Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Gavin The Threewheeler Guy on CboysTV Prank, Living in the City, and Obsession With The 80's

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

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I get a free chili dog. Chili Dog, not included. The Naked God. Tickets on sale now. August 1st. All righty, guys. Welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. We are here in Gavin's surprisingly palatial mountain home. We're here, fellas. Good to have you, Gab.

Can you just quick give me a definition of that word? Palatial? Yeah, never heard of my life. I would say like large, palace like. Yeah, love it. It's beautiful. Gavin's got a big family and they all come through here and we went skiing today. It's beautiful.

Can't beat it. Brackenridge, baby. Good to have you, Gab. This is most of our first times in Colorado. It's fun to be on. on your turf. What did you guys think about the compound? I loved it.

Your home compound? Compound. I thought it was great. It was so you. It really was. Everything about it from the trailer with the hole in the back to jump through and then the homemade trailer jump. Oh, that's a good one. You like the trailer jump?

It works. And just like, yeah, we found that out. Just walking into Gavin's shed is there's a pretty decent size shed in the property. And it is packed full of three wheelers. Like, yeah, we knew you had three-wheelers. I thought you had, like, 10. No. We're doing pretty well.

Like I said, I was killing it up in the mallons. It's been taking some time off, but $50 a three-wheeler. You couldn't beat it back then. Dude, I can't believe that. You have 22 three-wheelers and you've put three-grand into it. Been very, very blessed, and I know how to work a deal. I mean, that's what it comes down to. Yeah, you tried working the deal even more.

He guys telling us he picked up a three-wheeler for no joke, a six-pack of beer. Not even a 30 rack I didn't even know a six pack was currency anymore It was Italian beer Italian beer too I was like what do you want man He goes just give me some Italian beer Italian beer

Italian beer I was like all right bro okay Whatever you want But yeah I was just cruising down cruising down the road in Gunnison This dude's like hey pull over pull over I was like what could this be about And yeah he's like

Roll down your window He's like do you love three wheelers And I have the 350X on the back You're like I love three wheelers Hell yeah I love three wheelers brother Talk to me And he goes Well I work over at the low

over at the lumberyard We got an old Yamaha sitting back there I said oh, keep telling me more, keep telling me more Keep talking to me It has three wheels And it's right up your alley probably I'm like all right, I'll follow you right there Follow him over there

I was like oh it doesn't run He's like no I'm like oh it's perfect Typical Yamaha Yeah perfect Yamaha But then you went to the store after Yep yeah got him the six pack Load the three wheeler up

Now I have it Yeah you just continue to amaze me you get more interesting every single time that I hang out with you my favorite part about the last podcast is everyone kind of got to see like what you're actually like not that the videos are anything different but the podcast was so high energy the entire time people asked me like i got a bunch of questions of like friends like all right was he just putting on a show for the podcast too and i was like no that is like his actual form 24-7 dude it's just about staying stoked having fun man and just loving life just loving freaking life sorry my i was just trying to get the

mic closer to face but yeah like i was saying just stay freaking stoked i mean that's that's all it's about no yeah i was like why was that podcast so uh high energy because gavin was on it yeah we just stayed stoked had fun i mean it's about having fun with your friends making memories dude and that's all we're living here for yeah so we're on what day five now of our RV trip is it is it five can someone get a fact check on that I think four but feels like more yeah so on day four of our RV trip now we came out to Colorado actually early to surprise Gavin with a new three-wheeler which you guys have seen on the previous video but not just any three-wheeler the mac daddy the macaroni the full baby everything man

You can't beat the 250 R. I'm about to cry because it was really setting in when I was in. I was in the shower earlier and I almost started crying. I was like, that's in that trailer right there. Did you actually? No, I swear. I really, no, I, I almost shut up. Like, it's unreal to look at, dude.

It's the most beautiful machine in the world. It's a Honda. It's a 250 R and it wants to fly. It just wants to fly. My goodness, does it want to fly? Yeah. Oh, baby, doesn't want to fly. Are you good?

After, like, jumping. eight feet straight to your back. Eight feet straight to the back and then we took the wrist out today, but we're ready for Moab, dude. We are looking locked and loaded, get the move on in the morning, and have some fun.

I've never met somebody who's able to take such a crash and then just hop back up and keep going. Football will do a lot to a guy, I'll tell you that. Yeah, I don't know how else to explain it besides just you're just tough, but then we're like, dude, you went through this, that, this and that. You're like, how are you not beat up? be like, football was like that every day. So I guess if it really was.

Dude, when you're clashing heads with a freaking 220-pound freaking running back, nothing sucks more than that. I'll tell you that. I'd rather take a digger on a 250 R any day of the week. You have been getting beat up this trip. More than normal, I guess, hanging out with us, right? A little bit more than normal, but I mean, I'm used to hitting a culvert. A culvert?

A culvert. Can I hit the ditch? True, true, true. Yeah, yeah, I hit the ditch a little too hard. That was a good digger. The neck took that one well Just stay in the gym Stay healthy

Would you consider yourself to be injury prone Ben would say I'm injury prone But I wouldn't I would say you're accident prone Not injury prone Well that's true actually You're accident prone Because you just managed to

Wreck crash or break everything And it's amazing to watch But as a friend I'm concerned about you Dude like I'm constantly stressing over your every move. It's all controlled risk. It's all for fun.

No, I don't think it is controlled risk. Slightly controlled, man. I weigh it out. I do the fun to risk ratio. And as long as it's like one more percent fun, I'm running it. Honestly,

Evan is a great example of controlled risk because he's very talented. Ooh! I didn't know where you're going to that. I was like, oh. Keep going Keep going So what am I?

I think you're just sketchy Bro What? What? Am I that? You saw that jump on the 450? You know I can land some shit? No, I don't take that.

Yes, what do you mean? What jump? When he cleared the tabletop? Yes, thank you. Thank you, Mike. But yeah, the 250 are. That was a rough run-up. I should have avoided it.

But shit, don't give me shit to that. I don't want to talk about it. I'm okay. It's really interesting. Interesting because, I mean, I've heard everyone in the crew go, eh, nah, it seems a little sketchy or on certain levels, but I rarely hear you say that. It seems like most things that come into your head are like,

I think we can run that. Dude, there's not much you can't run. I mean, if you have the mindset, we're going to freaking run this, there's a good chance for freaking running this. Yeah, I know. We have found that out. Yeah. I mean, the stair steps today, I saw Ben running it over again.

I ran it once, but I was like, ah, Ben's running. I better run it with him Yeah Add some context Yeah Gavin And I rode down These metal stairs

On snowboard He was on a snowboard I was on skis Um And Gavin Face planted onto pretty much a cheese grater They were not normal stairs

They were like metal Like chicken wire design But thicker Evan had the perfect name for it The Colorado cheese grater Yep I go you good bro He goes

Yeah I just sprayed my wrist And I'm like, dude, we need to, like, get you in a brace or something? There's nothing. We'll put a little duct tape on it tomorrow from Moab. Call it dialed. We'll have some ripping in. Yeah, luckily, it's not your throttle wrist.

No, just the clutch one. So I'm a little worried about the 250R, but we got the SX all day. Still Willie games. You like that, Ev? Okay, good. It was amazing the crowd that gathered to watch you to ride down those stairs. I don't know if you guys really noticed because obviously you were focused on riding down the stairs. But there was a good crowd of people that were all like,

And you hear the murmurs, I would never do that to my skis. Why are these guys doing it? You really don't come across people being that stupid that often. So when you do, you're going to stop and watch. Like, I remember looking around at the crowd that was gathering and just being like, you guys are witnessing. Greatness. Greatness.

Something like that. Something like that. So, Ben, can you elaborate a little bit on, you know, the, what it took to conjure up the idea to prank Gavin and get him this three-wheeler? Dude. A lot went into it, a ton. I did. I mean, it originally started the idea.

Ryan was like, yo, we should get like some fake seller and then have the, have Gavin come over to buy this three-wheeler and then have the daughter come out and then have the guy start like freaking out at Gavin for looking at his daughter or have the daughter be like, oh, what the fuck did you look at my ass or like something like that? and just making it really uncomfortable. And then that was like a lot of moving parts. And then, yeah, I was talking to Tyler, Gavin's filmmaker. And we just came up with the U-Haul idea. So renting a U-Haul, getting an actor to be the seller, and then basically kidnapping. I mean, in the U-Haul.

Basically kidnapping Gavin. Honestly, you just have to watch the video. It makes a little bit more sense because I, like, explain it pretty well in the video and then you see the whole process of it. But, yeah, there was, like, a lot of moving parts that went into it and then getting Butler, the actor, to do it. Like, he was perfect for it.

And, yeah, I honestly don't think it could have gone any better. I don't even like thinking about it. I mean, I do have a little bit of PTSD. The door slammed the other day, and I was like, oh, I'm locked. Yeah, I guess. I was okay, but, yeah. For anyone that didn't see it, we had Gavin hop in the back of the, you haul thinking that he was buying this three-wheeler that we had already bought in and uh i think we

should pull up if if ken could pull up his computer i think we should react to the video playing kind of like watch it because it is the the iPhone video that is taken of it is so good of gab just literally losing his mind i was ready to go i was ready to do anything i had i wanted that three-wheeler but i mean we're still on the craigs list it's looking good i mean looking normal not many three-wheeler listings, 250R, 1985, popping up. I was like, oh, what do we got going here? It's looking a little too mint.

Says it was just taken out of a storage unit. Yeah, I mean, it's a $10,000 unit, and I posted it for $1,500, which I thought seemed extremely scammish. Too good of a deal. And then Gav shows up, and he goes, would you take $1,000? Like I said, you got to work it. You got to get as cheap as you can. As cheap as you can.

I love that, though. You already had. like a good deal in your head there and you were like but I can make it better did you think that maybe that was why

he slammed the door on you because he no not at all I thought dude I just thought I was freaking getting kidnapped I had there was

there was so many holes in it like why would that guy ever kidnap you know if you're we were laughing about that later like you a guy your size just the odds of you

getting kidnapped are so slim but dude yeah so Tyler's in there with you and you're freaking out and you're like, I mean, why don't you bring your, oh, why your arm? Yeah, why did you not bring?

Yeah. Why did you not bring it? Why did you not? I told you. Well, we told him not to. I was talking to Tyler and I said, dude, like, you can absolutely not like Gavin grab a. And I was even like, don't even let him get a knife because like once we do open it back up, I don't want him to have like some knife ready.

And we, I was concerned that he was going to have like the dolly, which I later saw that he was banging up against the door. I thought he was going to have the dolly, like cocked in. loaded for as soon as the door opened up to like hit whoever was standing there but oh so so yeah we're about to react to the footage from from tyler filming there this is both of them getting locked inside the u-hall it's just too good it's it's as real as it gets look at that baby and gab could not help but getting in because the four wheeler or three-wheeler my bad was so mint you couldn't help but get in i love how it's tucked in the back of this you hall and just the most

sketchy way just one wheeler nothing else in there yeah weren't you questioning one was what you were walking into? Dude, no, he was selling it pretty well. Once he told me he found it in a storage unit and Thornton, I was like, oh, he's pretty legit. He knows what he's talking about. Still a little skeptical on how clean it was. So when we're posted up watching it all play out,

you stand in there for like, oh, I don't know, two minutes probably without shutting it. And I gave him strict instructions. As soon as he gets in there, shut that thing down. Don't let him like, you know, come back and forth and like because i didn't i didn't know how good of an actor he was going to be and how much he was going to try and like sell it yeah and i was like dude you don't have to do more than you need to just introduce yourself like gavin hop in and shut that thing down

you suck dude you're roasting him on how well he did at kidnapping you it's so great it's so great it's terrible yeah but yeah i mean i'm in there and i'm like oh this this can't be real i'm i'm seriously thinking i'm about to walk away with this he got it a storage unit for free Oh, you thought you were going to kick him in the nuts. He doesn't know what it's worth. No, he has no clue what it's worth. I'm going to give him $1,000 cash right now, and we're going to go do some freaking wheelies.

All right, that's what's going through my head. And I walk back over to give one last glance at it. And he goes, I really think it's worth $1,500. Or I really think it's worth $1,500. All right, let's play it. This is starting at that. Yeah. I see what it looks like.

It's $1,500,000. Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. Oh my God. Oh, my gosh. Dude, if you wouldn't have slipped, you would have gotten out. Oh, my gosh. So, this is my favorite part. This is my favorite part.

Hitting it with the dolly, bro. Oh, using it at, no. From the outside, we were watching the footage back of the outside view, and you just see, boom, dude. Boom. I can't even. The door getting shaken, and I was like, man, he's really hitting this door with his, like, fist or something, and then watching the footage back makes a little sense.

If Tyler wouldn't have just been filming. I would have gotten through. I guarantee that. Because if I would have had two people swinging that dolly, we would have been right through that door. But no, I don't. What? I would do.

There was movement happening. There was movement. You would not have swung that dolly through the door. You think? I think I would have gotten through the top corner, at least. I think I would have opened up a corner and been able to peel it. You think so? I think so.

With enough freak out in me? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were going psycho. Rifely so. I mean. Yeah.

I was around the corner and filming. Pretty far away, and as soon as the door slammed, I could hear you screaming. And, like, true, like, you were actually scared. And in that moment, I went, ooh, is this prank too far? Dude, it was very, very close to too far. He's like, listen, if you hadn't given me the three-wheeler, it would have been too far. It was too far. It was not too far.

It was funny. It was beautiful. Ah! Because I might have PTSD, fellas. Every time Gav sees a U-Haul, he's going to start sweating. No, I swear, like, I'm never getting close to one again. Never helping anyone move again. I'm not moving.

Tyler said when they got back, they were in his shop and the wind, like, had a draft go through it, and it pulled the garage store down. Oh, my gosh. Dude, I about to have a heart attack. I had a heart attack. I mean, you can't. No, it's reasonable, but fuck. No, honestly, bro, I'm sorry. obviously for like the fact of of the video it was hilarious oh no your reaction was as genuine as

it gets um but yeah that that was pretty far dude yeah i mean i thought i was gone i didn't know what was happening i thought maybe we ended up in mexico all right that couldn't be too bad but at least it's gonna be nice there i just remember you saying to me two things that really just made me laugh about the whole situation one was i was getting out of there if we're He would have kept driving. Let's say the drive would have been because Ben and CJ took him around the block, you know, three minutes. Had you been driving for 10, you're like, I would have got out of there.

And then two, you're like, yeah, for a second, I thought I was going to die, but wasn't going to do it without a fight. No, I was in fighter. Dude, someone was saying I wasn't ready to fight. I was ready to. I don't think you were, man. What do you mean I wasn't? Watching the footage back.

I was ready to tackle. I was going to come after Ryan. I was ready to pounce. I'm so glad you didn't. I was ready. I should have pounced. You kind of had that more scared look versus anger. No.

What the fink do you expect? Dude. That's what I'm saying. I'm not blaming you for that. I'm not blaming you for that. I have a mid-250 yards sitting right here and homeboys driving down freaking brighton with me in the back. What am I supposed to do or think? I don't know.

I've never been in that position. And I hope you never are. gosh what yeah unless I'm bringing you a brand new lambo or some give me 10 years yeah I was just gonna say

I guess also to take away from this never prank kidnap anyone and not have a really really good surprise to make up for it like if you just were like yeah we're gonna fake kidnap him and then we'll tell them it's a prank

at the end of the day not a prank I would have been so sad I do love when we tell the story to people like we told the guy in the chairlift and he was like oh wow I need friends

Like, you guys, that is funny. Like he... Well, yeah, who else is going to get to experience being kidnapped? Seriously, without actually being kidnapped. I mean, that's quite a rush. Can we say the word kidnapped? Yeah, I don't know. I'm a little bit worried about YouTube

taking this video down in general. Okay, abducted. I think that's still on the red flag word list. I remember, yeah. Temporarily detained. Taken for fun. Yeah. We actually might have to have to silence that.

I don't know. know it's probably pretty shamed upon yeah i was taken for fun by my friends and that was that i that still might be on some red flag lists my friends took me for fun oh yeah when you say it like that doesn't sound that well right give me something don't give me any dude don't give me any but yes the 250 are the baddest machine on the planet i mean there's not anything else like i'm actually going to freak out. The more I think about it, the more I'm comprehending it, this is not freaking real. Like, it's the Mac Daddy.

Like, what can't we do now? Tred 80, baby. It was nice to surprise someone with something and have them be excited. Yes. A bit of cold streak. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. There's something about just our giveaway winners.

You know, we're hoping for the best with those. They're good kids. Yeah. You guys got to stay dope. Come on, boys. Send them to a week with Gavin. Three-wheel-a-camp. You won this pit bike and three-day free, all-inclusive stay with CAF. Dude, free breakfast burritos, and we got some steaks ready to go. They might not be the best.

May 1st. Three-wheel-a-camp. We've been talking about all. You're doing a three-wheeler camp? No, we're thinking about trying to do something. It's just such a red line or a gray line, as I like to say. Wait, what? On May 1st?

Yeah, on May 1st, we're trying to. something maybe. I love it. So you got the date, but you don't know what you're doing? We're thinking a lot about it. That's very us.

That is very us. I like that. Taking a note out of our book. Yeah, you got to plan it and then you go work on the other steps. But yeah, dude,

I just want, I want everybody to be able to write a three-wheeler and see that. There's nothing better. I mean, and I can prove this just by asking my good buddy,

Ryan, dude, does it be a wheelie on a 185? Is there anything better in the world than a wheelie on a 185? Tell me right now. I did have, Quite a bit of fun. Like, and I learned a lot.

Like, is it not the best wheelie machine to learn on? You learn where your tipping points are. You learn how to freaking have fun. It's nice because it's slow. You're going to do like a three-wheeler camp or you want to? That's the plan or something. Like, some type of three-wheeler event. I'm kind of loving how you brought that up because what...

Yeah, I love it. When we got there, that's what it felt like. You said, grab whatever you want. These ones run. These ones are missing tires. These ones, wow, they all run. They're all hot. I mean...

You ran a little bit of a clinic with us. And we're all out there wheeling and you're, you know, give me some. Yeah, baby. Oh, baby. You know, just hyping everybody up. And it really felt like that embodied the shred 80 compound the most. And then we like couldn't stop. We were wheeling around for like three hours.

Oh, no. Yeah, you guys wouldn't stop. I'm in there eating my fetichini Alfredo for lunch. I just hear you guys going crazy. I look at my window. I see, I think he's covered his eyes and it. It's just losing his mind, dude. The poison are going on.

I was like, this is what about, dude? But holy small. Folks, what a beautiful sight that one was, dude. I grew it up and I covered up my eyes and I pointed at Evan and he literally started crying. So proud.

This is the best day in my life. He literally said, I have never been this happy before. And see, hey, that's three-wheels for you guys. It really is the easiest thing because I always tell people, Well, get on a pit bike and learn the back break. But I'm like, get on a, well, I was riding a 110. Yep.

Three-wheeler. I was like, get on a 110 with a good back break. And you, you're dialed. You're throwing them all day. Gab, you're crying, dude. Dude, that was true. Because I haven't seen excitement like that in so long. Like the boys, you guys were doing laps back and forth.

I was kind of upset because I couldn't find another really machine. I was like, oh, the 200 X is flooding. I don't want to start on fire, but it might be worth it. But shit. You guys are just ripping these hot laps I'm eating my fettuccini Fuck But man, did it look fun

And man was I stoked for you guys That's what it's about right there Three-wheeler loving And having phone with your friends, you guys Sharing the stokes Dude, ride Tell me about it, man So yeah

Give me some May first May first Yeah, hopefully the three Oh no, we will have a three-wheeler clinic Honestly, I love it And you're so close to town It'd be so convenient for everybody

Oh, I'm so close to town. What do you got to say about that, Ben? I'm sorry, I'm just looking at my notes. Gab, you live in town, bro. I don't, dude. I can go write three-wheels anywhere I want. I got a ditch to go bang. We can go do wheelies.

Dude, if you live in town, you can't properly launch a 250-R like that. You live in the middle of a very populated city. It's just very convenient. That's all we'll say. It's convenient. Located country convenience. That's all it is Redneck convenience

But apparently I'm a what am I? A rental rental Redneck Dude that's the most offensive thing I think I've ever been called Well the most offended I've ever seen you is when Ben called you a city boy It's legitimately the most offended I've ever seen you It did not feel good No you don't say that don't say that Actually don't say that

Like that's the only like a rental redneck all right at least I'm a part time redneck But city boy what's that do I look back the city boy I don't know Gab look around look around right now

dude a little luxury never hurt anybody that's what Gab said the first time you got electric start on a wheeler that's cute the first thing starts a little luxury

never heard anybody The leg's not as strong anymore, but she starts. Yeah, I love that. All right. On from Three Wheeler's. You have, I guess, a family member that help Ken look his best, and I'd love to bring him on here. Oh, you want to talk about...

Oh, I thought you were wanting to talk about my sister. I don't really want to talk about her, but I want to talk about Ken's gorgeous glow he has going on right now. Oh, come on here, Ken. You hop in. Just hop in the middle. Yeah, hop right in here. Jeez, dude.

Dude. Colin, Gav, Ev, Ev, Gav, Ken is Ev. Ken has been earning his Gavin Ev Stripes the last couple days. He's been holding it down. Look at this guy. I feel like Evan lately. Why? I've been doing all these stunts.

Okay. You've done one stunts. You got a spray tan. You got a spray tan. But you have done a good job. You were pissing me off today on this email, though. You were pissing me off today. Bro, I go, Ben, what's wrong?

He goes, dude, Ken and Ryan just suck. Yeah, I suck. I never said I was good. What? Me, sorry. Me too. You had to take a drink break one run in. Oh, dude, yeah, no, I was not good.

I had to address my boots. Damn, Gab, you really narked me out right there. Dude, I'm sorry, but it was so funny and so good. And then, no, I was doing fine. I went down the black diamond. I was carrying my weight. Ryan came back and he killed it. You were, Ryan.

You really were. But Ken. was, dude, like, the most stubborn 11-year-old girl I have ever seen out on the ski. I haven't skied in six years, and I'm looking at this. I was like, okay, I'm not the greatest to begin with, and I'm pretty rusty. Get off that first chairlift. We go over the down, like, maybe a quarter mile, and you go under this T-bar that says, experts only, black diamond, double black diamond.

I was like, fuck that. No, that might have been for sure, not the spot you know. I understand that. I understand that. But I feel like the other ask were pretty reasonable. It was like, hey, we're going to go down this blue square. And you're like, no, I'm going down that blue square. Yeah, because I went down that blue square earlier.

And it was. But we were like, hey, we're all going down this blue square. We're filming that we need to go down this run. Yeah, but the other blue square was the exact same. It's just slightly over. And I knew I could do that one better. You just pretty much proved your point wrong. It was the exact same.

And you were just doing it to be like... Stubborn. Stubborn. Yeah, but the first like 100 feet was not like a vertical drop-off. It was a blue square. It was much less intimidating on my end. All right, whatever. I'm not a skier, okay?

I don't claim to be... I'll say you got warmed up, Ken. You got your skiing legs somewhat back. You're good, baby. I think that's enough skiing for the next six or seven years again. That's a good schedule Once a decade What's a decade

Dude you're gonna You got like two more times Skied man Hope to last a little longer than that I don't know like that But you get old man I have seen Ken in his underwear More in the last two days

Than I have maybe in our 15 years of friendship Yeah I mean he gets this spray tanning and becomes a new guy, dude. He's all confident and ready to do stunts and shit. You got all tanned up. You got to show it off. You might as well. I guess.

I'm so proud, Ken. I mean, you got what it takes. You got what it takes. Yo, so we went to Jack in the box the other day. It was the worst eating establishment I've ever stepped foot in. And Evan, I feel like, if I say, I want Ev to be in on this. Yeah, well, let's do a tradeout for that. All right, Ev.

Last night, we were sitting there watching a movie. And Ev is sitting in this, like, wooden kind of, like, kitchen chair. And it just breaks. And he dens the wall and takes paint off with it. And this chair is in, like, 15 pieces on the ground. Dude, I don't even think I had hit the ground yet. And Gavin's already wood. What'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you do?

Yeah, I mean... I didn't do anything. I know. I was hoping it was going to be something. Too right there. Gavin invites us over to his family house. Very nice place. And then we do, we, we damage the wall. This is, that's kind of unfixable right now. A little worried about that. What's, what is the status on that? A homeboy call me. He said, go get some mud putty and clean that up yourself. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, shit. He's like, we're in Soverthorn. There'll be a couple of us. All right. Yeah, you could just go get some mud puddy. and just throw some paint over it, sand it down, call it dialed.

All right. So we got something to do tomorrow. Some construction work to do tomorrow. I think it's Ken's job because Ken is actually the one who set me up. You want to hear what's so screwed up? I was here like six months ago and I think I felt that chair wobble. They were waiting. Dude, that hadn't happened.

You just put that freaking dent in the wall. I hardly even put weight on it. It disintegrated. Like I thought it was an actual prank chair. The way that it came. It came apart into like nine pieces. Like usually if a chair breaks, it's like one leg. Yeah, one leg.

We're used to plastic chairs. That's a wooden chair. Took out the freaking wall. I love that Ken was sitting in earlier and he leaned back, felt it crack, and went up. And he used to lean forward and he grabbed the other chair and swapped. And he didn't stay anything. Thanks, Ken. I pushed the seams back.

I pushed the seams back. He goes, I put it back together. Oh, it's never back to get back. What the heck, dude? I could have been out for the trip. Oh, dude, you could have. I mean, that would take a lot more. And I'm still concerned.

I'm not going to be invited back to your place. Well, dude, you're already upset with the door's not locking right. The hot tub doesn't have water. I mean, what else we got going on, Evan? No, keep going. I mean, I know we're getting one star on Yelp, but keep going. Dude, I have not a single complaint about this place. Speaking of one.

Other than the chairs. One star on Yelp. Evan brought us to Jack in the Box. It's like a fast food restaurant. The worst place I've ever eaten in my entire life. Ryan was driving. I didn't bring you there. Ryan was driving.

I was begging to go to Jacksonville. I was not begging. I suggested. Every time we go on a trip and there's a Jack in the Box, you're like, can we please, can we please go to Jack in the Box? I did want Jack in the Box pretty bad. And it was terrible. It was so bad, dude.

The service was horrible. The food was mediocre at best. And it was like 90 bucks. Well, dude, how bad a food could it have been, Ben, for you to say it was the worst food ever? Ah, man. I don't know. I think it was just, like, the whole fact that, like, Evan was begging to go there. And we got there.

And it was just a terrible experience. And I literally looked at Evan and go, I hope you're happy. You should have taken him to Arby's over that. Well, we get Arby. Arby's all the time. We don't have Jack in the box. I see why they're a failing franchise. Jack in the box, dude. Do you ever hear any, do you ever

seen anything on Instagram? Let's go get Jack in the box. No, you're drunk and go get McDonald's. You don't go get Jack in the box? Freaking Jack in the box, Ev? Chicken tenders when you're like 10 years old might be good. Ev's also a White Castle fan, so that explains a lot.

No, I can respect that. Dude, White Castle is a delicacy. You can't. No, that's why I said now. You guys have negative things to say about White Castle? I said I respect that. There's nothing wrong with that. Tender little sliders and little onion. Kill it.

You got to add the cheese though, but it's worth it. Any of 40 cents? No, no, no, no condiments. None? The pickled. Pickle. That's what I was saying? Onion.

Uh, cheese. Patty. Called dolled? I mean, if it's before 1 o'clock, I'll probably get the egg on there. No. What is up with you and eggs, bro? We go on this two-week RV trip and Evan shows up with his duffel bag and an egg salad. And he goes, I got food for the next two weeks, boys.

What is wrong with you? Dude, I love egg salad. But it just, it's one of those things that, you know, you shouldn't have when you're in a confined space with others. Yeah, no, yeah. That's the best way to put it wrong. I mean, we have a, have a toilet in the RV. I didn't think it was that big a deal.

What, do you go sit on the toilet to rip ass? Oh, no, not typically. No, that's the problem. Was I really that stinky? We really only had like one stinky toot this whole trip. That's what I'm saying. I ate a half a dozen egg solid sandwiches. To be fair, it did clear out the RV.

We had to pull over on a busy highway. We had to pull the caution tape out. If we're going to talk about damage to the RV, I think it's Ken putting his melon through the show. Almost get Ken back in here. Oh, my goodness. No, hold on. Ken, what, yeah, what is the story behind the bathroom destruction?

So we were going down the road and I had to use the bathroom. So I, you know, sit down and we're kind of going down and who's going down? Well, you know, sit down to the bathroom using the toilet and then Ryan... Sit down? I didn't know you're taking a shit, dude. You're taking a shit. I didn't want to piss all over the wall because we're going on the highway. So, Ryan, like, as I'm, like, starting to stand up,

Ryan, like, swerves just that little bit. And, you know, like, you're losing your balance. You just kind of fall forward. And my head just goes straight into the door. And it just shattered everywhere. Of the shower. Of the shower, yeah. You hadn't even used it yet.

I know. That's the worst part. Now we can't. And I got a shower curtain. But it was, like, one of those shower doors that was kind of already textured. so all it took was just a little bit of brunt force for the entire thing to just shatter into pieces. It's literally in a million pieces all over that bathroom. And I cleaned up most of it, but there's still just that little bit of glass every here and there.

I don't picture it as a little bit of brunt force. I picture it just charging through it like Gavin taking out the running back. Like that's how hardy hit that shower door. Were you worried about your head? Did you look at him? I would have freaked out. I barely even felt it, honestly. That's the worst part

Wait wait wait Did you keep going after you fell through it I kind of like brace myself on the sides But man you had to have been rattled I was like holy shit this broke way too easy You're amazing Ken dude The way you hit that water on the three wheeler There was zero per chance

Zero percent chance of you flipping And I flipped it Oh shit just had to lean back That was like the only requirement is lean back And I'm not so sure you did I thought I did But apparently it wasn't enough That happens during stunts

Sometimes you just black out If you didn't get that snort rocket I just got coming out Nnarly snot rocket on that one That was gross But yeah You're going for a stunt Just like I was hitting that stairs today

I hit that last level I was like oh I might be able to stop But I was kind of blacked out I didn't stop And it happens, Kenna, as you start to do more stunts with us, me and Evan, whoever else does stunts, you'll learn. Ken is a part of the stunt crew. How are you feeling about that?

I don't know. I don't know if I can join the stunt crew yet. We'll just get you a mullet, give you your wings. You'll start flying, dude. You start throwing. Yeah, have you always been such a wrecking ball? I've been pretty bad my whole life, yeah. Have you been getting injured or do you just?

break things. Ooh. I've been really good about not getting injured. Have you had any injuries? Football, ACL, labor on the shoulder. That's why I'm surprised. They're holding up great. Shout out to the surgeons.

Modern day surgery kicks ass somehow. I hate it, but good job. Because the knee's holding up good. Three wheelers from the 80s, modern day surgery. Got it. That's all you freaking need. That is the first thing I've heard Gavin say is sick. Yeah.

That's not from the 80s. today than it was back in the day. Apparently, because there's knees still holding together and the shoulders are right, so we're here. The doctor is probably from the 80s. That's how that works. Oh, good math. That is probably how that worked.

Man, we're screwed in like 15 years, though. They're going to be dead. Dude, you think people die so much quicker. Ken's getting more than two ski trips. Crazy we can live this long. Gosh, damn. Do you think, do you think, that in our lifetime there's going to be some kind of scientific discovery that will make people live forever? No, screw that. I mean, why would you want to live forever? That doesn't make it as

fun. Because then you have a certain time to do it now. And then you got, and I'm a big God man too and everything. So that plays a big role on it. But we have a certain time to do this and that. Let's make the best of it. If you could do it forever, then you'd be freaking lazy. You wouldn't want to go and I don't ever want to waste the day. I want to freaking be doing something with my life that feels productive and fun and feel like I'm making achievements. So, no, you want to have a timestamp on it. You want to be stressed. Wow.

Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah. I like that too. I mean, that does show in your attitude and, and work ethic. But, um, God, can you imagine? And would it be just like the age that you are and you just freeze at that age forever? Dude, you wouldn't even want that, dude. I mean, it sucks.

I mean, my body's all so freaked up already. You would not want to live in this potty forever. How do you think I feel, bro? Even worse than me. That's not like, dude, let's get another 50, 60. We're like, yeah, let's go, baby. Yeah, we're good. We've got another 10 years of stunts, hardcore stunts.

And then another... 10 to 15. Yeah, I'm stunned to I'm in the ground. All right, let's just go for it. Which might be 10 years, but... Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. 10 to 50.

And then we might have to dabble with a cage or something sooner later. With age comes cage, right? That's what they say. What do we just say screw that? Do we say screw that, Ev? No cage. No cage, right? Let's go out like men.

I heard a really good quote one day. As people get older, they get more afraid of dying, but they have less to live. So they should technically be less afraid of dying because they've already accomplished more, you know? That's a really good point, actually. Right? But like, I guess that's just kind of a mental thing. I mean, you got to figure out how to just keep pushing us. I never want to stop.

That's the thing. Like, once I get so old, I can't ride a three-wheeler. oh dude take me out bro like seriously no more like oh i want to be able to do shit for like as long as i'm here so i don't know i think the reason that older people say that is they they appreciate what they have more and they have like built up a life worth living and they have a family and kids grandkids no i could definitely see from that perspective and it's like i guess when you say that yeah Three-wheeler's right now are your only passion or, you know, what you care about most now, but, I mean, that'll change.

No, no, you're right. No, I can definitely see that. Do you see yourself having kids, Gaff? Oh, 100%. How many? Well, bro, have you seen his family? True. Pop up a picture of this family photo right in front of us right now.

You said you have, what, 120 relatives? Oh, we're pushing 200. We're pushing 200 now, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is insane. It's great. I love my family. Everything's all. But yeah, I probably want three or four kids.

Three or four, three. Yeah, that's the perfect number. I don't even care. I'd like boys. All girls would suck. Gab's daughter in the future is watching this right now. I was waiting for a girl would be fine. Oh, that would suck.

Sorry, Ty. Why? Why would having a girl suck? Duke, because I know how dudes are. You're one of them. You're one of them. He would have a reverse carded that so hard, dude. You can't pull that one on me, man.

That is a big concern. Crimes. Cripes, right. Yes, I don't know. All girls would not be the move. Yeah, man, I don't know. I feel like it's usually like the people that say that are the ones I get. Oh, I'm going to be so screwed.

I guarantee it. But it's all right. Whatever, dude. Love everybody. Fuck it. I don't care. My kid's a girl. I guess I'll still love her.

Do you have a freaking choice? No. So that's just how it is. Everything happens. How are you guys going to raise your kids? Are you going to have like any, just let them do anything or have like more strict guidelines or things that you want them to do or don't do? Definitely pretty free realm. Let them just how I grew up.

I mean, go to church, learn the ways, learn everything. What if they don't want to go to church? Then they don't freaking have to. I mean, you're going to go to church the first like five, six, or no, like you're five. five, six years old, seven years old. That's when you're going to go learn some stuff and see if you like it, see if you're kind of falling into it. And if you're like 10, 12 years old, screw this.

All right, I'll try and push it on you a little harder, but I'm not going to make you, make you, make you make you. It's just one of those things you can't do. And that's kind of like, I don't know, I've always felt that connection. So that's just one of those things. Do you think you'll be more nervous for your kid? Like, because your dad lets you, you know, be pretty free roam,

let you, you know, go do dangerous things per se. Free bird. Do you think that you will be more scared for your kids because you know all the sketchy shit that you got yourself into? I mean, you kind of heard him earlier, though, Ryan. He doesn't think he's very sketchy. Dude, I'm not that sketchy. That's the thing.

But no, I do. I do have worries about that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, we, it's, it's fun over hurtness. I just watched you flail down my metal spares. Good boy, it was I having fun, dude. But I guess if the ratio is. 51 fun 49

sketchy that's pretty sketchy yeah but what do we do send it run it run it I love that F let's freak you go baby dude we can go fire that 250 you're going to jump the golf course right now we want god damn keep talking to me man

yeah let's fire the dune tires on and just do it go get the pound tires get the banshee the 250 R running right now maybe I don't you want to talk about the banshee but no going back to your question no that definitely Ah, dude, holy shit I don't know how my dad even lets me be that crazy Honestly, because I know I pushed the limit

I'd take some gnarly diggers Ah, yeah, my kid better not be as fucking crazy Dude, your payback Dude, I think I agree, like, kind of let them do whatever But Like when I was a kid The only thing I wanted to do

Was race dirt bikes Or snowmobiles And my parents never let me And I always, like, kind of hated that. And now that I'm older, looking back at it, so happy. Why? Oh, dude. It's just, like, risk to reward is not worth it.

The time is not worth it in my eyes. Like, and, and I think that it played a huge factor in me just being more interested in, like, the things that I was doing at the time, which then led to my meeting. my best friends and now we have C-boys and like everything happened for a reason true I don't think like racing is that worth it I don't think like hockey is worth it from from seeing C.J playing hockey and now his head concussions and everything like that he would say the same thing not worth it yeah no and just like certain things like that and obviously it's like you know everyone's got their own opinion I guess it's just mine but um yeah I don't know it's like just certain things that the kids or your kids or me when I was younger would be like,

I just don't understand, why can't I do that? Yeah. They're like, no, trust me. And then you get older and you're like, oh, yeah, no, that makes sense. Made sense. So it's because you think you might have gotten really hurt and screwed up or what? I don't know. I just think, like, what do you have to gain from that?

It's not like I would have gone pro. I think you can only say that because you must not be as passionate about the bikes or the three-wheelerers or whatever. Yeah, but I still loved it. I, dude, like, I lived for it. it's not worth it, then you don't love it as much as the people that are taking those risks and be like, it's worth it. There is a flip side that this is how my dad actually unsold me from racing.

He goes, talk to Cody Matthews. He goes, how much, ask Cody, how much he rides in a weekend? I go, Cody, race cross-country snowmobiles. How many hours are you riding a weekend? He goes, oh, I ride for, you know, two hours during my race. And I'm traveling. I'm doing all these things. I get to ride for two hours.

And he goes, then my dad went, well, look how much you're riding. You wake up at 10 in the morning and you go ride, you go all the places you want to go, you do all the things you want to do, and then you come home at 8 when it's dark.

You get all those hours in. But I can see the competitiveness for you and how much it advanced you as a rider, which fucking really shows compared to me on any type of motorized machinery versus you. Like, do you think there was more of a competitive aspect in it for you then? Oh, definitely. Like, when I started it was just to have fun

and then realizing that I totally like the competitive part and it made me want to be a better rider or it just happened I just wanted to ride all the time so the more time you put in you just get better there's literally no way to get better than just ride even if it isn't just the gravel pit or the race trail anywhere just ride because you have it dude you still could race you could still go whip all those young guys no I can I'm crusty I just do wheelies now

get a few jumps here and there well yeah but no what you're saying I can see the competitiveness, and that's part of the reason I want to race three wheels, like, really bad. You do? Oh, do they still race them? Oh, yeah, they got some boys, some still, oh, yeah, they do. Dude, they ice race them. You need to come up next winter and race that 250 R.

That needs to happen. No, 100%. Definitely will do that. Maybe I'll hop on the 450. Let's do it. Let's run it. But yeah, they run up up in Oregon, up in, yeah, all along there. They do flat tracks.

They do even motocross still. And, no, I just want to go kill it. I don't know. I'm so passionate about it. I want to be the best their freaking is at it. I know that's all there is to it. I want to go do a backflip on it. You want to backflip a three-wheeler?

No, it gets crazy. I want to be the first person. Because it's the backflip's done. I want the front flip. Dude, we got to work on the jump first. I don't get. It's going to be next fucking week,

Gab's going to have like a little kicker set off his trailer. And he's going to be trying to do a backflip. Yeah, we need to get you a phone pit. Yeah, we do need to figure that one out fast. But he has got a lake. That's just as good.

Yeah, we do got a lake and we got Honda that will fire right back up. But no, the backflip first. So nobody is front flip to three wheeler? Not that I know of instead. Not on purpose. I mean, I'd probably both have done that, but yeah, not on purpose.

No, how cool would that be, though? Just jam on that front brake and huck. Yeah, no, that'd be pretty cool. Almost impossible, but it's definitely still possible. Is it? I don't know. I'm trying to picture it. Yeah, it's definitely.

I mean, you use one of those nitro circus, like, the folding ramps or whatever. You know what actually kind of, would work is the it doesn't track you know how normally the back or the front flip ramps have like where it goes up and then the ramp drops you would just need a three-tiered ramp oh like that because the wheels in the middle a little three-point so hey we're giving out the secrets it would just what are you trying to beat me to do that no no no no no no no no no no no no i want you do the world no i i ain't doing a front flip on a fucking three-wheeler come come be my best friend

if you want to do it with me. But, uh, God damn it. No, backflip, that should be easy money. Back, oh,

sorry. I don't know. No, you saw that angle ahead up there? That was full torque. It was the same angle as the three-wheeler off the trailer. There's straight 90 looking in the air. Looking in there.

Dude, one of the worst feelings I've ever had. It was, no. Yeah, I was going to say it was almost equal to being locked in there, but. You had a big day that day, for sure. Well, dude,

the past, 48 hours. I mean, I have Big Ken taking the girl I like. I mean, I have, yeah, I got kidnapped by my best friends. I got a two-fifth yard, the best three-will in the world given to me. The Colorado meat grinder. You got cheese-grated. I got cheese-grated.

I figured out Evans one of the nastiest skiers on this side of the Western slope right now. I'll tell you that. You were showing up those youngings, man. Thank you. Who's this guy? But holy shit. What a ride, baby. Yeah, it's been an eventful couple days, and it's like a third of the way through the trip.

It's good. It's fun. Like, I'm having a really good time, and I'm excited to see, like, you know, what keeps happening. The vibes have been high, and we've just been rolling. If we keep on this pace, dude. What can't happen? We're going to be doing three really front flips by next week. Don't say that.

We're in both of tomorrow hucking back. We're feeling good, baby. Don't say that. Why? Because I don't give us any ideas. I just love what you say, don't say that. Oh, don't say that. Well, yeah.

That energy can't be matched. No, dude, that's three-wheeler energy right there. Give me some. Yo, dude, do you see that? Ken was one. All right. Ed, do we let him join? I don't even, do we want to let everyone know about the three-wheeler?

Triceratops, handshake? They've been starting to see it more. I'm sure you've seen. Triceratops? Yeah. Ken, you want to join? I mean, you've been a bad boy lately. You kind of have the characteristics to fit it.

I think I'm already halfway through it. So you want to start giving it to us? Give me some. No, no, no. What was that? Dude, no, no, no, no, no. All right. You put them up top.

And whenever you're getting ready to do something cool on a three-wheeler, you got to look at me or Evan, and you go, Yeah, make the cool noises with it And it'll get you stoked The three wheeler gods are with you And you'll be okay You think I'm joking Why do you think we're okay right now

So that's what that means when you And when you and F look at each other and do this Well it's either that or we're at a bar And there's a nice heavy over there That could be with three bills That's your That's the three's up Dude

We got a winner Who's getting the loan? I'll take it tonight, man. Only in special circumstances. I'm sweating, Gab. You know what? The last few days have been incredible. And I'm excited we have more, more time together.

We're going to Moab tomorrow. We have hell's revenge, dude. Lap. Taking R. Sick up Hell's Revenge. Oh, baby. You want to get some reactions? Let's take an R6 up Hell's Revenge.

Oh, my God. Dude, people were freaking out. We were there last year with three wheels with no helmets on. People were looking at, dude, you're crazy. You're crazy. And there's this lady looking at my friend. Because I'm a decent rider, but my friend wasn't a good of a rider. And he wasn't wearing a helmet.

And this lady was passing us on a Jeep coming out of Hell's Revenge, Looking to my buddy going, don't do it. He started freaking out so bad. I felt so bad. But we made it. But fudge. Don't get me worked up. We're talking about three wheelers a lot right now.

We're talking about some turnpikes for a second. Cool me down. Four wheelers? How cool, all I see you guys. How's your quad, right? Still dead. That sucks, dude. You shouldn't have got a yama.

Sounds like a personal problem at that point. Oh, darn. Or putting lawn mowers on front of it. That was cool. Dude. I can't tell if he's being genuine or just trying to be. No, it was good. I think he's being a dick right now, right?

If you put lawnmowers on your wheeler? I couldn't do it now, though. Because you guys have already done it. You're damn right. You can't. Just kidding. I know. You did this note.

Did the snowpaw? Yeah. It was nice. Yeah. Well, we did the roller skates. I mean, we've hit a lot of stuff on a three wheel that shit. I mean, the BMX bike, that was terrible idea. But man, did it work great?

We made a four-wheeler. We made a four-wheel. Yeah, no, we put two wheels up front because that's stupid friction. You should have used a unicycle. No, that wouldn't have worked. That's one-wheel. Yeah, because it's a three-wheeler. Oh, so one-plus-one.

I'm turning my three-wheeler into a three-wheel. No, yeah, but we put the BMX bike. bike up front. It worked great. Emotional. I rolled that thing though pretty bad. Yeah, that sucked. We're a helmet, kids. And on that, no, Gab. Thank you for your time. We love you. Everybody, please go follow Gavin everywhere. Shred 80. Love you guys. Amazing. God, I love you, Gav. Love you guys. Thank you. All right. Peace.