Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Crashes Caught on Camera, Ken Changing His Name, & Evans Tolerance For Pain

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

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Big wrench took a fall. Oh my God. Dude. Oh. I must have crashed in the womb a couple times because I am ready to crash whenever. I realize you got to shut up and just let it die. If you wake up every morning and you feel great, which I never do. Pulled the hamstring pretty bad.

Did you actually? In that barefoot out. I don't even know if we were ever on track, but we are certainly off it now. The rail. God, I hate what you do that, Evan. Burping in the mic. It's just gross. I think I'd rather have you fart into them.

I'm like, then fucking a perfect do it. Can you have to be a bathroom? Okay, so in the middle of the podcast, I go into a handstand. Just because I'm trying to get my ass closer to the mic. I would love to actually see that. Oh, my God. You're probably about the perfect height where your butt would be about right there in a handstand. Well, that would be so out of pocket.

Be a late, it would be perfect. I don't think you could. We'll work on it. You're sick. Well, we know that, Ryan. What department do you want to get to with them, though? He's sick and many. All right, guys, welcome back to the LifeWatom podcast.

We have two good friends. It's going to be chaos today because we have got Gavin and we've got Evan. Go, baby. You got me too? Yeah, that was a weird. Something about your prebiotic soda doesn't really scream. It's going to be chaotic to me today. Hey, you got to have a healthy gut, man.

This is not a plug, but it's better than that shit. You guys are drinking. Gab's been in town a couple days now. we've gotten some things done dude i haven't even seen you yet gab i haven't hung out with you once i was just telling gab i was like dude i'm sorry that i i kind of invited you up here and then i have just straight up avoided you straight up pole ryan yeah he was saying like he wanted to like he was like i'm trying to just dip out here before gavin sees me and shit what's that about what's that about

you heard i don't like heavies or what you'd like heavy what did what did you what did you with me. He found out, this is Gavin's mindset. I don't like heavies anymore, so Ben obviously doesn't want to hang out with me. You're thinking I'm a fake redneck, not liking heavies. I mean, you're probably thinking I'm a faker. I've known that, and I have thought that for a while. So that had nothing to do with it.

Okay. But yeah. All right. Good to have you here, though, bro. Dude, it's been fun. I mean, yeah, the pontoon was great. I wish we would have sunk Ken, but we tried. Yeah, that would have been great.

Yeah, you guys did try. You gave it a good effort. God, that pontoon, that small one is just. so good looking it looks so good and proper with ken driving it it's just amazing and then you have the big one you got the little one it's just so funny i like i can't even explain the feeling seen can be excited about a gift genuinely happy like he went for the hug i have seen you guys give him gifts and he's literally thrown things yeah at your face yeah and so when he started moving towards you like this i was like oh no is he going to tackle him i wasn't sure what's going to yeah like like body

slam me you know whatever no he was having a great time with it and And then until his chair broke. Yeah. And he was done. Like that, he was not happy. Where the fuck's he going to sit? He wasn't even that mad when he blew up the motor.

He's like, man, a little inconvenient. But when that chair went down, yeah, fucking snap ruined. He was actually just, I'm done of a switch.

This is lame. This is fucking lame. About 90 cents and screws could fix it. He blows up like a $1,000 motor. Doesn't care. Well, where the fuck was he supposed to sit, Evan,

when he was getting hauled back? No, dude. He was just pissed off leaning up against that center council arms crossed like dude dude reminded me of that uh that meme of pablo eskabar when he's like sitting on the on the swing set like bored arms kind of slumped by his side or he's like leaning up against a wall like just like waiting around like what am i supposed to do now not having it meanwhile you guys are trying to sink his boat that maybe that's part of the the whole thing would have been like the boat starts going down what's he going to do

stand and watch it sink so it wasn't in the video but when i was in the centurion and he was stranded i filled up all the ballast and i started doing like circles around him so that's why he was rocking and then you know just that clip of the chair breaking due to the rocking so it wasn't necessarily his fault the chair broke so i think that's kind of what ticked him off it was like he was getting all rocked in the boat which is an inconvenience he wasn't loving that and then his chair breaks nobody likes when you're rocking the pontoon you know yeah don't rock the boat do you think that After last week, the wrenches got a little, like, confident because the chair broke, the motor blew up right away. So, after the podcast, after the podcast, sorry, excuse me.

Oh, like they got caught slacking. Yeah, they kind of got caught slack in this week. The good news is I actually just got a report from wrenches this morning that the motor might not actually be blowed up. It was just, there was so much weight with Ken sitting on the back that I think we just hydrolocked it. No way. So I think we, they're going to try to just pull the plugs and fire it up. hopefully fingers crossed wow fingers crossed so kind of got a counterweight it i think we should just pull the hummer pontoon motor off which is a 115 and put that it would that would that would

wouldn't that be too big yeah would that be funny well i i mean like the weight it seemed maybe you could weigh the front down like put it me with a 40 hundred pounds in the front no such thing is too big there's no such thing we just will have to put another chair no i'm talking about motors what are you talking about what do you know about motorboat and gab what do i know about I grew up on boats, so I know a decent amount. What do you guys know about podcasting? You guys have been podcasting a lot lately, huh? I do love podcasts.

Oh, man. A little late night podcast, maybe. I mean, yeah, dude, it's been a great three days here. We already burned down Zorba's last night on there. I was going to say, I've just traded Rich in for you. Yeah. Dude, rich straight up. I don't know if he, like, sent you, like, a warning signal, like a smoke signal.

Uh-huh. But, like, dude had, he couldn't get out of here fast enough. I think he checked into, like, a 30-day rehab. Yeah. You didn't, but. No, no, the guy is still not recovered. Dude, I'm barely recovered. Pulled the hamstring pretty bad. Did you actually in that barefoot?

Exactly. Did it barefoot? No. What, say it? Gab, I know that you went out with the intentions to barefoot, but being the ski never left. I don't think you tore it barefooting. You tore out of water skiing. He was attempting to bear foot, though, when he did it.

Did you tear trying to get up? I popped it. No tear. Hopefully no tear. Trying to get up. Not good. That's how you did. Yeah.

I would have figured your gnarly fall would have been. I don't know what it was. I think I'm too fat, man, because I was just fighting that board the whole time trying to get up. Dude, barefooting is just like the gnarliest thing to me. The fact that people know pretty much know the outcome of it. Like you're going to fall out of 10.

You're going to end by just eating shit really hard. I think it's amazing. Unsafe water sport you can ever do by far. Yeah. There's like pretty much no safety precautions. Nothing whatsoever. Like the most, I guess, protection that you can have is, like, how thick your wet suit is. That's about it.

And how hard you took your chin, apparently. Yeah, dude. I think barefooting is one of those kind of lost arts that maybe isn't going to carry over from, like, generation to the next. It's dying for sure. It's for sure dying. But, like, the older generations are still doing it. Nope. You know, because they grew up doing it more.

And they don't think it's quite as insane. But the younger generation, look at it as like a bunch of lunatics. Well, you're going 45. I mean, what are you? What are you thinking? You're going to smack the water at some point. Yeah, it's not going to feel good. No.

Even if you do it correctly at the end, you still have to stop. Somehow. Yeah, exactly. And what? They kind of do like that fallback, though. Like they fallback on their butt. But yeah, I'm sure it's still, you know, there's going to be an impact. It's not like grace.

They kind of just slide on their butt until they, I can't think of a much more dangerous sport. Probably three wheelers. Yeah. Kind of. Debatable. Run your leg over. Run your head over. That's even worse.

I've done that a time or two. Dude, it is amazing. Every time I watch one of your videos, you're still taking falls. And I'm like, this guy just keeps eating these. He eats falls for breakfast. It is actually insane. Every video, just blessed with it. I don't know what happened at some point.

I must have crashed in the womb a couple times because I am ready to crash whenever. I mean, we can go crash right now. Your mom had to have fallen down the stare or two. She must have been on a couple quads, three wheelers, dirt by. I mean, I'm just, I don't know. Gavin's first phone. on a three-wheelers, his mom eating shit. Gavin in the belly.

His boy makes a lot more sense now. That's where it came from. So, yeah, they can crash it since the womb. I'm not sure if you take them that much better than the average person. I think that your tolerance of pain is just a lot higher than most. Like, I see you limping around and you're just like, yeah, just pop to hammy. Just pop to hammy. I'm starting to come to the same conclusion.

After I crashed the mini tractor, man, who, that was a bad one. I think I almost broke my shoulder. I can't believe you still, but I'm all right. I can't believe you didn't. That thing straight of ran you over. I might have. Yeah. It did run me over too.

Why you keep calling him a mini tractor? I was going to ask you. It's a lawnmower. It's a riding truck. It is a riding lawnmower. I've wanted one of these that I was like a little kid. It's a mini tractor. If Ev was riding it, he could probably call it a tractor.

But it's a lawnmower for you. It's like a fancy way to call it. You know, I don't have a lawnmower. I got a lawn tractor. You hook a trailer up to the back. You got some attachments, right? It's a mini tractor. Is there no such thing as a mini tractor then?

Those are not mini tractors. A mini tractor will have like a blade in the front or something at least connected to the back. I don't know this for sure, but does it have a PTO shaft? No PTO shaft. Then it ain't a damn tractor. I agree. I was looking for that and I couldn't come up with it, but that's what it needs. It needs the pot to take up.

Someone out there that owns both a large tractor and a small tractor, they can maybe tell us. But that's like Colin when Ken called his Bronco a truck. That thing ain't a shrub. All right, fair enough. Yeah. Good analogy. I still think it's a mini tractor. See, when you got hurt barefooting or attempting to bear foot, whatever we're going with, I got really nervous because I go, damn, dude, gas family, his friends, they aren't going to let him come and back to hang out with us because every time he gets hurt, as shown in the montage and the video, which was actually a pretty impressive resume.

That's getting there. But then I watched a couple videos where I remember back to a couple of your videos. videos, you do fall in every one of your videos. Pretty much. I take a decent fall every time almost. I mean, I think it was the snowmobile video of yours that I watched and you crashed legit seven times. Yeah, it was like you weren't even hanging on in the bars.

I was just like, I just learned how to ride a snowmobile. You were straight up hitting an ant hill and you would fall off. I'm like, bro, there's no way that you're holding on right now. I was going full throttle though. He was doing no handers. He was practicing no handers. I'm learning though. I got the snowmobiles down.

I'll show you guys next. season. Really? Yeah, dude. Didn't look like it. Dude, I'm breaking out the Yamaha fate. We made the snowmobile jet ski, too. Yeah, that was a great. That was a great idea. Thank you. We were going to do that last year. I told you this. I go, we were going to do that. You already did it, but we're still going to do it. I just want to clear that up. I just want to clear that up. But that is one of those things. Like, you got to come with us, like out, out into the mountains on a snowmobile trip. I cannot imagine how sweaty you would be. Like, he's sweating right now. Like, yeah, he's, I guess he's listening off the nose.

Like a dog that just went swimming in the swamp. You want to, like, cuddle up with him, but he's just like, oh, my God, what is that? That's what it would smell like when Gab gets on snowmobiling. Like a dog out of the swamp. A weird analogy that you, like, want to cuddle up with him, but you're like, how do you want to cuddle? Like when Waffles comes over, you know, the neighborhood dog and he smells like the swamp. I just saw him the other day. Really?

He is still kicking? He's getting a little older. When I saw him, I thought, man, I haven't seen that in a while. I know. Should have, like, lured him over with some treats. Yeah, you look like he was on his way over. Really? You're just going over Evans.

Yeah, I haven't thought about Peanut Butter. About waffles like, yeah, we haven't seen them since, you know, prior to winter last fall. I feel like that's the best way that we could have a dog is just like a neighborhood dog that rolls through. You guys kind of do. We were just chilling on the couch and you had a dog walk in earlier.

Oh, yeah, that's a neighbor's dog. They asked us to try to send it away because they don't want it hanging out here around their own crowd. Oh, yeah, that influence. Can't blame them there. Start coming over at 10 o'clock at night every night. Start hanging out of Evan. Yeah, anything goes straight to the peanut butter cabinet.

Yep. Whoa, whoa. She comes home at 4 a.m. Waddling or wobbling. Maybe is a better term to use. Maybe both. I'm the one wobbling. You and the dog.

Well, there was some exciting news. Like a Seaboy CV milestone. We just passed. We posted our 500th video the other day. A lot of videos. Not counting podcasts. Not counting podcasts. We're at what?

128 now over here on that. It's a lot. That's a lot. lot of ideas. How many hours of content is that? That's a great question. Let's just say each videos on average 17 minutes. And we've got some like outliers as in the like you know year in reviews. Those are hours car tours. That's true. Let's just say 20. Let's say 20. 6.9 days. Really? Worth of content. So you could watch our videos for 6.9 days straight. Almost four coming up on I mean seven. Sorry. We should do a challenge where we lock ourselves into a something.

A room, and we can't leave until we burn through them all. I think we should do that just for you, have. You know, you still got, like, the early days. And those, that's a real challenge because they weren't very good. Yeah, I probably, there's probably 30% of the vids, the early ones that, you know. Oh, really? I've picked through them and watch some, but certainly not all of them. You and Ken could do it together.

Yeah, Ken still hasn't even seen the new ones. Yeah, he hasn't seen any of them. I'm only down to be locked in for seven days if Gab can come with. I'm in. Gab's going to leave there, limping too. But we limped on the way in and we waddled on the way out. Till, Evan. No, no.

There's just an empty jar of peanut butter. You guys don't need any. Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Oh, gosh. Evan, you shouldn't have brought me into this. You brought yourself, buddy. No, you bring me into it every time.

Speaking of bringing people into things. Yeah, what's up with you bringing your sister? into pretty much every conversation we have. What are you talking about? No, I do not. Dude, it's because Gab is certain people around here that like to talk about my sister.

Ken. Ken, talk to her. Is he talking to her? What do you think he's doing right now, dude? He's not talking to us. I don't want to think about it.

But, uh, I don't know. My sister's awesome. There's nothing else to talk about your interview. Clearly you think she's awesome. Easy. No, no.

She's good shit though. She's good shit. Oh, man. So this morning, Evan was a little bit sleepy. So normally, Evan chaperones around Gavin and, you know, make sure he's fed and has activities and stuff like that to do. But since he was sleeping, I took Gab off for breakfast this morning. We went to the local coffee shop, got a nice sandwich. On the way back, I said, you know, Gab, you got to drive the vet.

Unreal. I can't even talk about it, right? I can't even talk about it. That'd be good because, man, on a platter. form like this if we talked about something could be bad oh my goodness i mean that is the baddest mamma jama ever though i mean it feels like you're in a spaceship too with how it's designed it's hugging you right in there pretty crazy so obviously you know you bring your new friend that's a little crazy what do you laugh about nothing you want to say so no no i got nothing i got nothing

i didn't really have nothing what were you saying what were you laughing about it well i don't know i just had a few things cooking and then ben gave me a look made me giggle it's that simple Carry on. Oh, Lord. Keep going, right? So obviously, you know, you have your buddy in the car. You've got to show how fast that car is and make a bunch of noise and all that. So we're coming out of Cormrout this morning.

And I go, Gav, look, you know, if you pull those two levers in, you can rev it up while you're driving. Kind of fun, do that. Do a little pull just up to the speed limit. Nothing over. Nothing over. And we crest the hill. And there was a member of law enforcement that was standing outside of his car and had someone else pulled over. But we had just recently been making a lot of noise coming over.

So he heard you for sure. Yeah. Oh, I had to have. And then so as I panic trying to put the car in like tour mode, you know, make it real quiet. You drop two gears. I put it in track mode. It goes, wham, wow.

Oh my God. Starts back far and making a shit ton noise. I start smacking buttons. I believe Gavin's got it all on video. And I just. Oh, yeah. We were filming it. Absolutely panicked.

Just shit the bed. And I, we rolled the windows up. We clicked it in the eighth gear and we had the longest, quietest drive home that we possibly could. So bad. So bad. She's showing off, though. Should have just put in neutral, had Gavin push you home. That'd be quiet. I should have had you hop in the driver's seat then and then you could have gotten a ticket.

Oh, I thought Gavin was driving. No, no, no. No, I had taken over at that point. Oh, okay. What were you doing then if you had the driver's experience where it was tight and hugging you? I was driving. And then we switched over at the C store and Ryan's like, let me show you what this bad girl's all about. What's so funny.

Tell me what's so funny. I'm just envisioning you guys. Getting tight and hugged in the Corvette? Oh my God. What do you say? We burned down Cormout tonight. Give a run. I think that's inevitable.

I think so, too. It's inevitable. It doesn't matter what day it is for you guys. It's actually Friday, so it's socially acceptable to burn down the town now. Yeah, Nikki Joe's coming to town. We can show a real good time, Gav. So I'm really not going to sleep tonight. Evan's girlfriend's come to town.

You guys are going to show a real good time. Did you just invite yourself into my girlfriend? No. No, no, I'm in the bedroom right above you. Just nearby, brother. I'm not saying another word. Let's stop that. Never, Ev.

Door flies over. You need some help. Never heard that one before. Oh, the peanut butter. Oh, Lord. Oh. We have gone so far off track here. I don't even know if we were ever on track,

but we are certainly off it now. The rails. The rails are gone. Ryan, get us back on track. Yeah. Real us in. Real us in. I feel like we're just off track

because it's been so damn rainy here. We can't film anything. We're all cooped up. was made Evan this The weather It's the weather His seasonal sexuality Climate change

Four different sexuality It's unbelievable Four? Four seasons Okay So he changed Just out of curiosity Run me through the four

sexuality of the four seasons I can't believe we're going down this road Well, summertime, apparently he gets a little gay when it rains. Well, yeah, because you look up, you see that rainbow. I can't fucking help it. It's America, dude. You do you, brother. That's what I'm saying?

Fair enough. Fair enough. Okay, what does he feel in the fall? Fall comes around, man. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's getting a little bit more spiced up. He's double swinging it. He's bisexual and tall.

No, no, no. That's just a little crazy. Is that crazy? You're not just gay? He's just gay when it rains. All right, maybe he's just gay when it rains And he's straight the rest of the time I'm like

This is so far south So when's the part about Gavin coming in your room When Nikki's here What? Didn't you guys just talk about that? Well, yeah What does it?

Nicky's going to be here So me and Gab have got a long night I just meant taking her out on the town Showing her good time having a few drinks Playing some pole tabs You know nothing weird Yeah I won't be sleeping tonight That's what Gavin said, I think

Well, yeah, yeah He was, yeah Ken, get us a topic here Yeah, we need to get out of the... Oh, we're missing the hot dog Connoisseur But you guys see Joey Chestnut Is banned from the hot dog eating contest

Heard about that Really? Why? He's sponsored by vegan Beyond Meets now So wait, so he's gone vegan I guess, yeah And he's a hot, a professional hot dog Yeah

Dude, what was that? That doesn't seem to make sense So what was that bag Or what did that bag look like? Because like, so if you were to take a vegan hot dog sponsorship, kind of knowing that you wouldn't be able to participate in the, in my opinion,

the only thing that really makes you a professional eater in the first place is this hot dog competition. Is there other competitions throughout the year? Are they doing this monthly? Or is it just? Yeah, but if like your whole brand is that. Is that one? Yeah. Maybe it's one of those deals where he wants to go out on top

so he knew he was going to get banned. He's going to get a bunch of publicity. publicity for not doing it or else we wouldn't even know but it's all over the internet you're right and he made a big bag went out on top you know they might have been they wouldn't let them do it right but he probably knew that maybe knew that one point two million over four years one point two million over four years joey chestnut is that or eating hot dogs bro that's fucking awesome killing your brand though he's probably a pretty normal meat that's probably a back on the meat that's a pretty solid bag no vegan hot dogs i feel like joey chestnut is like damn near a

household name at this point yeah i'm i'm saying like cobiashi it seems like he could sell sponsorships you don't where to make that 1.4 million you know up in other sponsorships that you have five other sponsors and then it's like you're still growing the brand here versus kind of just shooting it in the foot yeah who's this guy's agent who let him sign this but no cobiachi was like the big rival that was like the guy that was able to defeat chest not a few times yeah really dude it was big is back in like 08 he took him down it was electric honestly dude i wouldn't know who joey chestnut is if it wasn't for micah literally literally if it wasn't for micah having his posters and shit i would not know who joey chestnut is

i don't follow hot dog eating i don't really even eat hot dogs i like brots that's suss oh that's suss now why does it sound like something micha would say i'm not sure if you can be the suss cop on this podcast no i mean i just i'm not i just i'm not i just don't follow hot dog eating that much like i don't know if they're a household name let alone his rival maybe if you're in mike salmon's household that's a that's a fucking nightly topic but mike mike salmon friends are in 10 years mike sammas what just happened you know we call him micas and he's like i don't really like that name we just are going mike salmon Dude, he always does get done on the salmon salad, so it makes sense.

He loves salmon. He doesn't like Micas. I don't know. He was like, yeah, I hope it doesn't stick around. That's about the worst thing to say. You don't get to choose your nicknames around here. Unless you're Gavin. Little wrench.

I still call him Little wrench. Yeah, that's what I mean. He got to. I don't call him Little Wrench because I only have so much, so many things that I can say to him because I need him, you know, on a daily basis to not be upset with me. I can only piss him off in so many ways. Yeah. I got to pick my battles with him

and calling him a name that he doesn't like. It's just one of those things that I'll just let it. It's valid. But with most people, that's not in the next part of it. You say you don't like something and that name is going to like stick 10 times. That's coming from Ken. Exactly.

Fucking completely changed his birth name to another normal birth name. You have to realize you got to shut up and just let it die. You like Ken now, though. You introduce yourself as Ken. When you're not introducing yourself as CJ, you introduce yourself as Ken. There's other little things that you've got to let simmer and die. He's picking his battles.

He goes, you can call me Ken. You just can't do other things. Well, you legally change your name. I mean, it's in the process, but.

Well, actually, yeah, he signed the papers and everything. Ken middle name, Drick, but he misspelled it. It's not that much money to change your name.

Yeah, like, but to get you to do it, like to finalize the paperwork. put everything in motion legally change your name you could you could add your normal first name to that so you don't have to like get rid of your standard middle name or forget it completely but i think there'd have to be more to the story than just change eight years of youtubeing more to the story how much more to the story do you need ken we gave you a lie we gave you a name when we were 15 years old

and now the entire world knows you as ken yeah like how how much more to the story could there be? I don't know. I just feel like there has to be one extra little thing to it. Otherwise, it's just kind of like, it's kind of Cheeto. We can make one extra little thing happen.

Maybe a couple extra little things. Okay. Yeah. There you go. Say one extra thing. That'll be done by this weekend. We'll have that done yet at end of day. This podcast, likely.

What would you want it to be? I don't know. It just, it has to make sense. Okay. He goes, all right, making a deal with us.

Change the lips on the no can do face. And I'll sign the paper. Hey, Ken, now we have you on. What did you think about your pontoon? To me, it seems like it was built to fail. Now that I, now that I see everything, the fact that there was an intentional hole put in the back of it. That was just a drain plug.

And even the, even the intentional hole to make it sink failed. Yeah. Well, the big problem was we kind of forgot to take the breather out the top. Yeah, so that's why that was foiled. But I don't think it would have sunk completely, Ken. It would have stayed floating on one side. We just wanted to see a panic a little. Well, I panicked for a little bit as I was falling backwards.

in my chair. That one was unplanned. That one was not a part of the plan. How mad were you? Were you just so angry? No, it wasn't bad. Okay. Until the chair broke.

And then CJ kept throwing a wave at me. I was like, okay, dude, the joke's not funny anymore. I can stop now. But that's when it was just getting funny. I think everyone else was laughing the whole time. Why? It was still funny. Sitting on a pontoon getting tossed around in the waves.

I was like, okay, this is fucking lame. I can't wait to get that motor. I think we know what's wrong with it. So we're going to get it back up and running because that was genuine gift from us. Yeah, I was so excited for about 15 minutes. Well, it's going to be back running and you'll actually be able to drive it around, take it to the sandbar. Maybe get some moms on there. Yeah, no, I think you take that thing to the sandbar and moms are for one going to flock to it because obviously you're driving, but for two, when you have mom chaser on the side, it signals to

them like, okay. I'm going to have a tough time like keeping that thing above the water. Right. I agree. How big are these moms, buddy? Ken's going for like quantity that's going to sink it. Gavin's more like quality like you'd have one on that thing's fucking bottom on like four bills four bills i think we can handle that could you probably not i'm i'm really excited though to see you out in the wild on that thing but no that was a genuine gift ken and and you seem to like feel how genuine it was being that you gave us a hug i don't think we've ever touched like that evan chill most of the time they're a little different the touches are the gifts are a little more thank you for clarifying related oh ken

Evan is on his gaitar so hard dude it's so hard you guys just keep seeing the most suss stuff just because I giggle it but it doesn't mean I'm the weird one that wasn't a missed opportunity to put a toilet no because we wanted you to enjoy it we wanted to look like almost a production pontoon

like we wanted to look legit which it does we wanted you boating by and people seeing that and thinking holy shit that is the smallest pontoon I've ever seen I can't believe they make them that size The wrenches did do a fantastic job putting that thing together. What is up with this? Wait, what does your shirt say?

Oh, this is a sick shirt. You don't wear helmets, bro. Thank God. You were wearing that helmet. Man, I feel so bad, but shout out to the vintage plug shop that sent me this shirt, and I can't shout them out because I forgot what it's called. EC vintage? Yeah, the old, Claire one.

Yeah, EC vintage. Thank you, brother. But so are you going to take the advice? you are literally wearing on this shirt that says thank goodness you were wearing a helmet no that's gab he just ate the fall and that's me over there, chill. Yeah, I'm about to hit me with the front fire.

Perfect. Dude, Big Brins took a fall. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, do we have the security camera footage? Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do. Pop it up, how do you see it? It was crazy. Like, I actually got scared.

I think Mike right away made the comment. Usually when Mike falls, I'm laughing like a little girl because it's hilarious. But you can usually tell like when someone hurt or not. If you don't get hurt, the fall is funny. When Big Ranch went down, I was terrified. It was his first time staying after work hanging with you guys. I know in months. On the podcast, you were like, yeah, you know, you never stay after work. He said, well, I got a family and dinner,

but that night he was excited. He's like, you know, I'm going to stay after work and hang with Evan. And within 10 minutes, he had slammed on the concrete onto his back. I do feel a little bad because he hops on the e-bike. How do you run this thing? You literally just twist the thrott. throttle go and then uh someone else goes put in an eco mode i'm like ah eco mode's kind of soft just sport just run it you're fine and then this happened god i don't know if i can even watch this i haven't watched it yet oh cody right there at least he stood up right away he got right back up he didn't hit his head though yeah it looks like he tucked his hit his shoulder is what he said the future of work, forward thinkers use AI to deliver measurable results. Workday is the

AI platform for HR and finance that frees you from the mundane so you can focus on more meaningful work. Workday, moving business forever forward. Yeah, his shirt was a little dusted up, little ripped up. Yeah, he went home at night and his wife was like, yep, and this is why you don't stay afterward. Well, dude, can you pull up the security cam footage of like 45 minutes from now? From now? Into the future. Let's see what happens. Into the future. of this where he just sits against the building for the next hour can you just pop up like what followed that accident uh man i really did feel bad that was a hard hit when you at least expected it i come out and big wrench is just leaning up against the the garage and i just found out

that he just ate shit about five minutes before this so i walk out and i'm looking around i'm like where's big man i look over he's leaning up against a wall i'm like oh my god i'm like are you good And he's like, yeah, yeah, it was my fault. But, well, Evan might have had a hand in it. I'm like, of course he did. Of course he did. What happened? I think Tony had a hand in it.

Well, that usually doesn't. That doesn't help. But what a dream team of making problems. But it just never fails. It never fails. Somebody gets hurt on your watch. If you're hanging with Evan, you're running into gunfire. Plains of glory.

Just running into it. You're running into the fire. but we have so much fun though yeah for sure you guys too there's no doubt about that that's the great part about there's no doubt about those e-bikes is uh the other night it was like 1 30 2 o'clock in the morning and i'll sudden me and cody decide it's time to hit the fmx ramp i will give you guys that you do have a great time and i'm happy to see that you're doing it on e-bikes now yep that is knowing that well our neighbors have been like i think actually been getting annoyed of it because It's like a 1.30 wheelie excursion in the driveway.

I can't even blame them. They called Ryan the other night. Yeah, I chatted with Evan about it. One o'clock in the morning. We got her buffed. Some people are just soft. I mean, you have to get up early, go to work. You got just loud motorcycles riding all night.

Don't hate on it. Come join us. I'm sure 60-year-old Susie, who's got to wake up to go be an assistant at a accounting firm, would love to rip some wheelies with you and Cody and Mike at 1,000. 30 in the morning. Dude, honestly, every time, every time, like, you know, there'll be things that happen. Maybe you walk into the shop and there's garbage on the kitchen counter from last night. And when you walk in on it late or early in the morning, you always kind of go like,

ah, God, damn, these kids, you know, always up to their Tom Foolery. But, man, you're there that night. It is, it is so fun, dude. I know. Oh, God. So I, I'm glad that you guys are having fun. Yeah, I'm glad you're still doing it. Now that you've got the e-bikes is like it's solved that whole problem.

I don't care one bit. Ride all fucking night. Don't even go to bed. I didn't care either when you were riding dirt bikes. I didn't realize the neighbors could hear it. And then once I found out they were like not very happy about it. Oh, well, then we probably got to switch something up. Well, to be fair, her house is about a hundred feet away from it.

You know, it actually wasn't her. God bless that woman. Really? God bless our near neighbor. And they still wave when I ride by for some reason. Oh, I'm sure they're not mad, mad. Were they mad or were they just more like, hey, Could you please not do this?

No, it was so that, yeah, the kid that called me was his grandpa. His grandpa came in at like 1 a.m. And was like, hey, you know those guys, right? Can you tell him to quit red bomb in the dirt bikes or whatever? Like, you didn't know what it was. He, like, sent me a video of it over Snapchat. And it's just very quietly out of his open window so he could get the cool night breeze in. And just, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

And that's quiet for a bit. What a da da da da da da da. And just rip and wheelies through the parking lot. it is a rare occurrence we try to be try to be as good as we can well the problem is we're just so dang busy all day there's no time to ride yeah you're so busy riding all day you have no time to ride ride you know messed up i walked into the shop the other morning and there was a flea of three wheelers half of them leaking only one of them only one of them that's pretty good for i just i just laugh though i like open up the door i see that you were parked in the driveway and i was like

oh nice gab got in last night and then i opened up the door and it's like a three room or it's like a showroom from the 80s after walking in i just thought it was funny when i saw him because i was like of course he couldn't leave him outside someone might steal him no way was it half a dozen half a half a dozen three wheelers five we're five five that's 15 what are you up to you now how many three wheelers ooh dude i'd say 35 40 35 my goodness healthy numbers how many are you picking up at a time are you still doing like oh i mean it's either normally like one at a time or you're picking up five or six and it just depends on kind of usually like a widow of a farmer that had him in the barn or like what's the story that you're

seeing it's either like a widow or just the farmers getting old he's ready to sell his old three-wheelers the grandkids are kind of over him that's what you see a lot of is the kids don't care the grandkids don't care they're just garbage at that point playing video games or are they riding dirt by no exactly that's the bad thing everyone just wants to play video games oh and so see gab rolling up to this poor widowed just kicking him on it's just so tough because you never know the condition of the motor. I'm buying it without even checking the oil or anything half the time. It's a Honda, so it don't matter.

Exactly. So most of the time it doesn't matter, but I have gotten bit where I paid a little bit more than I should have, and then motors locked up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So that's why you should always offer low, fellas. Dude, see, you had the one that we gave you. Uh-huh. What is that thing?

The 250R. The 250R. So you had the 250R that we gave you in the garage. And then next to it, there was another 250R. And I was looking at one of them, I go, damn, this one looks like the one that we gave you, but is really clapped out. And then there's another 250R next to it that looked really nice. What's the deal with that? You have two 250Rs now?

Dude, we're doing a giveaway. We're doing a freaking giveaway. And I couldn't give away my baby. That one holds a special place in my heart. You almost got kidnapped for it? I almost, yeah, I've killed myself on it almost three times. And he's beat the shit out of it. He got a mint one for the giveaway.

I can't believe it hasn't popped. The mint one's fresh. Or the giveaway is fresh for you. Didn't it blow up? No, it hasn't blown up just a gasket. That was leaking cool, but we fixed it. That's easy. Just a base gasket.

Yeah, man, it looks like that thing has lived 20 lives since we gave it to you. I'd say 30, man. I've beaten the crap out of that thing. Best gift ever. It just keeps going. Was it worth it? The trauma that you got from it? Now, 100%.

So it took some time. It had to prove itself to be worth it. It wasn't right away. It was a little scary, man. And then I wrecked it two minutes later. I'm hurting after that. So you have a problem, like going and picking things up? Dude, any time I see a U-Haul, I'm getting a little tickled, all right?

I don't like seeing U-Haul's. Do not like U-Haul's. Well, is Evan in the passenger seat? No, no. Don't like U-Haul's, and then if I see a U-Haul with the door open, I get even more scared. Really? Yeah. Oh, just no, thinking about the door slammed on me.

When we pulled that prank on you, how scared were you on a scale of 0 to 10? 30. I thought, no, I mean, I can't even describe it. Very few times have I ever felt like I was going to die. dude and I didn't think I was going to die but I thought I was going to have to put up a hell of a fight and there's a chance I was going to die no offense gab but like what do you think that guy was going to do with you women and children get kidnapped not not not really built like you don't want to put three wheeler riders I didn't know I this guy's more blood out maybe they're

like can't hold a hostage for a three wheeler collection exactly I seriously thought when that door came open it was just going to be seven or eight big dudes with guns I that's all I thought I was going to be. And then what? What are they going to do? I mean, I don't know. Kidden at me, take me to Mexico and sell me. I don't know.

So no offense, because human trafficking is a real problem in this country. But, like, what do you think they were all going to sit around? Like, can you imagine the meeting at, like, whatever sale option they do? It's like a cattle box. And you walk across the stage and they go, how did you get that one and go, it was easy, just a three-wheeler? Back of the U-Haul. It was like leading a cat. eating a cat into a trap

Dude, that's all it was That's exactly what it was like Just put it far back in the U-Haul Think about how bum they'd be When they got you there And they go Jerry, I thought you said This guy's a redneck

And Gab's like, Oh, I'm a redneck And they go He's wearing Lulu socks Dude Get out of here, man He's got an underwear sponsor Oh my gosh

You can be a redneck And live anywhere I'll tell you that right now Explain the Lulu Chill I've never met a redneck that wears Lulu I like comfort I'm just a versatile redneck

It's kind of how I see myself I fit in with every group of people I really feel like I can't We met somebody that went to school with you Yeah No way This uh I think his name's Tyler from Adams Polishes Yeah yeah yeah

Great A lot to say about you Yeah it was very great Yeah you guys know You guys know Gavin Carlson I go yeah shred 80 And he goes I went to high school With that guy

And I go oh Sit down buddy we got we gotta have a chat we should tell me everything oh no good things are bad no they were all great things it was just you know things that you haven't told me interesting yeah like what now you got me curious how you're in high school okay a lot of bedazzled jeans well do no i did yeah oh that's a tough ninth grade man i was still rocking the earrings i had the you had earrings oh i had a whole collection of jordan's and everything man so you didn't transition to a self-proclaimed to redneck until you're late in your teen yeah i was always kind of i was still watching watching

monster jam watching all that stuff man yep yep getting into the countryside but i was all about basketball and having having some swag what what pushed you over the edge what was the defining moment i don't know man it was just time to cowboy up a little bit and get the boots out i guess i don't know something hit me you know what is it might have taken a good fall say it ben just tell me they're over your whispering i don't like it what do you say it was your sister that turned you into a redneck, wasn't it? His sister was like an extra cute that day. You guys bring up my sister.

I don't bring her up. Get out of here, man. How can I make this acceptable? Redneck. That was good. What do I do about these weird feelings that I'm having? Band-Aid that says redneck, slap it on. Socially acceptable.

Get a couple cutoffs of the boots on. You're dialed. Knocking boots in no time. You don't dress, I mean, like most people around here. Or anywhere? Anywhere. Yeah, exactly. Like, what's your fit right now?

You got to shred a shirt, obviously. Yeah, yeah. And then shoes and the boots on. And the boots, obviously. I have never seen the elderly ladies of Cormorant. It was like Elvis and his prime walk through the coffee shop today. Dude, you are like a middle-aged woman's dream. He caught a phone number at dinner yesterday, not doing anything, but say he likes three-wheelers.

Yep. She wanted me to fix her three-wheeler, Ben. Yeah, he threw it away right away. Yep, I did. I did it out. Oh, I'm sure she was an older lady. Actually, she had a three-wheel. Exactly, she was. Straight up.

How did that come up that you were, like, into three-wheeler's? I brought it up. Have you ever been in a conversation? By their table. Just run me through the conversation. So she was just talking about what all the boys do, with all you guys filming everything. And then I went on talking about my videos and such,

and I go, do you like three-wheelers? She goes, boy i grew up on those bad girls and then we start talking do you got one still she goes i got a 110 hiding baby tell me more and then gab tried to buy it and she did not like that she was not you can't buy it but you can come over and fix it for me that's what she just told me to come over and fix it i got a little scared but i was like all right all right didn't say in other words she walks off and then i got the ticket i got the ticket did you offer oh she was a waiter waitress yep and it literally had a number oh yeah i got her number and the permission to fix her three-wheeler

and then buy it after I fixed it. Really? Yeah, she said I could buy it. I don't know. You should do it. I probably should. I don't believe that half these deals happen, Gall. I want to see one in real time.

I will show. I'll show you how I do. I think you could make a whole bit out of this. The problem is this video wouldn't be able to go on YouTube. Well, the first half, I'd be actually fixing the video. I'd be a redneck fixes old woman. Okay, she wasn't old. That's the title for the record, but.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That was crazy, though. It actually was. something though dude gab walks through the coffee shop and the the ladies i mean everybody's talking everybody the whole place is like can i get a piece of this man coffee shop and then we walk out of them to go around and he hops in the orange corvette and they they all stop they got out of cars really come and talk to well then it really makes sense yeah they're like they're like he drives a corvette

they're like he's perfect he's like every older yeah oh geez i mean even the 70 year olds were getting fired up because we were driving away. Oh, God, I can't imagine. It was bad. A little scary. What a stud. That's what they were thinking. I know.

They saw my bullet flying. They haven't seen one of that since 85. Yeah. 85. Good Lord. Well, yeah, thank you for let me drive that bad girl, man. That is a good car for you. I could see you in like a C-5 Corvette.

That's kind of how I felt, too. But I want the old 75 Stingray. That's my favorite. A 70s? 75. Why not 80s? I know. I know.

I love that split window. How do you not end up with an 80s El Camino with a fricking three-wheeler in the back, Gav? Because my best friend has one. I'm not going to let you drive it. You can probably break it. You're not going to let me take the trike fest? No.

Oh, that's sweet. No. Evan doesn't even drive it, dude. That thing, I will never get the smell out of it. Small of what? I don't even know, but it'll never be gone. Black ice? It'll smell like three-wheeler's and goose shit is what it's going to smell like.

Black ice. That's black ice. No, you did it. Did you? Yes, I did. I know you said black ice. Do I look like the typical black ice guy or what? Ben loves black ice air fresheners.

They're a good smell. Yeah, they're great. You really think they are? It's not bad. It's not bad. Now it's going to not bad. They're a good smell. It's not bad.

Smell and it's in sophomore year of high school gets a little old. Well, they make different flavors. You don't have to stick with the black ice. There's a million trees. There is a million trees. Would you put it in your Chevy? I don't drive a Chevy. Chevees are for a special type of guy.

I don't know about those type of guys. I like Dodge. I saw it up with a Ram. Ram Ranch. Why was that? I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming. What?

What's wrong with having Dodge Ram? Nothing. When you start making the Ram Ranch jokes. What's wrong with Ram Ranch? Nothing. Once again, but I don't like it being associated with me and my Dodge. I had heard that Ram Ranch was actually filmed on your property,

and that's where you got your seed money to start buying. in these three-wheeler's seed yeah yeah telling everybody that right he started to get me when he was like yeah in color you knew it was started in colorado was like yeah kind of i guess i'm going along he's like dude i thought the carlisons were involved with it back in the death really don't think so but then he's like he was so coffee well they were that's actually why they put in the big irrigation can out of here dude yeah bad as the lake sharks i'm not going to believe you on this one no did you actually know they created a fault line through colorado there filming that movie no way Yep, on your property.

Stop it. Right there. No. On the edge of town. Get out of here. Feel bad, Gab. I can never tell him I'm actually pissing you on. I'm never actually pissed off.

I know that's with the problem. What's like sometimes you've been pissed off, Gavin? Ooh, you ready for the... Yeah. You guys know the most pissed off you guys have ever seen me is when I drenched that 250 R in Moab. I felt like the biggest idiot in the world when I got that air filter wet. And then Evan said, well, you shouldn't have hit the damn water, Gav! Oh, shit, Evan.

Yeah, it stressed me out because, like, I, you know, even appreciate that three-wheeler is a work of art and you took it into a freaking puddle that's like the one terrain you're not supposed to drive what else am i going to do with it like every you have 37 other three-wheelers made for submarine and i know just one that you got to keep dry i know but that yeah that's one of the times you definitely saw me a little little booty didn't seem that mad at all to me i didn't even notice you were mad good because i was probably more focused on my broken wrist Hey, you can take a fall too, though, Ev. You prove that this winner.

I have been accused of being able to take a fall, yes. Yeah. I mean, I think it's your density. Both of you guys are pretty dense. I think Ben did kind of hit the nail on the head, though, that maybe there is a little bit of pain tolerance or just being used to being banged up all the time. If you wake up every morning and you feel great, which I never do, then it's like more of a concern. It's always self-inflicted.

But, yeah, I mean, some people, like, oh, you know, I might have sprained my finger. I better go to the doctor and get checked out. Like, I've been running this broken finger for 15 years. It's true. Cross my mind to do nothing about it. Run it. Just run it. That's all you can do, man.

Jeff, that was crazy. He had the same finger I have. I mean, I've seen different broken fingers pointing this way that way, but never like an identical match. There might be something there. Like what? Possibly your father? No, I don't think, I doubt that. But, you know, maybe.

Maybe he's going to teach me out of barefoot water ski some day or something. I think there could be a future in this for us. I don't know where I'm going. I think you were going somewhere suss. I think that's right. That's pretty suss. Future with you two together. Making content.

Just remember. He doesn't know how to drive a boat. Doing stunts, you know. All right. What else we got? We're going to get Evans live reaction to the Montana boys. Don't even show Evan these boys. It looks like you would be hanging with them, Gap.

Yeah, they look like fake rednecks too. I'm not a fake redneck. Oh, I don't want to throw up That's what they say when they watch your three-wheeler video Look at Evan's reaction I don't even want to look at it anymore We've been compared to these guys Evan Montana boys

Dude, I tell you what They got it way better than us dude They're fucking just doing this shit Yeah this is a lot of easy I mean clearly they got it figured out They're killing it but when you're good looking You can just do things like this and people will watch.

Some of us got to work for a living. Yeah, what the fuck? They're just literally dancing. And looking pretty. How do you even get into this? Is TikTok dancing still as big as it was? Like when I think of TikToks to be dancing, I think of like Charlie DeMelio or Addison Ray 2020, like during COVID.

Is that still a thing? I mean, these guys are pretty big. Are they doing this on one number away? They're pretty fucking big. They're a hundred thousand times. Like it takes one. what, 10 seconds to film the shit?

Oh, I knew it was this song. How many times to keep dancing this song and people still watch, I guess. Evan. It doesn't matter.

But yeah, so you guys, we're going to do this. You late, your late night crew should do this. Evan, let's do it tonight. Honestly,

ours will be way better than this shit. We'd come rolling in on three-wheelers. I could throw stones living in the glass house. They're crushing it. They got a couple.

No, they definitely are. Like, they're pretty well-known. I'm just like, damn, like, that's crazy that they're that well-known.

I'm pumped for him, but it's just not the content I want to consume. For sure. Do you think if you spent as much time doing other things that maybe some may consider to be destructive, you could look that good? You'd get that jacked? They're worth it. Could you imagine?

Evan turns into a muscle. If he was just chiseled? I don't know if it's worth it, dude. That's a lot of dedication, time, effort. I'm just trying to hang with the boys, do some wheelies and have a beer. He'd have to go to bed on time, have to get up early. Proper sleep. Eat, healthy.

No more. beer yeah it would be such a drastic lifestyle put the vape down i don't know if my body could handle the health i feel like you're a pretty strong individual you could probably just keep eating like shit and just like lift weights like once a month and you'd probably get jacked yeah you with the way that things go for you i remember the video um when we took the shirp to the sandbar and evan was like kind of that's when i was racing dirt bikes yeah you were kind of shredded back then you didn't even i did see a video of like the just like a segment from like the first summer

that when you came on full time, you definitely were, like, a young boy, but, like, you had, like, some tree trunk arms. Well, I was still an athlete then. Like, I was racing. Where do you think it was that? Or you think it was just the manual labor of working and you were doing that? No, the manual labor probably definitely contributed to.

But, yeah, you were just like... I was more motivated. There's more of a reason. Like, oh, I got to go to the race this weekend. Like, I got to do worth a shit. I'm not going to drink for a few days before the race. But, like, now there's literally no incentive to not be a piece of shit. Zero reward.

It could quite literally. not matter a single bit if you took dead last in this local race that you're running on the weekend but instead you're making a video for millions of people the next day and you're like it's fine if i stay up till 630 i don't have to do anything tomorrow besides for make a video for millions of people exactly you do it great ev do the best i can whatever you're doing yeah yeah whatever you're doing i'm not trying to change anything you don't need to change anything that's for sure you're doing great i i just think it's a weird I think now I'm able I got a team to pick up my slack back then I had to rely on myself Maybe you're your guys's fault maybe you're enablers yeah

It is our fault there he is blaming other people maybe it's just best to be loose though you know don't take it too serious It depends there's you don't want to be loose in all areas CJ Well that's true that's true Dude this is great it's funny you have because you compare like your physical appearance to the day you started till now it looks like for the last three years you've been working hard manual labor removing asbestos and then it would almost look like prior to that you're working here it was like an anti-aging yeah the asbestos was anti-aging for you it probably was you know there's something in yeah something we could get some put in your walls of your room or something

maybe that's why they banned asbestos they say it causes cancer right actually it's anti-aging serum. It was really just like a big boy by the beauty industry to try and sell some products. Yeah. Yeah. No more asbestos. Bring back asbestos. Make asbestos create again. Good morning, Mike. Oh, hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. It's afternoon, Evan. But you just got here. So it must be morning for you. That's funny. So this week, we raced the Lambeau versus the giveaway R8. And prior to that, I'd seen this video and granted this lamo is a little more tuned up i think it's got like 1500 wheel or something crazy like that but i also know that ben is not as good of a driver as this and is all i could think of you're gonna take that well i mean it's not like i mean anything to back it hasn't won a single race in his

Lamborghini but he had to crash it was racing like draig cars or something but i could not get this video on my head every time we did a run to try to get ben to even get a little bit closer This is all I was thinking about. Twin turbode. Oh, fuck. That was the save of the century. Oh. Oh.

He didn't even touch the wall. Dude, I love that the crowd goes wild on this. They wanted to see him pile that thing up. Dude, that is a fucking rocket ship. That's what you need to do, Ben, so you can fucking start winning. A couple thousand horsepower 360 was clean It was a clean 360

But yeah Dude if you're gonna have a fail Like that It's not even a fail That was a win Yeah it was That was It's like a reentry

I love oh he stops completely And then the crowd goes wild He had to change his pants Before he pulled off the track He just soiled his underpants I do believe If we need a new interior If we drop into the comments here

Save the car But most likely we'll need new seats. Probably drove home with no music on. I can relate to that. Everyone's had that drive. Dude wipes. Dude wipes comments can need more wipes. That's going to itch when it drives. You can always tell when a car is fast, especially with like supercars or like an R8, a GTR, Lamborghini is when they have the small 18 inch bead locks and then the massive tire. You just know. They're not messing around. Like if you see a guy like that on the street, don't even even bother you know so the future just a little advice ben really don't waste your time with those

guys i believe me i'm not out street race i'd probably be better if i was ben picks on like a couple civics and stuff like that still we catch ben late at night he's like picking races with civics i actually get a kick out of those videos they'll come up on my facebook where you got the guy in the sleeper civic running you know yeah yeah i love that and it's great i love it's the dude that built a car in his garage it's gutted it's just pieced together and then you got a couple hundred thousand dollars and you just shit on them yeah it's a very satisfying fucking super cool the underdogs on top or like back in the day you used to be able to do this it would be like a v8 camero or like a mustang or even like corvettes and then they'd have like an evo and it's

obviously got a big turbo on it and they would or a Subaru even and they'd smoke them i just love that shit you know like the japanese tuner car nowadays you don't see it as much with like those cheaper cars just because everything is so high horsepower. Even like a V6 muscle cars. They're pretty quick nowadays. But not even that long ago, it's like 10 years ago. Like it would that was like a real thing. And there'd be

videos online of guys with like, you know, they just have a boosted up Subaru and they'd be at like the strip and they wouldn't be talking to some guy. They'd be at like a car car run and some guy with like a Corvett would be like, you want a race for money and they'd like put the money up and then this guy thinks he's going to walk this guy because he just has a more expensive supposedly higher horsepower car

and we just get wrecked. And then I remember this guy wouldn't pay him and shit. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was like a big thing. He's like, you cheated. Well, I mean, it'd be like, Boosted Boys Kyle

running people in his Honda Odyssey that's plaid conversion. That's awesome. So awesome. Yeah, that was a crazy car. I was talking to him because he was saying that he was going to build a platy

again, like another one. And I was like, dude, you should put a hell. into one of them. Like a Hellcat swack. That'd be sick. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I had that backwards.

I told him he should put a Hellcat into the Tesla. Oh, that's good. Have you guys seen it all three ways, honestly? Have you guys seen this is a legitimate ad from Chrysler that I saw on TikTok of all places? It can do all-wheel drive burnouts. Like Chrysler may, sorry, minivan. They have their minivan in the Pacifica, and they have the all-wheel drive version,

and they advertise on their own page that it can do all-wheel drive. No way. Those way they even have like the like a body kit on it, right? Like it looks kind, they tried to sporty. They made it sporty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I don't. And then they claimed, you know, it wasn't modified, but. And then everyone's just like, screw you, make a Hellcat van.

Yeah, they really should. They should. Before they kill off the Hellcat, they should make a Hellcat man. I know Slim would be in for one. I'd feel like a lot of, a lot of guys would put their wives in that. For how expensive it would be, I feel like they'd just put them in like a fucking suburban or Tahoe. I think that all the time with Ken's test. like just picture the scenario guy with a lot of money goes my wife needs a new car and i wanted

to drive a tesla so he walks in and says give me what what teslas do you have give me the best tesla you got and so the salesman sells him the $140,000 plaid little does the wife know that it's got like a thousand horsepower and is like damn near a supercar and then you put somebody who's like not equipped not saying that all moms aren't but probably most moms shouldn't have a thousand horsepower. Maybe she's on the way home from Wine Night. Oh, that's what I mean. She gets a little buried in the pedal, and then before you know what, she's doing Mach 80. She looks like Big Wrench, tits over tea kettle before she knows what happened. Ken, when you drive, when you drive your plaid, though, like, if you're not giving us a ride,

does it just drive normal, though? I don't drive like a hooligan all the time. Right, but like, Ben does. If you're giving it gas, is it like really fast? You don't give it electricity. Pretty touchy. Do you have to literally, you have to literally, use like your big toe like sponge bob i mean you can put it into a different mode where it's the throttles dialed way back oh it's it's way more comfortable to drive it i suppose you can do like the valet mode on it or whatever top it out at like 70 it's called like just chill interesting chill just chill mode say it gab chill chill baby chill but that's what i mean like imagine you're just not equipped to drive that type of equipment at that speed and then you start going you start

press on the pedal you panic before you know what dude you're doing 110 it's not a matter if you have enough space to pass it's do you have enough space to pass and slow down yeah for sure ken let us drive his cyber truck the other day shout out to ken that was sick we happen to end up at the drag strip you can't have a cyber truck parked next to a lambo without at least running it once did you know this i didn't he was asking me you were throwing some feelers out there to me so i can't believe you didn't do anything with the cyber truck i was like i was totally expecting that thing to come back with something done to it no no we were actually just using it but we did drag race it once yeah you have to okay all right that's what i thought you would say is there a mode that you can put it

in like race mode no that's the fastest that one goes no okay all right because he's just got the duo motor yeah i mean it still walked my Lamborghini but did it no i was like i i won that one thankfully so i do want to say i caught a little flack you know a fellow electric vehicle guy my hummer would spank that tesla right probably for sure for sure can we just see it though i mean yeah like i think it's actually but it's just like the race nobody wanted to see the quietest race the race who wants to see this race they couldn't hear it either uh speaking so you thought someone they were going to come back with the tesla like something modified to it in a way that would obviously be a prank on you yeah

I mean, just the way Ben kind of propositioned, he was like, can we bar your cyber truck? Yeah. Are you using it? I was like, I mean, yeah, okay. Ken just doesn't fight it. You're going to do something to it. He's like, well, already ordered a new one.

For one, that's amazing, Ken. I mean, you just, you stick to your principles. Always stay suspicious. But you don't halt the production of the video. Yeah, that was great. So great job. People started polishing some of these tests. It looked like a fucking mirror.

I think you should do that, Ken. I hate Chrome. and that looks too much like chrome it's more of a mirror which is what chrome is more miry though chrome is chrome i think you should polish it can i let he put ppf on it it protected the paint for a week and no it's just it's not even paint you got paint protection film on your fridge stainless steel dog i don't i just really don't like shiny chromeish looking things like that but you're like kind of half shiny sort of silvery things rush stainless steel do you not think it would be kind of a uh hazard on the road it's almost like a giant mirror driving around it which

could almost, I don't know, it just seems like it. There's different angles, you catch the light. Yeah, and it's like blinding people, but also it's like you're looking at it, you're seeing yourself, it's like... It would be the best thing for driving in front of you because you are notorious about leaving your high beams on following people. All it would do is reflect it back to you. Oh, yeah, that would actually be a safety hazard at night.

Oh, yeah, dude. I didn't even think about that at night. I think that's a wrap for this podcast. Thank goodness. Probably a little bit more suss than usual if that was your first podcast. Try another one, please. Bro, if they went to the end of this, they're going to think all of them are this.

Not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm happy for you too. Well, anywho, thank you guys for making it to the end of this podcast. If you did, make sure you subscribe. And come back next week for probably a less sus episode. Yep. Yep. Yep.