Life Wide Open with CboysTV - How Wine Night Sent Spenser to the Hospital, Emergency Surgery, & 3 Year Recovery

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

In today’s episode we break down all your questions and tell the FULL story of Spennys injury during wine night 3.0. From the Emergency room, Lifeflight Airplane ride, waiting 3 days for surgery in a sketchy hospital, to his possible 3 year recovery. We then breakdown the never before seen bus crash Gavin and Evan had, Ryan’s second Hummer Crash, And Kens $10k trip to Europe and our childish pranks. Enjoy the podcast and if you’re new here please follow and rate us 5 stars! Sign up for your $1 per month trail at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/WIDEOPEN #rulapod #ad Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/WIDEOPEN! #squarepod #ad Upgrade your denim game with Rag & Bone!. Get 20% off sitewide with code WIDEOPEN at www.rag-bone.com #ragandbonepod #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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We're bombing through town. CJ's passing cops parked at Taco Bell. My arm is just completely sliced open. And I'm like, boys, hospital now. I've rode dirt bikes my whole life and I could maybe never ride again. Benny, what time do you want to leave at? I actually got my Ken to change mine. What do you mean?

I'm just going to hang for a couple more days. Are you really? Yeah, why weren't you? Why are you so fired up about getting out of you? Dude, you are trying. You've been trying to leave since you got here. I am good to stay. You've been trying to leave since you got here.

The furthest thing from the truth. I've been having so much fun. Shred A's just got to get home to buff things out. No, no, no. Just say a word or two. We'll comment down easily. The guy starts fires and then hits the road everywhere he goes. Yep.

I mean, we know that. Shred Aides, he's been fighting fires since day one. Yeah, this guy's a firefighter. I know how to put one out. I'll tell you that. Let's just start out with, man, I love you guys. Love you too, Mike. I love you too.

Dude, love the people watching and listening. It shouldn't be legal to have this as much fun as we've been having lately. I think sometimes it's not. Because it's not. You're right. I think some of us have been having more fun than others, like all of us versus Spenny. But. Sorry to hear that, Spenny.

I think he's still having fun now. I'm actually having a great time. actually feeling great where do we even start dude where do we start is this post wine night post wine night yeah this is the debrief but it hasn't been put into uh the final cut of what we can show yet so i don't know what the end of the youtube video looks like as far as like what happened because uh let's just say youtube has gotten pretty strict on us lately um we've had a couple run-ins and they are our boss and apparently you can't show somebody getting cut the way Spenny got cut on YouTube. They don't like that. So we had to like cut around it to make it YouTube friendly.

I mean, depending on how strict YouTube was like either way, like there's some things that the world should not see and Spenny's injury. Dude, it is bad. I don't even like looking at it. I like zooming on a photo of it and you're like, oh, it just sends the hair on my spine. standing up like dude it's just scary to look at i can't stomach it dude it's gnarly looking it's definitely like when it's actually open it's like a three inch gap almost it seems like if you guys remember like when i rip my knee open it's like twice as bad as that i mean like a hundred times i was gonna say as far as an injury goes it's way worse than that but like as far as like you know yeah definitely uh definitely the worst injury i've ever had for sure

should we run the people through like kind of play by play how it happens yeah let's run it through Yeah, so on the last podcast, we had briefly mentioned at the end of it that we were about to go and film Wine Night, which up until this point, we were calling the best night of the year. Yeah, it's been like this ongoing thing, I guess if you're not familiar with it. Like, this would have been our third annual Wine Night. The first year it started out just kind of as a joke, like in our limo that we had made, where then it got toasted. And then the second year was in a bigger limo that we had. Ryan was driving that one as well. it was a little bit gnarlier and then this year we're like oh we should do it in ryan's house

yeah well you know i figured i'd banged you guys around in a limo long enough i'll just have you over to my place and we'll host so that was the plan well i guess that is what we did um and it just escalated just way too fast where yeah things started getting thrown glass was everywhere wine bottles got thrown through windows chairs got thrown through windows chairs were Everything. Everything in sight was getting thrown. And it's with the spaghetti on the ground, obviously being thrown, the sauce. Slipperyer than ice. Slippery. Slipperyer than ice.

And also, I know Ben mentioned it, but I'm going to reiterate, there was glass everywhere. Everywhere. It was everywhere. And, like, the previous wine nights, we actually didn't use glass. Always plastic cups. We always made sure they were plastic. Why did we go to glass this year? Yeah, why did we go to glass this year?

What were we doing? I did say to Evan, when we were loading up at the Boys and Girls Club, getting cups I was like probably go plastic and he goes no we got to go glass because we were breaking windows and we had glass plates it didn't seem like the glass cups we're going to make like a difference yeah I mean there was a lot of me yeah I'm the one that's like no we got to get the glass so it looked good it was supposed to be real fancy and classic and I made I thought about that too I was like yeah there's gonna be so much other broken shit which it was so I mean that was just like one of many things that

was broken you know yeah and then on top of that there was 10 gallons of spaghetti sauce, 200 pounds of spaghetti. 200 pounds, dude. 200 pounds of spaghetti. Well, it was 200 pounds uncooked, correct? Yeah, and then, which, so 400 pounds cooked. Pretty much. About like three big Yetis full of spaghetti.

Yeah, bar right there. Hey, yet he's full of spaghetti. And then, yeah, like Mike said, like it all ended up on the ground. It was extremely slippery. Spenny is in his transition era, so he was wearing heels. You did have a nice blouse and high heels on. No, I don't even know why I was wearing the high heels. I just thought it would be fun.

You wanted to. That's why. I did want him, but I thought it would be funny. You wanted to wear the high heels. I was about the high heels, but not for any particular reason. It was just funny. No, not to look cute. Are you sure? Why, Gab was it working?

You got Mr. Sexy coming in. You were getting outside. Was it working? No, no. With those heels working? Chill out over there, Spanny. Chill out. Keep going now.

So the craziest part is. He's like, we have like six cameras rolling. And we still don't know what happened to Spenny. Yeah. Of how we know. How he cut his arm the way that he did. But to our understanding. So basically, yeah, we were,

shit was going everywhere and we had planned to bring the bikes and stuff inside. So I went out, got my bike, rode it in. I didn't know this. He did like a couple burnouts in the living room. I think Evan hit a burnout right there. Well, the second I hear the 450 get, fired up. I run outside and get the three-hler too. Gavin's in there at this three-hler. So we're just

doing like some donuts and stuff. Just like on my living room. Pretty heavy limiter. Heavy limiter. Yeah, true. Heavy limiter. Just on it, dude. I wasn't letting off. I was in that thing the whole time. I think mine was pissing you guys off more than anything. Yeah. It was insanely loud. Yeah. And then I was like, man, I should do a burnout. Like, I'm in Ryan's kitchen right now. I should probably do a burnout.

As you do. Yeah. So all the windows are smashed out to the lake. I drive my front tire into the corner of the house and there's drywall on the left and then the window right in front of me and so i just start ripping a burnout and just not thinking anything of it everybody's laughing we're having a great time smoking out smoking out the house like crazy was that no one was laughing besides for maybe gaffin was nobody laughing on the other end of the house no everyone was running every direction were people scared everyone was scared was it maybe it was just me you were loving it was just awesome yeah we were having fun we weren't upset i was just scared i was like yeah

Kill the bikes. This video I took is actually like seconds before it happened. Basically, we're all hiding behind, I believe, a term for it would be my credenza. Oh, okay, yeah. I don't know. Some part of my house. Oh, my God, dude. Oh, my God.

Benny just caked in Parmesan. And so this is what's happening seconds prior to it. You love her? I'm barefoot. I am barefoot. What are you doing, Gab? No shoes. How are you bare foot? I know.

Oh, so bad. And Ryan had to hide. See, Dalton walks over to the corner to get the shot. Everything's slipping. Wait, the table. Who's running the table? Who was running the table? You were running the table.

You were running the table. Was that me? Yeah, that was you? Look at that white suit. Ben pushed the table into us. Well, let me go play back. Was that me? That was for sure you.

That was for sure you. Oh, no, that's Evan. Sounds like some I would do, but you guys are the ones I can see it. Look at that jacket. That's you, bro. Oh, that's Evan, bro. Oh, yeah, that's Evan. Yeah. It's funny that that's how smokey means.

So, yeah, that was fractions of the seconds before what happened. So I'm hitting the burnout and I'm like, this is lit. And then it was kind of getting smoky. So I was like, all right, like this is just like, we got to shut it down. So I shut it down. And so what I think happened is because I didn't feel the. cut and I didn't crash so I don't really know when it happened like Gavin could have flung a piece of glass off on his wheel and it could have hit my arm and cut it I could have that's not what happened

yeah there's no way it could have happened yeah so what I think is happened I stepped off the bike and my bike stayed standing up and the window sill was to my left and I was walking and I slipped and put my arm out to catch myself but it went out the window and then went and then I fell down and touched the window sill but then I was chill I was chill I was I was chilling, totally chilling. I don't know if you were chilling. I was like, I got to get out of the house. It's too smoky.

So I start walking to the front door and I look down and my arm is just completely sliced open. And I'm like, boys, hospital now. And I walk straight over to a dog and I'm like, dude, you got to take your belt off and wrap it around this as tight as you can. And he's like, I'm like, dude, no, like, you need to take your belt off right now. Like we don't have any time to spare. Normally he doesn't hesitate when you tell him to do that. These are like 19, I'd say probably 80s, dual pane windows, like two separate frames that are apart with just a space in between, like, old style windows.

No glass protection, you know, no tempering where they shatter into little things that don't hurt. Like this is classic like saw, saw movie grade glass. Yeah, it's big, big, like jagged pieces. Just ready to cut. Just ready to cut. Yeah. Slice down. And so.

I don't know. We just took it too far and... But, dude, I think it was the high heels that really did dirty in that situation. The wine and the high heat and the spaghetti sauce on the floor, like, I was slight. I mean, who would have thought that those high heels would be? Evan, you got to look at this one, F. You got to take a look at this one. You know, when you look back at it, you really wonder, what the fuck were we doing?

Oh, my God. That is so bad. So I guess the picture that outfit is going into the hospital with a four-inch cut. Yeah. Three inches up on your wrist. So let me backtrack. So this is like about where the cameras like stop, right? So like bad things have happened, right, in our videos, like when we're filming.

Usually the main thing, just keep filming. Even if you can't show it, just keep filming, right? Yep. It was so bad after seeing, like, I took one look at Spenny's arm. Ben walked over and tied a t-shirt around it and tightened it. And then I was like... Dalton puts the tourniquet on it. And then I go over, tie a towel around the actual wound.

Yeah. Which was like, that's when I, like, actually screamed. I was like, holy fuck, boys. Like, we got to go. This is, it started hurting. Exactly what you said right there. It started hurting. It was bad, right?

And I obviously had a good look at it. And, like, where the cut was, like, that's, like, the epitome of where people get cut and dot. Yeah. Yeah. The artery right there. So I see that and just immediately go into, like, fight or flight, like, get this dude to the hospital immediately, right? Like, like, cameras. And I even yelled at CJ, like, put the fucking camera down and drive.

Right? Because I was like, hold on. I got to go back and get my phone. CJ had to drive his truck, right? And so we had to, CJ had to run and grab. his keys for his truck because his truck's sitting out on the road and I was like dude just put

the camera down and like for you to say that means a lot a lot like Ken or even maybe me or Mike yelling that it'd be like okay well you know we still have a couple more degrees of like you know we can keep pushing the film but for you guys to be like this is this is

yeah oh yeah I was I was full panic but like between Dalton acting fast of like taking his belt off wrapping that up and then everyone coming together and then CJ hopping in his truck we're covered in wine and spaghetti head to toe

we pile in CJ's Raptor R brand new I was stressing too before I got it out I'm like CJ like are you sure like I'm gonna destroy the seat like I'm bleeding everywhere

I was stressing so then basically we're ripping to the hospital I broke about every law in the book allegedly Ben he did mention how impressed he was I drove around cars I blew

I was going fast. He was doing it to everything. It was a good thing that Raptor R has 705 horsepower. It was like to the point where like, so we're on our way there. I call 911 and I'm like. Open wound. My friend just got cut. It was an accident.

But we're on our way to the ER. Can you let them know we're coming? Because I didn't know the severity of like how bad it was bleeding. Yeah, we didn't know. We wrapped it up as quick as possible, but like we didn't know if it was like a cut artery or what the deal was, right? And he was like, yeah, I'll let them. know that you're coming right so we're bombing through town cj's passing cops parked at taco bell

literally but i was just wide open if they if they start chasing us bro you got to keep going and then i'll call 911 again and say all right this is us the thing you guys around i wasn't worried about it because we were so close to the hospital and they and they weren't in their vehicle so i was like by the time they get in their vehicle started catch up to me we'll be literally at the emergency room so i was like whatever we're close enough so i just did it and they didn't even ever come maybe they saw me rip into the hospital but yeah i'm i'm like driving like a maniac and then uh spennie's like dude cj i'm sorry about your interior and i'm like bro it's so it's okay but i get us to the emergency room and i i took a video of what the back seat looked like

dude i felt so bad i haven't seen this yet i felt so bad you don't need to feel bad about it all it's hard to describe to what the smell of spaghetti and wine is. And the Parmesan cheese. And the Parmesan cheese is the worst part. And we know what happens if you don't get every little bit of it out because of our past limos. It's an oily base.

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I'm not doing anything at this point so I went back and immediately cleaned it spent like two and a half hours cleaning that bitch Alex came over next day still smells like spaghetti I end up just getting it professionally clean and it thanks Red River Motor Works it doesn't smell at all so it's literally for nothing there's no damage at all so you really don't have to feel bad

and even if there was wouldn't be I mean we had to get you there yeah true so that was It was totally worth. It was between hopping in the sprinter van or CJ's Raptor, and I was like, well, we got to get there quick, which one's a better option? In hindsight, the sprinter van, I mean, it just depends who was driving the sprinter band.

You can drive a slow car fast or you can drive a fast car fast. Even faster. They'll both do the same job. And the sprinter also had a trailer on it, which would have been less than a way. Oh, true. Yeah, that's, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. But, yeah, gnarly. So we get there.

We rush Spenny in And you look like psychopass You literally look like Psychopath In like in spaghetti Red sauce So like think about that A bunch of people

Run into an emergency room One of them is severely injured And then the rest of them are covered In red liquid You have to be like Oh shit Yeah What just happened

Dude it was we looked like Psychopass I walk in there at the blouse And high heels on Big Gash on my head You didn't even shed the high heels No I couldn't

Because we got there so quick. Dude, the boys worked so quick. I was probably at the hospital within like five minutes of cutting my wrist. That's what I was going to say. We were there so quick. I was actually super impressed. Yeah, we call ourselves professionals for the line of work we're in, but like it actually made

that was real. Yeah, we went to Zorbas. You didn't even help him. I know, but I was still super impressed. I was out of there pretty quick. But I was still super impressed by like, how it went down, house is smoky. We got the tourniquet on him in 20 seconds. And then he's in the car in 45 seconds. Like, it was

Seriously, like 18 took place right there. Yeah, so we get in there. They actually rush Spenny in because like every other time we've gone to the ER in our hometown. It takes like three hours just to get into a room. Into a room, right? So they get Spenny in super quick and we're like, all right, he's in good hands now. Should be good to go, right? Well, they proceed to bring you in.

Yeah, so I get put in and they sit me down on the bed or whatever and there's like a table. I put my wrist on the table. and my hand is just stuck. Like, I can't lift it, like, at all. It's literally just sitting there, and I'm starting to freak out a little bit because I'm like, holy fuck. Like, I actually... No mobility.

Couldn't move any of my fingers. Like, I couldn't even lift my arm off the table because it was just dead. It was, like, losing so much blood. It just seemed like it took way longer than it should have. They came in, through the tourniquet on, and I'm sitting there, like, just in a crazy outfit. I'm sitting there for 20, 30 minutes.

next thing you know I'm still sitting there and the boys come in they get kicked out for filming well we weren't filming so yeah so after like and probably an hour right they finally literally over an hour yeah they went and got food for all of us true yeah went and got cleaned up like I'm so waiting I'm like spennie's in there getting taken care of yeah you know he's we're gonna have news here shortly and then they let us back in so they come out and they're like all right two of you guys can go in right so we go in and immediately walking in they're like you can't film which we know and so but i had the camera with right yeah so we go in i set the camera down and then we're sitting there you're i'm still just bleeding everywhere you're stuck wide open it's

wide open his hands just sitting on the fucking table is it no not covered no it was dude it was it was it was just i sat there for like an hour and a half wide open blood dripping on the floor blood dripping off the table onto the floor is that proper protocol there's no way so so so way we go in there right and we like see this and they're kind of like coming in and out and then after like 10 minutes of us being in there doctor comes in I think sees the situation at hand and then I don't know if they thought that we were filming and they saw how bad the situation looked and they didn't want that to be filmed because it looked so unprofessional on their part where then they just immediately freaked out at all they were like they're like everybody out I'm like no no no I'm like no no Oh, like, yeah. And then they're like, you can't be filming. And, like, I had the camera sitting in there, right? And we're like, we're not, we're not filming right.

If we were standing there, like, holding, like, talking to Spenny and they came in, like, obviously. Would have been one thing. So, like, they kick me and Ryan out. We, we walk out, Spenny's still sitting there, right? And then we're basically, like, sitting outside the hospital then for, like, the next hour to an hour and a half. And then this happens to Ryan. So then I'm starting to get fucking, obviously. leave it to your guys's resident, you know,

Karen, I'm like, all right, I talk to my mom. My mom works and I'm like, mom, what's the deal? Like, Spani's been here for two and a half hours. When we were in there an hour ago, like nothing was really happening. His arm was blue because they had a tourniquitted, like. For so long. I'm like getting really nervous for Spenny.

Like, I mean, you know, you kind of can expect the worst, hope for the best in moments like that. So I'm tweaking. I'm like, well, we need to get in there and see Spenny. Spenny's phone is dead. He's some of the only people in America that he knows. His mom's in fucking Australia. His dad's up in Canada.

So I'm like, all right, we got to go in and be with our boy. Because Spenny was like, thank God you guys are here. I've been alone. So I go in there. The front desk goes, yep, go on back in. I'm like, all right, I'm going to go see Spenny. I literally am about to turn the corner in his room. The one nurse sees me, stands up, and immediately starts screaming bloody murder.

Get out, get out, get out, get him out. Screaming at me. And I just freeze. It's been a fucking stressful day. I'm like all on edge and I freeze. The security guard comes sprinting around the corner, probably expecting a fucking chaotic scene. And it's me standing there wide-eyed.

And he comes up right up to me and he goes, I don't know what's going on, but you need to leave. And I go, I need to get in there and see my friend. He's been requesting me. We've been in there. And she goes, get him out.

Get him out. Get him out. Just screaming. And the security guard goes, I don't know. You seem calm to me, but you got to get out of here. And so I'm like, okay.

So I walk out in the waiting room. I'm talking with the ladies at the front desk and they're like, we can't do anything up here. And I'm like, all I care is this money is getting good care. Like I don't want to fuck anything up for him. But I'm trying to like get in there to make sure he's okay. Get him a phone charger.

See if he needs to call his fucking insurance company. See, you know, whatever. Be with my friend, which is legally required. And I had the hospital supervisor come down. And she's like, yeah, you guys were filming. You can't. And I go, we weren't filming. And she goes,

they think you were so you can't go back there i go well what if i am not going to be filming when i go in there like you can take my phone she goes nope sorry you can't be in there i was like i'm literally like one of the only people in america right now that can be with him she's like nope sorry hippa which is like you can't talk about people's health and stuff outside of the hospital i go i literally brought him in here i'm pretty sure he fucking i'm okay to know what's going on with it i could hear all this going on outside too i'm just like i'm like asking i had one nurse and I'm like, like, they got to come in here. Like, yeah.

And I'm just hearing yelling going on. I'm like, I knew exactly what was happening. I knew Ryan was. The boys are fighting for me right now. Yeah, I knew they were trying to get in, but. Because it's been three hours, weren't in not. Yeah. What are you saying?

Are you freaking out about it? So I was freaking out. And then, I mean, at some point I was just sitting there and the one nurse came in and her kids were subs. And she, so she knew exactly who I was. And I was like, can you like take these high heels off of me? They didn't even like, no, I'm sitting there in this stupid outfit. Still, like, stressing, covered in pizza sauce and pasta sauce and Parmesan cheese and spaghetti.

And I'm like, can you just cut all these clothes off me? Like, I just can't sit here any longer in this because it's starting to dry and get, like, itchy and stuff. So then she, like, yeah, she cuts my shirt off, takes my high heels off. And then I'm, like, standing at the sink. And she's washing my hair in the sink and I'm dripping blood all over the room because my arm's still cut open. Dude, the more I hear about this, the more of this is not okay.

No, it's not okay. It was bad. It was super bad. So then anyways, I get cleaned up and doctor comes in and he's like, yeah, we actually can't do anything for you.

And I'm just like, I just sat here for three hours. I've just sat here for three hours and you've had, like, couldn't figure that out. So then they're like, yeah, we can't do anything. We need to fly you to Minneapolis.

So now I'm really stressing because I hadn't even talked to any of the boys heightened. Like, I'm like, oh shit. Like, if they're flying me, like, this is actually pretty bad. That means it, They can't deal with it here.

So the pilots come in and they, like, grab me and they put me in an ambulance. I ride over to the airport. Keep in mind, they didn't tell us this. So the only reason we knew is Spenny got one text out before his phone died and said, flying to Minneapolis. That's all it said. We watched the fucking ambulance drive away. And we drove to the airport and saw him get in a plane and we go,

holy shit, he's flying to Minneapolis. That's how we figured out that he was going to Minneapolis. No one fucking told us anything. They were like, well, hippo, we can't. I go, we brought him in here. So for all you guys know, he's about to lose his hand or something. Yeah, we have no idea. I mean, we don't know, like, the severity of it.

You don't know what's going on, which was scary for me, and I'm just stressing big time. You're the most lax guy ever. I know. So we get in the plane, they can't fly the helicopter, so we take the plane, get in the plane. And I just remember, like, laying in the bed. And I'm, like, kind of, like, in and up. Like, I'm not in and up, but just so much shit was happening. And I was just, like, trying to fall asleep, but, like, staying awake and falling asleep and staying awake.

Just stay alive, yeah. Just staying alive. Like, I felt like I was. trying to stay alive and all i remember is the one guy was beside me and he goes the pilot just texted and asked why our plane smells like spaghetti and i'm just like yeah it's a long story dude spennie did you explain it to him yeah i did i explained it to him you face-time me right before you're about to take off these guys were like strapping you know keep in mind you're laying down and i'm laying on the bed these guys are strapping you in i think so and you're just like

yo these guys are so nice and you flip the camera around yeah these two guys they're so nice but uh i also have to say like we iterate all the time how bad the parmesian smells and all that i had to shower two times to get it all off good showers and spenny just got a wipe down and he had to spend the entire night smelling like complete ass oh dude that had to have been maddening yeah i just couldn't get the smell out of my nose it was so bad because it was actually stuck in your nose it was in my nose i didn't feel kind of bad that at one point when you were laying on the ground rolling around i dumped a full jar of parmesan just like i know it was in my eyes bro you're just

a parmesan shower it was so bad it seemed kind of mean at the time but then after everything that happened i'm like i'm like that's the part of this i'm like man i really wish i didn't do spennie Vince Benny's just like, it wasn't too bad except for the Parmesan and Evan's just like, I remember watching you do that Evan and I just go in the air or something. Now that's just bullying. It was pretty

mean. Yeah. Dude, I remember the Parmesan cheese when you did that? It was like down to my throat and I was like coughing it out because it went down so far. Yeah, it was so bad. And then pretty much all I remember is just waking up the next morning and Colin

Ben and the boys were on the way to the hospital I just, we landed, flew into the room, and we're going into the room, the OR room, and it's just super bright white lights, and they push me in, and there's 30 people standing around, because they're about to do, like, surgery on my arm. So they were already. They're ready to go. Yeah, they're ready to go. That's lit.

So 30 people standing around, and the one nurse just goes, I got to ask, why the high heels? And I'm like, honestly, I swear I'm not a psychopath. So you were still in them? No, I think it would be. No, they were in a bag. They ran a plastic bag. What? They pulled it up.

He was like, ah! They had a plastic bag for all my belongings. And it was in the high heels, my wallet. Your blouse. My blouse and my white pants that were cut off because they don't throw it out. Wow, that's crazy. Dude, honestly, you're saying that kind of surprises me in this day and age that,

especially in Minneapolis, that a nurse would ask that question to a patient. I know. That's wild. What's up with a high heel? I don't know. It's just like. I think they just saw me. This day and age is not that surprise.

It's not that far off. I feel like him. Did you guys see that clip that buttery had with it? I don't spade it with a dude. Exactly. That. Yes. Yeah.

I feel like that, yeah. Yeah, you can't ask you why the diaper. So I just felt, I felt like more bad because I was just like wearing stupid shit. And they're probably like, what the hell is this guy doing?

Like obviously. Yeah, what is he on? Like, is he on crack or something? And then I woke up the next morning and all the boys were driving down and I was just still hadn't had any surgery and uh yeah so they got you in there and they just cleaned it right they got me in there they evaluated how bad it was they realized that

it wasn't a cut main artery yeah finally took the tourniquet off after four hours of having that thing on there my arm was just like and it was my slice open this four hour it was i mean there's nothing covering it no no no they covered it they covered it they wrapped it no i'm saying oh when you flew they did okay but they put a bandage around it and stuff yeah so we hop in the car we drive like four hours down the next morning and then walk into the room expecting spending to be like done with surgery at this point. Yeah, we thought we were kind of on like a recon

flighted them down, right? So like a life flight is like dire as soon as possible. It's got to meet, right? Yeah, it's got to four hours away. Life or death, right? So they wait, he waits like three or four hours at the actual ER and then they life flight them down. So we were like, oh shit, this must be pretty gnarly if they're flying them down. If they can't, you know, put

them in an ambulance or wherever they got to get them, right? Keep in mind, we have a good hospital in Fargo. Like, 45 minutes away by ambulance, we have, like, the best hospital other than the cities, like, if you're north of the cities, that's the best hospital in the area. Yeah, right? So, like, level one trauma. Like, fly him down, right? So we expect, like, once we get there, he's got to be out of surgery and, like, you know,

they hopefully fixed whatever, like, the emergency was, right? You're coming to save me and bring me home, is the idea. When we walk in? Oh, how are you doing, Spend? Oh, just waiting for whatever they'd say. We're like, what do you mean waiting? Didn't they fly you down here because it was like an emergency? Yeah.

Are you getting pissed off at this point? Are you telling me? I know. I never really got that. Oh, my God, I would have been juiced up. So pretty much we sit there for the next basically 12 hours. And they were like, yeah, you're up next as long as nobody else comes in and needs a surgery that's more pressing. So like down in Minneapolis, like, so many.

Minneapolis is, like, insane ghetto, right? A lot of spots, right? I think, yeah, the whole country knows on shitty Minneapolis. It's just like any standard downtown. Like, people are doing drugs. Like, metro big time area, right? So, like, the ER down there has, like, obviously an insane amount of, like, workload.

Yeah. Almost people falling over, hitting their heads. You know, more people in the area. So you're going to have more. Scooters, random stuff. Yeah, right? So that's why they wanted him to go down there is because they were like, you're going to be in the best hands possible because, like,

these emergency doctors are like the best in the country of like you know they're going to see the gnarliest wounds and also there is a really good hand surgeon down there right that's the only thing that made me feel better i'm like okay cool you've been here for 24 hours but at least so he gets there and he basically just kept getting pushed back like somebody else would come in with like a you know a worse injury that needed a surgery before him right so we're sitting there all day and he just went from like second in line to okay okay, you're still second in, but one more person came in. So now you're behind them.

And, like, that happened all day. And then eventually, like, the doctor came in. And they were like, well, it's not like dire. Usually we would just send you home and have you schedule a surgery and come back. And we would just wrap it up, you know, and have you just chill for the couple days until the surgery. That's insane. So, yeah, hopefully they get you in tomorrow. And we're like, you guys life flighted him down here just to sit in a hospital for another 36 hours before this?

Keep in mind I hadn't eaten any food this whole time. Because I wasn't allowed because they were like, he might be in surgery, he can't eat or drink water. So I literally was just fasting. Fasting like from 9 p.m. Or whenever we started wine night, what did we start at seven?

Six, yeah. And we didn't really even eat any spaghetti. Yeah, we didn't really eat dinner. So I didn't really eat dinner. And then I was just like a day and a half, no eating. Oh, man. And just obviously I'm losing so much energy from. my injury too and losing a bunch of blood sitting there so the best part was definitely having the

boys rolling in the morning because i was already like feeling rough one of the nurses like cleaned me up a little bit more still hadn't had a shower and still could smell the parmesan but i uh i had to yeah i got cleaned up a little bit more but the boys came in in the morning which saved the day and my girlfriend she flew down too also saved the day i know you still have some meat sauce in your hair though dude it took me at least throw a shower so it was bad fellas it is time to upgrade your denim game you used to have to choose between jeans that look great and jeans that actually lasted but you see with rag and bone you finally get both jeans are built to move with you hold their shape and develop character over time with multiple fits from slim and straight to relax and athletic there's a style for every preference and occasion these aren't your average jeans they overdo it by design with premium denim and construction that make them stand out while feeling good You see, rag and bones infuse collection uses a meticulous eight-step process to create rich, multi-dimensional washes from indigo and black washes for work or evening wear or lighter vintage-inspired blues for casual weekends. There you go to denim for every occasion.

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taking care of me and then my girlfriend talita she was there and we're like sleeping in this hospital bed together together and i'm really trying to make room for her because I feel bad but I like can't really move enough so I'm laying half on her and she like didn't want to go to a hospital or a hotel or to a hotel which is or a hospital probably yeah so we slept in the bed together for like a night and then I got the surgery and then they're like all right you got the surgery we need to keep you here which is to make sure which is the third night so then I was like hey like I got to sleep in the bed alone like I just got surgery and I'm dying by this point

like after the surgery i'm on pain meds like just out of it just destroyed i'm just tossing and turn it all night couldn't sleep from my arm and then i woke up at six or seven a m took a shower this is my first shower so now i'm like four days later i get my first shower right i could get a wash my hair shampoo and stuff and i'm like seven o'clock i'm getting dressed i'm all fired to get out of there and then they take like till like one p.m. to clear me to leave so So I'm sitting, I showered and I'm ready to go, like all fired up to leave and I can't leave until 1 p.m. So then finally 1 p.m. Ken and Toledo drove me back. So what they end up finding in the surgery?

So in the surgery, they got in there and basically they told Ken and Toledo that they were going to be like, yeah, we get in there one or two tendons, repair them and we'll be out 15, 20 minutes. So I'm like, all right, no problem. I head down to the surgery room. I was down there for three hours. Ken and Toledo were stressing out of it. texting me trying to see where I'm at and, uh... Because yeah, it was supposed to be 15 minutes. Yeah, the doctor was like, yeah, 10 or 15, 20, maybe 30 minutes at the most.

And three hours later, I come out and, and had eight tendons fully sliced. And then one nerve in the nerves, the back, kind of the bad one. Because so I had no feeling in my, I have no feeling in my thumb, my pointer finger, or my middle finger. I can wiggle them, but I just don't have feeling. And then I actually nicked the artery, which is the. main artery that you can die. So just barely, barely nicked it just enough to...

Yeah, literally, just barely just slice it and that's why it was bleeding so much, but not enough to be like super, super... A main concern. Yeah. Wow. So got insanely lucky got the eight tendons repaired and one nerve and...

They say that if you get into like a good rehab facility, then you can get all the feeling back. They're saying but they're saying not to three years until I might start having... I'm feeling in my fingers again. What? Yeah.

Yeah, they said three years. Full feeling. Full feeling, yeah. Yeah. But I mean, but you're going to get all mobility back. Hopefully. With the tendons. Hopefully, yeah.

I mean, the goal is to get at least 90. Yeah. I'd be happy with 80, but at least 90. We got to get this guy some heated gloves. That's what I think about, like, in the winter. Yeah. If you can't feel it, it's like all of a sudden, your hands are super cold. Yeah.

That is wild, bro. Yeah, dude, it was a pretty heavy couple days and then got out of the hot. hospital Friday and started filming Friday afternoon again right back into it literally right back into the action and and not just Friday freaking like I mean we've been filming all kinds dude every day spent his girlfriend and parents are going to yell at us not going to like that spennie gets back and I was like how you feeling so good dude well we got something for you yeah let's run it is that okay Toledo his girlfriend she's just sitting there just like you're supposed to be relaxing.

Well, he should probably be resting, eh? I'm like, I was just too fired after me back with the boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Spenny, just chill, just chill. No, I feel amazing. Let's go. You heard it. Spenny actually was the most positive guy through the whole thing.

Like, it made me feel better talking to you and you are the one who was injured. Like, I would be freaking out. I die with you. You'd be like, nah, man, dude, it's my job to get better. Like, I'm going to do whatever I can. These doctors don't know me. Like, I'm going to work hard. I'm like, wow.

Like, your mentality on stuff like this is really commendable. And, like, I'm just... The worst part was when the doctors were telling me, like, yeah, it's going to be three years. Like, I really, I didn't have much to say to them when they're like, what are you supposed to say? You're going to be, yeah. Tell them to freak off. Fennie knows what he's capable of. You need to freak off right now, Doc.

Don't tell me that. Don't tell me that, dog. You know, that's what Gab would be saying. Don't tell me that. They're just sitting. They're just like, It's not. Okay.

All right, I guess I'm done then. Right. No, I'm just saying, dude, you're such an athlete. You'll be able to get it back. Yeah, yeah. So it's been like maybe a week. It's been a week since it happened. So flying back to Canada, flying home now.

And been in the cast for a week. I can move my fingers like just the slightest amount. But it is the weirdest feeling. It feels like you're getting like shocked. It feels like a shock in my fingertips. It feels so weird. Because like the nerve is firing? I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. It just feels like my fingertips are shocking When I move my hand So I've been wiggling my fingers a little bit in the cast Just for fun Just to see what we're working with And what are you working with

I can wiggle every single one of them Which is good And I can like pick I can because I have no feeling But I can say all right I want to wiggle my thumb And I can wiggle it Get that bad girl moving

Yeah man I just I'm just glad that you're okay And like Dude Just the atmosphere of being in a hot hospital really puts everything else in perspective of like this is like the absolute last place that you want to be yeah and uh yeah i i just think about like when i was going home to like shower

and grab a change of clothes then to come back to the hospital to meet you i was just like man i take this for granted getting to go home and stay home versus like have to shower and then go back to my friend in the hospital like it doesn't get much worse than that Like that feeling. A shitty feeling right there. It's such a shitty feeling and it just like, it gave me a different perspective of like, man, I got to take like my health. Be more appreciative.

Yeah, be more appreciative and not take it for granted. And along with like all my friends too. But yeah, it was, it was crazy, dude. It was a crazy experience. I know for sure that any time that you can avoid going to the Detroit Lakes Hospital. Holy shit. because wow we have had nothing but bad experiences there and like I get it like it's like an ER atmosphere of like it's crazy these nurse these doctors and nurses are like never know what

yeah you don't know what's going to happen or what's going to come in and like I wouldn't ever want to be in their position but just like the way that the hospital handled it was like insanely unprofessional there was some sweet nurses in there that like really helps Benny and then there was also a batch of people that like truly were like so unhospitable and so like angry and I have not been yelled at like that in quite a while it was it was impressive actually but regardless you know I like try and like tread lightly on that situation because like I don't know about like the bad karma of like going after like a hospital like that where no one day you might need them yeah exactly but as far as just like the whole

situation like how it was handled it was it was really bad on their part and they need to fix that. Because most people don't have a podcast to go and, you know, share their experience, like to the world, right? They kind of just have to just take it and move on. And even like, I don't want to like out them, but even some of the employees of the hospital were like, you guys need to say something about this experience because this is how a lot of patients get treated and they don't do anything about it. And they were like, you guys need to do something about this because we don't agree with it either. Wow. So I mean, just to hear that too. Wow, dude. Yeah, kind of puts it in perspective, right, about maybe just

like the overall management of it. But yeah, I would never want to be a nurse or a doctor because of those, like, moments that they have to save somebody's life. And it's like high pressure, right? Dude, I'm just glad that you're good, Spoonie. I know, me too. Yeah. If we take anything away from it, it's, don't fuck with glass. Don't fuck with glass. It's always tough when people are like, well, leases your left hand for those you that don't know he's left handed yeah oh man i was just like little things just so many little things i mean whether you're on crutches or you're missing a hand like spenny's laundry sitting out after that and i was like oh he's got to clean this up i'm like oh yeah he can't you can't even fold a shirt dude that made me so happy yeah mike went in and i had a pile

laundry on the thing and i walked in today and it was all folded and my socks dude the hardest is putting the socks together and all your socks were inside out i was like man he would never got these. He was ripping pull tabs, though. I got a video of him ripping pull tabs at Zorbs. It was a bad situation, but I hope there's people out there watching that could use the positivity that I had.

The courage, the inspiration, man, yeah. I mean, I'm obviously, like, I'm dealing with a lot. I got, this is like my road dirt bikes my whole life, and I could maybe never ride again, but I'm not going to let an injury stop me. And if you're listening and dealing with the same, I hope you push through and get back to do what you love. Stay positive while doing so.

Stay positive while doing so. Maybe stay in the gym and keep having fun too. Yeah. Love you, Spani. You're a warrior. Yeah, I'm glad. Not that any part of it was good, but like I'm glad that you're here and you're smiling. And it was like the worst week ever.

It put everything in a perspective. It was going to be pretty hard to get me down this week after that. I was like, dude, I'm just happy to have my friend. and see you smiling, and that's really all that matters. Yeah. Definitely in hindsight, 2020. We were maybe not as careful as we should have been, but now that's just, it's good.

It was a lesson learned. We're going to take it. Continue to be more careful. No more high heels, obviously. At the end of the day, it's like, no more glass. I can't let this stuff. Nobody should be wearing eye heels doing the things we're doing, you know? Literally, nobody.

Literally, literally, literally, no more high heels. Unless you're going to be training, Spani. You got to train. What about the cowboy? boots, though. I mean, those are borderline high heels with Gav wears. They're just as slippery. Yeah, but that guy lives his life in the cowboy boots. They should train extension of his body. You're like a runway model. Yeah, they kind of are.

Yeah, really the only thing that I changed from my day-to-day life was the high heels. And I had never trained in those. So obviously, it's a new train for me. You did hit a new zone. Spaghetti. Yeah, it was a new zone. Got a ride in Ryan's house, which was awesome. That's sick. I actually, I tore it down today. I was like, fuck this place. It hurts Penny. I had him bring in the...

There was really no clean in the spaghetti out of that place. Sorry to change the topic, but still on the same topic. My helmet, Ryan, you know we found it, right? Did you hear about this?

No. Yes, it's in the back of the sprinter van. I'm glad you took something positive from this. How did you not know that? Because we thought it was missing. Ryan told me they threw it away when Randy was cleaning up all the helmets.

I didn't know. Gab was about to go to the dump. I would. I was watching back all my crashes. I was like, holy shit. Like, I've seriously taken so many damn crashes in this helmet.

It's got to be, you know, hung up on the wall somewhere for sure that actually has to like we're done wearing it now it's downstairs right now let's definitely put it in a box here soon don't you worry about that gav i'm not worrying you're gonna get a new one i mean we got five more cut up ready to go now should we talk about what happened this morning yes like this weird we even yeah i'm intrigued what the frick happened this morning me and ever we're just getting on good terms are gonna be sure you want to bring back up i've come sit here it's been what three hours and they've just

been getting on good terms now I don't even know where to start besides for, I guess, at the beginning. Yeah, go for it. We're all good stories start. So we are paving all of the farm property right now.

So like everything that was gravel is going to be asphalt and it's all going to tie into the main drift track. So big moves. Big moves, right? Yeah, we've been, we've been saving up

putting money into a jar underneath, you know, in our closet for the last two years since we bought the property for this moment, right? So we got shit everywhere at the farm. If you guys know this, we're hoarders, right? We don't throw anything away. Well, every time we get done filming videos, these vehicles end up somewhere on the farm

and now it's all getting paved, we have to move them. One of them being our school buses, right? We have three school buses, two of them full size, one of them, a short bus. So we start moving these buses around, not thinking anything of it. Like we were just moving the vehicles at the farm. for the asphalt video just to move them. Super casual. Super casual.

What didn't clock is we had Evan driving the short bus pulling... CJ told me to hop in the big bus. Pulling the full-size bus, which Gavin is driving. Well, yeah, the second... Because the full-size bus wouldn't start, right? Yeah, we needed somebody to steer the big bus while the little bus pulled the... It's an extremely simple task. Extremely simple task.

Probably the biggest steering wheel you've ever seen. You just, a little left, a little right. Full proof. A literal blind man could do it and did. All right, so they pull it up through the farm property and park it on this hill. And then on the way pulling it there from like one end of the property to the other, Evan was like pulling Gavin around like these corners in this bus, right? And so we could see it, but Dalton was sitting there filming on the other end.

Which was already pretty reckless because there was like Ben's Lambo, C.J's Raptor on the drift track. Mike's drift car, the GMC. Like, there's a lot of rigs on the drift track, and you guys are blowing by them. It was all uphill once we left the drift track. That was the good part, right? Yeah.

So I had to carry the momentum on the drift track. True, yep. Make it up this big grassy. Which had to. Let alone the turn that Gavin had to make to get from the drift track to the hill alone. Almost piled them up. It was so scared. Because he drove into the trees.

More. into the trees. Really? Yes. Oh, I mean, yeah, at least 20, 30 miles per hour. Dude, I'm yaking this steering. Well, we should have a GoPro on me at least. So, yeah, I mean, we're watching this, right? And I'm, I'm laughing just watching him try and make these, these corners. And so, like, I was scared. What was going to tip over? I didn't foresee that happening. I didn't think that you were going to tip over a full-size bus just on our trip track. Not a three-wheeler. They're a lot more stable. Right. I honestly figured that when you were just going through, like you were going to just,

cut the corner too tight and then like hit some overhanging like tree branches and like maybe like side swipe the side of the bus right so we like end up getting up to where we're parking him and uh Gavin's like frown out the back of the bus and I was just I just yelled at him no no no no we're parked about side by side at this yeah they're parked side by side by side so I can see oh my driver window Gavin is in the front of his bus right but all the rope like he was 50 feet of toe strap is slack because we're next to each other. Correct, correct. And that's when Ben tells us.

So then I pull up, I pull up, right? And they're right there. And I just go, yo, Ev, run that back. And Dalton will, like, just get in position and get a shot of you actually going up, right? I was just thinking, just swing back around and then just get a shot pulling them back up the hill. Yep. So Evan hears that. Evan hears run it back.

He fires up his bus. And he starts driving, right? Slow, he started off slow. But let's go back. You guys knew I didn't have brakes. No, I didn't know that. You do have brakes. You got to quit saying you don't have brakes.

Go put my... Mike, is there a break there? Besides the foot brake doesn't work, correct? The foot brake doesn't work. Yeah, but the handbrake does. I didn't know about a damn handbrake. Okay, so I didn't know that. I didn't know that the brakes didn't work.

I thought all was normal and the brakes were good. And you could steer and that was fine. They got there perfectly fine without breaks the first time. Yeah, because you went uphill, like you said. we were going to do again keep going i did not like coming around the corner honestly i didn't i didn't know about the brakes or any of that i just wanted them to just run it back like a lot of times we'll just run things back and don't we'll just get in another position and like actually get the shot like we miss so many shots right and you just that's the beautiful part about a track is you

just go around it again that's correct so that's kind of all i was thinking and meanwhile so evan fires up and he starts like pulling away meanwhile gab gets up out of the seat and starts to walk into the bag also Gavin doesn't know how to open the school bus doors that's why I was also pissed off I would have stayed in there if you would help you open that damn door I did not like being logged in there the only exit point for me was all the way in the back

that's why I was already back how did you get in there in the first place it was already open then after we were going on he literally closes it and can't figure out the little child safety he wouldn't fucking tell me he was you You can't figure that out. He has a video on his phone of him just making fun of his time for five minutes. Let me out of this thing. Let me out of this thing. He'll be out already wanting out. Help me get out, please. I cannot open this door. How do you open it out?

Oh, god damn it. What do you do with it? We got to stay in there. No, I do not want to stay in here. Why? Was that a scary ride? That was a hell of a scary ride. I had zero breaks coming around that corner right there. I thought I was going to pile in those kids drunk. So Gav's locked in this.

I guess I didn't know about any of these problems Gav was having, right? But Ev just kind of started pulling away. And meanwhile, Gave walks to the back of the bus, right? And I can see Evan about to, like, give it a little yank. So I yell at Gav as his heads popping out the emergency exit on the back. As his head's popping out, I'm like, Gav, Gav, like, watch out. Because I didn't want Gap, like, the bus to like, yanked a little bit. And then Gav's head halfway out that, right?

and so from there he just hops out as the bus starts rolling away and then I'm like Gab he thinks you're in there Gab he thinks you're in there and Gab's just standing there watching it like laughing he's like oh no and I'm like no gab he thinks you're in that bus right now he thinks you're in that bus meanwhile Mike's sitting right here and Gavin just goes

Gavin just goes Mike go tell him and I'm like you go to run after him right now All you have to do is just run after him, and as soon as he sees you, he'll stop. And Gavin just goes, Mike, go down. Gab looks like, Gab looked like the meal. Him and Spenny are in the meal. The meal goes six. But I, yeah, I was going full speed, but I still didn't know why.

I'm like, well, where's Evan bringing the bus? And then Spenny's like, Evan thinks Gavin's in there. And then it's like, follow him, go. And I have, for the record, just because of previous stunts in these buses, no mirrors. I can feel the rope is tight, which means Gavin's still there. All we got to do is one easy, simple loop around the property, mission accomplished. So I really, my biggest worry was that pulling this bus is really a strain on the short bus.

So I'm like, I just got to keep it to the floor or else I'm going to get stuck. So I just got to keep it moving, use the momentum of the hill and just keep going. Boy, did he ever keep it moving. Oh, yeah. So Evan starts driving, like, as you would imagine, Evan would start. Holding it wide open. Ripping, right? I'm watching this short bus pull this full-sized bus through our field,

and then Evan hops up on the gravel road. That's like the community gravel road, the public gravel road that we share with our neighbors. And then he hops on it. Meanwhile, the big bus follows him for a little bit, and then it starts trekking down into the drive. Yeah, it goes off into the ditch on the other side of the property. Like, what is this moron doing? You know, we all know he loves to hit the fucking ditch.

But I'm like, just come on, Gab, like, keep it on the road. So I know that Evan still has no idea Gavin's not in this because of how hard he's driving. And I'm just, we were going to be stuck. I'm just like, oh, my, this is so bad. I'm screaming, chase after him, Gave, chase after him. Meanwhile, Spenny and Mike are chasing him down in the mule. Well, the mule goes six miles per hour. And you're in a skid steer.

And I'm in the skid steer, right? So I'm trekking along at like three miles per hour. Mike's going six. He's barely ahead of me. And Gavin's standing around like nothing's even happening. No, and then Gavin starts chasing him now, but his pockets are all full of, like, his wallet and stuff, right?

He's running after him. He has six Celsius cans in his pockets. So he's running after him just trying not to lose his pants, right? Like, looks like a hoodlum running with his pants around his knees. And so basically, long story short, the bus ghost rides into our neighbor's. fence through the fence and then hits our neighbor's skid steer he had parked there yeah and so like the skid steer plowed the skid steer dude and so like imagine it plowed it pretty hard

plowed all the fences over luckily that slowed it down plowed through our neighbor's fence smokes the skid steer evan hops out and goes it wasn't me it wasn't me i said it once but i'm like well obviously obviously it's that idiot it's the idiot it's the idiot steering the bus's fault, not the guy, toy. It's like, like I said, big steering wheel, not that hard. We just already went around the whole drift track. He can clearly navigate corners. So how he found a way to swerve off the road and run into the neighbor skidsteer is beyond me.

Because I did nothing different than I did four minutes prior and everything was perfectly fine. Yeah. And so basically, we then start evaluating what just happened. Well, after about 20 seconds, when the, it was in Span, who, uh, Gavin's not in the bus. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here. What? Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, no, no. It goes from bro, bro, bro, bro to no, no, no.

Dude, that wasn't we. I think this might be one of the funniest things that happen up here yet. And that's what pisses me off is Gavin still thinks this is just a joke. This could have been so bad. At this point, now it's funny. I got it. That's not good. Yeah, dude.

So basically, it plows through like a couple fence posts. Here comes Ben finally coming in the skits here. Yeah, right? And there comes Ben in the skitsky. It plows. Yeah, what do I say? rolling up. I was blacked out.

I was like, no fucking way this just happened. Bro, I got it. I got it on camera. I got it. I think Dalton started getting you there.

Yeah. All right. So the bus plows into the skidsteer so this old like 90s model skidsteer that's just made of straight steel. They're so strong.

Bro. They are so stout. That was a new skidsteer that wouldn't have been good. But those things are so strong. So our neighbor skidsteer is sitting there. It just plows into the skidsteer. The skidsteer stops it.

We run up. We're, like, looking to see what all was broken. Obviously, it plowed through two fence posts. But the skid steers just sitting there just like a little, like, cinder block, right? Just stop this full-size bus coming at it. And we're like, there's got to be something wrong with it. We're looking around and we're like, this skidster is completely fine. Didn't even have a scratch on it.

It was unbelievable. Literally didn't even scratch. The front of the bumper on the bus was like total, like cut off. Fiberglass everywhere. Light was blown out. So this is really. Did some damage to the bus. Did some serious.

But the skittie was fine. Skittie, not even a scratch. Just like, you'd imagine. Just the machinery embodiment of Gavin. Just ate it. Oh, it was like if Gavin was sitting there, yeah, what it would look like. Yeah, it would have stopped it. So our neighbor owns a sod field.

So, like, he grows perfect grass, right? Golf green grass. And believe me, I know what a properly manicured lawn looks like, and he's got one going. 40 acres of it. Yeah, it's a perfect pristine grass, right? And his skid steer was just sitting right in line. with what would have been a runway for this runaway boss

his boss would have ended out up in the middle of his lawn like it couldn't like it couldn't have been any better and gone any better he didn't have his truck sitting there he wasn't there like there wasn't and the crazy timing for the strap

to let loose when it did you know I could have been continually pulling it more like the strap came loose right at about the time it really yeah ran into all this. Yeah, there's a, yeah, there's plenty of other things

that could have hit, like all of our, that's where his customers load up, too. Imagine if a customer was sitting there. Like, and a bus comes flying around the corner, nobody is it. I can't imagine what would have happened.

Gavin, when it came down, like, gee, garsh, my bad. That's how I would have gone. I would take in the blame for it like a man, but you didn't.

But you're not taking the blame for this now? He did take the blame for it. So I heard him say that yet. Gavin calls our neighbor, and our neighbor just said, happens to be a total G he comes up and Gavin tells him to be pissed so he comes up

and he's like, what the fuck? I'm totally ruining this because this will be a good video bit, but the OGs that are listening to the podcast that watch the videos, you're getting a sneak peek it was happening. It was just, I'm just I want to tell this story because it was like the craziest thing that's happened. We've done a lot of insane stuff in the last

week. This still tops it of just like a sheer accident that wasn't supposed to happen. Out of nowhere. I was genuinely shook. Yeah, so said about it. This guy Yeah, Evan was. So our neighbor comes up and he's like, well, what the fuck? Of course this happens.

You guys are always horsing around. And I'm just like, we are always horsing around. And I thought he was pissed. And then he goes, I'm just kidding, boys. I don't give my shit. Yeah.

And he's just like, oh, this shit, you don't, you don't even got to fix it. We'll replace the fence. Like, we're so sorry. He's like, replaced, you don't worry about replacing the fence. You don't even got to fix it.

He was like, don't really like, and so. And so Evan's like away at this point And Evan's walking up and we're like You just pretend to be pissed when Evan gets up here So he gets up and he just goes Who was driving?

Because the sheriffs are on their way Oh man Look over at Evan and Evan just goes He was I knew points at Gavin Well I was standing in the driveway And heard them all laughing and cracking jokes And then when

All right Spettie and I got to take off guys Good You guys dip in? For real? Yeah it's 315 What just because you didn't get a gift You got to leave now? Mine's still at five

Yeah, I changed my I wanted to hang with the boys more They'd been too nice to me I guess we're both staying No, I'm just kidding Are you seriously leaving Because you didn't get a gift No, so no

Oh, we'll get AC dude I can get it installed Yeah, we are gonna get it installed Bud Why are you trying to get out of here so bad I've been trying to leave since you got here No, not at all I had a great week

That was actually like 10 days right there Plus I thought you preferred to miss Your flight in Fargo So you could swing by your pals I do have a backup plan That's good to have That's good to have bud Let me finish this story.

The guy comes up all pissed and he goes, who's responsible for this? And Gavin stepped up and he said, it was me, man. I'm sorry when you didn't have to, Gab. Wow. I mean, it kind of was. It kind of was your fault.

But there was a lot of fingers being pointed and then when it came down to it, you stepped up and you took it. Somebody just got to eat. If you have another person coming in, of course we can bicker around our friend group, but if, you know, somebody's got to handle the situation. And if somebody's going to have to say, And if somebody's going to handle the situation, it's going to be Gavin Eelan, fixing your guys's mistakes.

I said, what a typical, what a typical day. Evan and Gavin break a bunch of shit, and Ben and the rest of the boys got to smooth it over for him. Crash that piece of shit and walked away. Really convenient, though, that Gavin just spent, like, yesterday installing the post hole digger on the mini-experator. It is pretty true. To put out our signpost, which is going to be like 10 feet away. from that guy's signed post so it's like and you gotta make it right and give him like the auto gate to the electric gate you gotta put the electric gate in you know i'm not sure we're gonna go that far but yeah sorry but it would be nice maybe i'll offer to mow his lawn once dude if you guys got him like you know how like uh what's that donut play crispy cream how they have like the hot and ready sign if you had a sod a sod sign that said sod ready and it flashed red for him dude pretty sick all right guys hell of a week later bro love you good luck shreds thank you baby bye spain

hey keep her out of the rhubarb shreds have you stay in trouble okay a little buddy always do always do hey you just stay out of them heels all right stay out of the heels buddy see in a couple weeks bro stay out of the beavers the maple syrup well who's out bringing you guys in the airport they're taking my ram yeah oh sick and they pick it up later nice see yeah bye spennie Don't see. Man, when those boys leave, it kind of just, it's just like, you already miss them. Yeah, dude, I love those guys. This is hilarious.

I mean, it's just, yeah, I don't know if we can't keep them around much longer. You got to hit like a 10-day spurt, you know, 10 days on, 45 days off. 10 days on, 45 days off. It's almost like going on a vacation that's so much fun the entire time. But when you get back home and everything settles down, it's kind of a sigh relief. When the dust, literally, when the dust. settles. I mean, after a few days of, like, settling and then you're ready for another vacation, but

yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, it's hilarious, dude, like, every time Gab's here, crash that piece of shit and walked away. It was like a movie the way he hopped out of that bus, too. Like, it was just beginning to move right as he was, like, on his step out. Like, it was just the smoothest step out, and it's just, like, already moving. He hasn't even turned around yet. And he's still looking at me talking it as I'm just like, Gap. And it's already going.

Yeah, it was like a movie. It was like a movie. I was just so frustrated that I just don't think he ever comprehended how truly bad that whole situation could have been. Well, that's like, bro, everything we do. Out of everything it had, it couldn't have been any luck here. Not to mention because of the asphalt going in, there's a half a dozen merch workers with nice vehicles parked right there. It would have, if the bus went. And if it would have gone around, it would have hit them.

Yeah, true. we would have been buying all of our employees new cars one of them has a damn catlack yeah yeah frick man speaking of cars getting hit ryan i saw your hummer and i high key cried for you oh yeah sorry about that right dude i have been a pretty eventful podcast yeah no kidding a lot of carnage uh i guess i i'm not going to say anything more but i know i at least i think i have to be one of the only people to have crashed two hummers within 24 hours it's insane we We had the little yellow crash, and then we had that one. We'll see that in this week's video.

Yeah. Yeah, just a bad day. Woke up early to go to the gym and better myself, and I came up behind this lady who was driving unreasonably slow. I don't know who wakes up at 7.15 in the morning to drive below the speed limit to work. Old senior citizens. Someone who's probably looking for fucking deer, I guess. Maybe she was going slow because she saw some deer.

Probably. And so I look in my rear view to make sure nobody was trying to pass me. I wait to crest the hill, throw on my blinker, and then it felt like my car got rocked by a 200, 300-pound animal. I mean, seeing the picture, Ryan, it looks like an elk hit you. Yeah, I was just going to say it looks like it got rocked by a 500-pound animal. Just body-checked you. Or a buffalo.

Honestly, I never... How did a deer cause this much damage? Can you pop it up? I can. I never saw the deer. And I turned back around. Are you sure it wasn't a Volkswagen? Or like Brian Erlackers.

You know, honestly, I don't know. It hit me. I got out, assessed the damage, took a Snapchat, and I turned around to go make sure the deer wasn't on the road because, like, it's kind of a dick move to hit a deer. What were you going to do if it was there? Well, I was going to drag it off the road. You know what, right?

I would have taken care of it. Dude. Its head hit the front of your car right up on the quarter panel. And then the rear end came around. Yeah, and the body hit the dog. door. Like, that's the only way that it could cause that much damage. So I think, too, honestly.

It's a bummer you didn't trip and hit my tire. It probably would have been fine. Your headlight, fine? No, that's the worst part. Actually, just the side of the headlight is cracked. And that headlight is a part of the whole front-end assembly. And it's like $1,800 for one headlight. How does this work when you have two claims on your Hummer for deer in the last 12 months?

Well, it definitely isn't going to make it worth any more money. that's for sure I don't know actually I think it's fine I think it's just another claim when you when you look up the Carfax it's going to say two minor collisions yeah that'll be the issue so this is kind of what I was getting at when I was talking about the winner of the Lamborghini with the little metal plate how it just hit the front fender when you're like yeah I hit a deer and I'm like thinking the hummer's tough and then I saw it went oh my gosh that's a lot of damage. The front bumper is crooked, the headlight, the fender, or the piece of the body line around

the headlight, the hood is moved over, the fender, the door, the rear door, and kind of that plastic piece up at the top. You damn near totaled this thing out. Hopefully, I'm really hoping it's totaled out. That'd be best case scenario. What would you do? I don't know. Probably buy something that's not built like a fucking pop can.

An H2 Hummer. I'll tell you, yeah, I was going to say, just go back to what wasn't built like a pop can. and that's the original. You could get like a 2009. I know. Honestly, I'm thinking about it, but...

They're not cheap. They aren't cheap. It probably costs more and what that thing's worth even. We're coming into deer season now. At this rate, it's pretty likely you're going to hit another. Maybe you don't fix it yet.

You just run it for a bit and then just so you don't have to have three claims. You should do a military grade Hummer. I was kind of thinking about that. Like I should either outfit this one like Mad Mac style and really make it... Deer-proof? Deer-proof, or I could, Or I could grab a Humvee.

I mean, it really doesn't even like riding in this Hummer. So I can't imagine she'll like riding in a Humvee either. What's the fucking difference? Do what Mark has with Humvee, but Durhamax swap. You're a Hummer guy. You've had every form of a Hummer besides that. I think it's the next step. Dude, those aren't cheap either, though.

Ryan, nothing's cheap in life. And if you're going to keep crashing them, it's not going to get any cheaper. So something like that, you could hit a deer and it'll be fine. It's a good one. Couldn't you just Humvee v body swap this EV? Now that would. Oh, that'd be something. Yeah, take all the, all the electric stuff, put that in the Humvee.

That would be insane. I mean, just drop the body up. Basically, drop the body onto this one. You'd have half a million bucks. He's going to be the only guy that's going to be able to figure that shit out. He'd be able to do it for cheap for you, though. He'd be able to do it right and good, and you wouldn't get, you wouldn't get reamed. Yeah.

All I know is something's getting closer to the pole. It's either that hummer, I'm going to have to start working one to fucking pay for this thing because it's not looking good out of your boys. Yeah, Ryan, you've been thinking about that. That went up. Yeah. I'm like, I'm just like,

dude, this thing, his first thing my dad said, I sent him a picture, he goes, oh, right time to put it on the pole then.

Yeah. He was telling me that back before it was even crashed. Dude, he hates it because I just moved back in with him because I'm renovating my house after Gavin and Spenny

and we destroyed it. And, uh, it jacks up the electrical bill. How much? I mean, it probably adds, you know,

like 400 bucks a month of the electric bill or something like that. Oh, fuck. I'd rather buy it. guess. That makes me wonder how much Ken's been jacking up the bill. It's a good question. Ken told me the last time he was like, oh, I spend less than $20 a month charging my Tesla. And there's like actually no way because I mean, I watch my energy bill and like when I drive. His charges when it's not surging. Yeah, he has off peak and his battery is like half as big because this thing is

the most inefficient brick of a vehicle that it like actually has the biggest EV battery out there. So it takes a lot more to charge. It's a hammer. They got to stay inefficient in some way. Exactly. Even when it's an electric vehicle. You got to still manage to make it expensive to fuel up. Can we watch the,

I just didn't realize, can we watch the video of your house, pretty much your entire house being torn down? Yeah. So to kind of make matters worse is then I went to my house and it was planned on being torn down. So everything was going well there. And we started digging in.

I mean, here's a picture of the wood. Like, dude, shit was so rotten. there actually as we started digging into this place randy was like i thought it was going to be not good and it was worse than i thought as in what like uh getting rid of it anyways right but you know some people are like really you you went and tore down that that was a nice house but it makes you feel a little bit better that it was it's a little more rotten than you thought some of the biggest like problems were is there was no insulation in the ceiling at all the only insulation because was a flat roof and it was like an old style flat roof was a three inch foam board you're supposed to have like

16 inches of insulation which explains why I could never heat it in the winter yeah you talked about that on the podcast multiple times you had that thing just set at 85 degrees yeah it never warms up never get above 70 yeah and so we started digging in and we're doing this and randy starts looking at the roof and the rest of the roof on the house he goes dude there's no insulation in this the only way we can even make it slightly thermal efficient is either building a second roof on top of the roof and covering your old roof or stripping down the ceiling even lower but it's like low ceilings because you're only renovating half the house correct i was only going to tear down the front and leave the back because we thought and now what are you doing so we start digging into it and he goes you

know he goes you really should just take this all down and i'm like i'm in a destructive mood this morning i go fuck it take the excavators that was the right move that was the right move yeah You're taking the whole thing down. We're leaving the garage still. As far as I know, and I love, you are leaving the garage. Yeah.

Yeah, we're leaving the garage. Oh, just the garage, but not the top. When I watched the video back, I was like, the whole house is gone.

I was wondering where they were, I was like, man, there really looks like they went past the, one wall. Yeah, exactly. I was like,

it looks like they went past the break point. And I was like, how are they going to melt this? Like, no, so it actually worked, because they had done all the prep work to cut the house apart. And it worked flawless.

flawlessly. If the original plan was going to go, like the front of the house just fell off and this was perfectly unscathed. Ryan's remodel. I think you're doing the right thing, Ryan. I truly do. Even before finding out it was rotten, you know, you were talking about, I wasn't going to tell you what to do, but I was like, man, at that rate, you might as well just get rid of the whole new house. You were tearing, like, saving part. And Randy must have been so happy to do that. Oh, dude, he's so stoked, man. You've got to have been like, you're going to be way happier with the final product. I am, yeah. And so then the worst part is the kind of last thing. on it because whatever we start digging in and uh we were going to use the old foundation that

was underneath that part of the house because we were able to just put a floor over it it's only going to be one story now yes whatever we're like oh easy stuff we dig in the excavator guy goes you guys seen this wall yet we go no four inches leaning in like all the walls were basically starting to cave in on the hill so they're ripping that foundation out too oh yeah I'm starting to dig more. Just start fresh, dude. I think you just might as well get rid of the garage. Start fresh.

I agree. I should have, but I, a considerable amount into remodeling the garage already. Oh, that looks fine. Yeah, yeah, that makes more sense. Like, it actually looks nice now, like the inside of the garage. The garage looks nice now.

Oh, this is me walking through the house going outside. It was kind of weird. It kind of looks like a tornado came through, except for it was just an excavator. But it sounds like, again, you know, financially more of a setback. but you're getting a basement. Yeah.

It's like, it's a ton of added square footage to this house. Yeah. That's awesome. It'll be good in the end and you guys are getting to see. What a mess. Yeah, so honestly,

bad day for Ryan's checkbook. Not good. Yeah, but in the long run, that's way better. Oh, yeah, because then you would have had,

like, when it came time to sell, it's like this house that's kind of patched together. Totally. And you can always just, like, you know,

when they do it additions, you can just tell, right? Yeah. But this one's going to be full construction. Insert. The little Joe Exotic meme. I will never financially recover from this.

From the day, the whole day. From this last seven days, yeah, it's been pretty rough for the kid. That's going to push your moving date back a fair amount too. But like I said, I think you're doing the right thing because I was kind of thinking to myself the whole time as I'd just tear the whole thing down. Well, something that really got to me, CJ came over the summer and goes, you know, this place is really nice. I like it. Whatever, you know, he's being a good friend. And then when we came in for wine night, he goes.

goes, this place is kind of booty. It is. And I was like, yeah, he's right. It was more booty when it was stale. And we hadn't been running the AC and it smelled like fucking. It did smell bad in there. It smelled bad. This house is kind of booty cheeks, man.

With the dirt. So, I mean, the house was 70 years old. The roof hadn't been fixed in 35 years. There was no insulation. There was a lot of things that, like, truly needed to happen to bring it to the first century. What a day. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, it is currently. It's currently 3 o'clock, and it has been financially destructive. So I hope we have cheap plans for the rest of the day. It could have had your Corvette parked in the employee parking and had a school bus run into it. Can you actually imagine everything Ryan Owens got destroyed in one day? Oh, you didn't hear it Dalton was driving it earlier today. Honestly, that's fine. Whatever.

At this point, it's scorched earth. Like how many minutes did you put into the disdainting? decision of yeah we're tearing like half the house down to right fuck it so fast i think because even an hour's a pretty quick amount of time to make that decision i feel i would say less than eight minutes probably less than five we we got it we started they broke off the last section and randy goes this is not good we're just going to be a lot of work whatever and i go yep tear it down just keep going and then they cut the rest of the rest of the roof and

yeah it was that had to have been music to his ears oh he's so stoked he's so excited it had it felt good for you I'd feel yeah it was it's it was the only part of the whole thing that I was really anxious about of seeing how it looked under there yeah now I'm just worried about paying for it so shout out to Shopify yeah yeah I mean technically you're in charge

of how expensive it's gonna get it just depends how nice you make it yeah that's the thing if you met me could just get a double I'm really dumb, dude. The tough part is, I mean, there's still a baseline cost, and that baseline cost is... Yeah, the baseline cost is definitely expensive, but I'm saying, like... Yeah, that's how you finish. It's really going to be up to you as to how much it costs, you know?

Worst case, Ontario, Ryan, leave it a blank lot. Park a camper on it? Well, not even. We'll let you use the houseboat. Yeah. Park it up front. Then you go, you park your car there. You walk down to their houseboat.

You already got a dock. You got a lift. The houseboat won't fit in it, but you'll just... you know, anchor and, uh, boom. It's actually not a bad idea. Yeah, it's not the worst option. Maybe pick up a dingy. Yeah, you will have to get a dingy.

You could even like, I can afford a dingy at this way. Depends how far out you want to be. I mean, you could anchor it. So it's like perfectly like you just walk right off your dock onto it. Right on to it. House on the lake. No one's closer to the water than you.

That's going to give something the neighborhood to talk about. I tear down my house and then start living on a shed on top of the water. Yo, when it was spaghetti night and, we were getting prepared. Oh, man. And your neighbors come out because, like, I'm sure they're not used to seeing much action at your house. No, it's pretty quiet.

And then we're all running around, you know, set and move, you know. There's cameras. There's people are screaming. Some people are drinking wine. Everyone's in white. Everyone's in white and everyone's got a place to be. They're back and forth, back and forth. Some wearing women's closed.

You know, what is going on here? There's, you know, cameras, all this. And I just, guys, snagged this video of you talking to your neighbor. Oh, no. Oh, you, it was hilarious. Yeah, I did talk with them. And honestly, we don't really see each other that much there. I'm never there because I'm either here or sleeping.

And they don't operate on the same schedule as me, basically. They live normal lives. When you were explaining it to, I'm like, dude, all this is going to be pretty chill. Weird, weird outfits, the cameras, some noise, some hootting and holler and some broken glass. But when the rev limitors are, you know, the three, bro. And the smoke alarms, how many smoke alarms did you have going on? three, four, five. And when all that was happening, I mean, it sounded like World War III.

And so it just then they're probably like, like the escalation. It was so hectic. And it was just dark enough. Look at this picture, Ryan. Ryan's in a suit. Just a disheveled suit too. Those people worked their whole life to be on the lake. They're very happy.

And then Ryan moves in. Look at me. They were having an awesome, awesome retirement. It's nice and peaceful, beautiful views. Now it's the sound of screaming motors. And then, oh, we got to get to the hospital. We got to get to the hospital. Like, imagine that.

You just hear screaming motors, fire alarms, smoke billing out of the house. And then you see a group of five people come screaming out, covered in red spaghetti. We got to get to the hospital. I fire up my raptor in Florida. You can hear it all the way to the street. They heard it all the way there. Dude, they're just sitting there like, hmm, who would have seen that coming?

They're like, what just happened? And then it goes dead silent. Dude, that's what I was going to say. It was like so eerie. So after it was like me, Gab, Ryan and 10 maybe that stayed to like load up the last couple things or whatever. And then just like standing there, it's like dead quiet other than smoke alarms going off.

It was just, yeah, the tire smoke coming out the windows. It was just like, I mean, what did the whole thing last? Like 45 minutes? of the most insane chaos and then it's just like on what just happened it was eerie like i mean you're just i'm standing scared for spending of course yeah i'm standing in my living room which is in shambles i mean there is just stuff everywhere there's literally a wine bottle stuck in the wall yeah actually i'm listening to all the smoke detectors go off in like at different times the smoke's billowing out of my house we're all shuffling around

round on spaghetti trying to figure out if our friend is going to be okay it was like scary shout out to randy he cleaned up all that spaghetti and all the stuff because he didn't he didn't know how long it was going to be until the excavator guy had a cancellation so he had to go do something else and so he cleaned up the entire house i felt so bad i was just chilling right you need to get him something nice i was just yeah wine and spaghetti dinner i'd say we do i say we got to get him something nice Look at me, dude, Mike It's our content But yeah

So I felt bad, Ryan So I was just chilling I knew you guys were gonna be At the hospital for hours What was that guy doing? What were you guys doing? We had to load up the dirt bikes But I was like

That was that night But I was like Dude Ryan, you want me to like shovel this up And you're like no The excavators coming tomorrow And I'm like all right Like my clothes and stuff I even asked you

I'm like am I cool to just like Strip everything off And just left the laying inside the door and that's kind of why Gavin assumed his helmet was gone because we were basically told whatever gets left in here is going to be gone like tomorrow with an excavator it was my presumption as well but yeah I guess excavator guy had a prior you know what have been a really really funny prank on the excavator guy is like not have Randy who's general contracting it there and like you're kind of there you're yeah to tear down do this that dealer and then have like mark pull up

and what are you doing to my house and then you just take off running and And they're like, God. Like, they think they tore down someone's house, you know? That'd be hilarious. You could get them to believe that. That'd be a great trouble. It'd be like Ben's Lambo startup. We did that one time removing siding.

Really? You actually removed the wrong house? Yes, but it kind of buffed because we were doing like houses that were like repossessed or like owned by the city or whatever. So we were on the right block and it was a house that had gotten repossessed, not the house that was supposed to have the siding taken. off. Oh my God.

So it, like, kind of buffed out. Yeah, because it was like a city-owned thing. Yeah. Whatever. I think basically how it buffed is the city was going to need it torn off, but they hadn't like okayed it yet. So then they're just like, well, we're not going to pay for it. And we're like, all right.

So we basically did the work for free. It was something that should happen later. But that was a crazy call from our boss. He goes, where are you guys at? And we go, oh, we're just at the job. We're just about wrapped up for the day. He's like, well, I'm sitting here and I don't see anybody in there. his house is fully excited.

Oh, fuck. I think you might be at the wrong house. I think you might be at the wrong house. Did you chit yourself? I would have. Well, no, like I said, it was still going to, like an abandoned house. It wasn't like the neighbor's nice house, but it buffed. My God.

Things happen. Well, I'd like to say that it might be the only destruction happening on Ryan's, uh, shore. But, I mean, my house is still got to come down. Oh, gosh. Run back. Yeah, something's happening. I think you got to drive a car through it, but it is. I did think about when we decided to take it down.

I mean, it seriously was eight minutes or less from the time we decided to take it down to then. And I thought about calling you guys and being like, get a car here now. Like, we got to do something. Get a car here now. On our way, Ryan. But that part of the house is actually attached to the garage, which really needed to stay. Really needed to stay. So then Randy and I talked about he's like, if you hit that.

wall it's going to pull on the garage because it was like two stories with no floor in it so it was like twisting and bending but yeah so sorry about that no it's all good we trust me right we got enough content we did good your house has done enough buddy dude it's amazing what these uh like tear down houses have done for us big ken's iconic rinds you'll never forget ryan's yeah yep that my house is going to go down in the history books my house didn't get torn down but it still got farm animals put in it. Really nothing safe unless you're Mike and you moved to a completely other town.

Different state. Different state. I don't even know where Mike lives. I'd be lying if I said I've felt safe. I still not sure if I'd know how to get to your house if I had to drive there by myself. You guys got my location. Every time I've had to pick you up a couple of times,

I'm like, I need their address. So Ken's on his way to London right now. He's going to a... Oh, that's where he is! I seriously are. I'm wondering, I'm like, where is Ken? So did he find enough friends for those eight tickets? No, he bought 10, by the way.

He spent 10 racks on tickets, $1,000 a piece. He got 10 of them, and he only sold four. No. Yeah, I remember here in like, three of them. He's going to be out there scalping. Oh, dude, that was so nice at Ken. He wanted, he wanted his buds to come so bad. Well, he didn't ask us, though.

He wasn't buying them for us. He was asking the other, his local friend. Yeah, he didn't want us to come. Then they didn't want them. They bailed on him. He was like, you got to buy these siege. I was like, nah, good. I ain't going to London this week. You noticed that we didn't even find out that he bought extra

tickets until he needed to sell them. He ran it by me one night after four martinis, but other than that, I didn't. It was after they were still pending. You know, he had to, he had to sell them. I don't know. You probably sold them on like seat geek or something. He said he was like lower in the price, but which sucks too because the Vikes lost last weekend. And if they would have won, people probably would have been more stoked to like go to the game. They're still, they're still, they're still, in the Browns. We can't possibly lose. They got a pretty good defense, man. And I mean, the people will know whether we won or lost after this came out so I don't want to

I don't want to talk too much about it but having any kind of hope shout out blaze man I can't believe he's a cheer harder he needs a cheer harder yeah Ken's going back to Europe right now I wonder what's going to happen like I don't know when he's coming home well do you remember last time he went to Europe he damn here doesn't well he got hammered

because he was young you know this was he would have been probably what 18 19 yeah it was then legal to drink there so he started boozing probably drinking a little too much wine well at the time jake was dating an older girl our friend jake sherbrook and she was in europe with ken or you know ken was sliding he was because apparently he was kind of touching her ass or something do you guys not remember this and jake sherbrook called him out in our group chat and then ken was like i don't really remember i don't remember and then you don't remember this that's why ken came home

and was like i don't really remember yeah you keep saying i don't remember i don't remember and then and then jake's like i I just remember being like, I don't see how a full-grown man doesn't remember rubbing up on some. Holy shit. Ken does kind of do that when he is embarrassed. He goes, I don't remember that. He might have actually been blacked out. He might have.

I mean, I don't care. I mean, it was just, you know, high school girlfriend. That stuff, that doesn't really matter. I will call this this round two's a redaction. He maybe was sliding in, though, you know. So who knows? Hopefully he doesn't get himself jammed up again. I mean, we know one thing, and that's, Ken has some weird.

infatuation with our girlfriends or like his friends girl friends we could say this and we know he's not going to listen he's not going to he's got no fucking idea i don't want to say that you think he has an infatuation with him i wouldn't say that oh yeah that's maybe i think he feels comfortable around them so like he's talking to him more than he would talk to any other female because he knows i got to clarify where like i'm going to go out on a limb just because i know Ken pretty well and assume he wasn't rubbing up on Jake's girlfriend's ass because he was trying to like smash

or like do something like no he wouldn't do that but he just feels like comfortable around them when like he wouldn't necessarily do that to uh sometimes you pull your pants down so what you know I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding you know it is funny though

just the other day you know I still live with Ken I go walking downstairs and Alex is I think she's vacuuming and Ken's there in his fucking underwear just doing something in the in the living room and like they're not you know complete different side you Ken's got some fucking balls on like so it's like some major package hanging down and like I don't care I'm not worried about it one bit but but like it is I did think to myself it's like man most people would be like what

the fuck's going on I didn't think nothing like I just was like I kind of chuckled to myself of anything but yeah it's just funny we're different though like in terms of the way that we all probably react but honestly if if i walked down there and maybe if it was any of you guys in your underwear right i'd maybe be like what's going on here but i trust ken i trust can too yeah he could take credit on a on a date for he could take credit to europe for a week and i wouldn't be concerned about it you'd probably have a great time but that's where jake jrbrook saw that happening he was like all right well let me call jake let me call him he was mad he was mad he's he's going to remember this let me let me call him because i don't want to talk and who knows maybe

we got to cut this i mean they're not together high school girlfriends literally mean nothing and i'm sorry if you're in high school but until it goes past that i just most yeah yo yo tell me if we need to cut this from the pod but we're we're live on the pod and ken just went to Europe. Do you remember last time he went to Europe? I do remember last time he went to Europe. He started making out with my girlfriend. Boom, there it is. They were making out. Hold up. Hold up. Making out. There's no

way. That's where the beach started bro. Yeah, yeah. See, I tried telling these guys about that as I go, you remember what happened last time. They didn't really remember for some reason. And, you know, of course, Ken doesn't remember it. Yeah, no, that guy will never remember. So they were kissing, huh? Oh, yeah, big time.

What? That's pretty fucked up. I didn't know they kissed. I thought he, I thought he touched her I couldn't really remember correctly. I think it was a little bit of everything going on. I'm sure. If you're kissing, you're going to grab down there. What happens in Europe? Staying that.

Yeah. So, all right. Well, that pretty much answers everything. Well, I'm glad we got that cover and, you know, just had to re-dig it up. I'm glad we're putting it to bed. All right, Todd, that's all. All right, we'll talk to you, boys, too. We'll see you.

Bye, Jake. Well, that answers that. Wow. I don't want to say Jake's lying, but I think he might be. salty about it and he was looking for his opportunity to get some revenge on the deal. He's been waiting 11 years for this moment. I think so. Like,

I don't know if I remember it quite like that, but then again, Ken's not here to defend himself, so whatever. He had to go to Europe. What up? Last thing, I don't know if you guys talked about it on the pod today, but that skidsteer you hit, I don't know if this is going to make it better or worse.

That one's still my dad's. It's not Sam's. Oh, fuck. No wonder you didn't Carol fixing it. It always leaked hydraulic fluid out of the front, right? Yeah, that's all right. You got to take it up with him, man. I'm hands clean. Oh, my. It's just a little bit of pain on it on the fork.

It's okay. You're good. You're good. Hey, Jake, you know what's funny? After we did it, after we did it, we were sitting there, and we just go, man, imagine how bad this would have been if our neighbor was like Dave Sherbrook. He would have ran into our fence. We literally said that.

It would have been awesome. He would have hop in his truck and ran over our fence. It'd have been an eye for an eye, for sure. All right, see you. All right. Yeah, anyways, yeah, later. That does remind me. That's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to learn how to deer hunt because I don't know to hunt that well, and I'm going to kill a deer with a gun. Yeah, you got to. I would actually love to go get hunter's safety with your eye. I think that'd be fun. Yeah, Ryan, you got to do that because a big part of deer hunting is to manage the deer population, which clearly is up. Someone needs to do their fucking job.

Someone needs to get out there. Well, that's a tough. We need to get kids in the hunting because my hummer can only take so much. And they're getting stupider. And I asked chat this morning, I said, because I was all fired up at the deer population as a whole. Am I cooked? I said, what is the most reported animal versus car collision? Deer, by far.

And then fall in up with kangaroos, I bet. Sure. It doesn't even matter. Oh, yeah, kangaroos actually. It varies by region. I bet there's not a lot of fucking kangaroos in Minnesota. Yeah, but I start moaning. And if there was, Ryan would hit them.

But yeah, I think we need to do one of two things, exterminate the deer or teach them how to cross the road when there isn't a 9,000 pound object hurtling between them. You know what, Ryan? I think that you need to just start putting deer crossing signs in safe places. It's a good idea. You know, to make sure that the deer are crossing in proper spots. Yeah, that actually is a good idea because if they had a crossing, then I would know where to look for them. And when you put up the deer crossing signs, like, you got to do it right. You got to have the dashes on the road.

And then you got to have like the post on the side. So when the deer come up, they can push the button. A little squirrel running crosswalk. Yeah. Just hold the little stop. Right. Yeah. No, whatever it takes, man, whatever my Hummer can't take much more.

And neither can I emotionally. So, yeah, we'll, we'll figure something out. Yeah, dude. You got to get in a hunting, Ryan. Got to do something. Good idea. Seriously, I've filled my freezer two years. in a row with freaking my car.

Why do I need to go hunting? Is that actually legal? Can you take road? Yeah, you can. You got to report it and stuff. That's, I haven't report. Well, I guess I reported my new insurance, but it's not like I called the cops.

Like, there was no animal on the road. It wasn't necessary. But the DNR would, like, come out and tag it and stuff. Like, if you really wanted to keep it. But I should say in the, if you hit it in season, I think you, you know, you could put a tag on it if you had one. I hit it with my 12 gauge from the window of my vehicle. It's a little less.

Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. You'll learn that at Hunter's safety, Ryan. Really? You can't do that. You might be on a watch list after you've been just saying that. You could take like an hour class online, but I think you need to go sit down with the children.

I actually do think like eight class hours and really go through. I think I probably should learn the most that I can. Yeah, for your safety, hunting with me. That's the point of Hunter's safety. Yeah, and I actually hit some clay pigeons. I don't know if that's like super hard to do if you've never shot a gun before, but I did hit a few. Were they in the air?

they were in the air yeah you're not a big gun guy though Ryan I'm not the world is safer with the guns in the hands of the right people and I am not one of the right people yeah I could tell like every time we've ever had guns and you have one it like when it's your turn to to be working it you're not super comfortable with it no and that's because I respect I never I never learned I respected it and yeah seriously like I think I think people who want to own guns should own guns but I don't know if if the world is safer with me having one under the bed. Like, I just don't know if me cortisol spiked the middle of the night after a branch fell on my roof, if I should be running around with an AK-47.

Right. With a scope and flash left. That's what I would use to protect myself. That's actually, so one time, we basically ding-dong ditched Ken's bedroom. And so we go over there, it's like two in the morning, sneak up to his window. boom boom boom you like hear this floor start moving oh man light switch flip on and then you just going up the stairs he goes up on like the deck above his room he goes get the fuck of my life he's always just scream so quick from zero to a hundred and at this point we're hiding in the bushes right

and he goes get the fuck imagine the neighbors imagine the neighbors imagine the neighbors as loud as he could right and so we're hiding in the bushes and once it goes quiet we just take off running right and then as soon as we take off running we just hear him then running through his house first of the front door next thing i'm running towards ryan's car parked like a block down right i look back i just see ken chasing after me i'm full on sprinting ken's chasing me down what was he a good thing he's not i don't know with how good a shape he's in now bro he would have hawk you down like a freaking what do they call corner cornerback cornerback with the person safety safety sure yeah whoever so tackled you i i get like me and ryan it was me ryan and jake right and we get to

ryan's tc parked a block down and we're trying to get in there and at this point ken is getting closer and we're just like the gig is up can it's us it's us it's us it's us it's us and he gets up there and he still does the thing where like he gets up but he's still super mad he's through this today i think he might have grabbed me and like shake Shake shook me a little bit. Yeah. Why? And so he thankfully calms down.

And anyway, we hop in and we like drive away like, geez, man, he was pretty fired up, right? And we see Cody his brother the next day. And he go, did you hear about what we did to Ken? And he goes, did I hear about it? Yeah, he came and woke me up and said, give me your gun. Holy shit.

Oh, my gosh. Could you imagine if he actually gave him the gun and he shot someone? Well, I mean, no. Yeah, they knocked on my window. So Cody, Cody, Ken's brother, who's much more just sane, goes, no, absolutely not. And Ken is like, there's somebody knocking on my window. And Cody's like, I'm not, no, go back to bed. And then that's when he ran upstairs and then proceeded to go, get off my fucking lot.

My God. So I do agree, Ryan, certain people should not have them in moments like that. Oh, that's funny. Can be in jail right now. It would have changed the out course of our life, dude. What would we have done without? Depends how good of a shot he is, though. So possibly could have been an even better story.

I mean, if you were just wounded, he'd probably be out of jail by now. His but a flesh wound. I don't know. If Ken hit me with got me maybe in the leg with like a shotgun baby, I definitely wouldn't send him to jail. No, I'm not pressing charges. Yeah, no. It's tough. It's like, yeah, Ken shot me one time, but whatever.

Boy, cried wolf of like you ding-dong. ditch. I'm sure that's pretty common for, like, that happened. It happened. My mom sent me the link. It was some young kid that, you know,

was ding-dong ditching and basically the neighbor shot him. Sad, Jesus. Yeah. What was he doing? Ding-dong ditching inside the house? Like if your doorbell rings, all you're going to pop somebody.

Yeah, dude, it's just that's the problem. And, I mean, kids got to be kids. Kids got to be kids. Yeah, exactly.

They can't be mad at some kids on your street. Just dang dong ditch you. Whatever, what was the story you were telling the other day, C. About the home or owner. Oh, so, like, in high school, I never, maybe I did do it one time. I was with them, but I didn't physically ring the doorbell.

But there was this group of kids. And they didn't drink or really do any of that stuff. But, like, their thing was like, we're going to ding-dong ditch this house. Like, they would do, like, pranks kind of. Like, they did this one. It's so fucked up. Like, they'd, like, poop on a dollar. They called poop dollar.

You set it out. And then someone would pick it up. And they'd be, oh, dollar, pick it up. There's fucking poop on it. And then they'd drive by poop dollar and they'd roll out. And like pretty funny. Pretty funny. Obviously gross.

You get feces on your hands. Debatably worse than underage drinking in high school. You know, because you're kind of affecting other people at this point. The poop dollar, not so much innocent fun. And honestly, the ding-dong ditch,

it got to a level where it wasn't innocent fun. So anyways, there is this one guy and his daughter was in, I think great above us. and the dude was just a hothead and ironically he happened to drive a Hummer he drove a Hummer H2 it was orange it had it was the pickup one though whoa that's worth pretty sick I think it was even lifted but it was on stock wheels if I remember correctly so lifted on stock but you can already imagine it can't have it all anyways so it was always parked in his driveway and uh they

dang dong ditch him every night for I believe like over I think it was like over 200 and something times like i'd have to double check but anyway so and the guy never knew who it was but like he was so close to like physically catching them every time so it was like this game of cat and mouse um i went i went with one time to like witness this and i don't know there's one you know was starting to get a load of this you know me and my my group of friends we're all acquaintances but so we we went and joined in and i remember like army crawling through like this grass and like this whole thing and i'm like sitting across and the one kid goes up gets it we're all out we're running get to the cars you know we just got our license leave but

this guy comes out hot so i mean it got to the point where like he had a paintball gone yeah like he was doing a bunch of crazy stuff like i don't really understand why the guy just didn't disconnect his doorbell but he was a hothead like you could have legitimately just disconnected your door don't go answer the door they ring it when he didn't go to the door you know eventually it would fizzle out but i think i think guys like that they just almost never learned they didn't have it, he didn't have it in him to just chill the fuck out and maybe like, whatever. He gave it. And realistically, he did it to himself.

He provided an extreme reaction. Like, I'm talking, he's screaming, you know, all this shit calling the cops freaking out about this ding-dong ditch. They end up catching them. They end up catching them. I think the cops maybe got involved in catching them. I don't really know, but they ended up getting to the bottom of it. And one of my, one of my buddies was, I don't really know how it really happened.

but they boil it down to who the ringleader was, one of my buddies. Ringleader. And the ringleader of the operation. You know, there's a lot of people doing it, but there's kind of one guy. And, uh, and uh, and uh, anyways,

they had to go and sit down with the police and all this. And as the story goes, his dad was like, what the fuck? Like we got a ding dong dish. We got to meet with the cops, all this because he like downplayed it when he explained it to, you know, I got caught ding dong ditch in this guy's house.

He's like, this is extreme. You know, like, what are we doing? We're really doing this. So they had to go with the cops. They had to, like, meet. And then he's there as well. So it's like his parents, him, the cops, and this guy.

And, you know, his parents are like on his side as they're going there. And they sit down. And the meeting opens up and he pulls out this book. And it's got every time he was dang dong ditch, the time it happened in the date. And it was like for 270. It was like an extreme amount of times. And his dad just goes. and looks at him

like at that point he's like I'm fucked I'm fucked I can't remember what like his consequence was I don't think he ended up like really getting in trouble with the law any further past that but there was some kind of situation there was repercussions that's all I know

and it's just a it was a funny story and it's just a fellow Hummer owner but I always chuckle at him telling the part where and then my dad just turned and looked at me it might have been in the three hundreds i i don't remember the exact number i don't remember it was an extreme number though how piss you'd be like think your side with your kid listen bud we're gonna get this all smoothed over kids can be kids well you know how you would you'd explain it to uh the cops you know how you'd explain to the or to your parents i mean you'd be like yeah you know i think dong titch

now i'm in trouble we got to go meet with the cops and you know you're you're kind of trying to ease him into it. But the dude came with receipts and then he was fucked. Don't mess with a Hummer owner. You don't, man. You never know what those guys are going to do. I think to leave us on, this video is not us, but it's going to give you a little teaser of what's to come.

I'm just going to leave us with that. What the frick, dude? I'll see if I can zoom in. He launched off, boner aired, fell off the back, and then the quad kept going. That's actually sick. What? I mean, if you would have landed, it would have been even sicker.

That's the thing, dude, these golf courses, if you had a dirt bike, there's some pretty, like, prime natural jumps. I actually do not know what the frick this guy was doing. Freaking his four-wheeler on the golfers. It doesn't look like he maybe knew how to hit a jump on a four-wheeler to begin with. It doesn't seem like it. For whatever reason, no audio at this TikTok. He is, dude, but just no.

Unless he didn't know it was there. Bunkers can sneak up on a guy. Maybe. He could have just been doing a high speed. No helmet it looks like. But yeah, we got Reckless Golf coming up. This week, yes, sir.

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