Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Frankie LaPenna Has The Most Viral Butt on The Internet
Episode Date: September 24, 2024Frankie LaPenna is a viral megastar with billions of views across all his platforms. Made famous by his out of the box thinking and truly being "Built Different", he and his butt have collabed with ce...lebrities such as Hulk Hogan, Marshmello, Redbull F1, David Dobrik. He's been punched by MMA superstars, and launched a Trike off a megaramp for Nitro Circus, hes built different and thinks different too. He's got conspiracy theorys, World War 3 predictions and more. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Find a doctor at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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If people were stopping to take pictures, like, you're so recognizable.
I need extremes to feel something.
If one of the C-boys were to go trans, who would it be?
What's on your page?
Dude, I am on a watch list.
Really?
Long until you think, like, the next World War III.
Literally right around the corner.
All right, we got Frankie Lepena on the pod today, known for his ginormous hinder.
dubbed the male Kim Kardashian. Welcome, Frankie.
Thanks for having me, boys. Much of car guys here. Pump to have it, yeah.
I'm actually a car guy, first and foremost. You go back on my Instagram like three years,
four years. It's literally just straight car content. I took a little deep dive in your Instagram,
but I did notice that. You were like a car photographer before you started showing off your butt.
I had this Infinity G37 that was slammed on the air-eyed and big three-piece wheels. It was an atrocity
looking back now at it, but I was definitely in the car scene going all the little car show.
shows around town and doing, you know,
mods like the air intake and exhausts.
Whatever I could afford.
Don't get CJ going on those, dude.
Don't get him going on those.
Yeah, dude, you should talk about your Subaru.
I think it's sick.
Yeah, dude, finally got my Subaru back.
After, did the math, 10 and a half months.
That's how long it's been gone?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Frank was here for the reveal, but, I mean,
that's what I was most excited to learn about you.
It was that you're like,
you're into cars and motorsports
and something a lot of people wouldn't know.
But, yeah, Subaru is back and you guys will see it in the upcoming video or put it in this pod.
Who cares?
Can't confirm.
It's sick.
It's sick.
Somehow, if you live under a rock or don't have access to the internet, Frankie Lepena is the man with the world's most famous behind.
I thought, you know, before you came on, I was like, all right, what are some famous butts?
Obviously, Kim Kardashian, you know, Jay Lowe.
If you're like in a fitness, Jen Seltzer, Beyonce, the Charming Ultra Bear.
And Frankie Frickin Lapena.
Dude's got over 20 million followers across all of his platforms.
20 million followers, dude, that is insane.
As CJ said, by far, our most famous friend.
5.3 billion views on YouTube last year.
What?
That's fucking insane.
Shorts are different than long form, but yes.
Still insane.
Our channel has 1.4 billion.
And we've been at it for eight years.
Yeah, so just put that in context.
It's completely different.
I'm making 10 second videos.
You're making 10 to 30.
30 minutes.
But it's still crazy, though.
Absolutely.
Still absolutely crazy.
And that's just YouTube.
Not including Instagram, not including Facebook, TikTok.
Yeah, I often wonder what the difference would be if I had started and I was built
like a regular guy and had done everything that I've done up until this point and posted
out in line how many less followers I would have than I do now with having started with the
big butt and having the big butt the whole time.
I think it would be a lot less, probably.
But a lot of the shit that I do is still, in my opinion, still like,
impressive and dangerous and crazy.
Even if I didn't have the big ball.
Big blood is just like big bonus into the video.
Yeah, I think what you do is what you do is you just make viral videos and the second
that the viewer sees the hinder, they're, they're even more hooked.
But how good of ideas your videos are, they're going to go viral no matter what.
Yeah, just being built different.
It's built weird helps.
Can you, I don't know, is this too much to ask?
Can you, like, stand, stand up for the people watching on YouTube right now that haven't seen.
Like, yeah, just to keep them on the video from, like, you know, going over.
All right, we'll let the comments actually decide if it is real or fake.
You can, like, rest it on the table if you need.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to.
I don't leave any sweat on the table, though.
I guess you're a guess.
You can sweat wherever you want, brother.
My God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Look at that thing.
Look at the recoil on it.
Oh, my gosh.
I just cracked my back
Oh shit
You hear that?
Yeah
With the headphones on it was like a crack
So that's what we're working with here
What is that?
Just God given or
Like have you been working at that
Like with the squats and everything
Diet
Sleep Recovery
I mean mainly genetics
Yeah I mean you go to Brazil
You'll see some people walking around like this
Do you have a little bit of that
I thought you said
I am a bit Brazilian yeah
But you were born and raised in Michigan
Of all places
So you're kind of a Midwest kid, just like us.
Yeah, no, we're from pretty much the same state.
I mean, we have the same exact winters.
It's kind of piss you off when you see, like, women going in and getting, like, implants.
No.
It doesn't.
I don't know, because, like, some people have to, like, you know.
Piss me off.
I mean, if they were stealing my thunder online and, I mean, the thing is I'm in such, like, a weird niche.
Like, there's enough.
There's enough to go around.
Yeah, keep in mind, Ryan's list didn't include any other males, so.
That's true.
Someone truly has to be built different to do the stuff you do.
We kind of got into it, but like you're darn near a stunt man.
We don't like when people go like, oh, you're so crazy.
You just are trying to hurt yourself every week because we're not.
But the things that I have watched you do, time after time, week after week on Instagram, TikTok, whatever, is insane, dude.
You got literally uppercutted by a professional MMA fighter.
And that is probably the base level of what you're getting into.
Yeah, that's the one that goes on.
Like a part power?
Did you play into it?
Any of the fight videos that you have seen of me getting hit is the heavy weights are told,
or I tell them to go like 15 to like 40% effort.
Holy fuck.
It should probably be like me trying as hard as I could.
Yeah.
Is a lot.
I mean,
I look at it as if in an average given any given fight you have somebody getting hit
like 50 to 100 and something times.
Like I could not be a little bitch and take one hit.
how many it takes did it take
three oh my gosh
I thought that was a one and doneer
yeah I mean if you look at the video
like frame by frame you can see that my chin's already
split and bleeding before he
Jesus hit me and you just took it
you didn't even like move with it or anything
no I kind of just closed my eyes
and what's the idea process
look like when you're coming up with
with most of your videos like
you just sit down and
and just throw a bunch of ideas at the board
and pitch it to a team or what
This is probably the same thing you guys do for your idea process.
It's like constantly every day, all day.
It's in the back of your mind.
You're thinking you're like taking a shower.
Yeah.
Taking a shit.
You're eating and driving.
It's just your constantly thing.
Like, what's the next?
Big idea.
That's the only way you can keep it going, you know, with any channel, any account.
And sometimes we'll get inspiration from videos that I see online too.
Very rarely do Clayton James and I sit down and then actually like try to think of ideas.
That's almost the worst time to think of an idea is like trying to force it.
A lot of times will come to me right.
before I go from being conscious to a sleep.
Right as you're like.
Dude,
almost asleep.
Yes.
And then asleep.
Same.
Same.
Dude,
now fire 14 check.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is cool that you said it is similar.
I'm sure it is similar to ours.
And another thing that is similar is that like one post you're riding a rocket
powered skateboard.
The next post you're getting punched in the face.
And I love the catching the viewer off guard.
I never know what your next move is going to be.
You're not boxed into, like, a certain category or a sport or really, anything like that.
Yes, that is tough to do because they kind of want to come back for something that's similar in genre.
People follow you guys for automotive content.
So if you were to be run around with a huge ass, it'll be like, yeah, but a lot of the stuff you're doing takes a lot of skill.
100%.
Dude, the gig a ramp at night, nitro circus?
Yeah, like that's fucking and nuts.
Do you ever feel like the hinder almost overshines it?
No.
I don't think so.
I think it adds to it.
You definitely makes it.
funnier. A lot of
people will not know
who I am in the FYP when they're seeing
the videos come through. And then
they'll think it's a normal video of
like just a normally built guy and then they'll
They see you and they're like, wait, what?
That's what they almost remember.
The video of you running down the hill holding
the coffees at that festival.
That's one of my...
The coax. And then you faceplant
and you slide down and then you just get like a little
glimpse of the hinder as you're sliding.
Hinder aside, it's a
hilarious so many cringe inappropriate annoying people i'd slap in the face if i met in person
type of pranksters that do stuff online i try to never be that guy where i'm bothering somebody
they're always harmless to anyone that's around you know which is something to be sad with
that's so true i never look at anything you do and go like ooh that was like you know the feeling
you get when you watch someone be a little like embarrassing flinging yourself down a hill could
be portrayed as that but like you just do it in a way that just
make sense to people and it's just funny to watch. Yeah, I hope that people don't watch the videos
and come to the conclusion and I'm like desperate for attention. A lot of the videos will be,
it's me trying to overcome being scared of whatever it is, XYZ. And it's like, am I strong
enough to do it? Am I skilled enough to do it? Or am I too much of a bitch to do it? And it's like
such a great feeling when I can like take the hit from the freaking UFC fighter or
fall down that hill and not break all my bones and be like come out on the other side and be like
fuck yeah sweet i did it i succeeded and i was strong enough brave enough or even dumb enough to
you know do it so you're chasing that that thrill too like not only are you chasing like
the viral video but you're chasing just like the adrenaline yeah i've gotten really numb to
just regular daily tasks not getting tackled yeah i need uh extremes
to feel something
what's what's like the most pain you've ever felt
I think my worst injury was the nitrous circus
gigantic ramp I had a giant
I can send you the file well I don't even know if I posted it online
like hematoma yeah you posted on your Snapchat I think I
responded to your Snapchat was like this is the gnarliest thing you've ever done
100% you had a baseball on your leg
it was so big dude so what what went wrong there
just I mean I saw you nose dive but like
if fuckers literally just came me
try and they're like good luck they're just like just hit the ramp and don't don't put your feet down
only told me do not go off the side of the ramp and keep the tire straight because you have no
guard rails don't turn right going down the one guy julele plug that video it's horrific he goes off
the side and just yeah just roys his face and they said just keep it straight I was like
where you're fine where's my center of gravity like give me a reference on where to lean
because the lip is so gnarly it's literally straight and you don't want to go like this and
land on your back or your head.
Exactly. So I kind of like dove a little forward, just a tiny bit on the lip, thinking that
would be enough. And it was way too much.
Yeah. Had you ever hitting a ramp?
Like an FMX ramp like that. I skateboarded for a long, long time and I've done a lot of
dirt bike jumps, but never a trike. Who jumps a trike? Yeah, on a gig ramp.
So that's saying a lot because Ty Roberts, they have another show in Fargo coming up.
And they're like, you guys got to come be in it. And I was like,
I'm good.
I don't know if I can do that.
Yeah, you guys go.
Yeah.
And then do like, there's no little jumps.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's all nerly.
Don't be fucking bussies.
Dude, that's gnarly, bro.
Yeah, you guys got too much on the line.
Yeah, but I mean, same for you.
I didn't realize how, like, talented you were across so many different things.
Like, I've seen you ride bikes, the trike thing.
Obviously, that's a little trial by fire.
But the skateboarding over Steve's, was it, Pagani?
Wira.
Yeah, you jumped over it on a skateboard in a garage.
I mean, I'm, I think in a similar category to you guys, like Midwesterner type of dude growing up
where I didn't do any traditional sports.
It was all action sports.
Yeah.
How I was only doing, you know, dirt bike skateboard.
Any board sports or anything with a vehicle or a motor vehicle, I was doing that.
So I got good at that growing up and, like, still have it.
Yeah.
But I do not have the right build for a skateboarder.
So what kind of brought you into, like, the filming then?
Was that part of skateboarding?
Because, I mean, a lot of skaters are filmers.
Yeah, I guess it probably was seeing dudes at the skate park.
Skateboarders, for whatever reason, are always doing.
Always filming.
Filming in that it's, yeah.
And that was like my first exposure to somebody that had a camera.
And I thought it was sweet.
That's probably where it started.
But the social media thing with TikTok Instagram YouTube was just for fun in my spare time.
It's actually a bet.
In the beginning, my buddy Jaden was showing me these TikTok videos in 2020.
He was like, look at these.
These are so funny.
I was like, this is most degenerate nonsense.
fucking brain rot
stupid thing I've ever seen
I could do something way better than that
he was like I bet you couldn't
and then I think it was like
three posts in
one of them went viral and then
I was like I just kind of kept going with it
yeah and here we are I guess
what was it
it was one of those
green screen virtual call
that's a video genius
yeah that's the first thing that I'd see you do
hitting the car it was in a car
oh in a car from a car
and there was like a
that is interesting to think of
When you did the dirt bike jump with a green screen, I was like, do that too.
Green screen guy just dropped another video.
Zoom called Green Screen Guy.
But yeah, it's changing the first one I saw was when you were going down the hill on the
bike with the green screen and you ran into the back of the car.
That was a hard hit, dude.
That was my car.
That was your car?
Yeah.
You were just like sacrifice it for a bit.
Yeah.
It got like a tiny down.
Yeah, I mean, Chevy Blazer.
Fuck that thing.
So what was funny is I had seen like your videos before, but probably.
attributed more to this like oh green screen guy you know whatever but the one that really made
me follow you was your personal hype reel that you made for yourself that you posted and it was like
this whole thing that it was almost like someone had done it about you but you had made it and it was
like how you had just meteorically risen that's how you say that were to like this new level of fame
and i was like damn this is a crazy video and then i was like who posted this and then i saw it was you and
And I was like, that's fucking funny.
And then I followed you.
All the top comments were like, bro made a video about himself.
That's how I look at it.
You guys would probably have these fuckers reach out to you, too.
The advertising, like, PR agencies.
Yep.
We're like, we just want five grand a month.
And we'll get you PR and magazines and news articles and whatnot.
I had some people reach out to me.
I almost didn't.
I was like, you know what fuck this.
I'm just make my own PR.
Yeah, you can do it yourself better.
Made the videos and edits of what they would have people writing
articles on and just posted it myself and
fucking I don't care people talk shit
yeah video did great
I saw it and I thought somebody made it
I didn't even I didn't even know
that you made that about yourself
I have all the files I was literally thinking that
when I was watching I go man
this guy get all this footage
yeah you got all the fucking high-res
original 4Ks no I was
not my voice it was my buddy Kevin's voice too
so people thought I did the voice over too
I was talking in like first person
it was not made out of it a little bit weird
That would have been before the AI voiceovers, too, even.
You had to find a guy to do the voiceover.
Yeah.
One time one of our buddies did a voiceover, but he hired a fake Dr. Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman.
And then he burned our merch.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Burned your like literally.
Yeah.
He got a voiceover and then burned your merch.
Yeah.
In the video, yeah.
Morgan Freeman voiceover.
It would hit harder because he got Morgan Freeman.
And then the worst part is he told everyone it was Morgan Freeman.
No, no, no, it was a guy.
I know.
It wasn't AI.
It was a guy.
Just a dude who sounds like Morgan.
Somebody had five or something.
He left and then now we're friends again.
Yeah.
No, it's mostly, it's just funny.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Say it, Mike.
Say it, Mike.
You normally, you handle this world.
How much merch did he burn?
All of them.
A couple shirts, couple.
For fun?
He clearly wanted to make a statement.
He had beef.
Oh, he did it to, like, get back at you.
Yeah.
It was out of spite.
Yeah, because he left.
We're just never going to let him live that now.
Yeah, he'll probably actually be pulling up, I bet, before this podcast is over.
Yeah, he'll call him out.
This dude with the huge hinder came on and started pressing me.
It would be another instance where he would be like, what do I do?
What's going on with your ass, man?
So, were you in film school then when you started making the TikToks and all that?
Or were you out?
Or what was the scoop on that?
Yeah, so I did the four years at GVSU and,
Like two months prior to graduating started posting on TikTok, December 2020.
That was my first post.
That was, yeah, that was right around the time that I made the bet with Jaden.
Mm-hmm.
And just started going from there.
It wasn't until like a year and a half in that there was millions of followers
and, like, pretty real serious traction.
I had nothing to lose.
I lost a couple hours of spare time if it didn't pan out.
So if anybody watching this is like contemplating, you know, do I want to try to go the social media route?
Just fucking make new posts.
In your spare time.
Yeah, it's not like you have to like quit everything you're doing and then commit to it.
To make the transition from quitting a real job, that is, that's different.
For sure.
But you got to try to, I mean, if you're like really passionate about something, then you should be, you know, doubling up on your work that you hate and what you really want to do until you quit that work to you hate and take over the thing you love.
Do you have a posting schedule?
Do you try and like post consistently?
No, I, uh, it's just too chaotic to structure.
like any of this.
A time frame on a post.
I post between four and six.
Not a thing.
Definitely a conspiracy if you guys want to get into that.
Really?
Well,
yeah.
How's it real doing that Mike posted at one in the morning?
Not bad.
Go check it out.
Not bad.
It caught back up.
So it doesn't matter when you post.
You don't think your video is either good or it is shit.
I stand with that.
100% because that first 24 hours is something,
but in short form content,
it's got to mean even less.
Maybe,
I don't know.
Maybe I'd take that back.
I would, for a long form,
For long format video, which I do not do, you guys would never post something at 3 a.m.
It does matter.
You're right.
It does matter.
We've gotten damn close the last couple of weeks.
It does matter.
It definitely does matter.
I think it's more so just off of like the start, though.
And then it goes into what you're saying.
If it's a really good video, it'll eventually just snowball.
Yeah, people probably have no fucking idea what we're talking about because they're not even remotely close to this world.
So the first time that we met Frankie, we were together on a trip to Disney world.
and it was quite a collective of people together.
It was us, Frankie, Steve Hamilton, the owner of Custom Offsets,
and then the CEO of Bugatti.
Crazy statement.
Very, very interesting group of people.
We still laugh about it.
I wasn't there.
It was so fun, though.
And Frankie and then who Ben just listed.
But I love how it's still like not a lot of people.
It's just like, you're three.
Yeah, it was an intimate crew.
Yeah, it was an intimate crew.
To like never have met each other or anything.
And then we just ride every single ride at Disney World.
That's what I've always gotten a kick out of from all your guys' stories.
Yeah, it's just like...
Dude, Matt or Rimmack, what's...
Mateo or Matei said that that was his first vacation in like two years.
Yeah, he brought his chick with, and his chick was like,
I want to be on a beach in France, not at Disney World.
He said the last vacation he took before that was on a yacht.
Dude, I was just doing my best not to really, like, talk,
because I was like, I don't want to waste his time with some stupid ass shit.
But then we started him.
But then we started talking, then he really was just,
one of the boys. He was chilling, dude. He was, yeah. But during that trip, man, did I realize how
famous you are, Frankie? Bro, we couldn't walk fucking any. Well, I shouldn't say we. You couldn't walk
anywhere because people were stopping to take pictures. Like, you're so recognizable. Yeah. You know,
like no one was expecting to see them there. It's just, yeah, like I said earlier, the outfit in the
build and like the one of one butt that you can't. And also, you're always wearing that fit online.
Yeah. So like you're just, yeah. It was.
Exactly. So, like, when you try to discount the, what was it, four billion views or something like that he did last year?
Five, I think. Five. People remember. And it's definitely doing something. But yeah, dude, that was insane.
Brand recognition. I'd look at it as if, you know, Superman is wearing the same outfit every movie.
I'd look at it. This is like my Superman outfit. Yeah, dude. I put this on. I could do any jump.
Any strength. A boy can't go undercover with that ass.
Yeah. If you're trying to roll low key, like you got to wear like a couple pairs.
of sweatpants.
Just baggy.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
A poncho?
Triple X.
I don't want it.
Parachute pants.
Like, if I ever wanted to exit, like an exit strategy would be a BBL removal
of reduction surgery.
There you go.
You know, and then document it and be like, here I am on the operating table.
Yeah.
And this fucking...
This is the end.
This will be my last post.
Or the start of a new chapter of this.
I'm moving to Puerto Rico.
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that stevo backed out of getting the boob job oh yeah saw that so yeah yeah why he's been talking
about that for like five years i never heard about him getting a boob job no so he was going to get
like boobs for like more of like a gag and then like have him for like 30 days or something like that
and then get him removed but he just wanted to do a bunch of like stunts and just funny little with
pranks and stuff have boobs very ridiculous i don't know if i necessarily thought it was super
funny but i definitely was interested to see that um yeah i mean you know that car crash can't look
away you know everyone that would have gone around the world it takes more than 30 days for that
surgery to even come close to healing that's true he said he had like a hyperbaric chamber like
he was ready to go he was ready to go because he wanted to heal as fast as possible so he could
go on like a whole media tour that's a little bit too far glad he back out well allegedly
this is what I heard just from listening to his podcast, but he just felt like it was offensive to,
you know, like trans people. Everyone's offended. So he didn't want to, he didn't want to,
you know, whatever. And then he just backed out. He said it was also very difficult to find
doctor that would do it. Yeah. And he had it all lined up and then like the person that was doing
like the anesthesia backed out the night of or the night before. Then the plastic surgeon that was
going to do it backed out too. Yeah, they didn't like that. It was going to be like a gig. That was why
even though they would do it for anyone else they just don't like that you can't always find someone
to do yeah yeah especially in LA there's hitmans that exist you know most of probably are plastic surgeons
though I don't know so you think that's messed up no not messed up I mean free country yeah I don't
know if it's much of like an offensive thing because it's not like he's like claiming to be a woman
like he's just getting a set of tits email tits yeah some of them don't like that he's making a joke
out of it where some people do that
as like a serious thing because they
feel like they need that.
You're speaking of, like if one of the C-boys
were to go trans, who would it be?
Mike.
Dude, you look sick
with boobs. That doesn't mean
you have to get it. But you might
as well if you're gonna.
Oh, it's just a joke. Okay.
I'd say, because Mr. Beast, like
if we were to have asked them before
what's his name's transition,
would they have guessed him?
Well, it sounds like they kind of knew.
I think so, yeah.
He's under some serious fire.
Yeah, I don't accept your guess, but my guess is you then.
Bud you, man.
Yeah, that's hard to say.
I'd probably say Evan just because he's probably like,
most like into chicks.
Maybe he's the horniest, yeah.
Like, he'd just do it for himself.
Like, Ben would make by far the prettiest one, but obviously that's not the whole idea.
Maybe it is.
I don't know.
As an outsider, who do you think?
I don't know.
Probably can.
There's a lot of Ken memes and, like, suspiciousness around Ken.
He is the most mysterious, man.
Not many people know what, uh, anything about the guy.
Exactly.
I don't know if we do.
Hot dog thing.
That's Mike.
Mike is in a dog.
I think Ken might have some kind of hot dog thing, though, too.
I mean, I thought you were talking like, damn, Frankie did his research because Ken is easily like the second hot dog lover in the crew.
I don't even like hot dogs.
So I just don't understand.
Also, we can't do this.
We got to go on podcast.
Yeah, I agree.
We didn't even try that.
No, not that.
We're talking about the hot dogs.
No, the hot dogs.
No, Frankie brought them.
Every podcast.
And then they're like, Micah, you always bring them hot dogs.
And I was like, no, it's you muddha truckers.
Son of a bitch.
What's our next subject?
My bad.
Well, I am interested in your cars.
I don't realize you're such a car guy.
You talked about before the pod that you actually started filming cars back in Michigan
when you started out.
So did somebody take a picture of you?
like taking a picture of the car and is that what like went viral no no no no that when i was
doing car videos was very long ago when i was 17 okay so before i got on the exercise and squats really
heavy but i have a 2021 Audi r6 avant wagon oh it is an avon is there such a thing as an rx6 that isn't
no dude it's like a you're kind of the vaunt of man i'm not uh trying to put prices out there
But that's like a $120,000 wagon, and it's the coolest wagon in the world.
It is sweet.
Last week, two weeks ago, I got a 2013 BMW M3 wide-body Liberty Walk.
Oh, who, congrats.
Yeah, it's badass.
Not wrapped, painted, very, very nice.
It's like a Nardo gray looking color, and thing sounds unbelievable.
It's a naturally aspirated V8 in that thing.
All the new M3 is M-4.
Because that's back when it has a V8.
Yes, all the new M-3s and M-4 sound fucking gay.
So you're a European guy?
I guess so.
If I had 600 or 500 grand, I'd probably buy a 4GT.
Really?
Wow.
That's the Michigander in you.
Probably.
Like the new ones?
No, those are a million.
Oh, those are even a old one.
OG, like 2006.
Did you ever see Steve's?
I did.
Are those cool?
That, uh, I mean, I'd have to send you the one that I would get.
It's like a, like an all black lowered more horsepower than the default supercharger
and much more aggressive looking.
I mean, they sound insane.
That is a pretty cool car.
I like being the only guy that shows up to the car that has that car.
Versus show up with a Hellcat, S-R-T, challenge of charge, or talk about gay.
Dude, you're not from Detroit, but holy shit, Detroit's a shithole.
I just felt like I need to say that being that you're from Michigan.
You're preaching to the choir.
No one is disagreeing with you.
Everyone kind of already knows it that's been there.
How far are you from Detroit?
two hours where'd you grow up or where do you live grand rap is michigan oh okay that's cool town
how big is that 200,000 Detroit's too big and gross and abandoned yeah so what do your parents think
about like this whole internet thing that you got going on now what they think at the beginning and
what do they think now i should say yeah we're never like outwardly and like verbally opposed to it
they were probably definitely concerned and but like keeping it to themselves where they're
thinking to themselves what the fuck is our son doing but then again you gotta remember i had been
doing videos way before the social media thing for me started and wasn't wasting a ton of time
with social media it was in the spare time still studying or still working yeah i still had a real
job and i wasn't spending like ever a point you had to be like trust the process on this one
to your parents you're already grown at that point so no i never had to convince them yeah never had
too. I mean, you guys' parents were probably concerned a little bit at one point.
Probably still are a little bit. Yeah, I'd say they still are, probably more than ever.
My parents were never concerned about our content besides when we swore too much.
They're like, oh, dude, it's sweet you're doing the YouTube videos, but like, don't swear.
That was really hard to show them our videos because there's a lot of that.
I wouldn't watch one of our older videos, and dude, we are all just potty mouthing.
I could see where they would have a concern about it.
We were, right.
A bunch of potty mouths.
Cut it out for nothing.
But to be fair, we probably speak worse now on the podcast than we...
True.
Does your mom listen to the pod?
No, thank goodness.
He doesn't.
Hi, Mom.
You guys haven't been swearing that much.
No, yeah, we try our best.
I'm probably the worst.
I think it's like one of those, like, when your parents grow up religious, like, I think an F-bomb is like, whoa.
Could be worse.
But to a religious mom, is there?
The Holocaust.
That's probably the worst.
What are topics you guys aren't allowed to venture into?
That's that one.
Probably a couple that you've brought.
Talk about those.
You've been by far the most savage guests we've had, and I love it.
No, we typically don't really get, like, too political.
Don't get too, you know, political.
What do you, like, get your news source from?
TikTok.
He laughs.
There's a lot of good stuff on TikTok.
I can't even say names.
Oh, shit.
You got that, like, back alley news?
No, dude, it's...
No, it would have been canceled.
True news.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Do you believe in aliens?
Interdimensionally, yes.
What does that even mean, dude?
We can see in three dimensions, correct?
Yes.
There's, like, technically infinite dimensions.
And so, I forget which one they say it's, if it's, it's like five, six or seven, seventh dimension that the aliens exist.
So you take DMT to unlock that part of your brain that you can see into that dimension
and to communicate with them.
Have you ever done DMT?
No.
So you don't want to do that?
Wouldn't be, well, yeah, I'd probably be opposed.
I don't need to go talk to the aliens.
So you just get like so unbelievably high, like you think that you're seeing aliens?
Like, is that a possibility?
No, because when people are in groups and they do it together, they all see this exact same thing.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's crazy then.
And that's just DMT?
What about, like, ayahuasca?
What's the difference is there?
I mean, is...
I think it's very similar.
Yeah, same chemical, same gateway.
Do you believe in them?
Yeah, I think there's probably no way that in the whole everything that there's not aliens.
Yeah.
I probably believe in outer space aliens.
Yeah, I mean, that was the first time I've ever heard that take.
And it makes still more sense to me than aliens.
Yeah, I mean, imagine if you didn't have a smell and somebody just ripped ass and then that smells,
We're literally right here with us, but we can't.
But you don't smell it?
Oh.
So that's what it is.
They're like here.
Dimension.
Oh, but they can see ours.
You don't know us unlocks it or activates it.
Yeah, we can change topics.
It gets bad.
No, I'm curious.
Yeah, now you kind of got me going.
You guys never heard that theory?
Until right now.
No, I guess I've heard that.
I didn't know the dimensional side.
Yeah.
I just like that more than believing they're coming from a planet far, far away.
30 million light years away.
What about like the humans will never achieve?
UFOs.
Have you?
You ever seen a UFO?
Yeah, but classified.
Have you ever seen a proper quality video of a UFO ever?
No.
I guess they're out there, though.
Oh, yeah, if you guess they are, that's fine.
But you'd think we'd have to have one by now.
Right, but we haven't.
You know, back in the day, you could be, you know.
They're just as quality as the Sasquatch videos.
Yeah, I mean, the second the government and the Pentagon started saying that UFOs are
real is the second that I stopped believing in it, anything that the, like,
And establishment says, I will believe, the opposite of.
Oh, you should meet my buddy Evan.
So you straight up, you don't think that there's aliens in outer space.
I would not be opposed to it.
Like, statistically speaking, I've heard that it is more likely that they are out there than not.
Well, dude, have you ever looked at the sky and be like, oh, wow, we are tiny.
Yeah, I mean, who do you think would kill who?
We kill them, they kill us.
Them kill us.
I agree.
I feel like that's the general sentiment.
I mean, if they venture here, that's the only way we're probably going to have to deal with them.
It's true, unless we go there.
I don't think we're going there anytime soon.
The first billionaire just walked in space, or SpaceX, first commercial spacewalk.
Why was his arm like that?
Apparently, it takes a lot of motion, but his other arm was going crazy, so I don't know.
There's, there's conspiracy there.
He just, like, pops out of the ship, and then his left arm looked like it was legit in a full arm cast.
So it's like just shitty AI, possibly.
I've seen better AI.
His arm was just like this.
Someone said it was a doll.
How do you think these AI things are going to, tools are going to be able to take over the movie industry?
The AI just generates the whole movie.
Just everything.
Like, writes it?
They are just everything.
But someone would input that or?
Yeah, you plug in the script.
And it plan shots or what?
Also ask it to write the script.
My girlfriend Alondar uses AI or like chat GPT.
Like if she's writing like an email, she'll use chat GPT to make it better.
Like daily.
It's not AI that's going to take your job.
It's people who know how to use AI.
that are going to take your job.
We know how to plug in the right things in the AI
to get the right things out,
to get the best things you can possibly get out right now
that are going to take your job.
Dude, it'd be pretty crazy going to space
because you've got to come up with a good quote.
He says, back at home, we have a lot of work to do,
but from here, Earth sure looks like a perfect world.
You've got to think of a good quote if you're going to be in space.
That's it. I like that quote.
What would you say, Ryan?
No idea.
Toss me a beer.
Okay, so look his left, his left arm,
Kind of just sticks
What does he got it maybe like cuff to the post
Dude he's trying to get it off and then he does
And then he looks like his arms
What if he would have floated out there?
That's he doesn't look like he's super strapped in
I got to disconnect my suit so I can go save someone
And then they like come back in the last second of air
I don't believe anything I see dude
I'm a flat mooner now
You think earth is flat?
No
Dude, did you see the new C-Bless video?
They put an electric motor in a quad.
Yeah, right.
Hope the Why Are You Gay Video?
You know that guy?
It's so funny.
Interesting.
I wonder where the original is.
I just kind of want to see this.
35 million views there is.
We bring in the studio this morning, one of the gay rights activists, Mr.
Should I call you Mr.
Pepe Julian Onzima.
Thank you for coming in.
Thank you for.
Good morning.
Why are you gay?
Who says I'm gay?
You are gay. You are a transgender.
What shows that I'm gay?
You are a transgender and you're gay rights activists and unoutspoken lesbian, homosexual.
How can I describe you?
Now, we're looking at the raging debate.
Is this fake because I was reading the bottom?
It's completely real.
The bottom things were like really out there.
Bottom things.
Like go to the first second of it.
This turns out to be fake and Frankie thought this was real.
I promise you.
I have not.
Go to the first minute.
There's an hour and a half long interview.
It's real.
Christina Aguilera and others is jailed for 10 years.
NASA's ebb and flow gravity mapping satellites.
And they're highly successful.
What are you talking about?
At the bottom here, scoring across NASA's highly successful mission to moon by craft.
Into a mountain.
Bro, you thought this is real?
Real, that's edited.
Frankie's whole life is a lie.
Everything.
The one thing he believed.
The one thing he believed.
You guys are crazy.
Some idiot re-uploaded.
This is not the original.
Look at the person got 51 K subscribers and it's an American.
You got 34 million views though.
Yeah, it's a great video.
What's on your for you page?
Dude, I am on a watch list.
Really?
So bad.
Let me see it.
You do know how to see it.
What is it?
What's on there?
Crazy.
Just low quality memes and, like, people with deformities.
Jeez, dude.
A lot of, like, crazy racist stuff.
Jesus.
I'm coming to terms with why Danny had to cut so much your podcast.
I didn't ask for the fucking FYB.
I'm pretty sure that is just curated to your personality.
It is, but also it's, you guys, is AI curated.
You can't, no one decides that.
There's a reason why, racist AI.
Certain people, their whole Discover page is just chicks with big boobs.
It's because they keep clicking on them.
Mike's all hot.
They keep staring at them.
What's on, your guys are just all car stuff, FYN?
I feel like pretty normal shit.
I don't know.
I probably have to, like, look.
You got a lot of Hawk 2 on your, for your pitch?
On my Snapchat, like, I scroll over and they have so much Hawk to a girl.
And guess who it was before that?
The cop chick.
who effed the whole
The whole force?
Wasn't her name Megan?
You've had that on there for the last like years?
I mean,
yeah,
they took a hiatus.
Mike's been just really investigating
and keeps reading more and more.
Fuck you.
No.
Funny,
I don't have any Hock Tua on mine.
Dude,
how crazy is the Hock Tua girl, though?
Like,
she's like all over the place.
She's got her own podcast now.
I think she's just like
three months away from making music.
Like,
I feel like that's like the end of like a viral sensation.
Yeah,
Making music?
The guy at the one of the local...
She's like...
What does Gaga know about cameras?
No, about making music?
Right, you know?
What's that?
What's that even mean?
Bro.
What does Gaga know about cameras?
Connie Westclip, never mind.
What do you think about Haku?
What the fuck does Gaga know about cameras?
Have you ever met her?
I mean, I feel like you could easily run in the same world.
Like, you guys could probably collab on some short video.
Yeah, she did a video with Hulk Hogan like two days after I did a video with him, but we were in different locations,
which is shocking that...
Why was she be doing a video with Hulk Hogan?
cogan right first of all but question is does she deserve her fame
i'm happy for her and good she is making money she
somehow made it out of the crap job at the spring factory she i'm intrigued by that what
the fuck is a spring factory like she's making car springs yeah spring spring really spring
coil over oh coilover probably not actual coilovers but most so just oh yeah it's like i put my
job at the spring factory i'm like i mean i guess there's got to be spring
But, like, I'd like a little more context on the spring factor.
So you like her.
I don't dislike.
I've never heard of her.
I think it's cool.
Like, I'm happy for it, too.
But I guess, I don't know.
I wasn't sure what you think.
No, I'm happy for anybody that can succeed on the internet.
I just don't know how sustainable.
Right.
Her freaking program is that she's developed.
And then, you know what?
We said the same thing.
And I know this might be slightly different.
We said the same thing about bad baby.
Same thing about catching the side girl.
I did.
She already exited, man.
Yeah, I was like, dude, this girl, like, she said,
is one thing, and then
here we are bopping to
Gucci flip-flops.
I told you. Music. Yeah, shewin music. But Bad Baby
made $54 million. Yeah,
you're done. You ever thought about doing it?
No, I'd rather
stick to Feats of Strength.
I feel like...
So you wouldn't take the
bag if they're like, listen, we have
so many women here
that want to pay a premium fee
to get some scandalous photos
up here. All my followers are dudes.
I feel like if you didn't...
It'd be kind of sketchy.
This is kind of like a two-part question for me.
So you'd say no, you're not taking that bag.
Because there's got to be...
How much money do you're talking about?
Millions.
Yeah, but you have to do...
Bro, you for sure could make millions of dollars.
Sell your soul.
Yeah, for sure.
At the end of day, when you're...
It's a good point.
You got the money in the account.
Like, are you actually happy?
Dude, I hate to say it, but if people...
No one wants to see me.
I can't sell out for only, like, fucking two people to buy the thing.
You imagine?
Sell, oh.
I sell out. I'm like, fuck.
No one bought it.
This was supposed to be the exit.
Now I don't have anything.
But fuck you.
I'm leaving.
Go follow my only fans.
Next week.
No one.
No one.
But, uh, so this is, right.
Yeah, you guys must not have stayed till the end.
This is my next question now, Frankie.
Walk around with a hinder like that going all these different places.
Are you picking up chicks?
Dude, no.
Like you got this.
You're clouded up.
You got all this fame and followers.
Dude.
No.
And you got a big hinder.
90% of my followers on every app or male and the videos that I put out are total just bro.
Bro, but that doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
If you're a famous, well-known individual, even like a fucking tenth of the fame that I saw that you have,
it doesn't matter if the girl didn't even know who you were until that moment.
They go, you're famous and they see how famous.
They're like, and then, I mean, they just would see your hinder.
Obviously, sorry to keep resorting back to that.
But the location of where I am is the problem, I guess.
because in Grand Rapids, Michigan, they all know who I am,
but none of the girls are clout chasers like they are in Los Angeles.
Los Angeles girls would be throwing themselves out.
The problem with Korma?
Right.
Yes.
I know cloud chasers here.
Desperate for attention in clout where they'll just be doing anything to get near a person with followers.
Yeah, fuck, I bet you have a couple girlfriends if you were down in L.A.
I'm sure, like, the level of women throwing themselves at anyone in L.A. has to be astronomical.
You can always find, I think, a girl somewhere that's,
into that but like it's just obviously the wrong reason almost all of you were dating correct yeah so like
i already had a girlfriend before we really had any kind of following but i'd imagine even if you were
around here you could still probably find some shallow girls that are trying to date you to get some
cloud or whatever do you feel like they're ever intimidated like by your butt they're like damn i don't know
if i can hang around this guy yeah definitely intimidated at first but then they you know get over it
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when you do these videos with like big celebrities like I know you've done one with
Hulk Hogan you've done one with John Sina like what's that look like how do you coordinate
that like how do you what that's so sick dude yeah I mean like how much time do you spend with
them do you talk with them or is it pretty straight to business like straight to business well
with John Sina at least I got to hang out for a while off camera with Hogan and dude is a
absolute G total bro I bet like same as like same
type of energy is this podcast.
But John Sini, he was, like, strictly business, didn't want to do any small talk,
was hiding in his trailer unless we had to be on camera at that moment.
It was like a pretty big commercial production set that we were on.
And, yeah, I mean, I can't blame him.
He's probably seen so much nonsense in Delos so much BS that he doesn't want the big
butt guy coming up to him and trying to small talk.
There's a wide variety of interactions I've had with celebrities where I, like David Dobrick.
I was never off camera when I was hanging out with him.
But he was, you know, super cool on camera.
But if the camera stopped rolling, I don't know what would have happened.
Yeah.
Just turned into a completely different person.
Who else?
Marshmallow.
I only got to talk to him for like five minutes.
Do you see him without the helmet?
No, but I, actually, I shouldn't say this.
No, there's no way that somebody's going to see this.
One of his photographers got some video files of me at the shoot that we did at Live in Vegas.
And when I got the files from him, I got his whole card.
And his whole card had a bunch.
of photos of marshmallow without his helmet high-res photos and I still have them
geez dude that's just kind of sick yeah and I was not supposed to have those but now say that
you deleted them I deleted them I think I'm selling them on Reddit for the highest price
I'm just kidding what the hell would marshmallow be getting photos of them like yeah true what's he
gonna post those on like why would you ever maybe why would you ever want those photos and behind the
scene stuff I always think about that only does the reveal stuff we shoot that like clearly
isn't going to see the light of day.
I wonder what that's like being marshmallow being as famous as he is,
but when he takes the helmet off,
he goes to the grocery store and somebody could be like listening to his music.
That's his Clark cat.
Look him straight in the eye and be like,
are you going or not?
Like, that's got to be so interesting.
It's got to be refreshing too to rock that.
I do,
I don't quote me on this at all.
I just remember like Justin,
he's super into EDM and he was like,
oh yeah,
he rebranded.
He used to be like dot com.
And again,
just throwing that out there.
I don't even know.
but he was like, that's who he used to be.
I just watched an ARAC video where he tried sneaking into a nightclub as
a marshmallow wearing just the helmet.
Did it work?
Yeah, I think he got in and then he got blacklisted.
Dude, that is a crazy niche to just try to sneak into events.
Well, yeah, and then I watched the next one.
He snuck into another nightclub as an Olympian, like just wearing like a fake gold medal.
They do well.
I mean, I watch them.
For sure.
Yeah.
You know, it's kind of interesting.
I don't know if they got to be real, right?
They're not fake.
Yeah.
I think so.
It's cool.
He's always like,
we bought the ticket
just so we don't get in trouble.
But if you ever seen the guy
who tries to leave the stadium last,
he goes to like big concerts,
big stadium,
stuff like that.
He's banned,
I think,
from all the NFL ones now.
But he like would kind of not hide,
but he would just try to like make himself
inconspicuous enough that he could stay like the latest.
He has a timer.
It's really,
really cool.
How late's he stayed?
I mean,
hours after the game where like he'll be one of the last people
and like a security guard will catch him on the last week.
There's been somewhere he's like, yeah, I'm at Lambo.
I'm here four hours later.
Everybody's gone.
I'm just going to go home.
No overniders?
I don't think he's ever done an overnighter.
Man, it's amazing how many just different niches there are that you could like,
you know, kind of go into, you know, like there's so many options
because you can just reach so many different people that are going to find, you know,
whatever it is that you're doing interesting.
I genuinely didn't even want to bring this up, at least at the long time.
You know how you said?
You're like, yeah, you know, do some mean farts.
That might be funny, but I'm not trying to get into that content.
And I don't even know, I don't even know his name.
I don't know his name, but there's this dude on TikTok, they're fake farts,
but he has a, in his sweatshirt pocket, it sounds very real.
I'm sure I've seen him.
He does weird stuff.
And again, it doesn't really piss anyone off.
He'll run in front of someone and go like, yeah, and fart.
And people, it just makes their day, and they have millions of views.
It makes their day when he fart.
on them? I would expect someone to get up and want to punch them in the face.
Exactly. It's not like a real fart. It doesn't actually smell. Well, maybe ruin some people.
They probably think it's real, though. They zoom in on their faces and people are just like
laughing. Just laughing. And it's just like genuinely looks like there makes their day. Like,
you're not going to believe. This dude rolled up in front of us walking on the stairs and he fell
and then he farted like six times. You've done some farting.
Are they real or do you got a little pooter, you know, making the noise?
Some of them are real.
Yeah, some of them are fake, though.
When I add reverb, they sound very realistic.
Really?
Well, the Karen, that was, like, yelling at you for skateboarding.
Yeah.
But, I mean, we did a hundred takes before I liked one of them.
People bought it.
I thought it was legit.
Yeah, no, people are, like, 50-50.
When you, like, ran by her and then parted?
Dude, Karen Zerd, the best thing that could happen for a video.
I mean, it's very hard to stage a Karen attack.
A Karen attack.
You almost just got a fine one in the wild
If you really want to get it
That's hard to do
Well, we managed to find them
Though
Yeah, every once in the wild
Then yeah
The one at the boat launch
Yeah, I just saw her the other day too
Really?
Yeah, it was awkward
Yeah, I mean like corn rot's pretty small
You know
Yeah, she was eating with her family
I was like
She recognized you?
Yeah, you could tell
I think she was maybe a little embarrassed
And like, I don't know
I felt bad
I thought about like maybe paying
For their meal or something
But then I was like
I'm just gonna just let it
move on.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
We weren't trying to ruin anyone's day.
Like, most people really thought it was funny and, like, they'd go down.
Like, they just scored, like, a fucking goal in soccer, like, high five and everyone and,
and whatever.
And they're, like, cheering and, you know, just made, but she might have just been having
a bad day.
And then you run into us, and we fucking were the cherry on top, you know.
Yeah.
Not speaking on her, uh, she might have been having a bad day, but some Cairns are just
Cairns.
Yeah.
For sure.
They're not having a bad day and they're just Cairns.
They have a bad law.
Dude, I saw a video yesterday on Instagram with this guy that he was at a car wash, going up to people and taking out a thing of gasoline, but he had just had water in it and started dumping it all over him.
Himself?
Yeah, himself.
And then he would like, like, take a lighter out and start lighting the lighter.
Oh, my God.
And, like, the people, like, washing their cars would, like, you know, start, like, spraying him down.
Like, no, no, no, don't do it.
Like, don't do it.
And then he would start, like, chasing after them with the gasoline.
Yeah
And the good way to get shot
Dude, I was like
This is so aggressive
And then he'd be like pouring it on their car
And they'd be like trying to like spray them
Or like throw like the
I was like damn these are like going really far
That's real
That sounds like that sounds like a prank
That would have happened in like 2014
through 2017
Or maybe
Yeah it seemed pretty real
Cause like the guy doing it
Like didn't speak English
Where he was like trying to like talk to him.
I don't know
A lot, especially Facebook set up, you know, it's so easy to see through.
All of my videos, pretty much 99% of them are staged and set up.
Yeah.
People all think that they're real.
Yeah, I don't know if I would go, like, yours isn't really like fake, though.
Like, you can't say that word, which obviously you're not.
Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it in the category of those, of those, like, fake pranks.
Exactly.
Like, yours is just like a skit with a stunt.
And the stunt is as real as it fucking gets.
Yeah.
Like, have you seen the R.C.
cars when they're shot super tight and they look like they're like real monster trucks and they
have like monster truck noises to them and then on the on my FYP yeah maybe a couple
how deep in the TikTok do you have to be to call your FYP how deep do you have to be yeah like how
much of a TikTok or do you have to be like FYP literally on the app at the top it says FYP probably the same
level of being on Snapchat where you say a public story instead of just story when we were in
Disney World walking around he goes you posting that to your public story
We're like, dude, just call it a story.
Now, every time I look at public story, I think of you.
That's my first public story ever that I noticed.
It was like the day after you showed me yours.
Really?
Wow.
Yeah, it was me doing the gritty down Disney World.
Sidewalk.
You can gritty?
Quitty.
All right, let's talk about something raunchy.
You guys got to up the ante.
What are you trying to talk about?
Yeah, I'm intrigued.
World War III.
What if there was a mandatory draft?
What are you doing?
Well, what do you think the age is?
Sting far away from Ken with a gun.
It's 27 right now, but they would up it.
You think so?
Guaranteed.
Wait, 27 is the drafting age?
The max age.
Oh, so I'd be...
Yeah, I'd be feeling really bad for a couple homies in the room.
They would up it to 30-something.
They say you're not in your prime, like, physical shape until like 30s, but...
You'd tell the draft board that.
No, obviously...
That's so inaccurate.
Yeah, I think that's for, like, standard, like, normal people.
Because normally they just quit fucking doing shit.
but if you're like an actual like athlete,
like once you start reaching like upper 20s,
like 30, you're kind of in your prime is what they consider you.
Didn't Elvis go to jail for dodging the draft or something like that?
And Mohammed Ali.
Probably.
Would you go to jail for dodging the draft or would you go?
I would go to jail for dodging the draft or not go to jail
because I would still be dodging the draft, but I get away.
They say that the last necessary war was World War II
and I agree with it because any war beyond then was just complete corrupt.
for like political gain or rearrangement of money like Vietnam completely unnecessary
Iraq Afghanistan completely unnecessary the wars that are currently happening right now
complete money laundering operations anything that's going to be here in the future is
going to be a complete unnecessary war so like why would we all go die for these
hideously corrupt politicians that are drafting us into a war that doesn't need to happen
do you think about this every day dude we are doomed like our generation like if it keeps going
the way it's going right now our kids are not going to inherit anything how long until you think
like the next world war three literally right around the corner really within the year or two
really if it does happen yeah i really hope we don't come back to this clip and be like frankie was right
well i mean there's not going to be much to come back to if it is a nuclear war are you a pessimist
about everything just when it comes to trust yeah like what i'm being told from never trust anything you're
hearing from mainstream news your parents tell you this or you figure this out on your own conclusions
like do you have have you been ripped off many times yeah where were you hurt first yeah well i mean
just the constant bombardment of lies from mainstream media from that one in history history books
in general just so many lies it's like how do you trust anything they're saying now i guess i don't
but i also don't like care enough to like think about it yeah yeah and if the kids aren't
going to inherit anything? What are we going to do with Mike
Subaru? That's the whole reason he built it, dude.
He can't fucking sell that thing. The whole plan is
to hand it down multiple generations.
I said it so many times too. I was like, oh, I'm never
selling that thing. It's going to my kids.
Yeah, Mike. It's about the only thing.
And think about that, did you? Well, then I worry about
What are they going to do driving their bunker? Well, I mean, you look at
like the movie I robot and then when Will Smith
breaks out the crotch rocket and she's like, is this
gasoline? And I was like, F that. I never want to
be a part of that like the whole like if everything is electric you go no it's he 85 runs on corn
so are you like a doomsday prepper no so what are you what are you doing if it happens like if it goes
down just dying and just accepting it so you think about it every single day but you're not
preparing for it in any way every so it's just like it's just making your life worse in the time being
I just want to make sure that I am not forgetting and I am well aware of it throughout, you know, each week, month that as it escalates, I'm not an uneducated idiot when it comes to how bad things are.
I'm not trying to be like negative or anything, but shit's getting crazy.
You seriously got to meet my buddy Evan.
I think he maybe does know that if things don't have to be that way.
Yeah, they don't have to be that way, but they are because of the idiots that are in control of everything, you know.
Dude, you should get into politics.
That's a problem.
It takes a certain type of person to get in politics.
A behind, you can get behind.
Fuck.
Oh.
What about freaking,
you're running from mayor?
Well, Ken did,
but then they end up.
But the establishment.
Yeah,
they wanted a dog to win
so they didn't count his votes.
Bullshit.
Yeah,
it is kind of bullshit because it's been a bunch of money like,
I mean,
it was all for the video.
Even at the local level.
Dude, that's what we said.
That's literally what we said.
It trickles down.
It doesn't matter what level.
Like politics, you're all crooks.
Yeah.
You guys ever.
have kids that show up to the shop here
that are invited? Yes, all the time.
Every week. Every week. Yeah, every
week. Safe week. What's the craziest thing that's happened
when they? Dude, oh my
God, I kind of got a funny story. Go for it.
Do you remember that one kid who
years ago would just like
pull up with his van? I saw
him. We did. At Freddy's.
I saw him Freddy's.
Ben and I saw him driving and we're like,
was that? It's been like four
years. We didn't have to say who it was.
I go, was that? Was that?
And seriously, it goes, dude, the van.
And I go, oh, my God, I think it was.
I don't know.
He was a nice kid, but, like, I don't really know what he was doing.
He had his license.
He would come, okay, so we have, like, a,
or we used to have a GoPro right above the door,
and then a TV on the inside so we could see what the GoPro saw
because we didn't have windows on the front of the shop.
This kid would legit come, knock on the door,
and then stare at the GoPro.
And we'd be sitting on the other end looking at, like,
like, can he see us right now?
I think he could see us.
And then, we, oh, my God.
Yeah, but he was a really nice kid, but, like, there was just something up with him.
He's for sure watching this.
He had a dirt bike.
There was a lot of, there was a lot of kids that have done this, though.
Like, I mean, I'm talking, it doesn't happen as much anymore because we've been so vocal about not coming here.
But it used to happen a lot more.
I think when we were smaller, I think they felt like, oh, like, I can just go pull up and, like, hang with them.
But, like, I'm not kidding.
There's been times where we had, like, the lights off.
And we were trying to act like we weren't here and shit.
Like, we, because they, yeah.
I started walking, looking through the windows on the side.
I'm like, bro.
Damn.
I mean, that was a different time.
Nowadays, I'd be like, yo, you got to be doing that.
Yeah, they're real good cameras, too.
Yeah.
I guess it is, it won't get specific, but it's just entertaining to see, like, how
delusional some people.
Well, this kid pulled up one time anyways.
Here's, like, my most memorable story about him.
He, like, pulled up.
The car was, like, kind of on its last leg.
Like, and he was like, I just got it.
Like, it's his new car.
He was all pumped about it at all his plans.
And he's like, you want me to do.
some burnouts here and I'm just like ah no like I want you to save the tires like I was worried that
it was gonna like break you know and I'm like how the fucks this kid gonna get home if he breaks it
trying to do a donut here he lived like a like a hour away and he would like drive here and then
I'm like don't don't don't you know then kind of send him on his way I'm like all right well
we got to do this stuff so it's nice seeing you like see you like see you later fucking
drives down the road like couple minutes and then comes back and he's like hey uh do you
guys have any gas and i'm like uh i don't think so he's like oh because uh i'm on e and i don't
have any money so i'm like i think we ended up like filling up yeah mike probably went and
fill them up gas and i was like what are you doing i think then then you maybe just said like
hey man like i don't think you can come back anymore like it was like he'd come back every day
he'd come like every single day for like i mean all enough to drive the best also part about
gosh for sure watching getting too specific but showing him
this is the first tour and the computer was downstairs and you were editing the video
and you would just finish chopping up a good portion and we're like yeah yeah so this is the
main part you know the pine bay whatever we hang out here you want to you want to watch the new
video segment we're just about to watch it this isn't even out yet and we're this was the same
kid yeah i don't remember this okay and we're watching it and you're playing it and we're all like
very enthralled because that's what we do is you know bann or cj finishes the the edit of their
segment and we're like yes this is great dude and then he's just like so you like to fish like
completely unintertained by the video and i was like does he does he even know we make videos
what like it was so random like he kept interrupting like because when we watched the new video
segment we're very in tune watching making sure oh yeah leave that in cut that whatever and he was
just like so there's been way funny things that happened we've considered getting a gate but now it's
like a lot better people don't really come anymore i'm shocked i mean what else what else what's you just said
there's way funnier things that happened what else god we'd have to go down the rabbit hole but there was a similar
time when we were watching a ufc fight and this guy pulled up and he like kind of helped himself in
and we were like watching the fight and it was like super in it or maybe no we were watching a fucking
show a movie and mike was sitting in the back just like mine's own business and the guy like kind of like
just sat like sat on the floor with him right i was editing yeah yeah yeah we're sitting
Now you've never seen before.
We were in the couch, kind of.
And we were in the couch watching.
He was got on the back.
And he just, like, pulls up and just starts, like, talking the whole time.
And then finally he goes, this is the most memorable thing he said, though.
This was like in 2020.
And we had, like, the newest GoPro.
You know, we don't, it was probably like a GoPro 11 or whatever.
And he just looks at it.
He was, this is a GoPro 3?
It was in the front.
I was like, what the fuck?
It was just the funniest question.
Like, what?
Oh, no.
It's 11.
And I'm just like, what planet is my guy on?
That was funny.
That one is one of those inside jokes, but like, oh, my God.
Yeah, anyways, that's hilarious, too.
Do you have random people?
Like, I have nowhere for them to show up.
There you go.
They don't follow you.
You ever have bad interactions?
I've never had a negative interaction.
Anyone, like, slap your ass?
Yeah, they don't want to?
Like girls?
Yeah, I mean.
I guess, more importantly, it's a guy you don't want to slap your ass.
Not as often as you'd think.
There was this one, she was just, like, grabbing my pee-pee and bug.
Whoa, really?
Like, saying, I'll take you out back right now.
And I was like, she was trying to reverse right now.
This would be headlines.
Right.
No, 100%.
But did you feel violated or were you kind of just like, whatever?
I was like, I mean, I am very hard to offend or make upset.
So I didn't care, but somebody else probably would have.
I was just giggling about it.
Yeah.
When you said, I was very hard, I thought you were going something like that.
I mean, I was rock hard.
So, like, I couldn't sit there and act like I didn't like it.
Dude, not cute.
You would not want to bring her anywhere.
The reason that brings Frankie out here is that we are filming with some racing lawnmowers tomorrow.
The dream is coming true.
We've been trying to get into racing lawnmowers since probably 2019.
And we've bought a few of them off Facebook markets.
place and they've just failed us every single time they were just pieces of shit they wouldn't work
or they would work for a short stint and they were pretty quick and then blew up like we weren't
even able to make enough for like a video with it so anyways we took the motor out of the 450 uh
the wives z 450 that we had swapped with the electric stark motor and we put that into our
lawnmower can be a trusty old john deer lawnmore gonna be fucking insane yeah it works he just drove it
He just finished up on it.
It's ready to rip just in time for tomorrow.
But, like, it's going to be fucking gnarly, dude.
Yeah, you got to be careful.
That thing looks like pretty easy, you know.
Yeah.
No, 100%.
It's lower down.
It's got to be one of the most flippable vehicles that we own.
Short, wheel base, a lot of power.
The cool thing is, Frankie has some experience driving, racing lawnmowers.
No, not really.
I mean, I was in a go-card.
I don't know.
I figured you took it for a rip.
No, no, that is their price possession.
I was just kind of choreographing the video.
Really?
You got to rip the go car?
It wasn't even a shifter car.
It was just a clapped, like 100 cc, no gears.
Not even a proper gear.
But anyways, we got a bunch of kids coming out, like young kids that are like
TikTok like racing lawnmower.
Yeah, but enthusiastic about racing lawnmower.
Oh, yeah.
They're going to fire us.
Something we've never really been able to get into.
And, you know, maybe we'll be able to move into that space a little bit after tomorrow.
is say, you know, yeah, we're into race in lawnmowers, you know.
I don't know.
We're trying to get, we're trying to get 10 shifter cards, lawmowers.
Oh, they're bringing 10.
So we're going to have like 15.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude, we better make some more friends.
We've got to call the homies.
Yeah, it's going to be sick out on our drift track and then probably just like
mobbing around Cormor.
Yeah, and like the GoPro three guy.
I want to meet him.
Yeah, dude, we could probably hit him up.
Anyways, Frankie, thank you for coming on.
Good, boys.
Thanks for having you.
We appreciate it.
Appreciate you, bro.
I can top it.
Thanks for your conspiracies.
Yeah, dude.
I don't think half of the podcast is going to be able to go live.
Dude.
Hey,
if any of those things ever happen,
then we'll post them.
He said it'll be too late.
It'll be too late.
World War III one will be too late,
but all the other ones,
maybe.
Real quick.
All right,
if we do go to World War III,
hey.
The guy who burned our merch.
Hey,
it's the guy that burned our merch.
He's the one who burned the merch.
Now, Jake, you're going to come over here and say, it's like, hey, you're the one that left us.
Jake, why don't you sit down, actually?
We do have a question for you.
You're right here.
Are you the guy with that?
How we doing?
I've never heard that one.
Juice cannon, the turd cutter.
Did you hire Morgan Freeman to narrate the video of you burning our merch?
Yeah, I'm just going to go with, yeah, it's way cooler of his story.
Definitely wasn't a guy that pretended like he was.
It was the real one?
Yeah, it was the real one for sure.
Sure. Okay. That makes me feel a little bit better about the situation. At least it was cool. At least it was cool. How much money?
We were kind of friends at the time. So we just hooked it up.
Bam. Yeah. Morgan Freeman and his dad were hooking up.
What the fuck? I guess. They're going to write a movie about it soon, too.
Morgan Freeman lives in, like in what country?
Well, he's actually got a house on Big Sea. Like right here, no one knows that.
It's his vacation home. Yeah.
Frank, he's not believing that for a second.
man's a skeptical man unless it comes to that one video from yeah i mean why would you believe in
anything until you have like undeniable proof is mine were you a good student frankie
like were you a super good student in school yeah aes and b's it seems like you're like you know
you just know so much about a lot conspiracies you know interdimensional beings like how you
would reach them like things like that like when do you have time between your crazy schedule
to learn about traveling playing rides
So you just sit there and learn, research, and learn.
I'm not going to say who.
They've all been canceled, the people I listen to.
But if you are canceling people, that is who you want to listen to.
They're silencing them for a reason.
Or they're misleading people.
But I'm not disagreeing with you, but there's two sides to it.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Define ghosts.
Spooky things that crawl around your house.
I just bought a new house.
It's old and like the fans move and it cast shadows.
and there's a slight concern in a dark corner that there could be ghosts there.
I believe in souls that linger that didn't, like, go to rest.
That doesn't make me feel any better.
Like, you thought so much about this.
Like, I wouldn't be able to just give an answer like that.
Yeah, you're like, yeah, ghosts.
You know?
I'd be like, yeah, I believe in ghosts.
You're like, I believe in souls that, you know.
You just got a lot of unnecessary knowledge.
Yeah, you just thought a lot about it.
Yeah, you just thought a lot about it.
I like it.
I like it.
I was going to ask that.
It's not a crazy unusual question.
Yeah. But I think you give a good answer.
So what about the souls that haven't gone to rest yet?
Ah, that's a whole rabbit hole.
I mean, I don't know all the specifics behind it from like what I understand, though,
is when somebody dies in a brutal way, like a murder.
I've heard about this, yeah.
Or a, like a traumatic way that the soul is tied to that room or furniture or even like an
object. The whole Annabelle series movie is like apparently super accurate. They have all the
cursed items. And that's, that's what they say. Because it's all based on real stuff. Yeah.
They, uh, I mean, there's like shockingly realistic evidence, believable evidence that explains
all the, the cursed items and why. Last question. If your soul could be trapped in an item on earth
for the rest of life, what would it be? Probably just fucking outfit, dude. The outfit I wear every
single video the same outfit there we go it was a lot of fun hanging out can't wait to film
some videos you guys have some stuff to look forward to and uh go follow frankie on all his
platforms man yeah thanks for having me boys good to me too cheers boys thank you brother yeah all right
peace just don't give jake any your merch yeah