Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Exposing Our Childhood Youtube Videos

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

In this week's podcast Ken gets used for his money? Micah's Parkour phase is exposed, the boys break down F1 Vegas, and more importantly the Baja 1000, the most extreme race across Mexico. Then we take a trip down memory lane and watch some of our old youtube videos from over 12 years ago! Get a $3 starter set at https://www.harrys.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpo #ad Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼https://nordvpn.com/wideopen and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Your, uh, your girlfriend's friends. She was, uh, she was just, like, kept asking for money and I just had to keep giving her cash. Why? You didn't have to, yeah, what? Yeah. She had a, she had a, she had a gun under the table. Oh.

Did she really? Or was it, were you just giving her the money because she's cute? You caught me. How much money? Like, six hundred bucks came down the TikTok and she just like, hey, just keep handing me cash. And I was like, Jesus. She was not only using her for your clout, but then she kept the money. Damn, no, I took the money back.

Oh, you did get the money back. Okay. The way Alex was telling me about it was that you, she just took the money and you gave her a bunch of money. That was my gambling money, so. Do you always keep a couple hundred on you for gambling? Well, no, I won. So then I had some cash on me. And giving it out to the ladies.

Ken's always strap. Yeah, Ken won big on pull tabs last weekend, which is flexing it to everyone. So I'm not surprised that people know you have money. much money you went kent 700 bones last week god damn king wow good for you man dude i'm on a complete different uh social trend than my girlfriend like everything that she says i have no idea what she's talking about same with ryan i'm on a complete different social trend of as ryan too like he's always talking about like these tic-tok trends and shit that's going on one i'm not even on tic-tok but two i have no clue what anyone is ever talking about ever when it comes

comes to TikTok. I think my TikTok is vastly different than my girlfriends. My girlfriend's has like Alunders has you know people that she follows and keeps up on its food reviews and like fashion stuff and all that and all mine is is like classic dudes like us with just one off TikToks doing something really funny. Like I saw one in a guy he's holding the deer head and then uh the deer like comes around the corner and sees it and it's like a mounted deer and he's holding the mounted deer and the deer looks at them and then runs away. Like, that's my type of humor, you know? Weird.

Mine's only Latino women dancing. That's interesting. I don't know why because I don't like it, you know. Yeah, it's weird that they would keep serving you. I don't know why, yeah. You and anybody share an account? No. Just you on there.

Yeah, I don't know. God, that's annoying, dude. That's so annoying, man. I'm like, yeah, okay, so long press it and then press not interested, CJ's like, I don't know. I don't know. Why? It'll be ridiculous here, Mike.

It'll eventually figure itself out. I'm trying to mess up his algorithm that he's perfectly crafted. Yeah. If this is what it's serving me, this is what it's served. That's how mine is. Mine is just like whatever. Latino women? No, no, no.

But whatever it's given me is like whatever. Like I really do enjoy like, I don't really scroll past a lot, which maybe is a bad thing. But like, you know, so I watch some people watching their TikToks and they're like, me, me, me, watch them. Me. And I'm like, I'm watching almost every single one because it feels very curated, very entertaining to me.

Our TikTok got deleted the other day. Our C-Boys TikTok, which is really weird. I really don't understand that app and what works and what doesn't. But they just straight up just deleted our account. 600,000 followers, too. Just gone. No explanation or anything. So after that, like, I didn't even have, like, that's, like, the only account that I had access to.

So, like, every time my girlfriend would send me a TikTok, I'd be like, I can't watch it. I don't have a TikTok because I would just use C-boys and then I got deleted. So she would just send me screenshots of, like, the most. important part of it. Oh, my God. That's dedication. And be like, okay, all right, I'll just explain this in person, but, but here's like the, the gist of the TikTok.

I'm like, why are you sending me this? And you just couldn't download your own TikTok? I just didn't want to. Yeah, I feel that. It's a pretty big time waster. Huge. Massive. It is funny, though, that you watch them all, Mike.

I mean, I would agree I do too. But people's attention span has gotten so short. Whenever there's a long TikTok, you can fastboard them now. They're like a minute max. you can you can make them longer but typically they're under a minute and people fast forward through that they just if you hold the screen it'll go twice as fast i'm like now we're now we're intake in these short videos at double time like it's just insane interesting you get through twice the tictox and half the time yeah that's good though because these some of it's stupid ass ticotkers are

so goddamn annoying like um uh i was watching one yesterday that greta was showing me and it was this guy like cut his railing and he was like put this thing off of the ceiling and he was like Like, all right, I'm going to hold on to this, and it's going to lower me down to the second floor. And he wasted a minute being like, oh, this is crazy. This is crazy. Should I do this? Should I do this? Oh, it's the hype up.

And I was like, oh, my. It was driving me insane. I was like, I wish I could just, just one, not even be watching this right now. But two, just skip to the end if it does happen. That whole toxicness was actually born on Facebook. And it is violently worse. Bad, dude. I mean, I don't let it happen much.

or ever again, but like I really remember sitting through like an eight minute video where they were going to do something. And they didn't do whatever they were going to do. And it was so lame until seven minutes and 30 seconds. Yeah. Just insane. I believe the reason that they do it on TikTok is because anything over a minute you can monetize on. So they just, they just stretch it out to be over a minute. Like YouTubers used to do that when when a video had to be 10 minutes. If it was a nine minute video, they would just do a black screen for the last minute. That was so dumb. It's so I'm glad we don't have to ever do anything of the sort of that. No, no, I mean, you might as well just quit doing it if you're doing that shit.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like you're truly in it, I guess, for the money. Could make a couple more minutes of content or could do nothing and reap the benefits. No, what I love about Instagram and TikTok basically is it's just you can find little things that you would never actually watch, but you get little taste of them. Like, I found this guy doing parkour, and I would never watch parkour. Saw that Kailen Chan guy when we were in Utah one time. Yeah. Incredibly talented, but not really my go-t.

I almost said go-tie. Not really my go-to of things to watch. But I watch this guy in New York, and it is certified the craziest shit I have ever seen. I'm about to pull it up for you. Is this Roku? Where the hell's the Roku? We got two bottom-of-the-line TVs on this podcast. We got an Amazon Fire TV and a TCL.

The worst two, the two, the two, worst TVs you can buy. The best part about that is the worst TVs you can buy nowadays aren't even bad. Are pretty decent. I saw a Snapchat that I follow. I don't think they are. And he's moving into his like million dollar condo and he's like going and buying a new TV and he picked up like an 85 inch TCL. He was like, bro, what are you doing?

Buy a Samsung. I probably got that for like 500 bucks though. Probably because it's only worth 500 bucks. Anyway, look at this guy. Jumping off of a building to a pole. The way he hopped off was casual. Yeah, I'd have seen some nutty ones. I saw a guy jump off of a three.

It was either three or four-story building onto a sand pile. Wait, what the... That's what his hands not just freaking get shredded? What about his back, too? I mean, he just slid down a brick building, four stories. And this is honestly not the crazy. This is nuts, man. These guys just...

It's like that feeling when your balls are in your stomach, they're addicted to it. And they have to do something crazier and crazier every time to get that feeling. Wow, I'm actually really impressed. This guy is a massive resume of scaling multiple story buildings. This one's crazy. Front flip to the pole.

Wow. Over the wall. I've seen a handful of parkour stuff on Instagram, of course, and this is no joke. This is some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen. No. No. It's like, what are we doing here? Ken, can you look up a stat for me and just see how many people die a year from trying to

parkour. Yeah, that's an interesting stat. Wait, over under pickleball. No, pickleball. Over under pickleball. Over pickleball? Over pickleball? Yeah. You die playing pigball. I don't know if there's any deaths in pickleball. You just tear your ACL, yeah. Scratch up your elbow. Maybe take a tumble.

Well, I know I'm curious how many people die. I feel like people that die in parkour, they maybe just label it as suicide. Like, they're like, there's no way he was trying to do this. He was part of it. But he was. You know? Is there a stat? Uh, there's a Reddit stat that is completely made up, but it says 42. A year?

That sounds about right. No, that is literally just somebody throwing a number out there. Oh, 42. 42 deaths a year due to parkour. All Russians. It's a rather niche sport. That's what I figured that like the masses that play pickleball, more people have to. There is a great danger to parkour.

Yeah, but it is a niche sport. sport there's a lot of people doing parkour but it's like more like a wall flip and you know like a little gainer off something and pretty chill it that's being like oh there's a bunch of people that ride motocross and then there's like 10 guys in the world who are doing like long distance jumps did you ever have a parkour phase of course i could have seen you having a parkour phase like you and your buddy's going out around town and like you like tied your shoes super tight and you yeah but i like i wouldn't even consider it that though because like i could never even do like a wall So you did try.

Yeah, and I used to build a backflip on the ground for a little bit, and then I had one sketch moment where I, like, land on my head. And I'm like, I don't like that anymore. I bet you had a backflip lock. Yeah, yeah. Like, only like an on the ground backflip block, though. And you went back to just planking. Did you get that video I sent?

Pull this thing up and watch this guy. This dude's nuts, too. Oh, this one's crazy. And this guy is pretty consistent with his uploads. People are like... Dude, he does not shit. Like, this shit goes wrong, and you're done. Well, how does he even know where he's going?

That's what I'm saying is dark. I mean, he restart it. He jumped over that sidewalk. Like, if he wasn't running fast enough, that's, yeah, that's insane. You got to wait, wait, wait. Oh, my gosh, dude, dude. And he has a bunch of those. This one is insane.

He lands in between that. He was perfectly center. Yeah, I mean, he went exactly where he wanted to, but still, dude. But the sheer height, too, people got to keep in mind, like, 150 feet. uh is doable for humans but not if you don't know what you're doing just as landing wise and everything like you could totally die even the landing yeah that's why like he's risking it by having an aim i i'm not a big heights guy i can't even jump off of like a like a like i've never even done the high dive at the pool really yeah yeah well that shit hurts yeah

yeah i've never really been a fan of it just slap your nuts on the water yeah unless you go if you got if you got big sack you're gonna slap it yeah yeah can like some of us have Bigger sex. No, dude, I love. Well, I've avoided it. I love cliff jumping. Ken uses the stairs they get into the pool. That stuff is highly addicting, but, I mean, it's not for everyone.

I'm a treat, Mike. What'd you do when you were just, when you were a little fella running around Holly? Well, there's nowhere to cliff jump. Although, I don't know if I've ever talked about this, but we had in Holly, we had a thing called the spot. We just called it the spot. And, uh... Yeah, keep going. Sorry.

I'm just picturing Ken taking the stairs into the pool because his nuts are too big. And then the pool starts overflowing. But yeah, I can't even risk like just to jump in. All right, carry on. No, dude, when I was younger, when me and my hood rat friends doing hood rat stuff, we just had a place called the spot and it was next to the river and we had, you know, bike jumps and bonfire pits and then on. Oh, is that where you did?

graffiti? Oh, that was graffiti there. Yeah. Like on garbage week, you know, you go grab like couches and chairs and whatever else and you just, we just bring it there. And we would chill there, you know, it's like the classic, like someone would bring like a nudie magazine. Oh, nice.

Stashed that in that tree in the hole so that it doesn't get wet. And just like we did a lot of BMX stuff, a lot of like swimming in the river, jump in the river, like just a classic. And we just called it the spot. You going to the spot after school? Yeah, we had the spot too. And it was like this Like a dumpster

Behind this building And they had tried throwing out a couch So there was like a couch sitting Next to the dumpster But it was kind of like covered Because it was behind the dumpster And there's like these walls and shit And that was the spot for like a week

Until the garbage man came And took the couch away What the hell were you doing there? You just sat there man Just chilled It was like we're going to the spot There's nothing like being a 13 year old boy Sitting on an old couch

Looking at a nudie magazine What I mean? That couch had been through. It's like every young dude's dream to have, like, your own space. I mean, it's kind of like our dream, you know, have our own land that you could, so it's like when we could build our own stuff. I don't know who owned the land, but. He was going to say, nobody ever kicked you out of the spot?

No, it was crazy. It was just across from the trailer park. So when we needed to go back to my friend's house, sometimes we just swim across the river and go to his house. Oh, cool. That was great. Across the river from the trailer park? Yeah.

Uh-huh. Trail park adjacent. Do you guys remember planking? Yeah. Yeah, I had a pretty good video. Did you really? First videos on YouTube, actually. Well, me, you and Matt.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm picturing. A classic song, man. Oh, yeah, like the dreamscape or whatever. Dude. Tell me about it. What happened? The planking or the video with Matt?

It was just insane, though. The craziest place is to plank. A big trend because anyone could do it. Yeah, that's a thing I never got into it because I don't think I could ever really get my body the right way. here for those of you that don't know what we're talking about right now there used to be this trend before these stupid ass tic-tok trends were a thing we had this type of stupid trend yes yes this is this is uh you know some real taste of a trend where you would just go to random places

and you would just plank as a board you'd be real stiff face down face down and you just prop yourself up in weird places and it's called planking and some people did it a lot better than others some people would balance yeah like my oh shit mike's planking right now mike's planking on the podcast table you got a spin so like you're hanging off more there you go from my view that's a plank that's a great plank that's a great plank it's stiff as a board man so i think it got to the point of like where's the craziest places that you can plank and i'd imagine people were probably getting murked off planking in crazy places too had to planking happened after Tim Tebowing because Tim Tebow was uh he was a college quarterback at the time

he was one of the best in the nation every time he'd score a touchdown he'd go like this yeah and uh like take a knee and do that and then everyone started doing Tim Tebowing everywhere it called it T-boeing and then it was like planking was next and then they did faith healing and faith healing was when you like put your boobs up to the area stupid stupid stuff that was electric man it was electric yeah did you find that planking video I can't I can't find the planking video, but I did find the video when Matt tried jumping through the swing. Oh, play that. I sent it to Ryan.

That's great. It was 11 years ago, it's got 199 views. It's a very clickable title, too, so I don't know why it doesn't have more views because I titled it funny bike crash. Three X, four exclamation points. You did turn off comments, though. Why? We were getting a lot of hate back then. Yeah, it was it.

Couldn't take it. Man, I'm excited to see this. It's been a while. This is a true classic from the vault. me and cj had this friend matt he lived in between us we've talked about him multiple times on the podcast he's the most interesting man alive uh actually i would just love to get him on his podcast and just uh spam call sorry it's okay um but anyway this is matt matt went through a stunt phase you know he went through his like shitting in weird places

phase we had a planking phase yep he had a fashion phase faction fashion oh fashion yeah That's right. A dirt bike stage. Everything. He's done everything. Fishing, all that. Fishing stage.

Anyways, this was his crazy stunt. Look, he's wearing a wife beater. Oh, my. He's got the bars proper on that thing. Oh, you might have to turn this song. So this song was, like, popular for montages at the time. And it just made you look. That's me.

Oh, you can tell by the brother, Jay. He's going to jump through the swing. Dude, see, you've been a cameraman? Terrible camera work. Oh. So he gets clipped, he gets clipped, and I panicked and turned the camera. But then here you can see we're laughing. You're literally rolling on the ground, laughing.

And Matt got the wind knocked out of him. So bad. God, Ben and I were such little kids. Yo, yo, the best part about this is he did it, successful the first time. And then we had it again. And we go, yo, you should do it again. Because we knew there's no way he jumps through this swing twice. We were trying to go viral, man.

Look at those shoes I'm wearing. You just know I'm a little kid with A6 on like that. And the ankle socks, like the mid ankle socks showing. Dude, we've always kind of been. I have quite a few videos. Let me pull up one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, six. Do the Pogo stick on that one, that one's fine.

I've posted to YouTube. Wow. We've been doing this. We've been doing this. one of them is just my traxis rc car driving around in the basement for 23 seconds do you have the uh pogo stick video yeah pogo stick fell that up that shit is funny so this is also in matt's stunt phase uh where okay so this is like an extreme pogo stick where if if you like air it up properly and you weigh enough you can jump like 10 feet in the air

Matt hops up on this retaining wall to jump off of it to try and get more hair. And me and CJ sitting in the background right now. I think I'm in like eighth grade here. Yeah, so I was behind the camera here and very shortly I make a huge mistake and switch to vertical. This was like the biggest stunt too.

We couldn't believe that he was pretty stupid that he was about to do such a thing. This is probably a three foot. me. Yeah, that's a three brick, three high brick retaining wall with a cap. I can't even polo stick. I can't even polo stick. Ryan, you had a way deeper voice than everyone else. The damn puberty that hit me. Oh, yeah, and then CJ does it first.

Yeah, but like, better. God dang, dude, what am I doing? Come on, guys. Me, coaching. Come on, guys. No fucking way I could even hop on that thing. on the ground. Oh, my God. This is not a good idea at all.

I'm like cheering and Matt's like, oh, I gotta do this now. I got to do this now. I got one of them. Shit. This is. Oh. Oh. No. No.

Dude. That is so funny. Now I got an old. video of a cj and ben wakeboarding double wakeboarding behind x star this is back when we're in our wakeboarding phase so uh that's pretty fun here's a pretty legendary video

I believe that ben stole Ken's car in this I don't know Ben looks to be legitimately 10 I had to have been like 11 years old are we listening to thriller I think so dude and Ken is nowhere to be seen

where do you think we stole your car from I think he was in the back seat. No, that was Justin's BMW. Oh, yeah. That's Justin's BMW, dude. You can hear the subs. You remember that one time? This is great.

You were about that size, Ben, and then you and Ken were arguing, and Ken threatened to, like, beat you up, but you was, like, way older than you. I don't know. I remember that. And you were like, you can't beat me up. I'm too young. Matt went through a workout phase, too, where he wanted to get super jacked, so he would do a thousand. do a thousand sit-ups and a thousand push-ups every single night but the thousand sit-ups was to try and get abs he's in like that david gagan's face yeah he never got a single

he never got really i thought it probably worked dude a thousand so fucking pissed that's a lot that's a lot dude like i'm like but like how long do you stick with it for a while long enough that like he should have had abs yeah you guys can attest if you're doing a hundred push-ups a day you're going to notice you're different oh my gosh dude matt was the king of phases dude he was he had that r o tc phase the policeman phase yep doctor phase yep he was he was into sniper school he became like one of the top top snipers in the nation yeah he did did he ever have to go overseas no he never got to no they kicked him out because he wouldn't get the uh the backs that's right really yeah he was one of the top snipers and they they kicked him out

because he wouldn't get vaccinated. That's pretty insane to think about it. What a wild time to be. And now none of it matters because I don't think they push that on him anymore, do they? I don't think so. I would imagine not. Yeah, so he should just go back to that.

Yeah, could he go back? Now he's on to a different phase in life. Oh. I'm sure he's doing it in the most extreme way. Yeah. I bet he gets, oh my God, dude. I bet he's the best plumber in the world. Dude, yeah, like his butt cracks never shown in his life,

but now it's just always out. He's got his whole ass out. He's got his whole ass, like, no pants on. He showed up no pants. Did you guys see the video of the guy who rode in the back of the drag car at that dragway? I believe it was in Darlington. Like, yeah, yeah. Like he rode on the back.

Yes. No, I didn't see it. I saw that. Bro, honestly, I was, I was pretty hyped up when I saw it. But even I went, ooh, that was kind of stupid. Dude, they don't even let Ken run his Tesla because it's under a 10 second car and it doesn't have a roll cage. But this guy can somehow hop in the back. Look at him, dude.

It's just, I don't know, like a feeling. 50s, excuse me if I'm wrong, but 50s truck that's obviously really souped up. And he's just hanging on to the bet. Yeah, he's got a finger back. But they're cool with it. There's like, oh, he's a helmet on. Yeah, he's got his helmet on. He's good.

And blue jeans. Dude, can you imagine this guy tumbling down the dragway? Just wait. Just wait. No. That's a freaking really, dude. No. So he ends up being okay, and it happened at some, like, Exhibition Drag Night.

And it was a YouTube. Uber who did it, J.J. Jay J.J. DeBoss. Great name. And they ended up getting in a ton of trouble. Really? Mainly this dragway got in trouble. They used to have like whatever the drag sanctioning, you know, body is. Like cut this dragway off for letting them do that. Yeah. Insurance pulled like everything. Yeah. Just for that stunt, which in my opinion is pretty lame. That's what I thought. It's like, okay, we need a slap on the wrist. Probably don't ever let a human be. Not strapped in, but like, off the bat, I was kind of like, yeah, you know, of course, like they mistreated it, all this stuff. But upon further research, had signed waivers, the track people okayed it.

He was like willing and consenting to do it. It wasn't like they put two of them out there. It is kind of messed up sometimes the consequences of an action that someone who's higher up can just decide and pull something away like that, even though all of the proper things were in place to do such thing besides a seatbelt i can't say on that surprise like drag race guys seem like such hardos yeah i don't think that's a sport you really mess around in that's why i think it was a surprise to see something like that you you'd see something like that at a mudfest yeah exactly you know the guy would just be hanging out of the rope get away with that at mud fest right right right and it's just there's just almost no rules there but yeah the drag strip seems like

very rule oriented as it should be i feel like mud fest are one of the last uncontrolled unregulated grounds and the most of for sure like the most unregulated it's just it's just bananas it's like glamorous times 10 it would be actually different breed it'd be pretty cool to go to uh rednecks with paychecks that's like the craziest mud fest i believe it's in tex that would be insane they do like this barbie race downhill looks gnarly like nobody makes it oh they did that when i was uh in oklahoma too really They were asking me, you want to do it? We'll let you in on this.

It's just a giant, massive hill. Yeah, that they spray water on and then you just die at the end. You just like get, you just eat shit and then you fall in the water and you have cuts everywhere. And everyone's just like, yeah. I'm like, no, I'm saying, different breed. Yeah, they love that shit. Did you guys see all the stuff about Vegas F1? I saw a little bit, but I don't really understand like what the real issue is.

Well, that's the thing. It seems like every. hates it. Look like a fun time to me. That's what I'm saying. I feel like it looks like it's went off without a hitch. I've just seen, I saw, yeah, a few, like, let's just call her a Karen. She's making a post.

She's like, they're ruining Vegas. Look what they did. They drained this entire fountain to put up grandstands. And people are like, raw. They'll be gone two weeks after F1's done. And it was a desert prior. Well, yeah, I mean, it's like they'll just take the bleachers down. They ain't going to leave that shit.

So, okay, a little bit of context to the. listener. F1, which is Formula 1. How do you even explain F1? People that don't know. Little race cars. Little race cars that has like a cult following. I mean, they're big. They're short. Yeah, they're low. Very fast. Yeah, like 200 so miles per hour. Giant super car shifter carts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good way to put it. Massive cult following, but I've never met anyone that likes F1. Well, you maybe have. Maybe it's just not someone who's like, I, I love F1. Here's my F1 T-shirt,

Ra, Ra, F-1. Maybe. I think F-1's a rich person thing. I think it is too. It's just like they don't even know shit about it. And not obviously plenty of people do, but it seems like you don't even know much about it, but you just go for the social aspect.

Yeah, it seems like a hobnobbing. Yeah, you're hobnobbing. You got some expensive seats. You're sitting there and some sweet with people serving you crab. You've taken videos and stuff. It came to Vegas, which is the first time, which is kind of shocking to me

because Vegas is like the entertainment capital of the world, it seems like. It's actually, first time in 40 years. First time in 40 years is not the first time ever. But they put it on the strip for the first time this year. It's a much larger track that upset way more people. And they like straight up shut down Vegas for the last year to build out everything for F1. So like when we were there, the Blasio fountains like Ryan said, were straight up drained because they built grandstands in them.

And like you could barely go down half the streets because everything was. was, like, being shut down for, you know, part of the course. And, like, it kind of halted Vegas for the last, like, year for construction and everything like that. So I thought it was going to be, like, a huge success in, like, massive event. I'm sure there was a bunch of people. But what I saw is that they straight up, uh, closed it down on Thursday. It's like a two-day event.

Uh, and they closed it down on Thursday. So, like, everyone that paid all the money to go there straight up got like kicked out of the stands because a pothole popped out or a manhole a manhole popped out in the course so they and they closed it down so like everyone that paid like thousands and thousands of dollars straight up just got like booted out and they were offered $200 for like a merch voucher but they continued like after everyone got kicked out they continued like the the testing phase or whatever it was after everyone had gotten kicked out like an hour later oh man that's really wet popped out yeah so they actually weld them they like you know

There's obviously the metal cover that comes off And then there's the metal ring They weld it to the outside And then they cut them open Because the cars are going so fast It'll suck the caps off And one of them It sounds like the metal collar

Actually came out of the concrete And like ruined a couple million dollar car Which is probably awesome He crashed? He didn't crash But it looked pretty It's on video Yeah Obviously security camera footage

From one of the buildings It's like grainy gray footage All you see is a bunch of sparks flying That seems bizarre. That's what I'm saying. There were some like cell phone videos, but it's like it's covered by the protection walls and everything. And you can just see a car driving by those sparks.

Yeah, I did see a lot of videos of people like in their seats. One of them was Trophy Borough, who I love following because they follow, you know, like Baja is going on right now. A lot of off road racing. Really legit, exciting sport to watch. You're up close and personal to it. And he's like, all the caption was is Vegas F1.

And it's just everyone going like, this yeah dude that's what i don't really understand it was like what's the excitement yeah it doesn't seem maybe at different tracks but i think it's the being it's got to be yeah yeah but we've been there a couple let's see about one year ago one year ago when we were there uh in vegas they were doing like a promo shoot so louis hamilton who's one of like the best racers and some other guy they like shut down all the streets and they were just getting like video footage of it but that was pretty cool to see but we were actually like all the close for that.

Yeah. We were like straight up on the sidewalk while they were racing by. So I get that, but like standing up and they call them like paddocks or whatever. Yeah. That would just be like a social thing. Yeah. Although the sound of them, NASCAR's pretty narly, but that is next. What do you even is that sound?

Yeah. Like how do you make that sound is what I wonder? Yeah. What are those? Are those V-16s? How the heck do they get those that sound out of those F-1 cars? I mean, they're revving it to what seems like 15, 16. 16,000 RPN.

This year they're using 1.6 liter turbo four cylinders. Interesting. How much horse power? That sounds like the lamest engine ever, but they also use hybrid, right? Yeah, they got electric stuff in there. Okay, but how much horsepower are they pushing all these suckers? This one says 1,000. Jesus.

They're super, super light. I wonder if we could pick up an old F1 car like we do with all our other stuff. That'd be so sweet. And then we're driving on the street. um i i saw that the Ferrari that got destroyed was like a 15 million dollar are wow something like that that's pretty crazy money that's the other part yeah even for the teams how um i think up until like this year there was no u.s made uh f1 cars now gm makes like a catac or at least they're making the power plant for it and it's like a huge deal and they

pour like millions and millions and millions of dollars just to develop uh motor for f1 well like Ferrari Red Bull and Mercedes are probably the biggest of them. And they battle heavily. They have like secret air things underneath the cars. It's probably like the most technical racing sport, I'd have to say. Because you really have that much you can do other than be a good driver and make them like minutely different. You know, it's not how you just put a bigger supercharger on or something like that. I think driving those things is like insanely difficult.

Yeah. How many Gs do they pull can? Well, think you're going, you're going. you're going 200 miles per hour around a corner with someone next to you in an open wheel vehicle just think about your helmet your head and your helmet like being pulled yeah like what the core strength would take just to like stay in position i think they have some crazy stats what they can pull four to six gs while cornering Jesus Christ dude five Gs will breaking two Gs will accelerating that's crazy insane i mean how do you even how do you even put up with that for a long time

Probably in shape. How many calories do they burn during the race? I think burn around 1,500 calories during a race. Pretty impressive for sitting in a seat. That's more than a full-blown workout. Since they're professionals, they do make it look very finesse. It's just like, you know, 200 miles an hour. Just little wheel turns, but they're like.

Could you imagine it's like driving a shifter cart, basically? Pretty much. And I think that's how they start. Then you work way up the rankings. It's kind of like that style. I think it's too late for me? No, I think you probably, you could probably do it, Ryan. Yeah, I mean, start training.

Yeah, real, no, if you actually wanted to, I bet you totally could. Yeah, it would take a long time. Can someone want to sponsor me with $100 million so I can start an F1 team, please? I think you might be too big, Ryan. I know, dude, I think you have to be light. Like, that's what makes them good, is they're tiny, they're like horse jockeys. Yeah. Evan's kind of built like a stocky horse jockey.

Yeah, he's too built, though. Yeah. You have to lean them out. Yeah, you really have to lean them out. I watched it last night It was a Interesting race I don't know

I would watch it again Like 2 a M Yeah Ken was like sitting there He's like got it on Like the girls are sitting on the couch He's like Good

That's one Well if they were there They would be loving it You know they'd be hobnobbing I think they were just looking at their phones But yeah if they were there Yeah for sure They would have been loving it

You guys check in on The Baja 1000 at all I saw that Greg Godfrey our friend who started nitrous circus he's like super big on the baha he's done it like multiple times he wants us to do it and every time every time he brings it up we're like dude no way i'm not sure if we have it in us quite honestly it would be gnarly that'd be so sick to do but i saw he was there but other than that uh there was a guy uh dutch i believe he flew from

dutch from dutch oh dutcherland yeah from dutcherland i think no he's He flew from wherever he lived to San Diego, bought a Huswarned a dirt bike, rode it to the start of the Baja 1000, and then iron-manned it to the end, all 1,000 miles. Which, for if you don't know, iron manning it's just doing it alone.

Alone. Completely alone. No team, no support, nothing. Like the pros have trucks that follow them with, you know, food, medical supplies, parts, all the stuff. This guy literally just did it alone on a bike. He just would stop at random people's camps and they'd, like, feed them a taco.

Yeah, dude, when he crossed the finish line, you can tell people were like, this guy is something else. Yeah, he's like the hero of Baja this year. Just on a stock, 450 or like adventure, whatever bike? That's insane. Could you imagine traveling a thousand miles alone through Mexico, let alone at Mach 1 trying to win a race? It's one chaved butt. You'd have a sore butt from riding the seat that long. Dude, seriously.

Takes what, like 40? I think Greg was saying like 42 hours or something like that. But you don't get any sleep, you know, you just keep going. Yeah, they just go straight through, don't they? And that's like, that's where it stresses me out seeing the videos. Okay, so let's say you had the stamina to do it. But just the balls to just be like, they're like on the back of their seat, just twisted throttle. Oh, through whoops, just like fucking flying.

And like, I just think I would inevitably crash if I was trying to push it that far for that long. I think I think people do. I think people wad up pretty good. Yeah. Greg got ran over by a trophy truck Really? Yeah Because you're like out there with all the vehicles I think you start in front

And then the trophy trucks are obviously faster So they run you down Which seems like a really bad idea Yeah, when I do the trophy truck first Yeah, send the fast people out So dusty too, you probably can't see shit You gotta worry about the cartel taking you out I think it actually is like a legit concern

It is, it really is dude That's insane One of the craziest of all off-road races It's just such poor documentation though. Like, it's so hard to document that it doesn't... When Ryan brought it up, I was kind of like, damn, I mean, I haven't actually seen all that much.

Just this guy that Iron Man did. That's about all I saw. No, you'd need like your own helicopter and a filmer in the helicopter to just straight up just film you going down, like the whole thing. You know, there's nothing else like to just keep up. Get run over. There's this really good video of a guy sitting in the back seat, like the third seat of a Baja truck.

And then they're running down like a train. at night. Can you imagine doing this for a thousand miles? It would be scary. 94 miles an hour. Dude, this is what those cartel members see when they're just running, but they're running like stock Toyota trucks. That is insane.

There's a big hole jump into it, run over a few trees. Are they on a trail right now? I think so. I'm not really certain. But yeah, pretty nuts. I think that's kind of just back to what I said before. It's like I get that it's a long race and you got to have a truck that's built right or a bike. But like the whole just unrelentless 100 mile an hour average is just too much.

Got to be built different. That's for sure. Yeah. Like that, you just got to have big balls. Everyone, whenever balls are talked about that are large, everyone just looks at Ken. Well, yeah. He's a man for the job. Yeah.

All you can't you, Mike? I wasn't thinking of it? You got to get Ken's balls off your mind, Mike. It's sickening. You got to get them off your mind. It just take up so much space in my mind, though. Right, they're very large, obviously. I've got something that I guarantee y'all haven't thought about in a while.

This is fun. And don't groan when I say it, NFTs. Oh, man. I almost grown. So apparently, board a yacht club, you know, like the ones that we're selling for like a million bucks, still a thing. People are still buying and selling them. they had some festival in Hong Kong I believe

Ken do you know anything about this no okay no I do not entertain NFTs so okay they had this festival in Hong Kong and the theme of it was a bunch of UV lights well they used the wrong type of UV light so it was effectively like people standing yeah being in a tanning bed oh my gosh that's not good and so everybody in the front row they of course are minimizing it but it sounds mounted like 60 some people have like sought treatment because they're like corneas were burned. Oh my gosh. Because you're staring at it and it doesn't hurt.

Yeah. It's like the same thing apparently is snow blindness. Like it happens to people who climb Everest. Oh my gosh. That's bad. Yeah. Who. So Borde Ape was like throwing this?

Yeah. They were like throwing a festival, right? But they just messed up and put in the wrong type of UV lights. He's fucking NFTs, man. Now they're taking out with the finances. Now they're taking out people's eyeballs. So they can't see how far they're plummeting down. Who was in charge of that production that didn't think,

you know, maybe we shouldn't do these new lights that we haven't tried out or tested anywhere else? Yeah, the UV lights that emit the sun rays. I'm just trying to figure out what they were supposed to be doing. Let's say they were the right ones. What was the spiel? It kind of looks like black light. I have a couple pictures that I'll be popping up in here,

but it just looks like a black light. So it's, you know, they had greens and purple. and pinks and stuff like that. So it looked kind of cool when you're looking at it, but apparently not for your eyeballs. Because everybody was really confused. They woke up the next day and they're like, why do my eyes feel like they're on fire?

Makes sense. And they effectively got sunburned. Oh, fucking NFTs, man. You don't hear much about those things anymore. No, which is honestly probably good. I'm really good. That definitely shows like, you know, the world's maybe going

in somewhat of a right direction. Yeah, for a while there. It was like, things are, all going to be electronic, art is digital. Then you had half the world being like, I don't get it. And the other half being like, I hate this. Or it's the future.

All these YouTubers are pretty quiet that sold NFTs. Yeah, what's up with that? I'm so glad. They didn't do anything with them. They just pocketed the money and... It's because it was a cash grab. And usually all YouTubers that get a hold of any cash grab, no matter what it is, it fizzles out within a year.

All cash grabs fizzle out. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's called a cash grab. Yeah. So if it fizzles out, you know it was bog. Yeah. It is unfortunate, honestly.

I'm glad we never succumbed to anything like that. But you never know when it's happening. Like probably not all of the people were like, I'm going to make a folk to know money and then leave my people stranded. Right. You know. Yeah, if it would have worked, you know, then they would have looked like geniuses. Like after the FTX collapse, like you just do not hear about that kind of stuff anymore.

No one wants to hear about it. So we should probably even. stop talking about it. We should probably stop talking about it. I just want to talk about them getting their eyes eyeball. Yeah. Something that is cool now, like, that YouTubers are doing that is like a new age thing. Danny Duncan has done this for a while. He's had his stuff in Zoomis and Spencer's. Now, Adam LZ, he just did a deal with Zoomis, which is pretty cool because it's like before Zoomis was just like skate brands. It's just crazy to think like back in the day, there's no way YouTube merch would be in a retail store. But now. Makes more sense though, because like everyone that goes into it's probably

heard of, you know, every, every YouTuber that would obviously have a brand there. Right. And it's like, who would you rather buy merch from a random ass stupid brand that you don't even know who is behind that's not any cooler or a YouTuber that you actually get free entertainment from week after week and then a cool t-shirt that you know who you're supporting and who you're repping. And who you're reping in the brand that it represents. Yeah. Yeah. So as far as like the retail stores, it is a nobody. brainer. Like them putting that in, they're just like enriching the, yeah, the brands that are in their store. Yeah, it makes them look cooler too. When's the last time that you thought about

Zoomies or talked about Zoomis? No, that's true. The last time I thought about it was seeing that Adam LZ got it in, but other than that. The mall's a weird place, man. Yeah, it is. I always remember, like, Zoomis was kind of against the, against the grain to go to, like, if you were a skater, they're like, support your local shops. Don't go buy your boards at Zumis and your skate shoes at Zumis. And I'm like, no, they got a point. You got a point. You got a point. but sometimes if you go to the local skate shop they're like hey man you legit yeah it was like going to the salty spatoon I was scared I was scared to go into this

the local sketch very true you take a board off and they're like kick flip it right now yeah that's what I'd be scared to do a tray flip it yeah oh how cool would it be to skate like the mini ramp that the local skate shop has in the back oh bro I would never ask yeah it's too scary that'd be like if Evan worked at the front desk of it he'd be like you look too Cheeto to be in here Yeah, he would just bully them out You'd be like, I don't even want to take your fucking money Yeah

Those Aetneys are too fresh Those etneys are too fresh dude I bet you can't even do an Ollie Let's see it, how tall Yeah, culture of different things I think that's probably the most important thing That you can ever do with anything Is not try to be an asshole

And someone likes what you do Yeah, it's tough though You know, when someone tries to come in And Never mind Like what? I don't know You know, like you got a guy who's going to start riding dirt bikes,

and then you immediately start shitting on them for sucking at dirt biking or wearing a cheap brand. It's like, damn, you know, he's just trying to learn and progress in something new that he's trying to do. Then you call him a Cheeto. And then you call him a Cheeto rider for having OGI waffle grips. Dude, there ain't nothing worse than being called Cheeto. I know, dude.

I've started using that term in other places. A lie, yeah. And people are like, what does that mean? Cheeto is a good term, though. It is a good term, but nobody knows what it means. It's pretty Cheeto. And then they're like, oh, what does that mean? It's not good.

Oh, you got some, like, yeah, you got some Cheeto shoes on. What does that mean? Then you're just like, ah, it means like you got like bunk-ass shoes. They just look down. They just look down. They have like Cheeto branded shoes. Hot Cheetos shoes. They're orange.

They're just covered in flake. They say Cheetos. They got the Cheeto guy. Bro, pair that with a freaking cookie monster backpack. Now, you could actually get that at Zumi's. A monster Fox knockoff flat brim and some pajama pants. You are set. You know somebody's writing this down right now.

Like, damn, this is actually a fire idea. Cheeto shoes. Why didn't you think of that? You like the head marketing thing when you walk into Zumi's, like the first stand. Cookie Monster backpack or what type of flatbrim you're going to put on if you could put? I mean, the cookie monster flatbrim is a classic as well. But, dude, you remember when, like, the monster fox? Like, I was a part of that.

I was like, I got to have a monster fox. None of that was real. Like, I don't think, I think they did, like, one collab with each other. And then the rest was just, like, knock off, knock off, knock off. And, like, I had, like, a Monster Fox jersey that just came straight from China. Like, the print was, like, over here. Like, stuff like that. But, yeah, if you ever had a Monster Fox hat on, you were cool.

But now if you have it on. You're a Kyle. Yeah, you're a Kyle. That sucks. Poor Kyle. Do you ever remember? And Cairns, dude. Poor Cairns that aren't actually Cairns.

They got Cobb. Yeah, it just got jipped. You ever remember Kyle DeMello? He was always reping Monster shit too. Keep in mind. This is where it's tough for him. So he's rocking a monster hat, the real one that you get when you're sponsored. And everyone's like, you're like, Monster Kyle.

And he's like, yeah, yeah, I guess. And they're like, yeah, you just love monsters since your name's Kyle. But he's like, no, I mean, I mean like a professional motocross rider. Just gets diminished, dude. Just do a meme. Most parents did that to him. They didn't know it was going to happen. You think people, Karen's got to be the least named baby name.

Oh, God. Like for 2020 and on. I heard that the male version of Karen is just Darren. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know a couple of Darren's and they're really nice guys. Yeah, usually Darren's are nice. Well, usually Karen's are nice, but no. No.

No, that's not true. That's not even remotely true. I think it is true. Usually Cairns are nice, but this name got put on them. I don't know, man. 2020, 325 people are named Cairn. New babies. Comparatively to like how many in 2019, 439.

What about like 2000? Find a peak for me. Peak Karen is probably 1983. Yeah. No, 19704. What makes 199? 174 Karen year to you actually I'm thinking 1969 I bet that was peak Karen that's too early what a summer to live through man can you imagine being 21 years old in the summer of 69 no and if I had a time machine I had a crazy time machine I would definitely be trying that out how old do we have to have kids at to have our kids be in the summer of 2069 it was summertime in 1960s you just got to subtract 21 69 69 that's no way I'm pretty that right here.

48. I don't know if I can wait that long. So 2048, you have a kid. That's fine. They could be 25. In 2069, and they're good to go. They'd be pretty legendary. It would be.

It'd be like a nice thing I could do for my future child. Would be. Future Brian is like, you just know that year's going to be a kid. I'm like 33 in this year. Yeah, we'd be pretty old ever having kids at that age. Yeah, no, you're better off like popping a kid out now and then that kid having a kid. Oh, man, I could have grandkids.

Fuck. I haven't even gotten. first thing done you know can't be a virgin yeah maybe start there right maybe he focus on that first can you got any stats for us back there the most karen's are in wisconsin okay that's not surprising at all and minnesota minnesota is a hot second it's a very midwest name uh Karen peaked in 1957 57 damn hey do we still do the census though 60 i think so i think so I feel like that was such a big deal in 2010. Did we even do one in 2020?

I think so. I think they're probably focused on other things. Yeah, but it was a lot less than a big deal. Did you do it? I don't think I did it. I didn't do it. Isn't that like your American duty? No, I think I did it.

They called me and they're like, hey, we're with the census. Are you alive? And I'm like, yeah. And they're like, sick. We got you down. Really? It was that simple. Because that's what I'm saying.

The next census that happens in 2030, there's going to be a pretty dramatic change. in Cormon's population with all of the YouTubers that have moved there. Like we've got to, I mean, between the crews,

we got a damn near doubled. And by that time, it could be tripled the population of Cormonaut. We go from higher a lot of people, yeah. That's what I'm saying. We're already up seven or eight. What exactly our census again?

That's when you are. Just keeps track of your population. Yeah. How many people and where they live, essentially? Seems like a little bit of a violation. Dude, they already know where you live. It's basically like you live in like this township or county or state.

They're not going to your specific address. They know it. That's for the IRS. Yeah, I was like they know it. Like the primary thing is like drawing district boundaries for like elections and stuff like that. But those don't really mean anything anyway. Oh, hold on now, Ryan. It's not going to cancel here.

America. Mike, what are you doing on X? Uh, I thought I was like, bro, I'm, I'm not on, I'm on Twitter. Uh, here's something that no one will care about, but I'm really stoked on. I'm pretty sure I'm like the last intro. What an intro, dude. Oh man, you got me fired up. Oh, this one, Mike.

Yeah, you guys are laughing already. I unboxed, uh, actually Sidney did, but I got a king bed. Oh, nice. And it is, it is all the rage. I love it. It's massive. I'm like, damn, I think. I think I'm the last one I have a king bed like you got a king bed you have a king bed

oh you know ken's nuts ain't finna queen yeah you got a king bed you got reinforced frame too it's amazing it is just like just all the room in the world good so I just I had quite literally one of the best nights did you get the reinforced frame Mike I know it's rickety really you don't need that reinforced frame I'm Ryan can only hope but yeah I got a I got a wonderful nights sleep last night on that thing well interesting in what are we at in your dreams do you guys fight in your dreams or do you run in your dreams like you guys ever have in your dream when you're like either trying to fight or run away but you can't like as fast as you're trying to move feels like something's holding you back i'm trying to think like i don't think i

have to run or fight my dreams interesting mine is almost always i'm trying to get somewhere or i'm running i don't i don't fucking know what's going on up here it's all messed up is his eyes he's like fuck here we go I mean yeah I'm going to war tonight sometimes and like I don't know

what's going on but like yeah sometimes you have the dreams where you're like you either have to get somewhere or you're trying to run away from something and like you can't move

you feel like you're underwater uh yeah I mean I guess sometimes but can you guys like I know you can can you guys like remember your dreams because like I wake up

and they're just like delete every single morning I'm like I did just have a dream and I did remember this person, that's it. You get woken up so abruptly, you're just like, you're not, you can't even remember. Even if I don't, doesn't have time to, like, process. He's got so much going on.

If you're, like, filming and then you shut it off really quick, it doesn't save the last clip. That's like Mike, when he's dreaming where he gets woken up by water. Yeah, I feel like some people wake up, you know, they're like a tractor. It kind of, like, takes them. They got to get their coffee. They get going throughout the day and they warm up.

Mike's like bump starting a car. Everything's already moving. And then it's like, boom, bikes away. Yeah, it's a pretty good way to put it. Yeah. But I mean, like, I had a dream last night, and I woke up and I was like, what was that about? I was just frustrating, especially when you're like, dude, my dream. And then you're like, going on.

I'm like, how much do you remember? And you're like, well, pretty much all of it. Yeah, pretty much everything. I always remember my dreams. It's a bummer, too, because nobody gives a shit about dreams. I could tell a lot of interesting dream stories, but they're fake. So why would I even bother telling anyone that? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, it's kind of bummer. It's like NFTs. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like nobody wants to hear about him Or about Mike's stupid fucking king bed I don't know That's a pretty good story Nobody wants to hear about it

No I'm just kidding Why are you telling me this? Yeah it goes back to that Why you tell me this man Well on that note I think that's a wrap Yeah I think so too All right guys thank you so much for listening

We will see you next week Peace That's a wrap