Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evan's Late Night Stunt Caught on Security Camera

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

In today's podcast Jake Sherbrooke joins us once again for some laughs, he tells us how he caused not one but two car accidents, (almost) lost 50 pounds, and talks about learning how to skydive. The boys unleash what they've been up to recently, like Evan almost destroying $300k worth of cars, and Ken almost gets fired. Exclusive! Grab the NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/wideopen and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Ken, do you feel uncomfortable with Mike being here? You're gonna be the reason I'm fat again one day. No, no, no. I caused the car accident the other day. Wait, wait. What? Like, I'm in no spot right now to get after Ken, but after putting these headphones back on,

I'm a little pissed here. Fired up, yeah. Fired up. Round two. What? This is round three now. Round three, baby. We just filmed the...

filmed the entire podcast and Ken forgot to hit record it was so good it was so good funny jokes too yeah funny jokes that just won't ever hit the same you can't recreate that like it's just in the garbage like I'm in no spot right now to get after Ken but after putting these headphones back on I'm a little pissed fired up yeah fired up yeah we had to get up walk away, you know, let it cool down and sit back down and it just got, just got real again, dude, I'm pissed off. I just binge ate a whole box of cheese that's down there. I wasn't going to drink this morning. Yeah, dude.

No, it was funny. You guys all walked off, like, blowing off some steam, just getting reset. CJ goes, should we just run it tomorrow? Like, no, we're good. We're good. Ken, just get out of here, bro. He feels bad, though, and he knows he messed up because Evan put him over his knee and He gave him a bare bottom spanking.

Oh, my. Before we do start, though, are they recorded? Yeah. Can we get someone else to check? It says record on there now, right? He's like, what does wreck mean? So we're live? Yeah, all right.

So we're back. We got Jake on the podcast, not necessarily as like an interviewed guest, but you're more of a homey guest. Yeah. Yeah, thanks, bro. Good to be back. Round two. Wait, why'd you leave, bro? Yeah, thanks for that again.

Just to ask him that again. Yeah, yeah. That was the opener, and it really threw me off guard, and everyone laughed. And it was so funny, but you missed it because Ken didn't here record. Almost as funny the second time. Yeah, yeah. Good to have you. Look at the setup right now.

And we're rolling five mics deep. I love it. At least on this side, we had to take the mic away once, uh, Ken, you know, messed up. I'm sorry. This always. Mike's privileges. Going back to get it. But yeah, this is nice.

We got to get another mic. So we have six. And then we'd have Jamie over there. He could defend himself a little bit. I would have been really scared to have six mics or five at the first start. But we've gotten really good at, you know, letting each other talk. Like at the beginning, I don't think I would have been able to. Like, it's just a lot of like, it's a big group.

How are you going to do it? I agree. Ron, can you get us another mic for next week? Yeah, Ryan, you missed out. We were kind of talking about, uh, You're kind of bawling and everyone's wondering where their podcast money is. And I just envision you looking like the bang energy owner at one point. Just getting out of your TRX just with a big life wide open podcast chain and everything.

Ryan's running it like a true boss. He's just sitting back today, not doing anything watching, you know. Counting his hundreds. Count his money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ryan, we're in an iced out chain.

This is the live wide open podcast. Meanwhile, we're all like, hey, have you gotten paid at all for the podcast? yet? No, you'll know when Ryan's really bawling when someone else starts doing the ads. Yeah, that's right. Really hands off. And he'll be on an island in like... Yeah, Puerto Rico.

All jokes aside, I think I kind of want a life wide open chain. That might go hard. That would go. If anyone's going to pull it off, it'd be you, Ev. Dude, we like... In your donk, bro? That's what I'm saying. But that's Evan's next surprise, but we accidentally

make it say Life Wide Open podcast. $20,000 chain. podcast fire at the bottom. I'm with G-Boy's TV. It's like the whole perfect thing. Yeah, the chain goes like weirdly hard, but it said podcast at the bottom and everyone's like, oh, what the fuck? Ev, you really could pull off like a chain though, especially one with like a, what do you call? A medallion. Like, I could see it like a Steve Will Do It style like heavy chain with something because it just fits your like vibe, you know? Like it doesn't look off you driving the don't out El Camino. Like you're just like, oh, you're just like, Oh, yeah. I mean, that's who I'd expect to hop out of there. It feels wrong and right at the same time, equal mix. But you love that, don't you? Yeah, I do.

Quite literally, I'm not poking fun. I'm just entertained by it. But the amount of times that I've caught you, leaning up against something, you know, 10, 20, 30 feet away from the El Camino, just smiling. Staring at it. Dude, taking it all in. I came out of Menards the other day and looked across the parking lot

and laughed, like, just a little bit. Now you got the thing, like, it's like the most car guy thing. ever where you hop out of the car and then as you're walking away you're like constantly staring at it you're going back you do like four lookbacks on the way in yeah you ever done that before i suppose you never would have done that with your raptor glance at the raptor a time or two yeah just like making sure you didn't leave the door open turned the key off yeah i only leave the fridge door open that's true i didn't have to get after you yeah i came to the shop the other morning the fridge door was open i said there's

only one little gremlin running around here late at night leaving fridges open honest mistake i was driving ryan's trx earlier today that he bought with all the podcast money uh that he doesn't pay us right yeah i was wondering that i parked next to him the other day i looked at his truck and i looked at my i said something's not right here something that feels off he's getting some extra money so you got nice wheels lift it up it's already a nicer truck more lights than a Christmas tree yeah I mean it's a fast truck so like every single time that you come to a stop sign you have to do like a full throttle pull away from it yeah he noticed his tank was empty when you hop back to it actually right sit in on

this because I'm curious to hear your take on it it's got 37s which are massive tires I think they're what 13 wide it's a big wheel I was fighting for my life just to keep that thing on the road I was darting from lane to lane. And I was hitting, I was hitting like each side of the whites. Really? Yeah, bro, that thing is pulling all over the place. What did you do to it? I didn't do it.

I drove it. It drove fine when I drive it. It is a little dardy. When I drove it back from Haydays, but, but I mean, you get used to it. Yeah. I mean, it's just a big truck. It's a big motor in the front, you know? I mean, it's just something you got to get used to.

I think it's the wheel. I think it's got to be the tires and the lift, but. It's a safety. You just need, like, a alignment. Like bobbing and weaving just to keep that thing straight. It's got two extra cylinders in your little whaptist. Yeah. That's probably what it was.

Couldn't handle the extra two cylinders. No, yeah. I mean, if you want a highway cruiser, 37 by 13 and a half ridge grapplers is not your ideal tire choice. I suppose it does make sense. It's fun, though. Yeah, I will say. Must be nice. Must be nice, right?

Dude, all those ads that everybody hates, they're finally starting to pay off. I'm surprised you're here right now. You're not sitting on an island. I was sitting on the beach drinking a Pina Colada. I was trying to get out of here, but my truck was out of gas. So I had to come do a couple more ads so I could fill it up, you know? One of the comments I laughed the hardest at the last time we did the podcast is when you had like a back-to-back ads. And someone's like, I feel like Ryan's ads is when you wake up at 2 a.m.

And George Lopez is popping up on the screen. Honestly, that's flattering compared to like them being like, I hate ads. I hate when Ryan does ads. Ryan does have some serious hype behind him. his ads like everyone's talking about him yeah yeah i mean it's a whole topic like we could dive into it we don't need to today but we'll just let them serenance you guys well no i feel through this podcast if you guys are lucky you might even hear a couple today i think right there right there i think ryan should start his own podcast but just do ads can you want to hold up bills or

what are you doing right now can as if you hadn't done enough what do you can just don't touch anything Trying to give me to pay for his bills. Are you pulling up invoices right now? As like the most easily the most tech savvy person in the group, I still don't know how you struggle to fill Jamie's shoes. Damn, that was harsh. That was harsh, bro. That was harsh, Mike.

It genuinely surprises me. Dude, leave the guy alone. You asshole. Sorry, yeah. Jesus, dude, that was tough on him. He's already had a hard moment. morning. Mike,

what's your deal just telling him he's bad at his job right on the podcast with all these people no, I'm saying he's got big shoes to fill.

He said that he can't fill him. Leave. Oh, okay, okay. Then it is a little bit of a soft spot. I didn't realize

that he came out and said that I can't fill those shoes. No, you said that. Just out of nowhere, man. Everyone was having a good day.

I feel uncomfortable now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A good time. I guess. Can you grab a can of tissue, please? If we're in the mood of calling people out.

Oh, no. Jake, what's up with the shirt size over here? Dude, come on. I thought we were going to forget about this. All right. It's fine. I'm in between sizes. I thought I was like a shm medium large.

No, you ain't in between sizes. Yeah. You're just running the wrong side. Okay. Well, I used to be like XL and I used to love like super baggy shirts, right? Like 4X. Remember all the rejects? They weren't baggy on you, though.

They were just fitting. Yeah, thanks, bro. I know, I know. But then, like now a large, it felt too big. So I put on the medium, it felt good. But then when you wash it, it goes. So what are you doing? Are you trying to work your way down to a small or what?

No, that's what, yeah, you threw the medium large in just in case you can dabble in the small. He's covering three sizes of shirts right now. What size t-shirt are you small, medium or large? Whatever you got. I'm in between and I just trying to fit in. It's your own brand, man. It's your own brand. Yeah.

You should read it good. You shouldn't even get your own shirt and your own size. You should start by trying to fit into your t-shirt. But you're down to a medium because how much of you? He's more down to a large, but you're looking great, Jim. You lost, damn near what, 50 pounds now? Yeah, two pounds away. My goal is like, my goal is 1-7.

So I was 2.25. My goal's 175. Just to say, I actually lost 50. That's crazy. 177 last Friday, yeah. That's actually insane. What are you doing to lose 50 pounds? I basically, so what I do is.

Jerking off. Yeah. Dude you kidding me? Nucks all the people had my back last video. So me and Cody go to the gym every morning I'll like run.

Yeah, it's not considered it's not considered jerking off if you have help. Nucks all the people that had my bad to go out of video. What do you mean by that? What does that?

They were like Uh-uh Uh-uh. Uh-uh. What? They were like, Yo. Hold on.

Do you think people were against you? No, no. I was just like, They were like, yo. I can't get behind Jake. Comment section. Now that I thought of Jake. Unacceptable.

Jake doesn't jerk off anymore. I've really lost a lot of respect. Unsubscribe because of no jerks. No, I meant like the guys that just thought it's funny, they could have left that out, but good, good obstitute. You know, whatever, yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. That's all right.

Okay, back to what we're saying. You lost 50 pounds. Yeah, yeah, and you asked how I did that. I quit jerking off. No, I literally, all I just started doing, was just like kind of like overdid it i just started like running two miles every day and then uh eating better i like whatever and then i started just boxing at night and stuff so i just like two workouts a day yeah two workouts a day and then i try and like limit myself it was like

eighteen hundred calories a day hell yeah that is overdoing it folks yeah yeah that's impressive you led with that you said so basically i just overdid it you know how long did it take to lose 50 pounds like how long have you been doing this for uh dude so the craziest part is like the last 10 has been like the hardest. So I lost maybe 40 in like two months. You got to probably chop off a limit at this point. Yeah. Yeah, like the last 10 pounds took forever. And I'm just literally at this point just trying to force it to happen so I can say I did it. And then I'm just straight cheeseburger. And now I'm actually wondering like how funny of a battle would it be if you're like, yeah, I got two pounds left. Like you're going to be battling now with like gaining muscle

weight. Exactly. Yeah. Like, you know, like there's not much fat left on you. Believe it or not. You could just quit eating, go frail. Like that frail look. Just to get that brittle and bones. We could get you in the sauna. Do you remember? I bet you could lose two pounds right in the sauna today after this. Honestly, maybe if I did start, you know, boinking it again, it would lose some weight. Yeah. Maybe.

Maybe. But that is wicked impressive. Yeah. It's felt good. That's probably the only time I'll do that in my life, at least it did it. What's like your goal get back to weight? Like you said, you're like, I'm going to lose 50 pounds and I'm going back to cheeseburgers. Where do you want to be?

I want to be like a good 190, like a muscle 190. Yeah, just under like 200 because after that dude, it just kept going. And, like, the scale, when I almost saw 1.30, I was just like, damn, that's big. Oh, 230. 2.30. No, 2.30, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. And I just, like, the reason I wanted to do it, I, like, ran to the end of my driveway one day to get the mail, ran back and halfway. I was like, and I was like, holy, this ain't cool. It wasn't the let's fiesta. No, no. That was a long time ago. It is funny that, like, that. can go a long ways.

Like, you're like, why am I gas right now? And it can change your whole mindset. But we do that when we go snowmobiling, and we're just dead compared to people who do it, like, all the time. And then we're just like, a couple more days of this shit. You know, we know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never really do, but.

It's the altitude. Yeah, always blame it on the altitude. Yeah, when in doubt, blame it on the altitude. I like that. It's a good remix. Blaming on the at, eh, eh, uh, altitude. How are we never saying that when we're on the mountain? so what

CJ I love that I can tell Oh let's marching a little line Blame it on the No there's no way we can March in the same Man I can't believe we've never marched to this

Wait We haven't saying that on the mountain Who's trying to march out there? I'm not dude it's going to gas me out bro Then you blame it on the altitude I'm really I am really looking forward to every Every time I look right over to Ben, and I'm, like, saying some shit that obviously could be laughed at or scoffed at, I can see when CJ makes a face based on Ben's face. It's great.

You look back? Yeah. I don't even have to look at him. You guys ready for a new topic? Yeah, for sure. Okay. I caused the car accident the other day. Wait, wait. What?

Could you maybe air drop that video to Ken? Yeah, oh, actually, we caused two car accidents. Me and Cody caused, yeah, I was talking about that. Oh, okay. So the first car accident we caused, me and Cody were downtown being mischievous. And anyways, our buddy Tom was, like, rolling through town. You guys were taking out stop signs, weren't you? No, no.

Yeah, that'd have been pretty good, though. We got a whole bunch at home. So Tom never sees us downtown because I just don't like to go downtown that much. Cody starts going a lot of time. He's like, yo, come with me. And obviously you and Ryan convinced me. you're like dude if i was you i'd be going downtown well i'm like yeah you know what that's right our fault yeah you guys are in the police report yeah yeah they it says they encouraged him to

go out who is they all right ryan and cj well they weren't present yeah all they weren't present all right so go out and find a nice gal yeah so we just got dropped off and we're walking down the sidewalk and our buddy tom sees us and he's hanging out the window he's like yo what up and we're like screaming like yo we're downtown and he's like not paying attention and there's a car in front of him and he's like looking at us and he just fully rear ends the car in front of him we're like oh man that sucks then we just go into the bar and ditch him we're like we don't want to be part of that's not our problem and uh the second car accident I caused is uh this isn't my fault all in one night no this is like a day later oh yeah yeah okay it's way better but uh I got new tires put on my

Mustang and I called this place. I'm like, hey, I need tires put on and oil change. I'm like, I have the tires in back car, have the oil. You guys just got drop it, do it quick. And he's like, yeah, I'll fit you in. She's like, come in at two. I'm like, cool. Bring it in. They do it real quick. And he's just like, hey, my guys have been like busting ass, you know, and we kind of like fit you in. He's like, would you ever just do a burnout for everybody? Like, as you leave, I'm like, oh, yeah, I got brand new tires. I'll do a burnout. So I'm like swinging it around in the okay parking lot and whatever. That's how he repays his work. Well, they were all like

Would you ever just do a burnout for me? They were like, you know, I wanted to hype them up Kind of something to see for the day, right? I'm with you. Yeah. Ryan gets it. I don't know where you get off. That guy didn't even have to pay him that day.

You know, pizza party. Hey, guy, yeah. I gave you guys a burnout. I hope you all enjoy that. Get back to work. Hey, man. What a really strange thing to say to a guy that you just put new tires on.

What a way to get a new customer, though? You know, like, to get me back in there. So I swing it back onto the highway, and I'm just leaving, right? Well, this dude, like, rubbernecks me and comes flying in the parking lot and just hits a random parked car there. I'm like, oh, my God, here we go. Oh, my God. And that was that.

I just didn't stick out. Did you leave? Yeah, I don't know. You're kidding me? Hold on. So you just straight up cut him off? No, no, no, no. He was looking back.

Looking back, like, yo, that guy was doing donuts so those guys didn't have to get paid. Holy shit. Was that V6 Mustang burning the tires? That is more impressive, honestly. Not a V6, bro. If a V6 was doing a donut, I'd probably be more like opt to look. I'd be like, holy shit. That thing is ripping, actually.

Yeah, that's how I caused two car accidents last week. I should have gone for the three feet. Didn't you almost caused a car accident? Jesus I mean, I didn't almost cause a car accident The driver who didn't know A zipper merge almost caused the accident

I mean, do you guys know how to zipper merge I don't even know what that means Oh my gosh Literally Revolve this man's license So Mike says you Last podcast you didn't even know what a zipper was That's true

That was the best fucking callback Ever that was so funny But yeah if you don't know how to zipper merge Like get aft Yeah you got to You got to get on the page. So anyway, there's a ton of construction in Fargo, the town next to us. And so it's one lane.

You're coming around on the highway. And then the other southbound lane merges on to the other lane, which then merges another one. So I'm coming in and I see, you know, there's a line of cars. So I flash my headlights, let this lady in the CRV in. And this guy in like a nice red charger tries to kind of bop in. And I'm in my truck, which, as you know, it's impossible to drive. How am I supposed to get out of his way?

So I'm like, fuck this guy And so I just keep driving And like get right up behind the lady in the CRV And like block him out And he's like coming in like he's gonna side swipe me And I was like Do it? I don't know

I was having a bad day Yeah, damn money No not that It would have been him I don't give a fuck It would have been him who merged In the podcast read Kind of lit though

In the Snap Ryan sent us About ranting about that You're like I got my dash cam on Hit me I mean I did it would have been his fault I'd get some new wheels and tires that don't pull this hard Yeah So he's like flicking me off through the window

Like he was all all hot about it And I having a really bad day Immediately caught joy out of ruining this guy's day So we hop in line He's behind the trailer flicking me off And I like throw my hand out the window Give him the banging You know I'm just like

Yeah Thumbs up He looks over at the pastor Was that Jake Sherbro The fact that this Driving bad and Bang That is legendary

We get into the lanes where he's about to come around So I see him Do a hard merge across a white line You can't merge across Asshole And then he's gonna fly up next to me So I'm looking to grab my phone To put him on the news

And I see him roll down his window And he's got his phone out He's trying to put me on the news Oh man I'd love to see this video I know it's got to be out there somewhere and so I see it and I just give him the biggest thumbs up and smile and he looks at me like this and the phone goes down he goes see boys and you're like everything about what you just did is just like blown out the window yeah

and I just looked at him and I kind of like shook my head and laughed and just like I was like in shock as well yeah and then he just hit his brakes and followed like way behind me the rest of the time and embarrassment amazing that guy realized he effed up but I will say it. No, no, I think he just goes, oh, he's stupid. Oh, this guy's a psycho. I got to stay straight clear. I was just going to say, if that video ever surfaces, I guarantee Ryan's just going, you looking at my shirt again, bro. I can't stop. Stop.

No, I can't stop. Okay. Stop. Be proud of the guys. I know I am. Get some help. I am. You're going to be the reason I'm fat again one day. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fat. Hey, if anybody can laugh at you, it's me. I was just saying I envision this video surfacing Ryan told it his way and it's just Ryan Yeah me on the other You love him screaming

I put that window down I gave him the biggest thumbs up He's just like Yeah as he's like as a replay of him telling the story And then next to it is right Figure it out dude Oh man yeah we got to get that video It's got to be out there somewhere Well, it might come back around now.

Ryan was obviously having a bad day because he was doing Ben's errands. He was even funny. I was on the toilet yesterday, and Ryan calls me and goes, dude, tell Ben to answer his phone. I'm at Best Buy. I'm like, all right, all right, all right. That's after I'd called him like 17 times. I was like, what is he doing so important?

What were you doing? Standing in the line of Best Buy trying to get holding up a whole line of TVs for him. I was trying to pick up Ben's TVs. I was trying to pick up Ben's TVs and Best Buy. Holding up the line, he's not answering his phone. You got some unchecked aggression. To be fair. To be fair.

I was a little busy. I was just avoiding your phone call. I think you were. You just wanted me to struggle. No, man. They, yeah, they were not going to let those TVs go with the wrong guy. If they were in my name and they were not going to let Ryan speak for him. I even gave them, like, your social security number and stuff,

and they wouldn't give me the TVs. I was saying they're like, listen, we'll have to put them in your name. You have to do a title transfer later. Title transfer the TVs. Yeah, thanks for getting that taken care of Brian. No problem. Then you came over this morning and helped me hang them up. How big a TVs did you get?

They're nice. They're nice. They're big boys? They're nice. I think like a Sony Bravias, dude. The best TV in the game. Yeah, Mike. I didn't want to flex my TVs, but I guess I'll let you do it.

You got some good ones? Yeah. You got So that's what you're into Now TV Is it amazing though? Straight up like a mid-grade TV is like Awesome nowadays

And they're like And so cheap A couple hundred bucks TVs are cheap now It used to be like such a big deal But they're cheap as hell It's amazing So I was asking what size you got

Yeah What size you get Like 75 inch and a 65 inch Damn Jacob didn't you get a really big TV Yeah so Oh yeah you did On order

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flex. 120, baby. What? Yeah, Ben's got those little baby TV. You got the little boy TVs, bro. Hold on, Jake. Hold on, Jake.

One 20. Hold on. How much was that? Hold on. Jake. Is it one TV that's 120 or is it the four? No. It is 106 on the top and 120 corner to corner.

Is it a picture? Is it a projector? Is it a projector? It ain't a projector. Wow. I don't know that they. So basically what we wanted is when you open the door to our shop, you just see a TV. And you're like, this is sick.

Yeah. Yeah. And then just a couch and you just sit down and just watch. Yeah, that way when you have friends come over, they're like, what are we doing? And be like, you kidding me? You see that 120 inch TV? Yeah. Who wants to come over and watch TV?

Yeah. Once we got the TV hung up in my house, Evan Ryan goes, man, that's an awesome TV. And I go, that might be the most American thing I've heard you say in a while, Ryan. Also, the sizes have always been like that. So you can get a 65 or 75, let's say maybe an 85 now at a pretty decent price. And then you go up. So let's say the 85 inch is 2 grand, 2,500, 3 grand. And then you go up to that like 100 inch and it's just like 8,500.

Bro, I don't know what size TV is. You can get like a freaking 75 for like probably 800 bucks. Yeah. And as soon as you go up to that massive size, so like I'm a little bit concerned for you. And you're spending. I'm just wearing how much was that? Yeah. How much is a hundred and 20 inch TV?

They're a lot. 10 grand? Under 10 grand? Yeah, they're under 10 grand. Yeah, they're under 10 grand. Somewhere in that neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I mean. You go to that big size. Yeah. It is a supercharger. I'm just glad to know you're spending your money wisely, Jay. Yeah. You could have way worse stuff. If there's one thing I know about, 50 inch TV.

Yeah. One thing I know about you, Jake, you always love watching TV. Yeah, man. I almost wanted to be on there one day. Yeah. Hey. Okay, yeah. Do you think that maybe that's too big of a TV, Jake?

I've thought about it, but at the same time, it's just going to be like, are you ever going to be like, man, that 120 inches an inconvenience? Well, yeah, when you're sitting like five inches away from it. You can literally only see like 17 pixels in front of your face. You got a big, you got a big room in there. You'll be fine. We'll worry about it then.

We'll see who's laughing when you come over and we're watching games at my house. Okay, one thing I really want to say, And I'm so mad. I was not a part of it, you guys. I don't know how many podcasts ago. But when you guys talked about, when I posted a story on Ken's phone, I wanted to be here so bad.

You weren't used to that. No. We got to get Ken probably on here. Yeah. Ken, can you get in your career? Hey, maybe.

Now you're back to bullying him. This guy can help a bully Ken. Yeah, I was like, Hey, what is your deal, man? You know,

being up on him. Mike was already going on a little bit ago. I was like, maybe I should step out. Are you going to say some mean shit again? I just, I don't want to. No. You don't want to be nice or you? No, I'm not going to say mean shit again.

And also, I just, you know, I just figured maybe Ken could open up a little bit more if I'm not here. Oh, it's fine. Ken, do you feel uncomfortable with Mike being here? Sometimes, yeah. Right now? He hasn't said anything quite to that level yet. Mike, you're lucky that CJ's in between you two. I think 10's lucky, actually.

It's by design. Yeah. But, yeah, it's a fun story. And bummer that you weren't here. So if you guys didn't hear... You'll have to go listen to the pod. But basically what I did in hindsight is I... Not in hindsight.

It's what you did. It's what you did. What you did is I, before Snapchat was like big what it was before it was like monetized was just you and your friends. And that's all you had. And then... Quit trying to downplay this shit. You posted a picture up here.

dick on Ken's story Yeah There's nothing more Nothing less to it Yeah You just took my phone Opened up Snapchat And that's what you did

Yeah and I said What's up dudes Yeah And it was the funniest thing I think the The caption Might be the most Disturbing part

I think the best part Was that he was stretching His dick in it I don't like It made it a little fucked up Like you're like What does this guy do

And not only He posting this But it's just some fucked up Like what's he doing To himself You know So I do

got to say now, I'm sincerely sorry for that, but I do still think it's super funny. Yeah. It's good. In hindsight, it is kind of funny. But it did tick me off pretty bad. I could tell. And I think what I really want to see an apology for

is like, yeah, it's funny enough that that I appreciate you apologizing for that, but what about beating him up? Yeah, that was the word. I think that's where he went to a far. I don't, we were just wrestling around, you know? I don't know if it was called wrestling. You were just flat out of assaulting him.

I'm not going to lie. After rewatching that arm bar, I'm like, dude, that guy's an a-hole. You're going to break his arm. He's like bending backwards. I'm like, I don't even know if I can do that now. For what? He was watching a dick on his story. Keep that on your story, Ken?

Yeah, you don't have the right to be mad for this. I'm gonna, yeah, literally. Beat your ass on top of it. Beat some sense into you. Maybe I am the bully of the story. You know, I do have a video actually of you kind of bullying Ken the other day. The other day.

Ken was stuck in this ball and you were like making it so he couldn't get out and he didn't realize it. Like he's trying to get out, but the ball, yes, Ken's figuring out. Ken couldn't get out to save his fucking life. And then, look at us. I'm wondering why I couldn't get out of there. Ken couldn't get out and he just literally thought he was stuck, but Jake was just behind him the whole time.

Yeah, my favorite. Yeah, we pull it off and you're like, dude, something about the ball was just pushing down on me. Didn't even notice it. Dude, those orbie balls are fantastic conventions. Yeah. Super cool. I just wish they were more durable.

Like, I guess they didn't. That one didn't break. Did it, did it pop one in the minotruck at it? Mm-mm. That's awesome. But we managed to pop it in our shop right out the gate. We got metal shootings on the floor. Yeah, that's what it was.

But other than that, yeah, they weren't cheap, what, 1,200 a piece? Glad that we got, because they make all different sizes. But honestly, coming into it, I was like, dude, this is going to be, like, kind of silly. until we had the blown up. People have done it on YouTube and I was just like this is going to be kind of like so we had them blown up

I was a little worried they were going to be too small I was just like this isn't going to be that funny and they are the most fun ever they're lit I'm glad that we still have them like they're still usable

I thought they were going to be broken after the hour of filming dude we pulled them behind the boat dude it was like the most fun ever and I was trying to get you guys to do it someone obviously you were driving but I was like someone else has to do this and everyone's like dude I am good

you guys are crazy MFers bro and I'm like no seriously someone's got to get in I think you could just get past the idea of it popping and you being stuck in there and basically sinking like that's the only thing that would have been which I didn't see happening but it was yeah I don't know from your perspective like your hole was pretty open but when Ryan you were pulling Ryan you couldn't get out of that dude it was like it was tight why would I ever try to get out of it while it was like while we're getting yanked no like let's say if it was sinking it would take so so long to deflate.

Yeah, as long as it didn't, like, detached from the rope and then you guys, somehow it popped, but then now we don't have any way to, like, grab it and it just started sinking. But it would be a hell of a way to go out. I was trying to do a mixture of driving, like, driving crazy, but not too crazy, where it's just like, this is just not, you know. You did great. You know, those would have been awesome when we did the slip and slide a long time ago. That would have been so fun, pile like five people in one of them and just, we got to bring

them to a big hill, I feel like. This winter. Yeah, I was just watching, bring it to a ski hill. DeL Mountain. Yeah. Yeah, so we definitely have to do that. It looks so fun. I was just watching the Sicko's video of it.

They, like, went to the back country and did it. Oh, really? Yeah, they did. I was like, still, it looks so fun because they actually got cruising. Yeah. It was like a full-blown. It was pretty gnarly. I saw that.

Did you guys ever see the video of the dudes and the ones in Russia? Oh, man. All I know is they do shit different in Russia. Yeah. I already know it's good. They died. Oh. Oh, yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. So they're built different. So they're going down the ski hill, right? And there's like a barrier along the bottom. Well, at the bottom, it's open flat. He goes off the side of the mountain. And it's like I'm talking thousands of feet. And he is just no coming back.

What a terrible place to do it. Yeah. Russians are crazy. No, Russians are like that. Like they couldn't find a single better spot. I don't know. It was spur of the moment. Hold on the side of the mountain.

I got to have Evan. step in here for a real, real fun story. Again, you know, it happened. I'm not mad about it. I was like slightly made into an accomplice for this, but you guys might be, I don't know like what Evan was thinking at the time, but this shit happens all the time. There was just way higher consequences this time. That's what I should say.

Man, what a lead in. I just couldn't believe my eyes. So basically after we did the four-wheeler snorkel. we have this four-wheeler with a bunch of weights all over it. It still is outfitted fully with sandbags and weights and all this and that. But we didn't really strap the weights down because we were just driving at low speed in the water. So the weights were kind of just sitting there. So I mean, you can see in that other view, Ken just had, you can see that there is $350,000 worth of cars sitting.

And he's like, I'm going to do donuts, bro. And I was like, it was like the most skeptical I've ever been. and I still, I shame myself for not just stopping you. Okay, let's see this. Now I'm worried. I know everything should be okay. Have you guys seen this? This was a while ago if we had that four-wheeler.

Excuse me. I'm being a shirt. Oh my gosh. You got a step-lock bag in my mouth. Man, we get dumb and dumber here. They're actually the two smartest. Mike is barefoot. He kind of looks like a barbarian.

So this is why you guys have to sleep in so long. Oh, this is what you're doing at night. I love the snorkel, dude. And it's so heavy. This four-wheeler weighs like 2,000 pounds. Four-wheel drift, he says. That's all he says. And I'm like, bro, you're insane.

You had to find that this is a bad at this is a bad idea at that point you had to have a bad idea that is so concerning that is so concerning well i mean nothing got broken Well, I mean nothing got broken. All right, so the first burnout, a weight flies off, I see. I think I thought... And it flew in the right direction. I think I thought like, oh, the loose weight already came off, so now we're good. I don't know.

A Ziploc bag of some sort. Switch views, switch views, switch views. No, don't do it yet. The way it's gonna come off. into the shipping container smashes Oh man Dude

So like that weight Could have hit either of the car Could hit anything Could hit anything Man have you really just live your life One bad decision at a time Sometimes it pays to be lucky You were really doing a burnout

Within a foot of my side of my GTR Throwing rocks all over It Other camera How the floor was clean Yeah I'm sure it was That's why the Zorbaal got popped I do remember the next

morning bengos why is there black dust all over my white car man what uh but basically i just couldn't believe that this is happening is is is extremely bizarre is it not yeah no i yes it's bizarre just back on he's chees and um i don't even have pants on no dude who would have paid for that oh i'd think i'd just be working for free for free for quite some time i think that's how it would work out i think that is how that would work i mean maybe pawn the raptor And then one of us has to drive them back and forth. At this point, I'd probably sell the wheels off the donk. That could replace some pretty serious damages.

Hey, I'm just glad nothing happened. You know, everything always buffs out one way or the other. You usually finds a way to, so, like, I don't think too much about it before. That's why you don't have to think about anything. Yeah, exactly what I was saying. Just do whatever you want. It'll all buff out in the end, dude. Oh, man, it's like three years ago, Jake whipping out his credit card.

You'd literally, like, take your credit card out and be like, future Jake's problems. Yeah, how, okay, so now that's your future, Jake, how, how it, I'm not going to lie, I run under some issues. That collector came showing up. I wish somebody would have told me. Yeah, dude, I wish, yeah. It caught up to me for sure, but, you know, we got it cleared up by now. We were making some good moves.

So when we were growing up, Jake used to work, like, the most gnarly manual labor job. So, like, in return, get paid the best, but it was still, like, the worst. Yeah. just like a couple dollars more an hour than like the rest of us would make. And like a lot of hours a week, a lot of hours a week to keep that line. It was just a lot and like, because I only worked three months at a time because then afterwards I'd be either going to high school or college. Jake had all this money and man, did he spend it?

The dude had packages coming every single day of like the most pointless shit. Like Jake was on Amazon before Amazon before Jeff Bezos was on Amazon. I'm the reason that Jeff Bezos was on Amazon. I'm the reason that Jeff Bezos. is where he's at today. I strongly believe that. I remember you being like, if I can average 30 to 31 packages a month,

I'm doing good. What a day, baby. I will say I've been finding shit around my house. I'm like, why don't you have this? I'm like, oh yeah, it was like 2018 Amazon stuff there. Just trinkets.

Yeah. So many trinkets. Dude, I got like a bunch of different recorders and just like, you know, the little flutes. Because I wanted to learn how to play

a candy shop on the recording. quarters which I did I learned me and Mike did together yeah you put dude put that video up yeah it's a good one I'll give it to you Ken why dude I'm not even looking at him he just is trying to laugh and then I'm getting blamed boy I was looking at him there you got a shit grin going today what I want to know what's going on in that brain you're just like I'm just smiling dude I'm having fun sitting here with you guys oh it's like you're telling the story about the recorder, I'm just like, I'm just pissed. Yeah.

I'm cheesing, man. I like that. He's smiling. Give the guy a break. You're like, oh, wow. Are you laughing at my haircut? Is that what it is? Are you self-conscious?

Man, acts like, man acts like we can see his hair. Well, I don't know. He's like, you're, oh, it looks. It looks great. I love it. I've been wondering why he's been laughing and looking at me so much too. No, you're just funny, bro.

Oh, that's great compliment. I love that. You're just sitting there. It's awesome. Well, I'm not even trying right. That's how you know you're funny. At least funny looking.

That's for sure. But, uh, yeah. No. And then, uh, yeah, you used to always have like, depending on the season, the toy of the season. Yeah. Quads in the fall, snowmobiles in the winter. And then, uh, I don't know. Car in the summer.

Yeah. What are you going with this story? I'm not sure, man. I, I, I don't know. Yeah. I had, I was a kid with no bills. I had an abundance of cash at the time. So yeah, I'm going to buy the stuff I've always wanted and saw the internet.

I know. I guess this is just me just like saying like, I'm like so proud of you. Yeah, thanks. You guys are the same way. You're just doing the same shit still. We all are. I was always just proud of your motto. It may not be the best motto ever as far as financially, but you were like,

run out of money. Just make more. Yeah. But there's a lot of truth to that. There is. How do you make more? Work harder. You know, work faster.

Go back to work. Work hard. Play harder. That was a reckless financial motto, but there's a lot of truth to it. I've looked up to you over the years for like your lack of care of certain things. And that was just like one of them of just like, man, you can always just make more. And then like truly just enjoying the present and not worrying about the future. Never given a fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember when you quit college and we had decals made that said come home bang it. You guys don't know something funny? There's still one of those decals on the Ford Edgemere. No one's taking it off. Yeah. So when Jake quit college, she like went rogue on us.

Yeah, you just stopped going in the middle of like the semester. Guys, I ran out of money. Oh, really? Yeah. So I had like an operating loan just to like live. So I got like 20 grand to pay for both semesters, spent that 20 grand in one semester. Where they messed up is they're just like, you can take it whenever you want. I'm like, oh, really?

How did you burn through? What were you buying? Do you want to know what the last thing? The 31 packages a month. You want to know the last thing I bought before I dropped out? I bought a VR system for my PlayStation with the last grand while I was in, like, chemistry. I'm like, this would be sick. The best part was you installed that at home in your mom's basement and put some serious timing on it

after you dropped out. Yeah, no, it was, it was so worth it. I just knew I needed it. Right. Yeah, never used to that. We didn't see you in a couple weeks. But dude, you know what? It worked out.

Everyone's like, oh, I got all these, like, college loans. I paid off all my college debt in the summer. And then we got a Mustang. So it worked out. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of which, we need to do, me and Ben, we're talking about the roadhouse. We got to do this. We got to do a big trip together.

And I think we have the best idea of all time. We got to do, like, a cannonball run. And we pick our stops and we tell people we'll pick them up along the way. So we start here and in Vegas. Yeah. All the boys. And everybody. As we go, the group gets bigger and bigger.

Oh, that'd be sick. Like, it'd be like a four. Yeah, they drive their own cars. So it'll be like, hey, we're going to stop here, here, here and here. You can wait for us, join the crew. And we just roll into Vegas like 100 cars deep. Because I was like, keep in mind, like, these three here can only fit literally one other person in their car. That makes sense.

Evan has to drive the dog. That's the rule. I'm down. I love that. That's a great idea. You rolling around in Vegas in the dunk? We might not ever see you again. I might hop out and walk next to it as it rolls down the strip.

Just let everyone know. That's my ride. It's my ride. The only thing that I can think of is just like how chaotic it would be like the closer we got. Just mobbing in a crew like that. Yeah. You know someone's going to do something reckless. That's always.

What do you think? Jake is like because it's like I'm going to do something. Yeah. Full speed. If one of us do something, everyone else with us and be like, oh, I could do that too. Yeah. It would be fun, though. Yeah, I think it would be super fun.

Like, I want to, like, call ahead. And if there's, like, a drift tracker or course open, be like, yo, can we rent it for the day? And then people have something to do. How many miles is it to Vegas? Like, 759. That's not even that much. That's actually not that much. What?

It's only 759 miles? No, it's more than that. I don't know. I was going to say. Let's look at all. But either way, I feel like the drive. would be so much fun, even though they're all stuck in our own cars. It'd be so much fun.

$1,600? $1,600? That can't be right. So a little bit more than double-fucking fun, though. You put like 3,300 miles on your car in the trip, which is fine. For Ben, that's about $20,000 depreciation. Yeah. But just kidding.

I don't know what it would be, but that'd be a blast. I'd love to. Yeah, I think it'd be super fun. Just get the whole gang. And but you got to, so, like, a thought behind it was, it's a contest between us. So, like, last person there has to do this when we get there or something. Holy shit. Like a destination race.

Well, you know Ben's getting last. That you drive five miles under the speed limit. I think I might be at a disadvantage. Yeah. You'd still beat Ben. Bro, that don't going to be on the limit. But, yeah, a bunch of different other challenges, too. Yeah, like last one there has to do something.

And then you like. Another idea. Cheap car. Like, you have a spending limit. Like, maybe it's 500 bucks or a thousand bucks. And then you got to go to Vegas. Because then people are breaking down. Yeah, that's true.

That would be interesting. That'd be good. You break down in like a bad area, get beat up, robbed. Yep. Like that's what people want to see, you know, some drama. Yeah, they want to see some failure along the way. I'll revive the old bourbon. That was a $500.

That would go the whole way for sure. Well, I mean, with some big wrench time into it, probably. Yeah, I guess we'd maybe allocate some wrenching time to it. But yeah, I love both those ideas either way. Just a big boy's trip. We cruised to dinner the other night And like we all drove separately I was honestly like a first time

We've ever gone for like a little cruise In the area where like everyone's mobbing Man I shot a tear It was so beautiful to see The sunset really painted the picture Pop up this clip right here Going over this hill The donk

Crest in the hill Then you got a Mustang You're not sure if it's going to stay on the road Going over it If it's going to hit you or something You're always on your toes Yeah, that was a beautiful moment Dude, Cormoran has

Great car culture Really does I mean it's pretty much Not to pump our own tires All because of us But like we got It is just us To be fair

There's no one else here We got a lot of variation in cars And a lot of different cool cars And all these different sorts of genres You know Yeah Like if you went to Fargo We'd have a better car show

Right here than you'd ever see in Fargo When the whole bands here We were talking The only thing we're literally missing Is a Porsche Like we had a Corvette You had a Camer There's pretty much everything

GTR, Lambo I feel like none of us are Porsche guys Yeah Maybe I could see maybe like Ryan or Ken having one But I could whip a 9-11 I don't know I feel like I could see Evan that I just feel like Porsches are for like

You gotta be like proper You know like you're just like a I'm not proper You're more of a El Camino kind of guy Yeah I mean I understand Yeah Or like honestly like a Lamborghini like Hurricon like that's your style

You know like punk but like the Porsche is Yeah I mean Evan's more galardo What did Bam what was Bam's purple one I could run one of those Yeah that too Cut the sunroff in it

I don't need a sunro Ev would look good in a guyardo Yeah you would purple You could probably honestly Trade your Raptor And the El Camino for a guyardo And it's all wheel drive You should do that

I'd be super sick Put your automobile on top You could It just would not be nearly as reliable And it'd probably fucking break down And cost you a shit ton of maintenance Most fun car decisions

aren't based off reliability exactly i'm just saying it's something you got in your back pocket trade them both in maybe make it through winter yeah run the trucks for the winter it's nice now i got a few options got the chevy that's running great now so maybe a different truck every day of the week coming up here soon are you going to drive the el camino this winter uh is it four-wheel drive no um i want to say no but i think i'll have to put a few miles on it this winter throw the sled in the back oh my gosh or you could get some like off-road tires put it on like just smaller wheels bigger tires, and now it's lifted and has more

clearance and usability. Very easy conversion from donk to dirt. Yeah. Swap it. You could keep... No one has said that. You could always be able to swap on the go. It's the title of like your article from donk to dirt. Evan Sheff.

On Shaking up the car world. Imagine like driving it on don't set up to the moab and then just swapping wheels on the parking lot and going up all the hills. Drive it. pull out switcheroo and take off switcheroo. Yeah that'd be pretty sweet though it's like a little Baja build it's just like the ultimate everyone would be ripped like what can you do with that

donk give me two minutes NASCAR pit stop the wheels unstoppable rig I've had a little bit of downtime since my surgery I've been watching a lot of football documentaries and a lot of NASCAR documentaries and here's what I've learned little spark notes um Dale Earnhardt senior was I was a legend. I just watched a... You had to learn that out. No, no, no. You know, as an American...

I saw his entire life story. Like, came from the mud. You're just born knowing Dale Earnhardt Sr. is a legend. Do you know why, though? He was the best. Yeah, I guess he was just... Have you ever watched him race?

Have I ever watched him race? No, I haven't watched him race. But we just know he's the best. Yeah, true. If you do ask a lot of people about that, they'd be like, yeah, I mean, I got... I saw the crash. Ryan maybe cut the NASCAR

Okay He's like that was trash I wish the mic wasn't recording for that one Yeah Ken you already stopped and started it again right He just saw Ben open his mouth He hit the fucking end button I'm gonna save Ryan the time

All right Somebody else take over I'm run up, Rachel's Oh okay I don't know Can you articulate this story Jake So Jake learn to skydive um alone i guess yeah like solo and that was dope to me i want to do that and then you did it so okay so when i went to hawaii we went skydiving there's tandem you know you're bolt

bolted up to someone and so we go up to like 10,000 feet the door opens and you are just looking at ocean and i'm like holy like at that moment i was like all right this is it like and they don't let you like bail when you're tandemed up like you're going yeah and so the first lady that goes she was like crying like uh this is it and the dude just yeats her out the door she's gone and i'm like okay this is sweet so i like bail with the guy and i just like you know when you're like breath takes away and you're free falling for maybe a couple seconds then you get it back and i was like holy cow that was the biggest adrenaline rush like i've ever had in my entire life i'm like i want to learn how to solo like i love this i'm in hawaii sign up for back here i'm like

instantly i'm like as soon as i get home i'm learning to skydive i want to do this you take like eight hours of class you learn like so for those of you don't know how to parachute works like you have two parachutes actually you got one that is your main shoot and if you're like a certified packer you repack it yourself hey my buddy eves a certified packer uh anyways carry on so and then over here so let's say it's like a a red and a green handle you pull the red if you pull the red if your shoot fails and like let's say it gets tangled up you pull the red and then you pull the green which is your backup shoot right and that one is like it it never should fail it it's like you got to get it certified packed by something packed perfectly pack perfectly you got to well you just

let this story go buddy what's going on this is a good story please just stop saying certified pack okay certified all right so it's got to be packed by someone higher up than just a normal backer you guys this is a good story you're gonna ruin it go and just don't let these guys ruin okay yeah don't don't ruin my moment here anyways you got so i go through the class and before you go up you go upstairs and you just have yeah here i'll get this fixed real quick okay so you go upstairs and you have to practice like oh you got a failure pull pull pull pull right so if you pull the backup well this one's still connected now you're gonna have like a double tangle so you practice that a whole bunch and how it works is when you learn you do static line first so you just have your

whole cord attached to the plane and granted when i was in hawai that makes sense when i was in hawaii we had like the mac daddy setup so it was like a gutted giant plane with a hatch door walking around room you can bail where i was at get attached to the plane they open the door and you hang from the wing and you let go like you have to you like it's no different than my dad's plane you know how there's that little footstool yeah they make like a bigger platform you're flying you open the door you stand on the footstool you grab the wing and you crawl your way out to the end so you don't hit the back of the plane i've always wondered what happens if you fall then you'll get hit by the back of the plane like if you start you probably get lucky and you go down faster

and you think but so they hook you up static line which is like there's no cord like pull cord yourself it's just like leave the plane that makes me i didn't know that it makes me feel a lot better like that it just happens yeah because you learn to fly before you dive yeah that makes sense So basically, when we were taking our classes, let's say this guy's name is Mike and my other buddy's name is John. So John was in the army and he's done like trooper stuff, a lot of static line, but they have a round shoot. So they just go straight down. Mike was just like so worried. He's like, man, I just feel like my shoot's going to fail.

Like I just don't know. And he's like, dude, it happens in like one in every 25,000 people. It's not going to happen to you. That's how rare it is. Yeah, I don't know the exact statistic and there's probably tons of skydive people out there that, But it doesn't happen often. It's like one and a lot, right? He's like just worried.

This is all he's talking about during class. He needs to get out of there, man. Yeah. Same for you. That's how I told him. A little bit. And he's just, yeah, kind of just like psyching himself out. You know, when you overthink something.

So finally it's us three, we're going up. And John was like, yo, you want me to bail first just so you can kind of see like how to get out on the wing. So I've done this. I'm like, yeah, that's perfect. So you have a headset on with speakers because then there's a guy on the ground telling you where to go, how to fly, where the landing zone is and all that. This is your first solo. This is my first solo ever, static line.

He's crawling out in the wing and the pilots like this. Bails and he is gone and I'm like, holy crap. I'm like trying to see him like, okay, a shoot open. He's flying. So I like get out there. They hook up my static line and I'm hanging from the wing and I'm like, this is terrified. I'm like, imagine.

I'm hanging onto an airplane and he's like let go. And I literally like, close my eyes and I just bail and I'm like climbing an invisible ladder I'm like I'm like I knew I messed up because you're supposed to like get free and also my shoot opens and I'm like I'm chilling right I'm flying and Mike's way down there I'm like yo what up just like we're all chilling or no sorry John's down there we're all chilling and all of sudden we're like trying to scream like where's John we see oh just like no shoot So it's all tangled out. And we're like, holy shit, John's, or Mike's dead. Mike's dead. Yeah, just like flew out of nowhere, tangled shoot. Like, this is a mess.

And I'm like, oh my gosh. And we can hear the guy in the ground. And he's like, Mike, green one, red one, like telling him how to do it. He's like, pull, like just screaming out. I'm like, pull the levers in order. Like green red or red green, whatever it is. And he's like getting closer and closer and closer to the ground. and we're like, oh, my God, oh, my God.

You're safe at this point, but you're scared. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm just, like, flying. Like, I'm not even watching that I'm driving a parachute right now. I'm watching Mike go to the ground at Mach 1000 right now, right? Right before, like, I'm talking to he was probably way closer or not as close to the ground as it seemed, but I'm like, I'm about to just watch a guy just hit the ground. All of a sudden, we see a shoot disappear, backup shoot opens, and he, like, made it to the ground way faster than us.

And we're like, okay. Mike's good. Mike, he's, he's chilling. So John lands, I come in, I land, and, uh, dude, when I landed, here's the thing. So, like, when you come in, you're supposed to, like, flare it last second to, like, kind of pick you up and then you run out. I did it way too high and I just probably fell from, like, eight feet out of the air. And it hurts. Anyways, so we're like, we get there and we're like, yo, that was sick.

You know, we get to, like, we get to go again, do it a couple times, practice, like, let, you know and stuff. We're like, where's Mike? He was done. There's literally a parachute pile and his suit on the ground. Dude, he crapped his pants in his suit. Got in his car left told no one. Are we surprised that he pooped his pants? No.

I would have to. But the fact that he just dipped right at that day. When you see someone hauling past you, you're just like, oh man, that ain't good. That is a truly crazy experience to witness like that. Yeah, well, you're saying it's not common. It was sweet for us because we're like, oh, another $25,000 before that happens, so we're good to go. Oh, it is one in a thousand. One and a thousand. That's kind of common.

It's like if the lottery was one in a thousand, I'd be buying so many tickets. Oh, yeah, that's right. Big props to you for just doing it. I'd say from going tandem, like lots of people do that. It's like almost a tourist thing. I know you still got to get your nerves up for it a lot, but like to go solo. I maybe did like 10 static line jumps Which is just like alone

You need like X amount of jumps Before they teach you out of fly and pull a loan But your first time pulling a loan You got two dudes bailing with you Just case anything goes haywire They'll like straighten out Are you pulling out like a life insurance loan or Yeah I don't know

You want to know something really funny After I literally went skydiving My mom did like have me sign a thing And put a life insurance policy on it yeah That's honestly valid It was fun It was just then yeah no kidding you would have taken that out a while ago yeah but it was crazy like Hawaii was such a cool

experience so like I think when I jumped alone we were between like I don't know maybe 5,000 feet or 3 or 7 somewhere low when you're in Hawaii we were like 10 12 you are so high and falling for so long and the dude that I jumped with had done over like 5,000 jumps and he's like how squarely you want to get and I was just you know being like dude do whatever you want like just make us he had me spinning so fast I think so He's had a watch to show your mile per hour. We were, like, going, like, 115 straight down spinning. I'm like, just, like, hanging on for dear life. And then he just rips cord.

And, dude, talk about the biggest wedgy of your life. Like, going from that fast to just a shoot. And, like, you are gone. But, yeah. I was going to say, like, is it kind of whiplashy? Like, in a way, yeah. It looks like, it kind of. Yeah.

You go from 115 to what, like, you know, 30. I will say, if you guys get the chance, so just do tandem with someone. Like, someone's got a bunch. It's so fun. No, Ev, you wouldn't love it. Nope. You don't want to?

Nope. Why not? Even if it was a hard, no. What do we have to do to do it? How much money would it take? Yeah. How many El Camino's? A lot.

What? Okay, let's start here. 10,000 bucks cash. No. No. Really? Out of everything you do that's like wild and reckless. Well, first off, I don't even like the thought I'd be going with someone else because I don't

like this jack off's in control of my life. Highly experienced knows exactly what he's doing. Still don't trust him. Fair. I don't, no, no. I don't like heights, dude. I know, I just find that so shocking that, like, you're okay with doing everything that you do, but you wouldn't strap yourself to somebody who is, like, made their profession doing that.

I don't like roller coasters. Like, little kids enjoy those all the time. I don't like that. One day when we take an R6 skydiving, then you'll do it? No. The first R6 skydiving. In order to take an R6 skydiving, I'm probably going to have to get all certified and do a new, I'll be like 50 jumps in.

Yeah. No. I'd rather like jump it off like a couple hundred foot cliff into the water and roll the dice on landing than jump out with a parachute. With like a 100% like a 99.8% certainty that you're going to be okay versus jumping it off of a cliff into the water. I love that. I love that.

The absolute guy is going to hurt. The absolute. Samble that all of those things are, and the one has such better odds, but you're like, no, listen, I like my skydiving, how I like my pull tabs. Let's do. No, I think it would be the opposite. I don't know. I like pull tabs. Every time you play pole tabs, there's like a one in a thousand chance you lose. Or sorry, you win.

So there's a 999 times that you lose. Dude, me and Jake were on an absolute heater the other night. Don't forget about me. You were too, F. Yeah, I don't know, though. I just, I get where you're coming from, being that you're, like, afraid of heights, obviously. But it just seems like so foolproof. I smell a title and thumbnail coming up.

So all you guys are down. Yeah. To go skydiving. She's like, not even bad. And I like, run it tomorrow. Let's just do it. I would do it if we were like. But would you do it?

I don't think it's that crazy and I don't think it's, like, special at all. Would you think that'd be entertaining about it is getting you to go? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was like, would you do it if that doesn't sound bad entertaining. I don't even think anyone would want to watch that. It'd be stupid. Oh, it'd be hilarious.

I can just see, like, the guy being like, all right, it's ready to go. We got a GoPro, like, just facing his face. And he's just like. So I like to think that. I would have the shit in my pants and my shoot would have been working on. You'd been shit in your pants. I'd like to think that if you guys ever saw a jackass four. I don't know if it's in 4.5 or 4.

But when Dark Shark, when they prank him into going skydiving, I'd like to think that if it ever happens, it'll be as entertaining, if not more entertaining than that. I'm going to, like, bring a pair of handcuffs and handcuff myself to the plane so I can't possibly get tossed out. Something tells me, like, you're not kidding about that. I don't like planes. I'd be pretty shit to be stuck in a plane, though.

Ah, man. Let's just keep that idea way on the back burner. I would love to go skydiving with an R6, though. I think that's, like, the last thing to do with it. I mean, it's, you know, it's been in the mountains. It's been in Moab. Tried going on the water. Tried going on the water.

last thing is air i mean i was kind of like three locations straight to the moon but yeah i feel like we're missing the moon yeah i i'm down for like a spaceship right up to the moon rip around up there probably be cool that would be so cool we'd be so cool we'd do that and then people'd be like wow still only one one video a week

how do you guys not you too all week to make a video and all you can make is one It's up on the moon, like, there's, like, no air. They're like, it seems like it's running a little rich. I think your R6 is running rich. We get to the moon and the master link comes off. We didn't even bring an extra R6. Anyone got a spare masterling? Yeah, we start sourcing an R6.

The, oh, yeah, we go back to Earth. Is there, yeah, Venus is closer. Ken, all right, Ken, get on and find one. Oh, it looks like there's. Oh, there's one on Venus. There's one on Venus. Elon delivery On Mars is a little pounded on

But we might be able to kick him in the nuts on it We got to the moon and like Yeah Ken already had us in the back of the fucking spaceship And then The Airbnb kind of sucks I'm not gonna lie The space station Yeah

Big wrench is out there With a full on space suit Trying to work on this thing He's like floating away Yeah believe it or not You already knew how to space well But We make a trip to the clomer on

store from the moon for some wingnests? Oh, that's good. If there's anyone out there, though, that can take the R6 skydiving, reach out to us. I'm not coming with you. It'd be so legendary. I'll watch it from the ground. Have a couple Tonys.

You'd have to. Have a couple Tonys? Maybe pile me up good enough, strapped me to the guy. I'm probably short enough. I'd be strapped to the front of them like a baby carriage. It's stupid. They land Evan's feet on the ground. He's like walking around with him, but he's just...

He's just hanging his chap. Do you think he's got the biggest wedgey? He's got the biggest wedgey? Do you think they'd let me do it like on anesthesia? Then I'm down. Oh my gosh. I'd be like disturbing. Horse tranquilizers.

Yeah, that's fine. What are those? Quailudes. Give me some of those. I'm going to run it. Where the hell are we going to get those? I don't know. I was hoping you wouldn't be able to have to do it.

stay tuned for that that'll be pretty good shut up ken you he's got a little smile oh shit it's stop recording right before the end of the podcast honestly guys that went well you know we could have had two we'd have been two podcasts ahead good job everyone Jake I appreciate you coming on dude thanks for having me I uh yeah I didn't really Ben hit me up he's like yo we're running a pot at one I'm like I haven't even thought about it but you really don't have to when we get all together it just kind of goes yeah it's easy me psych oh yeah Damn, Mike.

Oh, that was too good. All right, guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for having me. Peace. Peace.