Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Dating Advice With CboysTV

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

In today's podcast, we talk about Elon Musk making Coca-Cola great again, Red Bull Plane Swap, our addiction to Adrenaline, and Ryan's little sister gives us some advice on how to pick up girls! New M...erch Drop Thursday May 5th! Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:55 Pretty crazy. What was it? Next, I'm buying Coca-Cola to put the... back in. Oh, that was a real tweet. There's a real tweet. I didn't know which one of those Elon tweets were real because everyone in their brothers were just like meming them, right?
Starting point is 00:01:10 And they were putting like their own words in it. So I never knew what he actually tweeted or what he didn't. But that totally does sound like something he would tweet. Pretty much all of them were fake except for that one. The Wolf of Wall Street said if Elon must buys Coca-Cola, then he'll be the CEO of Coca-Cola to make sure that cocaine gets put back in place. Is he joking too? the team back in. I think he was actually being serious.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Dude, what a legendary time we're living in. And changing of the tides. Yeah. About time, dude. Hopefully shit can be even right down the middle with Elon Musk buying Twitter and we're not going to have these throttling of one side
Starting point is 00:01:47 and the pushing of the other. Yeah, but who in this room? Raise your hand if you use Twitter regularly. I don't. I don't tweet but I like looking at it. Think of all the tweets that you see as Instagram pictures and this and that. Like there's quite a bit like when someone tweets,
Starting point is 00:02:04 it still makes its way to you just not on Twitter. Honestly, though, I think we're an anomaly. I just don't think we can't read. That's the biggest problem. It does make it difficult. But I think most people that are our age or even up, they use Twitter. And Twitter is a, you know,
Starting point is 00:02:21 a transom or whatever you want to call it. I have no idea what that word even means. It's the back of a boat. Twitter is, Twitter. Twitter is like such a medium for putting information out there And a lot of people use it and get a lot of information from it So it needs to be even, you know The fact that that that happened and I was like super stoked
Starting point is 00:02:43 But then that you hear other people are like really, really, really upset about it Yeah, it's like the other side The side that was benefiting from the other side being throttled I guess if you guys don't know what we're talking about Elon Musk bought Twitter the richest man in the world owns Tesla. If you don't know who Elon Musk is, I have no, I can't help
Starting point is 00:03:03 you, but he bought Twitter for $44 billion. I think his mission behind it was just to get rid of the limitation of freedom of speech, right? That was basically the only thing that couldn't have said any better. Yeah. What a beauty. What a good guy.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Did you know if you made $200 every day since Christopher Columbus arrived, like in America, you still wouldn't have enough money to buy Twitter to buy Twitter wait so he owns all of Twitter now yeah the whole thing yeah because he's bought a small portion first which was a big you know 9% well he bought the largest portion but it was only 9% yeah that's how like dispersed it was yeah so now is it not a publicly traded company right think so right he bought all the shares for 54 dollars or something like that then so I wonder
Starting point is 00:03:47 if he's gonna bring back Trump didn't he bring back like Alex Jones or something yeah I he reinstated Alex Jones Twitter yeah he'll definitely bring back Trump doesn't want to come back what because he wants to stay on uh... truth social yeah he likes truth social he thinks that is way better than twitter which i don't know it seems kind of dumb because
Starting point is 00:04:06 yeah but if he's just pushing his own agenda at that point does that make sense also truth because twitter is the biggest it's still going to be bigger than true social truth social is the number one downloaded app actually yeah right now it's pretty pretty big deal i'm not saying it's bigger in twitter i'm just saying that's pretty
Starting point is 00:04:22 it's not something to just brush off Even Instagram has gotten bad. I'm on probation because Ben texted in our group chat and said, Hey, Mark, do you know any tranny workers? Any good tranny workers? And he meant for a transmission. I screenshot and said, hey, hit up Ben Roth.
Starting point is 00:04:42 You know any good workers that are trannies? And apparently you cannot say that. Yeah, Ryan, I thought that was a little spicy of you to say because. Well, you wanted it, dude. I thought it was spicy of Ryan. I thought it was funny, but I wouldn't peg you as like the type to get spicy on social. media like that. I thought it was spicy of him, but it wasn't that spicy.
Starting point is 00:05:00 No, it wasn't that spicy, but I just thought it was funny. Ryan steps out a little bit and then he gets disciplined. Instagram is just like, stay in your place. I think I might be shadow banned on Instagram. I'm dead-ass serious. I think I'm shadow band because I've been reposting all this stuff about, you know, just this stuff they don't want you to post about because I went on to our C-boys Instagram and I tried searching my name.
Starting point is 00:05:23 It didn't even fucking pop up. We follow me. What? Yeah. I think I got shadow band because I've... Pretty soon. I'm stuck at 180,000 followers. This sounds a little...
Starting point is 00:05:33 Look it up on your own. I'm going to do it right now. All right. C.J. Lotzer, there it is, top one. Well, that's good to hear. I'm happy about that, but my internet search is this morning. Don't look at those, Ryan. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I'm searching up Instagram shadow ban. How to know if you got shadow banned? How do I know if I got shadow ban on Instagram? How to fix being shadow ban on Instagram? Like, how do you know? What are they saying? I just have an inkling that I am. I don't think so because you still get good likes.
Starting point is 00:06:01 So it's like if you post something that it's still being put in front of people. I just don't think I'm getting popped up in front of new people. So it's pretty hard to grow. Speaking of getting banned, a little podcast update. You guys hear about the buddy who definitely faked the plane crash thing? There's an update. It's true. I told you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I never thought twice. Yeah, I didn't think twice about that either. No, because I think we're not stupid. But I think there was a lot of people that did think it. and the FAA investigated it and took his license. What does that consist of? He's just like, oh, shit, I can't fly anymore. I think so.
Starting point is 00:06:32 But I think if, like, you like piloting, like it would suck if you lost your driver's license. How about the Red Bull Airplane, the airplane swap? If you guys didn't see that, there was two guys. They were trying to nosedive a plane and then skydive out of it, swap planes, and then pull up and not crash. Absolutely ludicrous idea. It was on like last Sunday, and we all sat down to watch it.
Starting point is 00:06:53 First of all, three-hour event. If anybody from Red Bulls listening to this, what the fuck would you think of it? It was funny because... Six o'clock. Can I tell my side to this? We're out at dinner and Ryan made everyone leave because he's like the plane's up. I did not. You didn't make everyone leave.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Are you kidding? You didn't make everyone leave. You were like, you were like, you were mentioning when this started and we're like, that sounds cool. We better get back there. I want to see this. Watch this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:17 You know, you're kind of keeping us up to date because we didn't hear anything on it. So we're like, yeah, let's get out of here and go watch it. We go back, we sit there and listen to like an hour of interviews. I'm like, when the fuck are these guys going to go? Finally, after I think like an hour and a half, they get in the planes and start going up and they're going up in the sky. We're like, this is it. Everyone get around.
Starting point is 00:07:38 If it dwindled out, everyone get in because they're about to, it's about to happen. We're sitting here and we're watching them go up. There's like a meter. It's like 1,000, 2,000. I was going to take a while to get to the top here. 12,000 feet is where they're going. The guy goes, It'll be around an hour climb to get to 12,000 feet.
Starting point is 00:07:57 And all of us go, oh, he all stood up and left. No one watched it except for Ken. He had to text us updates on what happened. That was the funniest thing. Yeah, he goes, about 50 minutes approximately. And literally everyone just goes. The worst retention ever. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:08:14 What the fuck were they doing? And then. And then I was. The worst part, it doesn't work. Yeah, I get back. Ken, did it work? No. No.
Starting point is 00:08:23 They didn't even show the plane crashing. That's bullshit, dude. Yeah, so they put it in a nosedive and you see them both go and then they bail out of the planes fast, dude. It was like nose dive out. And then other buddies, the blue plane just started spiraling. And then they just cut right to the other one. Buddy in the gray plane who was supposed to get in the blue plane is like, fuck, where's my plane? So he just skydived down.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. And then buddy from the blue plane got in the gray plane. So he made it. Was it like kind of seamless? The guy going into the other one though? Like, was it pretty... They didn't really show it that well. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I saw a clip of it, but it was cool. They missed a shot, too. The one dude still ended up going into the plane, and it was just like, he kind of like dropped and then dropped back and then just shot in. Yeah. It was pretty cool. You talk about the risk of the propeller. Like, you overshoot, boom!
Starting point is 00:09:12 Yeah, I think they... Oh, the engine was on autopilot. It's still propelling, though, because from the wind, I'd assume. Cut the engine off and it's just... Locks it. And then it just spins like... Oh, it'll have hurt. I guess that.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I don't know if you guys heard that, but Ken was saying that they cut the engines, so it shouldn't be spinning. But still, you think that they're one of their, one of their biggest goals, though, like, don't hit the propeller, you know, like skydiving in, don't hit the propeller. Don't get hip on the front of the plane. Imagine if you skydived in and you came in a little too hot and you end up making it in, but you hit your head on it or something like that. Knocked out. Then you're just dead. But yeah, so they caught the cameras of the blue plane. And they're like, oh, the parachute has deployed successfully and the blue plane will make a safe landing.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Yeah. That's all they say. Then they show the gray plane the whole way down, buddy skydiving. Then stuff comes out on Reddit of the blue plane just mangled in the ground. Then there was footage that came out of when the parachute deployed and it deployed like 50 feet above the ground. Like it was like ground was in the shot, planes right there. Just like parachute pops out, boom. I don't know why they're so mad about because I guess the FFA got involved.
Starting point is 00:10:18 FAA. FAA, not the future farmer. Farmers of America, FAA. FFAA stepped in. Future Farmers of America were promised about the cows. The soil. No, the FAA got involved. I guess now there's some backlash.
Starting point is 00:10:33 There's some kind of deal going on where they are mad at Red Bull. I was like, how'd they even let this happen? Red Bull is so corporate. Very surprised. You think they would have permits for everything. And Ken was telling me that they actually got in trouble for leaving their aircraft unpilited, even if it was for a short amount of time. It wasn't necessarily the crash.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I mean, it is a pretty... It was a thing. That was what they were doing. Again, their corporate, they get that shit checked off. Could you imagine you do it? And you're like, Red Bulls got me.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Everything is set up. They did everything for me. It's great. And then you get down, they're like, yeah, you're actually going to go to jail and lose your pilot's license
Starting point is 00:11:10 and your skydiving license. Everyone at Red Bull is just like giving them like the cold shoulder. Like, dude, I told you not to do it. Why did you have the camera then? Well, we knew that you were going to do it, so we wanted to film it. I thought we were in this together.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Just to prove that we weren't involved. Why did you make it a four-hour special? Why was it on TV? Dude, I'm definitely hoping they do it again. I mean, I'm going to just wait to watch the replay. I'm not getting suckered into that shit again. I'll catch the updates on Instagram, yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Why were they trying to cover up the plane crashing? Like, I didn't even know it had a parachute, but it did have a parachute. It was the most boring fucking program. And then the best part, besides. For them possibly landing it, they just cut it. They're like, yeah, we don't want to show that. Let's just make this the slowest, longest, waste of time. And then just really blue ball them.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Like Ben. Speaking of which, it was nice to see that other people had problems with their nuts. It seemed to be more common, dude. It was actually a lot more common than I would have expected. I thought, well, CJ, thought, too, he was like, yeah, tons of people have hairline issues. Like, that's a good thing. But who knew that everybody had issues with their balls? There was more issues with their nuts than.
Starting point is 00:12:19 the hairline. I think it was just like the people that had issues with their nuts were probably more open to talk about it than people that had hairline issues. Yeah. Talk about your balls. Not you. Oh, I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We do another 30 minutes special. Yeah, like Manscape listening to this and they're like, hell yeah. Someone at my dermatology office found out about it and now they all listen to it. And I was cracking some, you know, a little iffy jokes. It's fine. Whatever. A little awkward. I was cracking the joke about all the wood.
Starting point is 00:12:49 woman being in there while I was naked. Oh. Which didn't happen, like I said already, but it was a joke, but. So they're going to use the big needle when you get back? And then also, also, we all need to get our testosterone tested. I want to do that. Like, get it all tested up. Sure.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah. I think we should do that. I want to see who's got access. I want to see who's got excess. Who's got the least? I probably have like 69%. Testosterone. How many?
Starting point is 00:13:18 69%. I don't know if they go on percentages. I don't know. I think they more so do it in my counts, like 1,100 tie. What? Ty. Like an 1100 count is high. Did you guys do your tie?
Starting point is 00:13:31 I heard Thai or tie? Oh, sorry. Also on the topic of this, our friend Ryan, jet ski, Ryan, he made the razor with the jet skis on it. His wife owns a plastic surgeon in the place. He listened to the podcast and he texted me and he said, yo, if you guys ever want to do some kind of video bit where like we do like the PRP thing or something like that for CJ's hair or something.
Starting point is 00:13:53 And I was like, what about penis enlargements? Oh, my gosh. It's a thing. You can do that. Really? Yeah, I said, what if we surprised one of the boys with a penis enlargerent? How do we document? What did he say?
Starting point is 00:14:04 And he goes, dude, I've been trying to talk him into doing that for years, but they haven't, they haven't agreed yet. That's fine. We'll be the test for us. I'm so down for the free PRP treatments and also getting your nuts fixed. We get it for free And we get to go to Miami Sounds like a great excuse to go to Florida
Starting point is 00:14:22 And we got jet skiing Yeah we get to hang out with Ryan We get to hang out with Jetsky Ryan We just have so many nicknames for everyone So Ryan is Ryan And then we have Jetsky Ryan Who is a whole other Ryan Who is also me kind of
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah but Ever since we At one point For a short stint We met the real deal Yeah the better Jetsky Ryan came in And I hate to say that he replaced you But he just replaced you
Starting point is 00:14:44 No he just replaced Jetsky Ryan Yeah And you miss one trip to Miami with the boys, get replaced. Dude, Jetsky Ryan is the bet. I mean, you're cool too, Ryan, but Jesse Ryan, I would totally love to co-hating that guy. He's listening to this right now, just pumping his tires. For the free PRP. Fuck.
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Starting point is 00:15:39 We're kind of celebrating. Big day. Big day. What's the big day? What's a big day, Ben? Oh, street speed comments. on our last YouTube video, that one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Ben's mentor. Yep. And twin. Ben's mentor and twin. It's always good when you're recognized for existing by somebody that you idolize. Basically, we're talking about how funny it would be if we surprise Ben for, like, his birthday or just surprise Ben with Street Speed. Yeah, I think you guys should.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Both you guys walking around your aviators. People would mistake you for one or they wouldn't be like, oh, Ben, what's up? No, I'm street speed. It sounds like I'm joking when I say that you guys should. should, but I honestly think you guys should. I think he might be too big of a celebrity to get over here, street speed. He might have things to do. We could have a little TRX collab.
Starting point is 00:16:25 You're just like Street Speed Jr. So it's all that we have to say about that. Yeah, I think so. Basically, I didn't come hang out Street Speed Jr. All right, so I don't know if this has came out yet on video. It will have either been out already or it will be coming out next YouTube video. Ken had to get his ears pierce because we did a hot dog eating competition as we talked about previous podcasts
Starting point is 00:16:46 he lost he was supposed to get his nipple pierce but we settled for his earrings to get his ears pierced his ears are black we're not sure what's going on but you might have them infected it's pretty bad
Starting point is 00:16:58 I think it's just internal bleeding from the it's like on the it's like black I think they need to come out but we don't know how to take them out they are getting a little puffy too no Ken just has puffy earlobs
Starting point is 00:17:10 I don't know I think we got to get the Dremel I can't I told you I will cut it off if you want because they don't have like they're not like removable can we need to take them out and get something bigger anyways like he's planning on it no ken looks dope with earrings if he got what it does yeah we need to get much bigger earrings the problem is he got started off with the lamest fucking earrings ever if he could have got some diamond square studs he'd look money i think we take those out and we get you i'm not going to let you touch my my ears i'm gonna go i'm gonna go to the hospital before i let you touch those hey why don't we just
Starting point is 00:17:44 tell them. You think? Just tell him. Is the cameras all getting this? I wasn't a part of this one. The earrings are permanent. Yeah, they're not removable. They've got to come out somehow. No. You would think. I already went through this. This was Ben last night. They're uncutable. I'm just kidding. Titania. It is. Because I, I freaked
Starting point is 00:18:04 out last night when Alex brought up that they were black and I was like, what the fuck? How do I get these out? Like, how do I think I was going to get like the class belt? I honestly, Ken, that had been too far. for us to put permanent earrings in. I don't even know if they make that. I don't think that's a thing. I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:18 I don't blame you for thinking that we possibly did pull that prank on you. I was like, okay, is this going to be like Ben's long con where it's like, okay, it's been a month. Long con. You can take them out and it's just like, oh, kidding, you can't take them out. You have to cut them off. That went through my mind. I mean, Ken, believe it or not, but for some reason, we don't trust you to follow through with our pranks. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:18:45 We normally have to negotiate just like how we did previously. You could have had a nipple pears and you wouldn't have black ears then. I could have had a black nipple then. That's true. It would have been a little less public. Very true. I think the ears are pretty hidden. Hopefully they heal up and you can just rock a dope.
Starting point is 00:19:02 It looks good. It gives you a little spice. It does. I agree. Like Jeff, Jeff's got those ears. Yeah, exactly. A lot of cool people have.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Jake Paul. That's why part of the deal, Ken, was like, you got to, keep these for a month because having earrings isn't that big of a deal like no like eight month old girls little girls they get their ears pierce yeah i don't know about eight month but yeah that does happen dude you can me there's babies with their ears pierce cj's gone from 12 years old eight years old now it's eight months next it's going to be straight out of the they'll do them on babies i'm not saying you should but they do it to their little babies which i don't quite get hold up sick can we verify this that happens all the month old
Starting point is 00:19:39 yeah ben i think you just are very Stupid. What's the point? Kids get into trouble so often, like, especially that young, why would you allow, like,
Starting point is 00:19:53 a little toddler like that that has, like, something that could, you know, sharp and pointy in their ear that they can possibly get it caught on, ripped out.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That just sounds stupid. Fuck, the way you're catching your ear on shit. What do you get in trouble? The way you opened that, it was like the eighth month, and start stabbing something. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:12 that's what I thought, too. No, It was like the eighth month old, like, crawled to the ear piercing place by itself. And it was like a law that, like, you only had to be eight months old to get your ears pierced. No, but they're like, no, but it's like crawling through something, say that the piercing gets caught on something. And it's just, it's not going to know what to do. It's just going to start crying there. It's going to get stuck.
Starting point is 00:20:33 It's a risk. It just sounds stupid. Yeah, that is. It doesn't, exactly. Exactly. And it makes no sense to me why you would have your eight month old yet their ears pierced. I mean, wait. totally like five, ten.
Starting point is 00:20:44 It's definitely stupid. I agree, but it happens. That is the whole main point of it. You guys want to have kids? No. I was thinking today, dogs, you just get some dogs? You don't want to have kids? I mean, not now.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I'm just saying, like, in your lifetime. Maybe later. Dogs. You just get some dogs and just treat them like their kids. Put them in little strollers. Well, you don't have to do that, but you just give them a good life. What about you, Ryan? I don't know, probably not.
Starting point is 00:21:11 He's got a kid, Daisy, the dog. I got Daisy. damn are you guys all three of you guys like anti have kids not anti have kids do your own thing dude but i mean just like in your lifetime i don't foresee myself wanting kids now or not i'm not saying like i want to go have or i don't want to go have a kid right now like because kind of what can't say but like i just don't see myself wanting one eventually too much responsibility you don't turn out like you yeah exactly really yeah of course dude doing the world of favor I don't get it though
Starting point is 00:21:43 Like wouldn't you eventually want to have like A smaller you No Doesn't sound that nice right now I'm not saying right now Why are you guys so stuck on right now I'm saying like Well I don't know how I'll feel in the future
Starting point is 00:21:56 You can get them a little power wheels evil and GTR Does sound kind of dope Whatever you do though Do not have one kid Well yeah that'd be fucked up Yeah I think there's something to be said about Only Childs sorry for all the only childs out there listening right now but my sister-in-law she's an only child in the shows sorry julia how so what do you
Starting point is 00:22:16 mean i guess there is something to be said if if like you can't have more kids but if you just want to have just one kid and that's it and you think that that child like doesn't need any siblings i don't know i feel like there's so much that happens in like the growing process of like fighting with your siblings learning how to share learning how to like not be the only child for attention from your parents and there's like so many things like that where you need a sibling to like learn those like you're not going to learn them i was an only child up until i was in like i think kindergarten or first grade i want a sibling so bad just because it would have taken the attention off of me like i remember feeling awkward it was like always on me then i was a little kid like i genuinely felt awkward then once my little brother jake came along it was nice because it was kind of like finally like i can fucking
Starting point is 00:23:03 there's that too and i also wanted someone to fight with but he was too he was too young So I couldn't fight, and it is worse. I was in third grade. He was three. Also, some only child. I still gave him the gloves. Some only childs are spoiled little brats. They're just like pricks.
Starting point is 00:23:19 What do you think is worse? Only child or having 10 plus kids? 10, 10 kids. We'll say 10. That is, I'd rather, I think it's better off having one. Yeah, I'd say one. I'd say one. 10 kids, you're not able to give them enough attention in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And it costs so much fucking money. Cause you a lot. You need a school bus to get them around. You wouldn't be able to give them any kind of good times. Like, you can't go on a vacation. Barely go out to eat more so. There's definitely a sweet spot. Four is even pushing it.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I feel like two or three. Do you think about that. You need like the infrastructure. You need a bigger house. You need to make more money. You need to put food on the table. You need more bedrooms. You need a bigger car.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah. Just so much like goes into it. And way more time. All these kids are going to want to do stuff. Kiss your free time goodbye. Yep. If I ever have kids at, two, I'm going straight in
Starting point is 00:24:08 and sniping my nuts. Seriously? Fuck, yeah. I would not want any more after that. I'm not going to let him speed bag me like Ben gets, but I'm going to just get them properly done. Two is your number. I would not have any more than two kids.
Starting point is 00:24:25 What if they were like both girls or both boys? It's fine. You don't care. Imagine you end up having three girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But imagine. Or you, like, I mean, two boys. Three girls in 20 years are watching this bag.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Dad was a real asshole in his 20s. That's why we don't talk to him anymore. I'm going back tonight. Well, why do you bring that up the whole kids' conversation, Ben? I mean, yeah, I guess in, like, 10 years. Yeah, 10 years. I would want kids? What would that put you at?
Starting point is 00:25:02 You're 23 now, freshly 23. So you'd be 33. I don't know. It just seems like 30 for me would be like... Good age. Pretty good age. Grat is 32. Then that's fine, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:13 And then if they're like all close in age, because like the closer they are in age, then like the closer they could be. Dude, it's fine. Elon will have a time machine by then. It'll all be good. Man. So, you know what?
Starting point is 00:25:25 I kind of have a thesis. I'm driving into town on Friday yesterday morning. Every single person I passed on, like in our area, in Cormoran and coming across. Pellican, every single person waved at me. And I was thinking to myself, what am I doing differently? What is going on? I realized it's Friday.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Everyone's in a good move because it was Friday. They were all so happy. It was all just pickup trucks going to work, like construction pickup trucks. Everyone was waving at me. Maybe they thought it was like their friend driving in Nissan Ultima. Well, possibly. Everyone's just being friendly because it's. No, I agree.
Starting point is 00:25:59 But I think it was Friday. I think it was Friday. And like the vibes were just so high. Isn't it? Isn't that weird? Yeah, I don't know if I agree with that because the vibes were not high at all yesterday.
Starting point is 00:26:08 It was downpouring. It was terrible weather. It was Friday. It was Friday, though. It didn't matter. Did I agree. I think around here, though? 100%.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Especially around here because a lot of these people are grinding out during the week. But on Friday, they were just happy it was Friday. So they were waving at me and everyone was in a good mood. And I was, hell yeah. People waving at me today. How much do you guys think the weather affects your guys in mood? I mean, I think it helps.
Starting point is 00:26:33 but I feel pretty stable. I feel like it depends on like what you wanted to do that day. Like if you wanted to do something outside and it's just downpouring rain and then it's like, ah, like I can't do that. But if it's like normal, you know, we're working, you know, we're inside all day. It doesn't really change anything, whether or not it's sunny or raining.
Starting point is 00:26:52 If we had to like do something outside and it's nice out, way more fun, way easier to film, you know, the vibes are just better. If we're doing that and it's raining or if the rain is, like pushing us back where we can't do something, then it's like, oh, I go. Yeah. You know, I get over it, but still kind of piss me off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Do you guys think that you're addicted to adrenaline? I don't know if I'm addicted to adrenaline. I think I'm addicted to stimulus. Yeah, I would say stimulus. Okay. I think you guys are in a way because I was reading. And one of the signs of an adrenaline junkie is one being, like, really restless, which both of you two are.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Your legs are always bouncing. You're excited. You're ready to go. Two is pushing things off to the last minute Because you like the adrenaline That you're given by the deadline looming in over you That's true, I can do a lot better work when I have a shit pressure on me I mean definitely I would say I'm a hundred percent
Starting point is 00:27:48 I wouldn't say addicted to it but like I feed off of the adrenaline But it's finding the certain things that give me adrenaline Now I don't want to say comfortable with But there's certain things that will give you a ton of adrenaline that I'm just not comfortable with, like putting myself in that position to get it where it's not worth it at this point. So like there's certain things that are like less risk
Starting point is 00:28:11 but still adrenaline, but it's like less and less and less the more things that we do. You're getting less adrenaline? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I'm getting less adrenaline, but that doesn't mean that I'm like more willing to put myself in a certain situation to get that adrenaline.
Starting point is 00:28:29 So that's why I don't think like I'm addicted to it like I need it like I'll do anything to get it kind of addiction but like yeah I feed off of it like I love that like I love that shit I sometimes feel like when we haven't done anything in a long time I feel like I need something like even if it's just going out and you go ride dirt bike for like 10 minutes just a little something to get the blood flowing and like get yourself excited it helps so much to like flip your mood around I think that's stimulation almost yeah I mean it's a form of stimulation It's just getting like out there and doing something.
Starting point is 00:29:04 It's funny you mentioned that you feel like you need more and more or you have to figure out a different way to get your adrenaline because you feel like you're more callous to it. The way that adrenaline is dispersed in your body is the same way as like runners get runner highs. I'd probably get a runner's high after like a mile. I probably couldn't get it. But I'd probably get it after like a mile. But like marathon runners don't get it to like mile 15 because their body is so used to it.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Well, that's a problem. It's not just us, like everybody. I mean, look at Sydney right now. She's on her phone, not to call you out, Sydney. But you're probably, you're probably scrolling Instagram. Are you scrolling Instagram? Oh, she's not. TikTok.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Okay, she's scrolling another social media. What she's doing is Amazon. That's the exact same thing. Amazon, it's a shopper's addiction. Yeah, she's getting her stimulus fix because it's like you're scrolling. You're like, what's going to be on the next scroll? So how you get addicted to that, for me, I'll use an example. Let's go to Instagram.
Starting point is 00:30:01 You used to post a picture and you'd get 10,000 likes. If you broke 10,000 likes, you're like, holy shit. Like, you're, you know, you're happy immediately when you post a picture. You're sitting there refreshing it, watching the likes coming in. You're like, okay, let's see if this one's going to, this one's doing good. You know, it's fun to watch. Yeah. That's stimulation addiction, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:18 But now, if I got 10,000 likes on a picture, I'd be like, I mean, I wouldn't really care. I'd just be like, damn, that was a bad picture. But so, like, your bar keeps raising. It's just like a drug, you know? Book club on Monday. Gym on Tuesday. Date night on Wednesday. Out on the town on Thursday.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Quiet night in on Friday. It's good to have a routine. And it's good for your eyes too. Because with regular comprehensive eye exams at Specsavers, you'll know just how healthy they are. Visit Spexavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam. I exams provided by independent optometrists. Yeah, do you think that being addicted to adrenaline is bad?
Starting point is 00:31:05 I don't think so unless it's a lot of worse things to be addicted to. Exactly. Unless it like requires you like it gets so bad, you're like, okay, today I have to like go jump in front of a car, like do something dangerous. Like you set a very logical way of like, yeah, no, I know that I can't get it doing unsafe things. So I have to figure out ways to get it safely. But I feel like if you were like constantly doing unsafe things, then it could be a bad
Starting point is 00:31:28 addiction. Yeah, I agree with that for sure. Yeah, there is so many things, too, that used to, you know, I used to just get the most adrenaline off of it or, like, you know, riding dirt bikes, riding snowmobiles. We've done so much of that. It just doesn't, like, hit the same like it used to. It's a normal activity now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:47 And, like, the scary part now that we've done so many things and we continue to do, like, a little bit more and a little bit more. And, like, shit's getting, like, more expensive. I guess that's like a form of adrenaline like almost like breaking something and being like oh my God fuck you more just like the risk of something going wrong something going wrong yeah yeah and that so like the more you do like the bigger risk it is not necessarily for hurting yourself wise but like monetary wise it's a gamble it's like oh when it goes right you're like thank God you know like when I ran my Lamborghini out of gas and
Starting point is 00:32:30 And after it turned back on after that, I was like, oh, that was a pretty good feeling. Oh, thank you. Thank you. But then I started reflecting back on it. And I was like, that really, really got my heart going. Like that got me feeling some type of way that most things, like, really don't. Not that I was like, I need more of that. I almost appreciate now normalcy after something like that happens.
Starting point is 00:32:55 So you have like a mass influx of it. and then you go back to normal and for a moment like that you can reflect back on it and be like I kind of like normal right now you know it's probably like the same thing as like when you're speeding just in general anybody at home speeding
Starting point is 00:33:13 and then you see a cop and then you go and you're like heart start tracing like oh shit you slow down you hit the brakes and you cruise by them you look you're looking in your rear of your mirror and then the cop keeps going and you go all right I maybe don't need to speed and then one minute later back it down and then maybe well yeah you do that kind of shit but it would
Starting point is 00:33:33 just take something like that for me to just be like all right back to 55 yeah set set the cruise set the cruise let it go exactly I got chill I got I tried and I got lucky and then one minute later you're going back double the speed if you're me you guys think you're addicted to social media you kind of talked about it refreshing like the likes and watching it like that but like just solely focus on social media. I'm pretty aware of it. So if I have something I need to get done, then I just try to make sure I'm not getting caught up in it.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Because it's so easy to get a text message, you open the text, you answer it, and then for some reason you just click Instagram without even knowing. Yeah. You're on Instagram, and next thing you know, you're sucked in. You just wasted 15 minutes. You could have been 15 minutes ahead. So easy.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Doing whatever it was you were supposed to be doing. You got that Instagram notification. This person shared this, and you look at it, and then you're like swipe back, and it's like, oh, look at this thing. I turned off all of my notifications for stuff like that. Really, if you were. want to get a hold of me the only way you could is if you called or text me dude i put my instagram uh app icon like on the last page of my scrolling apps yeah i have mine in the don't
Starting point is 00:34:40 open folder okay yeah i got mine in a different page okay so i tried to hide it the best i could so it's just out of sight out of mind and then i found myself just slowly just swiping up on it and just looking at instagram and now i just now it's now every time i want to open instagram i just have to swipe up and it's the first uh serious suggestion and it's like dude i tried i try but i'm an addict and i just like subconsciously found a way to just make it convenient again i found myself getting way more irritable when i'm on social media more like if we have a day where i'm not we're not doing anything like we're waiting for this waiting for that i'm always just pulling on my phone checking it i get like almost like i'm almost like
Starting point is 00:35:27 like wound up and you're like wound up like waiting for the next thing and then in real life when it never happens because you're always getting it on instagram you're always getting a funny tic-tok of funny real whatever and then you go back to real life and you're just like oh and then you pick your phone back out scroll a little bit put it away and you just like work yourself up have you ever tried putting like the screen time limits on there so you can only look at it for 30 minutes a day well that's the thing i don't feel like i like if i want to stop i could as every addict has ever said ever but I mean like I don't I just try to be conscious of that on a day when we're not doing it and go all right I just got to put the phone away I got to like focus on something I feel like it helps where it's like okay like I feel like I haven't looked at it that much then you hit that limit and you're like holy crap I haven't done anything guess I have I already hit that 30 minute limit on there I there's no reason to like go past that thing dude TikTok is the worst at that it's so easy to get sucked into TikTok and then spend like three hours on it when you meant to just look at one. because honestly I never watched TikTok just because I know how easily addicted to it I would be self-aware
Starting point is 00:36:33 That's why I never downloaded it and so yeah honestly I should I should just delete it And I'm pretty good about it until one of you guys sends a TikTok in in the group chat Yeah like 50% of the time I don't watch it just because I know the road that it'll leave me down Every time I do I spend like an hour on it just scrolling it's so easy to kill and then I'll find a good one I'll send it in the group chat I'm like God damn, no, I'm that guy. Starting the cycle over, dude. Dude, Alondra will watch it before bed. For how many hours?
Starting point is 00:37:03 At least, like, instead of watching TV, she's like, let's watch TikTok and we'll log like 45 hours or 45 hours. Oh, holy. 45 minutes pretty easily. And then when you try to go to bed, you're too stimulated. I'm like, we cannot watch TikTok before bed because then you get all riled up and then you can't go to bed. Yeah, I do that same stuff too.
Starting point is 00:37:23 And I hate myself for it, but I look at Instagram. And or I'll go through and read, you know, YouTube comments or just like constantly things that you kind of have to like like be conscious of like, you know, it's just not like mindless. I guess scrolling Instagram or TikTok is kind of mindless. But you're at least like present, right? Whereas if I really want to fall asleep early, it's almost works better for me to listen to something than to just completely shut it off. So I'll throw on like like an Elon Musk documentary or something like like something that you can just listen to. right and that's kind of just like peaceful or like a good podcast but i i have to pick and choose which podcast i listen to because some of them are like funny and and you like kind of want to listen
Starting point is 00:38:06 to it right whereas if it's just if is elan just talking about like space travel then i can just you know turn it's boring yeah it's got to just you know i don't know what he's talking about exactly i do that i probably fall asleep to something like six days a week i i think it's almost easier to sit on the couch, scroll on your phone, watch TV, whatever, and then go to bed and not let yourself do that in bed. I agree. You're not moving spaces, and it keeps your mind in that kind of like, like trait of thought, and you just can't stop doing it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Bed is a sleepy time zone. Go to bed, you sleep. I'm fine. Get up, and then you go somewhere else. Yeah, I'm so bad about that. I wake up, I wake up, and I'll check my phone in the morning, too. I never check my phone until I'm out of the shower. Really?
Starting point is 00:38:53 I mean, I'll check it as I'm walking. to my bathroom, but, like, I don't lay in bed on my phone because it's a terrible way to start your morning. It kind of is. It is. I do that all the time. It's so slow. It's a terrible way. I'll check my stocks or my crypto in the morning, and then that just pisses me off. It just starts me off in the worst way. Hey, what's your guys is screen time? Sorry to go back to this, but I'm curious, what's everyone's, like, weekly screen time or daily screen time. Just to be clear, I think screen time, before we even get into this, I think screen time is a joke because I watch YouTube on my phone.
Starting point is 00:39:26 So I'll probably watch an hour of YouTube before I go to bed just because I'm fucking watching whatever video. So that's way different. That adds a whole hour versus sitting there popping out in the day scrolling. Ken, I grab your phone. You ain't getting away from this one. Ken doesn't want to show it. Yeah, Ken. I did by the week.
Starting point is 00:39:43 You got four hours and 20 minutes on my phone. Daily average. Nice. And I spend six and a half hours on Instagram this week. Mine's not on. I don't know why i would i would show it but i think it was like giving me notifications and i don't like getting notifications so i turned it off six and a half hours six and a half hours is ken's weekly average ken's spending a full school day on you're at five hours you're not that far yeah it's really not
Starting point is 00:40:13 that far off it's really isn't anyway yeah just a lot of time a lot of time spent on the phone It's so tough because now it's like you can't really do anything without using your phone nowadays almost. Exactly. You know, like you got to do an email. You got to call someone. You got to do a FaceTime call. You got to, you got to, you know, it's always something. It's like yesterday we had our YouTube comments get hit by spam bots.
Starting point is 00:40:35 And I'm here trying to go through like clear all this stuff, block accounts, do all this stuff. It's like, I wish I would have brought my laptop home. To protect the viewer. So you guys. Yeah, because they're saying they want a truck and they just need five of that. I know. You're fucking. Like, that is the dumbest shit.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Unfortunately, though, people do fall for it. And I'm sorry, but you guys must have been born yesterday if you're falling for that. Like, just not an official account. It looks so spammy too. And they're like, hey, congratulations, you want to talk. And every single other person fucking on the comments section 1-1, and they're hitting them back and be like, you know, I gave him my information. Like, there's no way, like, if you are with it that you think this is real.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Right. Can I bring it back to the crypto thing? I want to, it seems like we do have a pretty decent portion of this podcast that are into crypto. So I want to do a versus question on it. I think it would be an interesting versus question. Do you, do you, so right now Bitcoin is sitting at $38,475. Do you guys think in the next week it will rise above $40,000 or it will continue to go down or stay the same in that? So download the Versus app, follow us at Sea Boys TV.
Starting point is 00:41:51 I'll have the question on there. You can either put some money up on it or you can just play for free and then it's interesting to see the results, but it's like a good way to run a poll. Whatever I think it'll do, it'll do the opposite. You should think that. You just let me know which one you do. I feel like Ben right here, but that's how it goes. I'm very unbothered by what the cryptocurrency market does because if it goes up,
Starting point is 00:42:13 I go great. And if it goes down, I go, great. I just buy more. I don't know why. It's such a long-term play. It doesn't, I can't plan on selling. I don't sell, but it still is like, it bothers me. Then it goes up and I'm like, yes, I made money today.
Starting point is 00:42:25 And it goes down. I'm like, honestly, it almost bothers me more when it goes up because then I'm like, I just missed out on an opportunity to get in at cheap price. But it always comes down. There's so many opportunities. The best thing I ever saw was when it goes up 20% don't feel 20% smarter. When it goes down 20% don't feel 20% stupider. Put money into it.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Forget it. exist so i got a pretty funny story for you guys every friday lately i've had like stuff to do and it seems like Fridays are kind of like our half day so i buzz in the fargo in the morning and i'll do whatever i need to do um and it's become just like habit for me to go to crisp and green it's this salad place you've been green yeah crisp and green it's like a build your own salad place super good dude you could eat one of their salads and it'll fill you up for the whole day i've become almost a regular One week short of being a regular there. They start, they're recognizing me coming through.
Starting point is 00:43:19 One week short? Like, if I go next Friday, at that point, I will be inducted into the regulars. Got a punch card? Yeah, is there a punch card? I don't know, but I'm sure they're going to give me something. Maybe, like, I don't, I don't fucking know yet, but it's probably going to be really awesome. Okay. It's a real funny story because I've become this regular at this salad place.
Starting point is 00:43:40 Well, not yet. Damn near. You're a week. I'm a week away. We'll see what happens, but I'm a consistent guy. so I think I'll be inducted. Anyways, I didn't know what crisp and green was until my girlfriend introduced me to it. She's like, yeah, did you hear Fargo got a crispy green?
Starting point is 00:43:59 I thought she said crispy cream. And I go, no way? And she goes, yeah, it's so good. Like, so fresh. Like, I just, like, I can't even describe you. It's just, like, so nice and fresh. Like, she was describing it as fresh. And I was like, oh, I love a fresh donut.
Starting point is 00:44:19 You love crispy cream donuts. All I'm envisioning is fresh donuts going off the press. His mouth is just watering. I'm like, what are you doing? Let's go right now. That sounds great. Let's go right now. She goes, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:32 I've been stoked. She was, I'm sure she was confused because I've never been so excited for a salad in my life. And she's always trying to eat healthy and stuff. So I'm like, well, let's go right now. We're driving over there. I'm all thinking I'm getting donuts. I'm like hot donuts. I'm probably planning on putting down four to five of these things.
Starting point is 00:44:51 We show up and it's like there's all these little, it's like a shopping mall thing and there's like a couple other buildings. I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck is this thing? I do not see a crispy cream anywhere. I'm like, where the fuck? And she goes right there. I look, it's this crispy green.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I go, I literally could not describe. I go, crisp and green. What the, what? I thought you said Krispy cream And she, I mean, she was pretty disappointed Did you eat it? Well, she's like, well, come on, we got to try it so we get in there Fuck this plane.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Dude, I was so under, like, I mean, I walked in there. I'm sure they were like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? I got to build my own salad. I'm like, yeah, sure, whatever. I'll get the ice lettuce, you know. Ice lettuce. Iceberg lettuce. And we sit down and ends up being really fucking good.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Probably better than Krispy. cream so I would turn the page so whenever we're traveling and we see a crispy cream I have to go and probably like at least put down two to three but back in the day Fargo which is like a city 40 minutes from here they had a crispy cream there and there was like a press and it was like you could watch the donuts being made and there's glass and I remember every time you walked in they had a person giving out free donuts well you would get a free donut just seemed counterproductive to make sales? No, because people that go into Krispy Kreme are playing on eating probably 12. What? Back in the day. They were giving out free don't. Dude, that's why they went on a business. It's like if you went to Subway and they like give you a free, like, hey, here's a six-inch sandwich on the way in.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I just have this memory. You guys, I was a little kid. This is my birthday. You'd bring in like donuts or cookies or cupcakes to the class. Obviously mine was donuts because I love donuts. And we went there and I was watching. And I was watching the donuts flip off the press and go under the glaze. And I had like a hot donut.
Starting point is 00:46:51 And it was one of the best donuts I ever had my life. Dude, can we get an encounter? How many times CJ said fucking donut? It was just anyways. So that's, that was the emotion that strikes me when she said, yeah, the Krispy Kreme in town. I was thinking we're going to go have a hot donut. It's been 20 years. and probably 15 years
Starting point is 00:47:14 I spent 15 years since I had a hot donut from Krispy Cream and I was we dropped everything we were doing and went straight there I can't imagine the disappointment Alex is probably thinking I've never thought he'd be so excited to get a salad It was really funny when we got there but What was your go-to Krispy Cream donut? Dude just anything I mean like obviously a glaze he can't go wrong with
Starting point is 00:47:39 I feel like that's the staple at Krispy Cream but obviously you can do a chocolate glazed or they even had blueberry you know what just don't hit walmart donuts i think you're pretty damn good you take that fucking back right now you take that back right now okay or three of them every time ryan gets them take it back the walmart glazed donuts decent not half bad but walmart chocolate donuts i think are total ass i hate those things yeah ken does when we were on the rv trip i go to go buy donuts and ken goes i literally bought like a 24 pack of of donuts and Ken goes by another 24 pack of glaze and I go Ken we already got the chocolate
Starting point is 00:48:18 goes I don't like chocolate I'm like we're gonna eat 48 donuts it was a six pack it was tiny it was bigger in that bro and I think we did I think we did no we just got one I made him put it back I made him put it back I was like we do none of us need this many donuts at our fingertips we're getting chubby I'm getting chubby Ben's getting chubby I mean we're all getting not anymore though I peaked I peaked chubby and I'm going downhill from here you're still chubby though but it's getting better i was sorry bro you're you're at a plateau i'll give you that it plateaued but every plateau has to have a dip at something i need to figure out how to lose my face fat yeah i agree that's like i honestly i haven't put on really any weight in the last like three years
Starting point is 00:49:01 like i've kind of like tapped out like at one 60-ish oh he been big no but it has it's just fucking gone to my face dude i work out all the time but yeah it's my face i don't know how you fucking lose that yeah you want to what it is it's from drinking yeah yeah i see excess drinking well it's beer we can't stop we can stop i know i just don't want to but i was looking up and it's just from the booze dude that's beer is it alcohol consumption goes to your face makes it all i think it's just anything dude summer season coming though you could start doing meth if you're on meth do you just stop eating i don't think they i think the adderall does that too like there's we we could there's steps before math i think they basically just they
Starting point is 00:49:42 take all their money and just to buy more meth, they don't eat. Oh. How to lose face fat. Eight effective tips. Do facial expressions. Like, what are we going to start working out our fucking face? Second one, add cardio to your routine. I already did that. I feel like I'm running
Starting point is 00:50:00 quite a bit. Half a mile. Each time I go to workout, I run half a mile. It's not that much. Then all of you guys should go get on the treadmill with me because I guarantee you. Last time I worked out at SNAP where they have a treadmill. I ran two miles. You sure those weren't kilometers? Drink more water.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I feel like I drank a lot of water. And then the fourth thing is limit alcohol consumption. Cut back on that. You just keep scrolling. There's got to be more. What else can we do? On refined carbs. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Well, damn. Guess we're going to be fat. On my research of adrenaline, I had done a little bit more going back to that, but it does tie it with this. If you're going on a date, you know, you're maybe getting a little tubby like us. Adrenaline is actually proven to make two people like each other.
Starting point is 00:50:47 So that means if you're going on a date and you on the way there, almost getting a car accident, it is proven that that adrenaline rush will make the two of you like each other more. Or she'll just hate your driving. She might do that. But I feel like there's probably better ways to maybe get adrenaline. There is. And there's better ways to lose your face fat.
Starting point is 00:51:07 But I'm just saying, there's not much better way to make a girl like you. but no adrenaline actually makes two people bond the feeling of almost dying together will bring you closer together so if you guys are going on a date at home just give a quick you know just a quick jerk into the oncoming lane yeah i promise she'll fall in love with you dude i'm so glad i don't have to date around anymore do that shit that's sucked i haven't gone on a date a first date in seven years i don't know why i laughed at that but it seems like a really time, bro.
Starting point is 00:51:41 What do you even talk about? Exactly. How's that go? It's just kind of boring and like you just, you don't really know each other because both here are just putting a front on trying to act like cool and nice and like chill. How do you ask a girl on a date? If you were, okay, all right. Let's roll play here.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Ken, Ken, ask me on a date. Hey, you want to go on a date? No. No. You are a guy. Don't do a voice. It's going to make it weirder.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Just, Ken, normally. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? No, do it to Ben. You're asking Ben on a day. Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Uh, I don't know. You want to go get a bite to eat?
Starting point is 00:52:18 Uh, what time? I don't know. What time are you free? Two? Sure. I don't fucking know. It's so awkward. That was good.
Starting point is 00:52:31 That was great. Why don't you give up on that? Just don't do the, I don't fucking know. Right after the girl says the, after she said yes. That was good. That was great. Now, Ryan, you have. See, Jay on a date.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Hey, bro. I like your vibe. What are you doing later? Nothing. Good. Are we friends? We're going on a date now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:55 Pick you up at six. Sounds good. Oh, you think there's something to be said about being like, like not asking them to go on a date, but telling them you're going on a date? I don't know about that aggressively, but I guarantee that all of our girlfriends,
Starting point is 00:53:08 if you called them and you went, hey, put on something. They're a girlfriend. I know. But you called them and you said, hey, put on something nice. At 6 o'clock, we're going out to dinner. I picked a place. They would like that.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah, they'd love it. Yeah, exactly. So there is a bit of a little thing in it. I think you just got to ask, honestly, if you're a single guy. I guess I... That would be the first step. Well, I mean, but a lot of people just sit there and ponder. They ponder the question.
Starting point is 00:53:34 They sit back and they don't do it. They overanalyze. It's pretty fucking simple. You go up to her after you got to break the ice, though. You got to be like, you know, you got to kind of have it evident that she's somewhat into you, you know, what I'm saying? Not just some random girl that you just met. If she's clearly trying to talk to you, she's probably a little bit into you. You figure out if she's single or not.
Starting point is 00:53:55 And then you just say, hey, what are you doing? What do you? Or you don't even do that. You could even just DM her. That would be fucking simple. At the bar. If you're at the same bar as her. No, if you're at a place, just shoot her a DM and then wait until she looks at it.
Starting point is 00:54:10 looks up at you and then just smile and then as soon as she looks at you just run the other way no um all you got to do is just just DM them so yeah let's say you meet and things go well then and you're not playing too serious don't come on too strong because if come on too strong you're just fucking creepy yeah play it chill let them come to you almost act like you're too cool come to them act like you act like you're not interested are you coming to them or are they come to you because what if they don't DM you no you DM them after what do you mean though no so let's say we're at the bar there's this girl there and ken likes her she is you don't know if she likes him he's just got to position himself kind of around her but not come off strong play it cool so he's playing it
Starting point is 00:54:56 cool he's he's kind of in the vicinity yeah he's in her mind in the back of her mind you know kind of knows who he is ken plays it cool she's like you know ken he was he's a chill guy like he's he was easy to hang around i like him He was always standing at me standing in the corner. And fucking a week later or whatever, you know, he maybe followed him. Don't fucking follow her right after you leave, maybe. But maybe the next day or two, you follow her.
Starting point is 00:55:22 Then you like a couple pictures. If you're really smart, you go and somehow get back in the vicinity again, hang around a little more, maybe talk a little bit more to her. And then after you could hit her up and be like, hey, you want to go grab a bite to eat sometime. Simple. That's the way to do it smoothly. You know what I think.
Starting point is 00:55:40 a better way to do it than that. There's so many different ways. Hold DM. Swipe up on a story. Yeah, you got to swipe on a story. Yeah, you got to play it cool though. Yeah, you know, because then that's almost like you're funny. Yeah. If she doesn't follow you back, do you just abandon all plans?
Starting point is 00:55:56 Yeah. Yeah. I would say so, yeah. Well, you could like some of her pictures. Maybe she missed it. But I guess it depends how many followers she has. If you were to just go and like a bunch of pictures, that's kind of like, oh, this dude's clearly interesting.
Starting point is 00:56:10 me you know that's pretty creepy don't do that don't do that i i feel i think you go in and throw in a couple not like i don't know two months ago i guess it depends how you are as a person none of this is applicable it's so it's so subjective in my opinion i think a lot of it's applicable no i think it is i'm just saying there's so many different ways so if this doesn't fit you and the way that you feel that you can best do it don't don't follow our advice but or do Continue. Let us know how it goes. I feel like if you like an old picture, one is fine.
Starting point is 00:56:44 Well, that's kind of just weird, though, because then you're creepy. But it's like, oh, I was like wiping. I might have accidentally clicked. 16 at the time is from 2014. No. But the second you start like liking every single picture. No, and not that either. There's a balance.
Starting point is 00:56:57 That's creepy. You go follow them. You see them in the bar. You talk to them. Things go well. You go follow them. Maybe you like one or two pictures. You go back maybe like four pictures or five.
Starting point is 00:57:08 The first pop, you don't scroll looking for one of her in a bikini from last summer. You get the first couple. The specific one to accidentally like? I feel like. And that DM her, sorry, I didn't mean to like that picture. I actually don't like it. One accidental like is fine, though, from a while ago. Once you get more than that, that's an accidental like, and that's kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:57:28 But once you start, like, liking all the old ones. What are you guys? I don't know. Cindy, can we get an opinion from a woman here? All right, this is Ryan's little sister, Sydney. Okay, I think there's definitely two ways to do it. Talk into the mic, please. There's two ways you can go about it and you can go about it,
Starting point is 00:57:46 like the douchebaggy your way or like have a little mystery to it. Or you could just be straight up, which I think more guys lean towards like the douchebaggy, like play it cool. Don't like go directly up to them. So, so let's just call this the CJ. Hold on. One second, though.
Starting point is 00:58:08 One second. I actually have a little bit more thought into this now. It's about reading the vibe. If she's throwing herself at you, you've got to just be so straightforward. If she's not, then you got to play it, you know, you got to play it safe. I think everyone likes to just be approached. Like if you're just approached and like, he's like, hey, it was really nice to get to know you.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Maybe we should go out to eat or we should hang out. Simple. You know, like that. And then if she's like, yeah, sure. Then you start talking more and see where it goes. You don't know, you don't have to like like your pictures from like. Yeah, I think that's getting a little bit weird. Or, like, everyone thinks they have to do that.
Starting point is 00:58:42 So now it's not so common to just be like, hey, that was a nice time we had. I think it's all about reading the vibe. I really do. Because if she was super clearly into you and throwing herself at you, you need to just be like, what's up, baby? Can there be a difference to you into and throwing themselves at you? Like, there's, that's such a wide. If she's throwing herself out of you, you're probably just going to hit the road right there. I don't know, but.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Any other question? Kenjamin, you can take my spot. Oh, I've never sat on this side. Oh, my God. Good. All right. So, Sid, Ken meets a chick at the bar. You know how Ken is.
Starting point is 00:59:20 CJ, you know, let's just assume that he isn't pulling the CJ route of ignoring her and planning on hitting her with a DM later. That's not my route. It is, bro. Ignoring her. Unless she's throwing her butt hole at you or something. Okay, this is coming off way too wrong. Yep, just put yourself in the vicinity of her multiple times, but ignore her.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Pretent she doesn't exist. Then like her pictures. Bump into her. That did not come off right. Bump into her, but don't like be flexing when you do it, so you just walk right through her. Get serious.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Bump into her, spill her drink, and then don't buy her a new one. All right, okay. So you know how Ken operates, right? So let's just say that we run into a chick at the bar. Okay? And this girl, cute girl, easy to talk to, and she's just talking to the whole crew, and she talks to Ken a little bit,
Starting point is 01:00:30 but isn't, like, necessarily one-on-one, but, like, talking amongst the whole group, but, like, you know, if you're like viving like you're like you're just viving with somebody right what's like the step that Ken would take then after that okay well Ken's good at having a conversation
Starting point is 01:00:48 like he can pretty much find a conversation about anything yeah so I think like as long as they find something in like common or something similar that they want to talk about that can lead him like away from the group it's like oh they're both passionate about something let's talk more about this one on one
Starting point is 01:01:04 okay away from the group not like I mean there's still like with the group but it's like you can definitely tell them but it's more of like an intimate like personal conversation like it's their conversation that maybe the group chimes in on even a little bit separate kind of yeah got it okay cool then you just leave it at that and then hit them with the DM like it was nice to meet you or or like where do you go from there if it's their first time meeting I think like Ken just straight up being like I should get your number we should talk more or Snapchat something like while they're there because then like
Starting point is 01:01:37 that's the vibe from the first time it happens. You know what I mean? Oh, like you almost set the tone. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Like you get her number right away. And then like maybe you don't text that night, but like in the morning, you're like,
Starting point is 01:01:50 hey, it was really nice to meet you or it was really nice, whatever. And then you just talk. Like you don't need to ask her on a date right away. But you just like, you know, slowly talk, work into the conversation of like, hey, what are you doing tonight? My friends and I are going out, you should come. And maybe if you don't want to like directly be like one-on-one, let's go on a date. Maybe you invite her down with the friends.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Yeah, that's true. That's what I do with my girlfriend, Greta, the first time we were ever, like, hanging out, I guess, like me inviting her to something. I was just like, hey, we're having a party tonight. You and your friend should come. Yeah. And then they did.
Starting point is 01:02:21 They pulled up at 2.30 in the morning. Right. And then you kind of know, like, if she vibes with your group, too, because that's hard, like, if you hang out with a girl one-on-one, like you guys are very different. You know what I mean? Like, you guys are always together. Right.
Starting point is 01:02:33 So it's, like, important that she knows that. It's a package deal. It's a package. Actually, though, yeah, it is the squad kind of comes with it. Do you think that it would be easier if it's like somebody that you already know, but then to just get like a little bit more like intimate or like personal with them if you like kind of already like like like them or just like start fresh like new person like. I mean, I think either is fine.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Yeah, that's probably a bad question. There is something nice about someone new though. Right, right. Because then you just start fresh, you know. No expectations. There's no like, oh, yeah. Yeah, we went to elementary school together type deal. Yeah, whatever you're into.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Got it. All right. C. Boys, Life Wide Open podcast, dating advice. Kind of went down the rabbit hole on that one. Thank you, Sydney. Yeah, you're welcome. You said. Don't list anything I said.
Starting point is 01:03:23 But, hey, or you could pull the CJ route because it worked for him, and, I mean, he's got a girlfriend, so clearly did something. I did not say any of that right. You got to, I was just fucking with you. It's all going off the vibes. You got to read the situation and know how to ask. there's a different route you got to take for every situation and maybe you don't even want to date the girl that's coming at you hard which normally you wouldn't want to forget about it we're done for the podcast today unless you guys have anything else you want to say everybody got some good dating advice i don't know about good but you got dating you got dating advice you can go home try them out let us know if you want to try the cj the sydney the ben i guess i didn't give my advice but the ryan you go try it out let us know how it works maybe how have a kid or two or three depending on what you think is don't have nine or one let us know
Starting point is 01:04:12 don't have one how many kids are the right to have thank you so much everybody peace all right sorry david for being an only child

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