Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Jake's Stalker, Getting Arrested By a Robot, & How Micah Wastes Time

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

In today's podcast our friend Jake Sherbrooke joins us and we talk about his stalker, Hate comments, Micah Reveals how he spends his time at work. EPA fines, Hoonigan Bankruptcy, Our filmer Dalton Add...resses his haters, which Evan sent his way? Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.huel.com Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 When you got haters, double down on it. I'd do a naked video next time. But at least you guys were, like, ripped and could get chicks. I was just a tub of goo. And then you guys would label the videos, Fat Kid. You know, he sees the money coming in, but he sees the money going out. And he's like, what the hell is wrong with you guys, right? Somebody just hated Jake.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Yeah. And then he dug up everything about Jake's life. Weirdly personal. Jake's dad's life. Like, everything, dude, is wild. For a limited time at McDonald's, Enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles
Starting point is 00:00:34 with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for $5.5 plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. I know I shouldn't do this, but I was looking over CJ's shoulder onto his phone, and he is shopping for Black Raptors. Oh. No, I just saw it on my marketplace thing, and I had to check it out. See how the market's doing?
Starting point is 00:00:57 I appreciate a plain bone stock Black Raptor. for sure market's still strong but it just be so tough of it cj you were the face of black raptors it'd just be so tough though you'd have to do all your mods again yeah windshield wipers and the antenna i do have quite a bit of time into it you think you have enough time to like do that to another one yeah probably hire it out oh you forgot about the the the replacement tires too oh wow you didn't aftermarket tires no no i just replaced them with exactly what it came with oh oh em replacement rolls a lot better why messed with perfection exactly why would you What the hell we got going on here?
Starting point is 00:01:31 A cowboy on in there. Jacob. What the hell? Special occasion. Are you coming in? I'm hopping in. Sure. Usually it's at the end of podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Yeah, it's the beginning this time. What the hell we got to go on? After reading that comment section last night, it got me feeling like a rock star. Oh, God, it's going all to your head. All right, cool. Now that I got you here, we just got an email in today. We get a lot of funny emails.
Starting point is 00:01:56 I'm not about who said it, but here's the email. And it's very odd. This is a dad talking about his son who got him into the videos. And it just says, Jake is super annoying. We wish you'd quit putting him in your videos. Other than that, we love all your videos and merch.
Starting point is 00:02:12 My son turned us on to your channel years ago, and we watched them every week. Wow. Dude, that's harsh. Hey, dude. Welcome. Hey, welcome back to Earth, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I bet it was nice while it lasted, huh? You know, what's crazy, though, is there was a lot. lot of other comments on there just like really praising you for sure just sucking your wiener man oh let me have it i guess yeah and then there's that guy you went out of his way to email it to us to make sure that we saw and say even a comment other than that you guys are killing it besides was it at least not in the subject line it was in the main like a lot of times when um younger children who don't know how to run email will email us they will just put their entire message in the
Starting point is 00:02:57 subject line. A lot. That's how you know how old they are. Yeah. I just get such a kick out of them. We get so many emails and they're different than a DM. You know, someone's like, hey, can I get a free dirt bike on a DM? It's just like, eh. They kind of shape up their whole email and give you a story behind it. It's more formal. Yeah. And I love it. They'll include their address and everything. You can send the bike here. Just let me know when it's on its way. I don't know, man. I think we'd probably give more stuff away to more people. But just every time we do, there's so not happy about it like everybody's reactions are so plain yeah yeah we got to start giving them away to people that email us yeah there we go then they would probably then they'd be stoked or they
Starting point is 00:03:37 wouldn't say anything they'd just be like yeah they'd just get it yeah it's like going on amazon and buying something but instead going to see boys email great all right it's here I think at least like once a week I get an email from a kid asking how to work on his dirt bike oh yeah the one we used to get so often was what size dirt bike should I get? Yeah. Still, to this day. And those ones are a little more fun to answer. Like, I love when they include their size and their age.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Do you answer them? Sometimes. Because it's like as quick as just being like, I don't know, man, I start on a 125. So that's why all of our merch drops are late. You're answering questions on email. Yeah, 100%, bro. I see one of those. I mean, like, yeah, like, what?
Starting point is 00:04:22 Am I not allowed to answer the emails? No, you can do whatever you want with your. time i'm just i'm surprising that you answer all those emails i think holy shit never couldn't i don't know i don't know how many you answer but answering a kid that asked what size dirt bike he should get because like i think it's more than that like makes their day like they responded no you're definitely a good guy yeah you're 100% in the right like everyone listening's probably like oh ben's a douche for not answering those kids emails they're 100% saying yeah but it's like more important things on the line that is for sure whenever anybody yeah you guys want have a video on that
Starting point is 00:04:55 Thursday maybe if I was answering all those emails so whenever anybody asked me you know what size dirt bike they should get I say oh don't worry about that just get a quad yeah yeah you can just get a full size right from the start and just put a block of wood behind the thumb throttle and renegade 800 that's how I started I got my first squad is 450 right out of the game you had a block of wood underneath no they have just like a screw they got a screw yeah that's right yeah because they're a high tech machine see I don't think about that because I didn't start on a four wheeler but a 450 right yeah right yeah Jake you uh um You are a little bit of a star.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Everybody is, honestly. I think Mike's drift car, of course. Mike, you, not Mike, just his drift car. Everybody is. You're not just the star. You're just not just a star, Jake.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Mike's drift car. As I was walking up the stairs, I read a comment that really just posted it. It goes, I don't think I've ever seen Mike's car survive anything ever. And I was like, that's very true. It is true.
Starting point is 00:05:51 It is true. It's died. It has. Die. Have you checked it out? Yeah, I checked it out. It's not on fire anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Not on fire anymore. So that is good. Like, that really was the only problem with some old oil started on fire or is there a bigger problem? Well, it's still leaking oil. No,
Starting point is 00:06:08 there's still a concerning amount of oil is coming out of the valve cover. You know, fills up my catch can in like two sessions. I don't know. Yeah. So me, do you at least have oil? That's a start.
Starting point is 00:06:20 The cool thing that's been working is like every time we go drifting or do something else with your car you usually think it fixes itself and you never fix it and then you just go do it again and then something else happens there's just so many problems too fixes itself you guys have heard me i just gets cut i don't think that it fixes itself it's just like i just don't have time and then well yeah you're busy and then i did the reason it started on fire i remember asking i was you're like i were free to rip it on tuesday and i was like can we do wednesday i just need one day to like give the car some love and it kind of attack this catch can situation i think to be fair mike your drift car is the greatest drift car exactly that our channel could ever ask for yeah but you know
Starting point is 00:07:04 it's so entertaining it's so entertaining you never know what's going to happen when you turn that key it's generated more laughs than any car i guarantee of any drift car ever made and that's coming from a mustane driver and a lot of people laugh at them no they're usually not laughing they're screaming and running that's what they're doing yeah i don't know so many comments are people like take that shit to the scrapyard. But at this point, keep driving it. At this point,
Starting point is 00:07:27 it's just a meme. Who the fuck would take 30 grand? And so you pose a great question. Obviously, I'm not going to take it to the scrap yard. Bro. When it started on fire and it was like potentially could end up in a giant charred rolling chassis.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Would have been funny. No, yeah. Not funny. No, I would have thought like that would have sucked. Like, what a horrible waste of money.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You got insurance on that thing? No. I don't think you can insure. Yeah, I don't really think you can. If it burns down on a track or hits a wall on track, I don't think the insurance is going to step in. It's just a 350 Z on a curvy driveway. You of all people will know how this works.
Starting point is 00:08:06 When there's a video of it, you're effed. Yeah, it's kind of got a little bit of like insurance fraud looking at his eye. Yeah, he's got that smile back there. Like, that plaid's getting awfully ready. Remember his Barney shirt? Commit tax fraud. Bro, who the fuck? Where is that shit?
Starting point is 00:08:26 Legends do that too. Like, no, we do not. Oh my gosh. Oh, I took a photo the other day. So we had a meeting with our accountant. And our accountant's a G. Just old enough where he doesn't quite understand what the fuck we're doing ever. With like, you know, he sees the money coming in.
Starting point is 00:08:45 But he sees the money going out. And he's like, what the hell is wrong with you guys, right? So this is a picture of CJ explaining to him. what Mike just purchased, which was the skate park that we were putting in the back of our building over here. And this is CJ explaining to him why Mike justified buying a city skate park. And he's rubbing his head. Yeah, he was, they were like trying to like listen to what I was telling them.
Starting point is 00:09:12 But I don't think they really watched the vids either. So like, I was like showing him some stuff. And I was like, oh, and then we should check out this building. And they're like, oh, there's more. Like they were just confused. I'm like, yeah, so this is the drift track. just wrapped up on that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:25 No, he looks at me and he goes, this gotta be 100 grand worth of asphalt. I go, 250. And he goes, yeah, and then he's like, you guys need to get gates. I was like, yeah, we need a lot of things. Yeah, just keep an eye out for one idiot running around a bum shirt.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That's what we're worried about right now. Jake, you wear the same shirt every day and you had to look down. I literally, yeah, I do wear the same shirt every day. I'm just envisioning how your accountant goes through your books and he's like, 10 grand in duct tape. And he's like, yeah, that's normal. It's just like not fishy or something.
Starting point is 00:09:58 It's all for business. Yeah. Which is like the wild part is like every transaction is wild as it is. You know, it's making some kind of video. And then when the video comes out on Thursday, it makes a lot more sense. Of course. Cover all your bases. I texted them this morning.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I said, hey, I just pulled out X amount of cash from the bank account. So you're going to see that transaction and categorize it for something. I don't know what he's going to put it under, but it's for three fake Lamborghinis. But that was like, I was like, yeah, just pick where you see that fit. One of the things that came up in the last meeting was like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:10:31 it doesn't have to be super formal, but just, yeah, give me a heads up when you pull cash out for stuff like that. Yeah, because otherwise then he'll text me at the end of the month when he's like going through. He's like,
Starting point is 00:10:40 what is this? And I'm like, oh, fuck, I text the boys like, what did we pull that for again? No idea. Yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:10:46 it was funny though. He was just shaking his head. Like, there's seriously something wrong with you guys. But he always says, like, hey, I can be the passenger. You guys are driving the car and you're doing something right. So I trust you enough to not intervene.
Starting point is 00:11:00 But I'm going to make some suggestions. Like maybe you should like take this off ramp for... Slow down. Yeah, or slow down. Money come in, money go out. That's for sure. How business works. It's the only model.
Starting point is 00:11:11 That's true. Money come, money go. I don't know what quite error this was, but let's say it was 2018, Jake. He'd show up after working his 90, 80, 90 hour weeks and go, that's the crazy thing about money run out of it just got to work and make more that's how it works and we're like yeah he does have a point get to a point yeah that you spend more and you make then you got problems yeah that was like the era of jake that was like creating some silly goal of if i could buy an amazon package every day of the month that's a good goal as a teenager that's a
Starting point is 00:11:43 great goal yeah now we got bills so that shit sucks speaking of spending more than you make what do you guys think about hoonigan filing for bankruptcy kind of wild wild well 1.2 billion dollars what are they what are they spending their money on i saw that i'm like what'd they buy well so hoonigan got bought out by wheel pros so wheel pros went under hoonigan because they stole their name yeah oh like four years ago maybe they sold i did not know that yeah and then wheel pros took the hoonigan name they re branded like the entire company because then they they own like 25 different companies underneath yeah wheel pros and Hoonigan was just one of them. And then they, like, rebranded to Hoonigan, maybe thinking that it was better brand for
Starting point is 00:12:25 the, whatever they were doing. Like, what were they buying? What were they even doing? They have, like, 30 different wheel brands. It's a gigantic company. So they're selling wheels and tires, basically. Yeah, they own, like, American Force. Really?
Starting point is 00:12:37 Yeah. Black Rhino fuel. Oh, wow. So it's just like a bunch of businesses. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to try to find this. They weren't necessarily making videos. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:46 So, like, when everyone says, like, oh, Hunigan filed for bankruptcy, it wasn't like, Ken Blocks Hoonigan that he sold the T-shirt brand or the YouTube videos. Yeah, it was essentially, which kind of sucks that it, like, tainted the Hoonigan name, I guess, but You guys watch, like, Donut Media. Yeah. It was, like, kind of similar to that, too. Like, Donut just got bought out by. Private Equity.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Kind of just recently? Yeah, yeah. The two guys. I want to say in the last, like, year. Oh, then those guys left after. Okay, yeah. Yeah, then James Pumfrey, like, started his own channel. And it's just exciting because I.
Starting point is 00:13:19 You got to watch it. You got to check it out because he was like one of the best, dude. Yeah. Just excited for all of them. Yeah. It is, I mean, the same thing that happened to Hoonigan, so corporate comes in. And then they just try and squeeze every little dollar out of this business, right? It's a manufacturing plant.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Right, right. So they look at like the videos and I'm sure they're just like, all right, what are the cheapest videos to make that get the most views? Let's just triple down on that. So that's why like Hoonigan started doing all the this versus that's, you know, whereas just like drag race. and then that's pretty cost them nothing and then you saw everyone leave hoonigan and then the same thing yeah all the talent yeah all the talent leaves hoon again and then the same thing happened to donut media
Starting point is 00:13:57 so it's so interesting that like private equity just clearly doesn't work in a space like you like that yeah i mean the reason that like those channels were working was because of the people running it yeah you know and then even if you keep the same people on camera but someone else starts running that channel it just shows it goes to shit and then also the people that are having to be on camera, doing all that stuff, they get over it. They're like, I don't want to do this anymore. And then they hit the road.
Starting point is 00:14:24 That literally has happened now twice, if you look at both those examples. I mean, probably many other times, too, for instance. I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of any off top of my head. Yeah, those two are definitely the most recent. So I did find what Wheel Pros slash Hunigan bought. American Forest, American Racing, Asante, Black Rino. So there's actually like some big names in here that are still working.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Fairway Alloys. Fuse, fuel, guerrilla, helo, caninesis, KMC wheels, Motegi, Motel, MSA off road, a couple other ones I don't know, Smitty built, XD wheels, Morimoto, Zbros, ready lift, terraflex, I mean, like, and throttle.
Starting point is 00:15:03 As far as wheels go. They bought, like, a bunch of stuff, and what basically is what I understood, is they bought all this stuff, and then people pulled back spending from, like, how they were spending in 2020. And there was such a big monopoly that it affected them across the board.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yeah, once one domino starts to fall. then the whole thing just starts to collapse. But they were building like distribution centers and all that type of stuff. And that's why it's Chapter 11 bankruptcy. So basically they still get to run their business. They just restructure their debt and keep moving. They were trying to be like custom offsets.
Starting point is 00:15:32 It's true. Here I am learning. I didn't know there was different types of bankruptcy, but it makes sense. BBS Wheels has declared bankruptcy five times since 2007. By the way, when I say they were trying to be like custom, that I meant custom offsets or fitment industries, I meant like building out the distribution.
Starting point is 00:15:47 center and all that system yeah not the whole going yeah not i want to clarify that good clarification yeah because we're friends with them so but think of all the trucks on the road with aftermarket wheels 75% of them have to be under those which is pretty crazy dude i feel like i got to get a drift missile though going back to the drift gap yeah you got to please do go for it left out even if mine's really junky and i get made fun of for it sucking like i haven't had that since my hummer or my stand-up jet ski You're going to buy a car, and I love it. It's going to be a missile. It'll be whatever, and it's going to drift circles around my car.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I don't know what, dude. You got pretty damn good at drifting. I guess, like, I have the power, but I'm just saying, like, you're going to get, I don't know, what do you, just get a Corvette, please, just get a Corvette. C6 Corvette. Or C5. It doesn't have to be a C6. What do you mean by missile?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Missile car? You give a proper definition. Missiles just a car, a missile just takes a beating, and then you throw it away in the shed. I don't know. No, it's a drift car. that is not your it's not your competition car yeah it's just like your your beater
Starting point is 00:16:52 all around all you guys should get cars i don't know why you have a track well it just got completed jake it's a lot of yeah that is true that is true working on it yeah but yeah i just saw like a clean c5 or 13 grand damn you could buy three of those instead of your car so that's a clean one how much is like a completely thrashed to one cost do your math too sorry i thought was 30 yeah i know mike will correct you you if you're three grand off.
Starting point is 00:17:18 It gets thrown around so much. It's like, yeah, Micah sold his left ball for this car. How much are you into that car? 30 grand. Well, you've got it, like,
Starting point is 00:17:27 worked on quite a bit. 30 grand to buy it, plus how much money do you have it like in? It was 30 grand to get it here, plus the new seats and wheel that I ordered and like the e-break. And then you had it at SRD for a while. True, but that was only like 1,500 bucks.
Starting point is 00:17:42 You got to be in 35, 36 grand on that thing. Maybe. I don't think I am, but... Then he built the Subaru, you know. Good about another Jifka. I don't talk about that. So I don't want to talk about the Subaru negatively,
Starting point is 00:17:54 but can we debut, can we talk about that here? Or is that like a video thing, too, that we don't want to spoil yet? Yes, we can put pictures of it, videos of it. Nobody made fun of Mike for blowing through money, okay? Let's be proud of him for having a cool car in this one.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Are people making fun of Mike for blowing money? No, usually not, but like, I know. No, I wasn't. You know what I mean. I don't know. I was not making fun. I love how Mike spends money. I know. I would never tell him, stop. I was just, I was just saying you better have your facts straight. Otherwise, he will correct you. Yeah, you're right. Correction, Mike. You can't have your fax straight on the Subaru because I'm not going to tell you how much it costs. Just not. I'm just straight up not going to. It is nice to at least see it back in the driveway, dude. It is gorgeous. Drive's like a dream. It's a show car. That's it. It's just perfect. It's flawless right now. It's still yellow, but you did a fantastic shot. It's still a new shade of yellow. Thank you, Ken.
Starting point is 00:18:50 No, what he said? The yellow is insane in the sun. I love the color of cars and stuff, but like Ken and Ryan care so much about the color of cars. Like, I love out of all this stuff, Don't know what you're like, the color. I mean, shit, it's damn near the same thing. The color is like one of the coolest parts about it. As I was shopping or do shop on Facebook Marketplace and this and that, I care a little bit more of the exterior color. And you and Ben are.
Starting point is 00:19:14 very interior color type fellas which is kind of just fun you know like if you're looking at a car you're like okay it can be this exterior color but it's got to have this interior which makes car shopping a lot harder but i appreciate it like the interior of your gtr not very many yeah no i guess i was just saying like whenever you guys get cars you're like very like thought out about the color like you and ken specifically yeah because like whenever anyone pulls a new car in you're always oh i love the color like that's always you guys kind of a rant the randy yeah yeah It's like, I've heard Randy say that so many times. It's dark green or whatever, you know.
Starting point is 00:19:48 No, it's more like galaxy gravy light. Yeah. It's like this insane. Oh, I love the galaxy gravy. It's just like this insane name. I'm like, that's just blue, right? I would definitely put myself in that same category. And now I'm thinking like Ben's got a white truck, a white Lambo.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah, pretty basic. Black GDR, white evo. I feel like it's just like the only general personalization. Like when a, when a, When a guy pulls in and he just bought a new, like, truck. And if he's got one that's not white, black, or silver, like he made a decision to not buy a white, black or silver car. You go, oh, wow, I can appreciate that that wasn't one of, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:28 that's a Corvette owner in me, specs. It's something crazy, like 80 or 90% of the cars in the road are either white, black, or silver. So it's like, when you see something that's not that shade, it just, it's like, oh, that looks nice. I don't really care about the color. I just want it fast or loud. I guess to me, like, the color doesn't matter that much. It's more so, like, what was done after the fact that made it custom or personalized. Like, if you got it lower down on some nice wheels and you got a fucking, yeah, no, but like, you look at my GTR, my Evo.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Like, they got a lot of stuff done that separates it. Like my rafter. Okay, yeah. That goes back into when you do, when you do mods the wrong way. Oh, speaking of mods done the wrong way. Oh, no. I was scrolling on Instagram And dude, I saw this
Starting point is 00:21:17 And I just immediately thought of CJ And how much this would trigger him I already know which one you're going to show I saw it Dude, look at that What in the actual Fuck is this When you're just seeing the very beginning
Starting point is 00:21:28 You're kind of like K And then you see this Dude Straight off Oh my God That is arrow Right there That is some arrow
Starting point is 00:21:38 Where did they get all these eBay bro I think they just started ordering They just put the auto zone But I'm most No I'm most intrigued by this Because all of it looks like real carbon Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:49 No it looks like it's like Kind of like made to fit on there Yeah No it doesn't look good But it's like it's not hydro dipped It's like real carbon It's lowered and everything Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:59 The thing is I think you just bought a bunch Of different carbon fiber from To be funny I don't know if it On some I don't know Part of me Part of me wonder is like Because that takes some serious dough
Starting point is 00:22:09 You know That's like More in carbon fiber Most people, I don't know. I just think he got carried away and it's a classic situation and not knowing what you're doing. That has to be a parody. Dude, it's got to be. But I saw this and I immediately thought of CJ because, like, if there's one thing
Starting point is 00:22:25 CJ hates, it's modifying cars that shouldn't be modified. And you could argue maybe that this type R is an Ultima. It's not even a Type R. You just put a Type R badge on it. Honda doesn't even make Ultima. Okay. It's a Honda, Aright, it's a Honda Ultima. What is the, it starts with an AIC.
Starting point is 00:22:41 It's an accord. A cord. Sorry, so I knew this would trigger CJ and then I look down after I get done screen recording and I see liked by CJ. People are, our subs are already on it. They're sending me this stuff all the time, dude. It's funny. I mean, you got to, that guy has to have quite a bit of chatter in that.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Yeah. He's like, he honestly does. And you can't even take that shit off because he self-tapped that into the fucking side of the car. That self-tappers through half the car. Totaled that thing out. It looks like something that Jake would have done back in the day. No, I never modified.
Starting point is 00:23:12 anything like that. Did it? You did the light bar time. You did the light bar. Your shit was like the sun, dude. Yo, you have a photo of that truck. I will find one.
Starting point is 00:23:23 You had like 14 light bars on it. That was the name of the truck. This son. And then all the fake carbon fiber wrap. That was fun. Yeah. It was fake rap though. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:23:34 it's on Mike's Facebook actually. It's him by the sun and his Subaru. Dude, the only picture I got of it. Fuck. Speaking of Mike's Facebook. Oh shit. So I hired this private detective
Starting point is 00:23:45 Just to kind of keep an eye on Mike Make sure he's, you know Just investigating him Super weird Just keep an eye on him Super weird if that's true Money well speczy I'm just kidding
Starting point is 00:23:56 No, just our subscribers are Just free detectives And this guy sent me this It's a picture from 2009 Off of Mike's Facebook All right, there it is fucking saw the hot dog too running jump this is it goes back to 2009 bro someone just sent me that
Starting point is 00:24:19 I appreciate you guys you know tagging me and sending me these great pictures it's really funny because like now they came full circle I guess with the whole hot dog thing but uh I remember when I posted that pick I'm like man that that's so cool like so was all the stuff anyone posted in 2009 I can see why you thought that. It's actually pretty sick, dude. I was like, dude, what? I can't believe that.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Because, yeah, that was back when this was taken on, like, some, you know, random-ass Nikon digital camera. Like, pretty nice picture for two dozen nine. Yeah. The only thing I can think is there's no way you made it. I doubt I made it. No, probably, like, that's a pretty good leave. You were risking your life on that weed roller or whatever that is. Dog to the chesticles, yeah. That's a nice thing about Facebook. I thought we were going to go on pod without it. Sorry. Oh, shoot. No, it's all good. You guys see that a Cobb got sued for like EPA stuff, like all The tuners that we all had in our subies and stuff? Well, you guys had on your subbies?
Starting point is 00:25:11 There's, like, the one big place somewhere on the East Coast that got hit up, some diesel deleting place. Oh, that too. You got a fine for $2.9 million. Who did? Cobb did. And then this other diesel one got sued for $12 million. Didn't that happen, the diesel brothers back in the day?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Yeah, so, like, they're just cracking down. And, like, isn't it interesting? Like, you just buy a Cobb tuner, and you're just like, cool. Everything checks out, but then they get sued for. Well, Cobb got sued. Not the customers. Not the people. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:38 it's crazy how much they're actually cracking down so like back when i like just beaters i'd bring them to jeff muffler and have them cut the cats out or whatever jep muffler suit yeah they will like not do they won't touch it if there's like not cats on it they just won't touch if there's and they won't take them out like i brought in my old diesel to have them take the cats out they're like oh we can't do that unless you pay cash yeah no they still won't do no they still won't do nothing really you just got to leave it in a parking lot on the bad bad side of town it'll be gone Yeah, I'll call a couple buddies I used to work with. They'll come and just chop it right off.
Starting point is 00:26:11 You leave a saws all chained up to your truck. Someone just walks up. It's like when you go to a bike shop or something like that. Or a bank and they got the pens. It's legit like a speakeasy. The underground, the leading world. When I run into a buddy that's like, oh, yeah, I got a guy. He does a bunch of them.
Starting point is 00:26:31 And I'm just like, it's kind of rare these days. Just have a guy that gets any truck deleted. What is crazy, though, is, like, plastic gallons of death actually, you know, contribute more pollution. I can imagine, dude. Yeah. It's a whole other product. And there's, what, millions of these things being? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:47 These little plastic jugs trump, you know, them being deleted in terms of the environment and damage to it. I think it's just tax game. So this is, they just want to have their, have their fingers and everything. I mean, that's, that's one of those products where it's like you could potentially recycle it. But nobody goes to a gas station, dumps one of those in their truck. and then it's like, oh, I need to recycle it. No, it's just straight in the garbage. And then the never fits in the garbage.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah, it never fucking fits. I agree. I was so fired up. It was actually after the Cobb lawsuit thing. This is so Micah to do. Went on Amazon, order to defund the EPA shirt because I was just, how can I help? I buy a shirt from it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if any of the money from that sale went to anyone. It's so stupid. I just, I hate it. I hate everything about it. One thing I could see when you have dudes with diesels that are like, I got bigger injectors just so I could roll more coal. Some of those trucks roll so much coal.
Starting point is 00:27:47 And their whole goal, the Yee, Yee, boys, the whole goal is to roll as much coal. All over the place. Yeah. As just a regular, like someone just driving behind him who's not even like usually getting that mad on the road is just like, come on. Yeah, it is a little annoying. It's a bad look.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Full-blown coal. In it, like, when you're driving a Tesla, do people roll coal on you? So I actually had one dude do this when we were going to the Zumi's meetup. I watched it. It's like, you know, we're going on the off ramp, and then he just starts rolling Cole and I was like, whatever. So he gets in the left lane, I get the right lane, and then he does it more. Just at the stoplight, just breaks and just blows it into cats.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I was like, cool, you're really cool, dude. Did you turn your filtration system on? No, I just drove away. That's why they put it in Tesla's. All the coal getting rolled on him. That guy is pretty cool. It is cool in that aspect, though, like, especially when you're younger, like, Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Like, even when, like, we first got the, the Seema truck, I liked rolling coal, you know? No, but that's what I'm getting at. Rolling coal is the best thing ever. Better than driving a non-deleted truck 100% of the time, but it's just when it's too much. Time and place for it, too, like at the car show that I went to last night, like, there was kids doing it down. They turned the street into a one-way, and they were, like, rolling coal all over, like, down the street, and everybody's walking around. I was like, all right, maybe not, fellas be here. But, you know, like, when you're out on a back road and you're pulling a trailer, then, you know.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Yeah, or like you're like, you know, the stoplight is done now and you're, you know, going. That's fine, I guess. But, like, it's just excessive. It's kind of the same as just going down revving your end. Yeah, rev bombing. Like, a Subaru or some kind of. I always like the more coal you can roll, like it's like the more backfire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Dude, some of those pop pop-pop tunes are just too much. They're like barely revving. Yeah. Yeah, some, like, Honda Civic. Yeah. I always thought that was cool in cars that are actually fast, and then I just found out people can do it with tunes. I'm like, oh, like, that's the Honda Civic.
Starting point is 00:29:44 This time of place. Jake, what do you think of, like, I almost forgot these existed, but like a ghost cam? What even is that for one? And two, like, is it a tune? Like, what is a ghost cam? So a ghost cam is like the Mustangs care. Part of the tune, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:57 Yeah, so, like, cars that have four cams, like, dual-read cams or like an LS is one cam. They can lock the cam lobe, so it's like wab, wobb, wobb, wobb. And it basically sounds like a big cam. It's all electronic. It's all ECU. Yeah, I actually had one with my white muscle. I'm like, this is sick.
Starting point is 00:30:13 But it runs and drives like absolute shit because they're stuck there. I don't know why this is even a thing, but like my pit bike has a tuner, the A-racer tuner. And you can like program how it backfires. Really? Yeah. You can go like, wham-bum-bum-bum-bum or bum-blum-blum. And just like random. Like, why is that even a thing?
Starting point is 00:30:31 You can do so much changing to your vehicle. The custom. Just with the computer, you know, just tuning it. I mean, obviously, most of the time it's like ramping up power, but like you could bring your Lamborghini and have them put a tune on it to make it just pop like crazy, even crazier, you know, or you could have them make it so it doesn't pop at all. Obviously, I wouldn't mess with the sanctity of my all-stock Corvette, but I did find out that if I slightly push on the gas,
Starting point is 00:31:01 while I'm decelerating, I can give it just enough fuel that it starts to backfire. Just slightly. Love the driver mod. I figured yours does did that already. It does, but like only when you downshift, it'll do like two pops and they're pretty quiet,
Starting point is 00:31:14 but if you give it just a little gas, then you can get like five pretty nice. You know that Corvette put that in, though. Like when they tuned it, they're like, have it do some pops, but not too many. Oh, yeah, for sure. So it doesn't sound ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:31:25 You know, and with Lamborghini, they're like, make sure it freaking pops and make it ridiculous. It's a ridiculous car. It is interesting how, because I agree with that. Like, once you got your exhaust on your car, it popped, like, realistically five times more than it did. Kind of the same amount. Just louder.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Oh, okay. It always did that. But, like, the R8 that we were giving away is the exact same car is my Lamborghini. Like, the motor, the transmission, the everything about it, except for, like, small things, like, the tuning, right? So the R8, you could call it, like, a businessman, like, refined, like, smoother, nicer, interior and they didn't pop. I mean a little bit
Starting point is 00:32:04 like three pops kind of like Ryan's, but it didn't work. Mine is like, bu, blah, blah, but not like his car, though. No, no, the aftermarket did like three, bup, bup, bu. I'm sure you could tune it to just be like, do, shoo, do, do, do, do, do, do. Ryan, I drove a Ferrari 488 spider the other day.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah. Which is like the exact same car that Corvette used to like model the new ZO6 after with like the way that it sounds, the way that it drives and handles, being that it's a mid-engine, dude, if I closed my eyes, it felt like I was driving your car. Really? Like, dude, sounded the same, felt the same kind of, like, weight-wise and, and, like,
Starting point is 00:32:41 handling-wise, like, insane. And I think they're, like, three times the amount. Yeah. Paying for that horse on the front. That's crazy that they actually got it that close where you're like, yeah, I feel like they're similar. Yeah. You know, instead of it being like.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'm surprised Ferrari didn't sue Chevrolet for that because they, they frigging sue their own customer if they paint the car a color of their choosing that's not a Ferrari car like you're not supposed to modify a Ferrari at all like if you modify the emblem like one of these soccer players got fricking I'm pretty sure they got suit like dead mouse like 10 years ago he wrapped it and he got like they sued him to make him take it off yeah isn't that crazy dude I mean and I've heard the same thing I figured like Ken and you you as well would know a little bit more about about this but like everyone hears it you're going to get sued whistle D. So you're going to get sued. Yeah, he never did, did he? Yeah, I'm confused is like why, um,
Starting point is 00:33:32 so there's like some companies out there, reputable companies. I know one of them's like creative B-spoke. They modify the absolute F out of Ferraris. It's not like a, you know, a Shelby Ford relationship. Like, yeah, like if you bought a, uh, I don't know, Farri's just kind of lame in that aspect. And that makes me not really like them. But like, I'm pretty sure they don't service rebuilt titles and stuff. Like you can't bring into a Ferrari dealership. They just care so much about their image And they wanted to be like this classy Like lame-ass person driving it
Starting point is 00:34:02 They're trying to make it exclusive is what they're trying to do It's already fucking exclusive with the price, dude Yeah, there's only slick few Exclusively lame is what it is You want to buy a new one like They have to approve it Yeah, I just just going through like the emails Like I said
Starting point is 00:34:16 And some dudes like Yo, like I live kind of outside of Dubai or whatever Like around Dubai And there's a Ferrari F50 for sale that I have access to. I can get you pictures and videos and stuff. To you. He hit you personally.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Just the C-Boy's account. And I'm like, I look it up and I was just like, this is a four to four point three million dollar car. And you're going to have to have a ship from Dubai. I just was confused. I was like, and he was very serious.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I can get pictures. You know, I'll coordinate everything. You think there was a kid sitting in Iowa maybe? Maybe. No, we got an emails from him before and it seemed, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Anyway, what business does anyone have buying a $4.2 million? Bro, in Dubai, that's a normal-ass car. And when they hear your money, Mike, they're like, this is nothing to them. Yeah, they got to do some research. So this actually is a good time to bring this up. So, Mike, I have a video idea that I want to pitch to you first and then we'll do the planning out afterwards, but I want to make sure that you're on board first.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Yeah, right? Because normally, you don't have to ask. The video idea is good. We're all on board. Yeah, so have you seen Shark Tank? Yes. great so i want to line up people to come and pitch you not companies i love it but they're junk or they're gold yeah nice stuff nice stuff but but and hopefully the people you bring in someone
Starting point is 00:35:40 strikes a chord just right and i can't say no exactly what you bring 10 people in you'll probably buy five yeah well it depends on it really does depend on what they bring but i'll probably base my statistics off of like shark tank they make a deal with like one out of every five people that roll in look you can do whatever you want the reason i'm telling you this because normally for a video bit i would just surprise you and just be like here's what we're doing right like the hot dog stand here we go brother here's your new business we're going to go and hit the pavement the issue with this one is i need you to show up with money oh right right yeah i think it's important that i come into it knowing okay i really do i financially plan for it so i i thought that if
Starting point is 00:36:24 You know, there could be something where like, you know, I act as like the lender and then whatever you buy, you just pay me back afterwards. And then we keep that authenticity of like surprising you and like, you know, I've got I've got 10 sellers lined up behind this door, right? I'm like, all right, here's like cash. I'll act as your lender and then you just pay me back at like a 5% rate, right? Yeah. But I thought that maybe you would get carried away.
Starting point is 00:36:49 No, and I thought maybe that's a bad deal. I'll just bring my own money, man. Perfect. That's what I like to hear With that being said They're here They're not here But they're like roll in with a bunch of four wheelers and shit
Starting point is 00:37:02 I'm gonna make this post And have people start pitching you Oh okay gosh Junk tank Presented by Money Mike No way I love it and obviously The name everything works so well
Starting point is 00:37:15 I just hope people don't actually bring drunk No no no junk Beauty's in the eye of the beholder Exactly right It'll be junk to some people I'm going to vet all of them. I don't want people coming in and wasting your time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Right? You know what I like. You're there to invest. I don't what you like. I know what you're looking for. Are you going to make them like do a sales pitch? Like why should Mike buy this? Yeah, you have to.
Starting point is 00:37:36 That would be awesome. So I thought that maybe you don't have to say yes, but you might want some advisors on your board, right? Obviously like what you say goes, right? You're the one right in the check. But if you need somebody to, you know, ask like, hey, should I buy it? this or not. I thought maybe I could hop in if you wanted me to and then we could have Chris our accountant also hop in. He just says no to them all. You say yes. I mean, having Chris there would be
Starting point is 00:38:04 he'd say no to everything. You know, like he'd be like a Ken kind of a voice of reason. But like having you there, you're just going to say yes to anything that's the most entertaining. So you might not be in my best interest. Who's like a third neutral party that we should have that? Honestly, I would probably say Evan or CJ. CJ is a good example. I was just going to call everything Cheeto is the problem. Yeah, yeah. Ev's not a great, I would agree. But he, but then when Evan is interested in something, like, he does think a lot of things are Cheeto.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Yeah, I don't know if he would have your best interest. Yeah, but, like, you'd have good people on your corner, like, he would curve me around, like, a stupid purchase. Yeah, but you don't want someone like that in your corner. Yeah, but I don't want someone saying buy everything. What if Evan would have said, like, don't buy that drift car that thinks Cheeto. He would have said that. He would have said that because obviously, like, he would have said that. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:38:52 And then I would have a different better trip car for less money probably. But think about how much less we would have laughed, dude. Yeah, dude. I'm overthinking it. You're overthinking it, Mike. You're overthinking it, dude. Yeah. The more I do think about it, get a little off topic here.
Starting point is 00:39:07 My drift car is just like Ryan's Hummer. It's so good. Ryan was, but still is, proud of his Hummer. And I was, still am, proud of my drift car. And it's a piece of work. But, yes. It don't work. No, just kidding.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah. I don't know. I always compared to that. But yeah, dude, I'm down. Junk tank. How much money? That's the next question. Like, give me a budget here. Because, like, I'm going to have to start lining people up to come and pitch. I don't know. Like, if it's good stuff at a good deal, you can't say no to that. That's actually where I don't want it to go overboard. So let's say it's like, I would say 25,000. Okay. Like, so if someone comes with one good thing to buy for 25,000 or give or take that, then my budget's blown. Right, right. I'll take that into consideration. But also like, if it's something really good for 25K
Starting point is 00:39:54 that's a good deal. You don't want to get that. But then there might be more good deals. Then you can go to the bank or you'd be missing out on possible profit or just missing out on a possible great opportunity. No, yeah, you can still do it.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I mean, you could still buy everything that comes your way. It's just more so, it's just more so like, okay, you know, like I look at these options. Let's see what the rest of the credit. So obviously, so, So obviously, I figured that you'd have a budget, which I respect, but I was going to go to
Starting point is 00:40:27 some investors and see if they would put up a line of credit for you. Oh, no, no, no. So, Ken, how do you feel about investing, how do you feel about investing in Money Mike's future junk take purchases? I'll take the item into consideration, but not everything is just going to get a green light. It's going to have to be vetted. Is this thing worth it? I don't understand, like, Ken can say yes to this, but like, that's not how Money Mike rolls.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Right, right, right. But Money Mike is looking to expand his arsenal, and that might come at a cost of 5%. Something, yeah, again, F that. F the 5%. I'll do one under prime. Literally F any interest at all. Yeah, straight cash, homie. And everyone knows, including myself, all of the arsenal of things I own. They don't make me any money. That skate park. The skate park ain't making me money.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Yet. Yeah. Until you open it. I mean, as a business. That's true. You open it. And you guys would hate that and I'd get shut down.
Starting point is 00:41:34 You guys are Oshed around here. What would you call it? Yeah, what would be called? Money Mike's junk emporium or? No, because then they'd walk in and be like, where's all the junk?
Starting point is 00:41:44 Oh, we see his ramps. I'd just envision a bunch of kids name like Danny that are there. And they're like 14 year old punks. At Mike's skate park? Yeah, at Mike's skate park. They're all like graffiti in the building. Talking back.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Hey, don't graffiti there. Evan would be there. Just chopping it up with all of them. But they can all land kickflips and he can. I love it. Oh, that's sick. You rock at Nice too. My guy.
Starting point is 00:42:09 All right. Well, great. I'm really excited about this then. So I'll make this post. I'll start lining up some potential buys for you. Yeah, you got the most work to do. Some cops. And then I'll just tell you when to show.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Help it, don't bring cops. Okay, okay, okay, okay, no cops. It's best, not going to keep them out of it. No cops. And then you just, you know, save up. I think maybe shoot for more like 60, 75. Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:42:31 If it's awesome stuff, though, I think you can't say no on opportunities. You guys, but, I mean, I agree, but like, so I might just need everyone's insight on this. You guys realize if a bunch of cool stuff comes in and I did spend 60 to 75 grand, my viper dream's never coming true. What if a viper is something that comes rolling in? Then it's coming true. see that's what i'm saying like closing yourself off to a budget if a viper comes in i'm definitely blowing three times the budget but that i can't buy it's at the end would you be willing to take
Starting point is 00:43:01 interest if the viper that's what i'm wondering is i just i just asked do i have to like make a decision no no no no i mean well believe me mike we want to help make your dreams come true just as bad as you do so we'll make sure that we can step in if needed well ben's the one who came up with a show idea It could be his dream, too. To be fair, I actually had a subscriber pitch the idea to me. And then I took it and ran. Love it. So, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Actually, I believe Caleb from Dirty Birds. Oh, class. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because then he started telling you, he was like, hey, Mike, did you hear about the shark tank? And I go, shut the fuck out. I was just talking to him on Instagram. Yeah, I was like, dude, no, no, no. So I love it when the subs come through with a bangor idea.
Starting point is 00:43:43 That's a great idea. So I love it, too. I was just talking about this with Sidney. She's like, you guys should do a college hoodie. And we did the college hoodie. It just dropped. It's on the website now. And she's like, so what do royalties look like for that?
Starting point is 00:43:57 Joking, obviously. And I was like, you have no idea how many people actually say that. They'll be like, you should put a snow bike kid on the Stark. And then they're like, so am I like going to get a cut or like a shout out for that? It'll be good. Mike, I'm excited that. You're excited about it. Yeah, I like it.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Can we do 30? We'll figure it out. I mean, companies try to put up at least a hundred bucks. Yeah, we could probably put up a hundred bucks. We were going to do 200, but yeah, for 100, that's fine. I have a feeling there isn't a budget. When he just said he would blow three times the budget if the Viper came in, you know, if anything cool comes in, he's going to be like, all right, I got to get this.
Starting point is 00:44:35 No. Yeah, guys, you got a couple hundred bucks lying around. I can, I just need a little bit more. I'm envisioning rolling in next week, and there's going to be like a 2004 F-1-1. 50 that's like decked out with spinners. That's great. We need a new shop trunk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:48 See, they'd be like, oh, I got this 179 Chevelle. And I'd be like, I don't even know if that's cool or not. Mike, I know what your taste is, dude. Yeah, exactly. I know what you're looking for. Exactly. So just let me do my job and you do yours, all right? All right.
Starting point is 00:45:03 All right. I love it. Hey, Dalton. Dalton! Come up here. What do I think for like part two? So like Ryan's got a history of pity buying some stuff. Pity buying.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Everybody comes in with a size. So then we then pawned them off on Ryan before we send them on. I love that. Like the best sob story that's true. I mean, is Ryan a pretty buyer? I mean, he bought like that. Well, he's a snowboard. He's bought some random stuff.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Oh, the snowboard. It was just the snowboard one time, dude. Really did them dirty. And the kids spent it all on merch. Like, it literally came right back to us. I forgot about this snowboard. You called my name Mid Poop. What's up?
Starting point is 00:45:39 I want to ask you about your newfound haters. Oh, Evan's Little Minions. So Dalton posted this TikTok. He got flamed in the comments, right? And he's convinced that everyone hating on him is just sent after him by Evan. Okay, so like Evan and Dalton have beef, right? But we've made it pretty apparent in our videos, right? That they're like always beefing.
Starting point is 00:46:03 They're always bickering back and forth, right? So now that Dalton's got haters, he's convinced that they're all just little Evans coming after them. They are. The whole comment section is Cheeto, Cheeto. Cheeto, Cheeto, Cheeto. I agree with what's going on over there, but he didn't send them, like directly send them. He just indirectly did by us showing that you guys have beef and whatever, because, like, you know, he's got his little cult underneath him that, like, if he says jump, they're going to jump. If he says the sky's not blue, it's gray or yellow, they're going to say it's yellow too.
Starting point is 00:46:35 So, like, dude, it's honestly quite sad. It's very sad. You can't take it so personal. Saturday, filming my video. just having a good time. I'm out there by myself. Just doing country-ass shit. I think that's actually the most impressive part of the entire thing
Starting point is 00:46:49 is the reel that he posted. He filmed all of it on a tripod. He one man showed it, right? I thought it was a great video, dude. So I do feel for you there. But just goes to show, like, just sometimes picking battles, you know, maybe the wrong person. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:05 About Evan? Because no matter how in the right, this is what I'm saying, no matter how in the right you are or how cool it is, they're just going to side with Evan, whatever he thinks and he doesn't think anything you do is cool so he just doesn't enjoy anything like what's his deal though why i think that's just him i think it's just becoming more and more apparent but i think to be fair here's what i wanted to say you're seeing all the hate comments right but if
Starting point is 00:47:28 you go back like two videos ago when you and evan were like bickering back and forth there's like five positive comments having your back to every like one that has evans back right so i think you're just getting fixated on the hate comments and you think that that's like everyone. But the haters are always louder than the supporters. So my advice to you was going to be just fuck them and just keep doing you. Because now that you're getting followers on Instagram, which is great, is going to come with haters too. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:59 On the bright side, all these people talking shit, this is one of your highest viewed videos. No way. That's awesome for you. I don't know. Hopefully. it's going on also also also i told you this but dude you had some chicks hits you up after that video too and you said you know that was a large reason of making that video yeah so it clearly worked the reason you made that video wasn't to try and impress some dudes i'd assume as a single 18 year old man
Starting point is 00:48:27 it wasn't for you you made it to try and lure the chicks in got a blown up his spot right now is it working no yes it is it's not it's working it's work It's getting bigger and bigger. It's working. He's being humble now. With anything that you put on the internet, it's going to come with haters. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Get the Superby back today. So, Super video coming soon. Yeah, so Dalton's actually looking to do a rebrand now. He's living a double life. Yeah, you did say you were trying to rebrand. That goes back to this. Basically, to his point, he basically just said he was doubling down. Oh, I thought you said, I don't want to be the no shirt guy anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Well, I don't know. I don't wear a shirt from now on, though. Yeah. I mean, you did that to yourself. I think it's funny. I think people see the hustle. I don't want to just be known as a guy that... It feels nice.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Like, we have like phases in our crew. Back in the day, when Jake was on the channel, my guy couldn't keep his shirt on. And I was fat, dude. I didn't even... Yes, it was Jake. If you think way back, it was... I remember Jake wearing the...
Starting point is 00:49:25 Murph wearing his helmet and not wearing a shirt ever. I don't remember you always being shirtless. Just take it off because you'd get work done fast. He was. Yeah. Yeah. He would say, or whoever it was. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:39 What was Jake? Sure. And then after that, it was our boy Calvin. Yeah. He did drop his shirt all the time. We didn't have AC. We were working on a hot shop. But at least you guys were like ripped and could get chicks.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I was just a tub of goo. And then you guys would label the videos Fat Kid. Oh, yeah. When you rode shirtless. Desorbas. For a burrito. Yeah, for a burrito. It was pretty legendary wheelie.
Starting point is 00:50:03 It just watched that. Very legendary wheelie. Questionable that we have. ever called you fat because you were just like not fit hey it was good because then it got people going though he's not fat yes he is fat you know this and that it gets it gets to people going you know oh i loved it was yeah and it was just funny it was just a funny title so jake as um you know as mike stated from the emails earlier somebody who has a ton of haters yeah yeah you know all of them do you have any words of advice to dalton yeah dude just don't read the comments if it bothers you
Starting point is 00:50:34 just don't read them because it's going to piss you off me personally i don't get mad so just don't read them if you're going to get mad like i have actually my own comment section turned off at this point damn yeah no i don't just don't read them it doesn't piss you off don't don't read them sorry i had some inner 2016 17 energy coming out there i was getting fueled back in the day dude are you shirtless video coming soon so you're gonna lean into it I might. I would. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:06 It'd probably help your credit. You'd probably get more followers that way. When you got haters, double down on it. I'd do a naked video next time. Get shirtless and throw those bales. That's some shit, Jake's. That is actually a little bit of all the whole time. That'd be funny.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Do that. Do the same country video that you just did exactly the same, just only wearing a cowboy hat. And put a sock over your peeing so it doesn't get all blocked. Just blur it. Oh, my God. Ram Ranch. You imagine he's doing it out of them like in our field. over there.
Starting point is 00:51:35 There's this naked boy throwing around hay bales. It's just filming it with a tripod. Can you one dude? Please make this. I got bales and everything. I'll help film it. He's got plenty of hay bales. You'll help film.
Starting point is 00:51:46 Dude, that's kind of, that's sweet of you, dude. I want to see this shit go live. They ain't going to know who helped film. I want to see this on Instagram. It's like the one time Dalton gives film credits. Camera emoji.
Starting point is 00:52:00 He's like hopping out of his truck. You just see Jake. filming in the reflection of the mirror and Jake's like kind of smiling yeah the first comment is is that Jake Sherbro is filming and then you start getting flamed yeah I get flamed I'm like no it's not me no I can tell it's you you're hearing that black bum shirt speaking of getting flamed going through the email the other day Mike what is this and some guy just goes Jake kind of reminds me haywire from prison break which if you haven't seen prison break great show but i'm like who's haywire
Starting point is 00:52:39 from prison break again and it's this guy oh that's a compliment no it's not c's just not i know i don't know what's people flaming you in our email yeah why do your guys email just in what about the one the one email that was all on the subject line that you posted on your story that just ended with was something about cj i didn't save it like fat like cj or something like Like, CJ kind of caught a stray at the end of it. I was like, oh, pretty nice letter, and then CJ catches a stray. Remember it briefly. Basically, it was, hey, I could be your resident quad guy.
Starting point is 00:53:16 I'm crazy like Jake, and I can ride quads as good as Evan. And I don't drink as much as CJ. Oh, yeah, yeah. Why did he? He did, you caught astray on that. I don't drink that much at all. He just absolutely missed probably three people that could have been pointed out and just smack CJ with it somehow.
Starting point is 00:53:33 I didn't really understand that, but it's just like, The end of the day, that's why I read them. They're just so weirdly entertaining. My favorite is how inaccurate they are sometimes. So, like, for example, granted, Ken, you're a good rider, but, like, Evan can definitely wheelie longer or something like that, but they'll just be like, you guys should all learn to wheelie like Ken. And it's just, like, totally not even close to, like, anything.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, a lot of times I'll read something that somebody comments. And then I, I ask myself, what the fuck did they just watch? What video were they in? Yeah, or, like, where did they get that thought process? it's so off. Probably just like one from like 2018 where someone did something super badass. They're like,
Starting point is 00:54:10 that guy's the best of the whole group and that was the first video I watched. Dude, another really entertaining thing. I posted just a snap of you and that fake indie car or whatever you had. Two strokes on the back like this. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Weird indie car thing you had. You're doing donuts and I had a, let's say five responses of people that are like, dude, I've seen every video, which video is this? And I was like, well,
Starting point is 00:54:31 we never filmed with it. It was on Jake's channel. But it was really cool to hear like people who are like i've seen every video that one's not in any of your videos i was like you really have seen every video because it's not that i would know too you sell that thing or did you break it no i just sold it man speaking of comments i hate to i hate to bring this up but when jake left our channel back in 19 or whatever dude the comments were so brutal because like we we didn't say anything but we're also in a lawsuit so we couldn't say anything and they were just toasting us and then
Starting point is 00:55:03 you posted your video with uh flip the script with he who shall not be mentioned right and then jake started getting toasted in his comments and they just stopped with us and they stopped with us i hate hate comments right like i would never make one myself but i just remember seeing those and just being like damn this kind of feels nice it's probably the same crew it's probably the same crew yep there's still people like i saw a comment on last night's video and then said jake built this channel and i was just like, man, that just discredits everything, everyone, any of us, anyone, you know, and it's just crazy, but, uh, I was gone four million subscribers ago, but definitely had a help though, a hand in it, but you said it best when I was like, I had the cannon loaded
Starting point is 00:55:48 and it just backfired so hard to it. I, it was the, yeah, it was a disaster. I was glad that we moved forward. Yeah, I'm glad we're on. We got a drift track now. I mean, one of the greatest memes to ever come out of C-Boy's TV happened because of it, Yeah, can we play that? Yeah, can we just play it? Oh, I know what it is. Well, we wouldn't want to say anything that we might regret. It's odd YouTube.
Starting point is 00:56:12 You guys, if you go to YouTube right now, someone screen recorded and posted it. It's got like 50,000 views. You know what I say something we might look wet? You know what's tough for Ken? Ken couldn't say regret. Of all the things. Of all the things that we've ever messed up on the channel and on the podcast and of everything, even I'm off the channel
Starting point is 00:56:33 like inside joke wise we have so much funny stuff and that one might trump at all oh man Ken I'm sorry to bring that up but it's just too damn funny I'm just glad we're all friends again guys give me too yeah yeah yeah I mean
Starting point is 00:56:47 yeah we can we can clearly laugh about it now but if you couldn't laugh about it I was laughing at the time oh no no no dude that was the funny I don't think we've we haven't stopped laughing like that is like to date one of the funniest things we have out on the internet.
Starting point is 00:57:02 It was just a comedian. Nobody's funnier than a comedian. Here it is. We didn't want to say something that we might regret. We posted that shit on our story? We also did want to say something that we regret. He said it again, dude. We also didn't say...
Starting point is 00:57:24 Oh, I can't. You could post it on YouTube? We also did that. Dude, there's two reasons. One, we didn't want to say anything that, like, we might regret. Bro. So what do you say it two times, dude? I forgot that he said it so many times.
Starting point is 00:57:47 He said it wrong the first time, and then he goes for a retake, and we're all just like, I'm like, this is a serious moment. I got to, like, actually act how I feel, but then at the same time, Ken kept cracking Joe. If you're listening to this, go around that post up and comment reguette. Gosh, that's... I don't want to say something that we might regret. I love how we were surprised because I was as well, like, that we posted just that. Like, we're like, oh, if you missed our apology video, it's just that.
Starting point is 00:58:16 It's pretty funny. Dude, that is why we shouldn't try and be serious on the internet. We care. The funniest part of anything we've ever done came from a serious video. Maybe we should try and be serious more often. and so funny things happen. Yeah, no shit, dude. You want to go see our apology videos live.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Shit's hilarious. Oh, my gosh, dude. Oh, yeah. Also, when you said live, if we had to do that live, like, it took, like, that many takes. It's just like, how do you navigate something like that? That's also why I don't believe, I called an apology video.
Starting point is 00:58:51 It wasn't an apology video. Maybe Jake should have made one. Yeah. Don't make apology videos unless, like, I guess it depends on, yes. It depends on, but. But, like, yeah, if you're just, like, getting canceled for, like, saying something, just gonna, they'll make one.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Yeah, it's just, don't make one. Don't need to. Just keep on trucking. Jake makes an apology video. Yeah, now, now. I was like, I'm gonna take down next week's video. You like, do it right now in front of us. Like, Dalton going to make an apology video.
Starting point is 00:59:17 Well, he wanted to do that. I know. And I said, I said, absolutely not, dude. He didn't want to make an apology video. He wanted to make, like, a statement video. Oh, yeah. Addressing all the people hating on him in his comments. I go, that's not the move, man.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Damn, I feel bad when he was getting blamed that hard. I didn't know that. He's just not used to this. He's just not used to it. I'm like, dude, it's just how it goes sometimes. Just don't care or double down to double prove you don't care and they're gone. Like, what are they going to say? The thing is, we kind of worked up into our exposure of hate comments.
Starting point is 00:59:48 So, like, you know, you start with just a small amount of hate comments because you're only getting a small amount of views. But when you start getting a large amount of views, then you're much more susceptible to a large amount of hate comments. comments, but you never had that buildup into it. So you're just not ready for it. And it goes the same way with praise. So, like, if you didn't have, like, the small amount and slow rise to praise and you just get the exposure right at the beginning, everyone's loving you. You're like, I'm the fucking man.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I don't do anything wrong, all this. And then it just goes, same thing. Backfires. Our third video, though, I was getting hit pretty hard, I will say. It felt hard at the time. But, I mean, how hard could have been? We were getting, like, 5,000 years. You were in gloves?
Starting point is 01:00:28 Yeah, well. Remember that's why? wearing gloves, no seatbelt. I'm fat, that Nicholas dude or whatever. Oh, yeah, he still lives rent-free. I don't know. I want to meet him, though. Somebody just hated Jake, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:41 And then he dug up everything about Jake's life. Weirdly personal. Jake's dad's life. Like, my girlfriend. Everything, dude, he's wild. Yeah, you were getting blamed for that one video. That must have been tough. Who cares?
Starting point is 01:00:53 Dude, did you guys see that guy that tried to shoot Trump was in a Jedean video? no really yeah what so it was two years ago jadeon was on some college i think it was harvard college campus right and he was just like went up to this guy that was you know um kind of trying to like recruit people out of college right he was just messing with him being like oh sorry man i don't uh i don't do paper because he was like trying to like hand out like flyers like i don't do i don't do paper and the guy was like i'm just sick of the system man like we got to fucking do something about it and jadean was just like kind of making a joke about it, right? And then this
Starting point is 01:01:31 guy sneaks on to Trump's golf course. They're deleting this clip for the internet. Yeah, it's like every word's in. Yeah, same. Wow. Dude, why are they trying to cover it up so hard? This is a public YouTube. Well, I think it's better to serve and fighting
Starting point is 01:01:45 the powers fucking over the system. Bro, give me a Glock and a hellcat. But I don't do paper, bro. You know how crazy that is? I just the fact that he's on the internet. We don't need to people aren't serious. If you're not serious. I'm serious, but I don't do paper, bro. You're literally killing the environment.
Starting point is 01:01:58 We're moving on. You go ahead, have your lunch. No, but I'm going to class. What the hell? I'm a scholar. So what happened to this guy? So then when this guy gets caught, right? And news kind of starts circulating, like, who this guy was, right?
Starting point is 01:02:11 People just recognized his face from this Judi-on video two years ago. Two years ago. And then they started sending it to him and like, hey, is this the same guy? Jadion confirmed, which I don't know how he knew it, but I saw that, like, team star from, like, drama alert was like, hey, are these the same two people? And Giadion was like, yeah, I think it is. And he was like, great, running with it. And then I think it, like, kind of sparked from there. But, uh, man.
Starting point is 01:02:36 How crazy is that? That's wild. And then he's saying that, too. Yeah. So, like, just obviously, you don't just one day wake up and do that. Like, it's been, like I was just saying, it's a buildup. But, uh, dude, the internet is insane, though. Like, the fact that they, like, put two and two together.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Like, whoever, like, remember that video. Deleted all of his old videos, too. So that, that's just, like, from a saved video. Wow. He cleared his whole channel because he just changed his... He made it live again because he's got 8 million views. Oh, never mind. Now it does.
Starting point is 01:03:05 Now it does. He deleted him all for a while. And then he retitled it and thumbnailed it, just that guy. And then just said, like, trolling the Trump shooter. Oh, wow. Now we did that. Whoa. What, like, what happened to that guy just had a curiosity?
Starting point is 01:03:16 They catch him? Yeah, he, like, made a break. Obviously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, like, left everything in the bushes, uh, ran to his car. Some, like, civilian just saw a guy, like, bolt out of the bush's, and hop in a car and then dip out and uh i think they either took a video a picture of the car and gave it to the police but the police like tracked him down and like got him i don't know a couple
Starting point is 01:03:39 miles away like he was like he was straight up like making a break for it but yeah they ended up getting him out and i don't know i'm sure he's in custody yeah now he's yeah being questioned i uh did see a pretty funny video of a guy getting arrested by a robot what So fucking funny, dude. East Lubbock's standoff where multiple shots were fired and one person was injured. 39-year-old Felix Delarosa was wanted for a parole violation. That's why officers tracked him to the hotel. But when he fired shots, they called in the Lubbock County SWAT team.
Starting point is 01:04:14 At one point, we saw and heard him fire at a bomb squad robot. Take a listen. It sprang tear gas into De La Rosa's hotel room. Initially, De La Rosa tried to fight the robot, even throwing sheets and would look like towels at it. But that didn't stop the robot from deploying gas. We watched his Dale Lerosa crawled out of that window and onto the ground. Oh, my. They ran him over.
Starting point is 01:04:37 They pinned his ass down. The robot pinned him down until the cops could get up there. That's hilarious. Dude, that's awesome. They have robots like that now. I know. I mean, they got that thing upstairs and it broke through the room. Like, I'm sure it's heavy.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Coming to this conversation, I was like, what's it going to do? Where are we going with this? Here, guys. He went outside of it. Ran his ass over. Dude, can you imagine. Can you imagine. like getting hit with the tear gas
Starting point is 01:05:00 you crawl out and then next thing you know this thing's on top of you you're like oh I just got I just got beat I'm an internet meme now I'm the guy that got ran over by a robot Yeah Tau comment on that is
Starting point is 01:05:09 Getting Bodied by 1990s Battlebot is hilarious Bro got beat by Wally You want to know something really FFed up I watched that movie last night Wally? Yeah why he's always a great movie I saw one of the best animated movie
Starting point is 01:05:23 Yeah I was scroll in Instagram and I just saw like this meme and it was Wally and I'm like I'm going to watch that when I go. I thought Wally, isn't there like no talking? He says Wally and Eve and like, oh, no,
Starting point is 01:05:34 there's people at the end. There's all the fatties. Yeah, there's a people in it. It takes while to get talking in. Yeah, I thought it was like hours. Like probably an hour.
Starting point is 01:05:41 An hour of a movie with no talking. Yeah, I remember it being really long. It's good. It's really good. Dude, I just saw that one of the, and I'm not sure which one,
Starting point is 01:05:51 one of the trailer park boys movies has the world record for most swears in a movie. And I was like, Oh, yeah, it makes sense. Makes sense. And it beat out Wolf of Wall Street, which has 504 swears in the movie. And they have 886 squares. Wow.
Starting point is 01:06:07 That's like five per minute, dude. Bloom out of the water. I just thought that. More like 10 per minute. Wolf of Wall Street's a long movie. That's a great movie. Well, see, yeah. Thanks for all you having as usual.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Thanks for hopping on, Jake. Hey, you want to throw that cowboy hat on really quick while we out show this. You and Ken should wear your cowboy hats together, a little ram range. Tonight. No, you and dog? Boys, Vikings are 2 and O. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:31 That's right. There's going to go through. Yo, Ev is such a bandwagoner. He even, he put Viking stickers on his purple dirt bike. I was surprised by that. I didn't even know Evan knew what football is.
Starting point is 01:06:42 No, he's not a football guy. He's just a bandwagoner now. It just seems so unlike him. I thought it was a prank. It does seem so unlike him. It kind of seemed like more of a joke. It might be.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I walked in and I'm doing this and was like, what are you doing? I thought for sure. Sure, it was like, oh, this is a prank that we're doing to Evan. If any of us did that, Evan would walk in and be like, that is so fucking Cheeto, dude. And then he does it. So I just don't know if he's a good advisor for you, Mike. Put the right people in your corner.
Starting point is 01:07:10 I agree, I agree. I just, I don't know if you are either. That's all. No, that's fair. That's fair. We're going to the Vikings game on Sunday. Yeah. You guys are going to enjoy that.
Starting point is 01:07:17 Yeah, we're going out. Me, Ben, Justin, and Kenjuman. You got fantastic tickets. Are they good? UPS gave them. They're a little elevated, but, uh, you guys. All drinks included. Evan didn't want to go.
Starting point is 01:07:29 Ryan's not going. Mike didn't want to go. They're doing like a whole ceremony. It's like this UPS thing. They're doing a whole ceremony for Ken. Brown out for Ken. Brown out for Wade. Awesome.
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