Life Wide Open with CboysTV - How CboysTV Celebrated 2 Million Subscribers

Episode Date: April 18, 2023

 In today's podcast we break down the last few weeks of travel, celebrating crossing the 2 MILLION subscriber mark (Thanks Everyone ❤), wedding plans, and much more. Thanks to our sponsors! Get y...our wireless plan for $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. All right. Let's talk about some juicy stuff. This is boys only. Welcome back to the longest hiatus we've had of this podcast studio.
Starting point is 00:00:25 A boys only, yeah, podcasts. Like, how long has it been since we've been here? For sure. month it's weird i'd say no more than that it feels good to be home i was over at the pub earlier day and like people were like hey where you been really everyone was wondering well because you went you went sober right for sober for a month because i was on the road yep yep uh you you quit drinking at home exactly because we're on the road exactly cj keeps telling us like yeah ever since i quit drinking and i'm like you didn't quit drinking he's like well at home
Starting point is 00:01:00 But he left. He was going on half the time right there. You're cutting it in half. That's damn near quitting. No, it feels good to be back, though. Appreciate all the support on the last couple of podcasts with the guest. But something feels good about the boys only. Sometimes you can't beat a good old boys only podcast, you know.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I think we do it well. Oh, 100%. I hate to do our own horn, but, like, I think when we get, what are you doing? Ken, you already bored? Ken, dude. What are you doing, bro? Ken hadn't had to be James. Amy for three weeks and completely forgot how good I'm trying to get the ad John
Starting point is 00:01:34 okay okay Ryan already hit the ads speaking of no just kidding gosh dude last night I'm not going to lie to you guys I'm feeling it from our celebration last night oh hungover yeah yeah but you got to admit last night you were also feeling it last night I was feeling it too we hit two million subscribers yesterday and we went out and we celebrated it was so great we we were out filming in the field that was already fun in itself and we didn't really have a plan which almost made it more fun and then we hit two million as we're out like water skipping the snowmobiles and we were just like this is so awesome oh really the celebration started yeah i couldn't have felt more opposite of like hitting a million was like the one of the greatest moments of my life
Starting point is 00:02:20 and hitting two million almost i wasn't let down but i i felt nothing what did you expect no i agree it was one of those things it's like it didn't change anything well i mean it never does change anything that's true that's true i think one million was uh such a such a mile marker milestone thank you so thank you a milestone i that felt wrong saying one those green mile mark one million um and obviously two two is an extremely uh i don't know if i'd say prestigious achievement but a lot less people hit two million than one million um so i'm super proud of us and i said we're the first youtube channel we're not the first youtube channel to hit two million but we are the first youtube channel and cormrots hit two million yep and we should be
Starting point is 00:03:12 damn proud of that i agree but i mean dude yesterday was like i'm never going to forget yesterday i don't know why it was just like fun from wake up until sleep we celebrated but but we worked we filmed So what do we do? How do we celebrate? Just got wicked drunk. Took out that new sprinter. We celebrated the only way we know how. It was a sneaky celebration too, because I don't think we really had those intentions,
Starting point is 00:03:37 which is sometimes the greatest times. No, I was saying that I did not. I wanted to go home fairly early, get some sleep. It's been a busy week. And then I had three margaritas at dinner. And then things changed. And next thing you know, me and Ryan are sleeping at the shop in the guest. from there's two beds chill there's two beds but uh yeah it's been a while since we crashed out
Starting point is 00:04:00 at the shop like that and then mike was pretty pissed actually because we took his bed i was wondering about that yeah i was like did you wake up when i went in there no it was just so funny because i was like oh dude i was super tired i got to bed and then i like go to rip the covers off you know i hop in and i like grab ben's ankle and then he's like oh and i was like whoa there are two people in here all right Mike why don't you go home like it's too far you live like under 15 minutes it's like a 12 minute drive 12 to 15 depending on how fast you drive so far so Mike just pretty much lives at the shop yeah when is the last time that you spent a night at your home like a month ago no way before the RV trip of course you've gone but like every morning I come here to work
Starting point is 00:04:46 and Mike's Broncos here and I go oh wow Mike's here early and I go no he's this late you don't He's just you're late. You can't really complain about sleeping on the couch, though, because I walk in here all the time when you're the only one that stayed here and you'll be sleeping on the couch. Yeah, I'd say before, but I haven't slept on. I haven't slept on the couch in, like, a couple, three months. When's the last time you, like, properly got ready for bed?
Starting point is 00:05:08 Like, you know, like didn't just go and crash with all your clothes on that you wore the whole day. I don't know. Every time I go to Sydney's, I guess. Okay. Super properly. So a couple days ago. Super properly? Super properly, like put the jammy pants on.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Really? Yeah. You sleep in jammies? I don't, I don't know. I'd never been a big pajama guy. Like, they're overrated. If it's super hot, obviously, you can't. But, like, yeah, I've worn pajama pants.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Like, most of my life, it's weird. Really? Yeah. It's really weird. Dude, you know, I can picture Mike walking around high school wearing pajamas pants? No, never, never. Hardly even sweatpants. No.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Get out of here with that. You can't wear pajama pants in public. Obviously, you can if you want, but, like, it's not a good look. The Danny Duncan. Yeah. Yeah. He pulls it off pretty well. Obviously, he made it his signature.
Starting point is 00:05:55 But yeah, like, I'm a pretty big advocate for that. Try to wear jeans and khakis and shit. Dude, I honestly, I agree with what you're saying, though. I never would really wear sweatpants. I still don't because I don't feel like I'm, like, prepared for the day then. Yeah, you don't feel like you got ready. Yeah, you don't feel like you're in, you know, go mode. You just feel like you're laying around being lazy, you know?
Starting point is 00:06:16 I was just telling Ryan about this. There's such a difference now that you can get, like, job. That are like premium. Let's say you buy some Lulu Lemon high quality joggers. They don't look like sweatpants. Yeah, or true classic. But then, so like Ken has a lot of Lulu pants. They're nice.
Starting point is 00:06:32 They're still super comfy and he looks ready to go. Normal. And then yesterday you were wearing the Army green sweatpants that we have. Just some joggers in a nice comfy size. And I'm like, damn, Ken is lounging today. Like just in his head. Yo, he was lounging until next thing I know he's standing on top of the suburban been smashing in the windshield with a skateboard.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, Ken, you went wild yesterday, bro. Who has the iPhone video of that? I do. Can you just pop that up? Can we play that and react to it? So funny. Well, Ken was all liquored up last night. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Now Ken's calling the call. Ken, Ken, Ken, what are you doing? The worst part is that if it goes through and you hang up, they still have to, like, call you back to be like, yo. No, you have to stay on. I did this one time. You have to stay on and then say, hey, I'm sorry, I called you on accident. And they still take your information down and everything.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Yeah, sometimes they do. Oh, I got in big trouble one day this winter. I was driving to, I was driving to Elander's apartment in D.L. And there was this like big storm. It was kind of like an ice storm in the fall. And power line came down and was sparking on the ground. It was lighten the field on fire. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:07:44 And I would go, you know what? I should be a good Samaritan and call the police. and let them know that there is an arcing power line in a field right now. So I call and I put you through to the fire department. They put me through. I explained the whole deal and they were like, great. Thank you. Have a good night.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Then about five, 10 minutes later, my mom texted me. He goes, hey, what's going on? And I thought she was just texting me to be like, what's up? How is your night? So I ignored her. And then she texted me again and was like, you know, kind of like prodding was like, what are you up to? And I ignored her again because I didn't.
Starting point is 00:08:18 didn't see my phone. And then she called me and she was like, are you okay? Because it notified because I'm on my parents' phone bill. Yeah, yeah. Still, apparently it notifies my mom when I call the police. It says like your 911 receipt. So she thought that we were in trouble.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah, of course. Really? Yeah. Oh, I'd imagine she was probably pretty concerned. Yeah. And by I told her, I was like, listen, if you want to know if I'm alive, you've got to come in with a better question than, hey, what's up? That is pretty casual.
Starting point is 00:08:43 But that also shows that she probably wasn't that surprised. Nine o'clock on a Tuesday. um yeah all right so last night ken was all liquored up the rest of us were trying to get work done but he was just i mean he'd been drinking all day i think you had the second fewest drinks behind mike he had been drinking all day long and he was just two sheets still the wind so let me see if i can pull this up i would like to take this moment to say thank you to everybody who's been watching this podcast and if you are new or or not please subscribe i thought you were about to us with an ad.
Starting point is 00:09:17 One percent of this podcast is an ad. And I have to do it. I have to pay the bills. Ken keeps wrecking shit just like this with this video we're about to see. I love that. Ryan genuinely is paying the bills with these ads. Yeah, I appreciate that, Ryan. And I'm taking the heat for it too.
Starting point is 00:09:33 I don't think you get that much hate. If it was me or CJ doing it, man, the comments would be fired up. No, they would be too. Yeah, they do kind of get after us for doing it.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Well, it's hard because you guys can't read. It does make it difficult. They should be happy for us. Two years ago when we hit a million subscribers, our family threw this celebration party for us. And there was like, you know, plastic chairs and tables. And then they got like this custom one million cake made. And after everyone left, we were celebrating.
Starting point is 00:10:09 And we pretty much destroyed the entire shop. We smashed all the chairs, body slamming through the tables. you know, celebrating a million. As we do. As we do and as I'm... We're all drunk. I would like to think pretty on par, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:26 So this year, when 2 million hit, we were like, damn, how are we going to top that? Well, progressively got a little bit more and more chaotic throughout the night, and it ended with this. Now play the video. Don't get you on the hook. Ken is very good.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Dude, can you sweatpants? That's how I'm talking about, yes. They are comfy. I got to give them that. Yeah, yeah. Seaboycev.com, man. Dude, the one, there's so many things to smash a windshield with in the shop, and then you guys grab my skateboard, which I really didn't care about.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Boy, why's Evan all wet? Oh, you just guys on watching cops. What's Ben trying to kick up both the headlights? I think everyone was completely delirious. We're having a lot of fun So if we hit 3 million subscribers When? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, we're going to
Starting point is 00:11:23 But if we hit it this year But I think just in general, when we hit 3 million We're going to buy a house and destroy the house Okay, that I've said that as a joke You show up to celebrate a joke And we just can like, you know, we're celebrating And then all of a sudden wrecking the house And then started on fire and leave
Starting point is 00:11:41 I don't think that should be a joke I think we should actually do that Well, Mark's farmhouse comes to mind. Break it down. Like on the land, the Mark's farm where we go, like, run the mowers and ran over the swing set. He has a house that has good bones, but it's, like, pretty trash. Like, it's not livable at all. That's what I imagine.
Starting point is 00:11:58 You just go in there. I think that house just needs a little TLC. Yeah. I don't think it's like, just like, all right, this is the house. We're going to destroy. It needs a new roof. It needs a new roof. Oh, okay, but I mean, more of it's like living in it.
Starting point is 00:12:14 He's just like, dude, let's break his house. This thing is garbage. So since this isn't a joke, what do you have in mind? Like an actual, like, half burned abandoned house? I was thinking like a nice brand new house in a neighborhood. Oh. Yeah, I definitely think it should be in the neighborhood. I'm so confused because I just said Mark's house was like kind of like worth maybe.
Starting point is 00:12:34 That would be like the type of house you'd want to destroy for what our ideas. I want to destroy my friend's house. Well, I get it. But you guys love destroying Mark's farm. I mow his lawn there. Yeah, dude, I took down a swing set that he wanted removed. Mark checks his security cameras, and it was Ken who body slammed the barn, and that's why I felt down. Yeah, Mark's whole shed blew down and blew into tints camper and his pontoon and it's a mess.
Starting point is 00:13:01 And we were going to keep a bunch of stuff there. Yeah, you're right. And, man, yeah, that could be bad. Well, to be fair, though, it would have been like the shambo. So we wouldn't have been out much. The shambo and the limo. It would have been fine. Yeah, no, I think that's a great idea, though.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I think it's such a good idea. And I look forward to hitting $3 million. So, yeah, stay tuned for that. I can't promise we're going to do that. I'm in. I think we should. You know how much a house cost, Ben? Clearly not.
Starting point is 00:13:29 We'll still have the land afterwards. I know of a house, and one of us already owns it. It's in Detroit Lakes. It's pretty old. My rental house. I have to evict my tenants. Yeah, you're rental house. We could do that.
Starting point is 00:13:43 We could. I would love that actually Because then we have to buy it from you Yeah It'd be like Ryan in his Hummer Ryan's like What if we're about What if we celebrate in my Hummer
Starting point is 00:13:53 Like guys What if you know it'd be a good video bit If we like destroyed my Hummer You guys already do It's buried in a snowbank It's not destroyed Well You broke my door handle
Starting point is 00:14:06 The handle was broken already You had a replacement door handle In the back seat Ryan just face it You're driving that home probably for the rest of your life okay that is a funny picture oh I mean yeah like you could replace
Starting point is 00:14:24 some parts on it but I'm just picturing second day he owns it he has to drive for the rest of his life oh fuck I might need an engine swap this this sounds bad but like what if you actually the three cars that you own right now you had to drive for the rest of your life pf you got rid all of them there's yeah there's tough things about all of them that that i don't want you to just take over on
Starting point is 00:14:48 you can admit you know the suspension in the z r one other than that things amazing zl one sorry and then the cabriolet is so fun but it's so rough around the edges and then the hummer honestly we have destroyed it bro you can hear that thing ticking before you see it's coming down the rubber and the cabriolet though i i'm really i think i want to sample some of the cabriolet noises when it starts for like some edm music because it makes some funny sounds wait which one right i got to ask you man yeah out of your three vehicles which one's your favorite dude i don't really have a favorite how do you have three vehicles and you hate all of them like how do you end up like that most people have one vehicle but you manage to get three that you don't
Starting point is 00:15:35 like how do you manage to put yourself in that position dude i don't know maybe i'm just not Good with cars. Dude, but riddle me this. It's pretty much everything you buy, the stand of jet ski. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Go on. Go on.
Starting point is 00:15:55 I guess I'm blanking. You guys got anything? Yeah, honestly. Honestly, I just might be that I'm hard on shit. I'm just glad you guys haven't talked them back into going to his F-150. Realistically, it's all been downhill ever since you sold your T-C. oh shit no you had your TRX that TRX was sick
Starting point is 00:16:15 what did you mean yeah no he had some dope vehicles but he had to get rid of them because they were too cool I didn't feel right that imposter syndrome I forgot about both those well they were all
Starting point is 00:16:26 all my cars are great in theory I just didn't buy the right ones yeah honestly Ryan please don't change you make it is pretty funny you putting yourself in these positions makes amazing content so can I hear this story
Starting point is 00:16:41 now about what happened when you went to the storage unit to go take your Camaro for a joy ride on Easter with Alondra? You were saying it was a whole disaster. Oh, God. Because you've been, so just for, you know, just to give a little context to the listeners, Ryan obviously does not like driving his Hummer. And that's really the only vehicle he has that he can drive in the winter. So he'll sometimes drive the company truck, but the Hummer or his girlfriend's Impala.
Starting point is 00:17:07 And he's just been talking for the, I mean, since, since winter even started, man, I can't wait to get my Carmaro out and just, just drive that thing. I want to drive that thing, man. I hate it much. I just want to drive that thing. He forgot that he hated it. No, I basically since like January, it's all I've been looking forward to. I'm just like, can't wait for spring to come and finally get to take my car out. And then we got the longest spring, or winter.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Right. You must be so angry driving that home. He got all eager and goes out over to take it out on Easter because he was going to drive 45 minutes to go do his thing with his mom and he had your girlfriend with. So I get to the storage unit and my car was the first one in there. So it's in the back corner behind Ben's car and boxed in by C.J's boat.
Starting point is 00:17:56 So I have to move the seema truck, C.J.'s boat and Ben's car possibly. I go, okay, well, I don't really want to move Ben's car. I'm going to move CJ's boat So I start pulling the boat out But our storage unit has so much snow around it I couldn't pull the boat All the way out of the storage unit Because like I couldn't make the corner
Starting point is 00:18:17 So I pull the boat out And then I wedge my Camaro Like back and forth a hundred times And get it out beside the boat Clear the boat And then I backed the boat back into the corner And then I had to like move jet skis And Shimmied around
Starting point is 00:18:32 I spent like two and a half hours Digging my Camaro off And O'Wondra was just sitting there? No, I went and did this before. Oh, okay. Because I was trying to get a little preparation, right? I'm also just picturing had she been there. Like, I think girls, they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:18:46 let's just take my car. See, this is the thing with boys. They just, what is he doing, shimmy's car around like this? Yeah, she's at home waiting for me. She's like, when are you coming home? I'm like, I'll be home in 45 minutes. And like two hours later, I'm still working on this. So I'm kind of in a hurry, but I'm really not trying to mess up,
Starting point is 00:19:03 CJ's boat, CJ's GTR, or Ben's car, like any of that. God damn, this is so dumb. I haven't told you guys this. So I'm back in the boat in, and I go back into the storage unit, and I go, all right, I'm pretty close, I think, to Ben's car, so I better get out and look.
Starting point is 00:19:26 Manual check. Manual check, exactly, because I'm alone. Completely blackout and forget to put the truck in park. Classic. with my boat attached with CJ's boat attached so I hop out of the truck and the truck starts moving behind me back into the storage unit with all the cars around I like scrambled through the snow jump back up in the seam of truck hit the break with my hand thankfully didn't hit the gas which would afford it in reverse through the building and then hit hit the break and then threw it in park and uh you had a hard time explaining that one that it wasn't on purpose purpose thing, you know? Exactly. So,
Starting point is 00:20:06 no. Dude, I'm thinking like the, the sema truck that you were using, right, has power running boards. If there would have been like a malfunction or had they just decided to tuck up at that moment. Or if the door had like locked in a truck, yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:18 would have been rude. But I, after that, I like stopped, walked over, turned the truck off and just like sat in the garage and was just like, I don't know how I got so lucky. I don't know what I did to deserve not wrecking everything there.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Like I'm the biggest idiot. You ever had one of those moments? All the time. Where you sit and reflect and you're just like, man, I am so fucking dumb. It's pretty much every decision I make. It's like one of those moments where you're just like,
Starting point is 00:20:42 I don't know what, but I got to change something. I know. I got to do something about this. I can't keep doing this. And so long story short, I, we go over there on Easter Sunday.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Alander's with me. I'm all excited. You know, I'm just stoked. I finally get to drive my car. we leave the parking lot, it gets stuck in the snow because there's snow everywhere. We pull it out and by about Pelican Rapids 15 minutes away, I already wanted to turn around and bring it back because it rides so fucking rough.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Like it's not bad when you're just like with yourself, like, you know, cruising around spiritedly driving. When you're trying to like, you know, be with your girlfriend and just like have a nice two-hour drive down the highway. It's just riding a two by four. And it's just like you're riding in a lumber wagon, dude. And she's like drinking water. She spilled water on herself because the bumps were so bad.
Starting point is 00:21:36 And I was like, oh, fuck. And you could just tell. She was trying to be supportive because she knew it meant a lot to me. But I'll. She was just happy. She wasn't in the Hummer. She just got done with a long winter. She was like, thank God we are not an homer.
Starting point is 00:21:52 She's just trying to drink her one. So yeah, then anyway, we go to Easter. We go back, literally on the way back, I got a freaking, I had like a headache. I was like pulling it back into this. George was like, God, I can't wait to park this thing. It's only such a bitch, and I'm sorry. I'm really not. This poor guy in his vehicles.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Maybe I'm the problem. I don't know. So, anyway, I'm trying to wedge it back in between Mike's car and CJ's car, and I'm so focused on not hitting either of those. I'm like slowly backing up, and I'm focused on this corner, and I just backed it right into the wall. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:28 I just heard this like, you're Camaro? Just this, like, crunch. No. Yeah. Did it mess it up? No, it was fine. But like, imagine.
Starting point is 00:22:37 I've gone through this whole day, this whole like 24 hours of dealing with this. And I'm just like, all right, park it. It's all done. You know, we'll back to normal. List it for sale again. List it for sale. Clean this bids up and get it on Facebook marketplace. And I come around the corner and just back it.
Starting point is 00:22:56 I'm just, I like put it in park and put my head down. And now is another moment. I was like, God, I'm so fucking dumb. I don't know what to do with myself. It's amazing that we have such a hard time selling our vehicles. Who would have thought, dude? We speak so highly of them on the internet. I'm having a hard time selling my boat, my jet ski.
Starting point is 00:23:20 We don't have deals. We're like, yeah, we actually flipped it for 500 extra bucks. That does, that will never happen to us. Dude, every time I hear of someone. Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, I bought the car and then, you know, put new tires on it. Made $1,500. I'm like, man, that must be so nice. I literally just end up scrapping mine.
Starting point is 00:23:38 That's what I mean. That's so funny. A whole new motor and transmission. Scrapping me. I don't know what. Yeah, you end up getting out of what you paid for it? Kind of. Scrap was up.
Starting point is 00:23:56 I think honestly, people are buying less stuff now, though, because like the loan. prices or whatever like the rate so like just people are buying less so now we're stuck with all the shit unless you sell it for the right price and the right price is way less always less yeah yeah yeah i i was talking to my dad and he was like yeah what what car are you going to get for the summer and i was like oh i'll probably keep driving the hummer he goes okay well just uh let me let me know and i'm going to buy another one of these uh uh uh Matt's because your car has been staining the garage floor because it leaks brake fluid and oil.
Starting point is 00:24:39 He's like, can you not park in the garage? Can you park at the end of the driveway on the gravel so you don't keep oil staining the driveway? You know what's nice, though, Ryan? Is if you don't park in the garage, maybe it leaves an open stall for Mike so Mike doesn't have to take Randy's garage spot. Maybe it may be. dude we were sitting in florida with ryan's dad randy and um i don't know how it got brought up but uh he was like yeah you know i don't mind uh i love having i love having mike and and um alandra around yeah sometimes i'll come home and mike will be parked in my garage store
Starting point is 00:25:22 that's very rare but i've been parking spot i guess Why? I don't know. You imagine coming home after a long day of work. Oh, and by the way, I don't make your daughter's boyfriend is parked in your stall. First of all, you hit that garage. I'd be like, what is going on? Opens up and you see Mike's fucking Broncos sitting in your garage stall.
Starting point is 00:25:48 His garage, your house. His garage doors made of windows. He doesn't need to open it up to find out. All right, Mike. He pulls in and he sees it. He's pulling up the driveway. He's pulling up the driveway. I've never made an executive decision to be like,
Starting point is 00:26:01 I'm parking in here today. Mike's up his room to his door and Mike's sleeping. Mike, Mike sleeping in his bed or shitting on his toilet in his room. Disrespectful. I don't know. I feel like it's, I feel like you already crossed the line a little bit of parking in his spot.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Yeah, I guess. It's a good thing Randy's nice because honestly I think if I came home and let's hypothetically say I had a daughter and her boyfriend parked in my garage spot and he was I'd be like I would literally hop in and like move it or I don't even know what I'd do it would just be like I think if you were that dad and or Randy gave me like a talking to I'd be like yeah like my bad you know didn't think you'd be home but the last thing you'd expect to have to talk to your daughter's point hey you got us quit quit parking in my garage spot I mean dude when he's like he's gone more than he's he's probably there 40% of his time so keep that in mind
Starting point is 00:26:56 let's be realistic here still is garage tall that i was told by someone who lived there that he would not be there oh i know it's just funny but yeah at the end of the day i i uh i feel it yeah if he's just like come on dude it's my garage doll that's gonna happen to mike now when he's older but i'm gonna i'll be chill about yeah you'd do the same thing i actually i might still sleep on the couch you'll have a family and a house i think i was like i haven't slept there in 30 days He's like, well, it's too far. It's too far. Ten minutes down the road.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Dude, that probably will happen to me. I'll build a house and then I'll just live there. Mike, I often think about what's going to happen if you have kids one day. You know, damn well, they're going to be calling Uncle Ken. Hey, can you bring us to school? My dad's still sleeping. Oh, I know damn well. Well, I guess that's how it'll be then.
Starting point is 00:27:49 I like to think that my life will change dramatically if I have children. But maybe Ken will be taking him to school. I'd love that. Yeah, I'd trust Ken. He'd be incredibly, yeah, I mean, that would be pretty shitty on me, but, like, actually, he'd be, he'd be a really good uncle. Ken's the manny. It would be. I think Ken's going to definitely be taking all of our kids to school one day, in the Tesla.
Starting point is 00:28:10 But by that point, he's going to have, like, a Tesla with five seats. Yeah, like, some. Or five rows. No, Ken's going to drive the sprinter van, dude. Yeah, I was like, he could just drive the sprinter. Can you imagine? Like, it's like, if he, if you got dropped off at school by Ken, Um, one time.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Yeah, it was cool. We got dropped off on the spinner, but it's just every day. He makes the rounds. He, like, hits D.L. He goes to Holly. He runs up to far. All of our kids go to different, fucking school bus. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Anyway. Kemp's the manny. Have you guys seen the, uh, the video of the guy proposing on the baseball? Yeah, what was he doing there? Ken, pop up, pop up this video I just sent you. What was he doing there? Was that? I could not believe that.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Dude, I could not believe it either. Also, I don't know why you'd go down to do that. I know. You're not a player, bro. It would have been better if he was like. That's not your field. Well, how did he think this was going to end here? Play it.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Dude, he gets rocked, bro. Oh, oh my gosh. Bro, that guy got whiplash, 100%. Yeah. I mean. And then they bounce. Like, when they land on the ground. What a shitty way to start off of marriage, man?
Starting point is 00:29:22 Yeah. Like literally getting arrested. That's all on him, too. Like, they don't. even get to enjoy this moment because now he's just like everything's been spoiled he doesn't even remember that he did it he's going to be locked in a in a jail cell yeah go back and and play the hit stick to him that yeah madden 2023 hit stick the title dodger fan oh that was head to head that's like that was a leg that was a shoulder to head it was a legal hit oh dude i don't know
Starting point is 00:29:52 Dude, he clunked his ass. You can tell that that... Oh, dude, he crunched his ass. He seems just like a little bit too power hungry. Like, I agree. He gets a little bit of authority. He seems pretty chill. Yeah, this guy wasn't doing anything.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Okay, yeah, I agree. But also, so that guy, that was the security guards time to shine. So he was like, this guy's on the field. I know I probably, he's proposing, but he's also like, F him. I'm going to just go drill him. Yeah, it's his time to shine. It might be kind of fun, too. I might get a try out with the New York Giants after this, you know.
Starting point is 00:30:26 If you're a security guard. He saw that hit, like, hey, man, we'd like you to come out to, you know, spring camp. This dude gets drafted, fourth over cross. But, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here, play the end. I've actually never seen what does end up happening. This dude doesn't know where he's at. Look at him. He's just like, what am I doing out of here again?
Starting point is 00:30:48 Bro, what is he fucking doing, dude? I would love to know It's a shitty-ass proposal What is his wife Can you pull up the... Possibly, did she even She said no after that Yeah, pull up the one
Starting point is 00:30:59 Like if there's an angle Of like what the girl does They must not have her on film In the title they literally call A disastrous proposal Which is exactly that That was bad Yeah that's gotta be one of the worst proposals
Starting point is 00:31:11 I've ever seen Yeah I don't consider myself to be like A very good romantic person But I have seen some bad proposals I feel like that's something you just you got to do you got to do it right maybe not you think you don't have to do it big yeah I think you can do it simple yeah personal maybe not in front of a ton of people I feel like the in front of a ton of people thing is always a little it is a little weird especially if it's people you don't know obviously if you know it's a little different but what do you get a big oh some cheering and then you're like but what if it's a bunch of people you don't know who cares oh she said yes oh she did yeah oh oh that's good It would have been amazing if... He's holding their hand.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Nick brace. Or in a jail cell. Like, he's got, like, his hand on the glass. That's amazing. I mean, I'm glad there's a little bit of a happy ending to the story. It's definitely a legendary proposal. No doubt about that. I did that for you, babe.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Wait, go back up. Does it say, tad bit extreme, but he's a Leo. Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine shocking up to his... Yeah, his whole actions. Yeah, but because he was born in whatever the frick month you are, be a Leo and the cops understood he checked him in
Starting point is 00:32:24 yo yo I'm a Leo oh oh oh oh that's justified dude look that player's cheering oh oh no knocks his cap right up he's like the player damn he's like dude look at him he's cheering he's happy oh
Starting point is 00:32:40 and he's like dang that's awesome if you guys propose will you do it in a uh spectacular fashion yeah no how are you going to do it that's what i mean what's you but uh i you know how you're going to do it that's dope you're going to do like a big old thing huh like it's going to be like a i don't want to i definitely definitely don't want to hype it up
Starting point is 00:33:04 definitely don't want to hype it up because then if it's not then it's like shit but um he told everyone it was going to be good yeah i am i'm going to do it in spectacular fashion oh definitely yeah shit um no i don't know i think i think i think something something that's what he chops it down to yeah i'll do something not even something cool or something yeah no i don't know i don't know honestly
Starting point is 00:33:30 but um yeah i i would want it to be at least at least good were you about to say good i think i think the thing to shoot for is like the thing to shoot for is like to have it be sentimental like it can be big and spectacular and like crazy but if you know it could be with literally just you and her and if she remembers it for the rest of her life very vividly that's the best part would you guys want it to be a part of a
Starting point is 00:33:58 part of a fucking youtube video got him a sicko but like like like we're staked up somewhere you know with hidden cameras like we think in like title and thumbnail just a bit maybe like a bit yeah i'd run it as a bit i love that towards the end i think yeah that'd be fantastic especially because like I'll film any of you guys Right it's something that you I would ask you guys to be there for Dress up as a bush Well somebody's probably yeah either way we're gonna have to yeah Yeah but I think I think it's pretty on par
Starting point is 00:34:29 And it's like legendary how many how many logging it She said yes God damn it But how many I guess you see YouTube Yeah a lot of family channels I guess Dude quite possibly the dumbest proposal Of a YouTuber that I've ever seen
Starting point is 00:34:44 Is a shockingly um the ace family oh wow that is shocking yeah i think they went skydiving and then when they landed from skydiving he told her like all right when we land let's do like family photos
Starting point is 00:35:02 when we land from skydiving so then she like could do her makeup in hair and then after that he proposed but i was like why he just do it right when you land right but he was like i know she won't want her to like her hair did not look good or makeup not look good for like the photos of it but i was like man that just seems really stupid but now knowing
Starting point is 00:35:23 that most of that's fake but like would you want to fake a proposal like that just for a youtube video if the views were no i'm just kidding no i wouldn't do that i feel like it just gets so phony dude the line gets so blurred if you start doing uh like relationships type of stuff for YouTube like you're proposing because you're like this would be a great video that bad deal you're like much of a pinch you're like oh shit I don't have a title and thumbnail they do that for kids though like I think family YouTubers have more kids because their views go up when they have kids oh definitely and like that's a huge thing it's another opportunity for them to turn them into hopefully talent it's like us buying another R6
Starting point is 00:36:10 literally would you guys uh do a family channel if you had kids i i would but i don't know if i actually will but i would yeah honestly i'd be like into it like i'm i'm not that opposed to it like i wouldn't do it in like a i'd do it in like a norm like it wouldn't be anything that crazy i don't think i think i'd do it like how roman at would kind of does it where it's just kind of cut and dry and it just be like you're just showing what's going on and it would it would work maybe because people are still kind of genuinely interested. It'd be its own channel. It wouldn't be, you know.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I think there's two types of family channels. This is CJ breaking the news to us. I think I'll watch her in C-Boys TV into a family channel. And we're just, yeah. There's two types of family channels, and it really just comes down to. There's female-ran family channels, and there's male-ran family channels.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Roman Outwood, great example. He's very entertaining for me to watch still, like, you know, even though it's still, it's not something I'm really into it. but if it's a female ran family channel it is much more about being a mom and being yeah that's i guess so i'm just saying like you know she goes in like vlogs her getting Starbucks that shit is all ring but i think for girls girls guys watch that shit though exactly but i mean also there's just so many different different interests on a wide scale of people but i think it'd be
Starting point is 00:37:30 really cool to show like your kid growing up but i don't know I don't know if I'd want that on the internet and on camera for those reasons. And I also know, I also know like the mentality that we get into to make YouTube videos and I would not want to bring my family into that. Yeah. Like I wouldn't. That's true. There was a channel that got in trouble for that shit.
Starting point is 00:37:53 I can't remember what it was, but they were like, it was like child abuse basically because they were pulling pranks and shit on them for videos. And it was just like, I don't exactly know too much, but it can get very nasty with like the children, YouTube. but that's a good point like the sometimes extremely stressful mindset that it takes to get ourselves moving and shape something up and putting your kids to like or your wife
Starting point is 00:38:18 also it's like you say like what I said like yeah I mean I just keep it cut and dry simple it is what it is and then next thing I know it's like if you start dipping I'm like we got to do something big I got the family in front of what what can we do to step this up all right Jimmy
Starting point is 00:38:33 shoot some ideas you need to break your leg during this basketball game. And he's like, damn it, Jimmy, you're bringing nothing to the table. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's like, I'm free. I don't have, um, we could build
Starting point is 00:38:44 Legos. And you're like, that's it? Legos? We did that last week. What would we title it though? What, Jimmy builds Legos part three? He'll give us a fuck, Jimmy. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:38:57 I'd still be down to do it. No, we'd have to, I'd have to check it out. It could be fun. Or it could be a lot of work and jeopardize your whole family. That too. that's one of those gambols hey if i was a gambling man which i am oh man too good good last boys uh are we already done no no no no no it's like oh shit you guys want to know something i love
Starting point is 00:39:22 of course our sprinter van that's why i didn't know if you guys wanted to talk about it earlier i love our sprinter van i wish we would have got a little bit more in depth on it on the story from what happened last night but that that i mean it was that's that's my favorite vehicle by far that we own and it and it became i agree too it became my favorite very quickly one ride it's just so awesome man you're cruising around back there you feel so cool you're jamming you got TVs going you're watching you know youtube youtube or music videos and yeah it's it's a wild way to get around it feels like a private jet but for the road yeah i love it whenever we pull up somewhere and you go and like the door opens because it's kind of incognito it just
Starting point is 00:40:07 really looks like any other sprinter van you don't necessarily look at it and think like oh this is some luxury like sprinter you know you just not and then we'll open the door and people will just see this door open up and like you look in and you see like the lights glowing and the and people literally stop me like what what the and then 10 people pile out of it yeah and then they kind of like crowd around we come hopping out we're filming close the door just keep moving Yeah, it's a fantastic vehicle, though. And I never, honestly, I didn't really get the hype of it because, like, we're not the first YouTuber to, like, buy a sprinter van
Starting point is 00:40:41 because it isn't a really good way to get around with a big crew. I feel like every YouTuber has one. I mean, not every YouTuber, but I mean, ours is like Steve will do what I'd say. It's very similar to that. And then Logan Paul has one. I mean, there's just tons of people that have it because it's just the best way to get around with your crew. And we kind of bought it, like, site on. unseen.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah. We had it delivered while we were, so we were on our RV trip. It popped up on this wholesale car club that we're a part of. Very elite Facebook. Ryan thought we'd been looking for a while and this one was legit like 50 grand cheaper than any of the other ones that we were looking and it was perfect. I mean, like perfect. It was maybe even better than the other ones.
Starting point is 00:41:26 So we were like, Ryan hits them up and was just like, we'll take it. We're going on the road. had it delivered while we were gone. So we came home and got to, like, get to see that. It was pretty sick. A little surprise for us. I would say super nice. We need to think about this.
Starting point is 00:41:41 I think you're just used to. Letting Ryan take care of the buying process. I know. When you start going, yep, Ryan bought it. It was way cheaper than expected. Like, these are all red flags, dude. You are right. You are right.
Starting point is 00:41:53 So, I mean, at least you cleared your, you know, cleared your record a little bit. One for five. Helped it. Me and CJ are taking our grandparents. oh yeah to my sister's graduation but it's like five hours away and we're taking them down in the sprinter van we hired ken to be the driver we still got to get that tuxedo figured out and ken you got to be you got to be dialed in yes so you got to be dialed in opening the door you know we got to have our grandparents ready for them they're older because they're
Starting point is 00:42:23 grandparents and they need to be treated nicely oh we're gonna rock stars well yeah we are I'm going to be treated like VIPs. We're going to be loaded up with beer in there. Champagne for grandma. Beer for grandpa. Wine for grandma. So I wasn't going to go to the graduation because I don't, I mean, not that I'm not proud or anything, but I just, I kind of figured I'm probably don't have much reason to go.
Starting point is 00:42:47 But then your mom, I ran into her and she was like, you and Ben should go down with grandma and grandpa to the graduation in your spring. So you heard it. Damn, dude. Your mom's coming up with video ideas now? Yeah, I told her, no. I don't think she, I don't think she necessarily was thinking for video. Because the way she proposed it to me and immediately in my head, it clicked, I was like, that'll be super funny.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Yeah, I'm really glad that you actually came, you know, with the same mindset because when my mom was like, yeah, grandma and grandpa are going and I was like, oh, well, maybe we could take the sprinter van down. And then I was thinking like, oh, fuck, we got that. That'd be great. That'd be amazing. because the channel loves Grandpa Ron, too, and he's so funny. But I was like, oh, I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't really want to pitch that.
Starting point is 00:43:37 And then, because then it's for my sister's graduation. And I'd be like, yeah, let's make a video out of it. And then they'd be like, it's always about a video with you, isn't it? So then when you said that and... Oh, I thought it was completely justified. And also, think about this. That made me feel a lot better. Like, now your sister will also have Ken at her special day watching.
Starting point is 00:43:54 Who doesn't want that? And his tuxedo, his little driver's hat on. And he has to wear that. You're getting one of the two, not both. Come on, Ken. You've got to be dialed in. Yeah, it's for a grandparent. It's a special occasion.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Well, it's for Natalie. Well, and our grandparents, that's what you want it to be for. Like, if my, if my grandma says she wants a different type of wine, I want you, obviously, you'll come with different variety, you know, of different scales. Like, I want you back there pouring her a new glass, making sure she's, like, comfortable. And then we, the little round ice, you know, fill out how to use a massage and wear your wiener belt. Oh, every day. Don't leave home without it.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Good, good, good. No, it is, it is, it is funny, though, because so you guys have seen our grandpa, uh, Ron on camera. I broke his TV that one time. And then we surprised him with a new one. Uh, he's super funny dude. Legendary. And he's married to our grandma, obviously. But anyways, he's married to her.
Starting point is 00:44:56 But technically, he's not. not our blood grandpa. Right. Always not. Because our grandparents were divorced when our parents were. I mean, it's like your step grandpa. Yeah, technically he is, but he's not really because like they were married when, you know, before we were born. So it was like, he was just our grandpa.
Starting point is 00:45:14 So then our biological grandpa then, or blood grandpa, I don't know what you want to call him. He will be also coming because like they get along just fine. Like our whole family, we do like Christmas and everything together. So we'll have both of our grandpa. and then our grandma there. So our grandma and her two men. Yep. And what's going to be interesting.
Starting point is 00:45:32 What's going to be interesting about it, though, is our grandpa, Ron, is like, he's kind of a D-Gen, you know, he likes gambling, he likes drinking. He, uh, you know, he's probably not going to say no to any of our degenerate ideas that we're going to come up with along the way. Uh, and then our grandpa, Dave, he's also down for a good time, but he's more so like, uh, very zen, like, healthy. quiet, patient. Less of a degen. I would not describe him as a
Starting point is 00:46:01 Dgen at all. He's not a degenerate at all. I mean, he's a doctor. He's a chiropractor. So, yeah, it's going to be a nice, a weird dynamic because, like, I was envisioning, like, dive bars, strip clubs, you know, the works. Casino, of course. Probably not strip club, but casino, of course.
Starting point is 00:46:19 If we were able to do it on YouTube, I think it'd be hilarious to bring grandpa and grandma to a strip club. And her two husbands. Which is wild to say out loud. And I do realize how crazy that sounds. They do have great brunch. But seriously.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Coffee and breakfast. My grandpa, Grandpa Ron and Grandma Marlis, Grandma Marlis would not be that surprised if we were to pull something like that. And Grandpa Ron would love it. He would say, you had him a stack of money. Oh,
Starting point is 00:46:47 yeah, dude, it'd be amazing. But, yeah, it's not super YouTube friendly. Maybe we'll just do it for the stories. Yeah. It's pretty cool that we can do that.
Starting point is 00:46:55 we can do that with our grandparents and make something funny out of it. I think it's going to be really funny and entertaining. The other thing that's, like, not to make it about me, but it makes it, it's a little bit more of another factor to it is I was a year behind Natalie. I mean, I only went to college for one year, but I would have been, if I would have stuck with it and, like, followed through my plan, because I want to be a chiropractor, like, that's what I was going to go to school for. And I would have been technically, like, you know, just like a few steps behind.
Starting point is 00:47:25 her in this whole process but think how much different my life is like i was envisioning like i'll be graduating from there someday you know doing this and now we're taking now we're rolling down in our sprinter and drinking and take our grandpa to the casino and is a wildly different wildly different so if you would have done that you wouldn't have graduated for yet another year yeah that's crazy yeah i'd still be in school i mean and of course if yeah i was like had you done that awesome but like I actually cannot picture. You think you could have done it? Why? Because I'm not smart enough?
Starting point is 00:47:58 No, just because of the time that I spent with you over the... Yeah, no, it'd be so long, dude. The last four years, let's say. I was just sitting there and, like, studying. Yeah. Honestly, I was pretty good at school. Like, I was always really bad at, like, listening, but I would be able to, like, study well. I could work, like, I'd just sit down and just study for, like, three hours, four hours until I had it.
Starting point is 00:48:20 So I'd get pretty decent grade. So honestly, I think I could do it because I'm also kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of good at doing things I don't like to for like long periods of time so I think I could have done it but I don't know if I think I definitely wouldn't like it as much as this. I definitely think you could have graduated with it but yeah just so so opposite different like complete opposite ends man I got a lot of respect for people that are able to do it oh yeah and even just four years of college yeah right it's not easy not easy at all I disagree I think four years of college is like I don't think it's that crazy I'm sorry well that so it's
Starting point is 00:48:54 It's still, it's still accomplishing something and like starting and finishing something. I know a few people have like, let's just say business degrees in here. Nothing wrong with it. But I just think it's kind of. Let's just think it's kind of have business agrees and. Ken and Ryan. It's not impressive. I mean, I'm not saying it's not, it's an impressive actually.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I'm going to say it. I'm not impressed by one bit. It's like you could go in college, four years of college. They finished it. If it was like an engineering degree, I'd be impressed. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to talk shit on it It's not that it's okay It was a pretty big moment
Starting point is 00:49:29 But like But like you just go to You go there You like just go through the motions You sit there and party on the weekends You're hanging out just like It definitely depends on the school I mean I was fucking I saw it
Starting point is 00:49:42 Like it just seemed It wasn't that hard The degree I got I thought was the biggest joke Because it was like you don't learn anything You learn like surface level ship You don't learn like any deep level like It's all just like Yeah, I knew I could drop out when Ken and Ryan were graduating at the exact same time that I was in the same degree or same path as them, debating if I should stay in.
Starting point is 00:50:04 And I literally asked them, hey, I can't remember what kind of business question, but I asked them like a pretty simple business question. And they're like, oh, I have no idea. No, yeah. What the, you're fucking graduating in a couple of weeks with a business degree. And you don't know this. Didn't learn nothing. I was like, all right, I'm dropping out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:19 I'm not saying, but like you go and get a dental degree, you're a dentist, that'd be really hard. That's really hard shit. Or even you're an engineer or like an architect. I mean, there's plenty of very hard degrees and there's also plenty of very easy degrees and varying levels to it. That's what I was, I've been meaning to bring this up too. So Sydney graduates in like two weeks or three weeks. And she's like, this is going to be so weird.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Like I'm done. Like I start my life. And I was like, yeah, you know, you just like that. that's the vibe that's kind of what you hear of everyone graduating university and i was like i never had that obviously you guys didn't either for not finishing like i went to a community college and you just don't have that you get done with community college and you're like sick let's go let's go let's get let's get in there there's only two years but that university it truly is you're you're not necessarily coddled but like once you are it's a kind of like in a life that's a big section of life
Starting point is 00:51:12 that's a big section of life for longer and then yeah when you graduate that's to me that's when everyone goes like i start my life now like the community college didn't have that vibe so that's kind of what i was thinking but people graduating university is like it's a big deal dude i was still i was literally saying this earlier today um it's crazy that life is pretty much just about figuring it out like everything you do you just have to like figure it out and and a lot of times you know you can look to uh your parents or your mentors or other friends for just random people online there's So many podcasts you can learn from now. But in so many cases, it's just figuring it out.
Starting point is 00:51:52 I don't know. I don't ever say this, but I think it all the time, life's just a game. Like, you can go and play Grand Theftado. Obviously, you're doing illegal activities there. But it's like you're sitting here and you start, you start with kind of like from a base level or whatever. And you just sit here and you put time in and you get, you learn and you get better and whatever. It's just life. Life's just a game, honestly.
Starting point is 00:52:15 It's the way I look at it. I think there's many ways to play it. There's many ways to play it. Like what you said life is just about figuring it out, but they're of then also adding ways to figure it out faster. I think as I've gotten older, what I've really realized is everybody's just trying to figure it out. You kind of look to people in like the next stage of life.
Starting point is 00:52:36 So let's say you're in high school, you look to the people who have now gradually like, oh, they got it all figured out. You know, they're old. You go start at your job. You look to your boss and you're like, oh, my boss, he's got it all figured out. He knows everything.
Starting point is 00:52:48 And then as you climb in age and ranks and stuff like that, you basically figure out everybody's just trying to figure it out. Some people have it more figured out than others. True, true. Some people don't have it figured out at all. That's also true. But I mean, it's just, I would never. You can't even figure out how to figure it out.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I wouldn't ever say that anyone should beat themselves up if they feel like they're in a moment where they're lost because you really can just keep clawing forward. figure that's the best time too because it's not the best time but it's the best time to like just better yourself because the only way you got to go is up you know you can just try new things and uh you don't really have much risk factor of like losing what you currently have going on if you have nothing going on you know whenever that feeling of when the only way to go up is like or the only way to get ahead what the only way to go from oh my gosh The only way, it's only up from here, whatever. But, like, I love that. There is one factor, though, like, in society. If you don't have, like, if you're, like, actually broke, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:54 if you don't have money to pay your electricity bill and get food on your table, then it's tough. But other than that, that situation. But, like, other than that, when the only way out is up, like, it's a fun time. It's more fun to look back on. Yeah. But, like, it's almost if you accept it, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Like, if you accept it and you're, like, Like this is where I'm at, and, uh, you know, it's, it's only up from here. And, and, and you almost live in it. You're like, I'm going to try new things. I'm going to like, just, you know, got to figure it out. Ken, can you put up that video for us here? I want to, I want to leave us on just, I think the, the craziest sport I've ever seen. You guys seen those, uh, they're like a one wheel, but they're not really a one wheel.
Starting point is 00:54:40 They're more of like a, uh, uh, a, what's, what's a hoverboard? They're like a hoverboard with a big wheel in the middle. Oh, like a unicycle, but without the seat kind of. Yes. And for some reason, people in these things don't use them as they're intended. And they, like, jump them. Pull up this video of this guy. Yeah, they basically hit mountain bike trails on him.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Look at this shit. How is he bouncing like that? He hit that gap. Whoa. Yeah. What was he? Oh. That's actually a pretty decent fall.
Starting point is 00:55:06 He did a good job rolling out of it. That's like a really famous gap too. And I cannot believe he hit that on one of the, whatever those are called. I don't know what they are. But here's when he makes it. Dude. That is a boot, dude. Over, like, a death gap.
Starting point is 00:55:22 I would legitimately not do that on a dirt bike. No. What is that thing? I don't know. I don't know what they're called, but I've seen, I've seen a few of people hitting, like, mountain bike trails and mountain bike size jumps, downhill mountain biking. I've seen.
Starting point is 00:55:35 It doesn't make sense. Rev rides. Those are sweet. They're pretty expensive. Are they? Well, I mean, not terrible, but, like, I think three. grand what 2500 or so well i mean they to be fair seem pretty capable that's i think i'm kind sold on the fact that there's all these videos out of them actually ripping that's sick dude i've
Starting point is 00:55:56 seen somebody like go up a super super steep wall with one of those um they have oh like they're leaning into it yeah yeah they have like insane grip and you can go up something like super steep that's sick those are cool man i'd imagine they are equally if not more reckless and dangerous As a one wins. Wow, that's what I'm worried about is that I've seen them. And there's dudes that do like, let's say, not highway cruising speed, but I don't know, guys going 45 in traffic. And people are filming, look how fast this guy's going.
Starting point is 00:56:27 I'm like, dude, if he fell, uh, as someone, your legs fall out from underneath. Ryan is falling at about 17 and a half miles an hour. And he looked like, yeah, he looked like pizza. He just went through a cheese graven pizza. Road rash is one of the worst pains. I mean, people will say, like, would you get just your skin? skin hurts what's gone and all that but the healing hurts yeah exactly your bodybuilding new skin but yeah ryan fell on the one wheel a couple years ago and dude it actually looked
Starting point is 00:56:55 i maybe we've said this before but it looked like you crashed a motorcycle at like highway speed it felt like i did picture like looping well yeah actually doing that i'm no dude that after that small taste with road rash i'm like so terrified to fall on a quad or something like that on the road because I know at like 22 miles an hour basically what happened is I went too fast and ignored the one wheel signs to tell me to slow down and I just it just stops and then I just baseball slid down the highway oh it was awful that's terrible those things are so fun they are so fun I miss them yeah we got to get some more we got to get some more we toast it ours but we got to get some more yeah it's just tough though like where we live they they get beat pretty bad and then
Starting point is 00:57:41 they get muddy and then pressure washed off and I mean something electronic is not going to last time. Yeah, we were hard on. What do we got going on here? You just look really stressed and then you dipped. I forgot to upload the promo to get approved and I know that it's important to get it up the night before
Starting point is 00:57:57 the night before and anyways. But no, then I grabbed my Mr. Beast D's nuts bar that I was working on in there. Dude, you know what I love most? You send a care package of festivals to us. I love, I absolutely love the idea of how they have this little piece to crack off that says share, and then the huge
Starting point is 00:58:15 piece below it says devour. Like, it's just so funny. I'm not going to lie, it's really good. They're not paying. They just sent it. I did not even mean to integrate this. I just grabbed it because I was, I'm going to eat this once in here. CJ is the only one known to eat on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah. Well, then I'll keep it that way. I was going to share this with you, but. Dude, it's always nice to see a creator that has a product, and it's really good. And those slap. Logan Paul's prime drinks slap. I feel like I've never had a happy dad.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I've never had a creator product that wasn't good just because I would have never even had the opportunity to have it if it wasn't good. But also like the whole, well then you have like the Mr. Beast Burger. And I'm thinking of just like, what are those called ghost kitchens? Oh yeah. I'm not going to lie. Like I'm scared to pull the trigger on one. You know, I've been door dashing a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:59:10 more than I ever, like, I mean, have, oh, can you, DoorDash turns out and so there's, yeah, there's some dirty old little trailer. There's Mr. Beasburgers, and then it'll show you if it's a ghost kitchen. And there's, like, quite a few, let's say eight to ten. And I'm like, just don't trust it. I don't know. Maybe it'd be good. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:27 I'm surprised at all. All people, you're the one who doesn't trust something like that, Mike. Yeah, no, like, I'm sure it'd be fine, but it's just one of those things like go with what you know or order off of DoorDash that I rarely use. from a thing that's not even an actual restaurant hoping that it'll be good delivered to your door warm dude crazy when we were in California and Vegas and me and CJ were set up editing the videos on the RV trip I door dashed my lunch and dinners
Starting point is 00:59:58 I was like man this has got to be like the only nice part about living in like a big city but holy fuck is this nice it's so nice dude and now you can door dash anything like we were in florida um lo and behold ken door dashed us sunscreen oh yeah that's incredible it's like uber you can literally uber anything now yeah i guess it's just weird it's like yo i need uh razor scooter from walmart you could door dash it to your door if you wanted
Starting point is 01:00:29 my gosh that's amazing dude now we just have ken dash around here oh yeah yeah ken's our lunch getter on thursdays because typically we're editing and then he never text me when it's here. It just sits on the counter. It just sits on the counter. Oh, I text and you just ignore it. Why don't you just come up and say, hey, food's here. Or I'll call you and I'll say, hey, food's here.
Starting point is 01:00:49 And then you'll just forget about it. Because, like, if I got my headphones on and my phone's face down because I don't want to distract me, I don't notice it, you know, whatever. Dingin. I missed it. And I got a cold cheeseburger. And the one day you need that sustenance, too. Yeah, you know, the one day.
Starting point is 01:01:05 All right, boys. That's kind of that. So good to be back. yeah we are absolutely ripping the videos from the RV trip like have gone insane which like I I get a little stress how are we going to top those like I mean not that we like have to but also the videos from the RV trip are awesome the podcast were awesome it's good to be back when you're on that RV trip you're like in this environment where it's just like camaraderie and content and no distractions because it's just not like oh I need to get home tonight to do
Starting point is 01:01:37 this thing or like you know I love my girlfriend and you guys all do too but like you're not like I need to get home because she's waiting for me at home and has dinner or whatever you know so like you're just like we're doing this and this is what it is and I'm down to do anything right now to make some good shit yeah it's basically all those things and then you just sacrifice relaxation which is fine but we sacrifice there's no it's also pretty uncomfortable in the art I mean, it's not that uncomfortable, but it gets uncomfortable rather quick because it gets so trashed and dirty and Ken sticks his head through the shower and Evan poops his pants. Mike starts peeing all over everything. Yeah, at the end of the RV trip, I thought I'd be more ready to go home or burnt out after going, go and going.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I felt this year was nicer because I only, I only slept in the RV for three nights out of the two weeks. Yeah, that was the nice part. but dude yeah i was just like i was bombed when we got done and i was like yeah we were just you're being so productive yeah it's because it went so well some stuff yeah and the the videos mike had mentioned they're doing really well the last video the uh the r6 in the desert is our most successful video in 24 hours did like 800 800 000 views in 24 hours which is uh always nice to see yeah yeah always nice to see thanks guys yeah what real quick though What was your guys's favorite moment?
Starting point is 01:03:05 For me, for sure, meeting Kobe Raha going to the compound, having beers with him, watching Supercross at a local pizza place, definitely that. He's a cool fucking dude, Kobe Raja. He's as real as it gets. Yeah, we've got to get a pod with him. We didn't have time. For sure. That wasn't a nuts experience.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I think my favorite part was getting the Vegas and then leaving Vegas. Same. Everything that happened in between sucked. but uh no at the beginning of it i was so sick which really made it hard i felt like shit and i was like now i'm on the road they don't have any of i have shitty food kind of like not a great spot to sleep it's like bumpy in here you know it was very hard to rest and like heal up but uh luckily we went to gavin's house and i slept there yeah i'd say the time at gavins is just off the hook gavin
Starting point is 01:04:00 I love Gavin. Yeah. What about you, Ben? Surprising Gavin with the three-wheeler, the fact that the prank went that well. Yeah. That was amazing. And then in Vegas, dude, I went on this Baccarat bender and was just on fire. Like, I was down like $2,500 and I like, I pretty much won it all back in Bacrott.
Starting point is 01:04:21 And I was so fired up. Yeah. Yeah, it is the best. Hey, good job. Good job. So fun. One thing I will say, though, is like, I love living here. love it but the more i go around and and even on that trip i was like damn like i kind of want
Starting point is 01:04:36 to stay in these places yeah for a little longer i was i was like enjoying it yeah it was cool and meeting t j hunt yeah t j hunt the podcast with t j and then after the podcast we talked to for like another hour and uh he was just really cool i've watched them for a really long time and yeah and uh yeah it's always nice to nice to meet people that you really look up to and then they are just solid dudes yeah if you haven't seen the podcast with him go check it out yeah anyway though it's good to be home thank you appreciate you guys for watching thank you for two million subscribers on the main channel subscribe to this one if you have not already and uh we'll see you next tuesday you go

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