Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Inside The Lifestyle of a Professional Dirtbiker
Episode Date: August 20, 2024Good times with our friend and professional dirtbike racer @spenserwilton9687 We have a great time chatting about Kens run for mayor, Evans secret Youtube Channel, and we take a deep dive into what ...it takes to become a professional dirtbiker. The injuries, the training, and more. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Go to https://www.takethesis.com to take the free 3-minute quiz to find out what your brain needs and use WIDEOPEN to get $60 off your first purchase when you sign up for Thesis. Thanks to Thesis for sponsoring today’s video! #sponsored #ad Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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I'll take this.
No, no, I'm gonna need that.
What if my bike?
I just wanted to ride my bike.
I didn't want to be at school with a bunch of kids drawn pictures and shit.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Skateboards my week, my weak point.
He was trying to kiss me.
It does more than sleep in those babies.
You want to hear a crazy date story?
I got a crazy date story, actually.
Next weekend, I'm racing a Red Bull race.
And I just came and rode on the roof of a pizza ranch.
Like, I'm in the pro class.
No, the pro is doing that.
Like, they're all at the day.
gym training right now and I'm like
Dude you guys are cooked that podcast
You recorded last night
There's audio I looked on the board there's audio
There's audio yeah it's like you guys could be working late at night
But you're not you guys filmed the podcast last night
I hosted it's audio only
Should we drop it?
I would love to hear what time was this of that
Like 2 a.m?
2 a.m?
2 a.m.?
You guys were up to
We got one in the bank
We got one in the bank
Yeah we were up till 2 a.m.
You guys were working to
until 2 a.m.
Yeah, we
uninvoluntarily worked
until 2 a.m.
When Spenny's in town,
dude, it's grind time.
I walked in upstairs
and it was like 10, 22
to be exact.
Mike was sleeping on the couch
in here and then I like
set a picture on him.
He didn't wake up.
Everyone else was in here,
like walking.
They were looking at them.
I got a bunch of video of it.
You did not wake.
He didn't even flinch.
We order our shirts
through this company and like
they flew out to come
and like see the facility.
because they were just like, we got it.
Like, these guys are ordering so many shirts.
They came out to come see and meet with Justin and all this.
And Justin was giving a tour and you were just sleeping in here.
They walked right in and they were, oh, and like you were just like,
four guys on the couch all piled up.
What's funny about that is Justin texts us last night and he goes,
hey, just letting you guys know, giving a tour to these people from Az Caller.
Mike, please do not be sleeping on any of the couch.
Had strict instructions.
And this is what you look like.
This is what you look like.
Evan, we're in a sealed room.
I was sleeping like a little baby.
Oh, look at you.
It's hard to be mad at a face like that.
Let me see.
You do have such a unique ability to sleep in the most uncomfortable positions.
Mike, have you been all right lately?
Every time I see you and we're not doing something, you're snoozing.
I love sleeping.
No, I know.
But have you been getting enough Zs?
Well, obviously not if you were up until 2 a.m. filming a podcast.
Yeah, no, not last night.
This might be the portion of Micah's life where his sleep schedule is finally going to flip around and be normal.
He's so far off.
He's on.
You think we're getting closer to that?
I think we're getting closer.
He's been sleeping a lot during the day, so I think we're slowly rotating back.
Like, I just actually.
No, I'm on a better sleep schedule than I ever have been in probably my life.
I thought that honestly.
Oddly enough, I got a picture of you 40 minutes ago sleeping in the spare van.
That's because I didn't get enough sleep.
I know.
I know.
I just saw this.
And I went, oh, kind of concerned about this guy.
He's always sleeping.
Somebody mentioned something about hot dogs in the sprinter.
And Mike was like, hot dogs.
He did like up to that.
Well, welcome on the podcast, the official podcast during, you know, normal functioning
hours, Spenny.
Feels good.
This is my first one ever.
No, you did one.
It's my first pod.
Dude.
Not ever, but like with you guys.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, hey, man, we're honored to have you for the first time with us.
Mike, you kind of got to work from home.
fit right now. Sorry to go off of Spenny, but he's running camo and I just threw the flannel
because it's cold in here. Checkers and flannel raining and camo. So three different patterns. So Spenny.
You've been traveling all over? Yeah, travel over all over. Bikes, Europe. Yeah, you've been in
Europe. You drove a camper 40 hours across Canada. A month ago. So a little background on our
buddy Spenny. Spenny is the best dirtbiker we know, which I always look to Evan because, you know,
Because I believe that you are the best of many things, people that I know.
Clearing out a room.
R-6ing, for sure.
I believe Evan is the best fast dirtbiker that I know.
But Spenny's the best technical.
Like the dude on a dirt bike moving slow can go anywhere,
including over an air conditioning vent on top of the food.
Spenny is the best at riding over things that should not be ridden over
or jumping over things that shouldn't be jumped over.
Last year when he was here, we had him drive up.
Mike's inflatable that he had just gotten.
like hard, hard enduro over it.
Then you jumped over the mini truck
that we put a ramp on to it.
You jumped the mini truck
while it was moving.
Oh, onto our limo.
Yeah, on the limo.
On to the limo.
And then today, we did like this trials bike thing.
It would have been in last week's video.
You saw it.
Well, we're just fresh off of the boys
riding on the roof of pizza ranch.
Pizza ranch, dude.
Pizza ranch, dude.
Oh, God.
What's even happening?
It happens when you hang with us.
Yeah.
things get weird new zone unlocked yeah new zone actually pizza ranch has some really nice features on
the roof imagine people just start riding on pizza ranch roofs they're like yo we're not the only people
that have air conditioners on our roofs guys you can go anywhere else no there's a good variety of obstacles up there
and good traction too the next series is on top of McDonald's no there's a big championship on target
Me and Evan were talking about wheel-tapping the KFC bucket that spins.
Trial bikes, man.
Isn't it funny just how wrong it feels being on a roof?
Like your entire life, your entire life you're told, do not go on a roof.
Obviously, it's like the whole elevated surfaces.
It's dangerous to fall off.
When you're up there, you're always just like creep into the edges and just like peeking over.
And like trying to hide too, like making sure nobody sees you, but like everybody saw us for sure.
Cops came multiple times.
Three cops came.
Four cops, maybe.
One one was a fan.
Yeah, he just said he was stopping by to get a picture.
I walked out and I saw another cop there.
I go, oh, great.
I think he actually said that on the radio, they said,
yeah, the C-boys are at the Pizza Ranch right now.
And then he heard that on the radio,
so he drove over because he heard that.
It was just such like a bizarre moment.
Obviously, you're ripping heaters and pizza ranches
and chucking little glass bottles at the wall as hard as you can.
And then you're just throwing bowling balls everywhere.
Yeah, it was just such a strange moment.
but hey we're here as like your de-renovator team all right not destruction we're de-renovators some
people want you to come in and renovate their place we come in and de-renovated yeah they don't know
about that though you got to tell them why we were there derenovating did you mention that oh that wasn't
yeah it's not in last week's video no sense yeah yeah yeah basically our friend he bought a bowling alley
and like that was combined with a pizza ranch and they were going to tear it down so they
called us and we went over and just like destroyed it but yeah that made
That's coming in, like, a couple weeks.
That won't be, it's coming in a couple weeks.
Essentially what we did with Ken's house.
Yeah, I mean, they were both crazy, but Ken's, like, the neighborhood was not prepared
for that.
Yeah.
It is just fun.
I don't know.
There's something nice about just, like, it's hard to turn it off.
Once you get going, you start just wrecking everything in sight.
It was honestly quite dangerous in there because we had, like, it was us and then Spencer's
crew, other Spencer, and like, there were so many people, like, it was like having people
ride a track in all directions like going in reverse going forwards and hitting the jumps from the
sides as well like you got to creep around the corner yeah you're like take a bowling ball to the chest
it just gets carried away i was i was wondering when we were doing it like i wonder if there's a
category of youtube you know how they like asmr like for certain things like maybe just like opening
a two turn tony or something but like is there like a section or a genre of youtube where it's like
just one and a half hours of destroying everything
thing insight and it's just like raw imagine like that's what it was like when you throw up the
fireplace on at like a family gathering but it's just destruction dude we should almost just make a
video it's like our year-end recap video but just destruction and honestly probably do pretty good
that's just our normal content yeah that's true yeah that was a lot of fun though I had a great
time until I until I teed up this ball smoked it and then I hit something like directly in front of where
hit came back hit me and then i think it hit the wall and then it hit dalton our filmer in the
nuts him square in the nuts it hasn't been the same since dude no no he's i actually felt really
bad about that but i also got hit too it would have been one thing if it just i mean you hit the ball
i know what'd you think was going to happen there's four brick walls around you you're hitting
a golf ball off a driver yeah what do you think was going to happen no i i wasn't surprised i was
just more confused as to how it happened because it all happened so fast like i
hit it and then it was like boom boom boom boom boom yeah i'm on the ground dalton's on the ground
and the ball is nowhere in sight i was standing back a little bit for that one and it was kind of like
watching it in slow motion i see it like ricochet off the where the bowling alley was and then it
ricochets off you then i see dalton just double over in pain and it was like oh that looks like it
not good yeah that was not good dangerous work environment yeah thank god your shin was there to
break the momentum before it hit dalton dude straight up can you have like an injury like a gnarly
bruise.
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
Yeah, that's pretty solid, actually.
It's going to be a good bruise.
The exact size of a golf ball.
Yeah.
Do you bruise normally?
No.
Dude, I don't.
By the time this podcast is out there, I'll take a picture and we'll just put it right here.
Yeah.
What it looks like, I guess a couple days later.
Why, I don't know.
I guess I bruise.
I think everyone bruises a little bit.
I like don't.
Dude, I don't give.
Yeah.
I've had some major slams.
I broke my ankle.
Didn't even bruise.
Really?
Yeah.
It was just swollen.
It would never, didn't change color of the skin.
What's the science behind that?
I have no clue.
I mean, I feel like it typically happens to girls, but like a laundry,
if she like bumps into a pillowcase too hard, she gets a bruise.
Yeah, it's pretty common with girls.
That's what I'm always with females.
It seems like when they get a bruise, they remember exact like they're like, yep,
I have a bruise here.
This is what I did when I did.
Oh, really?
I feel like girls are always like, I don't know.
That's how I am.
I'm like, what's that giant bruise on your leg from?
I'm like, I don't know.
do you guys sometimes like like poke people's bruises when you're like what's this bruise from
and then just like while you're saying it you also poke it give it a little tap i don't do that
but now i kind of want to i don't know it's kind of a dick thing to do but hey what's with
this bruise well ken i'm replying to justin sorry to interrupt your scrolls break
there but i'm replying to justin but okay so we got some terrible news it was absolutely
devastating getting that news in the car. Yeah, what a hell. I just, I feel like I was driving
and I just could not physically process it. So Ken was running for mayor of our town,
Cormat, Minnesota. It was him and then three other dogs had it in the bag. We thought that he
had it in the bag. I mean, 100% had it in the bag. Yeah, so 100%. So he had the most
statistically. Yeah. So the voting was all on Facebook marketplace. Marketplace.
Yeah, you got to buy a TV or something. All the voting was on.
Facebook. So obviously like Cormrott is not a sanctioned governed city that needs an actual mayor
to make decisions about. Not to downplay it, Ken, it would have been very important. The Instagram bio
would have been the most important thing I could have won out of that race. Exactly. He was
about it for the clout, right? Voting was open to the entire world. And so we made an Instagram post
about it. Ken's running for mayors, him and three other dogs. We thought that Ken would have had it
in the bag. Little did we know that we had some corrupt politicians that were counting the votes. And
they threw Ken out. They had other plans and Ken was foiling them by winning.
That's the sad truth of it. It's almost like this entire election was predetermined before a single vote was even cast.
No, I'll tell you exactly what happened. They were discriminatory because you're a human being and the rest are dogs. They had this whole idea like, oh, it'll be fun to have another dog as mayor, even though it's not going to be as fun because no one's going to be able to replace Duke. You were actually going to do some stuff around here. Yeah. And then the next runner up was Jake's dog. And obviously Jake has the next.
next amount of poll so like he probably put a story up and got a thousand or however many votes
and then the other dogs were just probably getting like 10 because the rest of Cormorant voted
maybe for them so like there's rumors flying around the Cormorant village you know small town people
talk and it's kind of disgusting what they did yeah what's the word can i don't want to say
Jake's dog won by a landslide it was like 74% of the votes went to Jake's dog so everyone
thinks though that like Ken was still a part of it and
And they, that dog still won, 76% of the votes.
And so Ken got like 14 of them.
Well, no, they, they just straight up eliminated Ken entirely.
And they said, okay, out of the three dogs then.
But my question is like, why'd they let you in there then?
What's the point of going through all that?
Yeah, you were.
He spent campaign dollars, dude.
I did.
Yeah.
I drunkenly bought a billboard.
Yeah.
And then the news came and interviewed.
That's going on national news, dude.
Like, it's been all over.
Can we play the?
Yeah, I think so.
I have it so we can play it.
We'll just insert it in right here.
Have you guys seen it yet?
At a time when campaigns and elections can be so contentious,
along comes the race for mayor in Cormwood Village.
This is no ordinary election.
The results are in.
And after tens of thousands of people voted through social media,
the four-legged winner, this wants naps and belly rubs.
One problem, though, the election may be contested.
That story tonight from WDAY news reporter Kevin Wallavent in Minnesota Lakes Country.
You just immediately loved her. She was just a sweet dog.
It's yet another perfect, lazy summer day on Lake Ida.
And the Great Pyrenees, Calisi, seems to still be campaigning for mayor of Cormorant, ear scratches, puppy love.
But Calee should relax.
After a hard-fought campaign, including billboards, Calisi has been elected mayor of Cormorant.
A town so small, there is no city government.
She had some tough competition, though.
But Calisi isn't the only one who had a dog in the fight.
Meet Ken. Ken Matthews, one of the Seaboys.
Yeah, it was me and three dogs were up for election this year.
The Seaboys of Rural Cormoran have nearly 4 million YouTube followers.
People that love their shenanigans.
a worldwide fan club.
And so when Ken Matthews
kind of threw his hat in the ring.
Ken didn't actually know he was going to be running from mayor.
We just signed him up.
And then he found out once the local paper came out.
Ken went all in.
Billboard's popped up from here to Minneapolis.
In the streets, like shaking hands, securing votes.
He was kissing babies.
Like, I just can't believe he didn't win, quite frankly.
Parades, a campaign team.
But Calisi beat him.
Yeah, you always want to see.
see full transparency with everything.
And now with the coronation set for this weekend,
there's talk of discontent.
We might be protesting.
Calisi has come a long way.
And Calisi isn't the first dog to be mayor of Cormorant Village.
You may remember Duke, another great Pyrenees.
He reigned over the Lakes Country community from 2014 to 2019.
After four successful campaigns to get reelected,
Duke finally had to retire because of health conditions at the age of 13.
I remember the mayor hat for sure.
Yep.
And I love that it started as a joke.
His friends signed him up, but now he wants the job.
Who's not going to vote for Calisi?
Sorry, Ken.
See, it's rigged.
Oh, not again.
I saw it.
People are actually sending it to me.
For the record, like, I absolutely.
I reached out last night, like, asking if you are right?
Dude, it looks like, um, it looks like a, like a meme.
It is.
Yeah, it's so funny.
It's so funny.
It doesn't feel real
The news reporter looks like he was having a great job
Just like interviewing us
Great time, yeah
They were kind of dogging on Ken too
Like even the reporters at the end
Yeah they're like
They're like why would this guy think he could beat a dog
Like they're just like hate it was weird
All I know is we're going to be protesting
This Saturday
I'm angry about
Podcasts already be out but we're protesting
Stay tuned
That's going to be in a YouTube video
Seems just like Cormon's trying to fill a hole
You know
This hole the Duke left
Vote in another great peer
And then Jake's dad stole one from another state and brought it here?
That was the other funny part is as soon as they were planning on this.
It's like they were planning this.
Yeah, it doesn't.
Some things are adding up.
But Dave hops on the phone calls us right after the news that his dog won after they cashed
the check that he wrote him to buy the votes.
Yeah.
Allegedly.
Just kidding.
He goes, he goes, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, they said you that our dog.
one by 76% I think it's just because you know came from like a town that everyone knew the dog and they must have voted and it means because you're like Dave what the fuck are you talking about right now dude no this isn't legit dog dog no pun intended yeah they're delusional yeah
oh I know is that dog is not my mayor dog's nobody's mayor it's an it's an appointed official it's imposter it's not my mayor dude that dog doesn't have thumbs it is pretty funny that Ken lost it
dude that is insane you probably took dead last well yeah if all my votes got thrown out then
of course i got dead last the thing is like i want to be like oh no one wanted to vote for you
but like you had everyone voting for you even the locals like they were wearing your shirts
they were putting your signs in their yard all the signs we put in cornrow village got stolen
and placed in neighborhoods i think i actually seen that that is flattery i think i see that
flattering like driving down my road and seeing like all the signs that were in front of
Home Row Village and now they're on my road.
I think I actually seen some signs when I was crossing the Canada border way like 3,000 miles back.
They had them up?
They had them up.
Yeah, they had them up.
It was big.
Some boomers in the local bar was like overheard talking about Ken running for mayor.
And they were like, they just want them to win so they can get away with more stuff around here.
What do you think Ken's going to be doing as the fake appointed mayor?
And you think Ken's root, like, pulling for us to do more bad stuff?
Yeah, right?
He might put them more laws to keep us in place.
I just thought it was funny because, like, hearing the other side of, like, no, we don't want him in as mayor of our town.
Like, it has any official meaning.
You guys hear that all of our social security numbers got hacked?
Wait, Spenny, you're Canadian.
Do you have a social security number?
I got a social insurance number.
Oh.
Not a different.
It's a little bit different.
It's a little bit different.
but it's like kind of the same same can you say yours and then also your date of birth
throw your credit card i don't actually know i don't even know mine by heart are you supposed
is that a thing you're supposed to know by heart it like i do you have to use it like i have to use mine
so much that i know it by oh dude i i never really use mine what's yours mike nice it's crazy though
dude if there's no security in the number is it just like a social number no i just wonder what
they're going to do with them the article i read said almost every american got their
Social Security.
They're going to clone.
They're going to clone.
Who took it?
Hackers.
It just said hackers.
But it's like if everyone got there stolen, then it's not in something sort of.
Yeah.
That's kind of what I thought.
I was like, is it even that big of a deal?
Essentially, it's like, I just stole all the money in America.
And then it's just like, what happens?
Like, what are you going to do with it?
What do you do with it?
Like, money's nothing now.
So are you supposed to get a new one?
Can you get a new one?
I just said freeze your, freeze your credit.
I don't even know how to do that.
Oh, I did that a,
while ago. I don't have any credit.
Nobody's more locked down and secure than Ken.
Ken, what are some, like, what's some advice for people out there?
Like, what are things that you do that just wouldn't seem real?
Like, I have never thought to lock down my social security number.
No.
How does he dumb this down for you to understand, Ron?
In the layman term.
I don't know, like a few years ago, like, my information was part of one of a series of
data breaches and was like,
It was a scarring day
A YouTube video
The worst Dave is life
Like one of the things
It was like oh you can like freeze your credit or whatever
So if you want to apply for new loans or something
You have to like unfreeze it otherwise the banks can't pull it
That makes sense
So then it was like okay
You know anytime I have to get a loan
You just have to unfreeze it for a day or two
And then it just goes back
So that's kind of slightly inconvenient
But it's you just got to
They just say like oh your credit's frozen
Can you unfreeze it for us?
This is totally off topic and I'm sorry
We'll get back into Ken's Kenisms.
But why is this dude got a GoPro recording him?
Can we not get him like an actual camera, Ryan?
No, no, Ryan steals too much money to have that in the budget.
It is like the shiniest quality camera.
We got like seven cameras laying around here.
We just toss a GoPro.
We do.
He's a big part of the podcast, too.
He's a big part.
Have you ever requested a camera?
Dude's in fish eye.
Well, it was an iPhone for a little bit.
That was a lot better.
Is he at least on Superview?
No, it's the one where it, like, is super wide and then it like distorts your face.
Superview.
But we put you to linear.
He's on Superview.
Stop.
Do you know how fast you were going?
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How many podcasts have we done?
And we haven't gotten Canada, an actual camera.
This is 1,35.
Dude, the budget's tight around here.
Yeah, because you steal all of it.
Look at our cords, dude.
My cords got stolen from here.
It's tough.
The problem is actually lenses.
We have lots of camera bodies,
but we don't have a lens without setting them up over there.
I think a lens is cheaper than an actual GoPro these days.
We had two wides.
We already have the GoPro.
So that's free to just put there.
Don't we have two wides laying around somewhere?
Ken, I'm going to do something about this.
Yeah?
I'm going to do something.
We have the FX3 you can use to.
Ken,
I want to get you on a.
an actual camera.
I like to hear.
He is a big part of the podcast.
Well,
it's hard to say.
He is.
He's not.
People do always say when Ken sits over here.
So nice to have Ken in the podcast.
Oh, that's nice.
I love that.
I love that.
I think it's tough because it's like some podcast he's not here at all.
So then our new expensive camera.
I'm not by any means not justifying it.
I think he should have a camera too.
No, we have four of these cameras.
And then other podcasts,
you know,
like he might not be very talkative.
So we don't have to cut to it much, but...
What do you do with that board in front of you can?
Can you scoot that into the frame?
Or maybe it is already in frame?
Can you press one of the soundboards?
Like, why do you...
Next time you're going to get my hopes up.
Could you please take me to a grease monkey?
Because I like to get lubed up before I get sht.
Wow.
Some lube would be nice.
Or at least a courtesy lick, God.
How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to fuck me?
Wow.
When did you load that?
I didn't.
Oh, you don't have to lie to us, Ken.
It's almost like some of the person.
the middle day. I loaded that on there.
What?
The day we got the board.
What are the other ones? What are the other ones do?
I didn't love.
I only loaded one sound on there.
You should be a little more dialed.
Like when there's an awkward moment, press that.
That was so loud.
That was really loud.
It was scary, too.
That was scary.
It was actually kind of scary.
Halloween music.
It was scary.
Don't even have headphones.
No shit, Ken's not paying attention half the time.
The dude can't even hear.
on the other end of the room.
At least we took the TV that was blocking.
Yeah.
I do think.
Where the fuck is this new TV?
I wonder where.
We don't even have a TV to watch now.
You took it down to play Fortnite.
Oh, pretty soon the desk is going to be gone.
What happened to the desk?
Chairs in the middle of the room.
I did buy new chairs that aren't broken, but I don't think I brought it up here, actually, to be honest.
I think it's still sitting in the kitchen.
I put together like three chairs.
chairs the other day. One sitting there and the other
ones in the kitchen. I don't think these chairs are
an upgrade. No, I also
bought the cheapest Amazon chair that
you can do. It is funny. We're going to be
like, this has been a pretty successful podcast.
Like if you got rid of this table,
this would be the cheapest fucking podcast
set ever. Like it'd be as bare
bones as it gets like some junk that we
found out of the shop. You just set it up in
some random like spot like all we're going to
make do.
It's it for this long. You have this
stuff behind us. That's good. It is
kind of just junk that we found around the shop.
You know, what should we hang up on the wall?
Hey, let's hang up our 100,000 subscribers play button.
Come on, dude.
I'm working on it over here.
Of all things to roast.
Come to the video with an idea, brother.
I think the back's pretty lit.
I think the most random is the damage C2 spark proper.
That actually might be.
That was just a misplaced.
Or the Ford Raptor.
Is that CJ's Ford Raptor?
Should we record Ken with this instead?
Is that a GoPro 3?
No, this is a GoPro hero number, the first GoPro ever.
That's rare.
I kind of need Evan in here for this.
Your sister was texting me the other day, Ev.
His face when you said that.
You want to get in here?
What do we got going on here?
All right.
So your sister sent this to me after last podcast when you surprisingly started backing up fruit
booting, aka rollerblading.
This guy thinks everything's Cheeto, but then all of a sudden you bring up
rollerblade, the actual, one of the more
Cheeto things are, that's not Cheeto.
That's not Cheeto. I'm like, what?
You're going to say, that's not Cheeto out of all the other things
you walk around all day and call Cheeto.
If they're out there getting after it, why is that Cheeto
that some kid is passionate about riding his fucking rollerblades?
If someone's out on a Harley, riding wheelies,
enjoying putting on a thousand miles, that's not Cheeto.
No, you just combine two things.
If you're doing wheelies on a Harley, not Cheeto.
If you're going bar to bar with your belly,
hanging out on the Harley. That is Cheeto.
All right. What do we got with these fruit pooters?
So his sister sent me these.
Don't call them that. That's offensive
to Evan. Is it? Yeah. It's not offensive
to me at all. You call them fruit booters up north?
Dude, I'm glad. I've never heard fruit boaters. That's new.
It looks like you're on a scooter here.
Dude, that was the most legendary skate spot in Coquay Youth Center.
No, well, yeah, it's middle school.
That's a nice little four set.
Nice. Bar spent. This is an edit.
Damn.
Yo. I didn't know you were in Chile.
This is this a sponsor me video?
This looks like it was a year before we...
Oh!
Oh, what?
Did I remember making it?
That was sick, actually.
From the, uh, I don't even know what they were called.
Like, it looked like a cassette that ran in the camera.
Oh, it was a disc.
And then hooked that up to the TV and had the VCR and...
I remember that, too.
The VCR was attached to the TV.
Like, it was a one-piece deal.
And then, like, there was a mad delay.
So it was so hard to, like...
You were at, like, pausing and stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the next one,
I think we've already had this on YouTube.
No, we've, we've done this before.
I'm surprised this hasn't gotten more views.
No, we've done this.
We haven't seen the Speedo on.
You're in your rollerblades on us with a speedo on.
What?
Yeah, we were just super burdened.
Wait, that's you.
Oh, my God.
What do you call that trick?
Fruit Booting right there.
That's an air hump.
That's the definition of fruit boating.
You're air humping.
Dude, I just around a speedo and a orange ski mask and hit the seat.
This is why he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Scooter and a rollerblading sick.
Dude, that's not Cheeto.
My favorite part.
That's insane.
Is the camera shaking because the guy's laughing so hard?
Wait, why did you do this?
Dude, literally just me and a couple buddies were bored, so we wanted to do something.
Just a couple regular guys.
You know, when you just...
Classic fun.
She started doing it.
A couple dudes hanging out with Speedos on.
Just a couple regular guys having fun, man.
14 years ago.
Wow.
Dude, you've came along with the game for a lot.
Yeah, I did.
I'm not going to unlock it, but I got, like, price.
30 videos on a YouTube, but as soon as we started hanging out, I lock them down.
I didn't delete them just in case, but yeah.
That's good.
Why? I mean, they're all stupid.
I don't know. Let's watch. Let's watch what, like, I don't even know if I'm signed
into my app.
So that was on your account?
Nah, that might have, no, I don't think that one actually. No, that's definitely not in my
account, actually.
Eric Freak.
Should we be concerned that CJ has your sister's full number?
Nah, she's married.
And his mom's.
Oh, yeah.
It's a little more concerning, but it's probably fine.
Can you just chatting?
That's all we were doing.
Okay, here's a classic scooter one.
We spelled the word manual wrong.
I called it world's longest scooter manual.
It could have been being CJ editing.
Manuel.
Manuel.
I went like four city blocks doing a wheelie on the scooter.
I love all.
They all say,
buy Evan chef.
Dude,
that's cool.
Yeah, what,
like on a always sign your art.
Is that you?
Yeah.
No, that's him.
Man,
man, you always have been a wheelie boy.
It was like a punk.
It was a little punk.
The pink scooter throws it off a little bit.
How old are you here,
probably 14 maybe
if you slow down in a downhill scooter manual
you don't but that's the only reason you can go so far
because you needed to go down right at the end there's a corvette that drives by
you show the evan chef speedo video
yep
he doesn't have headphones dude he doesn't know what's going on
i'm just looking through all the videos on youtube
we got to get these guys some headphones
ken we just showed that
just got to talk a little louder
Just a couple BMX videos
Couple BMX videos
Unbelievable
I'm looking to his catalog
Well yeah but weren't you just listening
Pretty much every video on there that's tagged Evan
Chef anything is not posted by me or from me
Something that I thought was pretty funny
After you commented on what he was wearing
Is yesterday oddly enough
Evan goes Ben
You think I'm a stinky boy now
at 30 you should have smelt me at 13
I didn't change my underpants
for 45 days
you did say that because they were my lucky
underbands I remember them they were
they were from old Navy they were baby blue
with gold with goldfish on them
and I don't know what
made me decide that they were like my lucky
underwear and it was during the summer
so for whatever reason I was just kept running them
hit them with a little axe body spray
you didn't wash them once no and the craziest part about the whole thing because I didn't do my own laundry obviously how did my mom that's what I'm wondering not notice that there were no underwear in circulation she probably was just happy she wasn't washing skid marks out she didn't want to ask questions I finally had to retire them because like the undercarriage of of them literally just blew out it was like it was literally the outer seams and then like a middle stitch up the middle it was like
some misshapen thong.
I just had to...
Oh, my God.
How long...
How long did you...
Dude, the worst thing is,
is after that run,
I think I sent him into the laundry
and my mom's like,
these things are shreds.
You got to throw them out.
I'm like, no.
I got to keep those.
You're going to sew them back up or what?
I don't know.
I think she washed him.
I think I just, like,
fired him back in the drawer and, like,
they sat there for a while
and told us too fat to fit in them anymore.
How bad did those smell
after 45 days of wearing them in the summer?
They smoked fine.
They smell like,
Body spray.
No, they probably smelt exactly how you think they smell.
I'm assuming you could get like a rash doing that.
Like sweaty,
you're just wearing it constantly.
Building up my immune system at a young age.
That's probably true.
Were you running like the whole like wearing one way and then flip them inside out
and then you flip them backwards and then you flip them backwards inside out.
That is a good way to get four days out of it.
But I've never fully agreed with that because then the part that was backwards the day before,
now's in the front.
like it's not really a good method
at least not for me yeah
it'd be bad hygiene I would just like to say
I went and got Ken headphones and he
looked at them and didn't even put them on
you don't even want the things on Ken
or are you going to ask questions about something we talked about
five minutes ago I was trying to do more research
on Evans YouTube videos so
did you show it the scootering one yet
no I'm still trying to find ones that haven't
look at his scooter montage
what about the one that he wheelies down the hill
I haven't found that one yet because it's private
good luck can we get back to can we get back to the guest here Spencer's sitting here
yeah are you guys gonna argue this whole time what am I doing here I'm just learning
stuff about Evan might have been a little Cheeto back in the day oh isn't isn't
is an axe body spray kind of Cheeto not when you're 13 that was the cool thing I had old
spice I thought in Canada ax was kind of Cheeto dude old spice was the cool one do you not
remember the acts commercials in the mid 2000s they were lit like
Ryan Shekler, double pits to chesty.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
Who was the Moto guy that did one?
Probably Deegan.
Wait, did Sheckler come up with double pits to chesty?
That was just their slogan.
Yeah, yeah, double pissed to chesty.
But I think that, like, I think every athlete, there was a handful of them.
I think they all did a double pits to chesty.
Maybe it was Sean White.
He did some X stuff.
Did you get?
Adam Jones.
That's right.
He came up with it.
He was the first one to double pits to chesty.
It was kind of legendary.
Yeah, that was pretty legendary.
Yeah, that was really.
stuck. Talk about somebody just doing something and then your brand is just like forever known.
Yeah.
Because that does make X kind of cool. I am literally having flashbacks of like the middle school
locker room. We just share a locker room with like this older, the older upper classman.
And this one guy was just a bully. Like he would just like intimidate the younger like everyone
in my class in the locker room. So one day, once they left, I took the ax thing and the older's
like holes in the locker. I just sprayed the whole.
whole bottle on his clothes and then just left and then the dude smell like axe for the rest of the day
wow but just for the love of the game i didn't even tell anyone i didn't want to risk it i was like
i'm gonna get this guy but i just couldn't do anything so i just everybody's walking around he's
walking around everybody's telling him how good he smells he probably smelled terrible you put too much
that on your clothes you smell terrible gives you a headache too yeah maybe gave him a headache for the rest
of the day yeah that got it that showed him i don't know i thought i got him better and your
your guy's reaction makes me think i didn't really get them that good i feel like that's pretty
good. I made the horrible mistake of under my own will, just seeing if I could fit into a locker.
Oh, no. And you had your room to spare. Are you sure they didn't push you in the locker?
They would not let me out and all of a sudden I was stuck in a locker. And it was after swimming,
so I'm in my swim trunks in that cold little metal locker. You didn't have a little speed of that
he was wearing. No, no, no. I was going to say. We had a, we had a pool at our school. You suck
You got it all backwards.
You're wearing your speed out in public, but your swim trunks in the pool.
You got to run it the opposite way.
So they left you in the locker for how long?
I mean, not that like five minutes, but like I hardly fit.
That sounds terrible.
Dude, it was just cramped.
Yeah, and you start to panic just a little.
Like, I'm not overly claustrophobic, but I was, yeah, and there's nothing you can do.
Like, you just start screaming?
Yeah, trying to get the teacher to come.
Which I'm sure only made it funnier, dude.
they finally just let me out before like the gym teacher came in and someone got in trouble
do you eventually get used to getting stuffed in the locker it was literally the only time
and i just i don't even know why i did i'm like oh you think i can fit and i go in and that door
clicked shut i'm just like no it's like when we put mike in the trunk that would have been
even scarier because it was dark at least this had light coming in one time i got put it in a locker
buy they're my friends i swear they're my friends forceful
I think more of like the we should see if I could fit kind of things and then they obviously
They push you in they lock me in and I start squirming naturally
Let me out, let me out banging on it you know trying to get out and then it opens up and I like fall out
And there's a teacher standing there right and she starts yelling at me for making a ruckus in the locker
I was like this is my fault I was stuck I was stuck in the locker
Yeah you need to be quiet there's class in session
And I was like, I wasn't stoked about being stuck in there.
So what went on in Canada schools, same type of stuff?
Old Spice and St.
Yeah, Old Spice, Axe.
There were some Axe.
Getting locked in lockers.
Dude, the one thing that I was hustling in, like, elementary middle school,
because I was going all these dirt bike races and they're all monster sponsored.
So I was getting flats and flats of Red Bull and monster,
and I would take it and fill my locker.
And kids would meet me at my locker at, like, I'd text them,
a time and they'd come and meet me and I'd sell him
a monster. In elementary? In middle
school for sure. Like 7, 8,
9. There's his one name, this one
kid named Kyle. Of course.
Diffical.
Shut the fuck up. His name was actually
Kyle? Yeah.
I swear to God. He was the
monster. He was born. I remember
him. His name was Kyle Jones and he wore
purple shoes, purple fallen
shoes. Well, that's that you. Dude, it was pretty
cool to have him. Jamie Thomas, great
shoes. And he would come to my locker
every single day. And he would come to my locker
every single day. And he
be like, yo, dude, you got a monster?
He's like, I got four bucks, and I'd give him a monster every day.
And I always had it stacked because I was at all these races,
and that's when they had handed out for free everywhere.
Really?
Just a hot.
Dude, I was like hustling monster in Red Bulls so hard.
Were you paying tax on that?
No, no, that was just, that was all under the table.
You ever get caught up getting high on your own supply?
No, no, I never drank them.
I never drank them because my parents were like, well, you can take them, but don't drink
them or whatever.
And then here's the, and then here's the,
best part. Just sell them. Just sell them at school.
Yeah, just sell them at school. So here's the best part. So I'm like, grade 10, 11, and 12.
I'm racing in the States and all, now I'm learning that everybody's like smoking cigars,
like wine cigars and chewing tobacco. But in Canada, right then, they banned flavor nicotine.
So I'm going to the States every weekend and I'm getting my allotment on chewing tobacco,
like coat mint, coat wintergreen, getting all the flavors.
stuff in my boots full with it and my parents are buying it for me because i'm only 16 or 17
why i am because i was like i was like i was like hey like my buddies want me to get like some
some like cope for them like will you buy it and i'll take it to them and they're like yeah sure
we'll buy it but like you can't do it and i didn't want to do it i didn't want to do it anyways
so i was buying like a tin or i was buying a log for like 20 bucks or whatever how much it was
and I was selling a tin for $25.
So I was making $100, like, $25 per long.
Well, was that 20 U.S. and then 25 Canadian?
We got to be specific.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's when the dollar.
This is like when the dollar was super close.
So it was almost, no, it was the opposite.
So it was better to buy stuff in the U.S. than Canada.
So I was hustling.
You were slinging them out of your locker still?
Well, no.
By that time, my parents had bought a sprinter like your guys is black, a black sprinter.
And I was driving that to school every day.
He was looking out of the black sprinter, dude.
So I was slinging tins on the bag of money.
He was a straight-up.
He was a straight-up dealer.
Dude, I was an actual dealer, and there's kids that were, like,
they're like, dude, buying a log a week in high school.
Chewing a log a week in high school is, like, kind of gnarly.
Oh, so you were just raking it in.
Dude, I was making, I was, like, making, like,
a couple hundred bucks a month off kids buying, like,
tins for me in high school.
I'd tell my parents, I'd be like, yeah, I'll give you, like,
$40 bucks every time.
Did you give them a cut?
What?
Yeah.
You don't believe your parents were getting into this with you.
Well,
it wasn't like a big thing.
What are your parents do for a living?
Or maybe don't answer on here.
Maybe don't answer on here.
What the fuck?
That's what do you do?
It's just,
dude.
Hey, nobody's going to turn down a free $40 bill.
Hey, $40 is $40.
$40.
Dude,
you were like Copenhagen's youngest sponsored athlete.
Dude,
I was just trying to go racing.
Just trying to go racing, man.
It's expensive.
It's expensive.
Just trying to buy some grips from my dirt bike and some tires.
Well,
Let's get into your racing a little bit.
So how the fuck did you get this good at dirt bikes?
So obviously you were racing initially?
Was it always enduro?
Because you were a professional.
You still are a professional andurro cross rider.
Well, yeah, I don't know.
What the fuck was so funny about that?
You were like, how do you get so good at dirt bikes?
Like, what you do is like just pretty broad spectrum, dirt bikes.
Like you're not, like you can race.
You can fucking ride on the roof of pizza hut.
You're dirt biking.
That you're,
right you're right i'm just biking yeah you're dirt bike i'm just seat yeah honestly so i've always i've
always grew up with bikes like my parents got me a bike when i was three and they took me to the
track in canada and i was like begging them to go get a bike so they got me a quad
oh my dude i was pissed i woke up on my birthday and there was a quad there and i was like
this is not a bike how old were you like three i might be three but i know this is wrong
that's funny dude
dude i was so mad they bought me a quad
and then i started riding the quad and i rolled it off a bridge
and i was stuck on purpose
oh no no by accident i got stuck under it
so then my grandpa was on a ride on mower
and i rolled off the bridge on our little property
so then they realized that the quad was too
dangerous and then they bought me a bike finally
that's why a lot of people don't ride quads are so dangerous
you know they don't can you imagine
if you're stuck with the quads, dude.
It might be just like Ryan.
Imagine riding.
Nothing.
Dude, instead of me and Evan riding dirt bikes on the top of the pizza plate,
pizza ranch, it would have been mean Ryan riding quads on the top of pizza ranch.
We probably wouldn't even know you.
You guys would have been in the parking lot, just spinning donuts.
Doing two wheels.
Dude, Ryan.
If I was a quarter, I would have hit Pizza Ranch with you.
Thanks, dog.
So you start racing.
Started racing dirt bikes at four.
And I went to, like,
like my first couple races, and I, I, dude, I used to be such a bad kid in school.
Well, yeah, I know, no shit, dude.
You got to be figuring that one out.
Yeah, no, like, young age, like four or five, six out or what were you doing?
I don't know, I was just, silly pudding.
Silly string and silly putty.
Like those fucking little wristbands, like the shaped wristbands.
Silly, uh, silly bands, uh, dinosaur bands, silly bands, yeah.
I was super ADHD, but the only thing that I was stoked about was riding bikes.
so I would like fake sick and not be sick
and then my parents would stay home from work
or whatever to keep me and then I'd just go ride
and my mom I don't know how they would let me ride
but I would fake sick and I wouldn't go to school
but then I'd somehow at the end of the day
start feeling better like halfway through
you might get taken away from your parents
at the age of 25 they'd take him away
and put him in social services
you never know Canada might do that shit
your parents right now
are just like punching
the fucking TV.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Your first podcast ever
you're doing this?
Dude, I just wanted to ride my bike.
I didn't want to be at school
with a bunch of kids drawing pictures and shit.
That's fair. I was just stuck on that.
That's fair.
Hey, to be fair, it did work out for you.
But, okay, so you're skipping school.
You're all of a sudden feeling better at the end of the day.
So, yeah, I was riding, whatever, started racing.
And then I switched, I had a friend get,
hurt. I was always racing motor because I thought
Moto was so cool and I thought off-road
was so lame. So I raced Moto and then
one of my friends got hurt and my parents
were like, all right, we don't want to see you get hurt
so we're not going to do Moto anymore.
So then they started making me ride off-road and then
I thought it was so lame. I was like, oh, like
they wanted to take me on trail rides and it was
so hard and I was like, I could
never pick up my bike because I'm just
I'm not a huge guy and I was never
huge when I was little either. So I could
never pick up my bike or start my bike
and I just hated it. And then I don't know
Like, 15, 16, right when I got my license, I started, like, just going to the track every day and just riding a lot.
And then that's when I started taking racing seriously.
And I was, I'd always done everything.
Like, dude, I used to cross-country ski race.
I used to race motor.
I used to ski.
I used to snowboard, like, just, like, cross-country at school, badminton, volleyball.
Like, I was always just doing, like, every single sport possible.
Are you one of those guys that's just good at everything?
Like, pretty talented?
I'm not good at everything, but I've done everything, and I want to be good at it.
So, like, I always had, like, a skateboard, and I always had to, like, be the best out of all my friends because I hated, like, them being better than me.
Like, if one of my friends showed up to the skate park and hit a kickflip on his skateboard for the first time, I'd go home and practice that, and the next time I show up, I'd be doing, like, a varial kickflip or something.
Like, I was always just trying to, like, one-up my buddies, I guess.
Sounds like my buddy, Evan, but he just never figured out how to write skateboard.
Yeah, the skateboard is my week.
Still working on point.
So I did, like, everything.
Like, I'm the same as Evan.
Like, I was ripping scooters.
I was, like, mountain biking, BMXing, like, anything I could get I was trying to do.
One if you were going to do it at all.
Roller blades, yeah, I have rollerblowers.
Like, not legit rollerblade, but I had some.
And I, like, ripped them, like, doing 360s and stuff.
But, like, if you did it at all, as soon as you got to taste, you're, like, it's no fun to suck at this.
You at least want to, like, that is a serious.
I think that's, like, a good point, though.
Like, it all kind of adds up together.
and it creates, like, a well-rounded individual who's, like, multi-athlete, you know?
Like, when I, like, I've crashed in every single sport.
Some of my friends are the best in the world at dirt biking, but they crash and they'll
break their wrists.
And I do the same crash, maybe even bigger, and I don't get hurt.
But I've also, like, crashed doing every single sport, I feel like.
So I've, like, just built just, like, a muscle memory of, like, how to crash or how to do,
like, different weird things.
Dude, you're like a cat.
You literally are like a cat too
Like I feel like I could just like jump out of a tree
And somehow land on my feet
Like it's weird dude
I like off a Zorbis sign
You roll the clip
Well
Is there a clip?
Yeah
There's probably clips of us on the Zorbas side
How the hell did you guys end up on the Zorbas
Well so
We're gonna get fucking banned
They were kissing
They were kissing on top of the Zorbas
The last time I went up there
No we were hugging on top of the Zorbis sign
Well we had to hug
It's literally a two by six
We had to hug
They're kissing, dude
Are we kissing?
The last time I was up there.
That's why I go home after 10.
I said I will never do this again because
that board is rotten with conduit to it.
Did you kiss me on the Zorba size?
Yo.
You're the closest thing to him.
Oh my God.
They wanted the whole Zorbas to see.
Just get up there and kiss.
I can't believe it didn't break.
Like this board is rotten.
Every time you get up there.
And I go, I do it like five times.
I'm like, I'm never doing that again.
Because when that gives out there five times
They're going to start putting spikes on that thing
So you stop going up like the bird spikes
Grease the pole
It kind of gets everybody going
They finish their jink
They're like heck yeah
And they go spend some money
Dude everybody was stuck
There was like 15 people around filming
It was crazy
Was the owner out there filming too?
I think he was pretending
He didn't know what was happening
I also told him I wasn't going to do it anymore
And then like a half hour later
I think you
All you guys are there kissing.
There was no kiss.
I'm not even mad.
I'm just more confused.
It's just happy for you.
That was a survival tactic.
We,
two people on a rottado two by six.
No, we need a line.
They were going to die.
We had to kiss.
We couldn't leave it on the table.
It was going to be our last kiss.
Dude,
I think you get some pole around there, Evan.
because you spend so much money there.
They're like,
eh, it's Evan,
just let him do what he wants.
If he wants to kiss on the sign.
If he wants to go up on the roof,
let him do it,
I guess.
I don't know.
There's some crazy guy on the sign.
Oh, no,
that's just Evan.
He says he's going to jump.
Dude,
I was trying to jump.
I was so scared.
Like, we were hugging,
and the board was so small.
And, like, Evan was pushing me up,
and he was pushing me up.
And I was like, dude,
I got to jump.
I got to jump.
Like, I have to jump.
No, but I'm telling you,
you can't.
We're 15 feet.
Were you liquored up?
No, I was sobered.
One of us drunk trying to kiss you.
He was trying to kiss me.
I'm more concerned that you were sober doing all this.
Well, he just invited me up and I was like,
I didn't think it was going to be that bad until I got up there.
And then I got up there and I was like, holy shit, dude.
And the worst part, the light is blinding you so you can't really see down.
You can't even see anybody.
The bugs are so thick around that spot.
Like, they're just in your mouth.
Oh, yeah.
And they're in your eyes.
It's terrible.
Dude, it's terrible.
It's terrible up there.
It's so bad.
It sucks.
There's a sweaty, stinky boy trying to kiss you.
Evan does it like three nights a week.
I'm so concerned about Spenny, like, getting down safely.
I'm like, you can't jump.
You got to swing over to the pole and slide down.
Actually, like, he was holding on to me.
Like, he was so comforting, too.
He was so comforting.
Yeah, he's like a little nugget.
A big, warm body.
He's like, he's like, wait, don't jump.
He's like, don't jump.
He's like, don't jump.
Just coming closer.
Spent, Spent, Spent.
Don't jump.
Evan, I didn't know you got gay and elevated services.
No, no, no.
When it rains and when he gets, when he gets up on the sign.
I didn't want to send Spenny back to Canada with a blood-out ankle.
Don't jump, don't jump, don't jump.
Just get closer.
Bro, I'm so concerned about Spenny jumping and hurting himself.
I think I don't really remember exactly what happened.
because I think he was getting down safely
and I got absolutely
bodied into the swamp and there's a cliff
and there is a cliff
I fell into this one dude he fell into the reverb
blew my arm on it I swear
you get more beat up off camera
I'm down safe I got down and I was safe and I
forgot heaven was still up there
and I look back and I just see
like a body falling through the air
and then I see a bunch of like
reeds and like
cat tails flying all over the
That's what I wake up to is a video of Evan falling eight feet to the ground into the swamp.
We found out that Ryan doesn't know how to get down from elevated surfaces either.
Bro, that was hilarious.
What do you mean?
I got down just fine.
Yeah.
Well, like seven minutes later.
Take it slow.
You look like the little kid, like, reminds me of Aden when he climbs a tree and he's so excited to get up there.
And then he's as he's as high as he's going to go and he looks around and then just, I don't know what I'm doing.
He's just like, you just freeze up.
Yeah, when you were hanging off, when you were hanging off the roof of pizza ranch and your legs were dangling.
It was awkward to watch.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
And we're just like, just drop.
You're like six inches off from just getting down.
I don't know.
What's underneath me?
The ground.
It's scary, though.
It's scary.
And there's a sharp edge you're hanging off too, man.
No, it is blind.
I'll give them the benefit of that one.
It is blind.
You had to go like tin roof, which was slippery to an air conditioning unit to the ground.
imagine being 15 feet up blinded by the light with a sweaty guy trying to hug you
kiss you but yeah anyways the bike stuff yeah go back to it let's hear it oh yeah yeah part
don't skip ahead though i'm i'm not we're running through the whole timeline here we'll go through
the whole timeline so yeah mike chill whatever up and hagging at three i started selling whatever
trying to race dirt bikes and then 1617 i was like should i go pro skiing
or should I go pro dirt biking and then I was like what a dilemma I wasn't that good but like I had gone to some like ski camps and I'd gone to some dirt bike camps and I liked them equally both I think any way I would have went I would have been pro like I have had like that mindset like I agree anything that I don't want to like half ass anything so if I would have gone and been like I could have been a skater I could have been a skier but like the wheels have always been like kind of my thing like I always mounted and biked and like I don't want to like
dirt biked and did whatever on the wheels. So then 1617, I start racing in the U.S. I got good enough
in Canada that I could win like some local stuff. And then I was like, what's the next step?
It's the U.S. And then started going to the U.S. got good. And then I got picked up by my first
team in the U.S. when I was 17. For what? It was a KTM satellite team out of Washington.
And Enduro Cross? Yeah, Enduro Cross and Hardendro. What's Enduro Cross?
Enduro cross is, like, man-made obstacles in a stadium with, like, 16 riders on the track.
And it's, like, cutthroat, everybody's, like, slamming each other.
There's crashes everywhere.
And we're hitting, like, huge rock lines, like, big tractor tires.
And you're doing it for, like, seven minutes, and there's three motos.
And whoever does the best in the three motos wins, though, overall.
Like, whoever gets the farthest?
Yeah.
There's logs, water.
Logs, water crossings, like, rocks.
cars sometimes like just weird obstacles so I started doing that and then I went to a desert race
in Arizona and I won it and then the team was like hey you won this race you should go to the next one
so the next one was in Vegas went and won the next race in Vegas and this is like desert racing so I had
I had an enduro cross bike which was set up different I had a hard enduro bike which hardendero is
like big mountain skiing we're going up like huge mountains you don't even know what you're
gonna see you could see like a five foot water crossing river crossing or you could find like a rock
wall that isn't even rideable sometimes and we have to help lift our bikes up it like you have to get there
and like second first second and third and whoever will help each other sometime like the tracks are
that gnarly they're super grueling we're out there for five hours like it's gnarly it's some of the
gnarliest like riding you can do super hard on your body I was doing that and I had a bike for that
and then I was racing desert so like I was riding a lot of motocross like Baja not Baja but like
kind of like Baja like sand whoops and like just like a motor track with no jumps but through the
desert so kind of nary like rocks and stuff and so I did three series and then that year was
2018 I won a U.S. Works Championship that was like right when I was like all right like I'm actually
getting good at dirt biking it was weird I'd come off with the race and I would tell my parents I'd be
like they'd win and I'd beat all these like super fast kids and they're like how do you feel and I was
like I feel like I'm not that fast and they're like yeah but you won but I was just getting so good
that like it was like becoming effortlessly I did that year and then the next year I got sick and
that was COVID 2019 no 2019 I got sick and I was just like I went from being like a really really
fast rider and I just could like my training went downhill I got really sick and then COVID happened
and then I was like, I need to start finding something to do
because I couldn't race as much because I got super sick.
So then I was like, maybe I should start YouTube.
So I started vlogging the races, which is like, was rare.
From the sideline?
No, no, I was racing them, but I was like vlogging everything I would do.
So I would go.
Then it got hard because I was driving to the races.
I was mechanicing on my own bikes.
I was filming my own vlogs, editing my own vlogs,
like getting my own sponsorships because I didn't get a team.
So you fell off the team after you got sick.
I fell off the team after I got sick.
Were you getting paid back before you got sick?
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, that was your full-time job.
I missed the first semester of grade 12, my graduation year,
because I was in the U.S. racing dirt bike series.
So it was weird.
Like, I graduated high school with all my friends, but I was gone for half the year.
And then I just came back, graduated with them,
and then went back to the U.S. and kept racing.
How much are you making, like a senior in high school
when you're running full-time motor?
So that year I won a chance.
I think that year I was like 50 years.
or 40k U.S. I was only working. It was good. It was really good. It was really good. And then I was
working. I had this program at high school where I didn't have to take options and I could work in the
afternoon. So I'd go to, I'd go to class 9 a.m. to 12. And at lunch I would leave and I'd go to a dirt bike
dealership and I'd work as an apprentice mechanic. And I was getting hours into my blue book.
And I was like, maybe I'll be a dirt bike mechanic when I'm older. So I was building hours.
I could go and just test my first year as a mechanic.
And then I just was like, by that point, I was so sick and tired of working on my bike
and other people's bike.
I was just like, I cannot be a mechanic.
So I bailed on the mechanic thing.
But I was working all through high school.
And I was the only kid in high school out of all my friends that had money because I was
winning races and making money.
I was working from lunchtime until six every single day.
So I was making like 18 bucks an hour every day for like the whole grade 11,
grade 12 from 2020 i started making youtube videos they're not even anything crazy but like just
vlogs behind the scenes of what it's like to be like a pro racer and that helped me with my
sponsorship and then i started building like my own platforms and then at that point i had met
buttery films in california which a lot of people know he's like a legend on youtube like honestly
dirt bike community legend just honestly everybody knows him vlog legend he's been on the podcast
yeah did you know did you know him
like before you met him obviously you knew he was youtube and like doing his stuff yeah i knew who he was
the way i met him was i met medium boy because he was filming back then and he came to film my
ktm team's photo shoot and that's why i met him he got hired to do so he got hired to film my
photo shoot and this is when i was the champion too so i had like the number one on my bike and stuff
and then that's he was like taking all these sick videos and photos and whatever and then
he's like we're going to go see young pinch in in uh san diego tonight like he's
should come. So then I was like, I was like, yeah, I'll come. And then I went and I met
buttery and like all the California kids. And then we started doing this thing. We'd go to the
tracks and the tracks would be perfectly groomed and perfect, but there'd be some huge rock in
the parking lot. And I'd look at it and be like, dude, I think I can hit that. And he's like,
what do you mean you think you can hit that? And I'm like, dude, like, I think I can ride my bike
over that rock. And he's like, all right, let's film it. And then we started going to all these
tracks and I was just hitting these weird obstacles like rocks in the parking lot and like
started like jumping out of cars and i like i think in like 2020 i rode my dirt bike through his
house and did wheelies in his kitchen like i was doing circle wheelies in his kitchen and it was just
like i don't know we just started hitting weird stuff and that's the way and then you're the king
of that now i think that's that's your mo dude now we're riding on pizza ranch and brew
the air conditioning unit one thing leads to another i'm i've always been a racer but now i'm just
like i honestly like it more just doing like fun stuff next weekend i'm racing a red bull race
And I just came and wrote on the roof of a pizza ranch.
Like, no other pro is going to, like, I'm in the pro class.
No other pro is doing that.
Like, they're all at the gym training right now.
And I'm like on a podcast and hitting pizza ranches and throwing bowling balls through TVs.
Yeah, that's why we get along so well.
Those guys aren't friends with us.
That's why we like you, Spenny.
You have the talent, but you're also a good time.
Yeah, you're not, you're like taking yourself too serious.
Like, I'm a pro.
I can't be riding dirt bikes.
on top of pizza ranches.
Dude, I don't really have as many sponsors anymore because the race, some of the
companies in the industry are like super racy and they're like, oh, like, that's kind of dumb
or whatever, like, but some companies think it's sick.
So I just, like, prioritize myself around the companies, like, that think that's cool.
Like, you guys have Kenda helping you out.
They help me out a bunch.
And they're, like, stoked on it.
They're like, yeah, you just rode a dirt bike through a host.
Like, they think that's sick.
So now I'm like, I cater my whole, like, sponsor.
sponsorship program to suit, like, what I'm going to do because I know what I'm doing.
But then also, like, I'm going to go and do a world championship in Europe, but I'm also, like,
going to go hit a Red Bull race in Tennessee and then film dumb stuff with you guys.
You're just down for it all.
Dude, I'm just down for anything, honestly.
So, like, you got this, well, you've had a few now in the time of us knowing you, but you have
these motel vans, and they're built out for, like, sleeping in.
You can haul all your bikes.
Like, I go and, like, look in it.
What?
It does more than sleep in those.
Well,
yeah.
Yeah.
As you would imagine.
You can cook in them.
Yeah.
You can do it.
You can clean enough.
You can do anything.
So anyways.
It's interesting though.
Like you go in there and like how well thought out they are and like you could live,
you live out of that thing for the most part.
And you're just going all over the United States in it.
Yeah.
Which is just, I mean, I think it's super interesting.
And you've been everywhere.
It's kind of a weird lifestyle.
Like the Moto community.
You're by yourself.
too for the most part you're meeting up with your friends yeah through biking and just racing i have
friends all over the country i don't call myself a couch server but like they became like family friends
just from racing so like if i go past their house and i don't stop they'll be like what you're in my
town and you got a hotel like like we're not friends and i'm like yeah like dude like if you want me to
stay i'll come stay so then well it's because you're a good time like yeah some people just have that
about them where it's just like bro we love it when you're
come to town and hang out with us and you are always always welcome the door's always open
and that's where like yeah if you drove through the town and you didn't stop and hang out i'd be like
what it would be a little weird i'm not going to lie i'd be like what yeah yeah so i don't know i just
now i i do have a van i got a bed in there the bed gets used sometimes but
this dude is so revved why are you looking at me this dude so revved up after talking about
the sign kiss oh my god
Nothing to add to this.
But that's the motto, honestly, the motto lifestyle, it's kind of like a surf lifestyle,
you know, like it's just like super chill laid back.
Like, we're all just doing the same thing, just hanging and, you know, like any of my friends,
if they want to come to Canada, I'm like, dude, you have to come to Canada.
We got an extra room at the house.
They come, stay for a week.
We go hit the mountains, do whatever, show them, show them the Canada dream.
In Calgary?
Yeah, Calgary.
Dude, what's the one race in Europe somewhere that's super legendary?
Harrisburg.
Harris.
Herzburg?
Erzburg Rodeo.
Yeah, Erzberg.
Have you done that?
No, I need to.
I want to do it.
Dude, when you do it, that'd be sick if we, like, flew out and filmed it and maybe put
Evan in it.
Dude, no.
Can we do this?
I'm going to start training now.
Can we actually do this?
Run this in 27.
I'll take this.
No, no, I'm going to need that.
What if we put Mike in it?
Good luck.
Dude, I'm not even kidding you.
Like, if I had more money, I would do everything.
Six days?
Six days, Team Canada.
I could do it.
but it's like 30 grand.
What's one race,
30 grand?
Yeah,
because you have to ship it for.
So it's six days racing in the row
and you ride for seven hours a day.
It's literally insane.
It's like the Iron Man of Iron Man races.
The KTM six days.
But they also have an Erzberg specific bike as well.
So you have to buy a brand new bike,
which is like 12 grand.
You have to run the KTM's.
No,
no, you can buy it.
You can buy any bike.
I was like,
but you have to buy it.
You can't go and ride for six days straight on a,
used but you start with a brand new bike yeah you start with a brand new bike zero hours and
when you're done six days riding in a row it has like 40 hours on it that sounds like a
maybe even more that we'd buy maybe even more than 40 hours but that's like in six days
40 hours and it's probably that's a lot and you're like yeah you're racing it so like where's
that at every year it switches i think this year it's like uh what do you keep looking at me for cj
sorry to interrupt but it was but like i'm sorry i've invited you
interrupt them. I was just thinking about Evan how he was saying, like, he doesn't have a lot
time to race anymore. He used to race. I'm like, well, here we go. Enter in this race. You're
going to have fucking son. Dude, Evan.
Ersberg, rodeo. Time is just an excuse for being fat.
So many people ask me, they're like, oh, you got to come do this race. You got to come do
that race. But I can only do so much. I'm just a regular guy with a motor van, you know.
That's true. You can't drive the motor van. I can't drive my motor van down there.
Isn't there a ferry or something? You could take.
She flies you over there
You just tearing up Europe
With the moto van
That'd be the dream
If I could ship that thing
To Europe
And rip around
They make motovans over there
I was gonna say you could
Yeah you could
That would be pretty awesome though
If we went to Europe
We've never been to Europe
So it'd be kind of cool
To do something like
I want to go to Iceland
Amsterdam
I've been, so last year, you want to do an afternoon, man.
Hang around.
Find some elevated services.
Just check it out.
Find some signs to climb up on do.
Probably.
Ride on a pizza ranch.
They got pizza ranches down there.
We could ride on one.
KFC.
We'll find something to do.
But yeah, I got a weird resume now, you know, like, I probably have the weirdest resume
out of any pro that I hang out with.
100%.
Yeah.
I'd agree.
I mean, most of them probably would be, like, I guess just nervous to,
to do anything odd like that for...
Yeah. To do a 180 on top of the pizza ranch.
It's like, it's not worth it.
Yeah.
And now I just like, I've hit so much random stuff.
Like, I can look at it.
And you guys have seen it.
I look at something and I'm like, all right, I can do that.
And you guys are like, I don't know.
It seems a little sketchier.
Yeah.
DJ usually is getting scared for me.
No, I just don't want you to get hurt.
I know.
I know something for our video and like, I just am looking out for you.
I would never go too hard though.
I'd never go too hard where I'm like think I'm actually going to really get hurt.
I just don't expect you to do anything.
I just like, if you think
When you're confident about something
It makes me second guess
They don't really even wrap the head around
Like the trials bike thing
And you're like I got this
Are you sure?
Like dude just chill
Roll the camera
Let me run this
Yeah yeah
Once you say that
Then I'm like all right
Let's roll the camera
Yeah that's true
That's true
But I got a weird confidence now
Where I'm just like
Most things I look at
If I think
If I'm like
I can hit that
Then I'm like usually good
To hit it
But if I'm like look at it
I'm like
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know about this one boys
like it probably isn't going to go.
But I can't imagine what that looks like for how many things that you have done
just effortlessly for you to look at it and go,
I don't know, boys.
It'd have to be like a three-story brick wall.
Do you think that if you came in fast enough,
you could make it to the top?
I don't know.
If you just throw a log at the bottom, I'll pop off it.
Do you have a stick?
That's what you'd say.
That is crazy.
Yeah, there's like a small twig right here.
Yeah, perfect.
Put that down right there.
Yeah.
That's what you do
I literally did that Ben's like where you want this
He's like you want this stick right here
And I'm like yeah he's like
This stick right here
And I'm like yeah just put it right here
And he's like right here like right here
Or on the van you're like
Oh man I think I got to like shovel up a lip
You put like two scoops and dirt
Literally dialed
I'm envisioning shoveling for an hour
Like you're gonna build some jump
Evan was literally out there with the skid steer
Prepping the van jump
For probably 30 minutes
to an hour and I was like
I went over and looked at it and he's like how does that look and I was like
yeah I'm just gonna get a shovel and fix it up real quick I took a shovel
literally put two piles of dirt and just kicked it in with my foot and then hit it
I believe so I did good I was real close you were close you were close you talked about
like maybe being a skier then you decided to go pro dirt bike what do you think would
have gotten more chicks dirt bikes dude dirt bikers don't get chicks
you must not be a dirt bike you I don't
I don't get chicks.
Really?
All that time on the road?
It's lonely on the road.
But I'd love to have a nice girl in the passenger seat.
I got an open seat.
It's the door short, town to town hop.
Passenger doors always open.
Back doors always open, too.
If you got a bike, if you got a bike that is, there's always room for another bike.
You're falling asleep for you to see.
It's Evan
He's wearing his lucky underwear
If you see a motor van
With a SW17
Stigger parked at a flying J
The doors are always open
Oh my goodness
Dude I don't know
Skiers
Skiers rip
I think if I could be one person
That was like good at something
I'd probably choose golf
Really?
Really
It's the lightest duty on your body
and you make the most money.
I know, dude.
I wake, I roll up in the morning out of bed.
My, I got to, like, I need a ratchet straps to pull my body out of bed because I'm so sore.
Really?
Dude, I'm so sore.
My hips hurt.
My back hurts.
My neck hurts.
My shoulders hurt.
Dude, you guys don't even know this.
I've had a hernia since March last year.
I got tendinosis in both my shoulders.
I've never even had an injury in my shoulders, but they're injured from just riding too much.
Really?
Yeah.
The last, like, hour of you talking about how sick it is.
to be a motor guy.
I was like,
I should,
I should do.
Obviously I cannot because I'm an idiot.
As long as we go,
then I go,
it's a dirt throttle on it.
Ryan gets a dirt bike.
But I go,
damn,
it sounds so sick.
And then you start talking about
how much pain you're and I'm like,
oh,
okay.
No,
it is sick.
It is sick.
It's sick to like,
fuck yeah,
it is.
It's sick to just hit cool shit.
I'm going to be honest.
But at the same time,
like you got to look in the mirror,
Ryan and just know when you're not that guy.
Yeah,
I know I'm not.
Ryan's in like some motor gear.
I actually...
Just imagine
I'm like a full set of moto gear.
I've seen it before
and I would like to not think about it.
Put a trailer hitch on the Corvette.
That'd be fucking sick.
Bike hauler, Joe Holler on the Corvette.
You could just pull up in the rig,
take like one lap, just chill, put out the vibe.
You'd pick up some chicks for sure.
I'd be absolutely the most punchable guy at the top.
Put out the vibe.
Dude, no, but wait.
Something about the Moto guys getting chicks.
This is something that I hang out with a lot of Moto.
guys. And normally
chicks think that Moto guys are the
creepiest dudes that they've talked to.
They're like, I've talked to some girls
and they're like, you're a Moto dude, and they're like, oh, that's such a
red flag. Like, I dated a Moto
dude, he's a douchebag. And I'm just
like, oh, okay.
You tell him it's a red flag if they dated a Moto
dude? But then I'm like, wait, I'm not a Moto
guy. I'm an Induro guy.
Unbelievable.
Dude, Moto guys, some of them are gnarly.
They're gnarly.
I'd say all of them are.
I don't know.
They're just gnarly.
Like, they're just different.
Different breed?
It's just a different breed.
Like, you just are smelling gas all day.
You're getting covered in oil and stuff.
What are you talking about smelling gas?
You run electric, bro.
I know.
I run electric, but I'm still, I still like to smell it when I'm at the races.
Get a quick whiff.
I still got the two smoke.
I know, I know.
Go on their health a little bit.
So, get the feeling.
Yeah, so Spennie's riding a Stark.
We have two sparks.
Shout out Stark.
Not Spark.
Stark, Stark.
Stark.
The first time you said Stark, the second time you said spark.
Oh, I'm confusing myself.
You don't want those things to spark.
No, you don't.
Don't water and batteries do not mix.
You get a fire.
No, Spenny's on the Stark.
What do you think of electric taking over, like the power sports world?
It's never, I don't think it's ever going to take everything over.
It's going to be its own thing.
Like it's just like a leaf blower
Like some people like the electric ones
Some people like the gas ones, you know
Like they're just different
Bro
Put it on the table
I don't think it's that funny
You're interrupting the podcast
CJ's dialing in
What is wrong with that?
He's dialing in
Cheeto
You don't even know what that is
It's an ionizer
Then what is it
Do you have an app on your phone
That tells you what's happening
Inside of that water bottle?
Can you change the color of the light?
One second
No I can't
That means just running out of battery
I do apologize, Spencer, but I found it awfully hard to concentrate when C.J. was using this pretend toy to make them feel healthier, but I'm hoping it will.
What's the brand called?
Fisher Price.
It's an eco-go.
What is it?
Eco-go.
What's the thing you do that makes you feel the healthiest, you think?
Just being sober.
Boom.
Drinking water?
this guy on the end over here
he's such a pervert
he's such a pervert
dude is it raining outside right now
no i'm serious i think being sober like not drinking not everything like nicotine
chewing tobacco zins i drink rarely but anything else i like don't ever do but i don't
think it's like it's not going to help you out there
Dude, I, well, what's the second thing, man?
I don't think it's breaking news.
There's got to be something else.
There's got to be something else you're doing, dude.
It's something more practically.
Yeah, what?
All right. I'm going to play this, play this for you.
It's a short little thing, because I know you can't read, Evan.
And so I'm going to have it into the mic, and then everyone will hear.
You drink your sparkly water, Evan, and then you might be able to read.
This isn't sparkly water, dude.
It just tastes like normal water.
I got bubbles in here, too.
All right, this is what it does.
The benefits of hydrogen water are, so you put hydrogen.
ions into the water
so it improves it not only feeds the hydrofiles
in your you don't even know what you're
bloodstream but it will improve your
it will improve the absorption of
nutrients and supplements in your stomach
it actually helps enzymes further
break down they can complete what's called this
lock and key method in
your stomach the
studies on hydrogen water
and neuroinflammatory
disease and neuroinflammatory
right there
so it basically just
reduces inflammation in your body
and especially has been shown
in studies that it reduces neuroinflammation
it tastes like normal ass water
I just figured if it maybe it helps
maybe it doesn't but you can't do anything
that's good for you around here
because guys got a fucked up head
and you're chirping them for it. I'm just trying
I didn't know what it was about. Just trying everything
I can. No it's not it's just like for everything
it might be good for you might not
but either way it just water so who cares. Was that water bottle
less than $100?
No this one wasn't I have two of them.
How much should it cost?
This one was 200.
Okay, everything on Reddit said it's a scam.
I was just going to say Google is.
Reddit, every single Reddit comment was, this is a scam, this is a scam, this is a scam.
Well, maybe it is.
But is that guys like Evan on there that are saying that?
I mean, I don't know.
What kind of guys are saying that?
Maybe it is.
Either way, I'm just drinking water.
What's the difference?
Evan's really fired up about that water bottle.
Well, I just think it's a crazy little device.
Especially because we're using like bottled.
water anyways. I thought maybe it would make more sense like if it was a purifier out of your tap.
It's fucking putting something into the, it might make the water better. It might not. I don't
know. I'm going to do it though. Sometimes doing crazy things that even if it's a 3% chance
of making you feel better is worth it. Yeah, Spencer, you had a health problem you were talking about.
Yeah. I got sick for like a year. I was training and racing so hard in 2018. Like I was doing, I did 30
race 30 plus races that year and I was training every day I was working and I was just so
run down and then my stomach started falling apart and I got this thing basically I was sick for a
year lost like 40 pounds which I'm already like super skinny so like imagine me losing 40 pounds
and you could like see my cheekbones and stuff yeah I got super sick and then I got diagnosed
at this thing called Crohn's disease and but now I'm better now I give myself this shot every two
weeks.
Yeah, I'm with CJ.
For, like, bedridden for, like, oh, bedridden for, like, a year pretty much.
Like, you want to hear a crazy date story?
I got a crazy date story, actually.
So this is when I was in my Crohn's flare-up.
So, just dying from Crohn's, but I'm like, I'm like, I should probably go on some
dates, like, I haven't been seeing any chicks or anything.
So I go on this date with this chick, and I'm, like, freaking out, hoping that I don't
have a flare-up while I'm with her.
And she's like, we go fly-fishing or whatever.
We're walking down the river, and I'm just like,
we're like 30 minutes from the car at this point and I'm feeling good I'm like all right this is going good everything's going good and then we just like get 30 minutes away to the fishing hole I turn to her I'm like hey this is going to be really weird but like I got this really bad stomach problem and like I can't really control when I have to go to the bathroom but like I have to go like right now and she was like she's like oh my god like I'm so sorry like I was like yeah like I'm like super sick right now like it's like not contagious or anything like I swear
like I'm fine, but like, I just got a rip into the woods.
Really?
And I'm like, are you cool just to hang here?
Like, I got a rip into the woods.
Like, I'll be back in five or ten.
Like, what'd you wipe with?
So, probably just a tee.
No, I was wearing this Fox Honda T-shirt and it was my favorite t-shirt and I had a hoodie on.
Oh, no.
I was like, I didn't tell her, but I just, I had to hit the Fox Honda T-shirt and I was bummed too because it was nice.
Could have at least tried to just rip the sleeves and salvage.
But it was one of those nice shirts and I wasn't strong enough because I was all malnursed.
from my disease that I was getting
so I couldn't rip the sleeve off.
Put it on a sock.
But dude, I was like, it was the most awkward
date I've ever been on like, hey, like,
I got a bad stomach problem and I'm going to diarrhea
in two seconds.
So like, I'll be back, but just hang
here, don't leave.
Can you put on like a podcast or something?
So that's what would happen whenever you had a flare up,
you'd basically instantly get your pants.
If I had a flare-up happened,
I had maybe three minutes to get to a toilet
and otherwise if I wasn't,
it was going to my pants.
And I, like, dude, I could be, like, laying full plank, pinching my cheeks, and it would still come out.
Like, fighting it as hard as possible.
There's nothing you could do.
That had to have gotten, like, put you in so many bad situations.
Dude, I was at red lights, like, three minutes from my house, and I ran red lights because I was like, I don't want to blow up my van seat.
Right.
I'm sorry, not like, demean to laugh, but.
No, it's hilarious, dude.
It's actually hilarious.
So what happened with the girl?
Did it work out?
It was your only.
That was your only date with her.
That was our only date.
We never went on another date ever again.
Was it because, like, you weren't five with her or she just was, like, not in...
Well, I imagine, like, her going and telling her friends be, like,
her friends were like, hey, how's your date go?
Yeah, the dude had to run to the woods for 30 minutes to take a shit.
It was 30 minutes?
Well, it wasn't five or 10.
Damn, bro.
Like, I was just, I was so bad.
I was just, like, major stomach pains just never getting it all out, just dying.
It was so bad.
But, yeah, so I'm with CJ, like, I would hit.
If somebody was like, hey, if my doctor was like, hey, it might actually help you a little bit.
Like, I wouldn't, it doesn't hurt, I don't think.
Yeah, like the slightest chance that it makes you feel better.
Yeah.
That is crazy, though, dude.
I'm going to go buy a copper bracelet.
Those little balance bands?
Power bands.
A little power band?
Yeah, power bands.
You guys remember those?
I maybe might have been better at middle school basketball.
How much money do you think power band actually made, though?
Did they get sued?
Dude, power band made a lot of money.
Yeah.
They had, like, a whole gimmick about it, too.
Like, you'd go to the store and they'd be like, all right.
They'd, like, move you back.
And then, like, or they'd, like, push you one time and you'd, like, step back.
And then you'd do it the second time, but you'd be prepared for it.
I saw that in Sturgis.
We walked by when we were doing our Harley gear up.
I saw that too.
I saw that too.
We had the guys, like, pushing on her arm or whatever.
There's that one nerdy kid that would get it at school, and he'd be like, you'd be like,
you'd be like, what's that on your wrist?
And you'd be like, oh, it's a power man.
Actually, you want to try it.
It actually works.
And then he'd, like, do the little stupid demo and show you to be like,
dude, I don't think this works.
When I was in, like, the eighth grade, everybody had those.
Yeah, me too.
Or the I heart boobies ones.
Well, I don't think those are doing anything.
They were just cool.
Yeah, those are cool.
I think that they did equally as much.
Dude, I heart power.
Those things were just literally a sticker on some rubber and then it was like, oh.
The I heart boobies bands were so sick back in the day.
Like, if you had one of those, you were the man.
Or the Livestrong.
The Livestrong.
The Livestrong.
That was like, that was like 2000.
Wasn't there a big controversy about that?
Or maybe there were just people bootlegging them or whatever.
So, like, it was a big deal because I don't actually know why.
It was supposed to all donate the cancer, but there was people making a lot of money off.
It was, it was an arm show.
You're right.
Yeah, it was arm shone.
There was a bootleg.
When it came out that he was like the doping thing now.
Yeah, I think it was right after.
That was.
Because he was like one of the biggest celebrities and then the doping thing and then, you know, all these kids are wearing the live strong.
Yeah, I burnt mine.
Cut it in half.
Really?
You were that mad about steroid use?
No, I'd probably just.
threw it out or something.
Did you, remember when?
No, actually, that's kind of sad.
Never mind.
Anyway, they're still selling power balance bands.
They got hit with a $57 million lawsuit.
Yep.
She's hard to come back from.
That's a tough one.
Do they make mouth guards?
Balance guards.
So, Benny, they test for steroids and d'urro cross.
So it's an AMA sanction, and they can, but they don't.
How much of a benefit?
They might start if you show up like this, though.
How much of a benefit would there be to be that bolt?
No, you don't even want to be that bulk.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, it's not even like a.
Dude, when you go to the gym, like, for motor or whatever, for endure, whatever I do,
training, pizza ranch, whatever you want to ride.
Dude, I don't ever, like, I'm not at the gym trying to get big to look sick.
Like, I don't care about looking sick.
I'm, like, in there rehabbing a shoulder, rehabbing an ankle.
Like, I've never gone to the gym and, like, hit curls and be like,
dude, my pipes are going to look sick.
Like, I've never gone to the gym for looks, ever.
I've never worked out for looks.
Ever by my life.
Your function working out.
I'm just, I'm function working out.
Like, I'll go.
I'll run on the treadmill or hit the rower, and then I'll do lower back because when you're
riding enduro, you're standing so much, and I want my lower back and my core to be strong
because it's going to make me better on the bike. Is that really why you want a strong
lower back? Well, maybe other reasons, too. In case of a crash, I want to make sure that I can
keep my back tight. Exactly. Hit it like a cat. Hit it like a cat. I go to the gym a lot,
and I don't think I've ever gone in there and, like, tried to make my body look different. Like, I'm
not like, I know that's like a lot of people go to the gym to stay fit, but I'm going there
to like be like, all right, if my shoulder's hurting, I'm going to go and I'm going to do like
a bunch of rehab stuff with bands and stuff. And even my, the dudes at my gym have came up to me
and they're like, some of the, they're like body lifter, power lifter dudes, they'll come up
to me and they're like, hey, like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, they're like,
are you an athlete or, like, even the workers, like one of the dudes is a trainer, he came up
and he's like, are you like, are you an athlete or something? And I was like, yeah. And he's
like oh i could kind of tell because you were just like rehabbing like you could see from what i was
doing that i was like doing it for a purpose i'm not just like trying to like get big muscles
not muscles that are not functional yeah i have muscles that are not functional dude
dude the funniest thing about that too let me see i mean it's like i maybe look stronger than i am
i don't feel like i'm not strong like you like put your thumb in your mouth every morning
You're like, all right, we're ready for the day on, like the bubble gum, the bubble gum, the bubble gum guy.
Dude, I'll tell you who is functionally strong.
Our filmer, oh, dude.
Bro, every chance this kid gets, he just wants to show up his muscles.
He's young, dude.
He's a young lad, 18-year-old, and just hungry to prove how strong he is.
Every chance he gets, this dude picked up the trials bike.
Like this, dude.
on his shoulders yesterday.
Grant.
It started just walking.
We're like, bro, you know, you can push that thing.
He's got fucking wheels.
He is.
Dude, he put his safe on his back.
Like a gun safe.
Like a huge, a huge ass.
Here's a picture of it.
And he carried it up the stairs
into his office.
All right.
On his back.
I have something I needed to come clean about.
Oh, he didn't do that?
No, he had some help.
I just told.
told you all that because it was way funnier.
Oh, dude.
This whole time I thought that he did it.
And I believe that.
He's 600 pounds.
Every chance he gets, he's picking shit up to him.
Who helped him?
You, his girlfriend's dad.
No, dude, he's funny about that.
Actually, I think the other day, I was like, hey, Ev, could you, like, get my
child's bike out of the truck or something?
He's like, oh, he's like, he's like, you grab my ramp and take my child's
bag out, and he heard it from across the shop.
He's like, oh, you want me to come lift it?
Rips his shirt off real quick.
He can't lift with his shirt out.
He's like, he always, like, he's like, he's going.
C.J. How I remember C.J. back in the day. The dude didn't wear a shirt for an entire summer.
That's because we didn't have A.C. in the shop. We still don't have A.C. in the shop.
What the fuck do you mean? It's way better than before. Did you be sweating just sitting on your
computer? Anywho. Different times. I will admit, after watching Dalton picked the trials bike up
three times in one day. Yesterday, when I sunk it, I'm like, all right, I'm going to pick this up.
I was in the swamp with bad footing. There was no chance I could get that bike up.
on my shoulder.
And I tried pretty hard.
It's functional strength.
It's almost like a like a dad strength or like a construction work or strength.
I don't know what it is.
But he got that he has not unlocked old man strength.
I think he's just got like really try hard strength.
Dude.
No, I think yeah, he's young and he wants to prove that he can.
And he also has never woken up with a sore back.
So he isn't scared of lifting anything.
And that does scare me that.
Yeah, I'm going to hurt himself.
I'm like, dude, you don't got to pick up the fucking bite.
Just push it.
He's like, let me carry this across the parking lot.
He's going to the gym after anyways.
I know, but still, dude, it's just, it's just...
Throw your back out good once and you're screwed for the rest of your life.
I'm dealing with it.
You were just standing there and you threw your back out yesterday.
Yeah, well, I don't know, dude.
I was leaning on the bike and I stood up and I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, what the fuck?
I was like walking like this and like, Evan's like, yep, you just threw your back out.
And I'm like, I didn't even do anything.
He's like, watch it don't carry it.
Next time you're at the gym, Tram's like,
out the curls for some, uh, I do back. I do back and I do crunch.
Get that lower back. I maybe was just trying to crack a joke. I'm actually fairly
strong, but, but I'm just going to say it. I'm actually fairly strong. But you try to clear it up.
So you didn't actually throw your back out? No, I did. Something happened. Because you were
laughing. It wasn't bad though. It wasn't bad like you. Like mine was like, it was literally for like four
minutes. I just like kind of and then just kind of like straight back out. You were laughing because
you're like, I can't believe that like I did nothing. And yeah. And it hurts pretty pretty bad.
And I just like do anything over.
It was weird.
I was laying on my couch watching our videos and my TV is like above my fireplace.
So it's like I kind of like lay back on the couch and like head rest kind of on like the corner of it.
And I'm like looking up this way.
And something happened in our videos where I sit up to laugh.
Oh my gosh.
And as I sit up to laugh, I immediately feel something in my neck, right?
And I'm like, oh, oh.
And then I like stand up.
And I'm like trying to like kind of just shake it out.
And I'm like, oh my God.
I think I just threw my neck out.
Watching TV, dude.
Watching our videos.
I'm like,
it's always something
with our fucking videos.
I'm watching this shit on the TV
and I, dude,
for the next three days,
I like couldn't move my neck.
Roman,
I was like,
damn,
I'm getting old, dude.
Well,
it's the repercussions of front flipping a mini truck
and allegedly,
or basically falling 15 feet.
Yeah,
you're like me,
dude,
I'm not even,
I didn't even hurt my shoulders.
I'm just sitting here
my shoulders hurt.
I think I got a date
at that Zorba sign anyways.
Who you're bringing?
I'm tapping.
I'm stepping out tonight.
Give him a couple more highlights and he'll probably meet you over there.
Yeah, okay, buddy.
Two more highlights.
You'll be inviting me up just like you were last night.
Fuck, yeah, Spenny.
Come on up.
Come on up.
You want to plug your social, Spenny?
Just so they can follow you on Instagram, YouTube, all that.
Yeah, so my YouTube, I mean, they're just dirt bike shenanigans.
Sometimes you do other stuff, but mostly just like race vlogs and random other stuff.
But it's my name, Spencer Wilton, with.
two S's, and then my Instagram is Spencer Wilton 17.
Yeah, go.
Go follow them, guys.
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