Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evans Diabolical Prank on CJ, Who Really STOLE Micahs 3 Wheeler, & Our Thoughts on Redneck Culture

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

In today’s episode we recap our WILD trip to Texas to Rednecks with Paychecks, The Redneck capital of America. We reminisce on what we saw (and what we wish we didnt see), and how great the people are. We tell the full story of what Evan got in to at the event and how we kept him out of a fight. Once we finally get headed home, Ryan and Ken get some special Delta treatment, and the store thats going out of business in our town.  RAPTOR R GIVEAWAY ENDS THIS SUNDAY MAR 30th Reach your financial goals at https://www.get.stash.com/wideopen Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.Bruntworkwear.com/WIDEOPEN #Bruntpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You should have just let me get knocked out. It would have been easier to take me home. Being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff. When I lost my scrambler, someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. That's how good these people are. My worst fear is being in a plane crash,

but if you could crawl out of that upside-down plane. Ken, can you throw me the water bottle that's on the floor? How many water bottles you agreed to drink a day? So many do. Last than we wait. That's true, too. That's true, but I just wish we would all get, like, water bottles, but I get the convenience. What we need is some kind of water fountain type of thing.

Because the sink doesn't seem, or not the sink, the fridge takes too long. It's not clean, dude, we have rusty water. What we need is, like, an actual, like, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, either that, but then you're still going to be flying through them or just some kind of, like, system. It might cost $1,000 or maybe more. I don't know how much it costs where it, like, filters the water. makes it clean and then you just reverse osmosis

and we can put fruit punch in it that'd be nice reverse osmosis fruit punch maybe beer yes a water fountain with beer I mean I drink it

you imagine just walking up to the wall and just it's almost like a keg there were some celebrity that's got a fruit punch yeah fruit punch water fountain well that's originally

from Mr. Deeds great movie oh really? Yeah great movie feel like an artist that's fruit punch yeah I've been

thinking about it. I used to do the water. We used to have the water jug, you know, like that we're the water cooler at the very first shop that everybody would stand around, but I was the one who had to go fill it. Bro, we'd go through fucking three of those jugs a week. And so like, then then you load them all up and you drive into Walmart and then you put them in two different carts because you can only fit like two in a cart and then you push both your carts over to the water jug, stand there while they fill for a little bit. We'd have to have the Colligan man come and do that. Yeah, unless we got just like a vending machine around or something.

They cut down our water consumption, that's for sure. We actually just got one in the merch bay, merch barn. Really? I don't know who set it up, but your price gouging over there on your workers? You can pay for their stuff? Money Mike started the business.

Money Mike's vending machines. That's actually a good business you could get into, Mike. It would. Again, time would be an issue, but money. I love the idea of like curating the vending machine too. Like he's like, what do you guys want in the vending machine in the merch bay? Like we can do white monsters. We can do my own new code red.

Oh, you see. set it up. That's pretty sweet, though. That is cool. It's just fun that it's not like, yeah, here's the, here's the standard lineup in some freaking, they got eggs, some Pepsi. So this is money like, hard boiled eggs. So this is money like, many machine then. Yeah. You bought it? No, I wish. That'd be awesome. I should have. Once I saw that you just set it up. My boy Dave was like, do you want a vending machine at the merch bay? And I was like, yeah, it makes sense. He's like, no skin off your back. I'm like, all right. But then he's like, all right, I'll get one ordered. And I'm like, oh, damn, I should have just ordered one.

Yeah. No, that was how it was. kidding so he's just get you're like you could have just done that but then you'd have to stock it correct and also i'd imagine it's something like a ATM uh maybe not right you but like the ATM was a pain in the ass and i still don't even know how to refill it i don't know if it's set up right i don't know if i'm supposed to be doing something i don't even know where the key is did you claim the ATM as income on your taxes CJ i haven't seen a dollar from it well neither we're all in the same boat then i saw a lot of fives fall out of there during those dice games but yeah nothing since that's right well that was back in

my heyday i was making a lot of money back then off you guys and then as soon as cj started losing to me and pool he was like oh i think i think that thing's out of money it is i don't know where the key is i don't know where the key is the power's out on it it's more of a decoration guys it's more of a decoration it is part of the cure is right above it and it's been dripping shitty water onto it for like six months now well i'm happy to be back boys yeah it feels nice being home needless to say we had a crazy weekend. I guess at this point you would have seen it last video, rednecks with paychecks.

We just got home from it. It was a weekend bender, that's for sure. Some of us bented harder than others. I don't know. It's the biggest mudding event in the country, give or take. So I asked somebody about that. I go, what, like, what is this compared to other ones you've been? And they go, oh, this one really ain't about the mud, more about the party.

Yeah, that makes sense because I saw literally not that many people. people drove through the mud hole. The big giant trucks, never in the mud hole. Yeah, I didn't see people that muddy. Like, we went to a mud event in North Dakota a couple years ago. Vinnie's. Yeah, Vinnie, that's what it was. Vinnie's mud bog.

Everybody was swimming. Everyone was muddy. Like, there was just, like, a line of people waiting to get access to the hose to, like, wash it off, like, their legs or whatever after or their face, even. The rest of their body was muddy. And then this weekend, Gavin was the only person I saw covered. In mud, head to toe. It seemed like more of a debauchery party.

Yeah, I think people just went there to have a good time. Yeah, the people that were there, I don't even know if they were into mudding. They were just there. Being naughty. Yeah, they were just being naughty. They were just being naughty. It was just being naughty, dude. And, yeah, being the stone cold sober the whole time, you really got to see a lot of naughty stuff and just be like, wow, this is like a little awkward to even be watching.

I agree. It was really nice being sober. Even I think Gav, our resident redneck was like, wow, this is redneck for me. I don't even know if it was redneck. It was just debauchery. Yeah, it was definitely redneck. It was redneck debauchery. Well, yeah, that'd be the way to put it, yeah.

Yeah, I was talking to Gavin about this. Like, man, I don't know any other group of people that have the culture like rednecks. Like, just the stuff that they were doing and just like guys are like, a lot of them are like cucky with their women. Oh, okay, we're diving in. And, like, I don't know if there's really any other, like, ethnic culture quite like the redneck culture. It's like these guys just loved other guys seeing their girlfriends or wife's tits. And sometimes even more. And, like, it was, like, they got off on it.

Yeah, they're driving. And then it's, like, some dudes there, like, with some beads, like, he shows your tits and they throw it at and the guy like slams on the brake so he doesn't like So they don't miss it He'll even back up if he has to The one

The guys that I truly felt bad for though Like I don't know if these guys even wanted this It was flat out degrading to those men Where their girl is driving the four wheeler And they're on the back But their girl's still flashing the tits I'm like all right so what a fuck are you even doing here dude What the fuck are you even doing here dude?

Talk about how awkward that is you're just on the back like hold on and then they're doing some shit like that i got a one who like you do you bring your girlfriend to a place like that or are they or are they just or like all those girls just like friends of the guys you know how awkward it would be if we had our girlfriends there they would be throwing beads at them left and right and they wouldn't be like i'm not it'd be just like this a constant like oh no i'm not doing that it's hard to say ryan your question of like are these women actually married or dating these guys that they're with some of them definitely were because definitely yeah for sure but like a majority of it and it's just like

the video obviously our youtube video is like a censored version of like how it actually was because like how it was at night can't go on the internet like i don't even know if i can talk on this podcast about some of the things that we saw and that says a lot because if you have listened to this we have talked about damn near anything graphically yeah it's it was pretty aggressive honestly and like all these women that are doing that aren't the women that you'd want to be seeing and do it yeah putting it nicely right so it's like there was maybe like four of them in the whole place you just you just go home like at night just like my eyes hurt from what i had to i didn't even voluntarily see but like when you're there you just see it like you're

not seeking it out it's just part of the experience and the culture of it happening it was insanely the eye opening but I definitely saw more than I feel comfortable like going to bed at night trying to never remember any of that ever again yeah I mean some of these girls were really proud to like flash their tits but there's like no one even wanted to see them it was so bad I actually I shouldn't say no one that was mean that was mean there was guys throwing their beads but I don't know like it was just a lot very frequently I was with somebody who like did and then I would kind of, like, look away because I knew what was coming. And then I would see him go, oh, I ain't even throwing my beads at that.

And then keep looking. And that's how you knew. Yeah, so I felt kind of rude. Doing that. Multiple times, like, women would be, like, coming down and we're, like, standing there. And they'd be like, and they'd, like, be waiting. I had one bead. I had one bead on my neck.

I never threw it. Like, I just had it just to fit in. They would, like, do it. And then, like, they'd stop moving. So they're, like, right in front of you. And I'm like, looking the other way. I'm just waiting, but I still, like, out of, like, the corner of my eye, see that they're there. I'm like, God, this is awkward because they're, you know that they're just, like, bead hunting.

Like, they just see a guy with beads and they're like, I'm going to get those beads. They can see a guy like Gavin, who's got just, like, 45 around his neck. That guy was really tossing them, though. But the variation in beads, like, just the normal Mardi Gras beads were worth, like, pennies. And then there were, like, the fancy beads, they were balls or they were. Or duckies. like there was like different kind of like stuffed animals around people's Some people got the currency around there.

Yeah, I think the $100 beads were the ones that were had like boobs built into the beads. Those were the most valuable commodity. And they lit up too. Oh my. So I mean, I don't want to like disrespect the people that were there because like they were obviously just having a good time. And we were just a part of the culture. I'm just trying to portray what it was like for the, uh, the, the, uh, the, viewers at home that maybe saw the YouTube video, but they don't know, I guess, how graphic it

really was. One thing, though, everyone was having fun. So, like, that's what it was about. It was just, like, everyone threw all fucks out the window and we're just, like, having the time of their life and, like, super friendly. I mean, just the amount of money that was into some of these builds, hundreds of thousands of dollars. And then, like, at night, you know, everyone's kind of cruising up and down the strip until basically it gets to a spot where it's fully jammed up And gridlocked. But, like, you're sitting there and everyone's got these crazy speakers, subsystems on their, on their vehicles.

And people are hanging out on the back, whatever. It was basically, it felt like you were at the sandbar. And everyone was on, like, their own pontoon or boat and listening to their own music. And then they were talking over here, talking over there, doing their thing. And people were drinking. And, like, the only thing different was just all of the titties. Like, just the flashing of the titties. Sometimes you got a jackpot, and most of the time you had to look away.

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to make it. Like, there was some very nice women there. I will say this, the amount of guys that were there that would have given you the shirt off their back. The nicest dudes ever. Dude, the nicest people. And, you know, we met a lot of them because of, you know, people that watch the videos or listen to the podcast and met, like, so many fans and subscribers, which was great. But, like, when we had problems, it really showed, like, the characters of, or just, like, the morals of people that were there.

Like, they dropped everything or they, they weren't going to, like, this event that they were going to just to help us. Yeah. And it happened a couple different times in a couple different groups of people. But, yeah, like one guy that fixed the limo truck, he fixed it at 4 a.m. Yeah. Put a new alternator on Friday night. Put a new alternator in it. Well, the crazy thing is, too, like, double shout up.

to them was because when they were working on the alternator, they were waiting for the alternator to get here and I'm like, dude, you guys go have fun, we'll get this figured out. And then they did, and then they came back and they're like, no, we felt bad. And then they fixed it. And then when we needed help with our tires, they were fixing our stuff while we weren't even there.

They were like, no, you guys got to go film your video. We'll fix it and you come back. Yeah, it was crazy, man. I think a lot of it boiled down to like, they are big supporters of the videos and they wanted us to make as good of a video about one of their favorite activities and hobbies so like they didn't want to sit in there jammed up missing out

on stuff i don't know too like guys like they're just good guys they're just good guys and it was really funny when it broke down like 17 different guys were like i'm a diesel tech i'm a for mechanic like all these different you know kind of wrenches and they were all it was like a bidding war of like who got to fix it like they were like you know i've been working on fords i replaced an alternator last week actually we're like all right that looks It looks pretty good. All right, what do you got? We were definitely in good hands.

There's no doubt about that. Yeah, we were in great hands. So that was really cool to see. That's another very redneck thing. Just being like selfless. Yeah. I was thinking that about the mud. Like mudding is hard on like hard on shit.

Like everything breaks all the time, it seems. And then somebody gets stuck in the mud and then somebody with a bigger truck than you drives in and helps you out, even though they probably helped a million people out. And then they get all dirty and you're all dirty. like it's a hard sport to like like the people that are doing it are doing it for the love of the game like glamorous you can go out there in your expensive rig and like all you get is a little sandy

but you like walk back to your nice RV and get in there and just like take a little rinse off because all you are is dusty but dude the mud is hard on everything it goes everywhere you got like this purpose built truck that doesn't even fit you need like a wide load permit just to haul it anywhere

like every part of it from getting there to being there to going home and then dealing with what broke while you were there is inconvenient. Yeah. Like the whole, it's in the middle of nowhere. None of it is easy. So the people that are doing it, like clearly have a love for it. Yeah.

Like you got to go out of your way. You got to spend insane amount of money. And, uh, dude, the culture is just crazy. Like, there's nothing else like it. I know. Maybe like extreme race car guys that it's like everything's expensive. I don't know if they're behaving like that. But that's what I mean, that's different.

Like, you kind of can show up in your hauler and you're, like, at a racetrack. So you're in a city. It's, like, clean. You know, you may get your hands dirty working on something. But like that, even if you're the driver in the nicest truck, like, you're getting muddy and you're just getting in it. Yeah. Honestly, when I was driving in the mud, I had a blast. Oh, I had so much fun.

Dude, I had so much fun. I was driving, like, the absolute beast, like, best vehicle there, too, dude. Yeah. My truck, the limo truck, didn't get, I didn't get. stuck the whole weekend. I don't even understand that. Dude, it's actually insane. I can tell you how. Well, the thing is so long that by the time the front end is out of the mud, the back end is just getting into the mud. So it always had like traction, great traction. And it really was just a beast. Like, I mean, it's a 6.7 power stroke that's deleted and tuned.

The thing weighs a ton. I truly think that the long wheelbase was the biggest helping factor, though, because let's say there's one really hard spot in the mud hole where it gets deep. Only one part of your vehicle is in that. So you got it in four, so it's spinning. It just pulls it out pretty much anywhere. Dude, I think we might have unlocked something special. For real. The people loved it, too.

And also, shout out to that drive shaft. Those four drive shafts that are turning. No, no. I think there's six or seven. More than four. It really is. I've been telling people the wrong number, but it blows my mind. I didn't even like talking about it, even I couldn't stop talking about it because I was so impressed.

I'm like, I'm going to jinx it. But the drive shaft, like, you were basically wooded to the floor. The whole time. Yeah. The whole time. And the thing is just working. Yeah. It was cool.

It's a tough as truck. People loved it. People loved it. Dude, it just kept eating. I felt like, dude, I legit felt like royalty driving around. And I know a couple of you guys, like Ryan and Ken rode with me in it. It was awesome. Dude, every single person that you drove past had their phone out and was like giving you thumbs up.

Dude, loving it. The limo was more popular than Shaw Finns. Yes. Lamborghini Uris. So our buddy, he's from Austria. He has all these crazy videos online of him, like, drifting his GTR through, like, snow, like, hilly mountains passes and, like, really, really good driver. Anyways, they were here from Austria and they're like, we got to check this out. So he, like, rented a Lamborghini Uris and a mud truck backed into the side of the door.

And we were getting grief for beating up a few mopeds. I know. I know. Actually, like, can you imagine? Imagine being that mud truck owner. Like, hey, you just backed into a vehicle. Every single vehicle there is either a massive mud truck so you could back into it and you're not going to do anything.

Or it's just like an old beat-up Jeep that people are like, I'm going to bring the old beater and mud it this weekend. And then find out that you backed into the most expensive vehicle there. You're up in that mother trucker, dude. You're 15 feet in the air and you feel a little bump. Someone goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just hit something. He goes, oh, wow.

what a little jeep he looks back as a lime green Lamborghini right to be like oh what the hell is this guy even doing here yeah that's what i would have said but like driving that he's driving that thing right through the the pits or whatever and i'm behind it not that many people were really looking about like they didn't really care about a Lamborghini over there but our fake Lamborghini was getting a lot of looks and then also russian four russian four really everyone when i was driving that everyone was ask me what is that thing how do you get it there's no doubt we definitely didn't have like the best performing vehicles maybe the limo might have been debatably one of the better ones though but we had the most entertaining vehicles there for sure i think yeah that wasn't purpose built you

aren't going to see anything like them and uh i was actually really proud of that like a lot of times when we're rolling around it's in something ridiculous so we got that going for us most the time but then it sucks it doesn't work and we have to limp it along and just like do what we can because it's just a turd and it's not meant for whatever we're doing but this time i was like i felt like we were kind of like doing awesome like like it was working the vehicle was kind of just eating everything and and people were surrounding the mud pits they were all cheering it on and it just kept chugging along i was like that like that was like such an insane rare occasion for us where like it looks ridiculous but then it also performs awesome and I was a

I was very proud of that it's nice to have something work once in a while actually felt weird like when we were loading it up granted we did break three different things and because of the people there we were able to keep it going but it is insane that it lasted the weekend I think I almost liked all the homies that were more or less ripping dailies like I thoroughly there was a lot I enjoyed that part. It's either, yeah, you got your couple hundred thousand dollar mud trucks and straight up $750 jimmies. How about that? Can we pull up the guy in the Jimmy?

I got a good video. Yeah, someone get the video of him. It's got the dart hanging. Cigarette never left his mouth. Oh, Mike does, yeah. The whole time. He was like hollering at his buddy or whatever to pull him out and his, the cigarette was like sticking to his top lip. It literally defied all physics.

He had that thing glued to his leg. Dude, it had to be fake. His wife got so mad. him after and caused like a big scene. Really? Yeah, she got out of the Jimmy and was like stomping away screaming at him and he was like, cigarette still hanging

on his mouth. Look at Gavin laughing. Dude, he was loving it. Look, you can see she's already kind of over it, but he hit the mud hole again after this. I had to get in there and help. I couldn't see the guy. It's crazy. Once you pushed a little leaveny, it actually works. Oh, he did lose the cigarette at this point. Should have ripped

his win. Took me for a little extra ride. That was fun, honestly. Looking back on it, that was a really good time. It was a great time. It really was fun. I don't know if I ever need to go back to a mud event,

but it was so much freaking fun, dude. Yeah. It really was. It's tough to say because, like, it did go really well. Yeah. And next time that we go, we're going to have to one up it.

I don't even know, like, people were like, dude, you should turn that limo truck into a real mud truck, like a monster truck. It's already hard enough to transport. We talked to one limo mud truck expert there when we were having those crawfish. We said you run into everybody there. Yeah, literally. And he's like, yep, I do limo mud stuff. And he's like, I would recommend making it bigger, but still street legal. He's like, you're going to have more fun with it.

He's like, pain in the ass to transport. Yeah, like we sent that down on a car hauler And that thing took up the whole car hauler Yeah, it was quite the cost us 10 grand I think as much as we'd want to do Is like a small set of tractor tires Not a heck of a lot bigger than what we have But with some real tread

Where you just swap them on when we're there But why? She never even got stuck Yeah Why would we mess with perfection? Also couldn't turn to begin with But it's never been able to turn It's a limo

It is scary how little You can see out of those big trucks Dude, that's what I was wondering is, like, how the heck did nobody get run over? I don't know, actually. The most stressful part of my weekend was just like, all right, just go down the road, 100 yards, turn into the mud pit. Well, that's like a four-point turn, come over the hill. In what?

In a monster truck. In the one that we were on, when we were on, like, that night. Is there a name for that truck? How about that? That huge massive truck, I think. Big blue. It was ironic that there was a huge group from Minnesota. there and then one of the biggest most badass with the best stereo system

was from Minnesota insane truck shout out Jason for let me drive it CJ it really is to your point like how you said it was like sandbar it was like being on the coolest boat it was like being on the Pavati with the best sound system like that's how it felt I don't know how no one got ran over though they're like navigating these massive freaking things it could easily squash somebody and there's all these drunk people just like wandering around oh legit it's amazing It's amazing how no one got hurt.

Like, the fact that nobody stumbled out in front of one of these things, and, like, you can't really see. Yeah, you had to be in a technical drivers. I would be flipping out having to drive that shit. Yeah, that ain't for me, dude. Yeah, no, it wouldn't be fun. It would be stressful situation, but they were loving it. Everyone was loving it.

And, like, everyone was also, like, super respectful towards each other. It's like, usually, usually. Just leave your wheeler wherever. No one steals it. Well, you don't know that, Mike. Did you have favor? No, you stole it. No.

You were the guy. You left it and I, I did steal. I stole it so nobody else would, Mike. Ben parked it in a safe spot for you. He didn't want that thing getting stolen overnight. Mike, you weren't, to be fair, I thought that you had left for the night because I hadn't seen you for a while. And so I saw your wheeler sitting in, I saw your wheeler sitting in like the busiest spot. I came up to you and said, did you take my wheeler?

This is after I'd committed to it. This is after I committed to it, though. Oh, great. the comments are going to go crazy. It was stolen, Micah's three wheeler. What a dick. Kept it safe from getting stolen by someone else. Apparently, when I lost my scrambler,

someone just brought it back and left it where the rest of our stuff was. That's how good these people are. I think we had, I think that Minnesota crew honestly helped us out a lot. So good on them. I'd say like the only non-respectful person here was Evan. That's true. He was watching too much WWE before. Bro.

Yeah. That's a great point. Puppies and coffee. Well, basically, He rolled up on Evan. He's up on Rich's truck. Rich has his badass military truck. And we're like, Evan, it's time to go.

Get down. You're like, I'm not getting down. And we're like, come on. I'm talking the top of this military truck is like 25. 25 feet tall. Yeah. I think that's got to be like 15. Drive it down the road.

Yeah, you're right. It's all right. 15. All right. I don't know. Mike said 25 felt right. I just went with it. It does feel right.

It felt right. Like you. It felt right. It's like a three-story building. At least it's tall. It's a seven. As tall is a semi-trier. It's really fucking tall, dude.

Yeah, it was a semi-trailer tall. Yeah, yeah. It's like 25 feet. Yeah, and you actually measure it out, like, the shop in here is 12. Anyway, so this military truck is a fucking tall, but it fits on the highway. Is very tall. And Evan was up on the roof. So I go up there to get them down.

Yo, we got to go, bro. Oh, what do you mean? We're going. Yeah, dude. It doesn't even sound like me. We got to get down and leave. He's like, I ain't leaving. He's like, I ain't leaving, but I'll get down.

I'm like, looking around. Don't. What's he thinking right now? Jump. And he goes, is that our razor? I go, no, we didn't even bring a razor. Next thing I know, he's jumping off the roof of this military truck flying through the air and he lands on the razor. And the dude legit looked like Tom Cruise, like doing a crazy stunt where he lands.

And then he like front flips and he rolls out of it. They're about built the same. so he lands on the roof of this thing and then proceeds to roll off to break his fall it was actually incredible that you did it and then you rolled off the back of it and then the owner of the razor proceeds to hop out imagine how scary that must have been from he's sitting there his wife was in the passenger seat yeah so the owner of the razor hops out and was like what the fuck was that and then evan who just jumped on this dude's razor and probably like I don't think he caused any damage, but, like, he didn't know that, you know.

So then Evan gets up in this guy's face. Oh, my God. Like, what are you going to do about it? Then I'm, like, I'm watching this from up top. And I'm like, oh, my God, here we go. So I crawl down. And by the time I get down, Gavin is, like, holding Evan back from this guy who Evan just jumped on this guy's razor.

And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? And then this guy's buddy hops in. he like takes off his flannel and he's like jacked and he's like you want to fight let's fight i'm like oh here we go and evans trying to now fight this guy you should have just let me get knocked out it would have been easier to take me home it would have been so much it would have been but i couldn't let that happen and gab couldn't let that happen and so gab at this point has evan in a full-on like chokehold on the ground but evans as i've said many times a scrappy little bastard and so like

dude gab is such a beast and he could barely hold Evan back that he was so fired up and meanwhile I'm trying to keep them separated I'm getting shoved and pushed by this this guy that wants it at Evan and he was pissed at me because I wasn't letting him at Evan were you telling that guy

that you work out yeah I mean I was yeah so you were holding the other guy back oh yeah no I was just I was getting in between them like I was getting in between him like trying to like hold them hold them he was pretty respectful because at one point Gavin had you kind of held and you know some guys might just sucker punch but since Gavin had I guess let's say control of you at the very moment he wasn't going to punch until it was just one on one which is that is you do got to be careful about that

like if you're holding your you're holding your buddy back and then he gets knocked out exactly because he couldn't defend himself because you were basically which yeah and he was he was kind of just wait he was just like he was just like staying there just like bouncing just waiting oh my god dude ev would have gotten loose from gavin he was so scrappy and just trying to like get loose and gab like wasn't letting it happen ev was so drunk though he would have walked up and this guy would have just one punch knocked him out i don't deny that dude and like i could see that coming and so i wasn't about to let that happen neither was gavin thankfully it didn't happen and we got you out of there and didn't have to obviously it was like deal with

with the issues of it. Leaving, like, a couple slices of pizza on the table, and, like, you already yell at your dog three times. You're like, all right, I think he's good. You go to the other room. Because we even drove, like, we drove, like, 10 minutes away to the parking lot, you know, and plans to go home. And Evan's scheming with Rich to drive him back to the campground so he can fight the guy.

And I'm like, this is not real. You can't still want to, like, he is one track mine. Like, we got to go bite that guy. It was pretty nice, though. Like, Rich was also trying to. talk the buddy down was like yo like i'm sorry about him like i'll pay for whatever he broke that's nice of rich yeah to offer to pay for it yeah so rich bottom like a new razor roof and everything no no that's the good news like the roof was fine we actually got out of there

ev calmed down and everyone was just like well i'm glad nothing worse happened there the worst thing of the old trip was the food though god bless the people in texas sweet sweet souls But, like, the fine dining in that restaurant is a dairy queen that hasn't been updated in 45 years. Yeah, it was terrible food. Terrible food. I thought the dairy queen was the best, the dairy queen was the best food we had. Yeah. Waterburger was terrible.

I know. So many people are fired up. None of us could finish it. So many people are fired up about that. Apparently, Waterburger is good, but it was not. Gosh, it's not like, it's not like inedible by any means, but it's like, it was bad. It's a place you go and then you decide you're not going to go. You'd be better off not eating.

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That's what made it so chaotic too. We couldn't get a hold of each other. Yeah. Like anytime someone disappeared, it's like, dang, hope we run into so-and-so again. Hope we see them the rest of the night. Can we talk about the prank? Yeah, so we're at the Barbie downhill jam, we'll call it, where you ride the Jeep down and basically wad up.

Which is the most nervous I've ever been to watch Gavin do anything. I'm so glad that, so basically Evan had challenged Gavin to it, and whoever made it the furthest down was the bigger redneck. And Evan was having a really good time. He was having a lot of fun. And we show up to the Barbie downhill Jeep Jam, and Evan's not there. We're like, where the fuck is this guy?

He's supposed to be. Well, let me just show. What I did was I went to they had, like, I would call them nitro trucks. I don't know if that's the right word. But like, I'm in an event, yeah. Multiple thousands of horsepower, literally like water skipping, jumping, doing wheelies, the craziest thing ever. So I'm there with a good group of people. And then Buddy's Wheeler breaks down.

And it was a Honda, which was crazy. So I offered to tow him back to camp. Yep. Yep. So then we're sitting there with freaks, Evan. Ken gets a call. I ran to the scrambler into the side of this place. No, no, it wasn't for me.

I never called. It was, you were on the phone, I think. I called, I called Evan. I was like, Evan, where are you? The Barbie downhill Jeep race is starting in like 15 minutes. You got to get here. And he was like, bro, bro, I crash the floor. I need some of the house.

Maybe, maybe $5,000 to $10,000. And damn, we got to make this all this. So we're like, well, this thing's just about to start. And Gavin's at, like, the top of the hill. We're not going to leave and miss him going down the hill. So we stayed to the plan We went down And then as soon as it was done

We're like, all right Let's go get Evan So me, Dalton and Ken Hop on the Mega Quad And we're going to go look And hopefully find him And keep in mind This kid that Evan had ran into

The side of his vehicle Is calling texting Ken Nonstop like you gotta get your buddy out of here Like you got to get over here I want my money All this and that Like you got to pay for this We're like oh my gosh

Like what are we walking in on? Texting Ken I think that that's a funny part Just blowing him up Ken got roped into it. I got calls from, like, three different people. Like, hey, you've got to get your buddy out of here. I need, I need, like, I need to be compensated for this. He caused so much damage.

So we roll up. We roll up. We're like, oh my gosh, there he is. I see the Wheeler, like, piled in the side. And then I look, and Evan and this guy are, are fucking pushing and shoving and, like, scrapping. And, like, scrapping. There's all these people standing around, phones out, like, filming them. Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. And, and, you know, uh, Evan How do I say So Evan was just like in He was like fully like Reved up like you'd heard about the story The night before

You know he was drinking You know the fact that I roll up And he ran into this guy's car And now him and that guy are Are scrapping It was probably what 15 other people there Yeah Like then now it's just two against 15

Yeah so then I like run up Because the guy at that point Had Evan down in a chokehold And I'm like Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, break it up, break it up. Like, we'll pay for whatever the damage is, like, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good. The guy lets go, he looks at me, he's like, you're fucking better in my face. I'm like, holy fuck, this guy's mad.

I'm like, yeah, yeah, we're going to do it. And Evan hops up. I'm like, go over there, go over there. Evan starts trying to go back towards the guy. I'm like, Ed, stop. And so now I'm pushing Ev, like, he's trying to get past me. And then, like, they get going at it again. And Evan goes, it's not even a Chevy.

It wasn't even a Chevy. I thought that was going to blow. I thought you were going to... Yeah. Well, it turns out this was all an elaborate setup. Keep in mind, there's like... Well, just some extent. I actually did crash into a person.

Yeah, you did. You did hit his car, but it was a subscriber. They made a plan to prank us. And, uh, Evan prank the shit out of me. I was more so trying to not let you guys get in a fight. I'm like, you can't run into his vehicle and then get into a fight with him. And like, it was tough because it was a situation. It was a situation.

It was a situation. It was a situation. It was a situation of almost like, I felt like it was, at one point, like, those two are trying to fight, but now I'm in between, so now they're almost mad at me. And I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm, like, playing that line. But, yeah, they got me so good. I mean, he did film. He held it low.

I don't know where Ken was at. I don't know why they told me, but immediately as I'm hopping off the four-reel or somebody tells me, oh, it's a set-up. It's all a joke. And I was like, well, why'd you ruin it then, but. Otherwise, Ken would have totally got in there, but I was full-pring. would have totally got in there. I don't remember any time I've been prank that hard, honestly, have you pranked me very, very good.

Dude, CJ, you actually were very... I was revved up. Like, dude, I never get pranked. Yeah, I was super happy to get prank because it felt good. But then also, I was just happy that it wasn't a legit situation because there was like all these people with their phones out, I'm like in the middle of like yelling back and forth, like, stop it, stop it. I look out and like just a bunch, I'm like, this shit's going viral.

Is that not on TikTok? I tried to find it. I can't. They could literally trim that shit, put it on TikTok, and people will think it's real. So then, you know, I'm like, Ev, get on the back of the mega quad. Ken and Dalton are going to take care of this kid in his wheeler, get him back to his camp. We'll go over and hang at Rich's truck, you know, because, like, I just wanted to kind of corral Ev and, like, get more, you know, just kind of settle down here.

We're chilling at Rich's truck, and Rich is like, I'm going to set up my table and, like, start selling some shirts because that's, like, part of his truck. truck is that he sells these shirts at events great yeah do that rich you know like make some money so we're all kind of chilling there um and like subs are coming up talking all this and rich is in the middle setting up his thing so he's got this table there evan sees a four-wheeler drive by and we're on the top of the the truck evan wanted to get down because he was hollering at the guy like do a wheelie do a wheelie so ev's i'm gonna fuck show him so he goes to like go show him but he wanted to get down quick so he jumps off the top onto the table like college parties the table basically

gets up it was so quick and like it was as if he jumped onto like into a foam pit he landed so graceful and then he was out of there rich is in the back like setting up his shirt he doesn't even know his table's broken i filmed it i filmed it you guys got to see this no ab just body slammed your table he went through it no he didn't he didn't believe it he did yeah he broke So it was still daylight when this happened. He did, I swear. And then he ran off. He's talking to the wheeler.

He's like, no, you're not doing a wheelie on my wheeler. What's he's doing? He's trying to get this kid's four wheelers. Roo. Look, it. He broke it. I don't, I didn't tell him. He just did it.

He just jumped off. He's so mad. Just wait, just wait, the next shot's funny. He's putting the T-shirts, fat. He just packs up. Fuck up. I was filming and laughing because it was funny. Then at that point, I realized Rich was really mad, so I put the phone down.

And he was like, really ticked. He was, I'm packing up shop. But I'm like, well, we can still make this work. So I get this little three-wheeler and I put it under the table and we start setting back up. And now I'm helping him. We get all the shirts out. Well, Evan comes rolling back. He gets back up.

And then, right as he gets up, he remembers he bodyslam the table, he starts laughing, all this. He's like, get your phone out. Get your phone out. Film this. I'm going to body slam it again. And he had all his shirts. I'm like, no, no, do not do that. He's going to be very mad.

Like, he's already very, very mad. I'm going to do it anyways. So get your phone. I'm like, I'm not being a part of this. I'm not doing it. And then you climb up, you're about ready to do it. Gav's holding on you. I don't know why Gavin let go.

But then you're just sitting there. Finally, Gabb must got distracted. Let's go. You body slam the table with all his shirts on. Oh, my God. Beer all over the shirts. The shirts fly onto the dirt. Rich at that point was about ready to strangle you.

And then, I mean, that was it. Then we just separated you guys. But you were trying to be funny. I paid for the table and the merch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly, like, it was funny, but it just wasn't funny for, rich and that's where it became not funny i guess because i could tell he was really mad like i initially thought it was funny too you know all of us were laughing but once i realized he was mad then i was

so then you came back a third time after that and we're like holding you back you wanted to go off the top top onto the table and i'm like bro there's a three wheel under there all this so like i ended up just taking the whole thing down because i was worried you were going to jump off the top and hurt yourself but yeah it was pretty it was pretty funny It was helpful that you wore overalls that day so he could corral you. Yeah, you just grab you like a little toddler. You just hold you by the back and you just... If only I was as smart as a toddler.

It is bizarre that we were on our way to the mud event and I go, Ev, what do you think of mud events? So, Cheeto. You did say that. And Evan had more fun. He had more fun. We weren't filming it or anything. I just asked you.

No, that's true. But then as soon as I said it's Cheeto and then you're like, well, I'm like, well, Dude, how many mud events have any... You guys have went to Vinny's before, so I've been to. But, like, I've been to mudnats. Everything I've been to is a fraction of what we were at. And everybody knows a plastic table at one of these events is going to get smashed. I don't think that you did anything bad, I think that you...

The fact that you paid... Yeah, it wasn't. You were just being fun and funny. And, like, I think that the line gets blurred because, like, the way that we typically navigate life. And then Rich comes in, he wasn't quite used to, like, his shit gets... getting fucked up. But to be fair,

Rich revved my GTR and kind of fucked it up. I think that's the only reason. You were like the only one kind of on my side, I think. I mean, Rich. I mean, you all took care of you. You were drunk and you rev my GTR

and I had problems after that. Rich was so fired up though. The next morning I call Rich and I was like, yo, Gav forgot his backpack in your truck. So I got to meet you. And he's like, oh, that's all good, man.

Yeah, I'll meet you in town. And I'm like, yeah. Also, Ev forgot his backpack in your truck, like the merch truck. Can you go and get that for him and then meet me in town? Fuck, no. I ain't helping that little fucking weasel piece of shit. And then Ev didn't remember any of this, right? And Rich is on speaker when he says.

So we're in my bedroom. And I'm talking to Rich like, all right, well, yeah, I'll come and meet it. And he's like, fuck Evan. Fuck that guy. And I was like, what I do? What I do? What do I do? Dude, what do you mean?

What do you mean? What do I do? And then he does this. And then he does this. I will never forget this. What do you mean? On his forearms and knees on my bedroom floor, being like, what, what happened?

The thing is, though, is you were just having fun, Evan. And I agree it wasn't malicious. You were simply just having fun. It's safe to say I got a little carried away. Yeah, you got a little carried away, but who doesn't when you're, when you're, like, having a blast and, you know, you have a couple too many beers. And the problem is with meeting all these good people is not a single one, didn't want to rip a shotgun, not a single person, didn't have a new blend of moonshine I had never even heard. I must have 37 different flavors of moonshury. Well, the pickle moonshine was insane.

I'm not saying it's not your responsibility, but everyone was coming up trying to give you twisted tea, a moonshine. And you'd just say yes because you're just like, you know, being nice or whatever. And that's how you got to that point. It's not like you were just like, I'm going to get out of hand. It just kind of happened. And like there's a lot of people there that knew who we were and watched the vid. So they wanted to, they wanted to have a beer or a tea with Evan. And I don't drink.

Mike doesn't drink, you know, so like they'd offer it. But I was like, sorry, I'm not drinking, you know. I agree. You were definitely put in a tough spot. And honestly, like, Rich will get over it because I, you had this buddy once that you just to get really excited and have a lot of fun. And then he smashed all the chairs that I had. And so, yeah, like eventually you learned to forgive him.

Did you ever pay him back? No, he just went and got me some really shit old ones that the music festival threw away because they were so bad. I'm not sure if I know who you're talking about. Yeah, he was riding three-wheelerers. He had a mullet at the time. Interesting. Yeah, it was kind of like a different guy.

Rich actually sent me a pretty nerly text message on Sunday, then iced me for a day or two. and then finally when I called him he was just kind of like give me work done like yeah teach me a lesson like yeah that's a good way to teach me a lesson like he obviously was actually mad but then I think he also realized it was fine

but he like let it fester for a few days and I actually am very thankful for Richie helps us out with a ton of stuff with the track all that stuff so then when I talk to him finally I'm like all right what do I owe you okay would square this up blah blah blah And then I'm like, well, all that merch I'm paying for, can you at least ship it to me? Yeah.

So he's going to send me all the purestained mud merch. Good. And that's the thing is like, realistically, wasn't that big of a deal. It just, he was mad in the moment. But now when we look back on it, it's just a funny story. I just love when we get out of here. We just change. It's just so fun.

It's difficult being on the road, but it's so fun. Like there's always a new experience happening, which is what I like. We're about to have a. crazy road trip when you guys are listening to this we're actually in the middle of it yeah but we're going on like a 10 day road trip we're starting in Vegas and then we're working back home from Vegas but we have a bunch of stuff planned so much of stops next uh next couple of videos after not this week's but though following like four weeks we'll be showing what we're about to get into and it's going to be awesome a couple guest appearances we got gab yeah the whole crew

Spenny. We got Spenny. It's going to be probably our most entertaining. I don't want to, it's hard to say. Like, it's probably going to be our most entertaining road trip yet. Obviously, we aimed at top the years before, but like, I said it before, but it just reminds me of, like, going on, like, skate tours. Like, when we get in a group and we get, like, you know, all in a van or an RV or whatever,

magic. It's just magic, dude. Gavin's pulling, what is it, a 48-foot trailer? Yeah. Filled to the kills with toys. Yeah, literally. and me i had two days home and then now leave again yeah you're kind of a g for that ryan joining gavin on the long track i was looking the next weekend that i'm going to be home

is april 19th it's currently march 18th what are you you're thinking cleetus race and then cletis race and then i'm going to florida for to see my dad and then possibly the weekend after that it looks like we have something on the on the board too it's like holy shit dude i'm excited though i'm excited too yeah and honestly with uh the The last time, when we were coming home, of course, there's always something with traveling in the planes. And I want someone who knows more than me to answer a question. And it's why the fuck do they tell us when a plane departs,

not when the door closes? Why is the departure time even on the board? It doesn't matter to me. Especially when you wait 50 minutes sitting on the... It's fucking tarmac anyway. It doesn't matter. So like, why not have when the doors close? That's what should be on map.

They make you do math. They tell you boarding time And then they'll put the little thing Plain what Yeah, some about 15 minutes Boarding ends 15 minutes before departure Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't give a fuck when the plane departs

I care when the door closes That I can't get on the plane anymore I mean technically that's when it should be Because when they close the door That's when they say like oh you gotta turn off your phone And do all the hoopla but I don't know It just seems to me

That there should be a better system After running three quarters of a mile sprinting three quarters of a mile through the airport. Once I got about half a mile in and started having a heart attack, I went, there's got to be a better system for this. Like, I don't even know if the door's going to be open when I get there. Yeah, it was so brutal. We landed and we had eight minutes to get across the entire Minneapolis airport, which if you've ever been there, it's a huge airport. And we had eight minutes to get from one side to the other to catch our flight. And it was like

the last flight of the night. If we didn't make it, we're driving four hours home. And so we sprinted. Our sprint is like a seven minute mile. mile. It was all of a mile across it. Probably running faster. Yeah, you're right. It was like a six and a half minute. That's a good, Ryan. There we go. It was enough that Ryan and I made it there first, and we were so insanely out of breath. I coughed for the next 36 hours. I'm still coughing. Yeah, it's awful. Like, after you get done working your lungs that hard, and then it was just like the combination of like a dust storm all weekend. So you got dust in your lungs. and then you just ran from like a mile being cold and like eating like shit all weekend

and then you're so cooked and like I sat on the plane for the next hour flight and just like coughed non-stop okay I'm glad you did that too because I'm surprised they didn't turn the plane around because I was coughing so hard dude is brutal all you guys have been in the gym having trainers being healthy not vaping doing all the things right I've been doing it all wrong we were all in the same boat I can't imagine how you felt dude it was bad But at the same time, the way you and Ryan were coughing was worse than me, I believe. Yeah, I don't know, dude. He was almost deceased, but you guys were.

I didn't run. I ran on the F gates and then I turned, dialed her back to a brisk walk. We ran pretty much. It was enough running. I'll just catch a next flight. Yeah, we stayed behind Ken and we might have walked, you know, 10 or 20 feet. Well, that was the thing. He's really only one person.

Ben kept going and I went, well, one person needs to get there and we're good. Well, piss me off as we get there. And they go, oh, we're waiting on. somebody else from the other gate over there. We sat there for 15 minutes waiting for those people. And then we're sitting there and they're like, and we're just going to wait for the bags to come over. Yeah, all that.

I was like, God damn. Which I'm thankful for. Our bags made it on time, which is almost more remarkable than us making it. Probably just because there was the last flight of the night though, right? Yeah, I think. And like a bunch of people were probably on it.

I think it's because there was like, there were so many people on that plane that had delayed flights coming in. So they'll just hold it. Then they don't have to deal with rebooking them. Get in a hotel. It makes sense. They don't want to tell us that first, though. Like, they want us to get there as quick as possible.

Not stop by the bathroom and whatever. When we got on the plane, I saw, I checked the app and they pushed it back another 10 minutes. So it was like, eh, they're just trying to accommodate everyone. I would have loved a ding in my headphones that told me I didn't have to be freaking Usain Bolt. I would have loved to get that Porsche transfer again. Bro. So nice.

That was crazy. Yeah, I don't know. I'm walking down the hallway and it's like super far away. It's basically the reverse of the thing. that we ran and uh i'm like looking at my phone you know and i just hear mr iworks i'm like you know like because you're kind of scared you never want someone to call your name out in an airport even though if you aren't doing anything bad and it's this smiling guy and he's holding mine and ken's name on his phone and i go yeah and he goes all right hop down in the car over here

we're going to take you to your gate in this porch we're just sitting out the window on the runway well on the tarmac it's like a rumored grail thing in the delta world right ken yeah so it's like it turned out to be real it's like i've seen that car whipping around the airport and it was like one day that'd be super nice to get but it's always like they're only selecting random people here and there and you can pay for it if you really want to spend some money but kind of nice like supposedly we're the most important people for delta minneapolis at that time so you didn't have to pay for it no yeah ken's stacking up the points by uh all the travel we we do and he puts it straight to his own account somebody's got to take

I'm cool with it because you do a good job. A lot of times we're like, yo, Gab's actually going to go home. Ken, you want to book that? And then he has to spend like the next two hours on his iPad doing it. And so I always respect that. Like, it doesn't look fun. Yeah, honestly, I complain a lot about it. But if anyone deserves in first class, it's you can.

Ryan on the other hand. Ryan's actually got higher status than me. I have told you guys the formula multiple times. You could be sitting right next to me. If you did exactly what I did and just were smart with the points and all that, like, it's not easy. I Googled it and I learned all the things. And then I typed out a five-paragraph thing and sent it to you guys on what to do.

And if you do that in a year, you'll be sitting right there. I've really set my whole financial credit card scheme pyramid up to get upgraded on flights. Well, it seems to be working for you. Every single time we get in there, the lady's like 100% of it's working. It's a1. is your seat. I'm like, this dude is sitting

in the first row every single flight. But yeah, me and Cizier were walking by. We look out the window and we see these guys hopping in a Porsche, right?

And we were like, what the fuck is going on right now? We were like, what? And so we start, like, waving in the window. And then they're like all like waving back.

Like, see ya. And then the guys go, like I just saw them one more. And I go, see you, Siege.

And I run down. I mean, there's a lot of things that we see each other do that doesn't surprise us. But that one, you know, we're on the freaking escalator getting slowly to our gate. And we're looking at your guys as Snap Stories and we're actually like, what? Yeah, so this guy gives us, we've made no sense. We're hopping the Porsche and this guy's rolling out and we're like high-fiving each other. We're like, let's go. And I'm like, what is going on right now?

Like, how are we doing this? And the guy was like, believe it or not, you are with some. of the most respected delta members in the airport right now and i was like who the fuck are you talking about i was like oh of course of course is ken and ryan and uh then he was like you guys are i've given like a ton of rides and you guys are the most excited group i've ever had amazing because we were like this is awesome and he's doing like 15 miles per hour like down the tarmac oh we literally drove underneath planes though it's pretty sick really yeah it was cool it's like out there yeah i heard that dalton was like i don't know what they're

excited about they beat us by like three minutes yeah he was like i don't understand like we pretty much beat them and i'm like i don't think it's about how fast they got there granted that helped it was just like yeah getting to hop in a car not even to walk across the airport well is this cool like yeah i definitely hope that it happens to us again because i googled it i was like how often this really happened and apparently it like never happens so i think it was we you're really lucky. Like most people don't fly Thursday afternoons, like business people, people that actually have high status.

They don't fly Thursday afternoon at five and aren't going from opposite ends of the airport. So like, there's no way you're getting it on like a Monday or whatever, you know? I mean, it's crazy. But because they were even like, yeah, sometimes we have like a horse GT3RS or last year we had a spider. Spider. Spider. What?

So they can give one person. One person. Yeah. Kind of being funny here, but like you can't even fit your. luggage in a 918 spider. Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, you just assume. Yeah, but it's cool. Just as stoked in like a Yukon X-L, wouldn't you?

For sure. 100%, dude, I couldn't run a fucking family. Yeah, it didn't matter what it was. It was just the fact that we were like running down the tarmac. You have a live airport. Yeah. So he was saying that it's like some kind of like Porsche program. It's because Delta and Porsche have like some partnership because they're both both based

in Atlanta. Porsche gives Delta cars and then they treat their like their customers nice for that. Interesting. Left a pretty good taste in my mouth after Porsche and Delta did that, which Delta has been getting a lot of bad rep lately. I mean, their plane did go upside down. Makes sense. But everyone was fine, so. Yeah, I mean, it's almost like a flex to be on that plane.

Like, yeah, I was in a plane crash. Yeah, I think that was me and you, whoever said, but I'm like, bro, my worst fear is being in a plane crash. But if you could crawl out of that upside down plane, how many people. Yeah, you get everyone. a plane crash. The fucking nightmare. Really? Like a small plane?

No, Delta. Like a full commercial Delta plane went down. Yeah, it rolled and, yeah. I don't want someone to hear this

and think we're downplaying it because it's a horrible situation. I'm just saying if you can walk away from something like that unscathed, it's just in insane experience. If you're completely fine, 100%. It's like,

it's just a flex. Yeah. It's a crazy story. I can picture, dude, as the plane starts to roll on the runway, you just hear, don't film!

man fan dude i didn't know that we were gonna get in a plane crash bro you gotta be ready when that shit happens dog we're all just bummed with him like dude you filmed it vertical

honestly dude i think he would have had it he would have been got out of it and he would have been holding it he would have been ready to go i see him sneaking up we heard him smiling i heard pan he's like shit where am i supposed to be i had my headphones on and it's like pan Pam Shit, shit, shit, shit.

When Dalton's in the middle of like a deep sleep And then he starts having a bad dream He just hears pan, pan, pan, he wakes up in a sweat Oh shit What did I miss? What did I miss? Nothing, we were just talking about it We were in a plane crash

That you would have been filming when we crashed Like you would have been on it Like we're like upside down And we're like, Dalton film It's actually just like that phrase Is just Dalton's alarm clock right now Might actually wake him up It'd be a terrible way to start your day

we don't ever have to tell him the pan anymore no for real he's just back in the day when he first started now we just now we just hit him with this just like the little we have to yell at him less but still hit him with the point like

yeah it's like I'm done talking you go to him you need it helpful and whatever but it's so funny someone's talking CJ goes well a lot of times like cameras pointed this way

and like what I guess you don't see as the viewer is like the cameraman isn't supposed to be really watching through the camera as a cameraman you're looking for what's happening next right so like you have to be good enough with like knowing exactly where the lens is pointed to make sure that you're capturing what they're saying but then know who's about to talk next and then beat them to start talking next so as soon as you hear can maybe start talking or them stop talking you pan over so he can say that yeah otherwise you miss it and if the mic's pointed this way and he starts talking then it's super quiet it's very important it's an ever going like somewhat impossible task because like essentially

you can't know who's going to speak you can you can kind of i'm saying like not all the time though so if you're talking to ben it's pretty obvious that but if you're addressing ben and you're done talking he's going to talk next how about if ben's talking to all three of us you don't you don't just know who's going to talk no but then you step back and you get it yeah you get all of them I'm just saying like it's hard job so it is hard but yeah he does your job so anyway when we first hired dalton and uh you know he's he's figuring it out of how to film the chaos that's going on right because as a filmmaker that's like traditional they're probably just watching like through the camera making sure that they're getting the shot whereas like that's less important

than making sure that you're like aware of your surroundings of like who's doing the next and so we would tell dalton pan don't pan I've heard you guys even have to tell that to Mike a couple of times. We've been telling Mike that for nine years. Yeah, we hired Dalton because Mike would not pan for ever. Yeah, I used to be a full-time cameraman. No, that's not true. I'm so glad.

Dalton did not get hired in place with me. That's for the damn shit. The one time Evan did was the jet ski or the automobile across the water. I know. That was bad. The mic fell off. CJ didn't come up where I thought he was going to come up. I pull up.

Evans got the mic in one hand in the camera here. I'm like, what the fuck? Man, desperate times. Dude, I feel like, though, that was kind of a crazy spot for my first ever attempt at running. Yeah, like, debatably. Like, drop me off on an island. By yourself, literally. He'll land here in like 20 minutes.

You're like just pointed at him. Didn't people, like, come up and start talking to you and you were like super nervous? Well, no, there were some people on paddle boards and I'm like, just so you know, some guys are going to be pulling up on a snowmobiles so like he's gonna be going pretty fast so he doesn't sink might want to get out of the way like i don't know i saw this weirdo in the beach on a beach on a filming everyone in their bikinis i knew from where you're starting like you're not going to see these people a mile away but paddleboarding by the island like when you're coming in you're coming in he's filming with one hand and he's boom-miking with the other just fell off of course i

couldn't get it back on god that's fine i'll work on it maybe in my my free time i'll start Like, maybe Dalton can teach me some drills, some camera drills. Yeah, except some cones. Cone one, cone one, cone three. It's like quick pans and zooms. Like a football player where you like throw it to. We can do tests like that. We have three different speakers and they go off with audio at different times.

And you have to be on it before the audio starts. I'm screwed with that with the deaf in one year. I have no perception of direction. Hey, what's the whole hubbub I heard about the dollar? general closing. I just heard a group chat was just saying that they got their closing stale. You're in a Dollar General group chat? No, no. It's a locals group chat and somebody said, oh yeah, they're having a closeout sale. And I was like, okay, are they just selling stuff off? And she was like, no, no, they're closing. Yeah, that's, I heard they're closing and I heard that

CJ's bummed. I am. Every small town has a Dollar General. And I like to refer to it as the mall, you know, if I'm leaving, going to the Dollar General, see you, Alex. I'm going to the mall. She knows where I'm going. You know, you can get anything you need there. Groceries, clothing, costumes, home decor, squirt guns, dog food. Anything you want, they got it cards. If you need a quick card for it.

Maybe not the brand that you want, but they're going to have something close enough. It's good stuff, in my opinion. But, yeah, pretty bummed that they're going out of business because, like, limits your options. Dude, if that doesn't show how small of a town Cormoran is, then I don't know what does. Like, Dollar General seeks out the smallest towns. And they couldn't make it. And puts a Dollar General in there because that is their demo.

They couldn't make it. And Cormoran was so small that they just were like, yeah, we can't. This just isn't going to work. Yeah. What do you think? I say we buy it for pennies on the dollar and go brick and mortar on them. You think so? Yeah.

I say we do keep an eye on it for whatever it does sell for. think it's a good spot we could run the dollar general yeah we finally changed the name to what we've been calling it for the last few years oh my god the cormorant mall what i would love that the dollar genital genital or the dollar genital probably can't put that on a sign why not well you just call it the dg claim that we're also uh like there's a doctor in there that will check your genitals it's just Evan in the bag with some rubber gloves on I thought for sure it was going to be Ken how did I get roped into this one He's got the biggest genitals.

And everybody knows, the bigger the genitals, the better you are at checking them. Yeah, we'll have to keep an eye on out. Like, who do you even envision buying it, you know? I don't, I don't, like a dentistry. I could see that. No. You're so nice to agree with it. Well, I don't know.

I mean, thank you, Mike. This small town of Cronron, if you don't have the nicest teeth here, we could use a dentist. Maybe we'll have it as the C-boys merchandise and dealerships. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that would be so cool. I'd rather have something more on the main strip, though. I know. It's kind of out of town.

The problem. We're going to have to build then. Anyways, we'll have to think about it. Yeah, well, this morning we went to Red River Motor Works and picked up our newly modified Raptor R and boys and girls. It's fast. It's insane. It's 9.50 horsepower, and it's blowing all of us out of the water, dude.

It's putting every, we did a little raptor mobbing today. It put all the other raptors. heavily to shame that's like pump gas 91 yeah and so you could probably theoretically go higher on for sure you would probably be at 11 on a horse oh my god that's what scott said with an e85 tune that's out there like over 11 on the exact setup yeah so all it is is just a bigger whipple supercharger direct swap out and a different tune and it runs perfectly it drives like factory until you put your foot into it and then it's like it's just like holy crap i mean if you just even roll onto the pedal it will break the wheel tires lose at like 40 if you're just going on to the on ramp of the

interstate like it is insanely fast it's like a slingshot it makes no sense that a pickup could be that fast and it was already fast to begin with it's amazing what you can do nowadays yeah for real just take your already 700 horsepower truck and just bump it up to like 900 so simple too just think even 10 years you go what it would take to get a thousand horse out of like anything and you never ever ever think about putting 17s with 37s you know like that much sidewall with that much power they'd be like what do you mean it's not in a slam single cab or something yeah yeah yeah so sick so sick whoever gets it they're gonna be stoked like i mean it's truly the all-around better i want it best best truck it seems like debatably the most reliable thousand or 950 yeah most reliable horsepower a guy could have

yeah for sure who said it that was nice when we got done raptor mobbing today and we're like it was kind of sick like not having a bunch of broken stuff after we were done because they're they're decent vehicle just got a mob nicer things yeah we're some big jumps too i i jumped my raptor pretty hard i was pretty proud of you i'm happy that it's okay i mean there's a reason that all of us have ford raptors and that's because they're just undeniably an awesome vehicle like they are tough as hell and they're so capable in my opinion the best pickup i think it's cool that We get to be the testers, I guess. Like, I remember when the Raptor came out and Jake's dad got one,

or even before it came out and we're like, this is, I mean, it was like when the C-8 came out. Like, that's how excited I was for the Raptors, and they've just proven themselves. Today was a tough day to not have my TRX. Oh, God, what I would have given to be out there? Something different, but still shredding. It would have been good.

It would have just been fitting since the whole Subaru's ion thing. Yeah, that's true. Kind of forget that you. You got to give another TRX then, Ryan. I just don't know if I can I don't know if I can do that to myself Three of them Yeah

Take a loss, big loss on all three Could take your Hummer out Yeah that actually does suck That I can't put that in rear wheel drive Because that thing would be so much fun In rear wheel drive Can you just like download an app And put it in rear wheel?

Honestly you would think Could you just like unplug the front motor maybe Why are you asking me That seems like something you would know I don't know It does seem like you probably could Just unplug the back motor I can get under there with some snippers

Some soldering iron And some wire cutters and collar good Raptor giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 1159 PM So get your entries Ben goes let me look this up He's literally just looking it up in his brain Yeah so the Raptor our giveaway ends Sunday the 30th at 1159 Head on over to seeboys TV.com

And every $5 you spend gets you an entry to win that thing and whoever wins it better be stoked because it is an insanely sick and clean truck and then you also get $10,000, $20,000 in cash. And it is open to Canadians, except Quebec. This might be truly the most practical, possibly best giveaway we've done just because it is fast,

but it's still just you can get it and just drive this every day and take it across the country. you can haul stuff whether you can throw stuff in the back and it still is a fast ripping truck that can go off road like in terms of practicality this truck can do pretty much everything so 100% yeah I'm pumped on it yeah I do too Raptor R man thank you guys for listening subscribe if you haven't

and we'll see you next week stay tuned for the road trip updates boys peace