Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Confronting The Cheapest Cboy

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

In today's video we break down a bar fight, Micah is moving in with Ryan, we tell ghost stories, and Ryan's prank went too far... What are you superstitious about??  Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Tickets on sale now. August 1st. Dude there was a fight outside the roadhouse on top of that. What? Did you guys see that? It was like a drama television show. Oh, you did? I recorded it?

So basically it was this big guy. I have no idea it even happened. Just taller. And two short guys. and the big guy had his girlfriend with him and he was beefing with the two short guys and they kept like walking all the way across the parking lot like they were going to like fight

but no one would throw the first punch. I felt like I was watching like a reality TV show between like two women. I know it's so crap. But that is a big guy. Oh my gosh. There is. There is.

Dude, that guy? And then Sweetie comes out and he goes, Sweetie, get the fuck out of here, man. But the best part is the end. When he goes, yo, my boy, you know, my boy, fuck your girl. two weeks ago and then it was like that drama show where you're just like

he f***ed his girlfriend everyone was like what what a twist in the story go back to the part when he swings and then completely misses and the big guy goes dude I'm not going to kick your ass right here in the parking lot like he could literally tell

it was like yeah those two small guys would have gotten worked by the other guy I know I know the guy in the in the gray yeah that's that's old mills yeah it's old mills yeah it's old mills boys. Oh, right here, right here. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, go back.

Go back. Hold up. He did swing. Yeah. Watch that. Oh, my gosh. Wow. And completely misses.

Wait, what was that? What was that? And that guy was like, Jesus. Sweetie. Dude, he should have whooped their asses. Yeah, he should have. Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago.

And then he's thrown up. Who the fuck is that guy? I'd be, I guess I'd be pissed if that dweeb my girl, too. Yeah, I'd be pissed on myself. Tim, Tim's like, well, don't you just head back inside. Why don't you just head back inside? Oh, man.

Yeah, so we basically been on this three-day bender, and I think we're going to just keep it going at this point. It is Memorial Day weekend. It's a holiday. It's crazy. It's summer. It's expected. Usually it gets way warmer around here, like, earlier,

but it literally summer showed up for Memorial Day weekend, which is really great. Spent the day on CJ's boat yesterday. It's great. Went on a party bus. I have a just... Mike, how are you doing today? I'm hung over for sure.

Like, for sure. And then you guys move the podcast up to one, which shouldn't make a big difference, but I was like... The audacity. Dang, dude. No, I was on the... You have a video of me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ken, I'm going to air drop you this video. We run the pod, you can get right back to it. I also have a picture. That was our thought. We're running the pot. Pop it up here. No, I know.

I know I'm saying that the earlier you get in time. Look at them. Here. Dude, also... Why does it look like you're trying to hold it. that whole building up i think that building was the drunk one it was trying to fall down on you here's mike just wait i love it when he zooms in on him no one was home dang dude no one was home at all i love how you just don't like this show and want to make your own let me tell you

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Mike calling himself Margarita Mike. Margarita Mike. You got audio? I can pull the audio, I guess. I can call the audio, I guess. But, uh, what's... He's a drug, he has a lazy eye. Actually, like that bad.

Yeah, that was better than I've seen you. You look kind of good there. But my favorite one was Sid's story of, of me going, um, I don't know why I'm screaming it. I'm like pushing, pushing tint. And then I'm like, I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. And I'm just yelling it.

Why was I yelling? that. Why was I yelling that? Why did you say that? We're on the party bus. And I go, dang, he's got a lot of girls on this party bus. You know, good for him. He did good. And then I see his twin sister with her sash on because he has a twin sister.

I go, ah, that's just her friends. He probably doesn't have any girls on this bus. You dick. Oh, dude. It's a good game. It's the perks of having a twin sister. That'd be great. A lot of them were his friends, so.

Yo, all right. So this, you guys are probably wondering, what do we got going on here? Looks like a gas can right now. Like a race can. This is what we call the Chug Buddy. And it's going to be in the next drop. Kind of a shameless plug here. But watch how fast I'll delete this can.

But yeah, so this is like, I think this is a more refined version of a funnel, I guess. Yeah. A beer bomb. Oh. Look at that. Okay One full T Gone

Wow Gone That was like No joke Two seconds Holy crap Dude That is not right

It looks like you had That can half full I don't even want to You saw me crack it Yeah What? Yeah That's actually amazing

And this also works For other beverages Like water Mountain Dew Yep You can get your morning Coffee this way Capri Sun

Capri Sun Yeah Holy crap Geez dude That is insane That was... I've never seen that before. Yeah, that's a T-Deletus kit.

I don't know if that's good. I wouldn't say it's good. I wouldn't consider it good. You just consume that much liquid, that fast? Oh. That's pretty slow. That was still very impressive, but compared to Ben's. I don't think I could do it that fast, honestly.

So yeah, speaking of summer being back, I got into a 12-hour fight with the sun yesterday, dude. I think I lost. It was great, though, get in color. I mean, we do the same thing. I don't know if any of you guys do this, but, like, you know, when you were like, all right, we need to get tan,

and then you don't wear sunscreen. And actually, you guys did put some on and still got, weren't pretty bad, but, like, we always do that. Don't put sunscreen on. Get the color. And then you end up just getting fried. 40-year-old me is going to look back at this and be like,

you idiot. My nipple hurts. I bet it does. Can we see it? For the people who don't know that Ben has a pierce nipple, they're like, why would he say that? Yeah, I got my nipple pierced on Tuesday this week. And it kind of hurts, though, which is making me a little bit worried.

But I've been doing good self-care and I've been cleaning it. Yeah. I think it looks bad ass, dude. If I ever have to get nipple piercing, I mean, we'll see how bad the first one hurts. But I feel like I'd want to do both just so it's even. I'll believe it when I see it Dude yours doesn't look like it went through the Like it doesn't it looks like it's behind the nipple

Yeah it looks a little fudge I kind of like it I was wondering that Okay I don't know if that's a good way to do it I feel like it's got to be through the nipple Yours is just like through your Yeah but you just got a tiny little point And part of that is I think part of that is because he got the ring

You know the the stud is a lot like Straighter probably Yeah longer but you'd think that would Who knows So yeah we've been going out to the bars and everything and people are like, dude, I saw you got your nipple pears. Let me see it. So I've been just whipping it out.

Every time I look at you, you're like this. Yeah, pretty much. I consider just not wearing a shirt out for how often I'm just pulling it up. You should get one of those things that wrestlers wear, you know, when it's just the one singlet over the one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be perfect. Yes. Or I could just cut holes.

Or I guess cut hole. So my city would just be. Just cut a circle on the shirt. Can you imagine just the buzz of people talking around us if you're wearing a shirt with the nipple cut out? Yeah, there'd probably be a lot of questions. You could wear a pocket tea and then keep, just cut out the back of the pocket and then you could just open up the pocket.

Oh! Now we're getting somewhere. Why don't you take a peek in there? You just don't know where people get this idea. Mostly our friend Tint, where he would think this is okay. But he like flips, like it. Like, it's a light switch. And I think that's why it hurts so bad.

I don't touch you shouldn't do that. I don't. And he thinks it's so funny. And I'm like, that's not funny, man. That hurts. It is a flickable. 100% against the rules, though. Yeah.

I don't just flick somebody's freshly pierced nipple. Oh, I think that goes against all. Yeah. Maybe not even freshly pierced. I would never touch it. Thank you, man. Speaking of Tint and our buddy Mark, Mark is such a real one.

I went, dude, I don't have any money on me. Can you give me a hundred bucks so I can just pay Butch? And before I could even tell him what it was for, he'd given me a hundred bucks, no questions asked. I was like, God, what a good guy. Mark is a loan shark. You do know that, right?

Yeah, I know. You better respond to him now. The interest starts the second he handed the money over. I don't trust myself putting up cash on me. Right. I get too reckless with my spendings of it that I shouldn't be spending it on. So we're out on CJ's boat all day. and we hop in the limo and we were going out to eat.

We stopped at the liquor store. I volunteer Ken to go and get a case of alcohol. Dude, put up the biggest fuss. Ken, you got to sit in on this. Come sit in. The biggest fuss. Come sit in. Like, I was asking him to raise my firstborn child for the first 18 years.

You did kind of put up a fuss. No. And then you get back in. You tried pawning it off on me, which I was like, fine, I'll go get it. And then Ben's like, no, he's not buying it. You were the one that said, let's go to the liquor store. We have to go to the liquor store. Let's go to the liquor store in the way.

No, we had to go stop there if we wanted to have drinks. We didn't have anything. And it was closing in 10 minutes. I was trying to rally everyone. But you're still like, let's go to the liquor store. We have to go to the liquor store. And then you're like, hey, you want to go buy me a case of beer? Ken, you think I was just going to drink all the beer?

Well, it's just like, you're the one who was pushing to go do it. And they're like, you go buy this. I love volunteering Ken to do it because he sneaks under the radar on so many things where okay what i'm saying is like we're out on cj's boat right and then we all go out to dinner and somebody might pick up the tab or i'll pick up the tap for butch or do things like that so then you know sometimes you just got to step up and take one for the team sometimes i volunteer you it's the way you're like are you fucking kidding it's the way you set poohs for everyone except for you it's the way you say it's like hey you have to go do this oh i'm

Ken, I respect you for how well you managed to save all your money, but you have moldy money. It is not about saving money. Jesus Christ, it is not anything about saving money here. Dude, I think it's awesome. I think saving money is amazing. I'm just saying, how does it have moldy money? It's all good.

It's all good. I didn't think much of it, but. Hey, CJ, go buy me a Lamborghini. Oh, you found you have moldy money. Oh, Ken, it's way different just buying a $20 case of White Clause versus and just doing it for the team. You're making a giant deal about literally nothing. Actually, you made it the deal, I'd say. You made it the deal.

Now, how is this on me? Ben's the one of brought it up. I was perfectly fine with just going to the bar having no drinks in the limo. Maybe Ken's Tesla isn't as cheap as he's making it out to be. And he's spending a little more money on electricity. Ken, he's having a hard time paying for your guys's booze. Are you hired up on cash, Ken? No, I'm just saying that you're making a...

No, the point of what Ben brought up was that everyone else, like, like kind of contributes, like Ryan maybe goes up to the bar and goes, hey, you need a drink, and he gets that. You think I don't buy people drinks? I don't think you do. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I have not seen it. My bar tab at Hotel Shore last night was $80 because I bought people drinks.

Yeah, it was after we called you out for having moldy money. Again, you were bragging about having a $12 bar tab. Yeah, you were the next bar. like, I don't know, we spend 12 bucks. I go, no way, it's cheap to drink here. And I went up and mine was 80. I was like, what the fuck? Where the fuck when we were the night before?

The pub. You had 12 dollars. Yeah, because people like me. Again, I'm the one buying you drinks. When did you buy me a drink last? All the time. When? I don't know.

This is all getting a car. God damn. It's because you're nice with people and you're friendly and then you don't have a giant bar tab because they're like, oh, I think I got all those drinks on there. No, I. What? Or you're just taking them, but it doesn't matter. Is that how it works?

You're just nice to people and then you don't have to... It's like, do you ever pay a full tab with the other local bar around here? Yes. Okay. Clearly, you don't go to the right people. No matter how many drinks I get is always $9. What? I can get...

What hack have you figured it out? You're just friendly with people and you know, like you get... So Ken works this guy, then he goes over here, works this guy. And he goes over here, works him, gets him. It's a drink from all three, and you know what it sounds like, Ken? You got moldy. Like, you're not buying anyone else drinks. That's what it sounds like.

It's because you tip well and then they don't. You ain't tipping well on $9. CJ, I still more than double what my bar tab is. So what do you tip on a $9 tab? I'll tip my total, my total bill is usually 20 bucks. 18%.

I think, I hate to say this. I feel like we need to. But I think. I can't remember who told me, but the waitresses around here say that Ken doesn't tip well. Bullshit. I didn't believe it either, because I thought that was bullshit. Bullshit.

I think Tint told me that last night that he heard the waitress is saying that Ken never tips well. And I was like, what? For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored ice coffee and delivery. CJ, I know for a fact I've seen your bar tab

You do not tip well I've seen your some of your tips And they're pretty low sometimes What? Ken, go ask any of them You just everything we say to you You just go, no, you do that You just reverse it

Everything You're like, oh, a $30 bill Two, three bucks, that's good. What? No way. I've seen you do that. I've never done that Just to be clear. I don't know where he's coming from

I feel like I'm watching a reality TV show I don't know how you started this and now Ken's coming at me We gotta get you guys on like Judge Judy Or something like that We gotta get to the bottom of this Why? Why do you have to Why do you have to say this?

I do agree with Ben You do have moldy money though And that's why he's coming after me I am backing Ben Why? Because I don't exuberantly spend all my money No No it was more so about like you in team plays Because you put up such a fit

on going and getting one case of beer. Why? Because I was already drunk and didn't eat more. Well, it was more so just like contributing to the team. I think he was just a little bit surprised because he didn't want beer. And then you guys were like, Ken, go get beer. And he was like, I don't want any. You guys go get it. But where it went wrong is he probably went, you go get it.

Instead of saying, I don't want any beer, so I don't feel like going and buying it. He just went, you go get it. And then you guys went right back on. You go and attack at me. Like, I need it. Not. So he. eat it. I'm sweaty right now.

That did not happen that way. I just got done watching cops. You touch my job set? It did not happen that way. We'll get to the bottom of this. If Ken's got moldy money or not, I feel like it doesn't bother me. It doesn't mold.

I feel like it's not fair of me and CJ to make this assumption because Ken will just immediately deflect it right back. So we need an outside source to come in. Yeah. The next podcast held at every bar. We invite every server in. How do you think Ken treats you?

There's still like a Me Too movement started on Ken's tipping. They teach Ken walk in. They all the way to just go, oh, turn around and leave. You know, I wasn't going to speak out, but you have me here. It has been bad. We're kidding, Ken. Chill. So, actually, I guess this is mostly that Ken and Siege, but I'm moving out of the house.

Whoa. So I have, what, one-third ownership in it? Yeah? And then I'm just going to move in with Sid into Ryan's house. Actually? Yeah. Are you going to sell it then? Can we buy the?

Yeah, yeah, if you want. Oh, we're down. Fuck yeah. Did you take it up with the owners of the house you're moving into? I took it up with Randy, yeah. I was just kidding. I was like, oh, yeah. I don't have any say there.

But, yeah, Sid couldn't find a place to live this summer. We got so much to unpack here. I was like, oh, I'll hop out. You guys can talk about this. I realize it involves me. I mean, not really, but. No, it doesn't. Wait, what?

You guys are roommates now. Not us. You're moving in to Sydney's, which is actually Ryan's. And going to be Ryan's roommate. Well, he just across the hall. Right. So we'll need to figure out some garage spots, but. You're not taking my garage.

What? You guys could do like a half and a half? Mike, coming in swinging. Well, Randy needs a spot, and then you could do you and Ryan. Right. Mike's like, yeah, I'm going to bring my Subaru, the BMW, everything out there. Are you going to leave all your cars in the driveway? So then I have to park down the road.

Dude. When are you doing this? I'll help you. I'll help you move. I am. I'll help you move. I am. Oh, I don't, if you guys know me, if you guys know me, I don't like trolling for very long.

I just got it kept it going, dude, I kept it going. I told him to do that. Dude, I was already planning, like getting a moving truck. And like, hearing this out through the podcast, into a video. Yeah. Damn, Mike. No, it's fine. And I also knew Ryan Luster.

I also knew how, like, flustered YouTube would get for, like, me blowing the troll super early, which also kind of gets me off. I don't know. It's just fun. Oh, I hate when you do that. But, yeah, you really do. Ben's like, oh, what did you keep it going, dude? So anyway, Ryan's sunburnt, but you turn three shades of red darker.

Right. Too funny. Would you like it if Mike moved in and was your roommate? To be fair, I wouldn't care. I mean, it really wouldn't be that bad. Actually, besides me being like, if I was like, yeah, like, can I get a garage spot? That'd be a normal. That was so funny.

That was funny. He said it perfect. Like, because then you were like, because you were like, okay, you talked to Randy. Okay, okay, okay. And then I said garage pot and you're like, I was like, geez. Okay, we're really like moving in. And you're like, you got a bunch of cars. By the way, I like the way your room faces the lake.

So we could switch. Actually, I do, I do love Ryan's room. It's funny. We start calling it Mike's house. Hey, we're going to head over to Mike's house. Man, I would love to see that, dude. I'm just picturing that moving truck. That moving truck.

truck, beep, beep, peep, peeing over to Ryan just, just like emotionless. All of us are like, hey, let's move it in for, grab one, grab some. Grab the dresser, Ryan. Mike moves all of his shit in. Like, why did you bring all this? And he's just got it all like piled up in like the hallways. Right. He's got to step over it.

Jeez. Man, I'm just, uh, I got to take a minute. Mike's pretty cheap and shit, but he's always down to step up. Horder Mike. It's been really fun lately, like, just, it's, if you just get rid of this thought in your brain of, like, I'm going to just buy my, me drinks and my food and stuff and just kind of like being nice and just like, I'll literally run into random people at the bar and then like, what do you guys want? And it just makes their day. Yeah, exactly. That's same.

Yeah, Ken is the person. The rest of the main. The whole day is made each time. Yeah, but also it's been returned a lot lately because we've just been, as Ken would say, Just be super nice And they'll buy you drinks But it's true I just picture Ken at the bar

Being like Hey buddy How you doing Like shaking them Hugging everyone Oh cripes That is pretty good If I'm a drink

Just to get them out of there You have to do that I love you Dude last night When I was This guy came up to me It was like Hey were you talking about me

On your podcast Where you're saying like Why are you telling this thing and I was like, holy crap. You're starting to get people paranoid. Any person that's ever talked to you. I was like, what did I say? And he's like, you were saying something.

I was like, oh, no, no, that wasn't you, bro. It was the brush marks guy. It wasn't him. But I was like, was I? I couldn't remember even what I even said to begin with. I think if someone else ask you that, just for future, you should just be, you should just say no. You shouldn't even think about it.

Timmy, I didn't care. If I was talking about Timmy, I would have told him. He's funny, dude. He's funny. but I wasn't, so I had to think about it. If it was a random guy, then I would have been like, oh, no, of course not. And Mark got a full plug, but, like, I forget who said. It's just something like a kind of a bystander in our group or someone that wasn't normally

with us just goes, Mark is got to be one of the most stand-up guys. He is. I've ever met. That's what we're saying, dude. Who else just whips out a hundo or anything? It's not even that. It's like he just helps everyone. Yeah.

And he's such a busy guy, yet he somehow still makes time to have. help us with everything and everyone he helps everyone yeah crazy dude like random people be like hey i need help with doing this and he's like oh i got a guy at the very least he'll connect you with him or give you a link to something should we plug mark's email no no that would not help him that would just all the like can i get a free dirt bike request get directed towards mark now he's just like well yeah no i can do that i got you we felt like we owed you something so We plugged your email. Remember we did that to Zach Hubdee back when we first started?

He told me that he still gets emails to this day. And I go, you still have that email and use it? I'm like, why, dude? Like, that was like six years ago. You could have changed it. I just keep getting views. Right. Damn, that'd suck.

Bro, you got an eyelash on your nose. Yeah? I want to take it off. Do it. We just had a moment. I knew it was going to be, too. I was like, if I take this off, it's going to be a moment. Thanks, Mike.

I just wished. I can't tell you what my wish was, but it was for you. Jesus. Get a room. Preferably not in my house. Oh, that's a good question, Butch. Do you guys have superstitions? I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

That was the dumbest joke that I was just going to say that. Screw you. Turn it off. I personally don't believe in it. I'm not surprised that you say that. Yeah, there's a... You have that, I don't care attitude. I'm religious, so it's like, I just don't believe in that, like, the broken mirror, the spilled salt, the under the ladder, the black cat.

Like, I don't believe in that stuff, but I'm trying to think of... Also, I don't believe in, like, I believe in setting goals, but I don't believe in, like, manifesting, if that makes sense. How? How do you not believe in that? Because it's like, I manifested this, I did this. No, I believe in setting goals. Yeah, but you don't think that helped you get it. And then you, that's the thing.

My definition of manifesting isn't the true definition of manifesting. Well, I think it's just like, I guess if you really just break manifesting down, it's like that's what you think about. The things that you think about, you attract. Right. So I still believe in that. Law of attraction and setting goals. But anyway, no, I'm not superstitious at all.

I'm always very careful about what I have like come out of my mouth because I don't know why. That's funny because you say a lot. Oh, stupid shit. I know, but I mean, like, not, I say stupid shit, but obviously, like, careful about what I say is going to happen or, like, I don't know, because shit, it seems, I don't know, maybe I'm just paranoid, but it seems like it ends up happening. I feel that. So you got to be careful what you say.

So you are a little stitious. I'm very superstitious. And also, I'm the total opposite of you. I think manifesting is, like, huge. Yeah, no, I think it is, too. When I was in, like, hockey, I used to, like, always, like, dude, it's so weird. Like, I had to put, like, my pads on a certain way. That's OCD.

Because I was worried maybe something bad might happen in the game or something. I don't know. It was just weird. And like I even damn near didn't take lunchbox the cat because it was a black cat. Like this just seems a little weird. The truth comes out. He's a black cat's hanging out around us. So you are very super suspicious.

I wouldn't walk under a ladder. I don't do anything. Really? Oh my gosh. All right. We got two complete opposites here. I mean, look at Mike. He's very low, strong and I'm pretty high strong.

I mean, what do you expect? Yeah. But also with the manifest. thing i think it's like i mean if you believe in it and you set your goals and you stick to it i think it all yeah but i don't i don't disagree with that at all i think i thought you said that no i just don't believe it like it manifesting it's like being your own god i guess i just i like setting goals but you know just a higher power for me i sometimes i get really turned off when you get like chicks that are like i manifested that i i said i would get this job and i manifested i talked about that and i

Got the job. We got it, dude. Good for them. I know. Probably did. I agree with that. Just saying they, like, abuse the actual word. Yeah, I mean, I'm very quietly.

Like, I quietly manifest. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I think it's all just what you put out into the universe, kind of comes back around. Karma. That too. I don't really believe in karma either. Really?

As you could probably guess, but. Bad karma, good karma. Yeah. I feel like out of it. Really? Do you guys think bad things happen in threes? No. I think that.

Why? Why? I don't know. It just seems like you got a couple. couple bad things happen then it's all good yeah it seemed yeah i guess i could see that it's like i think that there's like a why three though i just i don't know i think that's just like the term but i think it's third times a charm third times you know when you like fuck up two times and you're like oh third times a charm there is something that like you know you see somebody just like damn

bad shit's always just happening to them and it's normally a lack of preparation uh i met a dude broke his leg, got fired from his job, and then something else happened. But he got fired from his job because he broke his leg. And then because he broke his leg, he, like, couldn't afford his house payment or something like that. And he was putting this up on Snapchat. And so it's kind of like sometimes cause and effect of things that happen. Like one bad thing happens and then kind of other bad things can come of it.

Well, there's a reaction. Yeah, it's exactly. It's a reaction. And so that's why I sometimes think you can get stuck in, like, bad ruts. Right. You can suck in a good flow and a bad... It's all about momentum. Exactly.

And also I really applaud people that can realize that's happening to them and then understand that losing the job was because of that. It's still horrible. But like when they can understand that versus just going, bad stuff's always happening to me, you know? Some people are just unlucky though. That's true. Some people are also very lucky.

But then again, I don't know how true that is because a lot of them. the right people and you put yourself in the right space, good things are going to happen. You hang around the wrong people up. Yeah. Bad shit's going to happen. I mean, that's what, like, so I wouldn't go as far as to say, I don't believe in luck, because that's pretty

aggressive. However, it's like, really, what is luck? Is it just life? Like, when something good happens to you, you go, awesome. I'm happy that happened to me. It was kind of random, but I'm happy. That would be lucky and good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. so just like so you don't believe in manifestation you don't believe in luck you don't believe in

karma you don't believe in any of that is that all because you're you're very religious yeah really so they teach you that yeah i think they don't like teach you like these are bad things but it's like really like be real what is luck what is luck i mean luck could mean you're lucky or you could be like oh god bless me with this right it's kind of they're just a different Or maybe it's neither. Maybe it's just a good thing happened to you. I'm saying like,

you don't really have to put it. How much do you attribute your successes to God? I guess like any person, you know, like you just like are happy at the end of the day and you thank him. But other than that, I attribute most of our success

and my success to hard work and you guys pushing me and us pushing each other. So do you pray every night then? Like you ask for things? You don't? I was going to say, that'd be literally,

manifestation then right you be manifesting do you ever but but please helps that way i do good on whatever i'm doing that's the exact same thing same thing i guess yeah it's either telling yourself or telling god but you put it out into the universe or god or whatever you yeah i don't not believe in manifestation i just like the true definition of manifestation i don't but the all the things that come with it i believe in that why are you so superstitious like why wouldn't you walk under a ladder where did that where did that I don't know. Like, what's going to happen?

I'm just a paranoid, dude. I don't know if I just don't want to risk it. Fair enough? I am just a paranoid dude. I don't know. Because it's like risk what? Risk what? Well,

I don't want to risk having some bad shit happen. And then I'm going to be like, God damn. And then you blame it on the ladder. I don't know. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. If you might go like, you walk under a ladder and then he stubbed your toe, you go, God damn.

I know I shouldn't walk under my toe. I'm using a super easy example. You stub me your toes. You walk under a ladder you're driving home and you hit a deer runs in you. you go, oh, I knew it was that ladder. Or maybe the deer just ran in you. You know, bad things could happen because of a reaction or good things could happen. But then you start thinking about it.

Then you're like, That's true. You're looking for it. Then you're looking for it. It is interesting, though. I don't know. I just think there's a negative to every positive. And you have to like, it sounds really weird.

But I like, the way I navigate is very, like, I don't know. I just always have it in the back of my head. I think that if you truly believe there's a negative to every positive, then a lot of that makes sense. you know like if there's a negative to every positive then you do have to navigate you got like kind of pick and choose i don't know it's weird it's a great question butch that was a great question butch we were like just thinking about what to say and then butch goes are any of you guys superstitious and then we got that whole conversation out of it so it's interesting because sam and jason ben's dad and brother sitting over there and i go man i can tell they have a lot of things to say

on this one both of you two been looking at each other what do you guys got to say about what Because you guys both believe heavily in manifesting and stuff like that, I would say. Jason's license plate on his, his Corvette. He had a red corvette before you did, right? It was red, and it's innate. And I actually didn't know what that meant. I had to ask you. Well, that's not really manifest.

No, I know. I know, but what does that mean? It's the power within the body can heal the body, right? Is innate. You're innate healing. It's like if you cut your finger, you don't have to, like, do anything. Your body just will heal itself. it you know do you guys believe in ghosts yeah yeah yeah yeah do you guys have any ghost stories

oh i have a good one thankfully no i don't okay i have a really good one but yeah so when i was in high school my dad his grandparents owned a like a cafe or something and i think they had ham's beer there so they had this ham's beer sign and he uh somehow got it from my grandma and put it in this room outside of my room where I stayed or whatever. This is the sign. Yeah, and it would light up and he would turn it on and just let it run. And he like left it running one night after we were playing pool together. And that night when I went and I was taking a, it was like the middle of the night.

And I was sitting there peeing and I like turned around and there was like a, face dead ass serious i i i it was like staring at me it scared the crap out of me and i like it was like and i like flick the light on and i was like what the heck who was that i don't know what was that i don't know it's just a face it was just sitting there and then uh you know in the dark yeah it was like a white how'd you see the face dude i don't know if i was dreaming or what but if i was half asleep there was a face and it was staring at me it wasn't like mean or anything it was just staring there scared the shit out of me though i'd imagine so I'm tweaking, whatever.

I finally go back to bed. Like, there was, like, noises, and I was, like, kind of hearing things. I would hear, like, talking and stuff. It was weird. But I, I realized that if you don't have it on, it was maybe I'm just paranoid again. But I think I saw a ghost. And my grandma thinks that it was maybe, like, him or something. She's like, you don't have to worry about him because he's nice.

I'm like, no, what? Still, but I keep, I basically, I would always make sure that thing was off. For sure. I don't know why, but I feel like that thing had some kind of, like, connection. Part of him was in it. I don't know if it was in it or what, but it just weird stuff would happen whenever that thing was running, which also it's like you get stuff in your head. Right.

And you were looking for it, like, going for it. Yeah. It scared the heck out of me, though. Oh, my God. That was like a ghost time. And then also, when I was a little kid, kind of same thing happened. So our neighbor, one of our friends, they had his mom, and we were very close. she ended up passing away when they were like young we were probably like five and i think

you know it was this big big deal i can't remember if it was that night or if it was around that night or around that time but uh i was sleeping in their room because i was scared or you know whatever it was like a pretty it was a very sad time i was crying and stuff and i woke up in the middle night to a face again a white face sorry i mean i i still to this day i think it might have been her maybe just like i don't know because like we were kind of like like friends and then whatever and wow but that's oh man that gives me chills scared shit I mean I just remember

I was like a little kid and I was just like sitting there in my parents bed and I was just like looking at it that's got to but maybe I was dreaming I don't know you know I don't want to but I do believe the hardest part about that too is that like I don't know you know you didn't like I don't know was I just seeing things or or because every person

that's ever seen a ghost is like oh sure I saw it but also I don't know you can't prove it um it's crazy to think that all it's the most of the ghost stories it's got to be like they lived in the house they died in the house there the i would never buy a house that had a death i wouldn't either maybe is that being superstitious i wouldn't either you guys is no just some idiot was making that shit up some idiot yeah the funny story oh i man guys do that you guys remember where they said that uh he so yeah that was some dude wouldn't tell that can tell that story so ken was out eating and it was

last year after me, Mike, and Ken got our house together. Somebody came up to Ken. I was like, oh, yeah, I saw you bought the old whatever person's house. And then he goes, you know how he died, right? And Ken's like, no. And he's like, well, he fell out the porch window

because there's like this big screen in deck and died on the... Because he was an alcoholic. Yeah, but you got drunk and he fell through the screen and died. So I was like, are you kidding me? When I heard that, I was like, God, dang it.

We need to get rid of this place. And I'm over here like, Well, at least he didn't die in the house. No, he was around it. Just two different people. He didn't die. No, I was like, I agree. I wouldn't buy a house that's like, hey, they lived in here.

They died in here. It's kind of creepy. I just wouldn't. But that was all big? But if it was like your family, yeah, it was. If it was like a family, so like my cousins, so my uncle, he passed away from cancer, but he, you know, passed away in the house because they like set him up on hospice in there. That's like different.

That's way different. but if it was like obviously a murder or something tragic happened like that where you know it maybe it wasn't a famine i would not fuck with that and a lot of places if there's like a killing or something you know really bad happens there oftentimes they level it you know in fargo when there was this pregnant woman and they lived in like a duplex type of thing or kind of and the neighbors came over and killed her and cut her open and took the baby i think the is a baby so alive i can't remember That's so messed up. So messed up. Anyways, so they caught the people that did it and they're in jail and then obviously the other person and I'm sure they were renting it but they leveled the whole because no one would want to buy that. No one was going to want to buy that after that, which makes sense. Makes sense. That's crazy. My parents old cabin, Lake Cabin, the lady, I think two owners before died in the laundry room.

When they came down to the lake one time, the microwave was running. the microwave? The microwave was just How wrong? Right? The microwave was just on after being gone for a week. And then another time

Yeah, you guys were sitting there and then a painting that had been on the wall for years Just randomly fell. What else? There was some other stuff, right? We sold it up. Oh, you did? Was that?

It was a yellow one? Got a D-O-one? Did you feel like something? Could you feel like a presence of someone? Really? But you just didn't like it. You're like, I don't know. Yeah, you guys ever

feel like somebody's just like in your presence? Okay, so I have a story about this. So my dad, my dad, when he was a young, like 10 or 11, his dad died. And he owned a gas station and also a towing company business. So he would have to go out in snowstorms. He went out in a snowstorm one day and he did his routine of giving all the kids like a good night kiss, checking on them, tucking them in. make sure they're good and he would go out in the snowstorm and one night when he was out he had a

heart attack and died young he was like 40 so one day i'm staying at my grandparents while my parents on vacation when i was a little kid and uh i'm sleeping in my dad's old room in the basement and there's a snowstorm you know middle the winter and i'm laying there and i woke up and you could just feel like it was just like someone right behind you right and i was so scared i could feel I couldn't even bear myself to look. Yeah, like you're not making that up. And it came right there, and then it was just gone. And I was like, wow, you know, everything stands up.

And so I told my aunt. And I was like, yeah, like, I had this happen. I'm like scared to sleep in the basement. I've been sleeping up on the couch because I'm scared to be down there. And she goes, well, Grandpa Roger used to come around every night before he would leave in a snowstorm and kiss all the kids good night. He was like, he was just checking on you before he left for the night. yeah that's kind of how my grandma said is on me yeah it's just like no no it's goody was just making sure you were safe and i was like and i like that they explain it like that it makes you feel better

like they don't have bad intentions they're not like he did it to you yeah you got to wonder though think about that if you do believe in it how often they are in the presence and you don't know and they deliberately try to not you know make it noticeable because it obviously scares you even if they have good intentions think about that or if they they they come man and you're doing something dirty about that

Ryan maybe I won't give him a kiss tonight like oh oh what you said Ryan said he had it was the encounter and most likely good girls

you guys were like a haunted house no oh I dude I do not we would do that I would why did I don't I don't fuck with I don't fuck with haunted house actually I take that back

I didn't go to haunted houses, but we used to go to abandoned houses. The creepier, the better. I hated that. I mean, it was fun. It was an adrenaline rush, but it was scary the entire time.

It was one of my first experiences as a YouTuber. Most of my stuff was just edits, stupid, stupid, dumb, dumb stuff. But this one, we took a camcorder and a light, and we went and found this abandoned house and, you know, vlogged it. But it was, yeah, it was so weird. We went up upstairs, and there was like a whole pile of, shoes it kind of reminded me of the holocaust you know because they would just take everyone's stuff and pile like i'm not joking like a pile of shoes old leather shoes

was that the place that had like the dentist chair in it yeah yeah yeah but then we had to go into the basement and the foundation was all made out of literal like rocks yeah whatever and it was super creepy but it wasn't haunted if i ever own land with an old scary house on it i'm gonna set it up to like like i'm just gonna go get yeah i'm gonna go to a store buy a pile of shoes put it in there i'm gonna like hang suits in the closet you know like just do weird shit so that if someone ever goes in there they're like this place is fucking creepy you kind of have that over there well we knocked the chimney down but i guess some of those other little shacks there was stuff left that's just creepy too so it's creepy now that you say

that there's this this movie i had to look up the name so i wouldn't blueball everyone but it's called within i basically found out about it because i have some friends in nashville and they got a song in the movie and it's like cool because i knew the song It's perfect for the time when they play it. But anyway, it's about someone living in their walls, their attic, their walls. And which is the creepiest thing about it is that that happens. Not a lot. Yeah, squatters.

And I don't know how wide their walls were and stuff, but he was like very, this part was probably exaggerated, but he was really like zombie looking because he never left. He didn't go outside. He lived in the walls and he eat their food. Based on a true story? Was this the one where the kid was kind of like the kid was born messed up And the family was super rich And they didn't want the kid to be seen

But they had like no Okay, never went there's a whole movie This is about a squatter that was living in the walls in between their house And he looked so creepy because he never saw the light of day And then when they would leave he would eat their food Yep or at night he would And it's so creepy because it's real You know

The movie's not real But like it's so creepy because like someone could actually live in your attic and you not know and you don't know that happened in deal that happened in one of Alex's classmates apparently this guy had been living in their house oh in their attic and uh when when they would leave he would go down and eat they freaking so this kid i guess went home during lunch break to go grab something or i don't know and he opened up the door and the guy was sitting there eating like a sandwich or something at the table and the guy and And the guy just stood up and sprinted out.

And he was, like, rattled, whatever. So they called the cops. The cops came. And, you know, they scout out the whole house. And they end up going upstairs. And they found, like, where he was sleeping. And he had, like, a little bit of stuff there and, like, a little spot. I think it was in the attic.

I'd have to ask Alex. Talk about he be jibis, dude. That's why I always freaking lock my door when I leave now because I'm worried, like, someone just sneak in. Just walk in and then they're up there. Yeah, it's not trying to steal anything. It's trying to live there. Yeah, dude, I don't get, I don't got really anything at home for you to steal, but you might, you live there, imagine.

Especially if you're by yourself. I don't really worry about it because I have Big Ken. People come in and fight the guy. But back when I was living at, like, you know, alone, it was scary. I always thought about that. Just think all the people in Slab City, there's squatters. And also like, yeah, but for the people who are able to do that, talk about impressive.

Think about how quiet you have to be. I don't think I could rob a place without getting caught, let alone live there. bro that's so messed up they just like get used to it and they like you got to have something wrong where was he going to the bathroom i don't know i'd have to ask Alex i just remember her telling me that story and i was like that is so crazy and that's how i learned of the term squatter dude i don't watch scary movies because i don't get i don't get anything out of it it does not give me any sort of adrenaline that i desire it almost like freaks me out and then i go home and i'm like I'm tweaking.

Like, I'm not a paranoid person like, CJ, but like after that, I'm like, somebody's watching me. There's somebody here. There's a ghost. Yeah. And I don't really even believe in that, like that there's like bad ghost. But I'm like convinced myself of it after a scary movie. So I don't watch scary movies.

I literally like, I have legit, maybe watched one full scary movie in my entire life. And it's only when we make it. It is funny. I don't watch it though. I literally, if you guys watch the scary movie, I just sit on my phone. Yeah, I always look over and Ben's just on his phone or he's like looking the other way, sleeping, trying to just. That's fun.

I don't watch it. I still don't understand. Why do you watch scary movies? What do you get out? No, it's true. It literally, like, hinders your life. It does. Like you personally, it really does.

Like, I'd say it's for the adrenaline. And if you're not getting that out of it, it's exciting. Yeah. Then I totally understand why you don't. We got to ease you in with like a good. No, I will never be a scary movie guy. No, we got to ease you in. Never be a scary movie guy.

Not like Saw or like some paranormal. Like a, I think the term of psychological thriller, when you're trying to figure out what's happening. And it's not scary. The guy isn't in the house trying to kill you. It's like some weird thing that's happening. And you're trying to figure out why it's happening. And it's more of like a brain game. Those are the ones that I really like.

I think you would like those two. I'm more into thrillers for sure. That's the worst part too. It's really hard to make a good scary movie. It's really hard to make a good. psychological thriller scary movie it's really easy to make a shitty scary movie and that's why there's a million of them if it's true if it's based on a true story like if it says that at the beginning nope you're out no because then you can go this could actually happen to me this actually

happened yeah so this was kind of this was real obviously it's probably exaggerated but nope nope count out but if you're if you're listening to this um and you have actual scary movies drop them in the comments I feel like comments on this podcast are going to be like oh I have this ghost story like I'm not even going to be able to read the comments probably not

I was like Ben you shouldn't why do you guys like to oh man I like the people so Bush asked why do you like the lakes area so basically our neck of the woods more than California where a lot of other YouTubers live I feel like we cover this question

probably but I'd say just speaking on behalf of myself just better people here cheaper living I mean it's amazing in the summer and even the fall and the beginning of winter is a blast too it works well for our content because we're able to do something different four times a year because we have four seasons and it's hard but we are able to do that and cannot beat just the unbotheredness of being here you can't beat that of like we're on our own we don't have to deal I love it here. Anything. I mean, that's why we don't even, when we go to the city, when we go to Fargo, North Dakota,

we don't really enjoy it. It's like, ah, the city life's not for us. And that's not even a big city. People that live in Minneapolis, although there's been some, like, nasty shootings there. Yeah, it's crazy, like, the crimes that are happening in the cities, which really makes it easy to justify living off going. Whenever I go, so Fargo is a city that is, like, 45 minutes from here. And it's pretty big city.

They got everything, you know. and we go there oftentimes just to get something or do whatever and I'll run into subscribers there and the big what are you doing in Fargo do you guys come here a lot like how long do you guys I'm like dude I literally just come here to pick something up and I'll grab food and I get get out but especially lately with all the shootings though like you were saying so what happened in Fargo last night outside of like on the downtown strip which is like where all the bars are there's like a nice bar and then there's the

railroad tracks and then like a couple bars that have been there forever and they're kind of you don't go in you you don't go there they're pretty sketchy and then to the south of that there's more bars so a lot of people are walking past these like really junky you could consider them local bars but they're basically homeless people and uh apparently outside of those bars um there was like a shooting and some guy shot two people and apparently they're going to be okay non life threatening injuries is what I saw but like I had friends in cowboy jacks that are like in the bar next to it in in the bar next right next door and they're like yep we're partying you know music's loud and you hear distinct gunshots and he goes nobody knows what to do he's like you literally

feel like a fish in a barrel because he's like is the shot coming from over there is it coming from over there like what what do you do is it inside or is it outside yeah it's probably pretty common honestly in any big city right and some giant cities and so they said they just like literally headed for a wall or a corner and just like got down and then they kind of like realized it wasn't happening and then everybody at cowboy jacks they like shut off the door once they realized it was outside yeah after that like the police came everything and then they let everybody out and uh they like there was you know police tape blood on the sidewalk like oh my gosh they were like someone's for sure dead but apparently not dang dude was it like malicious intent

obviously obviously yeah yeah but like like pre-mats meditated or was it just some guy that just saw random people walking they don't know they didn't catch them but it was like a 21 year old kid still still gone they know who it is they don't know where he is or where he's going dude that's wild that's the second shooting in fargo in the last two weeks yeah man yeah i was at this bar in minneapolis which is like oh for people that live in minnesota know like minneapolis is going to shit and i was at this bar in minneapolis when i was telling I was like, I just don't feel like safe here. Obviously, I know that there's like this whole stigma around the whole city is like being

dangerous, but I was like, I don't know. This is like doesn't feel right. Sure enough, the next weekend, eight people shot at that bar that I was at. What? Yeah. And I was like, I told you. I told you. I didn't know about that.

Yeah, that's good. Dude, that's wild. Yeah, it's pretty depressing to talk about, honestly. Man, I love you guys. You too, Ken. I'm probably not going to shoot you. Yeah. I hope not going to shoot anybody.

Ken did almost shoot Ryan with a shock on that one time when Ryan was scaring him. Oh, yeah. What? Oh, my gosh. I forgot about that. So while Ken's coming in here, you know when you're a kid and you like drive around and do nothing, kind of like you were talking about with your buddies, you're running around the street? That's what we used to do. So we used to have this story of the lady in white.

She was an old lady hated dirt bikers. Whole thing. We'd created a fake story. And so me and Jake decide, hey, we're going to go. with a couple of our friends. We're going to go to Walmart, get nightgowns, dress everybody up like the lady in white, and we're going to go scare Ken.

Great plan in theory. At 4 a.m. So I tell my mom, I'm playing Xbox at, I'm playing Xbox at Jake's. No worries. We're safe. Meanwhile, we're out on the town, driving around, doing whatever.

So we come over to Ken's house. The sun was coming up. The sun was coming up. Yeah, it was like 4 a.m., 5 a.m. By the time we'd had this plan all pushed out. So we go knocking on the window to Ken, Ken wakes up, looks out the window. And what did he do? I'd open up all my shades.

Yeah, so what did you do? What happened? What was his face? We like, oh. It was actually very similar to that. Yeah, Ken looked surprised and confused. It was like, what is going on? It's like four or five a.m.

I'm sleeping. I hear like just little pitter patter on my window. I was like, what the fuck is going on? Hoping it'll just go. You know, it's a bird or something. It'll go away. Before we like messed with it. with each other and this was like new i was like oh it's bird or some animals just hitting the

glass and then just keeps going i was like fuck i got to go look at this and i was like what the fuck and then you guys run away and then because you guys weren't weren't there very long initially and then you you i was like okay whatever i'll go back to bed and then you come back and then you did the same thing and you go run away again and you came back a third time was the second time i'm pretty sure i thought you came back twice then i like get on the deck scream at you guys So then that's where the story gets interesting. So you went over there and you scared Ken. So on the second scare of Ken,

Ken appeared to us to have been very scared because then we had the lady in white right up by the window and whatever. So Ken takes off running the house and we go, we got to get out of here. So we go spreading off in the yard. Ken starts flicking lights on, screaming the whole house, runs out on the deck,

screaming, gets out on the deck and what is he screaming? What did you scream? Get the fuck off my line. It was like the most aggressive, angry grunt in the voice. Get the fuck out of my yard. Blip the switch. So then we're like, oh shit. So we run.

We're running to the drive way. The whole house. The whole house, Ken's parents, his brother. We're running down the driveway. And like, as I'm rounding the corner by the, you know, as I'm rounding the corner around the garage Ken comes flying out the main door of the house. We're like, oh shit

Ken, what are you going to do? I don't know. I don't know who it was. Ken was seeing red. Ken was seeing red. He didn't get a hold of you. So then we jump in my car, peel out of there, laugh,

think it's the funniest thing. Go back to Jake's. Sleep until one, whatever. Completely ruined Ken's night. And his whole family for that matter. So then it got. But interesting because Ken obviously had woken up the whole house. It was very mad.

Yep. And was very mad. So Ken's dad, Bob wakes up and it's like, what the hell is going on? All the stuff. Ken presumably tells him the story or whatever. And then calls my dad because I'm out until 5 a.m. fucking with Ken. And so during that time in the house, Ken had ran to his brother and said,

give me the shotgun. Give me the gun. And thankfully, You'll imagine if Cody would have been like, yeah, here you go. So Cody goes, what do you need the gun for? And I assume when he's angry, he probably didn't give any answer. And Cody told him, no, you can't have the gun, thankfully. Ran upstairs did the whole thing.

I'm sure Ken told his dad. Well, it's like there's somebody trying to break in the house. You don't know what's going on. Did you see the lady in life? So that is where now the story gets interesting that it was the second time we were back and you knew it was us. I didn't know what was you, though. He was prepared to shoot you. He was prepared to shoot any young woman in his yard.

Just don't wake him up. That's the moral story. But so then I got in big trouble. I didn't know it was you until I saw your car peeling down the road. The little T.C. The little T.C. Rev bombing. Yeah, so then I got in tons of trouble.

I still remember the conversation right outside of our shop when Bob came over and was like, listen, you can't be doing that. One, it's disruptive. It's two. You're out late. Three, you could have gotten shot. Grant was trying to get the gun. Can you imagine if Ken just fucking got me right in his yard for playing a little prank?

You don't fuck around with some shit. No, you don't fuck around with some shit, dude. I wouldn't shoot somebody in my yard that's laughing and cackling as two young girls and two dudes are running through the yard laughing. I wouldn't go, these people need to be shocked. Get the shotgun. We got some high schooler kids. Clean cut, cute girls.

She wasn't cute wearing that. No excuses. She was cute. I wouldn't have shot her. So yeah, that was a story about Ken almost shot me and got me grounded for a month. I actually don't know if Ken could have managed

to figure out how to shoot you though. It's mostly like the scare thing. You hear the shotgun click. Ken was going to scare me with a fucking shotgun in this yard, dude. You were scaring me with a fucking lady standing out on my window. I was just trying to send a good example. Nobody fucks with me. We probably wouldn't have mess with Ken.

For the last like 10 years, we've been, we all mess with each other. But every time we would go to mess with Ken, I'd be like, remember that one time he shot Ryan? Let's not mess with him, dude. Oh my gosh. Ken's got that look in his eye. Fuck around and find out.

Think about how much more interesting Ken's life has been and thanks to just things like that we do. That's true. He gets roped in, but it's been a pretty interesting time. It's been a wild ride. Just lie to me. Who your family is.

What? You told me, you know, one of our friends, he was your cousin, and I just quite don't believe that. Didn't ask any questions. And then I say something's like, yeah, isn't you your cousin? He's like, what do you mean?

He's not our cousin. cousin amazing i don't even know this story that's right that was a small one i forgot completely forgot about that until this moment so jake pricler was your cousin and i just believed it didn't ask a single question it all lined up i mean he's like he'd all live on the same beach cj and ben used to be menaces you couldn't believe anything still can't still can't but anything and it was constant and for no like now you just if something's weird happening you're like okay where's the camera there's maybe a little bit of purpose behind this. But it used to just be just to get you two off.

It's the typical, like, little kid, like, how many lies can we get away with? I don't know if I call them lies. They're more trolls. They're more fibs. If you tell the truth, that's a lie by another name. It's just a joke. But there was no group back then.

Because now, you know, something's happening. You go to Mike or you go to Cannes. You can figure out that something is up. And also now we know each other a little better. But, man, I was, I was green. dude i didn't know anything you two would tell me something like yep that my that's what my friend said they probably are being honest and then i wouldn't have anybody to fact check with what am i going to do go to sam and be like hey ben told me this is that true and he'd be like yeah of of course it's

true and then then their family's making fun of me man so one of the funniest trolls we did on ryan was my sister was dating this guy and we convinced ryan that he just hated him because one time Ryan and he was like gosh what I do to him you know whatever and we told them well that one time that you kicked the soccer ball well it hit him in the nuts and then you just laughed because you didn't know it hit him in the nuts and he was like oh my god I did we were like totally made that up because there's always soccer balls sitting in your yard we're like yeah you just ran up and kicked it and hit him right in the nuts and I guess you just walked away so he was like damn screw that guy and you believed it yeah I didn't I believe a lot of things

I feel like there's so many trolls that me and CJ completely forgot to tell you we're trolls that you probably still believe to this day. I think we're pretty cool. I think I probably figured them out as I got a little bit older and smarter, but there definitely is ones out there that I don't know. Ryan, you're just so trusting. I was so trusting. You've ruined me.

Well, Ken doesn't, Ken actually doesn't believe a single thing I say anymore. You got to question everything. It's insanely inconvenient because I'm like, like, why would I lie about that? And he'd be like, I don't know. Why would you? But it's a fair point. There might be another thing that's just as meaningless that you would lie about.

It's so funny. And Mike, Mike started pointing it out to Ken's just is so curious about everything now. We're like simply because he thinks that I'm always up to something, something bad. I'm always scheming about something. You got to trust, but verify. You got to verify like, is this accurate?

Is this true? Is he just fucking with me? Or is this just, he's actually saying this? Ken's like that kind of dog that has like his tail up. And he has like his guard up and he's constantly just like looking. Like that's Ken. Like I see him like kind of straightened out a little bit. Looking around.

Double checking. CJ. What's in his hands? Pockets. Where's the taser at? Where's the? Looks over at me. Squints a little bit.

eyes me up Mike it's Ben and CJ up too Ken has to verify what's happening in front of his eyes like he'll commonly like I'll be eating a sandwich and he'll just walk up and go eating a sandwich

and I go yep that's it it's like for Ken to just eat a sandwich it's like a dog that got accidentally kicked one time and it's just like every time it sees a foot it gets scared now it's like are you really just eating a sandwich or is this to get back of me

cheddar what's in that cup where's the taser where's the smelling salts where's uh what the it's not even just pranks

it's everything it's not just like why do you say it like that you can't trust anything though you are right there again you never know if someone you might have his little camera hidden

he might be just his little camera hidden That little camera he runs around with He's always filming us and shit You might just like with his little friend He might just hold up his cell phone I love doing that I won't even have the camera

And I'll just put it up like this And then just look at Ken And it'll be like What Good times Bit of a random one, eh mate I feel like we got a lot covered And we're gonna get to the bottom

Of this moldy money thing You guys want to get a little more I actually think if I'm willing to go around to every waitress at every restaurant we eat at and ask them who tips better and I would put money on it that they would say me every time. I don't know where you. I actually defended you. I told Tint, I said, I think Ken Tintz tips pretty well, but I don't know why you tried to say it. I only tip $2.

There's no way. Never done that in my life. We need a report card. I would literally feel so embarrassed. I just to say, your tips have gotten better, but they used to be pretty poor. they are good now okay there we go they were pretty poor previously though like what are we talking when i was in like high school like probably two three years ago okay well i guess i don't know about that then so all right we're going to get to the bottom of this though for the people

we're doing it okay all right guys let's see you next week go get some more fights with the sun