Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Guy Goes on Excavator Rampage In Our Town, Bens GT3RS Hail Damage, & Kens Rash!

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

In today's episode the boys crack a beer and talk about a drunk guy who went on a rampage with an excavator around our town, Cj gets Micah a birthday gift he doesn't appreciate, We talk fishing with flair during our new challenge, Kens INSANE prank that gets Ben's Porche Hailed on, and CJs Bees fight back. Enjoy! To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

I don't think this guy wants Gavin riding his three-wheeler. That's the only reason we're here. I have attack bees. They are so defensive. Shout out Ken for putting my car up on the day. Shout out Ken for just an absolute lethal comeback prank. That was the most nervous I've ever been. Yeah, I mean, the things that we do for just a good laugh or reaction is pretty crazy.

Anyone want to freaking operate some heavy? machinery because god this makes me want to operate some heavy machinery what is course light oh couple beers hopping in an excavator or a bulldozer oh that's where you're going on it is yeah i was like what do you want to operate something just maybe like what am i missing i heard something about that ryan what's that and apparently you might need more than just a course for your mind to go let me go steal that excavator and run it through it down brother. Honestly, though, like, if you drink 15 beers, it does sound like a fun idea. You normally know better. You're like, I shouldn't do it, but everyone is kind of like, it would be

fun to hop in that excavator and fucking do some damage. Drive it around town. That's exactly what happened locally. Yeah, about 10 minutes from us. In Detroit Lakes, the beach is getting redone, so there's some equipment sitting outside. Here's the thing. There's a bar across this equipment, too. I don't think it's that crazy. Yes, it's not allowed. I don't think it's that crazy to be hammered and, like, get in a little excavator and drive around. I don't think that that's crazy. You're going to get in trouble, right? It's pretty crazy.

It's pretty insane. No, what's insane is driving and flipping everywhere and taking out the oning and the railings. Like, actually causing damage is crazy. But once you get to the mid-double-digit beers, I think anything's a fun idea. Yeah, there's no doubt. It's like a funny prank like, hey, Mike, go hopping that excavator, start it up and drive it 10 feet. That's some shit we would do. I'm not saying you should do that.

funny. You shouldn't do it, but that's funny. But hop in that thing and then start ripping up the concrete hit a hotel, like actually do some damage is insane. Like, why didn't someone just fucking yank him out of there? Well, it was at 4 a.m. So was he solo? I think he was running that solo mission.

He didn't even have a buddy with him. He fucking getting a Snapchat? Yeah, so this guy steals this excavator proceeds to drive it down a block to this other bar on the on the beach. and then just drive this excavator through this bar's front little fence area. And then breaking up like concrete, like this, this is all brand new.

Like they just poured all this concrete because there's a whole new boardwalk on the beach. And then breaks up the concrete along the way. So you can see like chipped off concrete and then got done hitting this restaurant Hub 41's fence in the area. And then just goes on the other side of it and proceeds to run this. Excavator into the hotel awning. The craziest part is he lifts it up and starts like tearing into it. Like it's one thing to like run into it or you know whatever. But I mean looking at a...

Was he purposely trying to damage or is he just not know what he was doing? It's one. To be fair, doesn't look like he knows what he's doing, but I think he was trying. He just always wanted to operate an excavator. He saw his chance and he took it. This is all allegedly. Of course. This is allegedly what I heard, you know, because like,

Like, uh, that's not allegedly. No, where this happened, it's a small town, right? Like, we live in a small town. This isn't Korma, but it's Detroit Lakes. Uh, it's like where I grew up and went to school. And, uh, you know, people talk. Allegedly, this guy's from out of town. He was in town for like a wedding or something.

And he was supposed to be the DD for this group in town. And the DD ends up going to, going to Zorbas. And he says that he got roofied. I mean, that's something they can test for. Listen, I've had a lot of buddies who have claimed they got drugged when they just got way too drunk. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I heard that and I was like, I don't know if I'm buying that.

I'm not saying I'm buying it either, but I don't have, I don't have any buddies who've gotten wasted and done a bunch of damage in a mini excavator that was stolen. Yeah, but you got a bunch of buddies that probably would. But I'm just saying it. Yeah. So, yeah, and that's all alleged. I don't know. You know, it's obviously just hearsay. but okay so right have a blood alcohol concentration level of point one seven five which is

i think that's a lot that's over double the legal limit that's a lot but i feel like that's not that that high that's not that high like if you're if you're going to the bar with your boys and you're getting and you're getting a dd ripped up like that is not that crazy yeah i don't know there's a lot of like holes in the story that don't make any sense and in the hotel on it there's there's also a little bit of fake news in the story. When they wrote this article, they did not ask the bar how much damage there was. They just came up with that number. Really? Yeah. Tossing a number on it. I get it. Why the news would do that, you know? For sure. But I mean, it's pretty not, that's not surprising. I will say the two things. Obviously, the whole thing, I feel bad for the businesses, the hotel, you know,

it's a 4th of July. The town is buzzing. It's like the busiest weekend of the year. So I feel bad for the businesses having, you know, their stuff all torn up. But one, it pissed me out. off that he took down the sculpture. And then two, it pissed me off that he tore up the road there because that's going to take six months to fix. They've been working hard. But like, it was kind of supposed to be done this week. And then now

they like, the concrete's all fucked up. It's going to be a city project. It's going to take forever. You imagine what the scleries were the next morning. This guy. Waking up in your little, your little cell. Yeah. They know. They caught him. They caught him in the excavator. I think so.

Because it was at like four when he crashed into the hotel and obviously there's somebody running the hotel. I think they just called the police. What was he doing here? He's a Phoenix man? He was in for a wedding, Ben, seven? For a wedding? He was supposed to be D.D. But I don't know. That's like us going out and back in the day, us going out before Mike got sober and us being like, all right, Mike, you're driving tonight. No, that is never happened. Because you wouldn't, you wouldn't do that, but that would be like that. I never once signed up to be D.D. and then didn't make her. Not once. But I also only signed up to B. D.D. like probably five times ever before

I went sober. Yeah, it looked like a good time, but the consequences were high. Well, actually, yeah, he destroyed so much shit. Yeah, I don't know. So that did make me think. I might fire up the Timu excavators tonight. Just bop around for a little bit. On the private land that we have, have at it.

And just see what I can get into. Just feel the rush. Yeah, I don't know how much you could get into with those things, but... Briggs and Stratt. It'd be probably more cute than anything. Oh, look at them. Look at them. Look at them go. Look at a... try.

You're kind of fun digging some holes, knocking some trees down with those things. Yeah. Wow, you guys. Mike. Get after it. I got a little belated birthday present for you. Did you say bladed? Belated.

Sorry. Belated. Look, Mike, you're trying to get this gift or not? Yes, I thought he said bladed. I said belated. Like, oh, I get it. Bladed. Oh.

You thought I was just correct. I thought you were just being a smart ass. I'm like, all right. I thought of that. I thought he said bladed. Be you. I got you a belated present. And I saw this probably back in April, if not March.

And I ordered it for you for your birthday. And it's still late? Yeah, no, I've been waiting. Oh my gosh, bro. It's your STI. It's your exact STI. This is the third one I have of this now. Oh, what?

Damn it. No, I'm actually stoked. I'm actually stoked. And here's why. I ordered one because I was like, no way. It's literally the same exact as my Subaru. And then someone at Octane gave me one. And then I was like, I should have ordered more of those just because.

And now I have three. So I'm actually stoked on it. So sick, dude. Thank you, bro. Yeah, you bet. It's literally like an identical replica. We ever going to see that car again? Yeah.

Before we go off that subject. Yeah, maybe when we retire, I guess at this point. So Sydney got me this. And it's like, what do you get somebody? I mean, and this isn't just me. Like, a lot of guys, when you grow up and you make your own money, like, you kind of just buy what you want, right? And so what do you get someone that like...

His money, Mike, and buys everything he wants. I was looking on Facebook Marketplace with Spenny, and I see these jerseys for sale that are signed, and I was like, oh, I so badly want that. But I wasn't actually going to cop it. Oh, James Stewart. That's sick. What?

I'm going to frame it from what year. I'm not actually sure what... I'll have to talk. She got it from... You could probably just look on... Like, got his races. True. This would have been right when he was making Bubba's world.

Like 2009, right, which is kind of my favorite era of era of him. Yeah, because he was like had these sponsors. So Michael at U Motors had this and it was like he got it from, he was collecting a whole bunch of jerseys and he got it from someone that was on the team that's like, oh, I can get you a jersey signed by him. That's why it's like fresh. That's so sick. But dude, I was just stoked and I was just like so thoughtful because like, again, there's so many things I could just go out and buy, but this was just like something special that. You can't really just, you can't buy that unless you're supposed. I was like, Spinney, did you see the jersey?

you coordinated that with her that's sick he's like yeah kind of wanted it myself oh she swooped it yeah so I was pumped on that can't hang that up next of the axle jersey that's so sick uh so CJ congrats on the new hog yeah thank you thank you yeah kind of riding it right now I want to run it right now i want to win cock the sickest hardly I've probably ever seen yeah side spennings like it actually i was holding out for a couple years I mean I've won one for a couple years I just was I don't know you know they're kind of expensive and then also this was the one I wanted but I ended up getting a really good deal on Facebook marketplace so I was a very happy about it so it's got like CVOS T. Orange Carbon Black Motor.

Yeah, it's just like hyper-crum. It's just 121 in it. It's a beast. You got to ride it after this. I had Ben ride it. I'm excited. Yeah, it's like it's fast. What do you think of crank and CJ's hog?

Fricin'clock. Really? Yeah. Dude, I didn't realize. So like I get the thing and I didn't really do all that much research into it. Hop on and I started driving it. I drove for like two days. And everyone's asking me how it is. I'm just like, it's actually a little slower than I was expecting. But yeah, I guess, you know, hopping off an R6, hopping on. It makes sense.

But I don't know. I just kind of thought it would be faster being it's got the biggest motor in it. Well, I realized as I'm driving the thing, I didn't really look, didn't explore the options. There's different modes. So now I got it in track mode and it rips. It rips. It's fast now. It's got track mode. It's like squirrelly. fast like where you're like it's fast like you gotta respect it like if you're yeah if you're riding with

one hand on and you accidentally blip it it's like whoa whoa like it's torquey it's torquy it's torquy it was like me driving the hellcat last night the only other time i've really driven the hellcat was when we had a plow on it's very similar so i put it in sport mode and like just on the on ramp i like literally yeah yeah i just i get how people hurt themselves how'd you find that thing like how'd you land on this hog well i wanted that colorway and they only did it for, I think, two years. Yeah, pop it up as white with, like, red accents. It's so sick.

Yeah, it's the sick as hog. Yeah, I don't know. I just saw this guy put it up for sale on a Facebook marketplace, and I just was like, if you can deliver it, I'll take it because I don't have time to go over there and get it. It was like four hours away. He's probably the most badass grandpa. Yeah, and this grandpa pulls up.

He's got a moha. His grandson was a fan, so his grandson came with. I didn't realize they were fans. Great Grandson. So that was kind of, it worked out good. Like, they got to come, see the shop, get a tour, meet some of the guys. And then I didn't have to drive four hours, basically lose a whole day of filming to go get this thing. And it worked out great.

And I saved money. He probably also made more money than trading it in. So it all worked out really well. Dude, I didn't realize how, you know, we have a couple hogs around here. And they're older ones. I didn't realize, I mean, it's got like a T-E. on the front of it now. And the speaker system is insane. It's got like car play. It's sick. It sounds cringy, but there's just, it's a vibe driving that thing, riding that thing,

speakers all the way up, just like jamming to like some music, just rolling around. It's so fun. It's just a vibe about a Harley twin. I don't know what it is, but the way that it pops when you ride is just like, there's some about it. Just feel like the man. I know I probably don't look. is cool on it as I feel. We used to like kind of poke fun before we got Harley's and now when you do it is nothing like it.

Benny's got a badass bike too. He's actually he's going back to Canada right now and he's going to bring it back so we can ride together. That's going to be fun. Yeah, a lot of fun. What's your pull-up song? What's the first song you play when you're on your hog? I never go crazy about a show.

It's my pull-up song. It is. Last one's left by Tupac. Okay. Listen to that. That's a sweet song to pull up on. I'd pull up to that too if I had speakers. You could just put like one of those little beats pills on your...

Dude, it's crazy. The varying levels of Harley costs. Because like my Harley obviously doesn't have much to it. $3,500. Spenny's Harley, same kind. A lot of stunt parts on it. 10 grand. CJ's Harley, right around that 25 mark.

Spenny's Harley. Spennie's, other Harley. His other Harley. We're looking at 60K Canadian. That's actually, what is that? That's insane. That's insane. 11 Americans. Yeah. Spenny's got in Spenny's Harley's way cooler. His, his road glide. But yeah, anyways, we, I came across it on Facebook Marketplace after spending a whole day in our sprinter van. Because last Friday, we drove, we flew, get this story. This is insane. We flew Gavin in. We flew. You got to keep mind, Gavin's got a busy schedule. He's trying to film for his own

channel. He's a traveling married man. He's got a wife at home he's trying to make this stuff work. He doesn't have a lot of time. We fly Gavin and he flies in

only for this reason and he's only going to be here for about 24 hours. And keep in mind, he doesn't know what he's doing. We just say hey, it's a surprise, it's going to be worth it. And he trusts us.

He does. Yeah, we got a good track record. Yeah, we have a great track record. But I'm calling him up. We filmed this on a Friday. He flies in on Thursday night. Thursday. I call him Wednesday. So it's like, this is a quick

turnaround. He's like, all right, I'll move some stuff around. I'll fly in on Thursday. Film this Friday. Hoping on a plane. Once we get done filming this on Friday, and I got to be in Utah Friday night. For a race. So we're like, it's worth it brother. It's worth it. Give me great. So we get up early

Friday morning. We all load up into the sprinter van. We're filming this thing. It's this big surprise. Anticipation. All excited. And this surprise has been on the calendar for us for like two months. Yep. We drive four hours to Elko Speedway.

Great facility. Love everyone there. Gavin's blindfolded. Unblindfold them. World's biggest three-wheeler. Which he has been trying to ride for a long time. And if there's ever any video posted online, all the comments are just shred-a-shred-a-stread-a-street. Literally, all of them.

All of them. Yep. So he's going nuts, as you would imagine. Looks like a kid on Chris. Christmas. The guy's kind of like just standing there, whatever. Next thing you know, it's like, all right, so we're ready to do this. Like Gavin's going to drive this thing or he's going to drive first and show us, it does wheelies and stuff. Then Gavin's going to hop on it. Next thing I know, this guy's just literally putting like, doing like a tire change on his monster truck.

His other vehicle that I thought maybe at the time we needed. We're going to like, I thought maybe we were going to bring it out there too, like you wanted to drive that. So we're kind of like sitting, standing around waiting. Every single one of us is asking each other, hey, you know, what the timeline is on this guy. Oh, I think he's doing this, and everyone would say something different, and we're all just walking around kicking rocks. Trying to be patient. Yeah.

Trying to be patient. Literally kicking rocks. Eventually, we're kind of like, okay, this is really moving slow. Our buddy Hunter with the monow wheels, like, hey, let's go over here. We'll show you the globe of death. Glob of death, yeah. Is that what it's called? Yeah, I think so.

Anyway, so the cage of death, whatever. So they get in, it's like that cage where you drive the motorcycle or a dirt bike and circles around it. Very cool. So him and his buddy show us it. Spenny hops in there and tries it. And he'll probably like another hour there. We go back, the guy's kind of like putting around some more.

And I look at Ben and I go, dude, I don't think this guy wants Gavin riding his three-wheeler. Because like right away, once we unveiled it, Gavin looked at him and goes, hey, I've been messaging you for like a year now trying to do this. You haven't responded yet. and he was like, oh, like, played all dumb. I go, I don't know, the vibes I'm getting is this guy doesn't want him riding this thing. None of us wanted to believe you. Well, like, he's kind of left.

I mean, yeah, we all saw the same thing, but I go, no, no, no. That's the only reason we're here. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was the only reason we drove four hours. I was like, we wouldn't be here right now if that wasn't a prearranged agreement, right? Because it was. It was.

And we'll get into the details. of it, but carry on. Well, basically, finally, after about three and a half hours of standing around, this guy fires the thing up. We're all excited. We go out. Comes out. Do do, do, do. Does like a couple wheelies,

and then he drives the thing fucking out. Two wheelies. One this way, and then he wheelies back this way, and we're in the middle of the track, and he, after this wheelie, he drives out the track. Drives off. Doesn't even save anything to me. He goes, the battery. The battery is low charge.

Like, we got to charge the battery. We're like, oh, okay, well, how long is that can take? I can't tell you at least an hour. We're like, geez, Louise. Well, how much is the battery? We'll go buy one and we'll put a new one battery in here. Oh, no, it's too much work to swap. This, that.

So then we're sit around for another what? Hour? Hour. Yeah. We wait another hour. So we're four hours into this at this point. Literally laying on the side of the track. Elko Speedway delivered her us cookies.

God, they're the best. Those people were great. If it's actually an hour, Gav would have 45 minutes from then to drive. drive it. So realistically, we're good. And also, we're in a race. We've got to get Gavin to the airport. Gavin is sitting around and like, what are we doing? Am I going to ride this thing or what? What is going on? Like, he's

got that three-wheeler in front of him and we're just blue balling him right now. He's like, am I going to hop on this yet or what? You know? And then basically the guy just walks out and just goes, yeah, he's not riding it. Well, no, he walks, he walks out onto the track after we wait another

hour. With a fucking broom. And this guy's literally just like, sweeping the track. And we're like, what is this guy doing? And finally, Ryan goes up to him and is like, what'd you say to him? I just was like, hey, Gavin has to be on a flight in 25 minutes. We have to leave. We have to leave. So let's just, you know, get everything ready. How long is it going to take? Who knows how long the battery is you take? I go, okay, well, an hour and 15 minutes ago, you said it was going to be an hour. So I think let's give it a shot. We'll get Gavin suited up. And as soon as you pull it out here, he will hop on it and will be good to go.

And he goes, he's not driving it. And I just go, uh, Ben, what the fuck? So then I, I'm,

you know, sitting over there on the golf car and I go, what? Ryan goes, ah, just listen to what he just said. Yeah, and he goes,

he's not riding it. I go, Dalton, get over here. Deng comes up. I go, yeah, I just better start rolling.

And I go, what did you just say? And he goes, he's not riding it. And I go, dude, you're just, just telling us this now?

After literally six hours of fucking around saying immediately that Gavin is going to drive this. And like many opportunities to actually tell us. And right before this, like right before he came out and rode the wheelie this way and rode the wheelie this way and drove off, he was like, what do you want me to do? And I was like, drive it down onto the track, do a wheelie, and then we're getting Gavin on it. And he heard me loud and clear unless he's deaf.

And he was like, went down, did that, fucked off for an hour. and then proceeds to say he's not riding this. And so that's why I was like, dude. So then I go, yo, Hunter, didn't you tell him that this was our, the whole agreement? Yeah, the whole plan. Because we paid half for him to be there. So, yeah, so our buddy Hunter was bringing him into town. He was like, hey, I'll bring this guy into town if you split the bill with me.

And then you guys can come and film a video with him. And I said the only way that we're down to do that, which we're down, if Gavin, Shred80, can ride this three. three-wheeler. And he was like, all ask. Text me back and goes, all good. The reason he was coming into town was because they had a show at AlcoHoot Raceway the next day. So he was in town because he's like a halftime show where like, you know, they'd take the monster truck, ride shit, drawn over shit.

And then he rides wheelies on this massive three-wheeler, whatever. So like, he has a fee, like to come to the show. We paid half of it. So I proceed. Pretty sturdy feet. Mid four figures. Yeah. Mid four figures on the fee.

I'm asking Hunter. I'm like, yo, so didn't you have? Ask him and Hunter pulls up the text messages, shows me clear as day. And the guy was like, I didn't agree to that. I'm like, bro, yes, you did. And then I was like, dude, we're paying you to be here. Like, this was like all agreed. And he was like, you're not paying me.

I was like, yes, we are, dude. Like, this is, we're splitting the bill. He was like, well, he's not riding it. I was like, well, we're getting out of here then. And we. And then Mike proceeds to go, well, I'm sure there's something we can figure out. He can ride it tomorrow, right? Come back tomorrow.

And the guy goes, he's not riding it. And we're like, Mike, you're late to the conversation. I was because the last I had talked was when he was still wearing his suit. And Gav's like, is it cool if I wear that suit when I drive it? And he's like, yeah, if you fit in it, at that point, I was like, oh, he's even going to let him wear a suit. He just, like, was trying to, like, dodge it by being like, oh, the battery is dead. Oh, I need to do these things. Like, he was just trying to find little things thinking we were just going to go away.

He said, just say no. I don't know what his reasoning was there. I think maybe he felt like if Gavin hopped on it and did the wheelie, it kind of would steal his thing. Right. And that's kind of his thing. Show his cards. Because then he was like, it's not that easy.

And we were like, you're not doing anything that hitting the throttle. Yeah. And then Gavin goes, how about we buy it from you? Yeah, we'll buy it from you. Oh, this is funny. And then he goes, all right, $250,000.

And we all burst out laughing. And he goes, that's half. that's half of what it's worth. And I go, at this point, this guy was pissing me off after all this just shister business. I go, buddy, Big Ranch could build that for 20 grand. Which Big Ranch said

he could do it for less. Of course he does. Because I told Big Ranch's story and he goes, I can build it for less than that. I don't know. I don't want to steal the guy's thing. Like, if that's his, but he wasted our whole day. So we, like I said, Gavin had the most amount of time wasted. Flew in. We drive

four hours. We stand around four. hours and then we had four hours home and it was all for nothing. I mean, we got, I guess, some footage. But it was the least productive day we had in a long time. It was funny. It was pretty funny. We hot back in the sprinter and it's all silent

and then Gavin goes, all right, well I got to go guys and we just burst out laughing go, was it worth it? Gavin? He goes, fuck no. Talk about a blue ball. Yeah, send him home with blue balls, really. What is the last three days of traveling worth it to watch that guy

do two wheelies. And then the, like, the cherry on top is that then that guy did the show at Elko Speedway that Saturday. And Elko posts a video of it. And then all the comments are just, Shred 80 needs to ride this thing, bro. I don't think that guy had a clue. I don't think that guy had a clue who Shred 80 was. And here's the thing.

We never go into a situation, like, expecting anything. Like, people don't need to let us use their vehicles or, like, you know, you know, do anything for us. That's not the problem here. The issue is that it was a pre-negotiated situation from us paying for him to be there to getting approval that Shred 80 could ride it. And like, also, you know, we just, we checked all the boxes before wasting his time or ours. And then he just flaked. Also, I would say, we are the best people to loan a vehicle to in the fact that if anything gets broken, we will pay for it immediately or have it fixed whatever. Like, we will make sure everything is squared away.

You will end up better than where you started. So it's not like, oh, they're going to just break it and then not fix it or not pay for it or it's going to be trouble then. Like, it's not like that. I did even try to be like, he doesn't need to do a wheelie figure and, you know, we'd massage that along later. I was like, just let him ride around on it. He's like, nope.

You were joking earlier in the day that, oh, this guy, this guy's not about it. I wasn't joking. I was being dead serious. I said, I just can feel a situation. I go, this guy doesn't want him riding it. Even though he's acting this way, he does not want, like he was, yeah, yeah, ride it a little bit. Or, you know, this said, I got to do these things. You can just tell.

We got to review the footage. In the beginning, he says something about Gavin not riding or something like to allude to the fact that he wasn't 100% in. And I laugh. I'm standing right next to him. I go, ha. And then I, like, it was quiet. And I was like, oh, shit. That was definitely not a joke.

We'll have to review the footy on what I actually did. Oh, damn. I just noticed your legs, Ken. Oh, they're so bad. Boys, Ken Swimmers. They're oozing a little bit. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, so we just got done filming a video, a cheap versus expensive fishing video.

We kind of ran back what we did this winter with the ice fishing, where we broke into two teams. One team had a super nice fishing boat and, like, all the bells and whistles. And then we had the cheap team. shitty boat with shitty equipment. No bells and whistles. But we had the expertise of our new friend Flair. He was in town because of a collab that we're releasing this Thursday. We'll talk about that in a little bit.

But in doing so, we had the challenges. And Ken's challenge was he had to go water skiing. I haven't seen the footage. I really haven't heard anything about it. I heard it did not go well. But after the fact, Ken got extreme swimmer's it. Like, I was probably in the water for a good 45 minutes trying to learn how to ski. You know how he likes water sports.

You can imagine the mood. Right. Okay. Like, as we're like, end of the day, we're filming the outro for that. I'm like, God, my legs are just itchy. And like, and then it just continued to get worse and worse and worse. And now it's just I've got swimmers itch all of my legs torso. And you're back, right?

Yeah. Like, Spenny was putting his little. on Ken yesterday. Ken was shirtless and I was like, oh my God. It's so bad, dude. Is it on the melons? It's not on the melons. Oh, that's good there, but.

Sheesh. It's surprising. I picked some up as well. Not as bad as Ken. I don't know if they don't like me as much or whatever, but shit sucks, dude. It's annoying. You're like laying in bed just. It's almost like, I mean, it makes sense, but it's almost like the length that you were in the water.

Ken was in the water time for a while. You were in the water for a little bit. You got it a little bit. You know, I was in the water, though. I didn't get it. Yeah, I didn't get anyone we went jet boating, which is weird. I think if you wipe off, you're fine or if you shower immediately, but I don't know. Yeah.

It's just weird because normally like Swimberzich is in shallow parts of the lake, and we were in like a pretty deep part of the lake, and it's just, I still got it. So you couldn't get up. I could get like most of the way up, and then I just couldn't quite get it. We don't want to, we don't want to, we don't want to available too much. But one thing I want to know. Well, no, he couldn't get up. He didn't get up.

And why didn't, did you try a doc start? 13 times. Did not think about a dock start. I just didn't even cross my mind. Yeah, and Ryan had... Was it tough to watch for you guys? Yeah, but... Was it?

We had a good chuckles. Was it funny? It was not funny for Ken. Was it funny for you guys, though? Be honest. I mean, it wasn't as funny as the Efoil. I mean, the Efoil, wouldn't that thing? Yeah, it was incredible.

And fucking sent them. But this one was more just sad? It's just like you just... Mm, just like a... Ryan had a good, point. We were pulling them from a high-end fishing boat, so we were pulling it, like the rope was down, down

low on the hook versus like on a wake boat or a center console or whatever. Also, it was more of like a, it was more of a top speed prop, not like a torque, like, low end prop. So I feel like the thrust out of the water wasn't great. It still had a Merck 350 on the back. I mean, when you pulled me up, it was like,

yeah, you were fucking ripping. The whole problem is, that was the first time I've ever tried to like water ski, because only other thing related was barefoot skiing, and that's basically trying to drown yourself for 30 seconds. Did you go barefooting? No, like actual skis. Yeah, I'm a barefooting.

Off the side of your dad's old boat. I can't believe we talked to you into that. That's awesome. I just can't believe I actually made that happen. Why? I don't remember this. It was mostly just me being waterboarded. He just leaning on the fucking leaning on the pole, basically.

Dude, I'll say this, though, besides for the fact, that two of my teammates got belligerently hammered throughout the day and were so fucking annoying. One out of choice, one out of necessity. Yeah. Out of necessity. Exactly. Dude, it was like one of the most fun videos I have filmed in years. Like, I had so much fun because we actually caught fish for the first time ever. Well, in our ice fishing, in our ice fishing video, we hammer the fish, but ice fishing just doesn't hit quite. the same is casting it out

CJ had a pretty good analogy he was like it's like gambling every time but yeah the dopamine hit when you're reeling it and a fish hits it when you're actually fishing for like yeah like we hit big fish on a lake like ours where it's not you know obviously if you go up to like some of these insane lakes on Canada where it's like yeah I just fucking drop the hook in the water with nothing on it and I pulled out a giant

walleye like that's easy that's like kind of how it is for sunnies around here but when we were fishing for northern or just big wallet like where it's actually hard you know it just felt so good when you'd pull one out of the water we were so i mean we don't want to talk too much i don't want to spoil anything but i i straight up would go fishing right now dude that it was so fun i'm thinking about selling i'm thinking about selling my boat and buying a bass boat you guys honestly you should i would be there fired up bro what is going on with us like we like golf we like fishing now we're just hitting all the old man obvi's well dude harley i get it i get it i get it

I get it why people like fishing. Because when you actually catch fish, it's a constant dopamine hit. Trying to catch a big fish is fun too because it's kind of hard. Like you're checking out different locations. And I don't know. You know, I don't know a ton about fishing. I've done it my whole life, not necessarily consistently. But, you know, as a kid, you'd always just go bobber fishing, pull Sonny's out.

You'd throw some corn on a hook and you'd just catch them. It's super easy. I thought it was super relaxing. just casting a rod, you know, at 6 a.m. There's no mowers, there's no car traffic, there's no other boats on the lake. It's just you and the birds and the little bit of waves. It was so nice.

It was nice. The 35 mile an hour wind out of the west. We were standing out of the wind, but yeah. Doubling down on your analogy of gambling, it really is like that. But then I was thinking even further how we were comparing ice fishing is like pole tabs. Starting a business can be overwhelming, but Northwest Registered Agent makes it simple. They do a lot more than just file your paperwork.

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But then regular fishing is like all the whole casino. You can pick your game. You can pick how big a bait you want. So if you're going for huge muskies, you're reeling in, your payout's going to be huge. It's more fun casting and reeling. You have more time to lose.

And then changing spots way easier. It's way easier in a boat to be like, all right, we're going over here. That's fun. But yeah, I had a lot of fun. That was one of the more fun videos we've filmed this year. And I would say also one of the other more fun videos was the ice fishing one.

When we were on our way out, like Ken said, you know, 6 a.m. it's super peaceful. The sun's just coming up. I look at Flair, who's on our team. I go, dude, how lucky are we that we get to just go out and do this? And he's like, yeah, this is good. And then I was thinking about it, I was like, oh, he does this every day.

Yeah. Like this is like his thing. Yeah. Without hooligans like terrorizing him. No, dude. Flair was such a trooper. I mean, he's like just a standout guy. And I felt really bad that he had to be on a team with Spenny and Evan.

Bro, you could see it. You could see it. You could see it in his face at the end of the day. I got the fuck out of here. Yeah, he was, yeah, he wasn't like upset or anything. He didn't stick around. He was just like, don't blame him. He hopped in his drug and he went, shoo.

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! He was, he was, yeah, he was over those. too. I mean, he didn't say that. He wasn't really acting like that, but I, you know, the other sober person on the boat, I was just like, bro, I'm sorry.

How about when the very end and we just come buzzing up on you guys and just start bombing eggs? As if this day couldn't get any worse. Now we're getting assaulted with eggs. Well, he did say, just getting splattered. He was like, dude, I thought there were snowballs until he hit the boat.

I texted him after and was like, yo, bro, thanks so much for coming up. Like, that is going to be such a good video. I think an awesome collab because people have been telling us to clap for years and this product that is launched on Thursday like I think it's going to be a big success and he uh texted me back and was like that was the most fun I've had filming a video in a really long time oh that's thank you so much I'm sure yeah I'm sure you had fun it's a different it's a different thing for him yeah we did have fun and I think just a long day it's yeah it was a long day together and those guys yeah

like yeah I know him and I was annoyed so I can't imagine hanging around someone when they're overly drunk and your stone cold sober is very hard it takes patience yeah i would imagine evan was yapp maxing yeah and spenny was funny yeah and he didn't want to be in that position he was you know he was doing it because that was the cards that he drew but he actually was better but um i mean yeah congrats to the kid he killed his first 12 pack in a day yeah he was he was pretty proud of that. And he's not a big boozer. Yeah.

The fact of it, though, like when we were fishing is even Flair was like, dude, we are hammering them right now. Oh, don't tell me that. Dude, we were hammering the fish. Because I was asking Flair, I was like, dude, is this like, is this normal?

Because normally we don't catch fish. And he was like, no, this is a good day fishing, dude. He was like, because going into it, we told him we are not fishermen. We've never claimed to be fishermen, but every time we go, we don't catch fish. so don't be surprised if like we don't catch fish tomorrow and then when we're in the in the heat of it he was like dude

I don't believe that you guys don't catch fish I think you were joking and I was like no no no this is this is completely out of the normal the lake we were on is I like I said there's fishing tournaments on it all the time so I it makes sense we just suck maybe at ice fishing at least for me when I'm ice fishing fishing is the secondary part you're just out there we were actually trying to catch some stuff. But yeah, it was fun. So I don't want to talk too much about it before the vid goes out. But what else we got? You're going to look forward to him. What else we got? We got music on the mountain this weekend.

Yeah, dude, the lakes area is just buzzing. It's the 4th of July. It's the weekend before the 4th of July. How is that even possible, bro? I don't know how that happens. I feel like summer hasn't even started yet still. Like, we haven't even gone to the sandbar once because we've been filming videos, we've been traveling. We haven't even

had a boat day. Like, really like a proper boat Saturday where everyone comes over, we go on the boat. Yeah, we're hitting that tomorrow though, right? Yeah, we got it. Yeah, we got it. The weather looks like. A pretty weak.

Pretty weak. Dude, I mean, it sounds fun, but I don't know, boys. What do you say? We just go rip some lips. I'd go fishing. We could fish in the morning. Dude,

fish in the morning. The lake day just has changed a little bit. We used to go out and party at the sandbar. Now we're all just getting together and going fishing. Can rip some lips off my balcony.

Are you guys coming to the sandbar? Ah, dude, I'm trying to beat my PR right now. I mean, at least throw out a bobber. Yeah. You know. At the sandbar. Watch a bobber. Yeah.

That'd be fun. Frick, boys. I'm so excited. I, as you guys have heard now, just bought a house. Oh, congrats, Mike. I'm so excited to be in this lakes area. I was driving pretty fast, but when I left the shop to go visit it, closed on it yesterday, it took me seven minutes to get there. I was speed.

Wow. Speeding. That's awesome, Mike. How is that even possible, Mike? Or you're in a helicopter? Classic me, I'm like, gosh, why don't I just leave lake? Of course I'm going to be late. So I'm like ripping on my Harley and I got there in seven minutes.

That's amazing. That's amazing. I don't even know how that's possible. That means you will have less of a weight when you wake up late. Right. You won't have an hour drive here. You now have seven minutes. Okay, well, he's only seven minutes away.

Yeah. So that'll be better. And yeah, I'm just, I'm excited, boys. So it's like right out of Detroit Lakes. It's not on the same lake that you guys are on. You know what's cool though, Mike? I just thought about this. yesterday because I drove by, I left

like Ken's and C.J.'s and I was driving to my house and I had to drive by your house on the way home. And so like you start at Ryan's and it's just like, Ryan's, then my house, then yours, and then CJ's and then Ken's. Like we're all kind of in a row now. In a line. Yeah, we got a new lake

to cruise around. What do you, are you going to remodel it or are you going to run it or how's it looking? I haven't even seen the place. Yeah. Remodel it like a little bit, I think. In steps, the biggest goal that I have is have a pool. Ooh.

So that I can have pool parties. I love hosting and I think I, you know, like your fiancee has a pool and like whenever we have pool parties there, it's just so fun. Dude, it is fun. And everyone's always like, that was so fun. It is fun. Gosh, dude. That would be the goal.

It's on like a huge, huge ledge, which I've always like kind of, I shouldn't say hated, but when someone has a house, like, you have a great view, but then you just have this monstrosity of a stair set down to the lake. That's what you have. Yeah. But that's all right. There's a tram that's pretty ancient. So if you don't hear from me, the table at the tram, check the bottom of it.

Check the tram. So, yeah, you're worried about that tram, huh? I really am. You're going to send a dummy down. You're going to send Randy down first. I'll put Randy on it. They said, yeah, like, it works, but we don't use it. So, like, oh, God.

It was that bad. You shouldn't, you should see it. It looks ancient. Oh, no. Trust. So luckily there's just stairs, Mike. It'll be good for you. Go put the jet skis.

So if we're having a lake day tomorrow, like, Like, ideally I am there, but also, like, I got to move in. Well, Mike, maybe you should get a bass boat. That's what I was thinking. I heard it's good fishing. I heard it's good fishing on that lake. Good fishing like. Did these people, like, leave any furniture behind?

Like, what do you guys start? You guys starting out everything fresh? Fresh, yeah. No, they just left the dock and the mower. It's about it. We got a new mower? Fuck, yeah. That was the funny thing is, is that, like, I actually, like, in reality,

didn't need the mower because we are swimming in lawnmowers now but I'm happy to keep the lawnmower there we don't need another mower we got like seven no I was thinking the opposite like I was going to steal one of our mowers like no one we have two shitty toros no one's going to notice if one's gone

Peyton might yeah Peyton the goat Peyton can only use one mower at a time and he highly prefers the bobcat but Payton's got a mower at every location so it doesn't have to trail it but we have five mowers I just walked into the merch warehouse before this.

Peyton's in there. I'm like, Peyton, what are you doing here, man? Some people just are, like, they just got it. And, like, at first, no one really knew, no, knows Peyton. But then just all of a sudden, he's just a legend amongst. That's background C-boys guy. Yep. And now he's in the merch warehouse.

And he was like, he's like, yeah, just helping out back here. I'm pretty ahead on the mowing. So I figured I'd hop in here and, you know, just help get some orders out. So he's out there. He's out there right now. packaging orders for for anyone who bought anything from C-boysTV.com

and yeah it was just funny I was like dude it's just funny how some people are just he's just a star he's just a star he's fun dude I heard that he's been deliying the bobcat what's that mean like been driving it back and forth from his house he's damn near fast enough the lawnmower makes sense

you want you know you want to get some seat time in on your rig little slower than your car but you definitely it's uh definitely comfortable is the is your your other bit going out this week or your car bet yeah yeah shout out ken for putting my car up on honestly shout out ken for just an absolute lethal comeback prank that's pretty good that was good that was good and that was so much fun to be a part of it took a little bit of planning and then it just kind of snowballed on top a couple more things couple more things there yeah yeah it was well well executed and well rounded out ken you know like your pranks have been subpar.

I would have to agree that I did take a break from the pranks because they were pretty bad. Can we talk about the last prank that you pulled before this one? Ryan and I did a terrible job pranking Micah and it was a terrible idea start to finish. Was there really none in between there? No. No, that was the last one. Ken and Ryan went out and they bought this little kid's car.

It might be like, was it Lightning McQueen bed? You know, like the car, the plastic. a car that goes around like the bed. We were just ahead of our time. You were. Now when we did, we pulled that prank, it'd be legendary. And so like we let, we let them man it and, you know, Ken converted Mike's room over into the Lightning McQueen. And, you know, there just wasn't a whole lot of execution on it. And then as a punishment for a bad prank, Ryan and Ken had to ride around town on the Lightning McQueen bed. We put on a trailer and they were like, tucked into the bed. Oh, that was so good. I don't know.

I don't know. That was also kind of funny, though. It was funny. Everyone makes a blinket slightly. It was like blows up and Ken's like, who like tucks it back. It was so embarrassing. I got scared from doing any pranks ever again. But you had a hell of redemption.

But now, you know, after you put my car on the pole and a bunch of other, a few other ones. It's fun, isn't it, Ken? It is so fun. Yeah, you like it. It's kind of fun. It's a thrill, too. It's a rush doing it. And knowing like, ooh.

Ben doesn't know what we're doing right now. We've got to be quick and sneaky, and you're like trying to, you know, sneak around, which I know is tough for you. There was a pep and Ken step that day. That was the most nervous I've ever been. So we wrapped,

we wrapped, to start off, we wrapped Ben's GT3RS as Lightning McQueen. Yep. Best looking McQueen, which is the fifth McQueen of the crew. Yeah, I'm kind of sick of it.

I'll be honest already, but, Ben doesn't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. So all the neighborhood kids in my development, they all absolutely loved it. They all loved rev bombing the piss out of it. Yeah, we had each one of them up there rev bombing your car.

I mean, when you get to rev a GT3RS to the limiter? So we wrapped it with Lightning McQueen, and then we brought it to my house, and then we lifted it on my deck that faces the lake. Using a crane. Using a crane. And Ken's deck just so happens to be getting a hot tub soon, so it was already reinforced. It was already strong enough to support it. Yeah, it's still a fucking.

deck. Yeah. It's still a deck. So it's not like there's like no risk involved. So, but yeah, carry on. It was the way it was engineered.

It's designed for double the way. I could put two on my deck. That can clean. It'd be fine. Oh, well, that's good. So then,

you know, bring Ben over there and bring him on the boat by water. So we, you know, we don't just like show him right away. And, you know, we pull up to my house and he's kind of looking around.

Kind of questioning, okay, what's, what's going on here? I didn't see it. Well, I didn't, so this is crazy.

but like I wasn't expecting my car to be on your deck. Yeah, you were like looking at the, you were looking at the lower. I wasn't necessarily looking up at your house. It was like 10, 12 people. I know that's wild, but. There was like 10 or 12 people in the boat and we're all just like, what is he?

I was like, what is he looking at? Like, how does he not see it? Well, I thought there was like, I don't know, going to be something in front of your house or like on the water or on your boat house or like in your landscaping or something like that, because there was like a crank or a,

excavator. Hell yeah. The bright red porch didn't catch your eye. And I said, where's my beer? And yeah, so I was like looking in the front

and then Mark was like, oh, you don't see it? And then I was like, see what? And he goes, look up. And then I looked up

and then I saw it. Yeah, which is funny. It's legendary, actually. It's insane. So was there, um,

was there a pretty good, steady flow of traffic throughout the weekend? There was a steady flow of traffic out, out front, just taking pictures. Nice. I was charging admissions so they could come upstairs and, you know, revet.

Sit in it and revet a little bit. The admission was their wife's phone number. Yeah. I just see videos. For hours on end. Did the neighbors ever say anything? No, they love, all the neighbors loved it, actually. I was a little nervous that they were going to be.

Well, they hit you with a, hey, can we talk? Oh, yeah. That was about something else. That was about Ken not paying his treasury dues. I still didn't pay my beach. That was pretty funny when she was like, no, this is great. We love this. You still owe me $60, by the way. Because that lady hasn't paid it either.

What? Yeah, she came over and she was like, hey, I'm collecting beach dues, but I haven't given it to the other lady either. So then I just wrote, give her a check. Yeah. What did you think when you saw it up there? My Porsche GT3RS is elevated 12 feet up in the air on Ken's deck right now. And I wasn't entirely sure what the structure of Ken's deck was. You were a little nervous about it?

Obviously, it's still there. It's probably fine. I can't imagine that they would have done it if it was that sketchy. But then I immediately was like, holy shit, it's wrapped as a Lightning McQueen. It was such a two-for-one. Both pretty good prank. It was a lot to process. And I've been pretty outspoken about my thoughts on the Lightning McQueen wraps.

Pretty lame. It's just a meme. So then I was like, now I'm the meme. Now you're a meme. You're part of the club, man. Yeah. That was probably. one of his best

rap jobs as Lighty McQueen because it looks the best. It's on a cool car. And it was one of the fastest too. Yeah, when we got one guy that's been doing all of them for us, the guy that originally did our producer Jacks, and then we've been calling him up. But we call him up. I'm assuming you guys called him up Thursday morning and you were like

need you to do this in an hour, right? I love the joke we have with him. CJ was like, yeah, it's awesome having you help us out, Bryce. It's sick having someone that's really close to us that we can kind of call and do short notice stuff. stuff like this. And then we're like, what if he just thought he could only do Lightning McQueen? All he could do is Lightning McQueen's. Yeah. So were you worried at all, Ben,

uh, leaving your expensive car up there for three, four days? Uh, yeah, because it was hailing. That's mostly what I was worried about. We had storms rolling through. It didn't hail in that area. But there was videos from like our friends in the surrounding areas. Yeah, there was hail of insane hail. When we were telling shooting this trike video. Yeah, we were gone. So it's like, oh, there's and nothing you can do. Fargo, it's now about to hit the lakes. We're like, oh, boy, here's... And Ryan goes, ah, if it hails,

you could have somebody go out and put, like, a comforterer on top of it. And Ken goes, oh, no, it already hailed. What's done is done. Oh, no. Yeah, but there was no damage. It was fine. It was just baby hail.

They said it was, like, not even pea-size hail. Baby hail. But who else's... Whatever. Gt. Is left outside in a hail storm? Gretting some baby hailstorm.

Probably, yeah, the same guys that put it on a makeshift cradle, and then get craned up. The cradle was flexing, and that's when I was actually worried, because I just don't want this thing to snap. Like, if it snaps, what's it look like to pay for this thing?

So, homeowner's insurance. Me and Big Ranch did test it with one of the other Lightning McQueen's because they're about the same way. So Big Ranch was not missing this, obviously. So he was out on the boat with us. He was telling me, he was like,

yeah, I made the cradle. I can't believe you didn't see it. It's been sitting behind the shot for the past a couple weeks. I was like, I don't know half the stuff that you're making leaving around or like leaving on trailers. Like we got so many things going on. And he was like, yeah, I was actually pretty concerned about it.

Actually, I measured your car like three different times. I weighed it and then I put a different car on it. And then I figured, oh, that's maybe close enough. And then I was in the car just to make sure it was the exact same way. And I was like, dude, I've never seen you put this much work into anything. He was nervous. And he was like, yeah, well, I was pretty concerned about this one. And then that's what made me be like, wow, this is pretty sketchy then.

This is pretty sketch because he was, he was like, yeah, it was, it was, it was, uh, bending quite a bit. It was. Yeah, I made sure, uh, Stred 80 had no part in it. Mm. Well, he, he, he tried to have a part in it. Well, he started by trying to help push your car and he started pushing on, it wasn't on camera, but he pushed on one spot and it, like, going. Yeah. I was like, all right, you step over there.

We're going to push it. Then he was helping get it on to the cradle, so we were laying little boards down that Ken had on the side of his house. And I'm dead serious. I look at his pocket. out, there's nails sticking up. I go, what are you doing? So then I throw those out, put them down, and then he tried holding on to

like the little tagline or whatever for like controlling it. And I was like, hey, just give that. I appreciate that. It just hit the side of the house. You'd be like, oops. I love you, Gab. He's amazing at crashing things.

And I just didn't want Ben's car to be. Yeah, I appreciate that. Whenever we would show people, the videos of what we just did, really like, was it sketchy? And I'm like, yeah. It was. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was very sketchy. Yeah. The wrist. Even on the video, like the YouTube video, I don't think like conveyed like how sketchy it was. Like the cradle was so obviously big ranch is good. Anything could happen.

Anything could happen. Yeah. It was windy. Yeah. The radar operator was 100% blind. Only working off the directions that one of us was hollering at them. Yeah. I mean, the things that we do for just a good laugh or reaction is pretty crazy.

Normally people. People's Porsches are getting, like, craned onto their yachts. You know, like, Monaco Yacht. People will crane their F-40 onto their yacht for, like, F-1 races. We craned Lightning McQueen. Yeah, I think people like that can just eat a $4 million. Whoopsie on that. I don't think Ken's, I don't think, Ken's insurance is that good.

Ken ain't eating that one. Although I appreciate. You said you would, though. You said you would eat it. He did personally, guarantee. He made that mistake and see what I shouldn't have said that, but I did. I thought was crazy. Wow, we were definitely all in on this together with you, but.

That's commitment to the bit, though, Ken. Yeah. That's really putting your stamp on it, signing off on it like that. And it's not fully over. You haven't peeled the wrap off. We'll see how Bryce did with the knife. Your homemade GT3RS stickers were kind of peeling off already. So I will say they are probably going to peel off fully when the McQueen comes off.

That's probably fine. Some fresh ones on order. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I guess it just goes back to it. Like, that guy caring so much about his freaking three-wheeler that he wouldn't like Gavin ride it. Like, what could he possibly do to it that would cause harm to it? And, like, I guess that's just how all of us kind of look at, like, vehicles of just like, I don't know.

Spenny said that, actually. He's, like, letting all his boys ride his Harley when he's down here and he's back home. He's like, no, dude, I learned it from you guys. Like, I just come down and you're like, yeah, use my car. Like, no, you got to try. try this and he's like just made me learn that like if you have cool things you got to let your boys try them because yeah yeah most people are like that with us so that's kind of why yeah you know what we've learned of like you know because a lot of people aren't like that and i would say most people aren't

like that so a lot of people with us maybe it's just the situation that we're in people are more like trusting or you know codec courage or you know the camera's going then you can got to have access to anything and then we kind of just have that same mentality with people but yeah yeah and then you borrow your car to keller and it the local heat on you did you yeah yeah i heard about that talk about that yeah so he was just just ripping around allegedly allegedly of course whoa like four days and you loaned them your zero six corvette yeah i mean i kind of thought it was going to be for like a day or two which ryan's corvette is very distinguishable around here it's loud it's i mean one of Right color one built on Tuesday.

Yeah, but he got to use it for the week. He actually said he really liked it. So it was a good car. He is a good car. Yeah, he was a good car. But yeah, he was tearing around and I was getting some calls like, hey, what's... Slow down. What's the deal?

Like, where are you going? Like, it was actually a guy who he said his neighbor was like, you know that guy with that car, right? And he's like, yeah, why? And he was like, you came flying through my neighbor. You know, the other day. And then so he called me and he was like, what are you, what are you doing? Like, you know, it's just like it's just not good. And I was like, I borrowed it to a guy. Like, I know that I can't speed to your neighborhood. My bad. Tell your, you tell your guy, I'm sorry. Like we had a buffed. Yeah. So it was all on good fun. He made two videos out of being here, which were really good. So good. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah, it was pretty funny. But now actually, I do need new tires. After the whole hydroplaining thing, I was like, I was like, like, oh shit, maybe my tires aren't as good as I thought after drifting around, you know, whatever. And yeah, they're like almost to cords in the middle, though.

Oh. Like, they maybe have been overinflated or something or like the way the cambered. Yeah. You're lowered and do the camber. Yeah. So it's... Outside edge is slightly off. Yeah.

So that outside edge hasn't worn off, but the inside is pretty bad. Time for new ones. Dude, uh, so GTA6 is, is getting released in November, right? That's what it's like. Allegedly. But they had pre-sale, like, they just opened up presale. And I heard that they sold 38 million already. And why would you pre-sale something that's digital?

Yeah, is there? I don't know. I don't know what the benefit of it was. Why would you get rid of your money today instead of a later? Yeah, no kidding. You're just that excited? I already bought it. Do you get some kind of deal for doing the presale or think so?

You might get like some kind of DLC or... In-game, yeah. In-game perks or something, maybe. They're saying that this is going to be the biggest entertainment launch of all time. I believe it. I mean, they've been hyping this up for so long and it's been so delayed that it's got to, like, meet expectations or exceed them. Otherwise, I don't, Rockstar might just be toast after that. I bought a bunch of Take 2 owns Rockstar, so I bought a bunch of Take 2 interactive stock when they really started locking in everything, up 25% in the last three months.

Wow. Nice, Ryan. Yeah. seeing the future. All right here, I got you guys. The top 10 video game releases ever by Lifetime Sales. So Minecraft is actually the most sold video game.

I believe that. 350 plus million. Jesus. The next up is Grand Theft Auto 5 with 230 plus million. That's a pretty big difference. Minecraft is free though. Yeah, yeah.

So it must be going by down. It's a good point. But Tetris is number three with 520. 20 plus million, which makes no sense because that's more than anything, but it depends on how many versions you're counting. We Sports 83, Red Dead Redemption 2 is number 5. That's a great game. Player Unknown's Battlegrounds, 75 million. Number 7 is Mario Kart 8.

Number 8 is The Witcher 3. Number 9 is Terraria, and 10 is the Elder Scrolls 5. Damn, Fortnite isn't up there? That's crazy. Yeah. Is your chat on crack? This doesn't seem right, but that's what it. saying maybe we'll do biggest launches ever.

But yeah, I mean, GTA 6 is going to be... You'd think call duty like MW2 or like Halo 3 or, you know, would have been in there? Have you seen all the companies that are doing like where they're taking days off of work for it and stuff like that? Are we going to do that? I could see. Should we just fucking post, not posting this week because of call a D or because of GTA? This would be a good reason to start live streaming. Yeah, so I got a correct thing now.

So Grant the Faddle 5 was not. number one for the biggest launch in the first 24 hours and then call of duty black ops it was number three so that's pretty big same call of duty is holding quite a few on this list halo three is number six yeah man saying all the great games yeah i mean makes sense it is surprising that like like an em rated game is the number one especially a game like it's a good uh grand theft auto just because like you got to think majority of kids aren't allowed to play that or their parents aren't going to buy it. So, like, that's strictly adults, mostly.

Because you can't buy that game unless you're over. Yeah. What if you just make an account, though? You know how, like, in person you actually count? But back when I was like, so like, Grand The Final Five, though, when that came out, you had to go and buy the disc. And somebody had to buy it for you. It wasn't a download.

If you weren't old enough. That came out in 2013 when I was in high school. I'm excited. Yeah, I mean, I don't know about taking any days off work, but I am excited for all the social media to come about. out with it. I'm excited for the actual game. I'm excited for what it does to the gaming world. About how they say, like, all the stuff, you know, how you'll be able to, like, golf and, like, play, like, 2K quality graphics basketball games. Oh, they did include all that shit? I don't know.

I just, I heard that, I guess, but, like, and then you'll be able to, like, go, like, con a boat and then fly a plane, like, a simulator quality and just, like, the car customization. That was always my favorite part about Granthusato, like, all the cars and then all the customization you can do it. I'm sure it's times 11. My favorite part was going into the gun chop and then doing the thing to the guy and then holding down the gun chop as long as you could. Oh yeah. That's very

unlike you. Yeah. I mean, what do you want? Once you get into the gun shop with a mini-guyen. Going to the strip club in the GTA or what, you know? I'm not supposed to say that either. It's kind of crazy how if you play a GTA5, like when it came out on 360 to you do it on

an Xbox one today. Like just how much that game has evolved over the last decade is kind of crazy to me. Yeah. And like, you know, I just feel like Ken's got a fire farm simulator back up. Yeah. Maybe like, I'm going to get lawnmower simulator going. Yeah. Back when Ken and I used to live together, I'd just like walk down stairs and just see Ken, like flying an airplane simulator. Just sit down on the couch, just airplane simulator. And they're like, wouldn't even be any volume on. He just like, was like, was like, the audio on that was kind of super annoying. So it was just like, just silent. Just him solo.

No, I noticed. Was it, like, fun? I don't know. I think it was clearly pretty fun, Ken. You logged some hours on there. I think I downloaded it because it was like, oh, this would be kind of weird. And then it was kind of weird. I don't know.

It was one of those things where it's like, oh, you download farming simulator. And you're like, okay, this is kind of boring. And so when you were flying planes, like, would you go somewhere in particular or would you do missions? No, I was like trying to figure, like, okay, how do you, like, take off was easy. And, like, I never got how to land it. Interesting. I was kind of just crashed it. Your video game interests are very interesting, Ken.

Yeah. More of a simulator guy. Not much of a first-person shooter. Have you ever played like a Call-Duty or anything? Yeah, and I suck at it really bad. Just the fingers don't do what you want to do or what? Yeah, I'm just really bad at Caller Duty. When that just gave me a flashback.

I'm all just terrible at it. When Ken was playing Mortal Kombat, talk about a button mash. I wonder if you can find that Snapchat. That was so funny. I don't know the button combos do any of that stuff. Nobody does. And isn't it literally just a button mash anyways?

No, because that's what was funny when we'd play against Jake Sherbrook, and he's just like, all right, all right, Ben, you almost have him? Okay, it's Y, Y, Y, double down, and then R1. Yeah, but Jake doesn't even know that shit. You know Jake is just pulling it out of his ass, dude, the classic. But, yeah, Ken, maybe we should go 1V1 on Cod or something.

Yeah, it'd be the worst versus the worst. worse. Ben versus... I'm not kidding you. I've never seen someone so bad at Call of Duty than Ben. That dude would maybe get one kill. On Nook Town playing like domination. I'm like, how is that

even possible? Well, it's tough dude. CJ makes the lobby. You know, CJ makes the group or whatever and then the lobbies that we're in. I'm playing freaking... I'm playing sweats, bro. Dude, I'm playing sweats and I'm not a nerd. Yeah, no, he's terrible. We could do that.

Maybe we can play. And then like we put something on the line for you guys. I was going to see like who can get maybe like most deaths and around or. You guys would be competitive in that. Yeah, let's run it. I think we should run it. Put together like a little tournament. I put some money.

I put 100 bucks on probably you. I don't know. Who are you guys taking? Depends. How much is Ken an underdog in this? Because I might take. I might have to take him. Oh yeah.

If he's got the odds. If he's got the odds in his. True. Against his favor. If I could think more money betting on Ken, maybe I would. Yeah. maybe do a couple of quick Braxas rounds first.

Dude, I'm bad, but there's no way that I can get marked by Ken. When was the last time you turned your Xbox on? I pause my game for this. Maybe a, maybe, I don't know, 18 months ago, maybe. What a loser. I haven't turned his Xbox on in 18 months?

I bought an Xbox when I moved in my house, set everything up, logged everything in, and then I haven't turned it on since. Okay, when was that? April. I got you then. Damn, three months. What a clip, clip that.

How long has it been to? since you turned your Xbox on. April, it's June. Okay, yeah, Ken, so you should, the odds should be with you there. All right, I got to do a little quick practice this weekend. Maybe we can do that. The world doesn't care, but the boys do. I want to see this. This is, this is something that the world literally could care less about. CJ was talking about how bad you are, and I kind of want to see how bad you are while compared to how bad I am.

How bad you are. All right. won't you go on and show Ken Jesus just how bad you are man Spenny's nose just tickled and he doesn't know why now what they say

when people are talking about you or something like are we we're not talking about Spenny but you know acting you know yeah he knew what's up yeah

can you throw that cream that's on the couch over here what now's the time I can I don't know now is the time to apply your ointment

I mean I know it is called cream but yeah you did catch everyone off guard when you ask that. And then when you ask Spencer for help, what kind of application is that? You go, hey, Spencer, I have some dots on my back. Could you apply this cream to them? Versus just like, yo, can you get the swimmers

edge? Put a little dabble on where it is instead of, that's why your legs are so dry. You're drying out all there is it don't need to be dried out. Oh, does that dry your legs out? Yeah. Jack Ken's legs were the ashy as I've seen them in a minute. They were ashy, like right after got out of the water before I had done it. It was weird. Dude, before this podcast, I finally got

the tops put on my beehives so we're ready to start getting honey. Cody thinks two weeks. Really? Just, you know, get a taste of it and see what kind of flavor we're working with. But that shit was gnarly. Putting them on. Don't play. They do not play. I have attack bees.

They are so defensive. I mean, Dalton was there. Dude, Cody got fucking stung. I got stung. They flew up my pants. My shorts. We weren't wearing the suit. suits because like last time when I got stung really bad I was like trying to put together

like every time I get stung I'm wearing a suit I think they don't really like the suit so we were just rolling in like shorts short sleeves and uh yeah Cody accidentally like dumped it on his foot and they were like going in his shoe and stuff they were crazy man why did they get so angry they were so docile before they were and now they're pissed they're like defensive I think now that they've kind of established their home they're much much more offensive over it, but we had to pull this duct tape out. It was crazy. I will say, I will say, me and Cody checked out the bees prior to you getting here, you know, putting the tops on. Yeah. And they were completely chill. That's because you weren't moving around their home and

pulling duct tape off. We were looking at them. And then CJ rolls up. And as soon as I see CJ, they say, they were pissed. They know they're getting put to work. Cody. And then that's when he dropped the top. And then it got even worse. I mean, dropping the top could not have made it. any better. Yeah. They were fired up. I mean, just look at this,

this shot here of Cody. C.J. What he did? What the hell? You got a phone case on now? Yeah. Oh, I didn't even realize.

Did I take it off? I mean, you just, you lasted less than a week. Wasn't that your idea? Yeah. That was fucked up. I mean,

sorry, the reason why I put it on is because it's so hard to hold on to. I was like going to say, dude, it's so slippery. I love the, no case, but it's so slippery. I actually dropped it even without the case on it, didn't break.

Yeah, I kind of concrete. I thought it was going to be fun not having a case and it's actually kind of a burden. I can't set it up on my nightstand to like, I don't know. Watch my show. Wait, that's always falling. You're like holding it like this. If you got to go to the bottom, it like falls. What we had to do. Yeah, let me see this. I mean, Cody is straight up my B mentor because he knows how to do this stuff. So we had to pull up your paint on tape. What? You don't have to pay a mentor. They teach an experience. What's, what's he, what's he, what's he, What's he messing with there? What's the little white tape over the holes?

Because, like, you weren't supposed to have the holes open initially, but now we do because they've settled in. Damn, dude. You can tell, look at them how mad they are. And, yeah, Cody was pretty nice nice. Okay, so basically what we're looking at, you have the lower stack, which was original, and then you added, like, a second floor to this.

Oh, wow. In the second floor, there's, like, artificial little honeycombs that they're going to build around. I'll be able to drain the honey. Dude, what's going on with these bees? I think it's such a clump. Dude, they just like decide Oh, crap

Dude, I gotta give Cody's pretty fearless With the bees I was like, yo, let's come back later And finish this up Because they were so fired up And he's like, no, let's do it now And I was like, all right, I'll film you Wow, look to go

Shout out Cody Like I was not gonna do this I was gonna wait until they Until they chilled out Well, you're supposed to smoke them, aren't you? Yeah, we got, yeah, make them sleepy Fucking hopped on me there That's why I jerked it away

We need to get you the smoker siege Yeah, you know, I just think I don't want to smoke my bees, you know, like... Oh, yeah. Smoking's bad for your lungs and shit. You don't like the smoky flavor for your honey? No, honestly, I just... I just don't have one and, you know,

when you gotta, you gotta do what you gotta do when you're farming. Did you know that local honey's good for you? It makes you not allergic to the allergies around your area. Yeah, but I heard CJ's freaking bees are going 30 miles south. That's fine. It tries because we don't have any flowers close to us, so they're working bees.

They're building honeycomb, so they must be... What are they doing 30 miles? miles south of here. Apparently bees travel 30 miles. Really? Yeah. That's crazy. I travel 30 miles.

Do not ask me how they track that. What are they chipping these bees? I heard that the other day. I love seeing them around the property. You can tell since these are Italian bees, they look different. And you can tell when they're not normal local bees. Yeah, dude. And they're totally, they're just such assholes.

Italian. Hey, I'm flying here. It's me. Gabagoole. There you go. There you go. I'm making honey over here. I'm making honey and drinking wine.

All right, so I'm here. Yeah, this is when Cody gets the bees on his feet here. Bees on my feet. He's like, oh shit. He's like trying to get them off. He's stung in the foot? Look at them. Oh, wow.

Oh, no. Dude, when they decide they're attacking an area, they attack. Shoes off. It is the whole kind of like, oh, they can smell your fear. Because you can literally be surrounded in them quite literally and not get stung. And then other times they're like, we're attacking. I'm just covering my ears. Yeah, you can tell.

Dude, it looks like the guy got shot. It looked like somebody shot him with a BB gun. Damn, Bobby. It sucks when they go up your clothes, like into your pants. And that's how most things happen when you pinch them between your arm or your shirt or your... Yeah, then it gets me in the arm there. Oh, shit. Oh, my gosh.

Whoa, who's filming this? I thought we were getting a Nutscape. Bro, who's filming this? Is this a young boy? I don't get out of it. He was getting in there. Young boy, you're getting a little close up there. He was getting the shot.

I'll probably put that on my Snap story if you guys want to see. So go follow me on Snapchat. Got to get a shot. Yeah, anyways. Well, I'm excited for this honey. I know. Some anticipated honey. You know, good things come to those who wait, Penn.

You know? Waiting what's... It takes time. Is this week six, four? To make the best honey in corn rock? It's probably been almost, yeah, six weeks, six seven weeks. So what is that? look like for like upping your operations like do you plan on scaling this?

I need to get more bees, um, more houses. So when do the goats come into here? Because I hear like bees and goats like mesh really well with each other. Really? Where'd you hear that? Well, it's like you first start with bees and then you get the goats. Yeah, who, where did you hear that? Well, it's like a stepping stone. You start with the bees and then the goats are like the next step.

Who told you that? I forget who it was, but they, they said they were, uh, you know. Kind's the king of unsourced. information, dude. This guy doesn't have a source in his book. Well, he's got him, but he just... It's the hobby farming, like, stepping stones thing. Like, you start with the bees, and then you get...

And does that produce a better product? I don't know, the goats and go- Do bees and the bees get along? Let me ask, chat. Eventually, add chickens and goats and then eventually work up to a cow. Yeah, I don't know if I really have much interest in goats. Do bees and goats get along? Bees and goats don't really have a social relationship to speak.

Goats are pretty curious by now. nature and they might sniff around where bees are. You know what you're supposed to do? This is what you're supposed to do. So if CJ was a smart, if Bobby was a smart farmer, he would have gotten his goats at the same time as his bees, so they grew up together. Yeah, true. Then they'd have a bit of a sense of life.

Because I heard that that's the issue with ducks and chickens. The chickens are mean to ducks or maybe vice versa. So you have to get them at the same time so they grow up together. Oh. And then they're buddies. Yeah. So Bobby should have got his bees at the same time as his goats or chickens. Practical in terms of like what you get out of it, but also they're just so dirty.

Yeah. And obviously cattle, that's just kind of. Some beef cattle. Bobby's beef. I just don't really think we need cattle. Bobby's beef. You don't want some local meat? Lookal meat.

I can get local meat anywhere. Dude, we had local meat today. Bison brats? Yeah. Well, no, those were bison hot dogs, Mike. I mean, one was a brot. Gosh, you guys literally do not. No, they were hot dogs.

I asked Jen. She literally said they were hot dogs. Yeah, she said these ones are brots and these ones, they're all bisoning. Like you. She said, these are brots, these are hot dogs. Because you guys. It doesn't want people to think a hot dog. I ate a hot dog too, a bison hot dog.

But like the first one I ate was a bison brought. And I don't know how I'm wrong. No, I know. I don't know the difference between bison brought bris and hot dogs. But I just saw you eating the dogs. I did. I ate a dog too. Anyway, it was super good.

Like, what a flavorful meat. It made me like it so much more. Yeah. Versus just a regular dog. Yeah. You know, bison. So that was some locally grown bison. I didn't even realize we had the dizzies had a bison time.

That'd be insane to have some bison. That's just their thing. Bison roaming on one of our fields. No, that's actually cool. Bison are badass. Bobby's bison. Bobby's bison. I should just get Buffalo.

Bobby Bison burgers. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. For sure, yeah. Buffalo or. I think of the one house has Buffalo around here then. Besides the dizzies? Because they're not Bubba.

They have Buffalo. They have Bison. Oh, what's the difference? There's a difference between Buffalo and Bison, I think. We got to probably get that thing. Can we get a check on that? Maybe not from Ken, because we're questioning his sources at this at the moment. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Buffalo and dogs. They get a wrong. What's the difference between Buffalo and Bison? So even though we often use the terms interchangeably, they're actually different animals. Bison are native to North America and Europe, and they have that iconic hum been a massive head. Buffalo,

on the other hand, are found in Africa or Asia. Oh, so it'd be Bobby's bison. Bobby's bison doesn't ring, though, you know? Doesn't. Bobby's not slinging bison on a Saturday. Nobody's going to go slap a bison machine. They're going to go slap a buffalo machine. Well,

I guess we don't have buffalo here. It's an African thing. Well, I'm out of excavator juice, so to wrap for the words. Ryan's got to go find one. Ryan, I miss the Megacours. Unfortunately, did you miss? Yeah, I miss the mega cores. I don't want to talk about it.

I'm upset. What is that? It's just... Coors! Yeah, it was a thing you had to buy it. They only made like 125 and it's fine. I don't want to talk about it. All right. Yeah, yeah, because you need one.

Need it, but they're gone. Not sure I have any idea what you're talking about. It was like a promotion. Yeah, Ryan, what are you doing this weekend? How many cores are you going to drink this weekend, Ryan? Over under 25 probably. Ooh. Music on the mountain this weekend?

Over. I'll put it in the over, over 25. Jeez, Ryan. I love what. What was your shift? What was your story the other day? It was like eight screenshots and I'll drink 75 beersons. One screenshot.

One screenshot at Beerson's wedding, yeah. It was a good time. Beerson. Yeah, it was a good time. CJ actually almost got fucking kicked out of the wedding. Really? No shit. Yeah.

Let's hear about that. We did it or Bobby? You were actually. He didn't bring the cowboy hat yet, but he was requesting to go and get it. Okay. I did go and get it after. So we're out. I'm chatting with the groom's dad, and he's a G.

And so he's like, I got this cooler here. You know, they shut down the bar like an hour and a half early. You know, it is what it is. Or an hour early, whatever. You know, that's just what they do. That's what they do. They shut it down. They're cleaning up.

And so I wasn't really even in the hunt for a beer. But then we come on and he goes, I got these crispy garage beer. on ice right now. They're actually the lime garage beer. You or Bobby? Me. Him first. And I go, those look delicious. Fuck yeah. Oh, Bruce was saying this. Yeah. Okay, got you. Yeah. And so I go, fuck yeah. So I grab a couple and I go, I'm going to go bring him to the boys. And I go, I know that

CJ, soon to be Bobby, is going to be looking for a beer. So I walk right up to him, hand him this lime green can, start drinking mine. The lady comes in, who's got a cooler? She's literally asking me where the cooler is as I'm holding a beer that they don't even sell there. And she's like, someone said, I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. You know, the whole dance for, it's a dance for a wedding at 1130. You know, nobody's fucking, and they weren't open.

Like, they weren't selling beer at this point. No, yeah. People had drinks. They'd been, you know, nursing them whatever. Yeah, and so we, just everybody kind of keeps, just like ignoring this lady. And CJ and I are kind of like, who, who, we're kind of like moving around her.

And she comes in and goes, him it's him me it walks up and tries to snag the beer out of CJ's hand and he just just started drinking it no I went like this and I chugged the whole thing that he was trying to grab it out of his hand like fake it's like 15 minutes hit the old fake and then chug

yeah and then so I had a beer in my back pocket and so I just kind of let see you walk away he ran gave me another one and I started drinking it yeah it was fun it was like one of the most fun weddings it was a good time we've been to it was as fun as yours Mike it was a lot of fun that's good It was a fun time.

You know, Ben and myself, we got a lot to live up to. Oh, yeah, my wedding. I'm not too worried, but yeah, it's going to be fun. It's going to be really fun. Obviously, when it's your own, it's like a given that it's fun, but I'm glad it was fun for you guys. Yeah. Anyways, I think it's time I get back on my hog. Crank it.

Get back to riding around. TJ's got some hog cranking to do. Go, crank your hog to the golf course. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. Oh, yeah. He needs a little... Carrying the golf cart. You're not to make that.

Maybe like a trailer. See, Jay just rides his... Good idea. He just rides his hog. Like, he's like, well, I spent all this money on the golf bag attachment. I'm just going to take it out on the course. I could do that. Cranking your hog on the course.

Could do that. Yeah, maybe... Wildflower would probably let it happen. I bet you I could store my clubs at Wildflower. And then I can just ride my Harley there. That's a good idea, actually. I think that's the move. Yeah, that is a move.

So I'll probably just do that. Anyways. Oh, yeah. Good stuff. Thanks for listening, guys. New podcast every Tuesday. On Thursday, our beef jerky drops. Really?

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