Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Exposing Micah and Evan’s Late Night Activities

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

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All right, Daisy speak. Brilliant. All righty, guys, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. This is our third reiteration of trying to get into the podcast. podcast. Ryan, if you hit us with an ad right now, Ryan, if you hit us with an ad, this dude loves them. I just love reading ads the whole time.

It's my favorite part of the podcast. To be fair, Ryan is paying our bills. So I do appreciate that, Ryan. We've seen a few comments about it. Now you guys are getting after him. That's the funniest thing. Guys, look, we got some overhead here, okay? Evan breaks a lot of shit.

He's not cheap. Fortunate for us. Ryan's paying him. Somebody's got to bring home the bacon around here. Wait, this money's going to us because I thought you were just pocketing it. it. I haven't seen any of it. I thought, all. Then we're doing no ads in this episode. None. You won't hear me read an ad today. Yo, um, thank God. All right. Okay. So speaking of calling my co-host out, I'm going to start

with, uh, something that has been very personal to me. And I kind of dragged you guys into it because I've been trying to get to the bottom of it for the past like three weeks now. I walked into my office on a Saturday morning. Oh, no. And there was puke on my floor. I was very confused, as you can imagine. And I was like, what happened last night that why would, why would there be throw open in my office, right?

So I start like asking the guys like, hey, did you have like a dog over here like this early this morning? Did you happen to throw up in my office? You know, I'm just going around asking everyone. and I asked CJ and he's very confused and Ryan and Ken and Evan and I go well there's only one guy left I know there's only one person it could be right the last guy so I go and ask Mike hey did you throw up in my office and Mike goes no why would I throw open your office and I go what the okay all right well everyone said no we go about the day

and Mike then comes to all of us a little bit later and goes, who ate my rice? And I'm like, the rice that's been in the fridge right next to my office. Yep. And I'm like, dude, I don't know. I did not eat your rice. I hear Mike go to everyone else. Did you eat my rice?

I didn't go to everyone, but. I'm pretty confused, right? And Mike is finally like, geez, dude, you're making such a big deal about this throw-up, I'll just clean it up if you're going to go around talking about it all day. No, this happened in the span of like 20 minutes. I'm starting to feel a little bit guilty because I'm like, man, maybe I am making a big deal about this. I'm accusing everyone.

Like I don't, I still like maybe some random dog walked up in my office and threw up. Anyway, so the following. As random dogs. The following Thursday comes along and I'm sitting there editing the video and I'm rolling my chair around and I keep hearing like a crunch. And I'm like, what?

What is that crunch? And I finally looked down and like get real close to the carpet. And I'm like, oh my God, there's rice in my carpet. So then I'm like, whoever threw up in my office must have ate Mike's rice and spilt it sitting at my desk. So I go, well, we got security cameras for a reason. So I start looking. and thankfully the corner of my office is right at the edge.

No way! Right at the edge. Who did it? I see somebody sit down at my desk. Why does he have his flashlight on? This is my personal space. Keep this in mind, all right? I feel very violated at this point.

Did you not know that there was right in? I see somebody come in. I see somebody come in. Oh, I go, I knew it. I knew it. there was somebody sitting at my desk eating rice at 2.45 or whatever time it is a.m. And this goes on for about 15 minutes, keep in mind, just enough time. Just enough time to eat an entire bowl of rice.

Okay. And I'm like, that son of a bitch, who could it be? Because Mike had some friends over that night. And I go, I go, Mike had friends over that night. I guarantee they ate Mike's rice and then sat at my desk and ate Mike's rice. And then threw up on the way out. Right? Mm-hmm.

So I go, all right, we got other security cameras. I'm going to look, okay? Here it is. Walking out, walking out more reflective. And at this point, I'm like, oh, wait a second. Who's this reflective man? And then I see him come in. There's the culprit.

Look at this fucking idiot, dude. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. He's still holding the bowl of rice. He still holding it. the most impressive part is not only did you black out so hard that you ate your own rice and accused everyone of eating it I didn't accuse everyone else in doing it I didn't accuse everyone of eating my rice and then you and then you threw up in my office I don't think I threw up either

because but you also don't think you ate the rice no no something's not adding up here things are changed I'm ready to fess up for sure okay I'm for it I when I cleaned it up I have been going straight up Mike I went full on like Nancy Drew Moe there for a couple days. You totally did absolutely which is how you figured it out and no I was not lying to you from like a pathological standpoint

just that you didn't want to admit it. No no he was just blacked out drunk because I did have yeah there's something to be said about that after I got to the bottom of it I was a little salty I'm gonna be honest but I was like the dude's not a liar I think he was just that drunk

he straight up doesn't even know he's not a liar he's just an idiot he's just an idiot it was like me not wanting to believe it but it was the fact that I did have friends over that I was like ah so then I went to clean it up because I knew it was still my responsibility it was clearly not Ben who

spilled it and then as I'm cleaning it out of his guts spilled whatever I look closely at it because if it is throw up I'm clearly like yeah that's fucking gross even if it's mine I cleaned it up and it looked like it was just a spill.

Just the way it was. I looked at a spill of yum yum sauce, bro, on the rice. Oh. You couldn't smell that? So it might be weird, but it's probably mine. And as I'm getting closer to it, I'm like, this is the rice, the yum yum sauce on the rice. So then I'm cleaning it up. I'm like, thank goodness this isn't actually throw up.

You could just tell. It was just yum yum sauce and a little bit of rice and a couple steak pieces right then and there. I was like, that's me. That's the rice, bro. Okay, that actually does make me feel better. So then it would have felt weird because that was the day that when we filmed the last podcast with your, or a couple of podcasts ago with your dad. Your dad was here even kind of roasted me too. And I couldn't bring myself to fess up then and there because I didn't need to fess up because everybody knew it was you.

You were the only one here after 10 p.m. To be fair, I was watching the cameras because I went home and went to bed early that night. And I kept getting motion things. I'm like, what the hell is going on? See, we don't get those on this camera. I do. I set it up. Oh, nice.

And it was like 1 a.m. 2 a.m. I'm sitting there. I'm watching the cameras because there's this group of random ass dudes I've never seen before in my life and you two aren't anywhere to be found. You were gone and there was this group of random dudes hanging out.

They picked up our camera. They were walking around checking stuff out. I'm like, who the fuck are these guys? And I'm kind of just watching them. And I'm watching them. And then finally Mike and Evan come rolling in. that's what they look like kind of and then you know some time passes

and I was like all right they're there everything's good now I was at first like at least I felt a little better it's just funny that the worst thing that was happening was me making Ben's office my personal right why Ben's office though

why my office Mike now kind of hearing this unfold and truly like you know seeing that camera footage of me in there that's like entertaining to me I know it's still not cool but like why why Ben's office though

I don't know that's what's entertaining to me like why did I grab I'm gonna grab my rice and go hmm Ben's office is looking comfy I want to sit down on his desk spill rice everywhere it's like when your boss is out and you don't take a shit on his desk no but instead you just didn't have to so you peaked on his floor

yeah he'll never know it's me no that's not You just, like, dude, Jack. Imagine the window. Imagine that. Shit on your desk and we're just playing it off, and you just see the camera footage in my head. No, it's pretty, it's pretty, you see him get up.

You see his face through the window. Well, hold up. What's you doing face backwards? My favorite part, though, was, no, wait, sorry. Before you say that, I'm sorry, Ben. I'm not, I would never maliciously also do anything in your space, but I do find it so funny that I.

Just was like, yeah, I'm going to eat this rice in Ben's office and just make it home. I appreciate the apology, Mike. You know, I just, this is just a suggestion. And it's not my gun. It's not my, you know, I don't have anything to do with these guys. I just have Ben pull the trigger. But no, I was just saying. Where are you going with this?

Well, you got, you know, a couple hooligans that like to have these late night runarounds with some randoms at the shop. Yeah. Maybe don't have the AR-15 just chilling on the wall in your office. Oh, dude, we're not, dude, I mean, we're not. I don't know if you're going to stop playing Call of Duty. They're going to say, I don't remember it wasn't me.

All right. That's it. Evan's fucking leg is all wrapped up. Dude, I don't fucking know. I was watching the cameras. I would say, maybe valid concern, but also if you actually have to be,

like, worried about that, or if you actually think that an accident like that would happen, fucking kick me out of the business right now. I know. You know what I mean? I'm kidding.

Not actually, but no, you have surprised us before. But like, to what caliber? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just cracking a gel on the wall. I was the wrong choice of where it's nine millimeter. What caliber though? No, oh yeah, we had the one run in with the 22, but it could get worse.

I'm not worried about that. That's too funny. I was just cracking a joke. Because that's what I think of like right where the throw was right in front of the AR-14 that's hung on your wall. So I was like, No, they were just looking at the gun. It is, yeah, it is concerning.

We'll get you one of those fancy ones where it's locked to the walls. Dude, it's fine, though. Like, the buddies I had, most of them were in the military, so. They know what he used to do. Those guys? It seemed pretty big, yeah. No, they were. They were big.

No, they were just, like, fucking jacked. Like, I was watching them because I was, who the fuck are these guys? You know, like, get over there. You get all these notifications. I'm like, what's going on to shop? Is there a party there without me there? And I click. The only people on the cameras are people I've never seen before.

I'm like, is someone else having a party at our shop? Valid concern. He has watched for an hour and a half straight. Dude, it was kind of nervous. Well, no, I didn't. So I didn't see you guys for a while. I was like, well, they got to be there. And I was watching your guys' location.

And then I was, you guys were over at the track when I looked at it. So you must have been ripping the shab like you like to do late hours of the morning and or early hours of the morning. And these guys were kind of wandering around. It was like for quite a while. And I was just winding down for bed. And I started just being like, I feel like someone needs to get there. This is kind of making me nervous. You should have came, dude.

No, it was fine. But, you know, you've never seen them before. I actually got up and put my pants on. I was going to go over there. Bro, you could have stopped this. I can't believe you held out on that. You could have stopped this entire rice debacle, man. You could have stopped for my favor.

The reason why I stopped was because I then saw your guys location. You then walked back in because I was watching a camera side. Oh, no, we're in good hands. now. Evan and Mike. So we thought. We can get off this whole thing.

Mike, I thought it was hilarious. I think you should throw up from Ben's office more often, quite frankly. I like it over there. I like it. You know,

just don't accuse me of eating your rice or whatever. I would see. I don't come back. I know. Do you throw my rice out? No? He came up so hot.

No, I did not. You're like Patrick and that's a sponge pop when they're stranded and they only have two chocolate bars and Patrick he's just chocolate.

bar and he's got it all over his mouth and he goes hey do you eat my chocolate i was that hot i wasn't like i was just like that i was like how's that going did you guys know where my rice went hey hi oh yeah i was yelling did you eat my rice or do you know where it went with my eyebrow down like this hey no you were you were mad because typically either ben or i throw out your food or your half drinking coffee or whatever the hell you're saving in the fridge because it sits in there for a week. So you probably thought, you probably thought that we threw out your rice, which was only like a day or two old, which was all valid.

Yeah. And it did. So it makes sense why he came up after us hot. Giant puzzle of making, uh, it got solved of making me. Dude, this to whole debacle, we could name rice gate, rice gate. Yeah, I'm glad we got that settled. I'm glad that we got the beef squash, Mike. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just stay on my office, man. puts a little like gate on it like a childproof gate you know like use a couple wait wait yeah yeah yeah it takes two brain cells

it's like I don't have to stop I don't yeah I don't have to stop like a little bit of a puzzle like I don't have to I don't have to stop Micah I don't care squeeze and pull I don't care if Micah comes into my office but like yeah the gate totally stops blacked out Micah you just can't get it

I just can't do it They're both up there Both working on it I don't know a whole lot About this I don't want to go too in depth With it But there's basically this new program

It's still in beta But it's like an AI program That is wicked smart I don't know how it does this But you guys are going to be Absolutely mind blown When I show you what it does I think this is going to like completely change honestly everything.

This is the first time that I've ever seen like AI where I'm like, oh, wow, this could completely replace industries of like, again, I don't know coding. I don't really understand AI in general, but I had a friend show me this and I was mind blown and so I wanted to just pull it up and show you guys this because I know you are going to be mind-blown. You ready? Watch this. So I can type something in

and it'll basically give me a real-time response. Write me a short story about a man that has a hog but also has an extreme anger problem.

Put in whiny. Are you doing anonymously? Or are you, like, where are you getting this from? It's just the first thing that came to mind. John has always been a bit of an odd duck. He loved hogs and had one of his own care. But he also had an extreme anger problem. We're working on it, if whenever something didn't go his way, he would fly into a rage,

and those around him would quickly back away. No one is specific here. All right, okay. So that's just like... John's hog was the only thing that could calm him down from his house birds. He would take long walks with it

and the hog seemed to know that John needed it. It would lay its head on his shoulder and John would... I didn't know it was that long. Whoa. Whoa. Have you not seen the picture?

Hey, we're not getting to the specifics here. One day John was walking with his hog and another man bumped into him. John was a... John was about to explode, but the hog saved him from himself. Wait. It jumped in between him and the other man.

And John suddenly remembered the calming effect his hog had on him. He took a few deep breaths and realized that it had been about to make a huge mistake. It basically responds to whatever you type in there in real time. And this is just one avenue of AI. You know, like there's like writing

and there's like visuals, there's like videos, there's like deep fake, you know. Yeah, it's amazing. I wish I had this when I was in college, dude. Oh, shit, I never write me essays and stuff. You can change things over here, but I think you can set it to, like, write you an entire story. Type in there, what's the easiest, what's the easiest way to make money? Who is the YouTube channel, CWIC?

What? C-Boy C-Boy's TV is an American YouTube channel run by the Tyler brothers. Logan and Jake. Stupid. They feature a variety of content such as vlogs, gaming, and more. Their channel was created in October 2016, which is true. and currently has over 4.3 million subscribers, which is adding something to us. All right.

It's still a little stupid. It's in beta still. This thing is gone. It's got the hog story down, you know. But that's how I also feel like a lot of the AI, like almost everything that's out right now as far as AI is like, it's in beta. It's in beta, which I don't know what that means. But do I feel like this will just get really good and it'll almost like write your text

for you? You know there's like predictive text and it kind of sucks ass now. but like you'll probably be like able to text can you grab me and it'll just like fill it in right because when ben typed something out it really just fills in details around what he said however it was all grammatically perfect ask the AI system why micah threw up in your office uh why did micah know it's so specific It's going to think you're a rock This is an impossible question

To answer given the limited information You would need to ask Michael Why he threw up in order to get an answer We did ask him You won't admit it I lied about it Okay hold up write me a story About a

Business Partner Who got drunk And through up in his partner's office. All right, this will be the true story since no one seems to know it. This is the accurate story.

John had noticed his business partner Joe for years. They had worked together on many projects and had been as successful in their career. One evening, Joe and John decided to celebrate the success of their latest project with a few drinks. Neither of them intended to drink too much, But before long, Joe had had a lot much more to drink than John. Joe uncharacteristically, dizzy and still drinking, decided to head back to the office to continue the celebrations.

Noticing how much Joe had to drink, John wanted him, warned him against going back to the office, but Joe insisted he was fine and made his way there. By the time John arrived, it was too late. Joe had gotten so drunk that he'd been sick all over John's office and was passed out on the floor with a bowl of rice. John was beyond furious and horrified With a ball, right? Shut up! No. This is a huge mess that one could potentially hurt their business if word got out.

Yeah, what were you two sneaking off going back to your office for? Joe and John. John was able to clean up the mess, but it didn't solve the underlying problem. Joe was too drunk to work, and John had to find a way to keep the company from damaging their business. He decided to put an embargo on the office, only allowing himself Joe in. that's beautiful yeah yeah i'm gonna start doing this so that's what i love about it is like you give it

a little something and it gives you a very proper well-worded with big words grammatically correct response or paper or story to anything i'm gonna start using this for all my podcast responses you guys are asking me a question i'm like one sec ben's like yeah but i mean and that's just one avenue of like a i like that's wording it can write you stories I remember Ryan mentioning something a while ago about, like, lawyers using it, using it. Yeah. So I saw a thing on like Twitter and it was basically like all you had to do was like type me a lease agreement. And it would just like type up a whole lease agreement in like a second, which you would normally have to pay like thousands of dollars for.

Right. Which for stuff like that, it makes sense. It's almost like all that information is cut and dry. So the AI could do that. Like sometimes. Based off of old information. I worry that like one day. not to a full extent

that AI could take my job it's insane I mean you just now you can go to jumping jet skis no no no no just the graph design but you know

you go to a thing and then say like create this and then it just does it create a logo it just does it obviously it doesn't fully take the job of the creativity mind of a human

but like it could take you know it could take the generic logo illustration right out of artist's hands, which is kind of cool. Which is kind of wild because creativity is like the hardest thing to make up. Like you can't, well, I guess apparently you can, but you can't code creativity coming up with something new.

It could probably just reuse old stuff. Or I guess that's kind of what it does, but it produces so many different versions of it that either one, you're bound to like or two, you're bound to take inspiration from. So are you telling us on this very podcast and this one 40 minute span that you threw up in Ben's office and you're also easily replaced by the internet.

I think so. You're not doing yourself much favor. I know. I started diving into the tip of the iceberg on this AI stuff, which I have a computer. It's a computer. We took Mike's advice. You guys would have,

hey, all I got to say is a computer can't throw up in your office and lie about it. You are right. You are right about that. I'm just kidding. Mike. You are a truly an invaluable member to this team. Too funny.

God, yeah, but it is funny. Just showing all of his cards. A good thing you don't work anywhere else, Mike. You'd convince him to be like, yeah, you know what? We don't need him. Which is not the case over here. I was talking to Justin, our good friend, Justin. He is an electrical engineer and a place that he used to work at.

I was always like, so like what project are you working on? And one time he was like, oh. Dude, I'm building this robot, actually, that is supposed to be like so smart. He can do this and this and this. And I was like, isn't that your job? And he's like, yeah. And I was like, are you building a robot to take over your job? Like self-sabotaging?

He just starts taking his time. He's like, I'm going to take my whole career. No, I remember him talking about that. He genuinely was building a robot to like replace what he does. But luckily, he can keep building robots to do more jobs, but still. That was accurate. This robot is going to have a real temper problem. It's going to be hard to work with.

And if you rush him, he's going home early. That's what God did when he made Evan. So what's the deal here? We got a little trip plan for the end of the year, a little celebration. We're taking the first week off of the year off. The only week we take off of the whole year. Where are we going?

We're going to Florida. all coming for that. And my real question before we even get into that, are we leaving our nipple piercings in, or are we taking them out? Because I'm not trying to be the only guy there. Ev took his out, okay? I took mine out. Yeah, I took mine out. Yeah, I did. Mine fell out and I just didn't want to put it back in. Yeah, I took

mine out. So no nipple rings. All right. Okay, well, that answer's that. Are you hold up. Are you, what do you mean? Are you taking yours out? Well, I was going to be, dude, how I viewed it is like, dude, if we roll up to a beach bar and all of us nipple pierce? You're worried about looking cool, huh?

No, I was just thinking about it like, realistically, what's the point of me keeping my nipple ring in at this point? Just to be the laughing stock of people, you know? You're not going to be a laugh. So that's what you thought. That's kind of what I mean. I'm like, Ryan. No, no, no.

I was just like, I don't know. I don't really see a point of keeping it in at this point. All right. I kept it in because I thought that the only reason all of us should. should have them is if we did like a shot of all of us having our nipples pears, which we never ended up even doing it. I was going to say, didn't you guys even get a picture of it? That's sad. No, we did. That is kind of sad. We need to make a, I'm not going to lose much sleep over that. Actually, we need to make an Instagram real of all of us going, ah, ha, ha, ha, like, dubbing like really quick

of us all screaming getting our niped pears. Dude, it's like actually wild to think that like all of us have pretty crazy had our nipples pierce though. It's like a year ago, though, if you had said that you'd been like under what context like why no that's what i mean even at a younger age let's say like at 14 or something i'd be like yeah it's not one of those things you strive for it never ever ever it's just like off the list yeah something like girls do but well i'm just glad because only ken's gonna be the only one there with the nipple piercing are you going to keep yours in i took them out no no i heard as soon as i heard just close up as soon as i heard that those two took theirs out i was like it's done it's a done deal

and I took it out and I had to take a pliers and like unscrew it same yeah yeah it was super in there and it felt weird but I was like I don't want to have fucked up nipples because I hear that's a thing it's a permanent hard and they are kind of fucked up I'm not going to lie I would say they're like my mind is messed up

yeah mine looks I have two of them rocker that's why I was kind of trying to get an assessment but realistically Ken's only one with a nipple ring Evan yours fell out should we just have Evan hopper yeah have a hop on here. We'll have the nipple boys on for a little bit. I can get off. I got pee. You don't call us to that, Brian, preferably.

Guys, I know this has been a long-awaited thing. We said we're going to wait to 150,000 subscribers, but we are gaining subscribers at an alarmingly slow rate on this podcast, so we're going to bring Evan in to say some really important stuff. Evan, get in here. I know you've been dying to talk, man, ever since the last podcast. You had a lot to say there, too.

Hop in, bro. you're not going to take your shirt Hey you guys got him a shirt And he rolls up wearing a pretty stick shirt too Nice That's what I'm talking about I thought this one was funny Because it says do milk's not drugs

But I like to do both You do in fact do that Wait, you got that pre-broke, huh? Dude, I got so caught up in the t-shirt. I forgot I was standing over a plastic chair, and the second I sat down, I felt the leg almost kick out. Did you have that pre-broke? Yeah, I took a saw to it.

Oh, that's what you were... I got too aggressive with it, so I had to tape it back together. All right, so real talk here. What do we got going on here for the end of the year, little celebration? We always take, for those you at home, if you aren't aware, we always take the first week off of the year to go on vacation and just do whatever, do whatever the hell you want.

And we're going to Florida, but it seems like there's this whole divided thing. It's like, Ben, you're not coming, you and Greta aren't coming. No, no, no, no. It's like, who wants to go on vacation? It's like, oh, I don't know, man, I might not go. No, I'm coming now. Oh, you are? Yeah, yeah.

So is your girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We booked the tickets last night. Mike, you're not. coming or what no way no wanted to things didn't work out fair enough but it's looking forward to the time off what are you going to do that was my thing like with all of you guys leaving i knew if i just stayed back i would kind of just like end up hanging out at the shop kind of just like doing what i normally do and i was like oh man i got to like take advantage of the off time in some way i mean

i feel like i add more stuff to my to do list every day than i complete so i'm going to take that time to do that also no days off with Mike do love chilling at the shop I mean you guys know like I 365 genuinely love chilling at the shop but I'll just chill back Mike tells at the shop more than no dude I own this fucking place 3 a.m. 4 a.m he's roaming it

I own this place like a ghost dude keeping an eye on all the hours zombie though Evan will be Evan will be back here with me and we'll just keep an eye on dude we have like 19 things to fix the razor needs to be fixed the banshee really needs to be fixed the three weird we have so much broken stuff i have seen he needs to be fixed like the list goes on

and on like i said add more stuff to the do so anyway just going to say back just going to just going to just going to chill to be honest the real question is how do you guys feel about me and mike holding down the four for a week terrible it doesn't feel very good not proven yourself well at all i might change the codes and lock you guys both out okay that'll be really funny like i mean we send security here just to stay out and don't let these two in here i'm just imagine You, so like, what security would you send? Like someone that actually. Russ, 100%.

Well, his name's Ross, actually, but Russ. It wouldn't stop me. Russ would have some other things to say. What are you going to do, Mike? If we have securities posted up at the door, what are you going to do? Outsmart them. How so? I know the place 10 times better than they do.

What are you going to do? Like, give me a game plan. I mean, I would just trick them. I would try multiple times. He's like a fox. Dude, you couldn't find your way through a bowl of rice. How are you going to break into the shop with armed security? But it's also funny because if you guys have hired security, it's like, it's quick.

It's like I don't get in trouble with the cops. Like my name's partially on the building. So it's like, I'm not going to go to jail. So it's like I just have to outsmart these guys. We're going to set the DNR up. They'll find a way to tick you. Although you guys are just like, I, you didn't, we didn't say who we hired. Yeah, they're going to beat your ass if they catch you.

We'll hold down the fort. Whether you guys believe it or not. I don't at all. Let's just send the carpet cleaners in before we come back. Yeah, if you guys want, that'd be great. Carpet cleaners ain't no harm done that. Yeah, just book that, actually. Yeah, just get that locked in.

Take all valuables out of here. So do you guys see in our C-Boys TV DMs that kid that, oh, I don't even know if he was a kid, he might have been a man, but he hit us up and said that there was a Corvette Z-O-6 coming in? I saw Ben sent it, and it is some pretty monumental information as far as... Yeah, if we could get that, that'd be sick, dude. And I know I talked a little bit of trash on the Z-O-6 Corvette initially. I don't know.

This might have been a couple months ago. I am because I saw the video, and honestly, they're sick. They're so sick. And I never said they weren't sick. It was just like for how much money they were. I was like, why would you buy a Corvette for that? You could buy something, you know, like an exotic or whatever, something a little bit cooler.

But I don't know. They're pretty damn cool. So I think someone needs to take it up on the... If we have an allocation sitting there and they're like, hey, do you want this or not? Someone needs to grab it. So he basically said he was legit. It's coming in.

It's black too, dude. That's sick. Oh, I didn't even know what color was. He says black. And so that's a big deal. I mean, I know you've been just trying to get your name in for one. of a car but you guys both of you keep saying like someone needs to jump on that like i'm going to be honest right now it's not going to be me yeah i love it but of course like it's not going to be

evans so like let's let's start kind of narrowing down on who who would take that don't count Evan out like that sorry he's not buying his zero six dude he's not buying his dirt bike in the passenger seat yeah just imagine dude the only car i'm driving's in el camino I don't even think that's a car I don't even know if it is a car That's not a car That's a truck What are the requirements

I just got Two wheel drive That sounds like a car to me It's a pickup car No if it has a bed It's a pickup It's a pickup The cab is a car

At the front It's a car That's always gonna be out for debate Oh it's up for debate Always No I think Ryan's taking it I already pledge them to it Yeah that's what I'm kind of getting at

I was like well it seems like You two checked out Kind of when the real They became real And then you're like, Ryan, yeah, that's you then, right? Yep. Yeah. He's got all this Coors money, dude.

Ryan's going to be like, my rich friend, Ryan. He's going to be like 2005. He's sponsored by Coors Light and Bluetooth. He drinks a lot of Coors Light. And then when he gets home, he always pops a blue chew. Man, it sucks getting roasted on the podcast, especially when you're not on it. The liquor makes it not work. But the blue chew does.

It's a collab. The way of the liquor, the blue chute collaborates in my tummy. They came in as one. If this doesn't get this drop from our fucking contracts, I don't know what well. They'll pay us double a shut up. Driving this homeroom is positive blue chure. Looking like 2005 Gucci Main in the Hummer. I'm only six feet away.

Okay, you guys shit talk me this much Just because I don't have a mic We're not shit talking you We're just talking Dude, I compared you to Gucci Maine That's a good thing I'm sorry guys It's okay

I don't know what's going on With this podcast No but I do want to take back What I said about the Corvette CJ I think the new ZO6 Corvette Is really cool Bro you were killing me tonight

It came and went This dude Bro this guy gets a fucking Perm and he's a goddamn comedian. I don't know if the perm has to do anything. Dude, get it together, bro. I don't know.

You guys are like, sorry, you're good. All right, so now that we finally have been, not Ben, Evan on the podcast, you know how you're kind of the troll master? Can we just bring up briefly the story of Evan like kind of getting you

because like I'd never get you. No, not kind of getting you. Getting, getting. I got them good. Yeah, yeah, I get God. I can tell it. I think you should tell it. All right, okay.

So, in the last podcast, we were talking about Liver King, and I briefly mentioned that the other day I had liver and it was terrible. The story behind it is, it had to have been at least six months ago. It honestly, maybe nine months ago. It was a long, it was a while ago. It was the Hog Day when that started. Oh, okay. It was that same meal.

What a glorious memory when we found out. that Evan was a fraud. We'll get into that later. But Evan is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, liver's good. I'm going to order it here on the menu. We're out to eat. And he gets it. And I must have just been on the other end of the table.

But Evan, I guess, gets it. And he finds out that it's the worst meal ever. He choked it down. And then I missed that he was like, this is terrible. And I must have gone, hey, how is it? And you went, it's so good, dude. dude, I'm going to get this every time. And then CJ and Ken both chime in.

Like, dude, I had a piece is delicious. And I was like, oh, I'll have to try that. So then for the next six months, Evan, every single time we went to eat, Evan was like, hey, you're going to try that liver and onion? And I'm like, I'm not really feeling it. So finally the other day last week, we're out to eat. I order it. And Evan is sitting over there just like, like in disbelief that I finally ordered.

Yeah, I never said anything that day, though. You did it on your own accord. Yeah, because you'd said, like, probably 35 times, like, dude, you should really order the flavor and onions. It's really good. But only, like, once when we went, I didn't want to overdo it and just, yeah, yeah, you have to get it. It was just a beautiful amount. It was done flawlessly. It was a long way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like a long play, and I have so much respect for it. And I order it, and I get the meal, and I take a bite, and I literally put it into my mouth, and I was like, chewing it. oh my god and i look over and evans filming me and he goes how is it and i immediately go no no this was a troll the whole time he's getting better he's getting better because he's been a weasel little rat for the longest time and he he trolled me after six months and he put in the time and he put in the work and he got me. And honestly, probably more respectable than Evan doing it. Ken. I was going to say, this is a collaborative effort. Yeah. You got to hand it up to Ken. Ken didn't

ruin it, which is equally as amazing. He didn't spoil the beat. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was just in disbelief that Evan one got me and then I look over and Ken is pointing and laughing too. And I was like, no, wait, this was a collab effort. And then CJ's laughing. And then CJ's laughing, Mike's laughing, and I was like, wow, the whole team was in on this, except for me. So, like, I got to tip my hat to you have seriously, well thought out, well played, and I actually have respect for you. Thank you, Ben. That means a lot.

Coming from the Trollmaster, it took me six months to get one, but I got it, and it feels so good. Crazy, you got me. You got me. Call me whatever you want. I still got you once. Rat? That's fine.

Weasel. pieces. It's not the same when you call me a rap, but you don't do this. Oh, that's the worst. When he just looks at Evan, goes, you gotta get in here, Ken. CJ's got a piss.

I'm gonna piss too. Hey, just don't use the toilet. Septic's full. Oh, man, septic is full. Yeah, times are tough. Yeah, so CJ just left. How am I related to this? Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.

I was wondering the same thing. I genuinely think CJ just hyped up Ken to be he goes you need to be in here this is about you it's not about Ken at all doesn't have anything to do with Ken he just needed to pee really bad do you remember when you ghost rode the indie across the driveway and then it launched off of the jump I'll never forget over the trees that was my first stunt was it I think when I came aboard yeah I think that was like the first thing we did that's right it was just me you and CJ everyone else was out sick yeah that video basically got posted in a Polaris indie Facebook group that loves these snowmobiles.

Very specific. Very specific. But like I wouldn't look at the comments. There was 330 comments on this. And there's like a thousand members of this group. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Of this indie groups.

I was like, man, they are very passionate about. I bet they didn't say nice things about me. They weren't super happy. So most of the 330 comments are just negative. like, you know, old guys, like, oh, disrespecting such a beautiful machine. These things are the best thing ever. Yeah, there was parts left in that. Like, what a waste.

This thing could have lived for another 50 years. Which is what I was expecting, kind of reading the comments. But what I thought the funniest comment was, is this guy goes into it. And he screenshots the thumbnail of the Polaris Indy being lifted up by the helicopter. and he goes, I hope this makes some more people cry and then he links the video to it with the thumbnail of it because that's an indie getting dropped. Yeah, yeah, it's like, what is the...

He just wants to see the world burn, okay? I guess. Like, just let him have his day. Whatever happened to freedom, like, if you buy something, can't you do whatever you want with it? Yeah, you would think, but there's still going to be people offended by that by like, I mean, the same thing with yesterday, like, why were you so worried about us launching that R6?

because it was... Can't we do what we want with it? That one had true... It's the emotional ties. The one... It's like if you have emotional ties to it, though. Yeah, no, I had emotional ties to that R6. You know, we've been through a lot.

But if we're being real, we were launching it into the neighbor's lawn. That's the part I was sketched about, but we can cut that. It was not his lawn. CJ, you fucked up this chair. There's a complete wheel just missing off of it. Easy with the potty mouth here, buddy. all right so the other day we were talking on the podcast about stories that have happened that we like held from our parents um but off the podcast afterwards evan came up to me and was like

dude when you guys were talking about this i had the funniest story of when i was a kid and i was i was like stop stop stop just tell me on the podcast i've been waiting for this moment Ryan's been like, oh, we're holding out until 150, so I've been holding this for a while. But where were you going with that story? I was younger. I was still in high school, and I would sneak out all the time, like, all the time. Go hang out with my girlfriend, hang out with whoever. Just do whatever I wanted.

And one night, I sneak out, and my girlfriend would pick me up a couple blocks down the road from my house. I'm walking down the sidewalk. It was kind of irrelevant, but like a cop drove by. it's like 11 at night there was maybe curfew so i was a little sketched out how old were you like 16 17 okay and uh so i kind of like dip around this bush whatever like go back onto the sidewalk and roll my ankle on a on a crack this is why you're getting picked up like on my way to get picked up yeah like 11 at night i just snuck out of my parents house i walk a couple blocks see a cop drive by and then like just roll my ankle so bad and like it hurts terrible i like limp over get it get in

my girlfriend's car like go back to her house um stay the night there taking ibuprofen and it hurts so bad like i think i need to go to the hospital but i'm like i can't just go to the hospital and then tell my mom what so she my girlfriend drives me back home at like i'd always sneak in at like five six in the morning before my parents would get up for work, go to bed for an hour, and then go to school. So I sneak back in the house, immediately go to the bottom of the basement stairs, make a bunch of noise or whatever. And it's like, blah! Wait. This part of this, but that's, this is a decoy then for you. Yeah. So it's actually like 10, 10 hours after the injury happened. I recreated the injury in my basement going down the

stairs. Oh, like you fell down the stairs? Yeah, or something. I just said, well, it made sense, like, I rolled it on the edge of a sidewalk. So I'm like, I rolled it on the edge of the stair. Okay, yeah. Either way. Yeah. And, uh, mom brought me to the hospital. My foot had, like, a hairline fracture in it. So, like, not that big deal. Got put in a walking cast or whatever. A boot. Yeah. But you broke your, I just love how you broke it, like, sneaking out. It wasn't no shenanigans or anything. like there was no at this point were you even running from this cop like you were just like moving quick or what yeah exactly like i was no shenanigans at all he was just speedwalking away from a cop he was speedwalking yeah the only shenanigan would be like if our town had a curfew and i was out like too

late maybe the cop would have stopped me but i don't think he was even looking at me or knew i existed it was just in my head like oh i got to be sneaky go over here oh my ankle so you faked rolling your ankle down the stairs for your mom to bring you to the hospital and she never questioned it? Nope. Does she know to this day or is she listening to this right now? No, I did tell her like years later

like probably my really 20s or whatever when you like you tell your parents all the shit you got away with one of those things, yeah. You gotta get the ha ha ha ha ha I did this and that. Like her hinges on her garage door squeak like crazy because no one's there to WD 40 them anymore. I used to keep those things. Just greased.

Okay, that was a complete other side of the spectrum. You're like, yeah, you know, you're like 25. Guess what? You know why your garage door hinges never squeaked? It was me the whole time. He's like, no way. Oh, oh, you were doing it to sneak out. Yeah, I keep the doors.

I keep the doors lubed up so they didn't. Oh, it didn't cross my mind. I thought you were just creased. Oh, you did too. Oh, you did too. I thought you were just being nice. Just grease. On my list of chores, greased the hinges.

Yeah. Yeah. Mike starting going out. Yeah. Jokes on you and nothing about the house. So you did that so you could sneak out. I'm surprised you use a garage door to sneak out. But that is smart.

No, not at all. But the one time it backfired, exact same scenario. I'm getting brought home at 5.36 in the morning in the middle of winter. And I'm coming in the back. backyard. I'm looking at like our kitchen window from about 75 yards away, like through the bushes. And I see a face looking out the window. And there's lights on in the house. I'm like, oh my God. They, they seen me. So I'm wearing basketball shorts. And I did have a jacket on,

but I'm like laying below the four foot snowbank that the snowplow left. And I'm just high, I peek my head up. It's like, oh, it's still there. And I ducked down. And then after like, 10 minutes, I hear the snowblower running in my driveway. Okay. And I'm like, this is really bizarre. And I look up a little more and I can see my dad snowblowing the driveway in the front yard. And I'm hiding in the bushes in the backyard. And then I really look at the window and realize that's like a life size window cling of Santa Claus.

And it's made to look like his hands and he's peeking around the window. but I was so nervous when I saw the face. I just ducked right away and I'd look up and see it. Oh, no, they're still looking. So then I realized, I literally, my dad, I waited. It was like a video game. My dad's coming down the driveway and I just wait. And as soon as he turns his back, I just shoot right in the house behind him.

You came home early enough in the morning that he was snowblowing. He got up to snow blow before work, I guess. Ryan, hop in on this one. I got one more. One more sneak out story to tell. I'm going to pick up my brother from the bar. Okay. All right.

No, no, you can stay, I have. Oh, I got pissed. I was, I don't know, sophomore in high school. And I had Ryan and my buddy Sam over. They come over, we're hanging out, and we had, like, a couple of girls that were neighbors. And I think we must have, like, snuck over to the girl's house. And we were there. I should say, I was there to, like, maybe.

maybe two or three, and then I went home, went to bed. The next morning, I wake up to my dad standing over me being like, get your ass out of bed. We're having to talk. And I'm like, oh, this isn't good. I'm like trying to think of like, what do we do? Did I get caught? I'm looking, I look over and like the guys are like sleeping and I'm like, they're here. Like, what, what happened?

And long story short, I leave these guys stay. And it's like 5 o'clock and they're hanging out at this girl's house. And this girl's dad comes down and like catches them like all in bed together. At like 5 a.m. too. It was like an unreasonable time for him to be awake. They're like all in bed together. Poppin blue shoes? This girl's dad and my dad.

dad are like best friends so he's like Ryan Sam I think you guys should leave like go home right now so Ryan and Sam leave my he probably like calls my dad and tells him and it's like I just caught like so and so like in bed whatever sent him home and so uh and his daughter had went to bed too so it was like the friends that had really all messed up so Jimmy was her dad wasn't mad and then your dad wasn't really mad because you didn't mess up and his daughter didn't mess up but we were just the idiot friends that messed up yeah so i wake up and my dad is like like question me like what was going on last night and i was like i came home i went to bed the rest of the guys and and like he was like oh okay and didn't really like care and he was like all right let's uh let's go we're going up

to ealy which is like northern minnesota right so so uh this trip was like planned but he was like all right let's head out we're going up to ely and uh when we leave i hadn't really said anything to ryan or sam yeah i think your dad took you out of the room to go out of this talk and then you guys basically left briefly after that we were tired from being up all night so we just woke up and you were gone yeah so i'm gone and i'm like way up north without cell service Ryan is back home like where did Ben go he just disappeared CJ the the creative genius he is comes up with the young age too possibly the best troll of all time

he goes oh yeah you didn't hear yeah Ben got sent off to a boys camp no you would say that that's such an accurate hop on this hop on this yeah so he goes oh you got said to a boys camp up in Ealy and I go, oh, no, the best part was that I knew there was a boys camp up in Ely. There really is. There's like a boys camp where they send troubled kids. So like, he's going up to Ely. Yeah, he's going to a boys camp.

I guess he's going to have to spend school here there. And he felt all bad. And so I'm, it was right before school and started. Yeah, it was Labor Day. It's something I did. Yeah. And so I'm texting Ben. Yo, dude, what's up?

All this stuff. Ben's got no cell service. So he's not responding to me. And I'm like, oh, no. Oh, no. So me and the other guy are freaking out. We're on our way up and my dad was like, hey, you should text Sam and tell him that I'm pissed

and I'm going to tell his parents. And I'm like, that seems like a little far, I know. And he was like, no, it'll be funny. I was like, okay. You guys really did. Yeah, see where he learns. He's really your dad. So I text Sam and I was like, just letting you know,

my dad's going to tell your parents and he goes no if you don't tell him first that was oh is that yep we had to tell the parents first oh god okay so then sam i'm sorry what when he said that like what did like what was he going to make what was your plan to tell your parents like you know i think kind of the pitch was like your parents are going to find out it's going to be a lot better if it comes from you to probably try to teach us a little lesson in honesty and i'm like Fuck that. I'm dying with this stuff. I was like,

I'm not going down. Because Ryan and I got caught the week before. Sneaking out. So I was already in the dog house, dude. I was a repeat offender. I was getting life in prison if I got caught. I told you at the end of that day.

I just kind of let you ride it out because it was entertaining for me. And then I think it was before I went home, you were like, yeah, I didn't want you to spill the beans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I text Sam that and then probably like three

minutes later, I text him back, dude, I'm just kidding. Like, he's not going to tell anyone you're good. And he, so I send that three minutes later. And he texts me back two minutes later and goes, dude, are you kidding me? I just told them. They're so pissed. They're so pissed. Right to him and told them.

Yeah, yeah. So Sam gets grounded for like the next month, two months. Phone taken away. He was like, all right, well, this is my final message. Like, I'm getting my phone taken away. And my dad is like, damn. He was just like kind of silent after that. You know, he's like, he responded to him in three minutes.

Couldn't have predicted that. Dude, I mean, actually. He just told him right away. That is something like him to do. So funny. Nothing wrong with that either. Be honest now or later. But you got to do it eventually.

But in three minutes. And that was good to until now. So you never, that never went anywhere. No, never told them. My whole family was in town. It was Labor Day weekend. It was like this whole thing. I was like, I am not going down.

Dude, my dad still laughs about that. Him and his buddy laugh about that. I walked in there. I was naked. I'm just kidding. I'm not making a little story embellishers they are, dude. I can't say it. Yeah.

Say it. Say it. They had their tense pitched. We'll see you later on that one. story embellishes. Don't do it, Evan. They had their tense bitch. Did he say that? He did, yes.

We did not. We did not. Oh, man. I haven't heard that side of the story. On that note, this one's been a ride, fellas. You truly, you got to see a late night conversation with the boys. So thanks for watching.

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