Life Wide Open with CboysTV - How A Prank Led Ben To Meeting His Girlfriend

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

In todays podcast the boys go behind the scenes of our trip to Utah with the Jeeperghini, Meeting The Stradman and possibly making a bad first impression. Next Up we Give Evan a Call for his birthday, Ryan shares his ridiculous dream, Our misadventures in Vegas, Pranking our new friend, tattoos, How Ben Met his girlfriend Greta, and then we play contact roulette, where we call people in our contacts that we don’t remember meeting. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Download Zocdoc for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I hit like 40 minutes in mine. That's nuts. You and Jake are like two complete opposites of the spectrum. Like Jake is going like 30 minutes in the cold. You're going like 40 minutes in the hot. Yeah, mine sounds a lot more enjoyable. Damn, I mean, you're spending 40 minutes in your sauna. No wonder you're losing weight like crazy.

Not straight. I'll go like 20. Okay. Now the story's changing. Hop out for five and then I'll do another 20. 40 minutes straight. I don't know if you could do that. You like the frog in the pot, dude.

Yeah. The frog doesn't know it's boiling. especially if you're steaming it and then it's like a little bit hard to breathe in there and yeah but it is nice we're right in the middle of third winter dude it was winter and then it was nice again and then it was winter again yeah what's up with this freaking snowstorm this weekend yeah you know it's bad when i was at you know local bah you hear people talking about the weather and they go you guys ready for the storm this weekend and i i don't really check the weather that often so i'm like oh shit that if they're talking that means it's coming yeah i heard the same thing i was like i had no

idea it was going to be so much yeah apparently it's coming though dude everybody's freaking out over three inches i think well that's pretty good right yeah i mean three inches is a lot yeah you're working with a lot at three inches i was driving snow the other day and you know that we've gotten so little snow when i was like sliding all over the place sliding over like through stop signs like drifting around corners not on on purpose yeah like man i am that first snowfall driver right now we're getting that shit in march i forgot how to drive dude it's freaking rough out here dude i'm i'm ready for summer it was nice being gone we caught some nice weather but it is it's good to be back home barely barely nice weather though it was cool yeah we were like what is

this we went uh we're supposed to be warm and this is terrible dude i think this year we have a bad luck weather cloud that follows us around everywhere we go it gets cold and windy dude even in florida it was cold when we were down there that's true and we're going back though So next week? Is it already next week? I got to get some practice. We're going all over the damn place. Ryan's going to be racing in Cletus McFarland's 2.4 hours of the mullets.

It's the Freedom 500. Oh, never mind. The Freedom 500. He's got so many variations. Yeah, I don't know that because I'm so excited for Ryan. And so it's really engraved into my mind. There's pressure. Ryan, you have to win this helicopter, bro.

Well, I mean, the competition isn't that hard, and I do have experience. Have you been trading for you? against Travis Pistrana or... Yeah, the whole trip with when I was driving the truck around with the big goose neck, I was just like apexing my corners and stuff like that, you know. And those left turns down. Yeah, exactly. When we went to Stradman's house and he had like his racing simulator,

Ryan had such a boner over that thing. I did do it. I want to practice. It was sweet. We're passing by. Yeah, let's just explain how this goes. We're like walking. So Strad's given us a tour of his house.

Stradman's a YouTuber. We're just starting the tour. We've been there for a while now, too. Like, we've, I don't, I think we hung longer than he was anticipating. Like, he was fine with it and stuff, but, like, we ended up making a full afternoon. I was fanboy. Yeah, I was too. So he's given us a tour of his house, and he's got two racing simulators, but he's like, I mean, they sometimes.

$40,000 race simulators. If you want, you can try him. Ryan, I'm like, yes, yes, we want to try him. And he's like, okay, all right, well, let me get him set up. And he's, like, running around his garage trying to find, like, extension, Cords to, like, get power into both of them. He's turned him on. He gets turn him back off.

There's like a 25-minute set up. But Ryan, you were like, oh, no, don't do it. But then he kept trying. And we discussed it before. He was like, once we're done shooting rollers, you got to try this. Like, he was pretty adamant on it. Well, he finally gets his setup, and Ryan, first race just hitting the corners. Just crashed right in the walls.

He drives it for five minutes. Okay, I'm good. Yeah, it was one of those. CJ preface of price. It was one of those, it had six hydraulics, the whole. unit was on it so like when you hit the brakes it goes yeah it was pretty nuts yeah and then what you hit yeah so when you hit the steering wheel like like spin back he said it's so strong people broke in their thumbs yeah you had it in there

can you imagine i could see that the freaking you got two casts on and they go oh wow how'd you break your thumbs oh it was a car accident playing video games no it's just my simulator did you get whiplash did you guys have one of those uh like kind of kind of racing steering wheels and like the PS2. The PlayStation 2, yeah, PS2. Play it on Grand Turismo. I never worked because I was like the hammy down, like from my older sibling. I don't know if it'd even work for him, but like by the time I was old enough to like use it and play it.

I probably tried to plug that thing in 50 times and it didn't work a single time. And I just kept trying it though, hoping that one of those times. Me and my dad would play it on PS2. I hated using the steering wheel because it was just so much harder. And also back then they just weren't as good. Yeah. You didn't know the drive then. He, like, loved it.

Like, he had, like, he just moved the table and, like, set it all up in, like, the... Sucing cup to the... Yeah, he's got it, like, it was, like, clamped on. You got the, you know, chair and everything. It was sweet. Did you have a shifter? I didn't have a shifter. I don't think so, no.

Yeah. No, it wasn't a shifter, but it was fun. No, but, uh, speaking of, like, uh, I don't want to say bad impressions, but our impressions on Stradman, I was just watching Ryan's story. And, uh, this was literally within four minutes of us being there. You guys have been chatting with Strad, introducing yourselves. We pull up. We're unloading the Shambo.

And Ben, this thing runs so rich. And it hadn't ran since we left Minnesota. He's got a bunch of snow in the exhaust. He's pulling it off and he gives it just one. And it lets out the thickest. Black smoke. I wasn't black smoke, but just like the thickest, like ball of smoke. And it comes out and is super windy.

And it literally just engulfs Stratt and his girlfriend. Dude, in their face, in their mouth, like, you have to put the clip in. I will. It was pretty funny. But, yeah, I was like, dude, that might be bad. Like, you just dusted them, but it was fun. They were telling them. We asked them to play their freaking simulator, dude.

We're never going to get him by the back. I think he was thinking it was going to be a quick, like, they're coming to pick the car up and out of here. And then we're like, oh, we're filming a full half of a video here, bro. Yeah, it was fun. Hey, do you got any snacks? We didn't do that. We didn't do that. But no, he was, he was honestly, it was so cool to get to meet him because that was one of

the YouTubers I haven't met yet who I've watched for a long time and he is like sometimes I'm a little nervous going to meet people just because I'm not sure what they're going to be like but with Stratt I wasn't nervous at all I was just like excited I almost like was acting like a fan boy when I was editing it I was like God dang like I was just being so cool I was trying to be like I was just excited he was so nice yeah I was just excited it's what we expected but he was just like so well spoken and down to get on any joke and yeah he was great everything 12 years of YouTube that guy's been on. If you guys

do know his story, you know it's crazy. Long time in the YouTube game. He started like living in his Audi TT. Yeah. To that. I know stoked that he wasn't like you know, he was super. Obviously his house is all over YouTube but I was stoked

that he was just given him like, yeah. Don't even take your shoes off. He was so chill. I'm like, well, I know I thought that was like, damn. Guys, this is funny. If he I'm like, if he gives us a house to her but tells us we have to take our shoes off. Like, I had my shoes on the entire, like, 20-hour drive. I'm like, bro.

Oh, that would have been worse. Yeah, I agree. I said, I'm not going in. If he gives us a tour, I can't take my shoes off. Your feet were that stinky? Yeah, Mike does have some stinky toes. I left my shoes off. Hey, Lisa, I'm being courteous.

No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that is nice, actually. That house is freaking insane, too. It's so big. It's huge. We got to. Did Evan pile up any of his toilets? No.

Yes. Yes. Did he did? He literally got back in the truck and said, so stoked I got a shit in on one of the others. I was like, bro. We are for sure never invited back. And the best part is, is that I love,

we're all fanboying slash just stoked. And I love bringing Evan along to meet, to meet our heroes, to meet YouTubers. Because he 90% of the time has no idea who they are. I know. So funny. No clue. Ev's just in a different world, man.

He would have to be, who would, he, who would he be excited to me? He was tripping, like, on Kobe Rahha, Travis Pastrana, Brian Deegan. I mean, he's met all of them now, but. Yeah, but who would be, like, a good example? Of someone he wouldn't know? Boobie Ludevalley. Like, one of the hearts of darkness guys. Oh, yeah.

With one of those. A whole guy out of the corner. Sickamations. Shout out, Ev. It's his birthday today. Oh, yeah. Dude, yeah. Dude, calm.

Yeah. Honestly, yeah. We could wait or do it right now, but like it's his birthday today. I'm going to do it now. Fired up about it now. Let's wish him a happy birthday. I already texted him, but I bet he is either at the bar or he's laying in bed. He's 100% of the bar.

You're going 100%. Yeah. There's no chance that he isn't at the bar. I'm going to 50-50. Hi, Ev. What's you doing? Uh, hot box in the dawn. We're here live on the Lifewide Open podcast.

What up? Happy birthday, bro. What do we got going on today, boys? Well, we were just talking about you and how it's your birthday and how we miss you. Yeah, I miss you guys. I kind of sad I'm out there. I think me and Mike were getting into trouble at the very least. Yeah.

Fuck it, Ev. You should come back. Been home for three hours. Should I? Nikki's like, no. Driving the donk, though? Yeah, dude, there was snow on the ground this morning. It was crazy.

Yeah, how'd that drive go? Oh, I just didn't drive it. I drove the truck. But now the snow melted back in the don't. Now he's got his sports car out. There are any other fantastic news you have? Otherwise, we will let you get back to your birthday. Oh, man.

I really wish I had something better for you, fellas. That's okay, buddy. Have a great day. Don't let it. All right, love you guys. Don't let your meat loaf. That's funny. Where were we?

Strat, ma'am? Well, yeah, we were. on this trip we met stradman the response on the youtube video petition to name it either lambert gipi which is funny i like that librigini is very fitting and then you just say no the jeepergini which is what it's called i don't think it gets any better than the jeepergini's good the the lambert gipy is pretty good though too i still is the liver gini that's all good i guess the thing about the the liver gip or whatever the fact that it's a liberty is like the lamest part of the entire thing like yeah i don't really

like promoting that because you know people might think that it's cool and then they find out that it's a jeep liberty no offense jeep liberty owners but then it's like kind of less cool yeah i agree every time in san hollow we'd see someone they go what is that what dude what's it based on i go deep liberty and they go they just laugh instantly yeah because then you just think of like the 2006 Jeep Liberty, which is what it is with like the round headlights on it. At least it's not a compass.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. That is actually probably, could be worse. The renegade is the new liberty. It's the new liberty and that's even lamer. And I also knew when we were in off-road country when guys were like, oh, well, I've seen, I've seen dude straight axle swap those.

And I'm like, yeah, of course you have straight axles though. Like, but it did great. I've been trying to think of like where we go from what we've got. to you know like spruce it up a little bit maybe put some actual suspension in it or something like that a little bit bigger lift just so you're not rubbing the tires bigger lift i got to get that clearance up i saw some comments that were like you guys should have just taken the suspension out of it so then it wouldn't flex at all oh oh and i was like i don't know that i think it would have done i wouldn't do that now but in the time being yeah that would have worked so i mean basically if

you guys watched the last video like just the back wheels would stuff into the fenders very easily and that was our pitfall, but other than that, it did so good. We also did climb to the top of the mountain, but yeah. Like, there was no higher you could go. Yeah. Like, at the top, Ben was like, I don't know, like, I feel like we need to do more stuff with it. I'm like, looking around and standing at the top of this mountain.

I'm like, where do you want to go? We can't go up. Do you want to go and try to balance on that little tip right there? Or what do you want to do? Like, we spent four hours getting the top of here. It really was bizarre. I don't think anybody thought that we were going to make it. And then we have a video coming out next week where we brought it to Moab.

Is that next week? I don't think it is. Two weeks. Actually, it might be a month. It's a while. It's a while for it. But anyway, it's a good video. I've been trying to think of like where we go from the platform that it's on.

We only have two other options, land or air or sea. I know. Well, I was going to say, I mean, there is always like swapping it on another thing. Ryan, again, something to look forward to when he was driving that in Moab. The body is damn near off of the machine. I mean, some of the body fell off on the way home. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. about that too yeah so the door so like the entire body on this is like held on with like hopes and dreams yeah pretty much just hopes and dreams like it is like self-tappered on so sure enough one of the doors uh i actually have the video of of gab trying to hop in because the doors went open so you had a like race car climb in and it's just in the corner of the gopro gab you just hear you sat on the door i didn't know that was gonna happen and you can see the door just like like immediately go loose. Yeah.

So anyway, the door flew off when it was going, when you guys were pulling it down the road. And, uh, somewhere in rural South Dakota. Oh my gosh. Dude, I, I, I thought that thing was gone. Like, I pretty much had just, because I, I, I, I, I, I, me and CJ were in a different truck and I saw the story that you guys posted on Sea Boys saying, like, hey, lost the door. If you guys are anywhere in South Dakota, just keep an eye out for it.

It's a lime green door. But it was like the middle of night. And so, yeah. Figure that thing was gone for it or at least, like, had gotten. and ran over. 20 minutes later, I get a call from this guy that works on our snowmobiles. So I don't really know him, but I thankfully had to, like, his number saved. He's a good guy.

He calls me and goes, hey, I got your Lamborghini door. And I was like, dude, we lost that thing 20 minutes ago. Oh, what? He was amazing. Yeah, dude, I saw your guys' story. And I knew that I had some friends coming back from a concert that was like around that area. So I just posted on my story.

And then like three minutes later, a girl was like, oh, I just saw that. I'll turn around and go and pick it up. Wow. So this girl turns around and goes and picks it up and then brought it to Seth, who has got the door. And then he was like, yeah, I have your guys banchy right now. So I'll just bring it back with your banshee. And we got it. I was like, what, dude?

Dude, I thought that thing was gone. When we walked out and I saw just the shell of the door, I was like, oh, no. I have a video of it. I don't know if it'll play in anywhere in a video. But, oh. So can we get that thing like painted? It's still in one piece, right? Yeah, yeah, just a little mangled.

It's still better than not having it. I'm looking forward to just driving that thing around, like, not even on video. Like, it's just a great rig. It's a convertible. Dude, I think that's a good cruiser around here. One of our best vehicles. It is, dude. It's definitely our most viral vehicles.

It just held up to everything. I was really not expecting it to make it to the top, and I was blown away because that thing was taken a beat. And it kept taking a beaten, honestly. It was just, it was cool to, uh, we're used to people coming up to us. Oh, man. Look at that rig. That's sick that you.

whether they know us or not. Dude, I wasn't used to the attention we were going to get from this fake Lamborghini. It was like you were like an A-less celebrity. It was wild. It was seriously. So we brought it to Vegas. And I know you guys love it the way I say it Vegas. No, I'm conscious of it every time I say.

I don't know. Apparently I say Vegas weird. You say it very with a lot of. I think it's a. It's like a Vegas. Yeah. Vegas. I like it.

Vegas. Vegas. Anyway. We brought us to Vegas. There. and we hit the strip with them i think that's this week's video and then we valeted it but when we were driving it down the strip there's people on the right side and people on the left side on the other side of the road everyone had their phones out and filming it yeah i would say it was the

equivalent of like driving a bugatti i've never driven a bugatti but i imagine it'd be something like that's what it feels like if if one person came up and looked at my Lamborghini which is real 10 people came up and looked and took a picture of the Jeepergini. I would give it more of an equivalent like driving a motorcycle naked down the strip Yeah, it could be that. That was more the face, people's face.

Yeah, yeah, because it was like a shock. What am I looking at? It was, I was one of those like maybe I might shed a tear moments because we had two, our two fake green pieces of shit Lamborghinis going down the Las Vegas strip on St. Patty's Day. Yeah. It was literally too good to be true. Yeah, that's true.

How good can you get? Not much better than that. Wait, I guess if we were thought about that. We should have dressed up as like leprechaun. We never even prefaced it. I think that we maybe got away with some, because they're like, oh, they're really in the spirit of the same Saturday. But, uh, yeah. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio.

Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. Yeah, it is something insane. Those things are magnets. And then also it's just a dead giveaway wherever we'd go. Like, oh my gosh, there's the C-boy. So like everywhere we went, we were just having like a fan meetup along the trip,

which was really cool getting to meet everyone. But we're the only people that would have a piece of shit green Lamborghini. And totally, two of them. And then travel 4,000 miles around the country with them. Yeah. And it just shows like how. much I don't know cooler it is to like have a weird vehicle like that and you just put a creative twist on it and it's way more entertaining than a real Lamborghini yeah like once it got

into our hands the the Lamborghini became a star it was like something about it it was always I think it just fit better with us you know and so I strad was like I got to sell this thing who a family cares yeah he was like he was very much on the vibe like yeah I'm just going to replace it with a real limb. Another real thing. He's like, yeah, get this piece of shit out of here. Trip was fun, but getting home was so nice. I haven't slept this good in this long in a long time.

But I have had the wackiest dreams. I feel like so. Merch has kind of been on my mind because we've been, you know, doing a lot more stuff with it with the truck giveaway, stuff like that. So last night, apparently I had a dream that Shane Gillis, like the comedian, wore our shirt. during a stand-up would be great so like you know whenever we see a shirt and anything like a background or somebody else's video we're always like screenchild like look that's cool so i was stoked

to share it with everybody and then i watched the video and he was shitting on ken for his bad customer service oh no and he like did this whole thing about how ken personally was doing a bad job with customer service and how bad we all sucked oh my gosh this is what you're dreaming I guess so, dude. I'm sorry. I think you do a great job, but I woke up and I was like, and I was like, oh, thank God it. Shane Gilles wasn't attacking us. One of a few people you don't want to be roasting you. It's definitely him. Ken, did you wake up in a sweat this morning and not know why? No. It was the weirdest dream dude. He slept in because he's not doing any customer service.

Shane Gills is out there just pissed, dude. That's amazing. I mean, also, so speaking of just being home, being on the trip. So that was like our RV trip, kind of. We just did it in trucks this time. And it was like just as good, but in different ways. Dude, you know what's crazy? I just want to talk about our group camaraderie on the trip just dialed. Everything about it. We're just fired up every day from the moment we wake up.

I mean, pretty much. We bicker a lot. Yeah, we got a job to do. Right. Well, sure. And it was just so much fun. And then we get home and like, I know I wasn't here on Wednesday. I did take the day off.

Apologies. Kind of. Came in late. but yesterday we borderline like didn't speak to each other i know you guys back and forth whatever it's just so interesting you know we get back here we have a lot of work to do a lot of footage to get a hold of whatever it's just crazy like we literally like didn't really speak to each other yesterday and then you come off the trip of just like we were on one dude we were waking up at seven yeah and just basically filming or doing doing whatever we had to film until like nine

ten o'clock we wouldn't go to bed then you'd have to drive normally somewhere to like 1 2 a.m. It was barely make it to supper even. Yeah. Dude, it was it was so much fun. We did make a little bit of playtime from like 4 p.m. to like 2 a.m. in Vegas where we were off the clock. We were just running around having fun and that was a blast. I think that was the only night where everyone wasn't dialed. Yeah, we weren't dialed. The gambling was not dialed. Oh my gosh. I went up 700, maybe 750. I don't know exactly, but around there, I was pretty happy. That was my first time leaving Vegas up. Must be nice.

I got to watch Ken in action. Oh, yeah. It was amazing, dude. I have a whole video of us walking, and he just is like, his sniffer was up. He's just like, looking like this. And he walked down, sat down on a machine, and 10 spins in $1.3,500 bucks. He goes, well, I'm done gambling for the night.

I've never seen anything like it. I love those huff and puff machines. They're the best machines they have there. It was electric. I made a big mistake following you, brother. Oh, yeah, Mike on the other side. So I didn't even really know. How much why you lose?

I mean like 500, but I followed him into the high stakes room. And then I was like, why are these slots so expensive? And then I was like, Ken just won 3,500. I'm going to keep firing it in. And then I just like walked out without my dignity, which now I know how you guys feel. And I don't usually. Yeah, you get your pants pulled down. Ben, you left with, you left with like own some money.

I don't. You still owe money to Ken? You only, you got some gambling debts. You got a little loan. Yeah, you only. Ken's going to break my new. Yeah. I'd be careful. Ken's a freaking loan shark, dude. He's going to come in with a guy.

Beech you up a little bit. The nice part about going to Vegas with Ken is you don't have to bring money because Ken's going to make money and then you just go to him when you need a loan. And then you hope that you just don't pay Ken back long enough. He forgets about it. And then by the time he does remember, he goes, uh, does he ask. I've made so much money on slots since then. Your debts have like progressively gotten bigger and bigger, though. Your ask for what you want is bigger and bigger to the point where you can't just forget about that. Dude, I remember it was a little iffy right away because Ken hadn't won his money yet. Like, I'm not actually, I'm not actually, let him cook.

Let him cook. I'm not actually blaming you for me losing my debit card because it's 100% on me, but I never take my debit card out of my wallet. Ben's like, dude, Ken's kind of stiff in me right now. Do you think you could? And then I'm like, yeah, I'm down, bro. And then it's the one that takes your card in And then the bellhop guys like spew in And we're just like, I'm like, Ben, it's not working

And then I just left my debit card Oh no See, that's why I don't carry a debit card I don't believe in debit cards Had you carried one, I wouldn't be in this position Yeah, that's true But no, that's true Mike lost all his money and his checking account

No, I quickly transferred it all Block the card That's smart And then Yeah, I mean, being you left the darn thing In the ATM How much money would you like to withdraw Yeah, all of it

I do owe you some money though, Ken and I have it in my truck, I promise. No, dude, I I was like doing pretty bad like always and then I came up I went on like a little run and I was like back to even and then I was walking back to my hotel room and I was like sober

which is the first time I've ever been to Vegas sober. Very depressing place at 2 a.m. But I'm like walking back to my hotel room and I'm just a sicko so I was like oh there's an open table. I mean to sit down on it right and win my money so then I can pay Ken back and have some cash in my pocket, right?

Obviously, that's how it goes. It's a plan. Yeah. Lose, chase it, double it. No. Chase it, double it. No. So now I'm sitting at like a $200 hand.

Lose it. Double it. No, $400 hand. Ken only give me $1,000. That's all he was willing to give me. No, I gave you more than that. Well, I'll get to that. I'm putting all my money on there.

I'm like, this has got a hit. I've lost six in a row, right? There's no way you lose seven. Lose it. Lost all my money. Went back up. my hotel room feeling real bad about myself that's tough wow then the next day we're doing this ballet thing i go can't get some money for this ballet so he gives me 200 bucks for this

we got a little downtime i go all right sweet i got some money that's why i had to pay for the ballet i was like you've no money how so i owe you 1200 bucks Ken? No, you owe me 1180. Oh, okay. Okay, fair. So, wait, turns out Buddy doesn't have any money or self-control. Well, that's the thing.

You only gamble with the amount that you're willing to lose or the amount that you're able to get from your rich best friend. Yes. So you should just give Ken money if he'd take it and just let him do the gambling for you. Yeah, that's a good idea. Like, that's why I don't bring a debit card. It's like, I do have self-control. You're just got to put low limits on your debit cards.

You can't go that deep into it. I was cracking out. That's my limit. It's just like whatever I bring. And I didn't know we're going to Vegas, so I didn't bring anything. Remember when you made Greta believe that I didn't believe in banks? And then I was like, I was telling Sydney that story. And then she's like, look who doesn't believe in banks now.

Yeah. No debit card ass. Yeah, that was a funny troll. I convinced my girlfriend that Mike didn't believe in banks because he used to be a bartender. and he had, like, a bunch of, like, ones always stacked next to his bed from, like, tips. And Greta was like, what's up with all the money? I'm like, oh, yeah, Mike doesn't trust banking system because, like, yeah, his grandpa got, like, screwed over one time with, like, a late fee.

So he doesn't put his money into it. He just puts it underneath his mattress. The best part was. She believed that for a while. And then we just go, no, yeah, well, that's kind of the thing. Like, you see your parents' fault so you don't like that thing. Yeah. And I was like not, yeah, I wasn't that fired up on the troll. And I was like, dude, she asked me if my mom works at a bank. What do I even say? You didn't ruin it. Come on. Come up with something. Yeah, you didn't ruin that one actually.

No, I didn't. Which was nice at you. I let you have that. Yeah, I had that one for, I think like a year. That one was like a while. And then somebody spoiled it. I think Ken might have spoiled it. Anyway, I was pretty upset about that one. Yeah, which I was like, why are you upset? Did you want it to go for five years? I want to go forever. Forever, right? Ideally, like, that's the best troll. There's still some that I think I know and don't know, you know? You know that Ben and I aren't even cousins? We just trolled you guys this whole time.

You guys fall for that one. We're just family friends. Because your cousins? No. Didn't we convince Pricler of that? No, Ken thought that Pricer was our cousin. Oh, you got another friend who was like our next door neighbor. You guys told me that Jake Prysler was your cousin.

And then I just was like, okay. That's fine. And then you guys forgot that you told me that. And it was like, I think five or six years later, they're like, oh, why would you think that? And I was like, you told me. Yeah. The definition of gaslighting. Doesn't have any reason to believe any different.

I wonder if other friend groups have that. Like, I want to know if you have a lie that you've told on your friends that you've never cleared up. Well, it's like, believe. So I'll leave his name out of this, just for his own sake. But we had this nice young man come along. to help us film on this trip. And, you know, he's new, new to the group, kind of new to working with us.

And just new to life. I don't know how I told Ken this, how it came in. But I just was like, yeah, yeah, he, like, put a dick pick on his story before we left. Ryan added something to the thing too. Yeah, I mean, people add in, you know. And then Ken was like, what the fuck? I couldn't believe it. And then, like, had to ride in the truck with him the whole time out.

And he just didn't say anything until now. like a week later and I was like, oh yeah, we were just trolling. Well, the super unbelievable part of it is go, yeah, he posted a dick pick to his story and you were in the background. Well, you didn't add the background part until today. No, we told Gavin that part. We told Gavin that part. And we still didn't clear that up.

But Gavin was like, that's so unbelievable. I figure we didn't need to clear that up. Yeah. But he just believed it. But Ken must have just read the first part. I just read the dick pick part of it. I didn't read the rest. Dude, I love how then it got relayed to me because it was like, yeah, I don't know what's going on.

The new guys just posted dickpicks, I guess, but Ken in the background. Dick pick on his story. I don't know. Oh, Ken said this? Hopefully it buffs. Yeah. And I was like, what? Okay.

I'm glad I'm not in that truck. Was it uncomfortable? I mean, it was like, I didn't say anything, but it was kind of like, Kenning. How did he do this? There was like a white, white elephant in the car. Maybe. You were like, keep it.

You're like, well, don't. I mean, an elephant, but you just, like a gift. A white elephant is like a gift. But the fact that you gave the, the subject of the matter, an elephant description, dude. Yeah, like a white elephant trunk in the car. Trunk. Oh, crazy. Well, you know what she doesn't know. She doesn't know who we're talking about. No, that was a joke. It was a joke. Yeah, he didn't actually do it.

Yeah. This time. He's a good kid. No, but that's where we draw the line. You know, if you post it, do your story. That's fine. Yeah, you're a weirdo, but, you know, you're doing whatever. Seriously, having Ken in the background, man.

I'll search this. You're going to search. Search it. Ken Googles it. Hey, I am in it. Yeah, I guess I got it. Ken officially has problems, dude. Trust problems.

Well, I got to advise after your friends talk about said, story dick pick I wouldn't say got to search this it's like when we were at the gas station and that fellow was really really nice and really really hype and he got so excited to show us his tattoo on his leg that he didn't kind of like say anything about why he was taking off his pants he just dropped you got to see this and I was like oh man what's going to happen and then he showed us his tattoo on his leg I thought yeah Mike I think you should get life right open tattooed on That was, I think, the first time I've felt jealousy. Like, I've seen a handful of life wide-open tattoos, but I felt jealousy toward,

I'm like, wait, why don't I have a life-wide-al-tut-taut. Like, we run into people with that tattooed on them. Like, ten times, let's say. Maybe not quite, but. I'd say more, and none of us have that tattooed on us. It's pretty messed up. It is, and it's, like, our slogan. Yeah.

Right. But I don't know if I want to get tattooed on me. I would. I would. I almost would rather get, like, a mural of Ken tattooed on me. Yeah, you've been saying that. that like all my arm like full blown like chast or i don't know like maybe like the no can do that's a good low low the lips look good i'll pay you as long as the lips look good

five grand if you get that tattooed on your arm oh no chance arm yeah he just was talking arm every time i look down i just see no can do it yeah i'd get a life out of a tattoo especially because now that we're seeing the fans get it like why why can't i you know why wouldn't i yeah So where would you put it? Dude, fuck it, forearm. Really? Forearm or thigh? I was thinking down the shaft of my lower unit.

I don't know if they can make them that small, Ryan. I'm trying to figure out what Ryan's upper unit is. No can do. I was thinking life light open, but all right. No can do on the other side. What about the Pelican? Ken, you should get that. I don't know if I want tattoos anymore.

Really? You're giving up on that. You didn't get one. I know. I think if you had it, you would just, you'd come around to it. Because it seems like everybody that gets a tattoo, then gets like 20 more. On you're worried. Gosh, Ken would look good.

That next thing you know, you'll be covered, had to tell. Ken would look so good. It was a big net tack, a net tat that is like his face. Just as like no can do in a mural of him. He's looking at you from every angle. Did you guys see MGK, what he did with all his tattoos? So he's, like, tattooed up. like it looks insane like honestly he looked really cool like all of his his tattoos that he had before

this new one then he took he just got it all blacked over so it's like literally just black it looks insane i mean it just seems kind of like a waste to me it's like you had all these dope tattoos and then you just covered it all up with black like the amount of ink they must have had to use to cover his whole body in black yeah look at this it's insane whoa that can't be real it is it's real i i apparently so alex Alexis, my girlfriend, follows MGK and Megan Fox pretty tightly. And she was listening to some podcasts

that Megan Fox is on and she said that the reason he did that was because there was like certain tattoos that he didn't like anymore, gave him bad memories or something. So he just tattooed all over him with black. Dang, dude, it kind of goes hard. But like also...

It looked way cooler before. Way cooler before. Insane. Totally insane. But like it goes kind of hard. How long would that take to get done? So that's a like a, a tattoo um i don't know if you call it a technique but it's a method it's called blacking

and it's like a band uh like they do it like underground like certain people that are super into tattoos will like go to this i think it's in europe and it's like these two guys will like fucking tattoo you super aggressively and like they'll do their whole body and it's in this cave i saw this vice document around it it's in a cave okay i'm just cracking up because like this is becoming more popular like blacking out via tattoo is becoming more popular and I'm picturing everyone who's ever done it going to this cave

in Germany. I don't think he did. It's insane though. Yeah, have you seen like the singer the lead singer of 21 pilots has that too on his arm and that was like the first I'd ever really seen of it and then I was like what's up with his arm? Like what's he got pain on it? And then I was like no

it's just that's how it is. His whole arm. Intriguing. What a? The brutal tattoo ritual Built on pain Should we watch it? Yeah they look He's like

You like going to this like little hidden back alley So not like a rock cave They shave your whole head They do your whole body Yeah like a cave That can't be sanitary There's like a fire in the corner And I feel like having that

And maybe I'm completely wrong But having that much ink In your body Your body might not like that No that can't be good Dude, I was listening to We gotta take this with a grain of salt Because it was on Kill Tony

And it was Violin'J From insane clown posse But he paints his whole face And he's always had his face painted And he said that underneath it He looks like really young Because he's never been exposed to sunlight And stuff like that

Yeah For the last like 20-something years He's been painting his face Like painted like a clown Yeah he's painted like a clown They roll around like that That can't be good for your skin Like that's got to be worse for your skin

then. Well, maybe if he uses good, good paint, you know? Yeah, yeah, you'd like to think, but it is an interesting thought. Like, yeah, your face truly never being exposed. Yeah, that's how he looks like. They said on, uh, you should do a video with them on your mom's house podcast that they, they wear that face about three to four times a week. So that's not all the time.

But maybe when they were doing tours, it was like every day. God, I wonder how long that takes. That's like the same thing with Kiss. Also, it was pretty funny listening to them roast this one guy. This one guy got that tattooed on it. his face like minus the white he got all the black you know whatever triangles up here he got that tattooed on his face and and he's like kind of upset with them because he can't get jobs and stuff and they're like dude this guy's an idiot like why would you do that we paint it on like they're like not

even we have the tattoos dude they're like not even we have the tattoos bro and so it's just too funny like i feel bad for the guy but yeah like he's like i can't get jobs now i try to get it remove but it still shows up yeah i think pretty often people regret getting face tattoos yeah like face tattoos never a good idea yeah i mean i'm just gonna say it man say it it's never a good idea it's never a good idea you're like the people that tattoo their eyeballs no turn the white's black that's another well that was basically i was just gonna i guess talking about that more the whole blacking out thing one guy on snapchat like he's getting interviewed and he's like yeah like the only thing left is the white in my eyes.

That was the only thing left. Yeah. It was actually the only thing left. Imagine the tip of your dick. How much do you think that cost? Everything? Dude, probably like 200 grand, all said and done. 200 grand.

Yeah, I'd say like over the course of years, because I think he probably got tattoos before that. I think he had some prosthetics. You know, like, I think he had like some little horns in there too. I know. Oh, really? Another story, but. Oh, wow.

Oof. I guess, yeah. I mean, like your body is your art piece or something, you know? Or something. Or something. that body's a canvas i think oh that's what yeah yeah i know i think that's i think it's your body body is a temple i think that's what like your canvas is right for tattoos that's what like girls tell their parents when they get my body's a canvas

this is so out of pocket but my body turns meat logs into meat or meat hogs into meat logs or something. Oh, hot dogs into meat logs. Hot dogs into hot logs. Sorry, I butcher that. But Cody has a shirt that says that. My body turns hot dogs into hot logs. I know. I know. I love hot dogs. They just come out fully. Like, they go

in one size. Yeah, because he doesn't chew. Oh, gosh. Just except, you know, turd farm. What? There's an Italian dude that's slowly turning himself into a lizard. Is it the same dude? He did like implants in his forehead or something? He's implants in his forehead And then he's getting like horns implanted on his head

He's trying to turn himself into like an alien or something Like where does he get the money for that I'm assuming like an employer is going to take one look at him And kind of be hesitant to hire I can't have a lizard working the front desk at the hotel Yeah I'm not going to lie People like that like at that extreme aren't trying to be employed Yeah they got something else going on

How are they making money? Probably from gigs Working at the circus Looking like a lizard probably We have lizard boy over here Lizard boy Actually a good investment He's making pretty good money I'm sure that's what he's thinking dude

I was talking to one of the guys That works for Heavy D And he said that he was a carny For a little bit He traveled the country The bigger guy No No shit

Yeah he was like Oh you guys live by Fargo North Dakota I've been over there Worked at the county fair And I go what? He goes yeah my buddy was like I can't remember what they ran They ran one of the machines

I go you were a carny He was well it was one weekend. Oh, that doesn't count. How much carniing do you have to do to become a carny? I'd say, at least a few years. That's what Tommy G or, like, Channel 5 News should get with, like, a crazy carney crew that's, like, well-known or something, and then just see what they do. Some of them are Gracie, and some of them are, uh, they're, like, in it for life.

Yeah, once a carney, always a carny. All right, what else we got? We could do contact roulette. Contact roulette. So you just go to your contacts, hit a, scroll stop then you got to call yeah you want to hear what happened last time i did that what got a girlfriend i've been dating her for nine years really hey what eight but yeah that was a set that's how you got a whole that you got a contact roulette that's how you got your girlfriend that was a setup from god yes i mean yeah

so hold on you met your girlfriend through contact roulette well i didn't meet her i'd i'd known her so you had to call her what was the situation no no i was a situation no i was sick Sitting in, like, open hour with a buddy. And he was like, go to your Snapchat, just became single. He goes, go to your Snapchat, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, close your eyes. Pick one person and then just, if it's a chick, send her a Snapchat. And I did that. Boom, Greta.

Wow. And I was like, what was your intro? Like, what did you say? I don't know. What's up? And just sitting in school That's funny actually I was just talking to Greta about this the other day

Yeah that is funny because we didn't know I didn't know that no Because me and Greta were friends She actually dated my best friend Sam You're one of those guys Kind of a sly move with me But I mean in like middle school they dated So like I was like

Doesn't count Doesn't count exactly so but I was I used to date her best friend Oh man also in middle school though So like doesn't but like that's how we knew each other so like mutual friend like you know kind of like that hung out a couple times so like that's why i had her number and her like her snap and then yeah i just fired a snap but like we're friends so i was like hey what's up and she i was just talking to her about this the other day she was like i was so caught off

guard when you hit me up because like i was like why why is he hitting me up like we're friends like why does he want to hang out you know and i think i was just like persistent from there because like She was cute and she was like single then and like obviously I like had the hots for like that's why yeah why wouldn't I and uh yeah I think I just like slid in from there wow explains why um when her and her friend group came over to the coop to hang out why you were so nervous I don't know you were just like extra nervous like too I hope it goes well like the whole reason our friend groups were colliding was so you and her could hang out that was the whole reason that was an interesting night yeah the first night that I ever invited Greta over she like brought all of her friends but they had to sneak out and it super late and it so i think they showed up at like two a m something like it was like so late where like everyone was like our crew was hanging out at jake's dad's garage we called it the coop the chicken coop and uh i was like i swear they're coming guys i swear they're coming nobody go to bed yet nobody go to bed yet they're coming they're coming and then they showed up at like two a m stayed for like 30 minutes and

then left but yeah that was like the first time we hung out but yeah that's kind of why like You were in, what, the 10th grade? You know, I was, like, trying to work my way out of, like, the friend zone. Yeah, and you were like, do you think after this, like, we're going to get to, like, hang out one-on-one, or do you think she's going to want to? And I was like, dude, I don't know, man. That was pretty chaotic. I was a little bit worried, though, because Prysler was there, too, and he was, you know.

Good-looking young man. Better looking, funnier, you know. So you're like, Pricer, you should just go in the house and go to bed. You go to bed, bro. That's why you got him so drunk. Yeah. No, he was, dude. I never forget that either.

He could have been a different night, but he was piled up. But he was piled up and he goes, he's just sitting there a bottle of something in his hand. And he's like, our dependency on foreign oils is way too high right now. That's right. That's right. I forgot about that. At the tender age of 10th grade. He was ahead of the curve.

He was. He was. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. No, that's, but that's how that came to be. So who's ready to play contact roulette? Ken, get in there. Yeah.

that would be pretty good that'd be legendary Ken just ends up getting like he's insurance lady you can say whatever you want like do we have to do you have to prank call them like I'm down to like hey Ken what can I do for you I was open maybe we can go and talk about my rate I'm just scrolling through I've got a lot of random

contacts and that's probably better a lot of like business people though how many contacts do you guys have business there's no 553 8007 whoa I got 780 I got $1,096. Wow.

Goodness gracious, dude. What do you got, Ken? 480. Wow. But the weird part is, like, when I scroll through mine, like, I don't know why I have half of these. Same, dude. I don't know anybody. Give it a spin, Ken.

Ken, you should do it. And you got a call. Yeah, you got to call them. And then for every minute, for every minute that you keep them on the phone, the life-wide open podcast will give you a $10 bonus because we don't have many funds over. here i'd love to do more but all right here we go all right you want to come over you should come over here you got to hop on with them and just talk but you can't be like i'm playing contact roulette yeah no you have to you have to how about you can tell them anything but you're on a podcast and you're doing yeah yeah you can come up with any story you don't let them know that 200,000 people

are listening right now either is this legal yeah i think so all right close your eyes you can't choose this can you can't just choose There are certain people I cannot call, though. All right, well, we'll decide that after you can't do that. His eyes be still open. Close, Ken. He's looking so hard. He hasn't let his eyes off his phone yet.

It should be fine on. Hold them to it, Ben. Hold them to a Ben. No, you chill and close your eyes. What are you doing? You can't do that, you, I have to be able to, I have to be the one to do this. Ben should spin it, maybe. No, here.

All right. All right. Who do we got? My own, my own, like. like NDSU email address. All right. Reesman. Ken calls himself.

Oh, this is a UPS lady in DL. All right. Perfect. No, not going. Come on. Come on. Just say,

hey, how's it going? You know, like, what's you doing tonight? I actually can't call it. That's another email address. How many emails you have in your contact?

I don't know. Half of them are. Okay. Just all right, well, I was hoping for a girl, but yeah, sure. Just give him a call and just really wrote about life. Hey, hold on, what are you going to say? I don't fucking know. Okay, yeah, let's get it, hit it.

Let's see how it's going. I just got a preface. Is the map that I always talk about. Disconnected. Oh, he changed his number on us. Yeah, that's me and CJ's best friend that I always talk about. I've done three randoms and they're all duds. Oh, keep going.

Let's see you come up with one, Mike. Done one. Okay, here you go. Mike's spinning. Mike's spinning. I'm scared now. All right. This chick I used to work with at Zorba's.

All right, call her. Oh, my gosh. Hey, I'm still working at Zorba? Oh, man, dude. See how long you can go for it. Just be really, what's up? At the tone, please record your message. Oh, what the fuck?

Send you straight to voicemail, dude. I don't even know that this. Call him. Call him. Are you worried? That's a guy, though. I think it'd be funny if it's like a... All right.

Apparently, we only can call girls. Fine, okay. I'll call this guy. Hello? Hey, uh, what's going on? Not much. Nice. Yo, what's up?

What are you doing? What are you doing? doing? We're just at some bar. Oh, nice. Which one? We're at. I'll come meet you.

Oh, wait, no. Are you? You said you're having governs? What? I have no idea. Wow, for a troll, for a troll master, that was, that was rough. I was just trying to make it awkward. I was trying to make it awkward.

I felt awkward for you. No, you did, you did a great job of that. I don't even know who that was either. He definitely didn't know who you were, dude. Are you at whatever? You're like, dude. Is it a local number? Like, is it a, Ken, you can't be all up in arms about him not seeing when you're looking.

I mean, I. I don't even know. Local number. Like, I love this. Like, I wanted to find someone in my contacts who I genuinely don't know. Fire it. Oh, I know exactly what that was.

Damn. Fuck. Who was it? Dude, everyone's pussy-in-out. I called my first one. So did CJ. You got lucky they didn't pick up. Well, I'll do it again.

I kind of want to just do this on the reg. This is fun. This is funny. State bank. Can I talk to the Sandman, please? Oh my gosh, yes. Ask for my mom. And just say, like, it's Ben.

Hi. Is, uh, can he there? Just a second. So be funny. Mike, is there anything I should say to her? Say, Michael lost his debit card and he needs a new one. He's sorry about that. Who can I tell her?

calling for Ben Ben? Ben? I don't know if I want to do this. Fuck this. I don't want to do it. No way, you hung up?

I hung up. Oh, man, we were so close. I like... No, because then Mike's mom would have just been like... Well, why doesn't he call? Why doesn't he call? Yeah, and then we would have gone, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I'll go, hi, mom. I can't believe you wist on that. All right. We got one more number in here. Someone else give it. Ryan, you give him a call. I really want to see Ken have it happen. Go through, see if you can get one.

Ben, you pick someone in his phone. No, I'm going to do somebody random, and then Ryan's going to call somebody. Yeah, I'll do it. I'm looking, dude. Like, I can't see that. Dude, I made that kid feel so uncomfortable. Why are you looking so hard then? He has my phone number, too.

Dave Sherbrooke. No, no, no. Wait, why are you guys so scared? It's a phone call. It's up, Brad. It's up going to Dave. How much? What's happening?

Oh, we're just filming a podcast. Oh, dude. What are you doing? I just thought we'd get your opinion on some stuff. You better have stuff, Ken. Okay, hold on. I don't know anything you said because I'm in the middle of bum-fucking Egypt. Hold on.

Okay, what was that now? No, that was that no, Grant? So, so what do you think about your truck? What truck? You know, you're red one. You know, you read one. Oh, you mean my Ford? The one I'm driving now?

Yeah, yeah, that one. I don't know. It's okay. No, Raptor. I wish it was a Raptor. Ah, there it is. What about your track? What about that green thing?

What green thing? All right, we'll see you later, Dave. Ken, dude. Oh, my gosh. Ken, that was. You could have done so much better, but you just tell him, we're on a podcast, right away. Defeast the whole purpose.

You never know what Dave is going to say. He got to like preface. How funny with that conversation. If you would have just left it awkward, hey, we're asking about your truck. Yeah, no, I get it. You panic. You broke the rules.

Dave's great. You'd been awesome on the podcast. You get to randomly call somebody, everyone else has. Yeah, I told you're right. I still, I want to get a success one. You know, though. Dude, I, I feel like. I feel like I kind of did this already

when we were trying to get into the club in Vegas someone sent me the number and was like call this guy he'll help you get in but he was a number off so I just called some random dude and I was like it's loud I'm like hey why do I tell him at the door and he's like I think you got the wrong number and I'm like what no I'm at the door

what do I do when I get in it was it was real bad I'm really nervous I'm the only one who's giving up my phone to make have Ken make the selection looking with his eyes he hasn't even tried to know I can't see at this angle, though. Why you put your eyes down, then? You could look at me. You are so lasered on it.

Somehow got Jason right away. Oh, my gosh, dude. Ken, you are so good at picking our friends. Sawyer? Just Sawyer. There you go. Call that. It's not one of them.

Call Sawyer up. Who is this? Where's my phone? Today you're talking soya. Oh, man, dude, your heart does get racing. You can't tell them, like, I'm on a podcast. Or like, I'm doing contact roulette.

I'm on a podcast. You got to just, like, make them be like, what the, like, when they hang up, they're just really confused as to why you called them. Well, I can guarantee Dave is really confused as to why Ken called him. Okay, bye, Dave. I was wondering what you think of your truck. Oh, I mean, it's all right. Okay, bye, Dave.

What about that green thing? What green thing? Bye, Dave. Dude, you know he called Jake immediately after. is Ken on drugs? Probably. I think he called him Grant. Yeah, you're going to have to be your name too, dude.

Oh, man, this is nerve-wracking. Okay. Just wait for him to ultimately hang up on you. I think most people don't pick their phones up. Nowadays, they're so worried. I mean, shoot a text. Feel my heart. I'll see if he calls back.

It was a Wisconsin. Yeah, another one. I'm going to try one here. Oh, he's calling back. Act like, I'd be like, why are you calling me? Act like he didn't call. Hey, hey, what's up, man?

What's up? What's you up to? What are you doing? Ah, just hanging. Hoping to get down with work. May you head out for a bit. He's chilling. Yeah, it's chilling.

How about you, man? What'd you do? you this week. You know what I am? Yeah, no, I just saw that, uh, saw you called me. No, I didn't call you. Oh, you didn't? I'm sorry.

I thought I, I thought I answered this. Well, you called me first. Oh, I did? I don't know. I don't think I did. Who do you think this is? I can hear, I can hear dumbass in the background. Which dumbass is the question, I guess, you know?

I can hear dumbass in the background. Who's dumbass? The guy that's whispering, Sawyer. Who are I? Who are you actually? Yeah, I can hear his laugh. Sorry, that must, that was just my lookout. I'm not going to lie I almost got excited I thought I won the truck

I'm sorry man we're doing contact roulette on the podcast and we came across your number and I'm trying to remember where or how I got your number you got it from Chase oh Chase Yatch right I don't he's standing right by you no actually he's not So Chase is dumbass

I was confused who Dumbass was I've got a lot of them Oh okay okay Well my bad My buddy from high school Yeah okay I was

I mean I never actually bought anything To win the truck But for some reason I thought I was winning Oh man I'm sorry I didn't mean to break your heart like that Well thanks for calling me back So why did you call we're doing uh we're doing contact roulette on our podcast it was set up to have ken call some girl

but it didn't work and then now here i am calling you what the fuck well it was good chat with you brother here i'll tell uh dumb ass hi from you next time i see him yeah i'll do it as well next time you see him let him know that you just happen right sounds good don't let your meat loaf yeah how long is that two minutes 20 bucks That's pretty good, Ryan. Dude, I can hear a dumbass laughing.

In the back guy, I'm like, dude, dumb ass. So he could hear me. Okay, so we have to all be really quiet. I think with speaker, it picks up a lot. Justin just fired a text to Chase, and he probably hasn't texted him in many, many months and said, dumbass.

That's funny. I want a child. Yeah, we got to get you on, and Ken's got to have one, too. Is that? My buddy from call. He used to be the president of Ryan's fraternity. Oh, gosh.

No, I don't think he was the president. Oh, shit. I'm so intrigued where this one's going to go. Hello? How are you doing? You remember me? Who is this? This is Micah. Lesnar?

Sandman. Oh, yeah. From NDSU. How are you? Yeah, yeah, doing well. I am wondering if you are still in Fargo, because I need some help. I'm not. I actually live in Denver.

Okay, I could probably get to Denver. What do you need help with? I, my truck broke down. And where are you? In Fargo. Hmm I don't know how I can help you Maybe

You could get a hold of Ryan for me Ryan I works Yeah I have not talked to Ryan since like 2017 Good guy though Yeah I agree That's how I felt Calling you

But I was just out of options man Is this a prankle? No, I was just working down the contact list in a tough spot here, and I was like, maybe he's still around. Well, I wish I could help. I don't really know that many people in the area anymore, but, I mean, you would probably have more contact information on Ryan than I would. There's no way.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Well, I got a jet for a meeting here in 7. minutes private what private jet uh i wish well have a great weekend and don't let your meatloaf

thanks bye dude he is like while michael has officially gone on drugs he's on drugs dude there's always a bit of a weird oh but i'm just waiting for the call to come through on that one

he doesn't even remember like how does he not have run number wasn't that's how i met him i'm just working my way down the contact list holy crap okay now that was a good one just because like my face is red like i just feel like he's just like is this a prank call i'm like nah no i think you played that really well that was i love when i was like uh my truck broke down i'm jammed up in fargo but i could probably make it to denver you know he's like playing this playing this back and he's like okay all me because his truck broke down but he still wanted my help but he still wanted my help Even knowing I was in Denver.

What did you think I could do? Hey, man. They told me to call you. All right. We'll wrap this up. I don't know. You know, that one was good.

We'll wrap this up with Ken getting a confirmed call. Yep. This is so fun. This is like a prank call kids. Remember when you're like 14? You know, you just got a cell phone. You start prank calling.

But I just love to hop up on here. The goal here is to leave them as confused as possible. That's what you want. But also, Keep them on for at least one. Yeah, like really make them just, like, when they hang up, they're just like, what, what, why did he call? Mike left him. Like, how long was that?

Just the, how long was that, Mike? You go, Ken. This is lit. The other podcast. Stop saying that, Ken. Yeah, you can't say you're on a podcast and you can't say it's a prank call. Give away 24 winner. That would be too mean.

I do feel bad that that Sawyer guy thought that, uh, he was winning the truck. When he said, I didn't buy anything, but I still got excited. Give him a nickname. What's going on, dude? How about much? Do you have plans for the weekend? Who is this? It's Garrett.

What? Garrett. You still in Fargo? Oh, Garrett, hit him with the Garrett, dude. He's like, why does he say Grant Matthews, Garrett? It's G. All right, let me call someone. Did you ever get anyone, Ben?

Well, Micah's mom. And then you bailed, dude. That's so unlike you to bail from a prank, dude. Actually, because you had the go ahead. No idea who this is. Perfect. There we go. Oh, man.

hello hello hi hi hi how you doing what's up hey what's going on nothing what are you doing nothing just chilling why are you calling are you still uh are you still in sales um no i'm actually i'm in hair now oh you are yeah are you taking clients i am i need a haircut so bad actually you can come see me whenever you want can i come see you next week if you want yeah are you in the cities oh are you in the cities yeah no i'm in fargo well if you want to make the drive out you're more than welcome to okay well i'm probably not going to do that um i'm just sorry i was just calling you back what's uh what's going on calling me back yeah i didn't call you

said i said i was a prank no i'm just calling you back from what my phone my phone I feel like something's going on. Me too. I did not call you. Oh. What's happening? Is this a prank? No. Are you messing with me?

No. Then why'd you call me? I have no idea. what's happening. I feel like you're doing something. What have you doing? I don't know. Something for social media or something.

I don't know. No. All right. Well, I'm going to go then. Okay. I'm sorry about that. Okay. Bye, Ben.

Yep, but. What's that? 2.20. I can't roast you, but the troll master's here. I didn't know what else to say. Weak. I got a text her We

She's soaking I was just waiting for like one left turn Like it was just like Kind of just dragging along And I was like just one left turn And we just Maybe like ask her about her Cars extended warranty or something

Then you just know it's a prank Hey how's it going Yeah I'm doing like extended warranties now It'd really be convinced I think I just saw he posted A new YouTube video Last night

Yeah it's a side bit That we're trying to start up man all right ken come on oh yeah we still got ken dude let me just pick one cj you've only called one so far can you've called no one i've called like three people i just got to get this in yeah my guy answered sandy you're trash who is that jake dude jake and dave are together they're like what is what's going on dude let's let's call this person they recently

they called me. What? Hey, I'm just returning your call. Yeah, actually I was just going to call. Wait, Ken just does business.

Yeah, those are looking to ship midweek, next week. No, this person's like somebody I don't know that called me.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is all from Ken's phone number being leaked. Uh,

that's calling this is. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up with you? Uh, not too much. What do you got going on?

Uh, I'm just driving. Oh, yeah. Who is this? Hey, I've been meaning to, like, talk to you, like, about your car's extended warranty. Have you ever thought of doing one of those? I have to have them already.

Oh, do you want another one? Um, I could run it past my wife quick. Yeah, like, do you want to, like, can I talk to her? Yeah, I'm driving without her, though. Oh, that's too bad. Yeah She abused Is she abused?

Yeah The car or the white Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Oh what What model

Uh again I mean Yeah Any bolt on modifications All right. Got any bolt-ons on there? Any what? Any bolt-ons?

What's the bolt-off? Yeah, like some bolt-on modifications. Uh, no. Only stock. You're looking to do some bolt-ons? No. All right, have a good one. Jesus.

I love Ken's outro. The frick was that. That was beautiful. Yo, Ken, I miss. calls from that person when you were in Utah. You might be a salesman for extended warranties. You kept him on the line. But you gave that guy an extended warranty pitch and then he said, I got to talk to my wife,

which is the first step in the, that's like putting your foot in the door and then say, well, I was really hoping to just sell you on it right now. And he stayed on the line. And then you said, can I talk to her? And he's like, sure. Well, she's not with. Dude, great, great execution on that. I love your outro.

It's just like, ah, I'm bored to you. Okay, see you, dude. That was a minute and a half. Not bad, not bad. I'll just, let's try one more here. Too much fun, dude. Yeah, this dude. Who the heck was that calling you, Ken?

Somebody that tried to call me while we were in Utah, and no idea who they are. They had a kid when I answered. You call has been forwarded to voice fail. The person you're trying to reach is not available. At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up. I'm show broke if it cost me a nickel to shit, I'd have to fart.

All right. All right, that's good. He left a receipt on that one, brother. Did you have that number? No, no, like it was similar to Ken's like, we get a lot of, yeah, a lot of random calls And sometimes they're like, not that they need their name to come up But like, I've gotten like seven calls from this fella as well

I'm so broken because of nickel the shit I'd have to fart I got that, I actually got that from Evan And he actually got that from an old fella Up in the Northwoods So I can't claim that joke But that shit is funny That's classic That is classic

Dude, it's gonna be so confused when he hears that voice now dude everybody's going to be confused we left six people more confused than they thought they could possibly be at the end of the day well on that note yeah it's a beautiful thing word is already spreading that we are going nuts it's true for you dude yeah god damn that was my ex-girlfriend's best friend you know she hopped on yeah so he's officially a lunatic now i always knew you'd be better off without him basically everyone we'd call the things we lost our mind And you've also lost your mind if you haven't got entered to win our truck yet. So head over to the website, seboysTV.com.

$5 gets you one entry. And stay tuned for the videos in the podcast coming up. And I'm glad you enjoyed this one. Thank you guys. Peace. Let's go.