Life Wide Open with CboysTV - How Ken Flirts, The Making of Quad, & Moving Back In With Our Parents

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

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I was expecting something a lot more special. than a regular sweatshirt when you said that. All right. Well, while Ryan disrobs, I'm going to bring us in. Welcome back to the LifeLot Open podcast on thin ice. We're back. This is the second annual fishing podcast. And I believe last year when we did this,

this ice house is not like a permanent. It doesn't have hard walls. And it was freezing. And it's feeling much better in here today, boys. It was 20 below last year, but it is a legitimate snowstorm this year. We've gotten probably six. At least six inches.

Six inches of snow. and six inches is way too much. That's a lot. That's way too much than anybody would ever need. Six inches is more than we had all last year. I think it's looking promising

for being a snowy winter boys. It is looking pretty good. It's so good. We're just, we're supposed to get a foot tomorrow? No, that was a blatant lie. Oh, yeah. I was trying to find where you...

I was trying to find where you saw a foot. I went through a couple different apps and I was like, there is nowhere saying a foot. I know this is going to be kind of hard, but I feel like when you're in the ice house, the most crazy conversations happen. because, with the exception of the whole podcast thing, you'd think no one is listening.

Yeah, no, I think we've already proven that. I'm pretty sure the first five minutes of us be... The propane fumes are what makes it good. That's what I was trying to prevent. Yeah, that's the keys. You just need to get... You got too much carbon dioxide in the air? You're trying to, like, asphyxiate yourself slightly.

I think the conversations we had before the cameras turned on proved that point, right? Straight to jail. At least hopefully before the camera. Camera's wrong. Ryan just kept telling Dalton to bounce on it. That's not a direct quote. That's not a direct quote.

I heard that. I think about that. We have like, there are certain instances when the conversations just get really aggressive. One would be when we're like all collectively signing stuff. Like when we're signing the skateboards, we're all just sitting at a table together for a couple hours. And the conversations gets pretty aggressive.

when we're changing wheels, we really get into it. Hey, like, would you rather type stuff or like, what would you do if? Dude, I'll tell you an example of some aggressive conversations. And it was two days ago when me and CJ took my 83-year-old grandpa Ron to a Vikings game and we brought with Dalton to film it. The shit he was saying... Which one? Grandpa Ron or Dalton, I'm still confused. The shit Dalton was saying to my grandpa, like,

Jail time. Let me say that. It was like the most aggressive, like, you're going to have to beef half of this shit, but like, I fucking I pulled her. So at the same time, like saying that shit to my grandpa. And he was scary. No, Grandpa Ron started it.

He started it. He started it. And I was just telling my half of the story. He started this whole conversation. I mean, he's an 83-year-old unhinged man. It's hard to blame him. for your actions. He started the conversation.

Well, it doesn't mean that you have to carry it on at an accelerated rate of the aggressiveness of what you were saying. It got to the point it was so bad where it ended actually with even my grandpa going, jeez. He sat back and was like, Ben sent one snap of what you were saying. And I was like, how did this conversation even start? Oh, that was the whole road trip down there the entire time. the Vikings game and then the entire road trip back. Oh, this was for hours.

Yes, it was the whole day. That was just one split second that I caught on camera. The dad lore is going to go crazy. The dad lore is going to go absolutely insane. Just like his does. That's how it got brought up. Justin is not making the most, like, sexual jokes of all time to an 83-year-old man. I'm just not the dad-law.

Like the stuff that you've done before you came to be a dad and then you tell your kids. You ain't going to tell you kids that. You have to come to be a dad? I mean, technically, yeah. Technically, you do have to come and then you can be a dad potentially. I knew what's going to happen. I knew what's going to happen. It's getting Western.

So, yeah, it was some aggressive shit. But that was actually not the dumbest thing that happened at the Vikings game. Which was? Me and CJ bet $5,000 on the commanders to... Well, you bet against the Vikings. Yeah. I mean, let me explain how this goes. I'm happy for you.

Let me explain how this goes. I'm on my way to the shop. It's like six in the morning. Me, CJ, Dalton, they're about to go down to the Vikes game. Grandpa Ron's coming. We're fired up. And I'm like, yo, CJ, I got this idea. Let's both put up $2,500 and put it on the Vikings, have a little sweat.

And if we win, if the bet hits, we give Grandpa all the money. Wow. And he just goes, brother. I am not betting on the Vikings. And I go, dude, aren't they? Yeah,

yeah, yeah, it is. But I go, aren't they favored to win? And he was like, doesn't matter. They'll disappoint you every time.

I'm not betting on the vikes. I mean, he wasn't wrong. And so I go, do you think it's a lock on the commanders? And he goes, yeah. I go,

all right, let's put the money on the commanders then. And then we look at each other and we're like, oh, this is pretty funny. It is. This is pretty funny. Entertainment value high.

Yeah, we were like, all right, we bet on the, commanders to win. If they do win, Grandpa's going to be bummed, but then we're going to be like,

here's the money. If they lose, we'll just be stoked because the Vikings won. That was our mentality, right? That kind of makes sense. The fact that if Grandpa was bummed out because the Vikings lost, you guys would at least give him the money.

I was like, why would you bet against the home team? You're going to be bummed either way. Why so much? Yeah, holy shit. That's my only question. Just to feel something, right? Just, I don't know. Five, five, five.

thousand dollars seems like a lot more of a rounded off number than like putting a thousand yeah like 10,000 on the viking is a good nice number you know like yeah it should have yeah yeah it was just I was just fired up I was just fired up so was CJ and yeah we we made a bad decision we went to the Vikings game I guess it started with us going to grandpa Ron and we go hey grandpa we got five grand on the game oh man you guys didn't learn from the last time did you because last time we went to a Vikings game we put five grand up And they didn't clear the spread. They pushed. It was a push. They pushed. They pushed. Yeah. And he goes, oh, you guys didn't learn from last time.

Oh, well, this will be entertaining, nevertheless. We didn't tell them that we bet on the commanders. So the whole game. Oh, no. So, yeah, so the whole game. Oh, my God. We get to the seats. He was just fired up from the get-go because the seats were awesome.

Shout out Ken for booking those seats. And we get there. The Vikings come out and look like a fucking Super Bowl team. They really did. knew that C.J. had money against him. I thought you were cursed. C.J.'s fucking cursed. That guy should not be allowed to force gamble. Someone needs to take away his phone.

I wish I would have paid attention and heard what your bet was ahead of time. Because I didn't pay any attention to that. We didn't tell anyone. Yeah. No, I wish you would have, so I could have bet the opposite of you. Because I could have profited amazing. Yeah, it would have been smart. So we get there. We're watching the first drive or like the first drive of the game, Vikings come down and score, right? And me and C.J. look over at each other. And we're like, what the hell?

was that and like i mean we've said on the podcast or cj has made it insanely clear that he thinks j j mccarthy's the worst quarterback of all time right yes and so that's why he was like i'm not putting money in j j mccarthy's hands and so he comes out and it looks like freaking tom brady and i'm looking over at him i'm like what is this and grand peron is fired up oh no because he thinks you guys are winning he thinks we're winning so vikings proceed to beat them 31 to zero and you know you were cooked like half time half time yeah half time and cj and i are just like looking over at each other the whole time just like dude what are we doing grandpa's freaking out every time they would score a touchdown we'd cheers and i it was fun because like the vikes were

firing but i thought that it would be more like well the vikes either win i'll be happy or i make uh five grand and i'll be happy it wasn't yeah i was like way more fixated on like losing the money yeah for sure Yeah, so, like, we went into it. Like, this is a win-win situation. It wasn't. It was a loser. Yeah, so I'm not going to make that mistake again.

And then, yeah, it ended with Grandpa Ron just being like, this was the best day ever, boys. The best game I've ever been to, had so much fun. And to make it even better, you guys won five grand. And we go, we just look at him and just go, yeah, grandpa, we got something to tell you. We lost five grand. We put it on the commanders. And he literally looks at us and goes. You guys couldn't be more stupid, could you?

And it just goes silent. We're like, no, no, we couldn't. You're right, grandpa. Okay, I respect the thought process because the Vikings have sucked for the last, like, I don't know how many weeks. But the commanders are also a trash team. Did you even Google the Washington commanders? Their quarterback got hurt, and their whole line was hurt.

Literally the last game. That's what I said. Yeah. That's what I said. That's why I went to CJ. Man, and said one thing, but said another. CJ said commanders is a lock. Ben.

I thought the Eagles were too. I watched them lose yesterday. I go, I literally was sitting on the couch and I watched the Eagles turn over the ball twice in one possession. I went, ooh, CJ's going to hate that. Yeah, CJ put a bunch of money up on the Eagles game last night trying to win it back and then lost that. So the kid's actually so down. He's pretty down. He didn't even show up.

He was like, I can't show my face on this podcast. And then he just found out that his whole house is riddled with black mold. Yeah, that's a huge I got a phone call from CJ yesterday So they did some mold test last week Came back today and they were like Yeah, you guys should not be living in that house If I were you, I would move out

But Alex and I are moving out of the house What the fuck? Before we get to you moving in with your parents Lucky for you guys, they're someone smart And I bet on the Vikings Oh, did you? Yeah, of course I not only bet on the Vikings

I bet the under Oh, that's a good bet. What was the payout for that? I put $20 on the Vikings to win and $20 on the under. So what was the payout? I think I made like $60 back. So, yeah, $40. You know what, Ryan?

Smart. Yeah. Smart. Gramp around would be proud of you. Yeah. I should call him and tell him that. He would. I knew one of my grandsons was smart.

CJ is on a losing streak, though, because think, when our buddy got his big goose neck stuck, And then I was like, well, I'll grab my truck. Oh, shit. Yeah, he lost there, too. And he's just like, you're going to pull it out with your truck? And I'm like, well, we could use yours too. He's like, no, what I'm saying is no truck's going to pull that out. And we all look at him.

He was like, what should we do? Call the toe truck. And he's like, probably. And then I'm like, well, we got to at least try. And then he's like, it's not going to work. And so Ben goes, 100 bucks. I think it'll work. And I go, well, I'll put 100 on it, too.

It's my truck. And it yanked out first try. First try, baby. Needed that. I was standing next to Bobby And when CJ's saying that he's looking at me He's like, dude, we can pull it out I know, dude

And when he was saying that The kid actually has been making some bad decisions This weekend, I'm going to literally take away his wallet Yeah, you gotta like protect I'm pretty nervous CJ said he's going to bring I think 5 grand with the Vegas He's trying to pay for his fucking drywall

Dude, his whole house is moldy The kid quite literally can't afford it after the week that we've had literally can't i think you were saying that before we made a couple bad decisions he's going to turn it all around in Vegas but it all on red and he's going to double it up and keep going let it rad let it red yeah so we're three out of six that are back we got three C boys living in their parents basements yeah exactly three seven we're down back you moved back in with your parents how is that going first off i text my mom and my dad is like hey CJ's house is four moving back in CJ's house

house is full of mold, so I am going to move back in today. An hour before he moves back in. No, it was in the driveway. This was in the morning and I didn't show up until late at night. So I was literally the day off. You showed up and they had already turned your room and I walk in the door and they're fighting about

Christmas ornaments. I was like, oh my God. Literally getting in a full bone like verbal altercation. I was like, what are you? And I was like, maybe a good thing you move back in. And I was like, you guys are fighting over Christmas ornaments. This is so stupid. You should see what me and my friends fight about every day. And then I finally, were you the mediator then? I tried to be and then eventually I was just like, this is stupid. I just brought my stuff down to my room and shut the door. Why didn't you just help him find the ornaments? It's like you never left, bud. No, it wasn't,

it wasn't an ornament issue. It was we have plenty of ornaments. No, I want new ones. It was like, no, apparently my dad put some ornaments away last year out of order and they couldn't find to them so it's like it's fine it doesn't matter does your mom still have all the cocks in her kitchen oh no she got rid of all the cocks yeah really after you moved out other than that though i mean how many nights have you been there i've been there one night oh i'm considering finding other places to live like where i heard there's a couple rental houses available hopefully my contractor could get me in my house in expedited fashion Ken's going to be living, there's like no sheetrock in there, and you're just, like, laying on the floor.

Ken's going to be helping them lay the floor in there. Ken's literal words to me in my office where, as long as they put a toilet in, I'll live there. As long as there's a toilet, I can shower at the shop or the gym. I've got a fridge in my boat house. So literally just a toilet, and I'm good. Well, imagine the echo in your house, no drywall, just porcelain splatter. Oh, speaking of. Pull up the video.

Play the footage. Yeah, you scared Evan with that one. We were just having a conversation. We were talking, and then I thought Ken went back into his office. That's why I just stand there and staring at him because we just got done talking, and then he's just rifling down the stairs. Jesus!

Hey! Bro! They hurt it in fucking Ottertail County. You walked by like 50 spray, dude. It looks like a battlefield. It's bad. It's bad, Ken. What happened?

I'd been kind of holding it in for a little bit. I was just like, okay, I got to go. I walked by 20 minutes later. Still smelled like just one of those. toxic waste bins. It was like leaking up into my office, and I turned the air purifier on and did nothing for an hour. So, yeah, to answer your question, Ben,

to answer your question, Ken cannot live in the boathouse because there's no toilet. You can run the bucket deal from the houseboat or just stay in the houseboat. Either one's a de-snop. There you go. I was like, what's worse living with my parents or not being able to relieve myself? Boat house is a solid option, though. I've been telling you that.

I'm like, bro, move into your boat house. There's a bar. There's a bar. You're good. Full liquor. No, no, no. The boat house next to the merch barn, you should just. That, too.

Oh, the house boat. If you ran a heater, you know, 24-7 in there, I think you could. In the houseboat? The houseboat might get above freezing if you run a heater 24-7. Maybe. There's a little bit of insulation in there. Yeah. There's a couple Tony's still in the wall or what?

Yeah, it wouldn't hurt to probably get that thing heated up before those things explode. Well, Justin, we probably should talk about how we're in a fish house since Justin's been out here camping on this. of ice holes since literally 10 a.m. and it's four. Five. Five, 17. How many fish have we caught here? Are we going to catch a fish this podcast? I'm not going to lie, not feeling super confident. I don't like the sounds of that. So the bite window definitely, it was hot from like three to four. So basically right up until before we showed up. Correct. Yeah. So maybe there was a walleye that came through right before everybody got here so maybe we'll see what happens but yeah we can help how's uh how's dad life sick honestly being a dad is really big fast he's crazy like he'll be 10 months soon which is

nuts he's moving around all over the place which is fun sometimes first word was da uh yeah he says he says dad-da a lot's amazing damn you got him with the dadda first dude when uh when cleats I was talking about, like, way back when Cleetus was saying that, like, that's the best feeling in the world, 100%. I've been trying to teach Daisy to say, Dada. It's not working. Not working. Did get her to start pooping outside. That's a big win.

That's a big win. I can't get Hayes to do that. Mike get cold. But yeah, it's so much fun. He's, like, watch just how quickly they grow is wild. I'm on nine months of, like, no sleep still, but it's just the time flies they grow. they're happy it's really really fun so yeah bro the amount of text we get at like literally 3 a any time of the night really yeah because i mean the good thing is is he's consistent the bad thing is

is that he's consistent sometime between one and three a m every night really yeah i could literally in the last nine months i have slept through the night less than 10 times and that's no no exaggeration that's i mean that's typical like first year of like parenthood but you kind of get used to it but kind of not so i tried to i tried this last week just uh staying up after you would wake up so it didn't matter if it was 2 a.m or 3 a.m or whatnot i just stayed up what what why because i don't know try it out more hours to drink caffeine yeah i mean more hours to more protein more caffeine more get more shit done yeah i mean it actually worked pretty good until when i was up from i think this last week Monday through Thursday

I was up from like 3 until 10 PM yeah the following day well yeah 3 a. 3 a.m. to 10pm so it was like the wake hours and honestly fine like you get a lot of shit done in the morning

like it was an incredibly productive time no shit literally yeah everybody else is asleep you and uh you and Megan have a pretty good system like you just always take those night shifts just nice of you but also then she takes the evening shift this is a weird thing like when you get to this point in parenthood like it's almost like a negotiation of who wants to put him down at night depending on what kind of mood he's in because if he's in a

really good mood all day and he's tired and he's tuckered out and you get to put him down it's like the highlight of your day so it's like sometimes we have to go back and forth and like well you put him down last night I want to put him down tonight so yeah because it's really like it is precious it's like the best part yeah so now the 3 a.m. time that is I don't know why I I just am wired for that, I guess. I just, I wake up really easily, and, like, I just get a bottle, put him back down. He's usually back down. Bottle for him.

Yeah, Megan could sleep through a fucking freight train going through the house. She does not wake up. Mike's baby is going to be crying for 12 hours on end before my tears. That's why, so our system will be like, I'll just already, I'll be up. If he wakes up at one or two, I'll already be up. Still awake. So then hopefully I'll be like, I'll get him. I'll get her or him.

I'll get him at that time. Now, if it's like a 5 a.m., freight train could be running me over. Hopefully that baby's cool with sleeping until noon. Yeah. I don't do that anymore. Dude, you really don't actually. Credit where credit's due.

You still live an hour away. But I don't wake up at noon anymore. No, a lot of times, I mean, you're ripping a monster at 530, which is a little crazy. but like the amount of times we get texts from you at like 738 am pretty pre 9 o'clock most days honestly today was earlier than usual i got up at 745 which is not really you said that you said that five year ago mike that would have been completely out of the picture you wouldn't have been like fully in REM sleep yet that would have been you just going to bed at that time which that is what's funny like if i go to bed at three i'm hitting REM sleep at like 7

So, try not to keep it that late. I was in the warehouse the other day talking to our warehouse managers, his name's Darius. He's a beast. So sad. Him and his brother, actually, they were both telling me their sleep schedules. Crazy. Because Darius's brother was like, yeah, just about to hit 70 hours.

I was like, for the week. And he's like, yep. I was like, isn't it Wednesday? Or maybe it's Thursday. But it was crazy. And he was like, yeah, I've been getting here at like 3 a.m. I was like, what time you've been leaving? And he was like, round eight.

He's like, dude, you don't have to be doing that. I was like, no one expects that. Like, that is crazy behavior. And he was like, yeah, packages got to get out. So the merch team is working hard. Just know that. They have had a long, long rip from a black Friday up until, honestly, it's going to be the day before Christmas.

I was like, and it's dots along down anytime soon. Shout out to you guys. Dude, that whole team is. is just awesome. Like the our core team that we've got is just fantastic. And then like the people that we've got like our temp staff for the holiday season are also just crushing. So we're very,

very lucky to have that team. But Darius and Damien, I've known those guys for a long time because back when I worked at SGA, I worked with them for a while. They're actually sick in the head. Yeah. Different of breed. I don't understand how.

I think one of them had the caffeine in like the, though. It was like, it was like for horses or something shit like that. It's just like a little like measuring thing that you're supposed to like add caffeine to like drinks or something. It's like how you would add oil to gas where like you pour it and it like fills up the thing and then goes in. But it's just straight fucking caffeine.

Oh yeah. It's made. It's like that's not good. It's made to like make a five gallon bucket for like a crew. But like they just use it in. Obviously you can put as much or little as you want in it. But you know when you put a. scoop of whatever energy powder you have like it's like pre-workout times 11 yeah those guys are nuts which works so actually their dad came in and is doing some temp work for us for the like holiday season working in the warehouse and so i was sitting there chopping it up with them and started

with being like dude where'd these kids get their work ethic from like this is crazy you know and i was trying to get to know him a little bit i was like just saying could it be you I go, yeah, like, what do you enjoy doing? And he's like, I really enjoy going and doing karaoke. And I go, where at? And he goes, oh, at the Eagles bar every Friday afternoon or every Friday night, they have karaoke. And I look up and I see CJ and CJ here's the same thing. And we're like, this Friday, there we go.

Because a couple weeks ago, CJ and I were sitting there like, how can we get Ryan to sing? Because of Ryan's shirt, we found out that. that he wanted to be a rock star. And we didn't know that. We didn't know that about Ryan. But after you requested our designer to make him look like a rock star, we figured that out.

So we were like, holy shit. We got to see Ryan in action, right? So we've been trying to find a place to do karaoke. We heard that and we were like, it's on. And boy, did it evolve. Yeah, Ryan, I think we found something. Quad. I think we found something really special.

Like, we unlocked a new version of Ryan. Yeah. I can't wait to see that. I haven't seen any of that shit yet. Is it dot MP3 or dot MP4? It's dot MP3. I just blacked out after my performance. No, MP3 is music.

MP4 is viddys. Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll make. But yeah, just us all knowing what was in store for Ryan that night, him not knowing, him actually coming into it thinking that we had something planned for Ken, completely off the scent. Could not have been more blindsided. We came into that week. Ben just said there's a video bit planned.

Someone's coming on Friday. Yeah. Someone's coming on Friday. And then you just started. You just started antagonizing me to get me all wound up. Well, pause. Hey, yo. He walked by six cases of water to drive to the Cormorun store to buy a singular water.

I just needed to go like go for a drive and calm down because I'd been kind of getting a little wound up there. Which is wild because you weren't even, you had nothing to do with it. How it started, though, is I, you know, I told all the guys. I was like, hey, Friday night clear your schedule and most of Friday during the. day we got something planned and uh i didn't tell ken you know loose lipsinks ships i've been good i've been good lately but because you haven't known anything stop telling you things and cj knew ev knew mike knew but so so everyone knew yeah i even got to investigate yeah ryan started getting suspicious right he's like what's going on here and i was like normally i would just tell him

because 98% of the time it's not a surprise for ryan it's for ken and i just go oh dude Yeah, nobody knows. Nobody knows. I can't tell you. And he started, like, digging in, right? And so I was like, I never investigated, but I thought it wasn't about me. That's how confident I was that I was off the hook this week. I was like, I got to throw Ryan off this scent.

So I just go, Ken Jimino, you ready? And then I start doing, like, airboxing. It worked. And then CJ goes from the other side of the shop. And then immediately Ken just, oh, he's on alert, bro. Just staring at the wall I don't know if nor like if people experience the feeling of knowing you're about to be fucked with As much as us

Like everybody knows when your friends are kind of pranking you But it normally happens like live in a moment Like you're out at some place and you can kind of tell your friends are messing with you But like we have premeditated pranks in like scenarios that are going to like put you in an uncomfortable position So like that's when you know that something A whole evening is dedicated to it. You're like, oh, whoever this is is so fucked. And usually you're on the inside, so you're just like, oh, man, I'm glad that it's not me.

I can't wait to see what's happening. Dude, when Ken walked in the door and we were all standing in a line, and the line moved and shifted towards me, I was just, I was like, no, no. I didn't believe it for, like, probably a good hour. I was like, okay, how is this going to get twisted? I was this going to get twisted and come back on to me. Ken's like that. I know they're trying to make it about Ryan.

It's really about me. I was like, okay, is this a psychological play? And then in 45 minutes, this is going to be like, but actually. Oh, oh. Give me some. Give me some. You just get a weed? Do you quit yaking your rod like that.

Give me all excited. Did you have a nibble? No, I think I was caught in the ice. But I just have to iterate, I mean, how. legendary of a name Quad is. We were filming all day and Evan walks in and like

accidentally calls Ryan Quad or something and you're just like... I tried to say Ryan, I put a new battery in the quad and I started, I just... Quad, I put a new battery in the Ryan. And then when you said that, I just kind of looked at you and Ben, I'm like, that's his name. That's his artist's name.

Quad. And holy shit, boys, it just is the best night ever. It was like the most fun ever. At Ryan's expense, unfortunately, but quad for life, bro. Yeah, four wheels down. Dude, we just found out Ryan was like an insane hit with 15-year-old girls. Bro, just lost it over here.

Bro, it was insane, Justin. Justin, it was seriously insane. I've never seen anything like it, bro. Tell me, walk me through the, like, songwriting process here and, like, you know, performance prep. Because, like, you know, karaoke, if you're, you know, half a bottle of Pendleton Deep, isn't that big of a deal. but when you're the opening performance of Quad, there's a lot of pressure on you here. What does that whole process look like?

Well, it started with cornering me, riling me up, and just making me very confused. So then... Welcome to the game. Exactly. So then they start playing songs that I didn't know the words to,

and then... They were non-copyright songs, so you're definitely not... ...n copyrighted songs. Nobody's ever fucking heard. them well Justin let me also add this you ever heard Ryan sing awful fortunately not exactly well that's the thing neither had we right so we're like this dude wants to be a rock star so bad but we've never heard him sing right so we had to find his voice yep I think he had to

find it too well they played the Justin Starling song and I liked that song and then I like sang most of it until I didn't know the words and then CJ was like oh you're probably more of a screamo guy you psycho and you're always angry and everything like i was like having fun doing it and then everybody just laughed at me and i was like fuck i was like okay well i guess it's not gonna be that easy i'm gonna have to do more to impress them and then i was like okay and then you he played screamo and i was like or no then he played country and i was like i don't know the fucking words and then i got frustrated and then he said screamo but very quickly we listened to like three songs. And then in that process, I think CJ had prompted his AI and it was generating at that

point. And he goes, all right, all right. It's finally done. And just plays this insane rock song that he coined Hummer Heart. And we're like, wait, this is mind blowing. And then we're all like, yep, this is what you're singing. A song that literally didn't exist four minutes before that. The second we got in the car, that song didn't exist. Exactly. Dude, can we talk about how crazy that is? Yeah. You can just generate a song. out of nowhere. And it's like, he shut GPTed song lyrics and then put those

song lyrics into another AI. Yeah. It was pretty crazy. How did that actually work? How was the performance? On performance was legendary. Yeah, it was crazy. So,

he was electric. There were so many people. Because you had like, you guys said that there was a pretty decent crowd there. Yeah, they were eating whole hockey dinner at the ball. Yeah. Has everybody has,

this never been talked about on the podcast, just the setup of karaoke at the holiday and how fucking psycho that is? Yeah. I actually, I beefed with the holiday in and karaoke in general. They do karaoke every weekend, Friday and Saturday. Friday and Saturday. Hire a fucking band.

You're one of like the biggest bars in the area. Hire a fucking band or DJ. The Fed of my. I'm so passionate. He's like, hire me, hire me. Put you on. Yeah, bro. Hire a musician.

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800 contacts app today thanks one 800 contacts Ken Ken this is your time to put it well we got we got a few more tour dates Quad's actually going nationwide tour coming up so oh I figured we'd start with the

county or something yeah no we're going we're going big time otter tail next weekend the song they wrote it was a lot of words to remember for my new song too it was fast you guys about to check it out right yeah you ran it like memory or did you

you ran like a bro you guys don't remember it. I'm like, it's a whole fucking song that didn't exist three hours ago. How am I supposed to remember this? I read it and I was pretty good until I shook my phone and then it said undo and then I undid my thing so I had to undo the undo

on stage live performance. Yeah, you kind of fell apart there. In the middle, in the middle. But I think I finished strong. There was there's also a high school hockey team at the holiday. High school, bro. They were in fucking elementary school. But they saw

You don't know what high schoolers look like, dude They saw quad They saw quad walk in the door And they were going electric over quad The audience is a little younger than quad Would like But He writes music

For those who it resonates with It's just fucking quad Honestly, it kind of makes me worried about the Future generations If that's the songs that they resonate Yeah. So then CJ, he's getting, he's so excited about this AI writing thing.

And he pumps out another C-Boy's song that I hope. Can we put somewhere that they can listen to it? Yeah, Quad will put it on. Yeah, I think we should, yeah. Get back on soundclothes. Is Quad on Spotify yet? I do got to work on that this week. The song that he made, the C-Boy song is insanely good.

So we're like so pumped. And he's like got his arms crossed. Like, yeah, I made this shit. And so now he's got a producer tag CBDC. DJ. I'm sure he's got freaking 20 more songs because it's that easy to make. Dude, he was so proud. He was very proud. I wish he was here right now

because you would just see him glowing how proud he was. Like, I haven't seen him that fired up in a long time. Dude, is this like a hidden passion of his? Like, he's big on music production or just like, you know, was he hidden adlibs in it or what was... Literally just typing words. It's an AI

prompt. You just tell up what to do and it does it. And then you try and slightly tweak it and it completely changes everything. that was the interesting thing there was a few words that he wanted to change in the song and he tried to reprompt it and it would just fire out

a completely different song interesting yeah I mean same words because that's actually like pretty legit to just be able to make a song on that but damn make one if I could make a song

yeah I would I mean what would it be about oh god I don't know what's your AI prompts for the initial lyrics give me a song that makes me scream

happy thoughts I like that Sorry I laughed I laughed and then no one else He was like oh shit That was pretty similar to the prompt That CJ gave his But he mostly said

Write me a song about a psychopath That loves hummers And that's going to become a awesome Was born Did you have to clarify Like Hummer as in like the vehicle Well that's why You know he didn't clarify that

I might have to re-listen to the song Yeah That's the difference That's the genius of quad, man You never know what he's actually singing about I'm like fucking The Screamo Sabrina Carpenter Dude, an innuendo is everywhere

You know, I think somebody has to tell you that I don't think What do you mean, dude? That you can't call yourself Ryan. Ryan Irox just said it about quad Ryan, are you able to read a couple of the Hummerhart quad lyrics like any of the funny ones There's quite a bit that are just

You can tell it's AI because it's like Why would you say this? I got a Hummer Heart, loud from the start, roaring like an engine when the music hits hard. I might snap quick, but I fight even stronger. I might snap quick. Bored for the spotlight. Won't be waiting much longer.

My favorite part is when it cuts from singing to, like, a spoken word, and then it says... You hit slam poetry in the middle of the performance? I try to chill, but the world's so dumb. Someone cuts me off, heart-pounding like a drum. Not my fault, man. That adrenaline's art. I'm a live grenade with a good dude's heart.

Yeah. That's a bar. Live grenade with a good dude's heart is a bar. Yeah, dude. Pretty stoked for that for you, Ryan. Yeah, thanks, dude. It's really, uh, so I made last, or that night I made quad, quad MP3 on Instagram. And then, uh, a couple people started message me from town.

They go, yo, is this you? Because all I did was just put the profile picture. me going like this in fucking makeup and my hair all wax and apparently it like connected my phone number and shared accounts to that it'll suggest it to everybody who follows you yeah i'm not even really worried about all them i just worried about people that like are around here like i walk into the sea store and they're like yo is this you and it's just me i was like oh well ryan don't you worry because in two days flat everyone will know about quad the world

speaking of being a psycho and breaking shit ken i heard you kicked a tv the other day god damn i was hoping that wasn't going to come out in my defense that is too good of a story not to tell yeah i may have blacked out and uh broken a tv why take us through full story okay so starting with what you were we're at we're at a we're at a we're about the chili cookoff.

And the person who's house it was at, she was like, yeah, I need a new TV. And it was like, fuck it. I'll just buy her a new TV because it was Black Friday that weekend and TVs were on sales. This is before kicking the TV, you were already... No, this was after that next day. Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

You got to go through the whole thing. So I actually don't remember because I blacked out. And I'm... Can you always say that when you do something? I actually don't remember... I don't even remember... Remember doing it. This is like me after being told after the fact the next day.

I love we just sitting at the bar. Someone goes, yo, careful, watch out. That TV, Ken's here. We all look at each other and go, huh, wait, what? He goes, yeah, you kicked a TV. And we're like, ooh, tell us more. I was like, fuck. I was hoping that was going to stay a little quieter than it did.

But yeah, apparently we were cleaning up and it was like, oh, I don't even know what we were doing. We were doing something that I apparently kicked their TV. and then there has to be more no nope that that was that was it how were you cleaning and hit hit the TV with you because like we cleaned up all the other stuff I don't honestly know what happens this is just me being told what I did the next day is there anybody we could call that was coherent during this exact time who who was there Ken could we brother that yeah he was TV she was actually asleep oh so it's fine let's see who is there kid I don't know I was blacked out you don't

know who was there before at that time and you know who is there he's like i'm not telling you said don't want this story but i ordered her a new tv a bigger a samsung a bigger a bigger and better samsung so it showed up today we got to call somebody no we are not calling someone we are moving on to the next topic ryan you have an ad and we're back from the ad all right we're trying to we're trying to call somebody that was a part of uh that was a part i do but i don't i'm not sharing it Damn it. Who do you got?

Cody Matthews, Ken's brother. God damn it. Judging by that response, he was there. Normally when I call Cody, I need something, so hopefully he actually picks up. Hey, you've reached Cody with Matthew. One more time. There is not a lot to this story.

I was not very coherent. That sounds like there's so much more to this story. You still haven't explained how your foot got to the TV while you were quote-unquote cleaning up. There is nothing to the story. Why do you think nobody even filmed? it. That's unfortunate that no one filmed it, Ken. What's up? Hey, B.J., what's up?

How you doing? Hey, I need some more details on a story. Okay. So I heard that Ken kicked TV the other day? Oh, yeah, bash it right in. All right, okay, give it. Why?

I heard after I left. I'm not even sure what it happened. Okay, who was there? At that time, I don't know who was there. I think maybe Rachel and Cody, but. But he actually just dropped kick to TV. And I bought her a new one. A drop kick? Did you hear the reason for the drop kick?

Was he horny? I don't think he was going to do horn. I think he was a really old TV and deserved a die. Yeah, okay, that's fair. Maybe it thought to get late if you bought our new TV, though. And I did buy a new TV. It showed up today. It did, but you just set it up, though?

No, because we even filming all day. Oh, that's the plan. He's going over there later to set it up. It's sitting in the garage, and he hasn't set it up yet. Sounds like you don't need on half the work. So something's... I wouldn't just send a new TV and not set it up. So something's not adding up here, though, BJ,

because I've known Ken for a long time, and I have never seen him purposely break something. Like, that's Evan behavior. I would do that. Ken, no, though. Unless you're trying to get late. Oh, that is what I was wondering. If I break your TV, maybe...

Off Dalton. I don't know. All right. Okay. I'm laughing about it to myself. I was like, who does that? All right. Well, thank you.

I got a little bit more details. We'll have to hear it straight from the source, maybe. I was asleep at this time. All right. Thanks, Ben. Okay, bye. So, Ken, I'm also a little confused as to why you didn't want anyone finding out about this. Like, why is this that to be such a secret?

Oh, you do something stupid when you're blackout drunk. Oh, my God. I want the world to know about it. You know what else was stupid? you thought the Garzman was going to take it and then he threw it into the trees. No, that was a different TV. Yeah, why is that TV in the trees?

What? What? What? What? That was just a... That was a TCL that CJ hated. That was just in the basement. It was honestly kind of a piece of shit, though.

Like, it didn't really work that well. Could have given it to... But I got a good deal on a Samsung in Black Friday. And would not buy one of his ladies a used TV. No, like, they take everything. They took the TV from the other dumpster, which I also threw away. I should have talking about throwing TVs in the trash. You can't throw TVs in the trash?

No, that's what, but I told Ken, you can't throw a TV in the trash. Oh, it's fine. It was sitting right on top of the can, and of course, they took it off. They take everything else except furniture. Man, soon you're not going to be able to throw batteries in the ocean. I heard in Canada, they only take your appliances after you jump them. Holy shit, dude. Ray and the appliance jump on the one pug channel.

One pug life or something like that. You guys got to go watch that. How old is that? It's got to be like 15 years ago. 15, yeah. Such a legend. Shut out, Ray. There's a, yeah, a channel called One Pug, and he just has a character on their name Ray,

and he just puts on a bunch of hockey gear and jumps an absurd amount of pines. Kind of like a mower type deal, usually, right? I mean, it's the most, like, high school shop class type thing, and I don't think he lands, like, any. That's the best part. The run-up to those is always funny because the cameraman's like, oh, dick! Oh, dick.

Oh, dick. Dude, that has to be from, like, 2010? Yeah, I'd say. Something around that time? She's dick, boys. That was quality of YouTube. Yeah, those palette or those pallet ramps just absolutely insane. There's still gems out there.

There's this guy with a trebuche, which is like a thing that throws it. It moves like this. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But he throws things, and it's just crusty iPhone footage. He's like, oh, my God. it's great honestly i want us to go out there and throw things with him because he always stands right where it's going to land so he'll throw like a flaming rocking chair and it comes in and lands

like three feet from him it's and it's a big of a thing could we throw and follow up can it be a tv the whole vibe of his page is just like guys will see this and think hell yeah hell yeah do you guys see the ticot of gavin his new truck dude people are loving gab's new truck The white monster is the huge truck. I do, too. And as time went on, yeah, I was just like, dude, the dude made the right choice. 100%. Like, it has so much clout already, and it's just a fun truck.

The American forces. And he still got to drive Ken's Bronco. Yeah. I did have to repossess that. Which honestly was fun, too. You told him. He's like, yep, I respect it. Ken takes back the Bronco, and he's working with the 8-1.

Yeah, I feel bad. Like, it was on the cellar, really, but it's got like a bad tail light. on it. Yeah. We didn't have time to fix it, so he's really just got to fix one tailway. Is there one right below me? Yep, right below you. That's a fish. Holy shit. No. It's a tiny little bit. Don't, don't spook it. I see him. You see him sitting in the reeds over there? Come on, buddy. It's actually like

underneath you. Oh, we traveled all the way across the lake. Like, you obviously, you never fish in front of your own house, because that's lame, but like, we went all the way across the lake just to sit here and not catch any fish. At least last you Justin's I was gonna say I was catching fish

all day to day Picks or it didn't happen Unfortunately I took a picture Of the first fish And it was a tiny pike Like a little hammering Oh how coincidental I should drop down

Holy shit Jesus you catch a fucking Marlin I was already up here And then I felt it So I thought I had to set on it Holy You almost just like

Frickin NASA took off through the roof. I've never seen you move that fast, I felt some resistance. So, Ken, has it been stressful not driving your Tesla? Now that you got evicted so you don't have your charger and all that? No.

Because, like, it's, it's, it's kind of... Don't you charge your Tesla when you're at the gym? No, you charge it at home. Well, you're not at your parents now. Who's this gym? I charged it at the gym for a couple weeks of the driver was under construction. Because I could

walk from the charger to the gym but now it's cold so i'm not going to do that and like i knew that the tesla had a lot of features and stuff and like did a lot of things for you so like has it been hard to now go to the bronco that's a little more of a raw driving experience it's kind of a little more fun really yeah interesting because it's it makes noise because the tesla's kind of boring because you just floor it and it goes this is like it makes noise and does interesting this video that I watched. It was a Tesla, and it did make some noises that I was even a little surprised with. And I figured this is why you didn't even care that your Bronco was gone.

So I got a long drive. Maybe you should keep me entertained. Tell me something about yourself. You know, I really enjoy quiet nights in good company. And you? No, I'm kind of kinky. Like, I don't know, I like to get freaky. Oh, I can get down with that. Tell me about your freakiest fantasy. Nah, tell me about yours. I'll let you know when we're done playing. But tell me, would you rather I whispered dirty nothings or scream them? Scream them to me, baby.

Scream them. Oh, God. You like that, don't you? Begging for more. This isn't real. No, like GROC is insane. FAA! Say it louder.

Say it louder, baby. BAC! Nah, louder than that, baby. Let the neighbors here. No. The neighbors know my name. no okay so no like

the grok on your Tesla you can tell it like do you want normal do you want like conspiracy theorist grok do you want like playful there's so many like different settings you can do yo Ev's gonna buy a Tesla this weekend

I got sick of like all the the weirds like conspiracy theorist was kind of funny for a couple times and it's just like I just want a normal fucking answer I don't want to have Like, what are you asking your Tesla while you're driving? How often are you speaking to this thing? Like, I don't know.

Like, you use chat GPT like four hours a day. You just push a button, ask it, whatever you want to ask, and it just spits it out. Okay. You can just press a button and talk to it like you can chat. Yeah, you just say whatever you would say to chat GPT, then it just starts talking to you. Incredible. Which is incredibly convenient, and I do kind of miss that. But it's also like I'd rather have.

How could you not miss that? I talk to my El Camino. And that's an 85. Come on, baby, start. Come on. Evan's always talking dirty to his truck. Just one more crank. But it's like, you ask Chatch, you like ask Rock, oh, what's the weather?

And you have it on conspiracy mode. And it's like, well, the government wants you to think it's whatever. It's 20 degrees today. That's amazing. That's not the real weather. Topcom is you never really know what's going on in other people's cars. That's funny. Can you imagine Ken driving in the gym just be like, talk dirty to me?

I want you to kick my TV so hard. Tesla's like crazy. Dude, that is insane. I want to know what kind of directions it gives you on conspiracy mode. It's insane. I need to get to Minneapolis and like, oh, you believe in Minneapolis? Would be like, what about like sarcastic asshole? Like, call it the mic mode.

All right, bring me. Well, actually. Sorry, I mean, I got nothing. Hold on, Tesla. Am I not supposed to be going left right here? Well, technically, you come. You should have gone left. Last left.

All right, do I go left up here or not, Tesla? Well, do I turn? I turn left on duck line road. No, it's duck lane. Are you guys going to catch a fish or no? You know, adults, sometimes it's not about catching a fish, sometimes just hanging out with the boys. Yeah.

Says the man who has not hold a rod the entire time. I've never been in a fish house and actually caught a fish. Have you ever tried fishing? No, I always just hang out. I'm just here for the men. Can I'm here for the beer. Do you remember, bounce on it, bounce on it? Flip that.

Do you remember last time before, I guess, the last podcast that we went ice fishing. It was the day that we hit one million subscribers. And we go out and we borrowed Ryan's dad's ice house. Get out there. And we go, all right. Last one to catch a fish has to take a minnow shot. And Ken loses, takes a minnow shot, starts projectile vomiting.

And then looks up at us and goes, I hate Fireball. He said, I hate cinnamon. I hate cinnamon And we go, oh, it wasn't the minnow that you had to just swallow That made you throw up Still can't do a fireball shot Ken, you should shoot a minnow right now We don't want a fireball

Just with your beer Well, we wouldn't do it with fireball You hate cinnamon Or just slurp it You traditionally do a minnow shot with fireball Traditionally Randy did he watch that video Like he had it, the fish house

And then he watched that video And the fish house was gone within a week He sold it Because we were throwing up in the I think, well, yeah, can't projectile vomit at all. I was outside the fish house. It was a CJ then that threw up inside? Somebody else, somebody else threw up inside.

I at least made it out the door. I think CJ was like, I think I'm going to throw up. And we're like, then go outside, bro. I think I'm going to throw up. What are you doing? He's shoving fingers down his throat. I got to throw up. We're like, bro, what are you doing?

He's like, just mis-fucking his throat. Gee, sometimes he just, he likes to be a part of whatever's going on. like, you know, he wanted to throw up. Like that time that I was skateboarding naked and he wasn't going to skateboard, but he still took his pants out. Exactly. That's insane. That was at 5 million.

That's insane that you bring that. I was soaked on it. That photo coming through primals was such a highlight. Because like we were joking. When I left, I planted the seed of, yeah, I planted the scene of when I was walking. I was like, holy shit, boys, Mike is out skating naked. And then I just left.

So did you know? I know he did, did you think he was naked? No, I knew he wasn't because, like, I was just, I was chatting with him outside. Because then, yeah, 20 minutes later, I pull into my driveway when I get home and I get a picture of Ebb just blocking his Johnson with the board. I was like, what? So, basically, Evan at that moment goes, you were skating naked? And I was like, what? And he's like, well, that's what Justin said.

I was like, no, I wasn't. And he's like, we should. And I'm just like, ah. wasn't drunk and he's like it seems like a pretty good idea to me you don't have to be drunk to skate naked and then once we went out there and you stripped down I was like well now

I just don't feel comfortable but I was like still hanging out and then CJ comes out and he sees Evan he's like no way he's actually skating naked and then he's just like I'm going to get naked too and he just drops his drawers

like pants and underwear and then kind of But he left him around his ankles, which was the funny part. Like, he wouldn't have been able to run in a hurry. And then, like, I forget who came out at that point. But they're just like, what the actual F are you guys doing? You were FaceTimbing Pat or editor. And you're like, you flip the camera around.

You go, yo, look at this. He's just like, thank God I don't got ahead of that. You guys are learning more about CJ in this podcast and he's not even being here. The more than he'd like, that's a damn shirt. You know what he thinks. say, though. I'm going to fuck. That's not the whole thing in there. Which is a respectable answer.

I think I respect that. The amount of times when you should make, it's crazy. You bring that number up a lot. The woodpile? Gavin? The wood pile? You and Spenny anytime you're together? Bro. Oh, man. Gav never really did her cover from that whole incident. He has, he's been a little

off since that day. You see how many better help ads he's done since that? It's almost like he's a user Dude, Gavin doing a better help ad Is also fucking hilarious Just fast as hell You know that feeling When you drink 9 Celsius in one day

If you feel like that all the time Use butter help Should we go? Oh, here we go All right, Ken's brother's calling us back Oh, hey Coutty updates we were just chatting on the podcast today and we were we were wondering about a little more information on the whole ken kicking in tv incident sure i don't know why he had it in his brain

that he needed to destroy the tv i think maybe because she needed a bigger one or something and so he just he was like oh we should just destroy it and we're like no no no like let's just leave it i thought we had him talked off the lens you know yeah all of a sudden he's like like kicking the TV off the nightstand and like stomping on it and all this stuff. Holy smokes. We had originally gone in back to her apartment because we were going to kind of clean up after the chili party because. So this wasn't at the chili party? Last year we flipped everything in her house upside down.

Wasn't Ken a leader of that too? Ken was a leader of this. Yes, you shut her water off. He was taking light bulb. This is how Ken flutes. So we're like, oh, we should do something nice for this time And, like, actually help clean up and stuff And then you got Ken just drop-kicking TVs

And, you know Once again, I bought her a new one Ken is not the guy you invite to the afters So good We'll see if he gets invited back next year, I don't know Does this seem out of character for Ken? Because I don't know him to be the destructive type Like, I'm just trying to figure out

Like what got into the guy I guess we're using the wrong name, though, here. We miss that part. So Ken actually didn't do this. I forgot this part. This was actually the work of Greg. Greg, yes. Who is Ken's alter ego when he's had some fun pops.

I can't believe Ken has an alter ego. Another alter ego. Yes. But no, so this was actually the work of Greg. And, you know, when Greg comes out, that's what happens. I mean, it's the way it works with him. Greg sounds like a legend. He is.

Ken's happy to hear this because Ken, we asked Ken what happened, and he said, I was 100% blacked out. I don't remember. Right. And I think he tried to maybe get one of us to film it. And I think we were all too intoxicated to also operate phones. So there's no actual evidence of it happening other than the broken TV. But we were kind of able to piece together what happened based off of what everyone said who was there. And it was like, yeah, it was just Greg.

doing Greg things. Classic Greg. Amazing. Classic Greg. So, yeah. All right, next topic. All right. Catch you guys later.

Yeah, thanks for putting the puzzle pieces together, Cody. Don't let you, see ya. Bye-bye. How many beers till we get Greg? Dude. I would have to finish that case. Ken's version of flirting is just going into a chick's house and just destroying everything. Okay, last year, last year.

You wanted to buy you a gift, but you felt it. embarrassed about it so you had to ruin it to justify the gift you know it's actually funny is i still have you and my phone is gregg how did you get involved in that oh i think we were on the pod and we talked about you being called gregg and then so i i just added you as gregg it's really inconvenient but all right that's why you've answered the phone actually when i call lately no i actually i just i just turned on i turned my ring around i turn my ring around now so i answer the phone with that's such an insanely specific but accurate it thing because Ryan screens

everybody's calls, but he gets a call from Greg. He's like, oh, hello? And you should slash your tires next time. No, no. I'll come with you. We should do it. As long as you buy your new ones after, I think we should. That'd be great prank.

Trust me, she'll love it. It's one of those things where he wake up the next morning. You're like, what the fuck did I do? I wish. No. You wish That's all you had to regret Was

What that'd be nice? Wouldn't that be nice? Oh fuck, it was just a shitty TV Fire too You were good to go And I already ordered it last night You could

Plug your Tesla in at Her house and then run up her Power bill And then pay it Got him Got him Got her I got any ads

I can read Okay what's some other shit Ken could do To hit on a chick You could drive your Bronco Right through the garage door And then get him A new garage door

And if her car's in there You can buy her the car too You could clog her toilet And then do her plumbing for her It's like, fucking, he puts in hotel plumbing. It's good for, like, hundreds of people. It's just industrial six-inch pipes. Oh, my God.

Don't worry, sweetheart. I got the six-inch diameter. I'll be here a while. That should be your leading thing when you run for mayor. We need better plumbing in Gormrand. Infrastructure. Yeah, infrastructure. Infrastructure's big.

It's a big word for Elmo. Are you trying to find a wife, Ken? After this podcast, not for a few weeks. Whoa, that time. What are you going to do for the next two weeks that's going to differ from, like, after? He had some crazy arsons planned. Ken's going to burn her house down, build her a new one. And she's going to leave, like, all of her fine china out, stage the whole house for getting to just break.

shit, hoping. Other dumb shit has anyone in this fish house done in the last couple weeks that we can... Nothing. I don't know. I've all been on good behavior. Put on blast. I did a dumb thing, but it actually turned out to be lit. I bought another

drift car. Oh, yeah, that's... That was pretty lit. Nice boy. Well, it doesn't seem like there's much to pick on there. Next up. Just kidding. Just kidding. No, there isn't... Luckily, but, I mean, it is dumb that I bought another

Drift car. Are you glad that you went down there with a trailer because that night you were picking up the drift car, you asked me if I could drop you off and I started doing the math and you would have been like driving a drift car home for like, what, three and a half, four hours at like 10, 11 midnight o'clock at night? I was like, do you really want to drive a drift car under those circumstances? I mean, it's lightly. It's got like a light angle kit.

It's a very streetable drift Corvette as it sits right now. I thought that I regretted bringing the trailer. I should have rode with you. Really? So I just saw it. Yeah. I didn't get to see it close enough to it. You never know with a drift car, you know?

I mean, some drift cars you wouldn't want to drive across the state. It's more or less it's a corvette with a set of harnesses, a steering wheel, and a mild angle kit. And winter tires, which is lit, Mike. Yeah,

it was like... Did you buy those or they come on? No, they came on it. That's the same. What? You have winter tires on it? He's like, yeah, they're cheap and they're easy to drift on. Because he didn't actually take it to the truck.

track or anything. They smoke good. Winter tires smoke the best. Okay, yeah. And so it just so happened to have drift winter tires on it and we got a bunch of snow and I, boys, I messed up too. I went and got it that Friday and then that Monday was just amazing. We didn't film and the day got away from me and I was like that was my day. So we took it

out in the snow, busted the front lip off. Had a day. It took the top off, filled it with snow. Did you happen to look at the passenger seat leather after we filmed with it? Got a little moist. Oh, I was like Dalton was sitting in it, but... Apparently, Dalton was also standing on it, and he had studs in his boots.

Dalton! We need to revoke his stud privileges. You were standing on the vet seats with studs in the boots? You're right. I saw it. It looks fine, but I was already like, Dalton, you're really crunching up the seats here. I didn't realize you had studs in it. Bro, it's a salvage title.

I think when he gets his truck back from Tony, you should wear studs in his truck. No, bad idea. Stand on the scene. Why? What goes around, comes around. And what comes around is all around. At least this one has a title, Mike. That's good. Yeah, that's a moving the right direction.

I was a priority title, but a title nonetheless. I was registered. Yeah, so luckily it is. It's a rebuilt title, but I really just, I had been itching to get back in the Corvette game. Did I see it even had current tabs on it? Current tabs. I could legally, and now that I know that the snow tires were good, I should probably drive it.

Who cares about a little rust? 100%. No, you got to drive that. That's sick, dude. It's fiberglass. Nonetheless, even better. Damage or no damage, I'm sorry. You can stand in my seats with studs.

I'll make a video on it. It'll go viral. Yeah. You got a sunroof? I do have a sunroof. Perfect. I'm just envisioning like the Dave Chappelle's skit where he's... Rick James grinding his muddy boots into Rick James couch.

I'm Rick James, bitch. Or Rick James into Eddie Murphy's couch? Yeah. What does he say? Fuck yo couch. Oh, they said, I'm Rick Dames. Fuck your couch. Anybody else done anything stupid?

Tolten's regretting the entire conversation he had with Grandpa Ron. Are you actually regretting it? Not really, because, like, the way he makes it sound... I knew it. I knew it. No, the way he makes it sound, it was, like, all bad stuff. But it was, like, we were laughing the whole time. He was laughing.

C.J. was laughing. I was more laughing at the situation at hand. I mean, I guess I thought you were laughing with me. No, I was more laughing just that the... that it was happening. I wasn't necessarily laughing at you. What do you expect when you give him a beer? I was just like, what the hell is going on right now?

You gave him a beer at 7 a.m. Of course he's going to start talking about that stuff. I'm pretty normal time for him. He was in the pocket. He was. Yeah, you saw him. Mind you, I woke up at like 6 a.m. To be there at 7.

And then Grandpa probably woke up at 6 a.m. To be there at 7. And then you give him a beer. So I'm delusional because I usually don't wake up that early. And then he's delusional because he's got beers and he drank eight beers in the way of the game that's a normal like life form though you know wakes up at six goes hits the golf course at seven has a couple beers and are you making this up well no he's retired i mean i'm i'm with ken on this this sounds like neutral he's coasting that's a pretty

normal schedule for him yeah this one was definitely more aggressive i just was cracking up when you guys got to pats we met up after we surprised our filmer with some wheels and uh So, sorry, sorry. Anyway, that white Monty is hitting. I hopped in the sprinter van. Guys are on the same team. He's lounged out in the chair and he's just floating.

He's absolutely just floating. And he's in the stage where all he had to eat was chips. Like, so he's just eating these chips like crazy. And then he, like, he goes, oh shit, you got to eat some chips. Hands me borderline an empty bag. And I like, just eat the last three. I'm like, thanks. Dude, he just, he was.

out partying all you guys and I don't mean that in a bad way it's just insane he literally and he's just rolling I go grandpa how many beers have you had today knowing it was probably like 14 he goes oh not many three three like he honestly thought that I believe that he had three I was like grandpa I'm not I'm not grandma I'm not you don't get a lot of beer you get lie to your wife but not to me I believe he had three at the game dude it's like it's like shred 82 you know just pound and beers all day and a couple shots and you're like Dude, are you ripped up right now? No, I'm good.

If Gav was here right now, and I go, Gap, I've never even seen you drunk. He would literally look at me and go, I don't really get drunk. When, like, I've seen him just... Yeah. Hammered, yeah, blitzed. Like, a hundred times.

For the record, me and Pat are not beeping. He was just more put off that I DM'd his wife. Why did you DM his wife? Rim job. DEMP. Chill. Chill. She is a very nice lady. Very respectable.

Don't say that. You were talking to Pat's wife about the wheels. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Did it call that far up? I mean, it was not the best joke, but I thought it had like a little. It went over my head. Yeah, it went over my head.

Sorry, my bad. It's crazy. I didn't even put, I didn't even, yeah. I was like that was pretty outlandish to say there. It still was. It still was for the record. Sorry. Sorry.

The fumes. We got the heaters out. Barely. Other stupid things. My KTM is stupid. It blew up. Oh, yeah. Oh, you blew up the KTM?

Yep. Oh, shit. Held it wide open for about five minutes, chasing around some snowmobiles. Mm. Blew up. And it was an interesting. Not that many.

It was interesting because Evan throws the, you know, you're just like, ah. And he wasn't mad that the bike blew up. He was just mad that he couldn't keep ripping ice. It was the first day out on the ice. We have a ton of snow on. and it was the one day of glare ice that we got. Yeah, it was feeling good. It ran for like 10 minutes total probably.

So you were right. Evan had been saying, like, he hasn't been riding the KTM because it's running like shit. And then he got it out on the ice and kind of prove that. Well, it was running good and then it didn't run no more. That's what they say. Yeah, run the best before they pop. Fortunately, I got the best mechanic this side of the Mississippi on it.

Slim? Slim. That was so funny. Yeah, you got to get Slim out of the chair. Technically, Slim's on the other side of the Mississippi. Yeah, from where we're coming at. True. That was very micke of you.

Very geographic. You know what? Honestly, fellas, I'm going to say it both sides of Mississippi. How about you, Ryan? You've had to done something stupid. My hot take is there's too many handshake options for guys. I love it. Because I can't messing them up.

What made you think of this? I'll go for an early fist bump just to avoid the whole fucking scenario. Agreed. And you always feel like the thing is... Yeah, just get my fist, bro. Here's the problem. We meet somebody and there's... Seven of us standing in a group.

And so Ben and C.J. walk in, and they dap him up with, like, just a nice dapp up. Okay. Now you've got five more people. We've got fucking 32 more seconds of dapp up ahead. Do we need to dab everybody up and go, hey, hey, hey, or do we just start some sort of group? Consensus, exactly. You don't know what's going to happen. A group hug.

I was going more for a hug than consensus, but yes. No, we just, if one person, we surround them and we all come together. What's up, dude? Hey, bud. Bring it in. You know how people would be talking just in the, like, I guess, industry of all the people we'd hang? Like, can you imagine we go clean? They group hug you?

Yeah, we group hug cletus and then group hug squirrel and group hug all the guys in the shop. And they're like, what the hell? Yeah, I met the, I met the C-boys this weekend. Oh, yeah? How were they? They ended up being okay, but it started a little weird. Think about in one year How many people we meet

And then you take the six or eight Handshakes, DAP hubs Versus one quick Group hug How much time we'd save in a whole year? How much farther? Hours, days? Maybe we send out a representative

Like we just send Ken and say Hi, we are C-Boys TV And then it's quiet And then we just back up And then the next person Comes in and yeah We could all gather and hold each other's hands with, like, one...

A chain. Hands across America style. Like the Power Rangers where they form the Megasaur. Dude, you guys are on to something here. That's what I'm saying. But then if everybody else, daps, gets a dab someone up,

and then I go, great to meet you, and I give him a nucks. They're like, they're like, what the fuck is up with this guy? He doesn't want to dab me up. Me and Ryan just didn't hit it off.

Yeah, it's happened. All right, who's the big dog then, huh? But there's many, there's so many options. Like if you come in like this, it's a handshake. But some people will take this and then they twist it into something dumb. You know, you're the half Nelson. It's when you bring it in and then you bring them in for the Dap Up. And if you're, like, confident enough with what you're doing, then it just all flows.

I agree. It's when two people don't have confidence going into it. It's like if one person just takes control, then they can just kind of, they can just kind of, like, manhandle the situation. But I'm just saying. People just going, Ken. There doesn't need to say this. I've gotten a lot better.

You've gotten way better. I'm way better than it was five years ago. Yeah, yeah. Ken couldn't tap for his to save his life, which you have gotten better. Hell of a lot better, I'd say. But you couldn't make, it's because of a hand-eye coordination.

You know who's just got it down? Axel Hodges. Yeah. Everybody knows when they see him to hit the, everybody knows. Maybe you need a signature move that people need to study about you. Yeah. Because like you could do the

It's like handshake This is the the hit And then if you go like this The problem is you could do the like You know where you go like that That and then the Nucks Or you go in for the hug There's so many fucking confusing things

And that's why I end up in a Niger Euston situation Where I make a fool myself So darn up about this Yeah dude it's my It's my take Less handshake options for men So what is Quad's signature move gonna be? Yeah

He doesn't do a handshake Just throws foes Yeah Seasian goes like this. You do it in reciprocation if you respect. The bocab guy. Like, who's smart?

Who's smart? Okay, so speaking of just meeting people, you guys would have seen it in the last video. We met this guy. His name was Buddy Rocket Man. Yes. Dude, buddy's a legend. And so you were saying, like, we meet so many people, you know, think of all the time we would save. So.

I don't want to save time with Buddy. I'll waste all my time with Buddy. Hey. Something about the guy, right? Like, he's just like, I've met him once, but we went over to Buddy's house when we're down at the Vikings game after the Vikes game. He lives in the same neighborhood as Pat.

So we texted buddy. That's a crazy coincidence. Yeah, that is a crazy coincidence. Yeah, it is bizarre. So, like, the first five minutes that we met Buddy, he was like just immediately, one, our best friend, and two was like, you guys got to come to my house. And so we were in the neighborhood.

We're like, oh, shit, we got to hit a buddy. We got to see this house. Not really knowing what to expect. Besides for the fact of we were telling Pat and his wife, like, yeah, we're going over to Buddy Rocket Man's. And they were like, yeah, that's like a legendary spot. You'll have to. A lot of people get access to it or? No, I don't think so.

And so a lot, like, everyone kind of just wondered, yeah, like, what's, what's going on in there, right? It's like Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Like, not knowing what's going on in the inside. Willie Wonka's Rocket Factory. Oh. And so I've met Buddy once. I just see him. And I was like, we're not dapping up.

And I just going for, like, a bear hug. Like, not even like a Dap-up hug I just going for like a big hug And he was expecting the Dap-Up So I got him off guard I got him off guard He's going for the hug

It worked out though Like you know he is Both of his arms were down I was I was hugging him Oh man You're like an aunt Hugging a brickin' juvenile

What? I was going to Hey Quiet I was speaking Yeah, but no, you guys I wish you guys would have came to Buddy's house with us And I really wish that Mike would have been there

Mike you would have been loving it When Buddy was up here hanging out with us I did get the pleasure of about a five minute FaceTime call with his father He gave us a little tour in the house Which I know can't compare to being there But I did get the slight idea of what's going on Yeah, so pretty wild

The backstory on Buddy So we meet Buddy he comes out and he's like hey how's it going my name's buddy and I was like your real legal name is buddy and he's like yeah my middle name is rocket man and I was like your name is buddy rocket man that's insane like what's going on here right so you know clearly rockets man well we spend the day with him we come to learn that buddy's dad was the stunt coordinator for like every movie made between the 70s to like the 2000s so anytime that there was a stunt going on buddy's dad who's a legend in the in the movie world was the stunt coordinator for it so somewhere along the way

the dude found his love and passion for rockets and making sweet love buddy was one of 13 children oh my god fucking yeah yeah and the the dude is just an absolute legend in an absolute legend right so the reason what is it whatever his siblings is a buddy pal friend yeah guy Does he have a gal? Guy, gal. So the reason I mentioned that he was into making love, right? His buddy gives us a tour of his house. It was unbelievable.

There was rockets everywhere. There was toilet rockets. There was like jetpack rockets. I think another. Did you make an offer to buy the toilet rocket? I think it was like $100,000. Yeah, because we did ask. Keep in mind.

You guys will see it on the video here. You guys will see it on the video here. every single rocket and piece of machinery, imagine every build we did was chromed out shiny. Everything looked like silver surfer. Yeah, and like just like built to perfection. And so anyway, we're getting a tour of Buddy's house and we're just like, this is amazing.

Here's a picture of Buddy and Vin Diesel. Here's the very first photo of Buddy, surrounded by Rockets. And he goes, this is my dad's room. Heart shape, Ben. This dude is living. Yeah, he is. Wait for this. Ben, I got a mic at you on this.

You're like, I thought we had a one-off. Do you not know the whole era of heart-shaped beds in the 80s? Well, heart-shaped beds are hard to get. Like, we had to, like, custom-make cards. You can't just buy a heart-shape bed, or at least we couldn't. We couldn't find one. And so it was like, it was like one-of-one. We thought, because you can't, you have to, like, get them custom-made.

Yeah, I don't know. Stupid. Yeah. So anyway, oh, this, his dad was in the cover of Playgirl. Look at them. That's nuts. Yeah. Legend.

Don't show Ken. And then. Here's a rocket-powered pencil sharpener. Now, that's egregious and fucking awesome. I need three of them. And then this is his bathroom. You're going to love this, Ev. That's a bunch of dinosaur bones.

This is his bathroom. Heart-shaped jacuzzi, surrounded by mirrors. That noise was crazy, bro. Here's CJ and Buddy lounged out in the tub. I heard there was a photo of all three of you fellas in the tub. There might have been. My favorite part. Do you see that photo?

It's on the big cam. Yeah, we can pop it up here. Pop it up right here. Pop it up. C.J. are his hands on your thighs? Yeah, they might have been. I don't know.

Dude, I gave him a hug when we, you know, something about Buddy. You just feel comfortable around the guy. Buddy's powerful, man. You got to watch out around this guy. What is that? Rocket launcher. Yeah. What were you saying, though, Dalton?

Just what you said, like, you and C.J. get in the tub, and then Buddy slides in between you, and C.J. kind of snuggles up next to him. Oh, man. C. C. Jay goes, taps his thigh, and then Buddy puts his hand down there. Oh, my gosh.

I didn't want to take any more pictures, but I had to. Here's a rocket-powered blender. Wow. And then Buddy's dad comes out. We meet him. And, uh... Grandpa just hand him money? Yeah.

Yeah. Why? They were gambling. They were making bets. And, uh, anyway, can you show the pool? Oh, yeah, yeah. There was a pool. There was a pool in the middle of Buddy's house.

There was a balcony around the whole thing. A literal pool in the middle of Buddy's house. It's unbelievable. And there's a balcony on top. jump off of. And it was deep, Mike. You would have, oh, I would have loved it.

Yeah, you would have loved it. Did it smell like pool in there? You think he would have let me jump off? There was no water in the pool. Oh, damn. You would have loved it, Mike. You definitely would have jumped. That's a one and done kind of jump.

Geez. So, I forgot my cord. So we're sitting there talking to Buddy's dad. And this guy's like, I know, you know, all of the greatest stunt men. Did he mention Shred 80?

Of all time. And I go, I go, yeah, my buddy is the best stuntman I know. Shred 80, you ever heard of him? And he goes, never heard of him. Let me show you what a real stunt man does. Because he was like, what kind of stunts is he doing? And I was like, well, a lot of them doesn't land most of them, but most of them involve three wheels and some kind of jump.

And that was all he needed to prove me wrong. I bet. That Shred 80 was no. No stuntman. He goes, take his seat. And at this point, I'm like, he's coming with receipts on this one. Well, he proceeds to show us all of the stunts that he coordinated in, like, the 80s, 90s. The 80s?

Yeah, dude, they were really, really impressive. And the entire time, I was just like, how did that guy not die? Like, how was that stuntman not dead? And he was like, not a single person got hurt under my supervision. Wow. Wow. That's pretty good. cool that's pretty crazy because like dude they were doing stunts like jumping 15 cars on a motorcycle

and blowing up in the middle and the riders on it stunt man's on it jumping rockets does he land on the motorcycle no where's he which i don't know ben i don't know this isn't christ angel nobody got hurt because they all fucking died zero injuries 37 deaths but not a single injury go bigger go home at the end of it. He goes, now those are stuntmen. Can your boy do those? And I was like, no. No, he can't. He can't. He can't. He'd He'd probably give it a good run, though. Yeah, yeah, he would. He would give it a shot. He would give it a shot. But part of you also is like, I'm glad he's not because you kind of pose the question. How did none of these guys die? He said that, like, stunts nowadays are so much different because back then there was no

suspension there was no like foam airbags or you know foam pits or or airbags to fall into like everything had to work because if it didn't they would die was he doing like math on on some of this like math

and physics go a long way he's a literal rocket no he fucking guessed on everything you know how the 80s went batting a thousand he put all his ideas into a bingo wheel and just cranked it whenever it came out they ran for the day

Oh, that sounds like... Car, fire, backflip. Perfect. We asked him, like, what he thought of evil caneval, and he did not speak highly of him at all. Oh, they do not fuck with evil cano. Nope. And, but he was just like the shit he was doing.

It wasn't that crazy. No, he didn't speak poorly, I guess, of Robbie Caneval, but he spoke poorly of evil. He was like, and evil just rode the coattails of his son and took all of his money, too. Like, oh, just didn't like the guy. But, yeah, he was like, he wasn't a good jumper. He wasn't a good stuntman.

He was just a good marketer. Yeah. It's like now, people will come to see him crash. In the skate community, someone blows up on Instagram, and they're like, they're not even that good at skating. They shouldn't be pro. It's like that. Well, if you have the clout.

It's crazy because Evan's got a pro doubt. He was just doing it before everyone else was, and most of his shit just ended in a spectacular crash. Yeah, true. If he wasn't wearing those leather suits, he would have been ripped to shreds. He somehow survived. Yeah, he did a great name. He's a legend.

He's a legend. He's a legend. I'm not taking anything If you even just look at like what, I mean, I hate to say But like a really good like 15 year old dirt bike motocross kid nowadays is probably doing jumps

bigger than what evil caneval was doing But it was just a different time Maybe that was an aggressive statement But they weren't that big You know, I don't know, it's just things of change Yeah, he was on just garbage bike though Yeah, it was so sketchier Like everything he did was so sketchy

Oh yeah But he had the sickest name It's true, Ken I think that was a successful ice fish, boys. Yeah, I mean, we didn't catch a fish. I did have a couple beers, which was good. I think we're going to do this again.

And no offense, Jay, but we might hire a different guide. Dude, honestly, I'd hire a fucking coordinator. I'm getting here on time. Dude, don't make me do this again. Justin is like, buddy, I'm doing you a favor by doing this. You think I want to be out here setting this shit up for you? No, don't make me sit in the ice all day and go fishing. Ken's right. I'm sitting here. I'm like, I'm not complaining. I got to fish all afternoon.

That's true. I'm chilling with that. I just feel bad when you guys don't catch fish because I want you guys to catch fish. Ken, I think you need to slurp a minnow before the pod. Yeah, let's do it. Ended out, Ken, with the minnow. No, no. I'll do it with you. Put in your doors. You won't even know. I'll do it with you. No, I'm not doing a minnow shot, but if you don't have any fireball. You just eat the minnow. No, I'm not doing just eating a minnow. That is disgusting. It's either or either do that or a cold punch. We're not doing either. Are there are there any small minnows?

Like, what? I mean, there's a croppy minnows and suckers in there. We need a title. We've only got our first two titles. We need a third. Oh, those are some big. Ooh, look at that. I mean, there's some chunkers in there.

I do have a potential location for our next podcast on the ice. No. That was incredible. Come on, brother. Get some beer down you. Yeah, he just. He slurped it. Did you slurp it?

Did you just like? You turn into the shadows and then throw it on the floor. No, that's gone. You slurp that thing. I can see it in your eyes. Well, Ben, now is not the time. Bro, the velocity was incredible on that, yeah. No.

So, true story. When I was a kid, my dad, he might have had a couple beers. Crazy intro. And he found out he could, he did it once and we were all tripping out. They did it again. And then I was trying. A few of us kids were trying. We couldn't do it.

We'd just put in our mouth and we'd be gagging. And he'd do another one. He probably did a half a dozen plus minnows and was just laughing that. None of us kids could do it because it's disgusting. Well, yeah. Yeah, it is disgusting. I thought that was a fish talking. Come on, Ken, rip one.

You just slip it down. Come on, Ken, can't do it. But head first or else the scales will catch in your throat. No. Come on, Cadd. We don't have any fireball. I'm not doing it. You don't like cinnamon.

I do, but you can't do. That's gross. You can't do a. Caviar and cinnamon. That's the line. A minnow shot with fireball is just like the classic What if it was Zambuca? The minnow or the Zambuca?

The Sambuca. It would ruin the Sambuca. What about Ron Diaz? That's just gross as it is. All right. This minnow is about to come back up. No, I'm chilling. I think someone else is, Mike.

Thank you for, thank you for listening. Don't forget to you like and subscribe. Ken's cutting this off before he's got to drink a minnow. Yukon Denali giveaway is ending soon. So get entered. Every $5 gets you one entry. Ken acting like we're not going to sit here for another. hour.

You actually got a slurper metal. I did it. Why? Just because you did it, I have to do it too. Just because you jumped off a bridge. I have to jump off one, too. It was part of the deal. It was part of the deal.

There was never a deal. I said, hey, Ken, I'll do it with you. And then I did it. It's punishment for wearing those overalls. What's wrong with overalls? You have severe moose knuckle. The moose knuckle. Where is the moose knuckle?

Is they in the room with us? Ken has been getting cooked on his overalls. Your body's too strong. You need to size. I saw you on leg press this morning, good shit. Thanks. Sorry, I'm going to support the way overdeveloped underbody because I'm with Ken on that.

I'll do it with you. No, I'm not doing a minnow shot. That's just end of story. We're going to sit out of your all night bickering about it. Just rip one, Ken. We're going to sit out here all night bickering about, oh, why don't you do a minot shot? No.

That's just what we're going to do. Why don't you just do it? We can keep going on this podcast for another three hours going, just do a minot shot. I'm going to be like, no. Why don't you just do it? Because I don't want to do a mental shot. Why?

Because I don't want to do it because it's fucking Tuesday. You know what? What is that? This is ridiculous. It's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. All right. That's good.

Valid. That was funny. That was funny.