Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Failed 100 Day Workout Challenge? Trespassers On Our Track Caught On Camera, & Testing Loyalty Between Friends

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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Sophie, Rain and Ken Matthews get married in Kabul. You're about to see another era of Money, Mike. Wow. That's sick. I go and check our security cameras, and there's some kids whipping around our drift track. Huge underwear, blowed out. Oh, my goodness, crazy.

That was, like, a traumatic experience, I think, for us all. Don't forget this is the last week. of our Lambo giveaway, so get entered at C-BoysTV.com. Yeah, yeah. $5 you spend gets you one entry, and you get your choice between a Lamborghini Huracon or a Lamborghini Uris and $25,000 cash. So we got new, yeah, new golf polos on there, new hats.

We have some jerseys. I love the jerseys. Yeah, bunch of stuff. Yeah. Bunch of stuff for the end of the drop. So like, uh, ramp it up boys and girls. Dude, what's up with you? Do you just want to dress like us or what? You pull up, you're wearing my tank and then.

Well, it's our, it's our tank. I guess CJ's claiming that Then he puts the same hat I had on Dude just wants to be able to wear your Ben Roth special We're still trying to come up with a name for that by the way Yeah, I'll go put that on It's the Ben Ross special It's just like it's the brown and tan hat with orange life odd open

That Ben had wore for like months I swear is the hat he wore more than any other hat And then we're like well we should probably make it Since he won't stop wearing it Okay All right, we're good That's the hat we were talking about It's kind of cool

That looks a little better with that. Man, Ben, what size is that T-shirt? This is a large, but I came from the gym, CJ. I haven't seen you there, actually. Where have you been? Sleeping. You have been. So we, yeah, we've been on this fitness kick.

We were supposed to do a bodybuilder show last Saturday. So we'd been training for 100 days to do this show on June 6th. And we ended up canceling it and pushing it back to, like, the end of summer. Just because, like, it's kind of like a conflict of schedule. with like half the crew was going to be in like Texas at like weddings and we had like a bunch of different things going on and then the other reason was like I felt like we were finally making some like progression like some of the crew has been like in the gym hitting it pretty hard and it would just kind of felt like we were like half-assing it just to like abide by this like 100 day fitness

challenge right but there wouldn't have been like any like real substantial gains yeah I really thought after a hundred days of dedication, I would have like an eight pack and like look really good. Like I truly did. I was like, dude, we got a trainer. He's going to get us on a diet and I am just going to like morph into this jacked guy. I really thought it was going to happen in a hundred days. And this shit's hard. It is. Like I've been moderately locked in. I don't know if I could say I've been fully locked in. But I mean, it's amazing how hard it is to have a mid physique. Yeah. I mean, I was skeptical about 100 days being enough. And then when I was asking the few trainers that we had talked to,

they were like, oh, 100 days more than enough. I'm like, really? Because, like, I've been lifting weight since I was in the ninth grade. It does not seem like enough time to really make some substantial gains. And honestly, it was. Like, you guys don't really realize it, but you've definitely added a lot of muscle. And, like, I mean, even from the first day to, like, now,

how much more weight you're pushing. And, like, Ken is slimming down so much. much like everyone is talking about that i think just giving more time for this is only going to make it better and it's just also going to instill more of a routine of uh working out in everyone like ken freaking is dedicated yeah he's on it he gets up every day at like seven 30 he's already at the gym like he doesn't care if you guys are going or not he's there he's lifting weights he's running he's doing stuff and if he can't do that he's freaking riding on the stationary bike like i love to see it like i'm proud of you ken thank you yeah i'm proud of you too ken

Days we've been home. I haven't missed a day in like a while. But you've been going when we're on vacation, right? Yeah, like I went to the gym and left my card out in Washington. Oh, dang. Oh, yeah, you went to the Snap Fitness out in Washington. How was that? Did some good-looking girls there. Really?

Really? Because, you know, normally it's like, it's just a bunch of dudes at the gym we go to. Yeah. And that one was like all chicks and they were all really good looking. So much so that Ken had to update us in the group chat. That was my favorite part. That is. Yo, the birds here are insane.

Dude, yeah. If you want to find a hot chick, like going to a gym is a pretty good place to start. That is a controversial statement because girls don't want to get hit on at the gym. Yeah, it's a pretty tough. But at least if you could maybe make a connection and then you would see them somewhere else at like a coffee shop or a place where girls want to get hit on? I don't know. Where is that? I have no idea.

I don't know. Where do girls want to get hit on? That's a good question. Probably nowhere. But there is definitely ways in the gym. Like if they're eyeball on you, then maybe you go and talk to them or like you somehow work into like. Hey, you're done with that piece of equipment? Oh, no, I have one set left.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I love this piece of equipment. I always work out on this. You know, that'd be like a good starting line for you guys. And that's how the women, that's how, yeah, that's how CJ used to get all of his chicks. I used to work at a gym. I know. That's why I was saying that.

That was more of a sarcastic. I've been reading the comments. Sometimes people don't pick up on my sarcasm, so I have to really let you know I'm being sarcastic. Yeah. I can already read the comment. That is the worst pickup line ever. I can't believe CJ would actually think that's a good idea. I don't think people realize CJ's funny.

Thank you, Ryan? I'm going to say this. This actually has nothing to do with CJ. Like sometimes someone will hit me with, damn, like you can't pick up sarcasm, you of all people. And I'm like, what if it just wasn't funny? I did pick up the sarcasm. It's full-blown.

That has nothing to do with you. I just like sometimes it's like, You can't reach sarcasm, and you're like, no, I can. It's just, you know, Mike doesn't let anything slide. Yeah. You know, serious Mike. Serious Mike. No, Ken, I am very proud of you.

And I feel like we're in like this good routine that if we would have gotten this show done with, we probably would all just inherently been like, ah, you know, it's whatever, you know, we don't have anything to, like, work towards, like, as much. And then we probably would have stopped going as hard. So I feel like pushing it back another three months or so, you know, we can just, like, continue to like burn that routine in and then after it's done it's going to hopefully stick more and we can just keep at it yeah no so the reason i haven't been in the gym is because we were gifted a 2,700 pound marble statue so we're trying to move it there was like seven of us and we just

had to move it literally an inch everyone was pushing as hard as they could and i thought to myself i've got to have a little bit more left and i was kind of pushing at a weird angle and i like tore something in my shoulder this was like that's how you did it yeah this was like a month ago. I hate telling the story because like whenever anyone asked like, oh, like how'd you hurt your shoulder? Like anyone else, I'm just like, I just go, ah, long story. It's nothing crazy. I over exerted myself lifting something that was way too heavy. Yeah. Oh, what was it? Yeah. It was a hand chiseled marble statue of a Greek god holding a life wide open sign and a lightning bolt. Yeah, that's funny. I thought it was for sure from like actually working out. But I started

getting back into it just last Friday. I bet it was driving you crazy. I mean, you're in the gym way more than all of us on a routine. Yeah, I know. And it's like, now we're actually doing it for a purpose and for filming. And I can't even freaking do it. I tried going and it just was getting worse and worse. I was like, I just got to give it a break. And it worked out really nice because then we ended up pushing it out.

So if we're doing this in September, like we have serious amount of time to like make some gains, especially if you guys just stay going five days a week, you're probably going to be able to look like most of the guys up there. Well, I don't know if I quite say that. But it is funny how like it's just kind of. a snowball like the first two months you don't really see much progression and then like I'd say in the last month you really start to see it the plateaus are what's tough dude like I get going I feel really good and then you hit like three weeks where you just feel like you're not doing anything and then

like a week goes by and you're like oh okay I see it or I feel good again you know who hasn't been hitting the gym with us me well Mike I got to say that I've been losing weight but I have not been putting on muscle Evan I mean I mean, we've said this, but Evan prides himself on being anti-jim, thinks of Cheeto. And before we go in on him, he could be here to defend himself. He would, but yeah, he wouldn't, he wouldn't disagree with me. No. He wouldn't disagree.

Because he's like, he's trying to do the opposite for the video where he's, like, plumping up. I mean, we kind of, we kind of talked about it in the last video, like, you know, he's kind of got this little barrel on him that's just getting. But he's doing what he does. The pushback, that's the pushback. Yeah, no matter what we were doing. there would be a push, yeah. Evans' workout has been going to the golf course as many nights as he can a week.

You could argue that it's good walking, but he takes a golf cart. He takes a golf cart and he drinks a cooler of beer. Yeah, like, it's gotten to the point where, oh, is this that surprising? But, like, it's 18 holes and at least six beers, but that's just the pregame to the rest of his night. Like, every time he goes golfing, he basically comes back in rough shape. Yeah, no, it's easy to do. Yeah, it is.

Bad. But if he was here, he's, he's, he would agree he's because he's not he's not trying to hop on this fitness train which i personally think is hilarious like i love that he's just doing the complete opposite his for once i'm like perfect yeah you should do that yeah and then he's like oh maybe i won't maybe i'll start working out now yeah the first psychology is insane but yeah so uh beginning of october is our new date works out good so ken what was the deal we had some trust pastors last night yeah so i was looking through my instagram dms this morning ken some kids were on

your property last night, the drift compound, and I have proof and can provide you one of their names, and they posted it on their story. Dumbass. Oh, so someone else that wasn't there was random kid? He said they basically ratted his friends out. So then I go and check our security cameras and there's some kids whipping around our drift track at like 11, 11 midnight last night. Drifting or just driving fast too? I didn't watch the video. I just saw there was a like a white CRV driving around it. Dude, that's ballsy. Can we pop it up? Put them on blast? I mean, they were trespassing on our property. They're lucky they didn't hit a tree.

Anything around midnight, that's another added little sketch. No lights out there. Yeah. I mean, it's just also like there's a little noise ordinance. Like, I mean, we don't slide around our track at 11 midnight. It looks like they just more so scrolled, drove through. I don't like that, though. No, I don't like it.

That is so far from whipping, but it's still trespassing. Normally someone's there. That would be like, yo. Oh, they hit the wall. Jump it. Wait, then they were like, oh, shoot it's yeah they frame out dude imagine yeah you're doing that you get framed out and then their car stuck there don't go on our track because if we catch you we're gonna have to trespass you

and call the cops we've been talking about putting up all these no trespassing signs and all that we just got to finally it's just more so the liability of it like we don't want someone getting hurt and uh for that we just can't have random people going on our track just like anyone who owns a track, just like Cletus, just like Axel Hodges isn't just having random people go out on his track. Like, you have to sign waivers for a reason. And also it's just tracks can be dangerous, especially if you're going to be driving fast or whatever. So you have a likelihood of crashing, as we've seen many of times. Yeah, no doubt. Pretty often, though, someone's there. Yeah, I know. That was actually a rare occasion to show up at that time. Yeah. And then not have someone

come out and be like, yo. We had some other trespassers the other night on the drift track, too. That same spot pretty much They were a little bit more Probably black and furry I was checking Oh yeah I saw that I was checking the cameras To see if some stuff got delivered

I was in Texas at the time And then like 30 minutes Motion detected And then I was like what the Two decent size black bears Rolling around the drift track Shut up They weren't like massive

But they were big What were they digging in the trash Or just like strolling? Just strolling Just walking through Like it legit looked like They made the stroll every other day.

Yeah. So I don't know. It was to keep an eye out for them. I love Black Bear sightings around here because, like, everyone is like, they're like so elusive. It's still like very special for someone to actually catch a Black Bear on camera where it's like if you're in northern Minnesota, it's just like a raccoon running on your porch. Yeah.

But like down here, it's like it makes the whole local news like Black Bear spotted. Do you think it's that they've always been here, but nobody had cameras like now every single lake cabin has it minimum a ring doorbell like but even you go back like eight years nobody had ring doorbells and stuff like that so you think it's just they're getting caught more often or do you think they're here i think they've been here they're just elusive like ben was saying and now that we got the cameras everywhere it's like you just see them it seems like every single video them they're walking around at night and it's you know pretty late if it was during the day they might be spotted but at night it's true it's like coyotes like you don't really see them

unless you're looking for him. I'm still not 100% positive, but I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain lion. Probably like eight years ago at this point. But it's still like those are like even crazier to see. There was some rumblings in the area that like there was one running around shortly after I think that I saw mine. But he was running across my driveway and it was like a flash and it was a big cat

fairly certain of a mountain lion, which is really scary. Like they're bigger than dogs, right? Like a big size dog when you're hunting this year didn't like a bobcat or something? Yeah, and it just sat there and just stared at me. We had a mountain lion around my house growing up, but it's kind of the same thing. It's like, I think that I saw it, but we did find tracks. Have you ever seen when, like, they have the multiple, like, hound dogs and they will, like, chase after the mountain lions? Yeah, they run them up a tree.

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's, like, more common, like, out west, you know, mountain lion hunting. You run them up trees? Yeah. There's just, like, so many of them that the cat just can't take them on, and then they get so scared. Look at this video of this guy. He's hunting, kind of like Ben was, and then the bobcat runs up the tree.

Up the tree he was in. Next to him. Oh, it takes on a squirrel. Look at that, dude. Imagine if it decided to come up in the tree he's in. Oh, man. Man, that thing is fast. Yeah, I climbed the tree in like a second.

I'd shoot it if it came up my tree. I don't know if you could that close. You would have to, like, no scope. That's true. You're not up there with like a pistol, right? You don't think you could quick scope at the least. 360? You could try.

It'd probably be enough to scare it Okay, I just want to hand these out to you guys real quick We got some fan mail from Jackson He's nine years old Him and his dad like watching the podcast So he sent us these And I think you just sent us each cars That have to do with us

Oh well, that's so nice Individually wrapped When a little kid gives away his hot wheels Or gets hot wheels for you Like I wasn't trying to give up my hot wheels When I was nine years old What'd you get there, Siege? Monster Truck

Yeah, I got a monster truck. Uh, yeah, I got a monster truck Oh, nice Look at that Ford Raptor A couple of monster trucks Classic Ben got a Ford Raptor Hot dog car

There you go Mike I got a hot dog Mine's pretty funny I got a Bronco Nice And a semi with a toilet on the back Wow That is very on band

What the hell did Chad Jeepie Or did freaking AI make that hot wheel How do you find a hot wheel With a toilet on it? Is that Jeep? Got a little Jeep gladiator He actually sent one for like everybody. This one says all

a radio flyer red wagon with a huge motor in it. Oh yeah, we gotta get one of those. Oh, a lifted Mustang? Nice. Very nice. He's way nicer than ours. We got a Camaro here. We got Gavin. He likes three-wheelers. Sorry Gavin's not here.

A trike. Very nice. Thank you, Jackson. Dude, a bunch of three-wheelers. Oh, wow. Look like the Twike. It does. Look at that. Hey, is a plane considered a three-wheeler? A plane? Yeah, technically, yeah, it's got three, three points of contact. Yeah, Gavin needs to start flying.

Yeah, dude, that's hilarious. Yeah, about a plane because it's three-wheeler. I was actually just looking at my Hummer on the pole today. And, dude, I kind of want to get that thing down. I can't want to bust it. I want to go back out on it. We should take it down. I think we should.

Take it down safely, I think, is what I'd prefer to do. That thing is a pet house for animals right now. I just want to see what the interior looks like more than anything. Allegedly. You haven't been up there? You got to think. Yeah, two years up there. Do you remember the smart car?

Like, the smart car interior literally just disintegrated. Yeah, well, this one's got everything open. Yeah. So I think that interior, like, I don't think the seats are just going to be foam. I think the leather is just kind of like torn apart, I bet. I don't know, man.

Good Hummer leather. Built Hummer tough. It's very risky, but I feel like the likelihood of it falling is also low. Someone should just sit up in that thing for a second. Or just like get craned up and like stand on the roof for how iconic that picture would be true if you've shopped online the chances are that you have bought from a business that is powered by shopify you know the purple Shopify pay button you see at checkout that is the one that

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i mean yeah it's i never thought it would come back down i never thought i'd miss it as much as I do. Oh, so you came into it like thinking that that was permanent. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, it's 17 feet in the air on a pole. I figured it wasn't coming down. I just can't believe it hasn't blown down. I know. It's not welded up there. It's just straight up sitting on a pole, which isn't that crazy. It would take a lot to

blow a car round, but it's got like four kites on it. Yeah. Like with the pontoons. Now, you think that those things would just... Hey, the welds have held very well, too. Yeah, we've rush big wrench on that one just like hanging it's had they're half welded on it's so like the arms probably more strain on that sitting up there than it was in the water yeah you're probably oh i guess of the actual pontoon sitting there but the cylinder that has like the uh the pole right and then there has four arms that's going off of it and it originally started that we're putting

ken's bronco up there and we only had like an hour to do it when ken was running to town so big wrench is up there welding these arms onto this cylinder and we were like dude big wrench you got you got 30 minutes left you got 15 minutes left he's got to be here in 10 minutes big wrench and he's like I can't weld these things completely all the way around and we're like just weld them half then so those things are half welded on like each arm is half welded on it's still holding obviously it's kind of a testament to big ranch welds right there it's true dude is good at what he does his subdivision of big ranch builds is big wrench welds see, uh, how is Texas? Texas was great. It was hot. Texas isn't like as cool as maybe everyone makes it out. Like when we go to Florida, like Florida is awesome. Yeah, there's more stuff.

Love Florida. But Texas is not as cool as everyone makes it out there. It's just the country. I love the weather though. Or not the country, but it's probably very similar to up here, just a little hotter. And honestly, like, this is very conceded thing to complain about. But the cell phone service there is horrible. Is it just too big?

Like, we're like right outside of Dallas and I have like, one bar and my phone's hardly working and I'm like it's just that doesn't make sense to me honestly the whole trip like we went to some of the same places as we did when we went down there for rednecks the paychecks and that I don't know that was like a traumatic experience I think for us all rednecks of paychecks was yeah that was pretty heavy we were in the middle of nowhere too yeah and so like I think it just like brought back some of those rednecks with paychecks and memories and it just got the hebi-jeebies like even down to the flight you remember our flight out of there got delayed and it was just like the whole i don't really like dallas airport either it just the whole time just gave me the

heby-jibs other than that was good we will we went to this like super super boogie like gallery like you know uh mall or whatever you yeah where everyone that's pulling up is legit like in a uris or a g-wagon or a Audi or whatever like a ton of nice cars and like all the stores you'd walk up and And then the security guard would go, uh, just two at a time, please. Like, that piss me off. We go into Rolex, me, Ryan, Randy. And then they're like, only two at a time, please. I'm like, I'm with them.

Come on. And they're like, whoa, whoa, only two at a time, please. And they go, whoa, whoa, you got an Apple Watch on. And then they point towards the Apple Store. Then they see, yeah, they, that they're wearing Rolexes and they're, they compliment. Oh, nice, date just, nice, whatever you're wearing. And then they're like, what do you got? I'm like, I just Apple Watch.

And then he's like, nice. and so they send them in and then I'm like I see this sick watch in this display case I'm like all right well actually this is sick so I go to take a picture of it

no photos really yeah no photos and I go holy shit the fuck dude no photos you guys

you guys trying to not sell anything so then I said I was like this is one I'm interested so like I kind of want a photo of it and then he's like sorry man no photos and then I'm just like

all right I'm leaving so that Mike's never gonna buy a Rolex now those guys just screwed it up I just figured that Rolex would be like a little more forgiving and I'm used to like in Vegas you know like every they let everyone they let you fucking try it on in Vegas right so then we go into the uh richard millie store that it just opened that was insane there was multiple rooms multiple floors you know they have a receptionist they have like

10 people on duty four watches in the entire store yeah if you guys are or aren't familiar with them they're like can be millions of dollars yep four watches in the entire store they have like a pool table room. They had this like music room with $100,000 speakers. They had like a cigar patio. They had like a whiskey room. And then four watches. But if you think about it, they only have to sell like one watch to pay for

their whole. You're leaving out the best part. They had the full motion F1 simulator. Full motion racing seat like Ferrari steering wheel. It was lit. And it's in a watch store. Yeah, but you can't even fucking buy on there. I don't know. They're so attentive to you and I'm like

It's annoying. I'm like I am not even in the realm of ever purchasing one of these stupid things, and you only have four here. Like, just leave me alone. Let me walk around and like... It was insane. And then, yeah, the lady, like, literally walking us. Yep, this is this room.

And you go, what else do you guys want to check out? We're like, we actually, like, don't need you. Did you tell her that, Mike? No. And then we went into the AP. I don't know how to... Yep. How do you say it?

Otomar Piquette. Okay, we went in there. Those watches are very cool. Ryan tries one on. It's sick. And then he's like, so could I buy this? And they're like, nah. You got to buy a couple before you can buy this one.

I was like, what the fuck? Okay. And that one was like, this is the dumbest sham in the world, dude. You got to buy these two if you want to buy that. She brings up just the most ugly fucking watch you've ever seen. She goes, if you buy this, it will help your chances getting the call for that. I go, are you, like, how can you say that with a straight face to me? The watch industry is so weird. because, like, you can't go into an authorized Rolex dealer and buy a Rolex.

They're like, sorry, we don't have any for sale. But then you hear people that do, and they just lie straight to your face. And they're so good at it. They're so good at it. They're so good at it. And you're just like, well, put me on the list for sure. I'll get one if I'm on the list, right? And they're like, maybe.

What do you mean, maybe? Yeah, they're like, how about you go look at these necklaces or something, buy something else from us? And then you'll get one. I'm like, are you... And that was the funniest part was the watch they brought out that they were like,

this is gonna be where we would start you. You could buy this today. It was really ugly. It was the ugliest fucking thing. It was like 65 grand. It was more expensive than the watch that I wanted. What?

Yeah. I was like, are you... This is insane. Yeah. It was a dumb sham. I get it. You can buy them off like a third party. Yeah, that's what I'm doing.

Yeah. I do like the idea of getting in that line and then purchasing something similar to like a Porsche GT3RS a lot of Porsches. Once you get that allocation, you buy the watch and then immediately it's worth more money. That's cool to me. Some of them are. Like the last like the last five years, like I'd say with COVID and social media, like they've really blown up the watch market. And watches have been like a really good investment. If you buy one new, like you get one through

an authorized dealer. So you pay like basically like MSRP for it. It's immediately worth more. But now it's kind of just like prices have kind of like came down. So like, Watch Steelers can't really, like, swank people, kind of like how they were. But most of that shit doesn't make sense to, like, the, you know, common person that sits and sits and thinks about it. Like, hold on now. So you're telling me that I can't even buy this thing that's overpriced. Like, I have to be put on a list. And then they tell me when I can buy it.

It's about three ones that you don't like just so you get a chance at buying the price. Same. Like, was funny, though. He was sitting in there. He goes, where's the drift car store? I want to go there. And I'm like, dude, if they had it. one i would go to it yeah they're fun to go in but like they're definitely not for me like i'm

money mike but in a different aspect yeah it's just like when we had to get in the goyard i didn't even know what a goyard bag was but you had to wait in line for people to exit the store before you could enter bags are kind of the same way dude they had a bag there just for holding a bouquet of flowers that was fifteen hundred dollars what the actual heck is that about man people just find good ways bad ways to spend dumb money i think like the craziest thing is when when people are like balling out on on like louis Vuitton clothes like i think that's just like a kind of person because it's not an investment like you're gonna argue that a watch is like uh luxury good that's a stupid thing to buy right but it's at the end of the day it's an investment like my rolex has doubled

in value really doubled in value god damn i bought a dumb one i guess and uh it might ain't worth any more money. It's for the last. I could sell it and make money right now. Or if it didn't double in value, I could sell it and get exactly what I paid for it for most of the time when you buy a watch like that, right? But clothes, it makes no sense. Yeah, I can't even imagine washing like a shirt like that. I'd be so worried. Imagine you eating in it, CJ. You spill on everything that you own. It wouldn't work. That's why I wear premium goods like this. Thankfully, you have a clothing brand because you can like get new shirts. Otherwise, you'd have a stain on every single shirt that you owned. It happens all the time.

I'll get done filming or whatever. And I look down on my shirt and I'll just throw it in the garbage and go home. It's just cooked. It's like a little pizza stain. One wear, yeah. Drop the pepperoni on it. I don't know. When I was shopping for my tucks or whatever,

I bought a few other shirts that were way more money than I ever want to spend on a shirt, like a $100 button up shirt. But that's just because it's premium quality fabric. And it actually fits good? You're not paying $1,000. Yeah, and it actually fits good. You're not paying $1,000 just because it's a Louis Vuitton shirt. Yeah.

There's diminishing return there. You're just a paying for nice quality fabric, and that's it. I saw a guy in one of the fancy stores, and he had an entourage, and he was wearing the craziest. Like, I've never seen a real crazy rapper chain in real life, like all diamond out and whatever. And he had face tats. Like, I was like, they're the old. It was a little baby? I have no fucking idea.

But he had like. Lo baby, do baby? No, he was, I don't know if he was one of the babies. Was he a little? He might have been a lill or a high. You know, where they're like NBA or NYG or YNG. Anyway, he might have been an abbreviation or something, but he was shopping and he left the store with like the largest bag I've ever seen of things.

And he was like, give me that, give me that, give me that. A couple very large, scary fellas standing around him. But he didn't look famous. What do you mean? He just acted famous. Yeah. Like, you know, when people like you see them, there's a local guy around here like Josh Dumas, he looks famous.

Like you're like, damn, he has an aura to him. But that guy didn't look famous. Imagine how bummed he is to hear that. He's like, oh, man, I just spent two unfitting racks, huh? And I don't even look famous. He acted famous, didn't look famous. That's funny. Good news, though, dude.

North Dakota raises speed limits to 80. We're going to be able to get places so much faster now. Dude, it is crazy how much of a difference there is. Wow. That's sick. And that's for the Viper? Yeah. Bro.

Let's go. That is sick. I was stoked. And now no more getting pulled over for not being registered. I did get pulled over one more time since we talked about it last. The dude was super nice. It was actually for rolling a stop sign. And then he goes, how do you know Stanley, who was my grandpa?

And I'm like, I used to he was my grandpa. And then he's like, oh, I bought the house that he grew up in it. But I bought the house that he used to live in. So he gives me his car. And he's like, you ever want to go down memory lane? Hit me up. Wow. That works out good for you.

Yeah. I'm pretty stoked on these. Money, Mike. That's lit. Like nobody's got more vanity place than you. I really do love vanity plates, which I don't even like that they're called that because it sounds fruity, but. Mike, did you see the Instagram story that I tagged you in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got tagged in that a bunch of times. There's like basically a Viper limo. It's got to be the only one ever made. Yeah. Because who's stupid enough to make two? Doesn't make a lot of sense. But is it still for sale or is it just like floating around?

I don't know, but you should find it. This is ridiculous. Dude, think about Wine Night in a Viper. Yeah, but just like, like, Like to be very clear, I ain't buying that. I'd chuck in on it, but that would be a company purchase because like, screw that. It looked good as a limo. It did.

It didn't look like, it looked so ridiculous that it was like, wow, Viper limo. Imagine drifting that thing. Like, I would assume it's got the power to drift. We'd need a bigger drift track just to get it to swing out. Dude, that's actually sweet idea because we really haven't had a limo that could like slide. To actually see that thing doing a donut would be insane. It'd be almost like a clock if you had a drone above a job. Yeah.

You'd think it would have the power. If the drive shaft is, drive shaft is even half as strong as our limo, our F1 trillion or whatever truck, it'd be good. Should we call Big Ranch right now and ask him if he thinks he can build a limo? Yeah, do you think you could stretch out Mike's Viper Big Ranch? After lunch we're planning on filming?

Yeah, a little bit of fiberglass and some welding. You think that'd be funny if you call them and go Big Ranch, Do you think you build a limo? He'll say anything's possible. Guarantee it. Hello. Hey, Big Ranch. Hey.

Hey, we're just sitting in a content planning meeting, and we're just throwing some ideas at the board. Do you think that it would be possible to stretch Mike's viper and make it into like a limo? Depends on what you want it to look like. You think it's possible, though? You think it's possible, though? Well, anything's possible.

How long you think it'd take? Depends on all what you want to look like I don't know I mean the classic Like good enough for a thumbnail Probably three weeks I'm throwing the two out All right sounds good

We were just fucking with you big rats We're on the podcast All right Okay But If he said If he said three weeks for that I'm curious if you would have just been like

How long would it take to make just a limo he would have probably been like yeah we could just do that by Friday he did ours in like a day our F one trillion when we chopped the back off and then you just took the very end welded on put the things in Gavin did that oh yeah that's right yeah he did that in like a day if we went up told him that we were joking he'd hang up and just be like

oh fuck I told him three weeks how do I I gotta figure out how to make that happen realistically I could probably get four hopefully they assume that four is a stretch and they could play it for five. I always thought, too, like, sometimes, like, Big Wrench, he's going to, like, latch on to a project that he says, let's say, we'll take three weeks.

And then he's going to start coming up with, like, bang or video ideas to fill in so that he can get more time on the build, which would be great. Yeah, he goes, you guys should prank Ken or something this week. Here's the plan. And we're like, wow, Big Wrench, it's a great idea. He's like, nice, one more week to work on this build. Like, usually they'll give us a timeline and we'll ask for shorter.

and then we usually end up landing on their timeline that they stretched to get to that point. Pretty impressive. Yeah, it is very impressive. Speaking of Ken pranks, Ken, did we talk at all about when Noah pranked you on the podcast yet? On the podcast? No. I don't think. So, so anyways, we had our buddy Noah from Maverick detailing.

He came up, detailed all of our cars, but then, like, paint corrected both the Lamborghinis. Like made them look probably better than when they pulled up. off the Lamborghini lot but anyways Ken hadn't seen him. Noah was in a different building kind of in the back using that as his detail spot he'd been here for probably two days and Ken was doing his own thing

and as he was at Zarbas one night and we were pulling up and I was like all right Noah just wait like five minutes walk in kind of be looking around and then when you see Ken be like Ken you know and basically just do the whole fanboy thing except just don't leave him alone so like when you

shake his hand like keep holding it for as long as possible and then like ask ridiculous things of him like say like hey could we like go see your house like could we go over to the boat house and all these things and he's like no no eventually Ken got like so weirded out he like tried walking

away and Noah followed him and then we never really corrected it as usual you do a prank think it's so funny just leave the door open to it continuing up yeah I was still a lot of opportunity left in it you just left Ken you felt so and you left the bar ken left early that night and went home because i was like this is so uncomfortable

he was asking way too creepy a question just being way too close and i was like i got to get out of here all the locals too were just like wow this kid is fucking nuts too because like they didn't know it was a prank either but then like no didn't want anything to do with me i told him like if i go up to talk to you be like yeah yeah no i'm i'm talking to ken which made it really funny too two days later when we're eating lunch we had noah pull up and like basically walk into the shop be like hey i'm looking for ken can's eyes were like what is he doing here yeah he was and again singles you out and it's just like there's a bunch of cars in the parking lot and he's just like can i got to check out the Tesla and then he's like can i sit in it and then he's like let's go for a drive at what point did drive at what point

did you realize it was a prank after i left the bar that night i was like is this the detail kid you put him up for a prank me i was immediately i called you out on that you're like no no no i don't know who that was asked Dalton the same thing I picked up a little bit on Dalton because Dalton like had to just waking up and I needed to like jog his memory of oh that was a prank he kind of stumbled the second and then I kept asking are you Noah are you the kid detailing the cars and then he are you Noah and then he kept just shaking out on this prank and I was like God this is so uncomfortable I was just curious what your thoughts were so you guys took him golfing he broke my golf clubs and he didn't even detail any of my car

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so after he got done with, like, Ken really got the shit end out of that whole deal. Prank, no detailed cards, and broken golf club. Yeah, we went golfing a couple days later, and Ken and Noah had this rocky past. But we were, you know, we were going golfing and we were like, no, you want to come in? He was like, sure, yeah, can I use like someone's clubs?

And I think he just asked Ken, can I use your clubs? What's Ken going to say no to this kid? He's a nice guy. It seemed like Noah was a goal. It seemed like he was. He striked me as like, I thought he was. So we show up to the first tee, right? And he tees his ball up like four inches off the ground.

And if you're not a golfer... Where's this guy getting his tees at? If you're not a golfer, like the head of the driver is like, say, two and a half inches tall, right? So this ball is floating above where you would like sweep it off. So I'm watching it because I just want to see what happens. Sure enough, just sweeps the tea out from underneath it. And the ball goes up in the air like 20 feet and then comes down like, 14 feet in front of us, right? And I was like, we would have seen that coming, right? And then the next

hole, he does the same thing. He teased it up. You call them out. You go, why are you teeing it up so high? I go, bro, why are you teeing it up that high? This is how I do it. And you're like, whatever. Just do it the way you do it. Then let me see you hit it. And then he goes to hit. Breaks his club. Yeah, he hits the shaft because the ball was so high up. He just hit the shaft on the ball and it just shattered it. New driver? It was the clubs I bought like three weeks ago. Yeah. And so the, the driver head just flies off. The driver head. went farther than the ball. I hadn't seen that since Mike back in 2019.

Yeah, it was honestly kind of refreshing to see because now all my friends are getting better at golf. It's not as funny. But that one, that one, I was like, oh, shit. And then Noah goes, oh, fuck, this is Ken's club. But this is Ken's driver. And I was like, oh, of course it is. Did you get a new one?

Well, CJ got a new driver, and then we had the same set of clubs. I just got CJ's. And mine was actually used less than Ken. So technically you got a newer driver out of the deal. Speaking of asking Ken for things, Ken, maybe could you do me a huge favor? Could I drive your Lincoln after I get married? Yeah.

Heck yeah. Are you sure about this, Mike? I'm positive. It might not start. You can whip the viper whenever you want. Okay. You know what's funny, Mike is Greta was like, you should buy an old car that we can like drive off in.

And I was like, buy an old car. I was like, this is the first time you've ever been even interested in cars. And I was like, I don't know about that. And then I was like, oh, Ken's got an old car that we could probably use. And then she was like, oh, do you think we could take like our proposal photos in Ken's car? And I was like, oh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind, but Ken's car is just getting hoed out to all of his buddies now. Is that thing running all right now? Oh, run perfect.

Oh, then you're good. The only thing that was wrong with it was the window switch was broken. Gavin just got that put in yesterday. Dude, Ken's seen dollar signs right now. Wedding rentals is like the most big thing ever. The white's nice touch for it. You know, the thing with wedding rentals is they just double the price. Exactly.

Yeah, I think if Ken would have owned it when I took engagement photos, I definitely would have. Then he was saying the same thing. Well, you got to get an old car. I'm like, well, I actually was struggling. I couldn't find anybody with an old car or an old boat. Like, it kind of bought this ring that was expensive. But yeah, it literally is a perfect car. I actually drove by.

I put the top up and it's fine. I won't. Yeah. Well, you wouldn't want the top up anyway. It'll probably get driven about five miles. I actually drove by where another notable linking content moment happened in, Dallas. I didn't know it was in Dallas. Oh, seriously? Yeah. Yeah, we're just driving by. There's a big pillar. I go, what's up with that pillar? I go, that's where JFK got shot.

Wow. That was probably pretty cool to see. Yeah, it was actually because it's a huge, huge part in American history. Yeah. And then there's the building on the fifth floor, I believe. And yeah, it was, it was cool. The building's still there. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Do you guys think JFK was an inside job through the government? You think CIA did it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think the government did it too. I'm more on that side than thinking it was random. Yeah. There's so many things about it that just don't add up. If being friends with you guys has taught me anything, is there's always a connection to a weird situation.

Somebody's always behind it. Dude, speaking of somebody's behind it, Jake Sherbrook came on and made a freaking hate video on his YouTube video, like basically just saying like, Ben was the catalyst of this fight. And it's like if you watched the YouTube video of Jake Fighting Gavin, it wasn't that hard to put together that Gavin wanted to fight them

I presented them with the opportunity right hey I'm gonna do what a good promoter does right I'm gonna put the fights together that the people want to see I didn't feel like it needed to be said and Jake tried to just fuck me over and have the people turn against me people are turning on you I mean there's the comments that are just like yeah the fuck little weasel like trying to just make something

I'm like oh god forbid I try and make a goddamn YouTube video for you guys To be fair, I thought that Gavin won. He said that somebody needs to beat his ass and I gave him the opportunities to try. He had been talking about it because if you go back on Instagram over a year prior to that moment, they had posted a picture of each other and Zorba saying that they were going to like box each other. Granted, it was more for like play then. There wasn't animosity. So they were already planning like they had wanted to do a boxing match just for fun.

this just had much more reason behind it, obviously, and also more of a payoff. We also told Gavin, like, all right, when the cameras are off, all right, if you don't want to do this, you don't actually have to do this. And he's like, no, I want to do this. Yeah, he did. He's pretty adamant on it.

Personally speaking, do I think that it should have ended up in a boxing match? Probably not. But we're YouTubers. Like, are you mad that we set up a fun boxing fight? If there's anything I know about YouTubers and Boxing, is that everyone loves YouTubers and Boxing. Dude, I thought that was one.

one of the best segments we've posted. I mean, I say that a lot, though, but that was one of my favorites that we've done in a while. And it might be, like, it just was so funny. And it was just put right on our lap. It was great. It definitely was, like, intriguing seeing it in person. Like, I've never really considered it,

but it made me consider it. It's like, just like what it would be like to actually take the punches. Like, you can hit the bag. Like, I mean, in Jake's case, you can train. he kind of he's been hitting the bag but like but that bag doesn't hit back exactly like to get punched in the face is the whole new realm do you think it might have had something to do with saying that jake is loyal to nobody yeah and maybe some of your other comments that maybe uh can be contributing to his angst oh god forbid i promote my own guy yeah we might have gone a little

hard on on jake i messes jake and i just i was like all right what you said did have some truth to it and I'm sorry if you got because he got some backlash of people being like I was fucked up with him stealing Gavin's girl also Gavin got backlash too and Gavin got backlash of like he it wasn't his girl to begin with and I did tell Jake I was just like it's all good bro like our side was just for jokes and him coming on he was just kind of defending his his angle of like I didn't actually steal Gavin's girl kind of as much as maybe it looked like I thought it was funny I laughed the whole time through granted i mean they were calling you a weasel but i thought it was kind of funny i was like it's all good i deserve this jake is actually a very loyal friend like if i call them right now he'd

pick up we just like cracking the jokes at he's just from the south side of quorum right you know it's they're different over there 100 yards that way totally different it's important of you to say like we're shit up just no beef with jake i can't speak on gavin's behalf but uh shit i was just with Jake last night. He showed up with that girl. Oh, really? Yeah, so they're still going. Yeah, we're going to Mike's bachelor party.

Dude, it was actually on the screen. Lake Powell was on the screen in the screensaver thing. I'm so excited. We're so excited. Yeah, it's going to be lit. It's going to be insane, dude. And Ryan just sent the weather, and it's just 98, 98, 98, 100, 98, 98. And sunny.

How long are we going to be there for again? So we leave Thursday, and then we come back. Sunday? Correct. Nice. So we really don't get much time on Sunday. It'll kind of just be waking up and leaving, which is your birthday, right? Monday is. Monday is your birthday. But yeah, we have fricking Thursday night, Friday, and Saturday. I'm working on a couple different projects. It's going to be as if you haven't seriously done enough, Ryan. This boat's got AC, right? This boat does have AC. I am concerned we've added a number of people to the list. It might be tight on the boat how many more people

we had well we just i think we added cody and then i think we'd missed like one or two more so i think we're just up to like 15 people plus the two people hosting us plus the chef it's a big boat but 18 people when you mentioned that they say that people and maybe even encourage it like you can kind of just sleep under the stars because it's just so nice and there's not many bugs that was like okay well

worst case in area we got all these people it's like well you just got to sleep on a air mattress yeah are they beds or they've got a bunch of state room which is what you call a bed on a boat. But they got rooms and then, yeah, they'll have overflow bedding. So where's it being? We're parked just out in the middle? Yeah, we're just going out into the backcountry of Lake Powell, basically.

That's sick. That's so sick. How big is this boat? It's 80 feet long by like 12 feet wide. Pretty fucking big. It's a big boat. 12 feet wide. That doesn't seem that wide.

Maybe it's wider than that. The length is right. I bet it's 20 feet wide. They were actually just telling me that there was a giant windstorm that came up and the boat broke loose and crashed into the rocks and almost sank the boat we're hopping on yeah but they they fixed it oh is that the one that had like the waterfall coming down on it no they parked in a better place than that but apparently it was windier but yes something something like that's so sick so is there like jet skis and stuff attached to this thing we got jet skis standups they just got to deal with centrions

there's going to be a pavati there heavy d's bringing his barge his black hawk barge heavy d's coming heavy he's coming he just was like yeah he's Yeah, I hear there's a party in Lake Powell. We're just going to, they're filming there and whatever. That's lit. Bro, this is sick. Yeah, yeah. So they have their own houseboat and whatever.

They don't really have to be a part of our party, however much we want them to, but they're bringing their barge. We're working on a couple nighttime surprises. But I'm really excited. We're going to have a fire on that barge out in the middle of the lake. Dude, this is so sick. It's going to be so cool.

I didn't know any of this. Dude, this is so sick. I know Evan would scoff at me, but like, to drink. I was wondering, Mike, you've been on, you've been sober for the, what, six months, nine months? Yeah, it's hard to break. And like, I kept saying that I was going to because everyone kept asking, well, you're going to do it on your bachelor party or something, right? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I feel, I don't know. I just, I am actually, I am in a

dilemma. I wouldn't be mad if you didn't drink. I just like, we have two and a half days of jam packed fun and I want to like be present for all of it. If I do, I just want it to be like six beers and then call it i don't want to i don't want to do shots i don't want to like catch a nasty hangover yeah but i genuinely don't i think if if you want to stay sober like post bachelor party i would probably keep staying sober because it's easier if you break the trend it's going to be a lot easier in the future i'll feel it out i would do what i would do what you want i wouldn't do it based off of uh somebody else right in your corner wants you to stay sober i would do it off of What you feel?

I'm not really doing it for like, it's not like I'm getting like tokens at the AA meetings or anything that says six months. I don't really care about that, but I want to take it all in. So we'll feel it out. Luckily, we're doing something that is like, it's going to be so fun.

You don't need alcohol to have a good time, right? It'd be one thing if you were going somewhere that was obviously not jam-packed with a bunch of like action sport type things. But I think this is going to be sweet. Also, the Mormons don't drink, Mike. And we're going to be surrounded by Mormons. It's true.

There you go. That makes it easier. Yeah. I'm excited, though. It's going to be so sick. It's going to be fun. Whenever we do stuff like this, some great content comes out of it. Maybe it's too a YouTuber of me to think, but that's what I'm most excited about it.

Dude, me and Ken freaking haven't been good since. We haven't been good since. And you'll never be good again. We'll never be good again. No, at Justin's Bachelor Party. That was the last Bachelor Party that we had. Yeah, it was. Ryan facilitated that one too.

You did a great job on that, Ryan. Didn't really know what we were getting ourselves into. Went to Eagle River, Wisconsin. ended up being like the absolute most all-time weekend of our lives. We're like five years later. We're still talking about it. Yeah. So that's what I like to think.

We'll probably be talking about this one forever too. I've been trying to think like, what do I do for my bachelor party? I think it's like so expected to like go to Vegas. And if we go to Vegas, like, we got to like do it big. Because we go to Vegas all the time, right? But this time is like, I got it. We bring our golf clubs with. Oh!

Okay. Actually, that actually, that would be fun though. Bring our golf clubs wherever it is. Sorry to change subjects off of you. If when Ken ever gets married, let's do that shit in space. Dude, you already know Ken's hopping on. Going to space, that's more of a money mic move than a me move. Okay, okay.

Actually, Ken, yeah, I know you've got, you know, a couple boxes to check before your bachelor party, but if you could do a bachelor party right now, what would you do? Like, Cabo. Nice, classic. I love it. I love that idea. sounds great yeah that sounds good we should probably like do one of those fake youtubeer weddings you know and like jake paul man married tana mojo or whatever name is and getting fake

married for youtube would be top tier who's a YouTuber that we could have you uh fake marry so do everything but sign the paper sophy rain like amelia hartford i could do amelia what about sophy rain can you know who she is i actually don't know who that is look her up she happens to follow see boys tv i think it could happen again i personally do not but Sophie Raine and Ken Matthews get married in Kabul. Holy shit. Oh, yeah. Some context.

Sophie Raine is like the highest earning OF creator. I don't know if you can say it, but... I think that's probably why she follows us just because of the car content. She's probably trying to figure out what to buy with all their money. What do you think? I might have to investigate that a little more, but... There you go. Okay.

Dude, I think we speak that into the world. Sophie Raine, Ken Matthews, Matthews, Cabo. We don't want that, though, because if Ken married her, like, he would leave us so fast. Fuck, you're right on. Dude, she made $50 million last year. You could add a second story to your boathouse. Maybe even not just the second boathouse.

Yeah, can I be like, I'm done filming with you guys, having you fucking do these pranks on me. I don't need any of this anymore. And all of us would say, damn it. Yeah, we kind of played ourselves saying. Yeah. And then you say, if you're looking for me, you can find me at Zorbas. Ken, you could buy all the Zorbas. You buy a ton of it.

You can buy all the houses on the lake. I didn't realize all the hands. Like, you hear some numbers, but like it's... Yeah, that's insane. Next thing, you know, Ken's going to be in a... Ken's going to be in a Spider-Man morph suit, too. I got it. What the fuck, Mike?

I hope not. That would be the opposite. I know, I know. That'd be really weird if he was. Holy shit. The sketch thing? Well, I thought you were talking about just all the girls wear. Just what Sophie Rain wears, I thought.

Yeah. Oh, what the fuck? We were on totally everything. Oh, Brian just showed up to hash out this limo bill. I thought you heard of a meeting. No, no, no, sorry, Big Ranch. I'm a prank on you at the pod. Sorry, Big Ranch.

Big Ranch can build anything. Stretched out Miata? Not as long as a normal stretch limo. Just those like, those Lincoln ones that are just like. Look at a four-door meal. I think you want to go the long way. No, like six-door length with four doors. Hear me out, what if you drove it from the back instead of up in the front?

Oh, my. You were way in the back. You eat today? No, probably not. Why? Why? No food today, huh? I eat that night.

All right. I was just curious why you were over here. I thought you were in a meeting. Jen's down there with enchilada, so. She is? Yeah. So Jen obviously makes us food every day. Big rents for like come and be there, but we'll be like, hey, you're grabbing a plate?

He's like, ah, no, I'm not eating. I'm good. And he always just says no, because he only eats one meal a day, which is pretty cool. I'm on a pretty similar regiment. Really? yeah one meal ever since we started this channel like yeah of course i'll eat i'll eat breakfast if it's there i'll eat lunch you know obviously it is there but like yeah i just i eat once you started you started running this nine years ago i mean not obviously like nine years ago but

like once we once we were like self-employed it just became and i really noticed it when our girlfriends hang around more or when we have lots of visitors they're like when are we going to eat before Jen came obviously they're like when are we going to eat and I'm just like oh dude sorry yeah I don't know probably like five and they're like I haven't eaten today like neither have I well it used to be like pretty inconvenient for us to eat because um we don't have a kitchen at our shop it's just a stove right it's like across the room too right so like we would like go out to eat right but it's like if you had time yeah if you had time but it's kind of a pain in the butt to go out to eat you know because it takes like an hour out chalk up an hour and a half and uh we've just been running that for the

last like nine years right so you kind of get sick of the three places that you have to eat around here but i was thinking about that the other day like just how unhealthy i used to be where now i'm probably like dealing with some of the consequences of my previous actions of just like running just a terrible diet solely because like one didn't have any money to go like out to eat for the first like five years and then after that you don't really have any time and it's kind of inconvenient so Very happy now that we have a better eating situation. I think it works out a lot better for all of us. Oh, it's incredible.

Just everyone in the same place at the same time, every day. It's the best. Yep. Before that, though, we were also eating a lot of, like, freezer food. A lot of freezer food. So, like, if you go way back, we weren't going out to eat that much because we just didn't really have that much excess funds for that. Dude, just...

So you were just eating, like, the worst. Freezer burritos or frozen pizzas. So much ramen, too. Yeah, ramen noodles. So much ramen. Hot pockets. God, you're making me hungry right now. Pizza rolls.

Gosh, dude, yeah, I had like two frozen burritos a day. It was like strictly frozen food. And then when I got hungry again later, like when I was living at the shop, there's more frozen food. And then if I needed a midnight snack, legit, more frozen food. Yeah. It was crazy. But we had that freezer just.

When we went grocery shopping, I remember that was really cool. Like, hey, like I bought groceries for a stint. And I had the company card and it was just like, strictly frozen food there was no such thing is like maybe some eggs but every time every time you open up that freezer like a hot pocket would fall

out yeah because it was so jam packed up in there I kind of missed the days back in our very first shop that was fun I mean I don't want to go back but there was something about all of us being jammed in that little the little living room that's fun yeah that was just living room

slash one desk office like we had one desk I eventually got my own desk over in the corner there And that was all we had Yeah, we had a desk It's actually still behind Ken You probably can't see it there But there's a computer on it That desk used to like wrap around

We got it from like an auction Some business was going out of business And yeah we paid I thought it was 17 It was 16 16 bucks yeah For that desk That's a hell of a deal

Still rehabbed over there I just had to put tape on it the other day So you hold it together number to sell that for you know it's 16 bucks that's what it was bid to well i'll tell you this much it it was a pain in the ass to get around it's a heavy ass desk dude you know it's sad i love the desk is just doing great it's years old it was super cheap it we got it used the macbook that we had on there that was it's old now it's like five years old i don't know the macbook i'm on there i mac sorry i mac the big screen one was five plus g's is just a giant paperweight now

it just died actually 2019 i don't really know maybe someone could let us know like who on earth repairs something like that because i think it shouldn't be a paperweight but yeah five plus thousand dollar computer just bricked it's crazy how computers just have a lifespan like they just they just do it's almost by design though i'm pretty sure apple apple just like they got sued for it yeah they did yeah with ip phones didn't whipped out her ipad um for the flight the other day to load it up and legit couldn't do anything on it so i do believe that they hold that ipad it's like 10 years old it is pretty old. I just updated

to like the beta, the new iOS because I've been seeing so much stuff about it on TikTok and my phone straight up runs like it's 1996 now. I'm burning through battery. I'm at 60% already and it's 1 o'clock and like everything's glitching. I can't screenshot anymore.

I get it. Part of the beta program. You know, you're not expecting to get like the perfect thing. But my phone is like damn near useless. Yeah, if you just don't update your phone. It's a lot better. It seems to run better. This is a 16 Pro Max. I got 30,000 pictures on this thing.

I got 50. Oh. Is that insane, dude? Your little didler pictures are you taking over there. Yeah. Yeah, but that takes up like a very small amount of data. So that's how you get so many on there. As like a non-tangible object or maybe like people in my life, like you guys, my parents, Sydney.

I think my camera role is like my most valuable possession. Yeah, dude. I just got to back that shit up, man. Yeah, it is. I love everything in my camera. Amarol. Yeah. Oh, wait.

I got a new phone. Wait. Sorry. I have an insane story. So last night, Ken, myself, and CJ bought a house on Pelican. CJ, uh, is, or did buy it from us. And so I'm there. Oh, really?

Congrats. Yeah. Thank you. Big, great. Congrats. It's awesome. And you, and we've put a lot of money into it now. It's a beautiful house.

You're about to see another era of money, Mike. He's about to go on the next thing. Money Mike's got some money in his pocket. I know. I do. I got more money. All right. So the other funny thing was like, I just came there to

grab like whatever I could and then CJ just starts moving everything out of the closet and I just go yo bro didn't bring a U-Haul so and then he's like oh that's fine we can just take all the stuff to the shop and I was like whatever I didn't really want all of it at the shop it worked out just fine but we're moving this dresser and I was like I'll give it to Spenny Spenny's living at the farm now and the drawer falls out of the dresser and I see what looks like crumpled up women's underwear and I've never seen it in my life I promise I've never seen in my life So I put the drawer back in, didn't say any of the CJ. Didn't even want to look at it.

I didn't even want to look at it. I'm like, what the, what is that? Whatever. I'll deal with it when I get to the shop. So I take this dresser down and I pull a pair of underwear from behind this drawer. Like huge granny panties, like huge, huge haines women's underwear. And they're poop stained? I don't know about poop stain, but just blowed out.

Okay. Entire front of the crotch to the back. Where are you going with this, Mike? Saying the story, I don't know. Okay. So then I grab another pair. Same huge underwear, blowed out. Then I grab another pair.

Huge underwear, same brand Haynes, blowed out. Wait, all stuck in the back? Yes. Did you buy this thing used or where'd you find this thing at? I can't remember where I got it, but I did not get it new. So they could have been in there from the start back in the day. We've had lots of parties there. People have stayed in that room.

Yeah. You know, we have lake days. People go in there and change. So one pair of underwear blowed out You're like, dang, someone must have it had a bad day But then I go for the fourth pair Huge underwear Blowed out

Shit stained and everything Yeah like shit and everything else That could come out of you So I only took one picture Because there is so disgusting But are you sure they're men Oh my God Oh my goodness

Jesus Let me see Let me see Let's he I'm sure they're women. What? I'm sure they're women. Wait, hold on, hold on.

Hold on. How? How am I sure they're women? Who the fuck was staying over there? Dude, I don't know. And like I said, they could have been in the dresser from before. I bet.

Gavin spent a couple nights on there, didn't you? A three wheel of gab. He stayed for a little while. Yeah. He did stay in there a few nights. That checks out. We've had a lot of parties there and we've had a lot of people. A lot of people stay over.

I'm not there. You were always like, yeah, they can stay in my room. Yeah. The moral of the story, I guess. guess is again one one blowed out giant pair of granny panties someone had a bad day but four then to save them stay in there for a week four yeah not on rich stayed there he did not not to just crumple them up and bury them in the backyard those are the type of underwear that need to be

buried or burned you would put those somewhere other than hide them in the back just put them in the dumpster did i legit like barely touched them and i my head fingers got like sticky like I had like glue on them. Bro, you had your clothes in there and you were taking stuff out of there for years. I know. And luckily like they didn't smell. Obviously it wasn't like. So they were clean?

No, they weren't clean. Did they look clean? You might just be terrible. Mike, I think those might have actually just came with your dresser. That's making more sense to me. Honestly, I hope that's the case because then we don't have to worry about any blowed out underwear happening at our house. Not to throw Jake under the bus either, but Jake stayed there a couple nights in your bed.

People stayed in that room, a lot of people. All four have just a distinct poop stain. Like, I was expecting, like, a pair of, like, pretty gross-looking underwear, but... It's, like, unreal. Like, those are, you know, it's just real. It's almost, like, part of the underwear design. Like, are you sure this wasn't, like, wherever you bought this from? They're, like, let's fuck with this guy and dip this part in mud.

These are way too old. Like, I don't think any female would be wearing these in the last 10 years. That's what Sidney said. She said, too. She said, I think those existed in the dresser from before because they're ancient underwear. Yeah, they're old. Like, I mean, granted, you know, some of our friends have taken down some big girls, but what are you doing with these? But I feel like they're pretty stylish. We might need to burn our garbage. They're buried in the garbage now. I threw a couple pairs of my own on top of it. Anyway, like, that's actually a weird time. Yeah, like when you're packing up your dresser and you find four XXXL women's underwear, blow, out. Wow, Mike. Where that story was going, I did not expect that. I feel very confident those came

with the dresser. Same. That's what I'm going. They're just too old. Yeah. Also, it just seems, that seems fake. Are you sure they didn't just fuck with like this guy's buying a used dresser? That seems insane. It would be something you two would do, but I don't know if anybody else would do it. That's for the love of the game. And you don't even know where you're breaking. And you don't even get to see the reaction. Yeah. But here's what we do know is that the same person did all four of those. That's true. So that's the insane. That's the crazy part. Where'd you get that dresser? I can't remember. Sidney goes, I will not rest

until you find out where you got that dresser from. Dude, does that kind of make you feel dirty? Like I thought back, I thought back to this and be like, oh shit, I've worn a T-shirt out of that dresser. Yeah. I'm burning it, by the way. Are you? The dresser? Yeah. I don't know. We should hit it with the school bus after this. Where is it? Sure.

It's just in the farm at the farm. All right, let's hit it. Yeah. And on that, no, let's go eat some enchiladas. Yeah. You, whoever was wearing those had enchilada. You already know. It's what happened.

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