Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken Regrets His Marriage, We Bully Our Friends and Cormorant Flock Camera Vandals!

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

In today's podcast the boys talk about the flock cameras controversy, Ken regretting his new marriage, the Cboys bullying environment, Jack constantly posting his girl, Make-A-Wish kids coming to the shop, Dalton's truck catching on fire, the Cboys converting to flip phones, hitting 400K subscribers and more! Thank you for watching, enjoy Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod  Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge's Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/WIDEOPEN#Ridgepod NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

If you were to describe your ideal woman, is that what she would look like? Roughly, yeah. Jack, how has it been coming on the team? I realize you really can't do anything without getting picked on around here. The caller ID said Minnesota State Patrol. I was like, oh, God, what did I do? Kenneth's like, I knew I shouldn't have been on that flock camera. I'm extremely sorry for my actions, and I regret a lot of that.

Today's podcast is sponsored by Simply Safe. Kevin's house is now on lockdown. Thanks to SimplySafe. So don't try anything. Did you just give a free Simplysafe plug? No, they sponsored today's podcast. Oh, they did. So it was a free plug.

Yeah. You trying to get Ryan in trouble? They call me, what the fuck was that? So we're just giving up free plugs now? Yeah, sorry, Mike didn't know how else to intro it. He panicked. Easy with the free plugs. You'll get Jack excited.

Oh, gosh. Dude, it's crazy how Jack just kind of replaced Dalton in your comments. That's good, though. You know, Dalton's sculpted into something. It's actually insane how much Dalton has changed since the first day that he started working for us. He's actually not even the same human. He's grown up a bit. Mentally, physically or spiritually. Did you see his TikTok that it was like of me and him and it was like, thank you for being mean to me?

I did actually see that. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for bullying me. I think a little light, a light bullying session is okay. And when I say, I think it goes, I think it goes a long ways. When I say that, what it did to me, you know? I mean, I agree.

Stop wearing transitions. Exactly. But when I say that, everyone's like, of course you think that, Micah. Well, Mike, you just go a little personal. Just a little deep. Yeah, I guess. Mike's a little too literal. That's sometimes like what you need, though.

Sometimes you need someone to just be like, dude, it's not it. Well, I mean, it's the classic. Like, you can always tell when a kid is an only child. And then you can tell when a kid is the youngest child. You're the youngest child? I am the youngest child. Is that mean like you get verbally abused by your siblings or what? Yeah, maybe it's just like, I don't know if I'd say like creates thicker skin,

but maybe it just once you become of age, then you become the bully because now it's been, now it's your time. Yes. You've had it for that many years. You're never the bully in your. household. I feel like it kind of could go either way, though. I feel like the youngest child either gets babied or gets bullied. Babyed or bullied. Yeah. One of the other. Which one's better? I don't know. You feel like either way, it kind of turns into a menace. Yeah. I got her house to go. You know,

there's levels to it, but yeah. I just think back to like being in high school and like I was never like the cool kid or like the popular kid in high school, but like I was friends with them. That's like Cool kid popular kid. No, no, no, like, I was friends with, like, like, the jocks and, like, those guys, but, like, I was never that guy. And then I just think back to, like, the jocks or, like, the cool kids just being dicks to, like, other kids, like, just essentially just grade A bullying them. And them just having, like, no defense because, like, they didn't have a squad to back them up.

And, like, they were kind of, like, the butt of every joke. And then, I don't know, just had, like, nobody defending. them or like they couldn't defend themselves. I just think back on things like that and just be like, man, I wish I would have like maybe said to like, yeah, it would have been nicer because like I was like kind of the guy that was just like would sit back and more so just laugh. Yeah. Yeah, but like that's not, I don't know.

What's crazy is that at the time you standing out for them, you're like, nah, I got too much to lose. But then in hindsight, you got like nothing to lose. You know what I mean? Yeah. You don't want to then become the new target, I guess. The Homer Simpson hiding in the bush is normally what happens or what I do when bullying starts around here. I just silk away.

It's like, all right, just stay out of the line of fire here for a little bit. Yeah, and I guess it's one thing because, yeah, I mean, you could probably say like, oh, I bully the shit out of probably everyone here. But it's like you guys are my best friends. It's one thing. If it's like your best friend and you're just chirping them And like that's I guess kind of just how we operate But it's one thing if like you're not friends at all And you were just a grade A asshole to just like this random

Yeah, it's different. It's different for sure. Yeah, it's it was like Sydney's like you guys got to stop calling Jack gay You're like some of those jokes are so aggressive and then I'm like no no no you don't get it We're we're friends right Why did you just say that? And then she'll I'm like no no no always it's all fun in games and then she'll like repeat something back that heard one of us say and i was like oh that is oh that is aggressive yeah yeah i mean

cj cj says that his fiance always says that uh if her friends talk to each other the way that we do they would never speak again and that's the great thing about being a guy is you're just like oh he loves me the amount of things that we do that we can just chalk up to like men are simple creatures. It's a beautiful thing. Like so many things that we do. So many things that we're entertained by, like they don't need an explanation besides. I don't know. I mean, the bros like it.

It's fun. Jack, I have a question, though. Are you paying attention while you're driving or are you letting Elon drive for you everywhere you go? Actually, you know what? Since CJ's not here, come over here and I want to watch this video together. What happened? Oh, God.

This is not a good look for John. This is not a good look for Elon. Not a good look for the Tesla community of Seaboy's TV. Not a good look for Jack. Is it the cone? Yeah. Well, have you hit something else? No, I haven't.

But if there's any car... I didn't get it pulled over yesterday too, though, so it's just been a rough couple weeks from you driving. If there's any car to not be paying attention in Tesla, it should be the Tesla, but that's what I'm wondering is how did this happen? Dude, I don't understand how it can't see cones. Ken, I thought it was supposed to see cones and maybe slow down. He says it's a full...

grown human being. Who was driving a car. So what happened? Let's just, I'll just show you the video first. Boom. Oh, yeah. It honestly makes me happy to see such a thing. Oh, dude, you're lucky that you didn't just straight up hit that side.

Yeah, bro. Yeah. Bro, were you watching? No. No. No. So the version of autopilot that you have is just basically adaptive cruise control, isn't it? Which like all vehicles have now?

It doesn't have like any kind of, doesn't have like any kind of lame. centering, right? No. Yeah, okay, so that's why. Ken's like you don't pay enough for the good autopilot, bro. Well, there's different, like, computer versions and that one doesn't support it. Wait, so six months too old. Do you pay, like, a monthly subscription?

I don't for this, no. That is a thing, though, right? It is a full self-driving, is a monthly subscription. No, my computer's like six months too old. I can't even get full self-driving. What were you paying attention to? My buddy was showing me a video on his phone. I wasn't even on my own phone.

I'd tell you if I was. buddy was showing me a video. I wasn't even on my own phone. No, I don't even think you can tell, but I actually am pretty sure I, like, nicked another cone on the side, and then I looked up, and I saw the other one.

It was just too late, freaking full three quarters. Dude, you had to have punted that. I was going 90. Oh, my. Can you go back and see how far this thing goes? That's the worst part is like the camera. It goes out of frame.

Yeah. Because it had to have hit the other side of the road, like the other lane. Like that's a pretty good You can see you after I hit it My car like kind of moves over a little bit That cone was outside of the line What is going on?

What is going? Hold on what's going on With this yellow line? How drunk were they Were they like should we move the cones And they were like nah We'll just put it around That road is just terrible man It's a four lane interstate

That road is terrible I mean, there had to have been at least five signs telling you to go right. I don't know if you can't count, but there's for sure just two lanes there. Well, there's two lanes on the other side. You can't use those. No, that's a four lane highway. Yeah, that that is what a four lane highway is. Really?

That's a four lane highway. What's the point of calling you? A two lane highway would be like you have one lane and the other people have one lane. In my defense, this was the first. This was the first lane change sign. No, there's no shot. There's definitely. There's no shot.

They don't. just put shit in the middle of the road. Yes, they do. They have a lane closed-the-head sign like a mile ahead. Hey, I'll be there this weekend. I don't think there is. I'll verify this weekend. Jack's like, oh, sorry, I forgot to look again. Head another one. Yeah, we have some marks on the car from it, but honestly, it's just good memory. Oh, it's the Lightning McQueen, dude. You're going to have that when you're driving around with a Lightning McQueen wrap. There's a little bit of orange on the hood, no. You are a pretty positive person, though. You fuck up your car. That's just good memories. Dude, it doesn't even matter.

Who cares? It's a good point. It's funny. Wouldn't be a race car if didn't have a couple of rub marks. Yeah, true. It's just a bumper. I thought the rub marks were in the back seat. Evan.

And there it is again. There it is. Well, you hit them with the, you are a positive, and then you hit them with that. Bring them up. The old one-two Mayweather, the little distraction over here.

And Jack, how has it been coming on the team? About six months, yeah? Yeah, about six months in. Did you think that you were going to get chirp this much hard? No, I didn't expect that. You came on the whole team.

What? What do you say? Ben was wondering how it was coming on the team. Anyway, no, it's been great. I realize you really can't do anything without getting picked on around here. Not even posting your chick on Instagram.

All right, well, hold on now. Hold on now. I'm glad you open this camera. Hold on now. I wasn't even going to bring that up, I don't care. Let's bring it up. But you already did. All right, so Jack met a girl, I think, like, six days ago. And he's already, he's already hard posted her.

I think day two was like three weeks ago. Day two was like a story post. Day three was like a story with music. And then day four was like just a hard feed post on Instagram. And then I think day five or six was like a 10 slide. Carousel. He's going to beat you to the wedding. What did Greta say? Gretta said something. So, so I sent Jack like my website or my invite and I was like, yo,

I need you to RSVP and he just responds. Can I get a plus one for my girlfriend? I'm like, bro, you met her three days ago. You said yes. You met her three days ago, Jack. He met her three weeks ago. You keep shortening the time span. I heard he met her three minutes ago. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, when you know, you know, Jack did tell. She deserves the post.

Jack told me before he officially had a date with her. You only met her that one time. You're like, I met my future wife, by the way. And I'm like, elaborating. I do want to be careful. Is this going to possibly hurt your relationship at all by saying blowing out your spot like that?

No. He's pretty good set. Brian, he's already told her. There's no shot that he hasn't told her this already. For how fast Jack's moving. But anyway, so the joke is like, damn, Jack. You're really setting the bar really high.

And there's nothing wrong. with posting your chick, but when your entire social media revolves around her, she's probably like, oh, damn, so this is just how it's going to be forever now. Every time Jack sees her, he's going to have to be like, yo, let's get like 10 picks. I can get something thrown up later today. No, she loves it. She thinks it's fun. I'm sure she does.

I'm sure she does. But even Greta was asking me about it. He's like, are you going to post me or what? What was she saying? Well, it started by like, oh, damn, Jack's really going public with this new girl. And I was like, yeah, I didn't even tell her that we were like kind of like turping them around the shop. And then she was like, how come you don't post me that much? And I was like, oh, here we go.

See, this is why you're giving me crap for it. It's because your girl's pissed at you for not posting you enough. That's exactly why we found the reason. I wouldn't say that's the reason that we're, I'm just saying, Jack. you're setting a high bar. And if you can meet that bar, run it. I mean,

you get what you're saying, right? You're saying for myself. I'm saying for yourself. Yeah. If you stop posting like that, she's going to be like, damn,

you don't love me. But it's not like she's going to leave you. I didn't think about that, boys. You know, it's not like you posting her flowers on every day. It's going to add up.

Consistency is key. You're going to have to plant the garden out back just to have enough flowers for this. So you're saying if I, Can I still stop now or do I have to? I wouldn't say stop, but I'd say just like Bobby and Drywall with their bottle.

I'd say like weanam off. So maybe one post every two weeks for now instead of every week. Or maybe I don't know. Maybe you just have to have that conversation with her and just be like, hey. I'm running out of pictures. I'm actually running out of content. Hey, can I, I might have to run to Bismarck quick today for work. Yeah, you're going to have to start taking friggin' flights.

Yeah. You have to start flying back and forward. Can I take off today and take off company hours and go to a business? Just posting like FaceTime screenshots maybe. There you go. We already did that. There you go. Yeah.

Shit. We're getting low. That's cool. Anyway, CJ, you want to hop on? All have fun, yeah. Dude, Jack might not have the shortest shorts today. These things are wicked, but what are we running? I'm trying to show off my tat.

I did it. I will say really quick, I have bought like three new pairs of shorts and I know they're all Evan approved. Nice. Nice. They're all below the deal. See, it's working. Getting somewhere. Exactly. See? There it is. Yeah, this is the impact. Positive bullying. Oddly enough, we just talked about it for like five minutes. Positive bullying. Yeah. That's how Jack ended up here.

Sometimes you got to say the hard thing for the right cause. To the right people. Should we let CJ see this clip real quick for its go? I've already seen this. He sent it to me. Yeah, that's crazy. You just autopiladed right into the cone. Oh, he already sent it to you?

I didn't know you guys were buddies like that. Yeah, that is kind of a safety hazard. Like, what if somebody was standing there? I mean, first of all, you should maybe pay attention. Would autopilot recognize a person or you don't like to themselves? If it didn't recognize a four-foot-tall orange reflective cone? I don't know, Jack. Maybe you're going to have to upgrade and get the Tesla with the full self-driving.

Or just ride a bike It'd be safer. Normally I turn my autopilot off When I go through construction zone But Ken doesn't trust it Smart, Ken Siege, I have great news for you, bud What do we got?

Well, it's great news for you It's not great news for me What? How about me? I don't know if you were involved All right You, my friend, are a winner Oh, you broke the phone

Oh, damn! And you're also a winner Because I threw a case on Yeah, and I also cracked my phone as well Oh! I just ran my life-wide open case and didn't break my... You were not a part of this. Smart, yeah.

Yeah, I... You made it quite a while. You made it like two months. Yeah. Yeah, it broke. It actually broke. I forgot to tell you guys when I was in Park City. It was in my pocket.

And then it slipped out, fell off the cart, and then skidded down about 200 feet of cart path. That will do it. Yeah. But I think it was the drop that got it. Cameras good, surprisingly. And the cameras skid on the ground on? Yeah. Dude, the lenses on the cameras,

are actually crazy scratch resistant. Like the edges will scratch, but I did the same thing. I was jumping my Harley out of the bowl, and my phone flew out of my pocket and slid past me, and I was just straight on the camera, and no scratches on the actual lens.

It's pretty impressive. That was a good time. So yeah. The most pointless bet ever. Yeah, it really was. And now it sucks. I put my case back on afterwards. Phone feels heavy, doesn't it?

I don't like my case now. Yeah. Phone feels heavy. Yeah, now. Oh, you need a life-wide open case. I actually love this case. I put my case back on the other day. And I wasn't even part of the bet.

I just lost my case for a little bit. I put it back on. I was like, yeah, this feels nice. Dude, running a phone with your, like, a case on is, is just better because you can actually hold on to the thing. It's so slippery without. Yeah. Where Sparta is now? It's not waterproof anymore.

I know. But the new one comes out in September, and this one's, I think, three years old. So I have made it a sufficient amount of time. Just keep that thing backed up and you're good. Yeah, that's true. So the last video that we just dropped was Ken's wedding. Woo! Congratulations, Ken, by the way.

Congrats, Ken! So we talked about this a couple of pods ago, but we didn't say, we didn't specify who he got married to. He got married to Shred 80s, mom, which is crazy. You know what's cool, too? Is that everybody that watched the video also thought it was crazy. Oh, just as crazy as we did. Dude, I gotta say this, I've done a lot of things. Like, I've pulled off a lot of secrets.

I've, like, surprised everyone in this room, like, a lot of times. That was my greatest accomplishment so far. That was your Mona Lisa? I think so. Bro, and the setup, which I didn't realize, because I didn't golf with you guys. So I didn't realize, like, the Ken. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The tee-up. Yeah, exactly. So, like, yeah, watching the video, that was new to me. It was impeccable. Bro. Thank you. Ken would have done it even without Owen, you were back. Yeah, yeah.

He would have just done it regardless. He was so happy. He was pretty excited. When he saw her walk through the door, that was love at first sight. I believe in love at first sight. We obviously know Jack does. But that was love at first sight, Ken.

What do you have to say, Ken? I just am slightly ashamed at my actions towards Gavin, post everything. And I would love to say, like, I'm extremely sorry for my actions. and I regret a lot of that. And I, yeah. Good thing it was Greg.

I, and you're talking about... I think you're being hard on yourself. I would agree. I would also agree. But it's like, that's not what... Yeah, but that's not what I'm trying to be. And, like, I just feel like I kind of disrespect to Gavin in a bad way,

and I just feel bad for that. A dad that's stepping up. I feel like making out with her in front of him was like, that was one thing. but I would just call that commitment to the bit, but I would say, the champagne in the face was. The champagne in the face.

But 10 steps too far. And the length that I did it, and it is, I feel so terrible. It was my favorite part if that makes you feel any better. Ken had that thing at full PSI. You can't make that shit up. You're making it out with his mom

and you just turn and blast a bottle of champagne in the guy's face right in. And you had friendly fire on Jessica. Like you caught her in the face too with it. The look of defeat in his face when he's getting him with that champagne. Dude, I got to say this, though, nobody's a better sport than shreds. Well, not always. No, I mean, dude, he straight up, he just watched one of his best friends marry his mom,

and then spray him in the face of champagne. He was just like, this is pretty gnarly. This pretty gnarly. Did you see? Might be a little too far, but it's whatever. The worst I saw, like, he'd look away and just be, oh, this is, can't watch this. I'm like, you are handling this incredible man. Did you see his

Instagram posts? I think it was yesterday. Yeah, that too. I mean, he's just, I think he's just, I don't think he's not going to call him dad. It's just, the back's funny. Yeah, the final one. I'm not going to call him dad. I would not expect you to call him dad. Well, I'm not going to ever. Even if there's a fire.

Ken, you should buy him a three-wheeler and then threaten to light the three-wheeler on fire unless he calls you dad. Oh, my. Gosh, that's kind of funny. Would you like it if you started calling you dad? God, no. Yeah, I think Ken would even prefer

for him not to. That would be so awkward. Do you want him to call you? Ken or Greg? He just calls him Greg. From here on out. You can call me whatever he wants. What do the locals say, Ken,

like, all your friends? All the feedback I got was they thought that was our funniest video that we've ever published. Wow. That's what I've been hearing, too. That's awesome. And Ken, that's got to make you feel good.

That's got to feel so good. You know how, like, so what would you be ashamed of? Millions of people burst out laughing and you made their night, Ken. That's got to feel pretty good. You made something. Yeah, I just feel like there's some, there's certain aspects.

Like, I probably shouldn't have been quite as drunk. Granted, it's Vegas. Well, to be fair, Ken, I did tell you that about 25 times. Yeah, but it's Vegas. Was that to ease the nerves? That's what I kind of thought of. Or were you, were you just rolling with a good time? Well, it's kind of a little stressful, and you're just kind of like, okay, just give me another shot.

Give me another drink. I don't know if anyone else was giving them. I think you were just taking them. I don't think anyone can really blame you too much. Like, you know, it's pretty nerve-wracking, like marrying your best friend's mom on a whim, and he doesn't know about it. So who has been in that situation that is like, oh, no, I would have, I would have toned it back. I don't think anyone can, like, really relate. someone comes to county hey man same situation wouldn't have drank so much bad gotta remember that night

ken when you saw her walk in though before you even knew it was gavin's mom it's like he had the hard eyes yeah is that if you were to describe your ideal woman is that what she would look like roughly roughly yeah well that makes sense it seems like you're love at first sight yeah yeah ben did a great job dude thank you cj and that was that was for the entertainment of of uh of the groom right there. Dude, the only bad thing that happened of that whole thing was we got copyrighted for singing, going to the chapel,

going to get married. We sang it so good. We only did two lines. I know. The worst part is it only made in the video for five seconds. We sang it like all night. Dude, on Friday, I wake up. It's like, I don't know, 5 a.m.

And I don't know, I couldn't really sleep. And so I'll see how the video is doing. And it was doing really good that night. So I'm like, let's see what's at now. You know, I'll read a couple comments. it's copyrighted. I'm like, so bummer.

Immediately up out of bed, I'm like, I got to go fix this. Drive to the shop, get on the computer, you know, do the shit that you have to do to like try and cut it out.

And then there was some kind of mistake on the back end. And basically the video just like was stuck processing and it killed all its momentum, which sucks because it was such a great video. And it's not, it's not doing as good as it. You can just tell.

Should. It just, As it should be, and it would have been if we wouldn't have got that. Like, realistically, I think that thing would have been at least another million views more than it is right now. But it is what it is. You got to take it on the chin. It's one of those gold, just absolute chunks of gold in our bank of videos. But it is crazy.

As soon as that happened, video went 10 out of 10. Like, still has amazing views, but it's crazy. I was, like, pretty bummed about it. I was all, I was pissed. I was pretty bummed. That same day, though, at 10 a.m., we had the make-a-wish kids come. After 10 minutes, hang with these kids.

I was like, who cares? The video is not doing good. There's so much other things that matter. And it was... And the video still did good. And more on that, but I just have to say, so when we were in Vegas, I didn't know that was happening.

I was one of, you know, probably half the group that didn't know. And probably for the case of you didn't want me to ruin it. But either way, I was so stoked that I didn't know because it made it a thousand times funnier. I mean, we're like, all right, we're going. I knew something was happening.

So, you know, you can tell that. And Jack goes, check it. I got the ring on Facebook marketplace like a couple hours ago. And I'm like, sick. I'm like, so we're going on the chapel. I'm surprised you guys didn't have a ring already at that rate. Yeah, true. And you think I'd just travel with the ring on me now?

Well, I mean, shit. Didn't you have that shit lined up beforehand, or did you do it that last minute? It was last, dude. I got it in Bismarck like the day before the wedding. Oh, okay. So you got it. So you did show up to... Yeah, yeah.

Okay. See, believe it or not, I mean, getting one of your best friends' mom to marry one of your other best friends is pretty difficult. So it wasn't a lock going into it. You weren't sure if she was showing up or what?

Dude, it was, it was very stressful. And shout out Jack for helping me facilitate everything. Did Dalton know? Or just you and Jack? No, just me and Jack knew.

Oh, so... Oh. And me, but I wasn't that much help. Okay. Yeah, just me and Jack knew. and I roped Ryan into it as well just to be like, is this too far?

Yeah, I was the soundboard and I go, fuck, it's kind of on. Me and how the conversation went is we were like, we need to do a wedding, but what should we do?

And then we kind of went back and forth. Well, I didn't say we need to do a wedding. I said, we need to do this one even bigger. And I was like, what is something that we could do even bigger?

And I was like, holy shit, Ken Mary Shred 80's mom. Well, you nailed it there because then afterwards, I was rooming with shreds, and I'm like, Roddy, how do you feel?

And he's like, yeah, it's a little too far, but like, honestly, it's just, isn't it just dumb? And I'm like, what? Like, that Ken married your mom? He's like, no, that she was running the whole marriage thing back. It's played out.

We already did this. Not that long ago. It's kind of stealing the limelight from shreds. A little bit, but I don't think that was the vibe. He's like, it's just, it's just repetitive. And I was like, Gavin? It's because he doesn't want another wedding. Yeah, I said normally,

I would agree with you. I was like, because we, you know, we joked about him marrying a three-wheeler. I'm like, that would have been funny,

but not after him marrying Heather. We joked about renewing your vows. It would have been not that funny at all. But I was like, but Ken married your

fucking mom. So, yeah, it wasn't too repetitive. It was a perfect top to what already had happened. I did even ask, so I did say,

after, you know, she walked in and all this, I was like, is this too far? Like I really did Well I asked Gavin that too

Once it was happening He was like no run it Also Can you imagine he says no Well he goes I hate it I hate it But legendary

We gotta run it Yeah Which is why I say Gavin's about it I was wondering Or he gets it Because I wasn't at the penthouse When Ken kissed her within

You know whatever So I was like When she walked in I'm like still processing this I'm like This is insane I'm wondering if he's gonna kiss her

When he says you may kiss the bride and then once she gets to him they start making out i was like well that answers that question well i'll tell you this much when i pitched her the idea of it i was like i got a crazy idea what are the odds that you marry ken in Vegas like i'm not going to be offended if you say no because this is insane yeah you're throwing a crazy low ball off yeah i was just like but also like keep in mind like he's gonna like he's not gonna kiss you like i'd be surprised if he even gave you a hug like don't worry about that. Yeah, that didn't happen.

You were talking about Ken. Yes. Greg is a bit of a... That's true. He's a smoocher. Bit of an Italian lover. Oh, boy, were those floodgates open after that first kiss. How many times do you think you kissed her, Ken?

I don't want to know. I mean, I edited the video. I'll tell you how many times. In the video, there was probably 50. Probably chopped half of them. at least. Way more. I mean,

there were stuff, it was going on. Waymo. I mean, how about this? How about this? It's kind of just why most things in Vegas

shouldn't be filmed. Like, them in the very well-lit high stakes room after, after, after. Yeah. They're just like, nobody's even around there.

Those dealers had to be like, what the fuck is this crew? Yeah. What a Motley crew? So this is your friend's mom and your other friend just married. And then, yeah,

and then we're just, boom, just still throwing down. This is my favorite. Yeah, right here. You guys do look really good together. Yeah, you do. Look it, dude.

Look at them glocked in. Locked in. She was like, again? Oh. Fucking legendary, Ken. It's why just most stuff in Vegas shouldn't be published or recorded. Unless you have a YouTube channel, then...

You're not wrong, Ken. Should we have her come out, Ken? No. What have we invited her to my wedding? or Ben's wedding. True. Do you want a plus one? No. Why, Ken?

I'm going to leave it at no. Keep your options open, huh? Honestly, just stay on brand. I think this bit needs to just end at that video. Are you getting a divorce? We are just an unorganized crew. Dude, how about when we're standing up front waiting for her to walk through the doors? And she was running late and we had to stay in there.

For like five minutes and just like I thought she was getting coldly I was like oh I'm sorry What are we doing on time and he's like well he's like I got another wedding at 930 And it's 945 right now so you guys could hurry it up Yeah He was really nice He was yeah yeah good guy Really nice but he was like boys you're really messing with the program here

We ever run it back we need to schedule like three Yeah like three or four blocks We paid for the wedding after for like half of the wedding after. That's really... Just because we felt bad. So late. Yeah.

I mean, we delayed them by like 40 minutes. This may be... How much do they even cost? A hundred bucks a session? I felt like the first one, Gavin's wedding was literally like six minutes long. Is that because we missed the whole thing? Because we were fucking around?

We didn't get the singing this time, right? We chose to do it that way for the video, but it's normally a lot longer. How much is a wedding, per se? Like 500 bucks. I'm pretty sure for the whole thing. Wow. It's not money spent, Ryan.

It's an investment into your future. Dude, you spent more than 500 on getting your wedding set up? A little bit north of that. So it was a good deal. It was a good deal. It was a fantastic deal. And you walked out of there, a married man for $500. Plus the rank cost the ring.

We should get a picture of Ken and his wife on the legendary wall of celebrities that have gotten married. Yeah, I wonder if they do that. Yeah, I think they have to choose that. Yeah, but I think we just, they like us quite a bit over there nowadays. I mean, we ran it back twice. I don't know about after our last one. I think we just send them the picture. These guys are too comfortable.

We'll send them the picture and just be like, hey. I feel like if Elvis is in charge, because we're like, you remember us? And then he's like, yeah, you guys made me famous. He's local. I mean, he was, yeah. Yeah, but I just, I, which I thought was cool. Yeah, like he's already very well recognized, but then, you know, two and a half million views later on C-Boy's TV.

Although I did in my drum. drunkenness take some pictures of the people on the wall i'm not sure if i recognize many of these people besides billy ray cyrus well that's where bon jovi got married bon jovi that's true bon jovi's didn't more like Kardashians go there so i don't know there's a sudden just imagine you you up there can be great yeah can i think i think i think you got to make things right with your step son he'll be here for your wedding right yeah okay so siege can you get the flaming ring then are we doing that at my wedding are we're doing that at bends. We can do to both.

I think shreddy jumping through a flaming ring is a one-time thing. But what if he starts getting calls from local fairs and stuff? He's going to have a very short career. I think that we

should build him the world's largest three-wheeler so he can wheel it at your wedding. People do want the world's biggest three-wheeler. Can you imagine that thing rolling down the mountain? Oh gosh. I mean, the Valkyrie was a pretty big one to tumble down a small mountain.

his Valkyry crash That was a good one I mean that one It was one of the OGs So bad But still the worst one That could have been so bad Was the gold wing

100% When he bounced bro Off the table pop I was so bad too I mean that thing weighs like 4,000 pounds I mean nobody has Harrier crashes than him

Or almost crashes Oh it's unbelievable I'm just glad he's not built Like a stepdad That would not be pretty For how frequently he crashes. If anything, Ken, he should teach you a thing or two.

Obviously, you're going to have to take him under your wing and mentor them in certain ways. Yeah, a little trade off. Yeah. But you'd learn a lot from him too. It would really be a great... It's going to be beneficial. Harmonious relationship. Yeah. I now have a little man under my wing, Dalton, because he started his truck on fire. Oh, yeah. That was, you know, just a little bit to take the spotlight off me. You know, it's not going to get me out of it. But yeah, I think, well, how many, how many times have you done that, though? Like, realistically, probably what, 10 times? No, gosh, damn it.

It's for sure three. Three cars. The four drift car's been on fire. Drift car's been on fire twice. Corvette started on fire recently, and then Big Ranch and Tanner started my water shock on fire once. That's fair. I guess your drift car, when it kept blowing, like, coolant lines, it kind of appeared if it was on fire. Yeah.

See, that would have been a good bushelier there. And your drift car regularly almost starts on fire. fire because the oil catch can. But you can't count almost in this situation. I accidentally saved you from a fire the other day. You had just got in your car, strapped up the helmet. We're putting in gear boat to drive off.

And I just see oil pouring out. I should just let you go. But I'm like, Mike, Mike, Mike, and you open it up and your catch can was pumped full. Just starting to spit oil on the motor. Well, you even said, you go, you should leave it full. It'd be fun to start. Like, if it's starting on fire for all the makeoish kids, I'm like,

no. That's true, Mike. You got to give them Dalton heard that. Yeah. And was like, well, I'm gonna show up. We'll say, before we start. The best burnout in this parking lot, I'd like to say. By far. Yeah.

For sure. It was a very impressive burnout. Yeah. Dalton just loves doing a big burnout, blown smoke in front of fucking make a wish kids. Yeah, I know. You did that one time, too. Yeah, that can't. Rolled coal on him.

The crazy thing is that he did this burnout, like, just a worthy burnout. And then he's like, just run it back. And I'm like, that was like the crazyest burnouts I've seen. And then he was like, oh, it's just do it again. I was like, dude, this is a ridiculous amount of smoke. Like there's no airflow. Yeah, hot.

Pretty much flat footed, right? Yeah, he's definitely flat footed right there. That's the limiter. Glowing red, turbo and waistgate. He was going so hard. I started telling all the kids, I'm like, everyone, back up, back up. I thought the things were going to blow. I thought the tires might blow.

I just wanted him. Holy shit. Yeah, it was insane. Did he let off or did that thing just shut off? Look at all the coolest coming out here. Oh, my gosh, dude. Apparently that was a lot. out of his transmission.

So then we pop the hood. Ken being ready with the fire extinguisher was Yeah, peak. So I was going in to go grab one of the kids wanted some earplugs and then I heard somebody yell, it's on fire. So I pivoted and grabbed the fire extinguisher from there. Do you have the best, my favorite clip of the day?

Yeah, this is insane. So they came on like this charter bus just for ease and the bus driver was a real nice guy. He was just hanging on. He was into cars and motors and stuff. Look at him just video in it. Cracking a little smile. He's enjoying this. He's hanging the steering wheel at the window. He's like,

he still didn't know what he's coming here. Oh. Oh. And he's gone. Gone. He's gone. And he's gone. He's gone. Last Friday, we had four different make-a-wish families come up. We had a lot of applicants this year, and that's why we did more than one.

I can't remember for certain, but I seem to remember there was like 20 people that applied. Really? These four families are who could make it on this day, and so they came out from Canada, Oklahoma, all over the country, Utah, and Idaho, so all over the country. Some people were like, oh, like, were they upset that they had to, like, share it with other kids? I was like, not at all. We had so much fun because there was, like, the whole crew of them. I agree.

I think we had more fun. And we've done a handful of make-a-wishes prior to this. But yeah, it was nice families, great kids. Drifting, burnouts, hit the track. I think we had a pretty full day. And they didn't know,

they didn't really know what to expect. Hit Zorbas. They didn't really tell them what we were going to be doing or anything. So like, I think we gave them more of a experience than they were expecting. Because some people just will like go in and meet them and just say hi and talk for a little bit and that'll be it. But we like full on did everything.

That was fun. Yeah, they were like about to dip. They're like, is that it? And I'm like, well, no, let's go to the track. Keep going. And they were still because they were in town all weekend. Very rewarding. What a great honor, you know.

No kidding. They could pick anyone. They could do anything. They could do anything. Yes, you're right. They could go anywhere. They could do anything or they could meet anyone. And they wanted to come to Cormon and watch Dalton do burnouts in his lightning at Queen Chuck.

It was funny. I was talking to the parents, and I was like, oh, like, what were the other options? Because, like, they tell a kid to have three wishes, and then they try and make the first one happen. If they can't, then they'll do the second. If they can't, then they'll do the third. They're like, well, the first one was meet you guys. The second one was go to, like, Puerto Rico or something like that. And the third one was go to Hawaii.

And they were like, we were really pushing the Hawaii. I bet. Yeah. They're here in court. So we tried telling us. them just bump the Hawaii up to one and if they can't make that happen then we'll go meet the sea boys yeah oh my gosh how does that work so does make wish pay for the whole thing or like yeah i think it's like all donation like it's a non-profit and so they raise money you know to like fulfill these

wishes yeah and so i'm sure they have like budgets and corn around's got to be cheaper than hawaii yeah it's got to be yeah you would think yeah make it wish looked at and went hmm we could book him a hotel for $187 a night in DL. Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, let's run this. No, it was a lot of fun, though. The bus driver apparently has done, does like all the make of wishes in Fargo

because he's like the owner of the bus company. So he's like, oh, I do it. And limos. And limos. He was impressed with their limo. Was he? This is a nice limo. I used to have 14 of them.

What'd he do with him? Yeah. I think he like did like normal limo things. Like, uh, probably like, drove people around. I told him a little bit about, our limo resume. Oh, I told them that I was a limo.

Well, I'm like, yeah, we're like, we're limo guys around here. He goes, oh, how long you've been driving? I'm like, no, not. We ride in the back. Jump home. He was saying his, it was actually genius. His son, like, owns a company that's just, like, mobile gas, like, delivery. So we, like, could do the limo fleet, but, like, you go to a car dealership.

It was like, think if you have a car dealership, how long it takes people to, like, drive to the gas station and shit. We just fill it up. I'm almost like, we're a little ways away from them. like everything we have in the parking lot's always empty. I'm like, that would almost work for us. Well, I've looked into getting like a gas tank on the property actually, but for like the cost of the tank and then, you know,

I don't really know how much, like you think that we would use it a lot, but I don't know if we would actually use it. You could get an old one on auction. We also have like a containment thing in case it leaks. It's kind of a pain. We'd be better off with a truck, not a tank. If you don't use it all, you're right. Yeah, like not one when they have to deliver when it's like the back of a pickup.

Yep, and then we'd have to put up signs just like at Dave's. Like, you'd be better off sandpapering a lion's ass than stealing from me. Yep, I believe there's something. There's something about meat in that, isn't there? I think there's a slab of meat involved. With a slab of meat. Oh, in a meat, in a meat skirt or a meat in a meat skirt. Yeah.

Yeah. Then stealing from me, which is so funny. It says. It's on his gas tank. And it's true, because I remember there was a, story supposedly of this was years ago just some like teens were stealing from it they were filling up and he pulled up and it was bad day got there uh they learned a lesson carry on though where were we uh bus driver said it was the best make a wish that he's ever been on that he's like you guys

gave him such a cool experience he goes and normally it's it's short it's like less than an hour really see that's kind of what i was thinking and i would have felt terrible if these people came from all over and we hung out for an hour. Looking back, I don't know if there was anything more we could have done, but even during it, I'm just like, what more can we do? Like, I'm trying to, like, make sure they have as much fun as possible, you know? Yeah, that'd be weird.

It's like, what possibly could we do that we need to cut it to? And then, like, I think we did a good job of, like, keeping it moving, though. Like, they pull up on the bus. We greet everyone and we're like, you want to come see the mini cows. We hang out with the mini cows. We had the bottles ready. They got to feed them. And then just, like, we didn't hang around in one spot for two.

long. Yeah, let it get stale. Yeah, I don't know. But it's a good point. Yeah, God bless them, man. I, uh, I wish them, wish them all the best moving forward. No kidding. Yeah, it puts everything in perspective. I think like all that runs off donation. Like, I don't think a lot of these companies, like, they write that off when they give it to those families. Yeah. Oh, I got you. Yeah, that makes sense. Just let you guys know, we got to write this off. Yep. Yeah, I know that like Supercar Ron is like a big Donator to the Utah Make a Wish Foundation. That's cool. Have you guys been seeing all the stuff on

On people like cutting down Flock cameras? Yeah. Somebody cut the one in Cormoron down. Really? Yeah. There was a flock camera on Cormoran. What is that? What is a flock camera? On every corner of Cormon. You can't get in or out of Cormon without a flock camera. I drove by and I saw there was three sheriffs just standing there looking at the post it used to be on.

Hold on. What's a flock camera? So it's an automated license plate No. No. Are you dead ass? Yeah, no, 100% serious. No, CJ doesn't know to flock camera. You almost need to watch a video on this. You will explain the full depth of how bad there. So, Kent, give us a brief rundown, please. It's an automated license plate reader that when you drive by it, it automatically logs like, okay, you have a green Ford pickup with license plate ABC 123 that drove by this location at this time.

And there's multiple all over the country. It tracks where you are. And if they say, like, oh, I want to know where C.J's Losser's pick. pickup was it'll say it'll have a database that you drove by this camera at this date and time damn damn but who owns the company no wonder they're cutting them down Peter teal it's a super scummy company classic yeah yeah it's not even the government dude cut them down and it's not it's not just about license plates like they have them and they're in place everywhere so like they can use it for the government's own pound pound but the government's paying like 2 500 bucks a fucking camera

and there's been absurd how expensive they are there's been 500 bucks a you year. A camera per year. And there's been multiple cases of police officers using them to like track their ex or something, which sounds insane, but they're like, they have this power. So yeah, like there's been police officers all over the country that have been caught like using it to like track their ex's new boyfriend or something. Put them down. I think I think it's the biggest waste of government money that they're currently spending. Dude, they're just watching us, man. And there's been people that like, they jam up the license plate. I think it's the flock cameras.

Otherwise, maybe it's normal traffic cams, but people getting tickets in the mail. Oh, and they'll, like, prove that, like, they weren't even,

like, in the state, but they got this ticket. And now they have to go to court, go through this whole process to prove innocent where, you know, you're supposed to be innocent

until proving guilty. Now it's like, you're guilty until you prove yourself innocent. Yeah, just based on one picture. A lot of people are getting jammed over that as well. When they cut them down, do they just steal?

the box or what? I steal itself for stelt for parks. Like it was in Duluth. I just saw it on Facebook. There was this truck that was just ramming the post. Took out like eight flock cameras. Oh my gosh.

In like in early 2000s Ford, I believe it was. I wish it was a Chevy, but there's really looking for houses. There's careless ways to do it. And then there's like, it's all over Instagram. Like tutorials on what you know, you got to wear a mask. You come out behind it.

You can get this laser, shoot it in there. You can put the bag over it. Then you do this. you do that, then it's disabled for good. And then you run it over with your car and go on with your day. Yeah, but they probably just replace it. Yeah, just cost the government more money, tax on more money. But I mean, at some point, that's the risk doesn't seem worth it.

I mean, but you get like the argument. People are doing it. Would be, we just said like a bunch of bad things. And it's like, say there's like an Amber Alert, like a kidnapped child. That's true. Now you might go, hey, that's pretty old. Is the tradeoff of your privacy of the government knowing where you've been for the last 30 days worth it? I agree.

I was just playing devil's back. I don't think it's worth it for a second. There are some good things about it. I mean, I don't really have anything to hide. I don't care about that. But it's just more so the fact that they're doing it. But that is a great point, Ev, honestly, if it could help save an abducted child, it right there is worth it, in my opinion. There was a fella in Plymouth, Minnesota, actually.

So he was a test driving a range rover. He's like a car reviewer. And the plate had been reported lost by Land Rover. Basically, like, you know, they have all the dealer plates or like the manufacturer plates that go on. And basically someone at Land Rover was like, oh, we lost that plate. So they reported it lost. Well, it wasn't. And it was on his car that he was driving.

And so he's like driving around doing a review with it. And then four cop cars, boxed them in. cops came out with their hands on their guns and then ordered him and his wife out of the car and then he had to do the explanation like no I'm a car reviewer I know this sounds weird but like here's all the stuff you know of course it's not like a no it's my car

luckily had all the footage basically of all right we're here to review this car today hopping in it there is a lot of things obviously the catching a child predator is like a pretty easy black and white thing to be in favor of

yeah I don't know if I I don't know enough to have a stance on it at all. I just think when the people haven't had a say in it and these government agencies are just doing it by themselves with no civilian oversight or approval, I think that is a overstep by the government. You'd think realistically if the government wants to know where you are and where you've been, they could probably track you from your phone, your credit card. I mean, the FBI can do that. Yeah, all that crap. Yeah, that's, I think the problem is it gives it to like local police. Yeah, that is weird.

Any local guy can just type in. If they're tracking their ex-girlfriend or whatever, like, that's over the line. Yeah. It's a little too much power for, just for the fellas with the superiority complex, you know. So, yeah, how do they get access to that? Like, you can do an information request. Yeah, get access to it. Becker County, subscribe to flock.

And so now it's, they have access and cameras into it. Wow. You better be careful. I mean, that's just. 20% of. U.S. crime is solved with flock. I don't think those, I don't think those stats are real. Because they use, they use, like,

they say, oh, well, we use flock. Like it was, because it's like they're also saying, oh, by implementing flock, there's been a reduction in crime. But if you expand the data set out, there was a reduction in crime before they also incorporated that. Yeah. And also, are they using it to, like, give out per se, like speeding tickets or traffic violations and then saying that they're

solving crimes? It seems like some Chinese behavior. behavior. Yeah. Actually not that far off from what the Chinese do. But they even do that with like facial recognition. Yeah. So somebody cut them down in Kormorat?

We never got to that. That's interesting. Oh, no, I just saw the sheriffs. They were looking at it. And then when I drove by the other direction, they were, they must have been looking at the footage in the C store because they were there for a long time.

Oh. You know, it's interesting. I wonder if the people that are cutting them down are like just literally going around the country, taking them out because that doesn't really seem like something someone in Korma out. do. I think there's both. I think there's both. Yeah, I think there's local

people that do it and I think that there's definitely some what's the word I'm looking for. You get some. I feel like they're superheroes. Robin Hoods. Yeah. Robin Hoods. That's a good. I mean, you get some backwoods guy that doesn't want the government tracking their vehicle or tracking where

they're at and. Oh, dude, I can't imagine. Any drinks and I can't imagine any like, just call them a Cormorot would pick. But would want them knowing when they're coming and going from the local bars or like, you know. Or anything. but I was thinking about this the other day I feel like there's been so many

accidents in the area like over the years of like 2 a.m. accidents where like people have gotten hurt or you know boats have hit people out on the lake that happened like when we were younger they never found the boat it like paralyzed one person like really bad remember that

there's like a red boat that everyone in the area was like supposed to be on the lookout for he was hurt bad they found the person and the boat no so it was like at dusk and like a red boat. This is when I was in like probably the eight-tray.

And then hurt like the two people on board or like there was a family on board. They drove through it and then then kept going. And then kept going. Took it off the lake. Yep. Never found it.

Never found it again. That thing was probably put a, put it in a barn and never, never to be seen again. Buried or some shit. You know, but like instances like that. Yeah,

you're right. It's tough trade off. These are the things that are argued. But it's not going to get better. It is not going to get better. No, it's only going to get worse. And there's only going to,

There's, you know, once they have the power, they're not going to give it up. Right. Yeah. That's why I was. You just slowly take less and lesser your freedom away. No, more and more. Sorry, more and more. But I was surprised when Ken said that they're in Cormon.

Like, just two weeks ago, I go, yeah, well, that's the nice thing about living in Cormorant. I'm like, we don't have to deal with the flock cameras or, you know, really any of that bullshit. Wouldn't the hell those things go up? I noticed them in, like, May or June? Oh, gosh. What? where the hell are these things? I'm cooked.

I'm just kidding. They're small. Mike, you've been driving so many different cars. Yeah. Can they get your speed? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think they can get your speed, but they're like, like a sandman has drove 17 cars this month.

Speeding in all of them. Yeah, he's not hiding that. The cops are doing a sufficient job catching him. They are. He gets pulled over once a week. It's like, it just kind of makes you uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah, I don't.

like him. I don't think I like him at least. Can't commit to anything. I'm on the camera. I just don't know anything and I don't want to say something because I just found out about them and then people will be like, I can't believe CJ's on that side. So I don't know. I guess I've never heard of anyone pro flog.

I mean, I've seen them in the Facebook comments. Oh, they are pro They're basically just using the point of catching, you know, like a lost child. They're like, can you and I mean, who could argue that? That's what I mean. That right there is a great thing. Speaking of cameras catching stuff, these kids, I looked at my security camera footage.

So I have all these workers there. I'm not kidding you. I'll see people taking pictures of the Kent Statue. Neighbors, like, there'll be like a bicyclist and they're coming by and they'll stop and take their phone out. Zoom in, get a picture or like the ladies walking on their morning walk, at least when it first was there, they'll stop and they stand around. They're like talking about it. But these kids, they came sprinting up. I mean, I don't care.

Honestly, if they're neighbor kids, that's totally fine with me. Like, you can come up and take a picture and do all that stuff. But I wouldn't want anyone driving to my house specifically for this. Then it's a totally different situation. I'm not cool with that. I'm assuming they lived on the road. But these kids came running up. Just all three of them, just snagging picks.

And Ken, how does this make you feel? It's not in my neighborhood, so it's all good. Let me go. I don't care about it. The neighbor kids, that's great. Come on by. I'll say hi, whatever. But if you don't live in my neighborhood, you're getting suplexed. I don't know. Is that a WWE move? Yeah. See, he's got a table set up right next to the landscaping. And he's like,

hey, come stand over here. Hey, what's your address? So funny. Dude, they took literally every variation. And then they sprint off. They took the slowest pictures I've ever seen in my life, and then they sprint out of there. Could have at least used the drive. instead of your fresh sod. Yeah, whatever. That's fine. Are you leaving that? I actually, I want to move it to a little bit better of a spot

though. I think it needs to be more central in the rock garden. I'll tell you this much, it was very difficult. I know it's too hard to move. I think you need to turn it into a little fountain. I want it peeing out of, maybe some coy fish. If it was peeing, but I don't know what that looks like drilling out. Can we get a... Maybe like die the water a little bit too.

Okay, that's just gross, Kent. If I'm going to die the water, I want to be the bluest water you've ever seen. Not the color you're thinking. Aquafina. You should fill it with Aquafina or Fiji water. I think we could have that guy carve out a marble toilet. Oh, for sure. That's like you're being into a toilet.

For sure. Toilet out from my house. Now that's just moving in the different direction. I saw a comment saying that we should send the marble statue to Gavin's house. And that seemed like a little too far. That's a little. Probably make them feel better about things. we tell Peyton he needs to make a delivery.

Drive that statue to Colorado. He'd do it. He would. He'd hook it up to the back of the lawnmower and start going. The back of the lawnmower. Well, I saw Peyton just mowing the field the other day. The alfalfa field. The alfalfa field is not for a lawnmower.

The motel track, but not where the track is. Like, the field. Like, you should have a, like, not a comment, but like, an actual. A full-on tractor. Yeah. And he was just on a little more Well, I went up and I go Yo, I go, I go, hey, Peyton,

What are you doing that? And he was like, just mowing. Well, yeah, I see that. But why are you mowing the field? Like, this seems like a lot of, just seems unnecessary. And he was like, uh, just ran out of grass to mow and Gavin said,

go mow the field. Bro. And I go, all right, well, fair enough. I guess I'll let you finish. but I guess moving forward, you probably don't need to just mow the field. How long does it take for the guy that bails it? I mean,

not long. Like, it probably takes some two hours. Yeah, afternoon. But also, like, that he wants it long.

Yeah, he wants it long because then he bails it, takes the hay. I'll also say, like, so Peyton's our first long guy. So we're still learning, too,

you know, as his collective bosses, we're still learning too. So the other day he was weed whewacking. Weed whacking, weed whacking, all day. We'd wheywacking,

weed whacking. And here's the thing. We like our, our place looking good, but we're probably all right. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, dude, I just hit him with it. I'm like, you know what? Less weed whacking. I'm like, you don't have to go around every tree on the property. I'm like, I'd rather have you do this. Oh, at the farm? Yeah, yeah. So I noticed he was, uh, he's been kind of working in the merch bay a couple days a week, which is great. Because then it doesn't, it gets him probably a break off of the mower and the

weed whacker, gets him in the AC. And, uh, I mean, he's clouded up now. So for those of you who are ordering from C-Boystv.com. Just know, Peyton might be packaged in that, which I think's worth a little bit more, and we're not even charging it for that. But some spots that would definitely get neglected

that are so nice to have manicured. Completely agree, too. The Chevy graveyard. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, is Peyton manicuring that? I mean, mode it is. It is nice having it. It is nice having it. It's good. So if you need something back there, you can actually

get to it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, yeah, He's doing amazing Yeah, especially with ticks and shit Like if it's a spot where we're walking often I don't know I appreciate it being moat Especially like around the jumps of the track We don't need to get the whole field

But like we're the You know Everywhere he hasn't done Evan or Spani or somebody has fallen into it In the last two weeks Yeah Just the prickly bushes It was kind of nice

Like he even did the new property back in the like the backwoods area Yeah I mean did all the trails It's awesome He's a good guy I honestly find myself kind of jealous of the guys sometimes. It sounds nice, doesn't it? Yeah.

Sounds nice. Just like just manicuring an entire property and be like, well, time for the other one. Well, it's satisfying because you can turn around and see what you've done to. Yeah. See the impact that you made. It's very clear if you're working or not. Like you can see the progress, the longer you go. And honestly, the harder you try or like, there's definitely room for improvement too.

He does a great job. But like, if you wanted to be like, I'm going to checkered this one. Oh, yeah. to cut this one this way. I think he might evolve into that. You know, at first, he's just feeling it out. Okay, I got to get this grass mode. And then once he, you know, kind of gets his schedule.

His skills develop even more. Yep. I think we're going to start seeing some checker boards out there. Dude, that bobcat too. Shout out to the Bobcat lawnmour. That thing is a beast. He's been running that all summer. And unshout out to the Toros that have been broken all summer.

Yeah. Shout out. Toro. You can get him at Swanson, too. We knew that was going to happen, too. I'm like, I wonder if this new Toro we got, it's going to be like our old one. And then it for sure was.

The one funny one with Peyton is he pulled the mower into the shop and asked Big Rinch, like, hey, I can't get the deck to go up. The deck is just like dragging on the ground it's sideways. And I can't get it to go up. Big Runch is like, all right, I'll come check it out.

The rear tire was on the rim. It was just flat. Peyton. Big wrenches and letting him live that one down. He just kind of looked at him like, come on, man. Flat tire. Can't get the deck to go off. That one's tough.

He's mowing with a flat. Yeah, she's mowed. That one's tough. You know, Mike, you said that like, hey, you know, we like our stuff looking nice, but you don't have to weed whack around everything. It just reminded me of when I worked for Jake's dad, Dave, across the road. He had this development property that has 70.

thousand trees on it. And when they first planted the trees, they were so small you couldn't weed whack around them. So I had to clip it with the hand clipper. Didn't you mow a few of those trees over too? Oh yeah. So now it's been 15 years

since then. And so if you drive if you drive on the road and you see the trees that are probably, I don't know, 10 feet tall now, there's like gaps that are missing. That's just when I was just like ripping the zero turn and I just clip one of those trees. and be like, fuck it.

Keep going. No one's ever going to notice. Yeah, no one's ever going to notice. Well, 15 years later, they're bigger. But yeah, when they were super small, they were too small to weed whack around. So I hand-clip them. But, like, how, actually, how long did that take you?

I don't know, a couple days. My dad, that was, like, one of his first jobs when he was a kid. There's a tree farm in town, and that's what he would have to do. Because you have to keep the grass down so the tree grows. Otherwise, the grass will smother out the tree. Right. It's actually, it has a purpose other than just being. an asshole. Good memories though. Like

when you're just like basically a child and you're like wanting a job. So I remember when I would pick rocks in the field which I think is a common small town kid job and like what is that what does that entail you may ask? Like you literally just draw you walk behind

the farmer on his four wheeler and just put rocks in the bucket and you get paid like five bucks an hour. Collected a lot of rocks I bet on Mike. It's good. They keep growing every year. Yeah I know. They just keep showing up. It is funny like That happens on the track. Every time we tell the track, more rocks.

Where do they keep coming from? They keep coming. They grow. All the woods around our track are like filled with pretty big boulders. Yeah, but you know the little ones, but you got big boulders because like, you know, back in the day, I'm sure our field was just used for farming like most fields are. I don't think they have dirt bike tracks in most of them. And so they would take all the big rocks out and they would just put them in the woods.

Yeah, like our whole field is good. It's just only where we dozed up the track. Right. obviously is rocks. Yeah, every spring. A lot of rocks. Frost just gives birth. Those rocks keep coming.

But one day, eventually it's gonna be like a beach out there. I'm like, eventually after throwing rocks off the track, they're not going to be anymore. I just don't think that's how it works. So we were out shooting a thumbnail on the track and

I just hear and I'm like, what the fuck was that? I was Peyton. It was Peyton. mowing the field that we throw all the rocks into. Well, dude, I don't do that. Off the track. I've, no, like, you got the track around and you just toss him off the edge.

That's where he was mowing. I don't do that. Well, I'll tell you what. Doughton's ass because I go, Dilton, if you pick up a rock, it needs to go in the woods or stay on the track. But you cannot just throw it 10 feet off the track into the grass. Somebody did. Because he was going and it was.

Destroy that mower. Oh, and that's why I went up and I was like, you had to stop on. I need to do this. Otherwise, we're going to be. down the bobcat. I mean, that thing's built well, but it can only run over a handful of boulders, I'd imagine. It ran

over a couple of them. It ran over probably more than that. It's tough, tough mower, but, you know, boulders. They're pretty big rocks. What do you think, Ben? You want to drop in on a skateboard today? Oh, is today the day? I don't know. Does it feel like the day? I mean, seems like a great day to me.

Give me after the wedding. Yeah, I was going to say, he doesn't need to get... I was wondering about that. Have your girls been concerned? Like, hey, take a easy? Well, I think she's always fairly concerned about me and always telling me to take it easy. Yeah, I've heard it a couple times. More than

more than, yeah, usual. Don't get hurt. Yeah, wedding. Don't get a dumb haircut because you have the wedding. Right. Yeah, I've heard that. I think her mom has even maybe mentioned it a couple times. I've heard it actually like more times than usual lately. I feel like that's unexpected. I was like

been trying. Been trying. Please stop talking about it because then something will happen. I just feel. I just figured maybe you'd be motivated to get on the board with all these world record grinds going down, which has been pretty lit. Seems like a lot. Yeah. Seems like a lot. The Dernbro's

just broke one. Yeah. Ben starts chasing world records. Yeah. You got to start somewhere. You do have to start somewhere. Yeah, so what is the lore with all these records being broken? Because I'm not in the mud of the skate world like you. What was the very first record when it was

broke? Like 240? Yeah, it was like 240 something. Longest grind? on a skateboard. And now it's like 256.5 feet. And these have all happened in the last month. Which is like a football field, right? Just about. Just about?

100 yards, yeah. Wait, so one person, who broke it first? And then somebody else broke it right after? Like, why are people chasing? And then I get a little mixed up. Then there's this other guy beat it. And then Red Bull did a thing. But the Red Bull guy did on a flat rail, right?

Yes, a square rail, which. I can't even push on a skateboard. You already know it's Cheeto as hell. I'm not even a skateboarder and I know that's Cheetah. People are like, Red Bull, stay out of this. If it was, it almost just needs to be its own thing. Like, sure, you have the world longest grind on a square rail.

But when the other records are on a round rail, it is just not the same thing. Yeah, it has to be. I feel like, right? 100%. And then where it does get hairy is, I agree with that. The round rail and flat rail, two very different things. But then Canaan's second, current world record is on a like kinked round rail like down some grass down a hill down some more

grass yeah it wasn't even that nice of a setup no the craziest part about it is that canaan broke the record that a while back that was the 241 he did like 250 then another guy broke it then the red bull guy broke it but canaan's setting the 256 and a half he actually did before the red bull guy did his, they just didn't drop their video until later because they knew that people were going to try to break it. So I'm like, how crazy is that? Like, he didn't even actually have to break the Red Bull one because it was already broken. Broken.

So the second that foot he drops, they just drop it right on top. They dropped it right there, shit. And then everyone was obviously like, fuck Red Bull. Pretty much. I mean, there's just a bush. For the square rail. Skate is anti-establishment, the square rail. Yeah.

It was just like a pristine to set up, not. It wasn't in Bam's backyard in a literal yard. That's sick. That's cool place to do it. Another thing that I was stoked from the YouTube side of things, their video is doing incredibly well, and they're doing it. They're trying to be full-time YouTubers skaters, and their video is doing so well.

You guys probably see a random skateboard trick you think is cool, but you're not super into following it, but it's easily digestible, like, how far they go, they're going really fast. Either they make it or they wipe out pretty hard. I don't know. I think people are just paying attention that wouldn't really pay attention to skateboarding at all

that are like, well, I'll check this out. I feel like the Dern Bros are kind of making skating cool again. Yeah. I genuinely think like that. Like I've heard more about skating from them or about them than I haven't quite a while. Dude. And you know,

I know we've mentioned this like it's so cool seeing they're tight with BAM. It's so cool seeing BAM fully back in it. Everyone's just like, dude, every time I see a BAM clip, me personally speaking, I just, I get happy. I love it. Every time I see BAM, he's always filming the Dern Bros skating and then he turns it on himself. He's like, yeah! It's so good.

It just hikes me up. It's a good crew for him to be hanging with too. It is. After meeting those guys, I mean, they're just great guys. Yeah. So it's, uh... And they're, you know, they're not kids so they can still like relate. Like, they are our era.

So like, they probably grew up watching Beaville, Bam. And dude, it's just cool to see. also everyone's calling Bam the new Donvito. He's like... What do you mean? Like, he gets stoked. Yeah, when he was, he was doing belly flops with his nephew into the pool and they're like, bam's the new Donvito.

Like, he's like, unc. But I mean, they mean, they meant that in a good way. I was feeling pretty fucking unc this weekend. What were you doing? I was at a wedding. Oh, I was there too. And it was a really, really fun wedding. But before the wedding, after the groom's dinner, we went out to this bar in Fargo.

It isn't a college bar. It's like a post-college bar. And I walked in there. I was like, damn, this place smells like feet. It just smelled like ass. And I was like, this is kind of lame. And then I was standing in there talking with my friends. And the band started up.

And I couldn't hear anything. I couldn't hear the band because it was so just like, do this smell? No. You had a sensory overload. My senses were overload. No, it was just like so loud in like, muddy, you know, it wasn't like

muddy. The audio was muddy. The audio was muddy. It's an, it's an audio person term. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then you're some drunk guy, one of your buddies is trying to talk to you about something and you and you look at him and you go, uh-huh. And then you tell them something and they look at you can go, uh-huh.

Because they never heard anything you said. And I literally looked along and I was like, what are we what are we doing? Let's go home. And I was like, damn, um, unc. That happens to me all the time. where I'm talking with someone and I don't really hear what they say. So I go, yeah, for sure. But like, that's totally not like, it's not an appropriate response.

So they're like, wait, what? And I'm like, what? Then I just go, honestly, I didn't hear you. I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. I couldn't hear anything. My mom said that was her biggest takeaway from the make of wish. She said, you guys are all going to be deaf.

And I was like, really? Nothing was that loud. And she was like, the Miata was ear piercing. And I was like, oh, that's so funny. I thought I was like, oh, I'm so far away. it's pretty quiet today. Yeah. Or that is true.

Like even when there's shit going on the drift track, if I'm like at least 100 feet away, I'm like, nice, our neighbors probably don't hit us that much. It's not that loud.

But it really is. Yeah, everybody there was standing covering their ears. I was unking at the roadhouse this weekend, too. Same shit, Ryan. Yeah,

because the roadhouse, they play loud. Yeah, I know. I'm just surprised you'd be tearing it up at the roadhouse when we're gone. Two nights in a row. Two nights in a row.

Two nights in a row. You ended up at the roadhouse? Yeah. Yeah. night with Cody and Jake and then just decide to turn it back on get to drinking again or what? I was kicking back some nays. That seems like a bad place to go sober. Yeah. And a fun place to go drunk. Yeah. Then the next night I was driving for your cousin's bachelor party and there was a lot of people there. It was fun. So then when I'm talking to people

that I like don't know or or are too drunk, then it's really annoying. Of course, like you can't hear shit. But even if I'd like run into someone that I actually wanted to talk to, I was like, dude, I'm sorry. Like, I, can we like run outside here so I can fucking hear you? And that's how I was with those guys. You asked him to step outside? Did you ask somebody

to step outside? Those guys are like, are we about to fight? Yeah, yeah, he's like, to the patio. You know, go, yo, let's step outside. There was this dude there that was wearing like a C-boy a Life Out Open party shirt and he was the bachelor. And all his friends were razzing him for being a fanboy. But he was honestly so cool and I was like fuck you guys this guy's legit some shots Mike I didn't

that's not a very money Mike move of you he was pretty drunk already yeah he didn't that was a nice move then Ben I saw you ran into one of my buddies I did yes I did that I did caught me off guard because I don't see him very often and I've known him since he was about this tall yeah yeah yeah like hunting camp buddy yeah yeah well it's so many people are like so random that snap came through I'm like, God, this kid looks just so familiar. Yeah, when I'm like not putting, like, why would you guys be in the same place? But in Alexandria, I assume. Or would you run into him?

Just, I don't know, in D.O. He was in D.O. Yeah. And I'm a little blurry. I'm going to be honest of the scenario that I was in. Yeah, I remember somebody saying something. I must have just fired off a Snapchat to you? You did.

You said, you said, hometown buddy. You said this guy looks like Spenny. Oh. And then that's where I'm going, man. this kid looks familiar and then you're like and he also hunts with Evan and I'm like yeah yeah now I remember now I remember now I remember I forgot

that he was your buddy I just remember White's Benny yeah that's right was that the first words you said to him you look like my buddy he was walking so I saw him walking by and I I hit the sniper on him I was like yo you come here that's why I was hoping I got to get a picture with you

he came up to you or he was just walking by and I saw him and I was like you look like white spenny and I was like let me get a picture and send it to my boys. And he was like, yeah, actually I'm like friends with Evan. And then he tells me, yeah, I haunt it with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But way funnier, I was hoping that's how it went, though, is that you saw him and I like

saw them out of it. Yeah, I was like, dude, I got to get a pick with you and send it to the boys. That's so funny. Yeah. I wonder if I still have a picture of him because he does look like Spenny. I think I saved it in the. Oh, yeah, here he is. Oh, my gosh.

Dude, this is actually classic. Wow. It does look like Spettie. Yeah, that's right. White Spani, dude. 370 on red text band. Yeah, I got 380. 782.

212 voice mails. Holy, how is it not full? That's actually really impressive. Yeah, mine says like 99%. Maybe if I have the cloud, it lets you have more. No, I've only got 50 in mine's full. Yeah, same. You have the cloud?

I do have the cloud. Yeah, have actually... Have you checked your cloud? I've been trying to think of like a way to just attack the message just coming in at a more efficient and effective way because I have emails coming in and I get so many emails. I get spam emails like there's and like between the C-boys email and mine. So I turn the C-boys one off because that that one's mostly just, just noise that I don't. Yeah. It's not, I don't need to be seeing it. But then, but even my personal one now is like getting pretty obsessive.

So I used to move people over from my email. If I like needed to talk to them, I'd move them over to my text. But now I'm getting so many freaking random text that now my texts are getting muddy. So I'm like, where do I move them to my WhatsApp next? Well, then you'll never talk with them. Yeah, but I'll only, yeah, but my WhatsApp is only people that I talk to. Oh, so you use it for just fun. No, no, no, no, no, I only use it for business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. Right, right. So I don't have any of like the random group chats or any of those things. Like we just have business on WhatsApp. So I would see it. Well, what you have been doing, doing Ben, this is one step, and this is also kind of my mid-year resolution.

Talk to text. I know it's not always accurate. You guys use it a lot. CJ got a salad from Jarvis yesterday. I know. I know. It doesn't matter where I got that salad from. You just need to know, hey, I just got a salad.

And I'll be meeting you at the course in 10 minutes. CJ's is a little. And what did he mean to say? Sorbus. Zorbas. But I was thinking in my head, I'm like, Jarvis. I know he doesn't mean Jarvis, but what?

It doesn't sound like the pub. It doesn't sound like Roadhouse. I didn't think Zorba's Jarvis. I can see that. So, CJ will say using talk to text. And then obviously it clears up. But, yeah, well, it is also hard to decipher

on some of them. So then you're just like, all right. Okay, what would he have said here? But I'm in the mid-stages where like I'll use talk to text, but I got to go correct. Yeah, I still corrected too. But, yeah.

Which is nice that you can do that now. Like, it's literally just faster in every way possible. You just got to be careful about like enunciating your words really clearly and then it does a good job of getting it. Right. If you kind of just mumble your way through some of the stuff, it's bad. Yeah, like future, he can't use talk to text and be a young boy can't. Don Vito wouldn't have been able to.

This just comes up. Yeah, actually. Yeah, like it's just faster, especially if you're ever in a situation where you're typing with one hand, just stop and use talk to text. Nobody uses the swipe to text anymore. really can. I've seen use it a few times. I do if I'm using one hand. You can swipe to text.

It was originally an Android. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me put it down here. It's gotten really bad, though, the last couple versions of iOS. Because, like, I try and type the and it just always autocorrects the TNT. Every single one.

How that is, I think Ken's trying to make some phones. So, like, you go, hey, but. It's like in Tony Hawk's Pro Skate. Going to head. Yeah. my dad was really fast at it on the lake i'm slow or um a couple errors what was the OG uh T9 T9 yeah those were the days i remember having a challenge

so i had the slider phone my buddy kade had the flip phone just t9 and i'm like dude just like get a phone with a keyboard on it he's like i bet i can text faster on t9 then you can on your keyboard and he could we had a challenge i'm like holy shi'd shit, all right. It's just crazy that he could type out a full-ass text on numbers. Look at this kid running the flip phone spec. It is good to see, honestly.

I was happy for him. I saw that and I just went legendary, dude. So is he do that on purpose or does parents say like, hey, we don't want you getting on social meeting all this crap? I assume it's just a cheap Walmart pay-to-go phone type of deal. Yeah, I didn't really get into his upbringing too much, but I think

it did it did definitely give me vibes like he needed a phone to communicate with his parents. Dude, that's smart. I think kids are getting phones way too early, especially smartphones. He's he nailed the picture too, eh? A little Bobby in the Making right there. Look at that

this kid was Bobby in the Making over there. It's like a big recruit, I think, for like Miami. I don't think you're saying Jacksonville College. Yeah, I know. What kind of deal did they offer them? I hear they're just throwing money out. But he apparently

doesn't have a phone or a smartphone or anything he's never had one. Huh. He's a good football player. I think that's respectable. His parents didn't like want him having one. I'm sure now he'll probably get one.

Now he's in college, but yeah. I just was talking to the youth pastor at my church and he pulls this out. He's like, oh yeah, let me grab your number. And I'm like, what is that? What the fuck is that? And it's called the light phone

and it literally just has the phone, the text, alarm, directions, Music, no, it's a calendar. That's it. Which, I mean, I could never have. But I was like, respect. Yeah, that's sick. Like, he's like, dude, it really keeps me, like, dialed.

I'm not on social media, like, crazy. And I'm, yeah, again, like, I don't think I could do that, but I love it. Dude, I remember when Andy Milanox, this was a long time ago, probably, like, 2012. But he got a phone, and the phone was, like, it was a cell phone. But then on the back was, like, a notepad attached. You'd write your contacts down with a pencil. That reminds me of that. It's even more primal.

Yeah. But anyways, that'd be funny. That'd be a good phone for you. Or you do it like Ryan's dad and just legendary remember. Remember. Yeah, he rodnogs his contacts. Yeah. It's insane.

He only saves people he likes of like their name. So it's like a term of endearment to like have the name in your phone. He's like, it's only just because I like to see your name. What an honor. Yeah, I don't know. I doubt you're in there. No, for sure not. But he knows my phone number.

He could recite. it back to me, so I'm for sure not in there. And like, if I'm ever like, hey, dad, can I have this plumber's number? Just be like, you ready? I'm like, yep. I mean, just rip it off. Because, like, ever since you get a cell phone, you haven't had to remember a phone number, I still remember, like, a half a dozen of, like, my friends, my grandparents,

like all these old phone numbers that I would have remembered, like, in elementary school, maybe middle school. So you'd have to use the house phone. But, yeah, just certain numbers. burnt in my head, but any number in the last 20 years have not retained. I know Ken's. It's s**.

Please. Please. I just, I finally stopped receiving random calls. Oh, nice. Congrats on that, by. Yeah, that is great. Nice. Nice. I actually, I only know two phone numbers. It's my mom's and mics. Mike's is so easy. There you go, Mike. It's the type of number that if you gave it to someone in a bar,

they'd say that's a fake number. I get it all the time. You just have too many of the same digit. Yeah, and then they're just like, is that your real number? And then it's like, this is the Home Depot. Why would I give you the wrong number?

It's kind of like the... Like, I'm just trying to sign up for the rewards program, man. Dude, some of those places just absolutely hound you to sign up for their... Dude. Whatever program or credit card. The credit card. The credit card. Yeah, but it'll save you this much to me.

Damages your credit, too. I'm like, well, dude, I... Taking all these credit cards out. I don't want to. I'll usually stick to it, but, like, dude, last time we were at, like, Best Buy, they were trying to get Greta to do it. And I was like, I think I'm all right. And then he was like, whoa, this is what he could do.

And I was like, dude, I think we're good. And then they probably went on for, like, another, like, two minutes about it. Yeah, we're good. And it got to the point where I was like, bro, we are good. It's because they get a kickback. No, I know. And that's what I said. I go, dude, I know you get a kickback here.

I get that. You're hustling. But we're good. They're like, yeah, but there's no drawbacks to it. Oh, my God. It's opening up another credit card. Damaging my credit. I know.

And it's like, well, I mean, I was at Von Marr buying like some pants for the wedding. And I disclosed that. You know, he's like, do you want to sign up for the credit? I was like, I don't shop here. Like, I'm just grabbing some dress clothes for a wedding. And then he hits me with the full spiel. He's like super old, dude. He was nice.

And then he goes, says something about how he gets the most people to buy, get their credit cards. I'm like, dude, I believe it. You're going crazy right now. but I'm like, I'm good. I'm like, I might not ever come back here. Speaking of salesman, the Minnesota State Troopers Association

called me asking me for money. Did you, did you send them? Can you imagine? I called my brother-in-law. Dude, they've resorted to calling me on like different numbers. Yeah, they do.

Or it would just say MN, SPTA or whatever. But now I'm just getting like local numbers. You still donating, Mike? No, I gave it up. They were too annoying. It turned me off. They were too clingy.

It turned me off. I was going to do it for another year. I did it for two years for $100 a year. What's that? Is that silver? I don't know. I think that's silver. They call me so much.

And then I was like, you could literally save $100 by not having this person calling me every week. Did you got just the nicest old guy over there, though? Yeah. They called me. They got you. They got me for $50. The caller ID said Minnesota State Patrol. I was like, oh, God, what did I do?

Ken is like, I knew I shouldn't have beat on that flock camera. And then the guy, the guy answers, you know, it's Minnesota State Trooper Association, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, thank God, it just hung up on him. Oh, lock the number. The guy was expecting me to hang up on him for sure. I was having to go. I was in the skid steer. I was moving dirt.

It's just a fun thing to do. It's just having a good day. He said, hell yeah, brother. I'll ship you $50. How fast can you hang up the phone and block the number, Ken? I feel like you've got to be fucking speed. just boom the Ryan Garcia

the Ryan Garcia Hang up Touch the eye button scrolled on the block block Yep They call Garcia Fastest hands They call Ken

Quickest fingers Quackus fingers Don't tell Gaff That's too far Oh yeah Ken That's where we draw the line All right quickest fingers Mustang

Raptior CBOTV.com So a little bit of this or that The winner gets to pick Between those two cars and $20,000 cash. We got a bunch of fresh stuff on website, adding stuff every Thursday.

So get entered. This is the last week to get entered. Jesus. Yeah, she's a shorty. Shorty for sure. We added a dirt bike in. We added a dirt bike for the team. You can win that.

And because I'm not ready to be done talking, we have 400,000 subscribers. No way. Let's go. 400,000. It only took us five years. It's been a consistent slow growth. but at one million subscribers

Micah has to get a bowl cut he mentioned I think and we should add we should stack stuff on it not because I'm trying to have like more torture for everyone else but like I don't think that the bull cut is enough to celebrate the million subscribers that we will one day have what are you thinking

like you're not just bull cuts but you're thinking like everyone else yeah it doesn't necessarily have to be a haircut just and it doesn't have to be even something like bad or embarrassing or whatever like just can think of something ken has to go on his honeymoon and we get to film it no why not we'll go to hawaiy come on dude no you don't want us filming your honeymoon i just just no we're trying to sell ken on letting us film the honeymoon that reminds me a big kef's comment he comments on it and goes i'm from the third person video that was also Ken's wedding. He goes, I'm trying to grab the third

person footage of Ken's honeymoon. That'd be insane. That's how we film it. Maybe just throw a little backpack on Ken and let him go. Just let him off into the wilderness. All right. Okay. Yeah. Stay tuned for a million. I guess we still got some time. We got a time. Thank you guys for 400K though. You think we should do. There we go. We'll consider it. Yeah. We'll consider the top comment.

Yeah. Gosh. All right. Peace. Peace. See ya.