Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evan Quit Drinking, Ken’s Entering A Bodybuilding Competition, Ungrateful Giveaway Winners

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

In this episode Ken’s past life as an appliance repair man is revealed, we wonder how we survive in freezing temps, especially with CJ and Kens house having a gas leak. Then we convince Ken to enter a bodybuilding competition, and CJ talks about his day with a Russian truck driver, and our giveaway winners bland reactions. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN #Ridgepod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You just have to have some kind of decency and respect in... What? Mike's about to unofficially break a world record with him. Don't got a perm, bro. He looks like fucking Napoleon Dynamite. He got to sound like 3 NDAs. Even if I wanted to say something, I literally... He's locked.

I'm not, like, trying to figure out if he's attractive or not, but do people in general? What change now that you're not on the juice? I was kind of sick when we got back from Florida. which made me not want to drink. Dude, good job, Ev. I'm proud of you for that. It's been like three days.

I'm back to day, zero. I mean, we're potentially going out to get some drinks with Travis Ostrana, and you're saying no. Yeah. That's a lot of self-control that you wouldn't have had four days ago. I'm proud of you. I really am. I couldn't even say no last night when I went out to dinner.

They were like, you want a winter meal? And I was like, yeah, absolutely. And I mean, plus, I'm trying to hit the vintage ride. I'm trying to ride some snowmobiles this weekend. I feel like Evan's got plans back home That's why he's trying to He's really turning it down to go hang with his boys But not because he doesn't want to

It's a multiple factory thing We can just assume it's for the For the alcohol of reason If I was sober for a whole year I would break it to have a beer with Travis Pastrana Yeah I feel like that's a pretty solid reason Yeah like that's a reason that's worth doing it Pretty cool

I mean like the younger you would be Absolutely appalled Can you imagine that you turn that opportunity down. Can you imagine telling 13-year-old you? You're like, Travis is going to call you up for a beer later today and you're going to say no. Yeah, me and CJ were actually talking about this. So the other day, Travis Pistrana texted Micah and was like, hey, I'm in your guys' area. Out of the blue. I'm in your guys' area. Can I come to your guys' shop and check it out? And like, it's bizarre for two reasons. The first one being, nobody texts us and just says,

hey, I'm in your area. I'm going to swing by. That never happened. We live in the middle of it makes no sense for people to be in our area and want to swing by and that's the first reason the second reason being it was always like i think everyone in this room's dream to go to pastrana land like travis pastrana's compound his his shop and still is it still is right it's just bizarre to me it's having i'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the fact that he asked us to come to our compound right in most cases it would be like hey did you guys hear Travis is just down the road We should hit them up. You got to get them out doing something.

So that was cool. It was sweet to have them pull up to the shop. But me and CJ were driving from one of the shops to the other. And we drive past, like, this spot that we used to ride dirt bikes at, like, when we were little kids. And, like, it's literally just a ditch. It used to have, like, a little sandhill on it, right? And CJ was like, you know, it's funny because, like, back when we were riding the sandhill, I used to always be like, man, be sick of Travis Pistrana came here and rode this sandhill with us.

Makes no sense. Why would he ever do that? Like a 13-year-old's mentality on it. It's literally like a 35-foot-tall sandhill, but you're like, yeah, he'd love to. Yeah, he would probably like this, right? Granted, we didn't ride the sandhill, but it felt, it felt like oddly similar to that feeling. Yeah, it's like crazy that it actually was happening. But, yeah, it's just odd that he would be in Cormoron.

There's really not much reason, but he's actually up here to do this big jump over in Detroit Lakes on the lake. I don't know if we can say it or not. I don't want to say the whole plan, but yeah, he's got this, like, a pretty big jump. CJ says the whole plan. Anyway, I don't want to, like, spoil any details. There's much more to it, but we're going to be there today and tomorrow to watch it go down. But, yeah, I didn't really realize, like, just how familiar with the area he was.

So there's a rally called the Ojibwe Forest Rally that he'd been racing since 2004, and he said that's where he performs his best. He's like, you guys have the best roads out here. I'm like, yeah, we do. I was just laughing, though. Somebody watching our videos and then they go over to Traps Pistrana's video and he's in our hometown and then like they go to, you can see Weston Champlin was filming a video in Minnesota and they go to that and they're like, when did Minnesota just become like

the spot to be doing like stunts? I thought the same thing, dude. How many places have ice and then you narrow it down? I know, but it's so cool because normally Minnesota gets like so overload. looked, I feel like. Like Wisconsin. Wisconsin's a place in Michigan are places of power sports. You think so?

Yeah, I think so. The U.P. Minnesota does get like a lot of rap for being like super cold. Yeah. Because it's super cold here. But whenever people are talking about like, man, what's the worst place that we could go that's freezing and we don't want to go all the way up to Alaska?

Minnesota sucks, doesn't it? Yeah, they should hear about North Dakota. It's even worse. Yeah, right? Like Wisconsin sucks. North Dakota is even worse. but yeah Minnesota's just like kind of like the spot to go I guess now yeah I don't like this chair

you don't no really yeah I don't really yeah I don't really care for those either like they're just flat like they need a better cushion yeah I just slide down and then you kind of got to sink into it Ev but your belly might be hanging out when I sink into it then the yeah in the butt just slides right off yeah it's terrible sorry Ryan bad chair bad chair it was a cheaper chair so I'm okay with that

just like Velcro on it or something Are my ass to the chair? We could use Ken's chairs. Uh, no. I got a pair of $5,000 chairs. Pair? I only bought one. My mom bought the other.

Why the fuck? I kind of want to dive into that, Ken. You have more money in two chairs than I probably have in furniture. I got a specific look that I wanted. And it was $4,500. Are they flammable? I mean, anything's flammable if you try hard enough. I actually felt like a real idiot when I picked it up because I, I, I didn't.

Hold it over your head I feel like Why? Because you were picking up a $5,000 chair I didn't I didn't strap anything down And I just threw it in my back my truck And the whole fucking thing

Just blew apart when I had the second I got on the highway So I'm in Fargo Just cardboard everywhere Shit just flew It was like God Not a good look Strapping your $5,000 chair together In the back of your cyber truck

Dude just picture this Your uh I don't know Let's just say a 65 year old furniture sales man right you don't really know what the hell's going on with this new age bullshit right you have this guy show up in a refrigerator and he picks up a $5,000 futuristic looking chair and he throws it in the back of the fridge and rips off like that guy's still just wondering what's going on with the world that we're living in yeah did you pick up your trash off the highway damn near almost got ran

over about four times but i'd pick up all the garbage job can it's scary being on the side of the highway in the city too it's like yeah so where where's that chair going your boathouse yeah i haven't been to your boathouse yet but i know our friend group you're not going to be invited to i'm not invited i'm but that's what i'm saying like i know our friend group and it seems like a place where the concrete floors and oversized fridge were like good decisions but an expensive chair seems like scary that close to the water with us i mean you just have to have some kind of decency and respect and what and it doesn't have concrete floors anymore those got covered up oh you didn't do that what'd you do LVP nice that was a good call Ken when Alex and I went and looked yeah I when

you were saying concrete floors I was like I don't know about that but it looks way better with the wood yeah nice well I'm excited to see it hopefully I get the invite sounds like I'm not but seems like a cool place we're all just like full-blown housewarming boat house warming without you how's everybody else's house is doing you guys guy's got good heat nothing's broken yeah i got a text from one of my tenants yesterday saying that uh his washing machine froze froze yeah he's got the heat set super low like the pipe into his washing machine froze damn so then what he's just one man i did i did my books on my rentals the other day we ain't making money boys you're going backwards yeah luckily they

appreciate but damn they don't appreciate you brother Yeah. So I was thinking maybe I could get you over there to replace him, Ken. I don't do that anymore. But you would for a friend, right? I don't do that anymore. You couldn't just pick up an old trait? Wouldn't you think the last time I did that was? It was like five years ago.

You're saying you forgot. Let that be somebody else's problem. But dude, it's been so cold. Like, pretty much all of my rentals have had like some kind of like pipe freezing or some kind of issue. Does your house been good? Because yours is old. It's like a hundred and some years old. It's been redone really nice.

That's good. That's good. It's old. That's like over 100 years old. Is it scary living in a 100 year old house? There's got to be someone who's died in it. Sorry. Honestly,

that stuff doesn't bother me. As long as they got the body out. It's not that big of it. Really? Does the ghost go with the body? Well, I don't know, but it would suck if there was still a body in the house. That would be separate. That's borderline incriminating.

I just meant like if Mike bought a house after someone passed away in it, hopefully they got the body out. I'd say it could be incriminating. they find a body in your house, you're going to have some explaining to do. And if you don't know where it came from, you're really going to be in a pickle. Listen, I don't know what happened. Yeah, so they all say. Is that the buyer's problem or the seller's problem?

Do you have a crawl space or an attic? No. So it's been covered up. That I know of, yeah. There's got to be a crawl space. There's always a crawl space. If I find a skeleton, I'll probably, like, put it together, like, the ones in science class. Prop it up on a hang it?

On a rod. Yeah, I just, like, studying the human anatomy. It's a free Halloween decoration. Exactly. It's a real skeleton. Can't put a price on that. From 1907. Dude, actually, though, my house is, when it's this cold, because it's been like 20-some below,

and when you set the heat, I normally haven't said it, like, 69, you'll wake up in the morning when it drops down to 35 below with wind, and it's just 65 degrees in the house. The heat just never turns off all night. Just cranking. Are you spending, like, a ton of money and gas, or do you have gas or? Well, yeah, I just save so much with my electric car. But, yeah, no, my propane bill and my electric. Trisdee Bill are both nuts.

Ken, how is our house at Holden Heat? Good or bad? The main floor is great. Where I live in the basement, it's fucking freezing. Really? I actually like it cold. I like it cold. I've got a space heater.

You guys could switch. It's in like the 50s in the basement. If I don't have a little space heater going. Holy shit. Borrow and see your breath. So earlier this week, CJ's girlfriend, Alex, we show up at home and she's like, it smells like gas outside. Oh, God.

So like, you know, I was like, oh, yep, that's definitely the smell of natural gas. So call, you know, of course, you call them. And then they're like, get out of the area as soon as possible. Evacuate. Don't turn any lights on or off, blah, blah, blah. It's 10.30 at night. Alex is easily influenced. And so she's immediately spooked.

Like, she thinks, like, she fucking forgot her phone in the house getting out so fast. Oh, my God. And I'm over here, like, bro, like, I'm going to take a shower before. I'm not trying to deal with this shit right now. Like, you know, I don't think we need to evacuate the houses outside. If that thing did catch fire, it would have been. just been a giant fireball. So what happened? They sent a guy

out and it was like just leaking out of the meter which thank God because it's you know if it's past the meter that's our responsibility. He's like well I can't do anything so I'd have to leave but it was like on the meter it was leaking so he just had to replace it. I think someone was trying to sabotage you yeah it seems like it doesn't seem like

the thing you would just start. You've got a suspicious look in your face. Ken was just trying to tear down another house would have been a nice insurance payout but I don't think. I don't I don't think you can go on your podcast and say that. I mean, it didn't happen. Insurance is for stupid people.

If you, well. Okay. Hold on. All right. Keep going. Okay. You should be able to do something stupid in the insurance pays for it. So, yeah.

So basically, Ken and I waited outside the house for like an hour in our cars. Oh, God. Tell, like, probably what? 11.30. Yeah. It was just annoying because, like, I go to bed early typically. And I'm like, this is fucking everything up. And it was all just a waste.

And the thing is, is I already knew it was leaking. the day before i just didn't investigate it because mike came over and he's like smells like a propane or something out there and it was like just so goddamn cold though and i was like in my boxers or something and i was just like i'm not going to go out there and fucking doesn't smell like propane in here it's fine it's fine so i just go to bed you know this was like 24 hours later that alex comes home and mentions it and then i'm like i should probably go look i go out look realize it's coming off that it's like walking's like you know ken is it bad if natural gas is leaking off that.

He was like, what? He like, you know, goes out there, looks at it. He comes back, yeah, that's bad. I'm calling the calls them. They're like, evacuate the house. I'm like, oh, God, damn. You guys didn't even know it, but this has been happening for over 24 hours. I slept like a baby last night.

Yeah, Alexa, but yeah, so then we're sitting out there just wasting a bunch of time, sitting there watching. A lot of things go wrong when it's this cold out. Like, vehicles don't want to run, obviously. House. It just really is hard on anything when it's negative 22 degrees out. Yeah. It is amazing that anything can live outside.

Like deer, squirrels, rabbits, birds, I don't fucking know how they do it. Fish. You know, feral cats, like, you know, just like lunchbox. Like, how do they do it? It's amazing. Yeah, it's crazy. Have you said you're doing a vintage ride this weekend? Not particularly me riding a vintage sled.

I was like, yeah, you show up on a sled and hang out. Yeah, no vintage sled. Go see what's going on, yeah. No vintage sled for me, though. If there's one thing about a vintage ride, it's that you want to be sober. I know that's not why. It was just funny because that's good, Ev, that you're sticking with this trend. Yeah, I'm proud of you.

How many days have been? Like two. Two more days than yesterday. Just one day at a time. Ryan, when's the last time you went two days without drinking? Until last night. Then I think I'd had like four. but I don't know

I just it was this habit I just sat down at the restaurant and he went you want a winter mule and I said yep and then it just showed up to my table and then I was like fuck I'm not supposed to be drinking oh really yeah are you not supposed to well I'm not supposed to as in rules

that I've enforced by myself like I'm just trying not to try to avoid right yeah because of our challenge because of our fitness challenge yeah gotcha have you guys been working out fuck yeah no I have no I thought about it. So three and three.

I've thought about it. All right. So let's... I've thought about it. We'll maybe chalk that up as a quarter of a percent. There we go. Justin did give me a snap card and I was considering taking it. And then I was like, I'll do that later.

You know his workout another day. I've been in the gym for the last week. And, dude, it is weird how many subs are in like the gym that CJ and I and Ryan work out at? Like the amount of... Yeah, the amount of people. that are wearing like the merch too but it's like I've been in there at like 930 and it is like packed full of just like under 25 year old kids yeah and I'm just like damn or pm yeah and I'm like damn does nobody sleep anymore it's like the most bizarre thing like it's like popin yeah

dude when I was their age like it's they probably don't need that much sleeper and they're just it's fun you just go to the gym you got all your buddies you're just kind of like you're Doing something a little bit. They're not old enough to go to the fucking bar yet. Yeah. What else are they going to do? You know, you're doing something positive, but you're also getting to hang and kind of chill at the same time. I was laughing, though.

Last night I was in there, and there's just like a bunch of younger dudes in there, and they all kind of have like the same haircut and look the same. And then I was like, damn, dude, everyone in here just looks like Dalton. And then I go, holy shit, that kid looks like Dalton. And he turns around it was Dalton. I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot Dalton got a perm, bro. He looks like fucking Napoleon Dynamite. Don't forget about the spray tan

Why do you think he did that? Yes, he did. He said he did self-tanner, but I don't know. For his TikTok? Yeah. You got a spray tan for his TikTok. Yes. Man, he's investing in his content, dude.

He said he was looking a little too pasty. I think part of the allure for Dalton's videos is being a good looking guy. So, like, he needs to really make sure he's keeping up on his looks. Top of his game. Facial spray tans. It does help. Pedicures, pedicures, you know, curls in the hair, all that shit.

I guess, yeah, if I had, like, a bunch of chicks that followed me and I was, like, a young dude, young strapping lad, like Dalton, yeah, maybe care about more, a little bit more about that, too, I guess. But, yeah, I've just been rocking with the same tubby milk bag look on our YouTube channel for the last eight years, and it's worked. You don't think a spray tan would have made a difference for you? Chocolate milk. Chocolate milk bag.

There's a difference between, like, really caring about how you look and then bringing it to the spray tan level. Spray tan. In the middle of February in Minnesota. Everyone that I tell, like, in the gym, people come up. I'm like, yeah, we're doing this 100-day challenge. And we're just kind of spread around. Like, some people come up and ask me about it now. Dude, so many of my friends are hopping in on it.

Are they? Yeah. I got Blake in Arizona, Jeff and Fargo. Like, people are riding with us. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Kind of like the whole team is doing it. Justin's doing it.

our chef jen said she was doing it gabin's doing it big wrench doesn't need to he's got old man's strength he he would hands down beat any of our asses and he doesn't push three plates up yeah literally dude it wouldn't surprise me but yeah no the whole team is getting in shape but everyone i tell at the gym that like what we're doing and then like the end like we're doing a bodybuilder competition that is like the cherry on top like they're like yeah yes that is I hope you guys do it. I hope you see it through. Because I'm like,

and we're thinking about maybe doing a body competition. And they're like, oh, you have to do that. That'd be hilarious. I don't know if we're thinking about it. We are doing it. I know.

I think we've like, it's committed to it. Yeah. Yeah. But it was funny. No, we had like this, our personal trainer come in that was doing like the body

comps on us at the beginning of the week. And taking all the stats of everyone, you know, with the little tape measure out, running around everyone's bellies and everything. And, him what our idea was with the bodybuilder competition and he

he thought that we meant just going to a bodybuilder competition like we're going to watch it like sit in the crowd and that's how we're going to end yeah yeah like nice so you're going to just like be in the crowd or something like that he said and we're like no no no we're trying to be up on stage and he's doing that like as he's like running the tape measure around my belly

and he looks up and he's like you can't believe it yeah like you're going to enter in the competition yeah dude yeah I got I got to teach you guys the pose which is like the one, you need two things, like, posing on the spray tan,

the muscles and the spray tan and then the poses. It was like three. I don't think you need the muscles. I don't think you need the muscles. I don't think just to enter, you got to have the spray tan and just know the poses halfway.

Yeah, because I doubt they're like, send us a picture of what you look like. You're saying you basically just have to register and you're in. I just, we just have a very, it is funny. It is funny.

This regimen, because then once he heard that, he's like, all right, so like, how often will I be training you? guys yeah at that point he was like very serious uh you could swing by sometime maybe train us once or twice shoot us a text and then he's like what's you what's the meal plan you guys want me to shoot you like breakfast lunch and dinner what do you want to do it for the meal plan we're like well we got jen yeah jen lay off on the carbs for us dude those like bodybuilder competitions they take it so fucking seriously back when i worked at a gym like any those people that were like

into it. It's such a big deal, but it's really not. It's like you're just going to a local I'm sorry to belittle it, but you're just going to like a local fucking show. There's probably 20 people in the crowd and all of them are related to someone up on the stage. Well, making enemies with the strong guys before we go.

It's not like. Interesting approach. Interesting approach on this one. See, Jam might let you solo man this mission. It's not like the competition Arnold Schwarzen. Swartz is on. I don't know. I'm sure you guys do like know who Sam Sulek is. Yeah.

Like he just... He won't be at our competition. No, but he just did like, I guess the first bodybuilding competition and did all his full cut because he used to be a massive and then dude, people just talk mad shit in the comments.

Yeah, I was like really surprised like and I'm like, the dude's 23, this is his first bodybuilding competition and he is jacked as Jack gets. I mean, so are the other guys, but I'm just like I just don't understand. Maybe you could hate on him for the spray tanning like what are they just i just can't believe that that guy is that

fucking jacked and he is just entering now in his first competition like what the fuck was he he was really training interesting journey like he he just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger for like two years straight and then he's like all right this guy now it's time for the cut like like i love that you're not working out but you're watching workout youtube videos it starts mike's like getting in the right state of mind yeah but then like i don't know like many people you see those guys I don't even know if that's feasible like you can't even picture

does that like look good like I'm not like trying to figure out if he's attractive or not but do do people in general they think that's attractive 3 a.m. on YouTube I don't like imagine the togey route or whoever that it

yeah he's on roids no I love to imagine casino gambling those guys are standing their shirtless and Mike is also standing there shirtless but like looks the way he does and he's like all right I'm just trying to decide like who here I think looks attractive and they're all doing their poses for Mike and he's like the judge and he's like all right you definitely out

oh yeah I'm just like picking which one I like maybe want to look like I just yeah I don't know if I can do the spray tan I know I have to but it's not that bad spray tan seems like the easiest part Even Ken's done it. That's true. You just feel disgusting for like 24 hours. I'm just scared of Evan. Well, Evan's going to be sprayed thin enough too. He's going to look like a little oompa-loon.

We got to go to somebody that's a bad spray tan too. That's actually, like that's too thick, you know? I mean, we'll get canceled because of our bad sweatshands. We're just got to fly Lexi up here for a day. Oh, Ken just wants to fly Gavin's sister up for a day. That's the thing. She's too professional. She won't do a bad one.

Like, you look just really tan when you did yours. We got to find someone who was willing to mess it up. Look, Ken. You're trying to look like just straight up orange. Yeah. I think we should do our own spray tans. You can buy the tent on Amazon. Oh, there you go.

We could have Big Ranch set up his tent to have him. Can you put on a suit? Can you put on a suit? He doesn't. We're all standing there and our little speedos. Yeah, we all line up so we just do it for efficiency. Like, right down all six back and forth. One person just gets like paint.

Yeah. Well, that's what I was thinking. You guys could go first because I want to do either like purple or red, I think. I don't think you get to pick your tints, do you? You can do orange or kind of orange. Yeah. I want Mike to look like the couch. Yeah, that's how I want to look.

You'll probably look like that, Mike. We can do that. Have you guys been seeing that our giveaway winners are becoming like a social trend? It's like a meme now. How about the snowmobile winner? Right. So like even before that though. Like, it's so known that the winners of our giveaways,

98% of the time, are not excited or they don't. They're just not going to show their excitement. Yeah, I mean, might be ways of maybe not saying thanks or might be ways of not crying. Yeah. And granted, like, you won. We don't get to choose who wins, completely random. You don't have to do anything.

You don't have to say thanks. You don't have to be excited, right? But people on the internet are, like, catching on to that. And it's becoming just like a trend. They think they're the ones that are like, Like, yes, they do. They do need to be excited. Right.

So the last snowmobile winner, and, you know, he was a nice guy and whatnot too, but he kind of just fell into the same bucket of, come on, man, just give us a tear. And he's like, I'm excited, but I'm not that excited. It is amazing how things like that just naturally happen. Like, how do we have this many in a row? There has been some that were really appreciative, you know, but I think regardless, it's a shocking moment. Well, it's hard to say, yeah, like not appreciative. I will just stick with the excited.

Yeah, I wouldn't say that they're not Almost all of them are appreciative The way that the excitement comes out Yeah, there's just so many We catch like the last The Somerville winner, he was at the bar Like there's so many factors And I do one of the same thing

How it's just like one after another But maybe do we have to try this Do like calling the winter At a different time of day Like what do we got to do What do to hype him up a little bit? They're too sleepy at 5 o'clock in the afternoon You guys remember that time

We drove all the way like seven hours To deliver that stuff snowmobile and it was just fucking awkward and then we like the kid was just like oh thanks and then that one was the worst one like we literally were there for like 15 minutes we were like planning like hanging for the day but it was just like

that it was just like that just quiet and we're like all right well we're gonna get out of here and then we hop back in the truck drove another seven hours on back home did we ask him if he knew who we were I think we did and he did but like his parents were just like no he's just quiet yeah yeah I mean

Hard to hate on people that express their emotions differently, but it's been literally been that way since the start. I think the first giveaway winner was good, but I remember that the second one wasn't. And then we had Big Joe, which now he's actually the first. Now he's an adult. He was stoked.

That's how it started. We were like, this is awesome. This is what people are nice family. This is a joke, but I'm going to blame it on Big Joe because he was literally levitating. He was jumping around his house, screaming.

His family was probably like, dude you got to chill out he was literally running around his house screaming because he was so excited and he set the bar so high and then whoever was after that really i remember wasn't excited and we're like damn this thing kind of sucks and then we gave it to having a blast and having a blast was a great guy who deserved the snowmobile yeah i'm blanking on him i remember the meme you having fun having a oh yeah yeah yeah super nice guy yeah i can't remember his name yeah it is crazy like how much we Imagine him listening to this And he's just like, oh, fuck.

I'm having a flash. Never knew he was a meme. Good. Good kid. All deserving. Great kid. What about that one kid that was in Walmart and he had the mask on? It was just super awkward.

Oh, I forgot about that one. It's on YouTube. I just don't know what video it is. But yeah, that one was like. Probably a pit bike, maybe. It was just a pit bike. Yeah. He was like,

nothing to be excited about. Yeah, that's right. We told him and he was wearing a mask. And we couldn't tell if he was like smiling or anything the mask or if he couldn't hear us we were like can you hear us the audio coming through and he was like yep and he just like kept walking we're like is this guy playing a prank on us right now we're on like what 35 is our 35 people what year do we start doing them 20 18 I bet you we have seven good ones yeah I feel like we're due for one so we're giving away a raptor right now if you think that maybe

you out there watching you're sitting in your car listening to this or laying in bed or whatever you're doing and you're like hey i'm an exciting person or you know i might show my excitement on camera try and get answered win it we do have one more we'll announce the quad pretty soon here um and so hopefully they're excited too you're right i mean how could you not be excited about a camouflage utility wheeler i'd be excited really we say that about every single one of our giveaways i don't know maybe it's just our demo just chill guys just chill guys ryan your comment your comment on the Raptor are like reveal post on Instagram. I'm buying another TRX.

Like that to me was just pure comedy. Like whether you do or not like how does that, how do you think that I think compares to your TRX? I think it's pretty similar because a Raptor always felt smaller and less powerful than my TRX. Like it just did. The TRX was the biggest and Raptor and then like a normal truck. But this just levels up to like, it feels like a TRX when you're driving it.

Like it feels really big on the road. and you floor it and it gets really sketchy and light, I would say it's pretty similar. But you can't beat the Dodge Supercharger sound. You think is that different? Oh, yeah. I think that the Raptor is better. The Raptor R is better in the TRX.

Well, that's because you love Raptors. Yeah. Yeah, but CJ told me the other day that maybe I'm not a Raptor guy. It handles better, nicer interior. That's my two cents. It's got rear wheel drive. Yeah, you can switch in between rear wheel drive. Yeah, that's true.

I do the unlocker thing to do that. I remember the TRX. like the Supercharger had such a squeak to it. It was like, you borderline would be like, is there something wrong with this thing? But it's just how it was. Hellcat wine. Yeah.

Pretty sick, dude. It's pretty cool that they made the Raptor R. Yeah. Like, it's such a sweet truck. And they discontinued the TRX. Yeah, it is bizarre. Very bizarre. The R.H.O.

Or whatever, the replacement. Couldn't compete with it. So they were like, well, we better just call it off. Yeah, but they're probably going to just come out with some. with what Ford actually sells the Raptor. Yeah. Yeah, but they'll probably come, I bet they'll drop a 700 or an 800 horse. We've got to wonder

though, because like if they're doing away with V8 engines due to emissions That's back off now, I guess. They are. It is back. That's good. Oh, so it's just a whole marketing. That's because different people now and different administrations have different rules and yeah, V8's back.

Except for that Dodge Challenger, EV. Dude, they just I could have wrote the book. for them on making that cool it's exactly what it is except for with a thousand horsepower yeah instead of like 540 oh really what were they thinking it's all-wheel drive it's cool it's like six oh they made it our all-wheel drive it's all-wheel drive it's lame well you can't oh you can't i have no idea what dodge is doing with that electric challenger because they're they made you know how it has the fake rev sounds you can like

turn it on like they need to lean into it being electric not make it electric and then lean into Yeah, it's like it's like trying to be a muscle car. You're right. It doesn't make any sense. And then how like the gas version is coming out later. Yeah. It's just the weirdest thing. It's like coming out with the product that no one wants and then being like, we'll come out with the one that you will want after this.

Yeah. I just don't understand why you would take a sports car and then, you know, I can see why you'd make it EV because EV has amazing performance. But you actually put a EV motor in a fast sports car, but you made a, you put a slow. EV motor in it. Yeah. Like everything else, EV is like a fucking thousand horsepower minimum. Like Ryan's Hummer is a thousand horsepower.

What's the price point on it? It's got to be cheaper. It's like $80,000. That's like, no, there's just one EV. I know they're trying to... Model 3 performance,

which is like 20 to 30 grand cheaper than that, is also has more power and is faster. Except you're driving around a fucking jelly bean, but you're saving money and it's faster. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it just doesn't really make sense. I like the idea of it. I think it's cool they did.

an electric one they just should have made it fast i agree with ryan should have a thousand horsepower because like the 600 horsepower hummers like i would have never gotten one if it didn't have all the power like that's what makes that thing cool because there's probably nothing else cool about it that you guys don't tell me about but like the fact that it's fast it has that much horsepower yeah it's so fun last night i was in a hurry driving fast dude i think i drive that thing faster than my vet just so easy really just quiet too you're just zooming yeah i guess maybe i forget because it's so big you can take her for a ride You can take my Hummer.

I'll take the Uris. All right. Month or two, do you think we want to switch? Probably switch back in the springer or something like that. I'll trade you the G-Wagon for a day. That'd be fun. Who, me? Yeah.

Well, I just gave it to Ryan. No, G-Wagon for... Oh, the Homer? No, not the Hummer. Oh, no, I'm sorry. You'd have to trade it than me. I'm already driving it. Pretty soon the whole crew is just like intermixed.

Well, not to switch gears too much, but when Evan was talking about the vintage ride, My buddy was out of Vintage Drive this weekend and sent me this video of this guy racing. Whoa! He hit the truck. Bro, I was not expecting that. I'm glad to see that he's on the ground far away from the truck. And this is why you wear your tethers, kids. That wasn't good.

That wasn't good. Who's responsible for that? I mean, the guy, the guy riding for sure. The throttle just got stuck. Oh, that was a TRX, wasn't it? No, it's a rebel. Dude, I hope nobody was in the passenger. So I asked my friend that was there.

One, but he was wearing a tether, and it didn't work, supposedly. Old sleds. But there was a lady sitting in the passenger seat, and she didn't get a little banged up, but she's all right. But yeah, I mean, gnarly, if I can get it right on impact there, boom. They're lucky that the ski didn't go through the window or something. It's a pretty solid. The airbag definitely went off, though. It had to have.

Can you imagine you're driving down the road and you just get hit by a freaking enticer or whatever the heck this thing is at like 35 miles an hour from the side? Dude, that is crazy. Calling the insurance company. Yeah, I got hit by a snowmobile. Like, oh, how's the rider? Oh, he's fine. No one was on the sled. I just got hit by a sled.

I really wonder how that works for insurance. the truck insurance. He obviously doesn't have insurance on his vintage snowmobility. He was riding on a closed course. That looked like a pretty makeshift track, but I wonder if it could come back to the track. Of course. Which would suck, but

you're going to try to pin it on somebody. Buddy was probably running the illegal tether setup. They probably say you have to have a tether, so you just stuck one on there intended to hook into it. Classic. Probably a whole cluster. Yeah, I can't imagine the insurance company's going to like that for the truck or like

let it be that's what sucks about doing anything there's always somebody who will come after even if like the guy doesn't and whatever hopefully they could maybe settle it out of insurance you know that would just suck because you weren't doing anything wrong or like it's like such a far out consequence you know it's like not something you would think of like if if we were if we were gonna duct tape the throttle of a snowmobile and send it off a jump and it for some reason went rogue and then hit a vehicle i i would be like that's what you get yeah for duct tape you know that guy's just going about his business just riding on a snowmobile course and a fucking you know right you really wouldn't have expected that might just be a bad mechanic and he had a bad throttle set up it was cold

maybe something froze on the throttle you know nothing works when it's cold but yeah bad luck's a doozy made me think of uh our buddy steve steve hamilton he uh had his senna wrecked somebody else was driving it got T-boned. It's like one of very few car worth millions of dollars. And he just took delivery of his Hennessy Venom. And he was like, yeah, well, this car is kind of like the American equivalent of the SENA. And it's the same color. And he goes, well, we were driving to Texas Roadhouse when the Seneca got T-Bones.

He goes, we might as well finish it off and like go to Texas Roadhouse on this one. Which made me remember that in high school, I had like this girl that I liked, but she didn't like, like, kind of like me. Kind of like another guy. Kind of didn't like me, yeah. All right. We go to Texas Roadhouse. I'm turning like 16. They throw me up on the Texas Roadhouse stool.

Everybody starts singing. I'm having a great time, and I look up, and she's on a date with another guy, like, right across the restaurant. No. Right there. And I went, fuck Texas Roadhouse. That, like, that sucked. You know, they put me in this bad spot. Then.

Yeah, it's 100% their problem. Then, well, that's what you think. You think there's no way it can be. Then, two years later. me and this girl are dating like we're the same check no another girl sorry me and a girl are dating like we're we're going steady we go to texas roadhouse just by chance one night we go to texas road house something to eat okay next week breaks up with me yeah it's got to be texas roadhouse and i legit after that i would not step foot in a texas roadhouse because i was so superstitious about i was

like texas roadhouse you're over there like steve i get it dude texas roadhouse i did i text him i go i get it man texas roadhouse bad luck you just need to skip the buns i think the The luck is in the buns. Yeah, right. Could it have been that she watched you house like 14 buns? Oh, for sure. Probably, dude, they got free refills on my own due over there. I'm sure I had 15.

The last time that we were at Texas Roadhouse, we recruited one or two gals for Gavin's speed dating. Yes, that was kind of funny. We've had pretty good luck at Texas Roadhouse, right? That's what I'm saying. Now, love isn't dead. Neither is Texas Roadhouse. It's all good.

Yeah, what are the odds that, like, you got your heart broken at Texas Roadhouse twice. And we tried to recruit women from Texas Roadhouse to complete Gavin's heart. And we'd get two of them. It just, I had to sacrifice that for Gavin in the future. Yeah, I don't know. If I were you, I'd probably just keep your current girl away from Texas Roadhouse. You think of your track wreck, I wouldn't mean it's probably not worth it.

It's probably not worth the risk at this point. I was kind of thinking that. But I'm not a Longhorn Steakhouse guy. Texas Rottas is way better. Oh, what are you doing here, dude? It's Dalton, the guy with no wisdom. He looks less ridiculous than he did last Monday. Oh, my gosh.

Pulling up. I'm so high right now. Really? Still? How did you get here? Teleported. Do you drive yourself? My mom drove me.

Oh, nice. Where's she at? I told her a dip. Really? I'm stuck with you guys the rest of day. Well, that's cool. Who's responsibility? Ken will take care.

Are you? What? Who's going to keep track you? Well, you. I don't think you want that, bro. You're vulnerable. dude i'll just be chilling in the background i'll have a camera in my hand i'll be all right those two statements don't go hand in hand chilling in the background and have the camera in your hands

doesn't make a whole lot of sense you do you really trust Evan to take care of you i thought he was exaggerating a little but i looked into his eyes he's high how's it feel dog do you like it uh the wisdom teeth hurt but i mean the high makes it better yeah so you're right dalton you're being a bad influence right now sorry but uh yeah like Once that, did they give you any pain medication? Well, yeah. I was just wondering, some people don't like it. Some people don't take it.

He's got a permigrant on. Yeah, once that high wears off, make sure you get your medication and exactly when they tell you to you guys, otherwise it'll really start hurting. Yeah, I'm going to try to stay up the pain meds, maybe take some Tylenol or something. Okay, exactly.

So no pain meds for you. How far post-op are you? Like an hour or so. Just pulls back up still. Pretty good. Pretty good. The way you're looking at Ken right now It's just so funny

Just don't overdo it Because I overdid it with my wisdom teeth And it suck, dude I got mine done on Friday And then on Saturday I went snowmobiling Because I thought I was good And what happened Bad news bears

I got three or four dry sockets And it was like the worst pain ever So Dalton, hold on you were telling us a little bit That your nurse Was following you on TikTok and Instagram For your thirst traps or something like that Yeah dude I guess I woke up and I'm like a completely different room than I was when I started.

And then this girl was like, yeah, I know who you are or something. Like I follow you on Instagram. And I guess I don't know where it went. I don't really remember what I said. She said anything. She was kind of trying to put the moves on you. Did you do this? Yeah.

So the picture that we saw it looked like you were thirst trapping or like, whatever the kids are doing these days. I thought about CJ and what he does. And I was like, yes. Wait, so you do that? No,

when I'm making fun of him and all the other TikTok guys, I do that. That's the first thing I thought of, so I did it. And I don't know, I don't know where it was. I think she,

I don't go. Yeah. You should go make a TikTok right now before this wears off. Yeah, it might be your most vibrant one. Yeah. With you,

I will. Some good lore. Oh, yeah. What are you guys going to do? You could drive right now? You should go do some stunts. That's a good idea, actually.

You could do it on the property, so it's under a controlled environment, and you put a blindfold on, and Evan will tell you where to drive. He could just flip that mouth brace off, and he's got a blindfold on already. No, don't hurt it. Don't do that.

I mean, he's not going to die. That's imagine how it can was with the propane. Stop! The way to do you think he's always very delicate with a situation. What do you think? What's going to happen if he's not wearing that kid? Probably fine. I do not want you to get hurt and then your mother have more to take care of.

I'm really hoping you didn't drive here because I don't know if we can take care of you. Yeah, we don't want to, let's just say, take responsibility for you for the rest of the day. I'll take responsibility for myself. Yeah, it looks like, yeah. That's cool, man. Dalton, you kept your mouth shut, right? Like when you were all drugged up, you didn't start saying anything or spreading any information, huh? You got sent like three NDAs.

Even if I wanted to say something, I literally tell. Just making sure that no doctors or nurses know about you and Evan's little escapades when the cameras are off. No, none of that stuff. Speaking of much, I got to go get camera stuff ready. But here you go, Ken. You got to go to bed, young blood. Go lay down. Is it being serious?

I think he's just a beast, dude. I never got put under when I got my wisdom teeth out. Really? very whack but I so like that me watching videos of people like just waking up is always been really entertaining to me because like what's the difference between like an is more loopy if they don't put you under because then you're on all the laughing gas shit I think when they put you under you I definitely wasn't for a second I think you snap out of it yeah I was days for a second I would say I was in a days like for the rest of the day like I just went home went to bed and then I was never I wish we could have uh pick Ken out from his wisdom So like what's the difference We'd have been fucking with them Like when I had surgery on my foot

That's just like anesthesia You're just out and I remember waking up And being groggy Because I think you're out so hard Is that what it is? And then wisdom teeth they wake up And they're like half in half out Yeah it's different

Because I think something It's something different with the face Because I remember when I got my tonsils out I wasn't loopy when I woke Oh Because that was more of a Throat I don't know I don't know

I ate a bunch of brownies Like right afterwards And got up They were burned I got all the like burnt It was like brownie rocks No Like down in my

No Who told you that was a good idea? No one I didn't want to Vap because I was where I was going to get dry sockets So I thought I would eat Some THC brownies So I thought I was being smart

Were you? No I was flushing it out With that little syringe they gave you And it was bleeding all over How long was this? I don't know Eight years or something?

I never got my wisdom teeth out So you're so smart It's not that bad And I have my wisdom teeth too Ryan So what That's what I'm saying That's why you guys are smarter than me He's back

He doesn't even know he's been here already Just imagine What's up like a scenario Where Ken's getting his wisdom teeth out And we're like oh yeah Yeah we'll pick him up And like you like go to pick him over the door And like as soon as they bring him out the door

We like put him into the car And then we're like oh like but we do some kind of quick one on him he gets like all dressed up as a clown like I could just see us like like just putting him in some goofy situation where he's like if we were to do that something tells me that we would like

get in the in between Ken and like his appointment and call him and be like all right so let me explain this for YouTubers do the whole thing and we put Ken under and then we're fucking with him so hard like they don't even do the surgery so he wakes up and we like go through the whole

we go through the whole thing and And then, like, the next day, he's like, he's like, wow, it still feels like I have teeth back there. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. No, they didn't go back in there. Yeah, they didn't do the surgery. We figured that was too much of a liability. If we were messing with you afterwards, if you woke up and you're supposed to get your wisdom teeth out, but you didn't, would you be like, oh, it kind of hurts.

Yeah. Yeah. You know Ken would be like, ah, ah, the guy I have dry socks. I got a broken rib or something. well thank God I did that 15 years ago so being put under sucks though like you just wake up so groggy when was your last time when your appendix i got put under for my appendix and then i got put under for my hernia that was a while ago and then i got put under for my endoscopy when they go into my stomach with a camera about the colonoscopy no i he might prefer to be awake i got a towel

for that one. Bid onto it. Really? No, I didn't need a towel. So we got a new bulldozer from our good buddy, Rich. I don't know. Do we talk about that on the last pod? So our friend Rich called and was like, hey, I've got this buddy that I sold my dozer to

that's selling it. It's for a great price. You guys should buy it. If you're looking at doing any more track work And we're like, yeah, well, yeah, it makes more sense because we spent 10, 15 grand on a rental last year. So we're like, if we're going to do that again this year and Rich was selling it for like 23 grand. So we're like, oh, it makes sense, right? So we're just like, all right, we'll take your word for it.

Looks like a good dozer. If you say so, we'll buy it. So we like, wire his buddy the money and Ken lines up transport. It gets to our shop. Ship that sucker from Texas. And it was 15 below out. And like the thing. was just solid.

It was like frozen solid. The gas was obviously frozen solid. The diesel was like number two diesel and it was straight from Texas. Couldn't have been any more pure. Hydraulic fluid even more gelled up than the diesel was. The what was? The hydraulic fluid.

And that thing is basically a giant hydraulic pump. The batteries were frozen up. So like it was like so frozen solid. And it's a dozer. You can't just drag it inside. Which is the fucking problem with it That's where the best part comes in Is that the delivery driver per usual

Was so Russian New no English And he's out there He already unhooked the freaking Trailer From his semi And he's like ready for us to unload it But the thing won't start

So I'm trying to explain to him It's not gonna start Like we're not gonna be able to get it going Out here in the freezing cold We need to get it in side to this building, but he knows no English. And he's wearing, like, a full face, like, ski mask type of thing. And the way he was like, no English, no English. Like, I thought he was Spanish. So then I take out my translator and I start, you know, typing in like, okay, this, that.

So I'm like, yo, S, you know, he starts speaking Spanish to this guy. And then he just goes, he gets pissed. He just goes, I'm Russian, bro. I'm Russian. Then he, shakes his head and just walks away so i have to like kind of regroup after like this had to have happened to him before i have to regroup at this point he's in his truck so i'm like knocking on it he like looks at me doesn't even move comes back comes out i'm like all right like i'm trying to explain to him we need to hook it up and then you need to weave it into the building so we can heat this you know get it warm enough to then drive off the trailer keep in mind it's not a straight

shot to back up a trailer. It's like a super weak, like just wacky thing. It's like a 90 degree angle. Yeah. So then basically we get this guy to, he gets it in there after like 20 minutes of the door wide open in negative 15. So now the whole shop is freezing

cold as well. So we get the thing down. We're sitting there and trying to get it going. End up spending like four or five hours with this Russian guy. So at that point we're friends. Because I was like, you know, there's just some kind of like, I'm so pumped. by the time he finally gets this thing in he was like he was driving like kind of like

Ryan when he's mad like shifting into like oh yeah either reverse or drive while you're still going backwards or forwards you know like yeah just like like he was tick trying to get this thing in finally gets it in and then I was so happy that he was happy so we started hanging brought him over lunch you miving in the G-wagon yeah we're face time in his buddies he's got the face time on he's got his Russian friend And, like, I don't know what the guy's saying. But the best part was he just kept getting a little angry at, like, Dalton, because Dalton's just there filming the whole time.

And I'm just like, I don't even know what's up with this guy. He's just always filming stuff. And he had that fresh spray tan on. Yeah, he was thinking, what the frick is going on? He never really gathered it. You never really gathered it. The best part was is that, yeah, so he had to spend all day with us. And then it came time to shine.

The dozer started. It was still angry, very angry. And then we got it off. And we're like, okay, you can come get your trailer. inches at a time yes it was the it just it was weird it would only move a little bit at a time it took us hours and anyway you guys were talking to him and then cj had spent so much time with him that he was feeling really comfortable and then you're like dude it's like he can't understand anything you could literally say whatever you wanted him me hoi minn't know but like if you when you say it when you

say it you just like nod your head like and say just some gibberish it'll be like nod to head and agree with you so you're going to say what I'maumanoi yeah mahoi minoi he's like I don't speak English but I know what's I know what's from SpongeBob you fucking idiot probably he probably knew it doodle bob dude I think he lost a lot of respect actually when I did that one I should have came up I should have just said some gibbers I should have just been like my friend Evan loves rubbing peanut butter all over himself and then nod my head he would You're just, you're just like, yeah, you're right. That's just facts.

Oh, that's great. Yes, we got a dozer, so that's cool. Yeah, hopefully it's fucking runs. Dude, seems like it's going to run. Pretty much from the rip, like the wrenches just kept calling it our new piece of scrap metal. Like, they were so confident that it was going to be just such a pile of junk and that we had just spent a bunch of money on something that was going to just never work. And they would have been, they would have been right. Could still be right.

I'm holding up for a hundred hours. Supposedly it runs now, and Gavin said that he drove it a little bit, but you can't really drive it, like, around the shop because it would destroy the concrete. So I don't know how much we've tested it, but let's hope that Uncle Rich didn't rip us off. How are we going to get that thing over to our other land? You can't just drive it in the ditch or down the side of the road. Oh, yeah, we'll just ditch it. Okay.

We go across everyone's driveways. They're just cracked. You were more or less not serious, but you're like, so what are we going to do? Like, are we going to drive it over there? And I said, I would go as far to say as I would be pissed if I saw someone driving in those. No, we'd have to do it at night.

I don't think we even could with how, like, steep some of those ditches are. No, just right down the middle of the middle of the road. Oh, yeah, just absolutely destroy it. Focus on the two yellow lines, keep them in the center. And there's no way that they would figure out. out who it was right it starts it starts at our farm and it ends at our track and there's a dozer sitting in the middle of it we're like you have no proof complete coincidence so why do they call them bulldozers like genuine question where did the bull come from you need to get to the

bottom of this like an excavator that shit is an excavator also called a crawler in 1886 a bulldozer meant a large caliber pistol and the person who wielded it people don't wield weapons like they used to man That's for sure. Yeah, dude, when they used to just have shootouts, like, was that, that was real? They'd just be like, hey, man, you can't be doing whatever you were doing in my town. So meet me outside in an hour. And then we'll just turn around and try to shoot at each other.

You've been watching Westerns again? No, I actually don't really like Westerns. Again, like, that's why that doesn't make sense to me. Like, they walked out there and then just, like, whoever can pull it out? How often was it that they would both end up being shot or that they would miss and then? I feel like I'd be really good in a duel. No. You don't think I would?

I wouldn't. You never see me move quick. No, we know that you wouldn't, Mike. I would fold. Didn't have to say that. Oh, did we start yet? I'm not ready. Well, that's like, it's pretty rare that they show a duel again.

These are the movies, but where they, like, shoot multiple times. It's always just like one shot and one guy hits and one guy doesn't. I don't know, Mike. We'll have to get educated by our Western friends next time we're out. He didn't kill me because I had to stopwatch in my pocket. Like, what are the odds? Pocket watch. They didn't have stopwatches.

Yeah, sorry, pocket watch. Take this with a grain of salt. This is from Google's AI. Comes from the idea of using brute force to move things out of the way, similar to how a bull uses its horns. That on if he makes more sense than anything to me. Take it with a grain of salt, it's Google AI. But it is what it is.

Similarly, Equipmentworld.com says the term dozer originally referred to as the steel plate and an operating mechanism attached to the first. of what cat used to call a tractor. Okay. So the dozer is originated from the blade. It was always like a crawler or a tractor. And the bull came from quite literally a bull. Dude, I'm so excited for it, though.

I think it kind of unlocks a bunch of opportunities to build really cool stuff that would normally maybe just take, like, more time than it was worth. Or? And usually we'll have it for like a week or two. And we're like, all right, we don't have that much time. just do this fix that but now we can like build a new couple new tracks over at the land we can fix the dirt bike track we're gonna start riding more dirt bikes i've been trying to convince evan to ride more dirt bikes so build a you know a couple more tracks the way you told me we were buying

this made it seem like you you did it in the troll tone like hey what do you think of this dozer we just bought it i didn't well you fired it out i was like he still doesn't know you know it's a yes for me and then like an hour later you're like bought it and And I was like, no, we did not. Well, it's like a $50,000 dozer when we paid $20 for it. It might not work, right? We might have gotten fleeced. We don't know.

No, I trust Rich. Honestly, if it was anyone else selling it, it maybe wouldn't be worth it. But I was just like, oh, Rich wouldn't do us. I trust it. Shout out puppies and coffee. We need some puppies and coffee, Rich. Send us another box. We drank it all up.

Yeah, he responds to my story the other day of me, like, I got Caribou. And then he's like, not puppies and coffee. I'm like, Rich, you don't even have a public. coffee store i couldn't not yet you can't even go online and buy any puppies and coffee you can go online oh but you just can't get it like from a barista all right guys well i think we got to go meet uh travis pastrana for his big stunt here god that's a crazy statement yeah that is pretty wilds mike's about to break unofficial mic's about to unofficially break a world record with him oh we're gonna try all right we got to get some hot dogs in you

before we go so you have a part of the stunt you have a tight tummy when you do it Yeah, you don't want to make movies. Well, there we go. We got to get Mike over to his unofficial world record to break. We got to take care of Boothaway over there. And get Dalton home. Put Dalton in the back seat during the... Yeah, right.

Hey, just sit here for now and just rest your eyes. Next thing you know, he's in the air. My hands are going to be on point today. You're running the camera still? I'll run the camera. Let's fucking go. All right, there we go, guys. Subscribe if you haven't.

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