Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Gavin The 3 Wheeler Guy On Being A Self-Proclaimed Redneck and His Upbringing
Episode Date: February 7, 2023In today's podcast Gavin, AKA Shredeighty, joins us for one of our funniest podcasts yet. We cover everything from how he became a self proclaimed redneck, his hot step-sister, what his plans for the ...future, and his prized 3 wheeler burning down. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right.
Welcome back to the wide...
Jesus.
Sorry, bro.
Might have to leave that one.
Welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast.
Cut to Gavin and Evan.
you guys look good over there okay so it's sunday night right now we don't normally run pod
sunday nights but the vibes the vibes have been high and we were just like we had quite the
weekend as we'll get into uh in the upcoming hour here and we were like there's so many stories
we feel like we need to just sit down on the podcast and just share them all before we forget
and before we mostly tell each other because like we kind of split this weekend mike and ryan
We're doing their own thing
And then the rest of us
We're doing our own
So it should be a good one
Where do we start
Well Gavin got in what
Thursday Friday night
Didn't see Mike until this morning
Dude yeah
Yeah there's some beef
There's some beef going on
So Gavin got in on Friday night
And I left Friday night
Before you picked them up
And I don't know
I guess you kind of did too later
But I wasn't here until like today
Midday
And you guys kind of told Gavin
That we didn't like him anymore
Well, you know, you just never have liked him.
That's why you guys don't hanged.
Oh, so you told him that I've never liked him.
Well, I told him the truth because I'm a good friend and I hang out with him.
He said all we are, we're just acquaintances.
To be fair, he kind of was the one that said it and we were just like, yeah, you're kind of right.
Oh, so he said, why are Ryan and Mike are not here?
Do they not like me anymore?
He comes up all the way from Colorado and you guys dip.
How do we want to, like, I feel like Ken right now, but do we want to like throw it back and
like do some track record here because like me and Gavin haven's pretty ticked off no I will get
going I mean yeah Ryan first night ever ever coming up here I'm trying to hang out with him
and uh oh he just leaves I'm stuck I'm stuck with stuck with Ben and CJ and that was that
after that I love how he's looking directly at the camera I realize I was hanging out you're stuck
with Ben and CJ I was there well I know but I wanted to hang it
Ryan is the one that formally invited me.
Should we just have Gavin on?
Press the button with the crowd cheers.
What up, Gab.
Gavin, the three-wheeler god.
Here we go.
All right, for those listeners wondering who is this guy,
Shred 80.
I'd say about a year ago, Gavin posted this video on YouTube,
calling us out for not going on thin enough ice
where he proceeds to then drive his three-wheeled.
onto the ice and then fall through immediately and he was like that's some real thin ice and then
a bunch of people were tagging us in it and i was like i'm not sure if this is a joke or if he's
actually like trying to call us out and start something here and then it kind of died there right
and then fast forward like six months later ryan is like hey yeah i've been talking to that three
wheeler kid that that like called us out on the thin ice video and then fell through the ice
yeah he's gonna be here in like 45 minutes that's all that went yeah and
It was a friendly callout, but I knew the ice was,
I knew the ice was thinner than anything you guys had been on before.
So I did want to teach you guys a thing or two, which I think we did.
So then Gavin shows up.
Yeah, you showed us.
Then Gavin shows up.
We meet him.
The first time ever meeting was on camera when we, like, roll up.
And this dude just had the best energy, and we've pretty much been best friends ever since.
Three rulers.
When you first pulled up, he rolls up in this 19, what is it?
1889, Dodge Cummins.
Oh, if you're going to.
Just burbling along with he's got five three-wheelers like just throwing on this trailer, one on the back.
They're all like kind of hanging off the side of the trailer, barely even strapped down.
And he jumps out and he's this ball of energy.
He's all sweaty.
He's wearing jeans.
It's like 90 degrees out jeans.
I drove halfway across North America with no AC.
No AC.
No AC.
No AC.
No AC.
And he jumps out and he just.
yelling. Hey man, what I'm Gavin? And he's just screaming the whole time. I'm like, is this guy on
drugs? I legit thought you were on drugs when I first met you. And I was just punched up.
I was pumped off my mouth. I was doing lunchable. That's all I had. And you were just being yourself.
You were just being yourself. But, uh, and then we, we kept filming and then eventually I was like,
I wonder if he's just trolling us. Because it was like, you rolled up. We were filming. Yeah.
And then I was like, he's got to be just trolling us. There's no.
way he's actually like this in real life cameras go off we're done filming for the day and you're
still acting exactly how you act i'm like when's this guy going to put the you know put his
curtain down here and uh just kept doing it was about an hour later and then we're like you know
you want to just stay for the weekend we we kind of like this guy yeah it was pretty funny because
before that we were like well how long's this guy's staying that's right and ryan's like well
we were worried because there's like you know a random person that you never know you never
No, you never know.
No.
I had no plan.
I didn't know where I was going to stay at.
I didn't know anything.
Yeah, no.
I could have drove to Fargo maybe, but I didn't really tell my buddy I was actually coming.
Oh, no, no, no.
I could have gone over there if I had to, but.
Oh, no way.
Oh, yeah.
I had to turn out.
I was serious.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I was asking Ryan.
I was like, well, why is he coming here?
And Ryan was like, oh, he's going to see a buddy in Fargo.
And he was like, yo, I'll be close.
Should I just swing by with all my three wheelers?
That was a cap?
To this moment, I think.
thought that's what you were actually doing.
I stopped by and got a beer with him on the way out, but I didn't have been finding
much else.
I was just kind of sending it up here.
I came all the way up from Colorado to get a beer.
So didn't you say before you got here, like you were like an hour out and Ryan still
hadn't responded with like our address or telling you to really come for sure.
So yeah.
I drove to Watertown or whatever the first night, 12 hours, 13 hours of driving.
And I text him, I'm here.
Send him a picture and everything of all the wheelers.
Leave me on red.
Leave me on red.
Oh, yeah.
That's when you should have known what kind of person Ryan is.
Oh, I got worried.
I got worried right away.
And, yeah, so freaking woke up the next morning, still didn't know, still didn't know,
ate breakfast, 10.30 rolled around, starting the truck up, finally sent it to me.
I was like, oh, my gosh, I don't just have to drive around corn, I'm out looking for him.
And so got the address, pulled up.
Now we're here.
How we're here.
I mean, three times hanging out later.
Like, it's so fun that you made the impression that you did, and now we're here.
Like three times later.
We're like, Gavin, you want to fly out?
You want to do some three-wheeler shit?
And then you have no other answer than hell yeah.
Dude, Gavin's our booty call fly-out now.
Yeah.
Gavin's like an Instagram model.
That's what it is.
Three-wheelers, though, baby.
And having fun.
I called up Gavin last week.
And I was like, hey, bro, we're filming three-wheelers on tracks.
Do you want to come?
And he was like, when are you thinking?
And I was like, I'll preferably fly you out in two days.
And he was like, okay, baby.
Hey, baby, let's ruin it.
Heck, yeah.
And then you're like, do you mind if we, like, we haven't planned to fly at home yet?
So, yeah, just do your thing until we need you.
And you're like, yep, I don't know when I'm going home.
No, we're just hanging out, having fun, whatever, right?
Go ride a three-wheeler.
It's great.
Dude, I almost want to hear.
So, like, what happened today in Gavin's words?
Which one?
Which day?
Today.
Oh, today?
What did it happen?
What happened today?
What happened today in your words?
We slept in a little bit, right?
Yeah.
And I've been hearing a lot of stuff about you.
It started off, we were going to go searching for you.
Oh, yeah, we were going to break you out.
Yeah, Mike, that's actually how the day started.
Gavin shows up and then you dip, Ryan dips.
You guys are nowhere to be found per usual.
Ryan did show up to do the filming, but he was not saying a second longer than he had to.
You didn't even show up for work.
What the hell?
Oh, we were working?
On Saturday, yeah, we're filming all day, bro.
That's my bad.
We were looking at your location.
We were just seeing just a dot on the map.
and it was not moving.
So we were actually, after 48 hours,
we were like, I don't know if he's okay.
We were worried that you were being like held captive or something.
So we legit were on our way to go pick you up.
But then we saw that you were on your way here.
No, I was just hanging with.
Well, we didn't know.
We didn't know what the,
what the situation was if she had you like tied up in a closet.
We were getting worried.
We were worried.
So yeah, but then we saw you on your left.
I can't complain that you guys had my back like that.
Yeah, we were going to be there for you.
Well, originally we were like, yo, how funny would it be
Well, actually, I'm, nah, I'm going to save this one.
It still might happen.
No, I was just like, I was going to come Saturday.
I was like, well, I really want to hang out with Gavin.
And then it's like the, well, Gavin's going to be there all week.
You got a point, I guess.
And then it's like, that's where it was.
I was like, but I missed you, man.
So does Evan like me more?
He wants to hang out with me all weekend and week.
I think he does.
Bro, who I've been with you the whole time.
Dude, I love this.
I love this like this whole, like, who's close, who's more.
legit with Gavin, dude.
I'm obviously, after this weekend, not.
But before that, I was like, we were geez, man.
We were texting, yeah.
We have a three-wheeler bond that no one else can compete with it.
Gavin and Evan, like, something really can't break there.
Well, Gavin and Ryan do now have a bond with the Hummer.
Yep.
Oh, well, we don't want to get into that quite yet, because I started off a little hostile
out of this morning.
Yeah, gosh, I don't even want to talk about it, but we will go into detail.
I don't want to talk about
But then you go in a great detail
So yeah Mike's
He's such a podcaster
We see Mike's location
He's on the way back
So we're like all right
We're good there
We're good there
Let's go find Rye
Let's go find Rye
So we're on our way to go get Ryan
And he's doing the drive by
In the Hummer
And I was like holy crap
Look that piece
That thing is a piece
That thing is a piece
That thing's a piece
I go oh hey there's Ryan
From the back
No way
That thing is a beat of shit
Surprise it was moving down the road.
I couldn't believe it.
Yeah, so he rolls up in a 1989 Dodge coming.
We pulled up to the shop and the Hummer's sitting there and he goes,
No way!
Didn't think it could stop without hitting the shop!
And that's when Ben and Cedjo like, just go in there and tell him what's a piece.
I was like, I don't want to be that mean.
So we walk in there.
I don't want to do it.
All right, let's go.
Start off, hey, Ray.
Why are you not being that cool towards me?
I love that.
Why not being that cool towards me?
And then it started to transform into, dude, your hummer is a bit of a piece.
He started going after it.
It's not that nice.
We don't like it that much.
The brakes don't work.
It's a piece.
And I learned that if Gavin calls something a piece, it means it's done for, man.
If it's a piece, it's not good.
Gavin, you would never be seen driving a Hummer like that.
At that moment, at that moment, you would never be seen driving Ryan's Hummer.
Yeah, no, I couldn't drive a Hummer.
I think the best thing of it was, we didn't really know where you're going with it,
Gav, but you just like almost started producing it.
And you're like, I think you need to take it over the rainbow rail.
And then Ryan thought that this was like the big plan all on, but it wasn't.
And you just started like moving towards like, all right, I guess.
It did escalate very quickly.
I did start to feel bad when Ryan started to.
I can tell.
He was like, oh, this is real.
Like, we're about to do this.
dude i but now you can't talk shit on ryan's hummer to be clear it's a fucking unit and a legend
it is it really is it proved itself i think anything that goes over the rainbow rail that's like
that's the standard now yeah like if you that's the standard yeah 100% so anyway yeah no
a lot of respect for ryan's hummer now wow how the how the how the turns have tabled
over the last couple podcasts the the the hammer i swear is it's just like the the vehicle that
just keeps on giving. It started out as a joke and then it just isn't a joke. Well, it wasn't a joke
for a ride. That should stay the joke. Sorry, Ryan. And now it's just a legend. I was just trying to get
around. It's a great machine. It's not a piece. Very luxurious, man. I take everything back.
No, it's great. No. It's great. But anyway. So something I want to get into a little bit,
gab, because, you know, you've been a part of a few of, well, I'd say a few of our most viral
YouTube videos you've been a part of you know and you just basically
forced yourself into them and just and you've been a star in them you've done great
I mean now you know we're just begging for you to come back but uh you know you're
there's just something about you that uh makes you different from everyone else a good
different yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you just have such like positivity and such
great energy and uh and you just really contagiously fun to be around and obviously you're unique
you're a redneck thank you yourself reclaimed redneck like an energy that you can't ask people
to have but either have it or they don't you're you're interesting you know just as is but the more
I get to know you the more interesting you get as I get to know more and more about you so one of
my favorite things about Gavin is you know you see him pull up in his in his 1989 Dodge
Cummins, which, you know, is a rust bucket.
It's no way to see.
It's a beautiful rig.
Thank you.
But I could not believe he made it from Colorado here, and I didn't think he was
going to make it back, quite frankly.
I made it back, no problem.
Well, yeah, I was wrong.
But you show us this picture of your family, and I'm expecting to see fellow rednecks.
The total opposite.
The total opposite.
They're all in suits.
We're not doing this.
My step sister?
Dude.
You brought it up, bro.
No, I was thinking that too.
I was like, are we doing this?
It sounds like we're doing this.
I wasn't even bring it up.
I was just saying you're what?
Go ahead.
No, keep going.
No, I want to hear talking about it.
I want to hear where you're going.
I love that.
I love the counter.
Gavin's going on offense.
Yeah, no.
I'm not on defense anymore.
Go ahead.
So he shows us this picture of his family.
And they're like clean cut.
like very
I mean they're not redneck
they're not redneck they're wearing suits
they mom's driving a loaded
Yukon
the Jaguar
oh shit
so my question Gavin
you don't come from a redneck family
they're far from it
were you born this way
did you at what age did you decide
you're gonna be a redneck because I know
you don't you don't come from a redneck
family but you are 100% of redneck in my book
you you earned the type
You had to work for it.
Some people are just born that way.
Like, you know?
That's, I mean,
waking up at 5.30 when you're in middle school to watch Monster Jam,
that'll do a lot,
yeah.
That will,
I mean,
did you really?
100% is the best.
I'd make sure I'd wake up early to watch Monster Jam.
And watching Dennis Anderson and the Gravedigger
just send it in it.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey,
but Gavin's parents are like,
what the fuck's wrong with our son?
Don't you think he's getting a little redneck?
Yeah.
Baby,
he's just finally.
find it something he's passionate about.
He's just a stage.
Oh, baby. Oh, baby.
Chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos.
That's amazing, dude.
So the Monster Jam infected you.
I'd say you got a bit of Colorado ranch water in you, too.
Yep, yep, grow up on the lake and stuff like that.
So that was a big part of it.
And freaking playing in the river all day, wakeboard.
I can throw the tanch.
I'm still here and there.
Get down on the hydrofoil.
But, uh...
How's that right neck?
No.
That's most of the time.
I was just bragging.
Most of the time are behind a three of a dick.
That's what I found.
That's what I found fun about, like, watching some of your videos.
Like, you live in Colorado.
There's mountains and this and that, what you get in Colorado.
But you're still very similar to what we do around here, lakes and redneck shit.
What?
You guys aren't rednecks?
I mean, I wouldn't call myself one.
Partially?
I'd say you guys, you guys got a percentage.
I mean, there's maybe a little bit in us.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we do redneck shit.
Okay.
But I don't know.
if I would say that we are, by nature, rednecks.
But we're also pretty interested in, like, a lot of things.
Like yesterday, I go, yeah, what do you think of, uh, Bucadis?
Literally asked him.
I do the whole time when I'm hanging with, my asking things like, I was growing on
Instagram.
I saw one.
I was like, yeah, what do you think of Bougatis?
And he goes, oh, those things.
No, I got my dream whip.
I love that.
See, that's a very unique answer, because most people are like, oh, those are, you know, whatever, but that's a unique answer.
Yeah, I got the 12 valve coming.
What else do you ask for?
Well, I mean, there's nothing else you can ask for in life.
Just a couple three-wheeler's to throw on the bed.
A couple big reds, the $3.50.
Every couple nights before I go to bed, I pray that Gavin finds some two-stroke barn finds.
Dude, so what's up with the whole three-wheeler thing?
Like, where did that come from?
All right.
Well, my dad just kind of told me about him when I was growing up.
never really saw him too much grew up on the dirt bike had the Yamaha 50 or whatever
like the legend of three wheels yeah it's interesting that you didn't grow up
no no no no yeah didn't really my dad just talked about him this is what i'm going this is what i'm
saying he had to work hard to get to be a redneck other people are just born he wasn't just
born like like some of the other ones you know no it didn't just happen overnight it did not
just happen overnight you had to go out and buy his own shitty truck oh no i had to chase down
these old farmers in the middle nowhere i mean hey don't
Mike's truck shitty.
It's not shitty.
It might have a little rust, but it has a 12 valve.
Dude, how many times this CJ either called the truck a piece of shit or in a roundabout way?
Well, say it's the rust truck.
I think it's starting to get jealous because I know Ryan was wanting one and I know you were one one.
Everybody was wanting a first gen.
So stop.
Everyone's want a 12 valve or diesel.
So don't go there.
Don't go there.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you weren't born into it.
You had to work for it.
Uh-huh. Yeah, how to work for it. And so, finally, I'm on the marketplace, on the good old Gunnison
marketplace. And I see the three-wheeler. Yeah. No clue what it is. What did you mean?
No, like, I didn't know what size is. I didn't know. No, no, I didn't have three wheels and it was
red. That's all I knew. Holy smokes. What is that?
He goes, this formula was missing a wheel.
Well, I'd never seen one in person or anything. So this was crazy. I was like, wow,
these really exist. These really, no, and this was, I swear, four years ago,
If I had never seen one in person.
I was just about to be like, you were a little kid, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I was 18.
No, I was 18 when I bought my first one.
And so, yeah, I show up to the trailer park where it was sitting, right?
And she put it in the trailer park and go, holy shit.
I was like, what am I doing?
Home.
Yeah, it ended up being my second cousin I bought it from.
No, no.
But yeah, bull in the trailer park, she walks out.
We can't get the thing started for jack crap.
Trying to get it started.
You're like, oh, my God, it's perfect.
Oh, my God, it's great.
And so she can't get it started.
It's just her.
She's like, I need neighbor Billy Joe to come over and pump her up for us or whatever.
So he comes over.
He comes over with the ether.
No, not the ether, just a fresh can of gas in whatever.
throws a little gas in there.
We're kicking it, kicking.
She starts up, starts purring like a kitten.
But then they start having this conversation.
hey I get half this money right
no Joe said you don't get half this money
so yes they was like oh she
I mean they did participate
in not recreational drugs
so little crackheads but um
yeah they were crackheads
she got very upset when they were trying to split the money
I could tell she was hostile about it
but I try to stay cool I calm the situation
Joe ended up walking off he was like all right whatever
screw you keep all the money
so we start negotiating she started 500
I throw her 350.
She says yes in a heartbeat.
Like, oh yes, yes, yes.
Like she was getting ready.
She already had her guy on speed down.
She was heading down the street right as I said,
right as I said, 3.50.
And so screwed up right there,
bought it for 350.
Still the best thing I've ever done.
Started the three-blower collection right there.
Amazing.
Yeah, you just started collecting them.
Started buying them, started killing it on the marketplace.
I mean, if you're on at 24-7, you can hit it.
Whatever, $50.
$3.
It's just amazing to me.
How old are you guys?
22.
So they had discontinued making three-wheelers
probably a decade before you were even born.
1987 in the U.S.
and then 88 in Australia.
He knows.
He's a whole fucking book on them.
Yeah.
Thank you for that information.
How do you, how do you, like it's just,
it'd be one thing if you grew up riding three wheels and you're just like,
I just loved him.
I have so much fun.
But you just are like,
I'm going back in time.
Oh, 100%.
Well, first second we got it out to the lake,
we put it in the mud hole,
sunk it about five feet underwater.
pulled the spark plug started up two kicks after two kicks she was running that's when i knew
yeah so i was gonna i was gonna ask yeah have you wrote a four-wheeler no i don't really like them
i don't mean we just like stability the safety factor and the guys that ride them don't tend to
like them that much and uh i'm kidding right you gave me that shower i love you oh no no the outdoor
shower hey you know that you guys got it on camera
I know exactly what you're talking about, but...
I mean, you still approach that in a really...
No, don't put it like that.
What?
When he had to give me the spray down, you know what I'm talking about.
Yes, I do.
Okay, I do know what you're talking about.
Don't get excited over there.
Gavin, but you...
He's got a little bit left for you, Ken.
Hey, chill, chill, chill, chill.
You referenced that, like, let's say four times over the past year.
You're like, oh, yeah, Ryan, we're legit because of the shower you gave me.
And I was like, maybe, don't say that.
Maybe don't say that.
It was a great moment.
Yeah.
I mean, did they get much better?
A four-wheeler guy sprang down a three-wheeler guy.
Super soaking them.
Yeah, actually, we do have that clip, so we'll pop that up right there.
Thanks.
So, so.
This is how trike guys take showers.
Very vital that they have a quad guy given to them.
You know, with how much love you have for your three-wheelers,
I can only imagine how hard it was when you watch that one burn down on the ice.
What's the story on that?
You were going to tell me, but I said, don't tell me until we're on the podcast.
Yeah, I really don't want to talk about this.
It's touch your subject, so.
No, it sucks.
I might cry a little bit.
So, let's go into detail.
What did that thing start on fire?
So, Ben.
Can we pop the video?
Oh, yeah, we can pop it right here.
But Ben Snapchat to me because I posted a picture of us out on the ice fishing or whatever.
He's like, dude, stud those tires up.
up and freaking make a YouTube video.
I was like, dang it, what am I doing just fishing?
He's right.
So a week later, I go home, and I stushing.
Love it every day.
Shut up.
I get home, stud the crap out of the 350X tires.
I mean, we're talking, what, 300 screws in each tire?
And she, I've never actually.
Oh, did it right.
So put it on the ice, started leaking, started freaking piss and fuel.
I was like, oh, this isn't good.
She needs a carb clean because it had been sent for six months.
Didn't take it back up to Gunnison.
And so I was like, oh, what?
do I do here? Do I film the video right now? Got good lighting. Looks nice out. Or do I wait until
tomorrow, clean the car, be proper with her. Treat it like my baby. Like, would she, what she is?
No, screw it. We're going to rip it. So start doing my hot flash man, feeling good. Still piss and
fuel. But it's running great. So I'm like, ah, it can't be that bad. Can't be that bad.
I wrote it for a solid hour. Jesus.
Wrote it first. You were having fun, studded tires. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, it was
ripping. She was cruising around.
Oh, no, you don't want to talk about it.
That's my baby right there.
That's his face for the whole scenario right there.
And next thing I know, I was going mid-wheeling, feeling good.
Poof.
It started on fire while you were riding you.
Oh, no, I was mid-wheeler.
You don't see you right here, mid-wheeling, lit on fire, nothing we can do.
Hold up a second.
You have this on film when it burst into flames?
Oh, everything's right here.
Watch it.
Play it.
Bro, you haven't seen the video?
Thanks, man.
I saw that fucking Instagram clip.
And here it is.
Oh.
Yep.
Oh.
Oh, go, go, yeah.
Oh, the helmet didn't put it out.
Helmet wouldn't get it out.
She starts igniting.
Dude, I thought the helmet definitely would have put it out.
Went to the chip over.
Nothing happened there.
Oh, he's going for the water.
He's going for the water.
Ah, shit.
Turn it up.
Turn it up.
It happened so fast.
Oh, way too fast.
There's no water in sight.
No snow either.
A inch of snow would have been just fine.
That's the 350.
Let me hear.
Oh, go on it.
Oh, were you full, were you full panic?
Oh, I was freaking out.
What do you do right there?
Oh, my God, man.
That's the king of the hill.
I mean, that's the machine.
Oh, it gets worse.
It gets worse.
I don't know.
I can't watch.
Let me hear this.
Wait.
Oh, got the shirt off.
Almost had it right there.
How the fuck does this not have more views?
Oh, no.
Gav, we need to back up.
Yeah.
We need it back up.
Oh, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait for this.
It's not doing it.
shit. No, yep, not putting it out, just getting bigger.
Dude, how thick is the ice?
It's only like four inches.
Oh.
If you go get a log right now and break the ice and we let it fall through, you might save something.
We were about to.
Wait, wait, wait.
She's still lighting, she's still light.
Okay, you guys are gonna love this run by.
Look at that.
Just practice.
So, yeah.
Then there's me looking for me looking for me.
They're being looking for fire.
Look at me in the checker.
Oh, do you even know what then?
Yeah, it was not happy.
And then we're on to the next morning.
But yeah, about that.
Gosh, yeah.
Yeah, she loved and five.
I should have just deal with a car.
How many views that have?
Not enough.
I love that.
Oh, let me do.
Oh, 9.5K views.
If you go watch that video after this podcast, guys.
We're going to put it in the, we're going to link his channel in the description.
You guys got to go throw Gavin Asa.
Go back. Go back, click. Why didn't you title it? My three-wheeler starts on fire on the ice.
Go, go, click on the shred 80. Click on shred 80 and then check the thumbnail.
Dude, that's way better of a thumbnail. Just had it on fire. Say three-wheeler starts on fire.
Well, you're wheeling or something. Where's it at? Oh, we had it, yeah. Where's it?
It's right there. It's the ice skate one. What?
Bro. I know that was done. I'll change it. I'll make a new one right after this.
We got you. We'll help you here.
Damn it.
Dude, that was a great idea.
That was like such a fun video to watch.
And it felt like, I'm like, oh, Gavin's got it.
Like, it was a great idea.
You executed it.
It was just, it was a fun idea, fun video.
Oh, that's a pretty good one.
Me and I've had a little sneak off.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You guys got to chill, chill, chill, chill.
No, we went and wrote some three-wheelers together.
No, Gavin.
We're going to help you out with literally just your title and thumbnails.
Because, I mean, it's great stuff.
you're incredibly entertaining and you got great ideas.
I was telling you this the other day, too.
You don't just have to do three-wheeler stuff.
I know that's your brand.
I know everything from the 80s.
I know it's going to be hard to do anything, but...
That's the other thing.
Bro, you can do anything and make it entertaining.
So, like, you might as well just stray away from just doing three-wheeler's, you know?
Right.
No, 100%.
That's why I'm trying to get in the Jetsky.
Snowmobiles didn't work out that well for us, but, yeah, we'll play around.
Yeah.
Anyway, though, another.
thing that I wanted to talk about
that I thought was just like
so brilliant
and I mean the Vuees show
is the scuba three wheeler
Yeah that was good
The scuba three wheelers
What is it at 65 mill?
Holy shit dude pop that one up
That's crazy that one
Yeah no it went crazy
That's a big red for you though
We put that thing probably under the water
100 times I swear to God
100 times and it still starts right up like nothing
Electric Start everything I mean
And that's when you truly believe
Electric start?
Electric start still worth everything.
Headlight will still cut.
It does not make sense.
What the hell?
Yeah.
So what the heck were they?
They knew what they were doing.
And then they started making stuff a lot crap here.
Just so people, you need to find a girlfriend from the 80s, dude.
They were born in the 80s.
Yeah.
The way you talk about it, dude?
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So, yeah, I was going to ask that.
What, right?
You drive. You love the 80s.
Your truck.
Uh-huh.
Your truck's from the 80s.
Okay.
Your wheelers.
Uh-huh.
From the 80s.
What type of girls you went to, Gaff?
Dude.
Well, she ain't too 80.
She ain't a lady.
Thank you, guys.
thank you guys
but yeah
that's just how it goes
I mean
there ain't
nothing wrong
to heavy
I'm going to see
I absolutely
love the way
you end stories
like when we were talking
about the
you're starting on fire
the way you ended it
was yeah
this shit was crazy
should have cleaned
the carbs
and that's how that goes
but
so are you in the market
for like an 80s born
no I like
the 2,000
I'm right around
too right around my age
really yeah okay
I mean the 80s are sick but
nah
I mean it's a little scary
he wants to get that old
so what what's uh
oh really
I wouldn't know
I mean
just keep going
what are you going
what are you said
Gav dude you're like Theo Vaughn
I keep thinking you're
like playing a character, but the more
and more you talk, the more I realize
that you're real.
I'm just compared to having to see that. I appreciate
I've had people ask me. So is he
like, what's he like in real life? Like, is he
actually like that? I'm like, exactly.
Like he just on
100% of the time, all
the time. It's amazing. So I don't know where,
how do you get that? Because it doesn't
really seem like you come from
that. Like,
were you like, what the fuck? How do you end up
like, dude? Just being happy, man.
I love being outside, man.
I love that.
Having fun with my friends doing anything that's freaking fun.
That's what it's about.
Yeah, but even when you're not, you're still pretty vived up.
You still got to stay stoked, man.
You're out here another day.
Have some fun, man.
I mean, even if you can just put a smile on your face, that's fun.
So do that.
Yeah.
That's why I always want to see you succeed more than a lot of people
trying to do exactly what you're doing.
I want to see you succeed because when it's all not there,
when you get 900 views, you're like,
dude it's still so fun though and I love it and I want to do that versus some people are like
yeah I mean I'm not getting good views but I want to be big it's not what you're about no
Gavin Gavin's one of the one of the coolest dudes one of the nicest dudes I've honestly ever met
I appreciate I'm being dead stairs you're really I mean just one of the best dudes I don't
really like I don't have you ever had a single enemy not really no I don't like to hate people
and you're not like I mean you strike me
like you might get into like a bar fight but you're probably not a fighter no i'm saying like
the redneck in them like if you have to oh if i if i if i had something's happening one of the boys
or someone's punkin with one of the boys or anything yeah yeah then you step in and do something
otherwise yeah no fight yeah no no last night we were at the bar and i was talking with one of my
buddies and gavin came out of nowhere it was packed in there Gavin came out of nowhere and like
kind of bumped into him and he like turns around and Gavin standing there
And Gavin's, like, looking at him.
And he goes, what's up?
What a fight?
And I'm like, I'm like, oh, my God.
And he goes, I'm just messing with your body.
How's going?
And then he looks over and he sees me.
And I'm like, oh, this is my buddy Gavin.
And he was kidding.
Jack was like, what's up?
And Gavin's like, what's up, buddy?
And then keep going.
That's up, baby.
He's like, oh, man.
Gab.
I thought he had a little bit of hostility there.
where he was, like, kind of walking around trying to big dick and start beef.
And then as soon as he said,
no, just kidding, buddy.
And then, like, hits him on the back.
Just making another friend.
Just making another friend.
So speaking of going to the bar last night, we, so it starts out, limo night,
Ryan, gone, Mike, gone.
We go lose some money at the casino.
Dipped.
We leave the casino.
We were like, what should we do?
I'm like, in the night's still early?
Let's go surprise Ryan.
Like, roll up on Ryan.
So Ryan was in Fargo, in the bar scene with his girlfriend and my girlfriend and, like, a bunch of other friends of ours.
Yeah, so we're like, we're going to roll up on them, be filming, make a funny bit.
It's going to be awesome.
We do a two-hour drive because we were already an hour out from corner.
So it was a two-hour drive there just to go surprise them, roll up on them.
We get about 20 minutes away from the bar, and Ken calls and tells Ryan.
that we were coming to find him.
I did not call and tell Ryan.
I called Ryan.
First off, we left the casino.
We were like, okay, let's go find Ryan in Fargo.
Let's go meet up with Ryan.
I think it was pretty clear that you were going to surprise him.
I am a surprise right.
15 feet away from you guys when you guys come up with the surprise idea.
So I look at my phone.
I see, okay, Ryan left the bowler.
I'm at a juncture where I need to either keep going where I'm going
or I need to turn.
And I'm like, okay, where are you going next?
So I find out, okay, he's going downtown Fargo.
So I have to keep going the other opposite direction of where I would have gone.
You honestly can say that you knew.
I'm being your sober driver.
Take it for granted.
Wait, don't take you for granted.
Be thankful. I'm sober driving you, please.
Are you sober now?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm saying, did you know that it was a surprise?
No, I did not.
Yes, he did.
That was not communicated with me.
That's going to be a surprise.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Just feeling it out, feeling it out.
If it was a rat, it's still up in the air.
I don't want to accuse you of that.
And I do appreciate you driving, but I just wanted to hear your side of it.
How is, how is dry January going, Ken?
It fucking is super annoying, having to be sober driver.
It sucks.
You're doing good.
Yeah, you're doing God's work, Ken.
It is the worst thing being sober driver.
You can start drinking again?
I was this close at the end of the night,
trying to herd cats to get everyone all together so we can leave.
And I was like, let's go.
Can you imagine you push your sober driver to drink?
He's got a whole limo full of pizza because it's too hard.
Start to chugging.
I'm trying to get all of you guys together so we can leave.
And you're just scattering constantly.
I was like, okay, you got 10 minutes.
We're leaving.
If you're not in the car, that sucks.
Yeah.
Dude, I do want to say, honestly,
much props and respect from me, and I'd probably say everyone else here.
Let's give him a round of applause.
Ken, you know, out of everyone, besides for Evan,
I think you would be, I thought you were going to be the hardest guy to quit drinking.
I thought it would be the toughest on you, but you really proved us all wrong.
Well, it's been like two and a half weeks.
I guess it wasn't all of January.
Yeah, he didn't just go sober for 10 years, two weeks.
We're clapping over you
Other people said they were going to do dry January
And they made it three days
Ryan
Shit happens
Yeah Ryan you really did
You took my advice on that one
If you're going to give up
You might as well just give up right away
I know I wasn't going to make it
So I just quit on the first weekend
That's the way to do it
Don't drag yourself along
Just for failure
But anyways, good for you Ken
That's awesome
It takes a lot of mental power
just to not do something you want to do so it's good exercise so so gavin what do you like
what's like your your goal with the channel because you know do you have a goal are you just doing
it i mean just keep having fun and keep growing just having to mean get some subscribers
and keep having fun keep giving you guys great content and just get crazier right i mean have
fun with it grower not a shower that's what we'd like to consider it
respectable
yeah but no really just have as much fun as I can as possible
and see where it goes nice
would you go to school for Gab
oh this is a good one so energy management
with an emphasis in business management
and you just graduated yep
what does that even mean so oil and gas
is the energy management part along with a little bit of solar
and some renewables and then uh business management
so energy management yeah yeah that was
yeah I mean they had me in there taking pre-cal
putting numbers, I mean, they were throwing Zs and R's in there, and I didn't know what it meant, but I passed it.
I'm just trying to picture you showing up to, like, what would you even do with that?
What would I even do with that?
I mean, maybe some three-wheeler math if I have to figure out the conference or something, but I don't know.
I'm more on like the energy, energy side.
Like, you're showing up to like these sustainable energy sites, like windmills and stuff.
Well, that's what they wanted me to do.
I just want to ride three-wheelers and have fun.
Can you give me an example of three-wheeler math?
Three Wheeler math? Oh, dude, there's a lot of three-wheeler. I mean, I have to find the circumference for, I mean, how the three-blower is going to wheelie, find the circumference for how it's going to go through the eye.
I don't think he studies before he hops on the thing. It's all about circumference.
Yeah, you, you are an animal. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. So, it's a literal animal. School was fun.
So was there a lot of heavies there that were into a redneck guy like yourself? It was up middle of the mountains. We got some redneck chicks for sure.
They were loving you?
Oh, baby.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I mean, yeah, you just go.
Gap doesn't kiss and tell.
No, you go to the local power stop,
the local bar we have on a little gas station bar.
You go flip for your drink on Wednesday nights.
Just go crush it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Have my lady pick me up in her big old truck.
It's a little stick shift.
It was great.
A big truck, little stick shift.
Yeah.
Yeah, and then on the way home.
Hold on.
You lost me here.
You're flipping.
for beers you flip for beers yeah and then you just get like what you flip a quarter if you lose
you pay for the beer if you get it free yeah and you do that every single one's day night every single
one's day night everything yep tequila shots you got whiskey shots awesome what it's beautiful you guys come
to power stop and gueson let's do it is it a fair price if you lose or do they charge you like
double to make up no no it's like a it's like a three dollar shot and then like a two dollar
beer no prices it's a gas station it's a gas station that seems oh it's it's i love it a gas station bar
Yeah, man, they're doing different.
They're doing it different.
Hey, no, that's why I had my 21st at.
Best 21st, the man could ever ask for.
So, truck up, get drunk, drive home.
That's what you say, when you, when you, do you put the pump in the commons?
Yeah.
Leave it running, run inside, flip for a shot in a beer.
I've done that once or twice.
Oh, yeah, easy money, because it starts at all, it's actually all day, Wednesday.
So you don't even have to be partying, but the party starts around 8 o'clock.
And everyone starts just roll.
And it's the whole town of Gunson.
It's the only bar we have.
Really?
Everything else got shut down after COVID.
We might have to go investigate this spot.
Well, then we got the dirty mo, the Alamo.
You don't want to go there.
Sounds like a place Evan would like.
Hey, you would like there smoking darts in there, playing pool.
I don't want to smoke darts.
Do you want to play pool?
He gets his ass kicked.
He showed up.
Wait, are you saying...
What are you talking about?
I don't fucking know.
Carry on.
Yeah.
So that, yeah, those are our two bars and go have fun.
Hey, I don't know.
Gunnison.
Quite the place.
Just caps
If there's anything you could do
While you're here on this trip
Or even in the world
Dude
What would you want to do
I think we already did
I freaking went over the smart
Or over the rail
In a homer
I mean how's it get much better than that
Does it?
I don't know if it does
Does it Rye
It does
I thought no
It was amazing
So yeah I can't beat that
I don't know
So you've already done
Everything you want to do
Yeah
Basically
Got your dream whip
Got my dream whip
You jumped a Hummer
Jumped a Hummer
Got some three wheelers
What else does a man need?
What else?
I mean, maybe a heavy back at home
But that's it
I'm kidding
We love them all though
We love them all
Yeah
Ain't that right of
Sorry, Nicky
Crapes
He had to get away from you for a little bit
We were heavy hunting for only 20 minutes.
It was only 20 minutes, though.
That's exactly why I ignored all the time.
So you didn't find any heavies last night?
No, there was a couple.
One of them had a boyfriend.
You saw that one.
She was a semi-heavy.
Like as heavy as a semi?
Or like borderline.
No, we're talking borderline heavy.
Borderline heavy.
She was cute.
You're very open about your preference and women.
Why do you prefer the heavies?
I don't prefer.
You just, you know.
No, there's just nothing wrong with the heavy.
Well, I'm not saying there is.
There's nothing.
I just, you seem to chase them.
I don't chase them.
No, I don't chase them.
They just, they come to me pretty easily.
Not easily, but let's go start up a conversation, buy a beer.
I mean, this game on.
Yeah, but a good old heavy, you get a little skinny, and there's nothing wrong with either.
Got to love them all.
You're a man of the people.
A man of the people.
There's no prejudice.
No.
It doesn't discriminate.
No, you got a little heavy.
2.80, she ain't a lady.
1.80?
She's still fine.
That didn't rhyme.
No.
Man, the wheels are spinning, but we ain't going anywhere.
Gab, I got something for you.
So have you ever heard of this place?
It's called, I got to figure out how to work on.
Pinky.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we don't want to talk about this.
This makes me almost sick.
We don't.
So why does it this?
Because they're not getting rid of.
I was just to say,
does it upset you?
It does.
It actually does.
I mean,
to a degree,
because there needs to be somebody storing all them.
But look at that.
That's all 1980s.
200 X is sitting right there.
One of them should be sitting right there.
The rest should be ridden.
Dude, how, how, what,
first off,
what is this place?
And how did this guy acquire all of these?
And why are they are brand new,
looks like they've never been ridden straight out the crate?
I'm sure a lot of them.
restored yeah no he's got to have over what i want to easy five million easy five million in
there so oh dude five million dollars in three wheel those those 200 x is right 20 grand of pop right
not 20 grand of pop those ones are running five i'd say more like 500 thousand but five grand a pop for
those 200 x no i bet i bet there's more than that 10 grand yeah they're more nice they're just so nice
dude yeah no i mean all it just depends but yeah i don't know how he got it but it is
actually ridiculous. I don't mean, what the heck do you do? Why is there a couple four-wheelers down
on the end? I really, that's upsetting. He must be an everything type guy. There's a couple of them out
there. This might be a bad question, but how both ways? How does this guy restore something from the
80s with all brand new OEM plastics and everything? You can't ever do. I mean, unless you're
finding them off an old three-wheeler, they're not going to be OEM. So they're going to be mayor or whatever,
the aftermarket plastics and then everything else is going to be aftermarket. It looks brand new though. Like it looks
like it's ohem yeah i mean they do the guy jesse mayer does a great job of uh doing the plastics
but they're not original and yeah that's pretty ridiculous the guy that made this video this
old trike he has a great collection i mean just redid there's a couple guys out there with
stupid collections man that isn't holy shit where is this place it'd be cool to see beautiful
i want to say like wisconsin or something weird what that's close yeah not too far from
you guys look at those 200 s it's sitting pretty looking good wow yeah those things are sharp
250SX.
That's the best all-round three-wheeler ever made.
Really?
Oh, that's the one you were riding,
the electric start.
Oh, look at that one there.
ATC.
The old 250 R.
We need one of those.
Look at that, bad girl.
Yeah, but what do you think of my three-wheeler
that is technically like a modern-day three-wheeler,
but it's a phony?
Dude, it's a...
It's rad.
It's too much.
There's no need for that much power, really,
unless you are planning on setting a motor cross-track all day.
I mean, that's the only time you need.
need that much power on a three-wheeler. So a $250 would definitely be more reasonable, but $450 for
making content jacking around on all day. No, I agree. Sometimes the three-wheeler, the funest part
about them is just kind of puttsing around or, you know, have fun farting off. You probably don't
get hurt. You tip over. Do some little wheelies. When you get on that $450 trike, it's like,
game on. You're going fast. It's hell's bells. It's time to go, baby. It's heavy. Big unit.
Gab, you would have loved our three-wheeler 110 that we made. Oh, don't even talk.
Talk to me about that.
How sick was it?
Oh, so sick.
Gosh, dang it.
Anyone jump it?
Yeah.
Yeah, there was snow on the ground.
Yeah.
Okay.
So no rail.
We're going to build another.
But, yeah, we're also going to do probably like a 250 or a 125, like a YZ 125 or something like that.
Sweet with the YZ B.
The YZ would be sweet.
I think the 125 would be the ultimate track build.
That would be.
That would be awesome.
250 would be beautiful too, though.
For being fun to ride, you know, not the fastest one, just like the funest.
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, how did it?
Wait.
What did it sound like?
Are we talking two stroke or four?
Two.
Two.
Or is it the ring, ming, me, me, ming, me, ming.
So, Gab, so CJ was mentioning earlier that you are quite a bit different from the rest of your family.
Yes.
What do they think of, of your three-wheeler passion?
Ooh.
Or do you think about you in general?
Well, just your redneck tendencies.
Oh, redneck tendencies.
Oh, crap.
I think it's awesome.
I mean, they all love going out.
in the boat and messing around at the lake but i just take it to another level with playing in the
mud and doing all the like when they're in the boat you're on your three wheeler next to them scuba like
scuba i've done that once or twice yeah i've been down deep but uh no they love it everybody
loves it it's just different for sure no one sees three wheelers around where i'm at too much and so
different cool but three wheelers aside like do you in the rest of your family like do they ever
i don't know like go out and no i mean i they're pulling my brother's pull her off
party boy up at GCU.
I mean, he doesn't give a crap about getting muddy.
He would never even get his hands under a three-wheeler,
but redneck crap.
I don't know.
That's what it's about.
You know what's crazy is the Tyler Stewart,
the kid that is super good at surfing that we had come up
and film this summer is roommates with Gavin's brother.
Really good boys.
What?
No, they're,
roommates with Gavin's right.
You didn't know that?
Dude.
Yeah, they're like best friends.
Tyler went out to my mom's house with Logan and everything.
That's small.
world there that is they must just be thinking yeah they just invite literally everyone out
you were with the C-boys no way me too yeah it was like one week after we had uh Tyler out
yeah I'm just curious going back to when did you decide you were going to be a redneck or
when did you notice you were a redneck did your parents were they like
were they like it was monster jam like they had to have been unfamiliar with Byam
cowboy boots for you
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Well, that was the stock show.
We still had the stock show around
That's where I got the first pair of boots
But yeah, I mean, I was sitting on YouTube
Watching Muddigger
That music video
And then I loved all the mud trucks
Love the mud, loved ATVs
And it just went from...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
What did you just say?
Muddigger, coal ford, oh yeah.
You said you love...
Mud trucks.
No.
No.
Hmm, what else?
You said, I love ATVs.
Ooh, all-trained vehicle.
But that's a trikes an ATC
No, it's still an first ever ATV
If you look up a three-wheeler
Formal definition
First ever ATV
All right, well that's side
Okay, thank you
But uh
Yeah
That's cool
That's cool
I guess I'm just interested
I thought you do
Whatever
And I think it's awesome
Yeah
Like
To be clear
I think being a redneck
Is better than not being a redneck
Well there's nothing
Maybe I should say that
It's the best
That's the best thing
I mean I want to consider
To be clear
I'm pretty
I'm pretty
pretty freaking damn redneck, but I got friends with, I'm friends with everybody.
There's nobody I'm not friends with.
I agree.
I'm not, I'm not bragging on you for being a redneck.
I just am curious.
I think it's awesome.
I think it's one of your better qualities next to obviously being a great guy, but is being
redneck a quality?
It's more like a lifestyle.
It's a trait.
I'd say it's a trait in us for him.
It's like a lifestyle.
Lifestyle.
You know what is interesting is I would say that the term redneck has a pretty
negative connotation. Yeah, I agree. I don't think it's not anymore. Nowadays, it's cool.
It's cool. Yeah. I think anyone that's listened and thought that that we were anyway hinting at
that is, we weren't. Yeah, I didn't mean a negative connotation. Yeah, exactly. I think we were
hinted at that being redneck is cool. And I love when you said that Gavin was a bot not built redneck.
Yeah. He's also, no, no, no, no, he's self-proclaimed. Like, he tells everyone, I'm a redneck. And
whatever. I would never just be like, you're a redneck.
It's kind of like my buddy Evan.
Like, Evan grew up on a golf course, but he chose the streets.
To be a degenerate.
Yeah, I blame my friends.
They made me this way.
Would you consider yourself a redneck of at all?
I mean, I think I fall into that category.
Yeah, he definitely got a little in you.
I think we all got a little redneck in us.
I would say more hoodlum, though.
Little hoodlum, little degenerate.
He's got that dirt bikeer vibe.
He's got that Philly bike life.
Yeah.
with a little bit of like some cali in them and yeah a little hood rat
peppered into that redneck quite a bit of hood rat I think there's a lot of proud
rednecks out there that go you guys aren't redneck but yeah yeah no we're we're
journeying down the path that's why I have to tread lightly when I say like we we
can't really self-proclaim that we're rednecks because we just we'd get torn apart
that we definitely got a little bit of redneck in us though yeah we love playing in
the mud and we like big trucks and whatever else seems to be filed under the
Redneck category, but you guys got to figure it out.
Beers.
Beers.
Rednecks like beers.
We like beers.
Yeah.
Ben,
no.
Crush a few.
Yeah.
What's up?
We got to come out to your stomping grounds.
Why do you want to come out there, Ben?
Make sure no one gets stuck in nothing.
You're not meeting my sister.
Yeah,
you can come out.
Gab,
you brought in your sister up like three times during this podcast.
Just because I don't want him to bring it up before.
Yeah,
no, I have to bring it up before you guys.
Well, you're hiding here.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Have you wrote me.
to a FaceTime call with her and failed to mention she had a boyfriend.
Yeah, that was amazing.
You should tell that.
What?
That was,
it's on the video.
It should,
I don't know if it'll make it,
but hopefully it will.
It was fantastic.
Yeah,
basically Ken was talking all this game about how hot Gavin's sister was.
I think he said she was perfect.
Yeah,
I've never seen Ken say such,
honestly,
he was very highly raiding her.
So I just go,
he pulled up her Instagram.
Face timer.
She's a dime.
Damn.
Ken,
wow.
I don't remember.
I never heard of him before.
That's what I was.
I was saying, so I go FaceTime.
And then you say, yeah, I'll bring her up on FaceTime.
You call her like 10 times doesn't answer.
And she finally answers, say a bunch of stuff.
And then she pans over to her boyfriend, just shaking his head.
He's been watching.
What did you say, Gavin?
Does he really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
That sucks.
This is my friend, my friend Kenny thinks you're really cute.
That was.
It was a compliment of anything.
It's a compliment.
That's how it went.
Shoot your shots, Ken.
Good job.
No, he was no.
Good job, Ken.
Yeah, but actually, though, if you got any more sisters for one for Ken, that'd be great.
We do need to get you guys out.
Imagine you and Ken being in-laws.
No, I don't want.
That'd be pretty sick.
He's like at first, no wait.
Right.
You two out slinging mud, driving three-wheelerers.
He's like, hi.
You don't want to write three-hlers on me?
I'm not saying that.
What are you saying?
Nothing.
He's going to be too busy, right?
and your sister.
Stop, guys.
Chill.
Stop, guys.
Gosh, damn it.
No, you guys would love toys?
We do got to come up there.
I think, yeah.
We're going to bring the Valkyrie up there.
And, uh, probably,
I don't even leave it there with you.
What's it called the power pump pulling up to the bar on the motorcycle, get some gas, get a flipper shot.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, we do.
Oh, power stop.
Yeah, yeah.
We do have to get the Tommy Koto out to you.
The gift.
Can we address that?
Is it called, it even called that?
It's not even that.
Tommy Koto?
The one that you hit the ditch in.
Can I hit the ditch?
Okay.
Go for it.
Can I hit the culvert?
I didn't see the car.
Colbert.
Dude, that's still the best.
That is, I think, my favorite scene in Seaboy's history to this day.
It snuck up on me out of nowhere.
I really didn't say.
I was so excited because that thing had good power for what it was.
I was like, I'm going to eat this ditch.
No problem.
I'm halfway down the ditch.
It had good power.
We're sucking on the fuel line.
That was on all fours, even that thing going.
I do feel kind of responsible because if I had maintenance the grass a little better,
around that culvert
he might have seen it
but it was
it was kind of covered
like when you dig a hole
and like cover it with leaves
and someone falls
it was kind of like that
it was a trap
slack in that week
stop
and he just bodied
the windshield
I hit that baby hard
she started right up
made for it
I guess
gosh dang it
no we gotta get that thing
out to you though
was she running
is she okay
I saw
is she okay
Dude, bro, not even the slightest.
How bad?
Bad.
It was so fucking bad.
What are we talking about, dude?
It's not be recognizable.
Well, I think it's all cosmetic.
You were backing it up, right?
No, no.
Who was backing up?
I pulled it out and flipped.
That's all that happened?
Yeah, got crushed.
Then we drugged.
around upside down.
Yeah, like, if first there was a trailer with a bike on top,
then there was a bike with a trailer on top.
Why would you just ruin it?
What?
It was such a perfect machine.
Gab's got a damn tear in his eye.
I swear I saw a tear fall down.
He was trying to avoid getting his nipples pierced.
Oh, that's right.
That was part of that day.
I was selfish, Gavin, honestly.
That's all right.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's okay.
At least we got the ball of still.
Yeah, yeah.
Hold and true.
We can get you that.
We can find another Indian track someday.
Indian
That's what it is
That's a dot Indian
A feather
Oh
That's what I did
I meant like an Indian motorcycle
But he was talking about
What the fuck
Kevin?
Oh, it's fucking real
Don't
God
Dude
Kevin
Kevin
Are you good, bro?
Yeah, are you good, bro?
He's legit sweating.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
right now that's how Ken look trying to round us up at the bar last night just
over it what were we talking about you're having a heart attack right now it was so good though
I'm sweating no nothing'll be yeah yeah three wheelers oh dude man I think we wrap on that
That was pretty good.
Wow.
All right.
Gab, you're a one of a kind, bro.
We love you so much.
Thanks for coming on the podcast.
Give me some.
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And we'll see you next time.
Thank you.
Give me some.
Give me some, baby.