Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Frankie LaPenna Has The Most Viral Butt on The Internet

Episode Date: September 24, 2024

Frankie LaPenna is a viral megastar with billions of views across all his platforms. Made famous by his out of the box thinking and truly being "Built Different", he and his butt have collabed with ce...lebrities such as Hulk Hogan, Marshmello, Redbull F1, David Dobrik. He's been punched by MMA superstars, and launched a Trike off a megaramp for Nitro Circus, hes built different and thinks different too. He's got conspiracy theorys, World War 3 predictions and more. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Find a doctor at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 If people were stopping to take pictures, like, you're so recognizable. I need extremes to feel something. If one of the C-boys were to go trans, who would it be? What's on your page? Dude, I am on a watch list. Really? Long until you think, like, the next World War III. Literally right around the corner.
Starting point is 00:00:23 All right, we got Frankie Lepena on the pod today, known for his ginormous hinder. dubbed the male Kim Kardashian. Welcome, Frankie. Thanks for having me, boys. Much of car guys here. Pump to have it, yeah. I'm actually a car guy, first and foremost. You go back on my Instagram like three years, four years. It's literally just straight car content. I took a little deep dive in your Instagram, but I did notice that. You were like a car photographer before you started showing off your butt. I had this Infinity G37 that was slammed on the air-eyed and big three-piece wheels. It was an atrocity looking back now at it, but I was definitely in the car scene going all the little car show.
Starting point is 00:01:00 shows around town and doing, you know, mods like the air intake and exhausts. Whatever I could afford. Don't get CJ going on those, dude. Don't get him going on those. Yeah, dude, you should talk about your Subaru. I think it's sick. Yeah, dude, finally got my Subaru back.
Starting point is 00:01:15 After, did the math, 10 and a half months. That's how long it's been gone? Yeah. Oh, wow. Frank was here for the reveal, but, I mean, that's what I was most excited to learn about you. It was that you're like, you're into cars and motorsports
Starting point is 00:01:27 and something a lot of people wouldn't know. But, yeah, Subaru is back and you guys will see it in the upcoming video or put it in this pod. Who cares? Can't confirm. It's sick. It's sick. Somehow, if you live under a rock or don't have access to the internet, Frankie Lepena is the man with the world's most famous behind. I thought, you know, before you came on, I was like, all right, what are some famous butts?
Starting point is 00:01:47 Obviously, Kim Kardashian, you know, Jay Lowe. If you're like in a fitness, Jen Seltzer, Beyonce, the Charming Ultra Bear. And Frankie Frickin Lapena. Dude's got over 20 million followers across all of his platforms. 20 million followers, dude, that is insane. As CJ said, by far, our most famous friend. 5.3 billion views on YouTube last year. What?
Starting point is 00:02:10 That's fucking insane. Shorts are different than long form, but yes. Still insane. Our channel has 1.4 billion. And we've been at it for eight years. Yeah, so just put that in context. It's completely different. I'm making 10 second videos.
Starting point is 00:02:26 You're making 10 to 30. 30 minutes. But it's still crazy, though. Absolutely. Still absolutely crazy. And that's just YouTube. Not including Instagram, not including Facebook, TikTok. Yeah, I often wonder what the difference would be if I had started and I was built
Starting point is 00:02:40 like a regular guy and had done everything that I've done up until this point and posted out in line how many less followers I would have than I do now with having started with the big butt and having the big butt the whole time. I think it would be a lot less, probably. But a lot of the shit that I do is still, in my opinion, still like, impressive and dangerous and crazy. Even if I didn't have the big ball. Big blood is just like big bonus into the video.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yeah, I think what you do is what you do is you just make viral videos and the second that the viewer sees the hinder, they're, they're even more hooked. But how good of ideas your videos are, they're going to go viral no matter what. Yeah, just being built different. It's built weird helps. Can you, I don't know, is this too much to ask? Can you, like, stand, stand up for the people watching on YouTube right now that haven't seen. Like, yeah, just to keep them on the video from, like, you know, going over.
Starting point is 00:03:35 All right, we'll let the comments actually decide if it is real or fake. You can, like, rest it on the table if you need. I don't know if I'm tall enough to. I don't leave any sweat on the table, though. I guess you're a guess. You can sweat wherever you want, brother. My God, dude. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Look at that thing. Look at the recoil on it. Oh, my gosh. I just cracked my back Oh shit You hear that? Yeah With the headphones on it was like a crack
Starting point is 00:04:02 So that's what we're working with here What is that? Just God given or Like have you been working at that Like with the squats and everything Diet Sleep Recovery I mean mainly genetics
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yeah I mean you go to Brazil You'll see some people walking around like this Do you have a little bit of that I thought you said I am a bit Brazilian yeah But you were born and raised in Michigan Of all places So you're kind of a Midwest kid, just like us.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah, no, we're from pretty much the same state. I mean, we have the same exact winters. It's kind of piss you off when you see, like, women going in and getting, like, implants. No. It doesn't. I don't know, because, like, some people have to, like, you know. Piss me off. I mean, if they were stealing my thunder online and, I mean, the thing is I'm in such, like, a weird niche.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Like, there's enough. There's enough to go around. Yeah, keep in mind, Ryan's list didn't include any other males, so. That's true. Someone truly has to be built different to do the stuff you do. We kind of got into it, but like you're darn near a stunt man. We don't like when people go like, oh, you're so crazy. You just are trying to hurt yourself every week because we're not.
Starting point is 00:05:06 But the things that I have watched you do, time after time, week after week on Instagram, TikTok, whatever, is insane, dude. You got literally uppercutted by a professional MMA fighter. And that is probably the base level of what you're getting into. Yeah, that's the one that goes on. Like a part power? Did you play into it? Any of the fight videos that you have seen of me getting hit is the heavy weights are told, or I tell them to go like 15 to like 40% effort.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Holy fuck. It should probably be like me trying as hard as I could. Yeah. Is a lot. I mean, I look at it as if in an average given any given fight you have somebody getting hit like 50 to 100 and something times. Like I could not be a little bitch and take one hit.
Starting point is 00:05:54 how many it takes did it take three oh my gosh I thought that was a one and doneer yeah I mean if you look at the video like frame by frame you can see that my chin's already split and bleeding before he Jesus hit me and you just took it you didn't even like move with it or anything
Starting point is 00:06:09 no I kind of just closed my eyes and what's the idea process look like when you're coming up with with most of your videos like you just sit down and and just throw a bunch of ideas at the board and pitch it to a team or what This is probably the same thing you guys do for your idea process.
Starting point is 00:06:28 It's like constantly every day, all day. It's in the back of your mind. You're thinking you're like taking a shower. Yeah. Taking a shit. You're eating and driving. It's just your constantly thing. Like, what's the next?
Starting point is 00:06:37 Big idea. That's the only way you can keep it going, you know, with any channel, any account. And sometimes we'll get inspiration from videos that I see online too. Very rarely do Clayton James and I sit down and then actually like try to think of ideas. That's almost the worst time to think of an idea is like trying to force it. A lot of times will come to me right. before I go from being conscious to a sleep. Right as you're like.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Dude, almost asleep. Yes. And then asleep. Same. Same. Dude, now fire 14 check.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Yeah. Yeah. That is cool that you said it is similar. I'm sure it is similar to ours. And another thing that is similar is that like one post you're riding a rocket powered skateboard. The next post you're getting punched in the face. And I love the catching the viewer off guard.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I never know what your next move is going to be. You're not boxed into, like, a certain category or a sport or really, anything like that. Yes, that is tough to do because they kind of want to come back for something that's similar in genre. People follow you guys for automotive content. So if you were to be run around with a huge ass, it'll be like, yeah, but a lot of the stuff you're doing takes a lot of skill. 100%. Dude, the gig a ramp at night, nitro circus? Yeah, like that's fucking and nuts.
Starting point is 00:07:46 Do you ever feel like the hinder almost overshines it? No. I don't think so. I think it adds to it. You definitely makes it. funnier. A lot of people will not know who I am in the FYP when they're seeing
Starting point is 00:07:59 the videos come through. And then they'll think it's a normal video of like just a normally built guy and then they'll They see you and they're like, wait, what? That's what they almost remember. The video of you running down the hill holding the coffees at that festival. That's one of my...
Starting point is 00:08:13 The coax. And then you faceplant and you slide down and then you just get like a little glimpse of the hinder as you're sliding. Hinder aside, it's a hilarious so many cringe inappropriate annoying people i'd slap in the face if i met in person type of pranksters that do stuff online i try to never be that guy where i'm bothering somebody they're always harmless to anyone that's around you know which is something to be sad with that's so true i never look at anything you do and go like ooh that was like you know the feeling
Starting point is 00:08:45 you get when you watch someone be a little like embarrassing flinging yourself down a hill could be portrayed as that but like you just do it in a way that just make sense to people and it's just funny to watch. Yeah, I hope that people don't watch the videos and come to the conclusion and I'm like desperate for attention. A lot of the videos will be, it's me trying to overcome being scared of whatever it is, XYZ. And it's like, am I strong enough to do it? Am I skilled enough to do it? Or am I too much of a bitch to do it? And it's like such a great feeling when I can like take the hit from the freaking UFC fighter or fall down that hill and not break all my bones and be like come out on the other side and be like
Starting point is 00:09:28 fuck yeah sweet i did it i succeeded and i was strong enough brave enough or even dumb enough to you know do it so you're chasing that that thrill too like not only are you chasing like the viral video but you're chasing just like the adrenaline yeah i've gotten really numb to just regular daily tasks not getting tackled yeah i need uh extremes to feel something what's what's like the most pain you've ever felt I think my worst injury was the nitrous circus gigantic ramp I had a giant
Starting point is 00:10:03 I can send you the file well I don't even know if I posted it online like hematoma yeah you posted on your Snapchat I think I responded to your Snapchat was like this is the gnarliest thing you've ever done 100% you had a baseball on your leg it was so big dude so what what went wrong there just I mean I saw you nose dive but like if fuckers literally just came me try and they're like good luck they're just like just hit the ramp and don't don't put your feet down
Starting point is 00:10:27 only told me do not go off the side of the ramp and keep the tire straight because you have no guard rails don't turn right going down the one guy julele plug that video it's horrific he goes off the side and just yeah just roys his face and they said just keep it straight I was like where you're fine where's my center of gravity like give me a reference on where to lean because the lip is so gnarly it's literally straight and you don't want to go like this and land on your back or your head. Exactly. So I kind of like dove a little forward, just a tiny bit on the lip, thinking that would be enough. And it was way too much.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah. Had you ever hitting a ramp? Like an FMX ramp like that. I skateboarded for a long, long time and I've done a lot of dirt bike jumps, but never a trike. Who jumps a trike? Yeah, on a gig ramp. So that's saying a lot because Ty Roberts, they have another show in Fargo coming up. And they're like, you guys got to come be in it. And I was like, I'm good. I don't know if I can do that. Yeah, you guys go.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yeah. And then do like, there's no little jumps. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, it's all nerly. Don't be fucking bussies. Dude, that's gnarly, bro. Yeah, you guys got too much on the line.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Yeah, but I mean, same for you. I didn't realize how, like, talented you were across so many different things. Like, I've seen you ride bikes, the trike thing. Obviously, that's a little trial by fire. But the skateboarding over Steve's, was it, Pagani? Wira. Yeah, you jumped over it on a skateboard in a garage. I mean, I'm, I think in a similar category to you guys, like Midwesterner type of dude growing up
Starting point is 00:11:58 where I didn't do any traditional sports. It was all action sports. Yeah. How I was only doing, you know, dirt bike skateboard. Any board sports or anything with a vehicle or a motor vehicle, I was doing that. So I got good at that growing up and, like, still have it. Yeah. But I do not have the right build for a skateboarder.
Starting point is 00:12:14 So what kind of brought you into, like, the filming then? Was that part of skateboarding? Because, I mean, a lot of skaters are filmers. Yeah, I guess it probably was seeing dudes at the skate park. Skateboarders, for whatever reason, are always doing. Always filming. Filming in that it's, yeah. And that was like my first exposure to somebody that had a camera.
Starting point is 00:12:33 And I thought it was sweet. That's probably where it started. But the social media thing with TikTok Instagram YouTube was just for fun in my spare time. It's actually a bet. In the beginning, my buddy Jaden was showing me these TikTok videos in 2020. He was like, look at these. These are so funny. I was like, this is most degenerate nonsense.
Starting point is 00:12:51 fucking brain rot stupid thing I've ever seen I could do something way better than that he was like I bet you couldn't and then I think it was like three posts in one of them went viral and then I was like I just kind of kept going with it
Starting point is 00:13:05 yeah and here we are I guess what was it it was one of those green screen virtual call that's a video genius yeah that's the first thing that I'd see you do hitting the car it was in a car oh in a car from a car
Starting point is 00:13:18 and there was like a that is interesting to think of When you did the dirt bike jump with a green screen, I was like, do that too. Green screen guy just dropped another video. Zoom called Green Screen Guy. But yeah, it's changing the first one I saw was when you were going down the hill on the bike with the green screen and you ran into the back of the car. That was a hard hit, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:37 That was my car. That was your car? Yeah. You were just like sacrifice it for a bit. Yeah. It got like a tiny down. Yeah, I mean, Chevy Blazer. Fuck that thing.
Starting point is 00:13:47 So what was funny is I had seen like your videos before, but probably. attributed more to this like oh green screen guy you know whatever but the one that really made me follow you was your personal hype reel that you made for yourself that you posted and it was like this whole thing that it was almost like someone had done it about you but you had made it and it was like how you had just meteorically risen that's how you say that were to like this new level of fame and i was like damn this is a crazy video and then i was like who posted this and then i saw it was you and And I was like, that's fucking funny. And then I followed you.
Starting point is 00:14:21 All the top comments were like, bro made a video about himself. That's how I look at it. You guys would probably have these fuckers reach out to you, too. The advertising, like, PR agencies. Yep. We're like, we just want five grand a month. And we'll get you PR and magazines and news articles and whatnot. I had some people reach out to me.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I almost didn't. I was like, you know what fuck this. I'm just make my own PR. Yeah, you can do it yourself better. Made the videos and edits of what they would have people writing articles on and just posted it myself and fucking I don't care people talk shit yeah video did great
Starting point is 00:14:54 I saw it and I thought somebody made it I didn't even I didn't even know that you made that about yourself I have all the files I was literally thinking that when I was watching I go man this guy get all this footage yeah you got all the fucking high-res original 4Ks no I was
Starting point is 00:15:10 not my voice it was my buddy Kevin's voice too so people thought I did the voice over too I was talking in like first person it was not made out of it a little bit weird That would have been before the AI voiceovers, too, even. You had to find a guy to do the voiceover. Yeah. One time one of our buddies did a voiceover, but he hired a fake Dr. Morgan Freeman.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Morgan Freeman. And then he burned our merch. What? Yeah, dude. Burned your like literally. Yeah. He got a voiceover and then burned your merch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:43 In the video, yeah. Morgan Freeman voiceover. It would hit harder because he got Morgan Freeman. And then the worst part is he told everyone it was Morgan Freeman. No, no, no, it was a guy. I know. It wasn't AI. It was a guy.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Just a dude who sounds like Morgan. Somebody had five or something. He left and then now we're friends again. Yeah. No, it's mostly, it's just funny. Interesting. Yeah. Say it, Mike.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Say it, Mike. You normally, you handle this world. How much merch did he burn? All of them. A couple shirts, couple. For fun? He clearly wanted to make a statement. He had beef.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Oh, he did it to, like, get back at you. Yeah. It was out of spite. Yeah, because he left. We're just never going to let him live that now. Yeah, he'll probably actually be pulling up, I bet, before this podcast is over. Yeah, he'll call him out. This dude with the huge hinder came on and started pressing me.
Starting point is 00:16:30 It would be another instance where he would be like, what do I do? What's going on with your ass, man? So, were you in film school then when you started making the TikToks and all that? Or were you out? Or what was the scoop on that? Yeah, so I did the four years at GVSU and, Like two months prior to graduating started posting on TikTok, December 2020. That was my first post.
Starting point is 00:16:54 That was, yeah, that was right around the time that I made the bet with Jaden. Mm-hmm. And just started going from there. It wasn't until like a year and a half in that there was millions of followers and, like, pretty real serious traction. I had nothing to lose. I lost a couple hours of spare time if it didn't pan out. So if anybody watching this is like contemplating, you know, do I want to try to go the social media route?
Starting point is 00:17:14 Just fucking make new posts. In your spare time. Yeah, it's not like you have to like quit everything you're doing and then commit to it. To make the transition from quitting a real job, that is, that's different. For sure. But you got to try to, I mean, if you're like really passionate about something, then you should be, you know, doubling up on your work that you hate and what you really want to do until you quit that work to you hate and take over the thing you love. Do you have a posting schedule? Do you try and like post consistently?
Starting point is 00:17:42 No, I, uh, it's just too chaotic to structure. like any of this. A time frame on a post. I post between four and six. Not a thing. Definitely a conspiracy if you guys want to get into that. Really? Well,
Starting point is 00:17:55 yeah. How's it real doing that Mike posted at one in the morning? Not bad. Go check it out. Not bad. It caught back up. So it doesn't matter when you post. You don't think your video is either good or it is shit.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I stand with that. 100% because that first 24 hours is something, but in short form content, it's got to mean even less. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe I'd take that back. I would, for a long form,
Starting point is 00:18:15 For long format video, which I do not do, you guys would never post something at 3 a.m. It does matter. You're right. It does matter. We've gotten damn close the last couple of weeks. It does matter. It definitely does matter. I think it's more so just off of like the start, though.
Starting point is 00:18:29 And then it goes into what you're saying. If it's a really good video, it'll eventually just snowball. Yeah, people probably have no fucking idea what we're talking about because they're not even remotely close to this world. So the first time that we met Frankie, we were together on a trip to Disney world. and it was quite a collective of people together. It was us, Frankie, Steve Hamilton, the owner of Custom Offsets, and then the CEO of Bugatti. Crazy statement.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Very, very interesting group of people. We still laugh about it. I wasn't there. It was so fun, though. And Frankie and then who Ben just listed. But I love how it's still like not a lot of people. It's just like, you're three. Yeah, it was an intimate crew.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Yeah, it was an intimate crew. To like never have met each other or anything. And then we just ride every single ride at Disney World. That's what I've always gotten a kick out of from all your guys' stories. Yeah, it's just like... Dude, Matt or Rimmack, what's... Mateo or Matei said that that was his first vacation in like two years. Yeah, he brought his chick with, and his chick was like,
Starting point is 00:19:29 I want to be on a beach in France, not at Disney World. He said the last vacation he took before that was on a yacht. Dude, I was just doing my best not to really, like, talk, because I was like, I don't want to waste his time with some stupid ass shit. But then we started him. But then we started talking, then he really was just, one of the boys. He was chilling, dude. He was, yeah. But during that trip, man, did I realize how famous you are, Frankie? Bro, we couldn't walk fucking any. Well, I shouldn't say we. You couldn't walk
Starting point is 00:19:57 anywhere because people were stopping to take pictures. Like, you're so recognizable. Yeah. You know, like no one was expecting to see them there. It's just, yeah, like I said earlier, the outfit in the build and like the one of one butt that you can't. And also, you're always wearing that fit online. Yeah. So like you're just, yeah. It was. Exactly. So, like, when you try to discount the, what was it, four billion views or something like that he did last year? Five, I think. Five. People remember. And it's definitely doing something. But yeah, dude, that was insane. Brand recognition. I'd look at it as if, you know, Superman is wearing the same outfit every movie. I'd look at it. This is like my Superman outfit. Yeah, dude. I put this on. I could do any jump.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Any strength. A boy can't go undercover with that ass. Yeah. If you're trying to roll low key, like you got to wear like a couple pairs. of sweatpants. Just baggy. Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah. A poncho? Triple X.
Starting point is 00:20:48 I don't want it. Parachute pants. Like, if I ever wanted to exit, like an exit strategy would be a BBL removal of reduction surgery. There you go. You know, and then document it and be like, here I am on the operating table. Yeah. And this fucking...
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Starting point is 00:21:52 that stevo backed out of getting the boob job oh yeah saw that so yeah yeah why he's been talking about that for like five years i never heard about him getting a boob job no so he was going to get like boobs for like more of like a gag and then like have him for like 30 days or something like that and then get him removed but he just wanted to do a bunch of like stunts and just funny little with pranks and stuff have boobs very ridiculous i don't know if i necessarily thought it was super funny but i definitely was interested to see that um yeah i mean you know that car crash can't look away you know everyone that would have gone around the world it takes more than 30 days for that surgery to even come close to healing that's true he said he had like a hyperbaric chamber like
Starting point is 00:22:32 he was ready to go he was ready to go because he wanted to heal as fast as possible so he could go on like a whole media tour that's a little bit too far glad he back out well allegedly this is what I heard just from listening to his podcast, but he just felt like it was offensive to, you know, like trans people. Everyone's offended. So he didn't want to, he didn't want to, you know, whatever. And then he just backed out. He said it was also very difficult to find doctor that would do it. Yeah. And he had it all lined up and then like the person that was doing like the anesthesia backed out the night of or the night before. Then the plastic surgeon that was going to do it backed out too. Yeah, they didn't like that. It was going to be like a gig. That was why
Starting point is 00:23:11 even though they would do it for anyone else they just don't like that you can't always find someone to do yeah yeah especially in LA there's hitmans that exist you know most of probably are plastic surgeons though I don't know so you think that's messed up no not messed up I mean free country yeah I don't know if it's much of like an offensive thing because it's not like he's like claiming to be a woman like he's just getting a set of tits email tits yeah some of them don't like that he's making a joke out of it where some people do that as like a serious thing because they feel like they need that.
Starting point is 00:23:46 You're speaking of, like if one of the C-boys were to go trans, who would it be? Mike. Dude, you look sick with boobs. That doesn't mean you have to get it. But you might as well if you're gonna. Oh, it's just a joke. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:02 I'd say, because Mr. Beast, like if we were to have asked them before what's his name's transition, would they have guessed him? Well, it sounds like they kind of knew. I think so, yeah. He's under some serious fire. Yeah, I don't accept your guess, but my guess is you then.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Bud you, man. Yeah, that's hard to say. I'd probably say Evan just because he's probably like, most like into chicks. Maybe he's the horniest, yeah. Like, he'd just do it for himself. Like, Ben would make by far the prettiest one, but obviously that's not the whole idea. Maybe it is.
Starting point is 00:24:36 I don't know. As an outsider, who do you think? I don't know. Probably can. There's a lot of Ken memes and, like, suspiciousness around Ken. He is the most mysterious, man. Not many people know what, uh, anything about the guy. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I don't know if we do. Hot dog thing. That's Mike. Mike is in a dog. I think Ken might have some kind of hot dog thing, though, too. I mean, I thought you were talking like, damn, Frankie did his research because Ken is easily like the second hot dog lover in the crew. I don't even like hot dogs. So I just don't understand.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Also, we can't do this. We got to go on podcast. Yeah, I agree. We didn't even try that. No, not that. We're talking about the hot dogs. No, the hot dogs. No, Frankie brought them.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Every podcast. And then they're like, Micah, you always bring them hot dogs. And I was like, no, it's you muddha truckers. Son of a bitch. What's our next subject? My bad. Well, I am interested in your cars. I don't realize you're such a car guy.
Starting point is 00:25:32 You talked about before the pod that you actually started filming cars back in Michigan when you started out. So did somebody take a picture of you? like taking a picture of the car and is that what like went viral no no no no that when i was doing car videos was very long ago when i was 17 okay so before i got on the exercise and squats really heavy but i have a 2021 Audi r6 avant wagon oh it is an avon is there such a thing as an rx6 that isn't no dude it's like a you're kind of the vaunt of man i'm not uh trying to put prices out there But that's like a $120,000 wagon, and it's the coolest wagon in the world.
Starting point is 00:26:12 It is sweet. Last week, two weeks ago, I got a 2013 BMW M3 wide-body Liberty Walk. Oh, who, congrats. Yeah, it's badass. Not wrapped, painted, very, very nice. It's like a Nardo gray looking color, and thing sounds unbelievable. It's a naturally aspirated V8 in that thing. All the new M3 is M-4.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Because that's back when it has a V8. Yes, all the new M-3s and M-4 sound fucking gay. So you're a European guy? I guess so. If I had 600 or 500 grand, I'd probably buy a 4GT. Really? Wow. That's the Michigander in you.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Probably. Like the new ones? No, those are a million. Oh, those are even a old one. OG, like 2006. Did you ever see Steve's? I did. Are those cool?
Starting point is 00:26:56 That, uh, I mean, I'd have to send you the one that I would get. It's like a, like an all black lowered more horsepower than the default supercharger and much more aggressive looking. I mean, they sound insane. That is a pretty cool car. I like being the only guy that shows up to the car that has that car. Versus show up with a Hellcat, S-R-T, challenge of charge, or talk about gay. Dude, you're not from Detroit, but holy shit, Detroit's a shithole.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I just felt like I need to say that being that you're from Michigan. You're preaching to the choir. No one is disagreeing with you. Everyone kind of already knows it that's been there. How far are you from Detroit? two hours where'd you grow up or where do you live grand rap is michigan oh okay that's cool town how big is that 200,000 Detroit's too big and gross and abandoned yeah so what do your parents think about like this whole internet thing that you got going on now what they think at the beginning and
Starting point is 00:27:54 what do they think now i should say yeah we're never like outwardly and like verbally opposed to it they were probably definitely concerned and but like keeping it to themselves where they're thinking to themselves what the fuck is our son doing but then again you gotta remember i had been doing videos way before the social media thing for me started and wasn't wasting a ton of time with social media it was in the spare time still studying or still working yeah i still had a real job and i wasn't spending like ever a point you had to be like trust the process on this one to your parents you're already grown at that point so no i never had to convince them yeah never had too. I mean, you guys' parents were probably concerned a little bit at one point.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Probably still are a little bit. Yeah, I'd say they still are, probably more than ever. My parents were never concerned about our content besides when we swore too much. They're like, oh, dude, it's sweet you're doing the YouTube videos, but like, don't swear. That was really hard to show them our videos because there's a lot of that. I wouldn't watch one of our older videos, and dude, we are all just potty mouthing. I could see where they would have a concern about it. We were, right. A bunch of potty mouths.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Cut it out for nothing. But to be fair, we probably speak worse now on the podcast than we... True. Does your mom listen to the pod? No, thank goodness. He doesn't. Hi, Mom. You guys haven't been swearing that much.
Starting point is 00:29:14 No, yeah, we try our best. I'm probably the worst. I think it's like one of those, like, when your parents grow up religious, like, I think an F-bomb is like, whoa. Could be worse. But to a religious mom, is there? The Holocaust. That's probably the worst. What are topics you guys aren't allowed to venture into?
Starting point is 00:29:36 That's that one. Probably a couple that you've brought. Talk about those. You've been by far the most savage guests we've had, and I love it. No, we typically don't really get, like, too political. Don't get too, you know, political. What do you, like, get your news source from? TikTok.
Starting point is 00:29:58 He laughs. There's a lot of good stuff on TikTok. I can't even say names. Oh, shit. You got that, like, back alley news? No, dude, it's... No, it would have been canceled. True news.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Oh, really? Yeah. Do you believe in aliens? Interdimensionally, yes. What does that even mean, dude? We can see in three dimensions, correct? Yes. There's, like, technically infinite dimensions.
Starting point is 00:30:23 And so, I forget which one they say it's, if it's, it's like five, six or seven, seventh dimension that the aliens exist. So you take DMT to unlock that part of your brain that you can see into that dimension and to communicate with them. Have you ever done DMT? No. So you don't want to do that? Wouldn't be, well, yeah, I'd probably be opposed. I don't need to go talk to the aliens.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So you just get like so unbelievably high, like you think that you're seeing aliens? Like, is that a possibility? No, because when people are in groups and they do it together, they all see this exact same thing. Really? Yeah. Wow. That's crazy then. And that's just DMT?
Starting point is 00:31:02 What about, like, ayahuasca? What's the difference is there? I mean, is... I think it's very similar. Yeah, same chemical, same gateway. Do you believe in them? Yeah, I think there's probably no way that in the whole everything that there's not aliens. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I probably believe in outer space aliens. Yeah, I mean, that was the first time I've ever heard that take. And it makes still more sense to me than aliens. Yeah, I mean, imagine if you didn't have a smell and somebody just ripped ass and then that smells, We're literally right here with us, but we can't. But you don't smell it? Oh. So that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:31:35 They're like here. Dimension. Oh, but they can see ours. You don't know us unlocks it or activates it. Yeah, we can change topics. It gets bad. No, I'm curious. Yeah, now you kind of got me going.
Starting point is 00:31:45 You guys never heard that theory? Until right now. No, I guess I've heard that. I didn't know the dimensional side. Yeah. I just like that more than believing they're coming from a planet far, far away. 30 million light years away. What about like the humans will never achieve?
Starting point is 00:32:00 UFOs. Have you? You ever seen a UFO? Yeah, but classified. Have you ever seen a proper quality video of a UFO ever? No. I guess they're out there, though. Oh, yeah, if you guess they are, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:32:13 But you'd think we'd have to have one by now. Right, but we haven't. You know, back in the day, you could be, you know. They're just as quality as the Sasquatch videos. Yeah, I mean, the second the government and the Pentagon started saying that UFOs are real is the second that I stopped believing in it, anything that the, like, And establishment says, I will believe, the opposite of. Oh, you should meet my buddy Evan.
Starting point is 00:32:35 So you straight up, you don't think that there's aliens in outer space. I would not be opposed to it. Like, statistically speaking, I've heard that it is more likely that they are out there than not. Well, dude, have you ever looked at the sky and be like, oh, wow, we are tiny. Yeah, I mean, who do you think would kill who? We kill them, they kill us. Them kill us. I agree.
Starting point is 00:32:56 I feel like that's the general sentiment. I mean, if they venture here, that's the only way we're probably going to have to deal with them. It's true, unless we go there. I don't think we're going there anytime soon. The first billionaire just walked in space, or SpaceX, first commercial spacewalk. Why was his arm like that? Apparently, it takes a lot of motion, but his other arm was going crazy, so I don't know. There's, there's conspiracy there.
Starting point is 00:33:16 He just, like, pops out of the ship, and then his left arm looked like it was legit in a full arm cast. So it's like just shitty AI, possibly. I've seen better AI. His arm was just like this. Someone said it was a doll. How do you think these AI things are going to, tools are going to be able to take over the movie industry? The AI just generates the whole movie. Just everything.
Starting point is 00:33:36 Like, writes it? They are just everything. But someone would input that or? Yeah, you plug in the script. And it plan shots or what? Also ask it to write the script. My girlfriend Alondar uses AI or like chat GPT. Like if she's writing like an email, she'll use chat GPT to make it better.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Like daily. It's not AI that's going to take your job. It's people who know how to use AI. that are going to take your job. We know how to plug in the right things in the AI to get the right things out, to get the best things you can possibly get out right now that are going to take your job.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Dude, it'd be pretty crazy going to space because you've got to come up with a good quote. He says, back at home, we have a lot of work to do, but from here, Earth sure looks like a perfect world. You've got to think of a good quote if you're going to be in space. That's it. I like that quote. What would you say, Ryan? No idea.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Toss me a beer. Okay, so look his left, his left arm, Kind of just sticks What does he got it maybe like cuff to the post Dude he's trying to get it off and then he does And then he looks like his arms What if he would have floated out there? That's he doesn't look like he's super strapped in
Starting point is 00:34:40 I got to disconnect my suit so I can go save someone And then they like come back in the last second of air I don't believe anything I see dude I'm a flat mooner now You think earth is flat? No Dude, did you see the new C-Bless video? They put an electric motor in a quad.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah, right. Hope the Why Are You Gay Video? You know that guy? It's so funny. Interesting. I wonder where the original is. I just kind of want to see this. 35 million views there is.
Starting point is 00:35:13 We bring in the studio this morning, one of the gay rights activists, Mr. Should I call you Mr. Pepe Julian Onzima. Thank you for coming in. Thank you for. Good morning. Why are you gay? Who says I'm gay?
Starting point is 00:35:29 You are gay. You are a transgender. What shows that I'm gay? You are a transgender and you're gay rights activists and unoutspoken lesbian, homosexual. How can I describe you? Now, we're looking at the raging debate. Is this fake because I was reading the bottom? It's completely real. The bottom things were like really out there.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Bottom things. Like go to the first second of it. This turns out to be fake and Frankie thought this was real. I promise you. I have not. Go to the first minute. There's an hour and a half long interview. It's real.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Christina Aguilera and others is jailed for 10 years. NASA's ebb and flow gravity mapping satellites. And they're highly successful. What are you talking about? At the bottom here, scoring across NASA's highly successful mission to moon by craft. Into a mountain. Bro, you thought this is real? Real, that's edited.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Frankie's whole life is a lie. Everything. The one thing he believed. The one thing he believed. You guys are crazy. Some idiot re-uploaded. This is not the original. Look at the person got 51 K subscribers and it's an American.
Starting point is 00:36:47 You got 34 million views though. Yeah, it's a great video. What's on your for you page? Dude, I am on a watch list. Really? So bad. Let me see it. You do know how to see it.
Starting point is 00:36:58 What is it? What's on there? Crazy. Just low quality memes and, like, people with deformities. Jeez, dude. A lot of, like, crazy racist stuff. Jesus. I'm coming to terms with why Danny had to cut so much your podcast.
Starting point is 00:37:17 I didn't ask for the fucking FYB. I'm pretty sure that is just curated to your personality. It is, but also it's, you guys, is AI curated. You can't, no one decides that. There's a reason why, racist AI. Certain people, their whole Discover page is just chicks with big boobs. It's because they keep clicking on them. Mike's all hot.
Starting point is 00:37:38 They keep staring at them. What's on, your guys are just all car stuff, FYN? I feel like pretty normal shit. I don't know. I probably have to, like, look. You got a lot of Hawk 2 on your, for your pitch? On my Snapchat, like, I scroll over and they have so much Hawk to a girl. And guess who it was before that?
Starting point is 00:37:54 The cop chick. who effed the whole The whole force? Wasn't her name Megan? You've had that on there for the last like years? I mean, yeah, they took a hiatus.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Mike's been just really investigating and keeps reading more and more. Fuck you. No. Funny, I don't have any Hock Tua on mine. Dude, how crazy is the Hock Tua girl, though?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Like, she's like all over the place. She's got her own podcast now. I think she's just like three months away from making music. Like, I feel like that's like the end of like a viral sensation. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:38:25 Making music? The guy at the one of the local... She's like... What does Gaga know about cameras? No, about making music? Right, you know? What's that? What's that even mean?
Starting point is 00:38:34 Bro. What does Gaga know about cameras? Connie Westclip, never mind. What do you think about Haku? What the fuck does Gaga know about cameras? Have you ever met her? I mean, I feel like you could easily run in the same world. Like, you guys could probably collab on some short video.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yeah, she did a video with Hulk Hogan like two days after I did a video with him, but we were in different locations, which is shocking that... Why was she be doing a video with Hulk Hogan? cogan right first of all but question is does she deserve her fame i'm happy for her and good she is making money she somehow made it out of the crap job at the spring factory she i'm intrigued by that what the fuck is a spring factory like she's making car springs yeah spring spring really spring coil over oh coilover probably not actual coilovers but most so just oh yeah it's like i put my
Starting point is 00:39:22 job at the spring factory i'm like i mean i guess there's got to be spring But, like, I'd like a little more context on the spring factor. So you like her. I don't dislike. I've never heard of her. I think it's cool. Like, I'm happy for it, too. But I guess, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I wasn't sure what you think. No, I'm happy for anybody that can succeed on the internet. I just don't know how sustainable. Right. Her freaking program is that she's developed. And then, you know what? We said the same thing. And I know this might be slightly different.
Starting point is 00:39:47 We said the same thing about bad baby. Same thing about catching the side girl. I did. She already exited, man. Yeah, I was like, dude, this girl, like, she said, is one thing, and then here we are bopping to Gucci flip-flops.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I told you. Music. Yeah, shewin music. But Bad Baby made $54 million. Yeah, you're done. You ever thought about doing it? No, I'd rather stick to Feats of Strength. I feel like... So you wouldn't take the bag if they're like, listen, we have
Starting point is 00:40:17 so many women here that want to pay a premium fee to get some scandalous photos up here. All my followers are dudes. I feel like if you didn't... It'd be kind of sketchy. This is kind of like a two-part question for me. So you'd say no, you're not taking that bag.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Because there's got to be... How much money do you're talking about? Millions. Yeah, but you have to do... Bro, you for sure could make millions of dollars. Sell your soul. Yeah, for sure. At the end of day, when you're...
Starting point is 00:40:44 It's a good point. You got the money in the account. Like, are you actually happy? Dude, I hate to say it, but if people... No one wants to see me. I can't sell out for only, like, fucking two people to buy the thing. You imagine? Sell, oh.
Starting point is 00:40:55 I sell out. I'm like, fuck. No one bought it. This was supposed to be the exit. Now I don't have anything. But fuck you. I'm leaving. Go follow my only fans. Next week.
Starting point is 00:41:06 No one. No one. But, uh, so this is, right. Yeah, you guys must not have stayed till the end. This is my next question now, Frankie. Walk around with a hinder like that going all these different places. Are you picking up chicks? Dude, no.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Like you got this. You're clouded up. You got all this fame and followers. Dude. No. And you got a big hinder. 90% of my followers on every app or male and the videos that I put out are total just bro. Bro, but that doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:41:34 It doesn't matter. If you're a famous, well-known individual, even like a fucking tenth of the fame that I saw that you have, it doesn't matter if the girl didn't even know who you were until that moment. They go, you're famous and they see how famous. They're like, and then, I mean, they just would see your hinder. Obviously, sorry to keep resorting back to that. But the location of where I am is the problem, I guess. because in Grand Rapids, Michigan, they all know who I am,
Starting point is 00:41:58 but none of the girls are clout chasers like they are in Los Angeles. Los Angeles girls would be throwing themselves out. The problem with Korma? Right. Yes. I know cloud chasers here. Desperate for attention in clout where they'll just be doing anything to get near a person with followers. Yeah, fuck, I bet you have a couple girlfriends if you were down in L.A.
Starting point is 00:42:16 I'm sure, like, the level of women throwing themselves at anyone in L.A. has to be astronomical. You can always find, I think, a girl somewhere that's, into that but like it's just obviously the wrong reason almost all of you were dating correct yeah so like i already had a girlfriend before we really had any kind of following but i'd imagine even if you were around here you could still probably find some shallow girls that are trying to date you to get some cloud or whatever do you feel like they're ever intimidated like by your butt they're like damn i don't know if i can hang around this guy yeah definitely intimidated at first but then they you know get over it and they're pumped about it that's cool book club on monday
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Starting point is 00:43:16 Visit Spexavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam Eye exams provided by independent optometrists when you do these videos with like big celebrities like I know you've done one with Hulk Hogan you've done one with John Sina like what's that look like how do you coordinate that like how do you what that's so sick dude yeah I mean like how much time do you spend with them do you talk with them or is it pretty straight to business like straight to business well with John Sina at least I got to hang out for a while off camera with Hogan and dude is a absolute G total bro I bet like same as like same
Starting point is 00:43:52 type of energy is this podcast. But John Sini, he was, like, strictly business, didn't want to do any small talk, was hiding in his trailer unless we had to be on camera at that moment. It was like a pretty big commercial production set that we were on. And, yeah, I mean, I can't blame him. He's probably seen so much nonsense in Delos so much BS that he doesn't want the big butt guy coming up to him and trying to small talk. There's a wide variety of interactions I've had with celebrities where I, like David Dobrick.
Starting point is 00:44:19 I was never off camera when I was hanging out with him. But he was, you know, super cool on camera. But if the camera stopped rolling, I don't know what would have happened. Yeah. Just turned into a completely different person. Who else? Marshmallow. I only got to talk to him for like five minutes.
Starting point is 00:44:32 Do you see him without the helmet? No, but I, actually, I shouldn't say this. No, there's no way that somebody's going to see this. One of his photographers got some video files of me at the shoot that we did at Live in Vegas. And when I got the files from him, I got his whole card. And his whole card had a bunch. of photos of marshmallow without his helmet high-res photos and I still have them geez dude that's just kind of sick yeah and I was not supposed to have those but now say that
Starting point is 00:45:01 you deleted them I deleted them I think I'm selling them on Reddit for the highest price I'm just kidding what the hell would marshmallow be getting photos of them like yeah true what's he gonna post those on like why would you ever maybe why would you ever want those photos and behind the scene stuff I always think about that only does the reveal stuff we shoot that like clearly isn't going to see the light of day. I wonder what that's like being marshmallow being as famous as he is, but when he takes the helmet off, he goes to the grocery store and somebody could be like listening to his music.
Starting point is 00:45:32 That's his Clark cat. Look him straight in the eye and be like, are you going or not? Like, that's got to be so interesting. It's got to be refreshing too to rock that. I do, I don't quote me on this at all. I just remember like Justin,
Starting point is 00:45:43 he's super into EDM and he was like, oh yeah, he rebranded. He used to be like dot com. And again, just throwing that out there. I don't even know. but he was like, that's who he used to be.
Starting point is 00:45:52 I just watched an ARAC video where he tried sneaking into a nightclub as a marshmallow wearing just the helmet. Did it work? Yeah, I think he got in and then he got blacklisted. Dude, that is a crazy niche to just try to sneak into events. Well, yeah, and then I watched the next one. He snuck into another nightclub as an Olympian, like just wearing like a fake gold medal. They do well.
Starting point is 00:46:14 I mean, I watch them. For sure. Yeah. You know, it's kind of interesting. I don't know if they got to be real, right? They're not fake. Yeah. I think so.
Starting point is 00:46:20 It's cool. He's always like, we bought the ticket just so we don't get in trouble. But if you ever seen the guy who tries to leave the stadium last, he goes to like big concerts, big stadium,
Starting point is 00:46:30 stuff like that. He's banned, I think, from all the NFL ones now. But he like would kind of not hide, but he would just try to like make himself inconspicuous enough that he could stay like the latest. He has a timer.
Starting point is 00:46:43 It's really, really cool. How late's he stayed? I mean, hours after the game where like he'll be one of the last people and like a security guard will catch him on the last week. There's been somewhere he's like, yeah, I'm at Lambo. I'm here four hours later.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Everybody's gone. I'm just going to go home. No overniders? I don't think he's ever done an overnighter. Man, it's amazing how many just different niches there are that you could like, you know, kind of go into, you know, like there's so many options because you can just reach so many different people that are going to find, you know, whatever it is that you're doing interesting.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I genuinely didn't even want to bring this up, at least at the long time. You know how you said? You're like, yeah, you know, do some mean farts. That might be funny, but I'm not trying to get into that content. And I don't even know, I don't even know his name. I don't know his name, but there's this dude on TikTok, they're fake farts, but he has a, in his sweatshirt pocket, it sounds very real. I'm sure I've seen him.
Starting point is 00:47:35 He does weird stuff. And again, it doesn't really piss anyone off. He'll run in front of someone and go like, yeah, and fart. And people, it just makes their day, and they have millions of views. It makes their day when he fart. on them? I would expect someone to get up and want to punch them in the face. Exactly. It's not like a real fart. It doesn't actually smell. Well, maybe ruin some people. They probably think it's real, though. They zoom in on their faces and people are just like
Starting point is 00:48:00 laughing. Just laughing. And it's just like genuinely looks like there makes their day. Like, you're not going to believe. This dude rolled up in front of us walking on the stairs and he fell and then he farted like six times. You've done some farting. Are they real or do you got a little pooter, you know, making the noise? Some of them are real. Yeah, some of them are fake, though. When I add reverb, they sound very realistic. Really?
Starting point is 00:48:26 Well, the Karen, that was, like, yelling at you for skateboarding. Yeah. But, I mean, we did a hundred takes before I liked one of them. People bought it. I thought it was legit. Yeah, no, people are, like, 50-50. When you, like, ran by her and then parted? Dude, Karen Zerd, the best thing that could happen for a video.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I mean, it's very hard to stage a Karen attack. A Karen attack. You almost just got a fine one in the wild If you really want to get it That's hard to do Well, we managed to find them Though Yeah, every once in the wild
Starting point is 00:48:56 Then yeah The one at the boat launch Yeah, I just saw her the other day too Really? Yeah, it was awkward Yeah, I mean like corn rot's pretty small You know Yeah, she was eating with her family
Starting point is 00:49:05 I was like She recognized you? Yeah, you could tell I think she was maybe a little embarrassed And like, I don't know I felt bad I thought about like maybe paying For their meal or something
Starting point is 00:49:15 But then I was like I'm just gonna just let it move on. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. We weren't trying to ruin anyone's day. Like, most people really thought it was funny and, like, they'd go down.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Like, they just scored, like, a fucking goal in soccer, like, high five and everyone and, and whatever. And they're, like, cheering and, you know, just made, but she might have just been having a bad day. And then you run into us, and we fucking were the cherry on top, you know. Yeah. Not speaking on her, uh, she might have been having a bad day, but some Cairns are just Cairns.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yeah. For sure. They're not having a bad day and they're just Cairns. They have a bad law. Dude, I saw a video yesterday on Instagram with this guy that he was at a car wash, going up to people and taking out a thing of gasoline, but he had just had water in it and started dumping it all over him. Himself? Yeah, himself. And then he would like, like, take a lighter out and start lighting the lighter.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Oh, my God. And, like, the people, like, washing their cars would, like, you know, start, like, spraying him down. Like, no, no, no, don't do it. Like, don't do it. And then he would start, like, chasing after them with the gasoline. Yeah And the good way to get shot Dude, I was like
Starting point is 00:50:22 This is so aggressive And then he'd be like pouring it on their car And they'd be like trying to like spray them Or like throw like the I was like damn these are like going really far That's real That sounds like that sounds like a prank That would have happened in like 2014
Starting point is 00:50:38 through 2017 Or maybe Yeah it seemed pretty real Cause like the guy doing it Like didn't speak English Where he was like trying to like talk to him. I don't know A lot, especially Facebook set up, you know, it's so easy to see through.
Starting point is 00:50:52 All of my videos, pretty much 99% of them are staged and set up. Yeah. People all think that they're real. Yeah, I don't know if I would go, like, yours isn't really like fake, though. Like, you can't say that word, which obviously you're not. Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it in the category of those, of those, like, fake pranks. Exactly. Like, yours is just like a skit with a stunt.
Starting point is 00:51:12 And the stunt is as real as it fucking gets. Yeah. Like, have you seen the R.C. cars when they're shot super tight and they look like they're like real monster trucks and they have like monster truck noises to them and then on the on my FYP yeah maybe a couple how deep in the TikTok do you have to be to call your FYP how deep do you have to be yeah like how much of a TikTok or do you have to be like FYP literally on the app at the top it says FYP probably the same level of being on Snapchat where you say a public story instead of just story when we were in
Starting point is 00:51:45 Disney World walking around he goes you posting that to your public story We're like, dude, just call it a story. Now, every time I look at public story, I think of you. That's my first public story ever that I noticed. It was like the day after you showed me yours. Really? Wow. Yeah, it was me doing the gritty down Disney World.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Sidewalk. You can gritty? Quitty. All right, let's talk about something raunchy. You guys got to up the ante. What are you trying to talk about? Yeah, I'm intrigued. World War III.
Starting point is 00:52:15 What if there was a mandatory draft? What are you doing? Well, what do you think the age is? Sting far away from Ken with a gun. It's 27 right now, but they would up it. You think so? Guaranteed. Wait, 27 is the drafting age?
Starting point is 00:52:27 The max age. Oh, so I'd be... Yeah, I'd be feeling really bad for a couple homies in the room. They would up it to 30-something. They say you're not in your prime, like, physical shape until like 30s, but... You'd tell the draft board that. No, obviously... That's so inaccurate.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Yeah, I think that's for, like, standard, like, normal people. Because normally they just quit fucking doing shit. but if you're like an actual like athlete, like once you start reaching like upper 20s, like 30, you're kind of in your prime is what they consider you. Didn't Elvis go to jail for dodging the draft or something like that? And Mohammed Ali. Probably.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Would you go to jail for dodging the draft or would you go? I would go to jail for dodging the draft or not go to jail because I would still be dodging the draft, but I get away. They say that the last necessary war was World War II and I agree with it because any war beyond then was just complete corrupt. for like political gain or rearrangement of money like Vietnam completely unnecessary Iraq Afghanistan completely unnecessary the wars that are currently happening right now complete money laundering operations anything that's going to be here in the future is
Starting point is 00:53:32 going to be a complete unnecessary war so like why would we all go die for these hideously corrupt politicians that are drafting us into a war that doesn't need to happen do you think about this every day dude we are doomed like our generation like if it keeps going the way it's going right now our kids are not going to inherit anything how long until you think like the next world war three literally right around the corner really within the year or two really if it does happen yeah i really hope we don't come back to this clip and be like frankie was right well i mean there's not going to be much to come back to if it is a nuclear war are you a pessimist about everything just when it comes to trust yeah like what i'm being told from never trust anything you're
Starting point is 00:54:15 hearing from mainstream news your parents tell you this or you figure this out on your own conclusions like do you have have you been ripped off many times yeah where were you hurt first yeah well i mean just the constant bombardment of lies from mainstream media from that one in history history books in general just so many lies it's like how do you trust anything they're saying now i guess i don't but i also don't like care enough to like think about it yeah yeah and if the kids aren't going to inherit anything? What are we going to do with Mike Subaru? That's the whole reason he built it, dude. He can't fucking sell that thing. The whole plan is
Starting point is 00:54:53 to hand it down multiple generations. I said it so many times too. I was like, oh, I'm never selling that thing. It's going to my kids. Yeah, Mike. It's about the only thing. And think about that, did you? Well, then I worry about What are they going to do driving their bunker? Well, I mean, you look at like the movie I robot and then when Will Smith breaks out the crotch rocket and she's like, is this
Starting point is 00:55:11 gasoline? And I was like, F that. I never want to be a part of that like the whole like if everything is electric you go no it's he 85 runs on corn so are you like a doomsday prepper no so what are you what are you doing if it happens like if it goes down just dying and just accepting it so you think about it every single day but you're not preparing for it in any way every so it's just like it's just making your life worse in the time being I just want to make sure that I am not forgetting and I am well aware of it throughout, you know, each week, month that as it escalates, I'm not an uneducated idiot when it comes to how bad things are. I'm not trying to be like negative or anything, but shit's getting crazy. You seriously got to meet my buddy Evan.
Starting point is 00:55:59 I think he maybe does know that if things don't have to be that way. Yeah, they don't have to be that way, but they are because of the idiots that are in control of everything, you know. Dude, you should get into politics. That's a problem. It takes a certain type of person to get in politics. A behind, you can get behind. Fuck. Oh.
Starting point is 00:56:17 What about freaking, you're running from mayor? Well, Ken did, but then they end up. But the establishment. Yeah, they wanted a dog to win so they didn't count his votes.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Bullshit. Yeah, it is kind of bullshit because it's been a bunch of money like, I mean, it was all for the video. Even at the local level. Dude, that's what we said. That's literally what we said.
Starting point is 00:56:34 It trickles down. It doesn't matter what level. Like politics, you're all crooks. Yeah. You guys ever. have kids that show up to the shop here that are invited? Yes, all the time. Every week. Every week. Yeah, every
Starting point is 00:56:46 week. Safe week. What's the craziest thing that's happened when they? Dude, oh my God, I kind of got a funny story. Go for it. Do you remember that one kid who years ago would just like pull up with his van? I saw him. We did. At Freddy's. I saw him Freddy's.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Ben and I saw him driving and we're like, was that? It's been like four years. We didn't have to say who it was. I go, was that? Was that? And seriously, it goes, dude, the van. And I go, oh, my God, I think it was. I don't know. He was a nice kid, but, like, I don't really know what he was doing.
Starting point is 00:57:18 He had his license. He would come, okay, so we have, like, a, or we used to have a GoPro right above the door, and then a TV on the inside so we could see what the GoPro saw because we didn't have windows on the front of the shop. This kid would legit come, knock on the door, and then stare at the GoPro. And we'd be sitting on the other end looking at, like,
Starting point is 00:57:34 like, can he see us right now? I think he could see us. And then, we, oh, my God. Yeah, but he was a really nice kid, but, like, there was just something up with him. He's for sure watching this. He had a dirt bike. There was a lot of, there was a lot of kids that have done this, though. Like, I mean, I'm talking, it doesn't happen as much anymore because we've been so vocal about not coming here.
Starting point is 00:57:53 But it used to happen a lot more. I think when we were smaller, I think they felt like, oh, like, I can just go pull up and, like, hang with them. But, like, I'm not kidding. There's been times where we had, like, the lights off. And we were trying to act like we weren't here and shit. Like, we, because they, yeah. I started walking, looking through the windows on the side. I'm like, bro.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Damn. I mean, that was a different time. Nowadays, I'd be like, yo, you got to be doing that. Yeah, they're real good cameras, too. Yeah. I guess it is, it won't get specific, but it's just entertaining to see, like, how delusional some people. Well, this kid pulled up one time anyways.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Here's, like, my most memorable story about him. He, like, pulled up. The car was, like, kind of on its last leg. Like, and he was like, I just got it. Like, it's his new car. He was all pumped about it at all his plans. And he's like, you want me to do. some burnouts here and I'm just like ah no like I want you to save the tires like I was worried that
Starting point is 00:58:45 it was gonna like break you know and I'm like how the fucks this kid gonna get home if he breaks it trying to do a donut here he lived like a like a hour away and he would like drive here and then I'm like don't don't don't you know then kind of send him on his way I'm like all right well we got to do this stuff so it's nice seeing you like see you like see you later fucking drives down the road like couple minutes and then comes back and he's like hey uh do you guys have any gas and i'm like uh i don't think so he's like oh because uh i'm on e and i don't have any money so i'm like i think we ended up like filling up yeah mike probably went and fill them up gas and i was like what are you doing i think then then you maybe just said like
Starting point is 00:59:23 hey man like i don't think you can come back anymore like it was like he'd come back every day he'd come like every single day for like i mean all enough to drive the best also part about gosh for sure watching getting too specific but showing him this is the first tour and the computer was downstairs and you were editing the video and you would just finish chopping up a good portion and we're like yeah yeah so this is the main part you know the pine bay whatever we hang out here you want to you want to watch the new video segment we're just about to watch it this isn't even out yet and we're this was the same kid yeah i don't remember this okay and we're watching it and you're playing it and we're all like
Starting point is 01:00:00 very enthralled because that's what we do is you know bann or cj finishes the the edit of their segment and we're like yes this is great dude and then he's just like so you like to fish like completely unintertained by the video and i was like does he does he even know we make videos what like it was so random like he kept interrupting like because when we watched the new video segment we're very in tune watching making sure oh yeah leave that in cut that whatever and he was just like so there's been way funny things that happened we've considered getting a gate but now it's like a lot better people don't really come anymore i'm shocked i mean what else what else what's you just said there's way funnier things that happened what else god we'd have to go down the rabbit hole but there was a similar
Starting point is 01:00:44 time when we were watching a ufc fight and this guy pulled up and he like kind of helped himself in and we were like watching the fight and it was like super in it or maybe no we were watching a fucking show a movie and mike was sitting in the back just like mine's own business and the guy like kind of like just sat like sat on the floor with him right i was editing yeah yeah yeah we're sitting Now you've never seen before. We were in the couch, kind of. And we were in the couch watching. He was got on the back.
Starting point is 01:01:11 And he just, like, pulls up and just starts, like, talking the whole time. And then finally he goes, this is the most memorable thing he said, though. This was like in 2020. And we had, like, the newest GoPro. You know, we don't, it was probably like a GoPro 11 or whatever. And he just looks at it. He was, this is a GoPro 3? It was in the front.
Starting point is 01:01:31 I was like, what the fuck? It was just the funniest question. Like, what? Oh, no. It's 11. And I'm just like, what planet is my guy on? That was funny. That one is one of those inside jokes, but like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Yeah, anyways, that's hilarious, too. Do you have random people? Like, I have nowhere for them to show up. There you go. They don't follow you. You ever have bad interactions? I've never had a negative interaction. Anyone, like, slap your ass?
Starting point is 01:02:01 Yeah, they don't want to? Like girls? Yeah, I mean. I guess, more importantly, it's a guy you don't want to slap your ass. Not as often as you'd think. There was this one, she was just, like, grabbing my pee-pee and bug. Whoa, really? Like, saying, I'll take you out back right now.
Starting point is 01:02:17 And I was like, she was trying to reverse right now. This would be headlines. Right. No, 100%. But did you feel violated or were you kind of just like, whatever? I was like, I mean, I am very hard to offend or make upset. So I didn't care, but somebody else probably would have. I was just giggling about it.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Yeah. When you said, I was very hard, I thought you were going something like that. I mean, I was rock hard. So, like, I couldn't sit there and act like I didn't like it. Dude, not cute. You would not want to bring her anywhere. The reason that brings Frankie out here is that we are filming with some racing lawnmowers tomorrow. The dream is coming true.
Starting point is 01:02:54 We've been trying to get into racing lawnmowers since probably 2019. And we've bought a few of them off Facebook markets. place and they've just failed us every single time they were just pieces of shit they wouldn't work or they would work for a short stint and they were pretty quick and then blew up like we weren't even able to make enough for like a video with it so anyways we took the motor out of the 450 uh the wives z 450 that we had swapped with the electric stark motor and we put that into our lawnmower can be a trusty old john deer lawnmore gonna be fucking insane yeah it works he just drove it He just finished up on it.
Starting point is 01:03:34 It's ready to rip just in time for tomorrow. But, like, it's going to be fucking gnarly, dude. Yeah, you got to be careful. That thing looks like pretty easy, you know. Yeah. No, 100%. It's lower down. It's got to be one of the most flippable vehicles that we own.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Short, wheel base, a lot of power. The cool thing is, Frankie has some experience driving, racing lawnmowers. No, not really. I mean, I was in a go-card. I don't know. I figured you took it for a rip. No, no, that is their price possession. I was just kind of choreographing the video.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Really? You got to rip the go car? It wasn't even a shifter car. It was just a clapped, like 100 cc, no gears. Not even a proper gear. But anyways, we got a bunch of kids coming out, like young kids that are like TikTok like racing lawnmower. Yeah, but enthusiastic about racing lawnmower.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Oh, yeah. They're going to fire us. Something we've never really been able to get into. And, you know, maybe we'll be able to move into that space a little bit after tomorrow. is say, you know, yeah, we're into race in lawnmowers, you know. I don't know. We're trying to get, we're trying to get 10 shifter cards, lawmowers. Oh, they're bringing 10.
Starting point is 01:04:41 So we're going to have like 15. Oh, my God. Oh, dude, we better make some more friends. We've got to call the homies. Yeah, it's going to be sick out on our drift track and then probably just like mobbing around Cormor. Yeah, and like the GoPro three guy. I want to meet him.
Starting point is 01:04:54 Yeah, dude, we could probably hit him up. Anyways, Frankie, thank you for coming on. Good, boys. Thanks for having you. We appreciate it. Appreciate you, bro. I can top it. Thanks for your conspiracies.
Starting point is 01:05:04 Yeah, dude. I don't think half of the podcast is going to be able to go live. Dude. Hey, if any of those things ever happen, then we'll post them. He said it'll be too late. It'll be too late.
Starting point is 01:05:15 World War III one will be too late, but all the other ones, maybe. Real quick. All right, if we do go to World War III, hey. The guy who burned our merch.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Hey, it's the guy that burned our merch. He's the one who burned the merch. Now, Jake, you're going to come over here and say, it's like, hey, you're the one that left us. Jake, why don't you sit down, actually? We do have a question for you. You're right here. Are you the guy with that?
Starting point is 01:05:39 How we doing? I've never heard that one. Juice cannon, the turd cutter. Did you hire Morgan Freeman to narrate the video of you burning our merch? Yeah, I'm just going to go with, yeah, it's way cooler of his story. Definitely wasn't a guy that pretended like he was. It was the real one? Yeah, it was the real one for sure.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Sure. Okay. That makes me feel a little bit better about the situation. At least it was cool. At least it was cool. How much money? We were kind of friends at the time. So we just hooked it up. Bam. Yeah. Morgan Freeman and his dad were hooking up. What the fuck? I guess. They're going to write a movie about it soon, too. Morgan Freeman lives in, like in what country? Well, he's actually got a house on Big Sea. Like right here, no one knows that. It's his vacation home. Yeah. Frank, he's not believing that for a second.
Starting point is 01:06:26 man's a skeptical man unless it comes to that one video from yeah i mean why would you believe in anything until you have like undeniable proof is mine were you a good student frankie like were you a super good student in school yeah aes and b's it seems like you're like you know you just know so much about a lot conspiracies you know interdimensional beings like how you would reach them like things like that like when do you have time between your crazy schedule to learn about traveling playing rides So you just sit there and learn, research, and learn. I'm not going to say who.
Starting point is 01:07:01 They've all been canceled, the people I listen to. But if you are canceling people, that is who you want to listen to. They're silencing them for a reason. Or they're misleading people. But I'm not disagreeing with you, but there's two sides to it. Do you believe in ghosts? Define ghosts. Spooky things that crawl around your house.
Starting point is 01:07:21 I just bought a new house. It's old and like the fans move and it cast shadows. and there's a slight concern in a dark corner that there could be ghosts there. I believe in souls that linger that didn't, like, go to rest. That doesn't make me feel any better. Like, you thought so much about this. Like, I wouldn't be able to just give an answer like that. Yeah, you're like, yeah, ghosts.
Starting point is 01:07:43 You know? I'd be like, yeah, I believe in ghosts. You're like, I believe in souls that, you know. You just got a lot of unnecessary knowledge. Yeah, you just thought a lot about it. Yeah, you just thought a lot about it. I like it. I like it.
Starting point is 01:07:53 I was going to ask that. It's not a crazy unusual question. Yeah. But I think you give a good answer. So what about the souls that haven't gone to rest yet? Ah, that's a whole rabbit hole. I mean, I don't know all the specifics behind it from like what I understand, though, is when somebody dies in a brutal way, like a murder. I've heard about this, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Or a, like a traumatic way that the soul is tied to that room or furniture or even like an object. The whole Annabelle series movie is like apparently super accurate. They have all the cursed items. And that's, that's what they say. Because it's all based on real stuff. Yeah. They, uh, I mean, there's like shockingly realistic evidence, believable evidence that explains all the, the cursed items and why. Last question. If your soul could be trapped in an item on earth for the rest of life, what would it be? Probably just fucking outfit, dude. The outfit I wear every single video the same outfit there we go it was a lot of fun hanging out can't wait to film some videos you guys have some stuff to look forward to and uh go follow frankie on all his
Starting point is 01:09:01 platforms man yeah thanks for having me boys good to me too cheers boys thank you brother yeah all right peace just don't give jake any your merch yeah

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