Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Exposing our FYP's, How Ryan Lost $XX,XXX, & Evan Destroyed Kens Car
Episode Date: March 17, 2026In today's Podcast Ken enters with some HEAT, and calls out Evan for destroying his bronco with a problem the dealership "has never seen before". We then dive into Micah being banned on WhatsApp, Cjs ...Phone number getting leaked, Akward Fan Phone Calls, Crazy party at kens fishouse, Ben accidentally cutting CJ with his Knife, and CJs message to other Knife Guys Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/WIDEOPEN and use code WIDEOPEN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Use code 50WIDEOPEN to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Pretty boys love a man with a quad.
Bro.
I have a little gay twist to it.
It is a quad song, I guess.
I mean, it makes sense.
A couple people are going on blast for what they've done, yes.
Well, I got a shop.
Dudes just love shops.
And we really love shops in the Midwest.
I bought a car.
No way.
No, don't tell me now.
All right, welcome back to the LifeWite Open podcast.
You have a bad.
Whoa.
Thank you for opening us up.
Oh.
Hitting it from the back.
Thank you.
That actually is the front, Mike.
Hell of an end show.
I'm on backside of most of the cameras, so.
Thanks for having us.
Hope you're ready to do some Googling today because we're probably going to need it.
I'm ready to chat GPT.
I'm ready to call out a couple people.
Oh.
I got a couple people on blast today.
A couple.
It's coming with receipts today.
I know that.
I'd hate for it to be me.
Oh, no.
A couple people are going on blast for what they've done.
Yes.
Oh.
Ken is pissed, bro.
Fired up.
I know I'm one of them, but I'm excited to see where...
What happened?
Let's hear this.
So, Evan has been driving my Bronco for the last few weeks because he neglected his own Raptor.
And it's my Bronco started having some issues.
And he worked with the ops.
Don't forget that part.
You did work with the ops.
I did not.
So drop it off the dealer to get some issues fixed.
And they tell me, one, the driver's seat is blowed out.
Really?
That's actually true.
Do you have that in written?
No, I just had a small tear in it,
but I was like, just replaced the seat cover.
Maybe it was the knife.
Your knife friend.
The actual problem,
which they said they have never seen before on a Raptor.
I hate when you have a problem and someone goes,
we've never seen this problem before.
I'm like,
shut the fuck up.
The entire rear axle is blown out.
What?
That's what I was telling you.
There's oil leaking out of it.
They said the only thing holding the wheel on was the brake road.
That's what I thought, yeah, yeah.
How the frick?
Did that even happen?
Yeah.
They said they've never seen that before.
Well, I mean, definitely from when you've caught air in it.
I haven't jumped it in like probably two years.
I don't know, probably a year.
Last time that thing saw the air, we didn't have a paved driveway.
I mean, do you think that I somehow managed to snap the axle driving down the highway?
Yes, I do.
You managed to break everything in the dumbest ways possible.
I would say he probably wasn't driving it down the highway.
I bet you were doing some.
Was it a dirt highway or what was it?
There was no way I...
I'm actually on your side, but your track record speaks, so...
I know, yeah, I literally have no legs to stand on.
I told Jake, and he's like, I don't even know how you would do that.
I don't either.
That's what I'm getting at.
That stuff doesn't just break driving down the highway.
Like, I've broken the rear axles in a Jeep and in my Chevy,
cooning them off road.
Right.
But, like, that has to be from taking an impact at a...
at an earlier point and it just somehow made it this long.
Well, if they've never seen it, there's no way it happened from normal use.
What's your definition of normal?
The freaking cruise control from point A to point B.
You should have put a dash cam in there, Ken.
I should have.
Well, you kept getting those notifications, didn't you?
Every time you drove it.
Every time you drove that thing, I got a notification that there was something wrong with it
continuously until we brought it into the dealer.
Which was interesting.
And I never got any of those notifications before you started driving it.
Bro, it's just like the craziest coincidence.
I know it's hard to believe for anyone.
Even myself, it's hard to wrap my head around.
He told me they have to replace everything from the drive shaft between the drive shaft and the wheels.
So like the brake rotor and caliper is cooked.
How many miles are?
Holy shit.
That's actually impressive.
Under warranty though, luckily.
He said they're going to figure out how to warranty it because that's not an item that should be warrantable.
That's good.
It's under warranty, but it's like that's not.
item they ever replace under warranty.
So it's, it's not going to cost you.
It shouldn't.
Well, then if you get the bill, it won't be so bad.
You could just send the bill to Tony and Jake.
They'll pay for it.
Yeah, that's a good point.
It's a good point.
Yeah, who is responsible for this bill if there is one?
I want to say the guy that was driving it.
Or you could split it four ways.
Or you could maybe get Gavin.
Yeah.
Well, Gabry, Ken and Ev.
And then, well, I drove it like last fall.
So I was probably honestly harder on it than Evan.
You dropped this thing off.
with basically no gas in it.
It has 16 miles of range.
That seems shorter than when I dropped up.
I swear it had 40,
but it was like in a pinch,
I told you I was going to get it detailed.
I was going to fill it up.
And then you're like,
oh,
Jack's at the dealership right now.
You got to go meet him.
So then I just went there.
Yeah.
You did have a big day that day.
Have a bunch of fuel in it.
I mean,
yeah,
I mean,
I still plan on getting it detailed for you,
you know,
once you get it fixed properly.
All right,
you got anybody else on your list,
Dan?
Oh, we'll save that for later on.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Suspest, retention bonus.
I'm trying to think what I did can.
I'm like, is it me?
No, it's not usage.
And nobody else asks because it's going to be unexpected.
Okay.
It's always so interesting.
Oh my gosh, I am on the edge of my seat.
When you don't know, like I got locked out of my WhatsApp account the other day because some of my messages, I guess, went against the community guidelines.
And now my account's under review.
I'm like, I thought you could send anything on WhatsApp.
What fuck are you sending mine?
That's what I'm getting at.
I don't think that I sent anything incriminating or anything like that I should.
We just use it for sending designs and stuff back and forth.
I thought that stuff wasn't like they sold it as it's encrypted and they can't view it on
their side.
Anyway, I just thought that was weird.
So,
Oh,
that's a good point,
again.
Like,
that's what they advertise it towards.
Like,
secure communication that they can't view.
And it's been great for,
that's actually wild.
Communicating with our merch team and stuff,
but now I'm locked out of it.
I have a buddy who got,
uh,
he's not like on social media necessarily,
but he just uses it to like communicate,
but he's on,
you got his Snapchat band.
Just for messaging with like another buddy.
like to sell him a gun.
Like he was selling one of his guns to
got fully banned.
Can't get his, like the Snapchat's just gone.
He can't even make a new one.
The worst part is, just happened like a month ago.
The worst part is you lose all your stories or your snap memories.
Which is a dues.
And you can't make another one.
That's actually the second friend I have that.
Yeah, Cody.
Well, Cody.
Oh, third.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's been years for him.
But like straight up, they just like, I don't know.
They remember your IP and you can't make another one.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, it's similar to, like, losing your phone number.
Like, you essentially have to get a new phone number,
and you have to register a different phone number with that account.
So you just wouldn't have to get a whole new phone number.
Cody registered his Snapchat account to his dad's number.
Since his dad didn't have Snapchat.
That's why it came up in his dad.
It was like, add Cody's dad on Snapchat.
I was like, I don't think I'm going to do that.
Okay, that makes a lot of sense, too.
And also, I have a couple numbers for Cody.
And occasionally, like, on Mike's Bachelor Party,
I tried calling and FaceTiming
I tried FaceTiming Cody
Because Cody was sitting at the other end of the boat
Yeah
And we just kept like messing with each other
And I kept like you know like chirping them basically
And I was gonna I was gonna face time him
Wait for him to answer and then chirp him say something
And so I'm sitting there I hit FaceTime
And then I'm looking across the boat
Waiting for him to see that I'm FaceTiming him
And then him look up at me and I was getting like getting ready to
You know flick him off or something
and I looked down after like 30 seconds of Cody not answering the phone.
I was like, oh, he must not have his phone on him.
I looked down and it's Cody's dad just like straight face staring up at me because I have my phone down here.
And I look down and I go, whoa, what the fuck?
He's looking at me and then I'm looking at him and I'm like, oh, this is going to be funny.
So then I walk up to Jake and Cody, I get up and I walk across the boat and I just put my phone up.
still on FaceTime with Cody's dad
into Cody's face and Jake's face
and then they see who's on FaceTime
and then they start crying laughing
they're like what is going on?
The whole time none of us said anything to Bruce
that's Cody's dad. He didn't even say it worked
he wasn't like hey what's up nothing he was just like
I didn't say anything because I was like what am I
gonna say like oh I thought you were Cody
you could say hey you'd be like aren't you with him
and then they didn't say anything
we just all sat there and laughed
and pointed at it basically
and then I was like
All right, see you, Bruce and hung up.
So imagine how confused he was by that.
Yeah.
And the reason I answer his call.
The Sherbrooks, they're pretty funny.
Yeah.
So anyway, every time I try and get a hold of Cody,
I'm not sure if I'm actually,
I'm talking to Cody or Bruce now.
Yeah.
I have your mom in my phone as Micah's mom,
and it's been pretty close where I've almost called her instead of you.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Bad name.
I have a couple people's moms in my phone as that.
It's such a pain in the ass when people, like,
change their numbers.
because then I have like Cody Sherbrook one, Cody Sherbrook two.
Cody Sherbrook new.
Cody Sherbrook newest.
And I don't know if he's necessarily changed it four times, but like.
Especially when it's someone that like offers services, let's say they offer car detailing
and they get a new phone number and you're like, I want to get my car detailed and you text them.
And then you're like, yeah, they never got back to me.
And then you found out you texted their old number.
I don't know how, but some kid called and left a voicemail yesterday.
And it was the first time I think my phone number's been leaked.
You've been pretty good about that.
I get those every day.
Yeah, I know you guys, your guys's numbers are.
all been kind of out there.
But,
blown out.
Mine,
that was the first time
and I was like,
uh-oh.
I paid a service to,
uh,
delete.
It worked.
It worked.
That's sick.
Like,
now I just get
normal spam calls.
How much did it cost?
I paid for the same service as Ken
and it hasn't worked.
They just took his money.
Find the stuff that they were supposed to.
Would you be okay disclosing what that is?
No free plugs.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's the brand.
What was it,
Ken?
What was it,
Ken?
It was like 100 bucks for a year or two.
Ken's was so bad though.
Mine was real bad.
Yeah, yours was bad.
You want to hear something crazy?
Is one night I got a phone call and I don't really get phone calls that often.
So I answer it.
I'm like, hello.
And he's like, hey, I was going.
I was like, who is this?
And he's like, this is so and so, would you be interested in this product?
And I was like, how'd you get my phone number?
He's like, dude, I'm going to be honest.
I work at a company that he races data off the internet.
So like, I work at that company that Ken just mentioned that he probably hired.
What the fuck?
So he was like, essentially, I just go in and like erase his.
your data, but I can find anyone's information.
And he was a fan.
And he's like on the back end of it.
Bro, he should be fired from his job.
He's doing that bullshit.
I know.
I was like, I literally go, bro, what the fuck?
Can you delete mine?
Please?
I said that.
And he said that.
And he was like, well, maybe if we work a deal like with his product.
And I was like, yeah, I don't know.
He was a nice guy.
So I heard him out.
But he was like, well, you want me to wipe your your information off?
And I was like, yes, please.
He was like, oh, he was like,
all right well maybe we can work a deal i was like well i'll just fucking hire your company then
oh i do i i'm genuinely entertained by it i don't get that many i get a lot i just got like a kid
call me he goes i'm 13 huge fan looking for an internship pro like you're 13 for what middle school
like a middle school internship i know after school program yeah i was like can you imagine yeah
we'll fly you out we'll uh yeah we'll put you in the shop and he's 13 i mean yeah like i got a job
could teach them.
Well, yeah, I mean, I got a job when I was 14, too,
but, like, it's got to be something local kind of under the table.
Maybe like a pizza shop, dairy queen.
A little dishwash action.
You have to be a certain age to get a job.
Like, what is it?
16, 15?
In Minnesota, it's like 14 with limited hours.
And then I think 16, they can work normal hours.
Yeah, I was working, I think, like, 15 in North Dakota.
Like, just unlimited hours.
You could work as much you wanted.
It is obviously difficult when you can't drive.
You know, when your parents got to bring you to work,
like it's cool having a job,
but like sometimes it's just for character development.
Yeah, I was working at the C store at 13.
My only mode of transportation was dirt bikes.
So I was sick.
I was just riding my dirt bike from my house to the C store for work.
Yeah, I mean, that's like I took it behind the bushes.
And then I got jammed up with the cops.
And that put a real rich of my, yeah.
They had riding dirt bikes in the C store.
I got to lower my hours, sorry.
It had to have meant something to them though.
And you're like, I'm just trying to get to my job.
Like if I was a sheriff and I'm pulling a kid over and it's like, okay, he's going to work at the Cormor store.
Like I would be so much more lenient.
I think he was like he's clearly just out ripping up to.
Like the dude's just trying to make some money.
He's working a job.
Yeah, you lived eight miles from the C-store.
We're supposed to do bike there every day?
I know.
I'm just using this to get to work.
But on the weekends, my boy, Ben's having a heyday on his dirt bike in the ditches.
Used to.
Yeah.
Ryan, what do you got here?
These guys are funny.
Okay.
So when you talked about like putting.
kids to work. This is Robinson truck and repair it, but they got these little kids. And I was thinking,
I mean, if we're, if we're going to hire a fleet of middle schoolers, we just have them do
little ads like this. Yeah. Is your truck stuck in a ditch and your boss being a bitch? We can help
with your truck. Maybe you need a toe in your wife's a home. We can help you with your toes.
Here at Robinson, we understand. Rainer's though. The truck's got to go.
We have a 24-hour record. We can get you hooked up and get those new at the moving.
So give us call. We do it all. And don't get stuck in fucking your truck.
He almost held it into the end.
These kids are funny, dude.
Yeah, they have a bunch, and they're blowing up on TikTok.
1.3, 1.
A lot of million view videos out there of these two.
That's awesome.
But yeah.
Maybe we fly them out and have them to emerge plug.
Yeah.
Every other word would be beeped out.
Right.
I mean, it reminds me of the good old days of little Mason.
You know, he was just a good old boy.
I mean, who was like 10.
Fucking 22 now.
Repping decent swear words and man, where we entertained by that.
He's actually, I don't know if he's.
He's 22.
He's graduated.
He's old, though.
Like, I think he's over.
Yeah, he's got to be 22.
You're probably right, Ryan.
He was the one who delivered our sand for our beach when we were built in the pond.
And we, so Mason, for like a backstory, like one of our fifth videos, we just went and rode
with some subscribers that had invited us out.
You know, when you only got like five, six hundred subscribers and someone reaches out,
like, hey, you want to come ride with us?
And they live like an hour away.
You're like, yeah, sure.
So we go and we went riding with him.
And there was this little kid there named Mason.
He was just a hoot man.
He was just funny and was kind of out of potty mouth.
And now he's full growing.
So anyways, he shows up in this big dump truck full of sand.
Like, Mason?
Hey, what's up?
I'm like, what the hell?
You know, it was awesome.
Yeah, we see him around.
Whenever we part out old trucks, he shows up to buy the parts.
He's still like 14 tops in my mind now.
No, he's pretty sure he's a kid, dude.
He has a kid?
No.
Are you sure?
I'm not sure.
Okay, I don't want to spread misinformation, but I'm pretty sure I saw on Facebook
you as a kid, I guess it wouldn't surprise me.
But people like that are just like forever kids in your mind.
Let me just double check that.
Yeah, definitely something we should get to the bottom of it.
It just goes out.
He's like, dude, why did you tell everyone I have a kid?
You ready for the second call out?
I'm ready.
Yeah.
I kind of am.
So somebody around here, they kind of take it upon themselves to make sure the shop is
clean and organized.
Uh-oh.
and they are someone consider a plate leave your dishes out they will uh certainly yell at you okay
i don't know where this is going what is this i have no idea so evan pointed out to me i know where
it's going evan pointed out to me hey check who left this plate uh on the table over here one day
after lunch holy fuck i left one fucking plate out your profanity oh my god one plate out heaven forbid how about the
Dishes that lay all over the place every other day.
I know.
That's actually funny.
What's going on?
It was funny.
I still know what's happening.
I think it's me.
What is going on?
So I check the security cameras.
Okay.
Okay.
What's in the box?
A plate?
An empty plate that they left behind.
Dirty.
Who's they?
Dirty plate.
Who's they?
Okay.
So we're all eating lunch.
Oh, fuck.
I got to get to go.
There's a real mystery here.
Holy shit.
We got lunch cam.
We're all in lunch cam.
Everyone's got plates.
Everyone's eating off the plates.
Yeah, various areas.
Oh, man.
So they get up from their lunch spot,
and then they go sit on the couch,
and then they walk away.
Oh, who was it?
Who was it, Kent?
Ryan.
Oh, heaven forbid.
A guy forget to play one fucking time.
The sink is full of dishes.
Every single morning I come in here.
I use one plate, one fork a day.
And the place is a mess.
This is Evan.
He was the one that pointed out to me,
and I was like, okay, I can take a look at the camera.
And I was like, oh, fuck it.
Pull the plate aside.
We'll bring it up.
That is funny.
Well, that's a good reminder that I...
Pick up your damn dishes.
Pick up your damn dishes and that I am also not perfect.
Surprising, I know.
You get a little leeway because the stuff we were watching on the TV was very, very exciting.
We were reviewing some footage from the video.
Yeah, yeah, from last week.
Yeah.
And we...
Yeah, yeah, it was TRX.
They actually did say that, too.
Exactly what you're saying.
To Ken.
Immediately.
Yeah, we were excited.
There was a lot going on that day.
We were watching it on the TV because we were so excited to watch back what just happened.
So that's just how you know that it was legendary.
At least it felt legendary to us.
Ken, what's the saying about throwing stones when you live in a glass house?
Eventually your glass house is you're going to get stones thrown at it.
I know.
Well, I try to brick up my house.
I try to say bricked up, not glass.
Ken, I actually thought that you were going to comment somebody else on the podcast for a different reason.
not to just keep throwing fuel onto the flame of Fury here.
But did you ever get to the bottom of who threw up in your wheelwell?
I actually didn't.
No.
I kind of just left it at where it was.
He doesn't have camera coverage there.
I don't.
That one's got to eat you alive, huh?
Yeah.
It actually doesn't because it's just funny.
Really?
Somebody throwing up in your fish house wheelwell.
It's on the outside, though.
If they threw up on the inside to be a different store,
I need know who did it.
Then it's on the outside.
So it's kind of like,
It's just pressure wash it off and it's fine.
Yeah.
I will.
I know I, it probably seems like it was me, but I will tell you, it wasn't me.
I did throw up outside of your fish house because we were over there one night and we were all drinking whatever.
And then I went over into Dave's fish house.
Our buddy Dave, he had his fish house next to it.
Dave fed me a pickled northern.
So what a pickled northern is, imagine you catch a fish.
You don't cook it.
You just put in a pickled jar.
So like you filet it, it was like a big chicken strip.
I didn't realize it was uncooked, and he was just, like, very proud of it.
Like, hey, I got pickled Northern, you want some, and he had just, he had just recently, he is a very good cook.
So I take his word for it.
When he says something that's good, I'm like, I really trust him.
And he has all, he had also just given me a knife.
So I was like, oh, man, like that.
I feel like I got a, I can't tell this guy.
No, no, no.
And you could tell he was kind of like, oh, like, I wanted someone to try my pickled Northern.
Well, I ate it.
It was so bad.
Disgusting.
I can't wait.
A pickled Northern.
I just want to, you know, like a.
Imagine catching a Northern Mike, you filet it, and then you just take the meat and put it in a pickle jar.
You don't cook it.
It's nothing.
It's a brine.
You don't need to.
It's so bad.
Just let it sit for a week and it's dialed.
Well, anyways, I ate the whole thing.
30 minutes, maybe an hour later.
But that's, it was more like a.
They start talking about how it's not cooked and all this.
Oh, my God.
So it was a nauseous thing.
I was like, it probably just didn't sit right in your stomach because if it was an hour later.
It was that.
It was of multiple reasons, but basically we walk out.
Alex is.
going to drive me home. I threw up outside of her car. And her car was parked so far away from all
the ice houses because she's so afraid to be, she thinks if like she parks next to ice house,
like everything's going to fall through. So like you legit have to walk like a football field.
I was wondering why you guys were parked like a hundred yards away. Yeah, exactly. So anyways,
I threw up by her car. I didn't throw up in your wheel well. I just knew that you were not feeling
the best that night. So I just had to throw it out there. I do know at least four other people were also
not feeling the best that night.
What?
My gosh.
There was like eight people there.
There was like 30.
Half of them were throwing up.
Well, I think four of them, and it was,
whoever also ate Dave's soup,
it looks like they ate the soup,
ran outside,
and just immediately threw it up.
A lot of throw up going on out at Ken's Fish House last weekend.
But you like it,
pickled fish is delicious.
I could see you,
like,
I could see that being a snack back in.
You kind of open it up a little bit,
because I've never had Northern,
but I heard like Northern's pretty not good.
fish to eat. Definitely edible.
Super false. Really? It's like just as good as
walleye. There's just more bones in it, so it's like
a pain in the ass. It gets a bad breath. I've eaten
northern plenty of times. I just have never
eaten pickled northern after 12 beers.
But pickling them is good because you can leave a lot of little bones
they dissolve out. Oh, really? Yeah, that's why pickling
like nice. Pickling. Pickling. My grandma
used to make it the best. Me and cousin Joe would just
rip a bunch of Northerns and she had this big like one gallon
jar. Big old pickle jar. Just fill a
They're full.
I don't know.
It was like a week or something.
You guys ever run?
Lutifist.
Not on purpose.
I'm not a fan of that.
No, like I grew up.
Like that's a northern.
My grandpa cooked it for like every holiday.
And then my dad loved it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it just looked like gross, like cleared.
Do you have to eat it?
No.
Like there was no other food?
No, no, no.
No.
Just many, you know, potatoes and meatballs and all that.
And Lutifisk.
And I'm like, it looks disgusting.
It smells disgusting.
Like, why do we eat it?
And then they trick me one time.
And they like,
mixed in with my mashed potatoes and then I ate it.
I was like,
why would you do that?
And you liked it?
It wasn't that bad, yeah.
I don't even know if I know what you guys are talking about.
You could look up a picture.
What nationality are you?
That's a good question that I've never heard of it.
Norwegian, that's where Ludafisk is.
I know like the Lutheran church in town.
Every year they have a big dinner.
I don't know what the exact.
It's a very like,
deep balls, mashed potatoes and Ludifisk.
Yeah.
Lefsa?
It's not good.
Lessa.
They got Lefsa.
That's fire.
I'm sure.
Lots of people listening do know what Left says.
It's like potato-based tortillas that you like can put brown sugar and butter on or regular sugar or cinnamon.
Oh, so good.
Ben, what are you?
German.
Really?
I think German and Swedish?
Dried white fish usually cod.
Cod is decent.
Okay, cod is decent.
Wait, they dry it and then they rehydrate it.
Yeah, it's interesting.
But yeah, when my grandpa's like, yeah, we're having Lutifisk pudding.
I'm like, you should never make pudding out of fish ever.
Ever.
What about tapioca?
You guys like tapioca?
I don't mind it.
Absolutely the best pudding.
I love tapioca.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
It did get a little,
I got thrown off one time when they were like,
yeah,
it's frog eyes and stuff in there,
frog eggs when they put it in there,
but it's not.
It's just like little.
I don't know what it is either.
It's like boba,
but smaller.
I don't know.
Oh,
I love bobas.
Really?
Yeah,
those are so good.
I don't know if I love bobas.
I've never tried it,
actually.
What?
Boa?
You never tried a boba?
What's a boba?
It's like the little balls that like dissolve in your mouth.
And they give you extra big straws.
Pause.
No, but you get it for like, you could get it at like, uh, fruity-toity or whatever.
Foodie, Tudy.
What kind of bars are you hanging out?
Yeah, you know, you know those balls that melted your mouth at, at Fruity Tudy Tudy.
It's a fucking yogurt place.
Tudy fruity.
Tudy fruity.
Fruity, fruity, food, foodie, whatever.
Fruitie, Tudy.
Ben's favorite bar.
Damn, that's sauce.
Yeah, that's sauce.
Probably run some tapioca back.
Butterscotch pudding, though?
Uh-uh.
What?
Tapioca all day.
Well, I mean, if you had, you're ranking them, sure, but, like, you're just not going to eat butterscotch pudding?
I would.
So good.
Well, boys, I hate to interrupt.
Good conversation.
Uh, I bought a car.
No.
No, no.
No, don't tell me now.
You're just going to tell us before you get it?
No, you got a time.
Okay.
Okay.
Also.
Shut up.
You guys want me to tell you?
No.
Honestly, no.
Yes.
No.
Absolutely not.
I just want to wait until you have it.
All right.
Ken, earmuffs.
So I will say this.
It's in Florida.
We're going to have to travel to go and get it.
I think it's better to go there.
Yeah.
Get it from the dealer and then mob it around Florida.
Yeah.
And it's better than it being in like bum tits somewhere else where we would never travel.
We're going to go to Florida.
We are going to Florida.
We're going to Florida in a couple weeks.
Yeah.
Cletus's race.
Right.
I mean, I could tell.
No, don't, don't tell everyone.
That ruins the surprise.
I guess we'll just let everyone guess.
I think I like not knowing unless it.
Okay, I won't tell you.
I won't tell you.
I can assume what it is, but I just, it's more fun not knowing.
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Get in those red vehicles.
Little red rigs.
It's a red Volkswagen Beetle.
Well, I mean, yeah, we can probably guess.
Also, we all, like, share the C-boys YouTube account.
So when I get in my truck this morning, like, I'm on the C-boys account, it keeps our
For You page very fun.
And you guys know who Doug DeMero is.
He reviews cars.
So I, like, start my truck and Doug Demiro reviewing a car that I won't name because I don't
want to maybe spoil it.
I don't know if that's, it was you watching it.
And it, I just watched the whole video on my drive.
Just reviewing a car.
Just listening to them.
You know, I actually do that quite a bit, too.
Yeah.
Because with YouTube premium, you can just lock it.
So, like, it was soothing.
There's, like, YouTube videos I will just listen to.
Just because, like, I don't really got the time to watch,
but, like, I can still listen and get the gist of it.
I have, like, a little magnet on the center console.
I, like, peek over every once in a out.
But, yeah, it was so fun.
I was listening to Doug Demiro.
He has podcasts, but I was listening to his review, like a podcast.
That was just cracking me up.
You guys know how, like, Instagram has the for you page
or your Discover page, and you can scroll through,
and whatever is on the Discover page is, like, what you are.
That is your personality for the time being.
Yeah.
Right.
Like mine is a certain car.
Bernice Mountain Dogs.
I don't know.
Actually, Ben showed me,
and it's like an absurd amount of Bernie's Mountain Dogs.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's this car,
Bernie's Mountain Dogs, and then houses.
Let's just just.
Everyone has to open it.
Take a screenshot and that's the,
whatever the first thing there is.
Evan.
Oh, fuck.
And then send it to Ryan.
Okay, mine's looking pretty good, actually.
It kind of is making me look like I'm looks max.
The top one is how to reach your full attractiveness potential.
I'm not surprised, Ryan.
Let me see, Evan.
I'll scream.
I'll screech each other.
Why is that?
That kind of like says what your personality is at the time being, what you're interested in.
But being that we all share the same YouTube account, whenever I go onto the YouTube page and I scroll, I see what everyone else is interested in.
And you can kind of guess who's watching why.
I know like, oh, Mike's looking at getting an exhaust for his viper.
CJ must be trying to figure out what to invest in for stocks.
Mike is looking up Bitcoin stuff or Ryan's looking up Bitcoin.
It's like I can just scroll through and know exactly.
And also just going to the searches too.
Oh, the searches are very incriminating.
I mean, not actually, but.
I feel like I might have influenced the music that the.
Oh, yeah, and the music.
Yep, the music taste.
Little peep, music video.
Oh, Evan and Dahl must have been playing pool last night.
Yep.
Yeah, there's so much good stuff on there.
I love it.
I really enjoy sharing an account with you guys.
I mean, yeah, I think it's, I think we, it's overall a pretty good curated feed.
Yeah.
I mean, we all are into similar things.
Pretty often, though, like, CJ will send a video in the chat that I've already watched
because it's just like, we're just on the same algorithm.
So it's serving the same stuff.
It happens a lot in the Instagram group chats that we have.
Like, you'll send something and then like three things above that,
I will have sent it or someone else will send it.
Okay, so let's see.
We'll know in the next couple weeks what the cars.
Heck yeah.
I think it's more fun like that.
Everyone's got a guess.
Are you driving it back or are you having it shipped?
Well, I mean, I'll have a ship.
We'll go and take delivery of it in Florida, film a video,
unless everyone else buys cars in Florida.
I'll buy a car in Florida.
It's going to remove a couple.
zero's from what you bought, but I'll buy something in Florida.
I would too.
That'd be fun.
We don't all have to.
Everyone buys like $1,000 cars and then Ben's got like this.
Another minivan, Mike.
Yeah, I was like, we, there's passenger seats.
We could roll together.
I was looking at an auction site this morning and like one of the auction places in Texas
is literally just pickup truck after pickup truck.
And then the one in Miami is just like strictly exotic sports cars.
It was kind of sick to watch.
I'm actually really jealous that you got into that.
I've been trying to get into the vehicle auctions forever.
Except for, I don't know, it's hard to find a deal on there.
I thought it was just cheap cars, but it's really not.
I was amazed, like, what these pickups are going for.
Like, they're buying these trucks at auction for, like, what people are buying them either brand new or used.
Like, they're not making that much money.
What is it?
This auctions I call?
Manheim.
So that's pretty known, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, when you're buying it from there, it's like buying it kind of like from a dealer.
It's, right?
It's a little bit like as you.
As you have to be a dealer.
It's dealer to dealer.
It was like just a generic AT4, 2,500, went for like $110,000.
It was like there's nothing special about this.
Ken was showing me.
I've never seen anything like it.
You know, like if you went on, let's say you're bouncing between cars and bids and bring a trailer
and you wanted a Rolls Royce, it's going to be like one every couple months.
Maybe, I don't know, not often.
And Ken shows me, he's like, watch this.
He types in Rolls Royce.
There's 22 Rolls Royce is like either up for auction or about to be up for auction.
within the next month.
That'd be a sick commuter car for you.
I'm gonna need a Rolex.
Money Mike buys a Rolls Royce.
There's just,
there's like levels to it.
Money Mike would buy like a 2001 rolls.
Yeah.
I was still sick though.
I was looking at those colonnons they had on there were sick.
Like there was a couple cool ones.
They're a fucking half a million dollar car.
No, these things are going for like 180 to 200.
That's a Ken car.
That is a Ken car.
A Rolls Royce Colonon.
You knew they're like half a million.
And then Ken will have someone driving him around.
What a drop in value.
Oh, yeah.
I think those tanked.
Those things tank like a rock.
I think most cars do.
That's more than others.
Unless you sell or never sell.
Never lose if you don't sell.
Good point, right.
Speaking of, I got rug pulled.
Ah, you were so rich yesterday.
I got rug pulled.
Would that be the definition of it?
Yeah, I think so.
So my girlfriend, Alondres sent me this TikTok.
And it was like some chick-talking
and she was like,
this is going to make you rich,
buy this crypto,
it's something,
it's tied in with the oil reserves,
I don't know,
complete bullshit.
And I go,
yeah,
fuck it,
okay,
I'll throw a little money on it.
So I watched it,
and it slowly is growing
throughout the day,
like 2x,
3x,
4x,
I'm like,
I'm a fucking genius.
This is awesome.
I look at it
and it jumps up to 11x.
I had 11x my money
and everyone,
was telling me to sell prior
when I was at like 2x.
Yeah, well, so keep in mind,
we're sitting in a meeting
and Ryan is like,
holy shit, boys,
I bought this meme coin
and it's worth $4,000 right now.
It quotted.
We're like, how much did you put in?
They quadded.
He's like, $1,000.
And we're all like,
sell, bro.
Sell.
Yeah.
And he's like, no,
it could go up more.
25 minutes later,
he goes, holy shit, boys,
it's worth $11,000.
And we're like, sell, bro, sell.
And he's like, imagine if I would have sold when you told me to last time.
I'm riding it.
And we're like, okay, he's got a good point, I guess.
And then probably what, eight minutes later?
You were like, you were like, and it's worth $3,000 again.
So you're still up.
Please help me.
Yeah, I'm up.
He held.
I'm up $3,600.
Do you think it's going to rise up?
Oh, so you're still holding.
Once I sell my thousand out.
Diamond hands, Ryan.
Yeah, I'm just going to keep hanging on.
But it was such a ride, dude.
That was, it was crazy.
11xed.
It was like gambling, but.
I mean, yeah.
But you actually made money for the first time ever.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
It was like running roulette, but instead I picked the right number for a little bit.
That was pretty lit, honestly.
I bought a couple other ones, too, because I was like, this is fun.
They keep going up.
This one's up 170, 68% since I bought it.
What?
It actually, that's amazing.
What are you buying, Ryan?
I honestly don't even want to say the names.
want to say because they are complete
garbage. Let's put it
this way. One is this bullshit
tied to the oil thing, which is absolutely not.
And then the other one is named after
one of the new emojis that Apple just released.
What's like the market cap on these?
Well, it changes. I own 477,000
of this one. And I didn't put nearly that much money in.
The market cap is six million.
There's a billion.
Billion in the circulating supply.
Some of these meme.
Coin coins are worth, you know, like one coin is like 0.0.0.0.1.
Yeah, fractions of it. I'm still diamond handsing Doge.
As you have to at this point. I genuinely have to because I bought it at 43 cents and it's now worth
less than 10. Yeah, Ken, that was the first time I'd ever heard of a crypto.
Mean coin. Wow, that too. A shit coin. Anything. I mean, you have heard about Bitcoin.
You're right. Besides Bitcoin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
We were buying Bitcoin in 2016 and Ryan's baseball. When did you buy Doge? We were at a dinner and Ben and
Ben and I were like jokingly buying and selling it and then I bought it and then it just tanked.
Have you heard of day trading?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Ken and I were dinner trading.
Oh, dinner trading.
I do remember that though the first time that I bought Ethereum on Coinbase in Ryan's basement.
Back in like 2017.
A while ago.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
And it did not pay off.
Really?
Well, what if you were held on to it?
I mean, I did.
You still have it?
It still roughly worth around the same.
I went up like a thousand bucks.
Yeah, Ethereum.
With inflation, dude, not a good investment.
Yeah.
Yeah, at the time, I just wish I would have bought Bitcoin.
Ethereum did nothing.
Bitcoin did something.
With Bitcoin actually as low as it is right now,
if you bought Bitcoin in 2021,
you actually would have paid more than what it's worth right now.
Yeah, Ben, like it did go up.
But I remember I bought like one Ethereum for like $1,200.
And what's it at now?
It's like 1900.
Yeah.
Bad investment.
See your point, Mike.
you bought right at this little peak right here.
Way in the back.
It's like back down to a hundred.
For not knowing your things,
people were like,
yeah,
Ethereum is like,
it's like the little little brother to Bitcoin.
I'm like,
okay,
that's going to be good then too.
But it just like didn't.
When Ryan was saying that about the,
the meme coin that he was buying yesterday,
I was like,
the only people that make money on any kind of meme coin
is the people that find out about it early.
Or the people who make.
Or that make it obviously, and that's the rugpole.
But it seems crazy that your girlfriend of all people would be like...
She's tuned in on TikTok.
She's on the pulse on TikTok.
Nothing gets by her on TikTok.
It doesn't seem like in her realm of...
On her 4-you page.
I think it was extremely inflammatory statements like,
Trump is going to make you rich with this meme stock, you know?
Like...
They actually kind of followed through to some degree if you would have sold.
Yeah, it did kind of work.
Still up 300.
Which if you were thinking about if it was a safe investment, it would be crazy.
Can't put a price on that.
You really can't.
Speaking of really poor investments, I have a stat that may surprise you, but may not about Minneapolis.
Minneapolis users spent 14.3 million, which is more than any other Midwest city in 2025.
Minneapolis is ranked as the fifth highest spending per capita city in the country.
on OF?
On OF.
Some horny motherfuckers over there, huh?
Yeah.
They got a bunch of bread down there.
All the daycares.
Free money.
All the transportation.
They got to spend that money somehow, dude.
I'd be blowing it too.
Yeah.
It might just be a way of washing the money.
They're just washing it into like their own accounts.
Oh, true.
That's a good point, Ev.
Do you unlock a new scale?
Wow, that was actually a good point.
Maybe that's one of it.
There's got to be sex fraud going on the news.
We have Evan's chef here to bring in you another.
He's a different perspective that we haven't thought of.
Nick Shirley comes in interviews, Evan.
So what was that point you were saying about the OF?
Yeah, I have like zero proof, zero facts.
I just threw a random conspiracy out there.
My God, he's on to something.
It's good for a couple million views on TikTok.
Hey, some of these crazy ones, they turned out to be true.
You never know.
That is true.
I was going to bring up a crazy conspiracy, but.
I think you should.
What's it regarding?
Well, that the moon is cheese.
Oh, that is my favorite conspiracy.
That's the stupidest fucking theory I've ever heard.
Have you been there?
Have you never?
The moon is cheese?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
How do you know it's not?
That's a good point, Ken.
Have you ever been there?
No, I suppose it.
And it's that.
And it's that color because it's already moldy.
Yeah.
You know, like the Statue of Liberty.
Can you imagine?
It's one giant thing of cheese floating in space?
Have you never watched Wallace and Gris?
Gromit.
No.
There's a whole episode on this.
They build a rocket ship, stock it full of crackers, and shoot up to the moon.
Because they were all out of cheese at home.
That's peak clamation right there.
So, Ryan, we actually got a game for you.
Oh.
All right.
Jack, if you want to bring these in.
Ooh.
Is it piss?
Bull piss.
Okay.
I know what this is.
This looks fun.
All right.
All right, Ryan is our in-house Mountain Dew lover.
So in front of them, we have five different variations of Mountain Dew.
The first one being,
The second one being Mellow Yellow, Shasta Mountain Rush, Mountain Dew, and Mountain Lightning.
All righty.
They're all mixed up.
We're going to see if he knows the difference between any of them.
Shasta?
Dang, I almost forgot about Sun Drops.
Remember?
And which is the one Evan Pied in?
Was that number three?
It's which one did I not?
Oh, gosh.
Do you remember the Snoop Dog ads for Sundrop?
Drop it like it's hot?
Should I throw out a guess just based on appearance?
I mean, that would be insane.
If I just did it off of a visual.
I think you should do it and we, whatever, but we can't.
Yeah, you can.
But then it also would be insane if you, like, got them almost right or all right by appearance
and then tasted them and then got them all wrong or something.
This is going to be hard.
Yeah.
It's going to be really hard.
Right down on your notes.
It tastes like off brand.
I'll give you that.
Is it still carbonated or do they get flat already?
They're still carbonate.
They're still bubbling.
I'm rocking mountain.
Mountain rush with that.
You can drink them all.
You can switch them around, you know?
Set it like on the choice.
Yes.
For now, you can switch these around later.
Ooh.
He's got Mountain Dew out of the way.
This isn't my final answer.
Right, not final.
But he thinks he may have found the Mountain Dew.
That's probably Sundrop.
Maybe we need to get him some nuts or some bread or something.
I can just tell.
I can just tell.
I mean, this guy loves Mountain Dew.
Didn't the sundrop have like a distinctly different flavor?
Yeah, my head sundrop is a completely.
It's not a comparison to my...
It's almost like squirt, isn't it?
Yeah, Zendrop is squirt.
Yeah, more like a lemon lime.
Okay, Ryan, how are you feeling about this?
Not good.
I'm just really glad none of them were pickle juice.
I was really expecting to get a shot of pickle juice in one of these.
Um, okay.
All right, so let me reiterate this.
Ryan loves Boundu.
Drinks it every single day.
So let's see if he actually knows the difference between all the different variations of Boundu for different brands.
This one was actually.
surprisingly mountain dewy.
Wow.
It looks like that would be the sun draw.
What makes it mountain dewy?
But I've heard pretty good things about Mountain Lightning,
so I wouldn't be surprised if they were pretty close.
Straight up.
Who's favorite drink is Maloio?
Yeah, because, oh, it's so good for how cheap it is.
Get it in a three-liter, and it's flat before you can even get to the first liter.
You shouldn't be buying three-liter bottles of soda.
That's how they sell it.
But what about cans?
Yeah, but like at the dollar store would sell like three liters.
of multi-liter bottle of Fago.
Can't go wrong.
Yes, you can.
You like Mountain Lightning, Ev?
No.
Not particularly.
I mean, I drank it as a kid.
My grandma would buy like three liters of pop.
And they'd just be so flat by the time you'd get into them.
Okay, I got to admit, complete hip shot.
Wow.
I was hoping that they were going to be like Mountain Dew diet and like a couple other things like that,
as opposed to just Mountain Dew and Mountain Dew knockoffs.
That'll be for a sequel.
We can do different variations.
Love Mountain Dew.
How will you know which one code red and lime wire?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
That would be pretty easy.
Yeah, the guesses are in.
How are you feeling?
Did I get any right?
You did.
Okay.
Nice.
Sick?
If you confused mellow yellow.
That's going to be like.
That's going to be a, yeah, that's going to be bad.
There's no way.
All right, Ryan.
To be fair, I never drink any of them other than Mountain Dew.
As a Mountain Dew guy, you're not drinking any of these.
Okay.
Yep.
I'm locked in.
Lock it in.
All right.
I will say this.
Ryan, you got two out of five.
Okay, not good.
Just like Evan and his beer.
And arguably the two that you should have gotten right.
Damn it.
You did.
Oh, let's go.
All right.
The first one, you said Mountain Rush.
Yep.
That's Sun Drop.
Okay.
So you got that one wrong.
The second one you said is Mellow.
It's Mellow.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Mellow.
The third one you said was Mountain Lightning.
It's actually Mountain Rush.
The fourth one you said was Mountain Dew.
Yep.
Mountain Dew.
Yes, let's go, dude.
Bich 1, you said his sun drop.
It's actually Mount Lightning.
So the two that you should have got right, you dig it, right, Ryan.
And you're actually a Mountain Dew guy.
Congratulations, man.
Congratulations.
And the best part is, is I got to drink a bunch of Mountain Dew during this podcast.
Dude, how could it get any better?
I'm all hyped up on reboot and Mountain Dew.
I hope they can, like, get along together.
Oh, a lot of carbonation.
Reboating Mountain Dew?
I don't know.
They just might be like chemicals or something in them that don't.
This one is distinctly Mountain Dew.
Like this one, when I drank it,
I was like, this one is Mountain Dew.
Like it felt, you just feel it.
The way it interacts with your body,
you just feel it.
Gave you tingles.
Yeah, so that was awesome.
I do, I feel like I should have played Sundrop right,
but you know, you live and you learn.
Well, it's all right.
I think you did pretty good.
Congrats, bud.
Nice.
Yeah, Ev brought it up,
but we just dropped an energy drink
called Reboot Wide Open in collaboration.
With Reboot,
We got three of our own flavors.
They're amazing.
We've been drinking it for the last like six to nine months probably.
Mm-hmm.
And, yeah, we're stoked.
It's so good.
So they come in tubs or packets.
The packets are obviously more convenient.
The tubs, you get a lot more.
So each serving is 140 milligrams of caffeine.
So it's nothing too crazy, but I'd say it's like the perfect amount.
But if you have a tub of it, you can mix it stronger if you want or lighter.
Yeah, it's cool, though.
I mean, we love energy drinks.
And we've wanted to do something in the energy drink space for a long time.
And reboot as a partner just made the most sense.
And also most energy drinks are shit.
It's really unhealthy for you.
And reboot is not, which is great.
He's got creatine.
It's got alpha-GPC.
Elthianine, yeah.
So you get like mental clarity.
You get focus.
You get obviously the energy boost from the caffeine.
And it's not bad for you.
I love that Alex, I was talking to her this weekend.
She's like, when CJ drinks reboot, he's like.
Talkative.
Yeah, you get talkative.
Yeah.
I get pretty talkative.
Yeah.
But, I mean, the biggest thing for me was, like, the convenience because, like, I would make special trips to the gas station just to grab energy drinks for the next day or day or two.
And now, like, I don't do that.
You just mix it on the spot and you're good.
It's way cheaper, too.
Wherever you have water, you can make it.
The packet thing at first, we were all a little skeptical, but it really, once you just start carrying around a water bottle.
I always have a water bottle with me.
Same. Or if you can have reusable water bottles, yeah.
The thing about it, though, is it just tastes so good.
Like all the flavors for the original, like reboot packet that you can get,
you can get seven flavors in it.
But we tested all.
It was fun, dude.
We had a bunch of flavors we tested.
We tested like 20 different flavors.
And so we'll probably come out with different ones and like limited edition flavors and like staple flavors.
And I don't know, there's 10 to choose from right now three reboot wide open flavors.
But everyone that we've had try it, that's like obviously the first thing that they say is, wow, this tastes amazing.
Which is obviously what you want to hear.
And it doesn't have a bunch of preservatives and, like, color.
It's about as clean as it gets.
Yeah.
No artificial dyes or flavors, so straight off the spec sheet, Kenny.
Do you see this right here?
That's from you, Ben.
I'm still fucking bleeding from when this dude cut me two, three days ago with his knife
because he's not certified and he's flinging it around.
That's why there's a whole band-aid on the floor.
I took it off because it was sliding off.
I was going to pick it up, but I'm not, I'm not proud of this.
This isn't a swimming pool.
You can't just leave it.
your band-aids floating right?
Well, where did you want me to put it?
I was not going to put it right here,
and then, so I just threw it on the floor, I'll pick it up.
So you can forget it on the floor.
Bro, I would say I make the least amount of mess at anyone.
Yeah, I'm not proud of this, CJ.
But you didn't just whip it out and stab the guy.
He fucking put his hand into my knife.
Hey, as the knife holder, it's your responsibility to make sure you don't cut anyone.
Unless you're purposely trying.
Digress a little, Ben, you have a knife.
You don't need to go.
Watch out, Evan.
You might cut you.
Yeah, I know.
It's flinging around.
I had the knife obviously flicked, and I was...
You're stabbing.
I wasn't stabbing.
I had it static.
It was static.
I'm in the middle of opening these tires.
We'll just have to see it at the footers.
He put his hand into my knife.
I think I was already opening it.
He just came in with a knife and just fucking cut.
He was flinging his hand around, and I just so happened to be flicked.
It's called snapped, Ben.
Snap, sorry.
Yeah, I don't know.
He's not even say it right.
Well, I'm not a knife guy.
I was gifted a knife.
CJ gave me this knife.
So that's starting to run.
regret it. But dude, how many people have tried giving you a knife in the last two weeks? A lot.
And here's the thing. How many more are gonna? That's what I imagine. I actually really appreciate it. There's so many, I'm very surprised at how many people that watch our videos and listen to our podcast are knife guys. And there's a lot of like custom knife builders and like a lot of people want to build me a knife and give it to me. And like I really appreciate it. And I've received so many though just in the short amount of time that I don't want.
people like spend their time and money building me a custom knife because i have almost too many now
like i went from just like discovering this new hobby and now i have fucking 80 knives and i've been
like trying to like gift them to other people and whatever and then uh i really appreciate everyone
who reaches out and like wants to either send me a knife or whatever it's really nice to you but
just uh give it to someone else but yeah it's it's crazy it's a amount of people that seem to love
the knife stuff because yeah and i gotta say if you are i didn't i didn't accept you
If you are going to gift CJ a knife, it shouldn't be a fixed blade knife.
There's a time and place for all knives, but you can't snap a fixed blade knife.
I want to see CJ have a knife for every day of the year.
If he can grow his collection of that.
I don't even have anywhere to put them right now.
That's the other thing, too.
You could build an armory in your house.
What are you doing?
Because I know that I'm very limited on space right now.
I'm not living at my house.
She gets a tote full.
She gets some glass cases and have it set up.
Like, you know, a knife shop.
So that is the thing.
You walk into my house.
It looks like it's like a nice shop.
It doesn't have to be by the front store.
I'm standing behind him.
Like, which one you want to see.
He's got a cash register for some reason.
The kitchen counter.
You hollow out the inside of it.
Oh, I am remodeling.
I can do that right now.
Just throw out all your plans for the basement and turn that into your little knife gallery.
It'd be a write off.
You got to have a man cave somewhere in that house.
It's turned into a knife shelter.
I don't know if you can write off a passion, Ryan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a collector.
It is a collector.
funny. I saw this video the other day. It was like when people say it's a write-off.
Like, oh, yeah, just buy it. It's a write-off. Yeah, well, I still have to fucking pay for it, buddy.
It's still costs money. The government's not just paying me to, like, I'm not just not, it's not free money. It's not really the same.
Oh, it's a write-off. It's free. Yeah. And I love when people joke about that and some, it's interesting to think some people actually think a write-off means that it's free.
When it boils down to it, yeah, there's definitely benefits, but it's not like it's just free.
All the write-offs I've been writing off weren't free
I'm still fucking bleeding Ben
I'm bleeding I'm gonna have to go in
Just kidding I'm not gonna get stitches
How crazy would that be CJ?
I would roast you for the next year and a half
You got stitches
They put the bandit on them in the hospital
They just put money in line for five hours
And they go yep
Here's a little neosporin
And a superhero bandaid
Just give it to me straight doc
Am I gonna lose it? Lose it
Am I ever gonna be able to snap it again
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A lot of people, a bunch of new friends.
A lot of new people just hit me up, offering to make me nice.
for him to send me knives, tell me what knives to get.
And then also just, like, friends that I'm, like, friends with on Snapchat will just,
like, send me throughout the day, like a video of them just snapping it.
Like, I got a buddy who's an electrician.
You just sent me one the other day.
Him and his Milwaukee knives, you snapped it.
And then, like.
Well, that's what I've been seeing now.
So many people.
On TikTok, like snapping it.
You're, like the snap guy.
Yeah.
It's just a video of somebody snapping it and it's tagged CJ Lotser.
Yeah, I really, that's awesome, man.
I'll take honor.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a hell of a lot of clue than freaking hot dogs.
I tell you that much.
Everyone's got their thing.
You know,
you have snapping the knives.
Mike,
you got hot dogs,
Ryan,
you got the hair.
And the Moundu.
And the singing.
Have you been seeing the hair comments?
Mm-hmm.
What are the comments?
Why don't know.
Right?
Well,
what are the comments saying about Ryan's hair?
I just had a podcast.
Just,
they are literally just saying,
like,
nice hair.
I like that.
No,
it's like,
It's a compliment, if anything.
But it might not be, but you never know.
I wish I had hair like you rhyme.
I would have been seeing comments that literally just say hair.
That's pretty funny.
Like there's nothing to it.
It's just hair.
I was just in a podcast sales meeting with like all of the people that like work on the back end of the podcast.
There's like 35 people in the meeting.
And the lady who was like running it was like, yep, this is what the Lifeodum podcast talks about.
And recently Ryan's hair.
Sitting there in the meeting.
He just joan his hair up, slicking it back.
Like if we would have been...
We got to explain an inside joke to him.
My hair does look crazy.
So I'm like, oh, fuck.
And if we would have been in on it, we would have maybe laugh in a little bit, but you're just like, they're like, yeah, tell us about that.
Well, this is my hair.
So I need a sponsorship, bro.
Who's going to sponsor me?
Yeah.
Well, Ryan...
CBD, C.J.
I did write you a new song about your hair.
He's been cooking.
Yeah.
Have you heard it?
Really?
No.
I haven't.
must not have recorded the master.
Well, so on one of the reboots,
I believe it's the raspberry iced tea flavor.
There's a scan code,
and if you scan that,
it brings you to a new quad album.
That's right.
I've been working very hard on.
Actually, most songs I wrote and produced,
but one of them actually Jack did.
Really?
Yeah.
Jack.
So I'll actually play you the one Jack wrote first here.
I do want to say before we,
move on. A quad's profile has 11,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.
Congrats, right? Well, you're going to have to app these songs.
Congrats. Good job, Brian. Proud you, man.
Thanks, buddy. He worked very hard for this.
All right. So anyways, this is Quad Life. Jack made this one.
I'm going to just kind of skip around through it, but it's a lit song. It's a lit song.
Okay.
TV.
A little shout out.
You guys have to pay for that.
I love my quad.
Yeah, the engine go loud.
Mud on the tie.
Snow flying in the cut while I'm ripping through the town.
See boys TV.
Yeah, we're shutting it down.
I love my quad.
Yeah, the thought will stay pinned.
Yeah, you know, that's the my quad.
All right.
I'm going to just fast forward to a spot that really threw me for a loop that Jack had wrote.
Okay.
It threw me for a loop because.
I just wasn't expecting it, but it's really funny.
Okay.
And I mean, you know, I guess he's kind of, I don't know, this is a song about you, Ryan,
how much you love your quad and the things you do on it.
Uh-huh.
If it's sketchy, that's the way that we like, see boys TV.
Yeah, we live in that life.
Yeah.
Mud on my boots in the wind.
Gosh, dang.
It was almost.
Right here.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Fuck.
Fuck.
So funny.
Oh my God.
We were listening to it back.
And Jack was like, all right, I got one.
I got one written here.
We were listening to it.
We're like, have a little gay twist to it?
Yeah.
It is a quad song, I guess.
I mean, it makes sense.
The only thing I noticed it was missing is like a line about,
I left my key on, so my battery's dead.
There was some lines about hidden reverse,
but it just wasn't really working, you know,
like being a reverse quad guy, you know, like,
need to have reverse on a quad.
So you pulled that one?
Nah, it just didn't flow.
Took that one.
No key stuff.
I think we did.
We did pull it though, Ryan.
We did.
I told Jack.
Might not be good for Quads brand.
I told Jack, I said, hey man, like, we really got to probably take the gayness out of that one.
Like, I just take, like, it's a great song.
It's a great song.
And I'm just envisioning like, you know, and there's nothing wrong being gay.
But I just envision most of our listeners and viewers, like, listening to it in their vehicle.
And like, who really wants to, as a straight man, listen to a song about.
pretty boys over there, you know.
Yeah, it's just not true for Ryan.
Or like a cute dude staring on the dock over there.
I guess I was more thinking about it from Ryan.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, yeah.
I was thinking for like mass, the mass listen.
If they're listening to a song about four wheelers, they might kind of.
Yeah.
But that was the thing, too, is like Ken kept pushing this, you know, new direction and
like rhetoric on the producers, you know, because he's trying to get up.
We're trying to appeal to the masses and, you know, just try and get these album
listens up and uh but i don't want to i don't want to put something out there that the fans aren't
going to like we're just trying to show who quad really is it's all about just maximizing revenue
and distribution and i'm over here i don't want to people are all about genuine
on your own time here yeah we're going to happen people are all about the like the genuine
things that quad wants to sing about and i i just think pulling that's going to be people want to
hear what quad really wants to hear let's just imagine you don't even listen to the podcast you
scan that that raspberry iced tea thing it brings you to quad's thing there's a
picture of Ryan with his hair and it's all slick back it's all slick back and then you're like
listening to the song you're like damn this is actually a good ass song you're now two minutes in
and starts talking about there's a cute boy over that you're like do you hear that right but then it
keeps going it keeps going like maybe i didn't hear that right and then all of a sudden it's like
cruising past some boys at the gas station they're screaming no way and then it goes pretty boys love a man
with the quad i think you'd be like all right i'm not listening that song can you just imagine how to perform that
in front of Grandpa Ron.
He went,
what the fuck?
I think we just unintentionally
made a song
that people are going to be,
like,
searching for for the next couple years
unless we do we end up releasing this?
What do you guys think?
I mean,
we have a,
we have a version
where the pretty boys
and the cute boys
staring are,
I think we got to save it
for the extending cut of the album.
There you go.
There you guys,
this guy's always,
this guy's always
fucking maximizing profits.
What do you think about it,
what do you want?
What do you want?
I'd prefer.
for the quad.
Your face is on the song.
Where instead of boys, they say girls.
Yeah, I mean, maybe just focus on what's important,
which is the quad.
Showing authentic quad.
No, he's the quad.
The song talks about quads for three minutes.
And, I mean, I will say that sometimes the boy factor
with the quads does come with it.
Who was the cute boy you were writing about, Jack?
Was it you?
Hey, he's just a ghostwriter.
He's just a ghostwriter.
That's pretty sweet, though.
I did forget about that.
The QR code on the Raspberry T does have...
Pretty sick.
I think every QR code actually brings you to a different thing.
So you have to buy them, scan them, see what it does.
But, I mean, you can listen to Riot on Spotify, Apple Music,
anywhere that you can listen to music.
You don't have to buy the reboot.
Maybe for the next album, we'll show the full release of the song.
The original cut.
There's another song.
There is another song here that we don't even need to play,
but it's another song that I wrote.
It goes back to your...
rock slash screamo
slash punk style
that you know you became famous for
and it's called hands off the hair
quadslaw
all right
I can't wait to hear the final version on this
just give it like a little preview
just a taste
or even just the intro
the intro of Hummerhart goes so high
but you don't understand the rules
this ain't just hair
kind of like mot like fruit
Yeah.
I'm really glad because you guys,
you guys could have done me so much dirtier with the lyrics.
Like, I just, every time the lyrics go, I'm like, oh, man, this is what rhyme.
There is one of my favorite lines is, uh, let me see if I can get to it.
Ken is obviously not trying to work hard during than he has to.
So as Ken's, or as a quasi-agent, you know, he's been trying to get him gigs for the summer.
But he doesn't want to be, like, working.
every weekend. So he's just been asking like an astronomical rate to try and get just one person
to book him. Trying to get my bread up. Right. So he has to get his bread up. Quot is in high demand,
extremely high demand. We only got select openings left. So I actually had a friend,
hit me up. They wanted you to play at their little brother's 15th birthday party. It was a family
birthday party. That sounds about right. Last Sunday, I said, I don't think it's going to happen. Sorry.
He's already booked up.
Also, Ken, Ken's going to get pissed if I start booking him and shit.
Then it's like, I'm cutting him out.
Guad's exclusive.
We can't head of him going to every little event left and night.
Did you imagine Ryan just showing up on his own time by himself with his one speaker in the fucking Bluetooth mic to on a Sunday night to some 15-year-old birthday party?
That's just the family there.
Not even friends.
Just a family gathering for dinner.
If we really wanted to get a going, he sets up.
Could bring two speakers.
All right.
I got to find this line, though.
Good stereo audio.
That's my favorite line.
What did he say about the jail?
Bathroom counter looks like a salon war zone.
Three kinds of gel and a chrome tooth cone.
Oh, chrome comb.
Ryan does not want to give us anything here.
Oh, he doesn't want to play into this.
He's just like, if I don't react,
if I don't say anything, they'll quit talking.
No, no.
I love those songs.
I think it was a great expression of what the person I have become,
except for some parts, Jack.
And then I think it's, I think it's, I think it's good.
I think it's, I think it's really good.
We're going to expand the audience, you know.
I think I think basement riot was received well.
Obviously, Hummerhart is a staple.
That's, that's mainstream.
And so it's hard to capture lightning in a bottle so many times,
but I think we've done it again.
Yeah, I mean, it'll be interesting to see where your career goes, Ryan.
Yeah, it's really interesting to see what I will be doing next.
I just can't even imagine what I possibly will do.
How could we go up from here?
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, there's plenty of places we can go around.
Oh, I know.
We're working on quad at the U.S. Bank Stadium for the fall.
Opening for like a big concert or something?
No, no, no, he's the headliner.
Let's be real.
He's probably going to have to at least be a runner up, like to the head.
No, no, no.
People are that interested in.
seen quadline.
Right before some really big person.
And then Ryan has to go on right before when everyone's finally filled in.
Waiting.
Who's this guy?
We watched a hockey game at the shop this weekend.
A state high school hockey game.
It was so lit.
I don't know the last time that we all got together to watch something.
And it's pretty funny that it was like a high school game.
Minnesota State hockey is like the biggest thing in Minnesota.
Yeah.
And Moore had the school or town.
just like right down the road from us.
Went there and they were working everyone
and they were in the state final.
So like the whole crew got together to watch it together
and it was lit.
Dude, there's just nothing like Minnesota
high school hockey.
They were playing in the XL Center
where the wild play, the professional team.
There was every seat was sold out
over like 20,000 people there.
For a high school hockey game.
I mean, it's just insane.
But both teams that were playing,
I mean, they're so good.
It's unbelievable how good these.
players are. I mean, a lot, like, I think like four different kids from each team are going D1.
And I mean, I'm sure they're going to go to the NHL.
That is sick. But, uh, yeah, it's just, it's cool. Yeah, it was fun to watch.
It's kind of like how Texas has, like, high school football that's really extreme.
It's pretty cockies are up. Yeah, you, I mean, I suppose people do that all the time.
They transfer schools just for the sport that they're playing. They do that all the time in
Moorhead. Dolton. Yeah. And Dalton actually used to play for Morehead. So we're like sitting there
with them and like oh yeah these are like he knew those kids my buddies i used to play with but uh i think
it'd be fun to go if if they go back next year i feel like we we got to go that'd be so fun dude i know
one thing for sure and people hate edina and i don't like you don't even have to be from minnesota
apparently because i was looking at like tic ticc they were all on my for you page after watching
the game there's a bunch of different clips and i started reading like the comments on these
TikToks of just random Minnesota State hockey teams, like Nottie Dina, and they're all just
fucky Dina.
That's kind of funny.
Unrelated to them even playing.
And then I read one that was really funny that just said, I'm a 41-year-old woman that
lives in Arkansas, and even I know fucky Dina.
Damn.
Yeah, I've seen plenty of TikToks about that.
There is a big discrepancy, though, in some of these schools.
Like, you get a war road or Rosa or something.
Like, I don't know what, because there's obviously, what, three different, more small.
smaller town.
Categories, but I'd say, yeah, these small towns against these big cities.
Yeah, it's awesome to see.
Very small money against huge money.
Yeah.
Yeah, you get some rivalries going there, which is cool, which is awesome to see the little guys come out once in a while.
Yeah, and beat them, yeah.
Because War Road did.
Yeah, War Road won, yeah.
So Edina has a hockey team.
Yeah, and they're, like, really good.
I mean, they probably have so many kids going out for their hockey team and make so many cuts.
Like, you know, it'd be very hard to make it on the high school team.
What section is Edina in?
Double A.
Same as Moorhead.
But that wasn't the final game.
No, they played.
Moore had beat them.
Morhead played Adina the night prior.
Yeah, who did they beat in the final?
Morhead beat.
It wasn't.
Minnetonka.
Minnetonka, yeah, yeah.
But War Road won for Singlet.
Yep.
Well, I got a shop.
Oh, yeah, Mike, you bought that shop.
I didn't buy it.
I didn't buy it.
I saw your snap story, Mike.
I was very confused.
I'm going to be honest.
Yeah.
I saw it and it was just Mike standing there being like,
well, I just moved into my news.
shop. I'm like, what the fuck?
You got a shop, Mike?
Usually this is like a decision that we make
together. Right, right, right. Of like, hey, we just
got a new shop. And I saw Mike was getting his own shop
and I was like... Well, I mean, it's like similar to like
buying a house. It's not a decision we'd make together.
Well, every shop that we've gotten up until
this point, though. It's a week. This is his.
Yeah. No, I know. And then this is your
personal show. Yeah. But yeah, I have a one-saw garage
and I've been looking for a shop for a while, but I don't
like... Evan made a good point. He's like, really,
you build equity and really just build one or
but, you know, which is true.
I just don't know what I want to do right now.
So I'm renting one at SRD,
which is the first drift track that we went to before we had our drift.
We still go there to the drag strip and stuff.
So that's where it is.
It's kind of on the way, though.
Yeah, I pass it every day.
I'm a way home.
But my favorite thing about, like, getting this new shop,
and it's similar to, like, your knife story.
Like, people just kind of get on board,
especially bros, dudes, males that are just like,
yo, CJ, it's dope that you're in a knife.
I was at church, and this dude just like,
it's dope that you got a shot.
Congrats.
Congrats on the new shop.
And, like, I've only seen him, like, a couple times, and I'm assuming you saw my story.
And then I'm getting, like, text, yo, bro, congrats on the new space.
And I'm just like, heck yeah.
Like, this is dudes supporting other dudes getting their own shop space.
Dudes just love shops.
And we really love shops in the Midwest.
It's obviously not a Midwest thing per se.
There's shops everywhere, but.
Especially when you're a guy who is a motorhead.
Yeah, I know.
If you're a motorhead, you got motorcycles, like the pinnacles, cars, trucks, whatever, you know, weird.
things you bought off Facebook marketplace.
You need somewhere to store it.
Yeah.
It's got to be convenient because, you know, of the location,
being next to the guy that's like fixing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mike's got all his broken shit.
He's like perfect.
You know what's funny?
It's moving right over here.
Yep.
Originally, I made a couple calls on some shops in Fargo Moorhead,
which is where I live.
And everything was falling through.
Oh, we got rented out.
But there was a shop right next to Red River Motor Works,
which we go to all the time.
And I'm like, how perfect would that be?
And again, for all of everyone,
and if we needed a height of vehicle there,
or bring the giveaway vehicle there.
I really wanted it, and I was ready,
and they rented it out.
I'm like, how nice would that have been?
So the next best option was bringing it to,
or having a shop at SRD, where my Corvette is now.
So, like, bring the cars there,
and then they can just, and there's a guy who details cars right next to me.
That's nice.
So in other words, zero excuses for your drift cars to, like, not be just...
I'd say zero excuses.
The tough thing is, is...
You're going to need a lot of your stuff over here, though, still.
Yeah, yeah. So like, it'll be like, I'll park my Subaru there when it's done.
And then like maybe one day I'll jet my Viper there and then take the Subaru.
Oh, that makes sense.
It's like your GTA garage that you've got like you've got multiple GTA garages around the.
I'm not really going to do that much in it as far as spending time.
But it's nice.
It's kind of like me not bringing my snowmobiles down here.
Like now you can.
Yeah.
Yeah, that too.
Yeah.
And also just like, I just seem to imagine.
I mean, you guys know.
How am I going to do with your snowmills ever?
We'll run them over with a mega quad.
Literally.
No, but that's what you run.
Evan,
before,
Evan would ghost ride it in front of it.
Yeah,
yeah.
But I,
you guys know I don't move very fast.
And I'm not like that good at,
I'm not that good at wrenching, right?
So like,
between those two things,
like I just,
I want to get like some stuff.
Like,
I want to powder coat my wheels and my Harley.
But Lord knows if I took my Harley apart in the shop,
I just,
yeah,
it just would be.
And I don't want it in anyone's way.
and this is the way, or even like my three-wheeler.
I waited so long to put those forks on
that Gavin Bent when he went over the rail,
took it apart, the bearings just flew apart.
I don't know how, like, Matt Armstrong does it
when he's building these vehicles.
And he, like, he has to wait for parts all the time,
but, like, how do you do these builds
when the part you need is two weeks out?
Let alone just even knowing how to work out on a Bugatti
versus a three-wheeler, completely different things.
And then, like, knowing what part you need
and where to get it and, like, so anyway,
It's just interesting.
I'm trying to swap the forks of my three-wheeler
and it takes me a week and a half
because I had to wait for the part to come from California.
It really will be nice for you, though,
because I mean, if you're...
I'm excited.
You spend a lot of time in Fargo near your house.
Driving out here is an hour.
Right.
So it's like if it's the weekend or, you know,
you can kind of just zoom over there
and spend the afternoon.
That's the plan.
That's the plan.
Next thing you know, you'll have a little bed there
and then you'll have a TV and a couch.
And he'll build a kitchen in it.
I said that to Sydney.
I was like, to me it just makes sense, like, to have a couch,
outdoor rug and a TV.
Probably a couple of skate features.
Yeah, I know.
I thought that too.
But that actually might, if I'm going to build more skate features,
it's going to be in the merch warehouse.
But I said that to Sydney and she's just like, what?
What do you need that for?
That's just going to make you spend more time there.
Just chilling.
It's just your man case.
And then I said I like reverse psychology.
I'm like, no, that's for you.
So that I can come wrench and you can watch.
Netflix or whatever and then I can be productive and everybody's happy.
Smart.
Yeah.
Man, Mike, you got so many different zones.
Just another zone.
Just another zone.
Another zone.
I'm excited though.
I'm really excited.
And just like having a heated area to park your rigs.
You know?
Your garage at your house.
Yeah.
Well, I can't fit my truck in there.
I let Sydney park in there.
That's what you do.
This is a one-stall garage.
Also, if Sydney, I leave, you know, before Sydney, so I get out of her way.
But if...
Oh, if you had to leave.
because you stack up.
Just the one stall.
It is nice to have your own space.
Like we do everything in the shop.
And there's always somebody making a mess, whether they be leaving their plates around or something else.
And so it is nice to have a zone that you can like kind of hone in on.
And yeah, you just are like if something moves or if you didn't put your tools back, like it's because you didn't.
And so you can just kind of lock in and have have your own zone, which is it is a nice thing.
Yep.
Well, Mike, you know what they say about more space?
More things.
You're going to fill it up.
Yeah, luckily it's not quite big enough.
I'll fill it with my stuff and then it will be full.
How big is it?
40 by 60.
That is pretty good size.
Which in your head is a lot bigger than you think.
I think we're tainted.
We have some pretty big shops now with like the merch warehouse.
You walk in there and it makes every other shop seem small.
But that's as big as like over there.
You fit eight cars in there or something like that if you needed.
You've got a boat in a couple cars.
I'm just waiting for that one moment where you have the best intentions.
intentions to do something the night of and you borrow a couple tools from our mechanic over
there at the farm who doesn't like when anyone touches his stuff and then you might happen to
perhaps forget those tools at that shop and then when he needs them oh my goodness i i've started
texting Gavin hey i'm borrowing this tool yell at me tomorrow if i don't bring it back right away
that that keeps me a more difficult step to just bringing it but it keeps me more honest or like i don't
forget it like oh it's in the backseat of my car or something so I'm like okay I got to make
sure where we lose a camera bag for yeah eight months what else did we lose up there wasn't like a speaker
or something like that was the the amp for the speakers downstairs the one thing we need
oh mike got stuck up there for a while in the frunk yeah remember that let's see if mike can fit
we shut up oh let me out we had to press the fronk so like just like imagine almost
fitting somewhere there and then someone pushing the last 10% to get her latched yeah we went
through that phase to see, like, things that Mike could fit into.
I'll still do it.
Did I ever get in the fronk of your cyber truck?
Do you have a fronk on your cyber truck?
You'd usually fit in a cyber truck.
It's a little longer, a little skinnier.
I don't know if you...
Mike's a little skinnier than he was back then.
True.
Not any longer, though.
Ben, does your new car have a fronk?
Don't disclose that information because it narrows it down.
I don't want to know.
I love that.
There's a lot of flunks.
He doesn't even tempt himself.
Because there's no point in telling us, like,
Like just a little morsel of information.
Just keep it completely more of a surprise.
Even though you know 100% what it is.
Yeah.
I don't, but I know what it probably is.
But I don't know for sure if he gives a little bit of information away.
I mean, okay, it's one of two things, probably one thing.
I mean, if you want, I'll just, I'll just know.
No, I don't want to know.
Tell them.
Just tell him after the pod and just tells him.
Just ruin the secret.
Just tell him right now.
It's a C5 Corvette.
It's a .
He's supposed to be the
guy around here.
Gosh, that's good.
Stepping on his toes.
All right, boys, well, on that note,
I guess we'll see.
I guess we'll see,
or I guess you guys will see
and Ken will see.
I'll just tell the rest of you guys later
after this podcast.
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