Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evan Stopped by Undercover Cops, Ken's HUGE Party, & CJ Addresses Haters

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

In today's episode the boys are getting ready for Ben's bachelor party in Vegas, Evan removes the Cheeto wrap, Ken has a meltdown in last weeks video about his gift, CJ addresses haters using hate for views, birthday parties, GT3RS Ownership, "Two Car solutions" and More! Thanks for watching Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at www.square.com/go/wideopen ! #squarepod Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #adventure Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

I sold my dirt bike. I no longer own a dirt bike. If Roxen secures the bag here, then a Suzuki. You're going Suzuki? When you're working on a prank, you're asking all these periphery questions, okay? You think so low with me, Ken. Ken's got to be, like, the only person in the world to get a marble statue of himself and then hate it. And just don't want it.

We can move on. I just kind of got a M3. But? Ooh. Big weekend coming up. Massive weekend. potentially the largest. I did tell Gavin that you two could room together, Ken.

Something tells me Ken's already got his rooms booked last year. Does Gavin have his own room? No, I got him sleeping in your bed. Nice. You won't even know he's there. Besides for every time that he moves around and he knocks something over because he doesn't know his own size. He just foils his arm around left and right.

So yeah, we go to Vegas this weekend for Ben's Bachelor. My batch party. It's going to be a crazy weekend. I'm excited. CJ's had his head in his planner book for weeks now. I think it's set up for an amazing time. Oh, it's going to be an amazing time. I'm so fired up thinking about it.

It's going to be great time. We've got a good crew coming. You know, all the homies, pretty much everyone that you can think of that the listener or viewer has seen, plus some more. It's a good crew. I think this is the longest run I've been on without making appearance in Vegas. Mine too. I haven't been there in like a year and a half.

the last, it was with you guys when we were traveling. March. Yeah. Yeah. Over a year. Cheap car challenge. So you guys have saved a lot of money not going. It's been good.

Yeah, it's been good. Haven't wasted any money, lost any money. But yeah, I'm excited. We got a lot of good stuff planned. I'm just excited to have all my, like, all of my friends together in one spot. It's kind of crazy, though, isn't it? Like, kind of like two worlds colliding. Oh, it's like seven worlds colliding.

Yeah. We got like 20 people coming. It's a big ass group. It's a big crew. It's kind of hard. Because, like, everywhere you go with 20 people. It's very impractic. Yeah, it makes it be very unrealistic getting into, like, restaurants or really going places with 20 people.

It's like a classroom. Like, you literally bring an elementary class on a field trip. Yeah, like straight up. Yeah, we're going golfing. We have like 70 times. Someone's going to be done in the bar. Literally, yeah, just going off one. We're just closing up 18.

Whatever, like the guy escorting you in or whatever. the bouncer. Okay, how many you guys got? Dude, it's going. They're just going to just keep going. 20 guys in Vegas has to be the equivalent of like. You just don't get let in. Well, it's all about ratio.

So it's like if you go to a club, for instance, with 20 guys, there's got to be like 40 chicks to 20 guys. Yeah. In the club for like 20 guys to get like let in. We're going to have a solid zero to 20. Yeah. Maybe negative. Yeah. And we've kind of always dealt with that.

Like everywhere we go, obviously. Obviously, we got a big crew and never have any girls with us because our girlfriends rarely travel with us because we're usually traveling for videos. So most of the time, it's kind of hard to get in place. And then when our girls are with us, it's like you're fast tracked into these places. It's like, oh, so this is what it's like to be a woman. That's why I think it's almost fun in Vegas the last two times that I went because there was girls there. So they were like, you guys want a table? You want to come into my house?

And they definitely do. With a big door. Give better attention. Oh, the door. The door. Yeah, dude. We should run this door. party back.

Yeah. I'll see if Niger's DJing. He'll probably let it. He makes and calls for us. Ev, the, the Cheeto rap is coming off. It is. It's actually coming off quite nice,

all things considered. What was the breaking point? Because you could have taken it off. You know, we said like, what, a month or something like that? That you were,

you were going to keep it. And then after that, you were like, ah, I think I'm going to take it off. Yeah, I mean, I just tried to,

you know, just you guys went through a lot of work to get a wrap. So I just wanted to, to appreciate it. Make it worth it. Yeah. That is nice of you. Which I was glad you did. I'm glad that you did that. You know, some people on this podcast don't look at it quite the same of like the efforts that we go through for these gifts, you know, having having the enjoyment and just pretending at least that you liked it.

I appreciate that, you know. It's, you know, it's not everyone on this podcast, but a couple of people on this podcast. Some guys can't even make it 45 minutes without having a meltdown. So I felt like I did pretty good. Yeah. And we actually never told you that you. You had to keep it. You could have ripped it off the day of. And we would have been like, well, you didn't want to roll around with a Cheeto wrap. But I think you were just, quite frankly, too lazy to do it. Not lazy.

Up until this point. It's not lazy. It's because they had to cut a bunch of the red wrap off underneath it. So it's like, it's still super fucked. What do you think if you were going to get it rewrapped, is there a specific color? Would you want to do red again? Or is there a different color in mind? I mean, you could do a different color in mind?

No. You could do any color. It would be the same color red or slightly adjusted to like the Lambo. Oh, you really came around to that red. I never didn't like the red. Oh, I thought it started out with, I don't even like red. You guys are the ones that like red. Okay, if I would have like went to a dealership, I probably would have bought a white vehicle.

Like, I like a white truck. I could wrap it white. No, because Dalton has a white wrap. You could do a trade. I don't want to look like that. You could trade with Dalton. But no, honestly, like, when I go home for the. the weekends. I literally, the truck stays in my driveway. I've even parked it in my backyard a few times.

I'm not trying to blow my spot up, but like I literally don't drive it anywhere. Around here's not so bad because there's not that many people in town, but back home, I literally, like, refuse it to take it to Duluth or take it out. It's too distinct. What exactly are you concerned about or worried about? Every time, like, if I go to dinner, I come out and it's a full fan meetup. Not that I don't I like to meet fans. Sometimes if I'm just having dinner with my girlfriend, it's just nice to get in a car and go home and not have my spot blown. It just have my spot blown up all the time.

It does. I can see the issue. I do appreciate all the fans. And I'm not mad at anyone that came up and checked it out. But it's like I go take a dump at the Casey's gas station on my drive out, trying to be in a hurry on a Monday morning and five cars blocking me in. Yeah. I do understand.

Yeah, I see the issues. But yeah, no, it was literally this morning, Went to the Cormoran store, just had a couple kids just admiring it. They were cool, whatever. And I was driving to the farm to do a couple of things. I pull in, I look at it, I'm like, nope. Nope. Got right back getting pulled over here and just sort of ripping it off.

I know you're planning on getting it rewrapped. I'll probably get ganged up on for this. What is wrong with silver? I'm like, dude, just peel the red wrap is toasted. Well, part of the reason is why I just don't really. really like silver, but it's not the worst. I kind of like that the wrap protects it. Like that silver's actually in really nice shape.

It was like wrapped at what, like 70,000 miles? Yeah, it's in, yeah. You're worried about your paint, but you drove that thing literally into the ground. No, but I feel like the wrap, like the paint is so mint underneath it. It's like someday if I actually do want to sell it, you rip it off and it looks really nice. Like right now I drive it and it's like getting scratched by tree branches and stuff. It doesn't matter. It's protecting it.

So the rap is... That's true. If you're okay with, you know, like, how it has, like, the kind of line and the cord, like, all the, like, grooves and lines have the rap blown out of it, but you do have a point. You can patch it. Yeah, you could pat.

But I guess what I'm saying is, like, if you're okay with that looking like shit, it is still better off with the rap. Yeah, I mean, I am going to patch it in. It's really just, like, the hood and the roof really got faded where the patches don't work that good, but on the doors and everything, like, I stick little band-aids all over it and it works.

I'm not going to rewrap it. I don't know. Anyone out there want to wrap my truck for free? That would be saying. I'm sure there's someone out there. I just don't have like five or ten grand to like throw it the wrap. I think you can handle it for less than that. The red is for me is still acceptable from 20 feet away.

It still looks fine. So it's like I just other things I would buy before dropping a bag on. I get that. No, for sure. I actually get that. I feel like it's like pretty hard to justify. 10 grand is so much money to be spending on a wrap. Yeah, just a change of the color.

Yeah. Dude, I know. Whenever it gets into that five figure point. Five figures. Sorry. We're back to the figures. No, whatever it does, genuinely you're like, dude, I could like repaint the car for this, you know, if it wasn't like a high end car.

But speaking of blowing up your spot, I have like, I put some concrete in front of my house and I was like, I'm going to park the viper in front of it this weekend. It was super nice. Oh. It was not a good idea. Dude, I had, like, people that weren't subscribers, like, stopping, which is, like, it's fine. And then I had subscribers stopping. And Sidney's like, you got to move that thing.

But I was kind of like, I was like letting my ego get to me. And I was like, I kind of like it. And then my spot got blown. Like, if people didn't really know where I live, now they do because, like, people would drive by just to see it. And then the neighbor came over and was talking to me for a while. And he's like, this is just a random story. But he's like, yeah, one of my buddies had a viper. He drove that, you know, they got real wide tires on them, don't they?

drove it in the rain and crashed it. And I was like, yeah. Don't tell me that. Yeah, yeah. Story is oldest time on a viper. It gets better or worse. I'm like, did he total it? He goes, yeah, he died.

Oh. Yeah. And then I go, oh, shit. He goes, yeah, I think he had a guardrail and got like pretty much decapitated. Holy shit, that's horrible. Wow. Yeah. And then, send your front yard and sat next year.

Noted. And then, like, I was just about to get in it and leave. So be careful. Yeah. Do you really do got to be careful. It is actually, even with the wang and all the downforce. I'd like to imagine that was in an older generation. Yeah, for sure.

The widow makers. Yeah, kind of back to the 10 grand on a rap. It was a pretty sad day. I sold my dirt bike. I no longer own a dirt bike. Whoa. So like, certainly before I could justify putting a sticker on my truck. Yeah, you got to get back on the bike.

I need to acquire a dirt bike. And the people are wondering, what would a guy like you get? Dude, I don't know. If Roxen secures the bag here, then a Suzuki, yeah. You're going Suzuki? I don't know. I kind of want...

Kickstarter Kenny is going to secure it? Okay, so I suppose this podcast will have already got out, but right now Hunter Lawrence and Kickstarter Kenny are one point away going into Salt Lake City, final round of Supercross. This is a pretty Saturday is going to be insane. Whoever wins wins. That's best. Because Webb is like 30-something points back, which I don't...

So Evan and I've been rooting for Kenny since. It's the start of the season, but then Hunter... Years. For years. He's an OG. Yeah. Yeah, he deserves that. And then Hunter Lawrence had never won a race up until this year because his brother's

fast and his brother's out this year. And now Hunter won his first race earlier this year and has just been rolling. It's going to be crazy. I wonder if there's a way we could like watch that. You know how they have like those big TVs in Vegas? Yeah, that'd be fun. Let's find that. Just got to go.

We just got to go to a sports book. Where the bookies are. That's what I was saying. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Sports book. It'd be fun. Dude, we got to do that.

And then you could probably bet on it. Certainly. And Wilder playing this weekend, too. That'd be fun too. Yeah, I've been watching a lot of actual playoff hockey. They're in the playoffs, which is great, but they're against the avalanche right now, and I don't think they're going to win. The avalanche is a good team.

And Dallas is hurt, so that's what the wild haters are saying. You heard it here. I was genuinely curious. I'm like, what is the wild chances? And CJ, as a Minnesota wild fan, says the avalanche might. I think the avalanche are going to take it. If I was going to put my money on, I'd put it on the avalanche. They played last night again?

Yeah, they lost. What can you bet on in Supercross? We were just watching the Kentucky Derby. And, uh, oh my gosh. Actually, dude, I'm in on horse racing now. We got to talk about it. I get why people blow their all their life savings on horse racing. I just wish there was more races.

I know, yeah. Yeah, dude, I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it either. Two minutes. Ev, you should have seen it, though. I was curious about that. There was races all day.

Just nobody watched it until... I watched an actual... It was free limbs. Well, anyways, I thought it was even shorter than it already was. Because... So, like, I would go to Ken's... That's what she said. We showed up to Ken's, and we're sitting there

and you basically got, like, a random horse. If you put 20 bucks in the thing, I got three horses. And all three that I draw, they're shown on the screen. Like, literally the worst odds, you know? But essentially, I had the same amount of money as everyone else. I was like, well, I got screwed. I'm not going to win anything.

The race happens. It's basically, like, the straightway, and they're at the end of the straightway, and it pops up on the screen, and it shows my horse is in the lead. And I just jump up. I'm like, yeah. I'm cheering.

And then I didn't realize they go around in a circle. I thought it was a drag race. He thought it was like a hundred yards. Legitimately, everyone just started laughing at me. I wasn't embarrassed, really, but it should have been an embarrassing moment. It was funny, though. Ben had it on video, actually.

Yeah, I did. I can pop it up here. But it started with, like CJ said, everyone draws their horse out of the hat. And before the race even started, there was like this whole big debacle that went down before they got into like the shoots. And my freaking horse that I drew flipped over backwards before going into the shoot and hurt itself. He kicked him off. Disqualified.

Just bucked off the jockey. That was jacked up, right? Yeah, he was fired up. He would have won that shit too if he wouldn't have just blown his load before the freaking shoot. Like, and then, yeah, and then I was like, do I get to redraw? they were like, nope, sorry. I was like, what the fuck is? This is insane.

I'm bad at gambling, bad at gambling, but at least usually I have a horse in the fucking race. This time I didn't even have a horse in the race. How crazy is that? I was like, I'm so unlucky. Essentially betting on a team that just didn't play. Yeah. We almost got to back up a bit.

We do. We filmed it. It was in last week's video. We showed up to Ken's basically first house party, at least first house party that we heard of. And, you know, the grapevine. The Kentucky Derby.

Yeah, so that's why everyone was dressed up. I would say we more trespassed. So we showed up. Okay, continue. I'll let you do your story. We showed up. Ken's there with all his friends. His friends, not his work friends.

We're like his work friends. Yeah. So we walk in. What the hell is going on? Because we didn't know there was a dress code. You know, realize, okay, everyone's dressed up for the Kentucky Derby. And, yeah, basically got to hang with Ken and his crew. his bachelor pad.

Congrats on the house. Well, it was actually, thank you. It was actually a scope job is what it seemed like. A scope job. Well,

that was more of a... You guys were scoping the place out. Well, we would have liked to show up to the party regardless. Yeah, so anyways, we show up to this party.

That's more of what it would turn into. Yeah. And anybody would have been nice, but yeah, sure. I did check the camera situations. When I was at that party, I walked around the outside, looked at where all those cameras are.

So I had no. That is pretty funny. Ryan had a photo, photographs. I took photos. I did the same thing that we were analyzing. It was actually that I was just standing looking at it. I go, damn.

Like, I've been to a lot of nice houses, you know, that are friends of friends or whatever, but I go, damn, dude, like this, this is my boy's house. I was standing looking at it. I took a picture of it because it looked good. Happened to come in handy later when we were scoping out where the security cameras were. So, yeah, basically the reason we scoped out where the security cameras were is because obviously we had this housewarming gift. We ordered it like a year ago.

And you guys saw it on the video. Ken, what'd you think of it? You shouldn't have. I mean, I just feel bad because I know Mac had to design that thing and he had to design the package of that thing. We just send him the 3D rendering that we took of your body when you were sleeping. Oh, that's even creepier. That's the best part.

Someone's like, oh, wow, it looks just like him. Steve, CJ goes, yeah, we 3D scanned his body. So you didn't want it out front of your house, though. God, no, I didn't want a marble statue with a twig and berry. just proudly displayed. I would not say berries. Would you have rather had your truck wrap like a Cheetah? That's a good point.

That's a great question. Yeah, which one would you take? I'd be honored to have that statue. And I would proudly show that off. I'm actually going to take the statue. I want the statue at my house. CJ did shake on it in the video that you would take a statue. Yeah, I'll deliver it to you.

It's still strapped up and everything. We can go put it in the rocks somewhere where the garden is. Just don't break any sprinklers. Good point. If I Google most famous statue of a man, it appears to be the statue of David, his dick and balls are out. Small balls, though. Yeah, he's got small balls. You got a beat on the nuts at least.

And not a big, big shaft. Honestly, now the anglage and like some of the details that I know me and Mike especially were confused about. After seeing these statues, it honestly likes like, bro, you're doing great compared to this guy. He looked at him. He's literally got a button. They got him inverted. He's fully inverted. It was cold out when they did a scan.

Yeah, it looks like he almost looked at this statue. What is it called? The statue of David. Statue of David and then made it like Ken. They just made it a Ken. Yeah. I didn't realize the pose. Yeah, the pose.

That's why he's doing that. So I was, as you guys are doing this, you cover up my cameras and I was tweaking because some comments Ben was making on Saturday and just the general questions he was asking. Was you run us buy a couple of those because I didn't hear them. He's like, oh, that's a nice bed you got here, which typically means if they ask a question ahead of time. Oh, how much does that cost? Where'd you get it from? How long did it take to get?

Usually that means they're going to fuck with it. So I was like, oh, God, I'm going to come up. Where was your brain going with what we were going to do with your bed? Well, I was just assuming, oh, you were asking questions about my art as well. Ken, and those are genuine, genuine questions. Isn't it, art supposed to be a conversation piece? He obviously appreciates the arts. But I know what our gift was.

I know your process when you're working on a prank, you're asking all these periphery questions. Okay. You think so low of me, Ken. Well, I just know your process. He does. Ken was like, definitely when we were at his house, he was following us around the entire time. Like if Ben and I went upstairs, he'd just very shortly be up there. What are you doing?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm just going to the bathroom. Did anyone use the porcelain? Because I've heard a lot of stories. I said it was one of the nicest bathrooms he's ever seen. It was great.

Top notch. I will say your toilet was a little shallow for a guy. It washes your ass, so it's fine. Ooh. I meant more so like shallow in the front. Yeah, because it's got the bidet on it. No, I know. So it's shorter.

Oh, you have to plug. Like your wiener could just hang out the front. Are you saying you have to like plug it like a cork? Like you need a tight seal? Oh. No, no, because like the bolt, like the opening. What is the pressure washing? He's a little small.

Yeah, if you had a long bowl, you're going to have overspray. Yeah, you're going to have a spray. I see. Yeah, I don't know. You definitely really got to, like, you just got to, like, really kind of tuck it in. You know what I'm saying? But anyways. Yeah, I will say, though, Ken, you sure know how to throw one hell of a party.

Dude, it was insane. That was an insane party. I saw it. I heard that you guys get down. I'm glad you guys had fun. I heard that you were smoking cigarettes inside, Ken. We did smoke cigarettes. You smoked cigarettes inside, Ken.

Ken, I thought you weren't allowed. I thought we weren't allowed to smoke cigarettes inside of anything. Yeah, the fish house. It's on video. I lit the cigarette and then Gavin, I hand it to Gavin. Gavin starts smoking it. And then somebody runs up to him and rips it out of his mouth and runs it outside. Thanks for clear.

But you lit the cigarette. I did light the cigarette. On the stove, which pro move. That is so trap house. So trap house. Like cigarettes inside. That's, Ken, you know, it's the stove light just is, I mean, I mean, that.

It's hard to take you serious when you're making all these requests of us to respect your house when you're smoking cigarettes inside, Ken. Well, you got to break it in and then it's, then you're done with it. Ken, how are you feeling the next day? Yeah. Not too bad. I actually woke up. I went to bed early.

So that was. Yeah, you were definitely. You weren't sore after falling down the stairs? I was a little sore. You fell down the stairs? Well, I got, I got no handrail yet because it's, I noticed. extremely With no handrail

That is a serious liability I'm just gonna pop up a picture There would steps And I just slipped and fell down him He did, he went down It was quite He went down like a ton of bricks They are slippery steps

If there's one word That I would describe Ken with at his party And it's bundled He was bundled Bundled Bundled interesting Okay and then

Defined bundled for me I, the only way I can really Show it is just this picture I'd say Oh my God His eyes were going two different ways. He looks in the pocket right now. But he was bundled.

And he was in a good mood, though. You did start going on, like, a big rant about how you hated plastic hangers, though, to everyone. What? You get, is that two ladies, their legs swung across? We're all smoking cigarettes at Ken's. Look, bundled. Dude. Bundled.

Interesting word, CJ. Bundled. I kind of like it. He was just like a shell of a human being. It's like you're so piled up that you end up in a little bundle wherever. He was just bundled, dude. Like he was melted into that couch. So, CJ, the next day, you know, we went to brunch and I see your fiance's mom.

Okay. And what did she say? Ken, I heard you were bundled last night. She said, oh, I'm picking up some food for Ben and, or CJ and Alex. They're not feeling so hot today. But she was saying we got to have a conversation about this wedding Because she doesn't want to see the Gavin intermission What?

She was not not thrilled about the idea of Do I get anything I want out of this this wedding? Like it went so far that it had to go up to the higher ups of the The food chain of the parents She like she said we got to we got to sit everyone down and have a conversation about it Because she was not Oh because if like we're doing this she wants it big Yeah that's probably what

Yeah, that's probably what she means. Oh, she wants it. Okay. She wants it insane. She's trying to not just have Gavin do it. She wants Dr. David there, too. Oh, shit. A full-on exhibition.

And this needs to be on the itinerary. Ken, it seems like you handled the party. All right. Were your speakers blown? Oh, yeah, we blew. Oh, just one of them. Just one of them, Ken. Yeah, I know.

Because Allander was on music. I'm sitting there. We're outside, and it's so fucking loud. outside you can't talk and the speakers are inside. What? Dude, it was so loud. You blew your speakers, Ken?

This was the guy when the neighbors came over. They were like, where's Ken? You was sitting like this. Just one of them blew. Just one of them blue. So everyone was telling me to tell Alond to turn the music down. And then every time you turn it down, you went louder.

And then you'd come over and crank it up. You were in the settings cranking the woofers. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was lit, dude. There was no. No, no argument about that. It had the people moving. Ken, you were like flexing on me too.

Like you were flexing on like, well, Ryan, me. Like you came up to me and you were like, try and beat this for your house. And you like pointed at the speakers. And I like look up and then I just go, oh, I got three more than you. And you go, what? But I was just lying. But it was funny. It's fun.

It's definitely fun having loud speakers in the house. It was. It was fun as fuck. So what's it look like now, like when you wake up the next morning and you're walking around your new house that smells like cigarettes? And you go, oh, I just need to, like, listen to something nice just to, like, soothe it. And you turn it on. It's, I just put a different zone on. It's just one speaker.

It was all good. Were you reflecting with regrets? I was like, oh, why did I do that? But yeah. Do you think this will be like what your house will be like all the time? God, no. That's a one-time party. It's at Ryan's house next year.

One party a week? Like that's just Saturday night. No, no, no. It's a once a year. Kentucky Derby is only a one time of year thing. Well, obviously. It actually rotates. It rotates host as well.

Ryan, you're on duty for next year. Yeah, they already made a fucking invite. I heard it was like, oh, who's having the party next year? And then it was like,

I think Ryan's like, I'll throw it. I'll throw it. So I can get invited this year. All my boys are going to be invited. But no, it was on one of the guests of, or one of the planners,

more like of Ken's party. Yeah, his committee is, party planning committee because they did everything for you. It was lit. Ken was like the great Gatsby, dude. Show, well, he just was at his house and then all the ladies brought food over and all that. I get the mom thing now.

The dick could carry you. Actually, it was a laundry that wanted to do it, but. Yeah, no, she does want to throw the party. And I'm pretty excited. I'm stoked. I'm going to have all you guys there, dude. We'll burn the place down. You know what you should do?

You should invite all of us, but Ken. Oh, I don't know. I wasn't sending out the invites. Ken's at home. I sent the invites out a year ago. Ken, you can't just blame the invites on the mail system. Did you not get the invite to Ryan's party? Well, it's a year away.

I haven't even sent the invites. No, the invites got sent out yesterday. I missed. Shit, I guess I didn't make that one either. Don't worry, boys. If I'm in charge, you're getting invited. Ken, we'll see how your other parties are this year. And if we get invited.

If you start showing some appreciation towards your gifts. Yeah, so back to the gifts. Yeah, none of those people got you a marble statue. Yeah. And chiseled. Yeah, but having a statue. displaying it's twigginberries in my front yard in a neighborhood is not exactly the kind of vibe I'm trying to go for in my house. Again, it's art. And you could have clothed it. And you could have

clothed it. I know you're a rational thinker sometimes, Ken, you could have clothed it. Yeah, trying to throw some Velcro underwear on there. What if you got something better than Velker underwear? I just, you're not thinking very critically. Yeah, but I just don't want. That's not what I want. I think I don't want that. You could have theme the, it's kind of like one of those gifts somebody gives you and you're like, cool. I don't. Okay, you can't be rude. What would be a gift that you'd want to receive?

That's a good question. Genuine, like, what is something that you would be happy if we got for you? I don't know. So hard to please. You'll figure it out eventually. I guess we just got to keep trying, keep shooting from the hip and hopefully we get there. Kind of like when you ask your girlfriend where you want to go to dinner and then you take her somewhere. It's never, you know.

Quite the right spot. Yeah. But she won't give you input. I just got to say, like, it's close, but it's like having just a dick and balls. My front yard is an absolutely no. It was pretty small. To every party, because you guys all wear fancy outfits,

you could have had different outfits for your statue. Think about it. It would have been great. Everyone would have loved it. Yeah, you also could have put it inside, too. We did give you that option. Yeah. Could have helped you move it to your back paddy.

Yeah, we said, we'll help you move this. Yeah, I just moved it out because I don't want that. I don't like that. I don't like how legendary. You walk into somebody's house and they have a giant marble statue of themselves. Well, now imagine. Take it a step further. How legendary is it?

You show up to my house and I have a giant hand-chiseled naked statue of Ken in my rock garden. So you want the naked statue at CJ's house where you don't have any control over what it's wearing? Well, I said I just don't want it in my house. If you wanted it at your house, go ahead. So it's going to CJs. We can't just not do anything with it. The thing costs so much goddamn money. It took a year.

I'm a little jealous. I was going to your house. It's sick. Oh, we could maybe do like a parade of homes. You guys, no, no, no, it's going to my house. You guys were all like, oh, you're taking to your house? And then I started saying like, yeah, of course, Sam. It's going to be so sick.

Now everyone's like, I wanted my house, except for Ken, of course. I like that idea, parade of homes. But CJ locked it down until September 4th, Labor Day. I'll run it until September 4th, then. All right, fine. That's fine. At least for the summer, then when everyone comes over, they see it. Yeah.

Well, I'll tell you some things that you could get me, Ken, that I would be happy about. What's that? You could buy my dinner. You could get me a case of beer. You could buy me a bottled water. I'd be happy about all of those. I'd be stoked with the same things. Yeah.

You know what? Pretty easy to please. A gift card to Buffalo Wild Wings. That's a title and thumbnail. Ken's YouTube channel. I buy CJ a gift card. I'd still be happy. So stoked.

Yeah. And I'd be just stoked with your presence at my party. You know, I would. Presence or presents? Presence. Presence. Like physical gifts? Being there.

Being. Yeah. Like just, you know, having you around would be a gift for me so you could come to my party that I'll invite you to, unlike you not inviting us. You guys were invited to the party. They were just, the invitation of the reason is lost in the mail. Wrong. I certainly never got an invitation. I'm like 100% didn't.

It was a hairy situation. I did lock down an invite. I wasn't a year before. Mike was invited, but he didn't go to the rest of us. Yeah, no, but like probably two months before it happened from one of your friends, I got an invite. And I thought she was inviting us to a party at her house, but it was actually with your address. And then I put two and together. And then Sidney's like, I don't think we got the invite.

And I'm not about going to parties that were not invited to. I miss it on the party of the century. That is the number one rule. I guess. That's a good point. That's why you wear a mustache if you do go. Is that what you did? Yes.

Ken didn't know I was there for. 25 minutes. That's pretty impressive. When Ben took off his mustache, Ken was like, what the, Ben? Get out! That's what he said. He was way more fine with a random stranger in his house than you. I don't know who this Eduardo guy is, but he seems pretty chill.

Ken's having his cameras, AI, write an algorithm to facial recognize just Ben. Just call the cops immediately. Party at my house next year is going to be crazy. We might even burn the place down. We decided we're going to do, uh, Uh, either, oh, burn it down. No, he said define we. I said, what do you mean we?

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Ken said we're gonna burn it down What do you mean we I don't know if you'll be there Ken Joe Bartle might make a Ken's in there Hey whoa buddy We're not that stupid

I'm not falling for that First of all I was smart And I bought a house In the same neighborhood is Ben, so he'll be up to no shenanigans because he doesn't want to drive property values down. Oh, smart. Keep your enemies close and your friends even closer.

Can you imagine throwing a party, one party so hard that it drove your property value down? Holy shit. Obviously, that's a physical party. That's some rapper type shit. The rapper buys a house in a nice neighborhood or like Jake Paul when he used to throw the big parties in his neighborhood and then the police would news would come.

I could see it. I heard this quote the other day. And I kind of want to hear specifically one of your thoughts on where it came from. I don't know if you made it up or what, but the quote is, you'd cry if your ice cream was cold. And I was like,

that shit goes hard. And I'm wondering where that was. I saw it on TikTok a screenshot of it and it was just had music in the background. Oh, CJ dropping bars. And it must have been a comment that was screenchotted. Yeah.

Well, I heard that from the one and only. Who else? but Grandpa Ron. He said that since I was a little kid. But, no, dude, some of these kids on TikTok will just, like, have, like, a video of their dirt bike and be like, C-boys falling off. When I'm like, brother, first off, look at the fucking analytics.

We're not falling off. But second off, they're just saying it because then it gets, like, all these comments, all that. And people just love being negative. But anyways, I commented, you'd cry if your ice cream was cold. Because he was saying how he didn't like the last vid. and then literally he responds umji like I was just saying that to try and get

famous and shit like that I'm dead serious I'm dead serious and then like you know then a bunch of people started like basically talking crap to him in the comments but he still has it up support always wins as opposed to fake hate yeah yeah it does remind me of when what was when you asked the guy to take the TikTok down

of the 4-7 when we were picking that up you know or someone whoever picked up Cheeto yeah When we asked him to take it down and he, like, said he would, but it had so many views that he couldn't bring himself to do it. Which one was that? Man, we bought the fake truck.

With the 4-7. Glenn. I just came when Glenn was... Oh, yeah. This is exactly what he said. Yo, CJ, sorry for the hate. Just trying to get popular. And then the next kid responds to that kid.

He goes, damn, bro. You're fake as fuck. Switched up fast. That's funny. Oh, and then this other kid said, guess who is going to be on the podcast this week? L-O-L, which is ironic. I wasn't funny.

I'm talking about it, but now he is. I just saw the quote. I actually saw another TikTok of the quote. And I was like, damn, that's a bar. And it's like people folded under pressure. Don't switch up now. Anything for clout. Yeah, he's based.

OMG, now you're apologizing. Like, there's kind of like going after him. I think the thing about that, though, is like, I kind of just look at it. Like, we have, you know, such a big audience. And it's hard to please all of them week after week when we're doing it, like, at the level that we are. because at the end of the day, we're making content that we think is good. And if it wasn't, we would be the first people to say that.

But that's just probably not the case. And they're the same people that are like, y'all are running out of ideas when we do 100 people versus bulldozer or a truck. When that's just not the case. That's a good-ass idea. That's just like the truth of it. Like, that's just a good idea. And we have, we have thousands of ideas. We're not running out of ideas anytime soon.

I think they just like just having something negative to say, like, honestly. Well, it's the same people that are just like, you guys need to ride dirt bikes. Go back to, like, riding dirt bikes and vlogging. And then as soon as we did that, they'd be like, wow, content's getting a little stale. All you do is ride dirt bikes and vlog. They'd be like, wow, they can't come up with any new ideas. It's like, you're just not going to win. So that's why I said you'd cry if your ice cream was cold because they're going to cry no matter what.

People like that. It's like anyone posting a negative comment. That just gets way more traction in views than somebody you're saying like, oh, I love this. Yeah, no, exactly. And that's the thing is when they do that, then it's like it fires up to comments or whatever. And I swear it's way easier to be negative than positive. And you'll see that with a lot of people. And it's normally people that aren't doing anything.

Yeah, I mean, I think it's always, always people that aren't doing anything. And for the guys who want some dirt biking, I see, I see the word dirt biking on this board quite a few times. literally coming up this week. It's just fucking 32 degrees out right now. We've got to get the track dialed it. This week, yeah. But honestly, whatever. Yeah, I really don't give a shit.

We're going to make the videos we want to make. Yeah, which is kind of the truth of the matter. Like, people that are running the same. If you think you can make a better video than us, you should start making them because I think we need more good YouTubers in the space. Honestly, it'll bring more people onto YouTube. It's only going to help us. And our videos can suggest out.

I'd love it. If you guys think that you can make better videos than us, you should do it. Like, absolutely do it. It'll change your life. For sure. You'll have a marble statue outside of your house. Yeah, that you'll hate and then give it back to whoever give it to you. That might be an anomaly.

Ken is such an anomaly for that. Dude, Ken, you really are in just such an island of your own here. Like, nobody listening to this podcast can relate to you. Like, not a single person listening right now. It's just like that exact same thing happened to me, Ken. I know how you feel. Ken's got to be like the only person in the world to get a marble statue of himself and then hate it and be like, get it out of here. And just don't want it.

We can move on. It'd be like a, remember that show Sweet 16? Yeah. They're like throwing this massive party. And then it's like, all right, you got to come out and see your new car. And they're like, I didn't want the Audiari. I wanted a Lamborghini hurricane. It was red.

I wanted pink. The whole night's ruined. That was a crazy show It was a crazy show It was a crazy show It was crazy shows in those days It's kind of crazy to think that Like producers were able to like

Coherce the The talent or You know Whoever they were filming Like into doing the things that they did When like It's such a bad look on them I think they just did it

Some of these you know Obviously some of them were But that's just That is straight up reality TV You're just this rich kid Your parents are going to throw you this Exuberant party And they're like

Oh sweet and I get to be on TV now too You know like absolutely True But I never was really a birthday guy Really? Stay the same age Just wasn't yeah

Wasn't a birthday guy I never really had many birthdays Like parties Shit siege I did like you know When you're little you'd like You know have your friends go and you'd go bowling or something But dude we should gotta throw CJ

The ultimate birthday party You gotta make that up for you Like birthday cakes Balloons Stay in Vegas Fireworks How far out's your birthday? May 15th.

On Friday. Next week. Next week. That's a while. I mean, but CJ, as you say. A full week in Vegas. With our crew. Just saying.

We'd have to go on. Logistically. Couldn't do it. Financially. Impossible. As CJ sometimes say, you know, let's just stay on our home turf and make a better video at home. We're going to do that with your birthday.

It's a Friday birthday, too? No. Mike, we got to go to a bowling alley at least. I do love bowling. We have to go to a bowling alley. If we really want to do it big, we're going to go to Skatland. I don't know about it. I would go bowling.

Holiday and pool? I'll go to Skatland. I don't care. Go to the pool. Community center. That was fun. We rent out the party room. Yeah, like a hotel with a pool.

That would be good. And then ham sandwiches with Doritos on them? No, you get Domino's pizza, bro. That's what you get. But ice cream cake. Domino's, then you got like Cheetos, Doritos, two liters of pop. And then Cigrault will correct you what he really wants. Yeah.

Do you want like Mountain Dew, Diet Pepsi? Ken, actually, if you give me an infrared scope. That'd be great. Oh, I'm glad you asked, Ken. And then also infrared binoculars. So like a diet Mountain Dew? No, he's on Diet Coke. Everybody gets party favors.

Everybody gets Parahelies. Yeah, when CJ's opening up his gifts, they're just like insane, like, thousands of dollar gifts. He's like, ooh, I wanted these infrared binos. Thanks, Ken. They're like $8,000 They'd be close to almost as much as your statue. Oh my gosh. I already have a date just, but thanks again, boys.

A Rolex? He like keeps opening shit up and we're like, no, actually, who the fuck bought this shit for him? Oh, he just started buying it. I just gifted myself things. A round trip, PJ, to wherever I want the country? That'll come in handy. Yeah, those would be awesome gifts.

Yeah, we'll throw you a birthday party siege. Well, unless you really, I don't know. There's plenty of moments in movies where they're like, don't throw me a birthday party, whatever you do. And then they're like, throw them a giant surprise party. Hmm. Yeah, what's like the best birthday party you've ever been to? I think the best birthday party I've ever been to was when that dad flew us out for his son's 14th birthday on his private jet and then picked us up in a helicopter and then brought us into the mountains. And we did a bunch of stuff. and then flew us home on the private jet.

Like that was a pretty crazy birthday party. We dropped a snowmobile from a helicopter. Yeah. We actually still talked to Max, the kid that is birthday. He was with us in Florida when that whole debacle was going down with that woman and Ken at dinner. He was at that dinner with us. That's funny. That was a pretty crazy birthday party.

I don't know if anything will ever top that actually. I don't know if it's even possible to. What? Put cat food in my buzz ball. Oh, I have a video of you like realizing. And I'm like looking around. Didn't you put cat food in Shred 80's mouth?

Yeah. Like can you be that mad about it? I look like backwash. I couldn't identify it. And I knew me and Shred 80 where drinking up and I'm just like, kind of looking at Gavin. I'm like, what is going on here? And I was still drinking it. You couldn't even taste it.

And I just say Max is just sitting there. Gritting. And he never said it. And finally I just. gave up because it was like half full with cat food so I kept yeah look at this look it looks like a fucking goldfish in a

in a fish jar he wasn't done chewing and just half his food went in the big pot who did this you had enough of the buzz ball no one what what a waste I haven't had a sip of that shit

yeah he was he was sitting there like after the podcast he was like dude I put cat food in Evans buzz ball and I was like it was pretty funny watching you sip on it. I think it was the next day that he told me. He told me at some point, but I don't think it was that night. He's like, oh yeah, I did

put cat food in your busbow. Nice. Literally held it up for a minute. I got pretty lucky with, not for say like we did a specific party, but like three years in a row. We were like in Vegas over my birthday. Oh yeah. I always had a good time. Like going out to dinner and just like, yeah.

So not necessarily a party, but like I always had a very, very good time. What was the date transpiring on you getting hired officially. Was that your birthday? It was my birthday. That was, yeah, your birthday in San Diego. It was such a,

I was in a weird state because I woke up feeling super sick that morning. So me and you, we went, we rode bike to like e-bikes to wild greens. So I'm drinking a bunch of day quill just trying to not feel like I'm dying. And then I start rolling on the mimosa's at breakfast. So I think I was a little confused. And then, yeah, you guys gave me a job. It was a lot to process all that morning. And you were like, we were like, well,

Think about it. I don't need to think about it. I'm calling my boss right now. Then you walked out, I walked out of breakfast and called your boss. CJ's like, dude, just like actually,

like think about it for a little bit. And I actually listened to him for like 20 minutes. And we're in the RV and I actually texted him. Not that I didn't end up calling him. I have like a good relationship with him or whatever. But I just wanted to like give him like more to respect. Like the biggest heads up. Like I'm going to be doing this.

So like I'm not going to wait a week or whatever. tell him. Yeah, and then he can start planning immediately. Yeah, I remember we're all sitting at breakfast where you, Ben, C.J, me, and Ev, and then that was back when Mike was still sleepy. And we're sitting there at breakfast and I go to the bathroom and Evan's gone. He's over on the phone talking to Nikki. Hey, go, yo, we just hired Evan.

I was like, I was in the bathroom for like three fucking minutes. All right. The time was right. The time was just right. Hey, man, another Ryan's out of here. I did feel a little bad because he's like, like, we're not going to talk about it. like, I'm not much to talk about. That's pretty wild.

I should have let her feel like she was helping me make the decision, but it wasn't really a, yeah, really an option. You can't really say no to. Getting hired on your birthday. Ironically enough, shit my pants on stilts that day. Oh my gosh. My gosh. So you've been doing this for a while.

Oh, yeah. Because I was on all the NyQuil and the mimosis, I was a wreck. And then Buttery had those like, oh yeah, we got buttery's on a stilts. Bouncy stilts? They got me running up and down the road. I'm jumping. Were they bouncy stilts? Or were they just straight up drywall state?

No, no, no. They had a little spring in them. So, like, you could kind of run with them and, like, take, like, eight foot bounds. You were having fun. We were filming a podcast in the RV. Leave Evan and Medium unattended for, like, two hours. And he shits himself. Boy, that, yeah, he didn't help.

Whoa. No, no, not like that, not like that. Let's just say, I left that basement confused. That sounded bad too. Fuck. So many. I actually don't know where you're going.

Can you explain yourself? I think you've said too much. Or what about that time Slim had a Friday birthday birthday and you guys didn't leave your lawn chairs still Monday? Yep. You slept in your lawn chairs? No, it's just one of our favorite quotes of Slims where his dirt bike was broken,

but we were going on a camping trip or something. And we were all busting his balls because he wasn't going to be able to ride with us all weekend. And he just had his crisper next to the lawn chair. And he just says, I don't give a fuck if I don't leave this chair until Monday. A legendary quote that we actually bring up at least once a week. We've got some shop remodels going on around here. We're just finally finishing up the conference room.

But the best part about the shop has been the wash bay. You guys used it yet? I have. I used it the other day. You did a shitty job on your car. It was dirty by the time you got to the farm. Didn't do the best job, I'll be honest. Which is not a credit to the supplies, which our boys at S&S auto supply hooked us up.

They're local guys actually out of Fargo, and they have like commercial cleaning products. So they gave us like the mixers so we don't use too much soap in the bottles. The wash base dialed, man. It looks so good. It does look good. It looks so good. And it works phenomenal. Which is awesome.

What do you want? Press the button. It comes out. It doesn't get better than that. We don't do a lot less soap. There was a couple guys, my self probably included. When you would like mix it in the foam can and you'd like fill it holding. Yeah, they're pouring like half a bottle of soap.

We're going through like buckets of soap fucking weekly. Wait. So on this new setup, you can just press it once and it like auto fills? No. Ben pressed it seven times. It's not filling the bottle to the top. For the normal soap, it's pre-deluded. Yeah.

So like me. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're doing the degrecer or the soap or the ceramic soap, you just like press the button and fill up your jug. Okay. That makes sense. You don't need to add water anymore. Yep.

Oh, makes sense. Oh. Yeah. That makes a lot more sense. Oh, because did you add water? I did. Well, it's a nice setup, but it's not idiotproof. I guess so.

All right, that makes it way more sense. Oh, that's a good setup. Dude, that is, that's really nice. That's dummy proof now. Yeah. You can't beat a hand wash. Like, you can go to a touchless car watch. You can go to a touch car watch.

But just doing it the old-fashioned way, grabbing the mitt, bucket of soapy water and just spraying and wiping the thing down, you're not going to beat that. man it's just that's the best way if you want to get something therapeutic about it that's what i was thinking it is i enjoy it i think it makes you appreciate your car again you know you get your hands on it dude do you guys ever feel like when i have like a clean car like it's part like the inside's clean and the outside's clean i feel like it runs better like i'm like i'm like driving the thing i'm like this thing's mint like you know i don't know just there's something about it and obviously that's just in my head but it's like there's

something about it where i'm just like accelerated a little hard i'm like this thing's brand new it's fine I feel like that after I changed the oil and the Raptor. That too. It's good for it, but like it's not making it run better. No. But I get in and go, oh, this thing's good for another $100,000. Yeah, it's just like you just feel better putting your foot into it more so. Like you're not like, ooh, I don't want to drive it too hard.

I do feel that way about it at least having a clean car. It makes you like it again. Like I don't think you realize like you get in your car. It's all dirty and dusty and whatever. And then he cleaned it out and you're like, damn, just like the day I got her. We're just finally finishing up there. conference room. But still can't find a door for my bedroom.

Oh, what is the status on the door? At this point, 100% on me for sure. Like when we did it, we go, all right, if we kick this door in,

how fast can we have it replaced? And Ryan was like, a week, tops. We're like, okay, let's run it. It truly doesn't bother me.

And I get more enjoyment, like, once a month, just like bringing, bringing it back. We're going to pack up. No, that is actually on me. And I'm going to take care of that.

Within a month. Within the next six months. Yeah. By the end of the year, I'll be pumped. That'd be cool. No, yeah, that's my bad. That and there's something else broken too. Yeah, things are looking good around here, though.

We've got a new conference room that is kind of just like a meeting room. We'll, like, sit down and throw ideas at the board. So we got like the world's biggest whiteboard. I'm pretty fucking proud of that whiteboard. Yeah, the whiteboard's awesome. It's as big as they make. them in one sheet. Six by 12.

Is it like back? Back lit? No. It's not backlit. But it's magnetic and glass. Magnetic and glass. It was, I'm not gonna lie.

It was... Yeah, can I, I'm curious. I want to know. I still don't know how much all of it is. Just the figures. I don't want to know how much. How many figures?

Is it five figures plus? No. Oh my God. It's a $100,000 whiteboard? No. No. No. Well, you said plus.

Well, yeah, five figures plus. Oh, okay, no, it'd be like it was, it was mid four figures. Oh, mid four. Oh, okay. Holy shit. We got technically mid upper. Corbo. With install.

So close to five figures. It's closer to mid than it was to upper. Nice. That's not bad. We got like Corbo who makes racing seats hooked us up with a bunch of like red office chairs. Oh. We got 12 of them in those boxes. Yeah, dude.

It's going to look like insane. I thought we were outfitting every car on the property with racing seats. The office seats are sick, but I... You got a car we need them in? No, not really. Miatas dialed, so we're good. Yeah, we already got them in the yard. I'm just saying, I saw a lot of those boxes.

I was like, man, that's a lot of seats. Gaming chairs now. We probably will need seats, actually, for Evan's other car. True. I've been getting a lot of DMs poking about, like, what this burnout car is going to be. And I wouldn't consider it a burnout-specific build, but it's definitely going to shred some tires. Yes.

I mean, because I feel like when you say building a burnout car, there's a very special type of car that is like Yeah,

that was made specific rate. So like I'm not giving anything away but I do clarify like I don't want anyone to be super disappointed and be like that's not a burnout car.

What's the difference between just a high horsepower car that can do a good burnout versus a burnout built car? One big one is usually you got tubs.

Cooling. So when those tight cooling, but like the tubs in the rear and so you have actually shred the tires off and you don't ruin the car. You know what I mean? Oh,

like, is it just cooling and then just having tubs in the rear? I mean, kind of. And obviously high horsepower? Unnecessarily high horsepower with absolutely no objective to put traction to the ground. Yeah. You know.

Really no need for breaks in the rear. Like in a burnout competition, is it style or is it just who can burn their tires off the quickest? Good question. I know that there's something to do with time, almost like you don't want to blow them. home off too quick but also not oh my gosh you guys

I just saw the craziest video of this guy the other day I got to show you he was doing a burnout in a burnout in a burnout competition you're gonna laugh you're gonna freaking ass off actually oh my god please tell me it's the fucking Shelby that just he doesn't do a burnout

yep I don't know what this guy was doing watch this shit you guys you're gonna laugh oh my gosh no look at him look in the driver's seat That's $125,000 truck. He's just...

Oh, he's hammered. Oh, he's hammered. I don't think he's hammered. That's quite possibly the whole... Dude, he's hammered. I think he's just realizing he just drove a fucking show. No, bro. He's 100%...

There's no way they put him in a... Is that bones? That's bones. Who? It's not bones. He is one of our hoodies. No, they call him bones. He's a local guy.

Oh. I think that was just when reality hit. Oh my gosh, dude. He realized what he had done. It actually doesn't look that bad. The damage. No, really doesn't. Yeah, the...

In Sturgis? Yeah. Dude, I've watched this video 15 times and never noticed this guy. It looks like Ken. Actually fucking losing it in the driver's seat. Ken's like, how does that look like me? Just the couch photo, Ken's like. Man, that was epic.

That guy was maybe bundled too. How's just trying to? go home, but it turns out he parked in the burnout pit. He didn't do fucking anything. He didn't even do that truck as like, how many horsepower? 700?

It could easily do a burn. It was actually a pretty weak burnout. He just kind of forgot about the brake. He a BSed himself. I'm sure he was running the brake and then with the gas and then the brake didn't work. Yeah.

Yeah. I crashed in my garage with my Buick once. Same thing. I'm surprised as everybody's didn't go off. Yeah. Pretty good smack into that. Yeah. Hint know cement walls.

never. Did you guys like you guys see this? Can you imagine being the Chevy driver? I heard the Chevy driver was a cop, a lady cop. Don't know if that was true.

A lot of shake-its sitting. She looks kind of like she would be. She parked her Silverado on top of a sick-ass hurricane. Okay, I've got a crazy conspiracy theory on this. How could you possibly have a conspiracy theory on this? The one thing that immediately discredits me is they don't have a better video of it happening.

But it made such a spectacle out of it. Like they went and got a flatbed truck to pull it off. Like just fucking throw it in reverse and back off. I agree. The guy who owns the Lambo, classic Florida Lambo owner is like a business guru. And so he's got 15 videos of him walking around his car with his Lambo all cooked like this.

And they left it for like, it took hours to get it off. They had a big crowd come out. Honestly, if it was my Lambo, I'd be like, just leave it. I got to get my buddies over here to see this. Oh, 100. I do agree with that.

I'm sure they didn't want to, they wanted, like, document everything with cops and just so insurance could take care of it. But the way that guy acted in all those videos, pretty sucks. Probably totaled. It didn't. It didn't even go through the glass. Wow. Yeah, but I'm sure it's, probably total, but it, like, it doesn't, it's, I wouldn't want that. That brings up, everything salvageable.

That brings up the scenario, Ryan. So in, I think the last, one of the last David Dolberg videos. Yeah. This guy has like an old school kind of like muscle car. I think it's a Camino. Yeah, I think it might be. And he rolls, it, it pops out of gear and it probably doesn't have a good e-break. And it rolled down the hill because it's in California onto the hood of a Tesla.

Yeah. And then when they tried, they just were like, all right, we're going to back the Tesla out. Which is so dumb. I don't think it was dumb. The Tesla getting out was smart. Instead of having the person in the El Camino ready to hit the brakes when they backed out so it didn't roll again. He floors it out. No one was in the vehicle in front.

It was still in neutral. Rolls back up onto it. Yeah, I don't know if that was intentional, but it was one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. It was hilarious. How'd they catch that on video? Well, they didn't catch the initial thing,

but then they got it. When they, yeah, so he tried to drive it out, and then no one was in the car that was on top of the Tesla ready to hit the brakes. It was still in neutral

with no one in it. Do you guys see that in Colombia, that lady, monster truck driver, that just drove through the crowd? Yeah. I saw that. You got mad.

Horrible. No, no. The throttle must have stuck. Yeah, probably a vehicle malfunction. Yeah. Really messed up. And he killed people? Look at that.

Oh, my gosh. What? That is a good looking out Camino. Why would you do that? He even had it there, but then he got nervous and threw it in reverse again. And then it got speed. Whose car's that? Rod, you can't park there.

With all of us, we can lift it up. We can lift it up. Alex. Yeah, it's no good. Dude, I've always thought about that when I'm at Monster Jam. I'm like, they could easily drive right over the barricade. Apparently, there was just a dude that they said they pulled his monster truck license, but he actually rolled out.

And what was crazy is now just today I see a clip of Gravedigger, same arena for sure, probably the same day, that like does the backflip, does the normal routine, flips his monster truck, literally comes up like 10 feet shorter than the dude that did like the exact same thing. And everyone was defending him because, like, dude, I know. Yeah, they're in the fucking Civic Center here. Wait, this guy got in trouble for doing this? Yeah.

Yeah. Why? Dude, I don't know. Apparently, they said too aggressive for the arena. Like, in theory launched up into the crowd, yeah. I mean, I get that. But it's also like, how about don't do it in tiny stadiums like that? Yeah.

That's the answer. Yeah, that doesn't really seem like it's quite his fault. I don't know if that's. It's just a mismatcher. But he literally does the same thing. He just rolls one less time and stops right like in that doorway. And apparently that was fine. But like how much control do those guys?

Obviously like when it starts going forward like that, but like what could he have done differently? And that one is tough because like that one he just rolled and bounce on a jump. It's different if you have like a malfunction where your throttle sticks. And then you just like ram into. But they were saying, so like, I don't know if this is true, but it actually makes sense is that all of like the professional monster jam trucks or whatever have like remote kills, switches or whatever.

So like when we're talking about that deal in Columbia, where that one just goes rogue. That lady went crazy or what? No, no. Her throttle just stock. It looked like an older monster truck. Yeah. It wasn't a real.

It wasn't a real one. It's not a monster jam truck. But it also kind of set up you'd see for like a burnout contest. like metal railing fence with the crowd standing right up to it. Not even Jersey barriers. And she just drove through it. So like... Bad deal.

Yeah, really bad deal. Dude, they've had like the same monster truck characters since I was a little kid. Like they've always had Grave digger. They had the dog. They rotate. There's like fresh ones, but you got to keep the classics. Yeah. Absolutely.

I'm not complaining about it. But so is that the same team or how do you end up getting... I'd imagine it's got to be ran by the same team? It's like, the same vehicle design, but they rotate the drivers through it. Well, obviously, yeah, different drivers. You know what they need to do to Monster Jam is they need to WWEify it? Like, they need to have like, yeah, they need to like make it a battle, like a personal and then make it interesting to watch.

It has escalated a lot, though. I don't know if it's the past five years or maybe longer, but when they have a big area or a big arena, Oh, yeah. Some of the jumps and shit that they are doing is... I remember watching as a kid, and, I mean, it's way different now. I mean, doing the back flips and then literally jumping way over 100 feet. Just a flat.

Just insane. They've definitely leveled up, but I imagine the trucks are way better. Yeah, way more power. Yeah, they're all doing flips now. Dude, they have... A big-ass truck to be flipping over. It's just a primal love of a man. I think Travis was the first one to try it if I...

Maybe someone had tried it, but remember... Yeah, on Nitro Circus. So many years ago, he tried to do one and landed right on the roof. Like, it was pretty scary, I think. I remember that. But now it's just like a normal thing. Like, yeah, if you go to one of those shows, everyone's doing that. Everyone's flipping.

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and I just don't understand it. That search bar is always seeing some weird shit. I don't need TikTok much, but it's like, what does this have to do with the video? And why is this telling me this? Sometimes it's like dead on. It's like you watch a video and they're bag about something and then the search bar is exactly what you're looking for.

And then other times it's legitimately like the Seaboy's wheelie to tear. And then the search bar will be C-boys quitting announcement. Oh, yeah, it's always that. I think people just click on it because they're like, what the fuck. Yeah, true. And then it gets traction. All right, here's Travis's flip. This shit is crazy.

I remember this. Please work. Please work. I have a bulletproof cage on this thing. I love this. This is Apostrona land too. He came in crazy fast. Absolutely worst case scenario.

Yeah, and if you see how they do them now, I mean, they're doing them off of like a third of the height. an enduro style backflip where you go into it at like one mile an hour and go. But of course Travis is going to try to do it. Like big air. Massive. Man, I can't imagine how that feels. Flying upside down towards the ground. Well, just like the jolt impact, like those things are so aggressive.

They have to have like some kind of crazy seat suspension, don't they? Or some kind of crunch. Yeah, true. It's right to the cage. But they might, I think don't they have like a suspended? type of. Oh, isn't that all those guys that jump all those cars or something?

Don't they have like a suspended scene? But how would that work upside down? Well, I don't know, but maybe it kind of works. Or do they just put like a little bit of bubble wrap here and there and call it good? That definitely went to help him. But he actually does that. Maybe we've met, he probably mentioned it on the podcast,

but like he goes, if you guys are ever in a pickle for something that you're scared to do, use a lot of bubble wrap. It is a one-time use. He's like, but it works. I've been thinking we need to debatably try that. Like a TRX jump, some bubble wrap.

Something like that. Yeah. Just try it. Because you blow all the air out and you go, oh, that worked. And then you put new bubble wrap in. Hey, Jack, order us up some bubble wrap. It makes sense. Big bubble bubble wrap.

Perfect. I'm on it. Do you even have oil changes, Ryan? No, they just keep adding fucking oil to my car, not removing it. That's the problem. Yeah. So did they actually overfilled it twice? There's dry sump oil pumps.

It's part of the engine. And they didn't drain the. the oil from the oil pumps. So then when they re-added the oil, they added too much oil, which caused it to push between gaskets and things. Like, it doesn't just get into the combustion chamber accidentally. So they added too much and didn't account for the oil in the dry sums?

Exactly. They added the correct amount, but had all the oil. You would think that there would maybe be a safe, like a blow by, like. And maybe there is, and that's how it got mixed into my combustion chamber.

But you're saying there's two and they, there's two dry sumps and they drained one of them, was it? Yeah. So then I brought it in. I was like, there's a fucking problem. And then they fixed the right side, but they didn't fix the left side. It either that or they just added too much oil to the engine a second time. So yeah, a bit of a deuce. They owned up to it and took care of it right away.

But what is taking care of it? I guess just changing the fucking oil again. I brought my truck to get the window fixed three times. times they have not fixed it. Really? So what's it do? It just doesn't work. It gets stuck.

I have to like grab it and pull it up. It is pretty much. Oh my God. That's fucking annoying. And now it's, it's working, but it's like, eh,

like it's going so slow. I got a 2024, Ford Raptor. It should not be doing this. How do the fuck? And that's like, it's one thing because I go, my Corvette smokes.

And they go, it ain't smoking now. And I go, okay, you're right. But like the window. they would just have to I don't know

the first two times they were like trying to reflash something on it I'm like no it's the motor and then supposedly they replaced the motor but I don't think they did

but it's wasting my time because dropping your truck off you have to have someone pick you up it's just this whole rigamarole I demand a courtesy car dude I'm not fucking demand them some money for lost revenue dude every time I see you

hopping in that car Ryan I just started pulling my phone out it's probably smart honestly. The clutch on starting does not engage correctly anymore. Like when I like stop at a stoplight and then start going, it kind of does just like long. Time for some high performance parts?

Yeah. I'm just going. They say it's fine. So I'm just going to keep driving it how I have been. And if something happens, it's under warranty. Did you have a word to you? Supposedly. That's what they say.

But also, I mean, Chevy will do anything to get. get out of their warranty. I'm sure they won't want to back. Didn't they do some like weird kind of stuff where if you sold the car within a certain time frame when those came out, the warranty was just completely void? Yes, they did, which I was worried about, but my guy had it for six months, so we're good. And he sold it for below MSRP, which was also anti-flipper. Um, Ryan, if you weren't going to be a Corvette driver, uh-huh. What would your car be if you were going to replace this? A Hummer EV? Would you get like a Tesla Model S plaid? Plad? So you had, you know, your, electric truck or whatever you want to call your bummer and the electric car no i'm done with

the electric car although it is nice because gas prices are up they are yeah so steep it's pretty bad but uh i i don't know i don't really have anything that i'm like i must must have the new t rxes are obviously sweet but i'm i'm not paying over msrp for another one you can only buy so many TRX is for above MSR. Before you get on some kind of list. Yeah, exactly. They'll start fucking directly emailing me being like the idiot list. I don't know, CJ.

Honestly, your G-Wagon has been appealing to me. I think that'd be a nice car. It's rugged and it's off-road, but it's luxury. I'll sell it to you. Hey, you might have just talked yourself into it there. Yeah, it's too bad your Corvettes broken. Otherwise, I'd trade you. Well, it's currently working.

And it has a warranty. I don't want that thing, dude. I've seen it. You see what it's been through? Would you sell it for MSRP? I'm going to fucking buy it. My G-Wagon? Absolutely.

You're good. It's not more than MSRP. Ryan's like, if it ain't over MSRP, I ain't interested. I'd get a red one. It's a six-year-old vehicle. I'll sell you it for MSRP, absolutely. I'd go get a red G-Wagon. If you want it wrap, maybe we can get a deal.

I need a wrap. There you go. It's a good point, actually. A couple of red wraps. It looks great coming out. I don't think we need. need any more red vehicles around here. No, I feel so.

Like, dude, I think we are actually capped out. We do have a lot of red people. We have a lot. We could almost do like green, blue. I've had two orange cars. I've been trying. I've been trying to diversify. I have a green car and an orange car.

Ryan, you have been trying like the two orange cars and then you pull up next to all the red cars and you can just feel it. You can feel the energy. Wish that guy's car was red. I know. I wish it was red. My Bronco's pretty close to red. It's not, but it's close.

You're closer to orange. You're closer to my boat, Ken. It's not a boat you want to be in. CJ, you got to sell that G-Wagon because I want to roll around. You're in that yellow Gallardo. I know. I don't even, I'm not just hyping you up. Like when Evan sent that, he was talking to you.

I know. I genuinely think that might be one of the top cars. I think Evan I need to be Lambros for you to own. Yeah. That's a fucking. Sick. I don't know. Like Gucci and Waka were the Ferrari boys?

Gucci. Just be the Lada boys. We'd be more than kind of lit out. Except for if me, Mike and Ben go driving in a red car, you actually wouldn't be. They hang back a couple miles. The red mog.

Yeah. When you guys did your little photo shoot outside of Zorba's and my car was just in the back, it just had a little wing and it was orange. I just didn't. I was just like, I'm not, I'm just going to keep it hidden. It just sucks. Speaking of cars,

Were you having a transmission issue on the viper? Is that buff itself out? No, I wish. I'd be sick if it just buffed itself out. Oh, I guess I meant, did you fix it? That's all the way from last summer? Yeah, I mean, I just, like, didn't get it fixed this winter. It was like synchro or something, right?

Yeah, 50th year synchro, no big deal. What does that mean? It just grinds putting into a fifth. Oh, just turn the music up. And I've shifted like a baby, so it's fine. But if you were to keep doing it, it would probably, like, go out. Maybe it was a good time to tell you guys the, I think the synchros are a little jammed in the drift truck does not

like shifting into second gear. I think it was always like that, wasn't it? Perhaps. I just realized it. You got it now. You got it. The day we got it, I'm like, damn. It's grinding.

I don't know. It's just like zero RPM's it goes in pretty smooth. But if you're moving, it's violent. A lot of stuff needs fixing. You're seeing your wheels or feel like they're going to fall off. Oh, yeah. What? Well, I got a new wheel.

They were like slightly used wheel. these like three piece rotiforms and I put them on and they they at very least need to be balanced to when I drive it to and I'm like all right this is bad oh no raptor experience yeah and he is an alignment and some balancing for sure maybe more but the guy who's like yeah the tires are like brand new on it and then I'm like they look like they have 40,000 miles on it oh god that could be part of it too but that could be the burnout and then like maybe if you saw ben's story the other day I just keep scraping my front lips so hard, but it's fine because it's already broken.

But that one was probably my best work, Ben. Dude, Mike's treating his viper like an excavator. What do you say? Do you understand taking things at an angle? Bro, go driving that Zora's parking lot with that and don't scrape it. You have to just go at different entrances. I understand that. I think we need to try.

I understand that. Yeah, we could go out there. I just won't go down the steep gravel one. As a low car guy, I understand how to take things at an angle. Took it down the gravel one? Yeah, and it was bad. Mike, that was maybe just a bad idea. Well, I, there was no parking spots.

My pickup down near scrapes going down that. Well, then I'd say I'm doing pretty good. But there was no other parking spots. I would have had to park on the highway, which I should have done. I'm actually surprised you didn't high center. I did. But I didn't get stuck. You high centered as well.

That's what I'm getting at. Holy. Because it's where the sidewalk is legitimately six inches higher. Yes. Dude, I almost went in there with the Lambo. Except for I kicked it into reverse. and said can't. Yeah.

And that's saying something because sometimes you put Evans car in reverse and it doesn't come out for a little bit. I know. I just don't use reverse and the car's been great, not a problem in months. That's where I was actually sad

because when I scraped the front lip, I legitimately don't care because it can get mangled. I have another one. It's okay. The rest of the car is fine. But boy, when I literally dropped off

basically a curb just on the center of the car. Was Sidney in the car with you? No, but everyone outside at the patio at Zor was... Yeah, Was Jake there? He would have loved it.

The rolling. Mike, before you swap that out, we should film a video, like seeing how gnarly of scrapes you can do. Well, I, no. I'm not trying to rip the bumper off, bro. Well, not that gnarly. Just like standard.

Oh, yeah. Like a little combination. He's like, oh, I do that daily then. Yeah. A little compilation. I do. I scrape going out of my driveway. It's too narrow so I can't get an angle.

You know, like the curb goes up. So I like can't. You just straight up, you start and end. your day with just a gnarly scrape. It's kind of fun. It's like when he punches in and out. Yeah.

I think Ben was, you know, like he says, he pulls out his phone every time that Ryan starts his Corvette. But I think you were so excited to get down there in your little jelly bean. You basically framed on the drift wall and three wheel dropped in. And you were so excited at Ryan's car smoking. Oh, yeah. I don't even know if you realized it. I was standing there.

I do that every time. That thing's like a skateboard. It's still kind of gnarly to just scrape and throw. Three-wheel focus. Really? Oh, I think it's almost. His GT3RS kind of looks like a jelly bean too. Oh, all right.

I mean, I love it. All right, podcast's over. As a GT3RS lover, I mean, I think it's one of the most beautiful cars in the world. Thanks. It does kind of look like a jelly bean. Jelly bean, boy. It's a good-looking jelly bean from a guy that's owned a lot of jelly beans. A lot of not good-looking jelly bean.

Yeah. No offense. It's got a little jelly bean-s to it. It's a little jelly bean-ish. Yeah. He's a cool jelly bean. got arrow. It's like a really cool Volkswagen bug. It's a bug with a wing on it.

Yeah. Yeah. I put a thousand miles on that thing since Thursday. That's impressive. In the last five days. She should put black polka dots and some eyelashes on that thing. And it would look like a ladybug. That would be pretty cool.

That's a good idea. That's a good idea. All right, Ben, earmuffs. Seam cars. Put that down in your notes. I got it. That's a really good idea. But a thousand miles, does that, do you worry that that will affect the resale?

I don't care about the resale. You're keeping it forever? No, but I'm not going to, no, but I'm not going to not drive it. I think that's a good mentality. Okay, now that Ben has bought a GT3, the market will tank, and then they're going to be not as expensive. So thank you for buying. Oh, it will.

100% guarantee it happens every time. But yeah, no, I don't, I don't really care. Also, I don't really care about throwing donuts at it either. Ken? I'm still waiting for you to throw a box donuts at it. I gave you the clearance. Well, I've got a different idea that I got to get at least two other people involved in to make happen. But I got a better idea.

Don't say too much now, Ken. And then I'll throw a donut at it. What's your beef with donuts? Like you don't do them in your vehicles? You don't. No, no, no. I just don't like. The calories.

With the carbs. I just don't like throwing shit at people's cars. The weight. But what about the inside of my car? Well, you were throwing a donut at my car. So it just. Did I? Or was it everybody else?

Did you not throw one right? No. Oh, we got to show. I didn't. And then a fucking half custard-filled donut came in and went, sorry about that, right? It looks like fucking dirty Dan and the boys. When I see a good old dozen donuts flying my way,

I just assume everyone's throwing donuts at me. It's like the firing squad. This guy drives by. All you had to do was a little pressure washer. Jack and I had to detail it. And it looks good now. It does. We missed the spot, though.

The steering wheel. The whole H3 is. is just, our H-E-V is cooked flat with donut. Just give it a good lick. Mm-mm, no. Stale now. I just kind of got a M-3. But?

What? What a car? What the car? Well, I mean, like, I told Scott to, like, pull the trigger on one. Oh, nice. And then he was like, all right, got it coming. Really? Yeah, it's on its way, but I haven't got it.

Dang. Matt Black. Four-door? That'll be set. Shut up. Fordor? Yeah. That's lid.

It's got orange and two. Are most M3s? M3s are four doors, M4s or two doors. It makes no sense. I personally think... It makes no sense either. I think the M4 looks kind of out of proportion with two doors. Yeah, I agree.

It's kind of... Yeah. A little bit? Kind of long. Yeah. So it's four doors? Yeah. Is it all-wheel drive?

Yeah. Nice. Really? Yeah. So that's your winter car. Yes, until I make it like super low with like a front lip on it that's that far off the ground. And I'm going to tear every snowbank of that hit. That's...

I think you've... I think you're entering into, there's a thing called the two-car solution. And the key of a two-car solution, like Gallardo Raptor, great two-car solution. Yep. Look good together. They serve different purposes. Yep. To myself or CJ, where we had big truck and then big SUV.

Bad two-car solutions. Because you don't get any enjoyment out of driving the other because they're the same. Right. And I'm worried that your two-car solution. not to sit on this new purchase of yours. Maybe you have two race cars now. And then you're going to have to venture in a three-car solution. Technically three race.

I mean, is the blue jelly bean. I'm going to sell my focus. Really? I'm going to trade it on it. Smart. Yeah, Ryan, I don't know. I guess. You guys need pickup.

You guys need pickups. I've had pickups. I've had pickups in my entire life. Ryan needs a pickup. Ben needs a pickup. I don't. I literally just sold mine, bro. I don't need it.

Like up, you didn't drive it for the last like two years. Yeah, I literally didn't drive it. I didn't drive it for a year. I don't have a pickup. Can I go and borrow the company truck with someone already using it? I thought about that, Ben. I was like, Ben's really going to want a truck. And then I said, at the same thought, I was like, wait, he hardly uses his Raptor.

And he rarely borrows the company truck. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're maybe good without a pickup. I'm just concerned that it's going to be too low. And I'm concerned that a two-car solution is not enough. Mike is like, too, course. I would agree. What are you doing with the other five days?

That's a concern. Two cars is a good start. Something such as a, you know, El Camino, Ranchero. Oh my gosh. Something like that. I have thought about it. All the bases. It's a good third edition.

It's true. That would have just gotten everything covered. Shit, Ev, we have made, we may have given you the perfect three car solution. Ev does have that. My theory is that Ryan maybe wanted an M3, so he was. I've seen him, you said, you said, of all cars, since you didn't have a good answer for that of all cars that you've sent like kind of shared you like check this BMW

pretty sick and they happen to be kind of M3 vibe yeah I think I would go X5 or bigger got to ride an X6 M last night they're sick who's Nicole's oh fast dude yeah I think it's sick

yeah I don't know I guess we'll see but yeah I had a truck for a year or I've had a truck for like five years and I didn't drive it for last year so I agree you probably should have a pickup but I mean I still agree with that too Your Dakota still technically runs if you need. Still got that.

Might bust it out. It was the best pickup truck. Yeah. It's just the truth of it. It's debatable. The Yukon would have been perfect if the front end would have stayed together. Yeah, well, let's not get crazy now. No, that's going to be sick, though.

So M3. I'm excited to see one. Why no surprise you? I mean, I was surprised that you dropped it, but it's like such a thing to pull up. Kind of surprised you just surprised just, uh, surprise us like this as opposed to,

I don't know. I guess I'm surprised you guys with like a million things at this point. I don't know if it's like warranted. Yeah. That's fair. I feel you. I got it more just like a daily driver. Like I try to keep off.

I need like a like a vehicle to be putting like thousands of miles on in a week other than my Porsche. Yeah. That makes sense. That was kind of more why. It does make sense. Not that you had their car in your hands for a week. Like how's the suspension? Do you love the thing?

Yeah. How does it do around here? It does fine. Yeah. I mean the suspension. like stiff but so is any like stern but fair yeah fast car so yeah i think it's just fine like it's comfortable my only issue with it is like the bucket seats are just fixed seats and they're pretty vertical but i've gotten so used to it at this point so like you can't adjust the seats at all

so you can slide it forward to back but they're fixed damn near at a 90 degree yeah dude when i hopped in there yesterday i was like damn yeah move these back but you get used to it yeah i'm sure big runch can cut it He could probably just cut it right here and then hinge it back. There you go. So I'd say that's like the only issue with it as far as like comfort goes. But got an exhaust for it. I'll put that on. It's going to sound insane.

Yeah, with headers. So it's going to. Yeah, it's going to bark. Get those thrown on. Apparently they're like super easy to throw on because like the engines and the back on them. So all you have to do is just like remove the bumper. Every exhaust we've ever tried to install has been super easy to. I don't know.

Is that for the Corvette? That sucked. Do you have a tune for it? No, it doesn't need a tune. Even without, with changing the headers? No tune. I guess not. Huh, that's surprising.

Dude, I just, of every vehicle ever has been the exhaust isn't hard to throw on and it like doesn't need a tune, but then it takes those things. I'm not calling cap. I'm just saying. Normally catbacks don't need a tune, but you start munking with the downpipe or the headers or any of that. or you just take the cat out completely. This thing still has cats.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's still like the headers, you know, is... I guess we'll see. But I think it's going to... It's going to sound like an F1 car. Yeah, it's going to scream. That'll be sick.

You got any wheels for it coming? Mm-hmm. I don't know if you need wheels. I think you should leave what you got on. It would good. Personally. Good. Thanks.

Speaking of BMWs and Matt Black, I saw this video. What? It's a fucking cop. Oh, my... What? What? I didn't know they had cop cars like that. And so, is it AI?

No way. It's so fucking tough to tell. You gotta try to read something. There's nothing to read. Is there any plates? No way. Hold on. Look at the way he hits the window.

Go back. Oh, hold on. No, because he doesn't put a kickstand down. Yeah, it's fake. Oh, yeah. And the way he, like, punches the backs out of the car and the mirror. It's crazy. I'm just saying, look at this, dude.

It's like most people would think that's real. That. Speaking of weird cards, though, I got pulled over by. a Yukon on 24s. When I was in high school. Was it like a drug enforcement agent? It was. It was something they seized and then used for a bit of time before they,

sure they auctioned it or whatever. How confused were you when that was happening? Technically, they didn't really pull me over that, but I like ran a stop sign, a couple blocks from the school. They followed me back to the school and then like blocked me and I get out going like, what the hell is going on here?

And then it was. Yeah, you thought you were about to get like jumped or something? Yeah. Yeah. And it was, yeah, it was a cop. and they just like scolded me for running the stop sign.

I was like, yeah, I was late and buffed. They couldn't even give you a ticket because they weren't those type of cops? I mean, they probably could have. I think they just, I don't know, just saw a kid going to school. I rolled the stop sign. They just wanted to scare you. Tell me not to do that. But it pretty much looked like Ken's rig for the whatever, cheap vehicle challenge.

There are some sneaky undercover cops. I saw Camry the other day with like pulled somebody over. with lights, just a normal-ass car. We have minivans up by Duluth. I don't love that because, you know, there's like, anybody can buy cop-looking lights. Like, what if, you know, what if a random car pulled you,

like, it's at night, all you see is some cop lights, you know, like, that looks like a minivan. I think there is, like, some kind of way you can handle it if you think it's, if it's like an unmarked cop car that you can call 911 and, like, really tell. And they encourage you to do that.

Yeah, until they, and they're for sure getting a fucking ticket. You're getting pit maneuvered when you do finally pull over. He's coming up. He's on the cops. You're on the car with the 911. Yeah. I got pulled over in the sema truck once in. I mean, there was no shoulder on the road.

It was just straight up the curb. It was like the road and then curb, no shoulder. And the seema truck is massive. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm damn near taking up the entire lane the way it is. And so there was like this little approach, like a block up. And I was going to just pull off onto this approach. And so I did pull off.

pull off onto the approach and the cop came up with his fucking hand on his gun and was like, get out of the car. I was like, bro. I was like, what? Yo, I put my hands out. I was like, oh, what's the problem? And he was like, why didn't you pull over

when I got behind you? I was like, there was no shoulder. I would have literally been stopping in the middle of the road when this was right here. It's insane. And they're like, well, I thought you were going to run. And you're like, that's on you, buddy.

I'm in a giant pickup, you'd catch me. Did they eventually chill or was it a hostile? It was pretty hostile for a while. He pretty much gave you every ticket in the book that he could for that thing. No, and then he let me off completely. Yeah, I think sometimes when they come up hot, just in my experience, and they're in the wrong, and if you're playing it cool, they end up kind of going a little bit easier on you.

But if you go like start talking back to them, then they almost want to give it to it. Bad idea. Just be respectful. You might get lucky. Jeez, Mike. Jesus, Mike. What was that number 76? 76.

Damn. Speed A? Speeding. Ticket? No ticket. How you get a better radar detector? How big were you going? I didn't have it and I, that's the part of my five car problem is that I need to get five radar detectors.

67 and a 55. So nothing crazy. 12. 12? That's not good. How do you still have insurance, Mike? Well, I don't know. How do you still have your license?

How do you not? Like, I didn't get any points on my, against my life. So it wasn't even a written warning. Just straight up. It's because you're in North Dakota and you're getting pulled over in. Yeah, that's part of it. They were super nice. Speaking of not being chilled, this was actually in North Dakota.

So biased. Fucking, it's during a Dewey stop. You think that? No, I was that. He punches the cop. That's a weak-ass punch, dude. What a fucking idiot. Why is going to get his ass kick.

Imagine how dumb you have to be to just wind up and give a cop a little sock on the shoulder. Worst case scenario, he completely. misses and just goes to jail for a while. I love that. The best case scenario, he hits him square in the nose and goes to jail for a long time. Yeah, exactly. It looks like it takes a while. It's like car wrestling.

Yeah, exactly. Car wrestling. Crazy show, by the way. But yeah, I love these body cam videos. You feel kind of bad because it's probably somebody's, you know, bad day. But they're really editing them up now and making it, uh, making them funny. It is crazy. There's so much like police vids and all that.

I saw this. one the other day. They must have stopped this drug dealer. And then while the drug dealer is in the car, in the cop car, his phone's there. And then people are calling. Oh, yeah. And then they, like, they answer. And it's like two cops.

And they're like, yo, what's up? What can I get you? What do you need? And he's like, I, can I get a mid? Like, what 20 get me? Oh, 20 can get you that. Here, pull up. Like, come meet us over here.

And then like the person drives over. And they like told the guy, he's like, yeah, we're talking with your customer. He's like, oh, no. He's like a really funny... Oh, shit. Don't do that to him. Don't do that to him. And like, the cops were kind of like,

oh, we did. Like, it seemed pretty cordial for the thing. Like, it almost seems like they're friends, but they're taking him to jail. No, it was real. I watched it multiple times, could not come to a conclusion. I think I'm leaning on that it was definitely real.

But some... It was real. It was two different cops were both talking to the phone. Yeah. And they sounded a bit different, but the person on the other end thinks they're talking to one. I'm like, that's kind of...

No, I don't... They're all joking and smiling, kind of. It was probably real, but I definitely questioned it. Yeah, I'm at the spot. Where spot? Where do you want me to meet you? Well, I was like to pull up at the spot. I'm right here.

So what you're looking for? What you're trying to get? I was talking to a 70-200 out. So what you're trying to get for the little 20? You want a seven? Five. You want a seven? Oh, a three-five.

Oh, three-five. I don't think they're trying to make it's me. Like there's worth the seven years. This is some meat? Yeah, it's some meat. Yeah, I mean, it's decent. It'll get you by. I can do the seven for 20.

I like you got cash up. Yeah, I got cash up. I like, I'm like, I'm like, where you want, you, you're about to pull up to the spot. Yeah, why you know, yeah, wow. Yeah, wow. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool with me.

All right. Hey, brother. I talked to one of your customers on the . Oh, see, hold on. Hold on, hold on. What? No, son, what they said? They said they're going to meet you on Em Street. Oh!

Oh! That was the best reaction ever. I think we played it on the pod before, but my all-time favorite pullover body cam vid is still stop sign. Yeah, stop sign. This is amazing. Oh, yeah. Tell me, why you stopping me?

Yeah, I'm about to. Huh? I'm about to tell you. Stop side? No, I said, I'm about to tell you. Huh? You say stop sign? No, I said stop sign by you.

Why are you stopping me? You made an improper right hand turn. When you're trying to a new road, you got to turn that closest lens. Let me get my idea for your partner. I appreciate you, can you hand his beer as well? Was he joking? Or did he actually hear stop sign? The beer?

The alcohol. He goes, can you hand me the beer? I can you hand me the beer? I can see it. Don't be searching my car. We got a beer in the cup holder. What's what's going on there? Stop sign.

I've seen a lot of like. I've seen the one on the right. That one. You know what? Play covers are illegal. Yeah. Because, oh, you do know? No, no.

The reason they're illegal is because elements happen like snow and rain and stuff and the police have no idea what your place says. Stop sign. What? What's stop sign? What's, I don't know if it's stop sign? Oh. I said the elements happen like rain and snow. No, and then they get on your play cover, and we can't read what your plate says.

Wait, what stop sign? Why are you keep saying stop sign? There's no way. That's really. That's funny. There's a ton of those in there. Some cops get pissed. Some cops will just, like, start laughing right away.

Oh, they know the, they know the meme. Bro, this is like telling CJ a story. You don't hear everything. You just make up some random bit of information in the middle of and go, he was in, he was doing what? But you'll have a... Well, it's when he's sitting on his phone and he's trying to fucking multitask. And it's like, bro, I'm going to just stop telling you this story.

Because it's literally not entering your brain right now. Yeah, Ben went to the car wash and now his car is clean. Ben crashed his car. Where? Into a dairy queen? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. What now? All right. Now, is everyone fucking listening? Because I'm going to start the story over. So true All right, well I think we got a lot Accomplished here

I think so too I gotta go do some spalunking The what? Explore some caves Ben Benny's gone We'll see Spenny shortly Cave diving Spenny Someone had the joke of like

How you know your tunnel buddies If you hooked up with same girl as your buddy If you're a girl And hooked up with the same girl You're Spelunking buddies That's what you're going to. That's what you're about to go. No, no, I'm going to go explore actual caves.

I guess I have an hour till I. Does anyone know what the hell is going on right now? You even got Jack throwing his hands up. Dude, there was like, I like killed Dalton the other day. Stop, son. I can't actually kill him. But we were out on the boat and I like went down the hatch. I'm like, well, see you guys.

I'm going to go boof some peptides. And it just brought him to his knees. He's like, what the hell? You're getting really out of pocket with this outro, Mike. One more, Mike. Where the fuck are we going right now, bro? One more. I love where this roadmap is headed.

One more, Mike. Give me one. I don't know, man. I think we've heard what we needed to from him. Let's just end it here before Mike gets in trouble when he goes home. I was splunking. I heard you were splunking. Just regular caves.

Bye. Okay. All right. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll see you next week.