Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Gavin Changing His LEGAL Name, Getting Girls, & Ryans Embarrassing Mistake
Episode Date: September 30, 2025In today’s episode the boys are back from Vegas, where Ryan impulsively joined them and made a fool of himself infront of a Skateboarding Legend at a party. Ben suffers from some extreme fomo. Then ...we break down how Gavin has been getting girls, kens legendary ad read, Facebook Marketplace skills, Ryans nightmare rental, and more! One of my favorite pods of the year, Enjoy! Sign up for your $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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They don't want to see a win.
They don't want to see something cool.
You know a thing or two about that?
Yeah, they won't see you crash.
Dude, Ken does not want to be the ad guy.
Something did kind of switch.
Did it?
How often you get in a new chick?
We're finally back on the saddle as one of the second.
You know, I just, I was just an idiot.
What?
I would not expect that at all.
Well, I just did something, just did something kind of awkward.
What?
Hey, Ken.
Yes.
Hit us with a um.
Um.
Oh, hey, could you just type in Google for me, please?
I've got the Google ready.
I'm going to be pissed.
Why?
What did Dalton do?
Taylor posted a dump with a photo of me, but not Dalton.
And Dalton's all bummed that Taylor doesn't hit him up.
Oh, really?
Because he was texting me and calling me to hang out the whole weekend.
He's like, bro, Taylor never texts me.
He never calls me.
Like, I'm like, I don't know what to tell you, man.
Yeah, so tell me about this.
So you guys were in Vegas this weekend.
Big one.
Big one.
Huge one, yeah.
Not too huge, though.
Yeah, it looked pretty big.
Well, you guys are backtracking now?
No, no.
Yeah, it was great.
All right guys walked through the door.
We can tell you some, but we can't tell you all.
They're just going to keep twisting that now we did suspicious stuff in Vegas.
Sounds like you guys were doing something.
It was the most sus-group I've ever seen go to Vegas.
Yeah, we got Twin Sick, our boys, DJs, from Minnesota.
invited us out they're like you got to come to our show at omnia the nightclub and then obviously
supercross is the same weekend and we're like perfect let's go yeah seems like the perfect reason
to go to vegas i actually said on this very podcast just a short few hours before i left
i don't have a good excuse not to go i think if you watch my face i can seem me talk myself
into it as i'm i was i was wondering that ryan thanks for the last minute invite though i got the
invite 30 minutes before you took off right no no you're it was in the
frick off doctor david backed out he would have all the way from the east coast it was in the
batch group chat the big one we have i just reminded it and and that's not fully true because
you were actually a deciding factor i said if gav's going i'm definitely going i'm definitely going
all right well tell us about your trip tell us about it i want to hear all about it dude the buildup
has been insane it's been crazy it's been crazy it was your craziest trip it was it was
I guess, yeah.
Easily.
Like, you know, the classic we get in at a dang near midnight on Friday, but you, like,
still go out.
So it felt like we were there for, like, long stay.
And we, like, go meet the twin sick guys at a table at excess.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We get there.
We get in at 1 a.m.
Yeah.
And you're like, all right, it's going to be a chill night.
Nothing is probably going to happen.
I didn't, yeah.
You know, you kind of, you assume, like, nothing big.
We're going to gamble and have a good time.
Yeah.
Spenny, six minutes later, goes, oh, yeah, I got.
God, us all free rooms at Caesars.
Caesars is hooking it up this weekend.
And then, yeah, my buddies have a table right behind the DJ at XS.
You guys want to go over there.
We're like, all right, sure.
The whole, that started off in the weirdest check-in.
Like, we checked into our hotel in, like, some little room that was completely, totally not at the regular check-in.
It was like some VIP check-in thing.
Big glass doors going in.
Is that what they're calling it now?
Glass doors, so there was no privacy in the room?
Oh, my God.
There wasn't.
People outside trying to get in.
Yeah.
They were, yeah.
Okay, sorry, not to cut it off, but then that's now how we get to excess.
So we're like, oh, shit, this is really happening because we have tried to get tables in Vegas for the last nine times.
We've gotten one once and then some friends invited us another time.
And here's the real reason we don't.
They're astronomically priced.
Yeah, I mean, you can get a table.
You just have to buy it.
They're just, dude.
I mean, yeah, they're anywhere from four to 20 grand for a table.
depending who's playing and what's going on, depending on where it is.
So anyways, we go to XS and, like, there's a bunch of people there for Supercross,
so, like, all the dirt bike influencers are there and, like, a bunch of big names in the dirt bike industry.
And he had a reunion.
Like who?
So, it was pretty cool, yeah, so, I mean, I used to live at Butterie's house for a couple years when I was training in California.
So their whole crew was there, which was super cool.
And then Shane Davis, Hemekula, YouTuber, OG YouTuber guy.
he was there with his crew and it was just like it was sick there was just everywhere you look
there was like somebody that was like a mountain bike a pro bmx or dirt bikers like a lot of monster
hats yeah it was cool it was super cool what'd you guys get into that so crazy so that was just
the buildup has been insane here that was the first line to the club so we just went out and just
chilled which was cool like got to hang out with some people you know talked hung out with the
twin sick guys they were awesome i i think
In general, there's not too many giant moments that you guys are going to be like...
No, hold on.
And also, who told you that it was this huge thing?
You guys.
No, who though?
Spenny's been hyping it up pretty hard this morning.
Oh, okay, okay.
I have not been hyping it up.
Because you guys just asked me how it was.
I was like, bro, it was insane.
That's pretty hype.
It was insane.
It was insane.
You said the best thing.
It was insane.
It was insane.
I've been hearing these guys like, dude, it was fucking.
and wild, this, that, and the other.
And then Mike, all I had to hear from Mike was, it was insane.
I go, tell me on the podcast.
Well, we haven't even got to the second day yet.
But, yeah, I mean, I guess we'll just skip forward.
We roll up to a house party with Nijia DJing.
You know how many Instagram pictures I've liked of Nijah, like, DJing house parties?
And just been like, man, it'd be so sick to go to a party where Nijja's DJ.
And then he was.
We were just talking about Nijia on the last podcast.
Yeah, it was weird.
It was such a weird setup.
Like, it was.
So you walk in.
The door alone to this mansion.
It had to be 12 feet wide.
Maybe even wider.
The door was the insane part.
The door was huge.
So insane.
The door was crazy.
No, it was.
Well,
I'm just putting to scale this house.
It would not been an issue to drive a vehicle into that door.
Even if girls could have got in.
Literally.
Like, just like, it would have been able to do on his side.
Never been able to do that one.
It was the tallest,
I know about the door.
I've ever opened in my life.
And it was so heavy, too.
right like it was full wood door it was a full
it's laugh oh enough about the door bro what was the handle like
it didn't have one he just pushed it
yeah I literally didn't have a handle no it didn't
because when we went to leave I couldn't get out and I was like
and then I just pushed it and it just swung open it was so weird
it was so crazy
Mike's in the bag like this is insane
let me text the boys right now
things are getting out of hand
Door has no handles
We can't get a handle on this, boys.
Holy shit, I'm glad I wasn't with.
I would have been getting in trouble.
All right.
Supercross was obviously insanely lit.
I don't need to get in the mansion.
We're talking to the mansion.
I know, but I was like we could backtrack as to who we.
Well, we're trying to just get to the good part.
You guys should have at least just got together before this podcast and been like, all right.
Well, clearly.
What should we lie about?
I was like clearly starting out at the beginning of.
of the trip and going through the whole thing was not the move.
All right, all right.
Tell me, how did you guys end up at this house party mansion that Nigel Houston is DJing at?
My influencer buddy, Spetti.
Okay, well, no.
Spenny is such a connected dude.
Knows everybody.
Okay, so this was the sick part.
So we go to Supercross, amazing day.
I mean, we hit the pool.
We're, like, we're chilling with the TikTok or Taylor Holder.
Little Man Zee, we were chilling pool, pool day.
Right behind Frick and Steve Aoki.
And then Lil Jon comes out.
Oh, God.
Okay, that was pretty.
Pretty cool.
You guys were right behind.
I had to double check if he was, I'm like, that's the real little John?
Like, that's sick.
Our Supercross Day was insane.
It started as morning.
I'm sure Steve Aoki would, yeah, have an imposter out there.
Is that a mascot?
I figured he wouldn't, but I still asked myself that.
No, that is sick.
That was dope that you guys were.
It was actually pretty funny because we were like standing back there.
And then this guy walks through with like a bunch of security guards and kind of like moves
the laundry out of the way.
And he like kind of said something to her probably, you know.
know, like, excuse me, whatever.
So, baby.
You probably say, so, baby.
You're on my way.
And so, like, we're kind of walks in, and everyone starts going, like, who is that?
Who is that?
And you're kind of wondering, like, what's going on?
And then he stands up on stage and goes, yeah.
Yeah.
He literally hit every single, like, hype up.
Yeah, the emo.
He hit all of his emo.
He's like, it's like, it's little joan.
Yeah.
And he's just like, dude, rip me.
Then, you know, hits to the windows.
And then the beat dropped, CO2.
coming out and stuff and he's yeah it was insane man insane so then we go to super cross super cross
i guess i'll explain for the it was crazy for those of you that watched super cross joe shimoda had
to get first or second and he won everything so in order for degan to win he had to basically put
smote on the ground two positions ahead of shimota but shimota's so fast that there's no way he
would have either gotten first or second so degan's ahead in the second motto and he slows down let
Shimota pass and tries to take him out three times.
Yeah.
I was watching on TV.
I was insane, dude.
Like, the whole...
So entertaining.
First and second pulled away from the pack, and the pack started to catch because
Schmota was slowing down because he knew what Deegan was doing.
And Deegan was slowing down because he was trying to get behind Schmoto.
So at some point, like, Schmota couldn't go any slower.
You just had to pass them.
Like, what a mental game.
Crazy how much faster they were than the other guys.
Oh my gosh, dude.
They were going insanely fast.
Like, it's not even the same playing field.
No, it's not.
But yeah, dude, it was just so obvious that Deegan was trying to take him out.
And even the announcers were like, what's the referee going to do here?
But in person, in person, it was so exciting.
Like, the race was, like, the best race I've ever watched for sure.
There's battles going on.
People were crashing huge.
Like, there's some Deegan looped out so fat and fell back from, like, second to fourth,
got up within like three seconds and was right back in a second again.
Like, just he was shredding, going as fast as he could.
could like everything on the line so is that allowed to uh to uh like purposely take people out no no
so how does that work well that's where the fine line of having it be dirty and having it just be a
normal clean out is tough yeah if you're like coming in as at a t-bone it's obviously not a clean
pass but if you're like just coming in and like just kind of brushing up against the guy and maybe
he goes up the track and crashes on his own then it's what he got docked five points yeah you got
Doc five points.
I don't think really changed.
So basically Deegan on like five minutes into the end,
he couldn't get Schmodo,
so he finally just drove it in as hard as he could at the finish line
and put both of them on the ground.
Crack the shoulder bone.
Broke his collarbone.
And, uh,
lost a million dollars.
I mean,
probably more with like merch sales and,
I mean,
he makes the championship tea,
sells the championship tea,
you know,
his sponsors bonuses,
team bonus,
like YouTube money.
It's a big, it's a big loss.
I'd say over a million dollars he's probably losing.
What's going on in the stadium when he's doing that?
And then what's everyone's reaction after he crashes?
I mean, he got booed a little bit after he crashed because he was like the bad guy in the situation.
Like Schmodo was the good guy.
Yeah.
I was pretty surprised at how many people were booing and yelling,
fuck you.
Yeah, well, I think.
When he went down.
I think what it was is he went down.
and everybody's like, that's what you get for, like, riding dirty.
And they thought he had just walked off because he's like, he lost the championship.
He walked off, but he actually crashed and broke his collarbones.
So that's why he was walking off.
He left his bike right in the center of the track, stood up and just walked.
Because he couldn't pick it up.
Because he couldn't pick it up.
So that's why the crowds were probably booing.
They were like, oh, like he tried to win it.
Oh, and he crashed.
And now he's a poor sport and he's walking off.
But he was actually injured.
Right.
But I mean.
It is what the sport needs, though.
Yeah.
How boring was it for a few years?
I mean, we're sitting here talking about it right now.
Yeah, that's sick.
No, every single media outlet.
The 451 was so boring.
Everybody just rode.
Nobody was really taking any chances.
I don't even mean this in a bad way,
but like when Jet Lawrence wins the 450,
when he wins a race,
people are damn near silent because he wins so much.
They're even silent.
I watched the whole thing.
Even his brother took first a second.
They just literally like just go to their thing
to start taking off their gear.
Like it was just they got done with practice or something.
They don't want to see a win.
They don't want to see something cool.
Dude, I mean, no...
Yeah, you know a thing or two about that, Gap.
Nobody likes a success story, Jeff.
No, they won't see you crash.
This is the only thing I'll say,
and this is no disrespect towards any of the other riders,
but, like, straight up,
we haven't talked about Supercross ever on this podcast
until Deegan rose into the ranks and...
And the thing with him, too, is, like,
he's doing more than just a regular rider, you know?
Like, he's doing the YouTube,
but then he's, like, going and riding with MMA,
guys you know like strickland he's a celebrity like he's a legit celebrity he's a legit
a celebrity all right chilled spainty and that's why it was cool and also crazy it's like mainstream
it's like no motto isn't a mainstream sport and like mainstream eyes are getting viewed on it because
of him he's a mainstream guy and mainstream people are watching supercross because of him really the only
the reason i tune into the races is to watch to see how he does because it's fun to watch him
and see what he has to say after.
And then, you know, I end up watching the 4-50s.
And either way, it's really fun to watch.
But, yeah, I think he's definitely bringing a lot of people into the sport,
whether they love them or hate him.
It's just a bummer that he went down and missed out on that money
because he probably could have ordered some of those doors.
Yeah, you could have some fun of the doors.
So anyways, you go to this house party.
Well, so then after the race.
End up picking him up.
Yeah, we pick him up.
And he jumped up in the same sprinter.
And Chase and Haley hopped into.
It was really good to see them.
and Hayden hops in with his arm freaking slung up.
I'm like, wow, I can't believe he was going out.
You didn't have much to say.
I mean, he was in pain.
Did you talk to him?
Not really.
I mean, he was kind of literally just, the whole ride there, he was kind of just head down.
Like, he would look up a little bit and then he would just sit down and he was like, had his eyes closed and stuff.
Really?
Yeah, I mean, bro, he just broke his collarbone.
He was hurting for sure.
He still was like, fuck it.
I'm going out to the party.
Yes.
Well, he wasn't partying, but he just wanted to chill.
Yeah, he just wanted to chill.
I mean, in that case, like, he was drinking.
You, like, mental-wise, I've never been in the situation where I'm losing, like, that big of a thing.
But, like, I mean, the worst thing you could have done is going to sit in your room and just been by yourself and been all sad about it.
Like, you just got injured, I think.
Like, the best thing to do, like, mentally would be to be with people, I'd say.
Right.
Okay, flights on air Canada.
Oh, wow.
Myorka, that's new.
Oh, nice.
But Vienna is a classic Mozart, palaces and schnitzel.
Mm-mm.
Now you're cooking.
If you're hungry,
deli brings the heat.
Heat.
Cartagena's got sun and the sea to cool off.
So does Marchanique.
Mmm.
And that French cuisine?
Book it.
Yes, chef.
Wait.
What about Lyon?
Choose from our world of destinations if you can.
Air Canada.
Nice travels.
Yeah, I mean, you've got a broken collarbone, though, so that might...
That's true.
That might change things a little bit.
So you guys end up pulling up to this mansion.
So yeah, we pull up to this mansion.
And there's all these celebrities.
Sports cars, all these sports cars.
out front, like G-wagons and Ferraris and stuff.
Sounds like we're on here.
It did kind of look like our driveway a little bit.
So where, this is where things kind of, I guess, were more notable.
And I, as you two would probably expect, you know, I just fucked up.
I was just an idiot.
What?
I would not expect that at all.
Well, I just did something, just did something kind of awkward.
What?
What did you do?
So we walk into this house party.
There's like no real clear, like, whose party it is, whatever.
Oh, yeah, we had no idea.
And we had no clue who's party.
So you're kind of trying to figure out the whole vibe.
And I go, the inside is a little bit much for me right now.
I'm going to walk outside.
So in order to get outside, where a lot of people were by the pool.
Those damn doors.
There's more damn doors.
Nijia Houston has set up DJing like in front of the patio doors to go outside.
So I'm like, okay, this is pretty cool.
Like.
I'm sorry, but Gab just built on the board.
Is that matter?
I'm not doing it.
As long as it's still the red, is it still red lit?
It's still red, yeah.
Okay, good.
So, hey, my mic's not working now.
My mic's not.
Dude, we can hear you.
Ben's mic's not working out.
We can hear you.
Your headphones aren't working out of our audio guys.
Yo, we're so down bad.
We had to fire our bad audio guy.
It's tired on most.
We didn't actually fire.
We go.
No, I'm good.
No, Ken's just making spaghetti right now.
We're good.
Ken's currently cooking two hundred pounds of spaghetti.
Sorry.
from my friend.
So he's DJing in front of his patio door.
Yep.
So you have to kind of like walk right next to him to get out.
And so I think I'm like, all right, this is going to be, you know, my opportunity to like say
hi to him.
Obviously, super cool, you know, an intimidating guy.
He's cool.
He's like a guy that, you know, a lot of people want to meet, including myself.
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to walk up.
I'm just going to like say hi, maybe dab him up if he goes for it and then walk out the door.
Not take too much of his time.
He's busy DJing.
He's doing his thing.
you guys know me and my dapp-ups.
They make me a little nervous.
I'm not trying to fuck it up.
There's a lot of dapp-ups this weekend.
He's just circling them the whole time.
It's just like, oh, shit.
So.
A couple circles around the table before.
The practice runs.
What is going on with this guy?
So I walk up and I'm like, all right, it's going to be quick
Dap-up.
Obviously, he's DJing.
You know, doesn't know me that well.
He's not going to want to do the Dap-Up and hug.
He's just going to want to do the hand and keep walking, right?
You're really thinking.
I'm taking this thing through.
Dude, when you, I don't, like, when you're socially anxious like me, dude, I don't think you
can, like, handle it.
So I'm just like, all right, be cool.
So what do I do?
I, I dab them up.
It goes well, and I'm like, I'm going to dab him up, move out the door.
So I dab him up, and he kind of starts leaning in.
Like he's going to, like, you know, it's going to be a shoulder.
It's going to be a back tap.
Like a homie.
Like a homie one, right?
Oh, come on, bro.
But I've already committed to walking out the door.
So I'm moving left.
What?
So I kind of just go like this
You know, I give him a clean one
And I realize that I'm fucking up
And I look down
Because I get nervous
And then just walk out the door
And kind of kind of left him hanging on
Maybe like a, you know, more like a what up
Good to see you or like a hey
You know, just like a cordial and a thing
And just walked out the door
He must have been like man, this dude is super busy
He's really had people to see
He barely even had time to dab me up
You're running out the door so quick
That couldn't have been any worse
in what Jeff did to him, though.
So Jeff,
Jeff did Blake too?
Jeff walked in,
and he's like,
Big Man, you know,
I could hit the bathroom.
Wait, no, bro.
That was,
that was,
buddy Blake.
Oh, that was Blake.
I was going to spare his name
because it was embarrassing,
but he goes up to Nijia
because there's not that many people
in the house and he goes,
oh, this guy looks like he might know
who's in charge.
He goes,
where's the bathroom?
He goes,
Did not.
And he just goes...
Like,
Like, walked up and was like,
Hey, where's the bathroom at?
To Nigel.
And Nigel, like, looks up from the keys and he goes, I don't know.
He goes, I don't know.
And then Blake's just like,
and he just walks away.
What the hell was going on?
But he, you know...
Why was Nigel?
He used to be DJing...
We don't even know.
And there was only, like, probably 30 people there.
And like, maybe half of them were kids and then half of them were adults.
It was a weird, like,
not kids, but like, half of them was like,
guys our age
and then half of them
were like some adults
and then there was like
three little kids
running around too
for me this dude
when I look at Evan
I don't look at you
well then we both start laughing
hard like it could be literally
the dumbest fucking thing
and we'll just lose it
but anyways
I can regained it
I look back with you
and I love it
I think some things
we just think are extra funny
all right keep going
but yeah I mean
there were like little kids
running around too
and then this like one little kid
with a mullet
looks like a little motel kid
comes up
Like, what's up?
What are you doing here?
And I'm like, hey, I know somebody.
Hey, you guys don't even know.
Chill, bro.
Chill.
Yeah, so I don't know.
Then, Nigel was like, yo, to me and Jeff, he's like, yo, can you guys, like, get some people to come inside and party?
Because, like, no one was inside.
He said the same thing to us, too.
Word, like, I don't know anyone here, but we can try.
So then we were, like, just dancing, trying to get.
Just you two dancing.
I had to say.
He was probably hoping for more like football.
That's the opposite of getting the party to come inside.
I know.
You and Jeff dancing?
Everybody.
I was having a great time.
That's where they took the handles off the doors.
Everyone would have been gone.
I was having a great time.
Holy shit.
I wish I could have seen this.
Yeah.
Dude, that's actually sick, though.
It was cool.
It was really cool.
Bryce Hall was there.
Or just even be in the same room as on the house.
Nigel was cool.
He was a lot smaller in person than I had imagined.
Dude, you look like Nysha.
I literally looked at him and I was like, dude, he's not much bigger than I am.
He's just a lot better at skateboarding, that's what sure.
You need to put down the dirt bike and pick up a skateboarding.
Well, I thought he was tall.
I thought he was tall, like, maybe like 6-2 or something.
What?
And he was like the same height as me almost.
I was like...
For people listening right now that have no idea who we're talking about,
Nigel Houston's like the best skateboarder of all time.
Arguably, like Tony Hawk, obviously.
20 Olympic medals.
or something?
No, no, no, no, no.
He didn't even make finals at the Olympics.
15 X games.
15 X games, gold medals.
Sorry, Nigel.
I had to throw it out there.
How many did he get then, Evan?
No, he,
Olympic skateboardings only happened like one time,
and he didn't make finals.
It was devastating.
He's more of a street skater, too.
That's where he's, like, super good at.
Anyway, I accidentally kind of big dog.
I did some.
Very steamy, which he was not cool at me.
I'll be Ken and Google.
That's cooler than asking him where the bathroom is.
Yeah.
that is cooler he watches four guys come in one guy just big dogs him walks out the other guy
comes up to him thinks that it's about to happen again but he goes yo where's the bathroom
it was all and then he's got to watch the other two just dance in front of that's not what
I meant by get the party started hey can you guys go get one of the chicks too guys no it was so
then he came outside on his own because
like the party was kind of outside and then he's like yo guys come on and party like you know
because he's he's ripping he was like lighting candles and like starting to like turn the volume up
and like you know we eventually made our way back inside but my little blip of meeting him was like
what's up bro it's good to meet you and then I'm like have the door open and I'm like I don't know
if I should go in or out he's like yo can you keep the door close I was like damn so yeah needless
to say we fucked up dude you guys let those doors saw the most action at this 20
The official medal count is 15 X-Games gold medals tying him with Sean White and Garrett Reynolds
for most X-Games medals, 11 of them gold.
And I guess I was wrong.
He got a bronze medal in the Paris Olympics.
So I don't know if there was a 2020 Olympics with skate also, but yeah.
That's sick.
So he does have an Olympic medal.
Coming for Ken's job.
You just came with valuable information back now.
That was impressive.
Straight up would not have been able to deliver that.
I used good old-fashioned Google.
I didn't talk to my.
phone about it. Ken spends all day
on his phone but refuses to touch it during
a podcast. Yeah. So that's pretty late though. So you're at this. The party is
like we leave the party. Out the big door. We've got to get out the big door.
Nice. Pass the fancy sports cars. Pass the fancy sports cars.
Get in our lift. Get in our. Well, because honestly I would have stayed there
all night but we had to get back. It was like 12 o'clock.
For the whole. No, we left there at one. We left at one. And we had to go see twin sick
because that was like half the reason we even went to Vegas in the first place
and then we made it there and it was just like,
dude,
they've gotten so good.
I'm not joking.
They have gotten so good at DJing.
Everyone was just,
it was great.
So the sickest part was is we roll up to Omnia with our boy Chris
and the doors are closed.
You can't get in.
Entry is already done.
There's no lineups.
The owner of Omnia comes up to the front and he's like,
yeah,
all you guys show your IDs come this way.
Takes us straight into like a full table.
service setup within 30, 40 feet from Twin Sick DJing, and it was just so sick.
All for free. All for free.
Damn, that's like a 15,000.
Yeah, I think we tip two, we tip like, what, two, three hundred bucks maybe?
Oh, wow.
So I technically.
I do that at Zorbers on a Tuesday.
No, no, you don't.
Oh, good, yeah.
But, uh, yeah, like, I definitely didn't take that for granted.
I'm like, there's literally like tens of thousands of dollars worth of experiences that
It's just, like, it's just happening.
They shouldn't be that much.
It sounds super lit.
It shouldn't be that much.
I mean, it wasn't really, like, our table service wasn't, like, super lit because it
was just, like, seven of us chilling.
Like, but it was nice that we could just sit and we weren't, like, super close to the music
where it was, like, blowing.
Yeah, we weren't bumping into people.
We had our own room.
We could sit.
We could stand.
You know, if, like, if I wanted to chill with Ryan for a second, I could chill with him,
and then I could cut across and chill with another buddy at the other side.
Like, it was just cool.
This guy just loves chilling.
It was just a chill set up.
I'm going to go chill over here now.
Yeah.
Nobody has more connections than you, Spenny.
I agree.
Nobody has more friends than you.
Yeah, I'm right.
I was even thinking about that.
Seeing all the posts,
it took me back to Seema last year when me and Spenny went.
He knows everybody.
And he's the man.
Yeah, he got us into a nightclub.
Everybody knows Spenny.
And he's just the man.
I don't know how.
How do you know these people?
Like, how do you make friends?
I just say, hey, my name is Spencer.
You guys want to be buddies?
And then normally they want to say,
and normally say, yeah.
they want to say you don't even up on things too here's the thing Spencer my fiancee was like super
popular in high school and she was like homecoming queen and i was like not right yeah i didn't
win any of anything i didn't like i wasn't trying to make friends i tell you this all the time
like no new friends i'm not trying to make new friends right and uh so anyway you actually said
that me and gavin are lucky to be your friends because you don't make new friends
you didn't know you guys i don't make new friends you know appreciative you told us that we need
be more appreciative that were your friends maybe the problem is less that you're deciding not to make
new friends and they don't want them yeah maybe no but i was talking to greta about this literally yesterday i
was like you were like so popular in high school and you had so many friends why do you think that is
and she was like oh i was just super nice to people and so i like started looking things up of like
you know like what makes these people more popular in school than others you started looking this
wow that's actually cool yeah pop yeah on tic doc and uh
This lady said that she did a study across, like, hundreds of high schools to see, like,
who was the most popular people in these high schools and why?
Yeah, what was the common factors, right?
And the most common factor wasn't looks, it wasn't how smart you were, it wasn't how
athletic you were, it was how many people that you liked.
So how many people, when you're walking down the hall, you would say hi to, of just
like, you went out of your way to just meet other people.
and that's what in return
made these people
the most popular people in school
So Spenny is like that though
You call people
Like if we're hanging out
And we're not doing something
Spenny's on FaceTime
calling one of his buddies
Just to check in on him
Yeah I always try to do that too
For like somebody's birthday or something
If I'm like I'll never text somebody for their birthday
Or try not to I always try to like FaceTime them
Really?
If I haven't talked to them for a long time
I'm like dude I'm gonna
If I see it I'm like oh shit like
I should wish I'm a happy birthday
And I just Rip McCall or something
you do do that you do that not that it matters then he's like one of my few friends that like when
he's calling and i see he's calling i'm like he's probably just calling to say what's up i call cj when
i'm home like hey what's going on and he's like i'm just golfing yeah and like i'm just like that's that's
a good point though like if there's a distant buddy of you not that you're distant anymore but
a buddy of yours that calls you only when he needs something or he or she like ah and you're like
not as prone to pick it up but for you since you're just calling to say what up
you're like going to pick it up every time sometimes i'll call mike and he thinks i'm going to ask for
something and then i just won't i'll just talk about like some random shit and then i'll just hang up
i'll be like i'll see you later you got me on that before i'd be like relatively busy but thinking like
well spenny needs something i need to answer the phone i know i get ev too and he's like you's clearly
doing something and he doesn't want to be talking it might not even be the craziest busy thing but like
filling up a generator just something i'm like i don't want to just be like get to the point but i'm like
Like, you just want to be friends and everything's fine, but I don't know.
I almost feel that it's weird to get a call just for no reason.
Oh, really?
I'm just wondering.
I'm not weird, but like.
It's different because most people don't do it.
It seems like usually like phone or is more for like, not like, oh, someone needs something,
but it's like, what are you doing?
Want to go golfing?
I don't know.
Just never.
I would way rather have someone just call me and just chat for like four or five minutes
than like be texting my boy.
Oh, he does not chat for four or five.
minutes.
He knows I called him.
I've called him before and we just bullshit for five or ten minutes.
Rich is good at doing that too.
Rich is also very plugged in.
I know when Rich is calling, it's going to be like a minimum 30 minute conversation.
Yeah.
I think we were actually talking the other day, Ben, and I was like, well, I'm coming down in like a week.
Let me just, I'll tell you when I get there.
This is going to be like a two hour long combo if we keep this call going.
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I actually cooked an entire dinner.
It was tacos, so nothing crazy.
But I was literally just starting to cut up the onions.
Didn't even start cooking the meat yet.
I cooked the entire dinner and had to tell Rich, I got to go.
It's time to eat.
Did everything.
whatever that had be like 40 minutes i guess going back to you guys saying that i said you guys
are lucky to be my friends i don't make new i'm not trying to like make new friends one because
the friends that i have i love and i feel like i don't give them enough time i know that's true
and it's you're just an exclusive guy which is like makes it more valuable for guys like me
damn i love i guess i'd rather sometimes you're like you're a classic guy now you call them ben
you're an exclusive guy.
Man in the white tucks, dude.
Look at the way he's dressed.
I would rather have fewer really good friends than a bunch of mediocre friends.
Which is cool, which is cool.
But I have a hard time not making friends, which is not a bad thing, but I just, it's a lot of work to, you know, keep up.
Like, you're getting snaps.
You're getting their numbers.
You're texting them, like, after we go out tonight.
And you're like, bro, that was insane.
What are you doing today?
No, I'm not that bad.
I just, I have a select, like, probably.
I'll be 20 or 30 person crew that I, like, will call.
What I've noticed is that if you, if that's just what you do,
it's not like a burden or work to them in their, in his head.
Yeah, it's not, you're just like, oh, I was just calling him.
But for me, I'm just like, ah, dude, I got to get back to, you know, three people.
And if you think about it like that, which I unfortunately do sometimes,
then it's going to be a burden.
But, yeah, for you, it's just normal.
And you guys aren't even that bad.
You guys get it good.
I got a couple kids that I call every single morning.
Holy.
I got like, the daily checkup.
I got three to four friends that are like really good.
guy buddies that I literally talk to almost every morning. Wow. And like if I don't call them,
they'll call me. I mean, sometimes I don't hit it, but like, are these guys not, what are they doing?
They usually just, I call my brother every single day, like right around like six, seven,
eight, nine p.m. I call my brother almost every day. They do talk a lot. They talk to shit
brother. Yeah. His brother's awesome. You guys got to spend some time together in Canada.
We face timed a lot. We facetime his brother at decent amount. He lives in Australia. He lives in
Australia. So he's driving to work. When I'm ending my day, he's literally waking.
up 6am and I'll just call him when he's driving to work and he's like what'd you do
and I just tell him about all the random shit you know what spending some people say that their
network is their net worth like you valuable man then I might be richer than Mike who well I don't
know about that Mike's the richest man in the world yeah yeah I may be on third then yeah so did
you guys uh gamble I did yeah I gambled gambled for CJ which I should have I should have
I didn't realize that.
I didn't realize that like sports betting.
Everyone thinks it's a good bet when it wins.
Yeah.
I was thinking that as soon as they're paying you on the winnings.
Even at,
cool,
I can't believe I didn't do it.
No, but even at the time.
Yeah,
you knew it's no way.
I've never bet on a single sports game ever.
So that was kind of my.
I'm like,
well,
I've never done it before or whatever.
Yeah.
But then once you won that 900 on.
I put a thousand up though.
I know.
Yeah.
I'm not saying I would even put that much,
but like,
yeah,
it's just cool.
I actually did some blackjack
where you sit in the pool and there's like seats in the pool and then you like
yeah they bring you drinks they bring you so you can play blackjack drink and go to the
bathroom without having to leave the table and that's what I was saying too and he said and people
were like tripping about it I was like dude the best part about the water gambling is you don't
need a leave to go to the bathroom and guys are like looking at me like I was crazy
that's how he cleared out the table made sure there's no suckers in there so that was sick
hitting the table did anyone come out on top I came out big time I
I came out.
Then he was just winning this whole trip.
Dude, every table, blackjack table, I'd put like, oh, 100 bucks here,
a hundred bucks there.
And then I'd get two, three hundred bucks there on this table.
And then the next table I'd put a hunter down and get another two or three hundred bucks.
And then pretty soon I was up like over a grand.
The reason that you made money is you were taking the little wins of like 200 bucks.
Yeah, I was.
And walking.
That's pretty rare.
I was.
I literally, I probably played 20 blackjack tables.
I'd hit one for five hands, win all five hands.
I'm like, wow, that was actually pretty late.
I just made $300.
I'm going to hop off.
I'm out of here, yeah.
Smart.
And then it just compiled, and then pretty soon I was at, like,
I think I was almost 1,700 when I called Ryan at, like, 2 a.m.,
one of the nights or whatever, after being out.
It was actually 4 a.m.
Oh, yeah, yeah, it was 4 a.m.
Because Ryan posted it at, like, 4.30 a.m.
Yeah.
So I was, like, dumb up.
Nice.
Dumb up.
That's awesome.
And then I obviously played a little bit,
and then I gave my money for the flight.
and paid for a couple limo rides and bought some dinner and what i didn't get a ride of the limo
what the hell was that all in all i was up 700 with after expenses for the trip after expenses
if you go to vagus and leave up minus your expenses that's a good and hell i mean that's like
three four thousand canadian so i mean i don't even know what i'm going to buy you're a rich man
How many gallons of syrup could they get a guy?
Not enough.
Never enough, but a lot.
I did some calculations earlier downstairs.
We are currently cooking, not to get a sidetracked here, but this is important information.
But Ben, tell us about the all white.
Why are you all white?
We're good on Vegas.
People are probably wondering what's going on here.
That's end of our Vegas shenanigans.
Yeah, I guess the last comment, I was just giving you guys a hard time.
It did sound awesome.
It was fun.
And the reason I was giving you a hard time is because I was extremely jealous.
I had an insane amount of FOMO
Even before I was like
The most FOMO I've probably ever had
You said it on the podcast
You're like
I feel better and worse
I'm I have a wedding
But like
It's a shame if you guys don't go
Yeah you guys had to go
Yeah yeah yeah
That's why I had so much FOMO
It's because I like kind of facilitated it
And then I didn't go
And I just watched what could have been
But yeah
Dude even just like to hit the pool
And like we literally just hit the pool one day
And just chilled for like
Three four hours in the pool
And that was just so relaxing
It was really really
Weird because at 11.
Making us more jealous, man.
At like 11 a.m.
You guys should have came, Gab.
How was the food?
How was the eating good?
The food is all right.
Garlic knots, pizza.
Dude, when we left the club the first night,
buttery came out shortly after us and like sprays us all with beer.
Oh yeah.
That was funny.
It was funny.
You can't keep bragging about how fun we had.
They're going to be sad.
Well, I wasn't having that much.
I wasn't having too much fun when the cops like,
Three cops came and surrounded us.
Yeah.
Really?
And then...
Well, so, Buddy, you had a beer bottle, like one of those metal...
Like a 40 or something?
It's like, no, it wasn't a 40, but it was like a metal tallboy.
It was an ultra with the twist top.
Yeah.
And he walked out and, like, you could just see, he was so hammered.
He had the look in his eye.
The second he walked out, and he had his thumb over the top, and he just walked out and
just started shaking, spraying it all over the place.
Like the marble walls and the marble walls all over us.
In the casino.
In the casino.
My favorite.
part was right after he does that
he turns to Mike and Mike just
dabs him up and then the cops
come up right behind Mike
and then I was like I didn't walk up and they're like
what are you doing and he's like
oh shit like
I was just ripping or some shit he's like I'm just
trying to rip with my boys like he's just
so hammered the cops were like oh my
bad yeah oh sorry sorry
we didn't mean they just threatened you know
we could get you trespass from here
which yeah they probably could I mean he didn't even
And there anyways, he didn't care.
He was like, but what are you going to take me to juice?
He didn't care.
Spenny's the one who said, he goes, you know, what are they going to do?
It's not illegal to spray a beer.
I mean, public indecency or banalism.
Spraying it all over the walls.
I mean, you know, some drips got on the walls.
He could have just said that he slipped and his thumb was over the top.
I don't think it's not public till you're on the sidewalk.
If they're in the casino, they're trespass you.
Yeah, trespass you.
I think you can get a public in the, especially the place that gave you the beer.
Look at this.
He knows where to point to blame.
He is so knowledgeable.
He is so knowledgeable.
They gave me the beer.
They're the ones that gave me the beer.
All we're talking about is alcohol gambling right now.
Bro, between Evan and Gavin, like, all questions could be answered between the two of them.
The craziest thing was buttery whipping out his hog in the mall.
Like, he was blacked out at 9 a.
Now, that's public indecency.
He was blacked out at 9 a.m.
I don't care if you're in the side of building or not, I think they'll still hit you with that.
He did the talk.
He hit the tuck, no, he hit the tuck and hit a mangina.
But he was so hammered.
But did he show you it from the front to the back?
From the front, from the front.
He was respectful.
Yeah, just the mangina.
But yeah, he was in the mall and it was 9 a.m.
And he had not gone to sleep.
And we were just waking up and we met him in the mall to go to the pool.
And, uh, and yeah, he was like just hammered.
His hat was all sideways.
His hair was all down in the front of his face.
And he was just walking around the mall.
And, uh, I think.
he was just getting his first drink in the mall, which is crazy that you can get
an alcoholic, an alcoholic smoothie, like a fruit smoothie, a breakfast smoothie?
Just a ripper of a first drink.
With three shots of vodka and, yeah, he was like just pulling his pants down and
like, I was like, are you going to come hit the pool with us?
And he's like, yeah, and he just pulls his pants down.
He's like, are you going to rip the skippies?
And he's like, yeah.
And then he just started whipping out his mangina and showing us a mangana.
You, you guys were getting suss.
This is what I was really waiting for.
No, the truth's coming out.
And then we went to the pool and obviously, you know,
we guys were drinking.
He kept drinking.
And then we're like, all right, we're going to like start getting ready for Supercross.
So we left.
And we never saw him again.
Never saw him again.
And he stayed in the pool.
We left and he stayed.
He didn't go to Supercross?
Well, I don't think he did.
I don't think he ever made it.
Because then later that night, we ran into Medium Boy,
is the buddy who's filmed YouTube videos with him.
And he was like, have you guys seen Buzz?
and I was like, yeah, he was at the pool with us
eight hours ago, but we haven't seen him since
and he's like, yeah, me neither.
So, like, we had no clue where he went.
I was like, maybe he's still back at the Caesar's pool.
He might be in jail right now.
Yeah.
Hopefully not.
No, we didn't check the rosters, but we could have everybody
Ken check into it.
Yeah, check the rosters.
Ken's actually pretty good about checking jail.
Yeah, he's good at it.
He can pull that up.
Yeah, he's good at it.
Yeah, me and CJ and Ken went to a Vikings game.
And it was like a high school blowout type score.
Yeah, it was crazy.
It's crazy.
They won by like, I don't know, what, 35 points, something like that.
Yeah.
And that's how I won $900.
Yeah, so that was sick.
You won money.
Did you bet on it?
I didn't actually pretty smart.
I didn't.
But I'm, I mean, things would have gone the other way.
It would have, yeah.
Guaranteed.
Dude, I've been firing on just sports betting.
Alex is a little concerned, but I'm up.
I'm up this whole football season.
and, I mean, I'm having the time of my life.
It's so fun.
It always starts out pretty promising, I feel like.
No, not always.
I mean, you guys should all get into it.
The last two seasons have.
I seen you guys went to the game and I was pretty jealous
because I've never been to a football game,
but I'd want to go.
With the boys, of course.
Yeah, it was more fun.
We'll go to another one for sure.
And then what were you guys getting into after hitting some sort of...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we were just hit the town.
So then it was Ben and I, right?
It's me, Ben.
my fiance, Alex, her friend Jay.
We had our friend Mark, his girlfriend,
and then his brother, Sam, and Ken there.
So we were like, we got to, like, go hit the town and all this.
And then Ken, of course, didn't want to go to the place that we were going.
And we were like, well, what?
Where would you like to go?
And then we kind of just shove the idea of gay 90s out there.
What was the first place that he didn't want to go?
And we were the suss ones in Vegas.
I think he wanted to go.
No, we were trying to go there for Ken.
Oh.
Ben and I were, we were on another level.
We were being so bad.
Like, we were causing a scene.
I think everyone was pretty annoyed of us, but it was...
I might call that Jonah and Cheddar.
Yeah, we were definitely doing that.
Anyways, we dragged the whole crew to gay 90s.
Ken's like, I'm not going in.
What's gay 90s?
He just said.
Came right after the 80s, baby.
He's iconic.
And he's got jokes, too.
It's like an iconic gay club.
But we literally just went right in the door, and then they're like,
we're not open for another 35 minutes.
And then we're like, all right.
Ken said, we can wait.
And then we just got in a Sprintervan and went home.
Nice.
But, yeah, I mean, it wasn't that crazy.
I would have gone.
We didn't tell these guys, like, man, it was insane.
Well, for the record, I didn't even ask how it was.
Well, that's a good point.
Yeah.
That is a good point.
No, it looked like a good time.
I've still never been doing an NFL game here.
It was a great time.
We'll go back.
Anyways.
CJ got to see his favorite.
cheerleader?
Yeah.
And what'd you think?
Are we going here?
Are we going here?
Better in person, CJ?
No, you really don't even notice.
You don't even notice.
Oh, I saw some Snapchats.
You noticed.
Yeah, you look pretty locked into that.
Ben and Ken were just like,
would not drop it.
It's like these guys just are so immature.
But anyway, yeah.
So, like, no, you just don't even notice.
Just blend it in with the other cheerleaders.
So it wasn't bad then.
You literally, like, at least from how far up you were,
I couldn't.
see shit people if he can run it that well let him run it then yeah let him run it that's your
official stance gav uh i'd say it was all about the same off but if he can't i guess so come sit over here
yeah here take a seat oh man i missed you so bro what's up you guys welcome back good to be back over here
so gab what's your life been like ever since becoming the best three wheeler rider on the internet
not gonna lie it's like something did kind of switch did it really yeah i don't know what it's been
but you know the girls have been awesome and just yeah
Yeah, got, you know, they have been awesome.
You know.
How often you get in a new chick?
We're hanging out.
We're finally back on the saddle as one of the second.
Yes.
Like, what do we, like one, one a week?
We're telling what we're doing?
I mean, we're back.
We're back.
What do you mean?
We're back.
Give us some.
What do you mean?
I used to be really good at pulling girls, you know, and I kind of lost it for a little bit there.
I don't know.
You lost your mojo.
I lost my mojo.
Yeah.
But you got your mojo back.
Yeah.
That crash knocked it back in.
but yeah finally just back on the saddleman i think they all saw a couple of the instagram reels
they probably watched the youtube video and i don't know but honestly something's clicked so now there's
chicks flocking yeah yeah i hate to just be that guy but they are they're being selective
of course that guy but yeah they're flocking he says they are more than ever i uh i hate to blow up
your spot but i i heard what you hear
I promise, they're all hot.
Tell me.
I promise they're all hot.
Tell me.
Come on, you're getting them hot.
That you were...
Settle down, Ben.
You're getting him hot.
Look at him.
He's getting on red.
You had one chick in the passenger seat of your first gen or whatever.
And you were going up to Brack.
And you looked over at her and you said, you ever been with someone, you know, like me?
Famous like me.
This famous.
Is that what I said?
I probably did say something that's stupid.
He's starting to cry.
He's starting to cry now.
You're making a high, man.
Ben, you made him cry.
I ended up in the first time.
Yeah, am I 12 out?
And she said, no.
You made him cry, man.
She said no, no one famous like you?
Nobody is famous.
Nope.
Who told you that?
He's pretty connected.
You literally made him cry.
He's got actually.
I'm sorry.
talking to girls i just knew that talking to girls what am i saying anymore what am i
yeah i'm obviously you're the man i i i do agree and i'm not trying to take anything away from you
but i just i i heard that and thought it cannot be saying that that's so stupid i probably did
say something along those lines though what am i doing i was seeing if you know seeing what's up
she was a very pretty girl if she's that pretty you know maybe another famous guy's been around
i think she's lying another probably probably yeah it has to be right they're that hot
something's going on or something's wrong with them gab i guess i just had just
ask because I just don't want
these girls hanging out with you with the wrong
intentions after the whole best
three-wheeler rider on the internet thing.
Uh-huh. Right? I want the intentions to be
pure, not with you because of the stunts.
Really? Okay, I'm kind of okay with both.
You don't care. You're not concerned about it. Okay.
All right. Well, I'll take that back then.
You just care as long as they're pretty. As long
as they're pretty. Or just cool.
They don't have to be pretty. They can just be cool.
Dude, there's nothing wrong with hooking up with
a torta every now and then. You got to.
A what?
A torta.
What's that?
Just a bigger woman.
A bigger woman.
I was not talking about weight here, Gav.
How do you not tell that?
I want to Google this.
T-O-R-T-A.
Look at it.
He's so interactive back there.
He wants to double check.
He wants to double-check the weight.
In Mexico, a torta is a type of sandwich.
It's filled with a variety of meats, cheeses, vegetables, and sauces.
The term can also refer to a cake or a flatbread in other.
their Spanish-speaking regions.
What?
What?
So are you eating a lot of these sandwiches or what?
Bro.
Where'd you learn that?
See, here's the thing is we say so much dumb shit on this podcast and nobody ever
questions us.
We're just saying, we're spreading misinformation for the words that we're saying
right here.
And Evan's keeping us honest.
I got one more, though.
According to Urban Dictionary, Torda is also slang for an overweight Mexican woman.
Oh, there we go.
All right.
Yeah.
Which is nothing.
Yeah, there's nothing.
You are like one, one, what are you, one 16th Latino?
No, his mom.
No, I'm pretty much half.
I'm half, half as, yeah.
You're half?
Yeah, my mom is fully Hispanic.
Where's the BBL then?
Hmm.
Oh, shut off.
Why you're so flat?
There's nothing there.
I'm sorry.
Why you're so flat?
Got it from my mama.
Well, no, because your mom's mom doesn't have a butt.
Mm.
All right.
We're in dangerous territory here.
Yeah, we are.
Get it from my mom.
But, uh, yeah, we're chilling, man.
And like I said, you got to, I mean,
you calling your mom flat.
Stop, we're not talking about my mom.
You got to try all the flavors.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
In that aspect, yeah.
I thought you were talking about my mom still.
Hey, do you guys?
Dude, I was actually like, yeah, I thought you were talking.
We crossed the line a lot.
But that's a weird.
The way you looked at me when I asked him, I'm like, what?
I'm trying to get on to a new question here.
Do you guys realize that both of these guys are completely 50%
a completely foreign ethnicity, and they are like the whitest people we
know says the whitest guy ever but i'm freaking irish and finnish you're what beaheoh bahamian oh
right and he's mexican our diversity hires yeah we got spennie and gabin yeah gab we got
get your mom on the pod you guys would love my mom on the pot dude i want to meet her let's make
it happen yeah we'll bring her out all right bring her in no no bring her in shut the freak of that
would actually be so good no you scared me
I would believe it.
I'd believe it.
She cooks the best spaghetti, too.
She cooks the best spaghetti.
It makes sense.
We're having wine nights.
I know.
That's what I thought.
I was like, holy crap.
And she loves wine, yeah.
There we go.
Yeah,
we're going to have to line something up.
You guys would have a blast.
My mom's a hoot and a half.
I believe that.
Yeah, she's awesome.
I believe that.
I believe that.
You guys think I'm like, convince me of that.
I'm a ball of energy.
Wait until you meet my mom.
Really?
Oh, you think I say crazy stuff?
Wait till you meet my mom.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You think I got a flat ass?
wait till you had to. That was good, Mike. That was good. But yeah, girls have been great.
Adventures have been great. I went on the best adventure ever with Spenny.
Heard about it. Unreal. Yeah, we talked about it on the pod last week. Yeah, unreal, though.
He almost killed me like 10 times. Really? Yeah. I mean, I'm in cowboy boots, dude. Hiking down 75-degree angles.
I shit you not. Did he put the boots on you? Or did you choose to wear them that day? I had no other shoes.
think we were actually hiking.
That's all it was.
It was a two and a half mile hike, a straight bushwhacking.
Pushwacking.
Did you tell him that you were hiking?
And Gap thought he's been bushwhacking before.
I thought we were going on a backcountry ride, so I just packed the cowboy boots
and a pair of jeans, nothing else.
To be fair, what more do you need?
Made her out, but it was actually super sketchy, like thinking back on it, dude.
We were.
Oh, yeah, it was.
No satellite phone, nothing.
Spenny, you're a madman.
Thankfully, I was tracking us, so I had it on Onyx.
the whole time but we didn't even need my onyx like spenny knew where he was going i know you had to
got a little built-in gps in him i don't want to boost his ego too much but this is a true
outdoorsman you guys are sitting next to yeah you like that's buddy outdoor boys type shit
literally good god you know literally outdoor boy type shit yeah you're the man like for the outdoor
aspect you're the man i'll give that to you just the man and ask yeah you're just the man
spani oh you stop it yeah what really happened in that tent you stopped i have he kept me warm
Don't you tell him what happened in that 10?
It started raining at about 10 o'clock, and we hopped in there.
We hopped in there.
And you guys know, I don't sleep with clothes on, so I was, you know, bawdy.
Just keeping warm with Spenny.
Speaking of which, what do you think of your new bedroom?
I love the new bedroom.
You haven't seen the bedroom?
Unreal.
With Rich?
Rich.
Oh, yeah.
Just the rich thing.
Yeah, I wish the heart.
That's it.
Where's the heartbed?
We were afraid you break it.
Is it not that's dirty?
No, it is.
Four by fours.
We just were, I mean, a bed was custom-made bed.
But those new beds are hard-knotted to the floor for you.
The ones in the ones.
Yeah, you don't got to worry about them sliding around and shit.
That was a safety hazard before, yeah.
If you don't like the mural, you, tump-bop, top-bunk, it's still an option, buddy.
Can I run it?
Should we do it tonight just for fun?
Yeah, I would.
No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, so we got a big night ahead of us actually.
Tell me about it.
Hence why Ben's in the all white right now.
I wish you would have told me I would have got my kid on too.
Well, I didn't plan on wearing it.
I was just testing it out.
I know.
I was honestly, I was just too excited.
I've never seen Ben ever test ride an outfit for anything.
And it turns out he's ready for the flood.
We're six hours out from the biggest day of the year.
And he's test riding his outfit.
Yeah, I was just too excited.
threw it on.
Ken's currently cooking 400 pounds of spaghetti right now.
we have like an entire truck bed full of wine
I think 100 pounds of pasta sauce
If Ken hits us with the
Anymore Reds tonight
It's gonna be a bad place we're gonna be in
There's no way we run out of wine or spaghetti tonight
I did some calculations
We made 320,000 calories of spaghetti
Oh wow
How many noodles is that?
Let's see, let's see
Let's really put them to the test on this one
Put him to the test
he's not even using chat gpc he's just using good old google he's on yahoo he's funny because you can't see him over the camera gear and stuff you can't see like me and Gavin can't even see him we gotta sit up to see him
360,000 noodles I was gonna say it 360,000 noodles it's like a calorie in each noodle what was your number
320,000 yeah there's literally close to a calorie per noodle wow that's insane he says something and then he even he even questions what he is
He, what he says, because he's so skeptical of spreading him for misinformation.
Misinformation.
This guy just double checks his work.
Just dialed in over there, app.
He double checks his work.
He's good.
Is Ken getting excellent just to ads?
Dude, Ken does not want to be the ad guy.
He's so good, though.
Yeah, okay.
And it comes from the heart, too.
I knew it was going to be a great success, but, like, I was getting text from people I don't
hear from very often saying the video was good.
Ken's ad was great.
I rewinded the ad three times.
and watched it over.
That's crazy, right?
Saying something.
Those are raving reviews.
And so I came in the next day and I was stoked.
I was like, Ken, you're a overnight success.
Once again.
I wish he was here actually to defend himself, but he was like, no, I'm not.
People hated it.
And I was like, what?
He's pissed.
I was like, no, people loved it.
And I was like, look at the comments.
And he's like, you're delusional.
I was like, no, I'm not delusional.
I'm reading the comment.
Go on the video and read the comments.
I was this delusional, and he's like,
you're just selective of what you want to hear.
Yeah.
And I was like, no.
Every third comment is how much they love it.
Yeah, so anyway, Ken's putting up a fight
because he doesn't want to give in to his God-given talents.
I think he killed it.
People love it.
I mean, it's more entertaining, too.
Yeah.
Ken starts hitting the ad.
Shred 80 starts hitting the outroes.
I mean, we'd have like 40 outros,
but it would still be awesome.
See later, fellas.
We'll see you next week.
Oh, no, no.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, we're still in the intro.
We haven't filmed the video yet, Gab.
Dude, the best part about Gav coming up to Canada
was watching him just interact on Facebook marketplace
with three-wheeler guys.
Really?
Obviously, he came and he bought a three-wheeler down there
and then he had to sell it.
So watching him pull up to this three-wheeler guy to buy it
and then the guy that he sold it to ended up coming to her house
and he hops out and he's like,
Shred 80?
And then he looks at me.
I mean, he's like, Spenny?
And he had no clue that he was buying it off Gavin because he listed it.
I listed it.
He said he had to have some kind of clue.
Gavin Carlson.
They don't know your last name.
They don't know.
Gavin, three-wheeler.
Three-wheeler.
Or three-wheeler Gavin.
I like that.
Shred.
So,
yeah,
had no clue.
What are the odds that you legally change your birth name?
To shred?
No.
No.
To like your middle name three-wheeler or something.
Should I do it?
I think it'd be fun, right?
What if,
what if you do you do?
I don't think there's a downside.
First name, three, middle name, Wheeler, Carlson.
Three Wheeler Carlson.
I don't like it, dude.
I actually kind of like it.
All right.
Gavin Three wheeler Carlson lining up for the jump.
I would actually change my middle name to three wheeler.
Gavin.
Really?
Three wheeler Carlson.
We can help me.
What are you working with currently?
Craig?
Craig.
Craig.
Who's Craig?
My grandpa.
So no disrespect, but I also love three wheelers.
Yeah.
But three wheeler.
I'll give you.
Is it a hell of first and middle.
name you're tall me what middle name we need all three we're middle names three wheeler
carlson i think just three wheeler carlson yep i like that whole new carlson g i'll give you
my son my buddy mike wants to say something i'll give you 10 gs to change it to a tc tony chris
i'm not doing that i'm not doing that that was so stupid i throw in five gs for you to
change your name to first name three middle name wheeler
Carlson. Why are you guys throwing so much money
at me for that? Of course I'll run it, dude. Why wouldn't
I? Like, doesn't that? Is there anything? Five grand, you would do that.
Is there any bad sides to it? No. No, right?
Why wouldn't you?
Is it like an Instagram username where you can only change your name or your
username twice? Hey, remember, one of our friends tried to do it, and apparently
you have to like give a good reason to like a judge or someone
has to like approve of it, so you would...
Show my YouTube.
I believe that you could come up with a good reason. I'm just.
You could just roll into the courtroom on your three-wheeler, crash into wherever you're supposed to sit.
And I got to go, I don't need to hear anymore or see anything more.
And then you just stamp it.
Slam the hammer and he's out.
Good to go.
Where would be an awkward place to be called three-wheeler Carlson?
Nowhere.
That's the best part about it.
Imagine some girl, like, he finds a love of his life.
Three-wheeler?
I promise to always.
She's a reciter vows.
We're all laughing.
Just nickname Try.
Just call me Try.
He liked that.
People would get the wrong impression, buddy.
Oh, no, no.
What do you mean?
Try.
Yeah, all your high school friends would be sitting around a camp,
I'd be like, you hear about Gavin Carlson?
Apparently, you transition to try.
What?
That would not sound good, bro.
That's not a good look.
Yes, exactly.
No, no, no, no, none of that.
I love my name.
We're going to keep my name.
So not even for $5,000.
You wouldn't change it to three-wheeler car.
I mean, if there's not, let me do some more research on this, but if there's no big
downsides to it, I will do it for five grand.
It's going to be on your ID, on your passport, your Instagram.
Why, why don't have to change my Instagram when you go?
That's where he draws the line.
ID, passport, I don't give a fuck.
Evan, to get a new birth certificate.
Let's just keep a gap for now.
We'll think about it later on.
The funniest part about this conversation is that my girlfriend's son wanted to change his name
to Snowmobile Johnson.
but he was only seven when he thought of this idea.
We have Snowmobile Johnson here.
A lot of bad name.
No, it has a nice ring to it.
Snowmobile Johnson's.
Three wheel or Gavin almost sounds the best.
Oh, so change your last name to Gavin.
That might be a little more paperwork, but definitely work.
Your family is probably kidding.
He loses out on all the inheritance.
He loses out on millions.
Could he change?
That would be sad, though.
Yeah, but it's like, there's really no downside, right?
There's no downside, right?
30 years later, yeah, there was a downside.
I lost half.
The day I lost half of Denver.
You writes a book about it?
A children's, a children's book.
I'd still give me five grand.
A children's book.
A book by three wheeler Gavin.
And then the first sentence is, I hate my name.
I can't even afford to take it.
it back
I spent the five grand
CJ gave me on the first
Honda I saw
oh fuck
oh my god
dude that would be detrimental
you know
Gavin the wrench would appreciate
that
yeah right now you guys share the same name
just call me Gab
I'll be Gab that's Gavin
you actually locally are called bad Gab
that's what is up with that
where did I get that from one night I got bad
Gap.
Where did that come from one night?
Well, Gav, let's just say you made a fucking
impact off of one night.
You left the town on fire.
Let's just say it involved Duck Dynasty
pants and a little red Miata.
Man, that Miata ran good, though.
Dude, RIP to the creator
of Miata.
Yeah, he died, dude.
Did he really? No way. Bob Ross.
Bob Ross is the guy
that paints pictures, Gav.
What are you saying?
I know his name.
What are you saying?
He's the old.
The old guy that pays me.
You said it was such confidence, too.
Bob Ross.
What made you think that?
Because I was literally just talking about him like two days ago with the Miata guy, with Dylan.
It's like a Hucumatara or something like that.
It's like a very cliche name like that.
Bob Ross.
Do you know who Bob Ross is?
Now that I think about who is not a cliche name.
Yes, it is.
Gavin.
What is Bob Ross do?
Wait, wait.
Bob Hall is the creator of the Mazda Miata after referred to as the father of the
Miata.
Huh?
Yeah, I'm the stupid one now.
I told you was Bob still like yes
but who's the guy that you just sent
Bob Ross is like an old painter
if he makes a little mistake
you just add a little bush over there
and no one will know
yeah so anyway
compare a Miata to a Bob Ross painting
they're both beautiful
agreed Mike do you have any Bob Ross paintings
no you can't buy it Bob Ross by him
no they're that expensive
no they've never sold one
in museums yeah
Yeah, his estate owns them all.
Which seems wild.
Mike, I'm sure you could afford one.
If I don't know, it just seems crazy.
Like, they haven't gone somewhere and you can't buy it from it.
Like, if it gets, you know, donated somewhere.
Jesus.
Somebody needs to lube the door hinges.
It sounds like Evan farted because Mike's walking away.
He had to get a breather.
It's a good thing we're cornered back here, huh?
Good thing that...
I've actually been doing it the whole time, but everyone with headphones in didn't know.
I could hear it
He's been getting ready for wine night
Dude I think we found
Your new spot, Ev
Yeah I agree
Yeah this is definitely your spot
Big Ken's gonna be pissed
Because you can't scroll his phone
To not look up what we're asking him to
Are you gonna put Ken on that side?
I don't know I think we're gonna
Put him in his own like elevated chair
Some kind of like Buddha chair
Just wheel him in with a head
Right here
Raised up
In the middle
In every shot
It's like just as lower
half and then when it's when he talks it just like moves up to him yeah yeah uh the father of the miata
was tom matano by the way not the creator matano matano made the miata how do you father a car i don't know
bob hall is the creator often referred to as the father but this guy looks super fucking white and
then they say this guy tom tom matano that died that died yeah and they call him the father of the
meada it was bob it makes sense because the two guys are the both the fathers together
the miata no you're right it doesn't make sense two men created a miata adds up it does uh Ryan
how are things going oh with your investment property oh dude so bad so bad I've actually
fallen to full slum lord at this point really no it's just my fucking tenants suck I have
some some messages shout out to them if they're listening dude honestly now
that they're out and I have assessed how shitty they are at first I felt bad she was talking about
how like you know her kids were sick and stuff and I was like damn I feel bad for you and I gave
her a four month extension on rent which she did not pay a dime of and then I went in there
after going through the long process of going through the eviction courts and all this stuff
and spending more money than I would make in the whole year just to get them out which is fine
You know, whatever.
Passive income.
Everybody says, invest your money.
Do something smart.
I should have bought a fucking Hummer H2
and could have made more money.
Anyway, we get inside, kick down the door.
I'm in there with the locksmith doing the paperwork.
And the house is just completely trashed.
They're like literally shit on the wall, dirty diapers.
I mean, it's honestly, like smeared it on the wall.
Yeah.
Like in spite or just like they were dirty?
Uh, I think a mix of like you are wasted at night and you take your kids dirty diaper and throw it across the room.
Shut up.
You don't want to deal with it.
No.
No.
No mattresses on the floor.
No sheets on the mattress.
What the fuck?
How many kids she have?
I believe they had two kids there.
Two kids and it was their husband or just a mom?
No.
And then like the mom and then the dad, which I never heard much from the dad.
But, uh, they were just like texting me to create.
easiest things like i'm gonna you're gonna die because like i'm gonna take you to court and you're gonna get
the death penalty you piece of shit like saying mean things i like did feel bad honestly i was like
fuck i feel bad like i'm you know how did you feel about this did you go in person and try and
confront you're a nice guy you not try and settle this in person or what no i didn't i didn't go face to
face with them i figured they would not not like me anymore in person weren't they threatening to
like sick the dogs on you yeah because when i went over there
to try to get they were saying that like the house was infested with mold which now after knowing that they were there i believe
them uh and so we tried to send people over there to like deal with it and one time i had to go because
i had to walk the mold guy through and she texted me and was like the only thing in there is my attack dog
he will hurt you don't come in the house so yeah like crazy shit anyway so old are these people
the ma the oldest one was probably 50s the younger
ones were probably in their 30s.
You met these people before they started renting, of course, right?
Hunter did, my partner.
Oh, but you didn't?
I didn't.
And apparently they put on a good face when they moved in.
Our suspicion is they do this.
They come in, they go, we want to move in right away.
We'll give you a bunch of extra money, whatever, to get in right away.
And then we'll sign a big lease.
And then they just pay you the first month and then never pay again.
It takes like five months to get them out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So how long were they in there?
they were in there for five months total they're back like $6,800 in rent or something like that
and how much has it cost you probably right now not including lost rent three grand with the junk
removal and then the exterminator so I walk in there with the locksmith and I'm standing I kind of
felt like something on my legs I thought it was like hair or something because there's like dog hair
and shit everywhere and so I'm like kind of just scratching my legs not really thinking
about it and I looked down and my entire legs from like here down are covered in fleas.
What?
Fucking like little bugs just jumping all over the place.
And like once you start looking at the floor, it was just like covered in that.
They were living there.
We're living in it.
It was just disgusting.
It was like you actually cannot believe that someone could humanly live like that.
This is the second time it's happened to you too.
Yeah, I've got two other places that have been great, but I've had two bad people.
in this house.
That's same house.
Same house.
The one that you got fixed after the other people destroyed it.
Yeah, they like broke the sinks and all the stuff.
Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy.
So what's the takeaway from this?
Well, I mean, the real takeaway is hire a management company so they can vet the clients.
We did a background check.
We did a credit check.
We did all the things.
But vet your tenants.
And then the other take.
away is don't don't buy rental properties just buy hondas buy hondas yeah and like i get it because a lot of
people are going to be like fuck you landlords are the scum of the earth you're driving up home prices
for everyone else like trust me i did not get a good deal on it and i am not rolling in fucking money
because of it if anything i've literally lost money doing it and your time yeah and my time
are people saying that yeah people hate landlords and i don't blame them but i do think there is a
selective part of the world that needs uh someone to take care of them in that manner like i think a lot
of people could not manage a house washers dryers heaters all like the shit that actually has to be kept up
so it doesn't fall down i think there's people that it is wiser for them to spend the extra
two hundred dollars a month to rent a place and not have to worry about it yeah a lot of there's
probably more renters in this world than owners and i don't know if that's like uh you know that's just
kind of what it seems like on the flip everyone's going to look that up you know everyone this was
a hot topic on the podcast uh around april of this year i sold all my stocks you know when the stock
mark was going down and then i went back in at a lower price to date i'm up 31 and a half percent
i just checked that's actually amazing for for every hundred dollars i put in i made 31 and a half
dollars if i were to sell right now that's an insane investment yeah but
But, I mean, that is a rare time, obviously.
Stonks are zooming.
Stonks are zooming.
In the United States, there are significantly more homeowners than renters.
It's 65% occupied by homeowners, 34.
There we go.
Occupied by renters.
And I tried to make sure I put, like, properties because I'm assuming this covers, like, apartments.
But then it kind of words it is homeowners.
What a thorough search, Evan.
Nice job.
I appreciate that.
Well, there we have it, guys.
So there's more homeowners than rentals.
In the U.S.
Yeah.
And I mean,
we don't charge astronomical rents and we try to.
But it says despite the homeowner majority,
the number of renting households is growing faster than people buying.
I think definitely owning a house and renting,
it gets a bad rap because of fucking BlackRock who will like buy a whole city
and jack up rents and jack up everything, you know.
What's the average age for somebody buying a home now?
Because that's increased in.
It's going way up.
38 years old.
38.
Wow.
That's when they're first buying a house.
And that's in 2024 and it said 2023 was an all-time high at 35.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, there's no doubt that nothing's getting any cheaper.
Yeah, the housing market's like pretty crazy right now.
It's like super inflated.
So Ryan, maybe right now is the time to get out because if it's inflated.
I don't think you're going to be able to get out.
I don't think so either.
No.
You're down with the ship, but people aren't.
People aren't buying, because there's that inflated.
Yeah, there's like a massive influx of imagery.
Just ride that bitch out.
Give it 30 years, Ryan, you'll get your money back.
Yeah, honestly, that's how it kind of feels.
I actually, well, I have some videos of the outside.
This is how they left the outside of the house.
So do you have to pick this up or what?
I had to hire a junk company because I didn't want to mess.
Is that their car?
Yeah.
I always stole it.
They can't.
You got to hold.
They owe you money.
You got to hold all your, their shit for 30 days.
legally their property for 30 more days
I'm gonna leave
I'm gonna leave
I'm gonna leave names and people out of this
I know a guy who this person didn't pay him rent
for like it was a while
like it might have been years
and like it was in this property
that was a ways away
and he didn't visit much but he hadn't paid him
in years one day he just went down there
and with like a buddy
and just went to collect his rent
and he took a skid steer his pickup and I think a trailer
seriously yeah still has the pickup the skitt steer it's a nice skiddy it only had like 50 hours on
it too wow i've never heard of that and now he gets he's still staying there it buffed out wow wow
wow yeah it's a nice skitty too yeah pick up everything yeah but anyway fleas fleas in my house
that sucks the only funny part of the story is the neighbor came over and was like i'm glad
you're getting these shitty renters out like we love our neighborhood and i was like i know i'm sorry
I'm a normal human being.
I don't want to have a shitty house on the block, whatever.
And then after the fleas, like, if I brought home one flea to Daisy,
it could rejuvenate and we could have a whole flea infestation at my house.
So I was like, well, I don't want that to happen.
So I stripped butt-ass naked by the trash can,
swiped all the fleas off my entire butt.
Naked naked, not not.
Imagine they come away my shoes.
Through away my shoes, my underwear.
These guys are cycle.
We should just pay.
him. And then, yeah, I ran, I got all the fleas off me, ran buck naked to my car, no shoes,
no nothing, no underwear. What? Hopped in my car and then drove to the lake.
Ryan, why don't you just go psycho on them? I literally can't. They could, they, like,
they could just go to court and sue me. Like, I got you guys in a corner, dude. Is that car still
sitting there? No, no, they took their car. I was going to say, you should take that thing, dude.
What else we got? Oh, CJ went shopping the other day.
Let's hear it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, uh, I was kind of,
board when you guys are in Vegas on Friday and it was raining and Alex want to go to the mall
to get some stuff and I was like you know she wanted me to come with I'm sure whatever I'll go
with you you know I don't go to the mall much so I'm cruising around you know I stop in zoomies see how
the merch is going say what's up to the people got it up front there's like legit six t-shirts
left like the the gal goes we can't keep it in stock it's just we don't get enough of it for one
but there's six t-shirts on the fucking thing I go what that's that's awesome
them but that's crazy whatever keep moving you know i'm trying to buy something because
how often do i go shopping once a year we get all the way through the place nothing i'm really
seeing where do you go next yep last door on the thing last door in the line i go loolum and
alex what's cool seeing here so we're in this place right and i'm like you know like whatever like
i should get something i can't come you're thinking about me though right you're thinking
about me right away i kind of was yeah i was like i'm going to get a sweatshirt and i'll just
grab this gray sweatshirt and like these sweatpants or whatever and like I'll wear those when
when we're like flying so that way I'm comfortable I hate wearing jeans because I'm like you can't
really get your nuts and shit okay you know because then like you're sitting next some random guy and
you're like maybe trying to and you just like you really got a pry of course you really
got a pride you got jeans so anyways yeah so I'm like wearing sweats so I'm like I'll get these
sweats and then I think I got like a pair of shorts I just you know it's a quick boom boom boom
whatever you know 400 fucking dollars it's not cheap what the fuck what the fuck dude i go what is that right
like i told the guy is that right and he like chuckled it's like yeah and it's like it's really
nice stuff babe i'm like how nice is this like it looked like normal shit to me yeah but i'm already
there and i i i low key want to just put it back i was like i didn't really want it this bad i was
just buying something because i was here and it kind of felt like i needed to do you don't check
the price tags where it's a fucking
sweatpants how expensive can sweatpants
you must not know anything about
Lulu though I mean I just assumed it
well the thing is I feel like you know it's expensive but you don't like
I didn't expect us be it was
$398
and you guys are just cutting up all my clothing
I did think about that I did think about that
I go to the outlet yeah he's going to the outlet
we're a shirt 20 bucks
I should I honestly
we put it in the bag and went home and I don't even know where Alex put it
I don't even know where that.
You haven't even worn it.
No.
Because if you would have put it on,
you would have been driving your happy.
I didn't even really want it that bad.
Put it on.
Trust me.
I'll try it.
Driving back to buy more.
Seriously.
Oh,
it's the best thing ever.
Yeah.
Gab,
we got to get you a sponsorship, bro.
That would be amazing.
Yeah,
we got Evan a Twisted T sponsorship last week.
No, no.
Yeah.
Finally?
Yes.
Shut up.
Yes.
That's actually huge.
Big one.
Tell me about it.
Is it awesome?
Free T's,
do we got a pallet coming or what?
No,
but we got four boxes.
That's going to get us through a couple hours tonight, if that, right?
It's wine night, Guy.
It's not Twisted T night.
Congrats, Ev, that's huge.
Are you guys joking?
Are you being serious?
It's a channel sponsorship.
But technically, 4F, kind of.
You know, it was a TikTok, it was a TikTok sponsorship.
So it's a tick.
It started.
It's a TikTok sponsorship, but it's a lot cooler saying,
Evan got sponsored by Twisted Tea.
Okay.
More so.
That's pretty sick.
Sponsored athlete.
He was actually the first athlete.
Like,
they're looking for athletes and...
Shit, I'll be next.
I think they're looking for...
You're saying I'm not an athlete?
Respectfully, I think they're looking for sports that are still active.
We're making it more active.
The doctor and I have made it active again.
They were pretty interested in golf.
He's not even a motocross.
He's actually a professional golfer.
Oh, that makes me so hard.
You saw the cart.
I know.
I figured you were doing something cool with it.
He was.
He was ripping it around.
Okay.
What was that noise?
I don't, you, shut up.
Just do a stunt.
Go do a stunt.
You can't just tell him to just go and do a stunt, yeah.
If he's going to be sponsored by Twisted T, he's got to do a stunt.
All right, so since we met you, we've been working on get you a brand deal since the day we met.
And I'm happy to announce that you are now a Twisted T sponsored athlete.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, you look so good.
Okay, see, it did something cool.
She did a wheelie.
This is great.
I made a hole in one.
Dalton killed it on this.
Not the happy Gilmore shot.
No way.
This is a fire reel.
He's crying.
He's got a little tear in his eye.
That's really good.
She's crying.
That's really good.
You are crying.
Yeah, it's amazing.
You're going to make me cry.
Shut up.
That's awesome, though.
Don't worry.
You guys can talk about it in the bunk beds later.
We might have to.
No, but I think going back to investments, I think Honda's, sorry, sorry, but this was just
on my mind still.
I think Honda's honestly could be a better investment.
I think I've made more money over my three-neller collection than you have over your
rentals.
100%.
You've got a pretty successful YouTube channel right there, but again, you are making the
You're the king of the three-wheeler's on the internet.
You're the best three-wheeler on the internet.
So give me a number here.
Like, how much money do you got into three-wheeler's?
And how much do you think your collection's worth?
I'm probably 25 grand in total.
And it's probably worth around anywhere from 75 to 100.
Well, you're not counting that one $10,000 three-wheeler we gave you then.
No.
No, I'm not telling that.
How much do you've got more?
$100,000.
75 grand?
75 grand.
75-grand.
My collection?
I'd say, 75-grand.
How many wheelers do you have?
How?
How many,
you want me to break it down?
How many of them?
So, well, the pilot,
none of them run.
None of them run.
How the hell do you go from 25 grand invested to they're worth 75 to $100,000?
I'd say $75 on the lower end, but if I'm selling hot, I mean, I got the $2.50 from you guys,
I could sell that for $12,000 all cleaned up, right?
Okay.
The pilot that I have, that's worth it.
No, that thing's so clapped.
Yeah, but all it needs is a power wash and some new forks still, she's good to go.
So you say that, but like, these guys that are spending a shit ton of money on these three-wheelers
want them in, like,
like off the showroom condition, right?
But also, people want riders as well.
And it's definitely proven to be a rider.
And I think, you know, I've shown,
I think, you know,
doing a big stunt on your three-wheeler
isn't going to add value.
No, no, no, no, no.
People aren't going to buy it
because you did a big stunt on it.
Yeah, we'll just start out there.
That's 12 grand right there.
And then we got another 10 grand in the Honda pilot
that I still have.
And then another 10.
Mine, my pilot probably worth 10.
For shit.
Puts suspension on it.
Mine?
Did you buy for three?
Mine's great.
I bought mine for very cheap.
Mine's worth about 10.
The one you Tomah.
How much are a Honda pilots going for?
Oh, you can't even find it.
There was only 2,500 ever made.
So, I mean, they are rare as shit.
So that's definitely worth of-
I want you.
There is only 3,000.
Doesn't Dalton drive a Honda pilot?
Yeah, Don't have a Honda pilot.
Different type of Honda pilot.
Yeah, but if people are buying them,
they might be confused.
I hear what you're saying.
Here's a 1989 pilot, FL 400 R.
Way nicer.
shape than yours.
They are asking 12 grand.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Anyway.
But it actually is nice.
That's the problem.
Oh,
shut up.
Okay.
And then I got...
Even if it's 75 grand.
Even if it's 75 grand.
Yeah.
You are correct.
You're sitting pretty good on it.
Pretty decent.
25 into 70.
Not bad.
So I'm saying...
But I'd like to think I'm right around 75.
I'm being a little optimistic.
You know what you need, Gab?
You should do a...
This would be a good YouTube video, like actually putting a value on it.
Oh, that would be actually really good.
Yeah, my $100,000 through the collection.
You got to start buying a couple more.
But make sure when you're talking about your investments,
you've got to take your cost out.
So take out all the costs of the seafone.
Of course.
Of the seafo.
Yeah, how much seafone and carb cleaner?
Enough you should have a damn hat.
Lost wrenches.
Let's see, like a good example that I have a couple of these crazy buys
that I bought for like a hundred bucks,
not even just a hundred bucks.
With this past one, I paid 400 bucks per machine.
So 800 bucks total.
From the Shriners?
Yeah.
And those are, from those poor ones.
Those are probably worth, you know, four grand each.
So you go in there and you know.
Three grand wheeler Mike has.
They are brand new.
They are brand new.
If you're buying these three wheelers for a couple hundred bucks,
they are barn fines, they are in good condition.
If you hold on to them and you keep them in good condition,
you don't ride them for your stunts,
they will be worth a lot of money.
Yeah.
One day.
But the problem is I might, you know, go do a stunt.
Trash them into the side of a building.
Yeah.
I was pissed off the other day.
I found a great barn find.
I found a great barn find, right?
And one of my friends actually helped connect me to this guy.
But apparently my buddy screwed it up for me
and showed him videos on my YouTube channel and me crashing.
So I started talking to this guy.
He's from like Venezuela or whatever.
I've done work with him in the past,
buying truck parts and stuff.
And...
Done work with them.
Work.
Doing work is Gavin buying...
He's done business with him.
I've done work with this fellow before.
And I was like, hey, dude, I saw you got, you know,
you got this barn find.
He's got a blue 110.
He's got a couple 70s.
And I was like, would you sell them to me?
I was like, I'll come over and check him out.
And he goes, yeah, you can come over and check him out.
But I'm not selling him to fucking you.
I go, what are you talking about?
He goes, your buddy showed me him.
What you do to him?
You fucking wad him up in the fucking wall.
Like, just literally talking to me.
I was like, brother, come on.
I thought we were cool.
She goes, maybe once you mature, like five, 10 years, I'm going to let them sit here.
Once I'm ready, you can come by them.
Really?
Yeah, weird as shit.
I can call them right now.
He'd probably tell me the same thing.
Huh.
You won't.
Prove it.
Do you want to bet?
talk like we're not here.
I actually want this bar.
Put it on speaker right here.
It would be good for me to try and go for it.
Are you getting diesel?
Pete, what are you up to?
Brother.
Working.
Working.
Dude, it's GAV.
And I'm just calling one more time.
I got to see.
Would you sell me the,
I need that blue 110 for me.
I really need to buy the blue 110.
Who is this?
It's Gavin, the three-wheeler guy.
Oh.
Come on, brother.
I know you want to sell it.
If I want to sell it,
I don't think it would be here.
What do you, oh, I know, but that's why it needs to be with me now.
What are you thinking? What would it take to buy it right now?
Nothing.
What do you mean nothing? Why won't you sell it to me?
Because I don't want to sell it.
Pete? What about the 70s?
Nope.
Like another five years or how long? What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
Because you know I'm a collector. I want to get these cleaned up and just a part of the collection as soon as I can.
Yeah, well, fuck. You're still young buck. They ain't going nowhere.
Pete, I might not live till tomorrow. I got to buy them.
Yeah, we can. If I crap fucking the next couple of days, then, yeah, I'm telling you, it'll be the first one that I'll have a deb's on it.
But then, I don't need fucking money, and I don't want to just get rid of them.
So money's completely irrelevant out there.
Do you do?
Money's got nothing to do with it. It's the fucking principal.
Money and favors. How about money and favors?
I could come and work for a day. How much money?
I told you, man.
Five grand.
Be careful.
No.
Pete!
10 grand, 10 grand.
I can't if you give me fucking 100 for it?
No.
100 bucks?
100 bucks?
No, 100 grand.
You thrown out around 5 grand?
No, I should just, I don't, like you said, I don't need fucking money.
Hey, I know.
Once those things are gone, they're fucking gone, and I don't know.
Over the pants, yeah, Joe.
Maybe one day
Maybe one day
Nothing else I can do
I can't do anything
Whenever you're ready to sell them
Let me know I have cash
I know you said cash doesn't matter
So you want to give them to me right
Yeah right
Yeah right
All right
Well let me know Pete
Yep
All right well good talking to you
Be back
Later bro
What?
I told you guys
That went well
Yeah it went terrible
Val you just went up on your collection dude
there's a seller out there that isn't selling right told you brutal huh dude was everyone that
was the craziest little conversation where is he from is he like russian dude he is russian actually
he is russian you said venezuela same difference i don't know i just pictured of venusuelan
yeah he's russian dude and he is that boy is conservative as hell i'll tell you guys that
right now you walk into his shop and it's like holy crud yeah there's maybe that's why
he wouldn't sell to you what are you talking about he should have him we have one of his
four wheelers.
Which one?
Oh,
the Russian one.
Dahl.
All right,
we got to go drink some wine, fellas.
Might be a wrap, Pete.
I think it is a wrap.
Might be a wrap, Pete.
Oh, that was good.
Yeah, that was good.
I'm happy to hear about
your guys' insane.
Vegas experience.
Yeah, the door sounded crazy.
Gab, have you heard?
You got the chance to win one of three corvettes.
Hey, at C-BoysTV.com.
That's pretty sick.
Every five dollars you spend, five dollars.
That's all you're going to spend is five dollars in your
entered. Hey, we're already halfway through the timeline to get entered, so it's closing out
quick. So everyone go get entered. Thanks for coming on, Spenny, Gavin, Micah. Appreciate you coming back
from Vegas for this. We're worried you were going to stay there. Thanks for having me. And we'll see you
guys next week.