Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken Quits Vaping, We Started A Prank War, & Larry Enticer Beef

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

In today’s episode Jake Sherbrooke joins us to talk about the prank war going on in Cormorant, and how we are living rent free in his head. We then talk about how Lamborghinis avoid deer, Raptor Vs TRX, The reason why Ken is quitting vaping, Squashing our beef with Larry Enticer (and why we deserved it), Legendary face reveals, and more! Enjoy Sign up for your $1 per month trail at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN #Ridgepod Head to https://www.DRINKAG1.com/WIDEOPEN to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP at https://www.fabletics.com/wideopen For a limited time Hollow Socks is having a Buy 2, Get 2 Free Sale. Head to https://www.Hollowsocks.com today to check out their huge sale. #Hollow Sockspod To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and stretch. Steep. Flip. Or that and enjoy. Via rail, love the way. You guys getting into Fortnite?

You guys are like 10 years late. Oh, Jacob. Ryan, you're almost 30 years old playing Fortnite at your dad's house. Jacob, stop this. I'm kind of on edge. We're in your head, rent free? Yeah, 100%.

Not going to lie. I'm looking over at Alex right now, and I think she heard $2 million life insurance policy. Is this something I need to be watching out for? She's got a twinkle in her eye. Yeah, she's smiling. Look at a laundry. Now your vaping's costing me money. I actually was thinking this week, I'm like, it's time to stop.

I have these same shoes, but it means. Oh, yeah. Good one, Mike. Actually, I have three pairs of these. I really like them. Yeah, I do too. I don't know why, but this. color might have came smaller maybe because it's a women's I don't know yeah no these I got a

Facebook ad they were like 40 bucks a piece dude and so I'm just like okay I got to get these and so I'm running around wearing 40 dollars shoes and Dalton's walking around wearing $1,300 shoes it's insane like there's a big switch up and it's funny because technically I'm his boss like he's dressed nicer in me he's got a Rolex on fucking $300 shoes it's insane and I'm happy to see it though well i mean you let's not miss here that you probably bought in like 200 pairs of dunks in your life for sure maybe have you perhaps spent all your money on fortnight skins instead is that where all your money is right i forgot i had this there uh no i actually have not been buying any fortnight skins i just been i i earned the homer skin oh that's actually hard to get he's just

been losing all of his money in crypto oh well everybody has that too but uh no as far as the the gaming, no, I don't believe in buying the skins, just because it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the game. Maybe one or two or three, but it'd have to be like something really rare, but yeah, I don't know. I'm just, maybe I'm old school. Maybe I'm old school. I like earning it.

But, uh, yeah, Ryan, I saw you were getting into Fortnite. Dude, it was actually pretty bad. I had, like, a moment. I was actually pretty bad. No, no, I did great. Me and Spenny were running. We won like 15 out of 18 games we played. It was an insane.

What lobby were you in? I don't know. Like, Ryan was the host. Oh, were you the host? No, no Spenny was. Oh, gosh. I think I'm actually higher than Spenny, but he had a friend that was really good. But yeah, I had a realization.

I'm building my house now, so it is torn down and gone. So I moved back in with my dad so I could live at a place for cheap while it's being built. And I had a realization that I'm 29 years old living in my dad's house playing Fortnite on a Tuesday evening. That happens more than you think, though, brother. That's a tough look. It was tough. A wander walked in and was like, want to hang out? And I'm like, no, babe, got a couple more games to win.

Yeah, dude. that's i've i've had the same realization i'm like i'm 29 and i'm sitting here playing a fucking kids game i know i feel like i'm like literally 10 years late on it too yeah but also i feel like it's coming back around to us like i almost think it's more immature for us to just be hanging at a bar it's probably worse you know what i'm saying like like i would say you're getting less done hanging at the bar like you're at home oh the hot dog bandit fucking hot dog perpetrator. Yeah.

Make sure this guy isn't keyster and a hot dog over here. What are you, you trying to distract us while your homies fucking spray this shop now too, or what? We got a little plan and play. Oh, do you? Yeah, I got to keep you guys here for a little while. All right. Let's get the duct tape.

Let's do what we did to Cody. Yeah, we'll dump tape. By the way, Cody, sorry about that, man. We totally forgot about him. Like, how long was he on that pole? That had to be so uncomfortable. At least 45, yeah. That's crazy.

And he didn't complain once. dude i would have been kind of freaking out like if you held my arms i would be like i got an itch on my nose and i would start freaking out was he in there for the whole drifting session too i well yeah i think my favorite part about all of it is he missed all of it like he was just hearing it just hearing madness outside what's going on well you had an idea what was probably going on yeah yeah i think we fully intended to cut him off the pole and kind of just forgot such a good kid well we got distracted with the hot dogs being sprayed at our building i've seen so many AI videos of me and freaking hot dogs and doing whatever that the video of us shoveling

that Ben took shoveling all the dogs in front of your door literally I was there and it looks AI yeah yeah that does look AI and then when you come out what are you guys doing that also looked AI I was like what is real life really what is real life really I mean our whole life doesn't even really feel like real life no but yeah it's it's very strange I think this whole freaking Cormron scenario is the strangest thing ever at like one point in time would anyone believe any of that story like yeah we dropped off like 4,000 hot dogs in his doorstep and then he put them in a giant truck and sprayed them over the entire company the lore of Cormron is pretty crazy like even if you go back you know

obviously there was the dog mayors there was Dave terrorizing the town like there's just so much lore in such a small town it is insane like not to and I say this humbly but we're like getting pretty famous we're getting pretty famous and it's all just localized in this little ass town like those littleest town and we don't really associate with other

like big celebrities or famous people or big influencers and like we have the opportunity to like we get like people hit us up and oftentimes we're just like eh we kind of just like it here we got what we need here and we just stay here and just keep doing our thing and it's just funny like

it really is just funny and like sometimes people want to come up here we're like we're okay like we're good here we got our friends already we got stuff you know the YouTuber per capita rate of Cormon is insane it's got to be I think it's capped out bigger than L.A. I think it's capped out like there's actually no more room in Cormoran though where you're just like you know you grew up here or you moved here because you were like I'm trying to live that and then it's like what the fuck is going on like everyone a YouTuber nowadays like you guys this guy's running around doing all this crazy shit all the time I can't even drive down the road because someone's fucking hanging out in the middle of it.

So that is the thing, though, is people that live in Cormorant probably think that, like, everyone's YouTubers these days. Like, they're like, all right, we got 17 people that live in this town. Two of them are YouTubers. So that's got to be how the rest of the world is. You know, you got YouTube. Every single town is just getting taken over by YouTubers. No, just Cormor. Yeah.

I did have that thought, though. Like, what if someone moved to Cormon? They're like, yeah, the YouTuber per capita there is insane. I'm going to do well. We become like the new L.A. Everyone's moving here because it's like a little... The success rate is very high. No, I don't think that there's actually any more room, though.

No, we get the south side of Cormoron's full and the north side of Cormoron's full. That's it. No more. Yeah, it's full. It honestly would be bad for the town. Like, you know, we joke, but we're pretty respectful of the town. And that's the thing is like other people come in and maybe they think like, oh, you can just do whatever you want around here. But you can't.

You can't. Like, you got to... We're walking on eggshells a lot. We're like, okay, get, wait until they go, be respectful. We know how to, like, navigate it, so we're not inconveniencing really anyone. I think we've been doing it long enough where people expect it from us. And your last name is on 90% of the streets around here. So.

It's like, get money. When you were growing up, they knew they're like, oh, well, there's a Sherbrook kid in town. Yeah. We're cooked. Oh, my God. Dude, thanks for coming, Jake. Yeah. Thanks, bud.

Yeah. Thanks for having me. kind of showed up on announce, but, you know, it's kind of what we do in this town anyway. Yeah, appreciate you pulling up. I was welcome besides when you have hot dogs that you're spraying all over our parking lot. Besides for spraying our entire compound down with hot dogs, what do you've been doing? Just waiting for you guys to maybe do a little rebuttal. So, you know, I'm not going to go away from the prank for it.

The amount of times I've been in bed and I will hear someone outside and I have sprinted outside to grab the keys out of like my truck or put it inside or make sure my doors are locked. Like, I'm kind of on edge. Like, I woke up at, like, three in the morning to the neighbor guy just opening his garage door, thinking it's my other garage door opening. I'm like, no, it's happening. I got it's doing something. So we're in your head, rent free?

Yeah, 100%. Not going to lie. Well, it's good to know. Let us tell you something. When we strike, we're going to strike hard. And fast. I know. Like, I just know it's coming.

And there's nothing to be able to do about it. So just stay on edge. It might be, it might be a month. It might be three months now. Could be this afternoon. Could even be this afternoon. It might be right. happening right now you're afraid of snakes take the snake bro no afraid of nothing

your guys this entire plan is just to break me down mentally yeah basically yeah so after we had dropped the hot dogs off thinking it was just a light little joke on the neighbor we're like oh should we go back and pick those hot dogs up and I was like nah leave them I want to see what he does with them little did I know that you were going to mulch them up and spray them over every square inch that we That was awesome. When we were coming up with the idea, there was a few people over there were like, is this too far?

Is this? Is this too far? And we're like, no. No. It's a massive mess, dude. Yeah. Debatedly one of the biggest messes. It still smells.

Have you been over there? Oh, yeah. No, I've been over there. Yeah, it still smells. It's good that it hasn't been 85 degrees because it would be bad. It maybe would have been good, though, if it was summer just because I feel like birds and stuff would have ate them. It's true. Instead, they just kind of like are hanging around and our neighbor's dog, Doug.

Doug has been just fucking eating Dude, all day he's just over there eating He's up like 15 pounds He's eating like a king Every time I'm over there He's like sniffing around the woods I was worried he was gonna get sick But then I also saw him eating a dead deer

In the ditch like the other day And I was like This guy's fine The hot dogs are the least of his problem Yeah dude I was watching your Snapchat I didn't realize like you like foam can in the whole building Yeah Had to

It's a mess It was very green It was so bad. It was creased. It was so, like, I just got my truck detailed, and I was like, I'll park it right here. It should be good. No dust on it. And then the hot dog dust from the ground, like, flew up onto it and left, like, grease spots all over it.

Oh, no, that's my bad. I was sweeping? Or was it just the wind? You did what you could, brother. Yeah. Well, have you guys seen the van that you bought? Yeah. Is it full of hot?

Have you looked at it? It never got cleaned off. So what's happening? The van. So it landed on the Corvette, and we probably waited. a day to clean that off. Don't get a full buff job on it. Really?

Yeah. It was whatever is in hot dog water is not good for your car. I had to, all of our pressure washers were being used immediately after, and my truck was absolutely cake. And I was like, okay, well, I'm going to just drive to the car wash real quick, run it through, come back. I ran it through seven times. What the fuck?

And then I had to go to the self-serve. I had to go to the self-serve thing and fucking pressure wash it again. You got eight washes under his belt and one. It was insane. And then there was still stuff on it. And I was like, whatever. I'm just going to do this tomorrow. I got the majority of it.

Did you elbow grease it? I had to, yeah. How did seven car washes not get rid of it? It would touch free. They weren't like the touchless, but... The film on it, it's never going away. It was just this film. And there was also chunks.

Like, the chunks stayed. It was very interesting. Yeah, I had to get within, like, a foot with our pressure washer. That's a heavy-duty pressure washer on the side of the building. And that was an hour after it happened. Yeah. I was like, imagine if we would have left this for like three days or for a week. 20 minutes down the road at 65 mile an hour and it all dried on there.

Yeah, pretty corrosive though. If you want to. I was worried it was maybe going to be like eggs on paint, you know, where it just literally peels it off. Why does that happen? Eggs literally, if you egg a car, it will peel the paint. What do eggs do to paint? Why do they do that? Same for bug guts.

And also tomatoes. When tomatoes dry, I don't know what it is about it, but it's just like hardened. Yeah, yeah, tomato sauce. I'd tear my whole house down. Eggs are acidic and have abrasive solids that can ruin the clear coat on car paint. Pretty sure bologna's the same thing. Wasn't that like a prank once upon a time, a long time ago? People would bologna the side of someone's car.

I mean, that's pretty funny, though. When you're driving by, you throw, I've seen it. I don't know if I've seen it with bologna, but yeah, you do it with the craft cheese. Yeah, and then you drive by, you look at somebody, and then you throw it. Big slab of cheese on their window and drive off. That's pretty funny. It is a solid break. I've been driving the giveaway car lately, the Yukon.

It's extraordinary. It's literally the nicest car ever. Yeah, I don't know if you should be. I know. Don't worry. Like legit anybody else could. So nervous. So nervous driving it.

You have no freaking idea. Like it's fun and I'm enjoying it. But I am nervous every mile that I put on it. It would suck of a deer ran inside of that thing. I'd feel like. such a mega idiot like i would be i mean the odds are in the dummy zone this the odds are pretty good that that happens to ryan is what we'd have to do ryan you'd have to buy that you con from us and then deal with you probably just drive it around with the busted upside probably we'd replace it

with another ucon of the exact same spec yeah and then you know the winner doesn't have a crash vehicle and yeah and then everybody wins except for me right now you got another vehicle well that's true that's true and better than longer ryan's trashed record with deer is to the point when I'm like opening Snapchats and he's like cool check it out and his camera flips around I just know one of his vehicles are going to be total like it's just like the amount of deer

you've hit is 10 to 1 compared to all it's yeah well it's just two in the last year so it feels extra bad dude you know what you need to get is a Uris like Ben's car I just found this out yesterday but his has like a camera system in the front obviously has a camera system but it's some kind of what is it infrared

or night vision yeah it's like night vision infrared it sees the deer before Before him, he was saying. What? And, like, dings and makes a bunch of noise. So, like... It's crazy. It's really good, too.

I just throw this out yesterday. That's so nice. Next time you look at my car, there's, like, this little... The ball in the front. The ball in the front. Yeah. If you're driving at night, it'll pick up deer in the ditch or on the road way ahead of my headlights, and it'll show the deer on the center screen, and then it'll start popping

up and dingin at me, like, deer, deer, deer, deer, deer, deer, deer. And you can lock them up. And then, and then I can lock them up. And then I can lock them up. And then, and then I, lock them up and I'm like where is this thing and then I'll drive slow and then sure it runs right in the side of you

that's pretty sweet hasn't happened yet but no that's so nice actually dude I bet you like it's going to work its way down the ladder like obviously the Uris is more towards the top but like give it four or five years a Raptor's going to have that that would be nice that'd be amazing come standard around here the deer so dumb so why'd you end up going with the Uris oh the animal detection

that's what you should do Ryan I save so much money by not hitting deer that I could buy a I was autopiliting home earlier this year from your house, Ryan, and I wasn't paying the closest attention of the road. And the car just locked up the brakes. I had to be pretty scared. And the deer just runs across in front of me. Wow. So Tesla can do it too. It has infrared? No, just like the cameras picked it up. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like the Tesla cameras, no shade towards you can, but I'm not that impressed with them. They are very grainy. You think Elon would put some better cameras. I do agree. Like your backup camera and stuff, you think would be like 4K.

impressed with them but also it's good one that's clean it's just like they get dirty really easy the thing we forget though is like it's not necessarily supposed to be this high end car like tesas aren't supposed to be high end cars they're supposed to be mass yeah mass production which that's what i thought about too when how many cameras like does your cyber truck have eight or 10 quite a bit it's got the one inside too right it's watching you no you are right though ryan it's still well if you get the top model it's a hundred grand backup camera majority of them are also i'm I wish that was a thing. When you were like specking out a vehicle,

if I could like pay extra to have high-deaf backup camera versus crust-ass backup camera, I would. Dude, they put the AI driving or the thing that you have in your car, but they put it in a Mustang and it just like turns the wheel towards it. I noticed you're around a crowd. Would you like to turn into the crowd or cancel that? It's just a yes or no button. I was going to say it.

So you were saying like technology in cars. Like I've never had like a new. truck or whatever the amount of technology going into new vehicles is insane so i think i saw this from you a while ago but i took a water bottle in my gen three and put it in the steering wheel and put it like just in like the full lane assist mode it is borderline self-driving like when i went and got cody's drift car i didn't touch the wheel really like it just drove it all the way there and it's got like the start stop and then with the water bottles in the steering wheel it it thinks there's a wheel yeah yeah it literally brought me all the way there and all the way back

I'm like, at what point is it just like not going to drive anymore? Yeah, it's easy to get lazy. Oh. Dude, it's crazy that the different tiers of it, obviously Tesla has like, it's full driving or whatever. In my Bronco, I was like so excited. I'm like, oh, I got lane assist.

It's not self-driving and it's not even close. Like I set it on, come up to a curve. Just don't. Wait, what? Like all the other, the new Ford, the Ford we were given away, like that had the real lane assist, which were you could pretty much just, drive.

Yeah. It is. There's a lot of tears to it. Yeah. I was confused by that. But it's all the same button. So you don't really know how well it's going to work out. Exactly.

Like some literally drive themselves and some just vibrate your seat when you hit the line. So the Yukon literally drives itself? Yeah. It has super cruis. So on the interstate or county highways, no, state highways. You can press a button and it will like legitimately drive itself. No hands on the wheel. For how long?

Generally until there's like an intersection. Wow. But I mean, it'll drive you all the way through Fargo. all the things and everything and if the GPS has it on it'll take the corners for you like it'll take your exit change lanes through everything it's pretty sick they keep saying they keep saying in year like sooner than you think all cars are going to be self driving like you know all this and I'm just like that sounds terrible like that really sounds terrible like let's just say 20 years from now all the cars are self driving and they're electric like completely it sounds boring dude

like you're not even driving the car like or they're all just robo taxis like that sounds really boring, but obviously there's for other people that don't really care for driving. If you're just commuting, like, does it matter? Like, you're driving the same road every day and it's kind of boring and just you're not really paying attention anyways. Like, does it matter if it drives itself? Is that good for- Is that good, though?

Yeah, but like something about, like, being engaged when you are driving, like, it wakes your brain up or, you should say you should be engaged. Most people driving probably aren't, though. Yeah, that is true. You look at how many people, you look on the road how many people are using their phone on the road. And it's just like, if the car is doing it by itself, then you're kind of eliminating that risk factor. If somebody not paying attention, you stop and then they just run into the back of you. I mean, there's no doubt it's probably much safer, especially in like big cities.

And I'm sure it's great in big cities. If it's just like, if it's just like internal long traffic, you just hop in it. That is true. Robot driving while you're on your phone is probably safer than you driving while you. That's for sure. All I got to say is Mike hold on to that, that viper. You know, manual V-10 is going to be gas. I think about that a lot.

I think about, like, in 10 more years even, that this, yeah, I mean, realistically. So sick. It's going to be like, like I mentioned whatever podcast on the I-Robot when he breaks out the crotch rocket. And they're like, is that a gas bike? It's got gears. Dude, I would love to have like a V-12 eventor just for that purpose as well. like really like they don't make v12s anymore i don't think just everything's moving down cylinders so like having something like that you know you hold onto it yeah investments

drive it when it's insane to drive it speaking of bigger motors jacob trx what's better or have you not answered that in your video yet are you working there no i have here's my thought on the trx i think it drives like a lumber wagon but it's fast as shit you should get a raptor That is literally what everyone in the comments is saying. They're like, just get a Raptor R. Then you have best of both worlds. I'm like, yeah, the problem with the Raptor R's, there's still a hundred and something.

Still a hundred and something. Like that TRX, we only picked up like 50 something. It is a pretty awesome. That's a lot of truck for the price. Yeah, that's for sure. No, it, it hauls.

But other than that, like, I don't think it's going to do that good off-roading. Like, we're going to go take it down some trails and mob it and see what it does. I always thought the TRX was pretty floaty when I would drive yours, Ryan. Like, just as fast as the Raptor are like literally the same but i was i did always think there was like a little

like yeah and don't get me wrong they are extremely nice trucks we're just oh yeah yeah yeah i just in here but like yeah i just thought i was like yeah the rapture for a daily driver way nicer trx absolute monster on wheels what the what the what the fuck did tony do um when he he hit like a tree or something and there was no outside footage of it right it was just the inside yeah so basically we were trying to take like a shot of just his corner up there and whatever tony thought the camera was over here so he's like oh i'm just gonna start swinging this thing totally lost control he says he had a dialed in and he basically like drove up a tree and it bounced off and i was like he's rolling like i literally straight up thought he was gonna roll you see it with your eyes yeah i was right

behind him and i was like i just couldn't it literally looked like monster jam but the trees it's good to see tony breaking something yeah how many trucks you guys got i don't know like what are you doing dude i we don't like how many trucks like legit how many trucks 10 oh it's probably more that we yeah let's see hold on it's a full on it's a full on dealership we have five raptors t rx obs the giveaway raptor i swear i see you in a new truck every three weeks yeah well ken that's what happens when you're rich slinging slinging sunglasses the way he is yeah putting bums on your face bums dot com baby yeah baby right here um no i don't know i think our goal is just like i want to try them all and whatever i'm gonna have my goal is to have a shed of 10

raptors of all kinds of generations you're pretty close yeah you should be there in the next like four months just every single combination like my dream is we have people come out right and they're like oh we need a vehicle i'm like oh just go in the shed and they open the door and i'm just like pick one that's what i want to do just all rat dom torredo yeah that's awesome pick one like i just i love that you did pick the best truck ever made for it and you've obviously been living that it's the best truck ever made ever since dave got his first one really but that's what started at all for me like it's just awesome it's the best truck ever made it really is ever since stealing dave's raptor as soon as he would pass out and go to bed and we would hop in that thing and we

would go and hit the ditch at 90 and then go and jump it and then hit every snowbank in the county and then bring it home before he wakes up i think it was you and you right this i didn't have my driver's license but ryan did so i'm like hey dad can we take your raptor and i'm like ryan's got it Ryan will drive. Wait, Walmart. What are you talking? This is what we said where we were going to Walmart.

We always said we were going to Walmart. But we were just going in the back field, burying this thing up to the doors. And I remember me and Ryan, and I think you were there, got so stuck that we were wearing flip-flops and like shorts. And it's like negative 20.

And I have to run all the way of the shop and get a skids here right now. Like this is bad. And like, we couldn't even open our doors. And when my dad got it back the next day, he's like, this thing drives like shit. Wheels are put on.

I remember that. He comes out to the garage and it was, It was still packed full of snow. Yeah. And he goes, Walmart. Yeah. Fucking Walmart.

Oh, I bet. Junior, you're up. Walmart. We all just. I just remember that. Yeah, we're all just like, oh, shit. We messed up.

So, uh, we had our buddy Adam Peterson come over the other day. He's a professional snow cross. Snowcross racer. We filmed a great video coming up. But, uh, that night, we were sitting around the TV and Ken did what has been, you become our favorite way to pass time and that's watch ken gamble so ken will start live streaming his blackjack up onto the tv and we'll just sit on the couch and watch right ken proceeds to take like a hundred bucks turn it into a thousand and then turn it back into zero and then i think

he puts another couple hundred bucks in loses that and then he gets up and goes home so he just lost a bunch of money but he fired us up in the process so we go all right let's start rolling some dice boys so the whole crew gets up and we get around the pool table and I'm like all right what do you guys want to start shaking for 50 bucks and I was like ah I don't have any money and I go perfect ATM's right here brother and he goes uh this is weirdly convenient okay goes in tries pulling 100 bucks out gets 20 gets charged for 75 yeah I got that thing rigged up good Don't I? That's making money.

That is straight bank fraud, C.J. All right. Don't put this on the call. Yeah, so I guess, so he was pretty upset that he just got jipped out of 50 bucks or 55 bucks. I'll send him $55. I paid him, so you owe me money, actually. No, but then we gambled. And then I gambled and then I took the money from you, so now we're even.

Is that how it works? I owe you $100. Thanks, Mike. Yeah, you do it. Hey, does anybody owe me any money? Mike's rich. That had my kickback to you in there, so. Oh, okay.

All right. Yeah, so we're all square. We're all square. What kind of business you run it over there, CJ? Well, a very profitable one. One time. It's charged 75, gets kicked out 20. You have one-time customers, though.

He ain't never coming back. Well, maybe. I'll tell him I reloaded it. No, you want to know what actually happened there is, so there was no money in it because, honestly, we just haven't been rolling. dice and it's a really big pain to reload that thing i i hardly even remember how to do it like there's like a code and then there's another code and then you got to like get into the back it like

i was chat gbt in it and it was a pain in the ass and also you have to reconcile all this shit with the bank there's an lc attach it's not as simple as you'd think having an atm look cj's just trying to talk down his business right now it's not as simple as you think it's a very harsh business so i could use the profits thank you adam but uh so anyways we doing that auction which you guys will see soon which i have something to take up with you about that jake but anyways so i was trying to get the ATM to the farm so i could have another successful day and i figured people were gonna kick some more people in the nuts well i figure people need the cash so i go through all the work trying to get this thing unlocked trying to remember the code is that it's

empty well that was the thing so sometimes if like a dollar is like slightly crinkled it kicks it into the separate jar so there was like i don't know apparently you 20 bucks $20 of those in So I like took them Fucking straighted them out We need to put these We need to put these dollars to work

Put them back in And I was testing it more so Like seeing like okay Let's see if this thing works Started working And then basically I never got around To getting bigger dollars

To bring to the auction left And then I When I saw that Adam was using the ATM I was like I hope it works Well let's see how much money is in there I couldn't really remember how many, how many dollars there were. But, uh, yeah, sorry about that, Adam.

But, hey, man, you know, he should have showed up with cash. But, uh, yeah, Jake, speaking of the auction and Mustangs, you show up to our auction, raise all this noise. And then you just didn't buy a single thing. Yeah, what was up with that? Didn't buy a single fucking thing. Okay. Here was my deal. The thing I wanted, I found out wasn't even getting auctioned off.

It just happened to be in the lineup. day before. What was it? Ryan C4 Corvette. It was just sitting over there. First off, why didn't you sell that? I was selling it right now.

What do you want to pay? No, I was waiting for that. Can't fire it up? All right. Can we get $500? $500? $1,000. $1,000.

$1,000 right here. $5,000. $5,000. $5,000. $15,000. $15,000. $15,000. $15,000.

$15,000. You want $16,000. $16,000. $1,000. $1,000. No, no, no, no, no, no. 15,500. Come on, go on, go on, Jake.

Come on, Jake. You're making so much money, Jake. Jake, just don't buy a truck for 20 minutes. Sold. $15,500. Sold to Jake Sherbro. Yeah, yeah, baby. Thanks, Jake.

You got a great deal. Oh, I'm sure I did. Great deal. Yeah. Wait, it's an auto. Yeah, I know. Ryan, why did you buy that thing if it was an auto? I thought that maybe it would just be, I thought it would be

Okay. Okay. And you thought it was maybe going to be more fun because you can't lie. It is fun. It's super fun and it's great. It actually runs and starts up every time doesn't overheat. It's great. Can't put a price on really any of those.

The overheat thing seems like a fat lie, but. It did that one day when it was hot, but now I've been running it pretty hot. Like, you cannot talk about. You have a crazy dream that your drift car was on fire. I know. that that sounds like funny like because it's been real so many times but dude I did and everybody was running around Mike's like fire extinguisher but it was like really on fire and we're all like I think I remember Ben just laughing and then all of us like running but

nobody was running anywhere we're all just like zigzagging around it where is there extingu yeah like yeah I mean it's also something that could happen in real life because like we don't really have like safety meetings like the extinguisher is by the third door right inside you know like that by every door but when we when i was watching the last video or whatever when you guys reference my car starting on fire for the nine thousandth time i just look at sydney and i'm like i'm going to be like 40 and on my like fifth drift car and they're still going to be referencing this is the most entertaining one yeah you think you're gonna have four more drift cars after that piece of shit i should at least start with the number two huh yeah

as you guys saw when jake came after us we're we're just trying to think of like how we could batten down the fort, right? And we were like, well, we got all these fire extinguishers sitting by the door that have been here for legit nine months. They're a safety item. So we used those to try and... Defense. Yeah, put up some defense against Jake.

And then after that, Mike was like, so just fuck me, I guess, huh? All my fire extinguishers. I think we just used up all my fire extinguishers that I had for my car. It is crazy how many you have, Mike. I had, well, I got like... Most people just have one for... I have one in the car still, so that's good. We're safe for one more fire.

Seven sitting in the farm, though. Yeah, I had a lot. I got them for free, so it's like, I'm not going to say... I'm not going to be like, oh, just take three. Might as well take them all, yeah. That guy commented on the video and he's like, yo, I just gave all those to my... Glad to see they were used for their purpose.

They were like expired, you know, like you can't use them in a bit of commercial area. But, uh, yeah, I went to school with him. He just hooked you up? Yeah, he just brought over. over like 10 fire extinguishers and I was like like genuinely we might not use these for fires but defense against hot dogs you guys don't understand when I exhale finally getting off the truck the amount of fire extinguisher that came out of my throat was concerning like and it's got such an interesting taste I was terrible was having like breathing troubles for like I'm not gonna lie like

the rest of the day I was just like coughing and then I'd like hawk up a lugy and it'd just be like a chunk of fire extinguisher dude I am sorry about that no it's what watching it back I I genuinely thought that once you started getting hit with it, though, you would have stopped. Yeah, no, I wasn't losing, bro. I was like, I will die on this truck. And you didn't stop. So, I mean, like, it's hard to be mad about it because you could have just stopped

and we would have stopped and then that would have been that. But yeah, you didn't. It reminds me of when Evan did a heater in Pizza Ranch. And he, like, I was in there filming him. And he, like, if he would have done five more seconds of heater, I legitimately think he would have tipped over And we would have to drag him out Nah dude, Ev's a beast

Those lungs, bro, are you kidding me? You know what those lungs endure every single day? That smoke wasn't nothing to him Well, okay, he said that I'm just like, bro, I would have tried to drag you up But I probably would have gone down to Between asbestos as his baseline And then his little

His little fucking robot dick That he sucks on every waking Second of the day I remember when So I remember when Big Rent, we were talking about, like, having to get some tires changed on the dirt bikes. And he's like, Big Run just goes, well, maybe Evan can do it between vape hits. That killed me. Speaking of putting poisonous things in your lungs and reaping the ramifications of it,

I have been working on getting us life insurance because we're working on our buy sales. We're working on becoming a proper company with proper benefits, right? and so I've been meeting with all these different guys and the general theme is you know you really only get paid out when you die but you have to pay before that and all of our rates are pretty similar except for one. Oh God.

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So preferred is like the best, non-smoker they said is probably we'll get. So it's about $1,100 a year for $2 million worth of coverage, per se, something about it happened. Anyone want to guess what old Kenjaminos is? Because I had him. known vapist and i asked him i said if he quits you know for like a test and whatever and they said if he was to say he quit and then started again and there was nicotine in his system they could deny the claim so i was like all right probably not worth it is he over double triple holy shit can this is all because he's a vapist pretty much three times is it worth it

ken now you're costing me money now your vaping's costing me money okay so i I actually was thinking this week I'm like Before you even brought this up I was like it's time to stop What? Because now is it time, Ken? $616.

I've been trying to cut back alcohol in my life And then I was like, okay, well, what's the next thing? I'm going to cut back that honestly. So yeah, honestly, it's time to cut that. Yeah, for literally $1,600 a year. Or $2,000. $300. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, this was actually one of the better quotes. Dude, this is a huge moment. This is. This is a huge moment. The billboard didn't do it. This is it. This moment. This is it?

Take it out and throw it away. I actually don't, I don't have one right now. That's what I'm talking about. Because I, I just don't have one now. Now you don't even have to be worried. Dude, congratulations, Ted. Congratulations. Holy shit.

After everything we've done over the last five years of trying to get you to quit, $1,500 did it. That is pretty funny. I'm just trying to make better choices in my life. And that's honestly, if that's what happens, then that's just what it is. Smart. Dude,

you're probably just thinking about it now, too, with how much you're working out and you're breathing hard, you're probably like, damn, like, why am I putting this into me? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that was kind of one of the thoughts and it was just kind of turn 30 and it's just like I need to fucking not be a lazy piece of shit in my life and just make better choices. I love that. I will go to defend you, against your self on this one?

I don't think... You are so many things, but not a lazy piece of shit. So many things. I didn't go to the gym for like so long. Oh, my God. I was like, I need to like make a change my life. And that was kind of the first one.

I'm trying to make better choices in my life. And I think this is kind of the, that's that next little better choice. Good job, Ken. Congratulations. Good job, Kenny. Help is in. I don't know if we'll ever have that video drop,

the workout challenge video, just because it's just kind of gone by the wayside. But if there's one major positive, almost better than the whole video, is Ken has, like, legitimately changed his life. Yeah. Like, you have, like... He just quit vaping.

Oh, you quit vaping. He... Like, you've just turned around completely, like, 180. I mean, people who do it in the comments, everything. It's insane. I mean, I think it's pretty inspiring. So maybe we will be able to... It's going to drop.

We got to, we got to make it happen. 100%. It's, like, going to be one of the best videos ever for the story that's kind of... playing out it's just tough i think for us because it's like it's tough to film working out every single day because it's kind of the same thing and uh so like we were just trying to figure out how to put together what was i don't think it's like that not the doing it every day i think it's more so like that there's the time lapse like what evan was trying to do like the progress

photos throughout the the updates the updates and then the the end of it was the the challenge we were trying to yeah the show our trainer's name was not ev not not evan Ev want to do progress. How am I looking, guys? To make that very clear. So I think it's more so like the end result is, you know, because we did the beginning part and then we got to do the actual show at the end of it. Yeah.

No, we got to finish it. You're right. You're right. We're going to pull together. But the thing is, it takes time. And, you know, big changes don't happen just overnight. So, Ryan, I'm looking at this. You know, I'm looking over at Alex right now.

And I think she heard $2 million life insurance policies. And now I am slightly, you know, is this something I need to be watching out for? She's got a twinkle in her eye. Yeah, she's smiling. Look at the launders. They're like, holy shit, this would be great. Perked up. Yeah, they did perk up.

I don't think you get it. If you guys are convicted of murder, you don't get it. So you better work on your plan and make it really good. Accidentally off CJ before the wedding. Fuck. She's like CPR in you when she read the fine print. Got way too excited. Get them back.

Well, that's, cool so probably not the conversation to have on the podcast but we keep getting emails about life insurance and then i asked everyone about it like you know i've been in calls like up the wazoo but it wasn't like hey we're trying to sell you life insurance it was like make sure you sign into your portal life insurance and then i asked like our accountants about it and they're like don't sign into that that might be a scam but we keep getting good mike and then our financial advisor he's like hey have you guys signed into that and no one says anything and then i'm like i keep getting emails and still nobody says anything and then yeah then when we talked to

that's on me telling him what to do what not to do I asked Ryan about it and he's like I don't know yeah so so then is our account told me to get life insurance and then I went through and then basically the week that I set up all the meetings was he just like went to our other guy and just was like just book it and so like one guy just did it while I was in the meetings with everybody else but we still have options we still have options which we'll have a formal meeting with minutes and a conference table and decisions, real business stuff. But I'm trying to go, how can we name it? It is good to have options because in this line of work, too, there's a lot of shady characters

in the insurance world. Yeah, that's for sure. And they will, they will run you hard if they can. You know what they say about insurance. It's there until you get hurt. Oh, no, actually you weren't covered for that. Is there possibly somebody else that could pay for it? Yeah, yeah, and they're going to try to pass it off to someone else.

Whose property were you on when you did this? Do they have insurance? What is their policy cover? Was Ben Roth driving by down the road when you happened to fall? Did you happen to shop at Walmart that day? Let's go after him. Yeah. It's kind of a bunch of movies.

Was your coffee too hot? So if our retirement account is a CMN retirement account, we name everything that's for the future is a C men. This is all C boys stuff, but. Maybe six grandpas. So how do we, how do we put the life insurance? I was thinking about this while I was driving. I was like, how do we put the seamen life insurance?

But like, you know, like, I think you should do it. I think you should do it, like, name it as if we're older. Yeah. Because then that's just better. Even older. I mean, it's just better luck. Like, when C-boys are 105 years old life insurance policy. Yeah.

So, you know, you know, like, we're going to be. This is something we technically don't want to ever. have to use so precisely just like avalanche equipment like how we name our hard drives like back in the day we were naming them like millions because we're trying to get a million views and then we started billions trying to get billion my favorite my favorite name is still the banger bank banger bank is great viral vault like like you name beef squash we got a little a little off track on that one mega drive um beef squash we got trillions our hard drives is named beef squash yeah but we were We were going through, like, a reconciliation phase of our life

where we were trying to, like, put out fires. I think that was probably when we were trying to be friends with Jake again. All right, we got squash all the beef. It's so tough, too. It's like, what video is that on? Oh, maybe beef squash. Oh, shit. What arrow of Seaboy's was beef squash?

You could almost accredited that. What video, okay, so that's going to be in viral fault. No, that's on beef squash. Beef squash was actually 2019 era. Yep. It was around 2019. And the beef squash actually came from because we had beef with Lary and Tyser. That's what it was.

That guy, I mean, we actually started it, to be fair. We kind of did him dirty. He was at Haydays doing his meet and greet. And we were just, like, kind of new to the game back then. We were new to the game, and we had Murph Tupperware. That guy, is he still in jail or where's he at now? I haven't seen him later. I think he's rehab.

He was just this guy that would. That was kind of to your point at the beginning of us in Cornrow. We didn't interact with a lot of other personality. Yeah, we didn't really understand People in general How to do it respectfully Like I'd be I can understand why he wouldn't like us

He was there doing his thing And we just basically pulled up with Murf Tupperware With his shirt off And like a stupid helmet on And he starts like Hey you want a shotgun of beer And he's just like no

And we're like What the fuck? Like that's what you do You don't want a shotgun a beer And he's just like no I'm good It was probably like 10 a ham I didn't want Yeah it literally was

It was like 10 He was also doing like a meet and greet too. Yeah, it's working. And I'm sure every other person probably asking me. He's like, dude, if I start, everyone's going to want me to do it. I'm going to be plastered in 10 people. And that was during the time where I think I caught wind that he was feeling like a zoo animal. People are poking the monkey because everyone's just like, fucking send it.

He's literally like in people's eyes a fictional character. Do you think he created like send it, full send? Just going to send it. I mean, everyone first person I have to say it. I think so, honestly. Like, that's pretty crazy. That's pretty legendary. That he created.

Still going to send it in a way of that. Full send. It was like everyone was saying it back then. Yeah. And then full send kind of came around from the trend of saying it. But, uh, yeah, so anyways, he didn't really like us after that. And we, he turned down the shotgun beer. We walk away with Murph Tupperware.

Murph Tupperware is like, fuck that guy. Like that guy. Like, we all like, yeah, screw that guy. what the fuck like we started talking kind of crap on him and then for some reason he was in fargo he like had showed up to fargo and uh he was like hitting the bars and i thought this was pretty lame like the bar people that owned them because like we around that time we were always running around the downtown fargo scene but like larry and tires were there and he was like fuck the sea boys and like they were all laughing with them and stuff and like encouraging it and i was like what the

So then we really had, then we were like, really had beef with this guy. And then I think for like a title and thumbnail, well, then he was in DL doing the snowmobile thing. And we like basically rolled up on him again and like re-did it. We're like, hey, we want to make amends. We want to. And then he accepted. Gave him a rack of bush. We titled, we titled, we squashed the beef with Larry and Icer.

Wait, can we please find the clip, the very short clip of Ken going, we squash the beef? Yeah. We squashed the beef. I remember I was so sick that day, but Laren Tyser was there. Like, I was, like, heavy flu. And I was like, fuck it. All right, we got to go. So it's freezing cold.

And then I shotgun this beer, and I'm just, like, super sick with him. Stumbling around on the lake. Yeah. Larian Tyser, he just, he just didn't want to be famous. He didn't. He didn't want to be famous. Just wanted to send it. From what I heard is, like, his brother was kind of like the mastermind.

Yeah, as far as. Driving factor. He was kind of. like let's make the videos let's he was filming it and all that he was kind of just you know fucking around joking around but i'm sure he was just like screw this every time i show up to a show i got to hit a massive jump on this old ass sled like he would crash like pretty much every time dude he was crashing fucking hard his sled would explode upon him like like even if he if he hit it perfect the sled was going to explode either way they weren't really successful jumps

there were like a freaking pile that he would just Yeah, it was a tough But I remember hearing from like people around him Like he was like I mean Laren Tizer was super famous Like that was back when Dan Bilzerian was like At his peak and having these crazy parties Like Dan Bill Zarian was inviting him out to like

Come to his L.A. house to do parties and stuff And this guy didn't want to go Larry was like fuck it I'm not going Which honestly we can kind of relate to Because we were talking about that at the beginning But yeah dude he was a big deal And we were these small literally idiot disrespect.

So I could understand why he wouldn't like us but we squash the beef and that's why one of our hard drives is called beef squash. That's a great story, CJ.

It is. I hope Larry's doing well. I do too, dude. I do too. He's actually a really good motocross rider from what I...

He had to have some talent to take a ball like that, dude. You put anyone on a piece of shit sled and tell him to hit a huge jump. Like, it's not going to go well. You know?

You know who that kind of reminds me of is evil caneval. So like, people used to go and watch evil can evil hit jumps to like be successful make the jump do this huge feat and then they started watching him hit jumps to see his crash yeah and then the the crash became more entertaining than the actual like feet of whatever he was trying to successfully do and we met somebody

last week that knew evil can evil yeah his family knew he was really well yeah it was so interesting like i just look at evil can evil as like a fictional character yeah i was just about to say that Larry is in the same genre as Evil Caneval because although he may not land all of his jumps, nobody else is trying to do that. Bro, they were stunts. There was a stunt. Dude, he was going

huge on those old slides. Oh, yeah. Way bigger than those things should. Bigger. Kind of random sidebar, but my friend Grant is in Vegas for F1 and he was standing next to the Blue Man group. Yeah. Saw that. And I was thinking about how fucking weird it would be to be

the Blue Man Group. Like, you can't be four bald guys, not painted blue. because people are going to be like, you guys look like the blue man group, even though you're not blue. But then you go out and you're blue and you can't talk. And you're bright fucking blue. Like everybody's going to know who you are,

but you're this fictional character. People are going to want to take pictures. It is strange. And there's could be good. I think there's been a bunch of different guys, a part of the Blue Man group. Like it's kind of just been like a rotation. But like,

how crazy is that? What's better than banging on drums and being in sync of, yeah, acting weird. Yeah, acting weird. Oh, what if we just shaved our heads and painted our entire body's blue. Oh, what if we didn't speak to anybody?

That's what I was thinking. They're watching F1, and the four of them have to stand there completely silent. Like, they can't even talk to each other. I would explain. That would stop. You would explain. You're mad if you could do that? I don't know anyone that could do that.

Ken could maybe do it. Not for that long. Honestly, I'd have to get some. You'd be a big fucking blue, man, that's for sure. You'd be like, just chatty cat. Blue, oh, fuck. The big blue is at the bar chatting. Their manager is like, God damn it.

Everyone else is this high and then big blue. So why are you all blue? Oh, I'm not supposed to talk. Oh, damn it. I mean, Mark could do it. Our friend Mark. Mark could do it. He could do it.

He's probably the only guy I know that could actually do it, though. The craziest blue group. Here we go. Mark, Tony. Who else? Your Tony? Yeah. Tony hates talking to people.

Big wrench. I know. Big wrench. I know. I would love to see Dave in there, obviously. I know you can't shut the phone. Dave would explode. Dave would actually explode Jigsda.

Dave really looks good in blue. The blue paint would like drip off of Dave. Yeah, it would. Oh, man. What do they think they get painted with? And do you think they get painted every single day? Or do they go to bed like that? If they're like rocking back-to-back shows.

Like his bag is, you know, they have a bunch of shows every week. The thing is, is I was going to say, there is the benefit of, like, you have complete amnimity. Like, people won't know you. When you go, like, compared to, like, you know, a super famous person or really anyone with some, like, if you go into a high popular area, you're going to get pictures, you're going to have to talk to people, whatever. It's like marshmallow.

I guess people know kind of who marshmallow is now. I still don't. But the DJ Marshmallow, he's one of the biggest DJs in the world, when, I don't know, how long without doing like a face unveil? Like, five years. Yeah, a long time. He, and was just also cool. Like, he originally, I believe, started out as the, like, a DJ. he was dot com and then he's just like i'm gonna rebrand helmet on now lots of DJs do it

and then all of a sudden he's just massive and he has anonymity or whatever the anonymity anonymity anonymity i see an enemy yeah oh he only went two years without uh revealing him a dream there's like a streamer dream or he's uh yeah Minecraft i think he showed his face he did a face reveal how long did he go without it though there's over a hundred blue men by the way. Oh, wow. A lot of blue men. Do they all kind of look the same? I feel like they all look the same, like big white eyes.

So it's actually kind of funny, the creators of Blue Men group. Dream went for about three years. Three years? Three years of pretty long time, I'm not sure your face. These are the Blue Men group. Like, they have hair, except for the one guy. They kind of just based it off the middle guy. I'm assuming it's just like a bald cap they put on and then just a ton of face paint.

Do you think they just have like a bathtub that's just like in blue paint? They just like blop in it and then get out. I'm picturing them those. first three guys painting up and then the two guys with hair like yeah bald is the move they are so blue the thing is though is like realistically who would give a fuck about three just normal looking white dudes banging on some drums agree paint them blue amazing branding you're like the blue man group you never forget about them of them i remember when i was a kid and i found out about the blue man group they were coming it's kind of generational i was like

when did the blue man group start like think we're clearly they're recruited including new ones are not all the same, so they can probably do this for as long as people are entertained by it. 1980s. Holy 80s, baby. Man, they've been blueing themselves for a long time. What is the blue paint that they paint themselves with?

Like, how is it, like, sweat-resistant, like it's crack-resistant, like, you're on your lips. You think, like, granted, they're not talking, but... It stays. I saw the thing about the insane clown posse, you know, they always had their faces painted that, like, their faces look young. because it was covered from the song.

Yeah, I think I saw it on a podcast, so. I would think the exact opposite. They've lived pretty hard, last. No, like the chemicals on your face? Like, you think that would... Yeah, there's two sides to it. I see what you're saying. I'm sure we could look it up, but, like, it has gotten so good.

I have no idea what's in it. I just, like, watch this video of this guy. He's covered his entire torso's covered in tattoos. And then they, like, paint him over with literally a primer, and then they, like, paint them over again with skin color, and then they, like, blush in all the... like the shadowing all to get rid of his tattoos and it looked so real and like imagine you sweat on set and all that yeah you know what i bet they do is i bet they just do like a spray on the on the

blue guys it says it's like a grease or cream based theatrical makeup paint and then plus a bald cap to uh it's got be a lot of you know whose face reveal i think a lot of people in our genre of content are looking for murf tupperware yeah sorry uh sir on Like, he's gone, I don't know how, you know, two years or so. Longer than that. Yeah, he's been around for a minute. And he's just really, but it's just cool. Like, he'll go to do these, like, let's say he's doing like a photo shoot for a glove brand or a goggle brand or something.

And he just keeps his helmet on the whole time. Yeah, I think at this point it's just like recognizable. Well, for sure, but also, like, he still is hiding his face. I don't want to do a pod with him, but I'm wondering how we get the mic without sounding like he's talking to him. He just, you know? I think we would figure it out. Yeah, it'd be cool. I saw this TikTok the other day that it was Serranster and Evan together, like, in the same frame.

And it just said, I like both these guys, even though they vape. Serronster vape? I don't know, I guess. Well, he should consider changing because his life insurance and policy, if he were to get one, would be astronomical. Yeah. We got to talk about that thing right there. What? You guys getting into Fortnite?

You guys are like 10 years late. Oh, Jacob. Ryan, you're almost 30 years old playing Fortnite at your dad's house. Stop this. Stop this.

My girlfriend's here. Playing Fortnite at your dad's house, Ed is a tough look at your age. Yeah, Jake's a man. He plays Tarkov. Yeah. What are he playing fucking black ops? At your work?

You've got to couch at your work. Yeah. No, well, dude, at least him in my own. That's the equivalent of just like living in your mom's basement

in 400 pounds. Oh, my dad's upstairs. Yeah. My credit card. attach my live account like got replaced so my uh my payment failed on there and i got emails that i needed to update my payment or my subscription was going to be canceled and i just i just let it cancel glad you don't know about that well i haven't i haven't turned my xbox on like two years he really is changing his life my xbox just been like sitting in the corner the the basement for like two

years and i was like i'm i've touched an xbox in six years till this week dude i was on a a big hiatus from gaming too from probably like fucking 2016 to last november but honestly it's just nice it's something to do when you're at home i love we're going to be having the same conversation for the next 10 years the cj take a hiatus it's going to come back it gaming is it is great it's great so well hold on no cj you said that you've been gaming at home but i walked in on you in your office and you were playing fortnight on your little nintendo yeah so it's not a nintendo it's a Xbox, Rogue, Ally, X. So this dude, such a sicko.

Keep in mind that the video was just rendering. So, like, if we're in the middle of an edit, it's exporting, all right. It's an 12-minute export. No, no, no. It's an hour-long video. It took 35 minutes. And it's exporting to CJ.

I guess I'm quick-ported that game. Well, the thing is, I can't do anything else on my computer because when it's exporting out, it's just like, and it's an hour-long video that takes forever to export. So you can't touch it. So I'm sitting here. I'm like, okay, so I could scroll on my phone or I could rip some Fortnite or call duty, whatever, on my portable Xbox. You know, he was like kind of like embarrassed.

I was. When I walk in and, you know, I walk in expecting him to be like ripping out the video. I knew it was exporting out. And he's like, the video is exporting right now. It's like I just caught him freaking watching porn or something. Yeah. No, I did, it did feel wrong. I was like, but what else am I going to do right now?

you know and honestly who's going to tell me I can't I did think about that I go I think I can do whatever I want so I started playing it like CJ what are you doing if it feels wrong bro it's probably wrong but stay gaming well maybe I should tell you about what

so this summer there's this kid that works at the golf course he's a major C-boys fan he's a really nice kid and let's say I'd be playing by myself nine hole or I'm playing 18 holes I'd be going past he'd like be getting off work, hey, could I hop on the last nine with you? Do you mind? Yeah, sure.

And it was fun because he is such a big C-boys fan. Asked questions. No, he would be asking me questions, but then I would almost be asking him. And, like, also, he's just a good talk, or he likes talking. So he'd be kind of like, yeah, you know, that bit. I didn't really like that that much. Oh, really? Why?

Why did you think about it? Oh, no, but I like this one. So I'm kind of like gauging interest, you know, and he's being pretty transparent about it. He's got his ear to the ground. Yeah, he's got, I mean, he's, fully got his you've met him he's a nice kid really nice kid he's smart but the one thing i'll say about him is he comes from a really good family like which is great but you can tell he's just like

he's still innocent he like hasn't been exposed to real life or anything like that but he's just so nice like i feel like when i'm talking with him i'm trying to be you know just good or whatever so anyways i don't know really win or how but i must have gave him my phone number like i'm sure i was 18th hole i've had enough drink maybe i don't know so he had my phone number That's my number. And, well, I don't know. So anyways, he texts me. He's like, hey, you want to hop on Xbox?

I was just like, you know, I am playing called a, yeah, sure. So I add is, we added each other's gamer tags, and I'm sitting there playing with this kid online, right? So we're on the headset. We're on the headset. We're talking. And basically, immediately when I got in the lobby, going back to what you said about, does it feel wrong? It probably is. I go, man, imagine if this kid's mom comes down and goes, who are you playing with?

Oh, I'm playing with this 29-year-old. man he's like he's like i don't know 15 or 16 i'm just like what the fuck is wrong with me but anyways he's just a good kid he's a cool kid i like him the last funny thing he told me because this was just the other day so the the video with mike's junk tame dropped he was saying that he started watching it when he was in the car with his mom right and dalton's edit came on with like the most aggressive song ever and his mom was like what are you what are you watching he's like oh just see boys and then but he was like yeah I didn't really like that song that much.

My mom didn't like it. It was just funny. It was really funny. It was so aggressive. He, so he made this edit for the giveaway vehicles and he sent it in our group chat. Should we just play the song? For basically, like, for approval of like, not even approval.

He was just like, here it is. It's done. When it's edited to the beat, yeah, it was locked in. And I just text back and I go, we should probably use a less aggressive song. And that's, I'm an editor, so I know what goes into having to re-edit. something pain in the ass last thing you want to hear but i was like bro this is so aggressive we can't thank goodness we can't put this at the beginning of a youtube video i mean thank goodness there was a clean version there was a clean version no it wasn't we just literally just

but i was like there might be too many there might be too many like vulgar words in this song that it's gonna sound weird when you peep them out because then it's like when you listen to like a radio edition song of like a lot of bad wet ass pussy like that song yeah it's like let's just listen to this one line let's just listen to this one line I'm like this is the hardest

I'm popping out in blonde money like I breathe money I fuck a good off the honey now she walked funny when I heard it's an edit of a god damn you cut money I'm like

and this is the hardest edit ever but I'm like bro this is like the two most basic cars we've ever given away we just put the hardest songs ever not saying they're basic, but like, we've given way, like, you know, built GTRs, Lamborghinis, R8s, and

then it's like, a Yukon. They haven't had a single thing done to them yet. But I will say, though, I will say that it was lit. I like the song, but I agree initially when I heard, I go, oh, man, like, I don't know. It's not a kid's show what we're making, but there is families and, like, you know, stay in the pocket. Bangor's so good that now she walks funny is just too aggressive. But some shit a longer listens to in her mouth.

She comes pulling up and she's like vibrating, get in. And then she opens up the door and it's still playing until she shuts the door. And that's the line that you hear. That's the line you hear. It was funny though. I did. I actually laugh pretty hard and he's like, yeah, that song, dude. I don't know about that.

I didn't really like that song. Because like he's just like, you know, he doesn't talk like that. He doesn't swear. He's not, he's just a good kid. We asked Ken how much money it would cost for him to make that. I fucked her. I just say it. I fucked her good.

now she walked funny as his Instagram caption Oh my God And Ken is like no amount of money And Dalton comes in and goes I'll do it for free And we go oh no shit you would do it for free That would just be a normal caption for him

But we're like don't that Maybe you shouldn't do that for free I think he was down to do it for like a hundred If he had a wife beater on in the gym And then that's his captioned I'm like bro I can't even pay you that You should do it

You should post like a really hard picture Are you looking good? Yeah. That would be insane for the Ken lore. And I'd pay the hundred. After so good, now she walk funny. And it's just Ken in the gym just fucking... Just looking like that.

Dude, honestly, that pick would go hard. And the comment... Like, I guarantee you that it would probably be your highest life. Maybe when you're in Vegas, take one of you, like, dripped out. We could maybe get you next to, like, some street performers or something. And, like, you could just be like, hey, could you just pretend, like... I'll snag some picks of you at the high stakes. Ken's been loving that.

I'll get you a chain too, brother. Yeah, let's go do a little bit of high-stakes Baccarat. We're going there pretty quick, so. It's just Ken's sitting at the table with, like, three chips next to him. It's like $75. He's not even playing. He's just playing, like, every certain amount of hands. And there's like, sir, are you going to play?

He's like, oh, could I get one more drink? And you're like, no, like, you got to be playing if you want the free drinks. So we got Friendsgiving tonight. Friendsgiving over at Mark's House. Mark's house. Jake, you coming? I didn't even know, but, yeah. Jake didn't have the invite until right now.

You got to come. All right. You bring in Tia? Yeah. I think she's here right now. Perfect. She's here? Yeah.

We're going to. Lurking around? No, we're going to a birthday after this. You got a busy day. Yeah. You got any plaster chairs? Not that kind of birthday kid. And the kid's like four.

We could actually bring them some plastic chairs and show them early. Yeah. That would be six. Maybe some kid-sized ones. How is your love life after the box? After the box. video. I mean, it's good. It's strong. Good. Dude, the TikTok comments. That's why I asked. That's why I asked. I see that.

Yeah. We, uh, we, we get a gig a lot of it. Dude, I see it. I'm just like, I feel bad about it on it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. Dude, it's TikTok, though. Like, no one really goes on there. Her TikTok name's pretty fine. I know, but she also didn't like volunteer for it. No, but. Which is what I don't like. It's just the baggage that comes with it, you know? Unfortunately, that is true. You know, the drama. If she's able to, like, I guess, take those comments and just, like, not be phased by them, I think that's impressive. Yeah.

No, she's. I think it is. I think it says a lot, too. And also, she, like, made you eat a tomato on her TikTok. That was disgusting. Yeah, it wasn't that impressive, but it was funny. Slaved a pie in your face. That was pretty funny.

She just got a bullying. Yeah. Honestly, I was like, what are you doing right now? That's the dynamic. He's got a boxing glove. All right. Today we're going to come in and do the Rocky Balbo on Jake. throws the water fucking,

you know, like, on Jackass. Oh, that's Jake out. Honestly, could be a solid, like, uh, series on her TikTok. Just beating the absolute shit out of me. People probably love to say it. Oh, man. I love when we were hooking up the speakers for the auction.

And, like, I got the speakers hooked up. I'm like, gosh, we got to do karaoke. And then I take a snap of me singing many men by 50 cent. Put it on TikTok. And it went, yeah, it got like a million. views. I was happy. I'm like TikTok's doing his thing. Stupid video. So yeah, we got Friendsgiving tonight. And Friendsgiving has been like traditionally, it's gotten a little bit more tame, but for like a couple years in a row, it was like, all right, Friendsgiving is coming

up. Are we stocked up on plastic chairs? How many tables do we have? Like, who's bringing food? Is anybody going to be mad when the, when nobody eats a single bit of the food? And it just ends up in a food fight. It was basically like our 1 million subscriber or 5 million subscriber parties but it was just us. I don't think we filmed it.

We were just breaking everything inside. There's like 2018 through maybe like 2020. Well, because when we were at the original shop and it was like when we were fresh out of white chairs, we just were like, well, that's fine. We'll just break the other furniture. Yeah, we were breaking. We were bringing Raffles chairs.

We were breaking desks. We were breaking couches. I had videos. Of CJ, borderline naked, just holding a chair above his head going, I'm going to do it. It's like a nice chair. I remember seeing a video like curb stomping one of our lounger chairs or something. Probably. Yeah, everyone was getting into it.

We don't get quite that crazy anymore at them. It's changed a little bit. Did I hear we just do it tonight at Marks? Yeah, when Mark volunteered, we just fuck up his house. All right, thanks for having us, Mark. See you. So you guys said to me. Just got to look around.

Did I hear we're doing white elephant gifts? Whose idea was that? I hope you have one. I don't have one. I don't have one either. Just go somewhere and buy one. It's not that hard to buy a trinket. Ken has a little bit of defense because he doesn't have his girlfriend

telling him to get a white elephant. That's true. Well, my girlfriend or my fiancee has been telling me to get a white elephant gift. You just don't listen. That's the problem. You should just wrap that minivan that got sprayed with hot dogs up and just pull it out. $30 maximum. So here was my idea, actually, my proposal.

Okay. None of you guys need anything. I don't need to buy any of you guys gifts, right? What a cheap gift I got. The gift I got, you're going to want. None of you guys need anything. I need things. I promise.

Okay, all right. All right. A white elephant gift is something you don't need, but is funny. All right. So what if everybody had to just bring one thing from their house that they already owned? And it was like trading. I like that. I like that.

Yeah, it's a little late for this change up, man. Yeah, I already bought something. And I think people are going to like my gift. I got a good thing. I agree. Well, I shouldn't say I did. I don't know. You guys put this much work into your freaking gifts.

I didn't know I was going to offend you by this. I went to the largest store in the state. I scrolls for like an hour. Alex put together a list of five things and asked which one do I want to give. And I said that one. How the hell do you guys have time for this shit? Well, it took me about two seconds. Well, I was wondering the same thing about Fortnite.

I was busy gaming. Alander wanted me to get a candle. Just going to blow her out here. I just wanted me get a candle. And I was like, I'm not buying a fucking candle. What's funny about a candle? Someone's going to take this. Just throw it away, yeah.

No. So is it, is it for funniness? Are these gifts funny? It's better when they're funny. For real, the guys are doing it to be funny. Then wants us to $100. No, it's a $30. It'll save the time.

People would like that, though. Then people would actually want your gift. I went to one lot. That's a great point. The one I went to last year, somebody got a giant blow-up joint. It was hilarious. What kind of parties are you going to do, Ken? And this is why you couldn't make last year?

No, that was a different party. Ken didn't come to friends. Are you going to show up this year? I don't have two to go to in one night. Well, we see what our priority is for Ken. We're number two if there's one in three. The one I went to last year, it was earlier in the day, and I just had too many drinks.

I'm like, I'm not driving 30 minutes into town to go to Friendsgiving. No wonder. I had too many. Ken, you could have consciously made the decision to stop drinking. Yeah, you could have just been like, oh, I got this other. Well, I thought about that, and then there was a couple rounds of shots. And it was like, ah, that was old Ken. That was old Ken.

Oh, okay, so I got to go get a gift after this. I thought you were going to say we should all put $30 in to a live gambling pot. What if I, what if that was my gift? I just gift you guys. One hand of blackjack. $100 of entertainment. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think that your gift should be $30 and it's going to be a black check hand.

Yeah. And is there a limit on these gifts? Are you guys in a group chat that I'm not in? Where are we seeing this? I like the blackjack. All right. So $30 hand wouldn't take it. And then, so if it hits, the upside is your gift.

You let it roll into another hand. But like any of the winnings you have to send to that person and any of the, obviously, the losses is just done. Just gone, yeah. All right. That's a good idea. I gift is sick. See, you guys keep piping up your guys' gifts.

I guess it's insane. People are going to, like, lose their minds. I want my gift. I want my gift. There's going to be fights over mine. I think, I think you're going to want my gift, Ben. Yeah. No, I mean, it's going to cause.

The rifts. How much was it? How much was it, Alex? $35. Okay, I went over budget, too. You got to bring a gift. Dude, I was thinking, I'm just going to bring the statue. Steal that.

Everybody would want that. Jake, you could just bring a pair of sunglasses and be locked in. No, I already know what my gift is. I literally just thought of it. I'm going to go get it right after this. It's going to be awesome. Okay. Yeah.

I'm going to buy one for myself, too, actually. That's kind of what I did. What you buy? You can, too. I'm not telling you. Can't know, Ben. You sound like Sidney whenever I get her, like, you know, like, oh, yeah, have you, you want my Christmas list? Oh, no, I already got your gift.

What is it? So, Alandra. I ain't telling you. Just tell us, Mike. The people want to know, too. No. I should say it's actually Sydney's gift that I bought two of one for me, one for her to give away. Nice.

It's very nice of your mind. Yeah, I'm excited. White elephant's cheesy, but it's fun. Wait, so the couple had, I have to buy two gifts if Greta hasn't gotten one. Well, if you cover her financials, then technically you buy two, but otherwise she's on her own. Well, shit, being that she told me to go and get the gift, it sounds like I'm responsible for both. You should find out if she got one. I don't think she did.

Oh, my God. I'm so cooked. You could just get like wine or scratch offs? No, I'm not getting wine or scratchoffs after hearing these guys hype up there. You're not going to be my gift. No, it's not. Honestly, don't even worry about it, dude. Like, this is crazy.

You know what, Ben? Honestly, just don't even come. Yeah. I don't have more gifts for us hand me that quick you want to try it you don't know you don't need to turn it on

you don't come just play with this for a while just sit home sit home the last thing he needs dude he dude is so bad at gaming so bad

speaking to which I played with Ben he's terrible yeah I know he's so bad he got an Xbox at the same time as me and literally played one game

and fucking was like all right this isn't for him I've never seen someone not get killed you can't just decide that for me I've never seen someone not get a kill I've never seen he's like I'm loving this

I'm looking at him he's like oh in 74 I'm like bro I'm glad you're good at doing other stuff I was not a gamer For example in Fortnite you got your Your group before and Ben will hit you with the classic Where are you guys The three dots are over here and he's over here Dude I'm just not good at video games

Well um anything else Jake you've been cold plunging Yeah did one this morning I actually stole one of your guys A sweatsher because I was like freaking out over here Because it makes you super cold Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that you do it kind of just for clout. Like, you don't even do it in the summer when it's in the thing.

You just do it when the lake gets a little cold and you make a Snapchat. You want to know something crazy? When I was down there today, two people rolled up and took pictures. They're like, oh, my buddies at the bar were telling me about you. You're there. It's real. Did you drive in and go past the guy that always is sitting in the lake? Yeah, we saw him.

That was awesome. I mean, it is cool that you do it in the winter. My favorite thing is like, so how long you go for it? A minute or two? I'm like, ten minutes. So I'm, no way. They're just like mind-blown. They just sit there and watch you.

I love. You text in the group chat. Anyone want to hit a cold plunge today? Ben, nope, exclamation point. We all laugh at it. You got bonus points in the group chat today. When you get that many ha-haz on a single text, I'm like, yeah, that's a win right there for that guy. Yeah, you got ratioed.

I'd come, Jake, but I already ripped on. No, that's good, dude. I always just send the invite. Appreciate it. I'll join you here one of these days. Yeah. But, uh, you guys new shades look. sick.

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