Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Evans Thoughts on Our Filmer’s New truck, CJ Gets Caught Sleepwalking, & Getting a Shop Dog
Episode Date: May 13, 2025In today’s episode Evan gives his true thoughts on daltons truck, we give a workout challenge update, and learn about Evans scary pet he used to own. We develop a theory that adults need to re-learn... how to take a fall. We wonder if using the hoonicorn wrap is cursed, and why CJ keeps sleepwalking. Enjoy! In today’s episode money Mike strikes again, Ken TRIES to get pulled over, and the boys buy all the Cheetos in Colorado. We also break down when convertibles are better, E bikes, and Gavin and Jakes boxing match. To top it all off CJ gets scammed. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book an appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Dalton's truck broke.
So now he is driving around our replica version of his truck.
I think we need a dog running around.
I'm going to be the one that has to take care of it.
And I look down and sure enough, there's a snake staring at me.
What?
And I slammed down so hard, you would have thought I would have gone through the floor.
This is why I don't come work out with you guys.
Pretty suspicious. I don't want to be anywhere near that.
What are your thoughts on Dalton's truck, Evan?
Take one, leave one, Ryan.
Did he's or beer?
I'm taking beer
I think I spend more time
with beer than the other
What's what are you
Bro?
Brod took beer over titties
What?
You still got butts
What?
It's a controversial statement
Yeah that is
How?
All right CJ
It's starting to make sense
What is?
I don't think it's controversial
I just wasn't expecting you to say that
What would you say?
The latter
I drop beer in a heartbeat
Same
I guess I am more
To healer
I wouldn't take, bro, I'm not getting, there's very few things I'm getting rid of before
titties.
Ryan didn't even have to think about it.
Where do you draw the line?
My family.
I think that's about it.
Oh, man.
I'm confused.
Like, what's the severity of my decision here?
Like, I can never see them again?
Yep.
Ooh.
Oh, now we're talking about your family?
No, you're just like to be it.
man that's cool comment down below what you guys think yeah what do you what are you taking
if you if you had to get rid of one you only get one option for rest of your life now we're
getting into it yeah i can't choose for the record i don't know i feel like you can still drink twisted
tea and all your heart liquor you can still drink vodka yeah yeah get rid of the beer as long as i
still drink other liquors yeah keep the tits for sure fuck the beer yeah i kind of didn't think
about all that i thought about just alcohol in general but whatever i'll stand by it i'll stand by
Ryan's going to look
like he's enjoying the hell out of
the Coors Light when we all pick titties.
That guy just sure loves his beard.
All right.
I mean, what the heck else is new, boys?
We got to change the subject.
Yeah, I don't know.
Mike, we're both wearing fucking corrugated.
Corridorite.
Corderoy, whatever.
Dude, everyone fucking made a big deal
when I showed up in these one day and they were you were
coriated?
What are they?
Corderoy.
Corderoy pants.
I'm like, okay.
Yeah, so what's that?
that mean they're like those are so outdated who said that i don't think they are i heard it like
multiple times when i broke these things out last year from who it's like a 90s thing and now it's
like at least five handful of people just like literally everything comes back around eventually
baggy jeans are back in like i don't know what mullets and dude yeah everything's never left did they
i feel like there was a time where mollas were out i take that back i think now yeah maybe they're
more mainstream but like the real mullet guys they never let them go no real like gavre
They don't even...
They're like this long.
Mullets are pretty mainstream now, aren't they?
Yeah.
Does that make them less cool, would you say?
I think...
Yeah, like, yeah.
Yeah.
Less cool.
I agree.
I think since you're like so core, Evan,
you should get a rat tail.
It's kind of like a variation.
This guy with a rat tail.
Yes.
It's going to be like sitting right here.
Dude, when we had to buzz our heads
out in Moab or soul,
he asked you. He asked you. It was either you or Dalton, but he was joking around. He was joking. I think I might have been, what? No. He could have run it for like a week and then sniffed it up. If you show up with a rat tail, I wouldn't even have been mad about you not buzzing your whole head. It would have been 99% buzz. Yeah, it would have been. That's what I mean. I wouldn't have been mad about it. One of the barbers did ask that because both you and Dalton had long hair, but you have more like rat tail type hair. You want me to leave this dread. But no, that'd be insane if you got a rat tail. Remember when I was pulling my.
my hair out and Dalton was losing his mind.
So I have like big dreadlocks and I just started grabbing him and ripping these chunks
out.
He was like he was going to puke.
Actually, I don't know if I do remember this.
Before you cut your hair?
Yes, but I can't remember who I was like redlocks?
No, he had like literal like matted hair like a dog.
Yeah, like a long haired dog that dragged its ass through the lawn.
Like a long hair dog that has a bad owner that doesn't comb it.
Evan just treated his own hair that way.
Just let it get all matted.
I would run conditioner, like, maybe not every day, but like every other day.
I didn't like to overdo it, but I never owned a comb or a brush until about two weeks before I cut my hair.
I actually finally brought a brush and now I don't need it.
Started brushing your hair.
Yep.
I think a lot of you, Evan, but I never once thought, man, this guy's got like greasy or dreadlocked hair.
Well, you're just always wearing a hat back then.
You still are, but so you just never really noticed it.
I mean, just like the six inches that was below the head.
But yeah, now that you say it, for how long of hair you've had and how long you've had long hair,
I've never seen you brush it or comb it.
Dude, you guys brush your hair?
Like, I've never brushed my hair ever.
Here's isn't long enough.
Yeah, no, my hair gets long.
My hair is just straight as a stick.
Well, it does get long.
I'm just saying, like, I would understand why you don't.
But when Evan has hair to his shoulders, it does make sense, but I just never thought about it.
And I'm sure you didn't either.
Something about Evan's shaving his head.
It just made, like, everything he did.
that usually is like deemed as bad behavior somewhat okay because it was just like I was just
a little kid like he's always just like misbehaving again I've been getting like mixed reviews
on it some people say that I look more clean cut and whatever other people say I look like more of a
criminal you look bad ass I think I think you look good you should have him run the short hair
and it's weird I don't know I think that's like a jail thing you get in there and they just
I don't know how to explain it, but I agree with both of those.
I would have loved to see you bald.
You should have just gone, like, all out and just went bald.
You could have been like a bald, naked mole rat.
I'd probably look an awful...
Why wouldn't you want to do that?
I'd probably look an awful lot like Gavin.
Just a short stocky guy with a fucking bald head.
Like, it probably wouldn't be that much different.
Also, we need to clarify some things.
Yeah.
A lot of people thought in the last podcast when we were talking about Gavin fighting Jake,
Sherbrook, they thought we meant Gavin three-wheeler Gavin.
Well, we'd never clarify that it was our mechanic Gavin, which changes a lot.
It makes it way crazier.
It makes it way crazier.
Yeah, so anyway, I just wanted to clarify that while we were on that topic.
I would love to see three-wheeler Gavin and Jake go, though.
That would be a way more even match.
Frican heavy weights.
I still think Jake would piece him up.
Three-eeler Gavin's strong, though.
I'm willing to bet.
You'd just take a beating, that's for sure.
He would take a beating
He can take a fall
He can take a punch
Jake would tire himself out
Beating up Gavin
To the point where maybe he would just be done
But I don't really see the anger
In like the aggression in Gavin
He's a few times
He's way too nice of a guy
Three Wheeler Gav
You take a dump in his tailpipe
He's not happy
He was fired up
What was he fired up about
When Dalton pooped in his tail
Oh yeah
He's a pretty easy going guy
But over the course of the road trip
We found some ways to push his buttons.
Yeah, he also got pretty mad when, uh, what's that little stunt called where I got down
behind him and Spenny pushed him.
Tabletop.
Yeah, Tabletop is my table top.
He was pretty mad there too.
Everyone loves a good tabletop.
Kind of mean, dude.
You can hurt someone doing it.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
Remember we at Talladega last year or no, where was it?
Cletus's thing when we were going to meet the original Gravedigger and Gravedigger's son,
Ryan, I believe, was like, go prank my dad.
And then you're like, what am I supposed to say?
to do table top
imagine we tabletop
gravedigger
that would be legendary
it would be out for the count
he breaks his elbow
tailbone his tailbone
I haven't really
seen that many people lately doing it
maybe we should really bring that back
I think because it's not
it's not as meant
for full grown
adults
you know when kids do it bro
you just like fall and it's funny
you're at recess
it makes sense
And then when you do it to an adult, it's like, yeah, they could be out, man.
Adults normally are standing on concrete.
That too.
A lot of asphalt.
Yeah, they don't get grass under their feet.
The beach is probably a better place to do it.
True.
Let's do it.
I'm down.
Next time we're on a beach, I'll do it with you.
Hell, you can do it to me.
We'll pick someone out.
We'll team up on.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, adults need to just, like, continue.
It's like continued education of, like, taking falls.
You know, like, kids are pretty good at it.
And then once you get into your teens,
maybe stop taking falls as quite as much
and then like I'd say like 20 to 75
you know you're pretty much stable
but then after 75 you start falling again
and then that's when it all goes south
you're out of practice right you like
yeah so it's got to be like continued ed of falling
I'd missed a step and fell in my house
and I was holding like a metal like a Yetty water bottle
and I slammed down so hard you would have thought
I would have gone through the floor like I just went down
like a bag of bricks and I was like damn
I really haven't taken a good fall in a while
You get back on the quad.
You dent the water bottle?
No.
I didn't break the floor either, so that's good.
Something about, like, walking upstairs, too, when you miss a stairs.
And you sl-it's like, you slam so hard.
Like, I do that all the time because my sauna's downstairs and I'm always walking up the stairs, like, kind of like light-headed.
And I'm like, just trying to get up, miss a stair, and just like, that's the gel-biron.
Yeah, usually it's going down, though.
Down is worse.
Yeah, that is worse.
Because then you tumble.
But, yeah, you do take a good.
It's like a slam.
Oh, you're right.
the meme of him climbing up the stairs
when Trump hits the golf ball
that one's even better yeah
no that's how he's that guy anymore
frustrating like I whenever I walk
up and downstairs I'm like
weird I weirdly focusing on it
because the last thing you want to do at any point in your life
is fall down the stairs
or up them
so you're saying like when you get there
you really lock it
yeah I consciously
it's weird maybe it's like an OCD thing
but I literally if I'm going to skip steps
I'm like in my head all right we're going to skip
skip we're going to go boom boom boom if i'm going to walk up them i'm like all right we're
going to walk it's going to be chill i've fallen down a full flight of stairs twice like like solid
from the top like i mean like face first no arms one time i did it sleepwalking did you do it at the
old shop or who and i did it at the old shop and i cut my eye open and i fucking face planned so hard
because remember it was like kind of short up there you're already hunched so you had to lean hunched
over and and i tripped on
something and I because I had these big boots on and I just literally went down and
there was no railing either to grab so it was just like it's just face first broke
it with my face I even have a scar from it but yeah I've done it twice didn't you hit the
hose reel or something like yeah I'm pretty sure the horror real yeah we're drinking
it was a late night that was not good that was the other time was sleepwalking yeah
scared my family I bet yeah my little brother was like pretty small at the time I'm pretty
he started crying like they thought i was like really hurt but i was just down there like oh
at what point do you wake up uh when he hit the ground i bet i just recall like middle midway
through like oh shoot you know it was just like a blur but it's a bummer you didn't wake up after
you hit the ground you know then then you wouldn't have to deal with the pain of it yeah you know
knock the wind out of you pretty good when you're sleep walking are you you ever recall like
being in a dream yeah like you're doing something different and then you know maybe sometimes but
Most of the time, it's like, I'm delirious.
I'm just, like, standing and I'm, like, half awake.
Like, I'm looking for something.
It's almost like the dream bleeds into real life.
That's probably the best way to describe it.
Like, you're dreaming, and then it kind of, like, you're, like, you wake up, but you're
half awake, and then you're doing something.
I guess it bleeds in, in a sense.
But by the time you remember kind of, you realize it, you kind of remember the little
last half of it.
You always get very startled by something whenever you're, like, sleepwalking or something,
because you're always like prancing around somewhere upstairs and then you're just screaming and then
it's just like oh i love ken's up again ken's input on cj sleep like you're a reindeer can is gonna be
like his sleep is going to be so much better once his house is done like without me up above him
fucking freaking out in the middle of the night like he's gonna be he's just going to be sleeping
like a baby can can you look up what sleepwalking is a sign of like you know they say if you're
a good dreamer you're creative or some shit like that like there's got to be something
He gets a psychopath.
Really?
I made that up.
If you sleepwalk a lot, you're a psycho.
You're a pervert.
Oh, damn.
I can't be too.
I don't sleepwalking all night long.
That'd be Evan's new thing.
I was sleepwalking.
That wasn't me.
What am I supposed to do?
I was sleepwalk.
I was asleep.
It's caused by not getting enough sleep,
stress and sleep scheduled disruption.
I don't know how true that is for my case, but yeah, I'll take it.
You mean you don't believe what they say on the internet?
I mean, those three things, I don't know how applicable they are to me.
I had a dream last night that there was like snakes in my room because when I was I was working out at the gym and like the gym owner was just in there.
And he was like, hey, you guys got to let me know if you see snakes in the gym.
I was like, snakes.
There's too many motherfucking snakes.
How could these snakes get in the gym?
And he was like, they're little bastards outside.
I've killed 57 of them outside, and they find little cracks in the walls,
and they go up the insides of the walls, and then come in from the ceiling.
And I was like, there's no way.
He painted a nice picture for you there.
I was like, that just seems insane.
And I shit you not.
He walks out the door, and I go and hop on this machine.
I run a couple sets, and I look down.
No way.
And sure enough, there's a snake staring at me.
What the hell?
So what did that guy do?
He grabbed it?
Yep.
And did what was it?
Brought it outside?
and curb stomped it.
Did he really?
Yeah.
How have we never seen a snake?
I mean, like, we've been in there a fair amount,
never seen a snake.
Yeah.
And then now six minutes after he tells us their snakes,
we see one.
It's an interesting location to have snakes because it's like in town,
a concrete jungle.
But behind it is kind of like a marsh.
I guess, yeah.
I mean, we've had, remember the snake that got under the oven?
Oh, yeah.
A couple sacks, a lot of salamander.
I see a lot.
They really like the culvert in the ditch where the grass.
grows up there you go in there but go buy it with the moor and they'll be like four scurry out at
once they start some really good parties and allegedly i chase them down with the mower you know
i could see you having a pet snake in your den dude i did like you go in there it's like there's it's
you know your room is pretty messy but then like there's this glass tank type of thing and
i had this snake there you had a snake yeah you did wow how long five years what happened to
I got it at the end of its life.
It wasn't me.
How long was the snake?
Like five feet.
That's crazy.
How big was the...
Did you take it out of its case a lot or no?
Yeah.
Yep.
I can't remember what kind it was.
I acquired it at like...
It was already at like two-thirds life.
I think they have like a 15-year lifespan or something.
And it was already like old.
It needed to go somewhere.
So it ended up at my house for some reason.
Whose was it?
Just acquired it.
Your mom doesn't strike...
No, no, no, no.
Not when you were in high school.
Okay, your house.
I was going to say, your mom doesn't seem like the type of lady that would love snakes in her house.
Yeah, did the whole thing, the frozen mice in the freezer, and then you just run them under some water.
I can't remember why that they told me you're not supposed to feed it in the cage.
It might make them aggressive then when they think the lid comes off if you're going to maybe play with it or something.
So feed them in the bathtub, like with no water.
Thought the mouse, put it in the bathtub, let it eat the mouse, which was usually a very quick process.
And then...
How many times do you have to feed them?
A snake owner.
Ah, man, I can't remember.
It was like, I think like once a week or something.
Oh, really?
It wasn't super often.
I can't recall exactly bad for it.
So you would have to take that thing out.
Yeah.
It wasn't like sketchy.
It wasn't going to bite you.
It wasn't super big around either.
It was more kind of skinny and like.
I can't remember.
Did it never get out?
No, never got out.
You ever feed it live mice?
Nope.
No, never live off.
It just died.
The snake died.
This is the worst snake story ever.
Like you just woke up one day and it was dead in his cage or what?
Dude, it's such a sad life
For a snake
Just like, even like
Better than the wild snakes
That I hit with the weed whacker
Yeah, but they have at least like
They live until that moment
That they die
Rather than just being cooped up in like a glass thing
Or like you could do that
You could say the same thing with like gerbils hamsters
Like a dog that just sits in a cage all day
I kind of hate any animal that's in a cage
Because they're just not that entertaining
And they stink
Yeah, like gerbils hamsters
People that have house rabbits
Like it sucks for the person
In my opinion
and it sucks for the animal.
The animal's got the tiniest.
Like, imagine you could only move within this little square.
You know, it just kind of sucks.
Me and CJ's grandpa used to have bunnies.
Really?
But he would just let them roam around the entire upstairs.
That's kind of cool.
That's cool.
Did they poop everywhere?
Yeah, it's probably pretty gross.
I'm assuming it made it stink pretty bad in there.
Yeah.
But they just hopped around?
They just killed?
Yeah.
That's pretty cool.
Was they big?
Because some of those, like, jackrabbs are like bunnies.
Big.
Yeah.
Then he also had a parrot.
He was a dick, Mango.
Parrots can be mean.
Yeah.
Well, he just had a mouth on him.
He was like, oh, cock sucker.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
He's like 30 years old.
They only say what they birds.
So who's saying that?
My grandpa was training in that.
But like, parrots live to be like 70 years old or something crazy.
Like they live a long, long life.
And this mango was like 45 years old.
So like the family was like, all right, who gets mango if grandpa passes away?
You know, my grandpa's 80, me and CJ's
Grandpa 83 or something like that.
You gotta think Mango's still gonna be kicking it.
It's like the opposite of a dog
where the family might fight over
who gets Grandpa's dog for the last five years.
But it's a pair like, no.
I feel like me and CJ might have had to
have just stepped up and just taken Manga.
He would have been the new shop.
Well, Ben, and C.J. will take Mango to the shop.
Walking in here, hello, Cox, okay.
Oh, you know, you learn way more of words.
So, Mango.
For real.
No, Mango died in a house fire.
That's, my bad.
No, it's okay.
RIP mangoes.
Yep.
Bringing up touchy subjects now, I have...
Dude, Nikki's mom has two parrots and the one...
What?
Two different kinds.
One of them's super friendly.
It'll just crawl all over you.
It's chilling.
The other one, the only person that can hold it is Nikki's mom, and it'll look friendly,
but it will just bite you.
And it draws blood.
Yeah, really?
It hurts.
I messed around and found out that it's quick, like a snapping turtle or something.
something you think is slow and you get a little close and it'll just, I was teasing it.
Nicky's like, don't do that.
I think my finger in the cage and sure is shit, right on the tip of my finger,
draw his blood.
Yeah.
We can hear it now.
The family's like eating dinner.
Ah!
How old are those parents?
I believe around middle of their lifespan.
So we've had like this same conversation of who acquires the bird.
Yeah.
I think two birds.
But they can't be, they got a.
separate cages and whatever, I think.
Do they talk to each other?
I'm not sure about that, but they talk to the cat.
And they do, here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Oh, that's really, yeah, yeah.
They better be careful.
Cat would kill them.
I think once they realize that they just have to coexist,
I think they just kind of just chill.
Until they have an opportunity to take it out.
Well, probably.
I think a cat would love to have its way with a tiny bird.
Yeah, it'd be pretty fun for it.
Yeah, but not a big bird.
I think the pair.
The one is like, I would say small, the medium size.
And the other one is relatively large.
And that's the mean one.
And I think it could beat up a cat.
Really?
I would say.
I feel like they're pretty big.
They're like the size of a cat.
And if it bit that cat, the cat's going to be like, what the heck just happened?
Yeah, probably scurry off.
Dude, I'm excited to get a shop dog around here.
I think CJ's got to do it.
But I think we need a dog running around.
I'm going to be the one that's to take care of it.
If is that the shop, where you're going to bring it home?
Yeah.
Or I maybe bring here every now and then.
I mean, if it stayed at the shot, then it wouldn't be a shot dog.
You know, I'm not a stepdad.
I'm the dad that stepped up.
That's going to be, that's going to be Evan and CJ's dog.
I wouldn't trust Evan with my dog.
Yeah, and it would be taking the peanut butter home at night.
Yeah, I would not be, I would be taking him.
I just wouldn't be, I would not want to leave the dog around here.
Yeah, I can't have both of them.
I'd take one or the other, you know.
Yeah, because I'd be giving the dog treats, that's all.
Yeah.
Weird, I'd just be feeding it.
Right.
Too much.
Teaching it how to skateboard or something.
That would be cool.
That would be sweet.
You come back and it's like,
it knows tricks and stuff now.
Yeah, that would be sweet.
I feel like the most practical pets are dogs and cats,
realistically.
This is historically a true statement.
Shit, why don't more people have dogs and cats?
Damn, dude.
So we bought this truck.
If you watched last week's video,
we bought a cheap version of Dalton's truck
that he spent the last six months building and then we did the same stuff to it but when we were
buying the truck we kind of got duped cheetoed yeah we got we got you were talking on the last pot
about me getting scammed you got scam man i'm gonna take 50% of the blame holy shit why the hell
would you take 50% since when he's taking accountability a little bit because why ben is
negotiating the deal he sends me a truck i go looks good to me as long as it has a 5 7 hemie ben
message is the guy says does this have a 5-7 hemie guy says yes therefore i go it's raining so i like
kind of flustered just drive it whatever okay starts runs stops well no but i got to load it up on
the trailer and strap it down gonna be soaking wet for the ride home for four and a half hours
like whatever it's just a shitty rusted out dodge there wasn't much i actually did the diligence
to like it's running i look underneath it not dripping anything turn the steering wheel both
way is like I gave it a little look over and you just didn't pop
the hood didn't pop to hood didn't pop the hood but isn't that fair ben 50 50 hey I think
that's fair I'm happy that you're just taking even part of the accountability well I mean that
dude just straight up lied about the entire vehicle like didn't he say it had a a starlight
headliner yeah the dude was a little rat I'm gonna be honest yeah it was a little rat
he took a picture of the truck and I was like all right this one is like four hours away
it was a little bit more expensive, but it's got Starlight headliner,
which was like the selling point for me because Dalton's truck had the Starlight
headliner, and I was like, that's just like the cherry on top.
And we don't want to put one in because it's a payment.
Yeah, it would have been a thousand bucks, yeah, it would make no sense.
I was like, all right, let's just pull the trigger on this one.
It's got the same motor and everything that we're looking for, plus the Starlight
liner.
The dude pulled it out, didn't tell us that until Evan got there.
I don't think it was ever in.
Oh, it probably wasn't a, you might be right.
I had, like, Mark and Tint, which I trust their opinion.
They're looking like, dude, this is such an OEM headliner.
There's no way it was ever out and put back in.
Makes sense.
You want to take that out.
You have to, like, remove the windshield to get that out of the vehicle.
Like, it's not just an easy process.
You would just see a bunch of little prickled holes because they have to poke them.
Well, I mean, probably use a different material, I would assume.
I don't know.
Unless you put them in your stock one.
But I mean, yeah, it was whizzo.
Then, you know what he claims, though?
I go, oh, it's got a starlight or star liner, whatever they're called.
Oh, no, I had to take it out
For whatever reason, it was sagging
But I actually install them
So if you guys ever want one put in, hit me up
Wow, upselling you
So the dude lies about the motor
Lies about the Starliner
Is what it is actually a four seven
But he also like tried shaving off the
Like the cap on top of the motor
It says like 4.7
Hemie or whatever
Yeah, on the air intake
And he shaved off the four
But like only half of it
Yeah, so you can still like yeah
I mean we could tell what it said
but it literally just said point seven whatever like oh must be five yeah so we figure that out once we
start working on it and then just like the cherry on top was what he did after buying it oh yeah after
evan instructed him that this purchase is under wrap so don't post anything about it please yeah so
right away he's kind of like what do you guys do you guys beat her truck or whatever kind of downplayed it
didn't tell him what we were doing get it loaded up and then he's asked me if he can take a
picture of me with the truck like he didn't want to get in the picture but he like stands back
takes a picture of me with it and uh he took it finished ratchet strapping it down and i'm like
hey you want to just do me a favor and like don't post this anywhere for at least a couple weeks
it's a big surprise for dalton and then actually it was probably dumb i should have just left
it don't post it but i thought if i filled him in he said he was a fan of the channel that he'd be
like hyped or respect what we were doing and then he would not post it yep and he just said don't
wear it i won't post anything then he posted it and went viral yeah so he put together a little
thing on tic-tok of like evan picking it up and then it's got the photo of evan sitting in there
kind of looks like you were in collusion with him and then proceeds to post it it it blows up and then
just i started reading the comments and he's just telling everyone in the comments and he's just telling everyone
in the comments exactly what we were doing.
Shut up. Oh my God.
So it's like, it's one thing if he's saying, like, I didn't think he was going to blow
up. But then after it blew up, he still went in and was just like, it's tough because
like, what do you do? When you're buying something off Facebook marketplace, like, it's just
public. There's only so much that we can like do or complain about it. It's more just like,
I mean, at least like respect somebody's like wishes of like, hey, you can post this just like,
please just wait. Yeah, he had no respect for anything. No respect. Yeah. And then the
was like, can I pay you to, like, come and be a part of, like, the,
uh, fuck, no, we're not trying to hang with you.
I was like, fuck, no, dude.
He wanted to come out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my.
I didn't, I didn't hear this part.
He was, like, saying that you said it was cool.
He was like, yeah, Evan said that it was cool and I could say in his room.
No, it just sucks because you seem like a decent dude at the time, but that just goes to
to show you can get screwed by anybody.
It's flanked.
That's right.
We were always hard on the Facebook marketplace.
You got to kick him in the nuts.
Beat them up.
Do we at least get a good deal?
You kick him in the nuts?
Well, I did some negotiating on Facebook, got him down, I don't know, 800 bucks or something like that.
And then he was like, um, since you're driving here, like, we can, we can figure out a price when you get here too.
Because I was trying to negotiate the rate of like him bringing it here.
And then Evan shows up.
I tell him, yo, just negotiate this guy down a little bit more.
He said he's willing to drop because you're picking it up.
And then Evan goes, I go, how much you pay for it?
And he was like, full price, what you were, what you said?
I said, no, bro, why did you do that?
Oh, shit. Ben said you were picking it up for five grand or whatever.
I should, yeah.
And then, like, at that, that was just me and Evan not communicating.
It would have been safe, been nice to save a few hundred more.
But at the end of the day, I just, I drove four and a half hours to get this truck.
And over $100, I wasn't going to not bring the truck home.
It's just like, whatever.
Yeah, which I'm sure he knew.
Like, whatever.
Yeah, so anyways, we get this truck.
We wrap it.
We put the wheels on.
The thing is the identical wrap.
Dalton doesn't know about it, obviously.
of you guys have seen the video so he's in the meantime working on his truck in fargo and we have
this shittier basically teemu version of his truck at a hidden shop in our area and we wrap this thing
in like two days throw the wheels on and a few other little things basically to then just roll up
and surprise the surprise or dalton had this whole big thing he thought we didn't know what his
truck looked like and he was going to unveil it to a surprise us on video and uh we had this thing that
we were going to basically roll in and then Evan freaking is driving this thing down to go surprise
Dalton and the wheel falls off yeah so I was the one that put the wheels on so it is my fault
but what I was scared of is we have this Ripper Milwaukee half inch impact with a big battery on it
and I know that you could suck the stud right out of there and this is like an hour before we unveil it
So I'm scared of over-torking these wheels.
So I literally told all you guys, like, I'm just going to give it a couple of gu-dugas.
We're going to pull in for the unveil.
And then, before we rip this thing, we're going to torque them by hand.
Because, you know, if we pull the studs out, then we kind of throw the whole bit before it started.
I under-torked them.
The wheel flew off in the middle of the road.
He calls us frantic.
Right on his motor.
So I'm on the phone with Ben because the timing had to be right on where I need to pull.
lot of the buddies shop at the right time when Dalton's coming in and I need to hide down the road
and let me let me just tell you how this phone call goes this is happening like as you were on
your way yeah yeah so so this is how this phone call goes hello hey can you tell Gavin to like
meet me down the road uh so I can like tighten up these lugs they gotta be loose dude like
this this thing feels fucked okay yeah yeah I'll go find them right now all right all right
Just tell them this is where I'm going to be.
Okay, yep.
Hey, Gav.
Oh, fuck!
What?
The fucking wheel just fell off.
Like, you kind of go silent and I just go, wait.
Are you serious?
He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I would joke about this.
Dude, nobody's had more wheels fall off in the history of ever than Evan.
Really?
But always the weird coincidence about it are wheels fall off on unicorns, which this is looking like one.
Uncle Rich has been in town both times
the unicorn wheel has flown out.
Maybe he's...
Maybe he's...
He might be.
When he gets liquored up,
he goes and loosens the lug nuts.
He loosens up a motor, too.
You just said you installed the wheel on this wheel.
Yeah, but he might have snuck in real quick.
Yeah, you don't know.
But, man, our version of Dalton's truck
looks so freaking good.
It looked way better before Evan fucked up the front fender,
but now it's just a funny story.
But ironically enough,
Dalton's truck broke.
so now he is driving around our replica version of his truck because it's just too funny it was it was one belt he he shredded a belt but it was so still not driving it yeah why's he been driving ours all day supposedly this is his daily now he's still not driving it he posted and he's driving the fake one yeah the fake one picture driving the Honda pilot last day and the mom yeah loves that one dude it was so satisfying like we filmed the whole bit it ends with him having a shredded belt we're
wrapping everything up and uh we had to go film another bit dalton hops in the chito hunicorn and
where you going dalton's running to the part store in the replica yeah did you say saw some of his
boys from high school and they were laughing at him yeah because i'm sure they thought that that was his
that was his drug oh shit that was the build that's the thing with driving around on our fake team one
like dalton's is cool it looks great it has the power to back it up yeah like it's the full package
Ours is as Cheeto as it gets
You know it's the small motor
It's a piece of shit truck
It's damaged
And it's got this crazy wrath
The wheels
And the gold wheels
That are spray painted
The chopped exhaust
Chopped exhaust
Which has the gurgle tune
When you're deselling
But what's crazy though
Is like I somehow
Mistook our fake one
As Dalton's
Today
Well I was sitting on the phone
At the shop
And I'm sitting there
I'm doing this like
Permit thing
I got to apply for
and I hear this rumble come up and I turn and look I see Dalton coming over and I oh you know and then I just turn back because you know I heard it rumble I didn't realize that the four the 4.7 leader was that loud you know and I didn't really listen much to it I was pretty preoccupied but I legit oh it's Dalton and then I go in I go in a shop and I come out 30 minutes later and realize it wasn't the real one I go holy shit dude I miss I just mistook the real one as the or the fake one as the real one as the real one
that's how good our fake rap job is you could see it out the window just a little corner of it and you go yeah there it is when it's crazy where i mean it is rusted out the guy did screw us but it's a solid truck you know the tires are balanced it has ice cold AC it was drifting the Bluetooth works no but all those things and don't's like dude i actually love driving it it works it's like bro that's what i'm telling you just go buy a $10,000 half ton and don't do anything to it other than drive it have your race truck have your
race cars whatever but just get a half ton truck to get you where you need to go have a car that works
what a novel thought yeah that you can drive yeah the more i look at the the kind of the replica of our
replica replica replica team move version you know much like a high schooler would love that exhaust cut the
monster wrap oh yeah i mean the eBay taillights we probably shouldn't idle it for too long or he'll get
carbon monoxide so we didn't actually run the exhaust anywhere it's just coming out right under the cab oh
It'll be like when we all got sick in the suburban.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't want them to get sick.
All right, guys, check this out.
So, you know how we've been golfing a lot lately?
Well, I think it's, you know, spread now to some of our girlfriends.
And today, my girlfriend comes into the shop and we're eating lunch.
She's like, I'm going golfing at two today with, you know, so and so and so and so.
Her friends and Alondra.
And she's all excited.
I'm like, really, you got, you going golfing?
Well, send me some videos
This is the video she just sent me
I haven't even watched you yet
Oh my gosh, you get hit
I was like so killed
Never hit I never here
I hit my bike
It hit the cart
Maybe wasn't the best place to park the cart
Though
Just a solid
Oh my god
I guess she needs to be in records
Bro they dress nice for the course too even
I thought the risk of getting hit was only with us
CJ what was that muscular
Guy, picture.
Oh, you want to see it?
Not necessarily, but I am concerned.
Just a concern.
Who do you think it is?
I mean, my money's on CJ.
No, no, no, no.
It looks like Cody, but it's not probably.
Oh, Ben, yeah.
I called you a muscular guy.
What the fuck we need to be doing?
This is why I don't come work out with you guys.
Pretty suspicious, too.
I don't want to be anywhere near that.
Pretty suspicious.
What we were doing is our trainer wanted to,
us to practice posing.
That's exactly what it looked like.
Yeah, I mean, you're going to have to practice at least the poses.
No, I'll just walk out there and stand there or whatever.
Yeah, but you still got to do the pose.
I don't have to.
I'm not going to win, so it doesn't matter how much effort I put into this.
Yeah, it's true.
I'm not going to defend that video.
I'm going to be eating a fucking double cheeseburger on my way up down the stage.
Okay, that'd be pretty good.
I'm not going to defend that video that's pretty suspicious.
And I felt uncomfortable.
Sit in the room.
three of us with our shirt off.
But it's like, yeah, your adrenaline was going.
You just like kind of blacked out.
Wipped out the camera.
You don't know what else.
Where was Ken when this was going on?
He finished early.
Was that video taking today?
No.
No, it was Monday.
How did I know Ken would be the first one to finish?
He was already cleaning up and going home.
Bro.
I'll meet you back in the showers.
Yeah, pretty suss.
that one yeah it's like he's got us doing these poses and stuff right and i'm like flexing
and like i'm fucking flexing as hard as i'm like there's gotta be some more here dude like maybe
i just gotta work harder and i'm doing that and it's just like nothing's really happening and then
it's all you got sometimes she gets some of the the the botox muscles or whatever can't you do
that dude no no you can just literally i thought you were talking about spongeball with inflate arms
but yeah they do have that dude remember that shit
I do, I do.
Dude, the inflate arms is literally Dalton's truck when he couldn't do a burnout.
But, dude, when Dalton's truck is, like, rolling so much coal and is so angry and it's
making all this noise.
And the tires aren't spinning.
And I'm like, dude, I mean, it was just weird because, you know how, like, we've tried that,
you know, we get this style, like when we got our GMC.
I better go do a burnout and you breakstand until they pop.
But it wasn't doing it.
And it was literally, like, it looked like a freaking steam engine.
Yeah.
A brand new set of 14.
and a half-wides.
Yeah, yeah.
And our asphalt really is sticky.
I think we were busting his balls when he used that as an excuse.
That was the big factor.
I was just waiting on that drive shaft to snap.
I was like either your drive shaft or your rear diff is just going to blow up.
Or the tranny just lights on fire.
When he started actually lighting his exhaust on fire and it was blowing out the exhaust
flames, I was like, it takes like one time for him to not turn the propane off and then
just start driving.
and he's going to just start some random shit on fire.
I was like, this is an actual safety hazard, bro.
At least our GMC, actually'll shoot a random flame out here and there.
That's real.
He has to have a propane tank and a fucking spark plug.
I mean, I thought it was cool.
I'll give him that.
But I was like, this seems like a fucking hazard.
This could not be safe.
I just want to see Mike cook a dog on it.
We're going to.
I didn't realize when he started that thing up that it's like a flame thrower.
It's not a couple pops.
Yeah, it was flaming pretty good.
It was just bright.
You should light up our next burn pile.
Yes, that would be cool.
You'd have to park pretty close.
Just drive by it.
Maybe take the truck with it.
So what are your thoughts on Dalton's truck, Evan?
I think the wrap is extremely controversial,
and I think the build is awesome.
It's like Micah's Drift Car or any other high-performance rig
where you use it.
It's very fun.
It's going to break.
It's fun when you use it.
I don't know.
It's just how that kind of stuff.
stuff is. So for him not like having another vehicle is asinine. I think he should go by a $10,000
pickup that he can throw his dirt bike in the back and get around and do what he needs to do.
Then he has a race truck. But to even think that that's a daily is delusional. And also his mechanics
live across the entire country, which is going to be inconvenient for him. Before he did all this
build, he wouldn't drive it in the winter because he didn't want it to get it rusty. Well, that's just
It's like you can't daily that, though.
I think his plan is to get enough money
to buy another vehicle for winter.
I think his problem is he's going to then start modding whatever he buys.
Oh, 100%.
Like, he just needs to just don't even start.
Don't even put wheels on it.
As soon as you start, it's just going to keep going crazy.
Come on.
No, no.
I thought it was sick, though.
Like, it is crazy hearing a diesel truck rev the way that those trucks were
the two commons that, you know, obviously Dalton's in their own.
other one like it's a totally different sound and uh it really is a site like it's been working yeah
it's been working we know it works i mean obviously with our gmc our gmc is not nearly as hopped up as
either of those comments that were in the video but ours is actually built for drifting theirs are
just built for crazy horsepower yeah yeah i felt bad for kevin when it couldn't initially break the
tires this because the thing was so new it was like they just had rebuilt the motor and they didn't
have much time to like put new tunes and all this stuff on it just takes time when you're tuning
something like it's not like you just throw the tune on it's good so like normally it's it's not
uncommon to have like 20 different revisions of tuning and they had like two so we're sitting there
and it's like trying to spin and all of us are like this is just sad and then obviously eventually
they they threw some new tune a new tune on it and then it was ripping but uh yeah i felt bad for
there because I was like I don't want this to be how it goes for you guys because I know it's not
how it goes like I've seen what they've built you were stressing they got it yeah you could tell he was
like this is not the time for this thing not to be working he was like to the full send diesel guys
you guys like can't leave till this is tune right okay he just like laid down the line I was like yeah
I mean what what would you do if they left it would have been funny we should have paid him to leave
Don't get to instructing.
Makes all of the noise.
It can't do a burnout.
Ryan,
what was the story?
You were like,
I got a funny-ass story for you guys.
Oh, dude.
It's actually involves kind of all of you guys.
You know,
now that relationships are getting a little more serious,
a couple of the boys over here proposed.
I think all the girls are a little more on edge
waiting for their proposal,
at least speaking for me,
I think Alondra is.
And so we go to this wedding this weekend.
And it's,
you know,
wedding is obviously a,
time you think about proposals you know it's just on your mind and uh so we're all dressed up we're
taking pictures downtown because alondra was in the wedding party and we're standing there talking
she kind of got like really quiet for a little bit and i didn't think much of it and i was like
oh whatever you know mine must be somewhere else and i uh turned to my left and look down the street
and i go oh it's Dalton taking pictures he's got his he's got the mega lens and he's taking
pictures of his sister for prom and just by chance and so he then i see them i go hey dalton walks over
and then he goes oh i'll take some pictures of you guys take some pictures i can feel a laundera's
tense she's like don't do this right here don't do this right yeah we take pictures i go see
you dalton hug jen they leave and she looks so and she goes when i saw dalton yeah i thought
you were going to propose who could pretty valid the night at someone else's wedding yeah
At her friend's wedding photographs, I didn't drop.
Oh my God.
Yeah, like literally probably.
Just steal the show.
The worst proposal time ever.
So, yeah, think if you guys weren't doing that and you were out doing something else,
but you were dressed up like for something, then she actually would have thought.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like I have to have like a tracker on Dalton and then like warn her that it's not happening every time Dalton's around.
He was even wearing a camo shirt, which she thought was a nice touch that for everybody else,
They were like hidden in the woods
And he was wearing camo and whatever
And then for me I just was like
Eh fuck it just stand on the street
We'll do it on the sidewalk
Yeah
Yeah still throw some camo on
Gilly suit standing on the sidewalk
Anyway so she was like
Thank God you didn't propose
Then I was like
That'd have been literally the most awful
Proposal time ever
At somebody else's wedding
I just see Dalton
You know those those glasses
That have like the fake nose
And the musk
That's his next one
At the end, he runs out of cause.
Like, oh, fuck it.
Anyways, good job not stealing the latest.
Your friend's wedding.
Yeah, it's like her best friend's wedding, too.
Yeah, it'd be pretty savage.
Apparently, there's a bunch of rules, you know, when you can propose, when you can get married,
how close you can propose to somebody's wedding.
They're all unwritten.
It's kind of confusing.
Yeah, but they're all just chicks being chicks.
Like, who cares?
I'm glad that they'll at least verbally say that they usually don't want a public
proposal if like at a baseball game if they don't tell you and you do it whatever but if they're
like hey i don't want a public proposal and then you do it at a baseball game on the jumbotron she's
not going to like it i think that'd be an awful proposal time like you're at a stadium or maybe like
a concert there's probably like that love the sport and that actually exactly that's true
that's true i shouldn't speak for everybody be the most awkward thing if they said no on the
Jumbotron and just awkwardly
have to back away.
Ooh.
How do you recover from that?
I mean, I know what's happened.
I think you shut your Xbox off and...
Just start over.
You guys see, speaking of turning off your Xbox
that they delayed GTA another year?
Yeah, it's wild.
It's pretty tough.
It's delayed six months, I believe, right?
From October.
Oh, you're right.
The fall to the spring.
Whatever.
A year from now is about what it's going to come out.
It seems like a video game coming out
at the beginning of summer.
Isn't the best time?
Isn't the best time.
The kids are screwed.
Yeah, I mean, the kids are not probably going to care at all, but...
The hype real video?
That shit looked real.
It looked like you hired actors.
Like, I mean, the graphics are insane.
A new storyline, it looks awesome.
I saw that the Burj Khalifa or whatever, you know, the tallest building in Dubai, took nine years and cost $1.6 billion to build.
And currently, GTA is at $2 billion in 13 years.
So, GTA is more expensive than the Burge Khalifa skyscraper.
For a piece of software.
Yeah, but that, dude, that software is going to make so much money.
And they're going to run that game for probably another 20 years after.
For real.
It's like, GTA 7 will take so long to make that they're going to be running GTA 6 for probably 25 years.
We're going to be retired.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what I'm thinking, like, realistically, you know, they push it back six months.
Now I'm like, how crazy is it to think that what if when it, GTA 6 comes out, that there needs to be a new console?
Yeah, you're right.
What if the PS5 can't handle it?
Yeah, they'll for sure be a new console at that.
By then.
I have thought, like, what do we?
Maybe that's why.
Yeah.
They're delaying.
Well, when did new consoles come on?
Probably fall, but I was just wondering.
Yeah, like, they come, they keep making it crazier.
And then they're like, dude, what if we push this back three months for the new?
I don't know.
They'll make it for PS5 and Xbox one.
I feel like at some point, I don't know, technology is always getting better, but like,
the newest consoles are like pretty insane.
They've been saying that since the PS2.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How could this get any better?
I used to think that with the Xbox 360.
I mean, I guess you're right.
I guess I can't argue it.
And I'm not arguing what you said.
I think, like, you know how powerful some, like, phones now
and, like, some of the, like, iPads and obviously computers?
That PS5 and Xbox just seems like a good eight out of ten.
I think they heard Evans' idea to, like, integrate all the different sports in it,
and I think that's what delayed them.
Dude, I've been thinking about that.
And then I was thinking, do you even need a storyline?
Is it just like those movies where you just, like, you're just playing real life?
You just start out as a character and you're just trying to,
Yeah, it's like open world.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Do whatever.
What's that shit?
Roblox or something like that?
Roblox.
Well, so that's, I wasn't, I didn't want to compare it to that.
I didn't want to compare it to that.
I didn't bring it up when you brought it up last time.
Dude, you played one time with us and you did terribly and you haven't touched his sense.
Was it really only one time?
It was brutal, dude.
It was probably the worst performance I've ever seen.
I hope someone gave a break.
I don't know how much worse you could have done.
You got like one kill.
One kill on Nuketown playing domination, Ev.
How is that possible?
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
How is that possible?
Every time you spawn through a random grenade and you should have better stats.
You could run around with a pistol with your eyes closed.
shooting it oh mike it was actually mind-boggling but maybe there's something wrong with
like his tv or something the way he set it up yeah you have bad internet latency or some shit
maybe he needs a monitor i can't i was gonna say i could see it doesn't matter ben's got a 75 inch tv
his couch is about 12 feet away and he's sitting like this exactly it's got to have a
monitor on a leg bro you should still get more one kill we used to play on the projector in
my apartment which probably had the worst ever but we did
did get a victory one a couple times on it it was so lit everybody's in there partying and then you
got one guy playing fortnight that is pretty sweet it was cool and then like people are kind of watching
and then it gets exciting towards the end you know like you can tell the pressure's building it was
cool what do you guys think of hayden degan kind of pulling a sneaky on his teammate running them
off the track to win the championship i think it was the right move that's like an unsaid
racer mentality right there is like you're on a team until you're racing at one and two for first
yeah and there's a championship on the line you see like duke gomez posted like a tic talk about it and he's like
he's like you guys there's millions of dollars on the line he's like i would have punted my grandma off
of the highest berm for for a chance at 10th in that race or something and i'm like yeah he definitely
pushed him off but it's like and also it was on the line it's i think it's solely because it was him
that did it and if roles were reversed like people would be celebrating like his teammate for doing that to
him yeah it was a legendary moment like in 20 years when they're talking about hayden's career
in a documentary they're gonna like bring that moment up i'm honestly i'm just surprised that people
were surprised because deegan's a winner like he's the type of guy to do it and so it's like
i was surprised there was such an uproar about it but maybe you're right maybe there was just an
uproar because it's him what do you think he's going to do for the last race since he won the
championship it's kind of weird that's a weird thing i just wouldn't race if i
I was him. Why you even risk it?
I kind of feel like he's going to go out there
and just freaking win it.
Yeah. Just because.
Might as well. I mean, that'd be the badass. I mean,
if you're going to race it, you can also win it. The problem is,
is the target that he has
on his back, like, I would imagine
that everyone would love to take him out.
So he already won and he's going to come out there. Yeah, but
I don't know. You think they would? You think they would
take him out? At least, buddy, that he took out
for nothing on the life. Yeah, he's the next
race east and west. I don't know.
I don't know exactly. I just know there's one more race.
Hopefully he races is it. I mean, I'll be watching. Yeah, this
would be out after that, yeah, if Davies even sees him on the chat, he's going to, why wouldn't
he blow him out?
I was reading the comments on a TikTok of, I can't remember if they were on his side or against
it, against what he did, but, uh, because it's so polarizing.
Yeah.
Like, if you scroll, at least on my TikTok feed, there's so many people just, like, praising it
and then just bitching about it, which is crazy, which is also like what you want to, like,
reach the mainstream, like, as much as, like, he has.
But, uh, I don't know.
I thought it was crazy.
one comment said the fall of motorcross needs to be studied and I was like this dude is delusional
this is like the first time I've ever even cared about what's happening in motorcross in the last
five years like it's like it's stories like this that just get like everyone interested in like
such a niche sport which is motorcross you know it's like it's blending just like kind of
mainstream which is just like people loving just like the rivalry and
and just like, I don't know, the drama and the character that is.
And then, like, how niche motorcross racing is.
It's like with all sports, you hardly care about the sport you're watching
unless you're, like, really rooting for your team.
Like, pretty rarely do you watch a sport just because you like the sport?
Like, you're invested in the drama or a team, like, carrying through or something like that, you know?
And in motocross, like, he is the team.
No, I think it's cool.
Yeah, I think it's good for the sport.
He works quick.
He, like, I don't know, three days later, posted on a set.
Snapchat that he bought a Lambo?
Yeah.
That's pretty sweet.
He just goes Lambo at 19.
Bought it out from underneath us.
Yeah.
I was talking to this.
Oh, really?
I was talking to that guy and he's like,
that was, sorry, already sold, or he said he took a deposit on it, and the guy can't
pick it up for three weeks.
It's some motor super cross racer.
I was like, huh, all right.
Well, that sucks.
Wow.
He was waiting for his championship check to cash.
Three weeks later, I see the Lambo on his story.
I'm like, that's wild.
Checks out.
Yeah.
It's pretty sick because he's got both his R8 and his Lambo now.
I saw he posted a video with him in the garage.
It's a baller move, man.
There's a baller move.
You guys been watching Black Mirror yet?
Haven't watched it yet.
Is it crazy?
Yeah.
Yeah, there's some episodes that suck.
There's like the first two or three suck.
And I'm a Black Mirror fan, but then the last couple, like the last three are really good.
But there's one where a lady has like, she goes brain dead, basically.
And so there's a subscription company that will fix.
your brain for free and you just got to pay a subscription but they kept jacking up the price on our
spoiler alerts they kept jacking up the price on her and then eventually they like couldn't afford
to pay the thing so she had to go to the ads version so you'd be like talking to her and she'd be like
oh yeah i'm going to go for a run and then she'd just like pop into like buy brooks running shoes
for the whatever this shit's gonna happen that's neural link yeah i was like i need that dude
It's going to pop into an ad right now
It just made it hilarious that you were telling it of all people
But dude, that's wild
Seems like also something that you'd see in Family Guy
Yeah, I mean it's outrageous but it's probably true
It's probably like the reality
Of what's to come
It's pretty wild to think that like Neurolink is able to do
What they are able to do
Like you just put a chip in your mind
And like think about it in 10 years or 15 years or 20 years
Like how advanced that's gonna be
Throwing a fat tune on
I just imagine, yeah, I just imagine, like, the day that you can, like, just see projectors and then you can, like, just watch things.
Even, like, with your sunglasses, like, Mark Zuckerberg was talking about that.
Like, that's probably, like, five years out with, like, the meta glasses that you can, like, you can, like, see projections that only you can see when you're wearing the glasses and then you can just, like, leave it there.
So, like, if I were to walk into my office right now, I would just see, like, a bunch of stuff on the wall.
Oh, that's so.
That's not actually there, but it'll just stay there.
It's basically like a less bulky version of like the Apple Vision can somewhat do that, but like it's...
Who's going to walk around with that shit on their heads, you know?
That'd be pretty cool.
You could like graffiti.
Like if you had open world stuff, you could like graffiti for people.
That would be cool.
But speaking of the tune thing, in the show, you could do that.
Like you could turn up your happiness or like turn up your, uh...
That could be useful.
Like satisfaction or something like that or whatever.
It's like a Stark, like a dirt bike.
I actually have seen, I've seen a dude wearing Apple Vision or maybe like MetaQuest, whatever,
and he used it to spray paint this giant mural.
It was like an experiment.
He said it was hard, but it turned out insane.
Like something you couldn't do.
Because he gave you like the guidelines or something you couldn't do freehand, I guess.
It's like chat GPT in your head for NeuroLink probably.
Yeah.
I mean, CJ's on the chat GPT.
Dude, chat GPT is insane.
I'm like pretty late to that ballgame, but I would imagine any.
kid in school is using it.
Let's say you take a picture of your math homework.
You normally have to show your work.
It'll show you the work.
Like, you know, you could always cheat in math,
but, you know, the calculator didn't really get you anywhere because you couldn't show
your work.
You just take a picture of that.
It'll show you the work.
But, I mean, you can literally take a picture of your truck and then put some wheels in,
say, show me what these wheels look like.
That's how you did that.
Oh, that's cool.
Shut up?
Yes, it is a lot.
I can take a picture of the front of the house, say, put landscaping in.
And it will do different.
I can change that, change this, and it will do it.
Label this.
Where can I get them?
Like, it is unbelievable.
And I'm just raving about it.
It's crazy.
But the thing is, is like everyone is way, way, way, way smart.
It's like the ultimate tool that I've ever seen, honestly.
And I'd imagine kids are using it.
And you'd be stupid not to.
Like, why wouldn't you use it?
But it almost makes, like, you don't really need to know how to do much or, like, know that
much anymore you can literally like googling is one thing because you got to research and click
around and kind of find information this compiles information and puts it into like a very direct
easy way to just get the gist of it it's it's crazy it is crazy how something like that really
does even the playing fields of like intelligence yeah but i'd imagine the smart people
be able to use it uh even more to their advantage yeah well i mean like anything though like information's
kind of always been out there, but it's how can you have access or acquire that information.
And it does seem like the more intelligent people have just access or acquired more information
and then they just continue to build and get more intelligent.
And there's the intelligent side and then there's also the business side.
It's like, well, how does someone get so successful?
Before all the AI, they'd be like, well, I hired, you know, this guy to do this for me and
I hired this group of people to do this for me.
It's the same thing.
You're just really smart at how to hire people.
or you're really smart at how to prompt AI to help you make money.
It is crazy to think that, like, how many jobs are going to get replaced by AI.
I know that, like, everyone says that, but, like, when you think about it like that,
like, uh, landscape designer like that, like just did it in 30 seconds.
Yeah, instead of having to use, like, CAD or whatever, the drawing software is, like,
if they can populate it in that?
Unbelievable.
Even, like, for stock.
So, like, is Microsoft stock a buy today right now?
and it will compile everything and then it'll you know say a few different things um and then it'll be like
17 analysts say buy five say hold and two say sell and then it's like the the stock projected price
in 12 months will be this so like it is crazy it is crazy versus like someone who would have to
research all that or you obviously pay a financial advisor but even a financial advisor i don't know if
they would be up to date on every single second at every single second of the day when you ask
them this, you know?
Right.
Like it is, it is truly crazy, but.
It's crazy how fast it went from just a little help to, like, unlimited help.
Like, I think in Photoshop, like, it used to take forever to cut someone out.
Oh, dude.
So nice.
And then you get a little help on certain things.
And then all of a sudden you could, it would do it yourself.
And now all of a sudden, you can do it in Snapchat.
On your phone, you can make stickers, change the background.
create your whole photo it does everything for you versus before i remember making a thumbnail
even three years ago yeah so much more work yeah than making a thumbnail now i mean just
due to like the tracing and the cutting and like you you had to do almost everything yourself
whereas now it's just so i mean the ai tool can do pretty much what you want it's wild so i mean
it's almost easier now to do a lot of things but at the same time everyone's got that
same playing field so that's kind of what i'm saying is like the smarter people will probably
use the tool better than right you know can still use other things besides that tool but yeah pretty
cool using your own line with you the cream rises to the top yeah the cream always rises to the top boys
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