Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Finding Who Stole From Us, Our Filmer Receives Death Threats, CboysTV Celebrates 4 Million Subs

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Randy's back, ladies and gentlemen. I'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on TV. And he goes, Sign me up. Dalton from Seaboy's TV crying. That's my search history. He told me the other day, he's like, bro. I'm getting death threats.

Oh my gosh. What about that video last night? Whistling Diesel drop. Dude, kind of caught astray. Can we burn Gavin's cowboy hat? Can we talk about that? Why would you say that? I appreciate that.

It looks stupid. Gav goes to Nashville once, and now he just wears a cowboy hat and boots constantly. It's so cring. That is a stone in a glass house from you, Ken. That is a stone in a glass house, brother. Yeah, if you would have hated Nashville, dude. Oh, dude. Yeah, you would have hated it.

So many hot moms there? It might have actually liked that part. Maybe. Just omitting from every speaker in that town was an up-and-coming talented artist that you would have just absolutely loathed. Yeah, no. Keep the country music way for me. Yeah, you could have showed up and maybe tried to talk them out of it.

Like, have you guys ever heard of a little peep? Who's the guy he loves? Booby Lutevelli. Fat Nick. Oh, fat, Nick. That's what I was looking for. I did hear a booby Lutevelli song. It was on my new music Friday, and it was actually a banger.

Mike. Mike. The fact that I can see the couch moving from that is concerning. Yeah. Do we end up in the garage? My gosh. That would have to go on a diet if I was. I somehow broke our asses to the floor.

For sure. I think that would be the problem. Yeah, you cracked the trust. Dude, when we first built this, we had like some sub show up and this one guy was huge. Like, I mean, he had to been 300 pounds, if not more. And we had just built this. And I remember there being this whole debate,

like, it's going to be shorter up here because we've got bigger trust because it's the span and all this. So I was like, well, I guess we're going to find out. If it's strong enough? It was creaking still here. So, dude, we got to pass. audience today. Yeah, holy smokes.

We really piled it in the podcast studio. We got one, two, three, four, five. Eleven, well, twelve. We got twelve people up here. We might be at capacity. Well, Gavin was staying over here for like a week straight, so I mean. Yeah, that's true. Or maybe the trust are a little weak now.

Are we started? Yeah, we've been going to a while. Yeah. Oh, okay. It's just a bad start. Yeah, I agree. I was sure. Yeah, we'll maybe do better next time.

So, yeah, then Vikings are still doing great. All right. Welcome back to the Life by Open podcast. I don't think that makes anything. Let's go. All right. Now it's started. Thanks for having a song, Ken.

Yeah. You know you wrapped your bike Minnesota Vikings themed and now we're losing. Dude, we've lost the past two games since you wrapped it. It does suck because I did do that four to five weeks ago and just like didn't ride the bike. And then now that I finally use it and posted it, we've been on a losing streak. I think there's only one way to break this curse.

And I think we need to ghost ride your bike. Yeah, it seems like the only answer. Yeah, you don't even ride combustion engine dirt bikes anymore anyways. You're a big electric guy. Well, up until we pillage the Cheetos bike and turn into a golf cart. Yeah, you were riding the bike. That's true. Although I am in support of that.

I mean, dude, it's insane how fully E we went. We just like don't ride our combustion bike. It is strange, dude. Like, honestly, I'm going to look back on 2024 and be like, that was the year that just, like, out of nowhere, everything was just electric. Dude, electric stuff. It's like we've been using it for our whole. wife electric stuff used to suck though and now it's like really good you know yeah it like finally just caught up to the times it seems like there's so many different companies popping up that are making

pretty much the same product there is definitely different tiers to it but i mean that's like anything but with stark bikes it's crazy how ahead of every other like manufacturer they are when there are nobody and you got like yama honda kashaki ktm all these guys that haven't made something comparable and like they got like billions of dollars it is like how does that work it is strange yeah honestly they need to just put some more money into marketing ktm has a has an e-bike and it is much closer to our e-rides or a serran than it is to a stark so why i just saw that ktm just came out with their 2025 e-bike basically it's like uh the equivalent to the like 500 or the 450 like xcc or whatever like a really big like a touring bike no it's a full it's a full size

I didn't see that. The one I saw it's like two-thirds size, so it's not that one. It must be a bigger one then. The 2025, like, so we'll see. Obviously, you're going to see the OEMs coming out with e-bikes. Yeah, they would have to. They have to. I think they heard rumor of Honda.

I don't really know what's going on with that. Just a matter of time. Do you think it's because there's not like a Supercross class for them so they can't promote them in that way? Like, they can't ride them on their biggest stage, so they're like, eh. Is Supercross their biggest stage? I don't know if Supercross is their big marketing. Probably their biggest.

audience. I thought it was. The most eyeballs probably they get on their brand. I feel like 25% or less of people who own a dirt bike watch Supercross or motorcross races. But the people that are going to go by a brand new motocross bike from the dealers. A motocross bike. It's a high percentage.

If you're look, I guess I'm just generalizing like dirt bikes in general like so many people. I totally agree with you. I think it's just like racing. It's like NASCAR. Like you think anybody buys a fucking Camry because it's in NASCAR? No, no one has ever bought a Camry because it's a NASCAR. but it's like they're promoting budget and whatever you're like dude my car the race car when you're watching nasca when you're watching nascar and they have like the body of a camry

on the toyota car you're like why does mine sound like yeah dude my camera i must just be driving it different yeah you see like camero and all that you're like wow this is going to be sick i'm obviously into dirt bikes like that's like our world that we live in and even i'm not even that into supercross but i am in to hayden deegan i think that he's like kind of bridged the gap of personality and then Supercross where you don't just have to be into like the racer to like watch him or follow him or be into him so I agree I think uh you're gonna like see maybe more and more racers like try and do that like get outside of Supercross the thing is you got to be that guy even without his dad though he's kind of got that that celebrity like personality yeah the way

he moves it just seems like he is he's just a cool guy you know I don't know it's like very similar to, like, James Stewart back in the day. Like, he was a big deal in motocross, you know? I think that once Hayden gets on to the 450s, he'll be, like, you know, the superstar or the guy who's, like, he's obviously a professional motocross racer, but then he'll be out, you know, rubbing shoulders or elbows with, like, celebrities and stuff. I think it's just rare to have a guy that's good on a bike and good on camera. So that's why it seems like it takes a while.

You've got to get, like... I don't know. He's just got it, dude. He's just got it. Probably the most polarizing thing in Supercross right now is, like, When he goes to 450, you got a bunch of people that are like, yeah, he goes to 450 and plays with the big boys, that dude's toast. Everything, they've said that about him at every level. Who else?

I think he's healthy, he's going to do good. If he goes down the road like Forkner, anything could happen. I think there's so many people that just, like, want to see him lose just because of, like, you know, who he is. Yeah. And that's just like the nature of the beast, though. I don't know. I mean, at the end of the day, yeah. You want to lose.

You never know. Yeah. Still watching. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of internet drama, you know, we've been pretty vocal about the loss of someone real close to us. It's about like a hole that'd been ripped right out of here. Oh, my gosh. Oh, Lord.

That sounds worse. Oh, Lord. For you, I'm going to let you settle that for you, maybe off camera for us. Oh, Lord. But, yeah, peace has been restored in Cormor. I'm happy to say. A hole that couldn't be filled. I'm happy.

I'm happy to say, without further ado. Oh, my gosh. So goddamn big Randy's back Ladies and gentlemen We got our crash test dummy back And we found out who's so on I'm a real low life scumbag

It was an inside job A piece of shit Randy's back and he's already wrecking shit His leg falling off again We took the signed out Ben you're gonna step on the sign Seriously so heavy It just really makes you appreciate

How much work our buddy went through We found out who took Randy Just actually a couple hours ago I don't want to help, but I figured I better stay up. Interesting how Ken comes all the way across the room to grab this thing. Look at that. Look at his hand placement. Like, he's going to get in here.

Why did he grab him like a bowling ball? Because it's 180 pounds of dead weight. Yeah, so if you guys missed last week's podcast, actually, or you don't follow us on Instagram, we have posted several times that our test dummy, Reckless Randy, has gone missing. and it took us about a month to realize this, but we're at an event, it's called Haydays, and Randy was sitting in the passenger seat of our red mini truck, and then after the truck came home,

Randy was not in there after three weeks or a month. We realized that we started doing some research, and then we ran across whoever Randy's captor was started him an Instagram page, right, called Randy Cormrod. That grew very fast. Because we were fully convinced at this point, whoever took Randy stole him and is like, holding him against his like basically holding him hostage right well if you look at the

instagram like it looked like he was having a great well well hostage well he was just making it look like that so whoever stole randy then created him an instagram account and basically just made it look like randy was on vacation he was saying like a reckless randy doesn't actually want to be a test dummy he wishes he could have the title of the seventh c boy yeah like he feels like he needs more credit for what he does and uh was basically just like holding him hostage against us until Ken made a public love letter to him. Not my love letter to give. Oh, no, yeah.

No, Ken never... We have a private relationship. The love letter was never made to Randy, but Randy said he would come back if Ken would do that. We did mention that on the last podcast. Ken, not comfortable with that. Yeah, so Ken was immediately like, Randy's worth $2,500.

Whoever stole him, we're going to put him in federal prison. It's a felony in the state of Minnesota. He was even putting the value on the chair that Randy was sitting in. Holding chair that he took to. He was like, that can bump him over. That could get him an extra 15 years for whoever stole him. So, like, Ken and Randy have a very special relationship. We'll pop up some, like, pictures and clips.

Obviously, like, that's Ken's personal life, so we'll try and keep that personal. Not leave it up for a long time on the screen right now. Yeah, like, still talking. It's still going. You know, we wanted to get Randy back. But really, we had absolutely no idea who stole me. No idea. We were speculating.

No idea. Some people in this room did who were sitting at the table. Even though we didn't know who stole Randy, we looked. Everywhere. We were looking at the pictures, Google searching, trying to figure out what truck stop he was at. We uncovered every leaf. Did we found out that Ken is a fucking detective? No, no, I got to say, our subscribers definitely helped with my, my investigating. They did give us some tips here and there. So Randy was posted up in a casino gambling and Ken like scoured the internet of casinos that had this carpet, this like pattern on the floor. Two patterns. That's two patterns combined. And then he was looking at

Google review photos and like cross-referencing them and then he ended up finding the exact casino that Randy was at. I thought I found the exact casino and it turned out I was right. You know the best part about all that? Like when you were looking at like the power lines and all the clues you could look at, you found the truck stop. Guess what? Where it got us? Now where. I found the truck stop that Randy was at. Okay, cool. He kept going. And then I found the casino he was at. Like it was, it was like, he's not gambling anymore. You know, steps behind it all times. And they were those gas station in Arizona and then a casino in Michigan. Yeah. So very far apart. Yeah. So Randy, Randy was traveling the world. Wow. At least the

country of the United States. Well, from what we know. I heard that he got a visa or he got a passport. A credit card? Yeah. Yeah. Randy's got a whole identity. Yeah. He's got a credit score and everything. That's why the guy stole him. Yeah. So obviously, you know, we did the podcast on it last week and two things. They said, you guys know where he is. And you're just making it. seem like you don't, which was a lie, partially. Partially. Partially, a lie. The honest ones in the room did not know where he was.

The good guys. Everyone that's not a zeal and a rat. Yeah. Basically, only the two... It was a good prank. The two, like, real people who know a troll on the channel knew where he was. Hey, you guys got us. Unbelievable.

You guys got us. Turns of table there. Dude, for real. What was the second point? I lost my turn to thought there. I was just thinking about how much of a weasel, Evan was. Well, were you just going to say people were either happy that Randy was Oh, oh, oh, two things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nope, no, no. They thought that we took them or they thought that Jake's shirt broke at him. It was like one or the other. And yeah, so, uh, Raney has and always has worn bums and still does wear bums. But then broke his bums sunglasses at the skate park and then was like, was sporting some new ones and then had these like kind of these extra new ones. And so I, Jake was just getting like, obviously Jake has him.

He's in new bums. And I'm like, I don't know. Anyone could order bums. but dude even i'm getting an adjustment by your dad the other day and then he's like by ben's dad and he's like uh so yeah jake's got randy then that's pretty funny and then i was like does he and he's like well yeah because of the bums you know and i was like i don't know but anyway a lot of people thought that jake was the captor yeah just because of the sunglasses come to find out uh we were actually all wrong and uh the captor is currently sitting next to micha

right now. Off camera. And it was our friend Matt. Ken, you could probably just tear up that the papers that you had filed. I think it might be too late. Sorry about that, Matt. Last time you pull a prank on us, huh? Matt, come on, because I do have some questions.

This is Matt. We met Matt through Rich. Rich was building the track. He needed some help. Puppies and coffee. Yeah. Evan just got 500 bucks there. Come on now.

What's up, Matt? How do you pronounce you last name? I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I indirectly said about you. Dude, what you indirectly said about me was hilarious. I have no hard feeling. Ken's going to curb stomp his ass whenever we find him. He said, this guy obviously doesn't have a job with all the time.

To be fair. You were putting in some work behind the videos. What are you doing? Traveling around like that. So, I mean, Randy is no joke heavy. Yeah, he is $180 to carry. I could not have done it alone, so I had an accomplice too. But this, shout out.

Shout out to Chase. If he's going down to bring him, my boy, my boy's coming down with me if we're going to prison. You know, he's going to sign a, what's it called when you, like, do a thing where, like, you're clear of the charge. And affidavit, you turn in your buddy. Yeah. He signed a plea deal. Matt's already going into a plea deal. Yeah, Chase is going down with me, going down on a ball of flames.

But he's really hard to carry. I actually didn't want to do it. Chase was the one behind. You started switching up. I'm glad you had me on here. Sorry, buddy. Honestly, and I do have to say, like, again, I am not a troll master. I don't know if I ever will be.

Matt just came up to me while we were at Haydays. Sunday, everybody's packing up. He goes, hey, we're headed to California after this. What if we took Randy? And then at first, I was just like, I don't know. It's like your kid. Yeah, he's pretty heavy. And then I was like, yeah, I mean, how long are you guys going to be gone?

Yeah, I'm like thinking about it, like sentimental. I don't know. He's got school starting next week. but yeah we know he's going to be heavy but chase and i will take him we're going to california after that we're going arizona wherever yeah and i was like yep do it do it do it and then you came back to me like 20 minutes later and goes evan saw us taking randy so he's in dude i walk up to the trailer and yeah matt's truck is parked next to the trailer and they're it's already on the trailer and and uh chase is just like basically look like you trying to move

him in that chair a few minutes ago just like heads falling off stuck in the truck yeah there's no way we could have got away with him without without ev seen that was not smooth and the problem you thought about just taking ev too well oh shit he saw us they panic they panic and shove him in the back of the trailer too i wouldn't want to have to carry ev around to yeah who do you think would be more dense to carry randy or ev ev ev ev for sure yeah but ev's kind of like a little chicken nugget what do you like gets like into a too much you won't say on can camera. You or Randy, I'm wondering who's heavier. Oh, me, for sure.

Really? Randy's only, he's skinny. Are you 200, Ev? No, I'm less than that. So you and Randy are about the dang thing. 185, 190. You really are dense. Randy's 185. Is he really that heavy? I don't know how heavy.

So the pictures where he was down at the water fishing, Chase was not around that time. And I was like, I have to get some pictures with him fishing. I carried him by myself down the dock, put him on the chair, set him all up, and then carried him back up the dock. That's what your neighbors were thinking. Yeah, no one saw it.

Thank goodness. Dude. Can you a body down to the swamp? Honestly, a lot. Taking pictures. A lot easier said than done because once everyone around here started realizing that Randy was gone, I was like, yo, the Instagram, dude, fire that thing up, man. Fire that up.

And I'm like, dude, start doing some shit with him. And then you did so much awesome stuff with him for the Instagram. Like, way more than I was just hoping for pictures around the country. And then next thing you know, he's like driving stuff all by and. himself. Crashing tractors. Keep in mind, he doesn't have

working thumbs or a brain. Yeah, dude, I will tip my hat to you, Matt. Like, you did create something pretty funny

for a lot of people to enjoy. Yeah. I'm happy at the expense of Ken's love life. I was on the edge of my seat. Just, when's he going to post next?

I'm so happy it worked out the way it did. Like some of the posts I was super nervous about with like the background and everybody's like, oh, we're going to send geo-trackers. And I'm like, man,

they're going to find him for sure. And then when we went to the casino, I thought we were, I thought we were cooked because we had to go past security and they had cameras everywhere. Tell us like that. You taking him to security? Yeah, wheelchair at that point. Well, after carrying him down to the dock, I was like, there's no way.

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I'd totally put him in a wheelchair. And then the next post, you had him in a wheelchair. And I was like, yeah, they're thinking. So the whole time, though, we were saying, like, I figured Evan knew who it was, just because he's a little weasel. Our thing that we always said was, like, oh, it's one of Evan's buddies. And the reason I thought that was because he was in a wheelchair and like Evan's buddies back home

They're always hurt They're not hurt They get so They get so They get so drunk And they don't want to walk So they don't want to walk So they wheelchair everywhere

Wait hold on you got to tell CJ About Slim's new thing So Slim over the last like six months He started with like a deluxe office chair To get around his garage What do you mean to get around his garage? Like from the fridge to the So he doesn't stand up

No he doesn't have to stand up And you just hangs out drinking and you wheeling Or maybe working on stuff too, turn a wrench, zip tie or something. Whatever he's doing. Whatever he's doing. Evan said as soon as he steps out of his house into his garage, though, he sits down on the chair and then he can take it to like the mailbox or like over to the garbage. And whatever he's doing in that chair, he doesn't care if he doesn't leave that chair

till Monday. He does like to say that on the weekend. He sleeps in it? No, I mean, he probably does get out of it. I think he's just like when he has nothing going on for the weekend and be like, I don't give a shit if I don't leave this chair until Monday. He's just playing it by here He started with the office chair

And then he upgraded to like a normal wheelchair That you roll around And then he, so he got rid of the office chair And now he's upgraded to a fully electronic jazzy That he just drive around Shut up Like with the little Joyce Like Stephen Hawking

And I think his line was something along lines of Life is too short to have to walk Wow Oh my goodness Oh my goodness It's amazing So that's how we knew that it wasn't slim no dude that's why i thought that it was slim because i knew i knew that he got

a jazz and he just had the wheelchair laying around now so i was like oh dude i bet that slim's wheelchair that actually does make sense slim gets a van so he just straight up does not have to walk at all he just drives his jazz into his van i don't even want to give him that idea he's listening right Yes, it is. Yeah, he needs a handicapped. Conversion van, whatever, yeah. With the hydrop. It's like something Peter Griffin would do. Tell the story of, like, when you guys were trying to get him to the casino,

the security guards were like, what are you doing? And then when the gal asks what you guys were filming for, Chase said. So just the casino after we went to the beach. So the beach, again, Ken was that actually in Florida? No. No. No. It wasn't.

All right. So Ken was right again. It was on Lake Michigan. It was right in New Buffalo. Outside of Chicago. He was right. He nailed it. It's a good thing.

No one knew where you live. Yeah, true. And quick backstory, last night at Zorba's Ken's literally doesn't know. Still doesn't know. We're hiding it. And he's going through this whole Instagram showing me the pictures of how he, like, narrowed down the Michigan and narrowed down. As soon as he got to the casino, he's like, yeah, this is a four wins in New Buffalo. And I was like, oh, my.

Wow. Ken, Ken, he got it. And my head is literally exploding. Yeah. But I have to keep it all together to like, not lose it. Dude. It was so hard. Impressive.

And then he's like, yeah, I got the security camera footage actually over it. I hoped. I tried calling casino security, but the manager wasn't on duty when I called. Oh, my gosh. It was never pulled back. Well, that said, Ken was hot and bothered about Randy's disappearance. That said, going to the casino after the beach day, I was like, do we have to take him to the casino?

So we go rolling into the front door in a wheelchair. He looks like a dead person. Yeah. You know, his legs are just dragging behind him. If you put a mask on him, he looks real. Yeah. He's real in my life. He's real to me now.

He's part of my family. My whole family knew about all of this. And they're like following Randy. My mom, this is a good one before I get distracted. My mom, before anyone even knew about Randy's Instagram, I had two posts out. No followers. My mom followed it. I was like, mom, what are you doing?

Dude, what a supportive mom. Get off of there. That's like a dead giveaway. She's like, oh, I didn't know. So, but then the casino, we roll into the front thing and you have to go through the, you know, the metal detectors and instantly goes off because he's all metal inside and so they're like whoa whoa what are you guys doing we're like all right you know we're kind of here we just want to take some pictures with him at a at a machine or a table or something whatever you guys think is okay

we'll let us do we want to we just want to take some pictures cause no trouble and they're like oh I'm not sure yeah I'm just going to say relax that's such a guy yeah yeah be cool no so we roll in they end up like yeah okay you can just go right here and take some pictures and the whole security we're explaining this whole thing and then finally they get real cool with us like this is actually really funny what's the what's the channel and i don't know a whole lot about like your guys's backstory like back in the day when you guys started but chase does and i didn't know this part and had me cracking up when i found out about it the lady goes oh this is really cool how can i find your youtube and he goes uh it's cbis tbis and i kind of looked at him i kind of

looked at him and i was like that's not right but okay and so he and then You're getting this. Yeah. And then afterwards, I was like, what was that about? He's like, dude, they say it all the time to people that don't know. And I was like, that's actually really good. Pretty funny. Take it out.

Sebas Davis. So what were people DMing you? Oh, my good. Everything from. Well, DMing Randy. Yeah, yeah. DMing Randy. The DMs are insane.

I mean, we all give them to you and you can just go through. I want to see him right now. Yeah. I was wondering if anyone would see you trying to get a photo. Yeah. We were worried. Yeah. Like the casino because there's, you know, people there.

We were very. very nervous. There was a lot of times. The one that we were scared about was the casino and the skate park. The skate park was sketch because it was at a high school. And I was like, oh, no. There's a lot of people here who probably follow the C-boys. You show up to the high school with a dummy in a wheelchair. And we're literally pushing him down ramps, watching him just full yard sale. Because he like literally lost his head. So I didn't get to see any clip of him riding, just him laying on the ground. The problem was it was hard to get the clip without one of us in it. I was suspecting that. The golf cart video was easy because we

could get a run. It was at my parents' house down the big hill in front of their house. Chase literally ghost rode my dad's golf cart down the hill. I couldn't catch it and it hit the trees and folded the whole top in. I have a video of my dad watching the video for the first time in the living room. He hadn't seen it, hadn't seen his golf cart, had no idea it happened. And he's like, what was the Instagram again? And I'm like, oh, it's Randy Cormorah. And I literally get my phone and I'm like, this is going to be good.

And he literally is scrolling and you watch his face. He's like, you son of a bad you wrecked my golf. car it was it was so good no wonder my fucking top of my god being you son of a bitch we had to buy a new top for his golf cart but it was worth it the dedication i gotta say the beach one had to be the most pain in the ass to try and take that picture just dragging that across the sand he's saying he did that without chase on for that one no no no chase was there the fishing one the fishing one was just me me and chase wheeled that wheelchair down the sandy beach probably 300 yards and we were dying.

It's like when I was carried Micah down the beach on my shoulders when you had a your ankle was jammed up. Yeah. You're flying. Are you replying right now? Yo, so Spencer, our buddy Spencer, and he goes, yo, I'm good friends with the boys and I want to prank shit out of them. Sell me Randy.

Name a price. So I just DM the bag. I go, 5K and I'm yours. So there was, there's so many ways that you could play this right now. There's so many people. Yo, should I DM Dalton? Yeah, you could mess with Dalton, you could mess with... Oh, I'm going to DM Dalton.

You could mess with Jake. Oh, should I mess with Jake? Everyone thought Jake had him. And that's why we kind of framed Jake. And I apologize. Unintentionally. Well, kind of. Not really.

At first, unintentionally. But then when everyone was hitting us up and was like, oh, it's got to be Jake. It's got to be Jake. I was like, oh, we're definitely going to troll Jake now. Well, we still got this whole weekend to mess with Jake. Yeah. So, like, this pod doesn't go out until Tuesday. What have you got to find?

picture of Randy sleeping in Jake's bed without Jake yeah without Jake in there and then you post it and Jacob be like all right you guys I swear this is my fucking bed or or we do that to Dalton Dalton's gone for the weekend don't go to his house that would be a setup I think jakes would be really funny but jakes is funnier but we should do something to both of them I mean yeah that's actually hilarious do us have both of them yeah has anyone posted that Randy's here Jake's driving Simulator. Oh. Yeah.

Does Jacob have any security cameras? The best part about all this, we don't even need to ask Randy for consent. All right, Mike. I don't know. I don't know. He's kind of a human. I'm still salty about the whole Instagram thing because he had more of a following than me in like 25 minutes.

That's like, that's fair. For you to be like, dude, like I've been building my Instagram up for a little while now. And then Randy passes him in like two weeks. No, no. Less than two weeks. Yeah. Way less than two weeks. When he passed me, I about deleted.

Delete it. Instagram. I was salty. Well, should I DM Dalton? Hey, baby. Hey, little truck boy. Oh, what did you call it? Thurst Traps? Go on a cowboy. Hey, cowboy. I want to be on one of your new Thirst Trap videos.

Just be really kind of gay. It's fine. Randy is gay. He is? This whole time. Yeah, you're hauling him around. All right. I just DMed up, hey, cowboy. So one thing I want to say on your pod and live for all your listeners and all your followers. Okay. do not steal okay yeah i didn't steal randy without consent from one of the guys i know it's

kind of a ratty thing to do don't steal from these dudes don't go to haydays and think you're going to walk away with stuff that's not happening appreciate that but it's going to take a lot more than that to get out of what ken's got filed yeah you know what that's all right we're going to use you as an example actually matt oh you're going to use me an example i like i'll be an example that's perfect yeah i'll do two years yeah that seems like fair from like evan and i standpoint especially like i i do have to applaud everyone who's just like relatively serious or dead serious that was just like get randy back don't steal we appreciate that and for those of you that didn't know who stole randy really did appreciate that but then i also appreciate people who just found the

ultimate humor in it because it was an inside job and it's it's so rare that i troll any of the guys and again this was mostly mats and chase idea but like the only other time that evans trolled ben was with liver and onions that was a good one that was a good one I helped you with that, didn't I? Yeah, we all did. I had like six accomplices anyhow, but yeah. But I mean, that was actually a pretty good one. It is just, it's good to troll the troll masters, Ben and C.J.

They are good at what they do, and it's pretty rare that we do that. So that's why I was most on board, and it blew up. This is so funny. It was so entertaining, like, the last couple of weeks when the Instagram really blew up and just in the morning. So satisfying. The small talk about, Randy, any updates? Every day, though. Every single day again

Like All of Ken's work Dude I'm excited for Randy Back because like bro Ken's workers They're just as like Much internet detectives as he is And I was like

We're fucking paying you to work here Not find Randy And this is all you've been doing For the last two weeks You've cost us more money It sounds ridiculous I just honestly thought he was gone Yeah

I just thought he was gone I was like they're just going to run This Instagram for as long as they can To try and build as many followers And us playing into it We're never going to get them back. I was kind of just like, well, whatever. I just thought we were going to have to buy a new doll.

After Ken came out publicly and said, I'm going to send you to federal prison. And then Randy went quiet. I was like, oh, yeah, that guy's, like, Randy's at the bottom of a lake somewhere. I was more so just mad we got stolen from. At least thinking you got stolen from kind of pisses you off. For sure. I mean, it definitely pisses you off. But, like, you know, Randy, pretty sentimental value to some of us.

There was never a plan to not bring him back. And actually, me and Mike talked yesterday before all. all this went down, he was like, well, maybe we just don't, you know, reveal it this weekend and we keep it going. And I'm like, Mike, listen, I love you, but no way. Yeah, yeah. You're sick on them around. It's heavy, dude. Me and Chase, our backs are broken. That was the vibe I was getting. It sucks doing anything. We could Mike Tyson quote. Get this off my chest sooner than later. That'd be great. A couple weeks ago, I had this whole phone debacle. So I, like, had to use an iPad. I was an iPad kid for a couple days. A couple weeks. Mike was the last person to use this iPad.

it was like one of our company iPads so I sign in under mine but it still had Mike's eye message on there so like he was getting text while I was getting text for like a couple hours right I was like trying to like get rid of like the overlap right all the photos and everything everything I could have read through all of your texts that's fine but like I'm not a snoop that would have been more concerning just that particular one I don't really have anything to hide but I didn't know that it was even a thing until you texted Mike and I was like I didn't even know i had matt's number and i read one message and and dude you said something related to this but it was like in one ear out the other you weren't a suspect at that time in my eyes and so i was

just like man i really got to figure out how to get mike's fucking phone disconnected here that's the only thing i thought and now knowing i look back at it but uncle rich called me and he was kind of acting like he knew and uh so i made a mistake i think the beans to him and then uh i realized I was on speaker phone in the shop and I just about hung up the phone because I didn't know who might be listening from the next room like I almost had said too much turns out he had no idea

and that's my no I made a mistake basically Matt's like it was the first thing that you said we're like hey here's the plan probably just don't tell Rich well and it's not anything against Rich it's not against anybody but like the less moving parts the better yeah yeah dude I understand that

because like if we ever have anything planned I don't even I try and tell like one person person, CJ, and then even if it involves like, all right, we have to have like Evan and Ken do something. We don't even tell them until like the very last second at the chance that they could ruin something. Yeah. Well, Mike, because it usually gets ruined. It does. That's why I was so impressed that it didn't get ruined. But I am surprised you were able to keep a secret for that long long time. Same. Happy to have you back, Randy. Yeah. I'm happy. Good prank, Matt. I honestly,

I just didn't, I just didn't know that Randy would have this much of like an effect. on our lives in the public's lives quite frankly like we we hoped that this it would go exactly how it went what if i think it went better well yeah honestly better than it could have like a feeling from him like when you sit next to him don't you just feel or you feel a presence or what's up with that aura or people keep like every time i go on ticot i see like clearly you don't got it then yeah what's that even mean it's kind of like when you do something and it just like works out really well and you just look really cool then it's like plus you know

that's aura plus a thousand aura so your aura is like your coolness or your lore behind you it's like kind of who you are and how you move so if you do something cool or slickly it increases your aura but if you're like walking across a room and you trip like the girl across the room

that might be watching you like she would think of you less cool drops your aura like if you had like a C7 corvette and you're drifting back and then you did one of those A rollback? A rollback. And then you did it like between two very expensive cars and just went, and then did it away. Everyone would be like, damn.

Insane visual. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, Texas Speed. Nice. Yeah, headers all the way back. Yeah, I was going to say it had to been. But that would be, like, do some really crazy that you shouldn't have even pulled off. And everyone's like, dude, that was insane.

Then your aura goes up. Mike, it might be time for you to get a C6. What's the update on your, Your drift car. Drift car got sent off to our boy, Cody, and he pulled the turbo off of it. So you're taking it off. It's no longer turbo? It'll be N.A.

It'll be N.A. Yeah. It'll have exhaust that goes out the back instead of the hood, and they clean up the mess of a wiring harness. Mostly, it won't start on fire again. Man, that makes me sad. No, no. Save this clip here a few months from now. I know.

And it's on fire. Dude, that was the best part about Mike's drift car. I know. The flames, man. Some people shoot out of their exhaust. car just lights on fire we actually sabotage it and light it on fire it's super solid now yeah i ordered more fire extinguishers than we should ever need in the next year just so i could have them for the drift track we got them like placed around yeah i mean i was like no they're just all in his passenger

seat for the record yeah i have two in there because my track record we need like little fire stations around the really just around all of our compounds that was something like when i bought my house I went out and I bought fire extinguishers and then like Greta came home and I like had to tell her where I put these fire extinguishers and maybe that's just something to grow and older but I was like why isn't this like

more talked about? Because if something did go south and I just never like went out and bought fire extinguishers maybe it is just a known fact. I don't know but it seems like uh... I'm also picturing Greta being like you know let's say you bought three or four fire extinguish for your house. She's probably like wow

why did you do that? Is our house going to start She couldn't believe it actually She was like This is just crazy to me That you think like You're actually worried about this You're like no Yeah but you're not

I've kind of between Our grandpa's house burned down Yeah Yeah dude that shit It shit happens So the other night I was falling asleep And I'd probably been like

asleep for like 30 minutes And then all the sudden I don't even know If I opened up my eyes Or what happened But I saw like a movement in my room And it scared the shit out of me And I like rock it out of bed

And I'm like looking around, I was fully convinced that like somebody broken into my house because I saw just like a black shadow moving through. And then I look over, I see my bedroom door is open. So then I'm really tweaking. So I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And I'm just sitting there silent, like trying to listen to see if like there was like movement outside. And then like for some reason, just out of nowhere, it just goes, oh my God, I left the grill on. Like it literally went from getting woken up from a dead sleep to thinking somebody robbed my house to me just like

immediately remember I left the grill. That's amazing. Did you leave a girl? I left the grill on or propane up. Well, take goodness, you've got those fire extinguishing. My man leaving the grill on. I left the grill on. I made a steak that night and I wasn't sure my steak was going to be done. So I left it on and I went inside and then I got a call from my mom. Totally got distracted and then I fell to bed. Fell asleep and woke up from a dead sleep. Dude like I swear

somebody's watching out for me. Yeah. Like how crazy is that? Was it still lit? Yeah. Wow, that would have been hot grill. Crazy, right? Yeah, dude.

So I, like, get out of bed, and I just, it just, like, hits me. And I was like, oh, my God, I rock it out of bed. I run over, open up the sliding door. Sure enough, grill is on. Steaks just about done. Yeah. I turn it off, and then I, like, come back in, and I'm, like, still, like, just, like, kind of tweaking over what just happened. Greta goes, what happened?

You're like, my steak's well done now. No, Greta goes, oh, what were you just? doing and i was like not about to explain what i had just done and i was just like uh just going to the bathroom she was like why were you going to that bathroom i was like oh my god i don't just going you got more to explain i was like just go to bed yeah and she just go to bed then i and then i explained it like the next day she thought i was being all suss yeah yeah if you just said you were going to a bathroom that's right next to your room and you just like disappear outside outside A little suss, yeah, you're right.

Since I've moved into my house now, and it's older, 69 years old, I have been a little bit worried about ghosts. Like, they're not real. Well, you never know, Ben, just had a ghost, and thankfully, it told them to turn off the grill. I think I had a homie. He had a homie. I clearly did something good to deserve that.

And so, like, that's the thing is you can have different types of ghosts. Like, you have good ghosts, bad ghosts. So do you feel your house is haunted? I mean, no, except sometimes the basement's a little creepy. Sometimes when you turn on the light or turn off the light down there, I don't know. Don't you have to go through that basement like daily? Yeah. Yeah, I just like turn off the light and like run upstairs. It's creepy.

Bro, you got like seven windows that go directly out. It's a little creepy. There could be ghost down there. And then to help, Olanders got me watching ghost shows and, you know, all those scary things. You could get lucky if you capture a ghost. You'd be the first person ever. Dude, like it would be the best, in your best interest to have ghosts in that house. They've never existed anywhere else.

But people have been saying they've existed. Well, they're liars. Literally. So you don't believe in ghosts, Ev? Dude, absolutely not. Show me one. Show me anybody that has any actual proof. It's funny, Ev, because I saw this video and I thought I was like,

oh, maybe this ghost is speaking to Ev. They want me to drink another whiskey, dude. That's a weird impulse. That is a weird impulse, man. Dude. Hey, out of all the times that we've been ghost hunting and stuff, I have never had an impulse. I want to drink that right now.

What? I should have to be drunk. It's the weirdest thing. I'm like, I want to do it. Can I just do it? Oh, you might get drunk. No, they're telling me we should do it. Cheers.

your third shot he's never done this before in a lockdown that's three that's three shots of whiskey you just did bro it feels good yeah that's hilarious Ryan that was way too quick that was great absolute best old you started talking about you had ghosts and then it made me think about my ghost that's funny is that actually is that a joke or is that actually from a real show no it's really from the ghost adventure's tv show bro travel channel posted they cut that up like it was a joke Yeah, that had to have been a joke. It might have been a joke. They tried to sell it as real, I'd imagine.

That had to have been a joke. Everybody watches it because they know it's fake. What throws me off most about that is like, I think I'd be embarrassed to be that guy because that's something if a 17-year-old did that, it'd be funny. I thought it was hilarious. What a 30-year-old man. I could have a shot of whiskey.

I could 100% see you doing that when you're 50. I guess it's just because he's like, well, okay, as a joke, yes. It would be a hilarious joke. But playing it off as serious, like, they want me to do it. That your whole show is chasing ghosts around the country? It's easy to do. I'm sure you're freaking trying to make it big on TV. You finally score a deal.

You're on this ghost channel. Now you're three seasons in, and they want you to do this bit. And you're like, fuck. All right. Well, I got a pretty decent thing going. I'm just going to do the bit. It's the easiest thing to hunt. Like, you can make a career off of ghost hunting or Sasquatch hunting,

and you never even have to be good. You don't even have to be good. Hunting anything else, you actually have to catch or get what you're hunting. I do believe in ghosts, though, I won't say. Dude, the success to fail rate. Yeah, did the guys on the third season of going to a non-haunted house? He's like, how am I going to make this interesting? I started drinking.

And then he's like, wait a minute. Do you guys remember the stage of YouTube when they used to do like the Ouija boards? Oh, yeah. Everything. I mean, Shane Dawson has a huge, huge, huge number of views just from his. Huge, like ghost hunting series. As far as I know, or at least I'll say, I don't think any of that's real. You're a big Shane Dawson fan, aren't you?

I actually don't know who that is. Maybe if you popped up a picture of my, I'd reckon. Who the hell is he? Yeah, you don't want to know. You know who he is, I'm sure. Yeah, that was a strange period of YouTube, though. It was kids' content, and they just eat it up. Like, 45-minute long videos of...

It looks like, uh, man, Drake and Josh, one of the, that one. Show him a modern photo of him. It kind of does look like Drake, Bill. He's one of the OGs. YouTube is suspended Shane Dawson's YouTube channels. Oh, all right. For how long? YouTube videos.

Oh, this is in 2020. He had, in quote, racism. Oh, no. His beauty channel, 3.7 million subscribers, we got more than that. He has a beauty channel and goes on something? Yeah, I was like, that'll explain. He's going down in all avenues. I can see you doing that, Ev.

Dude, so since we got Randy back, does that mean we don't get to collab with Lomeo? Yeah. I was going to try to get Lomeo to, like, host like a meetup or something, yeah. Do you know who Lomeo is? He was like, yeah, I am Lomeo. Dude, Matt's running L'Amato's too. What would you do, have you could, if you could just start up your own channel, can't be anything to do what we do? It's just like total side quest.

What would you do? I think I would just day in the life videos doing really random adventures. I can't even think of one. Just like, I don't like that. Adventures down to your local bar. yeah i got wicked drunk i don't know like riding around jazis with slim that'd be a good video on it that would be a good video

taking three wheelers with cousin joe to the gravel pit yeah i like that it's pretty standard yeah okay yeah yeah but you're you got to like that's too close what we do yeah i want to hear yeah i want to hear it if you were going to go down like a completely yeah like a rabbit hole we have a pretty wide ride of what we do here how how it's tough that's far off base i mean we do some prank yeah it's tough we do some

everything you could do like i don't think i'd really be too much of a prank troller no i don't i think you'd be more like uh here's how to add this awesome new transition in final cup pro x tutorial so like you're talking like it was a little bit too it was too much of a wedge so we have to increase the transition yeah yeah yeah yeah here's how to speed ramp your clips in final cup pro x very quickly dude i've been thinking about it for a long time have and if like you know it ever gets to where you get some extra timer on here. I think you should start up your own channel and it should be Evan Chefs.

And it should be you cooking. Oh, I love that. I can do some cooking. I love that. That would be good, dude. Like, even Cody and Mike were talking about that. We were doing all the meat nights. We used to really get crazy like Cody was making meat dogs.

So you just like take a pound of burger. You just leave it as a circle basically and meat dog. Are you like good at cooking though? Oh, dude. Yeah, Jen the other day when she came. meant she had chicken chili so it's like white sauce chili and she asked like oh i don't know if you guys have this before and i scoffed i said i'll have you know i won the chili cookoff in 10th grade with white chili yeah wait what your dad making no no no no i made it and it was a group

did your dad make it i feel like your dad would actually be really good chili maker at school it was it was actually a 10th grade like home at or cooking class or whatever the heck it was and there was like six teams or whatever it was in cooking class but we made a bunch of a Chilean, whatever. You won. Yeah, we won. My league group. Who was your partner?

My homie ham face. Why do you call him ham face? That's his name. Because he's kind of pale white and he has a pink, glossy face built like a Oh, damn. Man, that is so unfortunate for him. Can you pop up a picture of him? Can we see him?

Something tells me he didn't love that name. He probably hasn't been called Hamface since 10th grade. No, no, no. It's in my first. phone is ham face. He's ham face. He's still ham face. His brother's name is Turnbuckle.

There are twins. No idea why, but that's what stuck. What's turned? What do you hit the turnbuckle? I don't even know why. It's just that's what's stuck. That's amazing. But yeah,

and then this other kid named Justin, his other kid named Cole. Oh, Justin? Not. What an unfortunate nickname. That guy's so... Maybe it was Jason. Dude, it was another twin.

Two of the people in my groups had twin brothers. How much work were you putting into this chili? Dude, a lot of work. I looked the recipe up online and we used gross. So, we actually used, Use grouse that I had hunted and shot and use that instead of chicken.

So use the chicken recipe. Use wild game. Inspirational. It was good. I got to try to. Yeah, I love that. And of course, if that were a real channel, it would be very different from what we do. Because, I mean, all we do around here is, like, eat hot dogs.

We have made some grilling content. I was singing about it. We did, dude. We did make a... And then Ken almost started our shop on fire up. That was another... Yeah. Yeah, Kent, we went through this stage where we put, like,

Yum Yum sauce. If you would go to a Habachi restaurant, that kind of Yum Yum Yum sauce. We put Yum Yum sauce on everything. And we were cooking hamburgers and Ken thought that it was a good idea to put Yum Yum sauce on the hamburgers. Put a lot of them and then make them into the hamburgers. Yep. A lot of it.

And it just started the whole. Dude, it was like, it was literally like a bonfire in the grill, licking at the shop like super windy. And then I'll just never. It was a tin building. It was fine. It was fine. What would have done was left some char marks.

But I'll just never forget you walking out the door. and going, oh, fuck! Like, it's just this huge flames. Yeah, so, I mean, none of us really belong cooking, but... Yeah, with a name like that. Yeah, maybe Evan. I can whip something up. Yeah.

What's that other name you've been calling Ev? Deb. Deb. Deb. Yeah, so Evan's haters started calling him Deb. Short for Dude Evan, bro. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know who came up with it first,

but it's, like, kind of, like, demoralizing, like, to take, like, a cool name, like, dude Evan, bro. bro, which I gave Evan that nickname, which is, that is a cool nickname. And then just, like, simplifies it down to Deb. Debb. You take something cool and you just ruin it. Deb's always just kind of been like a, like a meme name, at least in our friend group. Ryan had this chick that used to call Deb.

Yeah, that wasn't her name. And you, like, bullied her out of high school. She brought herself right into rehab. Okay. I didn't have anything to do with that, dude. I didn't have anything to do with it. So, great. Yeah, I don't stand for that, Ryan.

He was going either way. And also, she got help. Come on. That is pretty funny. Also, I don't know if you ever said this, but you mentioned that you came up with dude Evan, bro. But he didn't, like, mean to. He wasn't even calling him dude Evan, bro. He was just calling him Evan.

But Ben was chilling really hard. And we, yeah. And he just goes, dude, Evan. Bro. And, like, from there, it just stuck. It's just, that's just hilarious. Oh, dude, Evan Brow. Deb.

Little Debbie. Evans Aiders. My favorite, my favorite cheats, though. Yeah. You do eat a lot of Lil Debbie. Mainly cream pies. I bought a double-decker cream pie from the gas station. Twice was not as good.

Yeah, too much cream. Too much cream. Yeah. In the pie. Speaking of cream pies, where are you taking Randy for dinner tonight, Ken? I don't think anywhere. I think Randy's staying right where he's at. Oh, boy.

A little night in, if you call it. I did see. one of our friends, he texted us this morning that he, uh, he might have found a girlfriend for Randy. See, that's honestly also another thing. I don't know. I just, I just thought of it like halfway through it. Like it would have been so funny if you somehow showed up with, uh, like a, oh yeah, I brought Randy back and he's got a girlfriend now. So you guys take care. I don't know. If they make, do they make female crash test dummies when you were shopping for? Not the one. It's a different kind of dummy. They don't call them the crash test ones. No. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're probably about the

same price, honestly. Yeah, maybe more. Matt said there was talks about getting them a partner, but... It was kind of weird that you were carrying around like a life-size human being doll, but that one doesn't look all that sexual, but if you had two life-size human being dolls, that would have been weird. Dude, I'm pretty sure that it was on that, my strange addiction or something, the guy was dating a female doll and would bring her to dinner and stuff.

Imagine how much work that had to have been. Was his lighter, I assume? Unless he's in a different kind of Is what? Was it any more work than dating a real girl? Any more work than dating a real girl? Yeah, and I would say like that's honestly I mean still very weird

But probably less weird than like You know, there's a classic dude Who was like in love with his Chevy Luminon Yeah, I was just saying what about the guy There's nothing wrong with being in love with a Chevy He probably blend in a little more Being in love with your car How so?

Like sexually Yeah, so he used to stove the tailpipe Yeah, but he would say he would sit his legs under under the front look at this guy you know a thing or two about that yeah

look look look look I'm 27 years old is this real and I'm in a serious relationship with my car he's kissing the front bumper this can't be real

god dang dude this guy's really passionate my handsome man I'm gonna get a tetanish shot on your weener because you were

screwing your muffler he met Chase in a resale lot about five years ago I can't remember what the what it was called exploitation where you exploit hick people grindhart told us about that but there should be laws

against publicizing people like this i'm working i'm a guy i want to go on them that's what i mean well i'm sure he probably i don't know what they offer them but tlc has to be the best i guess this is old this is like 15 years old i bet but that's i'm sure they go to this guy who probably is in financial need and they go hey man we'll pay you three grand to kiss your car on TV. And he goes, sign me up. He goes, I'll say I F the tailpipe for five. And they go, deal, we would have done it for 40. And then he's, before you know it,

kiss in the front bumper of a Chevy Luminon. We could send a camera out tonight at 12 a.m. to find Evan out with his Shab out back. There's a whole. I got a whole free of Chevy's out there. It takes a lot of time to keep them all happy, you know, some gets jealous, and give a little extra attention to the other one. That's one of many. Like, there's Another substantial one where they're in love with this particular Ferris wheel And they bought it I took out savings and I bought this Ferris wheel

Like I'm in love with it I am sexually interested in this Ferris wheel What? Yeah How about like the one girl that used to eat drywall? Bro, I swear to God that was the one that I was thinking in my head When I'm thinking about all of those messed up ones Is she okay?

There's like mattresses There's like a dryer sheets Girl was just addicted to the flavor of the dryer sheets I think that was probably one of the lighter ones. Can you look up like the strangest, uh, strange addictions? Why is it Dalton from C Boys TV crying? Okay, so that's my search history. It was on one of his, on one of his things, that was the search.

You know, like TikTok search will sometimes say crazy things. That's what it was. It was a Dalton from C. Boy's TV crying. And I was like, well, I got to click on this. Because I always thought it was going to lead to something. There was a weird trend of TikTok's going around. that said Dalton from C-Boys TV has to go. And some of them got a weird amount of likes,

and it's just like, for those of you that think that, it ain't going to happen. Yeah, Dalton's a huge asset to the team. He's a great guy, too. You can make those TikToks if you want, but they are invalid because, like, it's not real. If we all didn't like Dalton, I mean, one of us cannot like him,

but if the rest of us like him, he's sticking around. I always looked at those and wondered, like, which side they were taking, if they were like Dalton needs to leave as if they were saying like he shouldn't be dealing with it I wonder that's like I'm not sure if that's how they looked at it

both sides I was like kind of fired up about it and I was like dang you know some people are like really just saying whatever they want again you know behind a keyboard whatever and then Sidney's like I think a lot of those people like they'll throw a like on because they're here for the lore they're here for the that's probably true

they're here for the Randy being stolen whether no matter what side they're on They're here for it. He told me the other day, he's like, bro, I'm getting death threats. Oh, my gosh. Like, are you saying he goes, yeah, he's like, I know they're not real, but it's still crazy to read what someone wrote. Yeah, no, that's insane.

I think what people don't realize, too, is like, if our channel was all just like rainbows and butterflies of, like, having the exact same personality or not showing, you know, when shit goes wrong or, like, things like that, like, it wouldn't be fun to watch. And it wouldn't be fun to watch if every character on the channel was the exact same. So that's where, like, when Dalton, you know, is riffing with Evan, it's funny to show. Like, there's so many different, like, little side, I guess you could call them, like, side quest of Seaboy's TV that, like, if you're a fan that watches every single week, you would understand. We're, like, that's what makes our video so special. And it's, like, the different personalities that we have and, like, just, like, the different storylines.

and it's like you guys got to let up a little bit on like the kid yeah he was just supposed to be like filming not supposed to be on camera and then it just like so naturally started like rolling into like we think it's fun we think it's funny and it is super funny and then like we just started getting it on camera and then we just like edit it's like this is kind of funny you put it in and then starts snowballing and now like poor dalton's over here getting death threats he's 18 years old yeah he just graduated high school hard working young kid does a great job does an amazing job dalton's the best man i've been saying it for a long time like since after a month when we hired him i was like dude that kid is a beast yeah because he is

he's a freaking beast dude dude one thing to know too he can do everything he's so good i just love like how the dynamic of everyone here but then when he came in the dynamic got even wider spread like dude he makes me feel younger and older all at the same time like some of the dude some of the stuff I don't know what you guys are getting into that he makes you feel that way. Just some of the stuff he says. Yeah, he definitely is a little bit more ear to the ground with the trends and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, trends, you know, the short shorts. Those are fun.

Yeah, I'm glad those are gone. He got us getting cold on. He did ask Ken, is there anything I could improve on after the first month of working for us? And Ken said, maybe we're a little less cologne, too. And he did. It smelled like a Hollister store for like a month. Come on. He was wearing a lot of cologne for coming in, working at the shop.

But, dude, I was talking. We'll have Dalton on sometime. We will. Yeah, we will. Because, I mean, in not defense of himself when Evan's sitting there. Oh, screw. Like, next podcast. I think we're looking good for that.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that. I was telling Dalton, I go, hey, man, people didn't like Ken. Just a very short 16 months ago. And look at him now. Yeah, he's like a favorite on the channel. I told him, too.

I was like, dude, like, just because people are, like, hating on you, doesn't mean that you're not making a difference, you know, in the video or whatever. Like, you know, you're not really supposed to even be on camera. And now it's like your character. Like, people are noticing you and like, you know, which is really good, you know. And I'd say in terms of making a difference in the video, whether people like you or not, you made a difference and you made some kind of form of entertainment. Kind of feels like WWE over here.

But it's real life. It's real life. Except between you and Dalton, I don't. don't know who is the baby face and who is the heel the baby face being the good guy and the heel being definitely the good guy i feel like i feel like you're the heel but still everyone's on your side is it not fair to say that when i get into it with dalton that he literally starts it every time is that a fair observation no you guys don't agree i don't know i think it varies i mean Every time would be a stretch.

I definitely get into it and go back and forth, but I swear he just sets it up, like tease the ball up and it's just... It's almost like you inflame the situation, though, sometimes, too. I'm gas. He's an already burning fire. I think somebody else has to tell you that you're gas. For instance, we'll say his truck. You know, he loves this truck.

He's in the car. That one was the tough break. He spends all this time and money trying to make his truck cool. And quite frankly, he's watched Seaboy's TV since he was like 10. or something like that. So like the beginning. It's so crazy that he works with us. He's going through a water balloon at him when he was six.

Yeah. Then he gets here and you're just like, that thing's a piece of shit. It's just like, he's just like, I'm sure it hurts his feelings. Trucks like that. Got to hear that once in a while. You know, so I'm sure that doesn't make him like you. Oh, Dalton loves me, CJ. I mean, maybe.

But we'll have them on. Speaking of people that don't like us. What about that video last night, Whistling Diesel dropped. Dude, kind of caught astray. Yeah, it definitely was a stray. Was it a stray? It was a, have you seen it yet, Mike? No.

You know, we're just minding our own business over here, and then he makes a video, and then he calls our mini truck not cool, which was like the, that's fine, but that hurt Gavin's feelings, our mechanic. He's pissed about it. I think the biggest thing, again, what you explained to me, obviously, I'm going to watch it right after this, but you were like how he was like, yeah, all they did. put a mini uh sorry a high booster truck all they did was put a high boost engine in the mini truck that's still cool they never said that but they were like kind of mimicking us at the end that's where

i was like the mimicking makes it seem like doesn't like us which is fine i really don't give a shit if he doesn't like us i don't want anything from i don't need anything from him yeah i mean he's made like several comments like in his videos about you know being like you know i'm the I'm the best YouTuber, like, I'm the, what did he say at the end? He just does everything better. I will always be bigger and better. It honestly is very light, but the subs are fired up, man. It doesn't really matter because ours is faster and-

Well, that's what I said. It doesn't even matter, really, what he said. That's why I just think, like, we should just run a drag race. He would never do it, though. Yeah, obviously not. Dude, freaking jet engines are slow. All right here, watch this. Maybe there's something we can do to give it a little more power,

so we can go, like, road speed, but... Hayabusa swat. Fire up to Hayibusa. Initiate the Viper 11. Whose voice do you think they were mimicking there? Kind of sounded like Ben. You think they were making fun of your voice, Ben? Fire up to Hayibusa?

Yeah. Probably. Damn, Ben. Catching stray. I just think it's funny. I don't really think it's too malicious. No, I agree. I agree.

It's just, it's funny for sure. I think it would be awesome if we race them. Well, yeah, we'd win. I think it would be awesome. To claim that the jet engine red Honda Acti mini truck is better, is just like, I mean, they're just honestly two different things. It's not even faster. It's like not even better in any way other than looking ridiculous.

I think that he probably looked at it and was like, oh, this would be a good idea on a mini truck, putting a jet engine on it. What looks the best? Red. Well, somebody already has a red mini truck. So I'm going to get ahead of the comments of everyone being like, I copied C-Boy's TV. I completely agree.

And then I'm going to throw a jab because he said some other YouTubers have done it, but theirs wasn't cool. So I'm going to do that. So I think he said that to get ahead of the comments to make it seem like his is better. And that's why he did it. This is definitely cool. Oh, no doubt. No doubt.

It's sick. But I think I think that's why he did that because he was just like trying to not have everyone be like, oh, you copied him. And that was his like defense mechanism against it. But I've spent, you know, quite a bit of time with him. And I don't think he would say that. that like to our face necessarily i think it's just playing into his character quite frankly only one way to settle it ronald a drag race for pink slips yeah the race maybe i don't know how fast you can really

get going with a jet engine maybe after a hundred he'll he'll be beating us but i mean we'll have to go to like the salt flats if he's going to do that he was in the salt flats where was he how fast did he go in the video i'd imagine like it said 80 i think that's first cute that's he'd be better off putting wings on it then take away like the fact of it being able to roll like you'd be better off just getting some actual lift and then challenge us to a flying rate if he made that thing fly I would hands down give them all the road you got the coolest mini truck yeah for that would be insane it's the only mini truck that can fly yeah they're hell of vehicles man I think it's all fun in games it's just like it's just funny that it's about a red mini truck like at the end of the day that's

Hilarious. Yeah, I just had to bring it up because I know it's relevant right now, and people are DMing us, people are commenting on our stuff saying it, so I want to respond, but I think we've got to run them in a drag race. Mini truck combine. Yeah, winner gets to keep the other person's mini truck. I bet he would love to squash ours. Yeah, that's a pretty good stakes.

Gavin would legit cry, wouldn't you? I do want to go on record and say I'm not pissed about it, but I will be pissed if we can't race them and beat them. And you'd be even more pissed if we lost the race. and then lost the minichruck. Yeah, that would be bad, but then I guess maybe I could just build a faster rule. And then he would have Browns to stand on.

We couldn't be mad if he says his is better, and then he beats us. That would obviously suck for everyone. Nothing we can do about it. We lost fair and square. Then he gets to crush it with his tank. I also got to say he does have a nice hat. Oh, and one more thing.

I did get a gift for you guys. Oh, look at this. I got the last one we got. What was that? Eight months ago, three million? Wow. Let's go. Gavin?

Thank you, Gap. Hey, 4 million subscribers, baby. What are we celebrating with? Corbell? There's only one bottle. You can't even get Liddy. Yeah, so that's the thing. Eight months ago, that was what I could afford.

Today, that's all the C store had. There we go. There we go. Well, hey, thank you, Gav. Thanks, Gap. Crucial part of us hitting 4Milly, by the way, Gav. I will say that. Yeah, I appreciate that.

Dude, without everyone on our team from, obviously, Dalton, behind the camera, and now kind of in front of it, Mechanics, the Fabricators, Randy, Randy, Justin, all of the designers. The team is pretty big nowadays, which honestly, I don't think every, oh, people know, but. Sorry, that was insane. Wouldn't be able to do it without everyone on our team. We're doing a little start giveaway this weekend, so stay tuned for that. You'll see it on Thursday's video, and we have some fun fall gear that we designed.

I don't know, you guys just got to stay tuned. We're in it. Start giveaway. Start giveaway. You guys have been, you know, like. merch will be available for longer than that. We've been doing, like, some big giveaways, and we want to keep doing that. But we also want to, like, do some smaller, shorter giveaways and, uh...

Man, I just have this... Just weird desire to grab that bottle and just start spraying it. All right, so we were in Nashville this weekend. Just kind of on a little trip for fun. Uh, we had our girls with and everything. I paid for the Airbnb and had, like, the insurance thing or whatever it is. You got to put a deposit down in case you break shit. Yeah, security deposit.

Ben is like two in the money. morning one night he's got all this champagne he's just about to pop it and start spraying it all over inside i go don't do that don't do that like no like because you know it's it makes a huge mess it's almost impossible to clean up fucking last night the very last night we're there i'm tired as shit because we've been running around for four days straight pretty much just walking around in bars so i go to bed wake up in the morning to find out bam popped a champagne bottle and sprayed it all over the fucking place dude he sprayed it Like he won a damn NASCAR race

I don't know what it is about Yeah Luckily I got my security positive back No no no I did I did spray it and I immediately Was like oh CG is gonna be fucking pissed Right so I go Jeff grab a rag

And me and Jeff Wipe the whole kitchen down It probably looked better than it did when we got there But it is it's just too fun Last weekend normally I'm the one booking the Airbnb's all that Dude that shit was hard Not having to worry about that I did not like doing that

I did not like doing that I didn't know what I was doing. No one else knew what they were doing because I was leading it. Yeah, dude, Ken, seriously, bro, appreciate you so much for every time we travel. You book everything and that actually does not go unnoticed. No. It doesn't. So shout out to Ken for booking everything and shout out to everyone listening right now on the podcast for if you've

subscribed, it means the world to us. Four million. Thank you for four million. Four million subscribers. Shout out everyone in this room. We would be here without you guys. Cheers. Cheers, guys.

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