Life Wide Open with CboysTV - How I broke my $140,000 Tesla In One Day

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

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If you're listening or watching, you need to be subscribed. All right, I hate to hop on this train so late. So early. Sorry. I was like, it's pretty early. You only introed and now we're on our first topic. so you're hopping on the train he's getting on this train yeah i was going to tell oh you're late to getting on this train what train i don't know why you don't take it so literal mike

it's too early to piss me off in this podcast it is too early that's what i thought all right anyway hopping on this train late shut up mike the andrew tate train i want to talk about him too i think we might be the last podcast on the entire platform to not talk about him yet but i have a funny story and i didn't i felt like everyone was talking about about them and like what more value add could we have to it but my dad pulls through is jason the top top g a high value man yeah the other day um my dad comes up to me he's like hey i got a really good podcast you should listen to and i'm like okay he loves podcasts listens to podcasts more than anyone i ever know except he doesn't finish him because he'll start

and fall asleep like he's probably already sleeping listening to this podcast right now so i go okay what what uh what's it about and he goes this guy uh i think he's the creator of of the fans only thing um with the women and just makes a shitload of money uh and he's like super into bitcoin because there's like a bit bitcoin podcast and um more like financial versus everything else andrew tates about but knowing the guy and listening to the guy i'm sure he was just saying the most out of pocket shit even on a finance podcast right women should not hold bitcoin they will lose their wallet keys all this shit right and so i'm like the founder of of fans are you talking about only fans yeah yeah this guy um superworldly he's like got

all these different citizenships and and things like bitcoin's the future i go you're talking about andrew tate and he's like yeah that's him and i'm like what's you think of him because he's so polarizing right and he goes i thought he had a lot of great points i was like what podcast did you listen to him on and he told me like the like the finance podcast and i was like what else did he say on it he was like oh he started he said a lot of out-of-pocket shit but um as always but as for the bitcoin side of things i thought it was super interesting and he was like yeah i think he's got a great point he's you know he's got all these citizenships and he's bouncing all over i'm like dad i think he has all these citizenships because he's like evading like going to prison

in a bunch of different countries. Literally, dude. I was just said, I can't believe you described Andrew Tate as worldly. The dude is pretty worldly. I mean, he's like an American citizen. But, yeah, yeah, he was born in America, but he lives in Romania and he's doing all these different things. But if you ask a bunch of different people,

I think it's because he's, like, avoiding going to prison in certain places. Then again, I could be totally wrong. So where did he get that accent? That's the other thing. It's just he has a weird accent that I've never heard anyone have ever. I think that's, like, what happens when you have, like, such an opinion on the most... The most outlandish shit, you just start speaking that way. Like, you form your own accent.

That could be. Aren't you, like, a major Andrew tape? And you were, before you was getting so criticized, you said, I think he's so smart and has all these good points. And I agree completely with everything he does and says. C.J's, like, you heard. heard that in your dreams no i think he makes a lot of great points but i think dude is a clown yeah 100% i just watch this like coffee zilla video a zilla video whatever he outs him for his classic like get rich quick scheme which so many people have done and get rich quick scheme usually

just involves getting more people in to teach other people to get rich quick blah blah blah but he is 100 and some 101 000 um monthly subscribers right at the time that he made this video which It's $50 a month. Oh, he made it a month ago. Bro, I bet he's up way more now. No, that just was his recent, his last month had 101,000 subscribers. Yeah, I think he was bringing in like $50 a month. That's $5 million.

Yeah, $5 million a month just off of that. Like what a joke. Dude's making cash. He's making cash. It's just funny because it's like he goes through the class and he's like, yep, this is just like any other one. They're basically him and his brother will get on there. and, like, clown you if you unsubscribe from this monthly subscription.

Oh, wow. No joke. Yep. You're basically in jail. So you're in jail. You're going to be, if you try to resubscribe, but we're not going to show you the information that you missed. And they're just, just like, it's just the wackest thing.

I can't believe people sign up for it. Nonetheless, polarizing and entertaining. The dude is one of the most entertaining people in current events right now. Yes. I feel like when you're listening to him, it's like listening to a really, like, drunk guy at the bar like he's like say drunk guy at the bar is just spewing off about something and you're like all right man yeah i kind of agree and then he'll hit one thing that is just completely false or out not true or like out of line and you go okay but you keep listening

more and he goes oh yeah yeah okay i guess well you're not totally wrong about whatever you're spewing on about and then i'll say another thing and he's like oh or he'll say something really out of pocket like that and then say something that's really obvious. I don't know. Like, oh, no, but I think women should still, like, I believe in love and a relationship and all this. And then, you're like, okay, yeah. And then it, like, drags you back in and then says something out of pocket again.

Ryan, you must really hate the guy because you seem to not like people with, like, strong opinions. What? That's a little broad. Didn't you say, like, opinions mean nothing? I could have. I say a lot of things, but we, well, I don't. Bring me back to this moment of what you're trying to say before I say no.

I just feel like you don't like people that are like strongly opinionated on certain things. I guess I don't like assholes. Yeah, but like more. Normally because people that are super strongly opinionated on one subject are wrong. Okay. That's my point. You don't like people that are strongly opinionated or feel strongly about a certain subject or i don't like people that are wrong like okay let's go wrong in your

opinion no i mean no why are they wrong then let's say buddy really loves Chevy okay he's just a fucking Chevy guy and i don't dislike dislike him for liking Chevy because I do but if he goes on and then he starts being like Chevy is factually the best truck ever made on the planet i'll be like no that's not true and then i was kind of like all right this guy is cloning okay i'm trying to get what you that's like what andrew tate would do like he would be he would say like all these different facts that might not be like facts but in his opinion facts and you would say those aren't facts you're wrong right so because he is wrong i'm saying that i don't like when people are so delusional that they think they are right about

everything right and i don't know what we're getting like clearly i don't think ryan would like entertain. Yeah, no, I don't think he would be homies. No, okay, so what is your opinion on him then? I think he makes a lot of great points, but I think he's kind of a clown. Like, I try to look at people like him, like he's just an entertainer. He's just entertaining. He goes on the Nalk Boys podcast.

It's entertaining. They love him. They love when he clowns on Steiney. Like, they just love all of it. I'm like, this is entertaining. No more, no less. Like, the dude, the dude isn't like a mentor. I would never look up to a guy as a mentor.

He's got a massive cult following. He does. I'm sure we'll get shit on for even saying that because like so does Danny Duncan and I don't look up to him as much obviously he's not trying to be a mentor but like cult following for sure I don't know man the way that he like persuades people into thinking that he's like crazy he is the top G like he is God like in these people's eyes like they are like delusional he's like creating people that Ryan would just despise I'm a little confused where this is coming from I I'm down for an explanation I'm just confused at where this is coming from. I think the people he creates are just going to be a large group of idiots. That's what I mean. He might have like semi-decent, large fans. He might have semi-decent ways of going about it,

but he will just create a bunch of assholes underneath him that have no moral compass or no compass at all in it, and they just will just start to think they're right about everything and just go off and be douchebags. I don't know why you're looking at me and laughing. Yeah, I don't. And I'm so confused. I agree.

Well, we got, I kind of got our point across. I'm surprised that, like, C.J. doesn't have more to say about him. For right when you started popping off, I thought you, like, would, like, be in love with him. You thought I would like him? I did. I genuinely did. Yeah, like, all the things he says about, like, women. What?

No, that's not particularly why. But, yeah, I thought you'd be very enthralled with Andrew Tate. But I was wrong. I was wrong. Honestly, I had a hard time paying attention to the Nelk podcast with him. I just thought it was kind of boring. I didn't even watch it. I, uh, I don't know.

I, I guess I can appreciate someone who's, uh, standing their ground when everyone's going against them. But otherwise, I just thought, and I, I agree with Ryan. You had a couple pretty decent, like, points that we were like, okay, that's basic logic. Right. But then he would say shit. And I was just like, dude, like, you just lost everything that you were just saying. And yeah, I don't know. I think that.

He's just a clown, like you guys are saying. Obviously, he's done really well for himself, but it seems like he's just scammed a bunch of people out of money. The people that look up to him are just, like, loser wannabe versions of him. Like, they're never ever going to actually make a shit ton of money following his advice. Right.

Or like, be what they want to be. Like, they're just a follower. What I worry about is that, aka all the people he's trying to mentor are the followers, they're like, what if they turn into an exact version of him? No possible way. No, but I'm saying copy every, everything he says as far as mindset, his persona without the money and the cloud.

And, you know, that's bad, dude. People are just going to be assholes that don't even have money. Yeah, the world would be a very, very bad place. Can you imagine the guy working at the gas station has that persona and that fucking attitude? You just be like, dude, every person you ran into would be so frustrating. Yeah. I know.

That's what I'm trying to get you to say that, though. I do like how much you hate, whatever. Never mind. Where's it for? Big Ken's barbecue and foot massage. That's it. You're at the right place. You are at the right place.

My new rear bumper just showed up. Oh, shit. And it's addressed to Big Ken's barbecue and food massage. So, like, they typed in the address and it's a business name here. Right. The business name is Big Ken's barbecue and foot massage because some kid put that in as Google business and Ken can't change it. So the lady calls me because it's a, you know, the bumper.

a big package so they need someone to sign for it and she goes okay so will you guys be at your office tomorrow around 12 o'clock and you and sometimes i'm like yeah yeah we'll be there some of here and okay and last question it's going to uh big kent barbecue and foot massage uh yes yes correct all right well we'll see tomorrow the best part about that is is that we didn't come up with that but yeah like a kid that's so funny dude i think that's so like clean funny too it's not any like it's not derogatory like foot massage and barbecue you know just two things that you do with your hands like go barbecue and hand massage so they put that in on google businesses i don't know how that works because like he couldn't have been the only one to do that and then if it's not

claimed right and so he just like too late now our location we have to pinpointed the shop and then put that in there thought it was funny because it is and then ken tries to get it removed and get our actual business name on there actually just try to get it removed but i was like well you might as let's put C-Y-CV on it. But couldn't do it. Google's like, sorry, this is the business name now. Speaking of Ken, who's kind of had a rough go-around the past two days.

Apparently he's sick, bro. Yeah, apparently he's got COVID. He's got COVID. Dude, that's not even real. It's not funny that someone has COVID. But Ken apparently thinks he has COVID. It's not a kind of guy. Ken doesn't really get sick very much, honestly.

He does. He's always puffing on other people's vapes. Okay. If something's going around, Ken's getting it, dude. Because he went to Wee Fest. Every single time. Every single time.

Every single time. Dude, to be honest, though, like, I'll just out myself. Like, I do the same thing, bro. I just think he's got a weak immune system or something. I don't know. I feel like when Ken gets sick is only for, like, a day or two. Like, that dude pops right up. Ken always gets sick first, though.

Whenever Ken, yeah, whenever Ken gets him first, he pulls out quick. He's, like, he's bed ridden for two days and then he's back. But he'll be, like, sitting there laying in bed, like, drinking a beer and shit. I can't do that. And he's still puffing on vape shit. Dude, I don't see him all time. Hold up. Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Not in bad.

Has anyone verified that Ken's actually sick, or do you think that he just wanted to take a half day yesterday and then just skip today? He's pretty mad because obviously he got a brand new Tesla. We coerced, well, more so Ben coerced him and Ryan. I'll say Ben and Ryan. Coerced him into towing my wakeboard boat, which is roughly, let's just say 7 to 7,000, 500 pounds.

is the dry, dry weight. It probably was around 8,000 pounds, this boat. It's like a 24-foot weight board boat. It's heavy. And Ken's Tesla has a towing capacity of 3,500 pounds. And a tongue weight capacity of 500 foot, like 500 pounds. I have no idea how that thing didn't break. I thought the trailer was going to snap, fall off, just hit,

and like the bottom part was going to be all scuffed. I would just figure out the worst. We'd just have to buy a new trailer. Right. You guys were something worse to even happen. It just stopped working. Ken's Tesla, it looked great on video. The next day, he drives it to work.

Everything's fine. He comes in my office. Like, my Tesla won't move. I'm trying to drive it, but it's like broken. It's coming up with all these error messages. I'm like, what? And he's like, yeah, he's kind of like, I called him.

They're going to come pick it up. And then he dipped out of there and Ben and I were editing, so we didn't have time to like go down and film it. And until the very end, we had finished the video and the guy came to pick it up. Yeah, that shot was great. And gave, like, I'm really glad we got that because it tied it all back in. It made the video. Make way more sense.

And, uh, but yeah, basically is brand new Tesla model X plaid is brick. Yeah. It's like an iPhone dude that got wet. Like the screen just had air messages all over it. So it couldn't even move it. Stuck closed or open. You couldn't move it. The thing is basically the equivalent of your iPhone getting a virus.

It's like when that thing, because the entire thing is just a ball of technology. So it's like one thing goes wrong. The entire system is like, air, air, air. Hopefully it's still covered under warranty. Dude, the thing is two days old. Yeah, I know, but we, like, towed a bow with it. But it doesn't do anything with it. That shouldn't do anything with it.

But we did tell Ken to keep backing it up into the water and backing it up. It was not. No, it wasn't. I know that. I know it wasn't. But me and Evan were geeking over it. Like, imagine they, like, take it apart, like, when they take an iPhone apart. And there's, like, the little red dot.

And if that red dot's showing, then the battery. he's wet. Imagine they have that same thing on the Tesla. So I texted that and Evan goes, shouldn't have backed it in the water. So I'm reading this text while we're eating kind of like not trying to be super indulge in my phone and I'm like looking and then I'm like,

did they actually think it's water damage? Like I'm trying to, I was like, I had a text it out. I'm like it's not water damage. I promise. You said that. I'm like it's straight up not. I watch it go in the water. It dipped its little ass end in the water. Not even the ass end, dude. Yeah, just the edge of the bump but he was hot when he backed that or

when he pulled back out of the water because he was just dumping water out. It must have just went into like his bumper. And he goes, you should have seen when he walked. You said I wasn't in the water. Like he was hot. Next time he washes his car,

when he pulled out, it like did the same thing. And I was like, what the hell's all that? And I saw where it was dripping. It was dripping out of the same place. Like when he washes his car, the same amount of water comes out.

Right. And it's like driving it in the rain. I think basically what happened was the felt, he was driving with his big falcon door back doors open. And it was going, and it wouldn't let him drive and I bet you he drove so far or so long without him with him up

that it threw some kind of code or something and it went into some kind of I don't know I just I think that might have done it I like your name for that Falcon Door Stop Do you know how fast you were going I'm going to have to write you a ticket To my new movie The Naked Gun

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You're like, I have electrical issues. That is the worst thing that can happen to a vehicle. The interesting thing about a Tesla, particularly this Tesla, it can only have electrical issues. So it's like, where do you even start in a sense? Obviously you go to the computer and blah, blah, blah, but basically just the thing wasn't working. Well, what was wrong with it? Don't know. It just wasn't working.

I do want to say when it was working, towing the boat. It pulled amazingly. It drove so goddamn good. It drove better than the truck, I think. It had air suspension. It's actually better than the semen truck, which you pulled the ball with last time. Dude, when you drive it, the semen truck with it,

it's waving all over, but that's like a bad example. Yeah. Well, the thing's like a, it's like a little bowling ball going down the road. It's heavy. It's heavy.

It's heavy. The thing weighs the same amount as a truck. It drove amazing. It had no, obviously it's got the power, but I was just more so worried about the hitch or the chassis or the drive train. something, but it did so good until the next morning.

I was looking online and people would put bike carriers on it, you know? And they'd put, like, say two is the max that you can actually do and they'd have like a four. Two regular bikes? Two regular bikes, but they'd have a four bike rack, four bike bike rack on the back of it. And that was overdoing it. And that was overdoing it. They'd show a picture boat. Wait, what are you overdoing it to whose standards?

By the fact that the hitch went point and bent back. What? Four bikes bouncing, but to be fair, they weigh a lot with the rack and stuff like that. It's the bouncing. It's the bouncing. But the same as a boat was bouncing around. We were doing launches with that thing. All I'm saying is when you look it up, Tesla Model X bike hitch issues.

And there's pictures all over of Tesla's fucking off in Glacier National Park with bike racks hanging off the back of them because their freaking bike racks ripped it off the back. I thought it was so funny when Ken pulls out his little box and I go, is that the tow package? That's the $5,000 upgrade tow package. It is in like a little box and Ken's like, yeah, do not get your greasy hands on it. You had to pay extra for that? I think so, yeah. I was up in my office listening to you guys basically over an extended period of time convinced Ken to do this. We showed the camera.

The camera saw about two hours of it. We cut it down to two minutes of it. Well, there was another two hours before the. camera even came out of just trying to convince him to do it and finally did it just did it but he was like saying that he was getting jammed so he was like it won't work it won't work that got up i got under there and just shoved it as hard as i could i was like no is not an answer here ken we're towing cj's boat and one of them is breaking i have no skin in the game i don't care at all i was watching that back and i was like whoa that's how

i didn't know how it looked i thought you just took the cover off and the hitch was there but No, like, if you watch the video, it plugs up into it. It's like a 90. How the fuck does that work? It's like a butt plug hit, dude. Is it getting, is it being held in position by the three balls? I think so. That is insane.

So that's why when you were editing that and I was watching it back, when I saw that part, I'm like, okay, this is a little more impressive. Extremely impressive. The way it was, yeah, it's like taking just an angle and go, doop. Okay, that's good. We can pull. Dude, he could have sent that thing off into the fucking ditch. That would have been great.

The turtle thing didn't really get shown on video. I felt like you can't show us running a turtle over. It was dead already. Yeah, I know. But people don't take that very lightly. They're already eliminating straws because of it. Like we fucking hit that thing. And like on camera, it's like Ken goes, oh, fuck.

And he goes, and me and at the wheel. And then he just steers right into it and just runs it over in line with his left tires. And it's like. And then we go, Ken just hit a turtle. What's up with Ken hitting things in like high pressure situations? Like at the Cletus race?

Straight up panicked. When he panicked and he ran over the barrel and then it got stuck, all the deer he's hit. He's really bad under pressure actually. But the funny thing was is we were behind the boat driving down the highway

and you can't see Ken's Tesla. You can only see the boat. And the boat just goes left, right, left, right. Starts wagging. and we're the back, we're like, oh, fuck. The boat's going to the ditch. It looked like he was going to yard in the pond.

Oh, it was next to a, it was next to a two ponds. It would have gone in the pond just drives off. You know, like, those videos, when people load the skids steer too far back and it's our death wobbling and rips the truck off and like the whole works. I thought that was happening. Same. And then I, we call and it's like, come to sit a turtle. Come out underneath it in a million pieces.

God, for the record, it did not run. It was dead turtle, yeah. But yeah, no, he got like, no more talk about the turtle after this, but he got, like, turtle remnants on the side of his car. Yeah, he splattered the boat and, yeah, it was. All the work we've done to make snapping turtles, friends. Right, I know. It was huge, you guys.

It was freaking huge. It was big. It was freaking done. It had to have been a really old snacker. Well, that's why I realized I was like, dude, can I cannot believe you hit that with your, with your tire, your wheel. And like you said, he's not good under, like, Like one time, granted, I had, like, shitty coilovers and really low-profile tires, but I had a dead raccoon with my Subaru, and it dented the rim.

And then Ken was like, he literally, I was just like, how did you not dent your rim? And he was just like, it's not going to dent the rim. Like, he just was so confident. I was surprised it went as far as it did. I think he thought I was going to say no. And because he kept pushing it off onto me, which didn't get put into the video. But he kept saying, well, well, CJ, I don't think he wants to do this.

I'd be like, dude, what? I'm not going to be the one to fucking hold us back here. And he's like, so he just did it. Yeah, I was very surprised that it got passed through. He came into my office. I should have put the turtle in there. But at the same time, it was just like one of those things. We could do a special cut right here.

If I would, I don't know. Is it, I just don't know, like, what are you worried about? Who are you worried about? The people that put the straws. You think they're watching our videos or. I'm listening to our podcast. We kind of made a joke about it, too. It was like we ran over this dead turtle.

Like, it's a little gruesome. It would be. I agree with that. It was an accident, but it was dead already. But it just didn't transpond onto the video because we were laughing about it after. But Ken hit a dead turtle. Interesting thing. Going off of what we talked about snapping turtles, like we post it.

Let's say it was alive and say Ken just smothered it, like ran it over. And no one cares because it's. the snapping turtle they're just like wow i mean there's a snapping turtle damn near dinosaur yeah take it out that's going to be the the fucking start to my campaign to make snapping turtles friends again yeah like no one seems to care when they get ran over it's going to be like people like ken need to stop oh like you're campaigning against people like ken yes exactly that i think snapping turtles aren't genetically mean right ryan doesn't even he's not even campaigning for for snapping turtles at this point he's just campaigning against people

that don't like them. Ken came into my office after he told you because I can overhear everything. I told him. Every conversation that happens, right? So I hear Ken call out CJ or not call him out, but he goes, my Tesla's broken now. And I go, oh, no.

I was like, okay, hopefully he just leaves and he doesn't drag me into this. And then I hear, go do do do do do do do walking across. I'm like, I'm in for it now. And he comes into my office. And I'm sitting there editing, I'm like, what's up? Expecting him to be like, my Tesla is broken because of you. You owe me $140,000.

And he goes, my Tesla's broken. And before you could even put it on me, I go, dude, I bet Elon was thinking about fucking his assistant. And he goes, I bet he was. And you're like, crisis evaded. He thinks it's, there's all the driving batteries. I don't know what the fuck they are, that kind. And then there's a normal car battery. He believes that there's an issue with the normal car battery.

And it's sending low voltage. And he says that that can cause a host of problems. And that's actually why. Dude, if they get mad about that and try and void his warranty. But okay, imagine a world that they do. I'd be like, we just towed a boat with your guys' car for a million people showing how capable this vehicle is. And now you're just.

At least you could do is. Now you're just voiding the warranty because we did. exactly what you said not to do that's bullshit i got my TRX warrantied after i lifted it put bigger tires on it and then got it stuck bumper deep in a field do warranties okay not manufacturing warranties but second hand third party warranties so are our scams yeah let me go into this yeah let me go into this and uh save you guys a load of trouble in case any of you we're thinking about buying that third-party warranty when you buy a used vehicle. Don't.

That's it. It's not going to pay off. Our buddy Cody Sherbrook buys it. I don't know how much he spent on the warranty. So I had bought a warranty for my very first car, my Subaru, and the car itself was like nine grand, and I paid another three for the warranty. So quite a bit. Okay, yeah, quite a bit.

Yeah, I feel like I remember him saying that. It was like a $5,000 warranty or something like that. For his BMW. Well, then he blows his BMW motor up, which was under the warranty. It brings it to our buddy Scott. Scott gets the motor from the warranty company. It's upside down, like on top of a crate palette. Cracked the top of the head, didn't he?

I don't know. There were different parts of the engine. They could have bought a new crate engine for a thousand or two thousand more, but they bought a used engine. It wasn't in good shape. They're telling Scott what he can charge. And he's like, no, I charge 50 bucks an hour. And they're like, no, we're going to pay you 30.

And he's like, that's not how this works here. They're like trying to barter with him, right? They end up sending him a shitty motor. Scott puts it in thinking that it's good because it looks fine on the outside. Well, he kind of knew if he tried to get a new one. And they wouldn't. They wouldn't give him a new one. They're like, no, that's the motor you're putting in.

So you had to replace a few parts on it, then puts it in. Sorry to interrupt, just wanted it to be. Takes it for the first drive, blows up. like right away right away not on him solely on them sending them a bad motor right and now these guys are like sorry that's the only motor you're getting to cody so now he's out like five grand for the warranty i think he still had to pay like five grand they said they weren't going to pay the labor to put that motor in dude it's like so whack yeah how can they get away with this the worst part is is that like that can genuinely screw a person for like kind of multiple years i'm saying you know

Like if he wants to get out of this car And just get back into a car We're trying to get Like Cody's just trying to get a dirt bike Right now. He doesn't have a dirt bike. Like he's kind of feeling screwed Because he did get screwed But yeah

Third party warranties I have moral of the story There's got to be so many horror stories I'd imagine Ev have you ever bought in one Or had any issues with one No I've never bought in one But I've heard issues with people

Buying them and then Ev's like warranty I don't even have insurance He's like I got freaking slim and who's your other Squirrel. I got slim and squirrel.

Cut a hole in the box of my freaking chef will be good to go. No call, though. I can call. So anyway, I don't know. In case anybody out there was thinking about it.

Don't. Yeah, not worth it. I'd like to take a quick trip to the internet. Oh, I thought you were about to do a pod or an ad. I thought you were about to just do a quick ad read. Well, let's rip one.

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trying to figure out where to go with the pit bike giveaways because we've done like what 12 of them right we given away 12 of them we just came off of giving away three of them they're great because anyone can ride a pit bike you know you can be 50 you can be 30 you could be 30 you could be seven, seven. Like, like anyone could ride a pit bike, and that's what's so great about giving them away. It's like, it does not matter who wins them. Also, it really doesn't matter where you live. You could ride them in your backyard. Still a good time. Are people getting sick of them and like we shake it up and give away quads or dirt bikes or like something else? Or do we just stick with what works and what people like? I don't know. Genuine question. And I wouldn't even say are people getting sick of them? That is a good question. But it's like, we just want to spice it. up sometimes for our sake like it would be really cool to give away like a fresh 250 but then again that 14 year old who's like mom can i get entered she's like wow that's a that's a big dirt but you know all all kinds of stuff but yes i don't know like what what do you guys think leave a comment down below i think quad i'm surprised but then when we go like that dude i'd love

but then we're just make one more quad guy that's what i was worried about yeah like does the world really need that man it's signaling no in the back when we showed your engine on the last podcast like Kevin was like dude

straight up only a quad guy could do this I'm like what does that even mean we're a special breed especially kind of stupid so would you guys like to go on the trip to the internet with me yeah yeah

so uh Tommy Lee drummer for Motley crew legend just went ahead and posted a just a full frontal dick pick of himself

it's not the first time he exposed himself what do you mean like in the mirror or like down on it it appears as if he's sitting on the floor it's kind of like

this but he's sitting on the floor let me see it's just dick in it let me see it's all blurred out but yeah we're not looking at it's pretty intentional yeah post it where he posted it on Instagram and on Facebook and that didn't get taken down it got taken down by Instagram

but not by Facebook yet apparently is he taking a shit that's why I couldn't see if he was on the toilet. Also, dude, he's giving me vibes of, like, the, anyone, chicks or dudes, but chicks who, like, don't want to show their face, so they show, like, has a, yeah, like, no one, like, no one knows what Tommy Lee's, uh, tattoos or anything looks like.

No, I, I'm saying, doesn't Tommy Lee have a sex tape? No, I'm saying clearly this is Tommy. So, clearly his dick is on the internet already. Yeah. So my favorite part. Doesn't he also have a massive dick? Yeah. Yeah.

So he's probably, if you're, well, probably, but, like, if you're also going off of, uh, that Tom and Tam and Pam and Tommy That was all prosthetic or whatever you want to call it Yeah, but I know that it wasn't that he wasn't also acting in it Yeah, that wasn't actually him like You know Mike, Mike dude I have news for you in Pam and Tommy the show That wasn't Tommy yeah that was an actor Oh yeah I knew that yeah yeah that's why they'd use the prosthetic

True fuck Even if they didn't use a prosthetic that wasn't Tommy And penises can't talk dude you're right So, Pam, this is my favorite part is those who come out to comment on it. Pam Anderson, obviously, legendary ex-girlfriend, commented, oops. And then his current wife responds, oh, my God. So it's like clearly no one knew it was coming. Was it on accident?

I don't know. It doesn't really seem like it. Why would you post it on Instagram and Facebook? I don't know. Was it one of those things where they're just linked together or did he have to go and do two, separate post. I had to be the link. But also, can you imagine just accidentally?

He has kids and shit. Like, imagine if you were like... Bro, he's getting in fist fights with his kids. I don't think that's going to be like a deal breaker for them. That's true. I guess I just thought about it. Can you imagine waking up and your dad just posted a full frontal dick pick? And you're like, gee, dad, come on.

Just another day, I'm sure. For them, yeah. Your dad is part of Motley crew. So are they... Is that it? Why did he do it? Oh, he was chilling in a tub. Is there any, like, reason for it, or it was just in the moment?

I believe it was just an in-the-moment thing. I want to say it's probably just one of those in the moment. I feel like he's hyping up a song or something. Usually people do that when they're, like, trying to create some commotion. And then everyone's going to still have an eye on them and then drop some shit. It's like every time the Kardashians have. A quick buck. What do you got?

Okay. So get this. Evan's like, fuck. the same day or the same week that Kim and Pete broke up which broke the news everybody was talking about it Courtney and Travis had their baby you know because Travis cheated on her

and had the baby with the other girl I didn't know what no no no no no not know that not Courtney no sorry Chloe Chloe Chloe sorry basketball yes exactly and Tristan you think she did that on purpose to redirect the dungeon yes I believe so and I don't know But they always say Chris Jenner's fucking out there always working on something.

And so they had to cover it up because it was big fucking deal. And then what's the big deal? He's cheated on her like 27 times and has kids with a bunch of different women. Like the least he could do is pull out. No, they are. Oh, I put a count of them on. Yeah. That guy ain't wrapping up.

Dude, not a chance. But he should. No, no, I know. But like a guy like that that's just dogging the entire. town with the entire world dude i'm getting snapchat updates all the time because me and greta you get snapchat updates with tristan thompson he's snapping personally hey ben just in arizona right now about to find some chicks all right never mind i don't know where i was going to angle of them back shots and you you respond you should really be wearing a condom come on all right sorry sorry anyway so you think that

was just a cover i think it's cover up oh but maybe pete i thought no i my my my my take on it was that Kim Kay wanted to hype what the fuck is the show turned into I just had to sorry I had to catch myself just basic marketing man

yeah huh no what for what this whole thing no this no this light open program well that but also everything no I'm saying that I think when Kim Kay wanted to hype up their new Hulu show

I can't even have this guy she started dating Pete to create more hype aka skeet sorry I didn't mean to have the flash on what keep going bro

I can't he's trying to do a little snaptrap promo yeah put the camera on and he shuts down I'm not trying to be discreet clearly you put in the camera in my face

how would you feel if I just did you try and tell a story right now I'm going to stand. All right. So one time when we were at the dinner table, my mom was telling the story about how, oh, my mom got engaged, by the way.

Oh, you are straight up telling it. All right. I feel like this is untasteful. This is very untasteful. All right, carry on. Oh, I mean, is this where we are right now? Because I was going to tell that story, but the five was not right.

No, I was going to. Coming off of peat and skeet and. Before that dicks. Dude, I feel like the. people do not give a shit what we have to say about the Kardashians. That's why I just kept stopping myself. Yeah, I was like, because even I don't give a shit. Yeah.

Sorry. Carry on. If you would like, tell us where you can. If we can go a different direction. No, I would. It's funny. But anyway, so my mom got engaged recently, which is exciting. Kind of crazy.

Happened fast. Good for her. She's very happy. And she's telling this story about, actually, he is. His name's Kelly. He's telling the story to. the family we're all there i think for my birthday kind of gathering they announced it at your birthday that they're getting engaged uh yeah yeah honestly i which kind of stole the thunder not

the hell fucked up dude you're turning 27 i know yeah it was it was messed up i'm like oh even like even the cakes says congratulations on the engagement what is this but uh he's telling the story and it was it was it was a to a surprise like you didn't know well we knew before that but we all had sat down and i forget my sister someone was just like So, like, let's hear the story. Like, how'd it go? Nothing crazy. It's not like they went to Niagara Falls or anything, but he's telling the story.

I forget, you know, it was a nice day. Maybe they did in a park. I can't even remember because... You were so stoned. No. My grandpa is super hard of hearing, so he kind of just chills at the end of the table. You dick. I'm sorry.

This is a moment for him right now, bro. He's telling the story of his mom getting engaged. No, it was a moment for them. This moment was completely different. But yeah, my grandpa is super hard of hearing. So he sits at the end of the table and I always feel bad because we have these, we have conversations, conversations, conversations, everything's going on. So at this time, someone's telling a pretty important story, but he can't hear it.

He doesn't know what's going on. So he is always like he can speak Norwegian like fluently and he's starting to be like to the point where he can like speak more Norwegian than English in a sense. Like not really, but yeah, like he will. that happen in old age it can yeah like losing as english if you're fluent in a certain language and fluent i'm talking from the like his mom was hardly spoke english in a sense and so anyway speaks norwegian all the time and then middle of this not even middle of the story you know it's just hold up who does he speak norwegian to sorry to be honest not many people because like to

keep a second language you know you guys to speak it but like so he only has a couple of his friends that are still alive that he can speak Norwegian to. He can always call up his homies in Norway. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He's in Norway. Dude, he's got. He's been there like 12 times. It's weird.

I feel like a little bit uncultured for not knowing any Norwegian. He'll speak to me and I'm just like, and he does it to everyone. He goes, I don't even know. Ishken Bob, the Bede, the Bob. And he goes, and he just sits there and smiles and I go, as always, no idea what he said. He's probably sitting there like you're like. Mike, are you such an asshole to them as you are to us? I'll get to that.

Okay, okay. He's worse. No, no, no, no. He physically abuses. But then, so he's telling the story, and we're all, like, literally on the edge. Yeah, physically. I'm sorry.

I'm on the edge of my seat, as everyone is, and he just goes, you guys want to hear a song in Norwegian? I haven't sang in a while, but I might remember a few, and we're all kind of like, in the middle of those or middle of it. It's very, like, heartfelt.

He's like, yep. Then we walked over. We were in the park and like this and that. You guys want to hear a song in Norwegian? And we're all like, ah, no, me. There it is. He starts singing, bro. Were you laughing?

Yeah, we just, none of us. I mean, trying to hire it, but we're just snickering, laughing. We're like, dude, he's just singing along. And then. Crams, dude, you don't get it. He, like, stops. But he, again, had no idea that this story was going on. So we're like, ha, that was great.

all of us quickly back to the he starts up again with the story it's going good and then he's like i think i know one more rips another song what like and it's just funny because none of us know what he's saying yeah i mean just in a different language singing a folk norwegian song and then at the second one we're like he finally gets close to the end of this story and then he's just like i don't know what else he said but he's like yeah those are only songs i know but I'm still surprised I remember them And we're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there might be one more that I know.

He had no idea what he was just there. Right. Like no idea. That's the sad part is like he's just he can't hear. So he had no idea what was going on. But like to go one past that where you're like, are you as big of a dick? It's me trying to now understand like memory loss.

This is another part of it. You know, he tells me all this stuff. And it's like, stuff I've heard many times and then there's a few times that I've heard like so he's got his new Subaru he got this new Subaru Forrester and it's like all he really has to talk about and uh he'll ask me like I've I've driven it with him I've seen it many times he's given me a tour of it three times and he goes you seen our new car yet it's green Subaru you seen that and I'm like and then I'm not a dick not a dick about it but I'm just like yeah yeah yeah grandpa yep I've seen

it many times driven it with you actually and he's just it's kind of like oh yeah yeah and he's not all bummed out about it but that's something that i need to like cope with and understand like someone forgetting you kind of just have to act like it's your first time hearing it and that's it so like that's been a really interesting thing we just move them into like a nursing home nursing home i don't know if it there's difference between assisted living and the nursing home but the thing about nursing homes is So I haven't had, like, any grandparents, but, like, with Greta's. Like, we'd gone there a couple times.

And it's, like, honestly, really sad to see that, like, that's kind of where you, like, end your life. Right. I don't know. Maybe it's not the case for all. I actually thought that, too, up until they were in an apartment and they're, like, chilling, but they're not able to take care of themselves. So then they go into assisted living. And they're like, this is so much better.

I'm like, okay, thank you for being stoked about it. because it is sad yeah well and a lot of a lot of people when they get old like that they don't want to be there either right and then if they're willing to be there's just like a family's like like i can't just babysit you all day and you know and then it's like a safety hazard to them too if they literally can't take care of themselves but yeah it is it is wild that you kind of like start your life like being taken care of and then you end your life and being taken care of but like i think there's so many i guess it's It is kind of hard when you get to that age,

but there's so many people that are just like, take me out back before you put me at a nursing home. That's what my grandma said. She said, I'm not going out to the house unless I'm going out for you first. Huh. Is she? Yeah,

she's in a nursing home right now. Oh, fucking hates it. But you know what's funny? To me, it's like college, dude. There's bold ladies. Yeah.

They're walking around. There's, there's fucking events. You look at the calendar. There's events all day. They've got wine at eight. They do legit shit. They've got non-

Parties. Yeah, they've got non-alcoholic wine for people who can't mix it with the medicine. They've got alcoholic wine for those who aren't on medicines. But there's so many levels of it. There's the poor ladies that can't walk, can't talk, can't do anything. Then there's the ones that are walking around and go, you look like you need a quilt. I'll knit you a quilt for five bucks. And we could go down to the hair salon that's in here.

Or you want to meet at the cafeteria? It's crazy. Honestly, yeah, no kidding. Do you think nursing homes have like pimps? Jesus Christ. What? I don't know. Like, prostitutes?

I am going to go with no, they don't. It is common. Like, do you think that there's like an old guy that's like, hey. He's got like six girls? Yeah. And he's giving them out. That's horrendous. Maybe Pimp was the wrong.

Yeah, definitely. Wrong. Like, top G. Yeah, like, do you think that there's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pimp was definitely the wrong. Yeah. You know what Pimp is? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like hoeing out girls.

But, okay, do you think that there's guys that are just there just like slant? Oh, 100%. Okay. Dude, that's a. Common thing, there's, there's so many STDs going around in, uh... Is there actually? How common is that? It's very common.

It's very common. Dude, because I mean, they're all... I guess SDs don't go anywhere. They're just fucking spewing, dude. Dude, shut the fuck out. We have grandparents and nursing homes back. Hold on. You think your grandpa's slaying?

Well, no. He's married to. But there's widows there, you know? And this is, right? They, like, just take this lightly. I guess, you know how this is a really bummer thing when, like, the significant other passes away, finally goes home to be with God or whoever,

finally passes away. Then the other, the other remaining spouse in the relationship doesn't seem to last long. Yeah, it's very common. They could last a little longer if they had a little fun towards the end. Jesus Christ. I thought you were about to do a Bluetooth ad read right there. No, no, no.

God forbid any of our grandparents. parents pass but could you imagine you set you sit them down you go all right grandpa grandma's gone you need to get back out there what I've set up I've set up a day with you with Nancy down the hall and I've heard people say that yeah she might be everybody's first hit when everybody gets here but you know what it'll get you back on your feet and he's looking you go what it's like a base hit grandpa it's like a base she might be everybody's first hit when they get here Can you imagine having that rap?

At the nursing home. Someone's just talking shit about your grandma. She's the fucking... She's the nursing home bike. Oh, man. Glad is she's always hanging out at the cafeteria waiting for... Yeah. He's always hanging around the cafeteria.

Just... Yeah, so, I mean, I like the idea of, like, making a nursing home not sound like it's the worst the worst end of the world type thing. Well, you think that way about a lot of things though, but yeah, I agree. I mean, it is about perspective.

But I fuck that. I'm not going into one of them. Even though it sounds great. I'm not going into one. Well, I always wonder. CJ's going to be fully functioning and he's going to be Mark and Titt are going to be in a nursing home and be like boys we are clean enough

and CJ's like 50 and he's like fuck it dude I got to get in there he's paying his own way he checks himself in and out he moves himself in there I come and go as I please no I would not I would not do that yes I was obviously joking about the great part But, dude, I would, if I was, it was like, I'm on the line of starting to have to go to a nursing home,

I would just partake in the most life-risking activities because you either die or you pull it off and you're fucking a legend. Like, they'd be like, Jesus, did you see when CJ jumped, like, 20 school buses at age 67? Or hopefully older than that, 70s, 67. Like, holy fuck, he did it. And if he did, they're like, he just retired from working and he's so bored. Well, hold up, though. All right. I'm going to jump 17 school buses.

I'm going to retirement home. Keep in mind. The age of the average age of death is in the United States is still like 75. Yeah. So that's not like, that's the other crazy thing. And I was like stoked to see like my grandparents are much past that. Stoke for that. But like 75, that's not that old.

I think it's the young people to throw it off. Oh, oh, it's a, oh, oh. Yeah, I mean. Okay, that makes a lot more sense, actually. Yeah, dude, me and CJ's Grandpa Ron, he's 81. Is he really? Yeah, and we're going to take him. Never mind.

I was jumping wage right. I'll be like 85. Yeah, we're going to jump into school bus. We're taking Grandpa Ron reckless golfing with us when we go. Yeah, I don't know if he has too much respect for the golf course. We're not giving him a choice. Yeah, you're right. We'll just give him a couple of years.

You got to put more liquor down. He'll get him like a lot. Hey, he already committed to going golfing with him. We never specified what else we were going to be doing what we're golfing. We started running golf carts off the ledge. He's going to be like, Jesus, you guys are nuts. What are you guys are nuts? But he also might love it because you can't tell me that you've never wanted to do that as a golfer.

Like just hoon out on a golf cart. You know? We're going to be at his country club and everything. I got something funny to show you guys. I don't know. Hopefully I can, hopefully I can show this. But, uh, hopefully. God damn, you guys are going to laugh your ass off.

Look at this. This is what Ben Shane sent me from over at the mansion down the road. He manages the... I saw him. The lawn. Look this. One of his workers fucking drove the riding lawnmower. In the pond, bro. What?

Yeah. I was like, how do you even do that, bro? And he was like, I don't know how he did it. Kind of speech right now, because I don't know how you do that. I'd assume what he's done out? I'd assume what he did is he also suffers from the same thing that Ken. suffers from is um losing complete cognitive ability to like comprehend your situation and know what's going on as soon as shit goes a little south right how does it go south on a

one more so this is what i'd imagine six miles this is what i'd imagine so he's ripping lines he's probably going back and forth not that kind the moan kind right right right and um in the water he's trying to put her in reverse terry throws you know, throws the arm over the shoulder, looks back, ooh, hits the go forward instead of the go backwards, was probably already looking backwards, went forward, saw that he was going forwards, and it's like the grass is right up to the rock ledge.

I used to rip lines there, too. Mowing lines. It's the last job I ever had. I think he hit the go forwards instead of backwards, because they're right next to each other. And what, you held it for 10 seconds? No, I think he suffers from the same thing that Ken does where you panic under pressure.

Even if you dumped it, you just hold it. Polite control of your body. And he whiskey throttled it straight into the pond because he was right at the end. Even if you burped it in the rocks and then slammed reverse, like that mower's not going to be like... It's a fucking riding lawnmower. It's not like you burp it and you pop a wheelie. You tear off. I guarantee that...

He just blurted the throttle a little too hard. What else would happen? What other position could you put yourself in to end up in that pond? So you know how those suckers have cruise control? He was drunk. That's what I was thinking. They don't have. cruise control like that.

They don't have the stick on the side like ours does. Maybe he was sick of that. I thought maybe he had that on and he was running along and he fell asleep. Fell asleep. I don't know. Dude, you're mowing lawns three times a week all. I would be so fucking rattled if I put a lawnmower in there and I was working there.

What if what the fuck am I doing? What if we put our own lawnmower in that pond? I would be a surprise. It could happen if Evan was driving. Evans always driving a lawnmower. CJ's just out for blood today He's just firing Dude could you imagine how embarrassing it was

To crawl out of that pond All died blue like a fucking smirk I'm walking up to Ben I put the lawnmower in the pond The lawnmowers in the pond He'd be like what? The what is in the pond What like you would be thinking it's like stuck on the side or something

Full on Yeah dude I always love seeing just How embarrassing a worker can and embarrass themselves. So like our buddy... Makes you feel better about yourself. Our buddy, Trent, he,

they run, him and his dad and his brother run a cow farm. A pretty big one. And he's gonna be in the retirement home soon. Trent. Yeah, he's a way of dust.

He's gonna be two people that understand that job. Like they have workers, well, no, I'm just saying like they have workers that do dumb stuff. Yeah, most.

And like, he sends us Snapchats of it and it's so entertaining. And one of is just like, hey, check this out. One of our workers, the tractor into the train today

into a moving train. Yeah, and the front of the tractor's gone. The first tractor just wiped itself off and it's like... It hit a fucking train? I think a train hit him. I think more along the lines of a train hit him. You know what the most fucked up thing is? That's not the first train tractor accident they've had.

Yeah, it's the second. So it's just one of those like, how do you even begin to explain that? Yo, wipe the front end of the tractor off. Hit the local train. I've had that happen where I fucked up. You had a train? No, no, just like, At work, when I used to work at Courts Plus, I worked at the, it was a gym.

Anyway, what was your biggest mess up there? I can't remember. I'm sure I had quite a few, but one that sticks out to me. Person came in. It was this guy and this girl, and the girl was, like, crying, and this guy would always buy a guest pass, like, instead of just getting a membership. So I just assumed him probably didn't have, he just couldn't commit the money or whatever. And the girl's like crying, and he's just like, he's like, uh.

Two guest passes, please. Oh, they walk up and she's crying. Yeah, and I'm just like, yeah, it's like, you know, it's uncomfortable. I'm like, obviously there's something going on here. I'm just like, yeah, yeah, and I take the money or whatever, and you're normally supposed to sign your name and all this stuff. So that way when you go in, you're, you know, liable and accounted for and whatever. I didn't have him sign it because I just didn't have the heartbeat,

like, yeah, fill this form out for both of you. And I'd only work there for, like, a couple of months. They go in, end up stealing a bunch of shit out of the lockers. And then they, I was like relatively new. And they go and, uh, wash the cameras back. They're like, that's the person who stole all the stuff. They go, perfect. They came in at this time, CJ, you checked them in.

They go and look at the book. Did they sign in? And I'm like, oh, everyone turns and looks at me. Like, fucking everyone, dude. Everyone. And. and uh unbelievable yeah i felt bad and this one lady that was uh above me by a little ways literally turned and she was kind of like it was like joking but also like not and she was like

it's your fault or something like that like straight up was like you and i remember just standing like fuck like you like you guys don't pay me enough for this shit i've been paid nine bucks an hour i think That's pretty good. It's like how bumped to 10. Yeah, after a couple years. But, yeah, I felt pretty bad about that one. And the worst part was that some of the stuff I got stolen was my girlfriend at the time.

She had, like, a nice coat, her purse, her glasses, some cars. Damn, so you were in the doghouse on all sides. No, she was nice. She understood. No control over that, honestly. Yeah, but anyways, fuck. Dude, one of my biggest brickups when I was. detailing cars was like this is dude i got another one yeah not as i was just wanted to know what you

guys as big as fricups like at work were where you have to report to someone and you're just like but in mine was it happened quick the discipline was quick but i just we have to jump cars all the time when i was detailing cars and i just didn't get the red and the black right and it started on fire but it like sparks you started someone's car on fire and then the battery started on Like some part of plastic or like the foam part of the under the hood started on fire. We put it out right away. With a, what did you put it out with? A fire extinguisher?

No, I mean, just wet rags. Okay. Start peeing on it. We got it out right away, but it's like, they're just like, if it wouldn't have started on fire, they'd have been like, dude, don't make that mistake again. But then since it did start on fire, it's like there's money on the line potentially. And they're just like, you just don't get it. Red on red.

Black on black. So dumb, dude It is pretty dumb, yeah In their defense, that is so stupid No, right, but it's, it wasn't, it's stupid But also it's like a common mistake Like a 50-50 chance I'm not the first one to put red on black

And black on red, I'm not the first one And I definitely won't be the last Fair enough It is cool, you gotta learn some way Might be someone else's car If you want me to pounce on you The next time you make an idiot mistake, I will I got a good story too

About fucking up Ben, you got to tell your two guys' cards. How did the fuck did you know I was going to tell that story? Because they, by far, your biggest. You flooded the basement of the, of the blanket. The blanket mansion. The blanket mansion. The beep it mansion.

Okay, so funny. Why have I not heard this? Because you're embarrassed. You didn't tell anyone. So funny enough. I haven't heard this either. I don't, I don't remember telling anyone. So I'm surprised that Ryan knew that.

All right. That's your problem, dude. Okay. So that same place that CJ just showed the tractor in the pond. This just gets fucked. Dumbass workers, they need to hire some better help. So I worked there when I was like 17 and every day there's like 10 fountains around the entire property.

And so every day, the first thing you do, it's the morning routine is you go into the basement of the main house mansion and you change the filter. out for the fountains right you just clean them and then so you have to turn off two knobs so it stops the water and then you clean the filters and you turn the knobs back on i think i turn one knob or neither knob so it backed up somewhere and long story short the entire basement flooded how much water they didn't know that until like so i think there had to have been like a backup somewhere that took like 12 hours so it was a thursday i'm gone on friday i'm i'm i didn't uh i was out for the day and so no they show up yeah they show up and see the entire basement flooded

and um yeah they figured out that it was like me from the day before and honestly i showed up on monday and they just kind of mentioned it in passing like hey uh basement was flooded um you and i was like i was like i was like i was like what do you mean the basement was flooded like why don't you sell a job it must not have been that bad like you guys would have called me if if it was that bad don't show up john money yeah and um honestly it wasn't that bad because like the entire basement on a mansion is basically industrial and so i think they take into account that you're going to have absolute idiots working it working it so they like dummy proof it which is nice so they basically just went in with a squeegee and they just squeegee

the entire basement out and the entire basement of like a 10,000 square foot house massive massive how much water was in there i don't know if it was like standing water or what but they said it like flooded like the entire basement wow holy balls yeah but i never like that's thing um about that kid putting the the tractor in the pond like that should just like happens and i guarantee BJ's just like, you're a fucking idiot, dude. That's what he told me. But he was like, all right, let's, uh, back to work. Yeah, back to work.

Like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? Fire him and then you're out. I'm sure the owner of the mansion would have, uh, different words. It's not his money. The guy that's telling you. Yeah. He's not paying for.

He's just like, yeah. Yeah, but when you're, when you're that, when you're that much of a baller, though, too, it's like you, you have employee. The dude's probably got thousands of employees. He's probably got so. many employees making mistakes all the time it's just making mistakes you know it's just kind of how it is and when you're older i guess you probably get it maybe not though maybe not i uh when i work for dave i uh it was a complete opposite i i like messed up one time i worked there for four

years i messed up like one time i didn't hook a trailer correctly i was pulling it uphill trailer popped off. I was going back with a skid steer. Trailer popped off the skidsteer ball hitch. Starts tearing down this hill. And it's a skitsier trailer. It's a massive trailer. Heavy, heavy trailer, right?

And this thing is tearing down the hill. So you got Dave's hanger on the left. Trailer's going. Barely misses the hangar. Nice. I'm like, who, okay. Next is the problem.

Big dumpster on the right. Hits the dumpster, plows the dumpster to the edge of that. then it kind of bounces off the dumpster and then it starts going down a huge hill. Meanwhile, I'm chasing this thing in the skid steer like as fast as I physically can hitting every button, I had a Ken moment there.

I straight up Ken to myself. I'm hitting buckets or I'm hitting buttons. I detach the attachment on the skid steer and I run it over. I was just going to say it. And then what, you run it over? I run it over. And when I did that, it cracked two lines.

on the skidsteer because I was hung up on it and I was just like, go! Run it down! And finally this trailer goes down this massive hill, misses two semis parked there. Probably missed them by like two feet. And then it just careens into it like five skidsteer buckets

and it didn't do anything to the trailer and it didn't do anything to the buckets and it missed all these different things along the way. I'm like, oh my gosh, please nothing be wrong because I'm never going to tell anyone about this because I'm so fucked if this, if like something is broken, right? I'm like, this could be so

bad. I'm like looking, semi's okay. Skidster buckets, trailers, okay. Hanger, airplane, fuel tank, all okay. And then I'm looking at the skid steer. I'm like, what the, what's this pile of hydraulic fluid doing underneath it? And I'm

like, no, I have to tell them what happened. I tell them. And then I guarantee Dave wouldn't have done this but Al, the guy that was kind of in charge of me, took the skits to your hydraulic lines out of my paycheck and I was getting paid $11 an hour. Oh.

How much that cost? I don't know, maybe a couple hundred bucks. But still, I was just like... Damn, dude. What the fuck? Yeah. I doubt Dave would have done that, but he was just like more of a hard-oh.

Yeah. But I was just so happy. I was so happy. Imagine if it would have, like, sent through a building. Yeah, $1,000. Yeah, it would have been so bad. It would have been so It hits like the whole side

And the whole thing falls on like an airplane Dude it could have been so bad Yeah I guess I didn't really have that Those are pretty good ones Those are all pretty significant Fuck up boys Fuck fuck up boys

Thanks One time when I was Working at a car wash Working at the car wash I'm not gonna say at what dealership They'd bring in nice cars or whatever I'm in high school I hop in this like

Older I think it was like a Land Rover or some kind of cruiser thing off road like 90s vehicle i'm like cool it's like nice like this guy takes really good care of it and i'm going through and i'm i'm an idiot so i'm not thinking and i go i'm going to listen to some music as i'm like sending it through this thing that has uh it's like a wash thing and it had like the like a car wash yeah car wash there we go okay but it had like the fucking you know like the little the swoopers swoopers oh it touch car wash yeah touch car wash

and I hit the radio button and all of a sudden I see an antenna coming up as I'm in the freaking thing swooping back and forth antenna just gets kicked I'm freaking hitting it won't come up won't go down won't go down just ends up going up

and I'm just sitting there and it just gets wrecked it's all mangled bent off and I go pulling out of the car wash and I pull it out and the guy is right there no he didn't watch and he goes immediately goes to the antenna. The antenna. It wasn't bent.

I just got it fixed. I just got it. So he's definitely looking. I don't remember what I did. I was just like, dude, I'm sorry. And he was being a dick.

He was all mad at me. I'm like, dude, I'm sorry. Like, let's go talk to whoever and they'll get you to taking care of. The worst thing that ever happened was I was with, I was pulling out of this other little bay thing.

And I was in a really nice Audi, outy Q8, You never figure that out, have you? I never did. Is it Audi? Yeah, but it's whatever you want. You just got to stick to your guys. Audi Q8.

Okay. Supercharge, super nice, brand new. They were working on this construction stuff, and there was like this, uh, there was like this fucking like copper post thing that was sitting in the dirt. Dude, you're doing a lot of hand movement. Copper postage. Oh, okay. Goes back to it.

You're not used to this much range of motion. Anyways, I don't know why, but for some reason the door was still open and I was just going to pull it through and there's normally enough room and it fucking ran the copper wire off the fucking door and scuffed up the side of this thing and I pull out. This is why you can't trust dealerships. I'll never bring a car there. You can't pull it out. Dude, I pull out. I'm like, holy fuck. I just fucked up so bad.

My heart sunk. And I go and tell, like, the manager. I'm like, dude, I just fucked up. I just fucked. He comes over. He's looking at it. He's like, and like the people, and the people come up. It's like this nice family.

And he just goes, don't see anything. And just, hey, let me help you. Get in the car. They leave. He sent him off with it. And he knew, I knew I felt terrible. I went home that night. I felt all bad.

But, I mean, what a fuck. Do you feel any better getting that a little bit off your chest? I mean, I told my dad and my parents. They're like, well, I don't know what else to tell you, man. but yeah i felt really bad but i'm sure maybe you know they yeah i mean fuck your car gets more fucked up going to the dealership

than it does when you had it yeah well when i brought my corvette in last year uh i i had just put on a just put on a front lip front splitter and i bring it to the corvette dealership and you would think that they had a little just a couple more brain cells than the rest Not the Corvette dealership It's just the Chevrolet dealership

But they have the Corvette technician Take care of it Nope, still an idiot Pulls it on to the alignment rack Doesn't use the lift And just tears off the front lip Yeah That's what when you were saying

I think last podcast When you're saying about the ZO6 and all this And you're like, it's dope You can go to any GM dealership And get it serviced Which is true But I'm like Just still idiots

I know it's like you still got to like pick and choose which GM dealership you're bringing your 100 plus thousand dollars I only trust I only trust my GTR at two places right it's same for you like Nissan you bring it to a Nissan dealership but it yep yeah with my buddy Scott at Red River Motorworks or my buddy Matt at Srd right and neither them is a Nissan development and neither of them but they both fucking take care of it like they get it they don't you know you know no dumbass race car or whatever it's make I know it's not I know it's not going to get messed up i just know that's the thing no one's going to be leaning on it they're

not going to fucking like i just know it's in good hands and it probably costs a little more but it's also my buddy shop and it's worth it that's another thing i thought about like bringing your red corvette into a normal gm dealership i'm like if i work there as an average joe if i'd be stoked i'd be like this thing's sick i'd want to sit in it i know i used to work i used to work there i was a dumbass high school kid that ran the doors in the copper yeah I was sitting all of them. When we used to at the dealership that I used to work at, we'd have to go get them from the back lot.

These were new cars, not owned by anybody, but the dealership. And you would have to go get them. And it would be really cold out in the winter. So you'd get in it and you go, man, it's golden here. How do I get this car to warm up faster? You just revved the piss on. Oh, that's just inconsiderate of you. Get the warm up.

I cannot. I cannot believe you did that. And then someone gets this new car, probably just like Ken's Tesla. They were reving the, they're beating the hell out of it before Ken got it. Now, these were certified pre-owned,

so it's okay. Okay, yeah. But I did one time. So if someone with less money that was getting a used car, that's only going to have inevitable problems and no warranty. Pre-owned is just pre-abused. You're kind of odd one out now working at a dealership. Yeah, seriously.

I was going to say the only other thing, the, you know, every company with employees has their issues, but we've been so lucky with ours, have come in here. I'm in here. We'll give a special shout out.

And the comments have been honestly so heartwarming that you guys welcome him the way that we have. People love you. You're an absolute superstar. I have the only complaint. And like, dude,

don't get me wrong. I get it. Because you're so, so dope. But this guy's head has just gone through the ceiling. What? Yeah, he is pretty damn cocky.

He's so cocky now. There was a kid. The humble, like, Ev that we hired on and know and love, used to no and love. Like, I thought you were going to talk about. He's always breaking shit, but okay. No, no, no. He did find an autograph and a picture today to some really little kid. It was a big fan.

He's not responding to anyone but hot moms now. Had his sunglasses on. He was just like, I don't take pictures right now. And I was like, I'll take one. I'll take one. I took one. Evan was just rolling on his sunglasses on, flat brim like that. I'm surprised you're not wearing your sunglasses.

right now. This is the first time I've seen your eyes in a while. Ev the other day. Ev the other day. This is one of the best. This is one of the best things I've actually heard, the new Evan, say. Ken gets his new Tesla. He's all feeling pretty good about it. Ken's standing in the kitchen.

Evan walks in, flat room, sunglasses on. He goes, hey, Ken, once you take that fucking minivan to the grocery store and get some food for this place. And I quit what I'm I think I was on my computer I shut my computer And I go Did I just You could take that Ken?

And Ken I think drops what he was doing Jeez And then he hopped in his little And he hopped in his minivan He ran to the grocery store No way What was good for him Evan's calling the shots around here now

That's a good thing Evan That's so fucking rattled He can't even speak yeah you caught me up guard on how i thought i was totally gonna get scolded for breaking stuff so no no no that's part of your job that comes with the we like it when you break that comes with the trade that that's basically in your job uh definition that employee contract that you signed that you uh um we won't talk about that one i didn't read right That's your laugh is a little too evil

Now I'm wondering what's in that contract There's a couple clauses I was going to read it But it was like 10 pages I said don't worry about it Especially the fine print Don't even worry about that Ev

You think I would take advantage of you And do you dirty Obviously you didn't sign the first one though right No of course not Oh yeah that's good Yeah the first one that would have fucked you. Yeah, you had a second one in the drawer.

I was supposed to decline the first. And be like, all right, here's the real one. All right. Okay, we figured you weren't dumb enough to sign that one. That was a test. That one signed your whole life away. It's worth it. Worth it.

Oh, I'm just kidding. Have you been actually a really good kid? In the comments, people love you. I'm glad to hear they like it. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You're glad they like it.

They love the Ev. The Ev, dude. I'm like the E! Hey, you like it? Evan. There we go. Put your sunglasses back on, dude. Yeah, that's much better.

Who are these? Oh, now you're playing stupid. It looks like Ozzy Osbourne You look like the fucking three blind mice Do it? No, no No You don't know

Sometimes Ken looks like the three blind mice In his circle once You're like that Holy fuck Fav Yeah, we got to get Ken of Kane He'll his way around How do we look over here?

Chatter and Ivan Dude, they're fucking up They're fucking up You got fucking Elton John over here do you get nervous on the podcast uh i don't think i do but then i just locked down and can't talk so yes yes i think i do it's okay dude on my first podcast i didn't talk the whole time i just sat you like this that's true he did 41 episodes later i'm getting better though just not dude that's so funny ryan didn't say a single word the entire podcast no it's very funny

and then all the comments are just like yo ryan gonna talk to be fair we uh I feel like we were leaving no opportunity for anyone to talk because we were just trying to like fill up any kind of blank space was like, we got to talk about something. Hey, Ev, I do want to actually ask you, how is being a part of the squad and like being here for what, three months at this point? Like, how is it? Four months. It's amazing.

I mean, it's fun like every day. Like, uh, we're always getting into something doing a lot of different. stuff. I've never spent so much time on the water, which is kind of terrifying. We're going to get you those swimming lessons. We're going to get you those swimming lessons. Yeah, we actually do need to get that more of, I put that in the employee contract that you didn't read. We got to cover you guys. You should get me swimming lessons. You get to get faded and ride around on the lawnmower. That is my favorite thing. There is so much grass around here to mow. And we're only getting more out on the track. So like, yeah, dude. Evan, you do spend a lot

time mowing you got to come over to our house and mow can i employ you to do that i'm going to need a little bonus for that's fine we might be able to work something about what about the other bonuses we've been good you need a box of teas over there too preferably in the crisper already cold yeah and yeah i do that what is your favorite part about just like the life change like you just you just up and quit what you're doing for 10 years and now you're doing something completely different like could not be more polar opposite on so many different fields but like i don't know like how have you taken the change you've seemed to adopted it extremely well um with everything that comes with it but was it more of like a hit right away where it was just like kind of like okay

all right getting into the swing of things no i don't think i was ever like shook or you know like oh my god what's going on here um but you guys have been super good like if i need to something you tell me otherwise i feel like i can always find something to like do and then the fact that we have a dirt bike track like a hundred yards from where i sleep every night it's pretty amazing is that your favorite part like just being able to ride dirt bikes and shit yeah like seven o'clock you know starting temperature drops a little bit and just like hop on the bike ride 20 seconds down the road and go rip motos on a pristine track on a freshie yeah on a brand new bike i don't think uh it gets better than that is true it's pretty ideal it is good to see you taking advantage of the track because

well one i can't ride because i'm not good but like it's fun to see someone go out there and enjoy it and and really rip it you know especially in your free time yeah exactly i can't take you too seriously over there in your glasses and have you have been a few months have you have been a good mentor to mike lately. Dude, honestly, you told me I needed to start getting mic up earlier, but now I've been getting up later. I'm lucky to be going by 9.30, 10 o'clock. When I started, I was up at like 6. I know. I used to walk in the door at like 8.30. Evans up, dressed ready. Like, all right, what are we going to do? I was like, listen, buddy, go back to bed. Nobody's getting here to 11. It is so funny how quickly you just adopted our schedule. Well, I mean, that is part of it. Like, I might as well

sleep in a little later. If nothing really gets going to like nine. at the earliest on average. Yeah. I appreciate my sleep. By like 10 a.m. you're breaking in the teas. No, no, no. You got to wait until noon.

When did you put that rule in place? Is that like right now? You know, whenever I'm thirsty, I think that's when it's tea time. I don't think you can put a time anywhere on that. All right. So, yeah, you are really bad at swimming and just lay. lake sports in general, which it was such a blessing to find that you weren't good at something because you're so just naturally talented at basically everything we do that's not involving

water. Water. Right. Dude, the lake sports have been a total reality check because even if... Not that much, the buddy's ego is still just... Like, I don't expect to be like super good at it, but I'm fairly coordinated at a lot of things. like I can step on a skateboard and just cruise down the driveway. But like a wake surfing, I can't do that at all.

Like, I don't even understand it. To be fair, I don't think that really matters. In what? Matters in what? In general, nothing fucking matters. You're right, Ben. Nothing matters. Dude, I told CJ that yesterday.

He was bugging out about something in the video. And I said, buddy, this isn't an Emmy winning movie here. It's just for entertainment purposes. is it doesn't have to fucking completely make sense like they it was written in scripture somewhere I think the people like that too they they can see the learning curve throughout the years like everyone on dirt bikes wouldn't be fun if everyone started out as a professional like it's good as Evan dude dude is my ego this bad where is this all coming from we actually brought you on here to humble you Evan plug your ears okay

It's funny because Evan doesn't have an ego, but he's so easy to rattle and make him think that he does. That's why I'm fogging these glasses. You've got me sweating behind him here. Like, what? Have I really changed this much? I'm just going to go sit and look at myself in the mirror. Bring Nikki in.

Bring her in. And your family, and the mom and dad. Hey, or, uh, John. You're a good kid, Evan. Don't lie to me. You just need a little guidance. I don't know where we're going on with. I don't either, but I just still, I can't take you too seriously in those glasses.

Maybe Evan, I could, but not you. Why? If you could see yourself, you'd know why. All right, you want to close it out for us? No. You know what? Actually, thank you. I needed that.

I don't know. I got to go shower. I'm sweating. All right. All right. Now that note, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you next week. Every Tuesday, 9 a.m.

Unless YouTube is lazy, but 9 a.m.