there and fix some stuff in the unit
and like opened up the door and like legit tunnels to get through the unit and he was like i i don't
know if this dude leaves and he leaves everything like i don't know what the process would be like
yeah yeah you'd have to one time when we picked up uh
I was just like a shitty car for a video.
I think it was me and you, Ben.
Do you remember going inside that guy's house?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a hoarder.
Like in the country.
Yeah.
Yeah, like had like old bean cans.
Like, it was just throwing like, it was just garbage piles and piles.
And like, it was like really sad, honestly.
I couldn't believe that he even like invited us in the, to like sign the papers.
It was just kind of like.
Did he have like?
He obviously had not really.
Like signed it on the.
I would say it was like a health hazard living in that.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Like it was mold.
It smelled so bad.
I couldn't believe it.
Nice guy, but yeah, I was sad.
Yeah, my mom used to have one across the street and then he died, unfortunately.
And then homeless people took it over and then they kicked the homeless people out and then
vandals took it over and then turned all the faucets on.
And then the house flooded and then got, it basically froze into a brick of ice.
so then the city turned everything off and then left it
and then when the spring came it started on fire
so then they tore down it was a real real wild
occurrence going across the street vandals took it over
like just some degenerates
basically yeah like punks I don't know what type of person
but people like come over and spray paint it and tag it
and then they would go inside and fuck with it
it's so weird how you can have like
nice well kept like pristine
house and then right across the street it's like
drug dealers and shit and if you go
a block north where like my aunt and uncle live shit's nice up there like you drive through and you're like
whoa block to block one block south with my mom's on it's like i mean you know her house and the neighbor's
house is fixed up decent but like some of those houses are not not good no it's very it's weird dude
how that can happen you can pick a lot of things in life but you can't pick your neighbors no fuck
that's true you hear about people all the time getting in issues with their neighbors and like
killing them and like not maybe not that common but like you hear about neighbors murdering each other
yeah because they just i i feel like it just starts this animosity that you see each other and then
you like think that they don't like you more than you don't like them and you just like build
and then just grow to hate each other yeah you got to break that you got to just try to live in peace
for sure yeah we had like a little bit of an awkward situation with uh our neighbors well one of them
when you didn't buy the phone book from them yeah oh really yeah so dude i'm not kidding we didn't talk
i mean we didn't talk since that was last so we've been in that house for three years
damn dude just go buy the damn phone book no i did so get this so we've been the house for three years
well that that's what that's that's the point it's well i didn't realize that so let me just tell
the story or do you want sorry no i actually haven't heard this story what is entertaining well that's
what do we need well i said that as a joke i didn't even think that was
going to be the issue. Mike, myself and Ken, we own a house together. Mike never stays there,
but Ken and I do. I'm out there doing something with the yard. I think I was trying to fix this jet ski
lift. We were going to film at like 10. So it's hotter and shit out. I'm probably hung over. I'm
wrenching on this thing. I got no time. And the neighbor comes over who like great guy. Like we've been like
buddies and nice, you know, whatever. His wife would bring us cookies all this. Really nice guy.
Bird watching type fella. And he comes.
It's just like the sweetest old man and he comes walking over and he's like, hey, you know,
it starts chatting to me and I'm kind of like in a rush.
I don't really got time, but and then he starts talking about the lake, like the phone book
for the directory for the beach.
And I'm, and he, he asked if I want to buy one.
I don't got my wallet on me.
I don't want to run inside the house and get it because I'm all dirty.
It's a, it's a fundraiser though.
I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize that.
and I just basically said no I don't want it like I just like I don't I think we're good we don't
need a phone book I got I got the internet yeah yeah well I'm thinking to myself I'm like I'm I don't
need to call these people like why would I look someone's like I got no reason to and then he goes
well okay so what do you want me to put should I put your name in the directory or all three
you like it's right next to our address I'm like thinking to myself I was like I don't really want
my name or Mike or Ken's name with our address
double turned down being given out to the yeah so I just go no I think
not that either so I basically did the double turn down and he was like
I definitely wasn't expecting it and I feel bad about it can't imagine anyone has turned
down yeah the number in it too then it's like I don't want the neighbors I don't think he realized
that but I'm just like I don't want because then it's like no for you it makes it total
yeah but he maybe didn't understand that so I'm thinking like
The next door neighbor could, or 10 houses down, their grandson goes, you know,
oh, well, that's CJ's number right, you know, and then next thing is, buddy's got it, everyone.
And then my numbers leaked like Big Ken's.
And so anyways, I just say, no, no.
And it was like, I could tell right then and there.
It was like something switched.
And he kind of was, okay, well, I guess we're done here.
And that's literally what he said.
He walked over.
And I was like, whatever, you didn't think anything of it.
And then Mark, who lives two house.
is down from us, starts talking
me, he's like, oh yeah, do you buy the directory
or the phone book, wherever the fuck they call it?
And I go, no, I told him, and he goes, oh, yeah,
that's like the, whatever, you know, you pay,
that's just like you pay to the association, it's just,
like your donation for the, yeah, it's like everyone has to chip
in for the fireworks or whatever.
And I go, no, I didn't, I, now I feel bad or whatever.
And it was very obvious because we didn't talk all last summer.
That happened in May.
And then I made sure I felt bad about it, but I just never went over there.
And I should have just gone over right away and cleared it up and bought one.
How made you buy it this year?
I texted them.
I go, hey, want to get some phone books?
I'd like to get a couple more, you know?
Like I said, heard I missed out on something big last year.
I can't remember exactly what I said.
That's for sure the first time you've ever said to text that said that.
Yeah.
And then it's like 80 bucks.
Which isn't, I mean, yeah.
it's like it's not cheap maybe like guys throwing a 50 for the fireworks i don't even need the phone book
yeah yeah so i was yeah anyways cleared it up but uh yeah that's good here i figured the neighbor
that didn't like you was the one that when you shot the firework over their head that was at my
parents house well that was the one fourth of july i don't know do we tell that's well that was a build
that guy's always been a dick though he's just like a dude that just kind of he's like one of those
dudes that like sits in his yard and is always doing something in his yard and just
Every single time that I drive by, I'll wave, never get anything back.
Like, one of those kind of guys.
Because Ben's parents and my parents live on the same road.
So, Ben and I basically would go past him.
But I grew up one house over from him.
So there's like a neighbor, but then he's the next house.
Well, the issue is, is what started the problem with that guy is when he was feeding birds.
And CJ shot one of them off of his bird feeder.
CJ, you did it, dude.
It wasn't me.
I remember you.
Why would not do that?
And also, I remember you and I would go around with our BB guns and shoot birds.
Would Ben lie about it?
You shot the bird.
Maybe it was both of us.
I think we were both possibly unloading.
Like, we both had our finger on the turn.
I didn't know his bird.
Your lever action BB guns.
I don't even know what it was, but they were just chuned.
It was just like a fucking black bird.
Who gives a fuck?
Well, when your feet.
When you're feeding them, you are probably the one that gives a fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
That wasn't cool.
But also, we were little kids, like probably fourth grade.
Yeah, I mean, it's not being 18 and shooting birds, like, what's the problem?
Ben and I walk around the neighborhood with Red Rider BB guns at 18.
No, we were like elementary probably.
That's where the problem came from, though, I think.
Dude, that guy's got to get over it.
We're little kids.
Like, anyways.
No, Tweety.
And I'm sure they don't like because we all.
always be going past on loud cars or our dirt bikes, whatever.
Yeah, to be fair, we probably like terrible neighbors.
Yeah.
And then the whole fireworks scandal.
Well, let me get to the fireworks scandal.
So it's 4th of July.
I come home early because I'm pretty larried up, if you know what I'm saying.
And this, I would have been like 22 probably.
And not 21.
I don't know how old.
It's stupid.
Yeah, yeah, you're like young, stupid.
And I still am, but not the young part.
And so my little brother is him and his buddies are like standing around
They got all these fireworks sitting next to them
They're probably I don't know
Eighth grade
CJ grabs him
Youhoo shitheads
I go
What the hell are you guys doing? You're not shooting off the fireworks
They go oh no the neighbor said
He got mad and told us to stop
Because I don't know
Like the noise
They said it was they said
The 4th of July was over
And it was like literally 1201
I was like
no you don't stop shooting fireworks at just because now it's technically july 5th when it's
1201 so i go so i fucking uh i start taking the fireworks and i'm shooting them off and i'm like
if a guy like that tells you to do something ridiculous like that don't listen to him like i'm
telling them all the wrong advice like but uh you know and uh so i'm shooting they start shooting
fireworks off i'm shooting with him he comes he comes back over and he goes and he comes back over and he
goes and like yells at it's like didn't i just tell you to stop and i now i'm there and i go
it's the fourth of july and he goes oh their idiot captain is here he goes no he goes like oh you're a
big tough guy now huh and i was like no and i just it's the fourth of july we're going to keep
shooting fireworks off and then i take the bottle rocket and i shoot it over his house right out of
my hand i shot like probably four or five of them and then my like i start really i'm like i'll
fucking show you loud i start shooting him off over his house
out of my hand.
What the?
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, but he's being a fucking fun hater on
the fourth, like if it was June, August, July 7th, like, let the kids have their fun.
So I start doing that.
And then finally my dad comes out because I think, he's like, hey.
Oh, I think Jake Wynn got my dad because he was like, oh, he's maybe being bad.
And my dad came.
He's like, like, Siege, come on, let's go.
But even my dad agree.
He goes, no, that guy was in the wrong to tell them to stay.
stop, you know, like let them have their fun.
Anyways, I had to go over there and apologize, like, a day later, two days later.
Yeah, what that looked like?
Very awkward.
Really?
Well, it was him and his whole family sitting down out front, and I walked over, and I was like, hey, you know, I'm sorry, yada.
I was so larried.
I didn't say larried, but I just, you know.
And I don't know.
They said it was cool, but his fucking wife was just like glaring at me the whole time.
Well, that's probably the reason that he came.
He was getting, he was getting his ass chewed inside.
Oh, tell those little fucking kids, shut up.
He's just sick of listening to her.
And then he goes out and then he got Captain Idiot out here.
I still don't really kicked up.
I don't really think I'm in the wrong for shooting fireworks off.
I think maybe the way I handled it was poorly, but.
No, I'm an advocate for that.
I'd say 4th of July, let it rip till as late as you want.
I think, yeah, people like not even that far down also were like, they constantly
shoot fireworks off. I'm like, you're coming at us
when little brother's got some bottle rockets. Like,
I'm glad I don't live over there anymore. I don't have
to see them. Fireworks are such a strange
enjoyment. Like a bunch of folks
just all sitting around enjoying
some colors in the sky.
They bring something out of you, dude. Burning money,
man. So I was trying to
kind of grasp it. I didn't even know what to look up because I wanted to
know the whole number. So it's like, so fireworks are
expensive. Everyone knows that. How much money
per year is being blown up in the sky like i just i just want to know like worldwide i don't know
if that technically though it's it's just going in the economy but yeah other people are you know
because well yeah yeah no it's not just like money disappeared it's not like you just took a hundred
bucks and lit it on like 25 grand a night for disney's fireworks show this wow uh it says in
2022 the total consumption for fireworks on the fourth of july is 2.3 billion dollars i don't get
super off on like the the lights and stuff in the sky
I like, like, the loud ones or, like, actually using them to blow stuff up, like, old microwaves or, you know, whatever.
We used to be on that.
I know.
I wish we could do that.
Our explosion era.
Yeah, we would, like, if there was anything, like, you had garbage.
Blow it up.
You could, yeah, blow it up.
It was like, oh, next time we get some fireworks.
This couch is, you know, we got a new one.
We could maybe give this to the neighbor or whatever or sell it on Craigslist.
Blow it up.
We did that with a jet ski.
So at our old shop.
If you guys have been watching for a while.
Legendary video, I have it.
I'll find it.
We had this old shop that was a part of Shop Association, H-O-A.
And we had an old jet ski.
And our buddy Tint got like these insane fireworks.
Like they're M-80s on steroids.
Like they're crazy.
And so we put one of them inside this firework hole.
It was a jet ski.
That's what we called, though.
The firework hole.
Yeah.
A firework girl, you're looking at a new jet ski.
So is the firework hall reinforce us?
Where's going to be the best place to drop those in?
We put this firework in the jet ski hall.
We start it.
Everyone's just running in all directions.
You didn't have to go very far because there were shops everywhere.
It was just in the middle of them, right?
You just had to get behind one of the shops.
Boom!
Firework goes off.
Jetsky goes higher than all the shops.
To this day, I haven't seen anything explode quite,
like it.
No, it was perfect.
Fiberglass everywhere.
Landing on all the roofs, there's little jet ski parts.
Ben, you're making me miss, well, and stuff.
Yeah, dude.
Or when we had fired myself up.
We would take the garbage cans, and we'd put them, we'd put it under, and it'd blow
them up so high, and then pretty soon we had no garbage cans.
So we had, like, if you wanted to throw your trash, you'd to walk outside and actually
go to the dumpster.
Because, I mean, you know, there's a little bit tighter time, so buying, you know, four new
garbage cans we had money for the fireworks but not enough for the garbage cans took a week or two
yeah like we got so excited about that shit like the couch the couch cushion blows up and it's
like spinning onto the roof and we're like we could never do that again the couch cushion
landed on the roof how did we end up there until the wind blew it down oh is that what we did
see it from the fucking yeah you can see it from the road couch cushion and a burned couch dude it
we almost burn that shop down at least like seriously close calls four to five times yeah this one
never insurance company we're so safe no we've never had any chance or anything like gold shop okay
we just are out of our fireworks phase yeah we're not lighting stuff on fire anymore we're not that
cool i mean what did we light off in the field yeah the jeep oh that car the explorer remember that
and then it started on fire because that was another one of tints fireworks oh no that one started
from a gas leak
yeah
anyway
what about the time
that we had big reno out
and we lit off that
the oven
yeah the dishwasher
I still find oven pieces
laying around in the field
that thing went high
the oven was one of the best ones
ever it was after the circle
slip and slide
basically YouTube does not like
fireworks they probably don't even want
to say in that word
maybe we can do it on Snapchat now
yeah we should get back into it
we should get back into it
I feel like we
yeah it's like as soon as we're filming it
We almost just, like, kind of let it go from our life.
It was kind of fucked up of us.
Yeah, I was going to say we should, I mean, whatever you guys want,
but I always like, I want to buy fireworks and then, well, at first,
we should put on a little show.
I'm like, no, F that, you know, like, what are we going to do?
Go buy $500,000 worth of fireworks.
You need a lot more to put a show.
I could see you doing it.
No, I was just saying, I was like, yeah, I want to go get some fireworks and,
like actually put a show on?
No, no, no, the opposite then.
I was like, no, I want to do some dumb shit with him.
Nice.
Mike starts passing off fires.
In the history of the world, nobody's ever said,
let's you dumb shit with fireworks.
I saw a picture of a guy giving a thumbs up.
It's like happy 4th of July,
but it was just like he didn't have any fingers and it was just a thumb.
Yeah, dude, you got to be so careful.
Throw it reverse, Terry.
Back it up, Terry.
Terry, what is you doing?
Terry, oh, God.
Yeah, if we give Tint the go-ahead, though,
you know he'll be here tonight with a truckload of those fireworks.
Oh, God, yeah.
I've been waiting for you guys.
We had one sitting on our kitchen counter for quite a long time until Alex cleaned.
And it was like, I think if you lit it off and hear it'd blow the windows out of the shop.
Yeah.
That's what lost to your hearing, wasn't it?
Yeah, that's why I can't hear shit anymore.
No, this one's bigger.
No, this one's even bigger.
I'm all scared to just have it sitting there.
I know.
We need to get rid of this.
Yeah, we should go light that thing off right now after this.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay.
We'll do it for Snapchat.
Perfect.
Another reason to follow us on Snapchat.
We'll put every individual Snapchat in the description.
We've all been posting on our personal.
Dude, we even got Evan.
Evan's got like an iPhone 8.
Evans is the best fucking thing because he goes up north
and he put his hold on the magic camping trip on there.
And I was like, man, this is gold.
I was laughing hysterically.
Yeah, I was laughing at the slim.
Slim and then the van.
They're in the Astrovan.
Then they go, we call it Susie or something like that.
And then two minutes later,
Susie's got a flat tire on the side of the road.
They're all drinking teas.
And that's doing a burnout.
They're so northwood.
But anyway, with that firework,
I was on the kitchen counter and I was like holding my hands and playing with it.
And then later that day, we went to the airport and, you know, they test your finger for like bomb residue.
And I was like, shit, I was holding something that like.
They must be pulling you aside for something, right?
They always pull Ryan aside.
Yeah.
Ryan willingly goes aside.
Test me.
I don't even.
I don't know.
He takes his pants.
They don't they don't stop him.
He's like, hey, you want to just double check.
I'm not sure if I left anything.
Put me in the back room.
pat me down you do get stopped every single time going through tsa but to be fair you usually get
stopped and there is something in your backpack or or like something in your baggage and you're like
oh fuck forgot about that yeah one time i went through a tsa and uh through my backpack on the counter
went through and the lady goes do you have something that you want to tell me about in your bag and
i go oh fuck you know did i question is that you better have something real bad in there that's what
i was like oh man i don't know what is it and i'm like i don't i don't think so and she opens it up
and it was full of Gatorade.
Like, I had like nine Gatorades in there.
And she was like, I was like, oh my God, I can't even forgot about this.
And she looked at me, she's like, wasn't it heavy?
Yeah.
And I go, yeah, now that I think about it, yeah, it was really fucking heavy.
But I just forgot about all my Gatorades.
And you're just slinging Gatorades.
And I think she thought I was like trying to, yeah, get something.
Five bucks.
She was probably thinking you had something else in there because I'm sure like it doesn't show Gatorade.
So he's like, what, you got some bottles of liquor or something?
No, it was weird.
Every time I go through TSA, I get this, like, little thing in the back of my head.
As soon as it's coming through, I'm like, oh, shit, is there something in there?
Oh, there's, is there drugs in my backpack?
I'm like, I don't do drugs, but maybe I started doing them, and I can't remember.
Do I have a knife in there or something?
I'm like, I don't, I don't think I even own a knife.
You're, like, in front of, we'll leave names unsaid, and they go, oh, fuck, I'm hot.
I got all that, that whatever in my backpack, and they just take it out and put it in yours.
And then they go through clean and you get stopped.
Yeah, it is a concern.
I think that's like, that's got to be like the most generic thing of, like, everyone has that same feeling.
I never feel that way.
Oh, really?
I'm never worried about it.
I'm just always like, if we're running late, I'm like, God, I hope they don't stop me just
that way I can make the flight because it would suck if you guys all dip.
One time, we were going to Vegas, I think it was two years ago, and I went to the bank
beforehand, withdrew some cash to lose it all, put it in my backpack, and then we're going
through TSA, get up to the TSA gate where they scan your ticket, start panicking because I
cannot find my ID anywhere.
I'm looking through my wallet, I'm checking, dumping everything out.
I'm letting everyone pass through.
Couldn't find it anywhere.
I'm like, oh, shit.
I forgot my wallet in my car because I started thinking back to, oh, I brought it.
I had to use it to get money at the bank.
And I just left it in my car afterwards.
I know, boys, I'm not making it.
I have fun in Vegas.
And I go to Ken, our travel agent.
I was like, hey, can you start, like, trying to find another flight?
He was like, yeah, here you go.
And he drove us there, and it's Tesla.
He gives me his little Tesla card.
I'm driving home.
It's like 4.30 in the morning and I get like 10 minutes down the road and I'm like replaying
it back. I'm like, oh my God. My ID is in with the cash that they give you at the bank and I'm like
driving down. I'm trying to get like my bag out. I unzip the bag and get the cash out. There's my
ID. Nice. I hit like the where like state troopers will sit on the interstate that you can't do a
UE on. I hit that. Do a U.E in it. I go, all right. Tap the fence just for good measure.
Yeah, for good luck.
And I max that Tesla out.
I'm doing like 120 bobbing and weaving traffic at like four in the morning, right?
And silent little Tesla.
I'm sweating.
His white seats.
I'm like sliding all over because I'm getting so hot.
Ken was sweating because he got notifications.
Yeah.
I'm driving 100 right now.
And I'm like, I think I call Ken and I go, hold the fucking plane.
And he goes, I don't think I can do that.
And I go, well, tell him I'm.
coming and i i get to the airport and the plane is like about to take off in like five minutes i see
them like out you know start waving this thing down as i'm pulling in right there's like long term
short term parking parking i parked i might have parked that thing in handicapped i was like
problem for ken when he gets home so we get to the front get through tsa thankfully no problems i get
to the gate i go sweating okay i'm here i'm here i'm here they're like about to close the door
lady looks him and goes oh yeah somebody already kicked you off this flight they said that you
weren't going to make it so uh so quick ken was so quick to reschedule me a flight bro he booted me
off of that one he goes uh he's not going to make it so you can just take him off this flight
and uh they were like well let me see if there's room and i was like there should be room
i was supposed to be on there and i had to call ken he had to rebook me a flight oh my god
I literally walked on and they closed the gate behind me
and dude walking down the airplane aisle though
and you guys didn't know I was going to make it
we make eye contact and we're like yeah
electric dude
we cut it tight
I don't know I actually don't want to tell people to do this
because I want to be the only one to be able to do it selfishly
but dude in Fargo
we are going through
we're walking into the airport when our flight's boarding
and you just like zip right through on the plane
it's so easy
now TSA just push
shes you right through.
I don't have to take anything out of your backpack.
They don't even touch you.
And like normally you do the thing and then they pat you down after.
But now it's just like you're good to go.
Well, you guys have pre-check?
No, that's what I mean.
I mean, like, in Fargo, like I was through in six minutes.
You guys, yeah.
Like you guys go through and it's like you guys hardly even,
but obviously it makes a difference at bigger airports.
Yeah, at big airports is nice.
And Faro, it doesn't matter.
TSA pre-check is one line.
It's maybe just straight and then over.
And then the other line is like zigzagging back.
forth. And at most airports that we go to, there's no one in line either one. But me and
Ryan have TSA pre-check. You guys don't. So we'll just walk. You guys zigzag. We walk straight.
We get there at the exact same time. Yeah, like, you'll get ahead of us. But I was like,
you guys, we just got steps in and you guys didn't have to walk. Yeah. We've definitely gotten
better at flying. Do you remember that one time, Mike? I feel like you and I really didn't spend
much time flying. Yeah. So we were going to Utah and it was such a rush to make the connecting
flight so we go to Colorado and then we're going to Utah yeah I just don't think we were
kind of Mike and I were in the back we had we haven't we know anything about flying we really
don't know anything yeah and and we're just following the rest of people because we didn't
know where we were going you'd hop on these trams yeah we weren't following the boys
hop on the fucking tram and leave the airport when we're supposed to be hopping on a connecting
flight that's already tight like boarding so we get we leave the airport by the time we
We're outside of everyone.
We're like, what the fuck?
We are so dumb.
It's like as soon as we stepped off the train, you're like,
you've got to read TSA.
Yes, then we have to, so we're like,
the lady goes, no, you got to go back through.
And we go and turn around and look.
It's the longest line I've ever seen.
Do you remember that?
It was like the, I pretty much accepted defeat at that.
Yeah, I thought for sure we weren't going to make it.
And I was just like, well, oh, well, I guess we'll,
I don't know what we're going to do, but.
Yeah, but we did end up making it, too.
We did, and it was tight, but...
But yeah, that was a first and hopefully a last is like...
Yeah, we learned our lesson.
It'd be like walking out of the...
Through the security doors and only open one way.
And then being like...
What the book?
Damn, I'm supposed to get on a flight soon and now...
Yo, how about a couple months ago when we hopped on the flight and Mike, you were with us,
you were with us, and then you were just like distracted, we hopped on, we landed in Fargo and we go,
where's Mike?
I'll forever be flustered by that one, because...
Yeah, like we get in through TSA
And then you guys are like sick
We're gonna hit the Delta lounge
Okay, cool, well I'm just gonna go find the gate
And then I did
And I found like the one across from it
And it was so early that it didn't say
You know, too Fargo
It just said like to wherever it was going
And so I'm like, all right well I'm chilling
I don't see any of the guys
All right, now it's boarding time
I still don't see any of the guys
Also I don't see anyone
So you knew it was boarding time
No he was at the wrong gate
Yeah, that's what I'm saying
But you looked and you're like, it's boarding time.
Yeah, and then I was just kind of like wondering what was going on.
And I'm like, well, I'm definitely going to see the guys.
And then...
And it's not like I'm looking at like E-46 and it's supposed to be B-12.
No, it's like...
You were in the one next to us because I remember we saw you sitting in the chair.
And sometimes, like, some of us will sit in the...
Because you're like, I don't want to sit on the airplane for 15 extra more minutes.
So I'll sit here until it's like last minute and I'll walk, fucking hop on.
I figured that's what you're doing.
So I walk by, there's Mike.
But yeah, no one, no attention was.
How the hell did he miss this one?
It's no one's fault.
I mean, I spend every single day with you.
I don't need to walk by and hit you on the shoulder.
No, but there was, you know, hopping on this play.
How's it going?
Hey, but also, like, when there's five homies that roll by,
the odds of one of them, like, being like,
is pretty high if you guys are, if you're nice.
Mike, oh, you're already, you're already blown it.
It's like the odds of at least, I would say,
just saying, like, oh, I'd say most, well, I keep an eye.
on Evan though I worry about that kid
well then you should tell him to say
what up to me when you guys walk by
when you turn
like 16 you can navigate the airport
efficiently on your own
so I figured my 28 and I pretty much
did like would get the notification on the app
that's like hey your flight
they yell like boarding last call
and all this I think the worst part of I'm sure they hit your name too
I usually that's the other part like I
you know at that point I was like
AirPod it up where is everyone no
un-air-potted so that I could hear
possibly someone say my name. You didn't have it to look around?
I was looking around. That's why I'm so damn confused.
I'm really confused too because I just figured you were
AirPods on, sitting there on your phone
and just somehow you were zoned in,
maybe watching a fucking video. I didn't know you guys saw me.
I didn't see you because I didn't go to the club. It was just the four of us
wherever we were coming back from because Kenny was gone.
Man, when I'm at the airport, though, I don't let Ken out of my sight.
No, I know.
that he's taking the quickest route.
He knows exactly where we're supposed to be at what time.
He ain't wasting a single ounce of energy.
And I'm like, if I just keep, if I just stay with this guy, I'm in the best hands.
Ken's like a bloodhound searching for a fugitive that escaped a prison.
He just like, he gets this scent.
He like gets off the plane.
He's like, Delta Club.
And then he just takes off and you see him, his head perks up.
You know when Ken's chin works up a little bit and his shoulders going back.
And he's just gone.
And you just pick out the six foot five man in walking through the crowd.
And you just follow him and just try to keep up because he's on the case.
Dude, I've learned don't ask him questions.
Nope.
When he's doing that too because like,
you'll stress him out.
You're just, no, you're just getting in the way.
You'll distract him.
Yeah.
Don't distract him.
And don't question him.
Shut up and get on, you know.
Ken, I see my app tells me there's a delta coral.
You don't want to go to that one.
No.
That one's got the bad food.
That's because you haven't registered right.
This one's got the cleaner toilets.
We need to walk across the airport for that one.
Jesus fucking Christ, Ben.
How do you not know this yet?
I've told you this 14 times.
He saved us countless.
Well, he's a good travel agent.
He's good best.
I mean, I absolutely couldn't ask for a better travel agent.
Well, I could.
I could definitely ask for a better.
I mean, he knows his way around.
That's free.
That's free.
Well, I got cut off.
I guess I have a love-hate relationship with it because, like, the dude is so dialed,
but like has obviously a personal vendetta against me and CJ so like i wonder why yeah so like every flight
every bus ride any anything that you get to pick where you go yeah he picks for us and he puts us in
the worst spot i again when you book flights you don't pick your seat it doesn't say he does he does
and then picks it for me and cj to make sure that we're in the back i i i don't think i don't think
he does and then like me all be sitting two rows beside you guys or behind you and then i just go
i just go in the app like an adult and then move myself to where i want to sit i didn't start
doing that until recently now i know you can do it i didn't know you could do that so ken with like
our company credit card too little little uh tip and trick oh yeah ken knows every single credit card
option and and benefit and hack and uh program that you can be on so for like the company
We buy all of our merch and shipping and everything like that.
And Ken's got all these credit cards that, like, maximizes points for every single dollar that we spend.
Our points, I'd say even, yeah.
Our flights and hotels usually are always free.
Yeah, because he's got like a car.
It's like such an adult thing capitalizing on that kind of.
Well, and then he goes one step further on capitalizing on it.
And then, well, basically, certain cards, you can max out the amount of points in the category that you pick to make the most points in.
and then he'll just start another one.
Oh, he's got that shit dial.
We've got so many credit cards.
So many cards.
So you get the bill and it just comes.
It's a stack this tall.
Oh, yeah, I started up a new account because, you know, we've been shipping a lot to Atlanta.
And if we ship to Atlanta, we get four times points.
Yeah.
No, he's got that dialed.
And honestly, it's good to know that we've got specialists in different parts of the, yeah, exactly.
You need somebody who just kind of obsesses over an obscure thing.
Because then you don't have to worry about it.
it absolutely absolutely and he gets us set up yeah he does uh so you guys uh you guys enjoying
the new boat and churion yeah love it are you yeah dude i could how could we not be i could shed a tear
over it it's so beautiful it is incredible and so we like did a video with that a couple weeks
ago and uh you know we've been posting a few more youtube shorts we just mostly were reluctant
to do that because we love our long form videos i mean that's our bread and butter but
posted the shorts and the video of the ranger and also just the whole yeah pulling it with the ranger
was like so fun definitely the right move like and it did it just fine could it have pulled it
out of the water the world may never know sure yeah there's no way we're gonna try are we good
yeah we have like i want to go do that's the best truck you could what else were we're going to
pull it with mike people were pretty aware that we didn't pull it out with the ranger well yeah
it's going to sit in there till the end of summer and fall they'll have to stay tuned we'll pull it out
I'm totally down.
So anyway, the video, the reel of it going down and like, dude, when, you know,
when you're real gets like traction elsewhere and gets more views, just like a YouTube short,
this one got a ton of traction to a ton of people that have never heard of us.
And it's so funny.
Dude, people are like, legit mad.
This is why you don't pull it with a six-cylinder truck.
Like, this is why you don't make that truck into a duly and think that it's a tow rig.
I saw a lot like spent all their money, spent all his money on the boat, couldn't afford a big
enough truck to pull it.
What an idiot.
I'm like, some of these comments are genuine.
They're like salty.
They're mad.
Yeah.
It's fun to read.
It's funny.
It's reaching a new audience.
Exactly.
That's how you know when they don't get it.
Yeah.
That's when you know.
Yeah, exactly.
When you just have like random like haterish comments or when you, yeah, when they just don't
get it.
There's like a small window to when something's going viral or or so when we post something, you know,
there's like the immediate.
love from the fans and then when it blows up a little bit there's the hater comments and then the
fans are always there to like defend and be like no no no this is why they did it or no you got to watch
the youtube video or like you know sticking up for it and then the bigger it goes then it just gets
overtaken by hater comments and then that's when it's like that's so true now it's really doing well
all the top comments are not positive at all yeah either neutral or one of what's crazy I was
looking we posted one video and between the Instagram real the YouTube video and the YouTube
short we have nine million views wow nine million views that's that's fucking crazy in a week
that's just like goes to show it just takes like a little bit more creativity to put into it you know
honestly originally we got the boat and we pulled it with the seema truck and we're like this just
isn't it looks cool it looked cool but it's like nothing that special or funny and like
We put, like, the hitch receiver on the ranger because for the longest time,
all it had was just like the goose neck hits in it.
Most, that truck is only for real heavy loads.
Like, yeah, just real heavy.
So this was a little bit of lighter end, but we, you know, big,
we had to explain it to big wrench.
And he was like, all right, you want to pull something smaller with it.
Okay, I'll put this hitch receiver on it.
But, yeah, and then that and then it blew up.
But so glad we did that.
Like, just pop up a picture of it.
Like, it's just a good looking unit.
Oh, it's a good looking unit.
Right.
But it's just.
so out of the ordinary. Henry Ford actually came to me in a dream last night and he was
you know from the spiritual world and he came down and he said he was very happy what we were doing
with the Ford Ranger and giving them publicity and he said that he was going to speak to someone
else and they were going to make another duly Ford Ranger and they're going to bring it back to
they're going to bring it back to the old style yeah no they're just going to go find a 99 and then
clone it and then and put it back out they just need to throw you know nothing they don't need to change
There's nothing about it.
They just need to start making those again.
Yeah, they could maybe put like a Bluetooth radio in,
but honestly he said it was going to be like an upgraded feature that I do like FM,
you know, when you're in the, when you're in the Ranger, nothing better.
It's just whatever's on.
Well, static FM radio.
Arm out the window.
You guys know how when Disney died, he had this whole dream of like what he wanted Disney to become.
And still to this day, how big Disney is, it's only like 15% of what he dreamed.
I believe that's the same thing with Henry Ford,
but some wrong people got in power at Ford,
and they took the company another direction,
but that's not what he wanted.
It's off course.
Yeah, it's off course.
We need to get back to the 1999 Ford Ranger.
I think we might have to get the full-wheel drive working on that thing
to do some real heavy lifting.
I was like, at this point, we should spend the money and get that shit fixed.
And I think a diesel swap is in the future.
sadly probably not a power stroke
either a Cummins or a Durhamax
but a good motor I would rather
do either of those than a power stroke
well it's just like power stroke I don't know
it's not it's not the most popular of diesel
you know sounds kind of gay
power stroking oh yeah
well it seems like
yeah yeah
what are they doing with this but
yeah I agree
I thought you were saying the sound of like the motor
I was like I think the power stroke sounds just fine
but it just doesn't I did too because I was
driving the same truck the other day.
Sounds amazing.
It's a good son of motor.
It's hard to convince people of our marketing methods sometimes.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, we're going to pull it with our duly ranger and, you know,
it's going to skid down the axis.
Like, that's just one example.
And it may crash into the dock.
It may.
Yeah, but hopefully not.
That was something I thought about.
And I was like, I didn't think about it too much.
I said, I'm going to do my best to make sure that doesn't happen.
But if it does, we're probably buying this boat.
And you just.
Like we're paying, obviously, we're really paying for it too much because that's when things go wrong.
Just do, don't think.
Right.
One of many examples of how we've benefited some companies like tenfold just because like we're like, we got a crazy idea.
But it may not be orthodox.
And then we execute it and it does like way better than just like if we were just like, we're stoked on the boat.
And just did it the normal way.
Check it out.
If you did it the normal way, like what's the fun in that?
I don't think anyone.
questions it anymore i don't think i don't think anyone questions it but i think companies that
take the risk on not questioning it are the best yeah god bless them yeah all right let's do it
we got some two turn keys to drink hey the drop still going though thanks for watching everybody
we will see you guys next week peace