Life Wide Open with CboysTV - CJ's Hair Loss Solution

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

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Starting point is 00:01:04 Well, that's a little bit. Yeah, that's different. That was me. All right. This is funny. Hey, welcome back to Lifewide Open podcast. We're already mid-conversation. We're talking about, I don't know if you guys saw it in the Seema truck duct tape tire video,
Starting point is 00:01:18 but we were on our own land and the DNR pulled up. He claimed that our neighbors called us in for being on the land. I still think that's the case, honestly. I doubt it. We were on the land for the land for the land. like five minutes there's no way how do they call dispatch get to him he gets there that fast he was he was driving back he was capping out like what's the incentive to lie about that then it doesn't make it look like it was just chance it doesn't in the neighborhood yeah it doesn't look like he's
Starting point is 00:01:43 harassing us or whatever he can just be like hey i got called in i i got to come talk to you what do you guys doing you know and then he found out it was our land because initially he didn't think it was ours that's true that's why he asked me he goes is this your land you I didn't say that. He said, do you have permission to be doing this? Yeah, it's ours. Which I knew he didn't know. He was a nice guy, though.
Starting point is 00:02:04 I know. But I'm just saying our neighbors didn't call us in. I hope we can keep them on our good side. We should bring them like a little gift basket. I guess it has to be like welcome to the neighbor here. So we were already, we were already your neighbors. But now we bought on the other side of you. So we're, congrats.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Double neighbors. You only have to worry about one neighbor now. So what? What would you bring him? What would we bring him? Ear plugs. Oh, gosh. It's like sound deadening, like stuff for there.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Oh, like the foam blocks. Like some pads on the ceiling. Yeah, we got a U-Line coming by with around 2,000 phone blocks to just tape them to your wall. Do you have a forklift? You'll need a forklift to unload that. Otherwise, the driver's going to be pissed. Yeah, they don't like when they have to do it themselves. You just luck out on neighbors or you don't.
Starting point is 00:02:50 They just didn't know. But we might think we didn't lock out either if we continue to have problems. It's funny, I always thought the problem was getting the land And then once you had land You're like, dude, you can do whatever you want there And then now the problem changed It's like, yeah, you got to not piss off your neighbor Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:07 And then you drive by and you see your big ruts through your own field And you're kind of like, oh, I don't really like the look of that I don't mind the look But if we get enough ruts going, it's just going to be shitty to ride on We'll get out there with this kid, fix it up So sloppy right now So this morning I had I had an appointment from my nuts
Starting point is 00:03:25 Yeah, how's that going? Are you ready to talk about your nuts? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm at the point where I'm comfortable enough to tell the whole world what's going on with my balls. In November last year, I started having this feeling in my nuts that feels like for all the guys listening, it feels like blue balls, right? I was like, it's in the middle of the day. Like, what do I get going on here? Or if you're wearing like tight underwear.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Ryan was rubbing up on yellow clothes. I'm just kidding sorry I interrupt no like a like constant discomfort right so I'm like what the heck I go a couple weeks doesn't go away so then I start getting worried I go in and they tell me it's just like this infection put me on antibiotics I took 17 days worth of antibiotics which anybody who's listening that's taking antibiotics like that fucks up your system it's supposed to like kill all the bacteria and clean you out right well it didn't do anything for my situation and it basically just made me have an old immune system. So I was, like, sick for the next, like, two months.
Starting point is 00:04:29 So I'm feeling like shit. My issue isn't going away. Balls hurt. Now I'm starting to get worried. Don't do this. But I go on good old Google. I'm searching up my symptoms, like, what it feels like. Oh, I thought you were going to Google for something else.
Starting point is 00:04:43 And it's given me, and it's given me, well, that is initially, I was like, maybe I just have, like, bad blue balls. Maybe I just got to clean out the system, wasn't it? So then I start Googling it, right? It always gives you the worst, the worst thing that it could possibly be. It immediately goes to, like, testicular cancer. I'm like, right. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:05:06 18 to 35 year olds is like the most common age for that. I'm like, I'm 22. I'm like right in the pocket. I'm like, what the hell? So I go in and I get an ultrasound done on my nuts. And it comes back, not cancerous. Thank God. Meg nine.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yeah. What? But when you told us that, it was hard not to laugh because it's a very, very important piece of information when you find out that your growth is benign. Oh, benign, yeah, yeah. And it's non-cancerous. But you came up and you're like, yeah, it's good news. It's big nine. I didn't know.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I didn't know. It just had to have a little laugh. So anyway, non-cancers, thank you. Yeah. And so I go into like this urologist who specializes in not sex. pretty much and um you know feeling it up and everything and he's like well good news it's it's not cancerous but it's a cyst and it'll never go away so straight up like it just won't so basically what it is is i believe the term for it is like hydro seal but it's basically a cyst in the
Starting point is 00:06:13 epididymis and what and so can google up right now to figure this out sorry it's not funny to your balls so it's practically not my nuts but it feels like it is and um yeah they were like it'll never go away because we can't do surgery to remove it because then it'll risk infertility if they mess anything up and then i can't have kids is it permanently in pain like you're in pain right now yeah it's like constant discomfort it's like you got punched in the nuts and just always i wouldn't say punch i wouldn't say punch but like uncomfortable squeeze i'm getting very open right now if you get it removed you're risking being in fertile yeah why don't you just come in like a little container and put it in the freezer like
Starting point is 00:06:55 obviously not this freezer but you go to the hospital they got little stations for it yeah dude is your home freezer I wonder how that actually works dude it works great are you kidding me no but I mean people do it all time it's not a bad idea it's like people people prepare for doomsday but think about that you have so much control now too you got it in like that you can just be nothing wherever you want don't got worry about anything happening all right well You'd have to figure out if you were guaranteed infertile before you start doing that. But you really only need.
Starting point is 00:07:27 The surgery went great. I'm like, fuck! You only really need like one nut probably or probably like a quarter of a nut. I don't know. Anyway, they tell me the urologist is like, we're not going to risk it. He didn't even give me the option. If it was me, I would be like, I don't know. I would be weighing the fence here.
Starting point is 00:07:46 But I guess I'm just surprised that you're not even like, Like, because if it was in pain, I'd be like, Rick, it's not, it's not like unbearable pain. It's constant, constant discomfort. People live with discomfort all the time. It's like people have, like, bad back pain or like something like that. It's like similar to that. It's just when he told me, there's nothing we can do about it. Then I was just like, because he was like, we're not going to do any drugs or antibiotics
Starting point is 00:08:09 because those clearly didn't work. We're not going to do surgery. And other than that, I mean, not a whole lot of options, at least in the medical field. So my parents are like very holistic. they're both chiropractors so my mom has me on like all these different nutrition for it and that honestly hasn't done much but my dad uh recommended that i go to this chiropractor that does what's called softwave and what it is is kind of looks like a little flashlight and it sends out i've heard of these i'm sorry i just can't there's so many
Starting point is 00:08:42 Ryan's was only 20 bucks. So they're in an adult store. No, no, no. Okay, so it sends out basically this like sound wave super fast. I want to say like 3,000 miles per hour, something like that. Basically, he zaps it. And what it does is sends out this sound wave and it comes back and it's supposed to break up inflammation. So my dad uses it on his knee because he has like bad inflammation and his knee.
Starting point is 00:09:07 Other people use it on like their ankles or injuries, right? but he was like, well, I've never done it on like a cyst. Or let alone balls, I'm sure. Yes. Yeah, exactly. He was like, technically like a cyst is like inflammation or like built up inflammation. It won't drain or something like that. It should in theory break it up.
Starting point is 00:09:26 And I'm looking at this dude like, you're telling me that this is going to send a 3,000 mile per hour shock wave centimeters, if not millimeters away from my nut. And he was like... So you feel it just to be clear? Well Hold up I'm jumping ahead It started like feeling a little bit better
Starting point is 00:09:46 And so I was like Oh this might be working And then we went on our RV trip And then it went right back to where it was So it's been like pretty bad So I get back in there this morning It's pretty funny because usually like the The doctor will
Starting point is 00:09:59 You know put on like the gel and everything It's like you're getting On your dick or your balls No so usually they'll do it on like the person's knee And then they'll just run it and like do that right It's a little bit different being that it's on my nuts. So they're not running.
Starting point is 00:10:12 They're not trying to catch a charge. And so what are you under 18? So I have to do it, right? And it's pretty fine. Did they supervise you? Usually. But the past couple times have been like a woman doctor. So she'll just set me up and like walk out.
Starting point is 00:10:25 It's so uncomfortable because she knows what I'm about to do. She knows I'm about to sit there and just zap my nuts. Yeah. You're sick, boy. You sick, fuck. Yeah. She hands it to you and goes, well, have fun. Yeah, doing whatever you do.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Yeah, you think I want to be here? So anyway, the past couple times no one's been in there. But before, yeah, it was just like a dude that would set it up. And then he kind of just sit there. And I'd kind of like turn the other way and flop my nuts out and zap it. All but he's got his back. How's it going? I would like try and just hit the cyst, right?
Starting point is 00:11:01 And I'd done a pretty good job. But today I got lazy. Boom. Smoke my nut, drop the thing. I'm like, oh, the people outside the thing, probably heard it because it's just like I got kicked in the nuts so it's a wave it's a sound next time I go in I'll take a video it's like putting your nut right in front of like a base like a subwoofer um like at seema I would almost compare that it'd probably hurt dude I'm just
Starting point is 00:11:25 trying to picture that well you compared to like a really really really weak taser I mean think of the what a taser actually am I just a little maybe that's what it would take but a really really weak one because obviously if you tase your nuts with a real taser I would say it's similar to that, yeah. Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday. Quiet night in on Friday.
Starting point is 00:11:55 It's good to have a routine. And it's good for your eyes too. Because with regular comprehensive eye exams at Specsavers, you'll know just how healthy they are. Visit Spexavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam. Eye exams provided by independent optometrists. I hate to bring this up on live television, but have you researched that the sound wave will not make you infertile? I doubt it.
Starting point is 00:12:18 And he's not even actually heading his nuts, but... There's not enough research done probably on what it is. I did ask that, actually, though, right? Okay, and he was cool with it. He said, uh, this is uncharted territory. Uncharted? Unsharted. But yeah, stay tuned.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Hopefully that works. This is not your first nut issue. Because you had to... Oddly enough, it's... it isn't for being 22 years old it is strange that i've had two nut related um problems yeah let's make it three i'm so glad i'm this far away from that i mean like i think is not a joke dude holy crap come over here ben let's see how it compares blind him on the table could it put your sack up on the table here oh my gosh dude i so
Starting point is 00:13:04 the reason i have this is because alex my girlfriend was talking about out like all of her friends have like pepper spray or tasers or whatever one of them has like a small pistol she didn't have anything like you know she's not strapped walking around the streets so i ordered this taser for her and then i end up just keeping it because i play with it in my office i haven't showed you guys yet i was like doing her a lot of good in the uh your office desk yes jay i'm sure that's right yeah i should just order too i bet yeah what else would i do with it that's the problem is i don't know what your plans are with it so that's why i'm nervous We should test it and see how it feels.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Dude, that would be so painful. Not on your nuts. Oh, no. I feel like it'll wake you up. I don't need to be woken up. I'm good. I got this bubbler right here. Mike, though, you look tired, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I don't want to get tased. Just give me right in the arm. Really? Oh, God. Do it right to my arm and then let's just go. All right. Okay, that was good. There was, like, feedback in the mic.
Starting point is 00:14:05 When I did that, I heard a little. Dude. I'm going to bring this with to the gym. Start amping myself up before I look at it. That would be such a funny video. You're just sitting there. People would be like, this is weird. They'd probably call the cops if I was sitting in there just like getting ready.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Every set I come and just, dude. Ah! Get down and just start cracking. That's hilarious. I love that. Do you want to try it, Mike? Kind of, but just do my back.
Starting point is 00:14:29 It's not that bad. It's not that. I would do your back. I'd do it right here, dude. I feel like you want like some. You're supposed to take your headphones off. Ken thinks it's going to. I'm going to get electrocuted.
Starting point is 00:14:38 All right. So. Do it. Okay. Oh, shit. That hurts. Yeah, that. It just started.
Starting point is 00:14:50 It's not too bad. If someone had one of them. But I'm like all hot now. Honestly, I'm hot over here, dude. I'm worried. Me too. Honestly, a little bit underwhelmed. I probably wouldn't want her running around with this.
Starting point is 00:15:01 You could easily just smack it out of someone's hand. You have to get her something stronger. That's a tough part. You don't, you have to hold. on them for it to really immobilize them. It's not going to immobilize you, you know? You should get her the one that you can shoot. At that point, I'm just going to get her pepper spray.
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm going to tell her you don't want this anyways. I'll keep it. We'll start using on each other. You guys want to try it? No, I'm good. I am so good, dude. It's pretty fun. It's pretty fine.
Starting point is 00:15:24 It's pretty fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, dude. Just press the button once. It feels great. Oh, no. The side button, red button. Side button?
Starting point is 00:15:34 Side button. No. Oh, okay. No. He doesn't want. He doesn't want it. Come on. You can't do it if they don't want it on them.
Starting point is 00:15:41 That goes against YouTube's guidelines. See, I didn't. I was scared with CJ, but I'm terrified with it in Ben's hands. Stay strapped. I don't know. I haven, come get Taze. We've given power. No, no, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:15:55 We've given power to the wrong, wrong person. I'm sweating. It's pretty easy. If you want to you can. Come get Taze. Jeez, Mike. All right. Come on back, buddy.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Can you do it on my butt? Yes, I was going to say. Are we going to be able to see your face? Here, get that butt down here a little lower. Here we go, Evan. It seriously feels like wasps. That's what that was. Bro, you almost did a backflip.
Starting point is 00:16:25 I hope the camera got that. That was fun. I'm sweating. That was fun. Man, we're off on a roll today. Just got tased. It's Friday. Aren't you amped up, Ed?
Starting point is 00:16:36 You're fired up? Yeah, dude. We should start bringing this around with us. We go out to the bar. That's not a joke. It really does fire you up. So sorry. I guess I don't know how that compares to the sound waves that are getting hit to your balls.
Starting point is 00:16:51 No, it's nothing like that. So my question about your balls here to get back, are they bigger? Is one bigger? Or are you not seeing any kind of size increase? This is such a strange conversation to be having on the internet right now. Do you feel like it's bigger? It's not my nut. It's the epididimus that goes into the nut.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Oh, it's like the string. This is the ball. Okay, all right. Yeah, I know. There's tubes that carry your stuff. So we got two nuts right here, right? Two big old swinging nuts. It's like, it's like if, not in your case, but yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It's like if my finger right here is like separate, it's like a little up there. Okay. So it's not on the nut. But it's attached to the nut. No, it's not attached to the nut, which is good. It's just hanging out with the nut. Yeah, it's just like having, like, a three-sum with the nut. Well, that sucks, you've not even seen any size increase.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I know, right? If you did go the, you know, they remove it, let's say they take out one nut. I talked to them about having, like, a nut. Some prosthetics? Yeah. Some bigger. Like an enlargement. Yeah, that'd be nice.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Get some cow nuts or something? Just fucking hanging. You just do it for like, like, six months out of the year or something just to, like, do some funny stuff. Seasonal nuts? You remember, like, the. Jackass when he has the nuts the old old grandpa with the nuts hanging out of shorts you'd be doing that with your actual nuts probably catch a case actually I was listening to Steve all's podcast and he talks about how his nuts hit the toilet water
Starting point is 00:18:20 yeah what do that is down there unless he has some high toilet water oh he's just got a high toilet water he's like overputs I assume not though that's some saggy ass balls holy shit and the interesting thing about that is crazy I bet he wasn't like born that way as in like he didn't go through puberty and then got super low nuts it was all the messing around he did throughout the year you're probably right now they got tugged on 10 too many times well he does like a uh some kind of getting kicked in the nuts every time he does a performance or i bet what what also what it is is remember how he can do a backflip and then he backflips and then he lands tucking his nuts wins a man no wonder he can swing
Starting point is 00:18:59 him in so good he's got some long ass nuts he's sagging and what was the context of why he brought that up. I don't know. He impressed him. We're talking about it. They both have big nuts, I guess, and they, like, touch the water. He doesn't want to get kicked in the nuts, though, because that increases the likelihood of getting testicular cancer. Really? I had no idea. Well, that's initially what they were worried about when I went to the doctor, because I was like, what's the cause of this, right? There's still, I still haven't really gotten a solid answer, but they're like, from trauma. And I'm like, I would remember if I had one massive trauma that, like, ballbusting. Right, that led to this. And they were like,
Starting point is 00:19:35 No, it was probably just like a mass amount of micro traumas. And I was thinking, I was like, well, I guess that does make sense. Like, think about how many times you land, like, off of going off of a pit bike jump. Yeah. And then you kind of just land flat or something. Yeah, you just hit your nuts. 23 years old and you already blew out your nuts. Like you got one hell of a life.
Starting point is 00:19:54 You got one body, dude. Take care of it. I blew out your nuts at 23. Twice. Twice, dude. And you're on me about my health and my diet? Yeah. Check yourself, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:07 That's a thing, though, ball busting. It's like a sexual fetish. What? Yeah, it's like a fucking thing. Like, they literally hit you in the nuts. I'm not into it, obviously. I'm so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:18 That's got to be the worst possible thing. Who gets the fetish end of the thing? I mean, of the deal. I don't know. It might be both. Both, yeah, some girls are fucking into it. Evil. Evil woman.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Using that thing like it's a speed bag. You know, like a boxing speed bag? I don't know. It's fucked up. Oh, that sounds terrible. There's some weird shit out there, though. Are you into that? I'm not the one with nut trouble over here, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I'm asking you. You sure know a lot about it. I mean, I just know a lot about everything. Oh? I know a little about everything, I should say. Don't like a shit. Ken just about sat on a can. It disappeared.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Okay. No, you're not getting speed bag. I'm not getting speed bag. All right, fair enough. If I was getting speed bag, though, it probably makes sense so i mean i i don't think we should talk about nuts anymore but we did good we covered it man yeah i think i'm good yeah speaking of personal issues that are now on the internet i don't want to be the only one so i figured i'd drag you into this cj oh great let's talk about
Starting point is 00:21:24 the hairline oh i'm not coming at you i just want to know it's gonna come with you i just want to know your thoughts on it because I bet a lot of people watching this also have receding hairline. And you've grown your hair out. So you don't really notice it as much. I just wear a hat most time. But so here's a thing. They have this thing called PRP injections. It's like the next closest thing to stem cells. So what they do, I go in, they take your blood, they spin it, and then they put in a thing and inject it into your scalp. Fucking hurts. Holy shit. Yeah, and get this, fucking costing me, like, it wasn't cheap.
Starting point is 00:22:07 How much was it? It's pretty expensive. How much? It's four grand. Holy shit! I mean, it's... But that's not for one session, correct? No.
Starting point is 00:22:17 The string of sessions. Do they guarantee success? Uh, no. No, basically what is, it's like a six-month thing. The worst part isn't the pay, how much you pay. The worst part is fucking getting a needle in your head. How big is the needle? How deep are they going?
Starting point is 00:22:32 I got a video to show you. Are they going into your skull? How's that work? In your brain. It fucking hurts. You know what, though, CJ? You know what it honestly comes down to? Literally just your jeans.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Yeah. It's like family jeans. Yeah. And it's like your dad, our grandpa. I'm sure grandpa's dad. But the thing is, it's just the gene line. If I could just put it off or like slow it down, be nice. So here's this video.
Starting point is 00:22:59 All right, we're going in for my hair injections. All right, Steve, are you ready? Okay, here it goes. You want to see this is the needle that we use. Holy false. So we usually had a start kind of out here, and sometimes you can feel it on the other side because you can see it goes all the way
Starting point is 00:23:14 from one side of the scalp to the other. And then I come from this side, and we go all the way from the back. I'm pretty much fun of that needle pokes out the front sometimes. But CJ took a little time on all beforehand, so he usually handles this pretty well. I forgot to take down on that. Sometimes we'd be pretty careful, though,
Starting point is 00:23:29 because if I put it in too deep, you can feel it, like, around his eyes. stuff, should have to be really careful. So, we're very, very careful, though, because it is a giant needle, you know, that we use. It is a giant needle. Okay, here's a giant. Okay, ready to teach you?
Starting point is 00:23:45 Here, give me. I'll show you the next one. Is that it? Oh, you didn't film doing it? I couldn't do it. It was fucking in pain. Oh, seriously? That was the biggest blue ball I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I thought you deal with this all the time, man. What do you mean? Is that saying something? I would have expected that type of camera work out of me or can, but you? so there's no video of it happening needle is huge dude and it's super long pretty crazy whatever reason that needle's got to be at least what eight to 12 inches right anyways that's actually a joke we made that as a prank oh yeah i had to put the big needle on because i figured eventually someday i'd show you guys got them holy oh yeah it's actually just a small
Starting point is 00:24:25 needle okay i have a video that makes so much more sense i was like this just seems unnecessary And when she was like, it's a huge needle. I'm like, why is she talking about how big the needle is? And the fact she was so animated doing it too. I was like, I wouldn't want this chick anywhere near my scalp. She's actually great. She's really nice. Wow.
Starting point is 00:24:44 I was genuinely ralts it like a million times. I love showing that to people. I was genuinely rattled. I was like, this can't be right. It was actually her idea to make that video. Okay, here. Take this out. It getting done.
Starting point is 00:24:58 It's pretty interesting. You have a vacuum? No, they're just like cool. it down with something, but it doesn't really help that much. How many treatments have you done? Three. And has it one a month? Well, it's going to take like six to eight months
Starting point is 00:25:10 just for your hair to start doing something. So there's one where you can see the blood come out. Oh, your blood? It's like my plasma or something. Like my blood plasma respin, so it's like supposedly more vital blood cells and it's supposed to re-gen
Starting point is 00:25:26 that area. It hurts because they do like 80. Yeah, they do so many. They do like 80 of them. And the worst part, well, they bring in all these girls, too, to, like, I don't, I think they just do it for me, probably because they, I don't know. I bet, buddy. Well, it was weird.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I didn't know why I had to get naked for it. I was telling Alex, I'm like, is that normal? I thought we were just doing it on my head, but they had the whole office in. I'm just kidding. Yeah, we need to take your pants off for this. Yeah, no, so I got to act strong because I got all these women in there watching. But it hurts. It doesn't look.
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Starting point is 00:27:43 Let's get back into it. Go get a pair. I don't even remember what you look like without long hair at this point. I just got back from hair cut, actually. I thought about going short again, but I just feel like it doesn't really fit me. it's like having like the longer hair I don't know like the wings popping up yeah reminds you when I met you and you had flow
Starting point is 00:28:00 is what it was called back then but you had it was on me like shoulders great hair and then all of a sudden one day I woke up and I was like I don't have great hair it's the stress bro I think it might be honestly when we started making videos
Starting point is 00:28:15 I started like really going hard that's when I started losing hair I feel like I'm losing hair much earlier than my dad and grandpa would have because they were like 30s 40s I feel like I'm just a stress you definitely stress no sleep probably energy drinks aren't helping
Starting point is 00:28:32 what else would it be there's another thing what else do they claim is the reason for hair loss I think it's mostly genetics but I think that happens a lot I mean dude there's multiple factors sorry to cut you off no you're good I was like once we started doing this like I started getting way more gray hair I think I would get it regardless but I think I get more because of that is that genetic yeah I don't
Starting point is 00:28:53 don't know why, dude. Did you guys see Jake's last video? Pat did be dirty. Dirty. I mean, I don't care. For the most part, don't care. But I'm like, Pat, why'd you do that? You go, I don't know. It's funny. But Mike, you can easily fix that. All you got to do is dye your hair. Right. Hopefully at least by the time I'm 30, if I went like full white, it would be weird, but I wouldn't hopefully be bald. I think that's kind of a look like Silver Fox. Silver Fox. We'll run it, I guess. Do you have gray and your beard? Dude, I have literally one one. It would look kind of strange if you had gray hair and a full-blown black or dark brown beard. So one of the reasons for hair loss is obviously genetics.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I think it's like the main thing. You just can't really change that. Another factor is if you have excess testosterone. So if you have more testosterone than you probably should have, it does some kind of thing where it breaks down. I think it's called like the Dhty or something. I guess I'm not that knowledgeable on it But all I know is if you have excess testosterone You're much higher
Starting point is 00:29:56 So I must I have never done a testosterone test But I must have higher testosterone I'd assume We gotta get this boy on some estrogen Yeah I'm not doing that But yeah we should do a testosterone test All of us because I'd actually be curious We'd be interesting
Starting point is 00:30:12 We should What does that consist of though What do you mean? If you have too much testosterone It's just how your genetics But I mean having So then what are they recommend testosterone is good though it's a lot better than having low testosterone like a lot of guys that are
Starting point is 00:30:26 like probably in their early 30s going up it's pretty common like i know brad martin gets it done mike may lack and you have to do it as like getting it injected or you take it as like a supplement no i think they they go like once every like six months or something they give them a shot it's like a testosterone shot or something really but i think you can take it it's good though because like you're just rock hard supposedly oh like i mean because these guys are low on testosterone. Like, you go from being low on testosterone. Now you're just, like, it's like you're fucking 16 again from what I've been told.
Starting point is 00:30:59 That all time. I hope not all the time. When you want to get a boner. Okay, I guess. But you guys remember random boners in class? Yeah, you have to waistband it. The only thing we could get different about random boners in class and random boners now is take off the class part.
Starting point is 00:31:14 You get random boners still, Mike? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I mean, not like, I'm not saying. Yeah. You guys don't ever get random. I do.
Starting point is 00:31:23 A lot less now. You get them? Okay. Evan gets them. I get them sometimes. But not like you used to get it like freaking second period, fourth and seventh. Like you were boners all day. Borders all day.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Any high schoolers watching this right now start a brand called boners all day. Oh, man. You could have so many funny slogans in that. Stay hard. Stay hard. First through eighth period, baby. They're wearing. in the custom wiener belt that says stay strapped on it.
Starting point is 00:31:54 It's just a massive t-shirt that just says bad. And underneath it says boners all day. Bad? What do you mean bad? Bad? Like B? A, D. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:06 I'm a bad boy. That's funny. Yeah, but basically, I guess we'll know in six months. I'm not, I don't really have that high of expectations. What's the success rate? I don't know. Is there one? I mean,
Starting point is 00:32:17 it's not like I'm going to have a full head of hair, but I think it more so will hopefully slow it down. If not, you'll get some regrowth like a little bit, but we'll see. I wonder if the success rate is better than making your balls listen to Dubstep all day. Honestly, there's probably more studies on my situation than Ben's. In six months, we'll check up on Ben's balls listening to Dubstep
Starting point is 00:32:39 and CJ getting stabbed in the head. There we go. We'll circle back. So would you just go bald? Like, would you ever just shave it? I mean, it'd have to be like at that point. I feel like I'm pretty far. from that point right now.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'd like to think. You have like a little room and you just go for it. Buzz it, dude. We've all wanted to tell you for a while. That reminds me of Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. We're like, why did you shave your head? Well, I was working out and I got really hot. So I shaved it all off.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Oh, why are you wearing the hood? I didn't like the way I looked. I've had the same haircut for like 16 years. And so I've thought, I grow it out occasionally, but basically always just goes. back to this and the other day i was like dude i should just shave it just buzz it's fun buzzes are back in yeah they are and it kind of looks hard and it's just like start over kind of look military as i can start not much about you looks hard like you're yeah i'm not gonna lie but you did
Starting point is 00:33:36 kind of buzzed nothing about you that looks like oh this guy is don't don't mess with him at the bar there is those dudes though you see him and you see him walk in you're like do not fuck with that He looks like he's never worked out in a gym But constantly is lifting like hay bales over his head He's just like farm Well there's those guys I disagree I think the guys are always like the wrestler Ressler type
Starting point is 00:34:01 Yeah, wrestlers are always the dudes in the bar I think it doesn't matter on their build You can just read their body language If they're there looking for a fight Because every time you go to the bar There's always that one dude That's just ready for a flight Like he's got a chip on the shoulder
Starting point is 00:34:16 I don't know why Are we still talking about bus cuts? No, now we're talking about fighters. Now we're talking about dudes with buzz cuts. I think anybody can, like, if we went downtown Fargo tonight, there would be a person probably in every bar or at least every other that is chip on their shoulder looking for a fight. I swear they always managed to find Ryan,
Starting point is 00:34:38 who's like the least likely to fight him. Every single time we go out, Ryan always leaves like, dude, some guy was talking shit to me. That was literally one time. No, I feel like. Every single time, Ryan, just like, I don't know why, but people always just talk shit to me. That one guy did. And I, normally I do not have that issue, but that one guy was pissing me on me.
Starting point is 00:34:59 What one guy? That guy at the holiday, he's like, oh, Brian going psycho tonight. And I was like, no, I'm not. And I kind of like played it off. And I was talking to Jake Fritz for a while. And he's like talking to you and he's like, point at me. That was you? That was me trolling you.
Starting point is 00:35:16 That guy was a really nice guy. I know. I was just like, what the fuck? Fuck, he's being nice to everybody else. Why is he being such a dick to me? And then I go ask him, he sells classic cars. I'm like, thinking about getting a classic car. I was thinking about getting maybe a Camaro or something.
Starting point is 00:35:30 He goes, don't get that. He stuck to his gun. Yeah, he did. I was like, okay, what should I get? He goes, anything but that. That's dumb. Honestly, I didn't tell that guy to be mean. I just, like, you were like, had this weird look on your face.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I was sober. It was fucking 1 a.m. I was tired. So I just told him, I was like, hey, come here. A nice guy, D, D.D. Everybody. He just, like, go. piss that guy off.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Well, I just go, hey, come here. Because you were already mad, I think. Or you were, you weren't mad. You were tired and wanted to go home, and you got roped into driving us and our girlfriends and whoever else was with us. Obviously, it sucks when you're the sober driver. No one wants to fucking do that. It was very clear that you didn't want to be there.
Starting point is 00:36:07 He was done. He asked, like, oh, is Ryan mad? Like, he was like a, he was a sub, dude. He was like, actually a pretty, he got annoying at the end of night because he kept fucking following me around. And I love talking, but he was hammered. So I'm like, dude, but anyways, before he was so drunk, I was just, like, telling him, yo, yeah, come here.
Starting point is 00:36:24 And then I was like, and then point at him, point out of him. And you're like, I was like, what, dude? You know, it would be, dude. It's so easy to troll. I was like, what the fuck's this guy's deal? Yeah, then you got out fired up. I did, dude. I was like, bro, it's 1.15 a.m.
Starting point is 00:36:40 I came out for dinner, and it's 1.15 a.m. everyone's hammered. I'm ready to go home. And this guy's beefing with me. You want to know something, though? When, when we were leaving that. bar not that guy but there was like some other dudes there of the the typical people that are trying to fucking pick a fight yes uh they were like waiting out and they tried picking one with me
Starting point is 00:36:59 and uh i just i just like you i just fucking walked away i don't know they were like clowning on me i mean i didn't do that i just like looked at it and it's like kept walking but i heard from my buddy because he was there that night too but he left earlier and he said dude just hear about that fight. There's like some fight there. I was like, no way. There was dudes that were trying to pick a fight with me when I was leaving, but I mean, I just didn't do it, obviously. He's like, oh, so it wasn't you? And I was like, no. I'm not a fucking fighter. I do not want to fight, but I will, if I have to, but I'm not going to pick it. I will try to obviously de-escalate it, but if someone was, if they start swinging on, you got to do something. You either run or start
Starting point is 00:37:42 fighting or swinging back or something, but luckily it doesn't happen. I think a lot of times people try to fight if you have a girl with you or they have a girl with them that's when like the most fights happen i think you got to act tough did you guys see the uh that mike tyson yeah that's pretty funny dude and the it started just i saw the video that guy deserved it was a hundred percent it was like the definition of being that john and clearly the dude was hyped up but also he was just as drunk as he was hyped up yo dude deserved it there should have been I'll show you the security, because if that was literally one random passenger to another random passenger, it was warranted that that random passenger would have been pissed. I'm just confused why Mike Tyson was sitting in an area where he could be sitting next to, it looked like obviously the front of the plane or whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:31 But still, like, it's fucking Mike Tyson. What's he going to do? Trotter a jet? Yo, I don't know. I mean, you know, like, it's not like there's a glass thing that, like, protects. The dude was behind him and he was hammered. Like, definitely messing with him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Dude, that'd be so annoying as a celebrity. Like, think, dude, Mike Tyson is an A-list celebrity. Old people know them, young people know them. You can't go anywhere without people. No, constantly. And especially on a plane, bro. Yeah, you're probably ready to be done. Basically, everyone walking past, but he's so recognizable with that face tat and everything.
Starting point is 00:39:02 So think about that. You're trapped in a confined space with a drunk-ass fan, basically. All right, watch this video, dude. It's so funny. I'm on Mike Tyson's side. This guy deserved to get punched in three years. After I watched it, I was, like, stoked for Mike Tyson. I was like, hell yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Like, what do you expect? That had to have felt so good. He didn't get that good of punches in on him, though. Oh, but did you see it? Well, you might see it here. When the dude looks back at his buddy filming or whoever was filming, he's got, like, blood on his face. I think they were purposely aggravating it. I think so.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Because why would his buddy be sitting here, like, filming and shit? You can purposely rile someone up like that in hopes of getting a charge, and then you can go to court and win some kind of suit. Like lawsuit, you know? Yeah. Look at that. Wait, wait, wait. He's looking, look at the dude.
Starting point is 00:39:53 This guy. It's so funny. Dude, I would literally turn around and be like, shut the fuck up. He said he never gave you his money. Look at him. And now he's just talking about him right there. Bitch. Holy shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Mike, Mike, this is the best part. This is the best part. Yeah, that. His shirt's all torn. My boy just got beat up by Mike Tyson. My boy just got beat up. Just trying to ask for autograph, man. I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Oh, come on. You don't know what happened? You know, Mike Tyson had an infamous quote once. The quote was, social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it. Great example of that right there
Starting point is 00:40:46 You also had the one quote Everybody's got a plan Until they get punched in the face And that's that guy You see Dana White's thing It was like this is how you don't get punched By Mike Tyson on a plane It's that on a private jet
Starting point is 00:40:57 And he goes That's my seat And Dana White goes Okay And gets up and moves I mean if you think about it though Mike Tyson He's a boxer
Starting point is 00:41:07 He's doing his job Just not you know In the ring Where he's supposed to he beat that guy up like he won that fight you know well that's what was interesting is do you think there'd be i i think there would be more backlash on a regular celebrity who doesn't throw punches for a living yeah i think they're ready i think he gets a little pass honestly which is interesting most people are just stoked to see him back in the ring i think part of the thing too is he's done
Starting point is 00:41:34 a lot worse like he's fucking gotten so many street fights and so many instances of way worse than that And the fact now that they got the video of that guy being an ass hat beforehand only helps him. Yeah. Like who is actually going to side with that guy? And he probably could have legitimately killed him pretty easily. Like if Mike Tyson really wanted to, like, actually hurt the guy? I mean, if the seat wasn't in the way, he probably could have. That's true.
Starting point is 00:41:58 But the thing is, when you fall down, it's like, what do you do? Yeah. And also, like, he probably didn't, like, when he's throwing punches, he's not throwing a punch as hard as he is at, freaking. Well, he doesn't have somebody in the ring. He was kind of like this. That's not, I mean, granted, that punch is probably way more powerful than me fully swinging. But what I'm giving it or what I'm trying to say is like, he's given the like, yo dude, shut the fuck up punches.
Starting point is 00:42:23 Not the like, I am trying to kill this person for $5 million punches. So there, he's toned back a little bit. You could see. I don't know, though. You can kind of see that look in his eye. Like he wants a cycle. Always is like, he like let loose, you know. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:42:37 It's kind of weird because he had been so chill for so many years, too. Like, he got, like, he really zend himself out. Mm-hmm. Been smoking, like, a shit ton of pot. Like, he smokes weed, like, all day long, for my understanding. And he's a big mushroom advocate. Supposedly mushrooms are good for your brain. Like, if you've had a lot of concussions.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I'm still looking into it. But, uh, like, they have this whole thing. I bet that has something to do with him not being as mellowed out because you can't smoke on a plane. Probably. I bet he was, I bet he was kind of getting irritated. That's a very good point. He was already irritated, not being high. If you smoke weed 24-7 and then you're not high,
Starting point is 00:43:16 one of the main side effects, I guess you could say, is like being irritated. Yeah, you get mad. Dude, he's got his own weed brand, Tyson Ranch, and he smokes all day. Like, if you watch his podcast or podcast, even, he was just on Joe Rogan. He was smoking the whole time.
Starting point is 00:43:31 I don't know really what's going on, but obviously that guy deserved it. Yeah, definitely. Ben, your new Lambo, you just got that. now everyone knows. We got to line up a race here, the GTR versus the Lambo. Yeah. We got to figure out, obviously, it needs to be a closed track or a nice road or something.
Starting point is 00:43:50 I'm actually curious. I think you're going to beat me, and I really don't have any shame in that because you have a Lambo. But I think it will be a good race. I mean, you technically have more horsepower still. What are we working for? Your car is significantly lighter. Both all will drive. Your car is, Lambo's lighter.
Starting point is 00:44:07 I don't know exactly how much horse power. power app that's the thing yeah you haven't dinoed it yet i really don't but them stock are actually very close really like i think his is only two-tenths of of a second faster in zero to 60s gonna be so close so i mean you you look at me on e-85 and whatever else the only other thing is like i'm not super happy with my tune on the gtr i spent all this time getting a fucking e-tune going back and forth really yeah the guy who tuned my car i got a good deal with them and it seemed like it was good at first but now i'm kind of like why what's it do i just don't think it's as smooth as it should be and looking back it was his first time tuning a gtr so i'm like that was dumb but did it for free so i was like well
Starting point is 00:44:51 so i'm i think i'm gonna actually get retuned but by like an actual company that just does gtr's because i know it'll be good and hopefully i can get like a backfire tune and like hopefully like a flame map you got to like i want i want to be able to shoot flames out the back yeah dude that'd be so sick i put that on the form i was like hey where's a good place go for flame map for so it's like this group on facebook of gtr owners just got reed really they're like oh wow one another stupid gtr owner like hopefully when he starts his car on fire there'll be one less gtr owner or something like that you know there's clowning on me i was like dude who gives a fuck if my car starts on fire i was wondering that is that i genuinely was curious about i mean yeah
Starting point is 00:45:33 but why the fuck would they care if i'm doing a flame map and my back bumper starts on fire like Why would you be so mad about that? Was that their only argument? If anything, it's a very entertaining video. Did they say it was like hard on the engine or anything? I mean, yeah. I just picture it's not good. And then being like that is so like childish of you to want.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah, well, that's the thing. It's like the coolest thing ever. Most of the people in there are like, you know, they're not, they're not trying to fucking shoot flames out the back of their GTR. They should be. And hoon it in the snow. Like, I mean, I got backlash for that even. Dude, there was like comments even on the last video of,
Starting point is 00:46:08 people being like, I don't care how much money you make buying a Lamborghini at 22 is just a stupid investment. I just commented back, okay, Dave Ramsey. Sorry, shouldn't have bought that. Would you be happier now? Why do they care what other people do? It's not hurting them. Maybe don't watch the video then. Yeah, it was the same thing with the duct tape tires.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I saw this one guy. He must just not get it, but a bunch of rich kids with nothing productive to do or something like that. Yeah, we were like, ah, we got nothing. to do today. Yo, we should put duct tape on tires. You guys want to pull down three, four, five grand maybe and get some... Right here. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Next. It was a business move. And lastly, it was very entertaining. It was fun, made money, and was entertaining. What more do you want? No one got hurt? I mean, what are you talking about here? This is a great, great thing.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, I think it's ridiculous when people feel like they're entitled to just like make a comment on every move you make. Yeah, dumb. It's like, bro, why are you so invested in it then? She'll worry about yourself. Yeah, I don't, it's just like, so stupid. I think the comment I read, I would assume, was just some old dude who strolled across our video and doesn't really know what we're about.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And then, you know, just thinking, what do I got here? You know, they don't get it. Why? What was it? It was just like an old guy. He was bald. 30 had a goatee I looked at his thing we got a ton of comments on the sema truck being in the mud and he said grandpa's going to be pissed about the pasture dad's going to be mad about the truck and I was like you know what that's funny that's funny so many people on that it got like reposted around they're like those rubber band tires so useless put some real meat on those tires and I'd respond to one I'd be like it's duct tape and they're like I don't care what kind of tires they are like those are just dumb I was like bro it's literally duct tape
Starting point is 00:48:07 And then, you know, when you comment, it, like, gets you to the top. So, like, people that follow me saw it and the dude got flamed. I love it when that happens. Keep doing that, guys. If you're, like, if you're an avid subscriber, destroy those guys. Honestly, if you see someone talking shit on the page, just fuck them up. Like, I've done it before a couple of times where I flamed some kids and everyone started flaming them.
Starting point is 00:48:30 They had to go private, like, delete their account. I did that one time. I probably, I probably shouldn't have done that. but when a kid egged my car and then went to a parking lot and was basically bragging about it to a bunch of people and then one of the people in the parking lot
Starting point is 00:48:46 was a buddy I went to school with so he texted me and was like yo so-and-so was the kid who egged your car and I was just like you know this for sure and he was like yes so I called the kid out on my story dude was getting wrecked I bet wrecked good yeah I later found out that
Starting point is 00:49:05 it wasn't he was the driver and it was his buddy that threw the egg but i was like just give me your buddy's name some kid ended up giving it up and but then i was like i was like he's guilty by association yeah i feel bad you know a little shit you're in that shit together yeah good for him not ratting out his friend though i will say that i said i said i said dude honestly respect for you not narcan on it like because he was like dude i don't want my friend to get the same comments i'm getting because our subs went in yeah on this kid it's good i like I mean, you egg a Corvette. It got our back. That's great.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Yeah, it's kind of a scumbag move. It's a scumbag move to do that to any kind of car. It doesn't matter what it is. Not your property. But, dude, yeah, I literally cannot imagine what some of the kids were saying. You're going to have to show me the kid who did it. Do you remember his name still or not? Who egged my car?
Starting point is 00:49:53 Yeah. I want to see what he looks like because when I go to the gym in town, there's so many high school kids working out there. Like, you know, probably 11th, 12th grade. And they egged your car? No. I mean, they're just beefcake little shitheads, you know, typical. You want to fire? They look like, no.
Starting point is 00:50:10 They remind me of me and my friends in high school, just sitting in the gym, you know, doing whatever. I'm sure they're nice kids. But when you're in high school, you do dumb shit like that. And I could very well see one of those kids doing it. To be completely honest, like, I didn't really get a good enough look at them. I'm sure he went private. Yeah, he went private. And I didn't really care enough to, like, do any more research on it.
Starting point is 00:50:31 And I was just like, eh, I feel. It's just like weird, too, because. he was just like a kid yeah yeah and like if you're young young then it's like I feel like I feel like if he's 17 I wouldn't feel so bad yeah I think he was like 16 or something like that's on he's on the right right and and like I felt pretty guilty about it to be completely honest because I was just like because we were going to do like a bit well we filmed the bit and we're gonna like flame him you already got flamed hard enough yeah and and I like took it out of the video and I was just like I don't feel good about this because yeah it is kind of like the thing
Starting point is 00:51:00 you're like an adult and I was never going to like get the police involved or Anything like that just wasn't that big of a deal. I just kind of wanted him to, like, learn his lesson. And, like, prove an example, like, yo, other people watching. Our followers, like, don't go and egg somebody's shit. They might flame you on the internet. At least he was smart enough not to come here. We got this place on fucking lock.
Starting point is 00:51:21 It's like Fort Knox up in here with all the cameras and everything. I mean, Ken's got everything on. Even you, Ben. When we were going to, you were checking the cameras. You were like, oh, saw movement in the shop at 4 a.m. Mike was still up or whatever. Yeah, you're kind of turning into a little Ken with your old age. I think he's just being extra cautious because he's got his Lambo parked in here.
Starting point is 00:51:41 That's true. He's probably scarred after what happened to a Subaru. Just no one. You almost get to a point where, like, I wouldn't want to mess. Like, I would wrap your Subaru and not really think too much about it. But I wouldn't, I'd have a hard time messing with your Lambo. Dude, I don't want to touch that. Yeah, no, Ken and I did wrap it while you were gone, but we didn't like it.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Is it unwrapped it? Taking that wrap off of my Subaru is going to be a bitch. And we got to be close, right? Uh, 27th, so five days away. Happy birthday. Thank you. Four days away from your birthday, yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:11 23. Yeah. Dude, the, on the bumper, most, the rap is falling off already. I don't think it will be a bit to take off because it's been on there for such a little time. Cheetah might. Also, we didn't wax it down or clay bar it down to where it's just nothing. So I feel like it's not stuck on as ideally as it should. So I think it's going to come off.
Starting point is 00:52:31 Bad. Like, it's already falling off. We'll have to show it in the video of like, unwrapping it but it's bad like if if i paid to have my Subaru wrapped grand you guys are not professional rappers but i don't know if it's just cheap material or because it was a little bit of sound cloud rappers probably it's like coming off every single corner my door handles where it like goes in is just completely flat so i can barely get my hand in there to pull it out we did it in i think 11 hours it's pretty yeah i mean it's extremely fast it did the job like i mean i mean
Starting point is 00:53:04 I mean, I'm talking pull in and start 11 hours. That's very, very fast. But I was honestly thinking about just keeping the pink just because it's kind of fire. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's funny. It adds a little bit more to the car. And now it's like, dude, I just looks mad. There's no way I can keep it off.
Starting point is 00:53:22 But, I mean, I think we've gone pretty long today on the podcast. Is there anything else you guys want to say? Yeah, final thing. Found out that Mike just straight up has a identical, Quinn, who's also famous. Well, no offense, Mike, but you're not famous compared to this guy. No, not at all. And also, if we were to stand side by side, we'd look nothing alike.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I don't know, dude. Mike Stud, he's a rapper. His name is Mike. In his bio, he goes, my name is Mike, but my friends call me Steve. That's what I thought was funny. I was just, and the dude has a mullet. No. Yeah, he rebranded, you know, from Mike Stud to Mike.
Starting point is 00:54:01 And his music changed, too. And I'm looking and I was like, this isn't. stud though is it yeah it is gotta he's got a camel like i wish i had my see boy's camel one on but he's got a camel hat and a mullet and a beard dude we gotta make a collab happen here i've no idea what you guys would do together maybe just make music just oh he's a podcaster oh perfect is he yeah he's just a beef yeah he's definitely like like we got you in the gym dude dude yeah you should start coming with us we got that company gym membership you've used it like once yeah we also used our gym like once too Yeah, but I prefer to go to the gym
Starting point is 00:54:34 Because there's more stuff there If I do start working out I'll pop them up Pop up the one of him drinking the beer My name is Mike but my friends call me Steve What? And he went like full-blown Yeah, from like frat boy rapper
Starting point is 00:54:46 Oh, that's a video Pretty good looking cat Dude Mike we can't get you in the gym And then do something with him Shape you up a little bit Look at him Loves weed I think that's a vapid
Starting point is 00:54:59 Oh look at him he's in a razor Dude He's got that camel hat on. Mike, I hate to do it, but he is kind of a better looking version. Oh, yeah, definitely. Dude, I mean, you know how many ladies are after this guy? At least three. Used to date, Josie Kinseko. Yeah. He's got a pretty good. Really? Victoria's a pretty good lineup. It's because he wears hats that have swear words on. He's because he wears hats that have swear words off. The next drop. Yeah. That just says, bitch. Well, dude, I haven't listened to him in a while, so I might have to start there.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Great tunes. He's got a couple great. Hit the gym. And then, uh, Get a gold chain? Was he wearing chains? I don't know. Yeah, I can see that, Mike. I think he looked really good, iced out. Mike spends his money like a mouse and then he... Hold up, is that a saying?
Starting point is 00:55:42 I don't know. I just pull that out of nowhere. I like that. I think you did, but I'll run with it. I imagine Mice don't spend a whole lot of money, so I, I dig it. And then, yeah, just started getting addicted to chains, dude. I feel like no one around here really wears chains. No, not really.
Starting point is 00:55:57 I'd rather invest that money into, like, something I could use. you could never run with the rap crowd saying the statement like that and I don't think we ever will they'd all sit around and look at each other like yeah we got to get this if I ever do have to go somewhere where I'm going to be around rappers and they're going to be on like even close like they're going to like I'm going to be talking with them and I have the chance of maybe becoming friends with them maybe I'll go get a chain
Starting point is 00:56:21 but just so I can fit in a little better but well when Mike stud hits us up and wants to hang out we'll all buy chance right We show up, and he's just, like, looking totally normal. He's like, why guys all wearing jeans? Like, cheap-ass chains. We got grills in. I thought you were a rapper. He's like, no, I rebranded.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Like, shit. Cammo now. We're like, God damn it. All right, guys. I think that's it for today. We're going to hit the road or just leave the studio. But hit the subscribe button if you haven't already. And thank you guys so much for this.
Starting point is 00:56:55 We love it. Peace. Peace.

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