Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Karen Interrupts Podcast, Ken Fights A Fan at Dinner, & Our AirBNB Address got LEAKED

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

In today's episode the boys are wild after an eventful dinner where Ken got tackled out of his chair by a fan after hitting on his freinds wife. We break down the absolute failure of a video at the skatepark, (where Ken also got into a fight), and other Florida shenanigans. A great late night pod, hope you guys enjoy! Use code 50WIDEOPEN to get $50 off plus free shipping on your first order at goodchop.com/podcast Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code LIFEWIDEOPEN at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/LIFEWIDEOPEN  #Bruntpod • Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Next, we're going to go. Yo, what's up? You want to join the podcast? No, no, no. You're all here single, alone. No lady, no nothing. Come hang out. Imagine how good.

Where are we? When she popped her head over the fence and she saw a full-up production set up. I have a selection of delicacies. You are going to have to guess what they are. I think that you deserve the right to shut down one of the toilets. Some of my finest. I'm surprised the porcelain didn't crack. So you got a new car?

It was top five C-boys moments of all time for me. It's Benny and I were bumping nickel back. Dalton's hanging out the minivan. And we were just swimming up traffic. Ben was blacking in and out of excitement. All right, Benny. It's 80, baby. Your purchase.

Thank you, Ken. It's a big milestone. Congratulations. Thank you, Ken. Thank you, Ken. Wow. This is amazing. Man.

Beautiful start. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you. Beautiful start to a beautiful. It's such a big day that shreds and Ben are matching their outfits. We are matching right now. I'm kind of hot too.

Dude. I'm so fired up right now, boys. Boys, Florida Pod and Ryan with the beautiful set tonight, pool aside. It's a late one, too. 10.41 p.m. Yeah. I'm tired. We just dropped a video.

We just went and got dinner. We're ripping. I'm tired and I should be in bed right now, but we're ripping a pod. The vibes are high. Let's get into it. The vibes are high. We just came from quite possibly the craziest. Holy shit,

that was an insane fart. That was it a fart? Oh, was that a duck? A wicker chair. Oh, carry on. Sorry. Dude, we just came from the, quite possibly the craziest dinner I have ever been a part of. Unreal.

And it was completely unexpected. A subscriber came up and he was firing. He was like, shred 80, losing his mind. He wasn't wearing his shirt just for context. He saw Evan and he was like, Cheeto! Cheeto! Yeah, that was insane. And I'm like, what is going on?

Is this kid drunk right now? Like, it's spring break right now in Florida, so I was expecting that. Turns out he was just a fired up 16-year-old. Yeah, and then his mom walks up behind him and it's just like, you guys, you know five of my kids, they've purchased everything. Boys and girls, $500 I spent. No giveaway wins. So, yeah, she was like, I was like, oh, you must be mom.

You must be mom to the kid that was fired up. And then I was like, have you met Ken? he's into moms and man did she love Ken? Oh my gosh. That has to be. That mom had to be the most enthusiastic mom I think I've ever seen in my life. I would disagree with that. Was that the best mom you've ever met, Ken?

I think that was the best mom I've ever met. She was an absolute sweetheart, but I would, as far as the way women react to Ken at a bar, that was mid-level. I would call that very upper level. It was eccentric and over the top, but in a sweet way. She wasn't, like, trying to do anything, like, in terms of what you prefer, Ken. I mean, I would. I disagree. You must have been.

You were on the opposite end of the table. She was, like, I'm going to be saying your name tonight. I didn't know about. I didn't hear that. There's a reason I have five kids. You know what they, you know, it's nice about a beach. You know what's nice about a beach, Ken? I'll climb me like a tree.

I've seen some wild stuff. I guess you're right. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. So when she was going to climb Ken like a tree, I suggested that she could climb me like a stump. But she wasn't interested. She kind of just blow you over.

She just goes, what was that? Is that what they call you stumpy? That was a very hostile dinner. Like, you know, a lot of people coming up saying, what's up? When we're in groups and we go to a new place, it happens more because they're not, you know, it's just like you wouldn't expect to see us there or whatever.

But people were like, it's like just stoked to see Evan. Like, and this happened to a bunch of different people, but they'd be like, Evan, Evan, Evan, you're my favorite, but you're Cheeto. And I'm just like, what the fuck? Like, what a way to disrespect all of us by being like, I like Evan more than you, but you're also Cheeto. Yeah, well, if I'm Cheeto, what are you guys? That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. It's like, or they'd be like, but you fell off. And then they just like, I'm like, so what, you don't fuck with any of us? Or they'd be like, Rich, rich, my friend builds a better track than you. He bought us all shots. Dude, Rich was just an innocent bystander catching strays. And then that mom was like, this is the gay one.

Right to Rich. We should say, no, the little context is she's on FaceTime with her daughter, but she bounces around to a dozen different people. No, it was her niece and she was like trying to set her off. Holy shit, that was her daughter. You didn't know what was going down. I can't. hear anything. But either way, she gave a description to each person.

I got terrible hearing. I was at the end of the table. But she puts the camera in front of Ken and she goes, this is your future stepdad. And then, she was like, this is now your stepdad. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought she was like saying nice things about a man that you should date. Saying nice things about most people. I don't, I can't remember the other ones. That was about Gavin. She was trying to hook her daughter up with GAV. And then she was like, I'm taking. That's a wild scenario. Yeah. And then it was way more wild on our end of the table.

I thought she said like, oh, like this is my niece. She's a cheerleader for the whatever Tennessee Titans or something. Her daughter was like it was the Michigan or something. Whatever. All right. We don't want to disclose too much information here. I'm around a lot of loud noise. I can't hear anything anymore.

I'm the deaf one here. Yeah, you can't hear either. What's your, what's your excuse? Like I guess I'm not legally deaf like you, but I've just been a lot of. around a lot of loud noises. What? It's like, whatever. We both can't hear that well.

You probably can't hear worse. What did she say about you, Ev? I actually can't remember. If anyone remembers, feel free to insert. I don't remember. I guess my whole point... I can't hear you can't remember. The whole point that I was trying to make

was she said something relatively nice about everybody, but she hits Rich with a... This one's gay, and then just moves on, just moves down the line. And a shitty track builder. Just out of the blue. No, that was a different guy that walked by. He goes, like, Rich got called gay by one person.

And then the other person that recognized him go, hey, hey, my friend could build a track better on you. And Rich wasn't even saying anything. Like, he was just chilling. He was just trying to eat his cheeseburger, but he happened to be associated with us. And then he was just catching strays, dude. Well, shit. How about the guy or then her husband that came up and put Ken in a full house to?

And you and that was so aggressive. He came up. And he thought I was the one hitting on the wife And I was like, you got the wrong guy. Bro, we have it on video. Then he saw Red, saw Ken, and put him in a full Nelson. I did not like that. He put him in a full Nelson.

He picked him out of his chair. You want to know how Gav's a good friend is he stood up and was evaluating the situation. He wasn't sure if he needed to get involved and like break it up or do something. But like he could tell Ken was laughing. The guy was kind of, it was obviously like kind of a joke. I don't know. I kind of think Gab's like, uh, he. I was her husband.

It might have been a different guy. Oh, yeah, I can't. I'm sure. I'm sure it was just another guy. It actually was. We don't need to say that. You can tell it was a joke. Yeah, but he came in hot and it looked.

I thought it was real. That's what scares me about Shred 80 though is because he's got that big dog bark and a puppy dog bite. So he's there. He looks like he's going to rip your head off. But if the situation gets real, that tails between your legs. No, he couldn't back you up. I was ready to go down. I was ready to.

He couldn't tear it. Yeah, go down on Rich. He couldn't get involved in, like, break it up because it was obviously a joke. Like, if he would have got all serious, I'm like, hey, hey, then it would have just been like, whoa, this is like too much. I was dragged all the way to a neighboring table. You did nothing to stop it. I was a standby keeping close tabs on it. The second that he grabbed Ben, though, that's when I was like, oh, shit, this might be kind of real.

He's down to let you get beat up. He's my right back to the Airbnb. No, no, no. That's where it crosses the line is when it goes on to the next guy. No, no. The first guy can get beat up. You were like the known candidate of it. But once he started grabbing Ben, I didn't like that.

When he put Ken in a full Nelson, he almost body slammed him through the neighboring table. Bro, it looked like he was going to do that. I was insane. What are you doing right now, bro? Oh, he was drunk and kind of like, I thought Ken was going through our table. You know, like kind of tiptoeing back and he was unstable. He was unstable. He was unstable.

I thought it was 100% real for like 10 seconds, and then she goes, and that's not even my husband. And then I'm like, well, who is this guy that is taking Ken off of our table, about to go on the ground, and then bump it into the other table. It's safe to say we cause a scene, boys. I guess we really didn't cause a scene.

We were just laughing. We were just mine own business. We just got sat down for dinner and got ambushed. Dude, there was like four. Oh, that's what it was. Spenny was the, when she called Rich Gayhan was saying nice things about everyone else, she gave Spenny the,

and this is the guy that came out of the bathroom with dirty hands. No, wet hands, wet hands. But that's how the whole thing started. Me, we're in the bathroom, and there was like a group of 15, 18-year-olds or whatever on spring break, and we walked out, and they just were like, what the hell are you guys doing here? We're like, we're just here filming a video.

And then they're like, well, where's the rest of the boys? And I was like, they're here, but you got to find them. And then the kid just ran through the restaurant with his shirt off. Yo, speaking of, CJ and I were at the house at the Airbnb that we're staying at editing all day. And the rest of the guys were out filming. Bangers. Dude, we'll get to that. We'll get to that.

We'll get to that. But I hear a knock on the door. I'm like, hmm, what's a DoorDash maybe later or Amazon? So I go and open it up. And it's just like a very obvious subscriber standing there. And it was like, hey. I was like, what's up? What are you doing?

I quickly realized that he was wearing reckless golf merch. And I was like, how'd you know we were here? That was like my first question that I asked. And he goes, I saw in the background of one of Spenny's Snapchat's your guy's location. I tracked you down. Apparently you had panned by the GPS on the vehicle screen. So you must have been filming and somehow they could see the screen and they saw the street number. He then showed up.

This is how rappers get shot. The crazy thing was, is I went back and tried to screenshot it, and I couldn't even screenshot it. They might be future detectives of America. I don't know. But they did a good job. They showed up. I don't know what you want us to tell you.

I got to be more careful with my posting. They were nice kids. They were nice kids. They were nice kids. But then shortly after that, you know, we take a picture with them, and we go back inside, and then shortly after that, I'm sitting with my back to the door. editing. Oh yeah.

But he would, you were, you know how you sit when you edit. Pop the picture. Pop the picture. Pop the clip right here. Bro, why you got your back? I don't know why Ben edits in this form. I guess he must just feel comfortable. I feel as if he's showing off. You can see me in the background of him to hunchback at Notre Dame. But like, dude, Ben's kind of got it like popped in arched like, I don't know.

He's got a good posture. I got to commend him for that. Thank you, Ken. Ken was turned on. Yeah, so I'm sitting there editing, and then I just like, I feel the presence of somebody coming in. I'm jumping at this point. I'm like, oh, these people are just fucking walking in now. And I turn around.

I turn around and I see somebody walking in the door, like, walk, already door shut, walking up to me. And I'm like, holy shit. And then I realized that it was Gavin. And then I was another jump surprise. But yeah, how did, uh, how did, uh, how, I had the bit go today, boys. B team,

B team got demoted to maybe D team, honestly. Tell us about it. On my end, it was a full-on disaster. Penny, why don't you just tell everyone listening, what a big game you were talking before we left? Well, I was excited to go hit e-bikes at the skate park today, and I've been thinking about it for forever,

just because I love riding bikes at skate parks. We pull up to this park, and Rich has got, like, two altuses. And the second I unloaded it and jumped on it, I was like, this thing just doesn't feel good. I just didn't feel good on it the second I got on it. I'll tell you where the real problem was. There's another dirt by guy. Oh, shit. There's another dirt by guy that was clearly being there.

Pop-dogan. Made Spenny uncomfortable. No, no. There's no maugging. It was completely chill. It was completely nervous? I've never seen you so stressed in my life. I wasn't stressed.

It was chill. Normally you come ride with me and Mike and you just show off. All of a sudden, you had some worthy opponent. And dude, that was literally the worst I've ever rode today, probably ever. From Benin, my standpoint, we were back, you know, we knew we were going to have to stay there editing. We're like, okay, these guys are going to go to the skate park. They're going to ride these e-bikes in the skate park. It's going to be lit.

Axel's going to show off. Which you realize who was being sent to the skate park. Axel. Me, Ryan, Ken. Amazing. Spenny. I mean, it seemed like a foolproof plan. A few guys that have been over there.

You're going to ride the bikes. You're going to jump around and you're going to make a segment. It seems sick. On paper, it seemed really sick. You know, let me give some context here. So right before they leave, Ryan was like, we're going to go hit the skate park with the e-bikes. And I was like, perfect. Axel Hodges is in town.

I was just talking to him. He was wondering what we were doing. He said he's got his bike and he wants to film something. I'll call him up and see if he wants to hit the skate park with you. So I call him. I go, yo, they're hitting the skate park. Do you want to go with him? He was like, yeah, I'll show up.

Let's run it. I was like, sweet. I let the boys know. I let Spenny know. And immediately he was just like chest out. Chest out. And he was like, Axel Hodges is going to be there? It made him nervous.

Is he going to be riding? Obviously he's going to be riding. He's a fucking dirt bike rider. He's a professional dirt bike. I think he might be riding. Well, Well, that wasn't the issue. That wasn't the issue.

So we show up. We show up to the park. So you weren't nervous, though, just to clarify. Well, yeah, maybe a little bit. It's Axel Hodgian. Bro, you put your helmet on in the Airbnb. You weren't walking out the door with your helmet on, I'm going to say. You hit a gas station on the way and drove an hour.

And it never came off. Yeah. Well, I was just wanted to make sure I was prepared. It was a big day. It was supposed to be. be a big day at least. So walk me through it once you got there. How did it all fall apart?

So I don't really know how it fell apart where we get there. And right off the rip, we start on skateboards. Me, Mike, Ev. Ev's on a BMX from Walmart. And Ryan's kind of running the show, you know, telling us where to go and we're getting all lined up. Like, we're running pretty solid. And this, not a diss on Ryan at all.

But between, like, Ryan and Dalton are really running the film program, potentially have the least. amount of skate park experience. But Ryan really did take control. No business being on a scooter in a skate park. No, and Ryan really did take the reins. Like he did

a great job in trying to keep us aligned. He did. So we got into the skate park and it felt like a normal film day. But then guys started yelling at us. Guys started getting mad very quickly. Grab Ken's scooter and chucked. It was, it was all.

I'm saying, so you can see your face. Say words. Give me a five second description on what you want me to fucking do. You got the mic like this. I said, flip it upside down. Could you not hear me? So we get into the park. John Cena, you can't see me.

Carry on. I was 100% the problem in the skate park because I'm on a scooter. Who's this big guy on the scooter? We got Dalton running around with a set of lime green short shorts. That doesn't help Bro. Dolan and Ryan are barking orders at me. I'm like,

I can't do that. And like, what they tell you to do it? Mark, you guys know how I am. I don't know how to say it, but like, I'm like,

like, I don't like public pranks and stuff. You know, I like, I don't know what I'm trying to say. Edicke. I, well,

that's what I was getting to, but this applies any situation. Golf courses and skate park. You don't want to be a nuisance. And I just like know how it should be. Like, I grew up.

I've been. escape park my whole life and there's just an etiquette. It's like if you're not running a line, get the fuck out of the way and whatever. But we've got like five guys that clearly don't belong at a skate park.

Run around in whether they're wearing booty shorts or holding the camera or whatever they're doing and the locals are like local but they're like local locals. Local rippers. They're all posted up. They're local rippers. They got music playing. They're smoking. They're having beers.

and they're older, they're like probably in their 30s and 40. Like, they've been running this park forever. And we roll up like nine deep idiots. Full-blown idiots. Bro, I was trying to smooth things over before we even had a problem. I was already like, like, I see Dalton's cutting someone off, and I'm like, hey, sorry about him. Like, I'm literally trying to buff things out before things get started.

So where did it all go wrong? So then, well, so the escape. Yeah, this sounds like a great video. The skateboarding bit. So Ken started us off on the scooter. On the wrong foot. You were pushing with the wrong foot or what? No, no.

I just, I don't know the whole skate park etiquette thing. It's just don't run into anybody. I'll tell you one thing. You showed up on a scooter. That was already the wrong move. I showed up on a scooter. People,

I could hear laughing at me from across the skateboard. Not even just a regular school. I could hear them laughing. On a fucking scooter. What the fuck is this dude? doing on a scooter. Ripping a visor helmet. Not even just a regular scooter either.

An e-scooter. An e-scooter. Honestly, a regular scooter would have been better than running an e-scooter. E-scooter was convenient, but not ideal. So then Ken is trying to hit the three-set stair set in the center. What? What? Ryan.

This sounds amazing. Ryan's trying to orchestrate a mass. massive stunt for Ken, which is in the center of the skate park. I've still not seen where the problem is here, guys. They're barking at me. This is sounding really good. And like I would say, you know, you get to the skate park. It's packed.

There's 30, 40 people. You know, you got to get to the lay to the land. And the thing is, like, even if you, like, know how to do stunts, you still kind of got to get the lay of the land. You go with the flow. Like, you take turns. Like, that guy drops, that guy drops, that guy drops. That guy drops.

Like, you all share the space and stay out of the way. we pull up Go straight into the middle and then just barking orders I can jam everybody up and this guy on the scooter is about to throw down the stairs People ahead and be like oh shit this

This guy's about to We already pull up with the camera And everybody's already looking and Ken lines up to the three set And then ghost rides the scooter down the set Because I actually lost all face And we're like, get these guys a fuck out of here. And then they're like, all right, these guys are full-blown idiots. Like, we either need to beef them or they need to get out of here.

Like, they can't just come into the middle of the park. While this is happening, I'm actually going over to them and trying to, like, pretend I'm not with the guys I'm with. There's so many dynamics here. Meanwhile, Spenny's mugging Axel Hodges. Yeah, what is Axel doing at this point? We weren't mogging. We weren't even mugging. Axel hadn't quite pulled up yet at this point. Yeah, he hadn't even pulled up yet.

Okay. So Ken throws a scooter and then he goes and, picks it up and as he's picking it up, I see this skate guy drop into the bowl towards him. I'm like, oh, no, this isn't good. And he rides straight up to Ken, pulls the scooter out from underneath them, and throws it across the park. Like, I'm not even kidding you, dude. This sounds amazing.

It was insane. This sounds like great foot. It was insane. Why are you guys saying this was disaster? As Ryan and Dalton are still just barking orders at me, I'm like, go get your scooter. I don't come on here. You need to hit the three set better. You need to hit it better.

We're trying to get an edit here. This is a three-part series. Then I love how one of the locals ends up asking. He goes like, oh, like, what's you guys his channel? What are you filming for? Everyone just is like, mm-hmm. I don't want to say this is so embarrassing. Trans world scooters.

Really just when Spenny walked through the door of the Airbnb, I turned around, I was like, how to go? And Spenny's just white. He's just a ghost of himself and goes, So bad. Well, Ryan just stormed out of there. So I immediately go, did you get hurt or what happened? And he's like, worse.

Underperforms. Underperforms. Dude, this sounds even better than if you were. It always hurts when she tells you that, doesn't it? Yes. Dude, I was just bummed. I was just bummed. I had a big plan to go to the skate park and mean acts.

Hey. Hey. Yo, what's up? You want to join the podcast? No, no. Y'all are clowning on a bunch of women. brain a tent and you're all here. Come hang out.

No, absolutely not. What are you? What are you in hearing you? Come join the podcast. Come join the pod. What? That was not a heavy, guys. What?

We weren't clown on anybody. We're talking about scooter kids. I don't know what happened there, but that was back into the pod. Imagine how where she was? Where are we? When she popped her head over the fence and she saw it full on production set up of a podcast

she's like oh what the fuck I was confused about the conversation now I'm even more confused that was hilarious the fuck who said I don't know what that was I don't know

can we continue with this podcast or should we just shut it down we gotta go get her involved almost we need to see what she's got to say like that was not cool do you want to jump the fence and just come over here I think she went back inside

All right, well, anyways, we'll get back into it. All right, back to Axel. Where were even, where are we? I just literally just fully lost. That was the craziest, like... Dude, she just popped out of, we thought we were talking crap about chicks from Bradenton. What the fuck was that?

What conversation was she listening to? Don't disrespect your hometown. We've literally been talking about Ken trying to jump down three stairs on a scooter. Did anybody say anything about a girl on this podcast? I don't think they have. No, we were talking about Ken's, that mom that was in a Ken. Girl at dinner, but... Oh, true. Yeah, the mom.

You weren't talking crap on her, though. No, she was a lovely family. Lovely family. I gave her a discount code, actually. I hope she uses it. Did you have to give her a real discount code? It's a real discount code. It is live.

If she doesn't use it, I will be disappointed. How much percent off? 1%? I did 20. I might bump it up to 50. Well, so anyway, so we were at the, we're at the park and... Yeah, where were we? Where even were we?

Can somebody... Ryan, where were we? So you're there. Apparently some shit didn't go like you, You plan, but it sounds like it went great. That's the really bad experience with a woman I've had in Bradenton so far. I just edited the discount code. It's 100% off.

Good. She's getting 100% off. Well, there we go. We sorted things out on that. All right, so you crashed your e-bike or something. Axel was there. You were embarrassed. I mean, before the e-bike came out, perhaps.

Because I'm a little more of a BMXer than a skater. Unfortunately. Where we were at was Ken was about to get in a fight with the one guy at this cable. Oh. The dude threw the scooter and started pressing me. And then walked away. Well, no, but I'm like, but that second dude, don't forget there was actually two dudes. It wasn't just.

I'm like a very non-confrontational guy. Ken, you got in three fights today. Yeah. Dude, nobody gets him more. fights again. He waits up out of bed. He's like, I'm going to have to fight somebody today.

They're never fist fights though, just verbal fights. So it's like people press you ram them with their body though. I'm just going to not fight back because I don't have, I don't want to be the one. You don't have what? I'm clearly in the wrong.

You charge them though. I'm clearly on the wrong. I'm on a scooter in a skate park. Being a complete idiot, not knowing what I'm doing. Like, I'm the one in the wrong. year. Like, there's no reason for me to try and, like, press my case. At least you know where you're standing. So, yeah, dude, dude presses me. I'm kind of like,

uh, sorry. And then just kind of let it go. Another dude presses me. I kind of like, fuck. That's my bad. The skaters were not, let's just say the skaters, the skaters were not stoked on Ken today. And why they keep coming up to you? Because I'm getting barked out by Ryan and Don't and Ken. Actually, like, no, dude, I straight up. So then, so then we start. So then we start. We start rolling. We shouldn't any. It was solely because they were just running around in everybody's way.

It wasn't like, they had a fair case. I'm on their cell. I know. I know. I'm on, yes. I did cut a guy off and almost, he did almost crash into me. You had to jump off his board and try to save himself. I did say sorry.

All that matters, Ken. I said, sorry. Ed didn't fix it. So I have jumps on his BMX bike and we proceed to keep filming after Ken's scooter gets launched into the center of the park. Why would you stop? So far, you're getting gold. We're getting gold. This is sounding like gold. Well, you know, fortunately, we were able to find Ken an adequate scooter at Walmart. Walmart didn't have adequate BMX bikes.

Okay. The quality is just not quite up to snuff. Okay. Which is actually really sad, because if you spend like 120 bucks on a bike and it looks, visually, you look at it, it looks like a professional level BMX bike. The tires were split down the middle, half white, half black. It was, sick pegs gyro like a lit bike on a wedge I catch about two feet of air and the wheel

front wheel I've never talked with a wheel so bad in my life I was over the handle bars on the ground it was just hilarious I'm like this can't even be real bro I catch I catch a foot maybe two feet of air

and the wheel just nukes the first hit the first jump first thing I did I didn't even get to do anything Zero clips. Absolutely zero clips. And it has nothing to do with the burgers. I do going to say, did you look at the tag on the bike? It said for ages 12 to 16, you are clearly more than 12 to 16.

And believe it or not, you're actually above the height limit of this said bike. It was crazy. A 20 inch BMX bike is made for like anybody ever. But on the Walmart tag, it said five feet cap. My favorite part is when you bent, he's like, I can maybe get it back. And he bends the wheel back and he's riding around. It was hitting both sides of my forks, but I was still trying to ride it. See, this sounds really funny.

So then was my turn to ride the e-bike. So I go and unload this e-bike. Axel is already pulled up now. He kind of like, we cruised around. Me and Axel kind of cruised around the track, like the skate park, and we like scoped some stuff out. He didn't really seem too stoked on anything, but I had a couple. lines that I was like, all right, I can definitely hit some stuff here. So I'm like, yeah, what do you

think about this? Like jump up here and jump that over this little tree. And he's like, yeah, sure. So then it's like, whatever. Totally doesn't matter. It was chilling. And so I go grab the e-bike and we start filming. And then he just, he just bounces instantly. Just instantly bounces. Like, he's just gone. I didn't even see him leave. Did you guys see him leave? The hotel made us move our cars and then everybody dissipated. True. True. So we got in trouble because he parked in the wrong spot. So we had to move our cars. So what did that call look like? Like the hotel called?

As Spenny was unloading the bike, I had to unlock the car to let him get his helmet and all that stuff. And the hotel full of kick us up. As we're there, the hotel manager comes up and is just barking at us. You guys are staying. Fourth fight. You got to move your cars. Oh, I'm going to get them towed. Yeah, no.

They were actually saying the tow trucks were on the way. They were like tow trucks are called. You guys just couldn't do anything right. No, that's what it felt like. That's what it felt like for me. Oh, we were, we were L's left and right. But a lot of these Ls sound very entertaining. I would.

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No, no, it was better to mess up. I wish we could have got the hotel lady on camera. Spenny and Ed went there. Fleexed. Insanely jazzed. Like the craziest edit of all time. Insanely jazzed. You guys are expected to make, like, yeah, you guys just looking fucking cool.

I thought it was going to be. I was like, dude, this is what we do on our days off. This is our time to do the shit. Like, this is going to be the shit. And we were stoked for it. It was completely off. Dude, so I hit one cool jump that wasn't even that cool. And then...

It was pretty cool. You got a good one in. I got one good jump in. And then there's this little boob thingy that like... Pop it! Yeah! There's this little boob thing that I tried to like do a little break slide on. And I slid it and just fully washed, tuck the front.

let alone I'm riding Rich's brand new Altus, zero scratches, zero hours on it. And I full on front tuck and slide all the way down into the bottom of the bowl. And, like, these guys already think that we're dumb because Ken got his scooter thrown. And then now there's a kid on an e-bike crashing his brains out sliding down.

Not to mention the idiot that just pulled up and tacoed his bike in three seconds. You guys were just so show, man. All the skaters were laughing. Honestly, the skaters actually The skaters love my deal because, you know, I'm the only bike. I was the only bike there at the time, and I'm sure they're just like, look at this fucking guy. On this bike, I do one stunt and just get fucking owned.

The skaters were laughing. The skaters were laughing. They were encouraging me, straighten it out. Try it again. Yeah, they were stoked. The skaters were actually stoked with them. They just wanted to see them fall again. So then we get rolling, and I'm like setting up this little line after my first crash.

setting up this little line and Dalton's standing on the edge of like this manny box and there's this BMX guy that pulls up and he goes he looks at Dalton and he goes hey get the fuck out of the way and I'm just I turn around and I'm just like and then Dalton and Mike and Ryan are standing there I think and they're like who and he's like you and Dalton's like me and he's like yeah get the fuck out of the way you idiot the problem was Like, my opinion on that situation was, is, uh, he actually sucked. So, oh, he wasn't a good skater. No, no, he was, he was the only BMX dude that showed up later and he, like, wasn't that good.

No, like, a lot of these skaters that, you know, whatever, they were actually shredding. They were shredding. But, well, then, so then the DMX guy. You can't pull up and start talking shit if you can't even ride. He kicks Dalton under the line and, uh, and, and he comes up and I'm like, oh, this guy's gonna do something crazy if he's getting pissed at Dalton for standing like in the two-foot area. Look like Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah.

And he hops on. He got like six feet air that time. Dude, he rides. He rolls into the bowl, pops up onto the ledge, does like a three-second manual and then drops it and just rides all the way around the corner past Dalton. And I was like, dude, he got mad at Dalton just to do that. He was trying to be too core for no reason. Yeah, just like getting pissed for no, like for nothing. That's what they thought about.

Evan when he's Evan's playing all buddy buddy with all these guys. Hey, sorry about these guys. They're like, finally someone that's one of us. And then he goes up in tacos. Front wheel gives out. Gives out on the takeoff. Not even the landing.

Did it give out on the takeoff or the landing? I was on the ground before I know what happened. Dude, this is the most anticipated video bit of all times. I need to see this. I think it sounds better than it was. I'm pretty sure this story is longer than we were at the skate park. Here, I'll wrap up this skate park, Bick, and I just want to say, you know, I haven't talked to Axel about this at all. I haven't heard anything from him.

But I would assume the reason why he left is because he showed up. It was a pack skate park, and he's like, I'm not going to ride my dirt. No, there was nothing for him, and he would blow the spot out. Just looking like idiots. He's like, I think I'm going to just scoot out of here. I'll see you guys tomorrow. No, 100% is what it was. I'm just going to say that for his sake.

And you can't blame him on that. Well, I hope the people like the video because it was pretty embarrassing to film. I'm going to be honest. Sometimes it's better to be looking like an idiot than to even do something really cool. Have you ever watched a Seaboy's TV? Yeah, what do you mean? This sounds perfect. Yeah, I guess it is.

It's right on par. Right on Brandt. Well, in that case, should we get straight 80s gifts rolling? What are you talking about? What do you got? Bring her over. One that was yelling at us. I do need some eye coverings on your face, though.

All right. All right. I got you. Here we go. It will be a second, but you're going to have to wear a t-shirt. No, no, you're going to have to wear a t-shirt over your eyes.

Give me a t-shirt. I will get it. Ooh, Gab. Are you excited? Hold on a second. Are you scared. Oh, dude. I get too many gifts from you guys.

You love it. Don't act like you don't know about it. But it's kind of scary every time. Like, what's it going to be Dr. David walking through the door? You'd love that. Wouldn't you? No, I would not love that. If the best rewheeler rider on the internet pulled up.

You're going head to head with him. He's going to be in the van race tomorrow. Are you going to clean them out or what? I might have to. Even though I'm in half a van, I'm going to have to. A half a van? Did they give him a full van? No, they cut all the vans in half.

What? Tomorrow's van race is half fans. Isn't that? Is that like just front wheels? Just front wheels? No real wheels? Nothing. Nothing there.

It's just skitting. What? It's just skitting. Thankfully, we have full cages this time, but. We are driving half vans. This doesn't work. We've cut a vehicle in half before. It doesn't work.

It works for donuts at least. It'll work. You can't drive. You can't turn. We stalled out on Highway 11. We had to get the skidster. We're going to see what happens because we have 12 vans cut in half. Aren't you a three-wheel guy, not a two-wheel guy, though?

Turning into a two-wheel guy tomorrow. Hot like a dolly on the rear. 80, baby. 80, baby. Shut off. You guys have really gotten weird since you went to Australia, but carry on. Too much fun. Oh, yeah.

Now we got both you guys. Now we can hear the truth. What really happened. I know. Talk to us, baby. Tell us what really happened. You tell them what happened. You tell them what happened.

You tell them. No, we've heard it. We've heard both angles. We're good there. We're good. How is that Cummins Wheeler? Oh, insane, dude. In freaking sane.

It's full valve and a four wheeler? You ever seen something like that, Mike? Oh, my jaw was literally on the floor, bro. Shout out to John freaking Hall. Very clean build. It looked very, very impressive. It was insane, dude. Yeah, they had a blown out 12 valve.

And they're like, what do we do with this motor? Build a giant four-wheeler around it. Yeah, a four-wheeler behind it. Cool it flew through the whole frame, back up to the radiator. Yeah, it was pretty insane. It was a pretty technical build. We've been talking about doing that with your old motor. Run it.

But for a three-wheeler. Please, let's do it. But I think it's, like, very extensive by the sounds of Big Wrenches' size when I mention it. All right, what do we got? Don't talk about Big Rinch's size. This is going to require you to be blindfolded for the duration of... The podcast? No, no, just the duration of the test.

Okay. But you're going to have to wrap the towel around your eyes. Ken, that's my toe. You can tell there's racing stripes on it. Things are just, things have just been kind of off ever since that lady yelled at us for just being single and sitting here. What the... She doesn't know. Mike's married.

Mike's married? These guys are engaged. Like, we're not that single. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty single. Girlfriend? I guess I'm not that single. I just took a date to the mud park.

Just kidding. I'm sure she was just having a bad day. I feel like we should order a chocolate basket to her front porch or something tomorrow. I'll leave a chocolate basket on the front of the front of dinner. We'll send Evan over after dinner. I do feel bad. I mean, we're sitting outside in a neighborhood at 11.20 at night in the middle of Florida. But it's Florida.

Sorry, Gary. Yeah. They're active on a Thursday night, I guess. He didn't say anything bad. So I was having a pretty funny laugh yesterday. We were going to grab groceries. We were going to grab snacks for the Airbnb. It was pretty funny.

We go to the liquor store first, and Ken's pushing the grocery cart around the liquor store. Like he's grocery shopping. Going through every single aisle. That's a good liquor barn run when you need a shopping car at the liquor store. Dude, it literally, looking at the labels and then it put it back. All right. It's down.

It's down. I'm ready to go. Oh, hold on, Gab. Let me fix you. He's looking. He's looking. He's cheating. Dude, he's always a cheater.

He's always trying to cheat. I'm a cheater. You are a cheater. You just tried to look. You are trying to cheat here, Gavin. You just tried to look. I'm easy going. I'm chilling, I'm chilling.

You're not easy going, bro. All right, Gav. What do we have here, Ken? What we got? So I have a selection of delicacies. Such as? Such as you are going to have to guess what they are. are.

Okay, hand them over. Okay, we're going to do it one by one. Nope, I'm going to put it in your mouth. I do not like this. You cannot feel what it is. It's nothing that's going to kill you, and it's nothing that's going to harm you. Please, guys.

It's only going to make you stronger. Please, guys. You might like some of them. You might not. Ken might like it more than you do. I do not like any of this so far. This is a crazy podcast segment. Ken, why are you taking your pants off?

All right. All right. The first one is going to be a hot dog. This is Gavin, Gavin, stand still. This is delicacy number one. I hate this. Just, just, okay, mouth open, mouth open. A little bit.

Wider. Hot Cheeto, normal Cheeto. Normal Cheeto, okay. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Normal Cheetah. All right. One for one. Yeah, one for one.

Okay. Next up. Next up. Okay. Next up, you're going to have to guess, specifically what this is. There are many variations. This is a specific kind.

Okay, let's go. Like a dried fruit mango. All right. That was incorrect, Kevin guess. Second guess. What do you think the second guess is? Chocolate. And what was the chocolate in?

Nothing crazy. Jesus Christ, it was an M&M cookie. I didn't know. I've never had an M&M cookie. Cleanse the palate with a little. With a little... This is going to be some reboot. What flavor reboot do you think it is?

Give it them a reboot at this time of night? What flavor is it? It's going to be up all night. Seriously. Bomb pop. Palm pop. You said what he tells him. Okay, this one's a little fork.

I don't like that. No fish, please. I just ask, no seafood. Reboot, reboot. I'm going to put the fork in your mouth. That's on a fork. Dude, please don't be fish. What?

I'm not idiot, tuna. Gap. Just chill. Just let her rip if you need, buddy. No. He's faking it. He's faking it. You're faking it.

You won't do it. Do it then. Open up your mouth. Open up your mouth. This will calm me down. This will calm me down. This will call me down. This will call me down.

What do you think this is? Oh, you're fine. This one's good. Yeah. This is a sweet. Open your mouth sweet. I promise you, bro. Gee, that's good, isn't it?

Yum. I have no clue what that was. That was something else. I'll give you a hint. Evan had about 15 of them last night. It wasn't a snowball. What was that? Twinkie?

No. Tewan. Vanilla cake. Vanilla cake. Mmm. Okay. Next one, Gav. We're going to put the next one in your mouth for you.

Now look up to this guy and open up your mouth, Gav. Oh shit. Oh, shit. You shit yourself also! What was that, Ken? What was that? That was. Fancy feast.

Trowt feast. Evan's gets her off. This lady next door and got to be like, what is going? Oh, my God. All right, Gab, well, if you're not going to... to sample this last one. I'm going to sample it. I just say no.

I'm like to throw up. Oh, I just, I don't like the smell. Don't knock over the cameras. Be careful. Be careful. No way. Go Spett. He's jacket. I don't like the smell. Oh, God. I don't like the smell. All right, Gab. Well, this, this last one is a raw oyster. Ken's still going.

This is going to be my, oh, you're blocking my camera view. You guys, Ken the Savage is putting back the oyster. This last one is a raw oyster. This is my favorite treat. Oh, my God. What a podcast. That smells bad. I don't get that worked up.

That was bad. I got a whiff of it there, and it went into my downpipe, and it was not good. That was insane, guys. Actually, that is a terrible oyster. Fuck. Oh, my God. Can't throw them out, too. Again, that was so gross.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. That was awful. It smells bad. How did it taste, Gab? How did it taste? Ken, why didn't you save this till the, end of the pot.

Why do you hate seafood so much? I just hate it. I'm a land mammal. Wait, so that was literally just tuna? No, that was cat tuna. No, it was, uh, this was, this was fancy, fancy feast, trout feast. I'm sorry.

I love, dude, the funniest thing about that was, was Gabb didn't even swallow. It just hit his tongue and he just instantly threw up. Bro, you truly don't like seafood. I hate it. Like, I mean, the fact that that just touched your mouth in here. I hate that shit. I'm sorry, man. Spenny let us down that path and I couldn't resist.

Yeah. Have you had a, have you had a previous experience with cat food? I don't want to talk about it, but yes, in Australia. Well, unfortunately, you're going to have to fucking talk about it. Yeah, I'm there for about an hour. Penny's brother, Cole, had your girlfriend show up. Yeah, if you want to come try, you? This really good chip.

As you guys already heard, next thing you know, she hands me the chip. Well, it's not bad, kind of salty. You liked it? I did like it. And then I swallowed, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. It's catnip.

Never a good sign. Cat-tune. Especially after I know. It's not even funny. I didn't do anything, Gab. I didn't have anything to do with that. Yeah, Ken actually manned that one himself. Bob can't but nasty, dude.

Ev, didn't you? I love you brother Thank you bro Ken you almost got to go and get like a wet Wash cloth or something Yeah we actually gotta Like shreds is just Slipping and sliding in his own puke right now

No but I'm about to add to the problem If we don't kill this smell I swear I'll go like three days in a row And I eat about like one meal a day Like three days in a row And that fourth day I make it until about midnight And then my body tells me

Eat the fucking kitchen Oh my gosh Gab you got some on your boots Dude Dude Stop fucking using your hand Gab just spread it around with your feet Oh you have a lot of puke on the heel of your boot

You gotta go and wash your hand Like I just watched you grab He's got tears covered around those eyes guys Come on That's got to be the first ever throw up guest on the pod No no there's been puke Hot challenges and yet I puked once on tequila

Ken, watch my shoes. Oh my God. Don't get that on me. Man, things have been going off the rails ever since you tried to hand the reins over to us. It's been great. You kidding me? You guys are doing great.

Yeah, no, this has been... Amazing. Let's just say B team demoted to D team is kind of firing right now. It just might be A plus team. It's actually kind of been ticking me off that Spenny keeps calling us the B team. It's funny. So the reason why I've been saying that we're the B team is because on Thursdays, Ben and C.J. and Dalton are out editing the video.

the video to drop and it just seems like it's like Ryan, me, Evan, Ken, and whoever else is just not doing any work and we just go out and try to make something of the day. Brother, tacoing that tire was some serious work. He's been working on that for a couple years. You know how many burgers I had to eat to fold that rim? This didn't happen overnight. He's been working at it for a while.

Evan's like, is my career a joke to you? Well, let's just say things are coming around. for us. Listen, shreds. You may have something on your cheek. Fuck. No, no, it's okay. It's okay.

It's a little bit higher, a little bit higher. I'm sorry. If I know that was happening. Don't, don't, please don't jump in the pool. I'd be fine with that. Because I was thinking about swimming in there later. Yeah, I got you, bro. If I had known that was happening.

Do not push me in. I won't. No, he's actually had enough. You've actually had enough happening. I'm sorry. He's fighting demons right now. Yeah, really good. Yeah, really good.

A little plugged up now. Are you a buzz ball? Max, Max, grab the buzz ball. Grab the big pot. The big pot. That'll get his health up. At least his shield. Last night when we were shopping.

So it was me. Spenny was kind of in the middle of the story, but it was me, Spenny and Ken. And we were tasked with going on, you know, a food and liquor run. And we're at the liquor store. And Ken's fucking shopping. Like, it's the grocery store with your mom

where you go through every aisle. Literally pick out. I'm not kidding you. No. Like, he's like grabbing stuff off. He's looking. and putting it back on the shelf. Putting it back on the shelf.

Then he'd grab another one and he'd throw that in. Let's get two of those. And then, so anyways, I'm like making sure we're getting stuff for certain people in the group because I didn't want us to spend an hour going to get this stuff. He's like, Cours lights. Grab those for Ryan. Yeah. And it's like, what do we get for Evan?

Let's get him a big gop. Or what they call Buzzball. I just knew you'd love this. Because it's like the blue potion off Fortnite. It's a big pot. And he loved it. But then not. only did we surprise him with that.

I'm a whore for buzz balls. We surprised him with 50, what was it, 56? 56 deviled eggs or something. And he was pumped about that. A deviled egg platter. Surprise him with that and the deviled egg platter. Kim a Lamborghini. Well, better than that, because we've done that.

And it was a better reaction. The big problem was is, I mean, well, I guess you were getting there, but you introduced me the challenge. Like, Evan, can you whack 50 deviled eggs right now? I did ask him if you wanted to eat them all in one city. The problem is, It's been at least a year, if not longer, since I've gotten a proper seafood boil. I love seafood boils.

We know. So I went fucking huge. You ate a bunch of oil eggs. I went really big on the seafood boil. A bunch of crab legs. Sausages. Sausages. Two pounds of shrimp.

That's insane. He did it all in one sitting all while being absolutely just sitting in like a bucket of butter. It's sitting a bucket of butter. And really, in Cajun season. Can we talk about what happened before we got our food? Let me, let me set the scene. Let's just wrap up the egg talk. Moral of the story is, these guys challenged me to eat 50 eggs after I just ate the biggest meal I've eaten in the last, like, I don't even know when, years.

I am so freaking full. I love deviled eggs more than, I don't even know what I like more than deviled eggs. And I literally was like, I had to let the whole gang down because I was so excited to see the eggs, but I, like, couldn't. I didn't eat them. I wax six and I just had to tap out. So I apologize. I didn't mean to offend you guys. I feel bad.

Because, you know, it's kind of disrespecting the chef. They bring out a nice meal and you don't eat it. Like, I would never do that to Jen. Yeah, no, you wouldn't. And, yeah, so I just feel bad about that. But I just really, for a guy to eat 50 eggs, you got to have an empty tummy. And the thing that was the biggest surprise to me was, it was a very, very cheap, low-quality

egg. And I know that's what you prefer. You prefer the gas station boilies. I mean, look how many we have left. Honestly, keep those away from me right now. I love deviled eggs, but they're terrible. Gab would you want to have one? I don't want to look at him.

Okay, he's full. I'm pretty much a garbage disposal. Like, I eat things I don't like because I'm hungry. I hate black olives. And I don't know who the hell decided they should put black olives on deviled eggs, but you found that batch. Well, they only put the black olives on about half the devil legs. It ruined them all.

It ruined them all. ruined them all. Which, like, which one has? Guilty by association. All bad. It was a pretty damn good deal. 19 bucks for that many eggs already prepped. Anyway, so before that, we go to this seafood place. I think it's called like crabbies or something. Mr. Mr. and Mrs. Crabbs. Great establishment. Anyways, so we go walking in there, places packed. I don't know what it is, but like when you're a big group of dudes come walking in, maybe we're kind of happy, we're cracking jokes, laughing, whatever. Everyone turns and looks at us. And, you know, there's, Also, people kind of recognize us sometimes.

So there's probably three different groups of people who are like, oh, that's the C boys, whatever. We're like trying to sit down and they start pulling tables together. So it's like, uh-huh. Anyways, the table's finally set up. And everyone goes to sit down and Dalton kicks Evan's chair out from under them. And Evan just goes crashing to the ground and smacks a bunch of the other chairs. They go flying into the other chairs.

It's like, and he lands. on the ground. He's like sitting here like like he was like he was just for a second trying to process what happened. You got punked.

Yeah. He got punked. Everyone's looking at him. And he stands up and goes, Dalton, like loud. The whole restaurant stopped. Everyone's looking at us. It's silent.

I even heard the music go Root. Like straight up. It was dead silent. You could have heard a pin drop. And he goes, Dalton, I'm going to fuck you so hard.

tonight. And then everyone goes, who. The craziest thing. As if it couldn't be any more crazy. It was absolutely hilarious.

Don't kick and for the record. It was like if I get you back really good. That's what I meant. No, I know.

But in the heat of the moment. I just, well, I need to clarify. We can't. Obviously. Obviously. Like the pin drop

silence. And that's what you chose to say. When everyone, and you had everyone in the restaurants. attention. I don't think we could have been seated in a more central location. We were dead center.

Everyone just around us. And I felt so bad because the nice lady that's organizing chairs and tables and doing all the shit didn't see that Dalton yanks the chair out. She just saw me laying on the ground in pain and misery. So she's apologizing. Oh, are you okay? Are you okay? And I think I just looked at it.

I go, this is not you. It's this idiot. What's up? We're on a podcast. Sorry. It's the girl from the bar. This is not the time to be taking face on. What is this?

I'm going to wrap it up. I'm going to wrap it up. So it was absolutely hilarious. And then I went up to the manager after and like dropped out my name, number, email. I was like, please, can I get this security camera footage? Like, I need this. And then they're like, yeah, we're going to run it by, you know, whoever is the head over there. And we'll see if we can get it and then we'll send it to you, which chances are I'm not going to get this footage.

So I admitted this to Dalton last. night, but I don't think I told you guys. The main reason I hit the ground so hard and was so shook is because me being deaf in one year, I always want to sit at the far left side of the table. So we walk in and I see Dalton, he's about to sit down where I want to sit. So I try to slide in and I'm going to steal his chair. So he's pulling it out for himself and I don't just sit down normally. I try to jump into that.

chair. Like, I'm gonna beat him to the chair. Dude, like, butt slam the floor. I cannonballed into the floor. It wasn't a normal sit and miss. I bodied my own self, and I'm thinking, I'm gonna beat Dalton to the chair. Next thing I know I'm laying on the floor. You have your arms up on, like, two chairs that were chipped over like this. Like, absolutely bodied. The last time I took a hit like that, I was in a TRX. Like it, I looked down. I look down. I see him.

And then he says that to Donald. I go, what the fuck just happened? It was such high tension. And then a bunch of people came up and took pictures with us, like throughout our dinner. And I think everyone else that didn't know who we were. Like, damn, so that guy just pulled his chair out and now everyone wants to take a picture of him? So after that had happened, I'm sitting next to Dalton. So it goes, Evan, Dalton, and then me.

And Evan obviously told Dalton what? to be expecting that night. Then Evan is just like reminding him for the next like 10 minutes like, I'm fine, I'm fine, we're fine, but I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad.

And then Dalton's like, he's shook. I didn't mean to do it. He's trying to make deals. And then, so he looks, he looks at me and goes, dude, can I pay you to protect me?

No, we did. He said that. And I look at him and I go, you think fucking Evan's gonna listen to me? No What the hell am I going to do And two I'm not getting in between you two

No I actually He'll probably hear this That sucks But like I have no idea What I'm gonna do But like honestly I want this to go way too long I want it to be like

A year from now And I want to absolutely smoke him And he's gonna be like Where Like he's gonna be mad It's probably gonna go too far And I'll be like bro Don't you remember

Florida Gotcha Gotcha Like I don't want to get him back today I don't, not tomorrow, not next week, not next month. I want it to down the line and it'll be so much more satisfying. But anyways, it was all good fun and I'm okay. Amazing, guys.

Gab, how are you doing? I'm hanging in there, guys. I think we, are you allergic to seafood possibly? I don't feel good after that. I think he might be allergic, guys. This is a serious thing. Why do you guys keep calling it seafood? You literally admitted that it was cat food.

I figured you would love cat food being you're such a pussy. I'm sorry, Gav. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Where did that come from? I'm sorry. It just slipped.

Oh, I feel like a pussy down. Maybe you need to go for a swim. I'm about to, don't push me in right now. Just lean back, Gab. Just lean back, Gab. Just let it happen. Just let it happen.

Just let it happen. Let's hopefully we couldn't make you fast. No, it's okay. Just lean on. I'm back in, Gav. Can you still taste it? It's bad. Like, it's all in my nostrils, so you'll hear me all stuffed up.

I'm hanging off a dear life right now. Holy hell. Hey, baby's out. A baby's out. Dude, one bit of cat food. You got Southern as hell. Do you guys hear that drawl? I am so stuffed up.

Dude, I think he's allergic to seafood. You might have a shellfish allergy. It was cat. It was cat. It was chicken. Chicken cat food. No, it was tuna. It doesn't mean it was not from the sea.

My bad. Cats can eat food from the seed. So, you got a new car? I did. Yeah, let's wrap it up on that. And driving it in Florida is extra sick. Driving at home is cool, but. It was top five C-boys moments of all time for me.

I mean, so sick, dude. And it was just sick that everyone else that was, like, not in the car, watching you drive passes a million times. Doesn't get old. I'm just bummed that me and Ben have never been in a physical altercation before. but at that Porsche dealership, Ben punched me. Oh, I did. What?

Because I'm putting the sticker on, on the car, laying down. In an echo chamber. And Evan comes up and just farts on it. And lifts a leg and farts on my face. No, okay. Come on now. My butt was the other direction. I'm not that.

This far away from my head. Well, yeah, but I was pointed the other way. And like an aggressive fart. They always are. Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm sure there's plenty of people out there that's like, brother, if you're at the Porsche dealership and one of your best friends is sealing the deal on a new car, let one

go. Dude, you deserve it. Do it. Put one of the toilets out of commission in the bathroom. I may have done a little work. There was a sign up. They had to close the bathroom down. Honestly, and you deserve to do that. If Ben's spending that much money on a car, I think that you deserve a right to shut down one of the toilets. Some of my finest work.

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Whatever assault Ken did into that toilet, I guarantee you was premeditated. You were thinking about that from the... Absolutely. It was a nice dealership, too. I held it in from the moment that plane took off. I don't know.

Some people, you know, there's different things to do in different places and, you know, it gets exciting. You know, there's mile high clubs and all this shit. But I ripped an absolute burner at the Porsche dealership, and I'm stoked about it. That was like the nicest Porsche dealership

in the country, supposed. No, it was easy. It was like the numbers. two biggest dealership and they were so professional, dude. Everyone in there's in suits, like, talking all sophisticated, and then our dumbasses are in there like,

where's that? Like, look at his shit. Why is this guy farting in his shorts? Kind of asking for where the bathroom is. And then you dumb it down. Can we put stickers on the car? We're like, yeah, we need to put them on right here. We did.

I had stickers. Actually, I ordered stickers. I had them sent to the dealership after I bought the car. So I bought it like a month ago. I said, hey, can you just have your team put these on the car? So when we show up, it's good to go. And he texted me like the day before we hopped on the flight to fly down here. And he goes, hey, I never got those stickers.

So I'm looking at my email. And I was like, oh, shit, went to the address, got turned around, needed a signature or something. And so I just called Mike. And I was like, yo, we can probably just like make these stickers. And so we had our local print shop just make the stickers, cut them out, and then gave them to us. us and I brought them to the dealership. We unveil it, take the cover off. Everyone's, you know,

walking around it. I'm like in shock. And then I look at the salesman, I go, I brought those stickers with, can I just put them on right here? And they look, he looked at me like I was joking. I was like, no, I'm serious. He's like, I mean, yeah, you can, but he's like, our five, our best tint guys take five hours for this job. It's, it's not an easy job. Like, I don't, can you do that? Like, I don't think we, I don't think we can do that, but you can try if you want. So Ben's like, All right. Like, we'll do it. No problem. I'll try it. Stickers. It's not the end of the world.

How much were they going to charge you to put them on? They were going to charge me $500 to put them on. Which can I mention is less than one, one hundredth of a percent of the car price. $500. $500. You're right. You're right. You're right.

It's still $500. They also wanted to charge you $60 for a hat, which you, C.J, did a great job negotiating. I did do that. They weren't even going to throw on a fucking point. horse hat with this guy's car that he just bought. That was so awkward. I think you should get the hat for free. He bought the car.

I mean, what kind of dealership we run in here? I think you guys could at least throw the hat in for free. You know, he's looking at us. He was looking at the cameras. And he's just like, oh, shit. And then he looks at the guy standing behind, like, the merchandise. Standing and he goes, I'll pay for the hat. Yeah.

You did get that calendar for free, though. The salesman. I got the calendar. He was a good salesman, though. Shout out on him, dude. He's the best. If I was ever going to buy a Porsche, I will make sure I only. I only buy it from that guy because I liked him a lot.

He was awesome. He was beauty. He was beauty. And so, yeah, we spent the next probably 20 minutes putting on these stickers on the side in the middle of the dealership. And all of like the salesmen and the finance guys and the managers, all of them wearing suits, slick back hair, came down and just stood in like a circle and just watched as we laid on the ground and put the stickers on the car.

They were like, is this place a joke? you. And to us, it just didn't seem that, that crazy. Well, you were doing that. Like, they were showing CJ Ryan and I around, like, the, the showroom.

And it's like, all these special edition Porsches and, like, I don't understand a word that this guy was saying. I didn't know. Why aren't these Tesla's? That might have had something to do with the 17 mimosas you had for breakfast.

Well. They were like, normally we throw a guy out of the showroom floor the second he steps in here, looking like, you, but since you're with this guy, I guess you can stay. We did. At least get the tour.

The minute we walked in, though, you could tell that everyone in the store was like, who the fuck are these idiots? Why do we get that everywhere we go? I feel like at a high end of us. Because we are idiots, Spenny. Yep, precisely. And also, at like a high end sports car dealership, they have to be like, damn, YouTube is when they walk in.

Like, you know, they see it. They see, like, people who are, well, Not just YouTubers, influencers, like people doing only fans that are coming in buying crazy cars. Maybe. I mean, they're buying cars, but yeah, maybe. Have you seen, like, Togi or Steve will do it rolling? Bro. Can we smoke cigarettes in here?

Yeah. Steve, Steve goes in there and straights, like, takes stuff off the guy's desks. Yeah, so it was a... CJ got a free water. I did, yeah. Good. Yeah, it was a good, overall an insane experience, though. from like every aspect of putting the stickers on,

looking like absolute idiots, all my friends standing around, shitting their pants, blowing out the toilets. Set that thing out of commission. I took a video of it. Bro, the guy is literally mid-conversation with Micah, and Ken goes, where's the bathroom? Yeah, and then the drive.

So then we went from Orlando to Cletus's Freedom Factory racetrack, which was about a two-hour drive. and it was like all highway miles, but pretty, pretty good traffic. And so it was just like bobbing and weaving traffic. Me and Spenny for two hours straight, Dalton's hanging out the minivan, literally hanging out the minivan shooting. I grabbed his belt at one point. All the boys were there.

Spenny and I were bumping nickel back and we were just swimming up traffic. It was top five, C-Boys moments for me. Ben was blacking in and out of excitement. Yeah, it was like a safety hazard for me to be driving. one, I'm a terrible driver in general, but two, I'm even worse in traffic or just, like, in busy cities. Ben actually did miss, like, three or four turns,

and every time I'd be like, Google Maps is right there. Google Maps is right there, like, is he not seeing it, or, like, we would get close to a turn, and he, like, wouldn't be in the lane, and I'm like, Ben, we got to go right here. And the maps are right there.

But anyways, we made it. We made her, and here we are. I kind of zoned out in traffic for a while. and then you got like Oh my asses Like holy fuck Ben is like right there Oh my gosh

Like that kid Also I forgot how aggressive Ken drives when he's in a rental Yeah dude It's just levels It's insanely highly more aggressive Than your daily driving Yeah there's no way

We were getting peppered by rocks I'm like Are we getting peppered by rocks right now Who the fuck cares It's a rental I mean I don't care Do you care that

Do you care that it's getting pepper by rocks? It just seems like we would back up a little bit. I mean, I don't care. It's a rental car. We're paying for it. I guess. I don't think that's how that works. You're just literally getting peppered for like two hours because we were riding the ass of these semis.

Like that front is fucked on the road. I had the cruise control set to the closest setting. Yeah, I could tell. It was fine. Actually, so when we picked up the rental cars, Dalton had requested a minivan because apparently they're the easiest to shoot rollers out of because you can open up the side door and you don't have to hang out of it. We got our car on one side of the Orlando airport,

and the minivan wasn't there. It was on the other side, so we had to walk, like, a literal mile at midnight. At least the airport. But it wasn't just a mile of flat ground. No. How many friggin stairs sets did we have? It was up to the roof,

talked to someone down to the basement, back to the roof, then back somewhere to the middle floor, and then send you to the other side. Evans Kryptonite. And so we finally get to the car, and we're like, thank goodness. So we get in the car and I go,

we probably better to do a burnout, so we peel out of this minivan. I pull up to the little gate and there's a nice young lady there. Before you get on to this, yes, that minivan costs double what my, the Yukon cost.

Ben will vouch right off the top. It was worth it for those rollers. It was sick. It was worth it. But it is atrocious what these rental car companies want for a fucking minivan. Have you ever driven one?

Nothing makes, Ken's blood boil. This minivan cost $30,000. They want $2,000 for a five-day rental. It is atrocious. Would have purchased one from any person picking up someone at the airport.

I was. I was trying to say, how about we don't spend $2,000 on a minivan. We spend $5,000, and we own one. But it was all worth it in the end. We got some insane. We got another $2,000 to ship at home, and then we're still. No, Dahlman was going to drive it. We could have made... We just drove at home.

And Dundon is going to be out of commission for four days. One day. Spenny do it. We don't need him. I was, uh... I mean, for, we don't need him like on Monday. Oh, he's nice to have a round, though. But I was actually... I honestly would have drove it.

I was vouching to buy it, too, but I was just like, well, let's just buy it and then let's just cook it. Let's... And then put it in, like, we could have, like, put it in the van. Or that, but instead we wasted two grand renting one. I think, did I, did I buy the collision full coverage limit for that minivan? Did I... Well, I don't know what we selected. That would be insane video.

But I have stolen that minivan. Yeah, yeah. Ryan, get back on track. Get back on track. Up to this gate. Like the first one where, like, you get out, and she goes, all right, you're going to go here. You're going to take a left and you're going to go right and you're going to take a left. And then you're going to go down the thing and then whatever.

And I go, whatever, there's going to be signs. It's made for idiots. So I pay zero attention to whatever the fuck this lady is talking. Oh, I paid zero attention. I'm in the back seat and I hear, wha, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I was going to, I had dinner up there because, Mine's talking to a box at this point, and you, since it didn't... Oh, gosh.

That's the best part. And so, anyway, we pull up to this thing and says rental car return. I just pull a right and we go up... Because the return was left. Yeah, the return was left. And going to the right, we start heading up the spinny thing. Like, you know, how it loops to the parking garage. I figure sure, shit, there's going to be a down.

There's no down. We're driving through the parking lot. We're driving over little curbs and speed bumps and everything. everything. I go, fuck it. We'll make it out of here somehow. We pull up and it's just your standard exit of the airport where you have to pay with your

slip. Okay. And she goes, this is a rental car? And I'm talking to her through the box, like through the speaker. And I'm like, hey, I have a rental car. I took a wrong turn, whatever. I already paid for it. Like, you just got to let me out.

And she goes, back up and drive to the booth. And I'm like, how do I go back up stream up this? one way like I can't she goes just drive over to the cashier's booth and I'm like I can't go back up the parking ramp oh I can't imagine how fired up you were getting no no actually I was

super cool he was bro it was insane I've never seen this Ryan ever bro I don't believe it does anyone have this on camera yeah and he was being so you were talking it was it was like the fun it was so fun we're bumping booby-ludevalley we're all laughing dying

this is a ridiculous situation. Anyone should be stressed out in this situation, but nobody was. I love that you were like, he's talking to the box. He's like calling himself names. Sorry, I am an idiot sandwich right now.

Like, an idiot. Yeah, I mean, he's just like, he's calling himself names and this and that. And she's like,

yeah, come over to the cashiers and just come talk to me. And he's like, he's just making a fool of himself, but it was so funny. And then we back up and she's like two lanes over.

She's like, right here. And he's like, oh, you're right there. And he's been jibber jabbin with that. Because I actually want us to go the whole way back to where we started. I can't fucking drive all the way up to one-way traffic over there. She's like, I'm right over here. I can hear you.

And so I back up and I drive over there. And then she's like, did you get this? Did you get this? Did you get this? I'm like, nah, I didn't. And so all she goes, she goes, what's your name? I say, my name is, Mattie's and

Identity theft Fonze I rented that car under your name and she goes Okay and she writes it down A little piece of paper And opens up the gate And we peeled out

Yeah you know you peeled out Yeah I just want to make sure You peeled up You squealed the tires out of there And she goes I should have maybe asked for identity You can't For sure dude

For ID So yeah no I'm pretty sure we got that Minivan And we were all cheering Like when that gate open I mean, it was like, I don't know, we just won the Indy 500 or something. We enter this thing in Cleetus's van. Not going to lie.

If you get the keys for a rental car and you make it to that gate, there's no like spike strips or anything. You just got to fucking blow through the. The little is crazy. I would love to see you in this situation pull that maneuver. That is insane. You wouldn't do it. It's a flimsy plastic arm. You wouldn't do it, though.

Like, I would love to see you. wouldn't because I paid for the rental car, but if I stole a rental car made it through that point, you're just going to blow through that little plastic gate. I do feel really accomplished because I don't know, there's got to be 100,000 cars rented from the Orlando airport. And I was the one idiot who fucked it up. I couldn't figure out to get out of the goddamn airport. But it actually was like such a prime example of just like how attitude can change literally the whole scenario.

and Ryan was really the only one that was stressed. Like everyone else, me don't, Mike, we're passengers, we're along for the ride. But Ryan was frigging hilarious. He got us where we needed to go. And I've never, literally never in seven, eight, nine years as long as I've known Ryan, seeing what, I don't even know what happened. I don't know. Were you poisoned?

I don't know what happened. But it was, it was awesome. It was great. And we were no help. We were all looking at him. I'm like, are you pan-lawed at him? I go, did you listen to what she told us to do in our house? We were working together as a team.

She's asking for your information. Your phone's bricked on 1%. So Mike's rifling around. Charger. We can charge her. You just got through it together. And it was great. But you could have pulled up and been angry. And then we would have been a little more like, oh shit, Ryan's angry.

We just got to let him figure this out. But instead, it was awesome. Tread lightly. Yeah. Yeah, I think I turned a new leaf. I saw what the power of good vibes. and I'm just going to keep riding on good vibes We're going to hold you to that

Thank you Ken I will Ken started the day off He even posted it on his story Which I thought was savage Just fucking crazy Ken Are we gonna Are we gonna trigger Ryan today

And then he was biting his lip What Let's trigger Ryan today Oh man And the best The best part was I don't know Because Ryan didn't really get to experience

But Ken was being an absolute Psycho Leaving the airport we're trying to put some bags in the top shut the fuck up shut the fuck up actually all right I'm glad that all the people can see exactly what I'm talking about

do you see how we're having a chill oh my God look who it is it's Ken Matthews oh my God look at him as I am keeping my cool I'm keeping my cool and I'm keeping my mouth shut doesn't that piss you off when you're not doing anything and someone calls you

And it pisses, it pissed him off. When someone calls you a psycho? Yeah. When you're not doing anything wrong, someone calls you a psycho. Well, to be fair, Ryan, I think most times it is warranted, but all this is literally being done

just to piss me off and get me in a bad mood. And all I have to do is like, internalize the rage and just be like, you know, you externalize your rage. Everyone's internalized means you kept it to yourself. You internalize. In the moment, what did I do?

Florida. You yelled at everybody. What did I do? I yelled at everybody. What did I yell at everybody? And I would love to see you on video. What did I yell? When?

I'm not going to go so far as an exact quote. You were screaming at us as we're trying to put the bags into the vehicle. I said, anyone that's going in the Yukon, throw the bags in the Yukon, I'm out of here. Yeah. It sounded so nice. One bag still managed to be forgotten. Yeah, don't forget. Because he was too busy yelling at me.

Dalton was like purposely trying to rage Ken. I'm standing up for Dalton. Or he was going, Ken, Ken, what? Stand up for him. Let's hear it. He was responsible for every bit of camera gear that's on this trip. He had six bags rolling into the airport. Was he carrying six bags out of the airport?

I carried two bags in the airport. I'm standing up for Dalton. You guys can all play it however you want. I mean, I mean. But he was responsible for six bags. He's the cameraman. He's a camera man. He's going to be responsible for the camera bag out.

He was carrying a camera bag. There was a bunch of camera bag. Everyone had one, but he left his personal bag. And then he was like, why did someone grab it? Because he was trying to keep everything on to. I'm not saying that Dolan's innocent.

He was trying to fuck with Ken. He was trying to fuck with Ken the whole time. Every, okay, the sounds of it. Every bag that got checked under my name, I made sure was like dragged out of the airport. But yeah,

I'm just saying that's what it was. Like, every bag that was. All I'm saying, is he had the heaviest load at the airport. He made a mistake. I'm not saying he didn't make a mistake. I would never leave the airport

without physically confirming that my bag is with. Because he was too busy yelling at me. Hey, Ev, who was extra cool the next morning when we went and got the bag? So anyways, long story short.

Long story short. Your exact term was. No, Ken was being a dick the next day. He's a, well, don't I think you're You're never getting that back Just literally just you're never going to see it again Your bag is fucking gone

That thing is out of here You're at the airport I thought it was hilarious So anyways We get to the hotel It's probably midnight Ken myself Ben and Spenny get there first

In our rental car Because they were dealing with their whole rental car fiasco So they were pretty far behind us We get there We all go to our rooms Go to bed I wake up to like a bunch of text messages

Like, where's Dolan's Big? Where's Dahl's Big? Basically, I'm scrolling through this, and it just is concluded, CJ has Dull's bag. The only... We've checked all the rooms. CJ must have it.

We've checked all the rooms. I texted. I texted. I texted. I said, CJ's the only one that hasn't texted back yet. I said, I get all worried. I'm like, did I take his bag? I checked the camera bag?

Nope, that is the camera bag. I have to pepper in one other fun fact is that we got hooked up or whatever, but there's like, what, a half a dozen bags that are more or less exactly the same. the same bags. So that leads, like I said, I'm on Dalton's side for this one. There was just a lot of bags that looked

exactly the same and he's grabbing stuff. It was a cluster at the airport. Yeah, no, I get that. But it doesn't help that you and Dalton showed up to the baggage claim late. Everybody had already grabbed the bags and we were rolling out. And then we were like,

where's Dalton and Evan? And then you guys come down to escalator. You're right, Ben. It is crazy that after a three-hour flight that a guy needs to pee. Okay, so you guys, were also screaming at me. They were trying to rile up.

Was I screaming? Was it? Did I scream at you, Ken? Like every other time. Ken? Ken, can. They were trying to rile them up. Ken, digress.

Exactly how this goes. Ken is trekking through the airport. And we go, Ken Matthews. Ken Matthews is that you? Yeah, they were like trying to fuck. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Can I get a picture with you? But, dude, you want to know what I did at the bag's claim? When I grabbed, so I had camera bag. I'm like, okay, this is camera bag. I grab another bag and, yeah, we do have a lot of bags that look like. I unzip it. I go, okay, this is my personal bag. I have my stuff.

Zip. I know I got to grab one camera bag because there's six camera bags. So we all have to grab two. And I go, I got two bags. I'm rolling out. And that's what I think everyone did. Still on Dalton for not double checking that it was own. However, because me and Dalton took a piss, you guys got there a few minutes before us,

we pull up. You guys literally go, the bags are. right here, grab them. You guys have pulled all the bags, unfortunately, not Dalton's, but there was literally a half a dozen, nine bags standing there, and everyone just grabs a whole of two bags

and takes off. I just will say, no one knows what Dalton's personal bag looks like. The exact same as the camera bags. I will give Dalton the benefit of the doubt. For some reason, Delta did put our bags on a completely separate carousel from the rest

of the flight to the rental. Listen, I don't don't care that he forgot his bag. We were just cracking jokes about it because, like, I think if anyone doesn't grab their personal bag from the claim, we're going to, we're going to jokingly be like, hey, Spenny, why didn't you grab my bag? You know, like, it's a pretty funny joke. Like, hey, Spenny, when I stood up from the restaurant, why didn't you grab my wallet? You know, like, it's just kind of a funny joke. Like, we don't really care. And it worked out great. We went and brought him to the airport the next morning, found it. And I was actively searching that next morning when I woke up and I saw he didn't have his bag, I was actively searched.

I was asking the front desk, was there an extra bag left out here? I was trying to find it because I didn't not want him to lose this bag. And the main reason, the really the only reason that you were being accused is that we had access to every other room and both vehicles. We had searched everything multiple times. The only place we didn't search was your room. I was sitting like a big text. I said, but we didn't physically go in there is what I'm saying.

We physically went through every spot. So even though you're saying it's not there, it's like, well, none of us have actually confirmed that. So we were just hoping you guys were confused. But it all worked out. It all worked out. We didn't have to go to Walmart and get him some clothes. God damn did he stink the next day. I don't understand what forgetting your suitcase has to do with not showering, but he rammed that.

So I woke him up. So Dalton stayed in the same hotel room as me. I will come up with plenty of time to take a shout. Honestly, I've heard enough. And I've also, I'm, I'm so over sitting right here right next to Gavin's puke. It smells so bad. Let's wrap it up for the sake of the neighbors. Let's go buff things out with the neighbor.

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