Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Cj's Embarrassing Night Out, Kens Run For Mayor, & Micahs New Business

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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But they were like, you should tell Ken to drop out. And I'm like, I do embarrassing stuff. I mean, pretty much for a living. But I knew that was wrong. Like, that's something I don't stand by. Like, what the hell were we doing? So stupid. So fun, though.

We're living in stimulation right now. I kind of ruined his birthday. No, I absolutely, like, messed up. I made a mistake. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small. All iced coffee for five bucks plus tax.

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Welcome, Jake. We got Ben with his new hat on. We got Ken in front of the cameras. It's a beautiful thing. We're weird. Dead center, Ken. Legitimately not sure who's doing the ads on this podcast today. Yeah, where's Ryan?

Where's Ryan? Well, he's in New York. spending all of his ad money. Dude, Ryan has got that secret pocketbook, doesn't he? Yeah, I don't even think it's a secret. I think he's just rubbing it in our face at this point. I haven't seen a dollar from this podcast. I've been doing it for four years.

I thought we were reinvesting for the longest time, but then I realized all we had was this table and a few chairs. We're investing in our setup and we don't have anything. We have this shitty TV that doesn't work half the time. It's not even there. I don't know what I'm pointing to that. I just noticed the ad money from the podcast comes from Ryan's account. No, I don't know.

seen money well no it gets deposited like a couple like 20 30 bucks at a time from ryan's account really what oh we might have to look more into this is it just going straight into you no i think it goes straight into his account and then divvies it up you guys are getting like three bucks not even worth it i we just straight up sit down just to catch up this is right i was like yeah some that's all we're doing it is this is no hate because i think if we didn't have the following we did and we started a podcast i get fed like podcasts on YouTube that it's like new podcast from so on you know never heard of it and it has like 15 views I'm like man dude they're just doing it for the love of the game yeah that's tough

well most podcasts don't make it past seven podcasts yeah yeah I think like 95% of podcast what number are we all know 100 and something 100 and like 40 you know three bucks though it's not bad I mean it's like three hot dog sales for you mike it's true yeah dude that was super fun so a lot of hot dogs And I think half the reason I sold them Is because they knew who we were The other half was because they were a dollar I do have to say like if you want to try that And get a hot dog stand and you're single

I sold more hot dogs to females than I did Yeah dude I couldn't believe it They really were interested They were and then like there was something about like Who's Mike and then I'm Mike And then it was like your mic Yeah The one girl that was like this is your hot dog stand mic

Mike that happened like two or three times though It was just like really caught on camera well once but, God, that was funny. That was funny. People were loving it. The branding was incredible. I had no part in that. You guys killed it.

I was actually pretty proud of that one. I'd been trying to find a hot dog stand for you for the last, like, two months. I mean, we've been talking about, obviously, Mike's hot dog addiction for a long time here. But I've been trying to bring it to light. Honestly, I wanted to go to New York and have you do it in New York, but there was just a lot more complications with that. So, yeah, I've been looking for a hot dog stand for, like, straight up since. the beginning of summer and uh that one popped up i at first i was like i don't know it kind of seems random that it's just like a early 1900s car turned into a little but it was perfect but it ended up

being perfect because i i saw one that was kind of like a ice cream cart bike but it was it was shaped like a hot dog it's funny but i like the model t looking car way more fits you it's great it's your brand the business model is great unless you're making high on your own supply you definitely went backwards, didn't you? No, I, realistically, I ate three hot dogs. Like, you know, I wasn't just ate three hot. We were out there for an hour. We were out there for an hour.

Realistic, I just ate three hot dogs. Because I didn't want to get a tummy ache. I had to pull that thing around. That's true. So I ended up doing the math at the end of the night. Slinging hot dogs is just for the love of the game and getting these hot dogs out into the world and not about the money for you. I knew that, but I really knew it when we were wrapping up and you

left the cash box on top of the hot dog stand and it was loaded up on the trailer about to head down the highway and I was like I better do one last once over on this thing and the cash box is sitting there open at the top I was like oh Mike really is not concerned about the money he just made I wasn't because like realistically there was like $40 in there no there was it was 140 and I put 100 into it change I gave you change I was nice I gave him the business and I gave him change And then you were down 80 bucks I didn't take it You know what

Speaking of the money going back Into the company I just I left it I knew that wasn't for me That was for the love of the game Reinvested company In just better equipment Maybe you'll get a truck

That drives under its own power now No that was pretty funny though I had just made a purchase Facebook marketplace purchase That morning And I had a bunch of cash in my pocket And that's like whip it out You guys are like what the

Why do you have like five grand on you Because he's money Mike I didn't question it one bit. I was like, of course he has five grand on him. Mike went and bought a skate park. I saw it, dude. I rolled up to the shop, but I'm like, you know Mike's been on Facebook marketplace

when you show up and there's a skate park on a couple trailers. Like a whole used skate park. Like it was a city. It must have been, yeah, exactly. Like they had a city skate park and they just were getting rid of it. And Mike bought it, bought every ramp. It just kept coming with more and more trailers of these things.

Like one trailer load to the, the brim as much as I could get on it, then another goose neck, then another even bigger goose neck, full of skate ramps. Like, it's a full skate park. Dude, Mike, you are just living the absolute dream. I'll tell you that. You spend your money how anyone in your position would imagine that they would spend their money.

So I don't have a super car. I love it. I roll up to the shop, just trying to find you guys. No one's there. But I see Gavin with a ramp like 10 feet in the air. And I'm like, what's going on here? What's this? And he goes, I don't know.

Mike bought something, I guess. It's a pretty serious skate park. Yeah. It is. When I picked it up, the biggest drop in on it is eight feet. I haven't even dropped in on a six foot quarter. Dude, you and Evan, I've seen you guys ride skateboard. Let's see.

Probably the last three years pretty heavily, right? You are actually getting somewhere. Evan has not progressed one bit. This dude, I've seen him probably try a hundred. Thousands. Yeah, a thousand kickflips. Has not landed a single one. Dude, I'm not a skateboarder,

so I can't really throw stones. But, like, you would think after a while, after three years, there would be a little progress made. I well agree. Evan is so good at everything, but skateboarding. He works his ass off, dude.

He's just not built, like, a skateboarder. Well, he's a lot better than most people. Well, he's a lot better than anyone who else doesn't skateboard. But, like, for someone who skates for three, you know, honestly, his whole life. Because he's a BMXer. Oh. So, like, I always just.

give him the benefit of the doubt. But, I mean, yeah, he's definitely not progressing. But, well, then he saw the size of the ramps. The whole reason that the skate park was being sold and it was because it was too big. I believe it. The ramps were too tall. And then he saw the size of it. He's like, dude, I'm trying to BMX this.

I'm like, yeah, whatever you want. Are you worried at all the ramps are going to be a little narrow? Or maybe there was just like they're in weird sections. You always want them to be wider. You know, it's like when you build a half pipe, usually you build it eight feet wide. Sometimes 12. 12's good. 16 is like the money shot, but usually they're eight feet wide.

Yeah, I don't know. We'll see that they're really slippery. That's what I'm worried about. They're like actually, like, if you stand up on top and, like, just try to run down them, you'll just. For sure. We'll see. We'll probably end up riding e-bikes and pit bikes. Where are we going to put these things?

We'll put in the merch bay. Oh, really? Until. Ken? No. I think, it was Ben's idea. I think if we got the room, we're going to put it in there. At the new merch shop, that'd be actually kind of sick.

Yeah, we're going to put it in there for the winter. And then as soon as it fills up. Oh, winter. I thought maybe a more fills up Which is only fair As the business expands Yeah you can take Mike's ramps out one by one No I'm not trying to keep it in there

And like prohibit us from Expanding our merch That's actually a pretty good spot Yeah It's a pretty good spot for it We tried growing the business But then Mike bought a skate park Next thing you know he's charging admission

There's like six bucks you can come in and skate for the day Everyone's back there just skating And Ken is like So over it he can't hear shit Loud music. People graffeting. 90s grunge and spainting cans. It is.

That's the other. The upside is that they're metal. The downside is that they're metal. So when you're skating, you get that kind of, that sound on everything. But, dude,

they were sitting in the woods for 10 years, but they have like rubber eyes like a playground. So like they're pretty chilling. Yeah, you can maybe get them like seal coated. Yeah. I don't know. We'll have to paint over something.

But home pit next. Yeah. That'd actually be great. I think that'd be sweet. I love it, Mike. I think it's great. You're just a big playground around here. It's just a grown-up playground.

So when you were like, I'm buying a skate park, I was like, that's a great idea. Of course you should. You weren't even like, yeah, do you think like, we should all buy it? Didn't even ask. Mike was just like, yo, I'll fork out the five grand for this one and I'll buy it. I got this. I was like, dude, I think everyone would have been down to just everyone chips in. But Mike was like, no, I want this to be money Mike's skate park.

It's interesting. like obviously I always show up late but like I rarely I rarely take personal days and that was you know in a sense of personal day like to go get it but like like started out by picking up a skate park and he ended it by slinging hot dogs on the street what a day it might have been the best day ever that was probably like legitimately the most I sweated all summer and then afterwards as you're grabbing those hot dogs dude I couldn't believe how people didn't mind that you were literally grabbing them off the machine with your bare hand after you took the money and then Put the dog in the bun, hand it to them.

Yeah, I got a couple looks, but other than that, and one person, no gloves, and I'm like, I'll watch my hands, and they're like, okay. Two of those girls, they did see you do that, and then they just immediately threw them in the trash. That was another, like, money shot, I guess, of the video. Like, so many people were like, bro, when those chicks threw them away. Yeah, I mean, they weren't, they weren't going to eat that shit.

When the lady gave me $20, too, that hyped a bunch of people up, too, and myself, obviously. Like, she was so nice. Give me $20 and say, I don't eat meat. but I love what you're doing. $20 for you, sir. Well, you could have told her a white lie and just said, oh, no, these are vegan hot dogs.

She's not trying to kill her. Jeez. You can catch a charge for that, I can't. Why, you're the ketchup guy, Ken. It's just straight lying and false advertising. It's just a small lie. It's the white fib. That's what when I wasn't sell them,

Dalton's like, dude, you got to shove them down their throat, man. You got to sell these things. And I was like, we're looking for consent here. We're looking for consensus. Slinging these hot dogs. Well, I want to bring that out, like, at hey days or something.

I think that'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, I could see slinging hot dogs at hey days. Well, we're, you know, doing the meat and greet. You're off to the side. Mark up the price a little bit, $2.25. $1.25. Still undercut Costco. What are Costco is $150?

That's a mic question. By the end, you're just going to be giving out a dog and a dollar. Not even going to be making money. They just get both. He's just trying to make people's days at that point. Right. Trying to get everyone fed. So I'm not trying to out you.

here but uh i got a story about cj that like i have been meaning to talk about for a very long time because i have not laughed this hard in a long time and i don't know all the details so i need your side and yeah we're we're rolling this right now absolutely i was in zorbas and uh there's just some people to the right of me that you guys hang out with i don't know them that well but i was just like with friends friends whatever so it sounds like you guys are at parallel and cj was just trying to like maybe squeak out a little fart or something and he just completely I know exactly what you're talking about. Ripped ass.

Super loud. CJ has been embarrassed about this sense. It was like a bomb went off. Dude, the guy made it clear to everybody. Like, he had the whole bar stop. He was standing up, telling the story.

And he just had everybody roll it. He's like, I heard it. It was so loud. Hold on. Hold on. So you're at Parallel, which is a very nice restaurant.

Yeah. Nice is restaurant in the area. Yeah. Let me just tell my side of the story, okay? Well, there's not much to say. It sounded like you didn't give a shit. You just. No, I did.

I did. I did care and I knew it was wrong. And that's why I was embarrassed about it. Did you know it was going to be loud or did you know I was going to smell? No, dude, it didn't smell. It didn't smell. Thank God. He said it fucking reeked.

How do you know? Did he really? Yeah, he's like, bro, I about puked in my own plate. Shut up. Did he actually say that? Yeah, that's what I was crying laughing. It was Nick's birthday that day too. Oh, what the hell?

Yeah, I know a little birthday present for him. No, so like I'm sitting there, you know, it's like Sunday. I'm eating. like eating the crab legs little too much butter obviously and uh everyone else goes Alex of course wants creme brule I'm like god damn it

I got to stand I got to sit there I everyone else leaves what is wrong with her yeah no everyone else leaves I'm trying to go home waiting on her to eat her creme brule and like you know you're just like

you're just sitting there and it just it just like happened and I was like oh fuck and it was like it like ricocheted off the chair Instead it sounded like a soundboard fart Like you pushed a Yeah

You like ricocheted Did you amplify the sound Pick up a little bit Yeah Like you got up Yeah No it just It just like

It was bad And I was like oh fuck You didn't know It was gonna be a loud I just thought I was just like I don't know It just like happened dude Like I normally wouldn't do that

He said you wouldn't look at him He's like hey CJ heard that you were like he never said that yes dude i never said that he never said that okay so you what he said that okay so this is how so when i do that and i'm like oh fuck that was like kind of wow and i'm like sitting there Alex is like talking telling this story dude she's like tell it no Alex is just like sitting here telling me some story or

whatever and then like pretty soon i start like hearing the table like my back's facing the table behind's like was that you was that you like they start blaming each other you know like one of those situations and I'm like oh fuck oh fuck and then and then I think it was him and dude I start like sweating like I do embarrassing stuff I mean pretty much for a living but I knew that was wrong like I was embarrassed like like that's something I don't stand by like I wouldn't even burp at a restaurant but it just slipped and I'm like oh fuck and then like I start sweating dude like my back is sweating I'm like jeez, like, I'm probably going to soak through this shirt.

I'm like, hurry the fuck up, Alex. Eat your cremberlake. Eat your crumberlay. And she's like, what? Trying to enjoy it. I'm like, eat your thing. I'm like, tap. Let's get the fucking tab, all this stuff.

I'm trying to get the hell out of here. Trying to get the hell out of here, dude. Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday. Quiet night in on Friday. It's good to have a routine.

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They're all like laughing really hard. And then, uh, holy shit, the fart hurt. around this no it was literally just one table because it was like it was pretty empty in there so it was quiet i think that's kind of why but with the piano player going no nothing is a piano nothing it's the nice soft music he's just ripping it really was like what the hell is wrong with this kid no exactly and like i'm not dude i was like bent out of shape about it until like wednesday i did on sunday like i thought about it that much like i'd just be like kind of enjoying my life And I just think about like, oh, fuck, why did I do that?

You know, like one of those situations. Like, I wake up like, oh, it's going to be a good day. I'm like, what was that thing that I was all bent out of shape about? Oh, it's right. I fucking farted at. You know, so anyways, like, you know, finally moving past it, but apparently, I don't know if I'm going to be able to. It was the story to be told.

You were at Zorba's and they were still talking about it. I just want to say, though, they were like dying laughing. Yeah. Dying laughing. So, like, anyways, I couldn't fucking look at it. at him when I left because I was afraid they were going to like call me out. I just didn't know what to do. So I just literally like as soon as I signed that motherfucker, I just stood up and just like

walked and Alex just like looks at him. She's like, happy birthday. In my head, dude, in my head, I'm just like, yeah, happy birthday. CJ walks out of you. Dude, I was so fucking flustered. And then like I had a whole like, I like, I like, two more tables that wanted to like talk to me on my way up but I could like they had to be like what the fuck was wrong with that guy because I was so flustered like trying to leave

like I couldn't get out of there quick enough and then uh yeah I mean that was pretty much the story like I knew I wasn't going to escape this like I knew I was going to have to come to terms with it and face the problem head on here soon but I didn't realize it was going to be told to the whole bar well I tell you what I rolled in and yeah everybody was talking Was you standing up on the bar? No, literally. Like, they give him a mic? Everybody just kind of gathered in a room.

He's like, I got a great story about C.J. How many fucking people were there? It had been 20, 25 people. Like, it was a good Zorba's night, you know, all of our friends. But he made it sound like it was funny until they were ready to throw up in their plates. They're like, I could fucking taste it. I'm like, dude. There's no way.

There's no way. It didn't smell. I don't think it did. Well, yeah, but you were probably upwind. Dude, it had a recoil. You freaking barked it off the chair. Maybe. There's no way.

I don't think it. it's smell, dude. I just honestly, I don't think of smell. Because then I would have really felt bad, but I just knew it was loud. It was like a bomb, dude. It was just like a fucking bomb. When you wouldn't make eye contact with him, you knew, no, you knew you messed up when you wouldn't look at it. Well, yeah, dude, like,

I'm not, I'm not proud of it. I'm not proud of it. I want some things. I'm not proud of it and this is one of them. Get a new one. Really? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, gang. That didn't happen. Nancy said it. Was there any kids at the table? No. Oh, okay. Well, that's good at least. No, it's all adults. So tell me how he told the story

Like I want to hear this Like think about a very standing energy Like almost like you're going to a comedy club Like this guy had the whole floor And he was going to go on tour Talk about my fucking part He had the whole bar rolling Honestly he deserves it

I'll each of monetized Like this guy starts selling T-shirts I kind of ruined his birthday I kind of ruined his birthday I went to parallel And all I got was somebody Parting on my plate

I'm going to go back there So tell the story I want to hear this Like you just keep going Like yeah You stood up there And told it How did he tell it

He basically I think all he said Is he was just sitting down Trying to have a nice family dinner And some dude behind him Just was ripping ass I was in front of him Or whatever

It was one time I wasn't ripping ass It was just ripped ass See that's what I say It might have been Exaggerated a little bit On his end But like he had to obviously

Tell the story in the bar To keep everybody going But he said it was like You wouldn't make eye contact because you knew what she did and you didn't own it and it was loud and obnoxious and you just said you didn't give a fuck it can't be obnoxious if if you just do it once okay he made it sound like purposeful like you were just like screw those guys you know i definitely didn't do it on purpose really holy shit i can't get the story straight dude maybe i need to sound like a like a fucking

fruit basket or something i don't know and this is this week on cornrod news is it's J. Lotzer actually shits his pants. I couldn't breathe. You know, I'm just glad that I knew something was going to come of this. And, you know, as more time went on, I was like, Pink-Eye. Doesn't matter. It's going to forget about it.

Nope, I knew. I knew it was going to come back around. Just a content machine. The next time I'm going to go into Zorp us. I'm going to see, like, 12 people pink eye and be like, you guys were in parallel yesterday. CJ was there. Dude, you can't give someone pink eye from farting six feet away from him. It's just not possible.

All right. All right. Well, I'm glad we got that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Jake. Jake, I was thinking about this the other day. Remember when you quit working for Dave and you started your own business doing the exact same thing as Dave?

So, so Jake's family or Jake's dad started this company. It's called Sherbrook Turf. Turfing. And what it is, it's like if you're driving down the highway and they're building, you know, a new highway and all of it is getting seated on the sides, like that's like the jobs at Sherbrook Turf. does like they seed like big construction zones like highways and whatnot so anyway jake worked for dave for your whole life yeah your whole life right i've never applied for another job anywhere i worked for dave for a little bit and jake gets in a fight with dave yep quits and then the next day starts his own sherbrook turf what you called it what sherbrook hydro lawn yeah we got in a fight

that night i ordered like two pallets of product and uh like a hydroceiter that goes in the box of a truck and my dad just like oh he's just being a punk and honestly to this day the seed supplier called my dad and he's like so what's uh what's going on with your kid he just ordered a couple of pallets of stuff and my dad just hung up and he's like nice like he was actually pumped for me he's like he went through with it jake quits on a friday right yep and monday and so we had our old shop like at this point we're filming videos full time we know that jake just had quit working for dave and uh we're like okay well jake's starting his new business business apparently on Monday and so we're at the shop and Jake shows up to the shop right he

pulls up in his truck and we're like oh wow he didn't go back to work for Dave he hops out and he's wearing like a polo like a button up yeah he's wearing like a button up and the binder his binder it's like basically just a folder like binder leather with a zipper like it's a pretty nice little like so so when you uh you can go on like a website called legal zoom and start an LLC and they will charge you like $800 to open up this LLC and with that though they will send you this binder that says your company name on it and then you can have like you'll have like all of your articles and all of your yeah

all of your business documents in this binder and this is exactly what you do when you get it. Garbage. There is no reason you need to even hold on to that binder right hand because they send you. they send you like all the documents like you do not need them right so jake shows up to the shop hops out wearing a button up and he overnighted his LLC binder yeah and he walked around with his binder talking about in a button up for a week yeah and every time we saw him you still

carrying that fucking binder that said sherbrook hydro lawn LLC yeah i'm gonna get some jobs you're like on the phone you would like you would drop your phone because you were on a phone line with him through his business. You got rid of it. We got you a phone through our business. Oh, that's right. You might still be on it. I am because I get your guys emails.

Like all the time, it's like your Verizon bills do it. I'm like, I'm not even on that anymore. Yeah, you were like the head of it. We went in and Jake started it. You got some real problems. Every time that I try and go get a phone or add somebody onto it, they're like, all right, we need your admin, Jake Sherbrook. And I'm like, holy shit, that's right. is our Verizon admin.

I'm not even on the business plan because I can't get on. I've tried so many times. It's like, you need to get Jake here. And I'm like, I just forget it. Ryan, it's done with it.

He's like, I'm like my own. Ryan did make it on and he had a hell of a time and had to obviously contact it. Do you still have the, the Sherbrook Hydrolon. Uh, yeah,

I do. I do. Mike made me my like first green vest or whatever. He got right. That's a classic. It was I did one job. It was a roadhouse. Seated the front line for $1,000.

And then I was like, sweet, got a thousand. bucks to spend at the bar tonight there. So how long did that business last? About the roadhouse job and that was it. And then what? I either went back to Dave or I went full time with you guys.

It was the same year. I think you went back to Dave because Dave was like, all right, Jake, I'll buy you out. It's like, that was easy. And then you were like, sweet. All I got is this binder. He handed it over. My favorite thing of the whole story, though, is when you explained it to me, you know, you showed up and it was and you're like, yeah.

Yeah, like I just left my dad's and we had this big argument and on my way. I told him what I was doing and he said, good luck with that or wherever you're going. And you replied, I'll send you a postcard. And then you slam the door. And then the next best part of the story is that, you know, you're marching around with this binder and you're on the phone, you know, working these deals and all this for a week, roughly. and uh and you're wearing this this button up shirt with a collar and you end up forgetting your binder at the shop you know just sitting there i'm like so like i think we end up opening up

this binder like what the fucks he got here and it's like literally two sheets of paper from legal zoom one saying like it's just like a printed little like articles of incorporation yeah exactly just two things and then that was and then like a notepad that's just blank Just blank. Doing some real business in there, boys. And that was that. That was that. And he sold the business.

You look the part. I definitely looked the park. Dude, I'll just never forget when he hopped out of his truck that first. He said he's wearing a buttoned up with a binder. Just completely changed. I'm like, yeah, new man, business owner now. You were talking with Ken's mom about doing their yard, I remember.

Yeah, I was just talking. I was like, so what else you got lined up for jobs? Well, I was talking with. Carolyn and might be doing their house. Did you ever get that figured out? Still blacked. Still needs to get done. It could have been a good business.

I'm just, I'm glad you took the other route. Yeah. I'll send you a postcard. I'll send you a postcard. Just a douche. This weekend, I know we talk about this every year. We're at the local country music festival.

And Jake put out the most typical snap for someone who's not going. Your snap on the back of a boat. No one's in it. Just your feet. And it's just like, I get to do this while everyone's sitting in a field, listening to country music. And I'm like, bro, that's what someone who's sitting alone on the boat says. Oh, dude, I just, the amount of people.

Dude, the amount of times that Jake has asked all of us individually, like, you still going to We Fest this weekend? Yep. Nice. I'm going on the boat. Yeah. I'm like, boom. I'm like, oh, Jake, I didn't know you got a boat. Well, I haven't figured out where yet.

But, yeah, I'm trying to go out on the boat. Oh, dude, you can take my boat out if you want. Yeah, we'll see. I got a lot of options. I just try to convince you guys. The boat, I don't know. What's up with that? You could have got on the boat last weekend or next week.

It's just better. My boy's acting like we don't like know about boat life. Yeah, it's like, you guys haven't experienced this. No, we did make a pretty good joke. Ben has a Supra and he's got a raptor motor in it. And Jake has a whipple on his raptor. And we're like, you borrow his boat for a day and just throw. your whipple on it.

Don't even make it to the lake, but she's making power now. Tune it, yeah. Slap it on, throw it in. Yeah, Jake, you can use my boat. Yeah, you just have to put a whipple supercharger on it, though. It probably bolt right up. Oh, no, it would. It's the same motor and everything.

Yeah, it would be. Probably really easy to get at, too, actually. Like $750 at the prop. Might just be ripping across the lake. Do it, dude. You could hit the ground so fast. You hit every rock in that lake. I like, I don't think you still haven't even been over to my house.

No, I have now once When we gave grad of the moped Oh, that's right, that's right That was a good time Haven't been out on your boat yet No, we hopped out on my boat last year I was pretty new to the lake And I hit the ground twice

So it's shallow I was in the boat, I can confirm It's very shallow there Yeah, it's just like You just have to know where to go Right And I just like didn't really know And I thought that I was good

When I wasn't The boat was like waded down And we'd be putting around And all of a sudden And everyone's like Ooh it was hard too it was like every time it got funnier yeah i think it was like two or three yeah i mean i've been in the boat at least for sure two times when you did it but you know a prop is like i don't know

they're just expensive 600 bucks yeah they're you know manufactured and engineered to be perfect so and it built out a nice metal but they're a quick ding is a quick 600 bucks yeah i mean once you hit it once though hitting it again it's like you can't make it any worse I mean you can keep running it Pretty soon I just have one little fin Yeah just just why can't we serve Yeah it's just barely moving So anyway Jake yeah I mean

Keys are in it if you want just make sure you Put the Whipple Yeah you got it you got a lot of flack for that actually There was like probably Not even joking you 50 people that just responded like F you or something like that just from For not wanting to go to Wii Fest Yeah Jake did you see my Wii Fest buy

Yeah that was good I actually like that I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to have a billboard here when i saw that i was like damn that's hard that's really good yeah we'll pop the video up here we uh sent the art off uh and in a matter of two hours they had that billboard electronic billboard big billboard right at the music festival dude how thousands of people to see it was so awesome they said ken matthies for mayor 2024 and uh obviously you've seen it on the screen yeah so you can vote ken's still running for mayor i believe voting ends? Voting ends when this podcast

goes alive. It'll have ended yesterday. Okay, so we need to get something out on the C-Boys Instagram to really push some votes for you. I was campaigning all last night. Every person I took a picture with. Hey, you got an iPhone. Let me just air drop you a link quick. Really? Really good.

Did they vote? Were they voting? Oh my gosh, good. Well, Ken, we are actually going campaigning after this podcast today. So we've got a couple things lined up. That's the thing you wouldn't talk about. Yeah, it'll be fun. So Yeah, we just didn't want you to get cold feet, you know, so we wanted to make sure that you were going to show up

and be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Which you have been anything but cold feet. I talked to some other running mates last night, I guess, the owners of the running mate. How do they feel? They're super nice. Yeah, because the other running mates are dogs. Dogs.

So it's three dogs and then Ken. Yep. And they said, as a joke, but they were like, you should tell Ken to drop out. And I'm like Yeah They're gonna start making smear campaigns Yeah I was like

Yeah like commercial I'm like that's my boy I'm not gonna tell him to drop out Were they being serious? Ah we're joking joking And then like I think they were being serious At the end they were like no

But he actually should Yeah because they all know They don't stand a chance So I was Ken's got way more clout Than these dogs I was just thinking about this Two things Not that likely

But Ken if you do lose They are to dogs And you have a giant fall I know It's a winner win for us. Jake, your dog's running.

I know. That's right. Jake's also like, yeah, Ken, you should drop out. No, I was literally

thinking about the whole smear campaign. I'm like, how should I do this? And then I was thinking about it, I'm like, Ken's not even his real name. He's lying to everybody

right off the start. So I was thinking, I had this whole idea. I'm like, Ken hates dogs. It's Ken's not even his real name, but I was like, uh,

it's pretty aggressive. Even if voting was ended already, if you had like a little one minute bit in your next video, Dude, it'd be so funny. Just for the people. I wanted to do like a walk-around thing with my dog, like how friendly it is. And then get like angry music when Ken's having his like little rage moments. Like, this could be your mayor.

Don't let it happen or something like that. He's not even a dog. Yeah, you know, you got that dog in him. Yeah, that is pretty funny. We're all chatting about this. And then we're like, oh, yeah, Jake, your dog's running. That's right. Yeah.

I was like, oh, I got this in the bag. And then I saw at the bottom of the list. I'm like, ah, Ken's right below it. Shit. Dude, I'm very excited, Ken. Nobody stands a chance. At the country music festival, watching the artist, and then you look over and you see no can-do,

or yes, can-do running for mayor of Cormrott, Minnesota. I'm like, dude, we're living in a simulation right now. Dude, we, like, live in a reality TV show, and I love it. It's like, I don't know if I could ever, like, go back to just being normal. Like, that to me is normal. We see that. I'm like, yes! And then turn around and this is happening.

Like, it's just the best thing ever. I was texting the dude, like, mid-concer, and I was like, hey, what's it cost to run this? And he sent me the numbers. I was like, that's it. Well, to be fair, it's up there for like five seconds at a time. Yeah. I think for any other business, well, for us, it makes like we have nothing to gain besides for obviously you winning as mayor.

And a good laugh. And a good laugh. But, yeah, I mean. It's not even going in a video. For 700 bucks, though, that did seem like a pretty good deal. So it was like, Mayor, what's the first change you'd make in Cormor? Like, you definitely got some power then, right? Oh, dude.

I have so many ideas. My whole campaign plan. It's... But he's not going to tell us. It's available somewhere. Oh, yeah. The pickleball courts. He's got a binder.

Ken got his own binder. Or you could even go the route of like, Cormoron's great the way it is. I'm just going to keep it the same and make sure it stays the same. We just got to keep improving it. Never stop. I think we put the skate park on the pickleball court. Bruh, we didn't ask for this.

Yeah. I think Cormon is just becoming. so legendary like the fact that the old mayor used to be a dog and then that dog duke went like global NBC today and all those like today show and everything yeah he was a legend he was a legend and now the amount of YouTubers between us and you that live in cormrott and then the amount of and then the amount of people no to the amount of people that live in corn rot the ratio is amazing yeah it is it's like seven to 30 literally dude I think some of the people People are a little salty about Ken running because they want it to be, like, a dog again.

But I'm just going to say it. It's not going to hit the same. It's not going to hit the same. Like, you can't just like, you're not going to get the same reaction to having a dog as a mayor as the first time around. You know, it's just not as funny. Like, I guarantee you if a dog does one, it's not going on tour. It's not going on the today show. I was wondering, you know how, like, Duke was mayor until he passed?

Is Ken going to be mayor till he passes? That's what I'm wondering, too, unless they somehow, like, aren't pleased with his performance. Maybe that could be my first change. You know, you can't just have a one-time election and be a dictatorship. It has to be a, that's fair, Ken. That's pretty honorable. I got to give it the power to the people. Or maybe four years.

Yeah, I give yourself a four-year. Yeah, you need some time to make some changes or just run this place down. Yeah, if you do a dictatorship style, I feel like that's how you just get murked. Like, I feel like you're going to have a hit on you. Exactly. Yeah, we don't want Ken, we don't want Ken going on like a parade tour or something like that because his policies are going to piss people off immediately. He's not going to tell anyone what his policies are until he's,

elected apparently. I don't even know what a game to say. Ken's the first. You're the first owner of a bulletproof Tesla. He already, he just needs the windows and he is. Actually, yeah. A bulletproof Tesla cyber truck.

Gosh, that's, I like the ring of that. Ken knows. He's thinking, let him cook. He's about to make a statement. Hold on. Don't want to say something. He's going to say something.

It'll be a fun election. Yes, it will. It will. I can't wait to go. I don't know what you got up your sleeve, Ken. I don't know what you have up your sleeve. No, you don't. He's like, I'll wait to make more comments until after whatever we're filming today.

But that's the thing. Like, you know, you've paid for the paid media. You've done all the speeches, the public speeches, and now it's time to get your boots on the ground, start pounding the pavement, and shaking hands, kissing babies, putting signs and locking in vote. I was doing that yesterday. Well, that's what we're going to be doing today, too.

My favorite part is, like, you came up to me and Sydney, and you're like, you were still in the campaign mode. You were like, oh, yeah, vote for me. I'm running for mayor. Oh, shit. You're like, Ken, I'm your friend. You go to the next guy. This dude is just locked in.

You were locked in. Gosh, you were locked in. I mean, it is, you are right for, like, our life, like, the simulation and just, like, how fucking funny everything is around us. Ken being the mayor of Cormoran, like, you can't write a better story. It's just like, how much more ridiculous can this story

get? It is bizarre. It seriously is bizarre. To, like, remove yourself from it and think about it. When you're saying, yeah, people are kind of getting, like, upset, like, oh, let it be another dog. What's funnier? The local YouTuber, that's Ken? Like, Ken, you are just endless entertainment. It's Ken. A legend. Yeah, everyone knows Ken.

legend. YouTube or a dog, you know, that what? Probably new to the area, Jake. All right, pal.

Yeah. How long's your dog even been here? Dude, that dog lived in the wild. Her dog was abducted. No, it wasn't a... Yeah,

tell the story of this dog. Hey, hold on. Is this dog being put as mayor against his will because he was brought here against his will?

Okay, he's she. All right, pal? And so my dad took like a job in Idaho Falls and like,

Way up in the mountains, there's this huge random, it's a great Pyrenees. It's like 140 pounds, okay? And, like, she'd come down and they'd just throw it like chicken and rob bacon and it would eat, you know, it would just go back up into the hills or whatever. Probably where the house it was living at. No, they wouldn't. There's a thin tree line in a house over there. It was just walking out there were some nice people that would go.

It was just going home. And, uh, no. And so the project was going to be done. And everyone was like packing up and leaving and this dog was staying around. And my dad and Julie were like, this dog can't just sit here. and my dad calls one of his guys and he's like hey i need you get in a truck and bring a big kennel and we're bringing this dog home so he drives all the out there and i'd show up at like 2 a m and here's this like huge huge it's like the nicest dog ever but it's yeah it's we didn't

get abducted and it's stolen that's exactly what you did it have a caller on it yeah yeah it had a caller name and everything no like a phone number you could call number so we took a It said if lost call here. It rang a couple of times. Yeah, so what happened was there was like a house, I don't know how many miles away, but they couldn't keep it home and it just would run away. So like they just,

the owners just let it go astray because it wouldn't stay home anyways. And it was fine. Like the thing like would kill deer and whatever. Like it's a freaking beast. When you're, when you told me. Dude, go on,

go on what? Go on Facebook. Something off here. Go on Facebook and look it up. It kills deer. Do you know how fast a fucking deer? What is this thing? Look at this.

I'm going to show you. They'll like go against bears, dude. No, it's not. Watch. It is not going against bears. I need to see some. Okay. Hold on.

There's videos all over the internet of these things against bears. What is it called a great pyuanese? Yeah. They'll just stand up against bears. Like, it's in their nature. So, like, they're usually to protect, like, chicken and sheep and stuff like that. I just don't know if I can believe a word out of it. this guy's mouth.

This dog is killing deer. It's surviving off of deer. It's not going to kill a bear, but. Gonna fight it. Look it. They just. It's barking out of it. I mean, the bear's backing down.

Yeah. It's kind of cool. They just don't run away. Gets right up to it. It's pretty badass. I'm not going to lie. No, I believe, I was hanging out with Jake and, uh, what's the dog's name? Calisi.

And I believe that it was wild when you were, like, yeah, I don't know how it does with, like, other dogs and, and, but yeah, she gets pretty rowdy when she sees, like, deer and then she saw some deer and pretty much almost ripped you to the ground. Yeah, like an assassin. No, you don't understand. I was, like, walking her and she just drug me. Like, you cannot, like, she'll pull you around.

Like, you are not pulling her around. Yeah, and she, like, you know, wasn't, I guess, trained in that aspect. Like, you're not just like, kill her, no, whatever. And, dude, she was just, like, pulling you literally across the lawn. Yeah, she's like, we're going to get that. And I was like, no, we're not. And I just didn't have a choice. Should have just unhooked it.

Yeah. No. Let it murk the deer. I want to see that. Yeah, I want to see it, too. It would be cool. How fucking fast is this dog? How fucking fast is this dog?

Dude, I'm just trying to... They're fast. Like, when they want to go, they go. They're huge. Think about like, they're just a giant muscle. The way I look at it, yes, deer are faster than dogs, but deer are also stupider than dogs. They definitely are. They are so stupid.

So stupid. So stupid. Possibly the dumbest animal. You know what's crazy is that white-tailed deer are like really stupid And then you get into the, you know, around Idaho and Montana and whatnot The mule deer are twice as stupid as white tails Which is, I don't know, it's concerning I mean, the fucking deer around here

They will run into the side of your car Yeah, like run into the side of your car But then their buddies across the road already So they're like, ah shit, I got to go And they'll run into the side of your car That's happened to me twice It happened to Ken in town once In the city.

Do you guys remember when I didn't have a vehicle? So I was driving my mom's outback and then I blew it up. Which one? Yes. I do. I remember in Fargo. So I blew up that out back so I didn't have a car. And so I'll...

Neither did your mom. Yeah. So I drove her black car. Jake was such a little dick, dude. You'd blow his car and then steal his moms and then blow that out. So I was driving her black out back when she was like, okay, don't crash in. or don't blow it up. Like, I need a vehicle.

Sick, I'll just put competition subs in it instead. Yeah, that's what I did. That's what I did. That's right. Dude, put competition subs in your mom's super outback. That she loaned you. You were driving your mom's car for two weeks. Starts flexing the windshield.

You concrete's the backseat. So anyways, I'm driving this car home one night and I get rear-ended by a deer. Like, I'm talking, I'm like, what I just? just hit she's like that day she's like okay just don't crash it like i just need a car so i'm at the stop sign at the road house and i just hear bam and i'm like what is this i get out huge dent in the back bumper and i'm like how am i going to explain this so she i'm going to come up with the most actual story that happened i was sitting on a stoplight and got re-ended by a deer and she's not going to believe it for a second because of everything i've done in the past the only thing

i got away with in the crack it was deer hair all the way around and i got re-rended by a deer so i got Like, lucky. I just have bad luck with vehicles, I guess. Did he also put that car in the ditch, like, pretty far? On purpose a lot. Yeah. That thing was a beast. I'm not going to live.

Dude, it was awesome. I remember that video's still on YouTube. I don't know what the name of it is, but you were hooning that fucking super in your school parking lot in my former high school parking lot in town, yeah, Davies High School. Was that the same video that he blew up the white one and then that is the car. He blew it up and then we towed it back to the college house. And then, uh, boom, didn't we make a song about that? Yes. Oh, my God.

Can we play it? Can we play it? Oh, we got rid of our fire TV or something like that. Okay. We're going to go find it right now. Oh, Jake blew up his, Jake blew up his Subaru drifted. Boom. Yeah, yeah. It's in the title. Baby, it's banging. All right, guys, guys, stop, stop. My car just blew up.

We got to get back to the video. What the hell was that, dude? That's classic. That's on the internet, dude. No, that's amazing. What made us go, yo, we should write like a, like a, like a, what is it called? I'm trying to think, like a little riff. Man calls it a hit.

No, a chorus group, like a men's group. A barbershop quartet. Yeah, that's what it was. Dude, that video is about to go up 200,000 views. We posted that in 2017, November 10th. Wow. Simpleer times. Yep.

Simpler times, man. That was good times. Dude, that Subaru was a tank. I always remember when we were out on the ice with it. And you're like, you really drove it like you stole it. You drove it like you stole the car from your car. And I remember we had buddy Blake in the back. And you said, I don't know, he was always so terrified of the statement, Burnhamdale.

Like it was weird Like that's it's fun to say But you know He knew that when someone said that shit was about to get real And you were like Burn him Dale And he was like no No no

No No absolutely not No And I'm like dude we're not gonna die He said we could roll We could go through the ice He said Burnhamdale Was that the night that that guy in that Jeep

Yeah Started chasing us And he chased us all the way back to Dave's compound And then we were like Bobbing and we've been at dave's compound? Yes, dude. I like hid behind the cornwood store and watch him drive by.

And Ryan, what the hell was that about? I don't know. Like Ryan on drunk ice fisherman. Bald tires on in his T.C. Over a hundred down the road your shop is on right now. And he's still on his tail. 2002 gold Jeep Grand Cherokee. Those were the times where we were like, dude, we're in, this is the craziest night

of our life. Well, that was just straight for the love of it. Yeah. I wouldn't do that now. Like that was like the reckless fun No I think there's a ton of stuff that I look back at That we did back then And like what the hell were we doing

So stupid So fun though I was asked about this yesterday if we would ever do another slip and slide You know I know it's funny the amount of people that are like Are you guys doing the slip inside this year And then they'll hit me with I missed the one last year I'm like no you didn't because we haven't done it in like 10 years No I got that too

And they're like you still yeah same thing You're doing the slip inside and I was just like Are you really really? behind or... Did I miss the last one too? No, that would be fun to do again? I kind of got cabosh when that chick stood on my dad's plane.

I remember that. And then she posted it on Instagram. Twitter, I thought. Twitter. No, it was Twitter. And then your dad stood on Dave's plane. Yeah, she like stood on the hood of it. How did she even get up there?

Dude, so climbed up. So there's like a wheel you can stand on so then you can get on the top where you can check the oil. You can also just lift yourself up there. Well, crazy story, right? So like there's an airplane sitting in the yard, right? So your first obvious thing is like, yeah, I'm going to stand on an airplane that's not mine and take a picture and just spider the old fiberglass hood.

And then when we like sent pictures to her parents, we're like, hey, just letting you know like your daughter like stood on this plane and Dave wasn't going to like make them pay for it or anything. But then they're like, how do you know it was her? We sent him a picture of her standing on it. And they're like, how do you know she fiberglassed? It could have been someone else standing on it. And we're like, who just stands on an airplane? Yeah, like, I've never seen anyone in my life just like, yeah, I'm going to go stand on that. I would have done.

Which I didn't even understand it. I didn't understand at the time either. I'm like, okay, so, like, what happened? And you're like, you got to get the whole thing, like, re-inspected, you know? You can't just, like, can't patch it up. It's an airplane. Fly an airplane. That's not safe or not ready.

I remember there was the big Twitter fight, though. Your dad was just, like, chirping her on Twitter. Then she was turping back. And it was like a war, dude. Keyboard worrying had its finest voice. I love that stuff, dude. I don't remember that part. I do.

I do. I do. got out of hand and Dave just deleted everything. Just said, fuck it. That's when it comes down to just owning up. Yeah, just say sorry, I did it. I'm a kid. Whatever. And he would have been like, listen, I got it, whatever. But I know. Like, if you

fart at the bar, just own up. Yeah, dude. I did. No, you didn't turn around and say sorry. You don't know to everyone else. Yeah, the whole reason the story is funny is because you never did, which honestly, I don't know if I would have either. But it was a lot. Okay. It was just a tough night. I hate talking about it because I literally ask you guys so

much but i'm guessing everyone else curious too when's the drift track going to be done man we've we've actually pulled the trigger on like having the guy come out and just doing it and just doing it and he's said that he was going to be there on monday the last three mondays dude yeah what the fuck's this guy doing like i keep hearing like yeah it's starting this week i'm like nice and then i go over to the farm i'm like where where is this guy is he show up at three o'clock in the afternoon or what i feel like dumb and also here like i just feel dumb that like like no one knows yeah i I almost wonder if it's a situation where it's like, he's taking care of it. No, he's taking care of it.

And then really no one's taken care of it and it's at a complete standstill. Like, who is taking care of this? I'll take care of it. Just give me a credit card. I'll take care of it. So, yeah, I think it's $200,000. $250,000. Like, I don't, I guess we could probably put that on a credit card.

Be some good points. But we do it for the points. We would get a lot of points. That would be good. He's getting hard. I'm thinking about that. $2,500 bucks and points. Ken's just rolling through his cards like this one's got one percent it's a lot of dough to slide some cars around but it'll be 100 percent worth it no we're ready for it and that's I guess I keep telling people that yeah what's the drift truck looking like and I hate saying it's in the works it's like the same gig with my Subaru how's your Subaru yeah it's it's in the works it's tough because you know every single thing that we do we try and do internally because we bang it out right right all of our projects are like well

well, we could send it off and then the wrenches would have more time to do whatever, or we could have them do it and it would take like a quarter of the time, right? Because we're efficient. Right. Bang this shit out, because we have to. That's the issue with the drift track. We ain't out there laying asphalt. No, you don't got a paver.

We don't have a paver. Exactly. And so we're kind of just at like the mercy of whenever he comes and does it. But, yeah, I don't know. It's supposed to be the other way around. You know, like we were like sick. You know what? We're just going to have them from here on out, take over and finish it.

Yeah, I thought that was the quickest option. Same. Yeah, I don't know, but it's, we were just actually talking about this earlier of like, is it worth doing concrete and having it last a little bit longer if we're going to do it? But then it's like, it'd probably be like 600 grand worth of concrete. Not worth it, dude. It's a lot of like 600 grand, you can do a lot with six years. You know how many videos of sliding shit around we'd have to do to make that make sense?

It just doesn't. It just doesn't. The thing that I'm pumped about is it's not only a drift track. I'm excited for shifter cards. on it and all the cool stuff. It really is. But what worries me about the difference between asphalt and concrete

and why I'm on the asphalt side is because if it were concrete, I would say we'd actually have to like get the blueprints of a legitimate drift track. You know, like we went out there and I love it and it's perfect and you did a great job like laying it out. But since it's asphalt, we're just not out so much if like the turn one isn't perfect.

Right. Yeah, you could always just add on to it. You could do that concrete too. But yeah, I don't know. I feel like, you know, we're balling on a budget over here. Yeah. And a $250,000 to slide around cars is ridiculous. More than sliding on cars.

You're going to be running through tires, fucking blowing up motors, crashing cars into trees. Like, but it's sweet. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's like Mike buying the skate park. We're just building, like, the coolest compound ever. And I feel like that's just part of it. It's an expensive project that is going to stay expensive.

Drifting is so expensive of a hobby. You're telling me, dude. Like, I don't know if, is there much more expensive? Obviously, there's racing, like, cars and shit, but, like, yeah, I think, like, drug racing's, like, the most expensive just because you spent so much money on the motor. But, like, drift racing's got to be. Dude, you're going to the track spending $1,000 minimum right away, just in tires. Yeah.

And now that's not entry fees and, like, my motor's already hurting and smoking it. You got to fix anything you break every week. Yeah. So I really appreciate you guys just forking over the dough, building me a private track that I can practice on any time I want. You're going to get mufflers. Put mufflers back on. No, I got really, I want to quiet it. They're going to be quiet.

It has to be, because otherwise the neighbors are going to fucking, he got them. I got them. And if it's not quiet enough, I will make it quieter. All right. Then hard-hitting question about the track, since I've gotten this so much, like, what does it look like for? It's not a track. It's a curvy driveway. Oh, yeah.

Carry on. Okay, well, that might even change my question a little bit. Drift driveway. So many people are like, all right, you're going to build this drift track. Like, is it going to be private forever? yes probably yeah bro you think that we're asphalt and also you think that we're gonna like start hosting like events on saturdays i could see you actually being into that yeah that's why i had to ask i'm like so defeated over here no i'm not trying to like host an event every weekend because like i mean screw that like

honestly if i was that into it i would have already done it on the dirt bike track i'm talking like one a year or something like like we have what we have and and i just want like i'm not saying like yeah it's going to be this free for all yeah come pay two or 250 and then you're good you can just drift all weekend no i'm just like talking like one event a year where we like i don't know right no i see what you're saying and i shouldn't say never we probably will honestly we probably will i think it'd be really cool i think it's not like as like an open track it'd still be private we could call up 10 of our closest drift buddies i know that we'd probably talk to jake for that but like we could do some fun shit man i i'd like jake's buddy

buchanan he's an fd like as of this year it's just he's just he's just he's just insane and it'd be fun to have them formula drift dude i was driving his 350 z that he's got you know fully drift converted and i was coming from the hoonicorn to the 350s oh you drove the missile yeah nice yeah so it's like kind of like it's like the easiest drift car to kind of learn that's just like the best entry level perfect setup right dude it felt like i was hopping in a a refined bugatti right it just drives itself going from the hoonicorn like just he just worked You haven't drove it, have you? Like, you didn't drift it.

Well, I guess you did way back. Yeah. But before we got everything, like, more dialed it. But, like, dude, I was working for it the entire time. Like, you're, like, grabbing as much e-break as you can to lock them up. And the e-break kind of sucks. And, like, you're giving as much power as you can because the thing doesn't have much power. And he's spinning these huge-ass tires.

And then hop in, like, an actual drift car. I was like, dude, this is insane. It's a lot of fun. Yeah, every time I drive that stock Z, I'm like, a shit about a stock Z. Dude, every time I might hang out with those. guys, they're like, Mike, I sell this car yet because he should. Dude, everyone's talking shit on that thing. And maybe it is time to get rid of it.

What's up with that? Why is everyone talking to shit? They actually, well, then I actually, so again, Cody, he's in FD. So he's like at a drift event pretty much every weekend or almost every weekend. Yeah, he did 11 weekends in a row. And then he's just like, bro, why haven't you brought? And so the plan is to take the turbo off. Everyone's like, don't take the turbo off.

That's lame. That's Cheeto. But I'm like, Evan said that? Yeah. I just want to like make it work. And then anyway, he's like, why haven't you? dropped your car off yet and i was like oh shit i thought you were busy man so i am just going to drop it off and say do the things man i think you just start fresh yeah they were more so

talking apart like if you were to how much you like let's say you paid 30 grand or you're all in that car for 30 he's like if you would have given me 30 grand i could have built him the nastiest car of all time no i absolutely like messed up i made a mistake i bought a suron from china and it never came yo mike actually kind of been through it dude my mike yeah that's why i don't have a Supercar. It's part of being in the game, though. It's part of being in the game of spending money. Yep.

Sometimes it's going to work out. Sometimes it's not. More times the other way for you. We live and we learn. Actually, that is still the best advice I could give. Like, if you want to just buy a stock Z. And if you got extra money, buy a stock C6. You know what though, Mike?

Is it the new Zs. I'd do that. Scared money don't make money. No. That's right. And buy money don't make money either. No matter how I spend it. You make money, though, Mike.

I make money, but I'm saying the way I spend it doesn't make. No. I don't think it goes out Dude, your drift car is a gift that keeps on giving Yeah Think about how much funny content we have When you, you know, we go to drive cars And then you turn your key, it's like smoking

Like that's the best Like think how much of a hard time We gave Ryan for his Hummer And it actually like Ryan's Hummer Made more content than I swear any vehicle on the channel I wouldn't say any vehicle But it made a lot of content It's up there like what I mean

What made more I guess I mean tiny trucks We've made a lot of stuff But the best part about Ryan's Hummer was he was like I was buying a Raptor Around the same time That he was like

I'm gonna buy this Hummer And he was kind of like You're gonna buy this Raptor It's gonna depreciate like 20 grand Or 10 grand whatever You're gonna lose all this money I'm just gonna buy this over here I buy the Raptor

He buys the Hummer Hummer just fucking sucks And he lost a bunch of money on it And end up buying like a TRX Right after that Ryan, I can't believe he said that because he's the guy that bought a TRX, sold it, lost money, bought the Z-O-1, sold it, bought a TRX again. And now he's out like 50K.

He could have just had that wrap. Sold the TRX again. I think he was more so trying to just be a good friend and look out for me. Like, listen, dude, I've bought a new truck every, every, you know, fall to prepare for winter and I sell it in the spring. And I lose like 20 grand. I'm done doing that. I'm buying an older vehicle that's already depreciated.

I'm going to drive it and then just get around. And then it just couldn't get them around. just couldn't get them around. Yeah, but it was the gift that kept on giving. It is. I love it. I absolutely love it. When you go out on a whim and buy something and when Ryan does the same and then it turns

out to just be like a character in itself, man. And I think that's something that we do really good at is like, you know, capitalizing on moments like that where we can like lean in on it, kind of at your expense or at Ryan's expense, but it's just so fucking funny. Every time. It is. And it's like it's worth it. Straight up.

I've never felt like, besides. is quite literally getting scammed on the e-bike. I've never felt like my purchase has just been not worth it. No, ever. And that's kind of just taking like lemons and making it into lemonade. You know, you are kind of getting screwed over by buying a piece of shit that or getting scammed.

But luckily we have this platform that you can kind of capitalize and then make some of your money bad. It works out really good for us because we didn't spend any money. It's free content. It really is the best though because you're actually doing it too. Like it's not like you did it for a video. Like when you, like with Ryan, like, he didn't think it was going to make any, any content. Or like, just do it.

Like, you know, you just kind of buy these things for yourself. And then it just like, when they naturally become content, those are the best segments. Like, it wasn't like this plan. Like, I look at the board and, and, uh, we, we go, we're going to water skip the R1. It's like, okay, we had this planned and we got the thing ready and went and did it. It was just like, you were just doing it. We're like, oh, grab the camera real quick. quick and then just go from there.

Don't stop spending that money. Keep recklessly blowing money. I love it. All right. Well, I think that was a great podcast, boys. Yeah, that was perfect. Thanks for coming on, Jake. Appreciate you as always.

Thank you for having me, boys. Go buy some bombs. Go buy some bombs. And if you need your lawn seated, Jake's going to bring back his binder and button up and, you know, he might get you a quote. That's it. Get you a quote. Yeah, you're handing out quotes.

I just get him a quote. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Peace. Thanks, boys.