Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Dalton On Being Called Cheeto, Recklessly Spending His Money, & Evans Food Poisoning

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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We're just assuming. We're just assuming. We know it's going to be good. We bailed Mike out in the morning and everything was fine. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't even have to spend the whole weekend in jail. Can you imagine? That's good friends. If you go to jail on a Friday and your friends have you bailed out before Monday, you got good friends. I don't know. Can you get bailed out? Typically, you can't get bailed out until you see a judge and typically you can't do. that until it's Monday. It depends on the issue. True. Yeah. Man, so you really should be careful on a Friday night.

Like no bar fights, no nonsense. Because if you get jammed up, you're in there all weekend. Yeah, especially don't get jammed up on a holiday weekend. Like, they were miserable. Jammed up on a Thursday, might not get out until Tuesday. How many times you almost spend to jail from Haydays, Mike? Just once. For some reason, I thought it was more.

But it was two times in that same night. Yeah, two times in one night. I was with Mike. That's pretty crazy. It was when we all slept in our little enclosed trailer. I mean, it was our big enclosed trailer at the time, but. But no amenities. There's like one light in there.

That's it. I don't even know if there was hardly a light. I just remember it being so dark in there. Yeah. And CJ's sleeping right in the middle. And every time you come in, you like trip over him, like walking in. That was, uh, I guess we can't really talk about the houseboat. I know, I'm sad.

It's probably fine. Yeah, it was just good. Well, whatever. I was like, Evan was sleeping on a houseboat. house boat when you were filming and you were like you kind of went to bed early in comparison before we were anchored so i was like kind of purposely like step in like like this dude 30 yeah oh heaven forbid you were sleeping ben was laying on the couch like yeah normally you're the last one to bed and you were you were number two i was sick yeah we built this houseboat you'll see it in

this thursday's video or potentially next thursday's video we haven't decided but uh we built a house It looks like a house It's a boat It's a boat And we spent 24 hours on it And there was what Eight of us sleeping We named it the American dream

Yeah white pick of fence and all The video is going to be Really entertaining Because it was just like 24 hours of nonstop Just things happening But it was funny Because it started out

With us hopping on the boat And Evan thinking that He was like Gonna prove me wrong Or something By eating a bunch of oysters I wasn't trying to prove you wrong. I just thought it might be a funny reaction when you're like,

oh, God, no, I'm not eating any oysters. Because I just got food poisoning from oysters. So then Evan was like, oh, I'm going to prove that I can eat a bunch of oysters and be okay. I wasn't trying to prove that I could eat more oysters. Well, next thing you know, Evan is barfing on the back of the boat and he was sick for the next 24 hours. Keep in mind, these are different oysters than what Ben had, maybe for better or for worse. But they're in a can like sardines. Salty is all hell.

You would think that they would be less likely to get you sick for all like the preservatives and whatever else they put into those things. Yeah. Yeah. I'm still not so sure it was truly the oysters that made me sick. I think I just had a quick like 24, 48 hour little flu bug that. Oh, and it just happened to hit you 20 minutes after the oysters. Or the gas station egg salad that sat out in the heat for a good afternoon. No, see, none of that is, is that everything you just said is false.

it was from Walmart and it was in a cooler it was it was sitting on the the counter that that boathouse or the houseboat for a little bit could have been could have been but yeah I mean you guys will see obviously everything else that that happened on the houseboat but you won't see one thing that happened that was potentially crazier than all of it that the cameras weren't rolling for and it was almost so bad like I woke up in a panic of a similar nightmare it wasn't of that but it was like the same situation last night really you had nightmares about it no not really it was like a completely different situation and all of a sudden we were but it was kind of the same and we were like tipping over and sinking that thing was tippy I did I thought it was incredibly stable it felt it felt like if we all went to one side we would have tipped it in the middle of the lake yeah so we're we're coming across the lake it's 2 30 in the morning it's 2 30 in the morning no it was maybe yeah it's on its way to 3 o'clock we're clipping across the lake the housebook does about

six miles per hour, five miles per hour. But it's heavy and it's got a lot of momentum. A lot of momentum, yeah, it's a freight train. Well, you also drive it from the back side of the living room. So, I mean, we were lucky enough to have Gav driving, who was nice enough to be our sober captain for the weekend. Unfortunately, he had all of us standing around him not watching. The patio doors are fogged up.

That's your only way to see. So Gavin, Gavin's driving the ship. He's the captain of the ship. And, you know, we're all kind of just roaming around in front of Gavin, driving this boat and i think gavin was maybe just just going off the fact that we're in a huge lake and he was just pointed out and we're just kind of just putting along right when you're going five miles per hour you're not getting anywhere very very fast right so we'd like left the shore and we were just he thought headed out towards the middle of the lake when i talked with him he was

trying to use his phone to navigate which wasn't working which is a whole different story we're going to get into after that yeah we'll get into that but uh so basically i'm like looking for Oh, I think I was putting gas in the generator, which happened to be on the roof. So I crawl up to the top of the roof. And I'm like standing on my phone or I'm looking at my phone on top of the roof. And I just hear CJ from down below go, Gavin, Gavin, sure, sure, Gavin, there's a boat and dock. And then next thing you know, the whole boat is just, you just hear him throw it in reverse.

And you just hear the engines firing up of trying to put this thing in reverse, but we're still clipping along. It's like locking the brakes up on black ice. Yeah, pretty much. It's like the fucking Titanic. The slowest, like, but we couldn't stop moving. Like, it was not slowing up. Just, like, it was slowing up a little bit, but it was just not enough space.

So at this point, I'm on the roof. I pull up my flashlight and shine it. And there's a dock and boat and lift. We're headed right there. No, dude. So, like, we're sitting there and, like, I was kind of nervous about it, but we were sitting quiet. Not nervous enough to look.

No, I was. I clearly was nervous enough to look. nervous enough to look and save us. If I wouldn't have walked out, we would have been fucked. No, I go, Gavin, do you know where we're going? He goes, yeah, I took his word for it. And, like, two seconds ago, I'm like, I'm just going to go out and check. Because to me, it felt like we were aimed towards shore.

And, like, I probably should have been driving, but also Gavin did an amazing job. And he just took the title of being captain for the weekend. And I kind of just had this inherent, like, sense. Like, we're headed towards shores, but I was like, I'm going to go and look. And keep in mind, it's pitch black on the lake. as soon as I open that I'm like bro we are going right for the shore and there's like we were 25 feet from hitting this this boat on a boat lift and it and Ryan's sleeping out there on right Ryan's on the house so I start freaking out Gavin throws in reverse there's enough time

where we already have so much moving like forward momentum and it's fully in reverse it's like this little motor and Gavin just goes we're going to crash yeah you know it's not good when the captain starts saying that so Ryan on this couch and the couch is like in front of the rain that was the best part and i fucking jump up on the couch to reach above i don't see ryan's down there because it's so dark he's like ah what the fuck like i literally stood on ryan literally stood on right i'm pretty sure i slipped and need you i'm sorry ryan i'm glad you did it and we were able to slow up just enough and then i had someone else in the front with me i was i was helping you push on the and basically we were able to like

deflect ourselves before hitting like we weren't able to come to a complete stop but we basically were able to grab on and like push our momentum out away so we like went past towards shore and then we end up like fully locking up and I'm like the back and then we're running across we got all these air mattresses because I knew the back was going to come around we managed to literally just the only thing that touched this boatlift was our hands it was just our hands and ken's fishing looer so I'm sitting in a chair in the edge of the the living room and can and you guys are kind of blowing up the air mattresses and stuff and they were really taking up a lot of space well when it cj says oh god you know we're going to

crap whatever everyone's running out the air mattresses pretty much end up against me so i'm between these air mattresses and the wall so i'm like like oh my god like assessing the situation trying to move them out of the way so i can get out and help and then by the time i get to where i'm about to come out and help see j's like to the back to the back all the air mattresses are And everyone runs through the other way. So by the whole time everything was done, I basically never moved from my original location. What was your stance on everything going on here, Ryan?

Being that you're sleeping. You heard about it until the next day. The best part was the next morning. I were like, Ryan, how about last night? That was crazy. And you're like, I was so deep in REM sleep, dude. I didn't even know anything happened. I just woke up to when we were going almost a berries

because we were still driving. I was like, geez, I feel like I've been sleeping for six hours. When are we going to park this thing? And then you guys were like, we're parking right now, man. And I was like, okay, perfect. Then I went back to bed. Yeah, I found out that Ryan could sleep through a full-on country concert. Like, there was a massive speaker, a foot away from his head,

as loud as it would go, blaring Gavin Adcock. And Ryan was sleeping through the baby. I was like, is this dude okay? I think the only thing that was waking me up was the fact that the bonfire was like two feet in front of me and the smoke. kept blowing it was smoking them out it had been a long week working on that thing been there at the shop and we were on the roof of it it was hot so i was kind of tired and then i had two nights at a wedding previously where i was up till two yeah i believe you i believe that you were tired

ryan you proved it and then i just able to sleep through what you slept through it's actually kind of funny because i like reflected back on the night and i was like man did i like black out last And I was like, I wasn't even that drunk. And I was like, no, I just, I remember going outside, talked with Alondra. And then I think I just, like, sat down and turned on music and then just fell asleep. That's why I thought I missed out on the volume button then. Yeah. The fact that everyone's collaring and screaming, CJ's, like, crawling all over you and everything.

And you were able to just kind of brush it off and roll over the back to that. You popped up for like five seconds, put your head back down. He'd be like, no, no, no, mm-lim, like, start talking gibberish. Oh, my gosh. This video I took, so if you go out here, we have a bonfire going on the front. It was so smoking. But how stupid is this? Bonfire going on the, so that you can see the speaker, we got bonfire going right here.

Gas, emergency fire fuel shut off. I was thinking that, but I loved it. I'm like, it actually seems safe, but that was crazy. An open bonfire feet away from the gas pump. I'm sleeping like a freaking baby, bro. That was such a good time. Yeah, so really. happy that we didn't pile up our house into somebody's boat.

But I was just laughing at, like, the fact of whoever's house that was, if they happened to look out their window when it was all happening, and all they would see is just a house parked at the end of their dock. And all of us running around, like, oh, what the fuck? You just hit my boat with your house. I think one of the best parts was our chipping, our floating chipping green. That was sick. That was fun.

Hoping off the top. That was really fun. Speaking of chipping. Oh, that was probably the best shot of golf I will ever have in my life. Who cares if it was for double boge. It was the best shot I've seen on Wildflower. Dude, a double bogey. That was great for him. Really? Yeah, Ken drained like a 50-yard chip. He sculled it. It hit the front of the green. It bounced up. And then it pretty much hit the pin and dropped in. And we celebrated like it was a hole in one.

I couldn't believe that I did that. Damn, right in front of Brett Turcott, too. Yeah, and Turkey goes, Bernie, and Ken goes, double. Now, Brett got on video, too. I was so bummed because I had a shot I needed to hit still. I was like 100 yards out. Ken's down in front of me, and I look, okay, Ken's about to hit. Pretty sure I even see him taking the club back, and I look to my bag,

grab my club for my next shot, and I look up to everyone just storming the green and screaming and hollering. And that is the thing about when Ken is hitting is if he makes it or if he whiffs it, I'm going to see whatever he does because I'm not taking my eyes off of Ken when he's hitting his ball because you don't know where that ball is going. I was behind him. So, yeah, I agree. Still, half the time, that's not safe. That's not safe.

I had some. So you don't know where that ball is going. I had some of the best shots of my life last night and then I also had some of the worst shots of my life. Ken drained that 50-yarder. dunked it, and then he proceeded to pick his ball up, go to the next T-box, and then he whiffed on his drive. Yeah. If that doesn't, if that, I mean, that's golf right there, Ken.

But I'm getting some of these shots now. Wouldn't have been able to do that last year. Getting better. It was electric, and that's what keeps you coming back. It is, yeah. When you get bit by the bug of making a shot like that, you're like, you know what, maybe golf isn't that bad. You've actually, CJ, you've had a, you chipped in on number one the other day.

That was a really nice one, right? Up above the green. Yep. Ben, you had a couple in one round. I did. The doctor's orders. Yeah. I had a nice, it was back home, but trust me, it did happen.

I actually had a chip in for Eagle, which was I was stoked on. Mike, any chippies? No. And he hit the fairway a couple times yesterday. Dalton's had a couple hole in ones. Only when he's playing by himself, though. I need to start keeping. I need to start keeping track of my score like Dalton does.

I don't lie about my score. For the record, I do not lie about my score. Don't lie to everyone. You lie to us. Next time you go, you're running an Insta 360, and it has to be uncut for the whole thing. We're going to sit down and review it. I think what you should do, Evan, is you should just go with him,

not even swing a club, and just stand and just mark down the shots and get a true actual score. Then you'll know. Truly what his score is there. He's like the range. It's Trixing Katty. hear from The Bald and the Beautiful, and we have to talk to you about Audible. If you know anything about us, we are certified romanceopaths.

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seven seven five eight so that's how i play i would say you're hitting some some great i mean great shots here and there but at the end of the day my handicaps hi but you know what mike it's not worth lying about how many strokes you have because having a big handicap comes into play when you're playing against in a tournament or with good guys, you know, getting 40 strokes ain't all that bad. That's true. But if you're a 40 stroke handicapped and you're lying saying that you're in 18, then you're leaving a lot on the table there.

Before we fully move off of our lake extravaganza, it kind of reminded me of Mike's hot dog boat, but this guy had a semi-hot dog truck in it, flipped. This could have happened to our houseboat. We had all his wieners on one side of the boat. That sucks, dude. That easily could have happened to our houseboat. I don't think it was that easy.

It didn't feel tippy at all. Not at all. It felt very standard. Yeah, it felt very standard. We all went to one side and it would tip a little bit. The thing that sucks about that is like, that's not just a boat. It's because they have the stuff on top. It was a full food truck.

Look, it was pretty nice underneath. It wasn't that nice underneath. Try to and everything. Aluminium. Never going to rest. So this kind of felt bad for. For the guy. Definitely.

Dude, we need to get one of those semi-looking boats. One up in Duluth, the truck and company has a hell. I don't know. Chase's dad has that one. Yeah, our buddy that we went swimming with, his dad made one. I think actually the first one in Wisconsin. There's a good bushel of them out there. There is.

Yeah, I'll probably are on the same CB radio station. There's no hummers rolling around on the water, though, Ryan. That's for sure. I was talking with Tommy from the Hamilton Collection. He just bought a Hummer, and he said that he, is friends with a guy who sold his Bugatti bought other cars and then also bought a Hummer and Daly's it. That's got to make you feel pretty good, huh?

It does, dude. If it's good enough for a guy who's been driving a frigging Bugatti, it's good enough for me. I don't think anyone's saying that it's maybe not a good car. What are they saying? It'd be better if it was gas or diesel. Well, that's for damn shirt right there. Oh, you're talking about a new electric Hummer?

Yeah. Oh, I think you're talking about like Gucci Main 05 Hummer. No. It is a sick car, though, Ryan. I will give you that. Just easy to make fun up. That's okay. I don't even know if it's easy to make fun of.

It's just the gas hummers were easier to make fun of. They were more of a meme than the new one. I think the new one, respectfully to you, no one really thinks of them. No one respects them either. No, I think no one just, they're just kind of like, yeah, it's just another car. Yeah. It's not like a meme, like the H-2s and. And it's not a globally hated phenomenon like Ken's car.

The cybertruck. Yeah. A globally hated phenomenon, like the cyber truck. In a good way, your hate is being way overshadowed by the cyber truck. I don't know if anyone hates it. Does anyone actually hate the H2? Based on, oh, the H2 side. Based on, like, comments I see online, yeah, people are just like, lame, lame, lame, so lame.

I think he's lame isn't hating it. Exactly. So it is, I agree, it is kind of hard to make fun of it. It's kind of just a normal car. You're pretty stoked with your play on not picking up your cyber truck and going with the Hummer? yeah for sure if i'd had a cyber beast and lost 10 million dollars on that you those tank in value too yeah every electric car is tanked in value how much is the cyber trucks sell for now i think they're still asking like 90 100 grand what are they getting

what are they selling well like they only sell them for their asking price but like use 60 they used ken i'm yeah what are you talking about right now i'm talking about used cars What are they selling for? Like 60 to 80 grand. So they take like a 40K hit, 20.40K hit. I mean, not right off the bat, but like 20,000 miles on it. Yeah. Yeah, as soon as it.

So why is that? The EVs just don't hold their value because what? There's just too many of them now. Like before it was like supply restricted. So it was driving up prices because all new cars are just expensive. And everyone want them. They're good cars. And now the interest rates are so high, like people aren't buying cars like they were three years ago.

So there's too much. supply and not enough demand. I think the cyber truck and your Hummer is an awesome vehicle. Both are awesome vehicles. They got power. They're fun to drive. I mean, I know I said your Hummer would be better if it was gas or diesel, but it just may be more OG Hummer-like, but the performance of the EV is unbeatable. But I don't know why. Yeah, it's interesting how they just drop in value. It's almost like a lot of people aren't at the spot where they want to switch to EV. I agree. Yeah. And the people that are too impractical, they're like, well, I'm buying a new one if I'm getting it but it doesn't have the use market yet i feel yeah it's almost they made too many and they

not enough people made the switch and didn't trump kind of do away with like the ev tax credits yeah he's killing the tax credits at the end of the year so i mean at that point it's really not helping their cause i mean it's just tacking an extra 7500 bucks on the cost of them yeah i don't think i i don't think mine qualified for the tax credit it was too expensive no it was too expensive i think if you wanted to make the hummer eve the best car ever you would take the e out of it and you would put the Escalade V motor. Yeah. Bro.

Can you imagine how fucking sick that would be? That would be so awesome. I thought for sure you were going to say pontoons. Or that, yeah. That would be sick, though. Yeah. They make an electric escalade two. Yeah.

Those are absurdly expensive. They are. They're dumb-toed, low horsepower, schnazzy. High range. Is it just me or is there really like not any new vehicles out there that are necessarily super exciting right now? And maybe I'm completely wrong. I'm in the same boat.

I'm not excited about like, I want to buy this car. It's kind of just like everything's kind of mad. There's really nothing that like crazy out there. No new Tesla's coming out for Ken. What about the roadster, Ken? I think I'd rather buy a 9-11. I mean, it's kind of like you buy a sports car because you want the full sports car experience.

You don't buy a sports car because you want it to be efficient. This is probably the only electric car that I would buy. It's just like new Hyundai Envision 74. It's freaking sick. Dude, this is a mic car right here. Right. I mean, that's the sickest car I've ever seen, but it's got that C word in it. It's a concept, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're actually making it. Little Dirk. God, I don't know if I could ever buy a Honda. Too DeLorean-ish for me. Yeah, it does look like a DeLorean. But I mean, yeah, I guess it's not for everybody. But, yeah, just like if this actually comes out.

Does it look sick. I'm not buying it because it's electric, but I'd think about it. The concept always looks way cooler than the actual, like, it won't have a wheel gap like that. It won't be as low. You know, that's what's making it look good. what the fuck okay okay okay i just looked i just looked at price the price of the n vision 74 is expected to be over three hundred thousand for a honde okay clearly it's gonna be rare but i mean is that just what it cost to build the concept that the concept actually originally came out with a hydrogen

powered motor which is interesting so even more have you guys seen that people that create like hydrogen powered motors or this guy that created a motor that can run off plastic waste and they're like everyone on TikTok's like bro you're gonna get off how you're gonna fill this shit up because you know that plastic dude the amount of money and the efficiency of the whole thing it's like you're kind of making the fuel out of plastic but you're but keep in mind and think of how like garage made it was like if it went i don't know but how the people do is a car run on plastic plastic like it's turned into oil and then it's burned but people are just like whenever someone comes up with a crazy invention like that and you there's even history on it like if

you make a hydrogen powered motor like big gas is like nah bro sometimes doesn't pay to be a crazy good inventor big gas big gas big gas that's what we call ev i was gonna say can i don't know honestly i think cj is probably the most stinky dude the craziest thing maybe this is going backwards but we were talking about how bad it would be to have to poop on the houseboat turns out ken ended up constipated for 48 hours what perfect timing for him to have that problem I was so constipated. After we got off the houseboat, it was a full day before I could actually go to the bathroom

and get anything to come out. And I had a dentist's appointment and I destroyed that bathroom. There you go. You're like a dog. You take them out a little walk. They get a little walk and then they have to go. But can I can kind of relate there.

I kind of got to the next, like to the end of the next day where I'm at home. I'm like, man, I wonder when that like big shit's going to come. And then it didn't come till the next day. And I'm like, what's going on? So maybe all our bodies just like got ready.

But then we had... Might have been all the uncrustables that you eat. Yeah, Ken ate like fucking five uncrustables in the first hour. But then we had some friends deliver us some really spicy, pretty spicy jambalaya. And I had like three bowls of it and like four pancakes and ten strips of bacon for breakfast. I don't know. Yeah, that'll do it. You're a big eater this weekend.

Yeah. And you came and ate lunch today. Yeah. I've been packing it in. There's our big eater. It's like a little bit. Big gas and big eater. Yeah.

Is it because you're off the wedding diet now? I don't even know. Did you go on a diet for your wedding? No. Oh. No. Pretty much my only diet is the no drinking, which you shave the first 20 pounds. And then I do make up for it now.

I'm just like, well, I'm not putting the calories on with beer. Like, I can probably eat two donuts. You've been drinking those non-alcoholic beers. Some of those waters. No. I mean, like, if those are real beer, I'd be for sure double my intake. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Yeah.

Once you get to the third N.A. beer, you're like, you're just got to go to the bathroom. But I do love, basically, when we're on a road trip, and I was kind of my thing, what I'd have three non-alcoholic beers usually, and Evan's like, Mike, are you going to even be able to drive us home? I'm like, I might be a little loose. You know, their point like 0.1. So, Ken, are you looking for a new dentist now or what? I might have to be. Did you? Yeah, no.

Like, I mean to blow out there. I was sitting through the appointment the whole time, like, I got a shit so bad. Do you imagine Ken shit's in the chair while they're just, he's leaned back there in his mouth. I could see Ken like midway through a cleaning just, hold on, he's got the bib and everything scurrying down the hall. I got to go. Did you do a hit and run? I ran past the receptionist. Like after like the doctor walked, I was like, okay, I run past the receptionist to the bathroom. And then I came back afterwards. I was like, hey, can I reschedule this? How long were you in the bathroom for 20 minutes?

Like five, 10. Oh, okay. That's reasonable. they're going to have no running signs up there the next time you come back if you go back the worst part is about some of those like bathrooms that are in the doctor's office and dentist office they're like echo chambers they need to put just silent in there it's just like oh finally it's just blowing out the reception area CJ you're having like some meeting this morning or whatever right yeah could you hear what was going on in there i heard you showering i

I didn't, they might have heard it because they were wondering what was going on. I turned the shower on. I massively plugged the toilet. I actually couldn't get it to unplug. You were just going to war with the toilet there? Yeah, but it's very violent, you know, glossing and when you're running the plunger. I think they were almost wondering, like, what's he doing in there? It's like, we heard him.

They were like, it got weird because I was in there before. And then I heard there's people out there, but I used the toilet. And then I did take a shower. and then I had laundry that was in the dryer so I like folded all my laundry but it just felt weird for me to at any point walk out of the bathroom into what I felt was an important meeting.

Yeah, they were investors looking to give us a bunch of capital and they pulled all their money back. We needed to upgrade the internet with that money. What's the first thing you guys are going to do with the capital? Septic system.

Septic arts is needs a backup. I was about to call Gavin and have them bring a snake over like the plunger wasn't doing it like imagine they're sitting there and bro it's amazing our toilet system can even handle this place and every time somebody walks in the door just closes behind them pretty soon they're like how many people are in there can't you have some insane toilets coming for your new house got bidet's coming really it's gonna be nice

so like heavy duty toilets though he did heated seat nice little bidet on there you could flush 12 golf balls down at once be able to do you're 20 really a whole range bucket we shouldn't be talking about golf balls can you flush a full-blown kiyobasa i don't even know what a kiyobasa is but probably it's a big sausage dude i plugged the toilet at the farm the other day probably for like the first time in like four years and i'm like oh man i haven't done that in a while big eater might no i'm plugging toilets and so classic oh good we got plunger plunger to the left go for it i also was struggling to get it unplug and then the funniest thing is like man normally it's

way easier than this. And then I do the thing that you definitely shouldn't do flush again. Oh, no. As I'm flushing. And then literally it brimmed it. I'm like I'm going to flood. I'm going to flood the bathroom. Like I have never done that. And then I'm plunging so vigorously. I broke the plunger. I'm like, holy shit.

And then, yeah, then it went. But I'm like, man, that could have been really bad. Imagine doing that at like a place that's like, like you're visiting someone's house that you do. don't know super well and you do that there and then maybe they don't have a plunger. I mean, it's happened to, I'm sure, to plenty of people. Classic dumb and dumber scene. Yeah, yeah, dude. Classic right there.

We're not using the toilet in there. It's broken. Do you guys ever hear that like crazy Tinder story? Basically, long story short, they match on Tinder and then they go out and they get drunk. And then they're like, he comes over and realizes the toilet's not working or something. And in a panic, he was all drunk. and he shit in the litter box and then hope that she wouldn't notice it

and then she's like, why'd you shit in the litter box? And he's like, I didn't. And she's like, my cat died three weeks ago. I just haven't gotten rid of the litter box yet. Oh my gosh, dude. So what ended up happening? I don't know. She probably just never talked to him again.

Yeah, or they're in love. But like, can you imagine trying to play it off? You'd have to have a solid shit because what happens if it's a little, you know, it's a soft of the kiddie litter for? I really want to get off. pooping subject, but I do have one more thing I had. I've been going through it in my, in my, in my, in my, in my, in my, in my, in my,

white seats. No. No, no, not me. I was driving down the highway. Oh, yeah. Highway 10 and there is a cattle truck next to me. And there's traffic everywhere because everybody drives so fucking slow in D.L. So I'm stuck next to this semi.

And as I'm driving, it was just like a rocket. I just watch it come out right in front of me. Oh, shit. Like not on the windshield, but like the whole front end was like very clearly cow turd. Wow. And to be honest, I thought you were going to tell the skunk story. Ryan just hit a skunk like two days before that. So that's what I'm saying.

So then that was like a couple weeks ago. Then I'm driving it and I'm coming back from that wedding going to the houseboat. Six minutes into the drive, just wreck a skunk who I think it was previously dead or on its way out. But like semi coming, big cars coming, couldn't dodge it, just came over a hill. skunk when you pull up to work it smelled so bad yeah so bad your bat smelled like a skunk i know and then i'd park it outside what'd you do go and hit car wash well no i was running late so i just had to drive i just had to tough it out and then i parked it outside all weekend and now it smells better the inside too the inside actually didn't start smelling that bad it was

just kind of like the whole undercarriage it's amazing and damage it at all i know so many got lucky actually i haven't really looked underneath it but it didn't it didn't catch the front lip yeah But then I left it parked outside because it's stank and I want to park it inside. Then we had a freaking hailstorm come through. I was like, God damn. I'm sitting there at night watching the cameras. It's ping, ping, pink, pink. Okay, hailed on?

Yeah, I'm not bad. Not like a serious hailstorm because every other car we own was also outside. I was just sitting there. I was like, man, the hits just keep coming. With Amex Platinum, access to exclusive Amex pre-sale tickets can score you a spot track side. So being a fan for life turns into the train. of a lifetime. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Pre-sale tickets for future events subject to availability and varied by race.

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Well, it could be worse. You could be a mechanic Gavin and go to our in-house IT guy for some help. And next thing you know, your phone is bricked. That was my bad. So it was like Verizon had an outage last week. And I didn't know that. So I was like, oh, my phone's been doing the same thing. I just deleted the SIM card.

And then you go on the Verizon app and then you just reactivate it. And it's fine. Problem was he doesn't know his Verizon login so he couldn't do that part of it. So Ken just deletes his SIM card. Actually, I didn't... Bricks his phone. I didn't do it. He deleted it himself.

Well, did you tell him to? I was like, yeah, you can try that. I mean, it might work. Basically an iPad touch. Or iPod touch, sorry. Yeah. No service. Can't do anything with it.

It's made it difficult when he's trying to use the GPS Garmin system on his phone to navigate the boat. Yeah, which is why we almost hit the shore. Gavin also has two phones, which I didn't know about, so... Ken was referencing the Kevin Gates song instead of like one for the plug one for the hose he just goes one for the bitches and one for the hose i'm like oh okay see how you roll can he has two phones yeah didn't you see him carrying two phones all weekend i guess i didn't put two and two together i can confirm two phones yeah he went and got

a second his second phone oh yeah he didn't want he didn't go and purchase another one but he has had two for an extended period time not sure why he's paying for two numbers but i believe it was something along the lines of he had like a lawn care business or of some sort so yeah he i guess he He did explain that to me, but I didn't know that he still had him. Never canceled them. Going into the Verizon store is actually the worst thing in the world. Besides the DMV. That's why I have...

No, the DMV is better, dude. It's DMV in Verizon. Not the DLDDMV, dude. Those ladies are great. Yeah, they're great. They are great. But your classic DMV and then the Verizon store. I would maybe rather take my chances with downtown Minneapolis DMV than the local Verizon store.

Why? It's like, and every time you go in, they're like, oh, hmm. Oh, wow, I've never heard of this problem. And it's like, what? What do you do all day? You want to buy this $100 phone case that costs $5 on Amazon? Oh, you want to upgrade your phone? Okay, well, that's fine.

Can we just get your birth weight when you were a child, please? Oh, I don't know that, but here's my credit card and, you know, everything else. Hmm, okay, do you perhaps happen to know the biological DNA strand in your left toe? No, I don't. Well, I can't help you, bud. See you. I'd like to buy a new iPhone. Hmm, can I interest you in this Samsung potato?

Yeah, exactly. Try to upsell you on the Samsung. Well, yeah, dude. And thankfully, I guess, like, if you're really smart in the slightest capacity, you know not to listen to their upsells. But, dude, I swear, at least every other time that I'm in there, I hear I'm hitting some old lady with an upsell of this piece of shit Samsung that, oh, if you buy it now, you get a rebate of X amount.

The rebate's free. if you keep the phone for nine years or something. Yeah, all you got to do is just pay for all this shit that you don't need. And they always fall into it. My mom got a new phone a couple months ago. And she was in the store. She called me and then she had me talk through the guy. I was like, what are you trying to do?

I want a new phone. Okay, talk to this guy. She wants an iPhone 16 pro, whatever the fuck it is. He keeps telling me, oh, well, she can get this. And she gets a free iPad or something. It's like, nope, no, just sell her the goddamn phone. She doesn't need anything else. She's not going to figure it out.

My dad got took down the Samsung lane and it's terrible, yeah. They pulled him from an iPhone? Yeah. Many years ago, he's on like his third Samsung now because he thinks that iPhones are now complicated because he somewhat knows how to use a Samsung. No, if you know how to run a Samsung, I try to tell him this. They are immensely more difficult. I agree.

So the nerds like them. I definitely want to try one of those. The mentality behind it. Ryan's dad. Same. Just won't give it up. And I'm like, dude, you wouldn't believe. believe how much better your life would be

he's like without his phone i know and he's like well you know i kind of got my guy at verizon and he just continually screws me over every time i go in there i don't know like i like being fucked by this guy the way he lies to me works for me i i don't know but he's like i don't want to switch and lose all my shit like because now all of his stuff is in a google like it's in the google system yeah so all his phone numbers and emails and whatever. Your dad doesn't have any phone numbers in his phone. He just knows every single phone number.

My dad memorizes phone numbers. You could ask him just be like, hey, what's the, you know, so-and-so's number? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He always be like, oh, yeah, Ben's number is this. Unbelievable, actually. You know what's crazy, though, is that up until 2024, Samsung was more sold

than, so like the Android's. They were more sold than iPhone. And just in 2024, they passed, and they're only winning by $3 million. It's that type. million phones? Yeah, that's pretty tight. That's very tight. Obviously, they're going to now separate the distance, but they were further behind, but

you can see people's comments are pretty fed up with Apple because they're not like innovating. Like all this hype for some small tweaks and Samsung's whole stick is like, look at us innovating. But I do want to try one of those. I wouldn't ever switch, but like I want to try one of those folding phones just to play around on for a day. I just want a bigger battery. Just get another phone.

Yeah, true. I'll get a second phone. and it'll be a Samsung, and then I'll be like, first and foremost iPhone user. Just get it like an iPad mini through that. That's not foldable, Ken. And he also doesn't get it free from the Verizon store. All he has to do is just buy this $12,000 phone case with the creep screen. Oh, where the blackout screen?

Yeah. Yeah, you know someone went to the Verizon store if they got the creep screen. Yeah. And he's got one of those. Ken, do you still have a creep screen? No, I don't have a screen protector on this thing. Really? No, when I got this phone and we went to Glamis,

and I fucked the screen over and I was like, well, no reason to put one on now. Screen protectors are whack. Yeah, zero screen protector guy for, like, ever. They make the glass so tough that you got to beat the hell out of it for it to really... Mine's all scratched up by, like, stepped on it. Yeah, I mean, mine's very scratched too, but...

No, CJ stepped on it when you were sleeping. I also saved us, though. But it is funny, like you just said, the glass is very good. You can spend more money and get a nice cover, screen protector, whatever. But you go on Amazon, buy the three, repack of the shittiest plastic screen put it over your nice screen that thing's just pummeled

and cracked and then people are like their whole phone experience for the life of that phone you can't even read the phone yeah i know everyone knows someone like that that has a phone that the screen protector is so cracked up that you can't even see the the phone and they just keep running it yeah and i'm like okay what and then and then you might even find out that they still have two left of their three pack but they're like i don't want to put it on yet i I feel like back, back when we were younger, they must be making the screens a lot tougher now, though, because, like, for sure.

You almost half the people you knew had a crack screen or a blowing out iPhone. And now it's, like, the only person we know that's got a crack screen is Cody. I was going to actually... You know, our boy, Cody. He's the only guy, and that's because he never runs a case and just fucking drops on concrete. I don't even know.

I was going to say that. Like, I think, I mean, obviously, Micah's is the richest man that we know, but Cody is a strong. wrong second because I think there is no bigger flex than running around with no phone case on. It's like you just like don't even care. You're just like, I have so much money. It means nothing to me. This $1,200 piece of my life means nothing to me.

It is pretty impressive. But also, you guys know the whole drill when you crack your phone, you can't get it wet anymore. For those of you also that don't know when your phone's not crack, you can get it wet for the most part. But Cody's was so destroyed, bro. I think it was even bent a little. Missing pieces. And he left it in the bottom of the hot tub for like. Like three hours and pulled it out and it still worked.

It's actually insane. It makes no sense to me. If you breathe on some phones weird, it'll start having moisture problems. Exactly. Ken, would you rather do a 72 hour fast from no eating or a 72 hour fast from no phone? And you can't use a computer or laptop or no screens. No screens, I guess. After CJ was talking about the fast, kind of put me off from it.

but I kind of want to do the fast. It's hard. 72 is also a lot, right? I think the hardest part for you, Ken, would be just not getting a drink. Yeah, that, that too. I think Ken could do the not eating. I just think he's just so accustomed to having some drinks every night. Yeah, but if you're not, you're, no, because you wouldn't go.

You wouldn't go and get food. So you probably wouldn't even go to water. You wouldn't even go. Like, why would you? So then you're not going to be necessarily, yeah, be tempted to get a drink. But I think you should do it, Ken. Yeah, I lost like 12. pounds and then I gained it all back but you know I think there's just a lot of inflammation

in your body and just a lot of like crap you're carrying around and when you do that fast you kind of get rid of it do you think that having just like two martinis a day would really throw off the whole fast well then it's not a fast though there's calories but then what's is there a world where you can have that's not fasting what's the fucking point then just don't do anything because he wants to feel something bro if you can't instead of taking it for About 3,000 calories a day, you really need those much. Not even. Yeah, like less than 200 a day coming down from 3,000.

Yeah, but still seems like fasting of some sort to me. I mean, you definitely are cutting calories, but it's not a fast. A fast is when you don't have any calories. And actually, I was surprised. I thought that we were going to have a bunch of the typical geniuses, like saying some shit about fasting, but there was actually quite a bit of comments on the last podcast. Like, yeah, fasting is great. I did it.

And it helped me hear this, that, and the other. And I do it once a year. And I was actually surprised by that. So that was awesome to hear it. So I talked to my dad this weekend to see how long he did go fasting. And he went 23 days. No. What?

He went 23 days. And the only thing that he was eating or the only thing that he was drinking was just water. And he would put some lemon in it. Doesn't count. There was like three calories. Right, CJ? He did not have food. Nothing for 23 days.

And he was trying to go. 40 but he was like I yeah I had to dude just purely out of the breaking point at 23 days he was like I woke up and I was like pretty low on energy which wasn't that out of the norm but I was like kind of getting dizzy and then he's a chiropractor so he was like adjusting people and then he said he almost like passed out leaning over like a patient and he was like yeah this is probably good I'm for an uncrustable I don't know if my body necessarily it definitely didn't like it But I did feel a lot better, like, almost immediately the next day after eating. My dad said after, uh, for three days.

After like five days, though, you just kind of lose all cravings. Yeah. Because I was like, I was, I was hallucinating thinking about food. That's 552 hours. Yeah. And I'm over here like 72 hours. When did he do this? You can do it.

He did it like early 2000s. Was he a little bigger at the time? No. He said he got so skinny when he did it. That's bad. So I didn't. Yeah. That just.

seems crazy to me like yeah i saw this video on instagram but it was like this this bigger gal and she's sitting at her desk and and it it says what i eat during my nine to five is the thing on the screen i'm like okay like what you know i'm thinking she's probably like on some diet and she's you know that's why she's serving it i'm diet she fucking opened up at nine a m with some chicken nuggets from chick filet and i go oh my good though she got me my attention there then it was like a diet coke and then it was like a burrito bowl and then it was like an almond joy and then it was some grapes this is all in her nine to five and she's just sitting in the same chair and i was just like damn that's wild and then i looked at the comments they were all just like i felt bad for like they were kind of just reaming her

like you don't need to eat that much food especially when you're sitting at a desk all day you know like but where i'm going with this mike is you'd be surprised you don't need to eat nearly as much as you do, or at least as we are accustomed to as Americans. I don't at all disagree with that. I mean, you normally only eat one meal a day. Big Ranch only eats one meal a day. Yeah, that's actually what's really intrigued me. Like, I am scared to do a fast.

A lot of people don't use all the calories that they intake. I'd say majority of people aren't using them. I will tell you this. It gave me a new perspective and appreciation on food. Absolutely. Just in the 48th to 72, the last little bit of it, I was just like, man, I didn't appreciate what I had when I could eat. Yeah, that makes sense. And I was like, I was like, I'm going to start appreciating eating a banana, pause.

Or just like the little things of like, man, I'm thankful for this food. It's a dopamine detox too in a sense because you do get, I think, dopamine every time you eat. at least I do like I look forward to it like lunch you okay lunch oh I'm gonna get a snack like a couple nuts like yeah exactly but that's like little dopamine hits and uh I think you realize when you're not eating you're like holy crap I'm so bored like I don't like I notice I don't have much to look forward to that was the biggest thing too yeah it's like I was just going I was just going through my day too and I was like oh I can't wait to go forward to yeah so another weird metaphor I compared it to kind of like it makes it so eating a healthy food it's like reading an educational book like

it's pretty boring usually but it's going to make your life better in the long run and then eating like really tasty junk food that's not good for you at all is like watching some brain rot video that's super entertaining and you're laughing your ass off but it is not helping you in any way in life at all way to look at it so like did it make you appreciate like kind of your your time to eat too like when it when it did come time to have a meal you're like this means a lot right now versus just being able to eat whenever obviously like most people go on your fast and when you come back to eating healthy food you're going to think it tastes amazing also like when you cut out eating junk food like that like i did that last year over a year ago now like i get grossed out

if we're on the road and we stop and eat some fast food to the point where i just don't even eat because i'm like i mean i can miss a meal one meal's no big deal but you don't really get that much satisfaction from it anymore once you get off that train you actually feel kind of gross and worse at least for me that's my my case so i recently stumbled upon this guy his name is carl bushby and he has been walking across the world the world since 1998 holy shit he started at the southernmost tip of chili and is walking south america all the way up south America all the way up North America. And then he walked across the Barron Strait. And then he walked across Russia, across China, Mongolia. And then he's walking all the way across Europe, back to his home

in the UK. Here's the map right here. That's so crazy. Yeah. So it's going to take him, it's going to take him 27 years. And he has two rules. The first one being travel across the world with the only mode of transportation being his legs or swimming and the second one being he can't go home until he walks there hold up a second he swam across the ocean so so get this he needs a mo's long bad so the first super gnarly stretch of the trip is when he got in between panama and columbia there's like a hundred mile stretch i believe that is like completely uninhabited where there's no roads there's no towns it's like pretty much just straight jungle and like rivers and he had to walk through that like through the snakes spiders it was an active war zone like with columbia

smugglers so he said that was super super gnarly and then how long does it take a person to walk a hundred miles what do you walk like two miles an hour about three miles an hour so then he walked through Canada and Alaska, and then he got to the Barron Strait in between Alaska and Russia. And I didn't know that it was this close, but I want to say it's like 30 miles between Russia from my house. Land to land. The crazy part is it's like, you know, it's salt water, so it doesn't freeze. So he had to like walk across that and like kept falling through like into the sea.

That was super gnarly. And then he got arrested in Russia. For what? Walking too fast. Oversaying his visa, basically. Oh. You know, so, like, you get a visa into this country, you only have so long until you have to, like, leave, right? And he said he used to, like, push the limits of that where he'd overstay to a degree.

And then apparently he got arrested in Russia. So he was, like, halfway through Russia, couldn't finish the walk, obviously. So he had to, like, basically have, like, people start lobbying for him at, like, the government level to, like, get him back into the country so he could finish the walk. Can you imagine he started 27 years ago? but the reason it took him so long was because he spent 20 of those in Russian prison. Yeah, right? And then, so he ended up finally walking across the rest of Russia, and then he had to either go through Iran or back through Russia again,

and he couldn't do either of them. So he swam across the Caspian Sea, and it took him 31 days. To swim? Swam for 31 days. Yeah, so he would, like, have a follow boat, basically, where he'd, like, swim all day, and then he'd hop out, sleep in the boat, and then start where he hopped out of water. It took him 31 days to swim across.

This guy has a lot of money? Like, how is he? No, what the fuck? No, he started walking with like 500 bucks. Doesn't cost much to walk. Yeah, but you still, it costs a lot to find people to sit there for 31 days and wait for you with a boat. There's so many people out there that I probably would just so hyped on the cause, yeah. Yeah, I think giving them sponsors and friends and family, probably just random strangers.

You should TikTok live this. He just started TikTok. talking. That's how I ran across him. Wow. He would have never thought in 1998 when he started. So yeah, he's in, I want to say Turkey right now or Istanbul. April 28th is when this article was published. He was just outside of Istanbul Turkey. So how close is he? So he's now finishing the stretch and he thinks that he'll be back to his home, or back to his mom's house in the UK at the end of next year. Wow. End of next year. Holy fuck, dude. So I think it's like 36,000 miles is walking. It's almost his whole.

I'd like to see the sneaker statistics. How many? How many sets at Nies? Dude, how sick of a video would it be if we went and found them, like, for a C-boys video when we're like in Europe, walked with them, even for just like a day and just, like, ask them questions. It'd be kind of, I could, I'd be down to do that walk.

You guys have seen the guy biking, kind of doing the same thing. I guess I've seen, like, I think I've seen you like in some, yeah. No, like over it, he was like going through Iran and like some crazy places, but he's just riding. And it's like, but he's an American though. It's so cool. seeing how they treat like you got to put yourself in a different mindset like seeing how chill they are when they're like yeah man i'm just i'm just traveling through and you explain their

goal and everyone just like dude heck yeah was it the one from minnesota that just died there was can you look at it the guy biking across there was two there was two bikers i well this guy was so yeah two brothers and he was going across iran or iraq or something like that and they tried robbing both of them one of them biked away and then they killed the other one Holy shit. Don't quote me on that exactly, but I think it was something to that degree. But yeah, dude, how gnarly is that? I mean, but think you're going through these war countries.

Especially if they find out that you're American, they hate Americans. The biking one seems crazy, and you can cover a little ground on a bike, and then doing that on feet, to me, is like 10 times. A guy was from Minnetonka. That died. Sad. The guy that survived was for Minnetonka. I got to keep reading through this article.

I think it's sick, though. the guy doesn't look like some Lance Armstrong biker. He's kind of just on a normal bike and he's like smoking cigarettes and stuff. He's like a normal dude. Not like some crazy athlete. Pop up a picture of Carl Busby. He looks just like a normal dude, like almost like overweight. Really?

Yeah, he's walking. I would imagine him to look like a long distance runner. No. Yeah, not. What I thought Forrest Gump at the end with the big. That's what I was a picture in too, just raggedy. I feel like he had to have missed out on so much of like current events that going on and shit but apparently not

if he's running a TikTok and stuff like all the stuff he probably did miss out on but think of all the experiences that that no one in the world can say they have that's true yeah yeah dude think about this guy's stories he's got to be out of touch with the world you'd think like because how do you manage to stay in touch when you're walking

all day long every day oh I know yeah I mean think about all the things that have happened in the last 25 days or 25 years you can walk and scroll on your phone yeah it's not that out of like out of line Ken don't have the earliest setup. He probably didn't have a scrolling phone until 2010.

He had said, like, people kind of started following along with his journey as of late with social media. I don't know how nobody's talked about it yet. Yeah, it's actually crazy. But, yeah, he was like, oh, like to popular demand, I'm going to film the rest of my trip. I think, dude, he could have done that, like years ago. Yeah. When I was looking it up, when he swam, it says he has a wife. What?

Yeah, got married one year later, he does this, been gone for 27 years, but maybe not. You could say it's long distance. The guy I was thinking of, his name is Ian Anderson, he's got like a half a million on Instagram. He just says biking across every continent. He's done five out of seven. He escaped Iran, not riding across Asia. Wow. Damn, he planned to do the shit in eight years.

Took him 27. How long he did spend in Russian jail then? Not long. But I think the hardest part is getting visas to walk through these countries. And because, you know, you can go there. You can be there for six months in a day or whatever it is. And then you got to go home for another six months. Sir, what do you plan on doing in our country?

I'm just taking a walk. Just going to walk. Just strolling around. Yeah, I think walking through the jungle would probably be the worst part. Just thinking of like, like anything, like animals. Oh, he said he was walking through waste, deep mud for most of it. Yeah, I mean, you don't know what's in the jungle. there whether it's like a venomous snake spider carrying anything with you like having a mediumly

heavy backpack can make even the simplest thing difficult you got to if you have gear down your setup so much but yet you still have to pack enough food for that hundred mile strip that sounds scary it's like you know probably seven to ten days worth of food hasn't died doing this what was that one guy that was into the wild the show was on where he died in alaska yep You get hit by a bear, right? No, he ate bad berries. And the river was up too high. And he had to wait until winter for it to free so he could cross.

And he just didn't make it. But he ate bad berries. Yeah, like some, like, poisonous berries. He was super hungry. Now it's a thing to go to where his bus was. Maybe we should do, like, a little walking experience. A little walk in the wilderness, backpacks. You think so?

Stuff, yeah. Cover 100 miles. Spenny's been trying to get us to go and do that. with them in Canada. Yeah, that'd be fun. We don't have to go to Canada. We can do it. Trip him and Gavad looked pretty fun. What do you want to do? You want to go hiking? I think it would be awesome.

Like, even like Boundary Waters type shit. Like what you can fit in a backpack and a fishing pole and you want to hike like Isle Royal? No machine to get around. You're going to walk? I mean, we could bring a canoe and a paddle. We could get to be. If we went to Boundary waters, it would be pretty good. It would suck.

It would be really entertaining. Could hike from a... Said it would suck, Ben? I think it would suck. It was kind of fun being out of the woods and just like a small tent, like a pad. I know you guys would need air mattresses. Everything you got with you. Yeah, just like a pan and some salt and pepper and that's been on my bucket.

Just run it forever. A couple of emergency meals if you need it. It'll be a great video. I forget what the trail is called, but there's a trail from Duluth to Grammaray. And my mom walked that when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. It's the Superior hiking trail or something like that. There's that.

But no, I thought the gunflint. I don't know what it's called. But, yeah, my mom did, like, Duluth to Grand Maray, I think, over the course, like a month. I don't know if that's the one. That would be a good one, too. But we should do that next summer. My to be father-in-law is walking across Spain. Wow.

It's called the Camino. El? Camino? Not the L. It would be L. I wish I had any idea of a ballpark of the distance. Maybe you know? Look up the whole thing.

It's going to take them, like, two months. He did like one month earlier this year And then he's flying back to finish it How many miles is it? That explains why I see I'm walking so much Yeah Bro, he's always Every time I'm driving somewhere

He's walking somewhere Approximately 500 miles From France to Santiago Day something like that's a long way Well it says there's also a couple different routes Yeah But it's just it's across Spain And it's basically through

Just so many different little Spanish villages Crazy. That's super cool. Most people do 20 to 25 kilometers, which who knows how long that is. He was walking about 20 miles a day. We'll never know. 18 to 20 miles a day. It says most people do it in four to five weeks. So however how long 20 to 25 kilometers is, that's what most people do a day. We'll never know. Spenny would know. Isn't it like 60%? Isn't it like 60% of a mile? Dude, we wait for Spenny to get back to tell us how far that is. Convert that. Yeah, it is.

I think it's, because it's like 100 kilometers is 60. Like a 5K is 3.5 miles. 20 kilometers is 12, 12 and a half miles. Yeah, he's walked more than that. Well, speaking of not knowing about other cultures, did you guys see that Theo Vaughn interviewed an Amish man? Beat us to it. Beat us to it from Minnesota.

No, really. The Amish man is from Minnesota. Shout out Peter Yoder. Was it good? Yeah. It's the guy he's interviewing has a, a good attitude and like is funny that's pretty cool i'll have to listen to that yeah i beat us to it i'm only like 30 minutes in but yeah very uh very interesting man we are so intrigued by the amish

we are we're always talking about the omish why pass that at least one horse and buggy every time i drive back to deluth do you they're all over wadena area staples wadina i see you ever make a little pit stop red lambo you're at read the cripes license plate i straight up feel so bad When I see the horse and bite And there's just like two small children just in the back They probably are having a happy life That's all they know But then I'm just like

They're missing out on so much This world has to offer No, you know what I'm saying Like they're so short rap They hope this helps Hope this helps You know what 11,000 RPM stands like Straight pipe

Never gonna experience the thrill of a pull tab Yeah, you're right They've never driven An old Chevy I think that Amish get like one year to fuck off and do whatever they want. I'm pretty sure, yeah. Oh, that's what that guy is on.

He's able to fuck off and do whatever he wants. And then what is it? You get to decide if you want to come back? Yeah, I believe so. I believe so. I bet a lot of those. I'd be curious with the percentage that they're like, yeah, I think I'm staying. Is it a four year?

More go back than, then probably. It's all they know. I think it's something like if they don't go back, then they basically never see their family again. Yeah, that's a big part of it. It kind of reminds me two of people that spend like 30, 40, 50 years in prison and then get out that they might commit a crime to go back because they don't know anything. They can't integrate themselves into the world that they left 40 years ago.

So they just commit another crime. Just like Carl Bushby. 85 to 90% of it. He goes home and he's like, fuck it. Let's run it back. He walks it backwards. What the fuck, Mom? You threw my shit out?

That's exactly what we're worried about. Where's my NASCAR bed? That's exactly what could happen if you go to, You're up for a couple weeks. You come back, everything's different. You come back, everything's different. You don't understand a single inside joke. In the 1950s, only like 50% of the Amish on their Rum Springer would return.

And now it's 85 to 90%. Oh, it's more now. What's going on in the 50s that was so good. Too hectic. They got out in the 50s and they're like, this ain't that different. Yeah, true. They're like, oh, this ain't so bad. And now they get out now they're like, I think this is pretty fucked up.

Yeah, that is probably why. Like now the world. Yeah, now they're like, I don't know. No, it doesn't seem that good out there. I watch the most effed up Netflix show ever, ever. Let's hear about it. This week is a documentary about a girl and her boyfriend in Michigan. The texting one.

It's pretty crazy. And she's getting these texts. Insane texts. The two, her and her boyfriend in a group text and it's like, kill yourself. You know, Owen, the other guy doesn't want to be with your anorexic ass. like just the worst cyberbullying you can ever figure or ever have in your life. It's her and her boyfriend are in a group chat and then there's a third number, correct, that they don't know where it's coming from.

The parents are trying to figure it out goes on for three years. They're pulling people from school. Yeah. It's you. They're watching security footage. We need to find out who's sending these horrendous text. It's a burner phone. They just keep getting a new one.

Switching numbers. So they finally get the FBI involved. Really like. nasty, nasty sexual stuff to, like kill yourself, but like really nasty sexual stuff. Yeah, like he loves the way I make him come. Yeah. And you're going to taste his cream on my lid. And they stayed together the whole time.

Fucked up stuff. They eventually broke up because it was so bad, right? So they get the FBI involved years later. The guy does a bunch of investigating figures out that there's one number that's linked to the IP address. The girl's mom. The girl's mom was texting her. all that shit. What?

Yeah. Apparently there was some girl that didn't want him to come to a party, so that girl texted something mean. And then the mom was like, that's a great idea to make my daughter. Basically it was like, on Chausen's disease where you purposely makes someone six

and they need you. But it was like psychologically. Because the girl would come to the mom when she was in need, you know, about this thing. And so that's what they think. Yeah.

She went to prison for like three years. But like the poor girls, she's like 19 now like she's still like I think I still want a relationship with my mom let me see her they were like super fucked up mentally what's the show called um the other crazy part is I I kind of agree I would never do something like this personally but you could send an anonymous text to your friend your your son sorry our daughter and they could they might be like hey who do you think this text is from like do you think it's from so-and-so and then you could find out who your kids are getting bullied by still super weird but she just

proceeds to send the most fudge text ever like ruining her in entire thought process of like what life is you know like you should kill yourself like all because was it because she was kind of like she was like kind of sheltering in a sense yeah she was like trying to keep her daughter within her her realm 40 to 50 messages a day that went on for two years but that's the mom she was like no like the daughter's uh coach you know like crazy it was just like literally the craziest thing I've ever fucking And the cool, you know how like a lot of like redone documentaries

are kind of dramatized, I believe is the word. Holy shit. Kill yourself. Yeah. They start the documentary out. His life would be better if you were dead. With all the texts.

What the fuck's wrong with his lady? You see in this show are real. And that's what makes it so crazy because they're putting these texts up on the screen and you're like, no, this is just too crazy. You're the ugliest person I've ever seen. What? I mean, she's lucky her daughter didn't.

People are so fucked. That's insane. And they got, yeah, they got the whole school involved, bro. They're, like, watching security cameras of when people are texting. And the mom was involved, obviously, in trying to find out who this was. Oh, yeah, yeah. At what age did they figure out that it was the mom and did the daughter know? So they have the body camera footage of when they tell the daughter.

The cops go over there. The daughter's, like, outside sunbathing. And then she, like, comes in, she's in, like, a towel and a swimsuit to, like, three cops in her living room and then they say like this it was your mom who said all these things about you and the mom like hugs her and grabs her and she's like obviously looks distraught and just like leans in they didn't like separate the two before they no i i think they were trying to have the cops have the mom tell her and then like the dad came home and then they figured out the was fucking pissed but like she was trying to be calm and then he figured out like they

had like lost three houses because the bills weren't getting paid, which she was supposed to be doing. She, like, wasn't working at her jobs. She'd, like, fake go to her job and, like, just be texting all day, which is kind of on the guy for not knowing that she wasn't even working. So, in other words, she was just a psycho. She was just a full-blown psychopath. That's insane.

The daughter hasn't talked to her mom since. Her mom went to prison for three years. As she should. Yeah. But she said she still loves her. She just doesn't want to see her. What? That's a good way to say it.

Well, if she gets out, we should find her. Slash her tires or something Oh she is out Oh yeah she's out of jail now I hope they get some kind of restraining order against her Wow that's that's crazy Think about a Netflix documentary crew Coming in and kind of blowing up your story though

I know for like she get money from that Why would she agree she was in it did they have her They had the mom in it from the beginning Wait what in the they asked the mom That's where the documentary is so interesting It's actually worth watching because the mom is so fucking delusional that don't figure out, like I'm not really spoiling that it was the mom. You figure out the mom like

pretty early in the second episode. But she like tells the story like she's not the one. Yeah. And talks about how what she did wasn't wrong. She, I think she compares it to getting a DUI. She's like, yeah, it's just like, you know, everybody's done something illegal. I just got caught. You can't be like saying that I did a bad thing because you've also done bad things. You just haven't gotten caught. Classic. Who's fucking crazy. But yeah, like the mom is in the documentary. It might even be the first person you see in the documentary. so you're not expecting it's her right like it's never the it's they're always never in the documentary oh my that's wow you got uh it's fucking crazy i gotta watch it it's actually so good but yeah pretty

fucked up imagine doing something like there's a lot of messed up people in the world but that is like that one's up there that is seriously up there's inexcusable that's not even close to as bad as i don't know why like it would seem like it was better if it was like oh it was like no you're ex person or something or DUI is not even close to as bad as that is that Yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, like, if you do it to anyone other than your own daughter, like, it's really fucked up no matter what. But how could a mother do something like that to her own daughter?

Clearly, they didn't have that mother instinct. Like, you know, how, like, most mammal mothers are, like, do anything for their children? Anything to protect? Yeah, that's crazy. But I suppose that's how she justified it is that some roundabout way she was... She was protecting her? Yeah, I don't know. That's one more thing.

Something less sad. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, my bad. No, you're good. Dolan, are those real Louis Vuitton shoes? Where'd you get those? Pull them on up.

Like, did you just purchase them online or in town? Hop in here, up in. Let's flash these fucking shoes, man. This dude gets a Rolex one week. Louis Vuitton shoes the next. Kids balling, man. He can hop in where I'm sitting. I don't really want to survive them.

You don't like them? Evan and Dalton do get along now. Like, the beef is squash, but they still bicker back and forth. Like, I walked in the lunch today. And I hear Dalton kind of, like, toiling about. something and then Evan giving him a dead like well maybe if you didn't do such cheeto things you wouldn't have that problem like it's so genuine god damn doton it's got to be pretty nerve wracking wearing these things yeah for real i would be nervous scrub the floor you know our

shoes get toast around here let me see those things take them off yeah take them off steal his shoes ben oh they look sturdy i'll give them that where you even buy some something like this online how much were there thousand bucks he just laughed I was going to guess 12 more than you could have 400. 13. 13. I will give you. I've seen.

Don't do that, Ben. Step into it. You just fucking stepped into it. Rubbing them on your other shoe. Oh my gosh. Bro. Bro. Bro.

Yikes. Ben, you were like the biggest sneaker head for the longest time. And the fact that you just did that invalidates everything I thought. They look good on you though. I will give you. They're probably the coolest Louis Vuitton shoes I've seen because I've seen a lot of really Cheeto ones. Can you kickflip on?

Can you do a kick flippin? I can't do a kickflit period. I thought it was cool because I was like, damn. Those are the sickest Jordans I've ever seen. And then I saw that they were Louis V's. I was like, okay, well, clearly I like them. I don't know. They're all right.

They're not going to help the money, but they are a flex. You think it's going to help pick up some more chicks or what? No. You don't think so? I mean, how much more time in the day do you have for more chicks? Not much, dude. It's like you've got to be capped out at this point. It's just like you're just overfilling a bucket.

It gets to a point. You have to start. You're going to have to start double booking. That doesn't, that never works so good. Yeah, but Lil Wayne has, like, gone on record to say, like, he always had two chicks booked at all times. Really? Yeah.

And what's the strategy there? I think if you're sick of one, then you got the other one. What are you, what is getting sick of one? Like, do you bring a boat to the same dinner? Yeah, I think he, like, would just have them both show up and, like, I don't know if they would know or not, but yeah, you would just have, like, two, probably more, two. They wouldn't know, obviously, until they got there.

So is that the move, two at once? I think it's worth a shot for you. Guys only got so much time. If they're mad that you double booked, say, I always double book. This isn't a special accident here. I always double book. That's called gasoline. You're mad?

I always do this. I can't believe that you'd be mad. This guy always double-booking. He always double-booking, bro. What else is new, Dalton? Any new trends we need to know about? I heard the number six and seven are cool now. 6-7-41.

41, all right. 41 no yeah what do you think again 6 7 or 41 which one's funnier to you oh maybe like 52 oh that's not funny come on what the fuck ken you're such a ken you're such an unc oh shit dude i i saw like this you're such an unk good or bad it's good i call in a unk's good but it means you're old unk is not good oh fuck oh fuck oh unk i like unc is good it's just means you Unka's old. But Unka, yeah, I mean.

You playing with your clankers. Hey, what's a clanker? Like, AI shit now, I guess. Robots. Robots are clankers. Unk is like, 6-7 or 41. You're asking a clanker?

Six-seven's definitely funnier because 7-8-9. Why does your chat GPT sound gay? You can choose the voice. The voice sounds kind of gay. I'm not going to lie. I just did the whatever came out, came within the box. That one had a little bit of a gay sound.

Another man talking to you, that's gay. No, no, it's voice sounded kind of gay. Why does yours sound hot? Because I purposely picked a hot chick. Have it tell us a 10 second story or something. Okay, this voice might be a quick synopsis of what all the TikTok kids are saying these days. It feels like TikTok trends move super quickly, but a few recurring themes right now include a lot of content about life hacks, self-care, and productivity tips. There's also a lot of buzz around new music trends.

And, of course, lots of humor and me. That's dumb. Nice, nice, nice. How do you change the voice? Sounds pretty straight. I think you changed it to that. That's not the factory one, I don't think. That comes with the girl voice to begin with.

I don't think that's factory, man. What's your sound like? I don't pay for chat, GPT. I just do whatever the free thing is. I don't know, man. I think that's an aftermarket one. Tell me a little bit about yourself. Sure.

Bro. What the fuck? story. I was on FaceTime with a girl the other day and I just started talking to chat GPT but she couldn't see the phone and she actually got pressed. She was like, who the fuck are you talking to? And she, like, she thought it was a normal

person. That's, so when I told the story weeks ago about Alex getting pressed about it the next week or maybe it was two weeks later, have you guys seen the new season of South Park? They're making fun of it how Randy's sitting there in bed talking to his chat GPT more and it's the exact

voice that I have selected and Sharon's just like because he's just like talking all nice to her and they're getting along so well and then like she's getting jealous and it was literally basically the same thing that happened to me and I thought it was hilarious and we have it actually dated before the episode even went live so it's funny I just think it was funny because clearly that's probably a real thing that is happening now yeah besides for Ken because his is a different voice all right this comment how do you change the voice well you should know Ken you're the setting's king and that's aftermarket, bro.

CJ, you're the chat GPT king. Tell how to switch it, bro. Do my favor. You go into the settings and then you change the voice. I screenshot it. Oh, shit, I deleted my sim. I screenshotted this comment. So maybe this means unks are bad.

It says, you guys are the best YouTubers on YouTube and you guys are the funniest and best ones that will ever be watched. And there's no reason for anyone to hate on you guys except for the unks. It's like super positive. Dude, we got all the unks. We got the grandpas. We got whatever's old. and grandpas. We got the youngians.

We got the whole wide variety watching our content. Trust me. I see them every day out in the streets. Do you think that there's this new kind of wave of TikTok terminology taken over because kids feel like they have more of like a voice with social

media now? Like we've always had sayings that the adults are getting crazy. There's just so much more maybe nowadays. Context at all though. Like 6-7-41. That's just fucking stupid. He was like the little high school.

Lamello ball? No. No, like there was like a little high schooler and like someone took a video of him saying, I went like six, seven or like something referring to a guy's height on the court. And then it got clipped and then people started saying it. And then it's just one of those things. It's like funny to be a part of. And if you're not a part of it and don't get it, then you'd be like loser.

Think about how much we would quote, you know, like Talladega Nights or something like that, you know, when you're back in high school. And if you had all those movies on lock. What if it makes sense? But what if it doesn't make sense? And it's just a funny-ass thing they did in the movie. And if you haven't seen the movie, then you're like, it seems like it's happening at an alarming rate.

Because we used to have sayings just within our school. But now that TikTok exists. Yeah, I remember your school, they said choice. Instead of sick. And then, I don't know. Like, instead of being like, this is sick, they're like, oh, that's choice. I'm like, what the fuck? That shit was cringe, dude.

That shit was so cringe. Within the word choice was the word. was the word Hoy H-O-I That makes no fucking sense So crinched sense Clearly

And then all the other schools Was like sick And that just stuck Sick Yeah everyone would say sick Instead of like Your school's word was Sick is just a term

It's not like invented by anyone Yeah I just remember When sick Yeah sick It became a term that I was like aware To use it as like that's cool It's not gonna have It was around the same

same time that choice choice never should stay expanded out of polly 2010 didn't you know what I fucking hate same that was when everyone was like doing this and it's so annoying

that was for like packing tins yeah yeah but it's like but everyone learned how to do it and there's realistically like five people in the school packing tins and everyone's doing it what do you hate young boy chito

I cannot get away from the oh that's funny no it's not funny it's not funny every single TikTok I post no matter what it is or what it's about. It's Cheeto. Hop in this. And they do this little thing with the GIF. Now that you can comment a meme in TikTok.

You've seen that? Unbelievable. Yeah, like the girlfriends. All the girlfriends' TikToks are just loaded with C-Boy's memes. And half of them are Evan looking like this saying Cheeto. And then the other half is Evan with the cake on his face. Or the family guy holding up the little. Yeah.

That was that is pretty funny. I like those ones. But it's the ones where it's. him with like the broken heart and it's Cheeto or it's like S-Y-B-U something but I gotta love that

dude it's honestly so annoying they need to take out those pictures ASAP because it actually does you'd prefer to just read the word Cheeto no I actually did block that word they can't comment that anymore

but then they put in pictures and you can't block what they post the pictures I love the internet that's freedom of speech right there you can't wig what This is a top one New Day's 2 now.

Bro, the internet is seriously undefeated Of coming up with some funny-ass memes. It never stops. What's some other... What is some other... They went back to my old... Because, like, all my... Just go to Sidney's.

Yeah, I'll go to Alondas or Sidney's or... They went back in, like, my old hockey, like, elite prospects thing. And they grabbed a picture from, like, when I was a freshman in high school. And it's just me with a fucking comb over. That's funny That's

That's good That's good That's funny I just realized They put the shirt on Oh my gosh All right I'll grab this

AirDrop for me If you can I got you I know you guys I've seen this one But this is one of my personal favorites Holy crap

I don't think it looks overly like me But it definitely looks like me You know who it is. I don't think it looks overly Cheeto. Dude, I want them Cheeto's shoes, for real. This one's used a lot to. You have those orange ones, remember?

At this point, kids are just commenting that just to comment it. Yeah, I don't think any of them know. But the girlfriend's post that actually has nothing to do with you or you at all, or really any of the C-boys besides maybe the C-boy they're filming, and it's just loaded with Dalton and Evan comments. It's just a trend these days. Yeah, it's funny. At some point you just got to embrace it

Because the more you hate it The more they're just going to dig in on it He actually did learn He learned that after eight years Just didn't fully embrace it And just eventually it'll stop It's getting worse dog Because they're realizing you hate it

Way better dude you have actual people that like you Initially off the bat they hated you So we got like just this is like Hold on hold on Hold on no I got to see the comments on this one This is just a picture of Ryan under I mean I I would comment, Cheeto, on that.

Reg. Oh, I haven't seen that. I haven't seen the, I haven't, no, I have not seen the family guy one. Like, that is funny. I am not, that's funny. That's a classic one on earth. So now, yeah. And who is that guy on the left there?

Is that Jake Pricler? That is. AI is a hell of a drug thing. I'm wearing the same shorts. Oh, yeah. I mean, that one's just. It's a classic, yeah. This is...

Yeah, that one's all over. But now the one of Gavin is... Can anyone tell what... Shut yo bitch ass up. Oh, thank you. Thank you, Evan. Thank you. I did not know what that meant.

No. No. Yeah. That's just a good picture. Ev, congrats. You're a meme, dude. Dude, you're a fucking meme. There's the photo of this one.

There's so many, but... Yeah, people are pulling out pictures from when Dalton was five. Oh, my gosh, dude. Why do you look like freaking pink right there? I was in eighth grade. You ever seen Pink the singer? Put a picture next to that. Careful.

Don't last, you might be creating a new meme right now, CJ. And Dalton looks like pink. Oh, no. Bro, he looks like fucking pink. Oh, no. He's going to laugh so hard His bird That is funny

It's so good Pink's daughter So good Oh yeah This is another Gosh Evan You really are a meme Oh yeah

This one's good This one's good Evan when he was like 14 With his hand I think that's illegal To be posting I don't think it's You can scratch your balls

When you're 14 Oh my gosh Incrimination Where the hell That even come from Now that should be illegal I don't even know were half of these photos.

That shit's gay. Oh yeah, this one? That's a photo of me and Ben. That was Ken at the dentist office. Someone said that it looked like you were in a chair, like you were a paraplegic. Dad, is that funny? Well, yeah, because you skip leg day. I mean, he's lifting his arms. That was Ken after he got off the houseboat when he held it in a weekend.

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