Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evan's Lamborghini is already Broken, Ken's Road Rage & Cybertruck HATE

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

In today’s episode Evan reveals what It was like showing his family and friends his Lamborghini for the first time, and how he bought a bartender a new pair of shoes as a tip at the bar. Evan gives a gift to Micah, we talk treehouses, kens road rage, protesting and more. And finally Ben tells us why and when he broke into Ryan's house late at night! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And I look at it and he's already looking at me like. Debatably the rarest. skateboard. Holy! Why is Evan running around naked covered in honey? I thought you said you were quitting babe. Going to.

In six months, you're like, oh, you have lives disease. Look at these guys' tongues. Evan, the tongues of your eddies have always thrown me off.

I'm not going to lie. What's wrong with them? I don't know. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Are they good or bad? I'm not going to say bad. I think they're weird. Why do they go like...

They're popped, Mike. Yeah, you got to pop them. Yeah, I get popping. I get popping your tongues. Ryan's tongues are kind of pop, but like, why are they so freaking square? So there's a little lip here, and I could tuck them in and then tie it extra tight, or they sit in front. What if you didn't do anything different besides just pulling them back?

Would they just automatically go? Mine just kind of pop, naturally. They're just so square. I'm sorry, my tongue offends you. It doesn't defend me. Not the only tongue that offends you. It's weirdly vertical, too. Evans wearing outdated technology.

Give them a break. Yeah. I just had a buddy that sent me a. Like I zoomed in video of someone wearing it and he's and go, bro, do you remember when people used to wear these? Every day. I have a kayak wears them every day. Yeah.

You start buying them as investments though, yeah? Yeah, I have like three or four pairs. I'm not really planning on taking out of the box unless there's like a real special occasion, yeah. But the problem is, is they're all my size because it really seems like a foreign concept to buy them. But I kind of want to collect them in a different size. so I can wear all the ones I have

because I actually really like to wear them but I also think it would be cool to have one of each color way. Makes a total sense. You wouldn't wear them because you couldn't. Yeah, and I bought like literally all the Ryan Shetler eight Etnese I can find I've bought.

Ken, can you look up how much those are going to be worth in 10 years? Yeah, I mean, Chad GPT it. Let's see what your guys' favorite Google or Chad GPT says. Hopefully they don't end up like my Etny's golf shoes that look mint

and I walked about 100 years with them and they fell apart. Really? Wow. ChatGPT is just giving me Ryan Scheckler net worth estimates, not even how much the shoes are going to be worth. What does net worth? Six to 35 million. Quite a range. You buying a pair of shoes and not wearing them seems like a not you thing to do.

No. But that seems like something that you would make fun of me or better CJ for doing. No, 100%. I'm not into just like collecting them, but now that I've bought so many pairs of, and realizing that like literally can't get them anymore is just like ah i have a hard time wearing this because when i put this on there like might not ever be another brand new in the box one like this i mean i'm sure someone somewhere has one maybe but at least what i can

just buy i can't you're just really in love with those shoes huh dude they're so comfortable is that really why you wear them because they're comfortable why else would i wear them because why are you collecting them clearly if you think they're look cool bought them to wear them and liked them so much that I just bought all the pairs and now that I found out I can't buy any more pairs I have a hard time wearing my last three or four pairs that are brand new so I didn't buy them intentionally to collect them I just wanted like one of every color to wear I think you should start wearing like some hokas if you wear hokas obviously you cooked bro or those like on shoes you would look ridiculous oh oh wait I think I do know I know it I know like if you want some comfy shoes

Like maybe you should just run these I've bought a pair of these ones before Yeah like those white ones For a tip It was hokas? Yeah What the hell For a tip?

Yeah I can definitely see you wearing these Let's hear the story Let's hear the story You bought a pair of shoes as a tip Yes How would that work Because the

The bartender's shoes were blowed out And I said I'm not going to give you a tip But I'll buy you new pair of shoes Which was you want That's what they picked Fucking Hoka running shoes TP wears those Oh yeah

Yeah, TP does. Tee can wear whatever he wants because he's so injured that, like, if he's got to wear comfortable shoes to not be in pain, I'm cool with it. Yeah, it was pretty unexpected to see TP, like the legend hop out of his rental car wearing Hocas. Do you guys see his video about when New York, New York, Jim? When Jim York jumped the vet? Yeah. Yeah, Ryan, can you imagine jumping your Corvette 110 feet?

I do I can't imagine jump at anything 110 feet you land mammal land mammal yeah but uh

yes no when I'm driving my Corvette it doesn't seem like something that would jump very well if you watch the video he damn near didn't make it

he was disturbingly close to not make it what did they say his minimum speed was like 68 or maybe it was 69 because that's funny and he left the lip

at 67 yeah yeah he was like two miles an hour below the minimum speed that he had to hit that's what I love about a lot of the stuff

they do is like they are calculated to an extent or just their years of doing it for so long they know at the very least how fast they hit a jump at x trajectory well i mean we saw how that went with t p's calculations on the the 360 in the air a lot more variables there he could besides i don't know i think if you ask like anyone that knows like physics they would disagree well i guess no one asked anyone that knew physics because clearly we didn't we were there we didn't stop him I think it's easier to project, like, speed and trajectory in a straight line. Once you start spinning, it's kind of... Yeah, the spinning and the ice was probably the biggest thing.

But he just barely clears it. But that's because he had traction control on, I think I heard. Yeah, traction control, because they have, like, the PDR that shows, like, what the car is doing, like, what you're steering, how much throttle, how much break input. And maybe they should have had, like, a Corvette guy there. Like, I could have been there to, like, help him. Help him? Because he had it in touring mode.

It's not good. notoriously it's like damn near a camry it's a corvette shaped camry in touring mode like it's so slow and so gutless the valves are closed and the exhaust like the suspension the traction controls like the most limited version i was just really surprised and it probably happened they probably had it all set up and they probably restarted the car to do something or somebody else hopped in it and changed and then it changed like i know how that shit happens he was obviously focused on 110 feet of different things it does happen like it seems like such a simple thing make sure the traction control is off before you try to go do donuts or whatever think of how

many times this happened to us oh traction control is on sorry yeah so yeah i can see that i just have a hard time believing that like those guys who jump more things and like do crazier things than anyone else would like make that simple mistake of like leaving it in touring it's a first time and they're probably not familiar with a thing like that they're used to just race cars that are always like that they're like it's true it's ready to rip what do you mean yeah maybe ready to fly what do you mean none of his limos had traction control yeah yeah that's a good point that was so gnarly that was almost so bad too like what would have happened would you have just came to a stop would he have kept going but like the front end would have would have would dug in and then

like rolled end over end like the only thing i know is jim york would have been just fine yeah he would have been fine he's like that one guy that jumps like the crazy cars like we saw it at one of the cletus events when that yeah yeah the guy jumps like a crown vick into other crown vicks just like yeah and he's done he said he's done it like 370 times or something like that yeah he would have just hopped right out and been yeah yeah it's just indestructible i don't know if it was the same guy or just a guy like him but i saw him do it at like a county fair they hoisted him up in a crane he's sitting in the car and they get him like you know 65 feet in the air and then they just drop him and he just hits like four cars in a little pile.

It's got to be a cooler way of doing that. That's just like guaranteed car accident. Yeah. Like the best case scenario isn't even like you fly and land kind of on the wheels or like do something. It's just like you are just going to hit the ground. That just leaves the impressiveness factor out of it because like he didn't do anything. He had the balls to get in it.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not saying like he doesn't deserve any credit. But like when you're doing the one doing the jumping like you're pressing the pedal, you decided to. steer that car That's a professional stuntman

I've seen that where they drop into the cars And the way the car is all crunch Like it literally looks so chill Yeah there's like the one video I guess that Russian guy We've talked about him on the pod before But I mean if you've ran across his videos You know exactly who I'm talking about

But I've been seeing some lately Like I saw one where he was like Hanging by the bottom of it over a lake And like then they just drop the car Into the lake I was like okay So once you're in the water You got to swim out before the car crushes you?

Same for the one that he did where he's just, like, sitting in a hole. And they dropped the car, and he just, like, ducks in the hole. I mean, some of those are just like, whatever. But have you also, I don't know if this is new, but have you guys seen, like, he's also on, like, whatever drug whistle and diesel's on? Like, he just destroys cars. Oh, yeah, like, I don't know. So, yeah, rage bait.

But, like, I don't know, some of those cars are like 200 plus. I need a translator when I watch it because sometimes he's saying stuff, and I don't know what he's saying. And I'd like to know. But, yeah, no, he's been on a little kick of, like, destroying the heck out of, like, pretty nice cars, like a $200,000 Maybach. Didn't they do one? They had, like, a chainsaw or a sawz all or something in the dash while they're driving.

That's funny. I don't know. Maybe get them cheaper over there. Dude, honestly, I saw that, and you don't know what they're saying. You don't know what the caption says because it's all in Russian. And, yeah, I've just been seeing them, like, destroying cars. And I figured he was just at that point in his career where, like, the, gnarly stunts weren't enough for him,

so he just needed to feel something, and it wasn't even necessarily for, like, views. Like, he just, like, does crazy shit like that. Because, like, yeah, you got people commenting all over, and he's not even responding. Yeah, like, I feel like that guy's just the nut job. Yeah. And he's doing that shit either way.

Probably never going to go to Russia. Really? Yeah, I'd love to. Really? I think it'd be cool. I think we go Sherp across Russia for a video. It'd be the longest freaking video ever. Take us, like, a month, I feel like.

And Sherps do, what, like 15 miles per hour? Yeah, well? West to East, how long is Russia? Isn't there the whole map distortion of Russia? It's not actually as big as you think? Yeah, it's smaller than you think. East to West, it's 5,600 miles. That's pretty freaking far.

How much is the U.S.? Like $2,700, right? New York to L.A. is 2,700 miles. Okay, so it's like twice as far as New York to L.A. Taking a freaking shirt from New York to L.A. would be miserable. I would suck. But speaking of nice cars, let's talk about it.

Evan, how was the drive home in your new Lamborghini? Best drive ever. Was it? Yeah. A lot of people honking and looking at you. Honestly, I don't think anybody honk. Just you pulled out in front of them. Thumbs up?

Yeah, just like the standard, you know, it's a red Lamborghini. So a lot of phones out the windows, you know, kids in the backseat taking videos. What the family and the homies at home think? Just pretty equal across the board. Everyone's just like, what the fuck? This is sick. Pretty much as mind blown as I am that. Have your mom a ride in it?

I actually didn't. What? Wow. I gave my dad a ride. What do you think? He thought it was sick. I mean, he was complaining about getting in and out. And I'd tell him, like, he was going to get in, like, no, don't hold the window.

You can't use the window as, like, support. Like, here, let me help you. Yeah, I don't know. We just went for a little cruise, did a couple little pulls or whatever. He's not, like, a big car guy. Go super fast forever. So it was parked, like, right on the road going into the golf course. I know a lot of his buddies and stuff, like, I think text him or whatever.

Like, what the hell is that? Oh, it's Evan's new car. Yeah, pretty much. That's awesome. What, uh, what Nikki and everyone else think? Nikki loves it. Took Lil Aiden out for a rip. He was all hyped.

I bet. Yeah. His eyes were getting all big. So anybody that didn't know that I got it. Those are probably the more fine. When I pulled up, everyone just was like, oh, you're driving the giveaway car. Nope. Not the giveaway car.

Oh, what is this? This is my car. You're like, what? No shit Did you Shoehorn slim into that thing? He actually No he fit into Ben's though

So he probably should fit into this one We didn't go for riding it I just swung by his house real quick He had just got home from Idaho So he was all kind of Busy all cooked and busy Yeah have time for Evan and his Lamborghini Are you worried about

Like people back at home treating you different Now that you're a Lamborghini owner? No I don't think so I think honestly everyone I think was just like stoke because now they get a chance to ride in a Lamborghini, which a lot of people never get that opportunity. So I don't think anyone is bummed about it or salty or whatever you want to say.

Yeah. And if they were or even hinting at they were and they're not really, well, then they're not like really your true friend. Yeah. What you should have done is we should have got you a pretty small Lamborghini jumpsuit. And then a hat and then you should have been wearing that the whole time when you were like surprising people. They're like, wow, this guy is just Lamborghini shoes, like everything's

Lamborghini. He's such a loser. Lamborghini sunglasses. He would be a loser. It was kind of funny. I texted my buddy back five, six years ago. We played Forza a decent amount. And I was always running like supras and eclipses and I don't know,

STIs and shit like that. And he always was running Porsche 9-11s. And he'd always rattled. He knew every fact about a Porsche 9-11. He doesn't have one. just knew about them and i'd said something about like they're just so unrelatable i'd rather like play the game with cars that i kind of seem relatable so then i i i messaged him that yesterday i'm like hey remember when we used to

play forza but i said i couldn't relate and then i sent him that picture he was hype he was super he'd be like so when did you turn into a douche then uh yeah it turns out i can relate now we should play forza i'm gonna drive the dude i seriously thought that as soon as i was like texted of that. I'm like, well, I got to fire up the Xbox and play with some forza. Go rip a garado around. Yeah, yeah. Last time I had a guyardo on a video game, I think it was a need for speed, hot pursuit. That is the best need for speed. It's running good and everything, though. I mean, yeah, throwing a few misfire codes, but really? I'm glad it's actually throwing a code so we can diagnose it. Yeah, but it goes away. It comes and goes. Yeah, I don't know.

That's almost worse. No, mine was on my, I'm not too stressed about it. I did a little You got misfire codes on yours, too? There's some throttle body codes, but they're on and off. So it's like classic. As soon as you try to go read it, then it's not there. Yeah. When this, it keeps happening when I have it in like automatic and I'm going like 35 or 40 and it'll still be in like fifth or sixth gear, that's when it'll like pop up a code.

Yeah, it might just be lugging too much fuel. Yes. And I did some research and there's a lot of different levels of the code and there's flashing lights and all this, and basically what it's popping up is it, like, detected, like, a single misfire. Every 30 to 100 miles, it'll, like, re-diagnose or something like that. I don't know. I was reading a bunch of forum shit.

Yeah, it's completely straight piped. It doesn't have cats or anything, so... That's true. But, yeah, basically, they said for that code would either, like, that commonly would be a little moisture that can get into, like, coil pack or the plug wires or something. Spark plugs could need to be changed, or sensors in the exhaust could be, like, carboned up and shitty sensors could make sense the origins of sea boys tv were once just a dream and that dream turned into the podcast and the business that you are listening to today

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Yeah, that would make sense. It was all pretty minimal stuff and then also the fact that the car ran absolutely flawlessly. And then the only other downside... Put 91 in, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the AC doesn't rip that cold in it,

which is fine, because that's a windows down kind of car. Well, today I was caught in a torrential rainstorm. So I had to have the windows up. That car generates some heat in it. Like, if you just have no air moving, like, It is hot in there. Really? I'm like wearing jeans.

I'm just sweating. Like taking my hat up. When I'm at a stoplight where the rain's not blowing in, I'm dumping the windows down. Just, yeah, like, I was about to take my shirt off. I've been pulled on it. 8 in the morning is out of stoplight. Everyone else going to work is in his Lamborghini. He's got his window down his shirtless.

Like, what the fuck is this guy doing? And then I guess one last complaint is I can't, I can't pee in a Gatorade bottle while I'm driving that thing. Okay, how often do you do that? In my truck? Just, just, yeah. Once per drive back and forth. Man, you're making some good time. What saves me a full stop?

As long as I got a full tank of gas, I can make it the whole way. And you don't think you can. It's just the angle, dude. Yeah, the combination of the angle and the cruise control. Because, like, to have to keep your foot. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to kind of, like, perch your foot into the corner. So that, that's hard.

And also, not something you want to just, like, spill piss all over the inside of. Yeah, you don't want to do that either. Yeah. But, yeah, like, if you actually. accidentally floor the raptor you have like a little bit of time but if you just dump that yeah yeah you're dumping i'm just not gonna pee in that one that's probably all right yeah how many leaders is that's a v10 five five liter five liters five liters yeah dude that is such a sick car i think it's like timeless and the one that we found like we were like scouring the internet for the last like two months

just trying to find like the coolest one because like i don't know when you're looking for like that model like a lot of them can just be like beat to shit or they can just be like bone stock and when they're bone stock they're pretty lame and so that one we were originally trying to find and we're going to wrap it so like you know you can like get a silver one and wrap it wrap it purple or whatever we're going to do with it but and then when that one popped up we're just like oh this is perfect you don't have to do a single thing to it dude i honestly think it is perfect like when i look at it like i love the wheels like the wheels are six lowered yeah the sound system in it It's really good.

The screen, that's like one of the cooler, well, not cooler parts about it, but they upgraded the screen to have bigger screens than most cars today. I would say it is like a cooler part. Like it's really sick. Because like obviously a little bit of it seems a little, I don't know if data's the right weird,

but you know, like the dash and stuff compared to some of the new ones, it just seems a little older. But then you have this screen that does everything and it's like, no, this is Brett, I don't know. Yeah. It's so sick. It's perfect.

It is nice. And a lot of times when they have like, that kind of updated screen it can just be like super janky but that one's really nice it works pretty yeah whoever we bought it from clearly like cared enough about the car to like make sure that everything fit in it and done properly which is good to see because that can go that can go one of two ways you know and it can just like even worse yeah dude i love that car so much it looks so sick here and you pull in today it was so sick like it's just you hear just a boom boom pulling in i'm like oh yeah evans back for the week in the lambo yeah dude

No, I'm so stoked for you, bro. Thank you, boys again. I don't think I can ever say it enough times, but, like, it's perfect. Like, any Lamborghini would be sick. But that thing is literally just so good. So fitting. I mean, it's a rock star car. We should go mobbing sometime.

I don't know what that looks like next or what I think. I just want to go drive, drive our cars now. I just want to drive. Like, I don't have anywhere to go. Like, I woke up at, like, 7.30 on Saturday morning and was just wired. Nicky's sleeping, I'm like, whatever. I just, that's awesome. Started popping into homie spots.

Yeah. Just pull up, rev it up in their driveway, and they come out, like, what is that? It's 8 a.m. and Evan pulls up in a red Lamborghini. Like, I didn't really tell many people that knew. Like, I was just, like, knew I was going to town, so I'll just, like, pull up. Yep.

Yeah, that was fun. Gave a few rides. Such a legendary C-boys TV moment, too. Yeah. Like, that one is going down in the history books of, like, Remember that time that Evan got a Lamborghini? Like, that's just, it's crazy. I think there's, like, not that many people on the planet

that have been truly gifted a Lamborghini. You know, you've seen David Dobrick do it a few times. We've seen Mr. Beast do it a few times, like, you know. Yeah, there you go. And I'm sure it's happened a handful of other times, but not a big handful. And to think we're gifting a Lambo in the near future. Yeah. To one of you guys listen.

Yeah, that is a little different with the giveaway, but I mean, still, it's insane. Well, speaking of gifts, I actually have a little gift. Boy, me? You're making heavy eye contact. For Mike. So lately, you've been collecting a lot of skateboards. Yeah. Did you get your Tori Pudwell one, by the way?

Not yet, dude. Because how many of those are there? Like a hundred. A hundred. Yeah. Well, this right here is a one of two. Holy crap. Debatedly the rarest skateboard ever.

Really? Well, I don't know. How many skateboards are there only two of? I'm not sure. Maybe there's more. See, I don't know if you're going to want to skate it or wall art it or what you're going to want to do. I mean, it's always fun to skate it.

Oh, shit. It's a one of two Jimmy pro model. Holy. Shit, that's good. Jimmy! From Rednecks with Paychecks. I know. How could I forget?

Holy crap. That's hilarious. That is amazing. So the story behind it is I got the pop-up ad on my Facebook feed to, like, create a skateboard. I'm like, I wonder if this is real. So I clicked on it, and I'm like, what art am I going to upload? And Mike had just sent me, like, that screenshot because we think it's so funny.

And I'm like, I think I'll just click on that. And it looked too good on a board not to get. That makes it even better because, like, I love doing that. When you just, like, for a skateboard, let's say you're just making some wall art, you need something for your office. And they're like, you can get another one for 50% off. And then you just upload whatever. funny-ass things in your camera roll

and it just so happens to be this dude came there with his wife he's the most redneck man there or something but he got his Jimmy stuck and his wife was just pissed I don't even think he was supposed to be there he was dripping the daily

I don't even think his wife knew they were going to go mudding in that hole. That's the thing red rednecks will have mud chucks a real redneck takes his daily in the mud hole and that guy cigarette hanging out his mouth yeah it was hilarious and then we pulled them out and then he drove right back into it then his wife got mad and yelled at him and pushed him yeah and then dude that cigarette was like

glued to his lip yeah could not fall off so yep to an existence i had to get myself one as well of course not sure if it's going to go on the wall they're going to skate it because we could always get another one it might be kind of fun to skate we'll see now to put it on the wall it's just such a good conversation yeah that's got to go in the living room I can't tell if he's cross-eyed or if he's just looking down, but I kind of want to find something going on. If anyone watching recognizes this man, I mean, I'd love to find out who it is. Dude, that would have been even funnier if you would have had him sign it.

Okay, maybe I'll do that. I'll be reading the comments. Someone's got to know who this guy is. I don't even, I mean, he could be from Texas. He could be from anywhere. Yeah, that font. Yeah, the font is like my second favorite part. Just did it the old school way where I typed Jimmy and just went.

down the road at which one looked like it belonged on a skateboard tail. I know how that goes. Couldn't tell you what it's called, but it seemed to fit. So good. How much that cost? 50 bucks. Wow, that's cheap. It seems like cheaper than a normal pro model. Well, I think for two of them by the time it was set and done with shipping was like

$10, $10,000. So pretty standard. You had no problem. Mike, your skate park is growing. It is. Congrats. Thank you. You were booted out of Ken's warehouse. and Mike's skate park found a new home.

It did. We had a temp set up, temp home. Well, the skate park is, now the Chevy Graveyard, it's kind of become a skate park. But he's moving on. You're upgrading. I'm moving on. And I said this a couple times, either on the video or on the podcast,

but what I should have done from the start was just get a mini ramp, which is a,k. A.K. a small half pipe. Should have done that from the start. Not messed around with the big ramps. But we had a lot of entertainment. We had a lot of fun. We launched R6 and,

orbit. Yeah, that literally, like, that's my comment on our viral video of the R6 launching in the orbit. And it's like, that literally did make the skate park purchase worth it. Yeah. You're seeing that thing fly up. But yeah, we had a very legit skate park in the merch bay for a little while. That disappeared.

We bought some little mini-rams to make a ton of noise down here in the work bay, which we'll maybe still use in the winter. And then now we have a half pipe going out next week. And I run it up some cash for a slab out back. And it's going to be very legit. It wasn't going to be a slab. Until I bought the wrong paver blocks. Everything, you know how it goes?

Everything, it's like, yeah, Evan got the wrong paper blocks. But I was kind of in on that too. And next thing you know, they're like, these are wrong. Do you just want to pave it? Yeah, sure. We got concrete back there. It's going to be super legit. Dude, I knew it was getting legit as soon as that the concrete truck showed up.

I was like, oh, Mike's really doing it, huh? Yeah, we just did it right behind the shop here so that hopefully, you know, if you do it too far away, you don't use it. So, like, if you build a treehouse, right? out of your backyard patio door, you'll use it all the time. But if you build a tree house down the way from your yard, 100 yards away, you won't use it much. It's a good example, Mike.

Build it and they will come. I did that. I felt bad. My dad built me of this badass tree house and it was just far away enough from the house that I just like didn't use it. What? Nearly enough. I always wanted a tree house growing up.

You had a tree house? Like I definitely obsessed over. Like a roof and everything. Yeah. Like I slept out there for like a summer. But then after that, I just like didn't really go. Really? I went deer hunting out of it a few.

times how old were you when you slept out there 13 14 so like what did you do when you were up in there like that's the thing like I was just anything yeah it was just at the time where like I really so badly wanted to run extension cords down there but I didn't and like have like an Xbox yeah yeah yeah I have an Xbox so since I didn't get power down there I just didn't really use it I just felt bad my dad put a lot of hard work into that like what exists so no the trees just kept growing and growing and then it kind of like crunched up really yeah I guess it makes sense The big oak trees

But yeah He used like old Like windows from our house And we got our windows replaced Like and put like shingles on it And it had a Damn so it was legit Yeah

It was legit Dude I always wanted a tree house Yeah I made a tree house Like right next to my parents' house Me and the neighbor's kid did It was just like A couple two by fours

And like a plywood And that was about it Have you seen what they have now Those people will do it In their houses But it's cool in the trees It's like some sort of kind of stretchy nylon, like rope. Like rope you would have on the bracelet.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that sick? Oh, in their house? Yeah, I've seen that. They do it in the house or like in a tree.

But you can basically just web like a platform here, here, and then a huge one in some trees. And it's like if you do it tight enough, you just can't fall. It's sick. Dude, we need to make a tree house, I think, on one of the properties. I think that'd be sick. Like a tree house and then some web. Yeah, I don't know what the hell we would do with it. It would probably just turn into.

an extracurricular tree house for certain people around here. But I don't know if we have any big enough trees. Maybe at the drift track. Oh, we got trees at the drift track. Actually, that would be. It'd be sick if it was on the island above it. Oh, yeah. That would be sick.

It would be really cool. Yeah, if there's any place to do it, it'd be on the drift track. Hang out there. Like, just the camera angles would be worth it alone. That'd be the best spot until someone's up there. The tree gets hit and the whole thing goes down. come on i mean those trees are those trees are big enough that when you hit them they're not moving you moved it quite a bit but it went right back yeah it swayed the craziest treehouse i've ever

been in was grind hard plumbing co's oh dude yeah wild they have a couple of them but one of them we went up into at night and the only way into it is like across this sketchy-ass bridge they had like rope to get across this bridge but just picture like a two-by-four bridge you know a bunch two by fours lined up and it's still like swings and then doing it at night it was terrifying and they were way up in the trees like not like your classic tree else like 10 feet off the ground it was like 20 yeah 20 30 feet up like if you fell out of that tree house you would die and then their other one spins around the tree they built it for a tv show before they did youtube they like got consulted because they built a cool tree house and then the discovery show or

something along that line it was like hey could you build another crazy tree house and then we'll film it for a season or an episode or something. Yeah, he had that bike that you could pedal and it would go up the rope. It's actually funny. I remember watching that on like the history channel and it's so crazy that now we know him. Did you go up there, Evan? Yep. What did you think?

You would have hated that, huh? I mean, that kind of heights doesn't scare me as much as other kinds of heights. But yeah, no, it was sketchy. Like, it was raining a little bit and I didn't do the big zip line. The zip lines they had going from the tree houses, one went over the house and then one went like even farther down to the ground, I think, or to another platform. And we're like, okay, how do we do it? And they're like, you just grab on to the handle and then go.

And we're like, dude, no. I mean, what, you just literally just swing 30 feet in the air and just like, what if our hands get sweaty? And they're like, well, no, just hold on. You'll be fine. None of us did that. But then we did the one over the creek, which is almost just as scary, but you kind of start with your feet on the ground.

And then it goes out to about 30 feet. I did that. And then his dog was like, biting me oh i did get bit yeah you did get bit yeah terrifying got to the other side of the zip line like it was like got bit and then kept going and then got to the other side and it was just like coming in hot and i was like oh shit this thing's coming in for what you do for seconds i was just ready to pump that thing because i was like dude like how big was it not not that big like a smaller dog i'd call that a medium dog bigger than like daisy bigger you know yeah but

it wasn't like peering to be pretty aggressive Maybe it was friendly, but you saw teeth and it was barking. I get, like, the guided zipline tours and all that. Like, that's different because there's tons of rules and safety precautions. But when you're just holding on to a zip tie, not zip tie, zip line with two hands on the bar, I believe that you should be going into the water. Yeah, but you got to be, like, really weak to mess that up. Like, growing up, me and CJ's neighbor had a, had a zip line.

And it's like, you would think that, but, like, you just hold on. got to be have like grease on your hands to like fall off because it's not like you're going to get halfway into like a 15 second ride. If you can make that first bounce like you're good. But I just worry not so much about weakness, but about people with less coordination. You know, that they kind of, you know, people when they like get on a moped and then they shit the bed and next thing you know, it's, it's in the garage door. Yes, Mike. I know you're talking about me, but yeah. I'm, I did the seated one. I didn't do the handle. Oh, I wasn't specifically talking about you. You did a seated the zipline the neighbor next to ben and cj they had like the one where you like hold on

through hands and they also had like uh yeah that was nice you guys had all the attachments yeah yeah you sit on it you had the bar you had the tandem i don't i feel like with those zip lines though it's like once you get going you kind of like get this mentality of okay i can't let go right now otherwise it's like a big drop it like it mentally locks you in what nothing i don't know just everything's kind of funny right now and then the way evan just someone said to sit on it and I look at it and he's already looking at me like you get into the CBD this morning just a little bit I thought you were a little loose I broke into Ryan's house this weekend

and found out that he's got the absolute mother load of snacks like an insane amount of snacks I'm not surprised to hear that but then I can't I can't even wrap my mind around how many different snacks you have Ryan I walked in expected him to be there he wasn't there no one was there It was just his dog. What time was it? What time was it? One 30 in the morning.

Well, that's also as funny. He's like, you were like, hey, I got dropped off because you got jammed up in a pickle and I'm staying at your house, Ryan. And I'm like, dude, bro, you live like three miles from Ryan. Dude, I'll explain how it all happened. But basically, I was at a wedding and Greta was supposed to go to the wedding with me. She didn't feel good. So she stayed at home and she was like, I can drive you. And so, like, after the wedding, we ended up going to, like, out to the bars.

And we ended up at the Holiday Inn, and, like, nothing good happens at the holiday end. No. Past one o'clock. I was like, ah, this is probably when I better shut her down. And so I start calling my Uber driver, Greta. And she doesn't answer. And after she didn't answer on the first one, I was like, oh, she ain't answered. Yeah.

You know. So I call her a couple more times. And I was like, oh, this is not good. I was kind of banking on her to be my driver, right? So I make a couple other calls. It's like 120 at this point. And it was not looking promising. I was just like trying to think of my options, right?

Because it's like in our town, we don't have Uber. So you're kind of S.O.L unless you find a ride. And so I was just like, oh, I could walk from Holiday Inn to Greta's parents' place. I guess my two-be-in-laws. Could I just got a hotel room there. I could have. I did, and that did cross my mind, too. But I was like, I would rather just walk like five miles.

And so I was like, I could just stay there. And then I was like, yeah, maybe that's my best. option so me and my my uh buddy zach and then his girlfriend who live right down the road from him start walking and it was gonna be like a two mile walk it's a pretty light work honestly i was i was cool with doing it yeah and we like start doing it we're still in like all of our wedding attire right i'm in like a suit and and shoot like dress shoes and like his girl was barefoot and we're like walking on like basically just like the road and there's like kind of like a scenic little lookout like right like in between and there's like this guy just

like sitting in his car right there and i was just like yeah he seems like a nice guy hey can you give us a ride like two miles up the road and he was like yeah that's no problem because i was like what was he doing yeah was he fishing or just hanging he had just got done with work he worked there at a burger king but what time is burger king close i don't know what the hell he was doing at i don't know what the hell he was doing right but that'll it'll play into my where i go with this right okay and so me and and zack and ceil like hop in And I was like, well, if anything happens, like, three of us, I guess against, like, one. It felt pretty good about that, right?

And so, like, we start going. You're such a fighter. So we start going, and he, like, I give him, like, all the money in my wallet. I had, like, $33 or something like that. So I was like, oh, this isn't going to get me very far, I guess, to, like, I don't know. And, uh, he, like, dropped Zach off. And then I was like, oh, I'm just, like, four more miles, like, up the road. And I'm, like, the internal battle, like, oh, do I have this guy give me a ride?

or do I just, like, walk the rest of the way? Or, like, what do I do here? You know, I was just asking them questions. Like, you know, what do you do for work and tells me? I was like, what were you doing, like, back there? Like, some things just kind of weren't, like, adding up. And then at this point, like, Zach and his chick had hopped out. And I was just like, yeah, man, I just live, like, right here.

You're good. Just drive me off, right? And it was at Ryan's house. What? You told him where I live? Yeah. It was at Ryan's house. And he was like, oh, okay.

So he hops out I give him all my money It was like $33 bucks And I was like Thanks dude It was pretty good For like three mile ride I was like thanks bro

And I like walk up to Ryan's Fully expecting Ryan to be sleeping It was you know at this point Like 1.45, 1.30 in the morning And I like walk into his house And all the lights were on No one was home And Daisy was laying on the couch

And just like didn't she didn't even get up She doesn't bark at you No she didn't bark at me She just looked at me No, so I went over, gave a little scratch, and then I was like, all right, let's see what we're working with here, Ryan. I just started raiding Ryan's, like, freaking pantry and just hit the absolute mother load. Like, have you guys seen the show? It was like when even Stevens, the Disney Channel movie, when even Stevens family went on like that family vacation and like beans, I think, opens up the pantry and there's like all the snacks.

Do you remember that scene? Yeah. That was me walking into Ryan's kitchen. You're like, I picked the best house to break into it. It was insane, dude. You know, what's actually funny is Alondra had just organized the snacks like two days before because all of our cupboards were a mess. And she went through the whole house and organized them.

It was like the perfect time for him to be showed off. Yeah, well, it was a good luck, Ryan. But yeah, I mean, he had cookies. He had beef sticks. He had Bucky's Golden Nuggets. He had chips. He had cheese hits. He had apples sauce.

Every kind of crap. you could imagine. He had all the pub mixes down here. He had all the, every fruit snack you could imagine, nuts, rice crispy treats. And then in the fridge, he had all, like, all these, like, applesauce things. And then a bucket of cookies. What else did he have over here? Picles. I piled, like, 12 of those pickles in the least sauce way. But yeah, it was crazy, Ryan. So I really appreciated that. And then Ryan came and picked me up on his boat and gave me a ride home. So it was like the absolute And you got dropped off on your dock where you still had to walk. Yeah, I still had to walk.

But, dude, it was such a play, Ryan. I just want to tell you, I appreciate you for that. I mean, the last time you and I texted individually was literally in June talking about work things. So to get a text from you at 1.37 a.m., yo, I'm at your house. I'm in the bar right now reading this. Yo, I'm at your house. I need a place to stay, L.O.L.

So I just quick send you the code to get into the house. And then you go, bro, where are you? bro just fell down your stairs i did yeah when i was in ryan's house i was looking for him i was like why is he not here right now and then i went upstairs and i was texting him yo i'm in your house missed a step slid down his stairs so i'm laying on the ground and i'm like oh shit i think i texted yeah it just fell down your stairs then you go someone's saying your guest bedroom then you go can you just give me right home in the tune actually yeah that was that was so clutch starting to make some sense now while you were late for golf with grandpa dude that was such

bullshit. That was bullshit. 3.13 a.m. you texting me, thanks for the ride home. Yeah, I probably shut her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was, yeah, by the time I got home, I think it was probably like four. Just think if I went to call you. Like, once I was falling asleep. When I called you, it was like 30 minutes out from the tea time, and he's like,

hello. I'm like, so I take it, you're still in bed. I was like, yeah, what's the problem? But yeah, no, that was, they moved the tea time. I didn't find out. And I just looked like a pile of shit showing up an hour late. No, we waited for him, but yeah. that was awesome i love having ryan as a neighbor now i know i'm excited finding that mother low dude

yeah you guys are welcome i've been trying to get everybody to come over and hang out we got snacks we got what did you lead with the snacks i know i know i should i guess we got snacks you got beers yeah i got beers i got tony's in the fridge i got a mini fridge with tony's stocked vodka tequila would recommend if there's a place to leave a review ryan let me know i'm just to get a guest book let's be ben every night you can't get home from the bar snacks are good tonight yeah so then i did end up getting home and I like walked into the house all my lights are on at my house too and I was like what is going on right now I just expected Greta just be like sleeping you know it's locked up but she was just like fell asleep sitting upright no way yeah like waiting for me to call but she

didn't turn her ring her on oh my god and so she was like all the lights in the house were on and then I like walked in and she just like opened up her eyes and she was like oh my god she's like how did you get home and i was like you don't i don't i'm not even going to tell you right now it's such a long story and then she like picked up her phone and she's like did you call me 27 times okay we had a great time though the tune uber is great yeah that was fun speaking of boats and so you guys know i have like this weird reputation of breaking stuff yeah yeah yeah weird that yeah weird you broke your car the first time you touched it yeah yeah yeah literally So my buddy Slim got himself a proper fishing boat this summer, or this spring he picked it up.

Just a little like early 90s, like a 16 foot or 40 horse motor on it, just a proper fishing rig. And he has had it out eight times this year. Never had a problem with it. Runs like a top. So we're out at my cabin and he needed to get dropped off at the public access to pick up his truck to drive it back to the cabin. So he drives the boat across the lake. We're just pulling up to the dock. I hop behind the controls of the boat.

He hops out onto the dock and before he can even get to shore, I whip a U-turn and just crank the throttle wide open and the lower unit just explodes out of the boat. Like all the bad metal noises, I can't even put it. And just seeing Slim just slowly turn around. He's, yeah, halfway from the dock to its truck just turns and just gives me that look. Like, really? You rat, bastard.

Really? This guy. he's got to get a new lower unit it wasn't my fault never is never is i mean is slim ever went wide open throttle on that thing dude it literally we went wide open across the whole lake for like three miles to maybe rev it up work into it i don't yeah i don't know maybe i got after it a little too quick yeah i think it was just bound i'm sure it would have happened to him the next time he turned the throttle yeah how much it going to cost for him to fix that i think he figures he can get into a used lower unit of a junkyard

motor for a few hundred bucks it's the most expensive i've heard you say in a little bit yeah buddy slim figure you get into a used lower unit for about two three hundred bucks just got to go and hit a couple junkyards you guys even catch any fish cut a few northerns i caught a huge dogfish which i don't know if you guys have ever seen a dogfish but they are ugly ugly and they're like a rough fish or whatever you're not you're supposed to let them go you need to like supposed to like kill them oh really my aunt has like a game camera out and she feeds the foxes and stuff so we actually just threw it out in the lawn and the foxes and the raccoons got after it it was kind of cool actually full nature I didn't know dogfish were like invasive yeah they're nasty it is weird because when you describe a fish is ugly like a walleye is a good

looking fish you know like I get that but ugly fish kind of are scary they're gross for sure They're pretty heavy They're kind of lazy So like I've only caught a few My whole life But they almost feel like You have a snag Because there's a bunch of weight

But they don't fight super hard And then when it comes up It's like holy shit It's a big fish You go oh It's a barker That's what they're called Barkers

I don't know Yeah dog face A couple fish in a lower unit I would love to go up to Canada And go fishing Like Lake of the woods Or yeah Yeah

Just like up north and get on a bunch of... I say we still gotta go to the Hamptons and go tuna fishing. That'd be fun too. You can go tuna fishing in the Hampton? Yeah, New York Jim keeps inviting us. He's invited us about 700 times.

But dude, then he shows the pictures of the tunas that his son's catching. He's like, you just forget how... They're big. We're reeling in fish that are, that weigh as much as me. Damn. Maybe more. Maybe more. Yeah, yeah.

Like, they're as big as you, though. Yeah, yeah. Massive. Like, freaking six feet tall. They're holding the tuna fish. up by like a crane thing and it's taller than the fishermen and they taste good yeah and they taste good you get a freezer literally full yeah how much meat is that it's like as much meat as you get off like a deer yeah i think a ton and you can get a lot of money for those too aren't you scared of

like the ocean ben like why would you not be afraid of the ocean yeah i'm a little scared of water in general yeah i like to see shore when you get out far enough that no matter which direction you look you don't see land it's when you start to feel real small what's the stat like how much of the ocean is unexplored. Yeah, I think we know more about space than we do the ocean. We know more about the moon than we do the ocean. Wow, why? Well, it's easier to lie about the moon.

80% of the ocean is unexplored. Wow. It's just so tough to get to because it's like it's so hard to get a like a submersible. We should go throw a GoPro down and one, we should just like go out in a boat and like throw a GoPro down and we'll be like, we explored a new part of the ocean. What's like the deepest a submersible can go? I think you can. Yeah, you can hire, like, companies called, like, Ocean Gate.

Well, do you see that documentary on that, actually? I'm excited to see it. They're only offering one-way trips, though. They're not, they're not a round trip. The deepest submarine dive in history was achieved by Victor Viscovo in 2019, reaching a depth of 10,9288 meters, which is 35,853 feet. And he was in it? That's really. How many feet?

He was in it? 35,000, so, 5,600. Because they convert that to miles real quick. So we have, uh, it's seven miles. There's a part in the ocean that is that deep? Oh, I think it's much deeper. What's the deepest part in the ocean? It says the deepest part of the ocean is the Challenger Deep,

located, blah, blah, blah, which is 10,935 meters. Yeah. Okay, so was that? I guess they went to the bottom. What's the submarine look like? That one probably didn't have any windows or anything. Where is the deepest part? It's between like the, it's in the Atlantic,

between like America and Africa. All I can think about is driving seven miles at 60 miles an hour and then this thing is whack look at this thing maybe there's a safety cable yeah it's like a weird pod looking thing 48 million dollars

27,000 feet down so yeah I mean it basically says you went to the Puerto Rico trench when Alondra and I were in Dallas we went in an underground parking garage but the parking garage above was like a building under construction so it was like really scary when you drove in

and then you went down and we went down like 10 floors and it was an old parking garage because Dallas is really old and it was very tight and small and dark and it was actually like we both got like really claustrophobic down there and then you hopped in an elevator from about 1970 with a bunch of graffiti in it and then went up it's like being in an old like mine shaft we had videos of us in gold creek climbing back in one of those band ones but you ever done like those tours where you go back in a mine shaft or in a cave dude caves are actually cool caves are sick super cool caves scare me

when we were on our way to missouri there was like 79 freaking billboards for the same cave place oh yeah i just like caves in general but by the 75th one i'm like all right i'm sold like you boys trying to go but yeah you can take little did you guys go no i actually did think about it mike made a wrong turn and we ended up at a zoo there's peacocks i saw that what was that even about literally one one little I watch you guys I watch you guys

with a big trailer pull away and I'm like damn it and I turn around next thing you know we're in a zoo like peacocks running around in front of the truck

Yeah you guys sent that photo And I was like Oh these guys must not be trying to get home Yeah Oh we still work Would you rather go up 5,000 feet Evan

Or down 5,000 feet Well define the up It's like in an airplane Yeah but like a sketchy airplane I'll go down Seriously You would rather go Down in a sketchy submarine

then up in a sketchy airplane. I was thinking like some abandoned mine shaft or something would I crawl down in there or get into like this little two-seater, four-seater sketchy airplane. I'll take the mine shaft. But a sketchy submarine, that's a real pooler pond there.

You have like technical problems with a sketchy submarine. You're just dead. Like there's no recovering that. You have technical issues with a sketchy plane. Like you can at least glide to somewhat relative safety. You probably vaporize quicker in that. that submarine. Yeah.

You're going to have a violet. You know what's happening for probably a little bit before you crash the plane. So maybe I go with the quick one. But the submarine, you basically are like gone before you can even think about what could happen. Could you get crushed at 5,000 feet? I mean, it depends on how sketchy your submarine. Well, yeah, you'd be toast.

Yeah, I think it would have enough. Even if you didn't explode completely, you still would explode. Yeah. There is that, uh, that kind of sketchy submarine from like the 40s on Facebook marketplace. I have been seeing that Pull that thing up Let me see it I haven't seen it

But also if we were just Messing around And going like 10 feet in Yeah until you get stuck in it It's got a slow leak And then you can't go up And you have to wait for it to fill out Fill up before you go out

Ken you know that lake that you were just at this weekend In Idaho People kept saying that There's a military base That's Ponderay And you were at Priest Oh different lake

We were at two weeks But that I drove buy that lake and people are saying like yeah it's like a couple thousand feet deep there and the the navy like test submarine equipment there yeah it was so crazy like there's probably a submarine just swimming swimming around yeah they someone said that that priest lake was like a thousand eleven hundred feet deep or something like holy that's that's deep like oh that's nothing the one down the road is twice as deep yeah it's what like 1800 feet deep i think 21 i think

it's over 2,000. I think Lake Superior's deepest spot is, or deepest is like 8, 800 range. Holy crap. Ponderay is like a huge lake. It's the deepest. There's only four deeper lakes in the world. Even swimming in that lake gives me the hebi-jeebies. I don't like it. You can see though. It's creeps me out a little bit. It's so cool how, how clear that water is out there. Okay, actually, this is, this is funny. I'm glad we can bring this up. To me, long height and tall height don't make sense. Like to be driving a semi at 75 feet is like, oh, you know, it's a big rig. But then you get, if you get a 75 foot tall building, it's like really fucking tall. Yeah.

So then you like think about it like, oh, damn. Yeah, you think about standing on the tip of the Empire State Building and obviously not thinking about falling, but thinking about swimming all the way down to the ground. That's a long ways. When the Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, aren't there still like bodies that are preserved down there because it's so deep and cold. No bodies were recovered from it. And the Canadian government passed a law in 2006 that prohibits diving on the Edmund

Fitzgerald. What are they hiding? It was up in game. No bodies were recovered, 29 crewmen. I have heard stuff about that where like if it's deep enough and like where light doesn't penetrate down, there's not like that much decomposition on wrecks like that. Davey Jones Locker. Do you have that, CJ?

What year was that? 1975. I saw it that long ago. For some reason I thought it was much longer. I thought it was longer, too. How deep is that thing down there? 530 feet. And scuba diversers can go that deep?

They had a submersible. U.S. Navy's submersible, discovered it in November of 1975. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Something weird about people that like to go down there, I feel like. I used to work with this guy that would go up the North Shore and he would do like the free diving. So he'd just have like a snorkel on, see what he wanted to see, and then just like dive down. but that seems like such a risky game to play.

Like, I think he was around like two plus minutes he could hold his breath while swimming. I bet none of us could hold their breath for two minutes sitting here. And when you're swimming under pressure, I couldn't even hold it for a minute. I'd have to hit a vape. I don't need air, but you hit the vape first. How long do you think you go not breathing only hitting the vape? You only breathe through the vape. I'd probably live for years.

He'd pass out. Ken, I heard you quit vaping. Who said that? I thought you did. No? I heard you were putting Zins in between your toes now, keeping it discreet. That's just our filmer. Is our filmer do that?

I think they just said that was like a hockey player thing to do, but that wasn't even Zins. You never heard of kids doing that? You don't put in your mouth, dude? You don't put in your toes. I heard of kids. They used to, they'd put chew in between their toes. I always heard hockey players doing that. So you could have a dip in while you're playing, right?

Right. Urban legend? Maybe they said it as a joke. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of anyone doing that. but could do that if you wanted. I thought you said you were quitting vape. Going to.

Just not. We all are, Ken. Just not today. Just not today. How long you've been vaping for, Ken? Wanted Evan come around? No, you were vaping on the big rig. Back in the day when CJ put shit in it.

I was a lot. I bet you've been vaping longer than I have, Ken. I'm probably five years tops. Probably less than five years. Yeah, you're actually more of a vapor than Evan. I have had a, not to change topics, but I've had a lot of Prius and Subaru drivers, like telling me, you know, they're giving me like a finger.

I don't know. They're like, which finger? It's like a middle one. They're usually pointing it up at me when I drive by. Because of your Tesla? I mean, that's just what I've been driving in it. It's still. It's worse on weekends, yeah.

People still hate you. I figured they would be over it because Trump and Elon kind of had their falling out. It's hilarious. It's just always people in Priuses or Subaru's that do it. Mike's driving his Subaru. Just very obviously me. fuck you can so yeah we had kind of talked about it a couple pods ago but like in our area a lot of people just come and live here during the summer right so it's gotten very busy but i have noticed

if you're following somebody and they're like legit going like the speed limit and you're going like four miles per hour over right so it's not like you come up really fast but there's something about when they like pull over to let you pass that just pisses me off really yeah i love I was going to say, that sounds nice. It, like, actually, like, pisses me off. I don't know why. It's just something like that they're just being babies. Like, they should be speeding with you.

If you're up on their tail, have they believed the way. Yeah. I look at people who pull off as smart people, people with common sense. They understand that you want to go faster. They don't need to. They're not going to. If I go five miles an hour faster, you're just going to jam me up more because it makes it harder to pass you. Maybe.

I guess, yeah, that's a pretty good way to look at it. I kind of look at it just as like, oh, my gosh, what are even are they doing? Are they just out for a drive? Every time I see that, I'm like, are they just driving around for fun or what? Like, they don't have somewhere to be? Like, if you had somewhere to be, just go five miles per hour over like everyone else on the road. I came up on a lady doing 45 and a 60. And I was, that's probably the closest to somebody's bumper I've ever been on.

Jeez, so mad. I agree. Ryan's usually the most impressive tailgator, I know. Yeah. I'm not saying that you do it a lot. I'm just saying you're the most impressive. Like your ability to drive that close to someone at highway speed sometimes and just be like, yeah, well, you should have moved over.

That's my main beef with that is I am pulling, which is not good because I'm pulling a large heavy trailer. But they're just hogging up this lane and can very easily scooch over. And like I come up with my Dodge Ram, with the headlights in their mirrors, toe mirrors out, air hornin at them. I just, I just want them. to move. Yeah.

How close did you get, Ken, when you said that you were tailgating? Yeah, I'm intrigued. It was probably within five feet. Could you still read their license plate or you were so close? The hood blocked the license plate. Okay, that's pretty good. That's getting close. Were you in your cyber truck?

Yeah. That's why he's getting so many middle fingers. Yeah. Did this have anything to do with them flicking you off? No, no. The people are giving me middle fingers. They're always like going the opposite direction. The cool thing about the cyber truck is when you let off the gas, like you don't risk,

you know, like. Yeah. You don't keep the same speed. It automatically breaks. Can the next person that flicks you off? If they're going the opposite way, just fucking turn around, fly up on their bumper and then, like, get up next to them. What the fuck? I freaked out.

And they'll probably all just, like, coward. If I don't have something going on, I've considered it a couple times. Just go psycho. I always got something going on, though. It would be pretty funny. Yeah. I drove, I was going through DL on Saturday, and there was one of, like, the No Kings protests. And it was, like, right at the main light in town.

and I'm sitting there in my Corvette and they're like yelling at me. What? Just standout car. They probably assume correctly that I don't stand with them. But they're like, like, hey, hey, like look at me. I'm just sitting there my car.

Windows are up. There's fucking 55% tint on it because I'm a stupid bitch who wants to have a legal car. And so I'm just like sitting here. I'm like, I'm not going to be like the guy in the diesel truck in front of me. They rolled coal all over them because I just am not going to do that. God bless him, though. Yeah, I'm just.

really not trying to like get in a verbal back and forth with this lady i can imagine it sounds like your worst nightmare just sitting there like fuck how many were there a couple hundred what were they what were they doing protesting Elon and trump i think yeah i'm confused now funny thing about that is the person who organized it they're protesting against oligarchs and i don't want to get political they're protesting against oligarchs and large corporations and people ruling america Who do you think organized this protest? The owner of Walmart. The owner of Walmart, who very clearly is affected by tariffs and other things that the Republicans are putting on, that's why they promoted them.

That's wild. What? There's always a motive. I learned, yeah, we won't get too much of this. I learned yesterday that they're like professional protesters, that there are people that, that they go on tour to hit all the protests. That's insane. What do they call those people? Professional protesters.

Or, oh, because they were like, Unemployed. Antifa or something like that? Antifa or what are they called? There is that. That's different.

But people in there could fall into that category. I came across an Instagram page and it's a dude. He'll go to these protests. That guy. And then he'll find people who are professional protesters. And then he'll go back like through other protest pictures and find them at all these different protests.

That's crazy. Yep. It doesn't matter what the protest is. No, no, no, no. See, it's not so much that. I mean, in this case, there's lots of protests going on over the course of, you know, the past month. Who knows how long. And they go around and they go protest the same or similar causes.

No, I'm pretty sure they're professional protesters that are hired. Oh, I agree with that, too. But like... They don't care what the causes. They'll just come and help create chaos. Yes, but like, you're saying that those people that are hired or... that they don't care the cause, like they're showing up creating chaos on far right wing protests and far left wing protests. Probably not the right wing, no. Right. There's, I mean,

there's crazies on both sides. And it's like every, there's, then there's like other people who are like, okay, we got to make this an absolute shit show. So let's cause like, start burning cars and all that. That's Antifa. Let's do some looting. I need a TV. Go rob the Nike store. First taste I got of that was in one of my favorite movies Hot Rod when they were like walking and they're like da da da da da da da da da da and it's all like positive and then someone like throws like a Molotov

cocktail into a car and then everyone starts riding and they're like and then they all get out and they're like damn that got really dark there for a second and then he's like holding a TV he's like yeah man I don't know what people were doing stealing shit eluding is bad that's just like taking advantage like yeah I mean almost

like protest whatever you want like I might be in a protest one day too I know about what but seriously like you can protest but like light cars on fire i don't know if i'm passionate about anything enough to go and protest like to stand out on the street and protest i is that making any kind of difference i know i feel like it's it sounds insane but if you want to make more of a difference it seems like you could literally get creative and put just as much time and effort into whatever protest you're doing and go on to social media and try to build some sort of a following or create some sort of viral video about your cause

impact much more people sitting there hollering at cars driving by like what is that doing i don't think you i don't think they're going to convince anybody because i don't know i think people are just setting their ways to begin with yeah but when they look at like no one's going to be driving and maybe be in the middle of the road and then they're going to look over and be like oh i don't want to be a part of this like it probably does more bad than good for their cause i think a lot of times too is is like if if people do feel a certain way very seldom do they want to connect themselves like to crazy like left or right wing people you know like extremist it's hard to get behind extremist in any fashion right and so like i'd have extreme sports i'd say but like 90% of people are probably like

right within the middle right and then it's like the five percent extremist that are the loudest five percent extremists on both sides right right yeah like if you rolled into the bar with like 20 of your good buddies and one of them was just belligerent that kind of like contain your whole group like what would you guys have to go in protest uh the cormor on election yeah yeah that's we did we did protest that something yeah like i don't know it was more sorry that we stand for for you know our community and trying to get it uh to not fall into corruption I'd go to like a daylight savings time protest if we don't end this shit soon. Yeah, I can see that.

I'd go to that. I think it got shut down again in like in some upper court. Like it was like going to get through. Everyone's like, yeah, you got it. And it got to some random level of the 57 courts. And then they were like, nah. I think that's the last I heard of it too.

So kind of upsetting. Who are they trying to protect? I don't know. Who's profiting off of big salite. Yeah. Big sallight savings time. Big clock is making all the money. Yeah, big clock doesn't want.

on it it was a little while ago at this point but um yeah did you guys see my uh tick bite oh yeah that was one time you're actually gonna hang out with me when you didn't just want me for my snacks i was gonna hang out with ryan but i was uh just making dinner with greta and i was just hot or something i took my shirt off and she was like what is that and it was like a bite with a big ring around it and i was like i think i have like an ingrown hair and she was like that's not an ingrown hair i was like uh maybe a spider bite then or something she's like no that's a tick bite and i was like ah i don't know if it is she was like well have you been anywhere that has ticks lately i was like yeah yesterday i pulled three off of my leg she's like okay yeah it's definitely a tick bite then

like look it up and like it's like exactly what it says isn't the ring like when you know it's bad too yeah i think if it's like it's got the ring that's when it could be like a deer tick bite oh and that's when like if it's a deer tick bite it could be Lyme's disease and Lyme's disease you don't want to fuck with like ruins people's lives and so I was like oh shit so I went in I was like trying to call like my just doctor to get a prescription written up but it was like Friday at like 8 o'clock and like looking up what I should do and it was like go to the ER and get like prescribed antibiotics and I was like oh this seems so aggressive to go to the ER for a tick bite and I was like I also don't want to get Lyme's disease. So I went into the ER and they were like, what can we do for you?

I was like, oh, I have a tick bite. It was like the craziest thing you could go in for. Did you double check with them that that is the only option you had? They were like, yeah, we, you know, it's best to get on it like ASAP because if you like, you like, you know, wait outside of like 72 hours, you know, then it's like gets out of the blood and into your joints and muscles and things like that. So it's like gets progressively worse. And you don't see the signs of a, of a deer tick bite. if you have Lyme's disease until like months later and then at that point it can be like too late wow yeah so it's pretty crazy because like I just happen to take my shirt off and Greta saw it

but if like Greta hadn't said anything about it I probably would have never done anything about it and then just like gone about my life and then in six months in six months you know if I were to have all these problems be like oh you have Lyme's disease and I'm a pretty big anti-antibiotic guy I fucking hate antibiotics trying to avoid them at all cost antibiotics like are really really bad for you like they destroy your microbiome and your microbiome is basically what like filters out good and bad bacteria right so when you take antibiotics it just like it wipes out your system because it kills all the bad bacteria but you have good bacteria too so then you're like much more susceptible to like getting sick and having like other problems right so i i really really trying to avoid them but also that's

I knew it was serious when you're like, I'm going in to get an antibiotics. I was like, oh, damn. Yeah. You know, obviously Lyme's disease is a lot worse. I saw that a lot of celebrities have Lyme's disease because they go to the Hamptons and there is ticks up there. I think it's like a lot more common than you would think, especially being here, you know. Dude, deer ticks are tiny. Yeah, they're easy to miss.

So it wasn't latched on you, though? I never saw it, which is the craziest thing because we were in the field filming the Timu Typhoon, getting ran over by our buddy Jason's monster truck walking through the grass and I was like oh there's got to be ticks in here so when you're just like an environment like that like it's like guaranteed right and so we got in the truck and I was like boys I just pulled a tick off myself Dalton and CJ check yourselves for ticks right CJ pulls over pulls his shirt off he's he's checking himself right there on the spot right I'm not fucking around with that and then I got home that night I like took a shower you know I'm looking didn't see anything

and then next day that showed up. Mickey found one in my belly button the other day. Ooh. Belly button. Latched? Latched in, yeah.

It was just a wood tick, though. So it had the big white ball on the end of it? No, it wasn't sucking that long. It takes like 12 hours and for it to grow for them to start getting

like a pumpkin seed. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have had those. It needs to be latched on. But yeah, it's interesting that you had the ring. Yeah, I don't know. But maybe it was latched on

and then, you know. We did find one crawling also, So, like, after five hours later, we were just about home, I found one on my leg. It could be, like, on the inside of your clothes, too. Yeah. Like, you take your shirt off and check you, but it's, like, on your shirt. But have you seen that, like, bee stings, I think, is that what I'm doing? Yeah.

Yeah, so we have a buddy that they use bee stings to hopefully treat and eventually get rid of Lyme's disease. And it's anywhere from one to five a day. It's like some people go their whole lives without being stung by a bee. and to be intentionally stung by a bee It's funny because I was watching King of the Hill And this was a big fad in the early 2000s Was bee sting therapy So Dale buys a bunch of bees

And then he like breaks his arm And he goes, he's going to go to the doctor He goes, I'm going to go to 12,000 doctors And he gets stung by a bunch of bees And it doesn't fix his arm And he gets an infection But If it works, it works

No kidding He texted me actually After I posted a story of that And he was like One, did you find the tick? was the tick still on there because if you find the tick and you can pull it off and it's still alive or maybe even dead you can send it in and they can test for Lyme's disease oh but then too he was like he was like if you weren't to to catch that and you were to have that this is what

my girlfriend's doing or my fiance right now you got to pay for it it's been helping like you just lather your bees lather yourself up in honey and run through the past yeah that probably do the same job yeah let's just do a hundred's things at one why is that Seven running around naked covered in honey. Oh, he's just medicaid. Oh, he's got a Lyme's disease. Oh, I thought Waffles was coming over. I thought about getting some bees.

I was talking to Cody about that. Really? You know, I think it would be fun to have a, like, a bee, one of those, like, things where they're all swarming around. You put on the suit, like, you open up the thing and get cunny. I'll tell you right now, brother, those suits are not fun. Put one on when it's 90 degrees. Put a bee suit on it.

Well, I was thinking I'd put the bee things out by, the track saying like just don't do it when it's 90 why are you wearing a bee suit evan we had to remove the siding off of a abandoned house we found out was completely infested with wasps and uh my boss got a quote what it would be to get an exterminator out there to fumigate the place so the alternative was go on amazon and buy a couple beekeeper suits send Evan out and send we just worked in beekeeper suits and it happened to be like one of the hottest days of the summer how brutal was that it was horrific it was horrible it was horrible it was literally we worked for like a half hour and then go sit in the van for a half hour with the ac on chug like four waters and then go back out so what's a bee suit made out of like how it's got to be

thick enough obviously i want to say the whole suit was pretty much it almost felt like a thick canvas hold on what were you planning on doing with these bees cj nothing i just thought it'd be funny just to have some bees and like get the honey And, like, it'd be kind of fun putting it in the suit on and, like, dinking around on them. I think you should. I think I should, yeah. I was going to say, we got, like, the motor track. And we'll put, like, a little corner aside for C.J's bees.

Yeah. Beekeeper corner. I'd be fine with that. Bees mind their biz. Like, it's not like they'd just be like, let's go get those guys. If you're going fast up on the dirt bike, you won't be able to catch you anyway. Except for that one B in the movie, he stole that guy's girl. That's true.

And we get fresh honey, too. What movie was that? The V movie. I don't know. I just think it'd be fun. some bees i was talking to cody about that like a month or two ago sure brook yeah cody he told me you could get me some see that's what i just found out about there's cody a bee plug yeah you know you just need people that know how to get certain

things you know apparently they have a bunch of bees he said cody just nonchalantly dropped that on me the other day or a month ago he's like yeah it was just like taking care of the bees like how many do you got and it was i don't even want to quote the number but it was an atrociously large number a couple hundred no like tens of thousands i want to say really that's a lot how do you i don't know yeah how's that work then like do you buy you buy uh i think you gotta buy like those boxes and then like you're gonna need the boxes yeah and also you could get the honeycomb and eat that i don't know if honeycomb tastes good does it like like you cry why would you eat the honeycomb i've seen people eat it

it looks tasty it looks tasty the idea it does look tasty they sell it at walmart it's right next to the frosted flakes and the fruity pebbles you put milk in honeycomb i think you should get some yeah do it siege well i just texted cj again i said hey what's the status on these bees so i'm i'm i mean i'm planning on it initially i didn't say anything i was going to just like kind of put them out there and just kind of see what happened but they still in route dog the first shipment got jammed up by the feds we'll get another one to you cj's out there and his little beekeeper don't get over here don't stand there but he doesn't have a seat he doesn't get it He's wearing sandals and some tiny little shorts, no shirt.

Standing behind, just swat him. Oh, keep it steady. Oh, you're not supposed to swat at him, right? That's what they say you're supposed to remain calm. I've watched enough jackass with the bees where they always say, don't panic. You could probably do some bee stunts after this. Jump the bees? The bee speedo?

Remember that one? Yeah. That seems fun. That's crazy. They put honey on his slong. David Blaine did it too. You know, there's, like, a tradition for people to do. But the way they, like, stack onto each other and then turn into, like, this, it doesn't even look like real.

Are you guys allergic? Anyone allergic? I know your mom is. My mom's allergic, yeah. She found that out when she was, like, 45 times. Really? Yeah. Like, she had stung by me.

Yeah. My mom was at the lake. I was with her. And I was, like, a little kid. And she got stung by B at the lake. And, like, her throat started to swell up. Ambulance came and everything. Like, picked her up and then rushed her into fart.

It was, like, pretty gnarly. Wow. Didn't know that she was allergic. Allergic. What is it? Allergic. It's no tea. I do know that...

Mike? It's because you said allergic, like, four times in, like, a 20-second span. All I know is that if bees weren't here, neither would we be type vibes. I don't know. Like, they pollinate our flowers. Yeah. They just make, like, the world go around, which... Now, that's a protest worth going to, Mike.

Save the bees. Save the B. He's already been a protest. Evan's going to put it on. Just found out he's like a little beat protector. I like that. We get a little Facebook group going, hey, guys, running a protest this weekend. Peanut butter is not a crime. It's just what you do with it.

Bring your dogs. I'm going to try to figure out how I can put waffles up against Ken in this next mayor race. Oh, my goodness. Those are fighting. That'd be a great race. I think, dude, I think waffles would take it hands down. I think that'd be a genuine good competitor. Yeah.

I agree. Clean. Well, not clean, but. Too dirty boy. So that peanut butter is sticky. Can you imagine if the Cormon mayor race just turns into a real like Harlem Globetrotters versus the generals thing where Ken is just the person that the dog runs against. So lose.

Are you getting ready for your next campaign, Ken? Oh, yeah. I'm born ready. I've been training all the winter for it. How do you train? Shaking hands, kissing the babies. The 3.12.30 or whatever. Oh, yeah, the 12, 3.30?

Yeah, he's been walking uphill. He's got the shoreline impact zone as HQ. We're ready. So Alex and I wrote on a boat ride last night, and I took a picture of the shoreline impact zone, and I had it queued up with, like, the NFL theme song. And I was about to send it in the group chat. And then I said, I'm not going to just annoy you.

Ken on off camera on a Sunday on a Sunday so I got rid of it but it was funny it was just like bha bum bum and NFL's greatest hits second to the shoreline impacts you know that there's a house popping up for sale like three houses down from Ken I was like how funny it would be if I bought that house now I just move right next to Ken you just can't get away from me money my can put bees in your boat house yeah CJ you can start you could start your little beef farm at your Start the bee farm at Ken's. That's where the neighbors would draw the fricking line with us. You guys do all these things.

We're cool. Now you have a bunch of bees. You start a bee farm until you start bringing honey over to everyone. And they're saving money on honey because think how much money you probably spend on honey a year. Yeah. At least tens of dollars. At least ten bucks. That's my favorite thing.

And then whenever you give honey to someone, you have to say, this will pretty much last you forever. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Because no one actually eats And it well lasts forever Honey doesn't expire Cody was telling me about it

It's just something that everyone That gives out honey has to say My mom bought like a gallon jar of honey Like back when I was a little kid And she's still rolling through that It's a little I'd maybe just get a new one at that point Oh it's like the real like All right honey salesman

There's nothing wrong with that honey He doesn't need to just get a new one You guys the shelf life is too damn long So honey never goes bad huh Big honey used to get rid of that, that whole narrative. Yeah, dude, big. That's why honey sales aren't as big as they used to be. Yeah, everyone has honey now.

Dude, honey sales are just like, god damn. Stagnant. Big honey. That's what Alex's going to start calling you. That's what Gavin calls his chicks. Big honey. Okay. Yeah, I'll keep you guys posted on my beehive stuff.

Maybe we'll film it if I get some. Well, I am getting some. I'm just waiting on to get here. Waiting on the plug. Okay. All right. Well, that's a wrap. All right.

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