Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evans Mom on Raising Evan, Sneaking Out, & Injuries As A Kid

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

In today’s podcast Micah is back from his honeymoon to the east coast. We chat about driving the tail of the dragon, what we would do if we won the lottery, Micah's Worst buy from Junk Tank, and Ryan taking his hummer off the pole. Dalton joins the pod with his brand new Rolex, and Cj reveals he is only 1 ticket away from losing his license, his new dream winter vehicle, and Micah getting pulled over 70+ times! Then Evans Mom joins us to tell us stories of his childhood.  Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have Evan's mom. I think he doesn't want you to see his room. Well, I was just going to say, did he clean his room? Roly boy, there we go. Oh, look at him throwing it up. Look at him throwing it up. Mike, how many times have you been pulled over in your life? We're at 75 now.

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We're going to be down there on the sixth and the seventh, but we're doing a meetup on the sixth. Throughout the day, we'll post that information probably on our Instagram story later. We'll pop up a map here so you guys can kind of see where we are.

It's the same booth as last year. If you were there, thank you. It's hectic. You guys know the drill. There's lots of merch to be had. We'll be given away an Altus E-Bike. And I don't know, it's just, it's going to be a lit time. So if you're in the area or able to make it to Haydays, that'll be awesome.

Booth EA 7. Yeah. It's going to get rowdy. It's pretty much the only, I guess, big meetup that we do all year. So this is your chance. Come on out. Come see the boys. We'll have some of the rigs there and some of the different projects we're working on.

Maybe bring the wooden dirt bike or some other stuff down. and show it off at the booth. But if not, hey days is just a fun event. So come on down and check it out. Yep. We're going to do our best to rip through everybody in line. I know that line gets long. So we're going to have someone there to take pictures

and we're going to be cruising through it. We're going to try to meet all you guys. And we're stoked. All right. We'll see you guys on September 6th. Mike, welcome back from your honeymoon, bud. Good to be back. How was it?

It was awesome. We went to Massachusetts, Cape Cod, Chad, Chatham, Boston. It was cool, like going through my Snapchat. responses and seeing all the like there's a lot of people that are like yo you're in mass you're on the east coast you're in new england because think like none of us really you went to new york once but yeah other than that so we're like just tapping into a lot of fans that are like yo like i didn't think you'd ever be in my neck of the woods yeah we're finally up there we go to utah and shit all the time but exactly think of how many times we've been west like hundreds it is strange dude

i actually have never been out east yeah i've never been to new york i've never been in that neck of the woods i think the furthest east i've been is the east coast of florida yeah right obviously right florida's hardly even right or like i mean i mean to nashville but that doesn't really count as east so what did you guys do when you were there we just went to like this busy resort what i call it like vineyard vines country uh look like it yeah it looked beautiful yeah it was beautiful it was really cool because it's like you experience the beaches it's like florida but no palm trees yeah i don't know like everyone was it warm yeah it was hot you're on the ocean Yeah, you're right on the ocean.

Wow, are people surfing out there? No, no, it was, it's like mostly, no, there's no waves. But, dude, it was sick. Even better. It was like just, see, it was really funny. We sat down at this fancy restaurant and it had only seafood. So, like, I'm pretty excited. I love seafood.

Sydney's, like, doesn't like seafood. Oh, shit. She's like, I don't think I can eat here. So then we went somewhere else because they have only seafood on the menu. Oysters are so good up there. Yeah, I don't love oysters, but I bet they are. Oh, yeah. Lots of lobster.

They have lobster everything. Bisk. Lobster Bisc, lobster tacos, lobster, like, sandwiches. Lobster roll. Lobster omelets. How north are you like, I'm trying to picture on a map. Like, how far north of New York are you? Like three hours. It's basically like the tip of Long Island and then it's like, yeah. That explains why it's so expensive then. Right north from where we were, you'd go to Maine. How far from like the Hamptons were you? Obviously that's a different section, but like geographically. I don't know exactly how far, but it did make me want to visit the Hamptons. I think it was like mile-wise really close, but like to get there would be kind of a pain. Unless you took a boat or something. But it was sick.

I love it. I recommend that I mean, we should, we will do like cheap car challenge or something. Yeah, you think there's stuff for us to do up there? Absolutely. Just because of how different it is. Different vibes. Different people. It was sick.

Where's a tail of the dragon? That's in Tennessee. That's in Tennessee. So that's, that's more easy. I think we should do tail of the dragon, dude. I was just driving to work today and there's like one of the sections, there's an S-curve. which seems pretty common. It just is like a left and then a right.

And I was like, dude, I want to drive the tail of the dragon. Well, we'll either do it in like some really crappy cars, I could see, or we got to go on like a rally. It'd probably be crappy cars with our way that we do things. They could be nice cars, just the cheapest nice car you can find. The odds of us having all of our sports cars. All the way out there. Over there, low, but.

Will you see when Cleet did it in the freaking motorhomes? Yeah, that's exactly. That's really awesome. That's funny. Yeah, we were going to go on a rally. like three years ago maybe it was four years ago it was like super expensive it just made no sense like it was like it was going to cost us like i think more than 10 grand and we're going to lug like 2,500 miles on our supercars at the time we're like i think yeah just well it was also the time too for us

we're like we can probably only make one video to this if we're going to be gone for a week like i could see for some guys it would be really fun you don't have anybody to like go drive with and i'm not saying it wouldn't have been fun but i was just saying we were pretty close to doing it that one time yeah the guy who won the hurcon he's been going rally he's been going on rallies all over yeah all over the place that's been really a treat to see how many miles is that guy put on that thing he's got to put on 10 000 miles on that thing since two months ago i'm gonna DM him an ass and i'll pop it up because he has been on it dude it's really fun to see like this is the first guy where we've like actually seen the vehicle being used afterwards of all the giveaway

I'm not saying that the people who won the giveways and kept them aren't using them, but just, like, he's all over social media, and it's like, it's fun to see. Yeah, he's capitalizing on it, which is fun to see, yeah, for sure. I mean, maybe I don't know the nitty gritty, but, like, I think he's respected. He's going on the rallies and stuff, you know, like, I'm sure there's a few guys that are like, you just won that, like, poser, but, like, it's not really. I'd be so lame. I agree. That'd be, like, getting mad at someone for winning the lottery and having something, you know.

They played the game. Yeah. They won. He seems like you're kind of. guy that would have been there regardless of whether he had a Lamborghini or not. Exactly. What's that? You're not really a poser.

That's true. If you guys won the lottery, what's the first thing you'd buy? I'm trying to think of a cool answer. Huge house on the lake. It's like a big house on the lake. A Lamborghini Hurricane Hurricane. Probably a Florida house, I think. I could see you being a Florida man, Ken.

Ken's trying to get far away from us. He's like, I would not, and I wouldn't tell you where in Florida, you'd have to figure that out. We'd be out front in like a boat we'd pull up with one of our. cheap boats and park it on a shore. He uses his lottery money to finish his house and immediately sell it. I think like a place in either Cape Coral or the Keys would be like so fun to have a vacation place for. I can't argue with that. What do you think draws you to Florida can he? Because around here is cold as balls in the winter so it's kind of like nice to just get away. And your clientele leaves. Oh yeah yeah. The clientele goes uh goes south. So you guys to

follow the work southern base. Well how about you? What do you do? Probably just put some mods on my corvette you know something that just you can only do when you don't care about what mods would you put on something like that's all something that's already so perfect yeah like what can you put on that thing for mods i actually kind of got ripped uh when i posted a bunch of pictures of my car because the sun was behind and so it looked like i didn't have window tent and i don't have much window tint which is stereotypical corvette owner of me but everyone was like bro come on get some tent so maybe i'd put darker window tint on my car. I'd have enough money to pay for the tickets. I'd have enough money to pay for window tint tickets and not even care. Have enough money to wear a new pair of new balances

every day in that thing. There you go. That's a crazy thought. Like you'd have so much money that you could actually drive as fast as you want to an extent. Obviously they yanked your license. But I'm saying like you'd you'd have enough money to pay for the best lawyers. So a simple, oh yeah, I was going 110 and a 70. Like you could get out of that. No problem. I'm going to have to disagree. agree with you, Mike. I was living the lifestyle of I'll just pay the tickets. And now if I get one more speeding ticket before February, I believe I lose my license. You don't have lottery money to pay for really good lawyers is what I'm getting. Get out of it. I just don't know if you can. I don't know. You did the crime, man. I guess that's,

I don't know. I'm not versed in that, but like I've seen like really, really, really, really rich people murder other people and then they just have enough money to get out of it. I think there's more, there's more like gray area. It's one thing when you're doing 60 and a 55 and you get caught and they You don't need lawyers to get out of that You don't even need lawyers to get on that. It's another thing when you're going Almost double the speed limit. You're you can only fight that so much. They got cameras. They got their Radar gone. You can say oh, like was your radar gun calibrated? But it's like even in the

Variation, it's still going to be like you were clearly going well over the speed limit. So I've been shopping us to get new insurance because actually our old insurance company dropped us and so with that we got new car insurance and i've been you know we've been shopping around trying to get a better rate and uh how i sent all the information to the guy didn't include like our names and addresses because they only need the driver's license number and he was like it's safer if you're not sending you know every single person's like full address and then you know different numbers about them right because then you could get hacked and uh he goes there's somebody's driver's license here holy shit i don't know if i've ever seen that many tickets had to been mics

and i go oh yeah probably mics or dalton's it go no it's like a speeding ticket every six months for the last six years that's me and i was like cj i actually don't have that many tickets for how many times have been pulled over yeah you just get warnings like well you you don't get pulled over for speeding i get all kinds yeah yeah exactly and a lot of times speeding you get a ticket i mean obviously i have been doing pretty good job and not speeding lately because I sell my license, but I don't know, like, once those wipe off, I'm probably going to put the pedal to the floor a little harder.

It's going to be five years before those, like, fall off completely. Yeah, but you have to have them within a year. So, like, you can only have three in a year. So you got to get it down to two in a year then. Yeah, in February, then one drops off. Then I'm chilling. But I got, the problem was, is I got one in February, and then I got one in, like, literally three weeks later.

I was like, fucking A. I burned two of them. How am I going to do this? But I've done it. it. So pretty impressive. I mean, it helps not having a fast, fast car. But, I mean, still, the Raptor R is pretty quick and the G-Wagon, too. But I mean, in a Hurricon or like a Corvette, like, it's just easy. I think that's just how it is. Yeah. It's just harder not. Why not even, don't even drive the thing. You're not even going to drive it fast. Obviously, the less you put

your foot down, the less you'll probably get caught for speeding. But like, it's really just time and place, like bad time, bad place. Because it's like, dude, like, like, I just rip, like, on my way from Fargo, I rip. Yeah. And it's like, you could literally do that for a year straight and just be chilling because of the time, like, you go at a different time. You need to know where they'll park too. Like, if you're driving, I'm not condoning speeding.

But if you're driving down the interstate and there's just guardrails on both sides, they're not going to be there. Like, oftentimes they have to be on the other side and then they, like, to catch you. Like, they're not. You're coming over a hill, assume they're going to be there. Yeah, yeah, stuff like that for sure. Or if, but if it's like a road you travel, you can, you kind of get to know, like, this is where they'll sit. Yeah.

So, like, this is a safe spot where they'll sit because it's covered by this. They're always parked on like the one on ramp just out of town. There's one median behind a bridge. They always park at it. But realistically, why are you listening to me? Explain where the cops sit. Yeah, it sounds like you're not doing too good at it. So, so don't even listen to me.

The insurance guy originally was like, yeah, C.J. might not be able to drive any of the company vehicles. I don't give a fuck. We might not be able to insure him. I mean, any of the fun vehicles are, you don't have insurance on anyway, so it doesn't even matter. I just wouldn't be driving the company truck or the sprinter van. It's pretty good, actually. It sounds like you have pretty good.

I'm fine. I'll ride in the back. Yeah. That's true. You really wouldn't be out too much. A minor inconvenience here and there. Dude, it's going to happen. I'm just going to say it now.

One of us will lose our license. I don't like putting that out of the world, dude. I think I'm two speeding tickets away. But again, wrong place, wrong time. That could happen in a matter of weeks. Mike, how many times have you been pulled over in your life? We're at 75 now. What?

75. A lot. It's a lot of times being pulled over. I kind of stopped paying attention because I know like five years ago you're at like 20 something, which seemed like a lot. He really ramped it up. Dude, I get pulled over all the time. But you are putting on a lot of miles.

You're driving to Fargo and back. Yeah, there is that. I don't know what it is, man. Like, because think it's your cars. Yes, I agree with that. But it is still funny that like I'm in a different. different car every time so it's not like they're like getting to know my vehicle but all of your vehicles are highly illegal yeah highly modified yeah i wouldn't say that's highly illegal part but

yeah they're not highly they're just standout yellow sube giant black ram yeah red viper yeah if i need to go inconspicuous i'm hopping in the beamer yeah it's probably your most inconspicuous car drive that thing much anymore do you no i there's holes in the trunk right now yeah what's what's the plan with that so you're You're going to put a wing on it. Yeah, I just having a time. I got to put the trunk back together. Legitimately, like, so low on my list that it's just sad. It's what?

You're going to do, like, a duck bill spoiler and that didn't fit? Yeah, dude, I'm just like, I don't know if I ever said that. Probably because it's not important, but I was like, I want to put a duck bill trunk on it. I don't want this shitty eBay wing on it anymore. And then I bought a trunk that's for a coop, not a convertible. Had it painted, it's full carbon fiber truck. I was like, yeah, I'm going to get moving on this. I want to get this back on the road.

got it painted and I'm like let's go I like go to size it up which I should have done before I painted it and then I'm like this isn't even close close no so then now I just have like a carbon trunk painted white that for a BMW what series six series six series somebody out there at W6 series painted white painted white I'm sure you could strip the paint back to carbon reclared I don't know yeah but the guy who you bought your beamer from during money Mike's junk tank he reached out to me and was like dude I want to buy that back Oh, perfect. He should say his friend, his friend reached out to me and was like, I want to buy it back.

I'm like, perfect. You can buy it back. I haven't heard from him in a minute, but. He's probably just fucking with you. He was like, let's see if he. He actually thought we wanted to buy it back. You haven't driven that thing once, I don't think. I don't think it works.

It's not true, but I haven't driven it in a long time. He drove it down the gravel road and then something happened. It broke. Yeah, yeah, I drove it. Yeah, like I drove it. I'm like, this is not like, how did he drive this here? Then I remember that he trailered it. And then I drove it to TJ's once.

And that's when I was like, dude, this thing is not safe. I remember last winter, we had to move it to like a plow snow. And then it just, it hasn't moved since then. Oh, yeah, on the coldest day of the year. Yeah. With that Russian guy that, yeah, that's right. When he was delivering the dozer and then the dozer like literally took 24 hours to warm up. Oh, yeah.

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Exclusions may apply. I'm enjoying the heck out of summary, as everyone does and is. But, dude, I'm like, can't believe it's already August. I'm ready for football season, dude. I'm ready to get back on my draft kings grind. Same. Start placing some bets. I've had a pretty profitable, I don't know, the last seven days, my gambling.

Really? Pulled 1,400 on pull tabs. Just hit on a couple draft king's bets for UFC. We all split a $500 win last weekend. Oh, yeah. And then two nights ago, we went out to eat on your pontoon and pulled 500. Yeah, last night Alondra won another 100. That's what I'm talking about.

We spin up. Yeah, the pull tabs have been very, very profitable this summer. Same for Ev. Ev is nice to see. There's no way. Well, to be honest with you, totally agree. No matter how much that dude wins, I agree that he's not profitable. But, like, yeah, every time I watched him play pull tabs in the last month or gotten a snap from him, like, it's big wins.

So, I don't know. How much did he put in, though? It also sounds like he's putting in a disgusting amount of money into it to win that. Well, yeah, he, like, sent a snap. Like, he's got like a $2,000 hand payout or whatever for his slot machine, wherever he was this weekend. But each click of the button was at 1850. Holy shit. So that's a lot, right?

That's a low win for that wage. Oh my God, dude. Evan's fucking betting $20. And someone to have a button. Five clicks and you're down 100. Another five, another hundred. When I go to Vegas, I'll bet like five bucks, maybe 10 at most. And I'll get like a $5,000 hand pay there.

What's the most you can bet? And he's just at some. That's probably close to max for Minnesota. It's got to be. But yeah, I was like, if you go into the, you know, when there's like the 10 cent denominations, that's one will always get me. if you're in the wrong denomination or whatever, one cent, two cent, five cent, ten cent,

you can like be accidentally betting ten bucks very easily. We're playing in a golf tournament tomorrow, me, Evan, his dad, Grandpa Ron, and Dalton. Really? Yeah, Grandpa Ron and myself, we're kind of just more there for, like, moral support. But Dalton, Evan's dad, and Evan, they're pretty good at golf.

Like, they're going to be hitting it. I think we could win. So basically last year, they won the tournament. It was Ben, Grandpa, Evan, and Evan's dad. Really? Now Ben's in Croatia. So I got to fill in for Ben, and they said there was one more spot. So I was like, Holden's pretty damn good at golf.

Let's get him in. So now there's a team of five. Well, it's nice, too, because that just adds one more person hitting. Was it like a scramble? So you play the best, or everybody hits a different shop? Yeah, it's like some kind of business. Like, it's just like a charity event, but apparently can you win? Yeah, yeah, you win.

What can you, if you win, what do you win? I don't know what you win. in if we win anything. If you win money or like a gift card somewhere. But pretty exciting. Evan's going to be showing up here soon. Yeah, he might jump in at the end of this.

It's his mom's first time. She's never been to the shop. I know. She's been wanting to come for years. Evan's worked here for what, like five years? So weird to think about it actually. Yeah.

She wanted to come for four years and he won't let her. Well, she's finally doing it. She's making it happen. I'm happy for her. I just dropped some packages that he received in his room and it's not looking clean. Yeah,

I'm sure she's not. He's not expecting his room to be clean, though. She raised him. She knows, dude. Yeah, you think she probably just knows better to not even go in. Maybe we'll, maybe we'll pull them on when they get here. Yeah. I think I want to.

Divert them away from the room. I'm also doing a golf tournament this afternoon. Really? Holy fuck. I know absolutely. I know for sure you're. I was told on Sunday, hey, you're in for a golf tournament. That's so funny.

I was like, okay, cool. I know nothing about it. Wait, who's your teammates? It's. And it's this afternoon? Yeah. That's awesome, dude. It's.

Oh, Gavin's in it. Gavin Ealing? Yeah. He's Gavin Ealing golf this year? Yeah, you go. So are you guys trying to win this tournament? I think he's going to carry the team and then, oh, he's in it too. So you've got some good golfers on your team, but you also have you and Gavin.

Me. And I've never seen Gavin golf. And you've gotten a lot better. To give you a lot credit, you've gotten a lot better. Penn's gotten better. I think my worst game at golf was last week. Look at this swing. My swing is God awful.

Well, I'm not saying. And he's good, but I'm just saying you've gotten better because there was a time when you couldn't hit the ball. And now, now I can go out with you and we're not. This is a new story, Ryan. I had to screen record it. I love when Ryan goes, when Ken, you top the ball and then you start walking towards your ball before it's even landed. That's actually why I posted that is because I thought it was so funny using it. You're like, fuck, I'm going to go pick it up and try again.

But you have, you have gotten better. Thank you. Now, yeah, I'd say you still like have those balls that are just like, what the? You're just frustrated. But then every once in a while, it's just like, boof, right down the fairway. I get one decent hit per round of golf. It's what it's all about. No, you get like one decent hit per hole.

That's what I shoot for is one good hit per hole. Something I can be happy about. Dude, it's pretty sad around here for not speaking for you since you've been put in some time. But if I'm playing nine or 18 and I par once, I'm stoked. If I, if I par twice in 18 holes, I'm stoked. I played with Dalton one day. And he said, dude, honestly, like, that was a good round. I'm proud of you.

And I was like, oh, thank you. I didn't, I didn't think I played the way. He goes, no, dude, if I had shot that bad in the first three holes, I would have just walked off the court. I was like, damn, bro. Okay. It was like, what a backhanded compliment. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that was, like, I'm really proud of you.

And it was just me having the mental toughness to keep playing through, even though I didn't even know I could do any better. I was given Dalton the hard time because, so what's the general consensus? Like, you get one breakfast ball? He takes quite a few. So at least that's what I was saying. He's like dropping another ball, aka what I thought, a breakfast ball,

on like legit five of the nine holes we played. And I'm like, dude, Dalton, ripping all these breakfast balls. No wonder you're playing so good. And then he said he was taking a stroke on all of them except for his one breakfast ball. Oh. Which I wasn't paying attention to his scorecard.

But I'm like, oh, that's fine, I guess. Because, think, when I do such a bad drive, I'm basically guaranteed, not to par the hole. But, like, if I took a stroke and then hit a good drive, I think I'd be better off, too, but it just seems like... I'll just call that ball a loss and hit another one. Yeah, Ken goes through, like, a full...

But then what do you do? I mean, what do you do? You count a stroke? I mean, I'm not actually keeping... Oh, keeping track. It's keeping track of how many water hazards and transfusions we have, right? Yeah. That's what I go there for.

Yeah. Well, that'll be fun. A golf tournament. Dude, that TikTok you said, Ryan, yesterday? Which one? You might just have to play it because it's so... out of left field. There's like two chicks talking about like...

Oh, yeah. What the fuck? Talking about special underground drink you can get from a cart girl. Is it like a specific cart girl at a... I've never heard of that around here. No, same. My dad's favorite golf cart, the cart girls give... Like, there's an off-menu thing you can order called the ground and pound.

And they, like, lay these 55-year-old guys down on the ground or 60-year-old guys, and they fucking titty punch them, like, back and forth. Oh, my God. Well, it's... I know, I'm in my way, look. Where? Detroit Lakes, Minnesota. Oh, my God.

That sounds really... It's like a three and a half hour. That's where I picked up my dad. Yeah, that's my hometown. No way. Fun, that sounds so fun. Yeah, that's what I want to go golfing with my dad for the first time ever. Can we come?

That's great. I go get some ground impound. Dude, I want to see this. So, yeah, basically this guy saying that there's an underground drink at one of the courses in DL, we'll call the ground and pound where the cart girl gets on you and then starts like punch, like, whaling on your chest every single person is i recognize some of these people too they're like what course is this like local guys are like where the hell is this i'd love to see this happen

like is it so underground like even the locals don't know about hunting their tits what if you don't have man tits i think i think just chess probably yeah i mean i can still punch you fuck but yeah it's so specific when you hear a tic talk about your hometown when it's anything especially something weird that you were like well especially like our town. Like I feel like if you lived in a big town like Minneapolis or Miami or something like that or you know, I'm trying to think of like a big Omaha, you're like, okay, well, it's a big town. You know, lots of people are here. But you start naming off something that happens in a town with 6,000 people. You're like, what the hell? Actually, that reminds me. I saw a TikTok about

the Fargo Jet Center. And apparently it's like this guy who tracks private jets as they like fly around and it's about Elon Musk flying from Iceland wow it gives you all the stats on that Elon Musk was in yeah so it shows like he flew to North Dakota to get fuel and then here's Rihanna from France to Fargo North Dakota and then they just fuel up and keep going I guess yeah I think they do that because it's easy to go through customs in Fargo and it's like a good midway point yeah it is a good midway point I love it like she paid 29,867 dollars in fuel for this nine hour and 18 minute flight very specific bag damn so there's just celebrities going through there all the time so i was thinking about that was like if you were really

watching the skies in fargo i've like my cousin works at the jet center i don't know he's never said anything about riana if you really watch it probably honestly there is like a good amount of uh like pj's flying in and out of there that's pretty crazy it's crazy you think that freaking elan and riana hit elon's the craziest to me but there's a imagine him coming in fargo i'm sitting there in my dorm at nds you watching the planes? There's a, I think it's an Elon jet tracker and he uses that thing like every day multiple times a day. It's got places to be. That thing's going all over the place. I mean, if you're that rich, time is your only constraint. I just got a text from a avid local golfer and she says that that TikTok is fake news. Fake news. That's what I thought. It seemed like fake

news. I agree. I bet that guy was just trolling. Yeah. Maybe it was from a time before. You know, maybe there's just one cart girl back in the day that specialized in the ground and pound. Exactly. You should ask for today's, CJ. I'll see. I'm sure Evan would do it. Yeah, tell them to get it. Have Evan's dad get it.

Try the ground and pound. She gets on them. It starts beating them up. I was scrolling through Instagram, and I noticed that 50 cents whole Instagram is AI. You guys knows that? Yeah, I've seen that. Because he's just like kind of just roasting people with his AI videos

and also like laughs at people who think that they're laughing at him. I don't know. He like kind of shit. posts them, but, like, I don't know, he just, like, posts random things. Like, this is pretty clearly AI. Yeah, a lot of likes. Yeah, I didn't know 50 cents. Yeah, his 50 cents, like, Instagram's a whole thing.

Is it? Yeah. What's the deal with it? Like, I just saw it one day. I think he did. He's just, like, being woke, saying F you to basically anyone who. Is he woke? Sorry, not woke, uh, based.

Base. I was opposite on that. I was opposite on that. What's based? Based. Put me in on that. The opposite of woke, I don't know, I have chat GPT it. Like, base is like the non-political way of saying you're not brainwashed.

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I'd say I'm pretty based. Yeah, I'd say this. What? See, boys in general are based. I love all the people when you said in the video, six, seven.

Yeah, I don't get that. What's up with that? I've been getting kids or been DMing you. I don't know if they're kids, but saying, C.J. said it, six, seven. What is that? I don't get it. Mike, you know. No, I actually, I actually don't, but I don't let it stress me out, C.J.

It's not stress me out. I'm just genuinely curious, but also not curious enough to look it up. Yeah, exactly. It's just like a new, from an outside standpoint. It's just a thing. Let me look on chat. It's like from a song, I think, or maybe the song came from it later, but. I think we got to get Dalton in here and try. Yeah, Dalton knows what it is. He knows how to explain all these little because he's like said it to me. He's like six, seven. I think it's just like a thing. You know, six, seven. And then I just think way back to like, Bunch Bob. Yeah.

You know what's funnier than 24, 25. If I said that to someone who didn't know what SpongeBob was, they'd be like, that's not funny. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It was a TikTok trend. There was a song by Scrilla, which says do-dute 6-7, which is referring to 67th Street in Chicago, which is a gang area.

And then they started doing TikTok trends to Lamello Ball, who is 6-7. And so when the announcers say 6-7, then the beat goes off. Got it. And then it's him. Okay, he showed me that But I had no idea what he was talking about Yeah, I guess that kind of Because most of them that I've seen

Has been around Lamello Ball 6, 7 Also, we got an official definition on base It's an internet slang slash modern term Base is being unapologetically yourself Not caring what other think And standing firm in your beliefs Often used as the opposite of cringe

You're pretty based siege I feel like weird using that term I'm pretty based Yeah We just use, like, normal words. That's a pretty normal word. It just might have a new definition that you aren't familiar with. It's like a traditional, like just normal stuff, not these words that are going to change.

What word would you use, Ken? Just, you're grounded. I like that. I like that. You're grounded. But Ken flips it. I like it. Oh, he's such a good guy.

He's so grounded. Yeah, I mean, grounded is it? That's the correct term, Ken. So, CJ, you're getting a Harley or what? I'm still trying to find one. dude it's just nothing dude like talking pretty big i don't think his fennie's like posted it but anyway spani got a dinah and it show he had it delivered from some subscribers last friday or two fridays ago like right after we got back from sturgis and then like we're like yeah this thing's sick yeah we're like

kind of standing around looking at it and you hear cj in the background you still have that road glide available yeah like legitimately on the phone with dealerships it's just funny dude everyone wants way more than what it's worth it's one of those things things like they put the nice shocks on and then, uh, you know, the Baja designs lights and stuff like that. And then they're like, now the bikes worth three grand more, but it's, but it's, it's why you haven't sold it in six months. Yeah. Like if it's sitting there, if it's sitting on Facebook marketplace for six months, you probably have your price too high or no one actually likes it. Like I get in a world where there's like supply and demand. So it's like, if you're

looking for like a bike with a bunch of extra amenities, like you might pay a little more for it. But you just can't walk into it, expecting to get more money. just because you tricked it out. Yeah, I just, I don't know if I've ever overpaid for anything. I don't know if I ever have. If you've ever overpaid for anything. I just don't do that. Like, I just won't buy it if that's the case.

Like, I don't know. I'm just looking at, like, any of my cars. You do spend the time to do the research and make sure you're wrong. Yeah, it just makes selling it so much easier too then because you're just like, well, I got into it at the right price, if not a great price. And then you can either sell it at what you bought it for or. a little less. That's true. You do like the work on the front front end of when you're buying it to make your back end sale really easy. The white chocolate macadamia cream cold brew from Starbucks is made

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hardly because like now I'm like the itch is going away. I'm like well now it's damn near that's why yeah I brought it up now thinking exactly that as soon as I asked it I'm like well as soon as fall comes it's like dude there's not really any point until next year. If one popped up for a good price I'd do it but I feel like you got until at least you're through October to I agree, but isn't it unfortunate that we think that way? And I know a lot of people who experience winter, like all across the Midwest, all in Canada. Like when you experience the cold temperature change, you just like chalk a lot of those. Like, ah, it's just about winter when realistically it's not.

It's probably not a good idea to buy a real-wheel drive sports car in November because you're coming in winter. But you kind of chalk it up as like, well, it's like almost fall. But you might be able to get the best deal trying to buy one. That's what I was going to say. See, you're waiting. You're going into the best seat. That's true. Because people are going to be parking these things for the winter.

They might be like, I don't want to have this sitting on my books for the winter. I'll get rid of this. And we're two for two for two. I'm going to Sturgis for one, two years in a row. Who knows? We might end up being back three years in a row. For sure, going back. You need a hog to crank.

One thing I want to do is I want to trade the G-Wagon on a Lamborghini hurricane and then just drive it in the winter. Like an all-wheel drive one. Because like straight up, you just don't have enough time to, like, really drive those cars. so if you just got like a little bit older one that's already pretty depreciated throw some blizzax on it'd be kind of sick completely agree really and you obviously you still have the raptor to fall back on so it's like because you need it you know there's those days there's the day it wouldn't work i wanted to get an e-ray vet and drive that they're all wheel drive that would be sick ryan i don't know how you do it without a pickup i was just thinking about this

the other day i had to run to the store and get some like piping for the guys that are working on the front lawn and I almost hopped in Alex's car because I didn't realize how big it was going to be and then I ended up taking the truck because I couldn't find her keys and so I get there I'm like wow I'm glad I took the truck because I don't know how I would have hauled this and then when I was driving home I was like man what did I do before I owned a pickup and I was like I'd have to run and get the company truck and it would be a pain in the butt uh you'd be surprised you can fit quite a bit of stuff in the back of the Hummer I fit like oh yeah through the back window comes down true honestly I it is like you you have to

plan like i just don't make trips i hold a shit load of mulch in that thing actually come to think of it which would have been way easier with a pickup but like it's kind of make it work hold the seats down it's got plenty of but i do agree life is better with a pickup it's like having a skid steer like you can get by without having a skid steer in your life but once you have it it's way better yeah dude i just remember as soon as i got my own pickup my very first pickup which was my black rafter i just like man this is the best yeah i just loved that truck i mean i'd still be driving it today if I wouldn't have had the opportunity to get my Raptor R at MSRP. You're such a pickup, man.

Yeah. Well, I think about, like, people in any foreign country that, like, doesn't really have trucks. You know, like, the key trucks, like, their version of the truck. And then they have, are the key or K? K, I don't know. But a truck here is an amenity, but it's very obtainable. You know, you could get an old Chevy or whatever. But think of living somewhere where you're just, like, having a truck is, like, not a thing.

Well, they're just smaller trucks, but they have the same bed size. Like, a K truck has a similar bedside. size, which I don't, doesn't seem possible, but they say like cubic or payload capacity is similar to a full size pickup. I believe the payload. We've seen what those things can do, man. We've seen what those things can do. I guess you do have a point though. Like if you're driving a key truck, like you can still take your garbage, your mulch, you could put your bikes in the back. Did you see that the US government put a warning out on the K trucks? I did. Yeah. Really. They've become, they've become more and more popular and people are buying them, but they put

warning like these are super dangerous and they don't suggest driving them on a road that's over like 50 mile an hour just because of you getting a crash obviously you're doing that thing the little nothing to them i mean those things are so sketchy driving at that speed like they don't feel comfortable driving that speed at least yeah yeah i guess that's maybe the upside they literally barely go 65 so Ryan what's the deal with uh your hummer that thing's lost a lot of value Yeah, when you were talking about Before we switch on that A key truck has the same length

bed as a full size pickup like a short bed Like your Raptor But it is only four feet wide And it's 12 inches deep versus bigger But anyway I'm going somewhere funny with this But yeah, just tell me Yeah, about my Hummer

Yeah What did you get into it for? I have a funny story about it I bought my Hummer at MSRP for 102 And now it's probably worth Well, I have an accident on it It's probably worth 65.

Oh, that's not that bad. It's pretty bad. I thought it was worth like, $4. It could be worse. It could have bought a month. Basically, I compare any situation to Ken's here, but Ken's lost money.

I lost a whole load of money on my model. Basically, if there's anything to learn, electric vehicles do not hold their value. No. My model Y, it did hold the value. I actually made money on that car. You had a, yeah, it was a good time.

It was a couple thousand bucks, but I did make money on that one. The Model X completely wiped that out. So, yeah, no, I would say, I tell people, people ask, do you like your Hummer? And I'm like, yes. And then they say, should I get one? And I say, absolutely fucking not. Because it's just. Well, you're already in it.

I'm stuck in it. You got to run it. Yeah, Randy was telling me your dad, he was like, yeah, I was telling Ryan, like, if you're even going to sell that thing, you might as well just put it up on the pole with the other one because you're losing so much money. He was. Yeah, it's what he said to me. And I was just like.

holy fuck that thing's dropped that much and then i wonder what he thinks it's worth he probably thinks the word like fucking 25 yeah something real bad but so then that that's where where i was going is you're remodeling your house right yeah and as we saw how ken remodeled his house what if we took your hummer down or the hummer that's actually worth something the one that's appreciating yeah the one with the pontoons on the side yep and you either use that to take your house down or or, like, dropped it on it or something like that. I think that'd be legendary. Like, if you're going to tear it down or tear part of the house down?

I feel like we should just get a wrecking ball. Wrecking ball's not as fun. No, like a Hummer that's not the Hummer Pontoon. And then we use that as a wrecking. Oh, I swing my Hummer around from a crane. That'd be sick. I don't know if I could drive it into my house. I don't think I could get, like, because I have the foundation.

Yeah, you come to a dead stop like Ken. It is a Hummer. It is a Hummer. Your breakover angle is pretty darn good on those things. Can you imagine the neighbors watching that? We have a crane. with a Hummer using it as a wrecking ball Swing it around.

Holy shit. Yeah, I'd be down. I think we should at least film some kind of segment of tearing down your house. The only problem is you're keeping part of it. I'm keeping the back half of the house. That's what makes it a little tricky

because Ken's it was like nothing was off limits. The whole structure of mine was... You imagine we like do that and the Hummer starts on fire in the house and burns the whole thing down just cooked. And he was like, well, it looks right. We're doing the whole house. Then insurance gets to pay for part of it.

I don't think insurance covers you driving your own vehicle in your house intentionally and then it's starting on fire. We already can't get insurance. We do that. Yeah, let alone having a claim. That's what I was telling our insurance guy was like, listen, literally a tornado has to come for us to have a claim. Yeah. No, I'd be down. I think if we're going to take it down, we have to do something in it. Like, I think we have to do like a rage room inside or something. We got to do something. That'd be a good business idea for us. If we had rage rooms, since like we like breaking stuff and then it's like, you can come and experience what it's like to break a bunch of shit.

Yes, you get the VIP experience. You get to like burn a motor down on a motorcycle or something. We have like the crazy. Yeah, it's like a Harley in there with a brand new back tire. Yeah. I thought that was the most fun part of tearing my place down was going in with baseball bats. Yeah. I can't decide what was my favorite part of Ken's house getting torn down.

Us going in initially and like seeing everything and being in shock or literally playing baseball with all the dishes in there and just breaking everything but it was strange because it was like your house was it was like someone just got up and left yeah it wasn't really your house like like mine's gonna feel like my house dude it was set up like a house so like there was tvs there was couches there was uh you're right dishes so like there was like basically just going into a house granted a super outdated one because like they left in like 2008 and then never came back it was like a time capsule it was very strange but uh just like going into someone's house and just breaking everything.

That was pretty fun. I thought that was way more fun than driving the car through it. Driving the car through the garage was fun and then hitting the house. It's kind of just like, I don't know. Just from an outside standpoint, the Chevy finally broke the backside of the garage. It was just like cherry. Yeah, that was, I don't know.

That was equal. I kind of think it was a tie, dude. Evan launching that thing in reverse, just ghost riding it. And then we almost sent it into the neighbor's house. That would have been bad. Did the neighborhood ever talk to you about that? You live in a pretty vocal neighborhood. The ones I talked to, they actually loved it because they wanted to see that house torn down.

They were like, I got to buy product. I heard from the contractors that some other people that talked to them were not the most thrilled about the way it got done, but they love that the house went away. I mean, shit, you were there in freaking November. They were long gone. It was Tuesday. It was a two o'clock on a Tuesday and we were over there. If we like went over there on like 4th of July weekend and started ramming into Ken's house That'd be more entertaining than the fireworks. I'd be happy.

That's true. I'd come down. A lot of people would like it. Some people wouldn't. You know, it's just tough to please everyone. Pay for admission. Give them a rage room on the 4th of July. That'd actually been lit pretty high liability. Come light fireworks off inside my house. Oh my gosh. It would be pretty good to get my hammer off the pole. I like the Hummer on the pole. I think it's legendary. But like my point is, if we're going to take it down, it's got to come down for a really good reason. And then we're going to need to put something else up there. And I think the Jeepergini would be a good fit.

Just because it's damn near toasted. I mean, the other fake Lamborghini is still nice in some degree. And I like the way it looks in the farm. But I think we put the Jeepergini up there. It's just like another thing. Like, people drive lifted Lamborghini? Like, what is that, you know? That thing after Rednecks with paychecks, I think got the most toasted out of any of the vehicles.

I don't think we've washed it since. after redneck's I don't think we have either. That thing's probably fully locked up. Like that mud turned to concrete when it dried. That shit was insane. We could put up another pole and put the whole F3 trillion limo up there. Oh, that'd be so good.

It's too good to put it on a pole at this point. But it would be pretty crazy. It would be too, like it's spanning a whole big thing. It's like way too dangerous to probably do and not enough of a payoff to risk. But just throwing a rope ladder on the Hummer, content and just crawling up there and sitting in it but like it just i mean i think we'd have to

we'd actually have to tackle that thing too yeah yeah i mean is it's probably fine is the thing but also we'd get up there and then who knows it's maybe just a hundred pounds from yeah them breaking you know like you don't know what it's at but granted it does hold snow and not not break i'd just love for that thing to fall one day i just think that'd be hilarious but i really thought it would have in like the first week of it being up there. I thought we're going to get one good storm and that sucker was going to blow down.

But it never did. I was expecting the springtime when all the snow melted and kind of softened the ground up. Oh, you're thinking the whole pole falling. The whole pole is going to look. What up?

We got Roly boy in the house. Oh, yeah. It isn't on yet. It's going to be. Hold up. Clap it up. Clap it up. Clap it up.

Blotie boy. There we go. Oh, look at them throwing it up. Look at them throwing it up. Oh, my gosh. Keep that tongue in your mouth. Was it a long time coming? You're 19.

Yeah, you're fucking 19 with a rock. Yeah, man, I've waited my whole life for this. You guys know I always wear that cheap watch and that cheap watch broke when we were doing the backflips with the pit bikes. I was jumping off Micah's mule and it caught and the band actually bent. But I've been saving up for a few years. Good for you, buddy. It is sick.

Yeah, black dial, black bezel. Where the hell did you get it? I got it in Fargo. Nice. You get new or secondhand? I believe it's pre, but it's pretty much brand new. Yeah, it looks good. Papers.

and everything with it. Yep. Oh, nice. Good job. I was worried that you maybe got it like online and you got to get the papers with it. Damn, dude. Congrats. I did not know you were in the market for a Rolex.

Well, I told you that a couple months ago. That's sick, dude. I'm happy for you. That's cool. Thank you very much. Holy boy. Now you're just throwing that bitch up. Yeah, dolls walking around like this all the time.

Hey, bud. Oh, what time is it? Did you ask? I don't know how to read this clock. I really don't care yourself with my left hand, but I went to the grocery store yesterday and I got the grocery bag with my left hand. Oh man That's cool

Ken you gotta get a roly You know I'm putting my money Into other things right now He's got an Apple watch I actually almost bought an Apple watch Like I want to track my steps And I'm also trying to not look at my phone so much So you got me looking at his little fucking watch

I don't know I just I think I checked my phone a lot To see if like the group chat's been going off Or something's happening and I'm missing it And then it just created this like anxiety And that I'm like always looking at my phone Like I'm like literally walking from here to there I look at my phone

Yeah. Like keeping track of my steps is why I bought the Apple Watch. When we started the fitness thing, it was like, okay. Oh, really? I thought you had one long before that. No, but I've, four generations. I haven't worn it for like a few years.

And I was like, okay, I got it. I'm going to get a new one. I'm going to try and, like, keep track of what I'm doing all day. That's the whole reason why I bought it. I guess I can't say much. I weren't a whoop and, but. Boop, dude, I kind of converted over before I was like Apple Watch all the time because I like getting the notifications on my wrist, whatever, so I wouldn't

check my phone. But then I discovered once I got a few other watches, that I just genuinely use my watch to tell the time. But then I also was like, this is such a funny thing to Google. I just Googled this like two days ago. Why are watches so expensive? And the general consensus came down to because of the price. What?

That doesn't seem very explanatory. But like it is. At the end of the day, it's like watches jewelry. They were like, yes, it takes lots of precision machining, engineering, high quality materials but like but that is only going to get you to they're saying like a Rolex cost like a thousand to like 2000 to make for a basic one really they got that much of a markup on there exactly at the end of the day it's a huge markup people are willing to pay so then why would you not sell them for that much yes they they last for a long time i think that's a big part of it

but like at the end of the day if you want to just like tell the time then just like get a casio or something the exclusivity right um how it's built and like Rolex are handmade right and the exclusivity is a big one i just thought it was funny that i had to google it when i really it's just jewelry can i ask you don't expensive luxury good that's yeah it is it is i got i have three Rolexes i guess i only have two now because i gave one of them to mac well i didn't give it we legendary you guys you guys paid me back for it but uh wondered if you got paid back for yeah i still kind of took a loss because i think appreciative but i just sold it for what it was i just thought it was yeah it was really

nice of you because I was just like yo like you know giving Mac a Rolex and then like two hours we had this minty ass Rolex and I was like how did we get this so fast yeah I sacrificed mine but where I was going is I had three some of them are great investments some of them are at the least store values like Dalton's not going to lose money on his watch like the one that you guys just going to kind of stay at exactly what you bought it for but what'd you pay for that thing Dalton can I ask you or no 10-2 102 that's what I figured about 10 grand for that watch yeah a daily. I got, I had, this is the new daily.

This is a new daily. I don't wear this until, uh, I can't anymore until it does. No, I was saying a vehicle. Where until you grow? Oh, a car, bro. That's still coming. This, this cash I've been saving up. Okay, that's separate, separate saves.

Interrupted nothing to do with. The thing is, you can't just go into the Rolex store and buy a new Rolex most of them. Yeah, exactly. They'll maybe only have one that you could buy and it's just one in the whole place just because someone backed out on it. Yeah. But, like, you have to order it. and then wait, it can sometimes be years before it comes,

depending which one you get. So if you want to get it now, they're immediately worth more. What they actually have? What's up, buddy? Hi. Hey, guys. The whole fam. You guys ready for our golf tournament tomorrow or what?

We are. Hell yeah. I heard you're the stick, John. We're to defending champs this year? I don't know about that. You guys called me last year. all larried up like we won we won we took first i was like oh really and you're like yeah we took first i thought we did good the last tournament too and then i heard we got last so i don't know last that's true

first to last that's true well we're gonna get some practice dalton's playing with us too did you know that so we got five that should help our odds but we went in practice over there was it yesterday two days ago so where's the tournament at just down the road not too far so nice patty welcome this is your first time here it is i'm happy to be here good we're happy to be here good we're happy to Happy to have you. Could we interview you for like five seconds with what about Ev? Have you and Ev on? Is that okay?

Yes. Ev, you want to hop on? I didn't tell you. What? Do I have time to use the rest of the room? You got time. She's out of here. This is going to be good.

What's up, Ev? You've been winning big. How long are you going to be here, Ev? Will you be here this weekend? Going golfing. Nice. Where? Back home.

Nice. So yeah, I golfed Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday. I'm going to golf today. gonna golf tomorrow golf Saturday Goff Sunday Oh shit bro Yeah a lot of golfing

Been on a run A lot of golfing well at least you'll have your swings in Yeah my back's starting to feel it today I should be alright How's golfing with slam Train rack but fun No he's getting it together pretty good honestly He's getting better

He'll just like make a 10 on one hole And then part of the next one Just honestly like the rest of us Yeah I was like that's how I golf It's insane how popular golf is getting Like obviously it's always been popular But, like, it seems like all my friends are doing it now. And you would ask me last year, I had, like, two.

Slim's kind of funny. He was always, like, going golfing, like, whatever, just, like, never did it. I could see him kind of thinking it was lame. And he'd go out, like, play nine holes once every five years and not hit it very good. And then was just, like, over it. But now that he's been out, he's been playing, like, every weekend this summer. Wow. And he's getting better.

Like, every time he goes out, just like the rest of it, you know, getting better, getting better. Now he's, like, hooked. Really? Baddy's kind of like Dalton buying all the accessories and just like just opened up a whole new event. All right. Well, we have Evan's mom. Thank you. Welcome.

This is your first time up here ever, isn't it? Well, yes, to this place, yes. And Evan's been here for four years. He always mentioned he was always like, yeah, my mom really wants to come up, but I think he doesn't want you to see his room. Well, I was just going to say, did he clean his room? I'm kind of afraid to see it. No, I chucked some packages in there. It's decent.

It's been worse. It's been worse. It's been worse. Okay. It's medium right now. Yeah. Probably smells fine, I'm assuming. I won't judge.

Well, I mean, it's probably been this way his whole life, I'd imagine, hasn't it? Are you kidding me? Well, oh, no, but I was really fussy growing up. And now I feel like this is part of your rebellion, but that's okay. He's rebelling at age 30. I'm not cleaning my room. No, you can't come over. yeah that's awesome well welcome we'll have to give you a tour yeah we're excited to show you around the full tour

and you guys are only here for a day though but like I said we were doing the golf tournament but yeah maybe hop in to have his Lamborghini go to his leverage or something hit the boat he did say I could drive it you haven't drove it no have you gotten a ride in it not that one I haven't oh the other yeah yeah yeah yeah I do want to drive the Lamborghini and I would like to drive something on the track yeah well I was just going to say that What you need to do before we go golfing is Evan needs to take you for a ride in the Drift Miata. Oh, yeah. That is the ride of your life.

The convertible, okay. It is actually, like, it'll be insanely scary, but also you're in great hands. Like, you could drive it with his eyes closed, I think. I do trust Evan. Yeah. We should actually have GAV throw some new tires on that thing or something. I think they're ready. It's ready to rip.

They're probably like half life. Enough to hit a couple laps. We were brand new for Uncle Rich, and we did a half, yeah, probably half life. burn yeah so like did you know evan was gonna end up like how do i describe you i mean a legend in terms of you can drive or rip any vehicle anything wheels in a motor is your specialty and you grew up on a golf course though like golf was kind of your your sport wasn't it i mean i definitely played it a lot growing up but i always wanted to do action sports but i was never really allowed to have motors yeah so i just skateboarding bmx yeah my dad wanted me

to be the golfer maybe that pushed me away a little bit too more I want my kids to be golfers too that'd be great but uh yeah so you weren't allowed to have like dirt bikes or anything until you were 19 or whatever yeah not really yeah I mean my grandpa had like how fast did you crash them so he's been crashing stuff since a young age so you're almost protecting him yes totally when he was younger totally yes was when we had so you guys had got me that snowmobile first snow I crashed it into a culvert. So they bring it to the shop. You can't control that.

Hold on. So you hopped on it and then broke it right away? I mean like 10 minutes. Oh. Oh, right away. Probably. He wasn't a professional like he is today.

No, I'm trying to think it might have actually made it one full winter, but it was the following winter. And there was like six inches of snow. Yeah. I got it for Christmas and we had snow that year. But maybe it was the next year, but there's six inches of snow. Shouldn't have been riding.

Buried in a culvert. They're pissed. We get it fixed. My dad drops it off And you guys had to go somewhere I don't know if you're going to dinner or whatever You said don't touch the snowmobile So the second you guys left the neighborhood

I hopped on the snowmobile And you know when you're going like really fast On an icy road I'm going like 50 Just start sliding sideways And then just torpedo the goddamn thing And like the culvert Just like bent up the front

A little bit This That was the end of it Well yeah pile Yeah hood busted and handlebar, yeah, really jacked it up. What age was this at? 15 probably.

Oh, wow. Okay, so this is the first I've heard. That's exactly what happened. But you told us you simply drove it up to the Country Club parking lot, which is literally 50 yards away and just rolled it on a snowbank in the parking lot. Yeah, no, I was going pretty fast. It was pretty scary. No helmet, no, no like snow gear, just like a sweatshirt and tennis shoes, you know?

Yeah, of course. Because I wasn't going to do it crazy. Just ride it for like 10 seconds real quick. Put it back. Quick, full throttle, pull down the ice. Literally what it was, just pull out, just hit it wide open and probably didn't let off until I was upside down. That is my nickname for him, is full throttle.

That's a good nickname for him. When did he get that nickname? When he was... I don't think he even knows that that's what I would refer to him. Did you know that, Evan? Not necessarily. I guess I've maybe heard you say it a few times, but... Yeah, that's what I would call you probably not to your face, but yeah, not in a bad way, but...

Compliment. When did you know or did you say it? Did you know that Evan would have such a knack for a camera? Like Evan is such an entertainer. Has he always been that way? Like when he was a kid and you were filming home videos, was he good on camera? Or was he like me and just kind of curled up?

No, he liked to perform. I mean, he didn't mind being on the camera. I thought we loved it. We always wanted to watch it back. Like right at, like, you were still like, no, go do some stuff. We're like, no, we want to watch it. Yes.

You and your sister both like, which a lot of kids do. They like to be videotaped and then watch it back. but yeah you like to perform you like to do whether it's magic show stunts anything that could be videotaped and then you were lucky that David was your friend who had the equipment and could video you and so like when he was young was there any signs of like this guy's got some daredevil in him like at a very young age like any precursors to tell him about when the neighbor had to come over about the ramp I built

Oh, yeah, you were little. And I was not watching. You were in the backyard playing. And the neighbor guy called me and he's like, Patty, do you see what Evans building in your driveway? And I go out and he had found a whole bunch of boards and probably ladders and things. And they were all stacked up to make this scary looking huge jump,

which I recall part of it being held up with like a vertical hockey stage. Something that was never going to work. It was so sketchy. Yeah. So then I came out and helped him dismantle that. And there was no injuries as far as I. know um but but when you took we took the training wheels off your bike you took off like a madman and never went down and was like you mean the first thing i did is i ran right into the tree you didn't

know how to steer back good maybe well no i thought without the training wheels that i had to go fat like the speed was what was going to keep me on two wheels so i just started pedaling and i just shot across the yard and just went right into the trees my buddy ken did that once man i would love to have known little evan that would have been hilarious he was going a hundred miles an hour most of the time never stopped who do you think he got his daredevil from john or you definitely me over john patty you don't strike me as the daredevil i hate to say before i had kids i was but i had a big old 59 ozmobile and i would drag race the boys on highway 61 nice i had a big old engine um yeah a little bit for a short time i was kind of well but otherwise

once i had kids i was i became very much uh more of a warrior right Peace, I never gave you much to worry about. Do you have any other funny stories of Evan getting in trouble at a young age or doing something funny like that? Oh, yeah. Oh, gosh. You used to sneak out at night, and I didn't realize that. He would come out, like his curfew would say at 11 o'clock. He'd come home at 11 and then pretend to go to bed, but sneak out the back door and go party and do whatever, which I didn't learn about that till later.

I even got to broke my foot one night, snuck back into the house. the broken foot and then pretend to fall on the stairs you get fall on the stairs they're just finding out about this john's like what maybe i never did tell them i know you knew evans dad's just finding this out now i rolled my ankle running from the cops and i broke my foot yeah we think it's just a fresh injury that happened going downstairs oh it was so brutal i had to wait for like six seven hours and my foot's just swollen I got to wait until morning and then maybe made it to like six or six,

a believable time and kind of clunk, clunk, clunk, stumble on the stairs. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. The hardest part would have been faking your falling down the stairs with an already broken floor. Well, no one was really watching. I just needed to make a little noise. Banged around. I don't know.

Did you already tell them about the Santa Claus? Big Santa Claus story. My mom has these window clean. that look like a Santa Claus or an elf or a reindeer and they're kind of like makes it look like they're peaking you put it in the corner of a window and I went to I was sneaking I remember it was winter and there's a big tall snowbank and I was walking I look over the snowbank and I see this face in the window she must have just put the window clings up so I like and I'm wearing like shorts because I'm just

snuck out and got picked up then I got dropped off so I'm like laying in the snowbank in shorts and every time I look up but I don't think they saw me because they'd probably do something so then after like 10 minutes I hear the garage door opening and I realized my dad's snowblowing the driveway in the front yard I'm in the backyard and I look and that face is still like 637 in the morning and then yeah finally I realized well if my dad's out there snow blowing then I look a little closer I'm like oh fuck

As the sun starts to come up That's actually funny Kept you outside for a little while I did have a good run Not that I was doing anything wrong Probably just like a curfew thing But ran from the cops twice I thought I was doing it

Never got in trouble I had a good story too running from the cops Around the same age I think everyone kind of did that Yeah But it's a good way to get some cardio I thought you're going to say some Cread, some street cred

Yeah I think that that's all we really had for today for the podcast we were we're going for like an hour before this so I do think that you should do the Miata ride if you want yeah you should that may be even worth like just filming or like throw a GoPro just like a couple cams like it'd be a funny little bit I don't know maybe you'll be just stone cold just chilling she'll probably has to drive she'll be screaming she screamed when I when I hammered down on the Lamba for like oh really didn't even get going fast just did like a 10 to 70 pull or whatever and she

was shrieking and I'm sorry I'm sorry I knew it was fine, I just shrieked. No, I just didn't expect it. My mom did the same thing. Yeah, your mom is the same. Yeah, my mom does the same. So it's okay. But, yeah, sweet.

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