Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken Gets Married in Vegas, CJ's Bachelor Party, & Kens Drunk Alter Ego UNLEASHED!
Episode Date: July 28, 2026In today's episode the boys are Back from a chaotic weekend in Vegas for CJs Surpise bachelor party, we went to powerslap, met celebrities, lost money on Connor Mcgregor, and Ken found love! We then d...ive into kens drunk alter ego Greg, who is a menace, as well as fights at the bar, and much more. Enjoy fellas! Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Ken did get married in Las Vegas.
I didn't get married.
Greg got married.
You might have made it too legendary for it to just be over.
The bit is done.
The bet is clear.
You were in there for an hour?
45 minutes, at least.
Oh, my God.
People have experienced a tornado before, but that was like my first time
ever seeing it. And there's three little kids. Their house is all destroyed. Do that, that hit.
Welcome, Ev. What's up? How we doing? Good. Are you doing good? Yeah. Good. Hell yeah. Are you?
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good, I'd say. I'm not. I slept for like six minutes last night, dude. I'm
bummed. I was, I was pretty good in Vegas. I mean, I had no less than 75 alcoholic beverages in
three days, but like I thought I was sleeping good. I thought I was going to be good.
Dude, all things considered, we came home, and I mean, we'll get into our Vegas trip and why we were in Vegas, but we got home and went, wow, we were pretty well behaved this weekend.
All things considered of all the things that we did.
Other than Greg, dude.
Ken Jimino.
I don't even know if Ken was at my batch party the whole time.
It was just Greg, his alter ego.
Hammered Greg.
I wouldn't say that.
Chuckles nervously.
I would.
And I was at the brunt end of most of.
Greg's anger.
Well, is there a reason why some of that was?
Apparently, Greg is the most prominent guy of all time.
Pumptual.
Pungual?
It was like seven o'clock clockwork for Greg.
Like, it was Ken all day and then right at seven it was Greg.
Every single night.
And he just like, we got to go.
Well, when we're making reservations, we're trying to make all these other things to happen.
We got to keep on time and on pace.
Yeah, but how about when after?
dinner when you wanted to go into the meat room or the meat basement or whatever.
Underneath the restaurant that we were in, there was like an aging room.
And we had reservations elsewhere.
And you were like, nope, we got to go into this meat locker room.
I had asked about it.
And they were like, yeah, we can set that up.
We can make it happen.
And it was like, okay, like you don't always get down there.
because sometimes they got like stuff
there's other people that can go down there
you could almost say you wouldn't have
access yeah oh my
so like I was like
okay like I've never been to gotten to go
down there so I was like okay I asked and they said
yes so I was like okay I want to make this happen
because people say it's really
fucking cool down there I think it's one of those
things that 20 guys
don't want to go but but Greg
did and he did not
want to be missing out on
on the meat locker store
downstairs. Did you get to go see it? I don't even know. No, because we had to go do this other stuff.
It was crazy. Like, get you married. Yeah. You know what I was going to say? Just before we say it,
I think we leave out who Ken got married to as like the surprise. But we can talk that Ken did get
married in Las Vegas. Barely. I didn't get married. Greg got married. I have the wedding
certificate actually in my car. Says your name. Does it actually, yeah, does it say as a
full legal or does it say is just ken matthes wow yeah boys so uh we we just got back from
Vegas for cj bobby lotser's big batch party he had no idea that it was happening up until
friday the morning that we left i texted in the group chat the night before said hey everyone
show up to the shop tomorrow at nine i got to show you guys something so the old crew knew except for
CJ. We've been planning his batch
party for the last month prior
to last Friday. So we
had 20 guys meeting us in Vegas
and CJ didn't know about it until
9 a.m. when he showed up to the shop.
Hey, you have five minutes to pack.
You know, so I thought what we were filming
was your BMW coming back? Because you go,
I have a batch party that I have to leave.
I'll be gone by noon next Friday.
So I'm thinking, all right, and
I run into Ryan in the morning.
I've already got like Bobby's
outfit on because
my fiance, your fiance, they're all on this
bachelor's party for your fiance.
So I'm thinking, dude, we're going to have the boys weekend.
Like, we're going hard this weekend.
So I've got my cowboy hat on.
I got my total Bobby outfit.
I see Ryan, I'm like, Ryan, we got to get all the boys on the boat this weekend.
First thing I say to him, like, yell it across the drift track at the farm
right before we go over here.
So I'm thinking, we're going to just bang out this short little bit.
I thought your BMW was going to come back.
We were all going to maybe react to it.
The kid who drove it down that we didn't know.
Handle.
Shout out Handle.
Could have stole it, but he didn't.
Comes back and we all celebrate.
You know, that's what I was thinking.
And then you guys just...
I'm glad that's what you were thinking.
You got five minutes to pack.
I'm like, oh my gosh.
It was so exciting.
It was such an awesome surprise.
Well, you know, I was going into it.
So the original plan was we were going to go to Vegas for CJ's Bachelor Party in, like, September.
And as CJ's best man,
it was a constant struggle of how do we want up my bachelor party for CJs because mine
was insane.
We did it too good.
As you know, Shred Aidy married a woman on Sunday that he met on Friday.
How does it get much crazier than that?
Still his wife.
Yeah, his wife.
Well, I'll tell you, you're about to find out how it gets crazier.
But yeah, so I've been like going back and forth of like, all right, what are all these things
that we can do?
when can we go?
And three weeks ago probably,
I was just scrolling events of Vegas
and I found that the UFC fight
where Connor McGregor makes his return
was in Las Vegas July 11th.
I was like, how did I not know this?
And so immediately I like call Ryan
and I'm like, what are the odds that we
like imprompt to plan C.J.'s badge party
And we go to Vegas July 11th.
And I call Mike. I call Ken.
and everyone, of course, is like, yeah, we're in.
We can do it.
We got, like, nothing going on.
As long as you're not busy or CJ's not busy, none of us are busy, because we run the exact
same schedule.
We're in.
So then I start texting all of CJ's other friends, seeing if everyone's in.
Amazingly, everyone was in except for, like, one or two guys, which was pretty sick.
And we put together this batch party, like, pretty last minute.
And then CJ shows up.
We tell him we're going to Vegas.
We tell him that we are going to the Connor McGregor fight.
That was all they told me, though.
They wouldn't tell me anything more.
And then we tell him, go a pack a bag.
The jet leaves in 43 minutes or something.
You guys were like 25 minutes.
It was a quick turnaround.
It was a quick turnaround.
So we hop on the plane.
He thinks we're flying to Vegas.
And right before we get to what he thinks is Vegas, we tell him to put the blinds down.
Everyone's got the blinds down.
We started hitting insane turbulence.
I was going to say.
I want to talk about this.
The turbulence lasted like an hour.
That's not going to be on video.
And I don't really know if we could have adequately captured CJ's face as we tell him, close all the blinds.
You don't know where you're going.
And we hit some of the most aggressive turbulence I've ever experienced.
And it lasted so long.
Holding onto the ceiling.
Everyone buckle up because you literally, we would hit them and you would come up out of your seat.
you'd like grab the ceiling and so you didn't smack your head where like your stomach drops
it was like a roller coaster ride it was literally like a roller coaster ride and the first five minutes
was like this is kind of fun after that i started getting a little bit plain sick i guess you could
say yeah i hadn't eaten much all day i was not prepared for all this so i was starting to get to be a little
like a lot and then everyone keeps messing with me like we're not going to vegas oh we are no we are
going to Vegas. No, we're not. And I'm like, dude, I know we're clearly going over mountains right now.
There's no way we're in Vegas by now. I thought maybe we were picking up the redneck.
Yeah, I thought we were picking up Fred 80. So we go through this turbulence for like an hour.
And the whole time, Ken and I are in the back going back and forth. Did you see that?
I knew something was going on. So I'm like, okay, so something is like about to happen.
And I was actually a little bit bummed. I was just like, damn, like they told me we were going to Vegas and going to Connor McGregor fight.
like, that sounded really fun.
I was like, whatever, like Colorado will be cool.
We were looking into like going golfing in Las Vegas and it was a hundred and twelve degrees.
I'm so glad we didn't do that.
I would have blacked out in one hole.
Dude, it's too much.
It's so hot that they don't even take, uh, they don't take tea times after 10.
10.30 was the latest tea time I could find in Vegas that week.
Yeah.
Crazy.
Golfing at years was extremely fun, but it was just too hot.
It's too hot.
Yeah.
So I was like, okay, want to go golfing, want to do all these things that CJ enjoys.
And so I started looking into it, and it was like the same price as like just a straight through flight to just stop along the way somewhere.
So the plan was we were going to stop in Aspen, Colorado and go and golf nine holes and then hop back on the plane and then finish the trip out.
And right before we start landing, the turbulence starts hitting.
and the pilot like whispers back to Dalton to whisper to me
that we can't land in Aspen so they were like planning on landing like at just a
surrounding airport.
Meanwhile, Ken and I are trying to figure out if we're going to make our tea time.
So we're in the back trying to rebook a tea time going through the craziest turbulence
of our life.
CJ is wondering what the hell we're doing.
So we end up like landing in this like surrounding little town called Eagle, Colorado.
and Ken's like making calls to all the surrounding golf courses.
Like, do you have any two times in five minutes?
Somehow we miraculously make it happen.
And then that's where CJ hops off the plane realizes what we're doing,
thinking that we're getting shred 80.
We're like, no, we're just going to golf.
Yep.
And then he was excited again.
Yep, back at it.
And I played really good.
You did play.
I played good.
I think there's something about that altitude or maybe just those rental clubs.
I was smacking the shit out of the ball, and it was going straight.
Airs thinner.
Balls fly far.
Dude, I drove the green on a par four that was like pretty fucking far.
400 yards?
It was probably what, Ben?
Like maybe 220.
Oh, no, it wasn't.
It was more than that.
It was more than that.
It was Bobby's batch party, though.
So I wasn't going to tell them the truth.
I skipped up there and rolled.
It was probably about 220, 225.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Me and Big Wrench gave up.
Once we started getting yelled at for playing too slow, the course lady came over and was like,
you can't play in this big of a group.
And we're like, all right, our bad.
You know, there's people in front of us.
There's only six of us here, whatever.
Like, figured it wasn't that big of a deal.
And she's like, okay, yeah, you guys go up ahead and just like start chipping.
And I'm like, there's literally, there's literally people right there on the green.
Like, what the fuck am I going to do?
I might as well just hit from right.
here or after they hit.
Dude, I hate when golf courses try and do that.
I get it. I get why they do it.
But it makes, it makes zero sense.
We couldn't have played any faster.
When there's a, yeah, there's players in front of you, there's players behind you.
You can't go anywhere.
Yeah.
And you're locked.
We figured out it was the people behind us because she said we've had multiple calls
about pace of play from your group.
And I went, was it about that group that's in front of us and slowing us down?
Like, that's literally physically impossible.
for us to be playing too slow.
So there's a guy's behind us.
Yeah, dude, golf marshals just need to chill.
Yeah, I need a chill.
This is not that serious.
Yeah.
Broking you and Matt, Ken, this might be your dream job, dude.
You do not have access.
You need to hurry it up.
Hurry it up.
You need to hit the ball.
Hit the ball.
No practice swing.
I get on like the second hole and I get this call from the company that runs like the plane.
And they're like, hey, so just letting you know, the airport that you landed in has two
short of a runway for you guys to take off in the plane with all of your passengers and the
luggage and just kind of ends it there. And so I go, well, what are we going to do about that thing?
Yeah. And she's like, well, that's what we're trying to figure out right now. And I was like,
yeah, what are we going to do? Are we leaving our bags here? Are we leaving some of the passengers?
And then she's like, maybe drive to like a surrounding airport that's bigger. And I was like,
we're kind of like in the middle of like playing golf right now and and like what's the closest
airport because we're in the middle of nowhere. I'm like where even are we right now and what's
the closest airport? And she chuckles and then she goes, oh sorry sir, this is not a laughing matter.
I'm just so sorry to inconvenience your golf game.
And I was like I was like oh my God I sound like the biggest like little prick ever. I was like no no
I don't care about the golf.
I'm just asking where we are, like, where are we going?
Yeah.
Like, how are we getting out of this place?
And are, are half the people staying?
Are we leaving our luggage or what are we doing?
And so we ended up having to, like, drive to an airport.
The plane met us.
And it was like this whole, it was this whole thing.
But, yeah, I was just like chuckling the rest of the day of this lady going,
so sorry to inconvenience your golf game, sir.
I was like, oh, my God, that might be the biggest asshole.
thing I've ever heard that she thought.
I was like,
yeah, she was like, what are you talking about?
Like, I'm playing golf right now.
So we get back on the plan.
We finish out the trip actually
into Las Vegas, meet the rest
of the boys, all in
their Bobby outfits.
Yeah, so lit.
Everyone was fired up.
And then, yeah, we start getting
hyped up for the Connor McGregor fight.
So he's all of our favorite
UFC fighters,
UFC fighter, which is why we wanted to go to this
fight because he hasn't fought in five years.
I'd venture as far as says was.
Yeah.
You don't like him anymore, Ryan?
Pretty bummed.
The vibes are rolling.
Connor McGregor's back.
There's no way he doesn't lose.
Yeah, because he is the go.
I was skeptical on the, it just, you take that many years off, and you've just been hanging
out fucking cruising around on a yacht and doing all this other fun stuff while all the other guys
are fucking training hard and like, you know, I was skeptical, but I didn't want.
want to bet against Connor because obviously we want to win and it's just more fun when you're riding
with the guy you want to win and also if it would have hit we would have had a massive payout if we
would have placed that same bet on the same guy it's a very small payout so it was almost not really
worth the risk and bet aside there was so many people telling us this is going to be the best fight
you ever go to yeah the energy will be unmatched you literally might not ever make it to another fight
as awesome as this one. Which the energy was unmatched on like the entrance and everything. I mean,
him and Patty, when they walk in, the whole stadium erupts. It erupts. It erupts. It's just like you get
goosebumps. It's crazy. And I will say, seeing Connor McGregor in person, we were on the floor,
it was the first time I was like, holy shit, like that's him. Like, that's Connor McGregor. Like,
he had that much fucking aura. Yeah, some guys like that are just moving so different. But it
It is a shame what happened, but I think, I don't know.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of rumors saying he was kind of injured going into it.
I mean, when he takes his shoe off, when he's about to hop into the ring, you can see kind of like, I don't know, something was wrong with his leg.
He hobbled it.
Man, you could have heard a pain drop when they called the fight off.
Yeah, I mean, it was just like the biggest blue ball ever kind of.
Oh, my God.
And then we're just sitting there like.
Yeah, usually, you know, like half the people there want one of the five.
fighter, the other half one, the other
win or lose, half the crowd
is erupting, right?
Yeah. When Connor McGregor lost.
No one was happy. Everyone was just kind of like
everyone just went silent
because everyone in the arena
paid to see a fight.
They paid to see Connor Gregory. They
flew here. It was a lot
of a rigmarole just to get here, you know?
Whether you wanted him to win or
lose, right? You still were there
for that reason, right?
Yeah. It was like the weirdest thing ever.
You literally could have heard a pin drop out.
So we're just sitting here, right?
We're all...
Sorry, Ryan.
Yeah, just took, like, the whole energy out of the stadium.
Like, every single person was bummed.
It's just all of us sitting here like this.
Like, we're like, holy fuck, what just happened?
We just lost 12 grand.
Literally, before we could even comprehend what happened,
Ken's just like, all right, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Just get the hell out of here.
Let's go.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We're like, Ken, let's at least wait for them to get out of the ring.
Well, first of all, Ken, we needed to get our money's worth out of that arena.
We paid for those seats whether we were going to be the last ones there or not.
I mean, it's like, what are you going to do, stand around and sit there?
I mean, that is kind of what we want to do.
Yeah, I didn't know if I'd ever probably have that good of seats again at a UFC fight.
And how funny was it that we ended up getting sat right next to the muscle?
Yeah, that was funny.
The muscle from the diesel brother.
So that was kind of funny.
Yeah, crazy coincidence.
So there was a group of us.
We ended up watching the fight in the penthouse.
Yep. But first, it took us a whole program just to get to the penthouse.
Oh, really? What happened?
Well, we would have assumed that you could watch this fight somewhere, a sports book, a bar.
Everywhere. We thought anywhere was going to have the fight.
And it was hot in Vegas, like we've said.
Yep.
We spent at least an hour running around.
Going to different casinos, going to different bars.
And the, like, two places that had it, obviously were so far.
full you couldn't get in. So I'm watching
like all the undercards on my phone
and there were some good fights.
Yeah. Earlier and then we finally end up back at the
room, finally get it on a laptop
where I huddled around it.
And then it was electric. When McGregor
comes out, not probably as electric because
what you guys saw, but we were fired up.
And yeah, same thing. Oh my God.
With everything we just went through to watch
this and it's done.
Yeah. What happened?
Dude, the buildup. Yeah, that's what
made it worse is the build
up, right? It was like, ultimate blue ball. It was the
craziest buildup to the biggest letdown.
I remember this screen grab. This kind of sums it up, but just a
thousand yards stare.
Dude, our buddy David Suda had probably
what, I think he had like five different parleyes going and it would
have cashed big if Connor McGregor would have won. It was the last
leg of all of his parleyes. He hit every single other leg
other than the Connor McGregor one.
Yeah, it was crazy.
He was saying he wishes he would have just done them individually
because then he would have at least come out with something.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Dude, watching the fight in person was so, obviously, so much different than watching
on TV, but it went so fast.
Obviously, the last two fights went even faster,
so it probably cut the whole event down by an hour, but it was so fast.
But, like, when we watch the fights here, you know, we will have all the guys over.
It's kind of like a full night, you know,
and it was just, it felt like just, boom, it was over.
Like the whole event, it went so fast.
No, it did.
I was trying to go into it, like, as sober as possible to remember every moment of it, too.
Do you remember it, Ken?
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
Well, it was just like, at the end of it, it was like, okay, well, this was pointless,
all the money we put on the sports.
It was like, okay, let's get back to the casino.
Oh, you want to know something, though?
This is pointless.
Let's get out of here.
We might have lost our money on the counterbet, but,
Ben, the 10K you gave me at the beginning?
Yeah.
That's your money back.
Hey.
All right.
I came out good.
I came out good.
I think there's some kind of luck if you're the bachelor when you go to Vegas.
Because Ben won big when we went on his and I won big this time.
Yeah.
You do have that extra luck.
He loaned me 10K because obviously I wasn't rolling around with cash before we went.
And yeah, all your money back right there.
Nice.
And some.
And no, no, no more.
Just, just, just.
10 on the dot.
So you put up some money,
expecting a little interest, but yeah.
Just happy enough to get it back.
Right.
Okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense.
What else happened that was legendary?
Slap was lit.
Dude, power slap in person.
It's hard to compare to the UFC.
The vibe in there, the atmosphere in there was insane.
It was fast-paced.
It was fast-paced.
Great music.
Power-slap.
It was the craziest grouping of people.
So you had streamers, like neon, for example, who's popping right now in the streaming world.
And then you had fighters like Ryan Garcia walking around with his belt on and sunglasses.
He's the only guy back there was security.
But watch this, dude.
Dana, I was taking this video of him, and I swear he looks at me.
He was wondering why you're taking a fucking video?
Yeah, watch him.
He does look right at you.
He was like, why is this guy a video with me?
Do I need to get him out of here?
Hey, CJ, pop up the video of Ryan Garcia's security.
It wasn't electric.
I, man, that was so fun.
There was, like, TV celebs in there.
There's a lot of people in there that were cool.
I had never watched a full, like, fight, really.
I see tons of clips of it, but to see it from start to finish was so little.
Yeah, it was fun.
I see so many clips of power slap.
It was actually weird seeing the whole program go down.
I didn't realize this, but when they flinch,
you just have to get slapped again.
You know, like the two for flinching rule?
Like, just a full-bone slap, and they kind of go like this,
and then they're like, oh, do it again.
I'm trying to find when the security guard.
The first.
Holy shit.
Oh, it's Benny loves this moment.
This is the highlight of my trip for me.
Dude, when Ryan Garcia came in, he had this posse around him.
You turn back and you look, he's got his belt, and you're like, damn.
Like, he really is the guy.
Rolling so tough.
Rollin's so tough.
rolling around, belt on his shoulder.
So he's coming through again.
We're watching. We kind of get out of his way
and his security's way. This one guy
did not want to get out of the way. Watch this.
Fastest hands.
Boom.
Who's this guy?
All right. Who is that guy?
What the fuck? That was just a random guy.
I want to know who he is.
Who is that guy? They just bump
shoulders and it pissed both
of them off. Ken, we got to figure out who that guy.
is. Just show it to me and all
once we're done with us, but I can figure it up.
Yeah, we should maybe double check.
So I don't see who he is.
I didn't get tickets on the floor, so I was in the
balcony with Shreds. And
the whole time, Shredds is just trying
to scream at people on the floor to get their
attention. I was like, this is so fucking
embarrassing. Yeah,
deal, he turns and looks.
Yeah, power slap
in person, very, very
cool. I mean, it was just a
fun time. The guy's face after
was insane.
You got a picture with him, right? Yeah. I got a picture. I got a better
picture of him and Dalton together. Look what his face looked like.
Oh my. That's insane because this guy took five
slaps because they did five full rounds. Neither guys got
knocked out. Holy shit, dude. And then they went to decision. Most of them
just, it was two slaps max.
It doesn't look like it would feel good. A lot were just one slap, though.
The one guy, he took like three slaps and then the other guy just backed out.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Yeah, basically what happened is that guy kept flinching and then it was the other guy's turn.
And I don't know, he got pissed, dude, because I don't know what the fuck happened,
but the crowd started booing him.
And I think he knew he was like, I'm going to get fucking knocked out.
Everyone's already wants me to get knocked out now.
But yeah, he flicked off the crowd.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm surprised that they ended with the,
women slapping. I think what they did is, no offense to the women slappers, but I think maybe they
just, they were like, we'll just do the men first just because everyone's kind of there during that
time and they may hit the hardest, because the women don't really knock each other out.
Right. That's what I was mostly surprised about. Like, you'd think that they would want to end
with like the craziest knockout? Yeah, that's true. I think they just give the people right to the
peak action right away. I talked to this guy. I went up and I was like, yo, like, dude, you're
You're fucking insane.
And what's your training regimen?
And, like, how do you not get knocked out?
I was kind of drunk, but I'm pretty sure he said something about his neck.
Like, he does, like, neck exercises.
But then other than that, he's like, you got to just believe that you're not going to get knocked out.
That's a huck and prey.
He's like, dude, you just have to, like, is that true at all?
Like, does that have any?
I mean, he's a slap for his job.
He's proving it right now.
But, yeah, I don't know.
that's really how it works, but I'm sure it helps.
That slap is harder than I'd like it to be.
Dude, shreds could eat all that shit, dude.
He could.
Yeah, he could eat that, no problem.
Ev thought that he could be pretty good at it.
Do you still think that after seeing it, that you could eat it pretty good?
Because I've taken harder shots from Cousin Joe.
Not against those guys, but I feel like when we were talking amongst our crew,
I was like, whoever wants to run it, I'm down, I think was more my theory.
not going against professionals.
I don't think that would be a good idea.
Would you run against shreds?
Yeah, probably.
You think you could hold your own?
He's a big dude.
I mean, I'd give, yeah, yeah.
Would you take shreds or cousin Joe?
If you were to, if you had to go up.
Cousin Joe would blow his fucking head off.
I know that for a fact.
It's Evan's cousin.
He's built crazier than Ev.
Yeah.
But Ev grew up fighting him.
It's probably why you're so tall.
Losing usually, but
He's that built, huh?
Dude, he got a belt from the bar.
Oh, like a championship belt?
Championship belt, yeah, yeah.
Just beat the fuck out of so many people.
And what's the belt say?
Barfight champion to the Lord.
And he's holding the title.
I don't think he actually wants to have the title.
I think he's like, this isn't good.
Now I got to target.
Yeah.
It's like Wayne from Letterkenny.
If you think you're the toughest guy in town,
you got to fight the guy who thinks he's the toughest guy in town
and whoever wins is the toughest guy in town.
he doesn't actually want that
it just things happen
so trying to like
give the belt up
or like get somebody else to
I don't think he wants to lose the belt
I just don't think he wants to have to defend the belt
okay
position to be in
yes because you know there's some guy out there
coming for the
coming for the belt
dude I was cracking up when
shred 80 finally did make it down
on the floor of power slap
and then Ryan Garcia walks right by us
and he like kind of double takes him
he's like dude he's like
not that big I think I could take him
and I'm like first of all
why do you say things like that?
And second of all, no, you can't.
I'm like, he'd have you punched
five times before you even blinked
your eyes. He'd have to click his hands. Yeah.
It was hilarious watching him
to do everything he could possibly
to get down on that. Gavin? You guys end up getting
down there. He made it, though. I don't know
who he talked to or what he did, but
he somehow convinced somebody to let
him on the floor. I think you guys just walked in like
you knew. No, no, we tried that.
And then they were like, nope, you don't have your, you don't
have the wristband. Get out of here.
And then by the time he,
made it down. He made so many friends at Jake
Paul's that he was just like, everyone
was loving him. You know, a lot of people
were going up to him. Yeah, a lot of people
were recognizing him. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's
just a very outgoing
guy. So is Spenny. Like, you
two are just both good at making friends
or just talking to anyone, you know?
Yeah. Especially in like a group like that.
It's like, it's mostly like,
I don't know. I don't know if I'd say
like intimidating, but you don't want
to be that guy that's like
walking up and just be like, dude, I'm such a big man.
this and that? When the reality
of it is like people don't care. You know, people
want to say what's up to everyone. But it's like
in an environment like that,
it's like, I don't want to be like overbearing
of like, you know. I only did it to one guy and it was
Tarzan. I was like, yo, I got to get
a picture with this guy. You know what Tarzan is?
Now that's a guy we don't need his contact
too. Actually, after I walked away, I was like,
fuck, why do I get his contact?
Why are you like, he just doesn't like
in reptiles and shit. Insane shit. Insane shit.
Like snakes and snakes and
stuff. Oh my God, dude, I'll just pull up
a short video of him. Amazon Jungle.
He's been around a long time, dude.
He's... Doesn't he like swing from like
vines and stuff too?
No, I think you're thinking of the real...
Well, then the name would make sense.
Yeah, like, bro.
That's a cobra?
Yeah, dude, he does insane shit. He's not
afraid of anything.
He's just... With animals like this.
Scratch on the back.
Well, you should see it like, he'll, like, go up against
them and, like, be eyeball on them. And when
they go to strike, he'll move and grab it.
them. Where's this guy from?
I don't know. I think maybe Miami.
Dude, that is so
fath. Taming a king cobra.
Oh, I hate everything about this.
I think he's huge. He's
barefoot out there. When he catches
them, though, it's actually insane.
So anyways, I had to go up to him and be like,
yo, I got to get, I'm sorry,
I got to get picked. Oh, my.
Like, he's 1v1
in this snake right now.
Has he ever gotten bit? He had to.
I'm sure. The only thing I regret is not
tell him, yo, we got to do some
YouTube stuff together.
But I kind of figured if we message them on
C-Boy's TV, you'd maybe see.
The snake is taller than them. I wouldn't even
going to get close to him. Imagine me and his camera, man.
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I told him, I was like, you gotta come fucking hang with my mini-Hilander cows.
See if you could face them face to face.
Yeah, see if you could tame them.
His first pet, a bull constrictor, bit him repeatedly at childhood.
It says he's been bit by a ton of stuff.
But yeah, so he'll just, he's crazy, man.
So I saw him and I was like, I'm just going to go and I got to get a pick with him.
Yeah, Ryan got a pick with like some Love Island guy.
Dude, that shit was funny.
Dude, you got the real Tarzan and you got some Love Island guy.
Well, it was just funny because we're walking down the thing and like this random girls goes, hey, just so you know, that's Caleb from Love Island.
Or what is it?
What is this show?
Caleb, yeah.
Is it Love Island?
Yeah, Love Island.
That's Caleb from Love Island.
And I go, okay, like, cool.
And then, like, ten minutes later, I see this picture of Ryan and the guy standing
next to each other getting to pick.
But I will say, in the least homo way, Ryan fucking looks mugged him.
Ryan looked like the guy who should have been on the fucking dating show or whatever.
You guys look quite a bit alike, but I think you might have had him on the, on the hair
and the fucking, dude, he looked like the, like the famous.
guy. That's saying a lot because he's good looking
fellow. Dude, Ryan and Mike.
Show the picture, Ryan. You got to pop it up, dude.
You guys got your finger on the pulse of like
who's who in the reality TV world.
It's because their girls
watched the shows and they watched it. I had to get a
picture to send to Sid. He's got 1.4 on
Instagram. Dude, Ryan looks
like... I'm pretty proud
of that one. Had to throw it up on the story.
Did you story that? Did you story that? Yeah, I story did.
On Insta? No, on Snapchat.
There's just so, there was so many people.
You should Insta story.
You should just post it and say, looks mugged.
The only person that CJ got a picture with, like, I don't know who Tarzan is.
And then CJ's brother, Jake, that was really interesting, bring him into that situation.
He's like, I didn't really know who anyone is, but I had to get a picture with Aldo.
And Aldo's a legend, like, funny-ass dude on Instagram and TikTok, but you didn't.
You've never seen Aldo.
Never.
So everyone got to pick with their idol.
Right.
Yeah, I got to pick.
I got to pick with that.
I guess.
There was other people there, but...
Dude, you know actually who I met, not there,
but just later at one of the day clubs that we were at.
Have you guys ever seen real lives of Mormon wives?
Yeah, I heard about this.
What the hell?
Yeah.
No.
Remember how I've talked about it,
how, like, crazy that show is,
and it's just another reality TV show,
but the Mormons are...
It's crazy because it's the Mormons.
The clips from that are kind of crazy.
Well, there was, like, this chick that was married,
and then they, like, got a divorce,
and like she started dating this guy and it was like this huge thing and I only knew about it because of Greta,
right? Greta was all invested in it and when we were at PowerSlapp I saw this this chick that got divorced
boyfriend, right? So I told Greta I was like, oh guess who I saw at PowerSlapp? The boyfriend of whatever her name is
and she was like, oh my God, no way was so-and-so there like her husband and I was like no but that would have been
crazy if like her boyfriend and husband were there and she's like oh that would have been insane well
we're at this club uh the day club on sunday and i see this guy and he's standing there alone and i go up to
him i'm like yo are you from Mormon wives and he was like yeah how's it going and i was like dude i
got to send my fiance a photo she she was just asking me about you and he was like yeah right on
let's do it and he was like oh we're like here filming a youtube video for for my buddy's
party because he like saw us up at like the with the DJs filming and um he's like oh let me let me
let me get up in there he was like let me let me get on like the camera and I was like ah man
I don't know where he where he went and he's running around here somewhere because Jack was
running running with the camera oh yeah he was trying to get in the video yeah he was I was like
ah man I don't I don't know man nice nice guy super nice guy but that's funny yeah so you know
everyone got a little reality TV show star love.
I grabbed a pick with Dino, Super Cross Rider.
Well, he knew who you were.
Dean Wilson, yeah.
I'm sure he did.
He was, oh, he did.
He actually did.
I didn't expect anybody.
Everybody knows who you are, Spenny.
Yeah, but I didn't expect that because I didn't know that he knew me.
And then after that, Spenny immediately called his mother to tell her how excited he loved.
Mom, you're not going to believe who knows who I am.
Dino.
She goes, Dean Wilson.
Really?
Yeah.
She actually didn't believe me.
She legit didn't believe me.
That's lit.
Bro, you all my viral clips you've had.
Of course he knows who you are.
True, but I just didn't expect that, though.
Same for Evan.
Same for Evan.
I mean, all those guys know you two are.
It was fun, too.
We ran into Kobe Rahha.
Yeah, I've got to be hung with him.
Pretty much the whole weekend.
What, Cole Stainer?
Coltrane.
Well, Coltrane, but what's his last name?
Actually, Steiner?
I believe.
I think it is Steiner, yeah.
He's fucking.
He's cool, dude.
Yeah, he's cool, too.
Yeah, dude, I was trying to get a picture with a dude from Love Island,
and then he was talking to Kobe, and so I was waiting, and then Evan's like, let's go over there.
And I was like, I'm trying to get a picture, and he looks at me and goes, don't.
And I was like, why?
And then he's just like, Cheeto.
Cheeto.
Okay, yeah, well, I think we should be taking pictures.
Right?
And then, but, don't keep on.
Why?
And he's like, it's just, don't go ask Rob for.
a pick. I was like, I'm not
asking Rahha for a pick. Then I got a pig
with him and then we like parted ways. I look
across the room and Evan's
taking a picture with Rahha. But at
that point you've been broying down with him.
He actually asked for the
minute. Well, no, but he's like, oh, we got to
grab a pick and then I'm like, all right. Even
better. Then we like both took the same pick.
But then Evan and Rahsa
hung out like the rest of the night. It was awesome.
The rest of the next day.
And the next day. Brought him to the penthouse.
That was cool. Yeah, it was cool having him there.
Dude, and then coming off of that weekend, like, I feel like shit.
I think you guys feel like shit.
My voice is still kind of going on.
He was jumping like 350 feet yesterday.
Holy.
Yeah, I saw that.
Or 305 or 350, whatever.
Just absolutely sending it.
I'm like, yeah, he's built different.
Wasn't he saying he's trying to get to like 400 or something crazy like that?
Yeah.
Ken, how you doing?
You got that fresh marriage glow.
Have you talked to your wife at all since getting home?
No.
I haven't talked to.
Dude.
Ken, no.
Ken, what were your thoughts on the night we went to that your favorite steakhouse or whatever?
And shreds threw up on the plate.
What were your thoughts on that?
That was funny as far.
What were your thoughts on that?
It's just something that he does.
Like, of course, he just makes a scene out of it.
He hates seafood.
And we're in like this super nice restaurant.
It's like a back room.
They're waiting on us.
Peter Lugers, yeah.
So that waitress behind almost threw up because Gavin threw up.
Yeah, I felt so bad she was in.
there. I thought so bad she was in there
for that. She was also the one that Ken
was barking at. Get us the chef.
We want to meet the chef.
Bring us to the freezer room
downstairs. We want to meet the chef.
It was not like that.
As soon as Ken gets
drunk, he is so entitled.
It was not like that.
Bring us to the chef.
Don't bring him to us.
Dude, I will say this, Gap did
he did warn us.
He said, I might throw up.
Dave, I was like, that's an oyster.
He's gonna puke, bro.
Dude, so I've really never ripped oysters before.
So, Ryan gave me the run through.
He, I don't know, put Tabasco, and he jazzed it all up for me.
And he's like, yeah, now just slurp it.
It was, like, stuck.
I swear it was, like, stuck in the shell.
So I sucked really hard.
Literally inhaled the oyster at the speed of light with, like,
Tabasco sausage shit on it.
And I almost, I was fine with the taste, but just the fact that it, like, went into my lungs.
I also almost exploded it.
It went down, back up into my mouth,
and then I ate it.
Dude.
I'm having trouble getting behind the oyster hype still.
I'm like, yeah, I'll have one.
They are good.
For the record, they are good.
But like, I toss it back and then slice
my lip on the shell.
And I'm like, yeah, this is not for me.
A hot dog would never do that, too.
I want to taste it.
Like, I genuinely like the...
A hot dog would have never sliced your leg.
I got like crab, like lobster shrimp.
fucking whatever fish from there you know but dude what was fun though was just everyone coming up to
us the whole time like there was just something about our group that was like you'd kind of see
us come in and i mean half of us have cowboy hats on i don't know there's like a camera
like all this stuff people would like come up and be like i got to ask like what what's going on
here like who are you and then of course spending a chime in like this is bobby he just sold 30 head
a buffalo.
And then people would be like, wow, congratulations.
So what's going on?
We're celebrating.
Taking out all my ranch hands and employees.
This is a fancy time.
Taking everyone out.
Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you.
Look at this video I have of this random lady that came in and just literally says our group
had so much going on that she had to meet us.
Literally.
Right when we walked into the restaurant.
Bobby
Bobby Lundter
I'm at the head of the table
Not really saying much
Bobby's a man of few words
You want a picture?
Sure
You want to talk to Bobby
You go through all of his boys
Oh, that was fun
That's fun
Dude everyone kept calling me
Bobby all weekend long too
Because you guys would have it
That was your name.
When we'd roll into wherever, it would have like a picture of me up on the screen.
Bobby Lotzor.
Bobby Lotzer, like, batch party or whatever the hell it would be.
So then like the waitress would be like, Bobby, do you need another drink?
Like, it's just funny to me.
Where people getting, like, were you introducing yourself as Bobby?
That's the issue, though, is like I'd be at like a table, minding my own business, just myself.
I was going, you know, I'm CJ, this, that.
And then you guys start coming up and calling me, Bob.
Bobby. And it was just funny because, like, I had explained to them. They're like, oh, my name's
CJ, too. They go, yeah, yeah. So then you guys are, they would say that too. Was it? No, no, no.
No, this one guy's name was CJ. This is the really only one is his name was CJ. My name's CJ. I go. Hey, yeah,
we dab up. We kind of bond. We're like chatting like kind of buddies. Then you guys are coming up and
just call me Bobby. And the guy was probably just like, Bobby, let's go. Did he just lie to me? Did he just lie to me for no reason?
Sage, I've been dealing with this shit for years.
Yeah.
Ken introduces himself as CJ.
And then we go up and blow his cover, call him Ken.
That's not the reason.
How about both days that we went to the pools?
Shred 80 tidal waves, random strangers.
That was awesome.
Yeah, Gab is like super easy to convince to do things.
And Evan thinks that it's funny to tell them to do a belly flop.
All I got to do is take my phone out and say do it.
He just rips.
And not even just like randoms, like, people that have, like, spent good money for a table.
And they got, like, their girlfriends with them and they're all done up at the pool.
And they're not really swim.
They're not there to swim.
They're there to just drink and eat the food and just be at the pool.
Yeah.
Well, they've become a part of it when Shred sends a title wave on them.
Yeah.
Good times, guys.
Good times.
Thanks again.
I don't, I can't say thanks enough.
I mean, you guys did it so big.
He almost hit the fucking edge.
There's a pencil holder in the background.
Oh my God.
Yeah, get a zoom on that.
A pencil holder.
You really are always looking for a hinder, huh?
Like you guys just did it so big, and I really appreciate it.
You guys went above and beyond.
We didn't even have to go this hard, but we did.
We did.
And it was super memorable.
You only get married once, so you might as well do it big.
Yeah, we did it big, bro.
So I appreciate all you guys, especially everyone coming.
It was just so much fun.
Legendary weekend.
I got some funny clips of the marriage.
You don't see what's going on, but there's just, it was just some funny bits of you guys up on the pedestal thing.
The buildup before the bride walked in was straight up comedy.
I mean, like, I've just never seen anything like it.
Well, Mike, there's only so much you can control, you know, in a scenario like this.
And Ken being...
uncontrollable.
Ken being absolutely unhinged,
hammered.
It's kind of like I met,
I met this girl at 7 o'clock
and we're getting married at 10, so I was like,
oh, you know, you know, I wasn't to celebrate.
Little White Chapel.
And I didn't see her in between 7 o'clock and 10, so.
Yeah, you were fucking dying.
Well, yeah, you're not supposed to.
Bro, how would Elvis just
just waiting this one out?
Yeah, we like, we really,
win over our limits.
The amount of times that Ken pushed Gavin.
But I do love that the Elvis guy.
We're like, how you doing?
He's like, great.
You guys made me famous.
Yeah.
That was pretty cool.
That was pretty cool.
Elvis had seen the first time that we were there.
He watched the video.
He's from like this area.
Really?
Which is crazy.
Or something like that.
Like, what a small world.
They've been running marriages there for a long.
time. But do you remember the Viva-Labam episode when Rab gets married to like the Russian mail order?
They did it there. Same exact spot. Really? Same exact spot. And that was in like 2003.
I would not have remembered that, but as soon as he say that. Same exact spot. And then Vito's there and he's like,
no, I objected. He's like trying to stop it. So Ken, are you pretty happy about this?
I think it felt a little forced.
end. On my side.
By you. By you. No. No.
You rushed it you feel like?
I think it just felt a little force considering I met her that night.
Ken, this is how I know that you were hammering. You don't remember anything?
Bro. This is an... I've never seen you that in love.
Or fucking...
Or make out with somebody that...
You were grabbing her ass, kissing.
And when you guys find out who this lady is, making out, every chance.
I think it just felt a little force.
considering the last one they had actually met a couple days ahead of time and they had had
you act but here's the thing you act like you you didn't know who she was and what she was about
before that i just i so here's the thing ken you didn't have to be doing all this shit you were
doing and why why did i have to do it you were to just had to have played it a lot more than
you would have just had to have played it out you could have stood up there and what's the
reason why I had to marry her.
Well, it was a prank
on somebody, but...
Because I lost a bet.
But, yeah, but Ken, you didn't have to...
And the bed is now cleared.
I took this as far as I could,
and the bed is now cleared.
Oh, Ken, you took it way farther than you were supposed to.
And I took it as far as I could.
You took it and you ran with, which I respect.
You did a great job, Ken.
I respect that you...
That bet is cleared.
Well, you fully committed to the bid, Ken.
That was insane, bro.
I've actually never seen more commitment to a
it on the channel. Yeah, I haven't either. I mean, she was loving it too.
All right. Oh, yeah. We're going to do, could you hold them on my friend? No, thank you.
Oh, my gosh. We're going to do a blur here on who it is, but I would just like to summarize, this is the moment that Ken sees who it is.
Oh, baby, I love this. This is at 17 seconds in the video. I love this. Shaw dropped. This is at 17 seconds in the video.
Then he walks up, immediately gives her a hug. There's, there's a question if there could be a kiss in the pan.
seconds later at 30.
Oh my God.
They are kissing.
13 seconds.
And they kissed.
But Ken, you just met her.
Holy crap.
You can be like, it was forced.
It wasn't planned.
This and that.
Bro, you kissed your 15 seconds into knowing her.
Yeah.
It's kind of expected.
That was not expected.
What am I just be like, no?
I don't want to.
I'll just say from my point of view,
it wasn't because I actually didn't expect
I was like oh my gosh I wonder
if they're actually gonna kiss when it's like
you may now kiss the bride right that was
me I was wondering if they were gonna kiss
one time right yeah
I saw you do it
I saw you do it five seconds after she walked in
and I was like this is gonna be interesting
yeah no I agree Mike
and you didn't know about you didn't know what was happening
so first thought in my head was like this is crazy
are they actually gonna kiss yeah what was your reaction
like when you when you found out who it was
I've never been so entertained.
I've never been so entertained, especially because I genuinely didn't know.
Even when we were like getting on the sprinter van and Jack shows me that he's like, just got the ring, found it on Marketplace.
I'm like, I didn't want to ask questions.
I'm like, I don't even know who that's for.
No idea.
That's how you know it's about to be a good night.
It was so entertaining.
So good.
Yeah, I'm excited.
I'm excited for it to go live.
It'll go live this Thursday.
You guys will get all the answers.
We just don't we don't want to say it because it's like it's so good.
It's so crazy.
It's so unexpected.
Like so unexpected.
Ken's known of this woman.
He's dreamed of this moment for a long time.
Yeah.
That's why he kissed her right away.
15 seconds in.
Yeah.
15 seconds in.
And then didn't stop for how many hours?
The rest of the night.
Seven, eight hours.
The rest of the night.
I mean, there was good two.
To what?
There was two hours when he wasn't.
before she went, before she went back to her room.
Gosh, I'm so, I'm jealous of you can for being able to be that drunk and still remember things.
Same for Evan.
It was, it was Mike.
I mean, he says that it was two hours.
Wow.
It was actually eight.
So that he doesn't, he does not remember it.
It was from like, what, seven at night till two in the morning?
It was at, uh, it was six to three.
No.
No.
I mean, let's be realistic here.
Mike, but no, because we,
That was at like 6.30.
We go to dinner at 7 and then the marriage is but 9, 10 o'clock.
Yeah, the marriage is out of there at 11.
Sorry if I get a mic, yeah, but.
No, it was 6 to 2.
Minus an hour and a half.
It was 6 to 2.
I walked her out, Ken.
Which was very ungentleman like of you.
Did not walk your wife out, Ken.
Well, so is not speaking to her after getting married to her.
Yeah, you should.
I don't like I actually have her number.
You should get that, Ken.
When's the honeymoon?
We're not doing a honeymoon.
You're not?
No.
You don't want to do your own video, doing a honeymoon?
No, I'm not doing a honeymoon.
We'll say you why.
I'm not, I'm not doing a honeymoon.
Bit, bits over.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, does your wife know this?
Bit is 100% over.
I think the people are going to want to see more again.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Ken, I hate to tell you this,
but I think you might have made it too legendary in your own doings
for it to just be over.
The bit is done. The bet is cleared.
We're all out of here.
We're all out of here, baby.
We're all out of here.
That's what he told her when she asked if she was moving in with him.
Yeah, Ken met his idol at the UFC fights too.
You know, everyone met somebody that they had to get a pick with.
And we were just walking out of the UFC fights.
We're waiting for someone to come out of the bathroom, part of our crew.
And I look over and I see Nick Sher.
the guy that's like exposed all the Minnesota government fraud
and like the daycare fraud
just walking by us and I was like
yo what's up dude he stops and he's like hey how's it going
and I was like thanks for doing what you did for Minnesota
and he's like yeah no problem you guys live there and we're like yeah we got a
YouTube channel C-Boys TV and he's like oh nice dude you guys have been
doing it forever knew of it and Ken walks up
we go Ken check out who it is Nick Shirley
and Ken goes his jaw drops
And he's like, dude, dude, dude.
You did a double.
You go, oh, my God.
No, he was, he was mid.
Come on, we got to go.
As we were talking to him.
We go, Ken, that's Nick Shirley.
He goes, that was the best part.
We were talking to him.
And if this is Nick and this is CJ, he's like, guys, guys, we got to go.
And he's standing right there.
Well, that was pretty much what we can tell you.
We don't want to spoil the video.
There's still so much that we left out for the sake of the video.
That was just kind of the very surface level of it.
So you guys have to tune in, watch it.
I don't even know what it looks like yet because it's not done being edited,
but I just hope I don't look too drunk.
Thanks again, guys.
Really appreciate it.
Of course, bro.
Same.
And you guys were saying, we got away, we got to wait until the next batch,
we got to have a little break.
We don't have to do it in Vegas.
Do it somewhere else.
I mean, someone's got to get married, I guess, to go on another batch.
Well, yeah.
There's nothing.
Nothing in the dog.
You know, we got Ken out of, straight up.
Ken's out of the way.
Right, Ryan, you're up next.
Last one.
It's still Ryan, Spenny.
Evan.
Fuck it.
We'd run one for Dalton.
We do need to make a Vegas trip in November.
Dude, I actually.
That might be too soon.
That might be too soon.
I'm good for a year.
Allegedly, a vehicle will be complete in November.
So, Evan, how does it feel to be an uncle?
Sick.
Evan is now an uncle.
He looks over at me
At the day club
Tears
Tears in his eyes
In his eyes
No
Well it's like
I knew it was happening
And I just thought it was cool
And then I'm sitting there
And I was like
I'm either hammered
Or this one's hitting
But I have my sunglasses on
But I just like
Saw the picture of like
My family with the baby
And I just like
So I started crying
I was like shit
Really cool
Evan's gonna be a great uncle
Especially with cousin Joe
You and cousin Joe
If any guy messes with that girl
They are actually dead.
They're done.
We can buried in the imagi.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm just kidding.
Dude, it was crazy because, like, you know, that's a big deal.
He's fully taking it in.
Baby's born.
You're now an uncle.
Jack goes, I'm an uncle to 11 kids.
I'm like, holy shit.
Sorry to steal your thunder up.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I don't think you did.
I feel good anyways.
What's cool?
Ryan, I'm going to shoot you an airdrop.
You run it and then we'll talk about it.
Hey, no peek-in-Z-J.
No peek-in-law.
No peek-ins is actually so funny.
All right, so who was all hanging out that night, Spini?
We had a crew.
So I think that was when, was that when Taylor and Lil Z and Levi were in town?
Yes.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
And we weren't really doing anything at the shop.
We were kind of just hanging out.
Maybe we had just finished ripping petters or something.
Was it Levi?
he wanted to try out the new barbecue burnout bites.
Yeah, yeah.
And you saw the vending machine full of them.
Then we thought the vending machine looks pretty big.
The crane game looks pretty big, you know?
Big?
Like large.
Like the inside of it?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
And why is this happening, Evan?
Why is Benny stuck in the claw machine?
He's like a little kid that climbed in.
Climbed into trying to get his treat out.
Hello, Evan?
Why is he stuck in the claw machine?
Dude, so what happened is we just thought it would be funny to get a pick of Spenny in the machine,
but the door just kept like coming open when it wasn't locked.
It would just...
I started fiddling with the lever to close it and any four seconds.
And like pushed it in and locked it.
And it had never been locked before and I was inside.
Oh, fuck.
And dude, it was so hot inside that little box because there's no air really escaping.
Like you're just in there.
We'll have to get the clip from Dalton.
Dalton has the clip where I realized I locked it,
where I'm just like trying to get the door to stay shut.
And all of a sudden it goes, click, and I go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no.
And immediately I start looking for the key, like on top of the machine digging around.
I can't find the key.
And I'm like, well, Jack's got to know where the key is.
Hey, Jack.
I think we call Big Ranch.
We call Big Ranch first.
And we were like, Big Ranch, you need to come over here and help us get out.
Like, I'm stuck in there.
I had my phone and it was at like 2%.
So I was going to get bored really soon.
You could have passed it out.
When I was like, how do we get this machine open without breaking it?
Because we don't, you know, the obvious, you know, you could break it.
But is there a safe way to break into the machine?
But I called Jack.
And I go, Jack, do you have any idea possibly where that key is for the crane game?
He goes, oh, yeah, it's in my car.
Oh, my gosh.
So then what?
He was in Fargo.
He had to drive.
all the way from foursled.
Now he was driving through.
He was already driving through.
Hold on, no.
So you were in there for an hour?
45 minutes at least.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's the funny part.
At least 45 minutes.
And dude, it was so hot.
I had no water.
Actually, the boys...
Why didn't they just give you water?
Well, they did.
They stuck their hand up through the thing
and, like, threw it up and I finally got it.
And, like, fan some errand from the bottom.
Yeah.
You did take it like a champ, though.
Like, you never panicked.
Well, I mean, yeah.
What was I going to do?
I was in there whether I liked it or not.
The keys are now draped over the top for everyone to see.
So if you get locked in the claw machine, you can haul out a buddy.
Hopefully nobody just crawls in there and gets locked in.
Like hopefully keep people out of them.
We wanted burnout bites.
I couldn't help myself.
Did you think that you were spending the night there?
I thought I was going to be in there for a little bit longer than that was.
Dude, yeah, we just, there's so much shenanigans when.
Found a cat?
Oh yeah, you guys found a cat.
Yeah, so what's up with that?
So now we got a shop cat.
Where is this cat at?
Been housing it for now.
I took it to the...
Well, Sydney took it to the bed, actually.
It looks kind of sick.
Dude, it's actually a cool little kitten.
It's super nice kitten.
Super nice.
Is it okay?
Yeah, so at first...
It's just a week or what?
It's pretty scary.
Yeah, it was pretty small.
It was...
So it was in the megaphone corvette.
Like, we saw it pop down.
In the Corvette?
And then we chased after it and it, like, popped back up into the Corvette somehow.
Inside.
Underneath.
Underneath it was like...
going up into it though.
And then it popped out.
And I think Levi chased it down, scooped it with his hat, and it was freaking out, like, hissing, trying to bite us, scratching us.
Oh, fighting for its life.
Fighting for its life.
Yeah.
And then we got it inside the shop, put it in a little box.
And then Little Z, like, it was freaking out.
So we just left it for a little bit.
And then we come into the shop and Little Z had it in his arm and he was just petting it.
And I was like, dude, how did you just tame this thing?
like it just tried to kill us
now that's
that's probably the best way to go about it
yeah and then now it's just
fully tame now it just like meows
and it just wants to get pet and cuddle
but it had like ticks and stuff on it so we
cleaned them all off and
gave it some food gave it some water
and hopefully it's gonna be a
shop cat
yeah I think it'll be good
it's pretty easy to train when they're that small
um really that much mice around here
no but I mean it's having a cat
just keeps me like some
There's like a mouse deterrent thing, but if you have a cat,
just catches all of them.
Yeah.
Big Ranch said that he moved the mega truck the other day, like the world's longest
big truck.
Yeah.
And he said that there was probably like 150.
Oh, yeah.
Within the last month, I went into something and it was just crawling.
And I can't.
Mike's water truck?
I went into.
That was another one.
Mike's water truck was insane.
Was it the limo?
I think it was a limo for me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, maybe it was.
I went in there and grabbed some things and you just tell there's just nests,
everywhere. But that one's different. Like that limo is like straight up out in the middle of the field.
So I mean it's pretty much.
Dude, imagine what those,
imagine what those mice are thinking now. They're like looking at the fall.
How do we get down?
They're in the limo and now they're just up on a pole.
Yeah.
Oh shit. It's good bird food. Dude, the eagles probably love it.
Yeah, but dude, I never see any birds actually fly into the vehicles up.
Or even sitting on them.
Yeah, sit on it. They don't fly.
Maybe because they're so unstable. They just, they can feel it.
know better.
They can feel it.
Or they're like,
this is so weird.
A lot of wind.
It's like in the open,
like a lot of times
like trees like covered by other trees.
Like that limo's in the middle of the wind.
Yeah.
Fuck me.
Dude,
I just,
I wish I,
I want that limo to fall,
but it's just so sturdy.
It made it through all those storms.
It's not going down,
dude.
Like,
yeah,
there was literally a fucking tornado that came through.
Tornado came through.
I mean,
granted.
Dude,
how about that tornado?
Yeah,
there was a tornado.
that hit probably what 25 miles from here ripped the roofs off of some of these places like
our buddy jeff's grandma's place dude that was that was just so sad luckily jeff's a roofer so he was like
literally him and his crew were fixing to the next day but shout out far more construction uh so i went
over there we had that tornado and it was like it was like five miles as a crow flies north
of my house so i was kind of a little bit nervous i was like shit i hope my house okay which i was
really was close, wasn't it?
When you think about it, it was close.
And so I went over there when my house was fine.
I called him and I was like, hey, you're on Floyd.
Like, is your place okay?
And he was like, dude, I don't know.
I'm currently flying down Highway 10 right now, like trying to get there.
And so I race over from my house.
And it was the weirdest thing, dude, like probably a lot of people have experienced a tornado
before, but that was like my first time ever seeing it.
Weirdest shit.
You're driving and it's like everything is fine.
There isn't even branches down.
the road. And then it's just all of a sudden every tree and every like the grass is ripped up.
Every building in his way is all torn up. It was so sad. Pulled back in his neighborhood. It looked
like a fucking war zone. His grandpa's got like a bunch of classic cars like C3 Corvette and the
roof came off the building and went to a field. And then a one wall fell out. And then his like
filing cabinet like leverack stuff fell and then like hit this.
really small vehicle and it was enough to push it off to the side and not hit the vet.
Pretty crazy.
Wow.
So the vet was fine.
100% fine other than being soaked.
Wow, that's crazy.
So, yeah, like, what does the cleanup of that look like afterwards?
Like, I've seen a bunch of different businesses in the community, like, sending their workers out to go and help clean that.
But, like, are they still cleaning it up?
Like, like, how long does something like that take?
Randy was out there because he was helping Jeff with the insurance stuff.
And, like, he said it was impressive.
like literally every tree in that half mile span is basically gone.
Yeah.
So like all these big old trees they got to clean up plus the houses.
But dude, I never realized like literally look around this room and imagine if it just rained in this room.
How much of a fucking mess it would be.
Just like everything that you think you don't even care about like that picture of Ken and that mom.
And then you just see it all soaked and ruined and you're like, damn.
Just basically turns everything garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Once it gets wet, you're kind of fuck.
his grandpa's war medals
out of literal rubble
was just so sad.
It was so sad.
But I mean, his family
was in pretty good spirits
and like they obviously all rallied
and put his roof back together
and sealed it up.
Dude,
I've seen photos of like boats
that like traveled across the lake
like surf boats upside down.
Yeah.
Just like in another guy's yard.
The helicopter footage of the like after the next day
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Just everything is just everywhere in the water.
Yeah, it doesn't really surprise me when a pontoon flips over.
But you throw around like an 8,000 pound surf boat.
That shit's upside down in a yard.
Like that says something.
That's a lot of power.
Driving out.
Last thing I was saying, I'm driving out that night.
And it's just like there's power lines down.
I'm like literally driving over down power lines and like down in the ditch to go around trees.
And I'm driving out and there's three little kids all under the age of 10 and their mom.
They're standing with their suitcases
Their house is all destroyed
And they're standing there with their suitcases
And the little girls like crying into her blanket
And they do that
That hit
It was so sad
Yeah
And I love a good storm
And now I'm just like damn
Yeah it is crazy
You didn't think stuff like that really happens around here
It's very rare
I mean the last time something like that's
Having this close was like 2012
Yeah
There you go Ken
We've been saying that you're going a little hard on the hail
but the storm was due to hit.
Yeah.
And that one was crazy.
Never be too careful.
Yeah.
So what's this about this?
I was going to ask if you guys seen this in local news.
I did see this.
Apple Seas?
First of all, it must be Bapple season again, Bushlight Apple.
And this 20 year old kid got pulled over with one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
cases of Bushlight Apple.
Bro, that dude would have been sick of that shit anyways.
the time he got to case number three i bet he had a lot of friends yeah that it was about
he must have been going to a party or something but probably a hell of a party actually is a bummer
so the cops seized it huh yeah they they seized all his babble that's funny but uh i don't know
if like he bought it with a fake or if he had someone buy it like back in my day we didn't
have fakes so you had to pay someone to buy it and bro case of bush light was like 30 bucks
they were upcharging that shit but you didn't know you couldn't
go in the liquor store and see that it was any cheaper.
So they told you, yeah, 30, 30 beers for a dollar each.
It was always worth it.
Yeah.
And so, I mean, I'm just doing the math on that.
It's a big order.
Yeah.
Maybe he was,
maybe he was the Bappel dealer.
What'd you find this picture?
He was a dealer.
He stocked up and he was on his way to deliver to a bunch of parties.
Yeah.
A big dealer bust.
Dealer bust.
Baple sees.
That's what?
Did it say what the reason for him getting pulled over was?
Was he speeding?
Yeah, speeding or tint or something like that.
Oh, perfect time for Evan to be back.
Hey, yes up, Evan.
Welcome back.
Morning, fellas.
How we doing today?
We have GTI Lightning McQueen Jump, Part 2.
Shut the frick off.
Oh, my God.
You just...
Did you blow the oil pan out again?
Luckily, no, because we have...
We know the limit.
We know the limit.
And we're staying behind the limit.
I, like, de-beated one of the tires on my Corvette, so I was left it out on the
track and I was like I gotta get these windows up
and shit so I'm over there and I hear like
all the guys like Levi Taylor
Lil Z Evan Spenny
everyone's over there and I'm like what is all this ruckus
and it's them for like
five minutes straight going
dude you gotta jump it oh if you jump it
you gotta go bigger we shouldn't jump it
bro Lil Z pulls up with a stack of pillows
I'm jumping this thing
he said I've never jumped the car what made me feel good about it
is Mike was there and I'm like if anyone's
on the pin on this operation.
It's that guy.
And basically,
Evan's like, so, so it's a go.
It's a go.
And I was like, dude, like,
it's going to be good.
It's going to be good.
Like, let me at least film
like grab the horizontal here.
So Lil Zee was driving this?
Yeah, he drove me to Zorba.
It was actually awesome.
But then I was like, but I don't want.
He had never drove a stick in his life.
And then everyone's like, dude, so.
He's good at driving stuff.
Yeah, he is.
We got the green light.
We got the green light.
And I was like, yeah, but like, I don't want it to be like,
If things go way south, I don't want it to be like, hey, but Micah said we could.
And then everyone was like, oh, that's like what we were going to say.
Damn.
Let's see this jump.
Yeah, see this.
Look at how happy is with the big hat on.
Dude, he was so hyped.
Yeah, he actually was hyped.
What are you doing drinking coffee at this hour?
Oh, I just took my cup out of the car.
Oh, right.
And I wasn't hitting anybody in the face.
The late night crew right here.
All right, ready
Levi would have done it
And he's like boys if I get in
I'm breaking it overall
He's like I'm not gonna do it
Just because I will break it
For him like barely being able to reach the pedals
And first time ever jumping a car
And being late at night he did
He did good
Oh shit
Better than Shred 80
I was gonna say unlike Shred 80
He did not lift
Yep he stepped on it
He was in between my mark
And Shred 80's mark
Not bad
Yeah, like right in the middle
Middle ground.
It really does jump well.
And basically
screen grab that,
that was a legendary photo.
No, I'm just kidding.
I will.
The best part,
like, of course,
then afterwards,
which I don't even blame you for,
Evan's like,
well,
like, we got to run that back.
And then I was like,
the fact that he jumped
way farther than shreds,
almost as far as Spenny,
a little short on that,
like maybe five to 10 feet.
I was like,
dude,
we got the oil pan intact
and Z got full air
in the GTI McQueen.
Like,
call it away.
I mean,
maybe did say that once, but I think I agreed
as soon as we talked about it for two seconds.
I'm like, yeah, such a W.
Yeah, good time. So, uh, just
funny that the, of all things,
the static GTI is what
we're over here jumping. Why is it the freaking, I
don't want to mention the other like
really repeatable jumpable
jumpable vehicle that we have that we could
be jumping. Yeah, that's true because that
what is it? It starts with a T and ends with
an R. Yeah, but that's just like,
that's just not as cool because it like,
I just don't even want you guys.
to pull it out. We're going to hit
something. What are we going on here?
Hey, puppy. Hey, how we doing?
We got a puppy in the studio.
That doesn't sound like a puppy. That sounds like an
attack dog. What do we got, Betty?
Nothing. Okay.
When he surprised me with animals, I'm like,
okay, what do you have been doing a dog now?
What are we got now? This is a K-9
police dog. Be so funny to let him loose.
Just be sniffing around around here.
Knocks over all the tripods.
See ya. See ya. I was wondering
what was going on there.
I've got stressed out.
That sounded like an aggressive dog.
I think he just wanted to play.
Spenny didn't even get to see it.
I couldn't see it, but it sounded aggressive.
He was just excited.
Just the black lab.
Or Spenny calls it a lab.
Spenny, what do you think about your new car?
Oh, dude, I love it.
So sick.
You like it?
I love it.
Hydraulics.
Yeah, I know.
You were popping them so much.
Dude, I just can't know, but it's just so natural.
It just feels so natural.
Spenny was doing the driving.
Ben caught excited with the joysticks.
Yeah, I actually didn't really rip the joysticks.
I don't think Ben stopped playing with the controls for that for a solid 45 minutes until the motor burned out.
He was on the brink.
Those things were so fucking hot.
They were so hot.
They could start on fire.
They literally burned your guard to the ground.
They did start on fire.
The batteries were smoking.
Yeah, the hydraulic motor was burnt and there's eight giant batteries connected together with like double zero gauge wire.
and they were smoking.
Melted.
So now basically it's just like a slam-to-the-ground car
with 15-inch wheels on it.
It's stuck to the ground right now.
And one of the hydraulic cylinders is blown out.
Yep, that's unfortunate.
Yeah, as soon as it blew a leak, I'm like,
man, I hope Spenny doesn't push it with no fluid in it.
It wasn't me.
It was Ben.
It was not me.
Yeah, the rear right hydraulic sounded like somebody
finishing off their slurpy.
It was like,
trying to get the rest of the hydraulic.
or when it started leaking,
that was when we started doing the rollers
and Ben took over the control.
He went for a full 30 minutes on it.
Damn, it sucks.
That was so preventable.
And then it sounded like a slurpy.
A little more fluid and it would have been fine.
It sounded like a slurpy for about 10 seconds
and then he kept going.
And then that's when the motors was like
made a very bad whining noise
and then a bunch of smoke just filled the cabin.
I think that there was like a misconception.
Like when they asked the wrench is like,
well, is it okay to use?
Like, technically, yes, as long as the fluid was still in it, but once the fluid's gone,
then it was going to get hot.
Not good time to use it.
Anyway, you'll be able to fix that right up.
Luckily, you can fix it.
We can order more hydraulics for it.
Yeah, we'll get her fixed.
Anything's possible.
And that thing, like, dude, imagine taking that thing to Zorba's so good.
Imagine taking that thing anywhere.
Yeah.
Dude, I just want to hit the streets as you.
I'll take the El Camino.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You take the Ler Rider?
Yep.
Oh, man.
That's a movie.
That is a movie.
That is a movie.
We can get into some trouble.
Cheech and Chong.
Dude, I can't wait to hit my first car meet.
I've never hit a car meet before.
Really?
I've never had a car meet.
You actually, like, never been...
Are you saying, like, hit it with the vehicle of your own,
or you just never even been?
I don't think I've ever even really been to one.
The problem is, Benny, we would be the people that the people that go to car meets
just shake their head at.
Maybe.
A couple of good cars.
I think that the people are going to like it if I'm bouncing.
It's tastefully done up.
You're parking.
next to somebody's pride and joy, and you're freaking
bim-b-b-b-b-b-b-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-ch.
Shooting hydraulic fluid
onto their lambos?
Well, there's no Lampos around here, buddy.
I wonder if anyone's ever put hydraulics like that on, like, a Lamborghini.
Imagine that?
That would be crazy.
Yeah, what's, like, the most high-end car that they've done a hydraulic bouncer on?
I mean, anything's possible, but, like, there's not even, think of how much trunk space
that it requires for hydraulics.
I don't know where you put that on a Lamborghini.
on the roof.
Do it on a rolls,
right.
I bet a rolls or a Bentley
you would have fit in.
Yeah.
Maybe a
continental.
Ooh,
that'd be a crazy offer.
There's actually no room
in the trunk.
The roof takes up.
Oh,
if it wasn't a convertible
one.
Backseat.
Yeah.
Ken's is almost too much
of a classic.
We'd have to give it
a candy paint job
before we do that.
For sure.
And if we're going to
give it a candy paint job,
we might as well
fuck up the original paint job.
And put a new motor in it.
It actually is too much
of a classic.
There's too much
original on that car to do that.
I still think you need to get a crazy set of
wheels. Don't do anything to modify
the vehicle. I do agree. Just put
some wheels on it and then you can go back
to the original. I was talking to banker. He was saying
to do aftermarket wheels
on that, you have to fuck with the suspension, which then
requires... What has got to be
a setup? What if the wheels... That's like him saying putting
tires and wheels on his truck,
because he's like, well, you know, I'm only running 48.
Yeah, just run a normal
size.
He said the bolt...
The bolt pattern that's on the
there plus the way the suspension and all the fitment is you're saying it's a not just a one thing it's
like it's 17 different thing i just got to imagine there's one other set of wheels in this universe
that could go on there that wouldn't require modification this is what i'm being told
all right all right we'll keep it stopped then we keep it all original i gotta take it dump so
bad dude just let her fly that's what i'm running camos no one to notice hey cj poop your pants now
we got a thumbnail title
CJ poops his pants on the podcast.
Well, we'll finish it out.
See, do you go get what needs to be done, done.
I probably do gotta go.
I just ripped ass.
Yeah.
You gotta get out of here.
All right, we got through the spot studio.
And he's waddling out.
This is so bad, but I have to tell it now.
I ripped ass so bad last night that I woke a wander up.
Oh my gosh.
From the noise or the stairs?
I thought it was thunder?
Was that thunder?
Yeah, from the thing?
Oh my gosh.
That's actually...
It was bad.
And I literally heard her woke up,
but I was kind of trying to stay asleep.
And she was like,
she literally muttered,
what the fuck?
She was like, mad.
And she was like,
I couldn't fall asleep after it again.
Like, you woke me up
and I couldn't fall back asleep.
Oh, no.
The carbon dioxide meant...
It was bad, actually.
It started beeping.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
It's halfway across the room.
Bro, the last night that we were in Vegas,
me and Big Ranch were rooming together.
And it was,
about 1.30 or 2 in the morning, which was the earliest.
We had went back up to the room and we raided the gas station.
He went chicken salad. I went to the room. Had a little snack.
Bro, for like two hours, we laid in bed giggling like small children.
It was just back. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What a great room. Like one of the simplest, like, things to laugh at, you know, just trying to fall asleep.
It's all silent.
They just,
uh,
fucking five minutes later.
The other side,
yeah.
Just giggling,
quiet for five minutes,
run it back.
The other primal instinct
thing to laugh at
is when people get hurt,
I feel like.
You can't,
you can't not watch a video
someone getting hurt.
I just remembered something
super funny that happened this weekend.
Yeah.
So,
Igranj is tuned up.
Also,
just having,
having Brian on the trip was so fun.
Just like a different,
dynamic and he was tuned up it was right after dinner and we we kind of get out we're giggling we're
pushing each other a little bit and he falls on the ground but only spills like a little bit out of
no no he i made him fall okay so because so i was standing i was standing with my legs open and he
came up behind me and like put his leg yeah like put his foot up between my legs and then i like freaked
out and like squeezed i like squeezed because i thought he was going to like nutshot me so i squeezed and
caught his foot and then he was stuck on one leg but he had a couple drinks so he was hopping and then
he just fully like fell back and then he just he spills a little bit out of his drink but he kind of
pulls a julian and like mostly keeps the glass straight the glass good just the ice just the ice
like shook out and so we all get up and we're like jee bigger get up get up get up and we kind of like
shuffle like 10 feet away and then right after that this girl walks into the drink he just spilled
and just folds herself down on the ground.
It was slippery because I went over and I checked
and I like touch it with my shoe and I was like,
holy shit that's slippery floor.
Her leg like this down on the ground.
And no one else really saw it and it was so embarrassing
that I just had to look away.
You didn't go over and hopper?
No.
Because we were kind of just vacating away and I was like,
oh my gosh, like Big Ranch's drink just made that girl fold.
It was reminding me of when Ken hopped on the floor scubber
and then like end out
also a legendary
times
I think it was on almost the same floor
it was like upstairs of the Cosmo or whatever
despite per chance the clip I sent
so yeah this is like one of those
laughing at people getting hurt and you shouldn't
I really really really
hope this guy's okay I haven't looked into it
but this clip was shocking to me
this is unfortunate you guys see this one
oh this is insane I saw this and didn't even think it was real
yeah this is insane dude
I thought it was AI
I saw this and I was like, this is stupid.
I just swiped away and thought it was AI.
Oh my gosh, I feel bad.
I mean, it's just a big, it's a big dude.
He's old.
That had to have hurt.
I really see another follow up on that that he
actually was laughing it off.
He's a type of grandpa that's like, fuck, you don't fight with a bison.
That's what's going to happen to you.
He was like really chill about it and okay, which is pretty legendary.
That makes me super happy to hear that.
That makes me, okay, too.
Because I don't think that clip is just funny for like this week.
That might be like a legendary clip.
Yeah, forever.
Johnny Knoxville with a bull in the air style.
Yeah.
Like insane.
Whenever there's like a really good meme,
they'll just be Instagram pages that'll be like Buffalo tossing old man daily.
And then just post the same clip every day.
Man who was launched by Bison and reported making jokes despite breaking multiple bones.
Oh, okay.
So we did break some bones.
Did you hurt a little bit then.
Yeah.
What a legend.
Well, fellas, that was fun.
We've lost.
We've lost Ben and we've lost CJ, but...
Dude, they're just falling off today.
They're falling off one by one.
The B team.
The B team is taking care of business.
Let's go.
Should we pull Jack in?
See if he's got anything to say?
Jack, come over here.
What do you C Team, Jack?
Jack C.
Yeah, I guess we JV.
The filmer of the B team?
He's JV. He's JV.
He's JV squad.
Dude, B team is just holding it down.
Dude, I was talking with,
I think it was Ev, or maybe it was you, Spenny.
But I was like, I think the B team should just start running a bit.
Yeah, we should.
When Ben and C.J.
are putting the final touches on the video, making it, you know, making it exactly what it is,
then we just go out and we film a little shenanigan.
Bro, we roll back to the shop thinking we've just acquired gold.
We sit down so stokes.
We review the footage and they're like, what the fuck?
This is what these guys did all day.
There's no content.
It's just some bullshit and then it ends with something broken.
I think both ends of the spectrum will happen.
There's no chance that we present them, everything we ever present them as the B team, that it's going to be a hit.
But there's going to be some.
It's the perfect opportunity to pull a prank on either Ben or CJ because they're always busy and like then rarely leave the shop during that day.
The prank star.
That's true.
So many things.
Maybe we can bring your dumb stuff in the dark to.
light make it happen in the afternoon on Thursdays.
That's true.
That's probably a good idea to do it in the light.
Well, let's get the boys out on the bike.
Yeah, I think that's, that'd be a good.
Whatever.
I mean, honestly, the freaking, the people should drop up some comments and let us know
what they want to see the B team do.
And we'll just, we'll just start conquering them one by one.
There we go.
Oh, man, I just got to, you just got to find some extra time.
Literally want nothing more than exactly.
Are you dropping out of the B team, Mike?
No, I'm not dropping out of the B team.
He's like, we should do, we should do B-Team stuff on Thursdays.
And then I was like, I would if I, like, didn't have so much shit to get ready for the website every single Thursday.
However, the giveaway is over now.
So we're locked.
What are we doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow's Thursday, fellas.
We better think quick.
We better start brainstorming, boys.
True.
We just text the group chat.
Hey, everybody on the B-team, meet us in the war room.
Ben and C.J.
Don't worry about me.
No, we have our own group chat.
They don't even know about it.
You're right. There we go.
There you go.
All right.
Well, the B team's going to assemble.
And we assemble at Zorba's.
That's where our team meetings happened.
Over a couple trash cans.
We do a catering Zorba's mission with trash cans and pizza.
Well, that's just the B team conference room.
Yeah, B team conference room is Zorbas.
All right.
Well, I guess we better get to work.
We got a video to film tomorrow.
We got work to do.
Yes, we do.
It's Thursday.
We got work to do.
Yes, we do.
All right, fellas.
We'll catch you later.
Thanks for watching.
peace
