Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Getting Caught Sneaking Out

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

In today's podcast we talk about filming our most viral video, embarrassing youtubers, Sneaking out as kids, bad wedding entrances and distasteful female rappers. Enjoy! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPENat https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Get a free 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com and use code WIDEOPEN Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a classic example of F around and find out. What'd you guys have to do to sneak out? Dude, I... Mike's wedding will for sure have us on dirt bikes driving in. I do your CJ occasionally in the middle and I just scream. That's just nightmares. We've got Vikings won today, so we're good. One and three, baby.

Come back to us. We're coming back. Let's go. Welcome back to 101.5, C-Boys TV radio. You're listening in. And we got Micah Samman over here. Someone intro it. That was my intro.

Did you not like my intro? The Sandman. Welcome back to 101.1.5, the Sandman. I just felt like I was listening to FM radio. Well, that's what I was going to. People in their car right now are like, what the hell? Before we continue on with the radio show, we've got to do 55 minutes of ads. I love that.

You'd love that. The radio shows that are like, I would do. You ever listen to the fucking radio? It's all ads. You should be thinking yourself that you only get a few minutes. That's true. I agree. We could take the approach, like, some of the FM stations,

they do all their ads in, like, all the ads that they have to do in an hour in, like, you know, 15 minutes. You ever have to drive to work, like, during that time? And it's just solid. Yeah. You guys ever watched a football game and realized that the majority of the football game is commercial break? Oh, yeah.

Hold on. They dropped the football. Let's go to a commercial break. Yeah, why not? I just was at the gas station filling up. Oh, two funny things. I'm in the minotruck. Ken's dad comes up to me.

me and just goes, why are you driving around this piece of shit? Oh, my God. Actually? Yeah. You tell them it's not? Did you say, this is my vehicle? Yeah, I wasn't like offended, but I go, I like driving it. You should have just been like, I don't get paid as much as your son.

You go, that was good. And then I look up a couple of Harley riders driving by. Like, these are like full-blown, you know, nice paint, full-blown bagged Harley, whatever. Speakers. Guys got leather on. Good. Guess what he's jamming to? Like, yeah, speakers.

playing out loud. 1.1.1.5 TV radio. He's got the Apple Bottom jeans, booth with the fur. He's going through Cormon. But it's just like, you know, the song did not match the homie. That's embarrassing. No, he was owning it. He was like, yeah, smile on.

I don't think I could ever do that, man. Even if it was a great song, it's just that's a little much. So that's kind of what I was like getting at too was like, yeah, when you're playing like ACDC, it's like, I don't know. I think it's cool. They put some loud speakers on those Harleys, but yeah, you can't really. get away with listening to much else than like hard rock bro i was i was on my way to the shop the the other morning too and there was a guy we were stopped at a red light and the guy right in front of me was on a big bagger and big speakers which is weird you don't really see somebody riding a

harley at like 730 in the morning i was on my way you weren't coming to work at 730 i was i was coming here to edit him anyway this guy's listening to music and he'd start listening to a song and then change it start listening to it and and like it's like someone just sitting in their car, like flipping through, you know, where you hear like a, you can hear this, but like he was, yeah, yeah, every single song and he probably went through like 15 songs, just like trying to find the right one. I can't remember what he landed on, but it was like maybe like Ed Sheareran and then he ripped off and I was like, what a strange song to land on the secrets of events. That's like the tip to, to when you're DJing just in front of anyone or playing

music where anyone else can hear it and you start, you're about five songs deep and you're not find anything just go ahead and press pause you know press pause then people don't have to go oh yeah no i feel like you got at least add to cue when you're yeah something yeah if you're but i'm saying even in the car even if you're just playing music in the car and you're running into like 10 songs or just whack i had that happen today pick a song reset reset just collect yourself that's like how my brother was i used to get a ride with uh sam into school every day when i was a kid and I swear I've never listened to a single song through. Oh really?

ADHD type of like just oh dude just like even if it's a good song that I know he likes or like a band that he likes halfway through change the song. Interesting. It just always drove me nuts. You guys ever listen to new music Friday? Oh like on Spotify or Apple Music. Yeah. You ever like roll through that place?

No, it's never good. It is awful. It's gone downhill lately. Lately it's been terrible. Alex and I were just talking about that a couple days ago. It's like, dude, there's no good. music out right now. Maybe when people put out like TV shows or movies or YouTube videos, like maybe they know

they're like, and this isn't my best work, but it'll, you know, it'll get us through the next season type of deal, right? What the, some, some music is so bad. And it's on New Music Friday. I can't believe they even thought to release this. I think it's just limited choices. For me, it's like, so I see the artist. So I'm checking out New Music Friday.

I see the artist. They have the artist line, you know, new from Dojicat, new from whatever. So I'm like, okay, sweet. It's going to be good. but it seems like they're just taking all of the top artists and then just giving you whatever they're making but that doesn't necessarily mean it's good right these female rappers are taken over like i'll go to rap caviar on on spotify or get turnt or whatever type of rap but it's all kind of the same songs half of them female rappers and they're great but i just can't get down

with what they're saying because they're just talking about so aggressive their pussy basically the whole time they're wet pussy and like all like i'm i'm not even kidding you like that's literally like the type of shit they're saying and i'm just riding in the car about i'm like what am i fucking they're like talking about like you know just yeah guys not gonna be able to handle them and stuff i'm like i can't get down to this like this ain't hyping me up there's no way you yeah but it's just crazy how you're it's changed a little bit like since so like but since riana to like now so riana is about the same thing kind of uh It makes different stuff.

But now it's just, yeah, now it's just like to the point. I don't know, man. I think honestly it was bound to happen, though. Now it's like coming around and it's like now the girls kind of have that aggressive type of rap that the men used to listen or are used to listening to because they know. What you're saying is, talking about getting women or money hoes. You just can't listen to it.

You know. You can't hate on it. No, you can't. No, I'm not hating on it. I'm just saying it's tough for me to get down to. So when I'm trying to find some new music and I'm flipping through all these songs of these girls. singing about this stuff.

Yeah, so... I guess it's a skip. Yeah, when you're listening to like next, next on like hip hop radio or like top hip hop or whatever. They're taking over. They're killing it. There's no denying that.

What I don't fully understand is when you do listen to the radio and they're taking songs like when every single word of the song is just beeped out. And that's been a thing forever. A lot of bad problem. That's true. Them up problem.

That was on the radio, bro. I kind of have a funny story about that, actually. So over at the farm, we're having lights installed. Oh, that's what we're calling the new shot, by the way. The new shot, the farm. Anyway, so we're getting new lighting installed just because it's so dark in there. And Brian's been over there working on a secret project for the last three weeks. So anyways, my buddy Simon, he is an electrician.

He actually listens to the podcast. Shout out, Simon. So he was over there wiring up some lights. came up to me this week and goes what the what's the deal with that Brian guy I go what do you mean he's like really quiet and like I was just surprised by his music taste

and I go oh yeah he's a big hip hop guy because I think he just goes on serious and lets it run but he's listened to or Pandora and he's listened to so many full rap songs soon like through that I guess when Simon walked in it was Cardi B wop and Brian was just listening to it

And this time, it was like, what? Like, he didn't really know what to do. And he just listened to it full through. And he was just surprised that. And then it moved on to some other really relaxed. Yeah. But in his defense, I had that thought, but a little smaller multiple times. Week in, week out, when he first started with us, I was like, man, the dude listens to anything.

He loves hip-hop, man. But especially hip-hop. But, I mean, like, just anything. And then I hear a song, I go, Brian's listening to this. And then it happened again. Yeah. I go, he's listening to this. Okay.

Pretty much any artist with a little in front of it. He's got good shop beats, you know? Yeah, he does. You walk in wherever he's working. It's just a nice, like, no, it is all kinds of music. But it was just funny to me because he was like, yeah, like, it was kind of taken off guard. I walked in and he was listening to Cardi B. And it's also, yeah, like all that rap music going on doesn't, you know, doesn't bop his head maybe even.

No, I don't think he's even really listening to it. I think he's just working on the project, yeah. Yeah, he's focusing on that wrench, man. Background music. Rrenching. Ken, I have some videos on your laptop. Put them nice, neatly in a folder in the middle. So I can't mess up and get bullied by Mike.

What else are you doing in my laptop? I'm being nice to Ken, this podcast. Okay, that's the wrong folder. That's Mike's social security number. You know what? Surprise me. You got to give them clear instructions. Just top one.

Mike, you just have to throw that in, didn't you? Although I was out when I was operating your computer today, do you have your mouse sensitivity turned up higher? Yeah, way up there. Yeah, that's why it's so fucking hard to operate. For what I do every day, it's super nice. He doesn't have to move his finger much. He's using paint.

He's just going like this. Yeah, he doesn't even have to move it. He just angles his finger. It's like the old IBM. The track ball in the middle that was always so intense. You could never. I always thought those were lit. Okay, here we go.

This is a classic example of F around and find out. Have you guys heard about this? Oh, yeah. I saw this in the news, but I didn't really want to do it. Digging in too deep as being a kind of a YouTube prankster. Yeah, it felt a little dark. Something already tells me whatever this guy's doing that, you know, was shot will never be anything close to what we're doing. Honestly, it wasn't as bad as I thought.

I've seen worse. It was unjustified? Yeah, I definitely don't think he should have gotten shot. It was unjustified cap. Unjustified caps were popped. We do want to warn you that viewers might find this video disturbing. No What?

What? What? What's that is? No No touch though to the prank Unfortunately Whoa

Whoa Whoa Yeah that's unjustified still You just shot him in the middle of a moor 20 seconds It was 20 seconds from the moment Cook approached Cole Before Coley pulled a gun and shot. But I feel like you've got to kind of pick your defense.

And since this happened, the social media world has really gotten behind Coley. Okay. That was the lamest fucking prank. What was he doing? He was just harassing that guy. That's all he was doing. It's not even a good prank. Just pops him, dude.

Camerman got it, too. Got to give him credit. Cook, for his part, says he plans to continue making his YouTube prank videos. He gives the YouTubers a bad rep. Yeah, that's tough. Definitely don't think of me. He should have gotten shot. I don't know what the prank was,

but it didn't really look like there was that much finesse. I, or maybe it was that fun. There was no finesse at all in that. He was just shoving the phone in the guy's ear, and then the guy pushed it down, and he did it again, and then he pushed it down.

I think one more time, and he did it again. He shouldn't have shot him, but he should have punched him in the nose. Yeah, there is. Or even, so I'm just wondering, like, as a guy with a conceal and carry, I know it's like you're in a mall

You can't just pull it out But it's like where's the like What if you pulled it out And then like dude Don't mess with me Like self-defense here I think that guy might have something wrong with him Yeah I know

I feel like you gotta pick who you're pranking Because if you prank Really whack looking dudes Like that guy looked like it was his first time Out of the house in a couple of years Yeah You might get shot Straight up that was the worst prank I've ever seen

That was the worst prank I've ever seen Do you think they like high fived And stuff like that after he's like fuck yeah we got a banger that was a lot better than anything they would have gotten i'll tell you that got shot that was what i was going to say is like so had he not gotten shot had this not get on the news like we ain't never heard hearing of his content so i don't know if this is actually his username but if it's this is my username that is it has a shitty username too even i think it's like tanner cole or something like that's kind of like oh geez your computer and not going to lie you

know what happened you know on xbox and pfore when you had like a name with no no no numbers and no underscores. You guys don't remember your Xbox Gamer Tech? My first one was Unwary Meteor. It was one of the first. Like, you know when you just, like, you couldn't think of a name, so you did a random one? I just wanted to get to playing.

Unwary Meteor popped up, took it, and yeah, I changed it probably two years later. Nice. Classified Goons. How many subscribers does he have? I didn't get that far on it. He has 57K. Okay.

I wonder if he's gone up recently. 39 videos detained at the airport four weeks ago. It hasn't posted in a while. I got shot two months ago, 242K. Man, that's... One of his highest viewed videos. That's tough getting shot for 240,000 views. Angry guy, charges cameraman.

I think it's just more so... You know, it's kind of wild, obviously, if it's entertaining, it is, and if it isn't, it isn't. But you got people, like, out there making fake, like, neighbor stole my dirt bike, because he was so mad. And then they, they... Those are, like, the older era of YouTube. but they garnish like 10 million views or more.

And then that one's like fully legit, got shot during his YouTube career. Yeah. And pulls less than... Deliberately filming in people's faces prank. Yeah, I already don't like it. I already don't like it. Like it's just, no wonder you're purposely trying to piss people off

and that's the video is like when they get mad. I just don't think that's funny. Man. Okay, so like seven years ago, it was like right when we started making videos. Yeah, we told this story. and there was some couple from the, like, the town that we were going to school. Not far from. Yeah.

The guy was holding, like, a big, thick book, and he had his girlfriend shoot him. Phone book. Was it a phone book? Yeah, it was a phone book. The girlfriend shot him. With like a desert eagle? 50 cow. Yeah.

A desert eagle. Sorry, whatever that caliber is. That was a desert eagle. And he died. Obviously. They did it for a YouTube video, yeah. And then we were getting contacted, like, as a YouTuber, like, what do you guys think of this and we're like uh we think it's a a terrible idea what is that even

supposed to mean i remember the news like dragged us for it they were like YouTubers doing anything for views and then it was like us jumping the road or something like that or just our daily shenanigans yeah we're like what you can't even compare us to someone like that that's desperate when you're shooting the phone shooting a phone book but it's like so it's one of those things like we like to do full send things and I'm not talking anything about that but you know how then we come up with our huge idea it gets bigger it gets smaller but for that one there's not a whole lot of factors phone book gun shoot you could have maybe tested could have maybe not used the desert eagle yeah probably could have maybe not used the desert eagle i mean like yeah

they only had one phone book they're like we only got one take at this ah man yeah sad sad situation it is it is but um make too much like yeah i don't know though i mean there's like a couple people in the area that have, you know, tried to make YouTube videos as well and like prank style videos very similar to that where they're extremely distasteful and like disrespectful, like blatantly disrespectful and like involving cops and like trying to do like certain things like that where then we always catch it catch wind or catch heat because of other YouTubers in the area like doing things that are, you know, yeah, pretty disenfranchise. Give the job a bad name.

Yeah. Not saying that, you know, we're perfectly squeaky clean and don't do stupid shit too. Yeah. But it's just like, it's always like, damn, man. It's always tough. Especially with like the golfing shit too. Like one of the last reckless golfing video is like we caught a bit of heat because other people were apparently like doing it. I don't, they never even said like reckless golfing.

They were just saying, you know, people are getting wild on the golf courses in the area. One of our neighboring courses, carts got totaled. Yeah, it was like a couple months after the video. We were like, bro. Yeah, it was probably a bachelor party. We're like, we're not the first people to go out on a golf course and like. We were probably the first people to do it sober, though. Yeah, seriously.

Yeah, but whatever. Yeah, I don't know. Ken, play, pop up that video that I sent you. Man, this is tough. Oh, yeah. This is so tough. All right. I'm like, this is off.

Awesome. I want to do this. I want to do this. I love how he just picks her right up. How bad is that? Dude, the, I... That's a vibe kill. There was a couple angles of it, and it was this angle that I noticed he was riding a Harley. The dude had to have rev that thing up and drop the clutch.

What was his plan? Either way, like it's not like you can just like very subtly, wheelie a Harley in a small confined area and then put it back down. I would have thought the tire would have spun out. Me too. I'm sure that's probably what he thought. And I don't think he took into account that there with a passenger, there was more weight on the back.

So your trajectory, your thing. I don't know if you gave a point. Totally the passenger. Like, otherwise it would have just. We blame the passenger for the guy wheeling over backwards. I don't think in that angle you can see it very clearly,

but the gal obviously gets absolutely bodied. And then the guy is like, stands up and, like, tries to, like, spin her around and do like a, like a dance move afterwards. To save it? Yeah, to save it. And the woman's like, dude, fuck out of here. You're trying to, like, there's no coming back from that. Actually, how do you come back from that? Take a seat and say, I'm sorry to the crowd and I'm especially sorry to the girl that I just bodied. Especially because it's likely that it was like one of the brides friends and he was one of the grooms friends. Yeah, it's not like they were like boyfriend and girlfriend and they're like, they can have a fight about it later.

some random lady that had to get on the back with jimmy dude that's always a tough tough spot pretty much every wedding i've ever been in or gone to where they do like the bridal party coming in and and they have to do like a dance or something like that very rarely is it like show-stoppingly good yeah i cringe at the idea of like it's always it's always in that day comes like what do you do you have i don't know if i don't know if i would do it to you guys right right right i don't even know what I did when I walked in. I just blacked out. I just blacked out. I got nervous. There was like 50 people looking at me. And it's the worst part is everyone, I mean, at least at Justin's wedding, everyone chooses like the whitest dance moves ever. Yeah. Or like shotgunning a beer. Like it's always like, so cringe

though every time. We're gonna, this is what I remember doing. Should we go back to back, like spin around and then put up like pistols? Yeah, classic. Yeah. A classic, but I had a pretty good one though. Last sweating i was in my uh my friend sam was a farmer and so i put on like overalls and got like pushed in on a toy tractor oh that's good so i literally didn't have to do anything besides for just sit on this toy tractor and then like the the gal like pushed me in and i got to kind of like roll pretty low so like you know everyone's sitting at their tables kind of just looking at her and everyone was just looking at her and yeah they could probably just see like the top of my head just go by yeah that's pretty good but it took prior planning exactly that's the way to do

planning any of them would be good next time i'll bring a harley yeah so i can get in quick get to the spot no i love that based on that video i like saw the first dirt biker go in i could see the other bikers coming in i go i love the idea i would love to do that probably won't then i saw the guy loop out dude i's wedding will for sure have us on dirt bikes driving in yeah as long as you guys are down what would be like a pretty solid entrance that wouldn't be cringy and you're kind of not setting people up for failure. Skydiving. That would be pretty sick.

Yeah, that'd be good. Or, like, run in and throw, like, a bunch of, like, fake $100 stack. Or what if the first person going in, you hit them with a flash grenade. And then everybody else runs in. And then once everyone, it's like, oh, what the heck? All the smoke clears. Everyone's sitting at the front of the table. You want a flash bang or a smoke grenade?

Both. Hit them with a double whammy. By the time they come to, wedding's over. Perfect. Everyone get on the bus. So I know you guys don't want to go back to college, but there is a degree. We can't. We're literally banned from going back to college.

It's actually not true. I mean, how many colleges are there? Apply somewhere else. That's true. There is a university that is officially offering a full degree. No. What a joke. To become an influencer.

And I can tell you already. I made money off all these people, huh? Yeah. this is to me like a degree where it's kind of like a lottery um obviously the work you put in and your creativity are a massive part of it but when you go to school to be a doctor you most and you finish the program you will become a doctor somewhere that's a good point and it is kind of like graphic design or anything in the arts like you could do jack shit with your graphic design degree or you could go work for like nike yeah you know it is kind of a lottery and this is like i'm not saying this is a full failure but what a joke you're either going to be one or you're not you're not You can't go to school for it. I feel like that's the new communications degree or like university studies degree. Like you should blend this in with like a market. Yeah, yeah.

Because then you can just go run the Facebook page for like some local business. That's kind of how it is. Until you're ready, you can then freelance. That's essentially what being influencers. It's like a freelance marketer. I mean, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

That's funny. That is a good point. I hate the word influencer. Me too. Same. Same. I do not want to be associated with that. Should we come up with a new one?

I go by podcasts or now. That's pretty respectable until they listen to the podcast. I never liked the word podcast. I think it's weird. Kind of just gives me like an icky feeling. What a strange thing to say on a podcast. Right? I don't say it.

I do remember the word. I had an iPod Nano so you couldn't have like TV shows or whatever on it. But I remember it had podcasts and I remember like downloading something because I was trying to like get a like family guy. or Simpsons and and I looked it up and I ended up downloading a podcast I had someone do with it I'm like oh my god like I think I worked I can watch it now I click it and it was just them talking about it's just the audio and I was like what the heck is this why would anyone want to listen to this exactly and that was like years ago I mean

that would have been like 2007 yeah podcast has been a thing for a very long time it's just now recently so popular I feel like life was more fun when you had to hack your phone to make it do the things you wanted to do jail break yeah jail break yeah jail break Remember laying in bed at night when you're supposed to be sleeping? You would jailbreak your phone and brick it. I was obsessed with it. Mike, yeah, yeah. You should jailbreak your phone right now, Mike.

I don't think you live on air. I don't think you can anymore. Is it illegal? I bet you can't. But I do it always was. It's kind of like, no, it's not illegal. It's like, Lord's the warranty. Yeah.

It's like put an exhaust on your car. Ben here. Jail breaks his phone. The cops show up. Jail breaking was like the most like simple. And then you can root your Android phone. I did that. And then you can, I think the same term.

root your PSP. I did that. How long did these devices last? Why can't I leave things normal? I actually never bricked any of them. And the one that I did, I was able to fix. But it's like, dude, that definitely goes on the same trajectory as me not being to leave anything stock. I did jail break my phones too. Like, I remember I had my iPhone for Joe broken and then whatever I had after that.

But it always ruined your battery. So I would like wait a year before I'd do it. Yeah. You have other stuff running in it. Yeah. He would just kind of ruin it, but you'd have like infinity scroll or you could do like the Android unlock. My favorite thing though was the- Download music for free was- That was the best. It's just weird that they couldn't do it in phones because like in snowmobiles and cars, I get it. Like they have to put the exhaust on and then as soon as you get the sled, you take the exhaust off and put a good one on.

And we get like, yeah, this is lighter. It gives me more power. Why wouldn't this just be on from the factory, at least close? Wow, there's rules, I guess. Well, I'm sure it's for like emission. Well, it's like, sorry. I blacked out. It's because like CJ said,

when your phone battery would get toasted with it, it's probably because they just cranked everything up. I remember my Android had a feature and it was called like pocket warmer or something like that. And it would just like put everything into overdrive and your phone would just get really hot. So whenever it was cold, like before I'm going to go walk to my mom's car

and middle school, like fire that thing up. That, get it all hot walk to my car, keep my hands warm. It sounds like super ill advice. It sounds like you're, your Raptor can actually power an entire, like, concert event.

It just has to run at Red Line. Yeah, it was maybe not the best idea. Simpler times for technology. Ryan and Ken were always in tune with, like, the latest tech of, like, just phones. Absolutely. Well, Ken still is. I don't know when the last time I've seen that dude not have a brand new iPod. That's what I'm wondering.

Ken, do you have a 15 on order? I got it last week. Nice. You already have it? You already have it? You didn't even mention it to us. What? No.

All right, bro, so I'm on top of it. I order it the day they come out. I know there's other things I could have done to get it faster, but mine doesn't come for another month at least. Yeah, Mike, because Ken is one of their most valued customers. I thought I didn't order it because it said, like, the order filled or something. God, could you imagine? And then I got another email like two days later that it did go through.

Ken, flash it to the camera, flash it to the camera. Take it off, no case, no case. Yeah, let's flash it. Let's see that thing naked. Wait, when did you unbox that? I swear you just had your 14 like a day ago. Whoa. It's an iPhone.

Ken, you should do like a Marcus Brownlee review on it. I could see you doing that. Yeah, we could put it in this Thursday's video. Ken's tech reviews. Oh my God. Ken's tech reviews. It's an iPhone. It'd be so.

And it's like, it's like there's a big intro and then it just hits an outro. Like screens come in. Tech fashion. Ken's tech reviews. It's a different color. It seems like that's the only difference. I've been waiting. for the time that Apple has like a you know their big release of an iPhone and there's like a

projector on it like goes up on the wall it is and is like like so groundbreaking and they make it a new shape like I envision them making it like the pear shape back in like an eye carly days and like that would hate that yeah it would suck but it would just be nice to like just have something different yeah you know and then you'd have the purest like Ken coming out and being like you got the pair I don't like the way that it feels in my hand but it's brand new for me it's just like i just want all the memory and a good camera do they still make blackberries i don't think so nor should nor should they those went bankrupt a while again you should have a blackberry that'd be a flex did you ever have one count blackberry never did

i had a blackberry really it was a hand me down for my dad and and it felt as cool as the day i got my first pair of etnese they do still have them they do yeah i felt like a cool cool guy with a blackberry and it wasn't even text on like a post like without having to like double tap and i'm like dude i had a stylus in there too and i'm like i can go on the internet it was not enjoyable it was like it was like having to jump through hoops to to go on the internet it was like going on the internet on the PSP it was just like that yeah they say it's a secure it's a secure phone oh so they're coming with a different approach so that was why they're like it sucks but it's interesting yeah someone should buy one and then

and just have it. My backup phone where everyone that I don't know calls. There you go. Yeah. If you get a business phone,

making a Blackberry. We have a video coming out on Thursday. I think it's potentially our most viral video that we've ever made. And I'm very excited for you guys to see it.

Oh my God. Honestly, I'll just tell you, we hired 100 people to mow our lawn and it worked fantastic. It was super efficient. It was so efficient.

Fun from start to finish. Just a bunch of people with the same passion. It was beautiful. It was a beautiful site. I drove by the farm and I smiled again, just looking at how good the yard looked. It looks so good. That's the other thing.

It's not a hack job. You can't replicate a hundred talented people. You couldn't have done that with a pull behind full-sized tractor in the time that we did it with a hundred. John Deere, just 10 minutes to mow 10 acres. It's pretty good. My favorite thing is. I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's pretty good. It was like satisfying.

It was like one of those ASMR. things you know where they like almost video game asked too yeah it was it was beautiful yeah that was electric we were just laughing though because like we we went from uh one shop to the other and uh we're like man the neighbors got to just be like what the what is going

imagine we would have just stopped at some random person's house and done their yard in one second yeah no one would even have 100 people would literally just been a right everyone get in position and turn it on yeah all right turn it off let's go large handful of those guys that they were there on Saturday go you gotta make this an annual thing man

because they were just stoked yeah yeah we need to have them come back every two weeks I had a blast too honestly it was no bro that's what CJ was saying oh we're like okay we have him come back we like do it again and then pretty soon like it's just a thing like we're not even there yep do the thing mold the field every month

gave you the pointers now you're just going to do it on your own you guys see that New York is underwater I did see that I heard about it how bad is that like what they mean by under water. It looks bad. So I watched Casey Nistadt's video, and the way he described it is the whole city was not like this. Not like the whole island of Manhattan is under bust deep water, but there was parts

where it got out of hand. They're just laughing. Yeah, I mean, this is the craziest part. You got to remember that half of New York City is underwater. The whole subway system. So is the whole subway system filled to the brim? No, so it didn't happen, what's that one movie, Day of Tomorrow? No, the day after tomorrow. The day after tomorrow.

It didn't happen like that style where it filled up. That was a tsunami. I was envisioning. What the water is dripping on right there is, that's electricity. That's what moves the train. Classic. What caused it? It looks pretty fucking chaotic.

It basically didn't stop raining. Yeah, it rained for seven days straight in New York City. Oh, wow. Is what Casey Neistad said. Oh, wow. There is this really crazy video that's not, unfortunately, in this. it's of the walls in the subway station are just like it like split and it's just like geysering out of it pretty confident a lot of vehicles capabilities and what they can do and driving through water is one of them

but i do remember um a similar like you know streets flooded i remember jake uh was he actually had his mom with him but they were driving in his mom's outback an older one and it you know water in the intake like if it gets in the intake it's up at the edge of the hood it it it completely brick the whole motor. You know, like, water in locked it up. Yeah, you can drive through water, but, like, just know what your intake is. Like, these things don't have snorkels.

Like, if it goes in, you're just going to be stuck and you're going to have a blown up car and you're going to be stuck in. The Seema truck would have been good out there. That's what I'm saying. Or the donk. The don't have been fine. Oh, yeah.

Where's the air filter? Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying. With the tall tires. Oh, unlike the Air Ken's Tesla. I think my truck will go through like 32 inches. of water, stock. That truck shouldn't be going down the road, man.

You just don't want to drive. That thing shouldn't be on the road without water. How do you think your truck handles, Ryan? I mean, I don't know. I think fine. That's what matters, right? Yeah, it is. Sorry.

Sorry, carry on. There ain't no goddamn Lamborghini. Just kidding. Can your Tesla go in deep water? What happens? They say it can go shortly and then it's going to destroy all the electronics. How short are we talking? Like a couple minutes on it?

Water? Like you shouldn't drive underwater. I thought we should test that theory and get an actual definitive answer for the people. Like it's going to destroy everything. Let's go out there right now and see how long you can do underwater. Why? It's all water tight. Yeah, but like all the stuff that controls all the stuff that's water tight. Are we talking fully submerged? Are we talking like this New York flood? Like you drive through like I saw videos where like people drove their Teslas through that and then it like just bricked it. Like it still turned on but it wouldn't drive. What about when it rains. Well, then it's fine. It's not like submerged in water. There's no, like, you can drive anything when it's like just raining, but you submerge it in

water and it's going to like, water's going to get into spots that it's not supposed to be. It would be really cool if you can just straight up drive those things like on the bottom. It should be that way, dude. You can drive a boat on the water, but try flooding it. It's not going to work. You know, they're actually making electric boats now. Like I saw, I saw in a teak now has a fully electric wakeboard boat. Really? That's pretty sick. How long does it go for? I don't know what that would look like. Just the charge.

They sell it. It's like $300,000 for... Whoa. Pretty standard now for... Yeah. For like a normal gas boat, I think that boat starts at like a hundred and something. Oh, damn. So it's like you're effectively doubling the price.

Wow. That's pretty cool, though. I can't think of many downsides to it besides for obviously having to, like, charge it back up. It's still been so interesting the whole, like, tab. I got the electric lawnmower. and everyone's like electric like you got electric no I feel like they're good

it's just a battery then and then I'm like yeah yeah and then I used it and it's super quiet and I thought the battery was going to like not last that long but I could probably like mow my lawn four times with one battery really blew me away it just all comes down to just like how TVs have came down

and it just all comes down to the battery the smaller more powerful faster they can make batteries and the faster they can charge dude if it gets better and better than not much bad to say about electric. I think it'd be cool to ride a electric snowmobile.

I know they make those. It'd be sick when Polaris comes out with one of those. I think what isn't what isn't electric right now that one day will be. Like what are they besides I guess like trains and planes? Well they make electric trains. Yeah they just don't do electric trains here.

But the electric trains are those are powered. Those don't have batteries. Those are powered. Yeah, they do both. Wow. Interesting. All right. I really don't. I just don't know, like, what.

I saw a time. Yeah. I saw a tweet that said, thank goodness they invented cars. Could, because could you imagine waking up your horse at 3 a.m. to go to your chick's house or go to a girl's house? I never, never thought about that. That's funny. MFers in like 1938.

I think there was cars then. What did you guys have to do to sneak out? Be very quiet. Mike, you'd have quite the hike if you were sneaking out in the country. Yeah, where were you going? I'm anywhere bro I'm walking or would you're up in a car I mean I did the typical

car put a car neutral push the car as far and you know like as hard as I could but as far as a way as I could then start it yeah I did that a couple times and then I got an exhaust and it just fit me in the butt yeah it's just loud

man you that's what I should say I still did that when I had an exhaust and then I remember being like this is not quite well Ken had that Tesla back in the day, you could come and go. Creeping, man. Please, dude.

Besides for the reverse. Except for Ken's parents didn't care. He could leave whenever he wanted anyways. Ken's always been a full-grown man. You know, that's the nice part about me. Yeah, an adult. And honestly, relatively responsible, too. You know, it's like, what are you going to go to?

Well, I don't know. So how did something? Do something. How did you sneak out, Ben? Like, what was your process? Push it a couple times. And then I got an exhaust, which made it harder. Oh, one time I took my dad's bike.

Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah. Bicycle. And came back and he was like awake, which was tough because then I had to like sneak his bike back in. Wait, I remember you saying that. Yeah. Like a pedal bike. Gosh, I didn't, I don't think I ever got caught sneaking out though.

Really? I just remember having the one time where like this is actually why overall in my life, I, I dislike light sleepers because both my parents were light sleepers. You know, I am not like, I have nothing truly against you as a person. I'm just like, oh, man. I just don't like you. Just, come on, sleep a little harder. But yeah, both my parents were light sleepers. I just remember one time he was just standing,

and he's a tall guy standing in the kitchen, towering over, silent. And I'm like, I'm serious. I'm like not making, yeah, very quiet, like walking through the kitchen like this. And he's just standing there watching me look like an idiot. And then he just goes, what are you doing? And I'm caught. I'm caught I'm caught I'm in trouble how big of trouble were you in you know the typical like I just just like grounded for a week did he yell at you then or did he make you go back to bed and then speak with you later it was like a mutual like I knew yeah you know I fucked up yep yeah it was mutual my car were you doing my uh I just did not like to come home when they asked me oh so you were just come home yeah yeah it was always oh you didn't have to wake up when you got home oh no yeah it's tough dude

It's like, rarely did they not let me go somewhere or, or like, rarely did I ever really have to sneak out or maybe dared. But yeah, it was always like, be home at one. That's reasonable. All right, sweet. I'll be home at 4 a.m. Like, you've just hated 4 a.m. Your entire life, haven't you?

I think I've just hated, like, uh, time frame. Yeah, sure. Like scheduling. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I always had to wake my parents up. Dude, I hated doing that. Would you, like, walk in the room and you, they're already asleep. And yeah, they just want to know your home, but they're asleep and you feel kind of bad waking them up.

And then every time, no matter how quietly I would try to wake my mom up and like nicely. Just like, you know, maybe tap on the door. Hi, hi, mom, I'm home. And your dad wakes up. What? What's going on? And he like, flicks on. They're like, oh, okay, it's just you.

You're home. You're home. now you're scared you're like shit I thought I just gave my mom a heart attack that's all happening like you know assuming this is a night that Ryan's mad because he's not even he's just he didn't even want to hear that you're home he's just like now I'm woken up and I got to go back to bed I got to get up in the morning

that's what I mean like assuming like let's say you're 10 minutes early you're doing great and you're yeah you're early you're like I really don't even need to wake him up yeah then we came up with this the system where they would leave the hallway light on and I would turn the hallway light off when I got home so they could wake up see that the light was off

and then be like okay he's home safe much more efficient you just turn it off before you leave yeah turn it off and then walk right back out the door like one of those little things that like goes over the light switch and then it it like turns the light off oh god

I can imagine ken like ken would have one in his room so he doesn't have to get out of bed to turn it to his phone if Ken was a teenager these days he'd just have it to his phone he just let me just turn on the hallway light He's got that thing on smart switches Everything is on smart switches

I love it That's what I would do though I would turn off the light I would wait I would just stay okay I'm not gonna I'm gonna pretend to leave now Actually leave in an hour Turn the light off

And then I'm good Yeah Or sorry That's if you were leaving late Yeah for sure I don't even know if I snuck out Really ever Maybe one time from my parents' house

You actually didn't really have You didn't have much I just didn't I mean I'd be home like i can't remember it was one or two but like what else was i gonna do pass then yeah it is funny when someone sets a limit like you gotta be home by 1 30 but even now i'm like what the fuck am i gonna do pass 130 like it's late i'll go to bed you know that's because also like you you were like more grown up than i was like as in like i would like let's say if i was like going and doing

graffiti he's like doing exactly what you would but you're still doing that to this day it'll be a tuesday and you're out till 4 a m yeah i think it's just like I don't know that's just how you are no but I was saying like back in the day you go home at 10 you got to yeah you like man you do go on tomorrow morning yeah like there has to be a part of you that's like damn for sure yeah for sure really and it's it's interesting the varying levels to it because yes I think that yes I know it's going to happen yes it does suck and then I like sometimes Evan can do the same thing but even on like a higher level and I'm just like dude and that that was his bestest days he's like yep we used to go and sometimes we end up up

till, let's say, four, five, and we're at work at six, seven, and I'm like, that doesn't register. Sounds awful. Yeah, there's varying levels to it, but yeah, I mean, totally think that. But in Evans case, he's the type that can shut down the bar

and then do something till 4.30 a.m. and then have to get up at 6.30 a.m. for his job, but he'll do it, and then he'll just be like, a little groggy, but just, like, that's just like what he does, And then the same thing will happen, like, the night or two nights later, and he'll just continue to do it. But he's still, like, even to this day, I mean, when he's,

I literally don't know what he's doing until 4 a.m. on a random Tuesday around here. And then with Mike and Cody's. Yeah, yeah. Golf falls out on the track at water trucks. Yeah, yeah. Riding golf carts around. Yeah, no, they're having a fun time for sure. Yeah.

And then the next morning, though, Ev never misses a beat. Yeah, he's up at 9 a minute. He's up and he's ready for whatever we're doing. in that day at nine when the rest of us get to the shop but mike is like the polar opposite of that like where if we were to let him he would sleep until 3 30 two different types of people i think you've been great mike since you've moved to fargo because now no now you're in fargo you're not relying on us to wake you up almost or i don't know if you were relying but it would seem like we always had to wake you up whereas now it's like on you or maybe just sidney does it sidney's like you need to get up

and go to work probably but you you get here probably just as early now the only other times i'm getting like merch done is like when i just hunker down stay up till like four and so some of those mornings that it it seems like i you know i'm all right call it a call it a night if i sleep till 10 i'm just like oh man i slept till 10 but also i'm like well i only got you know six hours hours of sleep and so it's just like nothing this is how it how it is now but i i'm like i'm enjoying myself we're all working hard like you guys put in your like time you know everyone here is clocked in working earlier than i am and vice versa i'm yeah you're later times often times here like working later but that's true i feel like six hours of sleep is the minimum yeah like any

like i if i get six i'm like okay i'm i'm good i can keep going and no matter what you got to get up and keep going whether you get two hours of sleep or nine but like at six i'm like you're good yeah you can go but it's not ideal i'd say like eight is ideal eight is like you're good you you hit a perfect amount not over over slept you didn't get too little obviously it's different for each person i think eight is i think Elon musk actually says that he sleeps six hours because that's his optimal sleep time because he's trying to make the most out of obviously his time but have you ever thought mike maybe if you just set a deadline for yourself like the end of the day this needs to be done like this up to this stage and i have to

show this work maybe to this person then you would be able to do it within the daytime hours and have more of a normal schedule instead of stay up late which i understand obviously at late hours you kind of do have that creativity aspect to it because, I mean, I used to be the same way. 100% thought that, yeah. But, I mean, that's something you put trying to integrate. It is crazy. It's like, so, you know, Thursdays are obviously great. Thursdays you guys are editing.

That's when I get by far the most done during the day. Aside from that, like, I don't get very far during the day. I actually do. I'm like, I want to create this energy on any other given day. But when we're filming it, dude, it's, yeah, it's hard. And you guys know how that is like when we're filming, it's so hard to go from like, okay,

we're filming this bit from 10 to 3. And then we're getting on another bit, uh, real quick at 6. It'll be like 6 to 8. I can't get on the computer. Three hours. Which I hate.

I hate it. I can't get on the computer and hunker down for like two hours. Even with a buffer on either side. I hate it. I hate that I can't do that. I hate it. I couldn't do it either. Even if we had some stuff pre-recorded just to edit for three hours.

It's too hard to get into the mindset. Yeah. That makes sense why. Thursday is so much easier for you. Yeah, I love Thursdays. I've grown to love them because, like, I do. I feel like I'm in a, I'm like, look at me being normal. It's like, you know, it's still not super early, but I'm like, look at it before noon.

Just working on designs. Hey, Ken, pull up this video, it's the one with the hikers. So a few podcasts ago, it was actually a while ago already, we talked about people getting struck by lightning and not in this video, but this TikTok has the story of three people getting struck by lightning in the same group the same group so these people were hiking uh like half dome i don't know where it is which i should know i think it's here 70 they apparently tried to climb it in bad weather and a storm rolled in and a bunch of them got struck by lightning but here's like the videos of them hunkering in a cave all started last thursday when six friends made their way up half

dome once they reached the summit around 1230 in the afternoon lightning started hitting the rocks around them Two people in the group were actually struck by the lightning One of the leg and the other in the back of the I don't know what I expected But I expected more damage Looks intense Somebody looks lit I'm not trying to get struck by lightning But that looks like really sweet to climb

I just remember seeing the videos when the lightning will strike it Probably a dead tree And it just explodes And then that's like those few videos of Them hitting inanimate objects I'm like I would die so fast and so hard I know that's not to minimize they're getting struck by lightning,

but I expected some more damage. Yeah, it's going to explode a tree. It'll fry a whole system, but, like, it just hits you and it just gives you a couple gray hairs

or a little, like, burn mark? The burn hole, yeah. Like, I've gotten burned worse from the cigarette lighter in a car. Your kid playing around with those.

Yeah. Pretty scary, though. I don't know. That would suck, though. You got knocked out because you got hit by lightning. Temporary memory loss. Really?

That's what it said, yeah. Which that would be scary. He's like coming to too and then being like, we're on that. We're on the top of a mountain? Yeah.

Why did I do this? I should be at home watching TV. Interesting. So there must be some kind of obviously impact and then. Yeah, I suppose. Like literally Zach your body. Freaking like the thing in Men in Black were they. I just saw a video of a, I really wish I would have saved it.

But it was like just two rednecks. They're probably drunk. And this guy, I don't even know if he's peeing or just like trying to beck in the horses. But he falls forward. Oh, no. onto the electric fence, you know, like bends it over,

he actually falls onto the trough. Oh, my God. And then he falls forward, but I didn't know what he was doing because I didn't know his electric. And then he's just like, yeah,

he couldn't get up. Yeah, he's just on the trough. Let's say this is a trough. A bunch of wires. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah.

But you can't grab them because then you'll get the... No, the worst part was the guy that was filming Gist was like... Laughing. Yeah, I'm sure laughing at him.

And he's literally like, did you guys have any electric fences around your farm? Yeah. But I don't remember. I did touch one and it was like, it was like getting tased. It was scary, but I was like, whoa. Have you been tased?

Yeah, but not with a real taser, you know. Oh, it's each other on the podcast. Amazon Tazers and stuff. It was like that, but your whole body and you're like, that was scary, but you weren't like injured. When I was a little kid, so my mom's side of the family, they had a farm. And I axed, like, whenever me and my grandpa would go drive around on the four-wheeler and like look at the cattle and stuff, I would, like, I'd hop off.

off the four-wheeler and unhooked the fence. I think I was hooking it back up or something. And when it hooked, I, like, brushed my arm against it. But it, like, that me, and I dropped. Really? I was like a little kid. I don't know if it just scared me or what. But some are turned up more than others.

It all depends on how much power you run through. I remember dropping. That was really the only time I ever touched one. Wow. But I was young, so I'd probably been, I mean, elementary school. So I probably didn't have much strength, but. Yeah, such a baby. I was.

Before the gym. But if you pee on an electric fence, it would get you. Yeah, if you pee on it. It's funny, I swear, people like old dudes or whatever, uncles. Everybody got to try to find out. Not necessarily try, but I swear they warn you more about peeing on it than ever about touching it. They don't really, they're like, they're like, they're just like, don't. Yeah, I remember.

Yeah, I'm just like, what? You're a pee into your whole. Into your, like, insides. Like, talk about getting you. Ugh. Like, that's some serious. Maybe you could zap that third ball out of you. Yeah.

Maybe an electric fence therapy. Yeah. Yeah, maybe that would help. Well, I feel like they warn you because it's obvious not to touch it, but like all of them either heard the story of their buddy that did it and like, you know, it hurt. So you don't want to see your little grandson. Oh, man. His little pecker is out. That would be a pretty funny video, but obviously you couldn't really show it.

But yeah. Peeing on an electric fan. Yeah, I ended up giving Alex that taser, she carries in her purse now. I was like, she had to use it? No, well, I don't, I don't think so. But I just like, take this with you. I do hear CJ occasionally, like, in the middle of the night, just scream for no reason. No, that's just, I always wonder, is that Alex Tays and him?

No, that's just, it's, uh, pegging. Yeah, that's pegging. No, no. That's just nightmares. I feel like my dreams have been way more vivid and real and scary lately. I don't know what it is. Like, why do you, like, getting closer to reality? Like, you're just.

driving that big truck down the road, right? And it's driving straight. This is a nightmare. No. I got to wake up. I did have one about lawnmowers this week. Pretty stressed about that whole ordeal, but I was trying to get the people to there.

And, you know, it was just a lot on my mind. I did a good job. I was just thinking about it frequently. Yeah, I don't know. I think I kind of go through different, different waves of having nightmares. They seem to, like, come, like, closer to each other. Yeah.

And recently I haven't. That's nice. It's nice when you don't. But you deal with them frequently all the time? Honestly, I typically, I only sometimes wake up from them. But yeah, I hear about it more so. I have nightmares. I've run around.

Really? I stand up. I jump. I shout. I scream. Most common ones is he just like screams or shouts really loud. I'm not like. I'm not like angry shouting.

It's more so like I got scared. Yeah. Like I'm like, ah, which is just as scary in the middle. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, no, that is a scary one to hear. It turns downstairs like, I'm next. You don't remember any of them, though?

Sometimes, but I don't know. If it wakes you up, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. Or I'll be like, I'll, like, wake up. I'm like, fucking digging in a drawer. I'm like, what am I doing? Better than being in it. Then I'm all mad.

I'm like, God, dang it. Now I got to, like, I'm all fired up now. I'm like, I try to wind down and go back to bed. What do we have here? I don't know if this is, this is a good podcast ender. It was just a real good time that I had yesterday morning before all the kids came over to Mow Arlon. He for sure tried covering up his initial scare.

I think his initial scare was, ah! But then he was like, in the middle of screaming like that, he's like, oh, shit. So then he tried playing it off like he was playing it up and he just held it longer. He's like, ah, to try and like make it seem like he. And the word, the fun. The funniest part is it's pretty much exactly what he said after it happened.

He goes, that was like kind of real and then like, I don't know. Nothing better than scaring Evan, dude. That poor kid is so easy. It is such a tweaker, dude. I know I feel bad sometimes because, you know, you hate Riling a guy up. I guess that, that clip does remind me of some of the, you know, you'll see people make a compilation of scaring their aunt, their mom, whoever, on TikTok. Some of them are like 20 clips long. And I just start to feel bad.

I'm like, all right, like let them live. He let the man live. That's funny. Right after you did that, though, and then we went over to the farm, he was standing. He was just standing, like, right on the driveway, right by the door. And me and CJ were just walking up. And I think there's some other stuff going on over here. He's right here, and we were coming from the other side.

So he was looking that way. And we just walked up. And I go, all right, bro. And just me, like, getting close enough. And then him not knowing I was there and saying that, he was like, dude. Yeah. You got to.

You gotta let me know you're coming up. I guess he is deaf on one ear, so that does, that makes sense. I'm so glad that I'm not. Like jumped around and was like, dude. I was like, bro, what? It's like, I didn't even try and scare you on this. We need to get him like a service dog that like will alert him to surrounding threats. That's kind of dog would it be a wiener dog?

Yeah, it just lets out like a singular. Yeah. It just like looks and goes, oh, yeah. And then he goes like, all right, great, something's happening. But what if we got the service dog But then that dog was also easily spooked So then they were both just too jumpy little They would be emotionally supporting each other

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