Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Is Ken Faking His Injury?

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

In today's podcast the boys recap Morgan Wallen, Snipers at music festivals, Ken's injury (which he may or may not be faking), destruction of our plumbing, and much more! Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Speaking of witch, how you doing, Ken? I go, you want your French fries with the side of America? I'm not sure if we actually even have an option. It's either we have to let Evan and Ken go. Yep. A lot of waters going down over there, boys. Well, way, it was our last night. You guys are ready to go, eh?

Yeah, well, no, just me. Yeah, I don't know if I'm ready to go yet. Well, for good reason. Last night, we let the lake and tough. There is an elephant in the room of, you know, Ryan is in charge of the podcast, I guess, you know, edits it. And, you know, set some times. And we really try to film it and work together and be on the same time.

But he's like, 11. And I'm like, you guys know me. I'm like, well, I knew no one was going to want to do it at two. Did you say 11? But that's. Yeah, 11.30 yesterday. And that's the thing. I wanted nothing more than to do it at two.

But again, different schedules here. And then so he's like, ah, we'll just try again tomorrow. Try again tomorrow. 11, 11.30. I mean, three hours late isn't bad, though. That's what I'm saying, but I'm just like, at 10, sorry, sorry, at 11, I check the locations of everyone. I'm like, they're not even close.

I don't even moved yet. Yeah, so I'm like, well, we're here. We made it. The last couple days, we've been at this music festival. It's in our hometown. It's called We Fest. We go every year. Probably talked to it on the pod a couple times.

But Morgan Wallin, first night of Wee Fest. I have one, never seen Wee Fest that busy, but two, I've never seen the town. of Detroit Lakes where we live, as busy as it is, there was, even half of that. Like, every single road going every single direction had cars backed up for miles and miles and everyone was just walking.

And there was like 120,000 people there when there's usually like 50. Yeah. It was insane, dude. And so then I was like, oh, is the whole weekend going to be like this? Nope. It was just for Morgan Wall and the ghost town.

And the fact that it was a Thursday because that's the only time that he had bigger shows Friday, Saturday. So he could swing in on Thursday and he blew the town up. Yeah, I mean, obviously he's like the biggest country singer or like arguably one of the biggest artist, maybe besides for T Swift right now, for the Swifties. Country music. But no, no, like.

You think worldwide? I think worldwide you have Taylor Swift and Morgan Wallen. I think there's tons of artists that are maybe, no, okay. Selling out the stadiums, bro? Not selling out the live crowds, at least. I think he probably is one of the bigger performers I can could look it up but I mean he had all 36 songs on the top 100 pretty impressive I'm not saying he's not the top I just saying I'd imagine he's for sure

top of country and he's for sure up there but I feel like there's still plenty of people in his fame level I don't know I mean there's tons of artists that are probably just as famous I'd say but who go who's streaming the most on Spotify it's just like little baby CJ's like that's what I'm saying I mean I'm just saying I bet you little baby would draw a crowd like that i'm i'm sure no like little baby would not sell out a 70 000 stadium two nights in a row maybe like drake could drake i mean yeah i mean there's just lots of people i'm not i'm not discreet i'm i'm just saying i'm like he's definitely at the top okay maybe drake yeah anyway yeah it was insane it was it was cool to see also before uh morgan wallin bailey zimmerman

new like new artists honestly in the last year um was his opener but he was really good too and he kind I told his story at the end of his set. He was like two years ago, I was sitting in my mom's basement. I had never written a song and I had never sang before. Wow. And I was like, I might try this. And he's really good. And like blew up on TikTok and then quit his job.

He was a laying pipe. He was a pipeline. And then he started touring with Mori Wallet. Like overnight success. That's actually crazy. That's pretty, that's really cool. And I was super impressed. with his performance.

Yeah. And I have a bit of a hot take about Morgan Wallen's performance. Same. Ben, just, I feel like I've heard you say that it was the greatest night of your life. I mean, I was, I was pretty larried up. And you were really, really close. That helps. It's got to help.

Dude, I thought I was in the pocket. I was because I was trying to play. Like, I love Morgan Wallen so much. I was like, I'm not going to fuck this up and be too drunk that I don't remember it. I think I fell out of the pocket because I was just having too much fun. So obviously when Morgan Wallen comes to town, like we said, the town explodes. Everybody comes out, giant performer. I expected the biggest country music star in the world to really blow me away.

And I got to admit, he was great show. He did great. He checked all the boxes. I have no complaints. I just, I wasn't blown away by his performance. I thought the production was really, really awesome. but he wasn't as good of a singer as I thought he would be. That doesn't really mean anything, though, in country music.

As in, like, he got into his higher octaves a little bit, and he killed it. He was good as high octaves. Like, yeah, like the slower, lower stuff, I'm just like, eh. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't say, when I think of, like, what makes him so popular or famous, I think his songs are relatable and they're, like, pop so it kind of can be consumed by so many people. Like, I heard, I heard last night, which is a country song on, like, the pop radio the other day. I was like, this dude is like everywhere.

Yeah. I don't know. He's just like got that swagger. Fuck, I love this guy. But this was like the-Rushmore dude, fucking Morgan Wall and Axel Hodges and. I know it's changed a little bit, but your love for Morgan Wallen was very similar to your love for Axel Hodges. Whether or not he was truly the best or the best at what he did, you were just like, yeah, he's just. So cool, though.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, maybe it was just the swagger. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good time. You know what else was really fun? Like walking through the campgrounds and meeting so many people that watch the vids, listen to the pods.

And pretty much every like five feet, I was meeting a sub. It was so cool. And that's changed a lot because we've been going for the last 10 years. And it was like even three years ago. It was like you see a couple people, but this year it really felt. That's not. me and bro sitting next to the bathroom in no joke the dark i'm in the dark with a hat a curb rim hat on and people are like oh god and it was just yeah it was hyping me up a lot like way more than usual

i don't want to talk about we fest the whole time or maybe i do but i it's kind of fun watching the way that like a rock band or a country band operates like i was watching the brothers osborne i think they're actually brothers and they're up there singing and they've got the different you know guys on backup guitars and keyboard and stuff like that and I kind of started watching the way that they all interact in the way that let's say with brothers osborne one of them was a better guitar player the other one's a better singer so then when they have a good guitar song that guy comes up front and he gets his like eight minutes up front and the other guy comes up and performs and you got the guys in the back that you know when the when there's a strong bass guitar stuff they come out and do their thing and it was really cool watching how how a rock band or a country band performs together and makes it work because it kind of reminds of it kind of reminds me of us right you know like everybody has their specific role and yeah there might be one guy that in that moment is at the front singing you know the focus of the thing but in the background everybody else is doing their part to like make the whole show work and it really

I've never thought about intrigued by that you know what else I was looking so I noticed kind of the same thing um but it's it's interesting to watch like the guitar players the bass the piano like the kind of be guys are just like not in the spotlight but they're still like just shredding they're still shredding and they're still getting into it and then you know like the lead singer he's he's uh you know he's obviously doing like most of the uh showiness and everyone's kind of watching him but like the guys in the back i don't want to say it's like a selfless act but like you got to be okay with like not being like in the spotlight it is strange though because technically you'd think it's roughly the same amount of talent because like you're just

you're either super good at singing or you're super good at you run a good point but like but it never ever ever has been that way or will be that way no 100% it's it's a good point you know like because the singer's speaking yeah right it's like the drummer could be the most talented musician in the game but i mean it's like drummer yeah but like Travis Barker is like a drummer that comes to mine who's just like a superstar and he kind of like broke out of that mold of being just like you know it's like such a funny like side note you know when like dude have you heard that like that song that Travis Barker like hopped on it's like just the drummer I'm like this is the same song with just a Travis Barker drum track and they're like yeah it's sick

it is it is interesting that uh in his instance he can actually like feature on other songs yeah that's pretty wild but yeah overall I agree it like a band is kind of I never looked at it like that but we kind of operate like that as in you might have to just be okay with someone else having the spotlight yeah i know evan has a tough time with that but but you really do groups like us kind of are almost like a band right you know fans get in arguments and whatnot but like it's all for the greater good and i think we do really good together i love you guys i think there is you also run a good point there like i don't think any of us are ever like cool i just get to chill but sometimes when you're in the spotlight or cj is or evan

i'm like i'm just stoked dude i'm we're still making a video i haven't spoken the camera in 10 minutes but that's okay but that's okay i'm just yeah i'll be there when because i know that paddleboard yeah when paddleboard yoga comes ken's going to be a star speaking of which how you doing ken a little transition here how you doing ken it's getting a little rough like last night was a little too much walking around. Yeah, and yeah, I noticed that. I was like, in the day you get around just fine, but when we were going, after we got dropped off,

walking into the house, you were really... Hoblin. Hoblin, and I was thinking, yeah, the liquor's starting to wear off, and he's probably thinking, I went a little hard on this leg. I'd imagine the mornings are even rougher because you're really, like...

Yeah, it gets really stiff. Like, you sit in one spot, and it just kind of like stiffens up and kind of moving around. Trooper, Ken. I know, I can't believe it. Can you? You don't get enough credit.

I agree. You battled through some serious injuries. No, but yeah, what happened, Ken? So I was on the paddle board and I just felt a pop and just that knee just gave out and went to the first doctor. He was like, oh, just put you in a brace. We'll do a little bit of PT. Come back in a month.

Did some x-rays. I was like, that's not how this should go. Because you've had issues with this knee before. Yeah. And so I went to a different doctor, and he was like, okay, I want you to go to an MRI, you know, in two days. Right, which that's what I would have thought you needed. And then he wants to immediately review it and assess, like, what the game plan should be from there. And I was like...

To make sure that you don't injure it worse by walking around a music festival for three days? Well, that, that and it's like, you know, waiting 30 days to assess like, okay, maybe we should do an MRI at this point. That's annoying. Yeah, just like to do it. Get it taken care of. Just do the MRI now. then we can assess and get a game plan together. And I was like, that doctor did not impress me at all.

Well, no, shit. Yeah, going to get an x-ray on ligaments? How does that? I don't know. Ken's telling this knee doctor how to fucking do a knee. That dude is like, this dude should not be managing my care at this point. I need somebody else. I'm like, I should be.

So what you think? Do you think it's a tear? Do you think you strained it? Because you've obviously done that. I don't know. The second doctor said it could be an MCL strain. could be a meniscus tear he just wants to evaluate

what actually is wrong What is a little alarming is if you say it popped I feel like that wouldn't be a strain If you felt a pop Yeah exactly Not to be you know I guess what I was worried about was like This happened to my sister

But her knee It's a little bit graphic to think about But her knee her knee cap Popped around the side of her leg And I think that's what happened to you Dude if you watch the GoPro footage back Like frame by frame it's very disturbing and hard to watch.

It was just going and just, Ouch. Maybe you should get that clip and bring it when you go to see the doctor. Actually, yeah, this is what I did. Exactly what happened. Maybe they'll be able to see.

Maybe I'll just give them a little more insight. Maybe it won't. It's worth a shot. So did you feel like when you were doing that? I'm a stiff, stiff boy. I can't touch my toes. I'm pretty unflexible,

I'll admit. But like when I was doing it, it didn't really hurt. I didn't feel like I was overstretching. you feel like you were like overstretching or did it just literally give out on you? No, it literally just gave out. Did not feel like any warning ahead of time. It was just like.

Well, I'm pretty sure Ken's mind and body and joints are not on the same page. His body is bigger than his mind thinks. And everything grew faster than I think your ligaments could handle. So like you are like all out of whack, Ken. And that's why you're so susceptible. to injury is because I think your your equilibrium and everything going on that keeps you in balance is out of whack.

Probably not wrong. The bigger they are, they harder they fall. Yeah, it does seem to be the case. I'm glad it was in water. It was a nice soft landing. That's true. At least you didn't eat shit to like some hot yoga floor. So if Gavin is built like a brick shit house,

what is Ken built like? A water tower. A delicate. A water tower. I like that. I was going to say a water tower. Yeah, that's it. I like that a lot, actually.

Is that actually what happened, or did you hit the water for another reason? No. I was scanning the horizon, but no, I was at. What did, like scanning the horizon? Injury because he started getting stiff. Scanning the horizon for what? Just making sure I was doing the pose, right?

Told you to try to make sure he was doing the pose. Told you to wear your wiener belt. I forgot. It's all good. Ben was in a rush to film us. I didn't have a chance to go get that. Well, yeah, I guess we didn't know what we were doing. So you didn't know yet you'd need it.

I just always wear mine, so. Well, yeah, so initially, you know, we were pretty concerned about Ken's knee. And when we hit the shore, he said, my knee is just fine. I was getting chubbed up. And I just wanted to hit the water. But now he's really locked into this whole fake engine. I went to two doctors. All just to cover a boner.

Man, I should have thought of that in eighth grade. I wish that was my story. Yeah, you'd be a lot better off if it was. Hold on, no. You were getting boners going up to the whiteboard? Well, it's not like a thing in like middle school. You know, you just like randomly start thinking. It was a thing that I was scared about, but never happened that I actually got called.

I don't think I ever had the whiteboard. I don't know if I ever really had anything noticeable. It's hard to notice. But you guys like us, Ryan, we can roll around in a comedy. Full shaft and nothing. Fully rocked the whole time, yeah. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio.

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Yep, Wagoe. What about it? On second thought, I might not be the right person to do. tell you. Oh, you're not? No. Just ask your doctor about Wagovi. Yeah. Ask for it by name. Okay. So why did you bring me to the circus? Oh, I'm really into lion tamers. You know, with the chair and everything. Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. Visit wagovi.combe.com. Exclusions may apply. Oh, Ken, man, I felt bad about it because of obviously I hate to see you get injured like that, but like going into it,

I didn't even think for a second that there could be a potential injury. I didn't even know there was a possibility. But watching the footage back, you might have had the worst yoga form quite possible. Like, you had your knee at a 90 degree angle trying to hold your body yoga. Like, have you ever done a fucking squat before? No. Can you imagine not like the yogis come after us? They're like improper form.

Of course he got hurt. Of course, I've improper form. I've done yoga like three times my life. Really? So you have a little experience. No. The only way to look at it is that people can learn from you, I guess, and do not what you did.

Exactly. I don't know. How? Because, again, coming into it, didn't know that, like, we didn't think about injuries. We didn't think about anyone. We didn't even think about breaking a sweat, really. Can you just always find a way to take a good bit up a notch

by just making it even more interesting. Yep, I agree with that. And I'll only give you a hard time on it once. When we're asking you, you know, he's like in the midst of, he's like, oh, yeah, it's hurting pretty bad right now. And we go, is that your bad knee? And you just go, I don't know. And I'm like, you know, when you have a bad wrist or a bad knee or a bad ear,

you know, Evan's deaf in one here. He doesn't go, I don't know, I don't know which one's bad. I'm sure there was a lot going through. Both his knees hurt. I just think about it because it's, It's like, it's been a few years since I've had an issue with that. So I had to think, like, okay, which one was it? Like, okay, I had a manual.

I couldn't drive that car because I couldn't work the clutch. Okay, it was my left one. Well, you did say that. You did say that. Yeah. And that's wrong. It was the other knee, and you never had a manual when you messed up your knee on the ball. Yeah, the FocusRS.

You did. Oh, you had the Tesla. Oh, did it? Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah, because it was two summers ago. It was just so funny. You're like, I don't know which one was my best. bad one. I had a manual and I couldn't drive it.

Because I watched the footage because I put the video of you riding the bull in there. And I was like going back and I was thinking about the time frame. And then I watched the video of it back. And I was like, okay, one, that's the other knee. And two, it was like two years ago. Two years ago to the day. So Ken's timeline and knee are hobbies just like, it was my left knee, though. I looked at my medical records.

Which I got the scars there from surgery. No, I never did surgery. Oh, you never did. Okay. I figured it was. It was your life. That reminds me of that bull. When you were riding that thing, it's like it wouldn't let you off.

It's like it wanted to get off, but it just kept spinning and this guy couldn't get off. It's like most people have a hard time trying to stay on, but he just was spinning on that thing. Like, he couldn't get off for him to save his life. Dude, he did a full 360 on the top. It was amazing. He's so big, and he just like was up on top just spun. Almost like you... Like a top.

Like you couldn't intentionally do that. Couldn't get off the same. Those are some of the best mechanical bull videos where, yeah, they're getting bucked around, but they're like spinning. Yeah, they can't get off. You imagine Ken puts his legs down and catches it and rides it again? Everyone would be like, this guy's a pro. The crowd goes wild. Yeah, pop that video up.

Oh, my gosh. So legendary. Oh, no, that was a different knee. I told you. Oh, no. I just want the picture of his golfing. That's what I mean I'm just like

Well now I feel less bad Because I thought it was a reoccurring injury I was like it had a weak knee It makes sense It was his good knee So now I guess you can tell people If they ever ask Oh you do you have a bad knee

Now you get to say it yet They were both bad Both of are still bad Guys are you gonna be walking when he's older Sorry I got bad knee You mess him up A mechanical ballin Out of board yoga

I'd like to think that By the time By the time you're 55, let's just say, you're going to have, you know, Tesla knees. You're going to have, like, full bionic knees. Like, you know, they can replace that shit. That's another tool. Yeah, it's all fun in games until Ken's got fucking robots deciding where he's walking. Walk him straight to the vape store.

Oh, no. These knees ain't made for walking. Oh. Look at the The shirt The shirt The one more time shirt The one more time shirt

Dude this guy went straight for the spin Proper Oh Oh dude I don't think that was one of I hurt myself Because there's four different videos on that Did you get bucked off that bowl

It was three No it is When you get knocked out He's never He's never been a quitter This guy's middle name is perseverance. Ken Perseverance, Matthews.

Dude, if he's not careful, we're going to replace his last name with something else, too. Oh, it's not that one either. I did not know that you wrote it multiple times. I didn't know that you wrote it multiple times. You pay 30 bucks. It's like 10 bucks a time. Wait, what?

That there's like a time limit. It's all fucked up. Get back on and you still got 10 minutes. What was going through your head? when you handed them 30 instead of 10. I don't remember how much it costs. There's no one was like you get to ride like three times. No, Ken,

it was that one when you fucked up your knee. My favorite part is this guy in the back, though. The guy far left. Let's go. Look at this guy. Look at him dancing. Oh, no. Where it is.

Pop that knee, babe. Yeah. Who do you guys think is going to win the Jake Paul, Nate Diaz fight? That's a night. You guys, so you guys watching this, well, no, already, I guess if you care. But, um, I'll just go with Jake Paul. I just hope they have fun.

Who says that before a fight? I low-key kind of want to just stay here and watch that. I know no one else does, but I low-key want to watch that fight. I would, I want to watch too. I'm not locking anything in. That's what I was going to say. Can we get into like a VIP campground, take over the TV, you know, pay the 100 bucks? The internet is a problem.

There's so many people there. You have shitty internet. But I do want to watch that. I'm curious. Obviously, this will come out after everyone will know, but I think Jake Paul is more of a boxer and Nate Diaz is obviously like a jujitsu specialist. That's like kind of his specialty. No, no, they're boxing. That's the thing. So like it really doesn't. And like he can kick and all this stuff. And I know very little about, you know, I'm not like a fucking analyst or nothing. But like it just seems like the way Jake Paul throws a punch and the way I watch Nate. Nate Diaz throw punches in UFC. I think he's a better fighter, obviously. He beat him in the street. Yeah.

But I just don't think boxing's a whole other game. And I think Jake's going to beat him. I do. You run a good point. And I think that Nate Diaz is going to get, he's going to start bleeding above his eye like he always does because he has so much like scar tissue. He always starts bleeding there very easily. And then he'll be bleeding all over his eye. You won't be able to see out of his left eye.

And then it's just going to, they might even stop it. Like that happens a lot for his fights. Like, because he'll just be bleeding so bad. They stop because you can't see and shit. That dude's got a beat-up face. Yeah, I mean, he's fought. I don't even know, like, a lot of fight. He's had a long career.

I agree with that. Rich, our track builder, Rich, he, uh, you can kind of tell, we were talking about Weefest earlier and kind of tell where we're at. Like, there's a lot of factors that go into this, but he offered us a spot at the, at a suite because he knows Jake Paul. We could have met him, too, I think. Yeah, we, and we're like, no, we got Weefest, Morgan Walls in town. But we were pretty committed.

I know. We're fucking dumb. We could have. Dude, we could have. We could have usually gone to this and just skip tonight. As soon as I found out, Morgan Wong was. Yeah, what were we doing? I don't know.

We were not thinking clearly. Yeah, we were. I thought for some reason it was the same night as Morgan Wall. I thought it was the same. I thought Morgan Wall was playing Saturday because he's the biggest, but obviously he played Thursday. Ken, book the flights. We were pretty, yeah. Hold on.

We can still go if we want. It's in Vegas, isn't it? No, it's in Texas. Oh, fuck. Well, we can't go to Texas. We were pretty committed with those. There's bulls there. Frank Ken to Texas, he's hobbling at the airport.

He would walk away less. But I just had to, like, yeah, I had to say that. Like, Rich was like, you guys are going to skip the suite. Yeah. For Jake Paul, again, might get to meet him to go to a country music festival. Yeah, I don't know. Do you see Whistling Diesel's bringing his tank? Yeah, I did.

What's going on? That's going to be sick. I'd imagine that's how he'll roll up to the arena. You know, just to put on a show, it'll be sick. Can you drive a tank down a street? I'm sure with it. enough clearance yeah like they just shut the street down he'll drive right through it like well that fuck up the asphalt i don't know i i feel like it they seem probably would be okay

don't care yeah that's pretty sick rolling up in a tank yeah it's just all about the show man uh jake paul's documentary just came out yeah rich is in it after jake wins the fight he comes in the locker room and rich is there wearing a life wide open t-shirt which is pretty cool it's in there yeah two-tenths of a second but very sick very sick i thought Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited to see how that goes. I want to see the show keep going, though. Like, I want to see him win.

You too. Yeah. It's like, I think it's pretty entertaining to, uh, to watch them, love him or hate him, but if he wins, he's going to continue on fighting, you know, not, not saying if he lost, he wouldn't, but I think it makes the story more entertaining. I think it's more important to be a better entertainer than a better boxer. And like, his fights are fun to watch and entertaining people talking, whereas, like, you could have, like, the two best.

let's just say middleweight boxers which boxing is not necessarily super popular right now and no one knows who they are and obviously they're the best in the world that they're weight division but like it's not that fun to watch they're not putting on the performance they're not putting on the show they're not rolling up in a tank and like putting this whole production together you know well i mean that's why like Connor McGregor's so entertaining exactly yeah like he's such a showman and he's insane you never know what he's going to do or say and uh yeah obviously that's why he's got like the you know Most paper views, and people are the most invested in watching him. And he's probably, I mean, he's not the best, UFC fighter. Not anymore. No, but like, you know, he still brings in the most people. Yep. But yeah, I mean, it's a hot take, but I agree. So many people are going to be like, he's not even the pinnacle of boxing, not even close.

But it's like at the end of the day, who cares? Yeah, it's just, we're entertained. Yeah, exactly. It really is what it's about. Yeah, it really is what it's about for anything, though. It's like what is life? Life is just getting through, being entertained to get through and have a reason to live. It'd be like saying, like, us making a dirt biking video and being like,

these guys aren't that good. They're not even doing double backflips. It's like still more entertaining. Not more, but for some people it's more entertaining than the other. And if you can be the best and entertaining, then you're up. Then you actually are the best. Yeah, that is true. These guys aren't even hitting the damn berms.

Right. No, I mean, we're very, we never get those. No, we don't. We're very aware of, I mean, and everyone else is, too. We're vocal about it. Yeah, we're vocal, but everyone else is like, I mean, they're just like, damn, these guys are funny, entertaining. Yeah, but not the best by any means. You guys see that, uh, Kaisenat, the streamer.

Yeah, well, what's it deal with this? Got arrested for doing like a, like a meetup and then it basically incited like a riot. He got arrested. So he got arrested for inciting a riot? Yes. That's got to be one of the first times that's happened. It's been close. Almost.

In Texas. I think they had a warrant. I'm not entirely sure, but they were like. Facing legal. That's something you got to be actually, you don't even think about if you're a big creator or someone with a lot of influence. You do a meetup like that and you didn't talk to authorities

inciting a riot. Pretty nuts. Yeah. Especially with the crowd gets unruly. It was somewhere in New York. I know he's like from the Bronx. Maybe it was around there. but like it's just a mob of people and next thing you know they're like jumping on cars

smash a windshield and shit well that's the thing once you get that many people together they think to themselves we can do whatever we want right now because no one can stop all of us type of type of vibe yeah it's like when teams win super bowls like the they have to like grease the poles otherwise they like destroy their own city yeah it's interesting people take it as an opportunity to like steal and whatever yeah i mean it was like you got damn I'm Travis doing pull-ups on the stoplight in Philadelphia. Yeah. Well, man, dude, you guys remember the whole, like, George Floyd thing in Minneapolis?

Yeah. But just, like, how hectic the cities were for, like, a week straight. And, you know, it started with, like, the BLM protest and marches and everything like that. But then it was, like, the Antifa and, like, people that are just bad people that just coming in. Opportunists come in, yeah. Like seeing an opportunity to come in and just fucking wreak havoc. Yeah, a lot of bad stuff. I saw, yeah, like the before and after pictures of that are insane.

Dude, what a crazy time. This block before. It is a crazy time. To think that that was like right after COVID and people were like staying in the midst of it. Yeah, yeah. It really was. It was like the summer during it. And everyone was like, stay inside, stay inside.

And then that happened. And next thing you know, like the whole city's on fire. We're all outside. So speaking of crazy times this year, back to Weefest. we start looking around and there's kind of like murmurings of like oh you guys see the snipers you see the snipers and then i'm the fucking french fries took this picture i go you want your french fries with the side of america with the side of a nine millimeter yeah yeah that is american right there i mean there's two sniper decks set up right there the other guy wasn't there yet but they are just constantly on the proud of those people

are they like sheriffs or i think they're it looked more military to me yeah it has to be probably something But I thought it was, I also, you know, I had a good laugh at the fact that it was on the French fry stand. I know. They were on all of them. Yeah, they were on every stand. They were in the middle. There was like, there was four of them in the middle. And then every vendor stand in the back.

I felt safer because of it. I said, I hate that they have to be here, but I'm glad that they were. You guys know why they were? Probably because of the Fargo thing. We weren't trying to be a new story. I believe, is what I heard, that that guy had an accomplice. Oh. that said Weefest is next.

Really? Whoa. I didn't hear that. I heard that from one person and then another person said something similar and didn't say an accomplice but said like the group that he was a part of. Wow. Was saying that, uh, like we Fest was the next hit. Wow. That is obviously.

Super scary. Yeah. And that's why they had. So much security. All of the security that's like checking everyone's bags, the metal detectors, like everything like that. But it's just like, man, crazy times. It really is. Because if that ain't the most American picture, country music festival.

Actually, though, yeah. French fries being sold American flag and lights and a sniper. Let's go. I don't know if it's good America or bad America. If he were to shoot that sniper and say he takes down the, if there was actually a shooter, it would go through and probably hit somebody else. So I was wondering that same thing. And one of my friends had a pretty.

It's just saving. Yeah. Yeah. But what they were saying. and obviously they're fucking the most trained you know you'd hope shooters what my friend was saying which is a pretty good point is if somebody were to start shooting up a crowd everyone would run away would run away or drop besides for like the shooter that's very true yeah they wouldn't drop yeah but i did think about that like so let's say hypothetically that guy looks and he sees a guy about

to do something and he's got to make a split second decision in a dark crowd with 50,000 people if he should put other innocent people at risk to maybe save more people and then it's like fuck what if the dude it's just like it's a purse and you know you miss seat that is such a stressful job I couldn't imagine staring through binoculars for that many hours

God bless America God bless them I wasn't going to elaborate on that like that was the scary part okay so it's the thought of they don't they're not going to pull the trigger until chaos ensue Yeah, because how, you know, how, that's what I mean. They even over, you know, let's say war in Iraq, they don't pull the trigger until they, you know, even the snipers, they have to call. It's true.

And sometimes they're like, I have a confirmed, whatever, and then they're like, hold fire, ceasefire, whatever. But so, yeah, like, I don't, the worst part is I don't think they would really do anything until. Yeah, something started happening. Acted up. Because, again, a mistake like that would be. There's no room for air. No kidding. Yeah.

The officer that stopped the shooter in Fargo a couple weeks ago that had killed the officer right before his partner was right in front of us last night. Really? Yeah. And so, like, when Brad Paisley was doing, like, the, you know, salute the troops and had all the officers up there and was, like, thanking them for their service. And, you know, everyone was, you know, thanking them. Everyone around us, like, this guy was pretty emotional.

And everyone was, like, thanking him, like, pat him on the back. Like, thanks so much for, you know, your service. what you did you know because that guy stopped he was the last guy yeah yeah he was the last guy in line from stopping that lunatic from going down the road to the street fair little backstory for all the people who don't know there was a shooter in fargo that had planned a mass shooting but he basically came across a car accident or was going to start there and he shot and killed one officer injured three injured two and the fourth one stopped him yeah and if those four had all been injured and weren't able to stop him,

he would have went to the street fair, which is a giant event. I was there. And Micah was there. I was at the street fair right before or right after. So I mean, life would have been a lot, a lot different.

You know, I mean, just in general for the town, for everybody. So America. I mean, I guess I would think like Fargo is a pretty safe. Same.

Safe town or a safe area, North Dakota. We wouldn't really think of something like that, but obviously it's changing. It's changing. It's not the case. And yeah, man. One bad egg.

God bless the guys that can show up and do it. Do it and stop guys like that. Exactly. I have a little gear shift. Can pull up this video that is on TikTok. This is also the most American thing. It's just a good old boy. Old farmer man.

And this is actually the craziest shit I've seen. I don't think I have to tell any farmer or anybody that's ever seen a combine that it looks like in a giant death trap. What's this guy doing? Yeah, I don't really... The caption is what got me. Yeah, I'm scared to watch this. And Pa-Paw over here is like, this is his TikTok account.

Like, he's doing this. It wasn't a video that he sent to somebody. Like, he's making TikTok videos. Y'all ever wonder what it feels like to get run over by a damn old combine? What? Right? Right? Look at that.

Oh, the belt's right there. Oh my. Just listen to now. Damn, I guess I just had to keep looking for that rush y'all. Hey, but y'all in body. What a mania. Dude. I have to say I'm utterly satisfied.

I'm utterly satisfied that he did that. But what else is this guy done? He deserves the views. I'm interested too. But I mean, yes, it makes sense. You have to set the combine at a certain height. It's super precise. But man, can you imagine him going to his worker and being like,

yo, run me over with this ship. I wouldn't want me a driver. No way. So I'd like to even think like, you know, combines and tractors are automated now. Like he may not have even, he might have been alone. He might have been alone. Doing that.

He hops out of the thing And hops in front of it So it's like Yeah just like It eats him up on accident He's just like in the field What the hell happened? Combine just finished him over

He's the only one out there I'm surprised that didn't get taken down You do a wheelie It gets taken down But you do that it's okay I know that's why I screen recorded it Because I was like There ain't no way that this last

Stays on That guy's a maniac I always find it so interesting To see farmers Get into social media and like the followings that they have is amazing to me because I wouldn't necessarily find it, I guess that,

I don't know if I'd say entertaining, but like not my cup of tea. Clearly there's a market for it. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Like the millennial farmer just down in Minnesota. Huge. Crushes it.

Yeah, crush every video. And like he just titled on thumbnails a video like, back in the tractor. Yeah. And it'll do 700,000 views. Like it's amazing. That's, that's why.

why it's such a cult following, you know, or how you know it's a cult following is when you can just title it like looking at a brown box. Yeah. And it'll do the exact same amount of views every single time. Yeah. And my favorite thing about him and probably other farmer,

TikTok or YouTubers is like he's just like actually as genuine as it gets. Like he's just like, yep, people like it. Well, he's got a really good, dry sense of humor. I'd love to have him on the podcast.

We probably will after his farming season. He's done. busy now but we talk occasionally there was this big storm that came through and like messed up his farmyard right and i was like dude so sorry to hear like this and whatever and i'm like everybody good and he's like yeah yeah we're good and i go well at least you can make a video on it and he goes yeah there's always a silver lining you know so it is actually nice that when something goes wrong for him it's actually good yeah i i talked to him about in a way that a little bit and he's like that was some of my highest revenue videos was when i've been that storm hit so he's like it paid for it

Yeah, in a way. It's pretty cool. In a way, yeah. It's not convenient for him by any means. Yeah, definitely not. But it's kind of the same way with us, you know. Having crashed or something. It's good in a way.

It makes sense, though. I mean, it's good in a way. Yeah, yeah. The farmers, I guess I don't know how much downtime you'd have, but it makes sense. It seems like so many farmers are like, oh, I have so much downtime during the winter. So I picked up playing the guitar.

But I picked up a couple of e-lis. Yeah, pick a, yeah, I say, at least he didn't pick up a drink in the bar. He was like, what else can I do to, like, make money and be, yeah, money. Yeah, no, that's cool. Speaking of celebrities fighting, though, did you see that video of Logan Paul fighting money in the bank at UFC or at WW? WWE. Like the one where he's in like back.

Yeah, they're backstage. That shit looks so real. That's what I'm saying. I want to know your take on it because you are pretty well-versed in fighting and in WW. Yeah. Do you think it's real? I don't think it's real honestly I think they did

I think they did an awesome job but yeah I was questioning it for a while but if you watched they were like hitting each other in the body and like yeah no like they weren't like hitting each other either they weren't like yeah they were like doing like like hits like this like like

like pounds like which is more W you think I'm pretty sure you'd just pick them up and throw them to the ground and but yeah you could tell they like there was some energy scripted but yeah those guys isn't great at it but I bet you they were like, all right, we're going to use a phone, you know, to make this go.

Isn't that the thing with WWE, though, like how they do their promotion? It's like usually in, like, the back hallway. Yeah, they do stuff like that all the time throughout the years. Yeah, so. I was really ahead of its time. Dude, I just saw a comment on TikTok that said WWE was like a soap opera, but for men. Yeah. I'm like, that's really accurate.

I feel bad because I missed out on the whole thing. I was like, yeah, that stuff's fake. But the more I look into it and the more. it continues to evolve. I'm like, it's pretty entertaining. Well, that's tonight, too, is Logan Paul's doing, like, a big pay-per-view. I think he's, like, headlining. I think for the belt, which is pretty cool that he's already, like, that popular within

the WWE. But I'd like to watch that, too, but now we'll have Wii Fest. I mean, between that and the Jake Paul fight, it would have been kind of fun to... CJ's booked. I might honestly, fuck. I might just stay home. I wouldn't really blame you, honestly. But for the longest time, just going off that, I was like,

WVE is a joke. And I thought CJ was even silly for, like, defending it. I was like, you're a joke for defending it. But I came around. I fully came around to it. I don't necessarily watch it, but I really enjoy, like, the Theo Vaughn Hulk Hogan podcast. I'm sure there's a billion of them, but it was so good. And he told all these stories.

And then also segue to, like, how do these guys remember all these stories? He remembers all these stories from 25 years of wrestling. And I'm like, I hope that I can remember a quarter of that when we're that age. No kidding. Yeah, that was a great podcast. I was really entertained by that one. Hulk Hogan, even if you don't even know WWE, like you know that guy. Which is cool too.

And Theo's such a good interviewer. Got to give him credit. He interviewed YG last week and say what you want about YG, but he did not seem to be a very, he wasn't that good at talking. Well, versed. Well, first, yeah. And Theo did a great job with him. I think Theo is a good interviewer because he can literally interview himself.

Yeah, that's amazing. Dude, I always wonder how rappers are, like, really good at rapping, but literally can't put a sentence together. I agree. Like, dude, listening to Little Baby talk, like, Little Baby's one of the biggest rappers right now. He's massive. And he spits bars. But, dude, if you listen to him, talk, he legit can't. say five words that make sense together.

Who's the one that's really smart? And I'm sure he's smart. I'm sure he is smart. I imagine most of them are pretty... You can't get to that level by being that dumb. True. Unless just sheer logic. It's just amazing.

I don't know. Maybe that I'm just too stupid to understand his lingo. That could be too. Maybe I'm the dumb one. There is like a little bit of like a social restriction or or them just like putting on it like I just still remember the clip of the oozy vert. Like he's getting interviewed. All of his interviews are very awkward.

And then they're like, how, blah, blah, how are you doing? He goes, oh, no, it's only my third day out here. So that's it. Yeah, yeah. Dude, that guy's on another planet. Literally. And it's not even, it's not that he's dumb. He just, like, doesn't fucking care about putting on a good interview for this, like, white chick that's in.

Yeah, that was hilarious. I think in, like, that same one, he's like, she's like, what, what have you been up today? I don't know. I woke up, uh, eat pop tar. Yeah, I mean, that's the one that he said, how do you keep your pants up on stage? No, that was a Nardwar interview to Travis Scott. No, no, no, no, no. It was a, uh, Tyler the creator.

Yeah, no, that's another one, dude. No, that was Travis Scott. Oh, that was Travis Scott. But yeah, he goes, how do you keep your pants up while you're on stage? And he's just like, about. I think that he has such an interesting way of interviewing. And I saw this other girl pop up and just interviewed Drake, but she's got, like, super dry sense of humor. And, um, and then that other chicken shop lady from, what's her name?

She's interesting, too. And she, uh, chicken fry. You know the, no, money don't wiggle, wiggle. It folds. That's the girl. Oh. She, like, interview. She goes on dates with, like, guys, I think she's done with Drake.

Yeah. She's from, uh, she's from London or something. She got like a super. Carlos really, really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but she's like so awkward. Yep.

And like. I think people like that. And that's what I'm saying. I think like that style of interviewing is obviously very uncomfortable to watch. But people almost like seeing like these celebrities or or people that they're interested in put in positions like that. Well, just like Sunday conversations with Caleb Presley. Yeah. Huge.

And they just chop it to be super awkward. It's so funny. We all agree that like, I mean, everyone says this. but he's carrying barstool. Like the, it's like literally to me, it's Caleb and then a bunch of shit from all their other creators and then a bunch of memes. I think it's just like whatever you're interested in. I'd say like football guys or like golf guys would say, no, no, their podcast that they listen to is carrying barstool.

But also, I was like, if you're a big football guy, like I don't think you're listening to barstool. So what's interesting actually is like my college buddies, they're like, you guys hear PMT this morning. it's like at 9.30 a.m. And they've already listened to it. It's one of their bigger podcasts with like their things. But they watch every single day. It's like they turn it on in the office. It's their morning radio show.

Yeah. I think that those interviewers that are like that though are so quick and witty. So they're quicker and wittier than the guest most times. And that's why you can chop it up. And like you get like the most genuine reaction and response out of these people that usually are like so like refined on their answers but they're like asked these outlandish questions and that's what people like yeah Caleb Presley interviews to me are like it's like eating the best piece of pizza I've ever had

interesting like you know like ranch or no love them I mean yeah I really do I really do I watch him and I'm just like it's so funny I got sad it was only five minutes long you typically laugh when you eat pieces of pizza that's just such a but it's a comparison if me going this is the best piece of pizza i've ever had when he's like when he interviewed uh kevin gates it was just like yeah he just he's got the he's got the interview and is just in his hand and he's so he's got the pepperoni and so entertained yeah no you're you're thinking way too much into the pizza but okay so less pizza more like it's like the best it's like the the most fun jet ski ride i've ever had i don't want it to end really people say that about

our videos, too. People say it about any videos they're entertained by. I don't want it to end. The worst part about that video was when it ended. I love that comment. I see it all the time on. That's when you know it was a great video. There's no moment where you got bored. I see it on ours. I see it on Danny Duncan's videos. See it on some of Ross's. Like, the worst part about the video is when it ended. That is a really flattering company. It really is. That's very nice people to say. The worst part about this podcast is when it ends. Did you guys see the video of Cardi B chucking a microphone at that?

chick or guy in the in the in the right yeah yeah it was amazing and she like really made good connection yeah it could have been bad if she missed and hit someone else i agree because that thing's heavy might probably a heavy pretty hard object you know how so this sound it made like that it would hit her in the head with do it hit her in the head or did it hit her in the body i don't yeah i hope to hit her in the head but i don't i just it made a good little so bad bitch that's actually Cardi B. Yeah, that's, that kind of leads me into what I was going to say is there's these girls that are coming on to the scene, a rapping scene.

Maybe they've always kind of been on the scene, but man, girl rappers rap about the same thing that guys rap about, like just vice versa. Like, bitches and money, but the girl rappers are like dick and money and bags. And a wet. Yes, yeah, yeah, that too. Genitals. I think it's funny. And every time I listen to like a girl rapper song,

the more aggressive and vulgar it can be. Seems to take off. Yeah, it seems to take off more and more. So, yeah, power to the, to the, uh, women love it, dude. To the girl rappers. What's the one song? Slum me out or something like that.

Girls go crazy in the Springer van for it. That's by a guy, though. Oh. They still go crazy for it. That's by a guy, though. I want to see your whip this thing. This is amazing. Like, you just can't.

take the hood out of some of these girls and she's like security guard is rattled he's like oh shit no ken did you get excited when you saw that because she actually threw the mic into her left hand and threw it with her left hand so she's left handed oh i know ken is which i is a little fun fact really that was when i saw that video i was so

not surprised so is she in trouble for this and i doubt it you know what she should be in trouble for putting on a concert and not singing a single word of it. What'd she even have a mic for? She took the mic down and the song just keeps going. Yeah, that's tough. I think that's more popular than not. It shows your cards.

It seems like the country music stars are actually really doing it, though. I would still, yeah, I guess I'd appreciate you more if you sang it, but it didn't sound, even if it doesn't sound as good as your original song does. I'd rather just have it live, yeah, actually live instead of just with the under track. I used to follow Cardi be on Twitter Like before You've talked about that here Before she was a rapper

Back when she was a stripper Yep So what she was a stripper? She would just get on Yep and rant and rant She still does the same shit now But she didn't rap at all Or make music

And she was so Hood And so that's why that video Did not surprise me at all I'm just glad to see She'd keep her roots Do they go and get the mic And then just like get back to it

Or what happened after that That's what I want to know Yeah I'd love to see the next five minutes Also, who just looks at a star or someone there is like, I'm going to throw my drink at him. Yeah, that's like a girl move and you think they would be all about Cardi B because she's like, you know, boss bitch, like powered up. That's what I'm wondering. So even if you, probably on our team, if you bought the tickets.

What did she do to piss them off? In the case of WeFass, you got to buy the, you got to buy really expensive tickets to be at front. Or you have to like literally work your way to the front of a concert. Like you got to skip peeing. You got to skip getting drinks. You got to get to the front. And then to do that, I mean, I think it's premedicated. It doesn't make any sense.

It's a lot of work to get up there. Is there other, I guess, artists that you guys can think of that of, like, retaliated? There was one. Well, Joey Chestnut. I can't think of it. Oh, my gosh. He just talked about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He chokes that guy out. Uh, George Bush, when he dodged the shoe. Yep. Morgan Wallin or somebody had a boot thrown at him. And he was pissed and then had the person thrown out. Yeah. Somebody just got hit with a, I think Adele got hit with, with something last week. He looks at Adele and is like, I need to hit this one.

Yeah, what are you doing at an Adele concert where you don't like her? Yeah. Or how do you end up there? You were planning that shit. That was premeditated. They were like, they thought she was coming to town three months prior and got their tickets real close. One time I was at a Travis Scott concert and I had Sweet Martha's cookies.

And admittedly, I was quite larried. And I threw my sweet Martha's cookies up on stage, not at him, but they landed on the stage. Not premeditated, just a little Larry. That was just Larry. It was caught up in the moment. Yeah, it was probably the case. And then they were there, and then he kicked it towards the back. And then they kind of sat on stage for a while.

I was like, those are my cookies. And everybody was going to kick my cookies. Like he just, he just, like, scooting him or what? He kind of was like walking by and he just like soccer kicked it towards the back of the stage. I think someone came out and grabbed it. The buckets on the stage, and he just full on soccer kicks it out into the crowd cookies everywhere. That would have been sick. That would have been electric.

Yeah, and then my shoes fell off. Oh. And so I walked around the state fairgrounds. Yeah, that sounds like Cody. Cody didn't have a shoes on either. Apparently, Cody lost one shoe going into the concert last night, and then he left with no shoe. Well, I feel like once you're down to one shoe. I just ditch it, yeah.

You might as well just walking off, yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, we were. talking about this when we were talking about Cody walking around barefoot the time that he walked like eight miles barefoot because he didn't feel like going back into the party to grab his shoes he successfully irish goodbye to everyone and then was like well i i i can't go back i forgot my shoes how do you irish goodbye it's like november in minnesota yeah and then he slept in a skidsteer bucket sorry cody that type of activity makes me nervous

Yeah, I mean, walking eight miles barefoot, that's just, that's just ridiculous. My feet are not that good. I couldn't do it. Yeah, I saw a girl walking around barefoot like in the gravel yesterday. God, yeah, you just got to have some. I go, man, you got to have some calloused up feet, huh? One time Jake and I walked like two miles over to Ryan's house down gravel road, barefoot. That's right.

To get his truck. It sucked. I had to suck the whole way. Yeah. Yeah, we were getting eaten alive by bugs. Liquid courage? No. We're chilling.

It's the worst part. We got a problem around the shop. And what might that be? It's something that we've discussed before. We joke. We go, oh, ha ha, so funny. Ken and Evan really sure are hard on plumbing. Oh, yeah, yeah.

I know where you're going with this. And now they have actually done it in. Not only has Evan broken everything that we've ever bought in the last two months, but he took out the septic system. What? The septic system backs up now. It's both drainage. Yeah.

Yeah. So we, we have a drainage field here and, uh, apparently it wasn't built for 24 hours of Evan and 16 hours of Ken. Occasionally. Yeah. I mean, putting in real shifts in there. Ken should honestly have a desk, but eventually it. I tried making it more comfortable because we, we don't, yeah, I never shit here by the way, Ken.

Really? Why? How do you not shit here? So you go four days about shitting. Yeah, like I don't use the water ever here. It's all your fault. Oh. We get about three weeks.

And then occasionally the water softener will kick on. And you hear the toilets start to gurgle. And boom, the bathroom's flooded. You feel pretty good about yourself, Ken? Oh, I feel fantastic about myself. It feels a lot lighter. That's for sure. Have you talked with your accomplice, Evan?

Bro, we need to get these guys a fucking outhouse. That is a great idea. That's actually not a bad idea. That would be so disgusting. At least for... But it's the only two that would use it. We're right. But like, so we'd say...

We'd say, yes. Evan Ken, at least just your, your biggest pile up of the day has to be in the outhouse. The rest can be inside. The rest can be inside. But I think that would come back from Caraboo. I think that would save us. Ryan got a quote for a new septic system. Yeah.

You know, finances. We're, you know, we're talking to what investments do we want to make in the shop and in our ourselves and in our content, obviously, but in the shop. How much was it? It was $21,000. Oh, my God. So at first, I'm like, are you kidding me? Absolutely not.

Like, why would we ever pay this much? And then Sidney's like, well, I mean, no flooded bathroom. Like, you have it for this. I'm like, yeah, I got kind of like that idea. Working facilities. Yeah. I'm not sure if we actually even have an option. Yeah.

That's what I'm saying. So we came down like that. It's either we have to let Evan and Ken go. Yep. Or fix the sewer. We just got to figure out a way to work it into a video and then we're set. We kind of already are right now. But I do. I love that Ryan was proactive and got the quote.

I just, at first I'm like, this is not worth it. That was actually the same week that we almost, without a second thought, shelled out $21,000 for two shitty sub- Subaru W-R-Xs. Well, one of them wasn't shitty. That's right. One of them were pretty nice. They were actually both really good rigs, yeah. Just meant ever.

And the drainage field Money comes, money goes But I thought the same So does the shit It ain't going anywhere though With our current septic field Don't just piling up No that's the thing

So that's how a drainage field No no no so the drainage we have a drainage field And it doesn't work super well So then it also has some tanks And we just have to pump them Well it works as long as it doesn't rain The second it rains Then we're screwed

What about our new shop? What's that have. They said there's a new septic in it, but I put it in 2019. We skipped inspections in we'll find out. I don't know. We'll find out soon and we'll find out real quick. We got a first 24 hours Evans. We'll put it through a torture test. Jesus, yeah. Dude, my God, porter potty's are so gross. Those things that have been used all weekend. My buddy Brad always says if you have to take a shit in a bar or a porta potty, you didn't plan your day well enough. That's for sure. It's a really, Really good point. I don't,

I don't mind shitting in public places at all, but a porta potty is different. And a bar late at night. That's, I agree. Can you rip in any, any, uh, porter potty steamers?

Yeah, how you've been doing it? Really. Can't, dude, you should do it tonight. No. Just for the experience.

Yes, you should do it tonight. You should really shit in a porta potty. I think of any of them, I would do one of the VIP camping ones. Never anything in the bowl. Yeah, those were fine.

I went in there. I'm not going to lie. Ruined one of those ones. back there in the nice area. The VIP quarterpotties had good money are some of the nicest. They can only get so nice for the record. I was going to say it's like it only gets so nice.

Dude, I went into one and there was straight up shit on the ground, like on the floor. I was like, what do you got to do to mess up that bad? Like how does this happen? You know, like at first I just thought it was gross and I was like, I'm going to just go to the next one. And then the more I started thinking about it, I was like,

what was going on in there? Like, actually, what was going on in there? I saw this video of the New York toilets. They had like a water or restroom problem. That would scare me. And so they put in these public toilets. You pay a quarter to use and they're self-cleaning. I saw that one as well this morning.

Is there like whole thing, of course, that you're on a restroom, TikTok. We start charging Canon have a quarter. No, I'm just saying like we're like Aldi with carts. But you don't get the quarter back. Yeah. I'm saying the self-cleaning part. Like, that'd be great. So people figured out how you,

when you stick a quarter in, you have 15 minutes. And I was kind of wondering, I don't know what happens after 15 minutes is the door just pop open. Yeah. And you're there. Like,

that's not going to work for you. You got to put in 50 right off the bat. I think with some self-control, it could work. You got a plan. We just can't use your phone. Ken would put in a fucking credit card machine. Run it up,

dude. Feeding it. dollar bills so anyway but then this pressure washer thing basically like starts it like comes out of the toilet and shoots all over the floor i'll just pull up the last floor yeah everywhere like the whole bathroom the mirror why is the mirror so water spotted clean itself so the floor is a button and you can trick it if you sit on the sink so that's what this guy did What I'm asking you're still watching right now.

It is a self-cleaning bathroom. That's just really chaotic. I was like, I already explained this, Mike. But anyway, I found one on Alibaba. Should be here this week. Wow. Hell yeah. Well, I mean, we're not making that big of moves in the toilet industry

because Ken ordered some hood. tushy badees that shit ain't getting installed it just sits in a box yeah like you haven't even installed that back at home and I know that so yeah no it's tough I kind of want them you know I'd love to try one I've never even considered buying a bidet but like you're so serious about your shitting game that you bought too I respect he's not serious enough just had it was a drunk bar order and I just never followed through it comes out because you were excited and I you know I'm not I was excited, too. You're like, I bought one for the shop, too.

I'm like, oh, if that's nice if you can. I'm not hooking it up, though. We're like $30 a piece. I'm not going to. That's what almost worries me, too. I try it. Yeah. Yo, my, big wrench put it in.

My friend was talking about this, like, new house that got built in the area. And I was like, yeah, I'd love to go in that house and see what it's like inside. He goes, dude, fuck that house. Every single toilet has a bidet and they don't have toilet paper anywhere. That's. That's funny. I think I'm going to do that in my house. He was like,

he was like legit mad about it. I would be too. No toilet paper. That's so funny. Spent a long, hard day doing HVAC. Yeah. And then he's got to go take a shit and there's no toilet paper.

Yeah, he'd be mad too. But if he was, uh, open to it, his HVAC, uh, dayender would be probably better with a bidet.

You know, like the toilet paper is going to fall apart on his sweaty ass. He's going to dry off. though well let's get a real nice one then with a dryer yeah blower a little leaf blower and stuff oh no the blower was too hot and now i have a chapped ass well we have uh some concerts to see yeah or or some fights we'll see or some fights i don't know the day the evening has not been planned yet but we do appreciate you guys listening and tune them back in we do this every tuesday so we will see you guys next week love you guys

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