Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken Speaks For The First Time About His Injury

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

In today’s podcast, Ken updates us on how he's recovering from his fractured C7, the Golfball Bandit is terrorizing our neighborhood, we listen to our mixtape, and The Vikings are headed to the Superbowl. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dude, speaking of Evan breaking things, he broke another thing today. What? This kid's steer. He walks in all sad. We're going to have to make some wrecking ball merch. That's what Evan is. It's a fun keeping Evan around. It's getting expensive, man.

He's just sitting back. Dude, it's honestly impressive, bro. Everything you touch, not even. Everything you look at. It's the variety of things you're able to break, too. Evan, did you look at Ken, funny? that's what it was that's what caused it he was watching as they went over the jump so we've got ken here he is in brace with a ken would you like to explain kind of your injury and how it's progressed

so we rolled side by side and i'm too tall for most things side by side included planes economy class and planes um so that's why he rolled it the the cage kind of like collapsed in a little bit and kind of just, like, came in on my head and, uh, fractured my C7 vertebrae. Or what is it? Yeah, you're C7. Fractured it. Is that a vertebrae or what is that? Yeah, it's a vertebra. So yeah, I'm in a, a caller, I think is what they call it for two months now. Do you get that off by the time we go to Vegas? No. Oh, it's mid-Vegas. No, like, like after, it's mid-November, so after Vegas. Shoot. So maybe I can get some sympathy things. the clubs there you go

there you go Ken's going to be up with Jack car so you're going to be in there with your brace I don't know I mean his brace hasn't slowed him down one bit yet it really hasn't Ken your spirits have been extremely high told him he can't drive for two months

let me drive around for two days okay so drive and then you start driving driving around the lakes is a little different than driving around like town or going on the highway like there's no cars it's it's fall everyone's cabin is closed up there's nobody around here

I have to go like okay there's no car that way there's no car that way i'm good i can go Elon doesn't beep at you well i requested the full self-driving beta thing and they haven't said anything back to me just in the queue for it so did you tell them you're injured hold up yeah so okay once you get it though does it full on drive itself or how does that supposedly like go to a stop sign and stop and turn and do everything so you actually bought that well i subscribe to it so what's that cost 200 bucks a month or if you buy it it's $15,000 which is the biggest rip-off in the car industry, I feel like.

Wait, so you pay $200 a month, and it will drive you, you don't have to touch the wheel. I mean, if you get into the beta, which I'm not in the beta yet. It's like the club, if they give you access to it. But I love all you're paying for it right now. Like, you paid the cover charge, but you still didn't get in. But it's like you have to pay the, you have to pay for the beta every month, and you get like some gimmick features. And then they like watch you. They watch how you drive, like how you accelerate, how you turn, like, if you're paying attention to the road or not.

So that's why you haven't let any of it. us drive your car yeah so so how do you feel ken like what like just right now during the day like when i'm able like distract myself and like do things and kind of take your mind off around i can't take my mind off things it's fine like it's uncomfortable but it's not bad but it's like when i lay down and like try and go to bed and that's that's got to be the that's like all you can focus on is like i just want to go to bed and it's just my neck and my upper back or just throbbing it feels like somebody's stabbing it really so do you just lay straight back I'd imagine.

Yeah. It's annoying. Right. I think we kind of brushed over this, but it's a full on broken neck. Yeah. Yeah. And there's comments on the last video. There was actually, that's like a whole separate part of this.

We'll get into after. But I saw, I read a couple comments on it. And I knew people would say this. And they were like, you said it's fractured. That's not broken. Dude. Like, I know. I literally, that's why when we went in, I had to clarify.

I said, to be clear, he has a broken neck. This is a broken neck. And because I knew, and I'm not saying that all of our subscribers are like it, I think it's a small percentage. But it's just so funny, they have to act all big dick. Like, oh, I rolled my razor five times and I still hop back in and sent it. Like, like, all those comments, I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here. And to Kent's credit, he hasn't missed a day of work.

Yeah, and he did, it's a, he severely hurt. Yeah, exactly. Like, anybody who tries to discredit it or. But honestly, I hate to. focus on that small portion because I saw so many people that were like this also happened as well I would say I am glad for the general good it's amazing like I was out and about this weekend and it's it's amazing like you say oh I broke my neck doing this and they're like oh I know somebody my husband my friend like they also did something similar to that and it's

like holy crap I kind of found that out too like the I was thinking like there's got to be really no one that's done something like very few but like we came across probably about two or three different people that are kind of in our... I just like we sat and got lunch on Saturday and there was three people that came up then and I had some supper last night and two more people came up to me. It was tough to hear,

but it was also comforting because you're like, okay, so like these people have recovered. They're okay. You know, and that made me feel better, I would say, and hopefully it made you feel better. Yeah. What did you guys think when reading the comments? Like, how did that make you feel

seeing kind of how many people have been injured like that it was tough to read the ones where they're like permanently permanently right dude i had such a hard time reading that and then you know when an accident like that does happen it's like relatable where it's like hey i've been through the same thing i know how you feel can but like i don't know dude my heart just like goes out to like people that get injured like that and then they kind of just watch i don't our videos and like almost just seeing people doing like the things that injured you maybe and it's like a much different light like I can't look at like razors or like side by sides the same after watching that and have the same like trust and faith in it or like

excitement to like get in it like I don't know about you guys but like dude I do not trust those things those roll cages one fucking bit anymore I really have never trusted them And I would agree with that. Yeah. Like, every sense, like, when we were in Florida, and you were riding, you guys were riding with the side-by-side guys, and they were launching those jumps, they were, they were a little bit bigger than probably our biggest jump on the track. And I guess they do have aftermarket cages, but I don't even know of those would have held up

from how high you guys were dropping and shit. Luckily, no one got hurt because those guys are awesome drivers. No one crashed or nothing. It was extremely close, though. You were extremely close. Do you know how much different that day would have been? and if you would have tumbled that. Like, we'll overlay the clip here.

You could have been like Ken, if not worse. Yeah, no, it's terrifying. And like to think, how many people that watch our videos have gone through something like that. And how many haven't, though, and I don't want them to, but, like, this is a good awareness type of thing.

That's how I would use it, you know? Mm-hmm. Like, you can't trust a stock cage or really, obviously, unless you get a really high aftermarket cage, but you still can get hurt, Like, this is, you know, you got to take this kind of stuff seriously. Wear your helmet. The specialist I saw, he was saying the other thing, like, those neck braces are no joke.

Like, those can help out so many people from these types of injuries, too. Like, like, the, like, whatever it is. Like a Moto neck brace? Yeah. Just because, like, it can, you know, say it even, like, crushes your collarbone. It's not your spine. Like, you can, collar bones is the least of your injuries at that point. Yeah, no kidding, comparatively to a neck.

Yeah. Make sure you wear your helmet, where you're, like, it. If that thing didn't have harnesses, and I even think those harnesses weren't as ideal because they are retractable, I think for like this kind of stuff, you should really have like. Convenience factors, those retractable ones are great, but like is actually holding you in place. It's like. I mean, if it's going to be this, if we're going to be doing jumps and stuff like this, we need to have something that's, you know, fixed harnesses because I don't know, but definitely need a new cage. Yeah, definitely a huge wakeup moment for the. boys. For sure. For sure.

Dude, watching that footage back when we were editing the video, me and CJ, I didn't even want to put in the GoPro shot of the face like head on of them because you can see Ken basically fall out of the seat and the harnesses don't engage for like

four inches, I would say. It's like, what the fuck is the point? They don't engage for like four inches and you can just see. And then his head hits and then the head, the cage compresses. Dude, it was hard. I didn't want to put it in, honestly.

I didn't want to put it. I'm not going to watch that video. It happened so fast you couldn't really see even like when you would go frame by frame, that's when it was super. Well, I felt like it was important. The damage has been done. Yeah, I agree. It was important to show.

And also, like, like we said, this is a learning thing. And also, like, I just know how some people are. Oh, they didn't even crush the hard. And I was like, we need to show this. Like, it was basically as raw as it gets. Like, no music, no nothing, just showed everything full back. and it was tough to watch and the YouTube video actually got age restricted

as you guys know so if your YouTube video gets age restricted it'll be for a number of reasons but basically YouTube deems that that video unsuitable for anyone under the age of 18 so in order to view that video you have to have a YouTube account and the

YouTube account has to be like signed in signed in with a person yeah age verified that you're over 18 which is a big problem honestly for your video getting more views so like this this video is doing pretty decent not that we really cared like normally we're happy if a video is doing really well but none of us were like this video is doing good because we were just like just a shitty situation that you don't really want your video to go we

we would rather not have had this video yeah but uh it was doing it was getting a lot of views and it was gaining a lot of traction then once it got uh deemed unsuitable for anyone under the age 18 it has stopped and has literally gained 3,000 views since in the last 24 hours since it hit which is sucks so hopefully we can get that overturned but basically it lost all traction because you know they can't YouTube can't promote a video that is you know it's not appeasable or appealable to the masses yeah yeah do you guys think that the video like showcased how like how fast things can go wrong on like the dumbest shit and that's usually when it when you know the unthinkable happens is something that you would never expect but do you think that we did like

a good job like showcasing like oh my gosh we had no idea and this happened like be careful or or take that into consideration or i think we did i think we did a decent job of it i guess we could have done more but I don't think we did it was kind of like how are you supposed to do it you know yeah you know I progressed fast through and then it was like the thing happened I really think it was put together right I mean it showed the showed all that I mean there was some things that got cut so like one of the things that got cut was like me saying we're lucky that it happened on this rather than on a bigger jump because if it would have happened on a bigger jump I mean you're jumping 100 feet at what like 40 miles an hour at the least if it flipped and land on the roof

from that those cages don't do shit as we learned that would have been bad deal um and then also like it was such a fluke thing i guess you know i guess i said just drive into it like i suggested that in the background you could hear it um and then i think kaya was trying to land in it it was one of those situations where if he would have gone a little bit slower it wouldn't have flipped because it would have just ran into it. And if he would have gone a little bit faster, it wouldn't have flipped because he wouldn't have like he was a, he was going the perfect wrong speed.

Yeah. For the worst like turnout, like where it touched that first rail and then kind of got it tipping and then touched the other one. Like I mean, it just is such a bad deal. Those things jump like shit too. And yeah,

can't am jump like shit. Jump like spring up. Like unless you have aftermarket, I don't know, I just... That is true. They were like, oh, you have to jump with this special technique. And we're just like, I don't know, we just fucking hit the jump. Yeah, it was like hitting the break before he would hit the jump.

That way it would like compress the front shocks and then hopefully rebound at the right time off the lip. He didn't do it on that one. No. That was the one time that he didn't do that, which is probably part of the reason. Part of the reason as well. I don't know. And honestly, I don't think it's Kyle's fault either. No.

No. So, like, and I can't imagine. imagine how bad he feels yeah i i overlooked it i didn't even think anything of it cj didn't even want to film it because we didn't think it was gonna yeah i wanted to go home end-of-the-day thing alex was waiting on me to go out to eat and i was already late that's why she pulled up because she was been waiting for so long she's like i'm just going to come and see what you're doing and i was you know yeah i i didn't think it was going to be even cool i'm glad you're okay though can like this could be so much worse and we could be having such a different conversation so

the fact that you are, you know, as okay as you are. Yeah. Like, dude, what a blessing. In terms of the situation, yeah. Inconvenience for a couple months. But you've been so positive. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah, you have been hella positive. Even by many standards, even a more positive, Ken. Do you think that's the drugs? No. Ryan, I remember your dad always said you can either stay mad about something or you can get over it. Very true. have, I can either get mad and just have a shitty time or I can just get over it and try and look at the positive side of things and just be like, yeah, I can walk.

Holy shit, you're a fucking legend, Ken for that. Yeah, Ken. Because just getting mad about it and just having that anger is all it's going to do, raise your blood pressure, make you feel like shit and just going to have an awful week. Yeah, definitely. Ken, did you hate your head? Yeah, did you have a reset? A little reset, Ken.

No, I love it. And I truly, I can't imagine how you, you have handled it so well. both in your emotional like well-being for yourself and outwards and I'm very proud of you so congratulations I probably I guarantee you I wouldn't be handling as well as you no definitely not and so yeah I got to really add points to that for Ken I mean yeah shout to big Ken yeah I keep asking them too like when we're around the house and stuff I'm like is there anything I can get you like do you want like a better chair or something like I'm like trying to figure something out that can like help his honestly feels better to like just fully lay down than

like trying to sit in a chair because there's like still pressure on the back i was like trying to figure out if there's like a chair that like could like help you i don't know no it's just it's just nice and lean in bed and just kind of getting the pressure off everything and so just let us know if you need anything obviously and you got your back yeah thanks too bad that we got rid of the recliner i know shitter oh oh i'm i i don't I don't. I'm glad that thing's gone. It would have been perfect for this moment.

Candice like, nope, I'll be good here for the next 12 hours. I'm good. We could turn a bed into one. Oh my gosh. There we go. We could set up Evans bunk bed.

Over the fucking toilet. You call it like the temperatech potty? Yeah, the upper decker's upper decker steamer. Yeah, the upper decker sleeper steamer. There we go. I think we might be on to something.

I think we might. At that point, you're probably high enough where you hopefully don't get any splash. Oh, fuck. Ken. You're a legend. How's your mom taking it? How's your family? She was mad.

She was very mad. Like chewing you out? Yeah. She was like, you could have died. You could have been paralyzed. Blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah. I'm okay.

Like, you don't need to worry. Like, thank you for being worried. But sorry. I probably wasn't. I probably didn't help the situation. considering this happened on a Tuesday, and I didn't tell her until Thursday. So she found out on the video. No, I also told her of her text, so it wasn't the greatest way to do it.

How'd you word that? I was like, hey, mom. Look at it. Oh, man. Hey, I thought I would let you know. I was in a side-by-side accident earlier this week, and I fractured my C-7. I'm doing fine. I just have to wear a brace for a couple weeks.

Don't worry about it. Don't worry. about it. Well, so this happened at like eight o'clock and we go to the ER and then she sends me a text like as I'm laying in the ER bed and I was like, I'm not, they're probably going to bed. I'm not going to tell them. I'll tell her out. I'll tell them tomorrow because you don't want her to worry going to bed.

I'll probably just get, you know, get all amped up and go to the hospital and it's not going to help anything. And then next day it was like I had to go to the follow up with the specialist and I was like, just forgot about it. And then came back to the shop and just laid on the bed for the, rest of the afternoon and then Thursday rolls around and was like fuck I gotta tell them but yeah oh well she was mad about it but she got over I hope I haven't seen him since so I can imagine she was fairly rattled reading that text coming out of the blue yeah and I

told Cody was like because Cody found out right away because they had supper and met up with Alex yeah they'd seen her and I was like Cody do not tell mom I don't want her to get all like rattled tonight yeah because Cody called me he goes Hey, Grant hasn't answered his phone. Oh, hey, hasn't answered his phone in a couple hours. Is he alive? And I was like, yeah, he's here. He's working right now.

And he was like, he's at work? And I was like, yeah, I don't know. He said he was laying in bed all day, basically, that day. Yeah, that's true. I'm sure. Went upstairs and laid in the guest bedroom, but still, you were here. Ken, you haven't let it slow you down, though. I saw some videos or pictures from Saturday night.

It looked like you got into the liquor to help help the pay. I was going to not drink for a while and then we see the neurosurgeon guy at the bar we're getting lunch and he's like, yeah, you can drink. I don't know why you aren't. He did say that. Amazing. So I was like, okay, and then we go to these people down the road from us, they're going to going down south for the winter.

And so she's trying to get rid of all the booze in their house. Ken was just being a good neighbor. I was just like, oh, fuck, okay, I'll help out. what a solid neighbor move so what's the hardest part about drinking now is it harder to take shots and throwing them back yeah because it's slowed down your basically can't that can't like throw it up there but i just get a straw and it's nice has it slow oh so it's slowed down your chug buddy time i i can't do that i can't like go back far enough but okay we'll get you back in therapy so you can chug buddy is there physical therapy after this i've kind of i would assume so he didn't say so

I just have to go to a follow-up in a couple weeks. Probably get some X-rays and then we get it again and evaluate it from there. At least two months in the brace, so I'd assume that or maybe slightly more, but we'll see. Is that the brace for two months? Yeah. Dang. It's kind of nice. It's got padding on it.

So it isn't, is it like incredibly uncomfortable or is it, I mean, it's uncomfortable without a doubt, but. I think good because like even if I like move my head and like the extremities of the, the brace, I can like feel like it gets a little painful at the extremities. So I feel like if I didn't have a brace, there's nothing to like stop it. Yeah, it's like holding your head in place. So if like I'd do that myself, I just feel like I'd get so like exhausted all day. And I'd probably like, you know, you accidentally move, you know, try and move your whole, move your head. I feel like that would mess something up pretty bad. My buddy broke his neck in college and it was like right at the heat of college getting going.

I think he was a freshman or a sophomore. That's right. And he broke his neck too, except his was way worse. His was super bad. Yeah, like so close to being like paralyzed. Or even killing him. It was like really bad.

You like black out from that. Well, which part? Initially. Well, that kind of, that kind of. So he was blacked out when he broke his neck. And they said he was so drunk.

He fell over the stands onto the track. at a football game and he they said he was so drunk he didn't brace at all for impact he just hit the impact and that like saved his life and yeah I mean he didn't really let it slow him down too much either like they were doing shots

off of his neck brace like the next week I think oh my gosh geez Louise damn right we're taking shots off of Ken's neck brace I don't think so but yeah I don't think I want to do that either yeah I'm good I'll see J's for good luck yeah dude do it for your buddy do for I'll do

for Ken if he wants me to. Ken's neck praise is sticky for the rest of the night and just gross. I got two pads. I get two sets of pads for it. There you go. You have to shower in the whole rig and everything? No, I got a different one for showering because this one, like, soak the water in because it's got padding.

The other one's, like, just straight up foam. Nice. All right, Mike, do you want to go in here? I got to, like, lay down. That's all we get up Ken today, ladies and gentlemen. Well, ladies and gentlemen, give Ken around of applause. He's a fucking trooper. We love you, Ken.

And also not to mention, he hasn't been in the podcast studio since this happened because he can't stand up straight in here. Dude, he's too big. He's too big. He's too fucking big. The first words out of his mouth after he crashed. Who breaks their neck and only says, out, and then I'm too fucking big for this thing. Yeah, that's legendary.

So we're going to get a special extra large cage for Ken. Or maybe he's going to take it. Well, I think that's the worst part. Ken ain't ever hopping in a side-by-side again. Well, you never know. As soon as that happened, we were being proactive and ordered a cage right away for our side-by-side. The cool thing about an aftermarket cage, much stronger.

The possible downside is that they usually are slightly sleeker and lower. Oh. You know, it's not really... I think in the front seats of the razor, he'll be just fine. I don't proceed seeing him. I don't see Ken Hopper. Ken, I forgot to ask you. Ken, are you hopping back in the razor?

Are you done? I have one more question, actually, before we get you off. I'm sorry to make the fucking, we could bring the microphone over to him. Sorry. So where do you go in your no can do career from here? This is no can do part two. Because it's, it was no can do for about five years. And then there was a six month stint, maybe even five month,

where you were leaning towards yes you were saying yes more and it seems like you've gotten back into the no can do yes that's that's correct gone gone gone for a few months at least a few months light at the end of the tunnel we'll see okay do you feel like you want to get back in a razor uh we'll see how this cage looks i don't know you're not like fully we'll see if i get some PTSD jumping in that thing that's why that's why i was kind of asked and like looking ahead, do you feel like it's even a horse you want to get back in? I don't know yet.

Understandable. It's only been less than a week. It has, it's a week tomorrow. Yeah. We'll see how it goes, but. All right. I got to lay down. All right.

Thanks, Ken. Man, such a trooper. It's a real bummer that this whole broken neck thing had to overshadow my nipple piercing. I'm kidding. I am actually kidding. Well, Mike Y'allel. also kind of did that to yourself exactly yeah i agree you undersold a bit i undersold a lot yeah

which i think was part of your schick was fun yeah it was because you were going to go in and act like it didn't hurt yeah and it did i and it actually hurts more like now than it did when i did it oh shit really yeah is it infected no it's doing all right but like every time i readjusted i'm like okay well i don't want to get stuck in one spot you readjust it it's just it's kind of on fire so what didney think of it doesn't like it doesn't like it really doesn't like it defined doesn't like it like doesn't think you should have got it or

just like he's like gross or it's like second one but it's like every time you know like an accidental hand brushes over something I touched it that kind of grossed out yeah huh so is Gretaud act that way

accidental hand it's fine right the back of the hand you're letting her touch his nipple the back of the hand it was a back of the hand it's like you get more in TSA it's like you get more TSA You guys literally jinx that. Well, what's Greta think of yours? Oh, she loves it.

So she touches it. She came around? She came around, I'd say. Like, put your tongue to it and stuff? Yeah, she loves it. Really? Yeah. I can almost just feel the sarcasm from over here, huh?

Huh? No, she'll do a tell-all. One day she'll come on the podcast, and she'll tell you guys all about it. Oh, I was hoping there'd be a lot more to this tell-all than just the nipple pieces. Oh, no. Oh, shit. Actually, I don't want you going to come into the podcast if she's doing a tell-all. Exposes Ben I don't need that

But yours isn't infected Yeah Because Evans is infected Is it? Yeah Oh really What did talk about late in the game For an infection

Oh like Thursday Whoa Recently Evan said last Thursday Oh man What From what I have no idea Maybe the hot tub

That could be Oh our hot tub guy Has been off duty He ever since Put his neck Yeah, that's true. Well, and it was tough because, like, if there was any time for Evans' nipple piercing to get infected,

it would have been the day after he did it when he went in the swamp. Into the swamp. With the snow bike. But the fact that it's just happening now, like when you get yours, like, three months ago, I don't even know. All right, we got two left here. And we're not doing the parking situation anymore. I think that's lame.

Yeah, off that idea. No, I mean, like, I want to get it off of something good. Same. I just think the whole nipple thing is, it's lame. It's played out. It's played out. I think it's played out. People are getting bored of watching it.

I think, no, people are getting bored of watching it in that aspect of the parking situation. Because Micah's was boring. Mike, you kind of did do that. What are you going to do? No, I agree. I don't know how it reacted either. But anyway. So now there's got to be one way, like you guys got to be like put up to each other.

Fuck. And like the foot race. A foot race. Foot race? Too lame. Pretty good, though. Pretty funny. Just because, okay, the reason this...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if we did, like, who can run the farthest? Oh, gosh. Oh, boy. Honestly, both CJ and I... Both of you are about five minutes long, so... At least he's got a little bit of... He's been in the gym in the last six months.

Sperm count. Okay, how funny would that be? If, like, you had the lower... Whatever has the lower sperm count? For the record. I know for a fact, CJ's not planning nor expecting to have a lower sperm count. Really? Why do you think that I'm not?

Because you want it so bad. I'm going to at least once a week. CJ's like, yo, we're not doing anything tomorrow. We should go into the sperm bank and get our sperm count. Is it sperm or testosterone that you want to test? I mean, technically, both. Or both. Yeah, yeah.

No, like, it's like. Your sperm count. Dude, I love it. That's a great idea. Fuck. This just happened right now. You have the least, so now you get... That's a reward, though, I would say.

Having the lower sperm count, because then you have less probability of getting a girl pregnant. True. There's a big upside to that. If that's your goal, unless your goal is the other thing, then it's not a good thing. Okay, so you're saying that the person that has the most should get them. I guess I don't know.

It doesn't matter to me. I'm down to do it, but I don't necessarily think I'm going to have more. But I just thought it would more so be funny. I do like that as if it was between, though. We'd probably all do it, but if it was between you two and whatever, like, that's good. We'll think of something. That might be even dumber than the parking situation. Imagine explaining that to the nipple piercing guy.

So what are you in for? Oh, the lower span count. Jesus. I jerked off in a cup and mine wasn't as good, apparently. Yeah, I mean, To twist it up, too, you couldn't do the higher sperm count has to get it. Just a level one. I mean, I'm down to do that.

I don't know if that's necessarily a greater thing. I think maybe even like the foot race would be funny. But also, I mean, both of them would be funny. It just depends on how it gets fun. We could do a triathlon. I can't really swim, but I guess that'd be good for you. Not a triathlon. I mean like foot race.

Spirm count. And then we've got one other thing. Ryan was talking like you couldn't run to the end of the driveway. I can't do it. No, not run the triath one. It was a start. The whole shot from the race, that's it. But I think if it were running on a foot race like that,

training would be involved. Like, would you not want? I'd probably try to get the stamina up a little bit or the top speed up a little bit to not get a nipple piercing. Well, yeah. Yeah, you know, I'd probably work out once a month. Maybe we should have a thing where it's like the last person standing doesn't have to get it.

Because ultimately, well, are you fighting? No, no. No, no. I'm saying like the last... Get in the ring. I like that. The last person without a nipple ring doesn't have to get it. So like, let's say Ryan and I do a competition, whoever doesn't have to get it, they are now, the nipple thing is done.

Because otherwise it's like... I thought that too. It's like no matter what, you already know you're going to get it. So it's like, what am I even holding out for? Yeah. And everyone's had a situation where it was a competition, like a fair shot where they were at a spot where they could have. Because like, I raised men. Not me.

Ken's was the best competition. You were in a hot dog. Oh, yeah. Well, you broke the rule. Yeah, but it wasn't fair. Ryan and Ken, Ryan was supposed to get it, but then he out-finagled Ken. Ken had to get it. Evan lost a hot dog eating competition. Ben lost a race, as I said.

So, like, in reality, like, Ryan could have had one. I could have had one. But I agree with that. The last person standing. Otherwise, there's, like, no point. I would just be like, dude, I'm going to have to get this shit anyways. Yeah. So I made to the top two, why?

How about the last person? So whatever comes out of me? and yours has to do both because like you have to go out with a finale oh yes yes finale yes it's mostly just the again the the after pain doing both of them like at one time once that first one goes in you're like eh i literally almost was like screw it do the second one it'd be funny but i it still hurts i love that you know what's funny is like i'm not that afraid of getting it i'm almost just like whatever it'll be like funny kind of thing but ryan is really really not trying to get it

which almost makes me want to try harder to make him get it but like if I am to lose I know it's going to hurt and I'm not going to be necessarily super like down to go do it but I just know it's going to be legendary double nipple piercing

I just don't have the nipples for the limelight none of us do I don't know you know I don't think any of us too maybe Evan what's a nipple for the limelight look like I don't know what is that I just I just I really don't want to get it. Ryan, walking around on nipple piercings is just something a little bit too.

Like, you guys, everyone is kind of like, yeah. But Ryan, they're going to be like, whoa. This dude's going to get flagged. That's what I mean. It's going to be way funnier, actually. He has one. Fuck. Can I get a shake from you guys that whoever it is is double?

Sure. I'm a little clammy right now just talking about it. Double nickel piercing. Whoever loses this. I love that. Whatever the next thing is double nipple piercings. hopefully it's something we can agree on that's like moderately fair i agree yeah i think we don't want to have any bad taste like it can't be like a thing where it's like

favoring you know some sperm count well that seems super random though that seems extremely random you would not know looking at us to who's going to have the lower or higher sperm count i mean like there's no advantage in that like if it was between who can wheelie a pit bike longer obviously i'm going to win that if it's between who can wheelie a quad longer like obviously he's going to win that so you you want to leave it up to like 100% chance not necessarily i think it has to be like no i think he's saying no me and you raced our cars we didn't know who's going to win okay yeah it we were like this might be close but we truly don't know and it it we're thinking it's going to be close so so that was like a good instant to do it okay if we were like racing kenn and his test the plaid

against me and my gtr we'd be like that's just dumb like i might as well just head to the nipple piercing shop right now kind of thing you know so you do like so you do like like the sperm count idea i'm not against it but just because it is random if people think it'd be funny i'm down imagine it just comes back my sperm count is zero they're like you are completely infertile i'm just like a bummer day for you in general what would you do i don't really know i would you celebrate i'd be like you would be good i would i'd be like i'd be more in shock i'd be like i'm wondering right now like i don't know if this is a good or bad things short term probably really good but long term yeah I think long term I would be

bummed but like short term I'd be like this ain't so bad like mixed emotions yeah it would be I mean seriously I don't know how I would feel I definitely probably wouldn't be crying I mean I definitely wouldn't be crying I probably a little quiet in the back trying to figure out like Yeah, I feel like I feel like that I'm trying to figure out where you're at right now It'd be fucking funny, though, that's for sure At least we had it on video Imagine

We title the video See Joe's infertile Yeah, and finds out he's infertile Ten million views Emotional Emotional in asterix He's just crying He's so bad

The doc's like, now, now I know But there's many of other options If you want to have kids someday I'm like, what? No, I'm just, these are tears of joy. All right, you might have to cut this, but this is just reminded me of all this, I guess, sperm talk. Rich sent me, he sends the most outlandish, like, Instagram stuff.

And the last one, I probably already have to cut this. Yeah. No, it's okay. The most recent one that he sent me is just this meme that says, bro, imagine if ejaculation wasn't billions of microscopic sperm cells, but it was just one big spruce sperm cells. but it was just one big sperm cell, and every time you jacked off,

you had to kill it before it squirmed too far. Pretty dark, Mike. Yeah, it is, right? I mean, probably wouldn't do it so much. Probably not. That's for sure. I'm not much of a killer. Not even.

Nope. No way. All right, yeah, so we'll figure that out. We'll figure out a good bat between. you guys. I think it's a good ending because someone actually wins out of the end of all this. God, I hope it's me. I guess for your sake, I do too. I kind of do too. I feel like it'd be a nice way for me to like, I don't know. Spice it up. Spice it up. I don't know. It'd be a nice contribution. It would be. It's like a way for me to give my body up for the boys. I was going to elaborate on that too.

It's crazy stuff that we do for the channel that like, I mean, I try to have. have a very open mind about like anything that i like have to do i'm a little bit too much where i don't get even upset i know that's kind of like you know ken gets really upset when we have to do certain things and everyone but like it's so funny the stuff that we just like have to do for the channel like i just am like well i gotta do it i mean like we can always say no but yeah but if you really didn't want to do it though you don't have like you don't have to you're just more so put in a situation where you're like gonna be good i don't really want to but But, like, my calculation on this is that everything's going to be fine.

And overall, it'll be a win. Yeah. Well, it did remind me with the nipple piercing and CJ's body enhancements. Remember when he dyed your hair blue like ninja? That was fun. That was a good time. Oh, yeah, that's right. It was a prank.

Well, he basically made Shana do it, but I just blame her for it. Yeah, that was really funny. Yeah, you had to walk around college like that. At least now, you just got nipple piercings you're around these costs all the time. Yeah, I guess it's a little bit easier to explain. Dude, I remember, uh, dude, fuck. Yeah, my, I look like Ninja. Ninja was super popular back then.

And I guess I would just wear a hat when I'd go in and like hoodie and stuff, but people could tell. People probably just thought that you were a big ninja fan. They probably thought I was going through some shit. I think at the time it worked out because of Ninja. I think now, at least around here, like you have blue hair, you know, a little scary. I don't know. I look back on that.

Like, I'm glad I did that. Or I'm glad that it happened. Yeah, that's funny. I thought it was awesome. People thought it was funny. My ex-girlfriend, we were, like, on the rocks at the time. And when I come home with blue hair, oh, my God, dude. She did not like that.

No? Really? No. That was one of those times. It wasn't the final, but it was like, she was already like, I'm not huge on this whole YouTube thing. And then you come home with blue hair. It was fucking gone, though, dude. It happened to me on a video.

I mean, I don't know to tell you. Exactly. Yeah, it was, it did not last on that after that. You could have got the bowl cut like my. Remember that? That's right. I feel like blue hair is a little bit worse, man. What?

That shit was like... I disagree. I disagree, dude. Then the bull cut? You can just get a buzz? The first bull cut I got? Well, I mean, true. Bro, you could just get a buzz.

Yeah, it could have a buzzed, too. You're still going to have blue, though. For, yeah, a little bit, but... I don't know. The first bowl cut I had was so aggressive. It was so horrendous. I thought you were going to say perfect. It's horrendous.

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I'd take the blue just because I'd be like, it's more funny, more out there. But the bull cut, I feel like it's more repairable. Like if you have a bull cut right here You just fucking buzz it up a little bit And you can still have a nice haircut If you have your blue hair It's completely blue down to the roots You're gonna have to full on go bald

That's what I'm saying And also like blue hair is more memorable than a bowl cut Some people just run that shit dude And people do run the like What do you mean more memorable than a bull cut? Like me in a thumbnail with a blue hair Or a having a bowl cut Keep in mind I think I got a bowl cut like three times

Nobody asked me why don't ask me why the last time I did it was just wait maybe it was the second time either way I remember I got a bowl cut because I thought it'd be so funny and I was going to surprise you guys but we were filming the Christmas video we were buying toys and I was wearing a

beanie the whole time and I pulled my beanie off and like I don't even think anyone laughed he was expecting this big unveil yeah kind of and it was bad timing and you were like yeah everyone was like oh when did you do bulk yeah what nice

Cool, well, let's wrap this video up and then, yeah, why'd you do that? Maybe just put that beanie back on, Mike. Yeah. So I definitely made a mistake there, but that's fine. But as far as, again, like I said, I did it three times. Just so many people, you know, tag me in the Oliver Tree. Just like anyone gets tagged in anything. Ryan gets tagged in a bunch of jet ski stuff.

Like still hurts. Still hurts. Hey, how is that going, Ryan? Such a dead horse, dude. Actually, yeah. I mean, it's. Any offers? No.

dude if it makes you feel any better well i i feel like my boat's probably not in the same category as your jet ski but yours is also a large nobody nobody wants to fucking buy it nobody wants to buy a boat in october yeah i put up on facebook i put up on facebook and uh and was just like oh well you know maybe someone won it and i i even like lowered the price quite a bit lower than not quite a bit but like lower than i bought it for and they're not going to have to pay sales tax because they're buying from private party and only people that were biting on it were just kids trying to talk and i got so annoyed of just being hit up by kids literally harassing me to talk and like they would like but isn't it pretty easy to

tell like yeah it's normally it's just like no i know that's why i would just leave it and then this one kid kept asking like hey when can i come see this i'm like bro you aren't buying like it was just this kid like a little kid you can just tell yeah and then i knew he was a follower because like i went and looked and he followed me and uh but he was six yeah and that so i ended up just taking it down so i still have it too well you completely took the ad down yeah because i was just sick of getting harassed by it nobody was looking for it i didn't have that good of pictures so i don't know but cleaning it up speaking about water sports today we went to uh u motors and got to build our cincurion for next year so they um motors and cincurion are working with us and

basically like sponsoring our ride for next summer and giving us like a demo boat to use for the for the summer and we got to pick out whatever boat we wanted and fully customize it however we wanted we could have done a pink boat with like yellow interior we could have made the ugliest boat I told Joe we were gonna do a green boat with a red interior and she didn't say anything and then she saw me don't yeah she saw me in the dish she's like hey are you you actually gonna are you still thinking about the green with the red and I was like no that was a joke and she's like oh Thank God. I thought you guys were serious. Well, that's kind of what I wanted to bring up was like some of the, I forget his name, but one of the finance guys there, they've all been kind of having fun, customizing boats that maybe, like, they had, he's like, look at this, this one's crazy. And it was like black, pink, and green. It looked like, you know, an ardecat, like for a, they look like a chick, 600 art.

Like a retro, it was cool. Neon, green, pink. And how they were pushing us. They're like, yep, you guys should really go loud, really loud on this. Yeah, they were. But I'm like, that is not going to resell. And I think that is a part of this. So, I mean, we're not going to tell you what colors we did.

Oh, we aren't. Shoot. I don't know. I'll tell you that. I think we can unveil it. Yeah, you're right. Can we unveil the price of it? The price?

Okay, so keep in mind, they said basically, come in, design it, pick whatever boat you guys want, and then use it the entire summer, and then we'll sell it at the end of the summer. Same process. Go through, get a demo. Yeah. And so they were like, seriously, go all out, get the biggest one that you want. So we're like whatever one you want, like whatever colors. And we still were like, okay, yeah.

Oh, we don't want to do them dirty or nothing. Yeah. So Luke, the guy making the boat with us, the salesman, was going through and optioning it out with everything. And he was like, oh, do this, do this. He basically just said, just put whatever you guys think is good. Guess what the final total was, Ryan? It's a 26-foot boat.

Yeah, this will be a good. It's the biggest and a half. It's Yacht-Sert-and-a-half. I am going to guess 265. No. No? That's low. That's low?

Low. Add an extra 100,000. No. No. No. Okay. Jesus Christ. 3.20.

But still, what? That's a nice suburb house. Yeah. I'm sure a lot of really fancy boats are that price. I think that is like the price of a really nice boat. these days. I think when we were customizing it, that's what I had stuck in my head. I'm like, let's just do something that looks incredible in a good way, not an allowed way, and then it will sell, and everybody will be happy. But to preface this, Ryan's boat is very large. It's got everything

you could ever ask for as far as awake and fitting people, but it's 23 feet. We were going to go for the 24 and a half foot. Which would have been CJ's boat. Set on it. Oh, yeah, I guess so same size as CJ's boat, big boat. And then he's like, you're not doing the 26 and a half? yeah i was like i kind of was leaning towards the 245 but he kept like like i'd do the 226 and a half i was like jesus like and then we started envisioning ourselves whatever we just like fuck it i guess like might as well go big we're not paying for it yeah so like yacht certified means a few things i'm sure but we can have as many people as we want on it yeah as long as you're not overweight capacity oh there is okay that's what it is it's a weight capacity instead of a people capacity which i honestly

i think's going to be more people than obviously if we wanted to we could get Yeah. People overweight, but... It's so big. Like, you could fit 35 people on there. We've had, like, 28 on yours. True. It's another 3.5 feet.

That's true. That is crazy. Which is also wider than... Which, uh, got to give a huge shout-out to U. Motors for that. And working with us. We bought in a couple bikes there. And Centurion.

Yeah, but anyways, so... That was cool. Um, so we got a golf ball bandit. Oh, yeah. He's got a name now. Yeah, so for those of you guys who don't know already, Friday morning, some random-ass dude, this was so, he did it right. He, like, reversed all the way in in his truck. It's like he'd been here before.

Reversed in, hopped out, just cool as a cucumber all by himself, puts this, or tailgate was already down, and just grabs this giant bucket, dumps it, golf balls, probably 500 golf balls. so many a lot of golf balls jump go all over the parking lot cool as a cucumber just turns around walks right back in gets in his car like it was like so weird like the way he was moving was like just weird that's what like it didn't seem like a prank to me And I hope it is. It seemed a little malicious. Yeah. So do you guys think it was malicious?

I don't know. I say malicious in like kind of a joking tone. Like, maliciously dumping golf balls. Like it's kind of, you know. But at the same time, I feel like I personally feel like it was done because he doesn't. like us. Like, it was like, I don't like these guys,

so I'm going to do this kind of thing. It was just so mildly inconvenient. Yeah, but that's the thing. It wasn't like a majorly, like if he would have thrown the golf ball through a window, I'd have been like,

okay, that guy's got a problem with us. Yeah. But like, I still can't decide. Dude, can you imagine my terror pulling into the parking lot

in seeing golf balls everywhere? And all of our cars outside, my car outside, I'm like, oh, fuck. Brian text me, I go, oh, no. I thought someone came in and was like taking off or something last night. So I go and get on the cameras and I see this guy pulling in and doing that. I'm dropping the golf balls.

Yeah. So this guy is on the loose. He's still at large. We have the police, the sheriffs. Not the state troopers, though. They're not helping us. And the FBI, the FBI helping us find this guy. He's on the loose.

Well, dude, the other, like, little part that I figured out while I was cleaning them up was some of those golf balls were, like, these random SpongeBob golf balls, which I'm sure other people can buy. I'm sure I'm not the only people. I don't know. I think it would be just you. Probably made by Nickelodeon for you. I mean, they were a gift, but I remember the golf course that I've used those golf balls at and lost. I'm sure you lost all of them. I did.

I did. That's what Evan was kind of like, guys, does it have to be someone. from a golf course, but it was such an impossible amount of balls to acquire if you don't work at a golf course. So that's kind of where I'm at. Range balls or anything like that. I know they were like. Like somebody picked

those balls out of a pond or something like they had to go to extreme lengths to get that many golf balls. I would believe so. I have breaking news. I might have said some stuff just to carry the story on, but I have a

actual lead on who. On who. who the guy is. Okay. So as you guys know, I've been posting about it all weekend. I'm trying to get some kind of tip. Like this guy, here's this truck,

and there's a few people that would respond. They'd be like, that not necessarily on my DMs, but people in the area were like, hey, I saw that truck driving by the corner of a store the other day. Hey, I saw that.

Whatever. Too small of a town. One of my buddies who works at, I suppose it's fine to say, U motors on Pelican. They're having new sheds being built, like storage units. and one of the crew members working on the construction there is the guy.

He sent me a security camera screenshot of that guy pulling in with the red bucket in his back. Oh, yeah, red bucket, yeah. And I was like, that's him. And he said, yeah, and there's also a bunch of golf balls, like, around where they were working. So we know the guy. He's the golf ball bandit. What do you expect? The golf ball bandit, dude.

So we should invite him breakfast golfing with us. dude he might be too reckless dumping golf balls and shit who knows what he'd do if he had a golf cart probably dump those too i'm just still confused yeah so that's my thing so it's like i finally i know where i can find this guy we just got to go over there while they're working and we'll find him unless he quit because now he knows we're on to him which i didn't want to post that i have a lead because i was afraid maybe i'd tip him off but uh you know it's like the severity of that prank We don't know if it was actually a mean thing Or if it was something just to be funny

But even if it was a mean thing It's like we can't really respond with like Retaliation We can't retaliate with something worse than that You know And so if it's funny it's like you can prank them back And if you're even if it was mean Even if it was mean I want to prank them back too

But yeah Well there is things you can do What's worse than dumping a 500 golf balls In somebody's parking lot dude Pennies True, because I, yeah, picking them up with a lot of dollars. We don't with $1,000 in pennies. A thousand dollars?

No, no, no, what if we did this? What if we slashes tires? Okay. No, no, no, no. What if we set up like a lemonade stand on the corner? I like that. Who's going to work it, though? Fat kid.

Oh, yeah, that's right. The only person suitable to work a lemonade stand. And we sell all the golf balls and we split the profits with the guy. but why are we splitting them? We know what we should do is sell those sell the golf balls sell the golf balls

for 20 bucks a pop on the website we profit from it and we're like ha ha who's the winner now you know we're like thanks for the free inventory we just made

$10,000 okay actually all right who's buying them golf balls here we go we set up the lemonade stand with the packet

on the corner right across from where he works. And we stare at him. No, we start selling these golf balls to our friends. Oh my God, we list golf balls for sale, 20 bucks. And we just start selling them like hotcakes to a bunch of people that we already had lined up. He's like, what the fuck? Why did I dump these things?

We're like, yeah, he comes up. Hey, what's going on here? We're like, oh, some guy just dumped all these golf balls in our front lawn. So figured might as well just sell them. Man, people really want these old golf balls. Okay, that is an option. That's not what I was thinking. but we start selling them the guy comes he's a golf he's a golf ball maniac right he could never

drive past golf balls for sale he's gonna probably buy him all so he's gonna come in and go hey i see you're selling three for 20 uh i'm interested boom sting attack FBI comes out of the out of the reeds get on your hands and knees okay i was thinking we sell sell it back to him he comes back dump some more we basically repeat the cycle keep making money He keeps paying money Yeah, it's a money glitch Like on a video game That's a better idea

It's gonna take a little bit of time But we'll be able to build it up What if our fat kids catch on They cut us out They'll pay them low They start cutting us out They start selling golf balls on the side No but seriously I do want to like

I want to prank him back But it has to be something Comparable and lighthearted Like I don't want to do it like maliciously Even if even though we don't know That he might not fuck with us Or hopefully he was just pranking us but also I'm not really a big fan

I'm like getting pranked by our subs or just anyone like that like there's not really any purpose to that and now we know our security cameras suck dick and we're getting new ones now we actually have a new system getting installed next week so by the time this goes live

we already have like 4K shit we're going to zoom in on your face like screenshot it blast you we'll have your your license plate Yep. Yeah, actually, no funny business. Yeah, and so we'll actually be very, very secure because this guy is no joke that's

coming over to put all these things in. I just still am confused. Yeah, that's why I also, I want to ask him, like, why'd you do it? Dude, he's living in my head rent-free with the, just like, if he came and, like, poured gasoline on our lawn and killed our lawn, I'd be like, okay, it's obvious that guy does not like us. That makes sense. He was trying to kill the grass.

he came in and keyed the cars I'd be like he doesn't like us he wanted to key the cars but the golf balls maybe he's just a real he wants reckless golfing three that's what I wondered too and that's what I really have just concluded

from it all that's the only thing that makes sense and even if he didn't we're going to take it as an opportunity to do so absolutely yeah I don't know ultimately it was pretty exciting for me I found it fun

and like I thought it was funny like but even if it was mean it like gave me some I don't know excitement I say I just

the inner like Otherwise things become Inner FBA Well I got another thing The inner 12 year old came out of me And I was just like Why was I so stoked that we have unlimited golf balls Yeah I know Mike just text back in the group chat

I'm buying a new driver Everyone else is like Oh what's happening Mike everyone's like What is going on like Who would do this? Do you think they're mad like what? And then Mike just responds

I'm going to buy a new driver today So speaking of people leaving us gifts at our shop, when we came back from Haydays, So there was a cassette tape, tape to our door. Well, that was to the door. I don't come to get to the Haydys. I did too. No, cassette tape to our door. Like, so they came while we were gone, taped it.

I'm like, what the frick? Like, I grabbed it. I tried playing it, but I couldn't find any. No, it's on there. You probably have to rewind it. You have to rewind it because I played it through a thing. saying like i don't know what we have yeah well let me tell you the story because i did so we got back from hey days it was late right it was dark and i'm like what the heck why is this is a cassette tape

and yeah it's kind of creepy and it's taped to the door and it just says see boys tv mix tape no i'm just believe me when i when i listen to it yeah you should listen if if you're thinking it was ryan you would really laugh when you hear it because i would literally be in tears watching ryan sing this in person it's so it's live so that's so that's That's like, I was like, well, they loaded some songs. It's not,

it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it is a guy singing.

So he made, I want to listen to do it so bad. He made two songs for us. First off, this guy needs, we should like,

at least try to help fund him because if you, if you're an artist and you're putting your, your new hit single on a cassette tape, what the fuck are you doing, dude?

It's 2022. I might just have a different market, CJ. No one uses cassette tapes. Cars don't even come with that shit anymore. So I had to look around keeping my mind, it's dark. And now I'm like, okay, this is kind of creepy.

And I'm looking around in the parking lot. I'm like, what do we have that could play cassette? And I'm like, the Ranger. It's like tucked back in the trees, like where it gets like real dark. I'm like, walking across the parking lot now, holding this cassette tape. With the cassette. And I'm like, looking around. Because

I'm like, what the fuck? This is so like, it's just weird. Super weird. And I'm like, is this guy in the trees watching me? Probably was. Probably was. Probably jerking off. Well, exactly. Who fucking knows. Seeing a manhandle a cassette like that. Well, you don't know, dude.

There's a lot of creeps out there. There's a lot of creeps out there. So I go and I get in the Ranger, fucking close the door, lock that shit. I'm like, imagine someone to open door. So I turn the car on, put the cassette in, obviously, so I can play it and start playing the song. And it's like a song talking about all of us. Like, it has like a moment for Ryan. It has a moment about Ken.

It has a moment about Ben It says something about Evan's ego It does? Yeah, it says Evans head getting too big Better put Okay No, I don't know

I'm just made that part of But that's exactly how the song sounds The way it sounds like I gotta, I'm gonna order a cassette player So we can listen to it Dude Or is it like that bad I'm not

If you don't want to give him a plug That's fine I just want everyone to hear He has a label It's copywriting it Dude I don't know I just I think it was a nice gift But still

whack it's fuck don't come to her shop yeah it was creepy to me more so i it would have been less creepy if it was uh even like a cd but like the cassette tape really was like i was like who does i think the one my cassette yo and it was a full grown man that was singing it and like the one upside that he has is that we're talking about it because honestly simply because it's on a cassette tape no it was just different i'd never had that happen we've had a lot of things kind of weird things been at the shop, but never that. And I think what was really creepy is I didn't know what was going to be on this cassette tape. You know, I didn't know if it was some kind of hit piece on us.

I didn't know if it was going to be something really fucked up. I didn't know what I was going to get. And it ended up just being a guy singing a song. But I wonder if we could get it and play a small blip. I think we could probably play a small blip over this right here. Is that mean? I'm not saying it in a mean way. How bad is this?

You guys will have to just listen to it. We'll go listen to it after this, and we're going to record it just from the car, I guess, because I don't really know exactly how else we would get a cassette onto the podcast. So we'll just record it with like a voice memo or something and then put it in. Maybe we'll even film our reaction. Yeah, we'll just all pile up in the Ranger. So I just don't want to be like a making fun kind of thing because no matter where you're starting in your singing career or whatever, I, you know, I respect it.

You got to start somewhere, and it's all up from there, you know. So, Seboy's TV Mix tape. This is such a podcast exclusive. Pretty cool. Design way better than, obviously, a CD or an iPod or an iPhone. When I wake up in the morning, my day is motivated. I've drive to get my plans done. By the time I hit the kitchen, I've made my decisions.

Today is going to be on the phone Throw my plans out the window just chilling with the colding now kicking up my feet in the sun Color boys over forouty ideas now the YouTube videos done How does it feel to be irresistible Irresistible How does it feel To be so free How do we live

Wild is the vibe here Yeah, living easy See boys TV Ooh Yeah, that's gonna fire You see Jared in those words Okay Call Ken

Call Ken Maybe he will cry Somebody might call him Yeah Then with the Lambo Rine with the mowpark Coolbos get in the joke Can't find Micah

That's because he's sleep That's still not a waste How would it be him? be irresistible how does it feel to be so free how do we live wild is a vibe here living easy see boys tv you know what it's less creepy when i'm not in the in the back of the woods This is listening to this by myself at night? I like it.

Yeah, this is actually pretty good. The second time through it was good. All right, what's the next one? Resistible. Dude, this is gas. We should use it in a video. If you can get it in MP3 version. If you can't put it on MP3, I could have.

That's the what? Living Easy. Seapores TV. All right, next song. Here we go, guys. So that was How Does It Feel. This next one is Lifewide. Nope.

Ooh, plays guitar. Live wide open, in the moment, dedicated trucks are rolling. Loud pipes, car, bikes, long nights. Haven't had so much fun in my life. Now if I paint a picture with the microphone and not a paint rush, imagine all the images flying off of the pages, make a living off a loser, make it music's dangerous. The problem is the probability is low to make it. Looking down the road to see, but it looks like they have made it. This is fire.

This is actually fire. Now they need an anthem. Base pissing off the neighbors. Okay, trucks are rolling, loud pipes, cars, bikes, long nights. Haven't had so much fun in my life. It's a dream, but the scene sure isn't the same as mine. Routy boys pushing limits. Dude, I like it.

I like it. This is a good little bomb. LAMbo, the Tesla, Mustang, midnight, slow down. No can do you see the tires smoking, rolling through, I take pictures on their phones And all I see is green lights It's real life

I'm all in All I take back everything I said This shit's lit Good job How do you even record On do a cassette tape these Anyways Back to the podcast

As that one dude From Fitman Industries once told us You gotta start somewhere But yeah It does Man You really tied that in That's a good inside joke there.

Ryan had a good point, though. Could it be the golf ball bandit mad that we didn't maybe? That's, no, it was my point. That was my point that I mentioned earlier. I said, oh, did you say that too? I said that earlier when I was. It just came out through my mouth. If the golf ball bandit brought that mixtape.

I said that off of the podcast. If he brought that mixtape, that he was mad. He has to be the most intricate, oddly thinking pranker ever. Well, that's where I was like two weird things. Like these are both relatively. at the top tier of our strange interactions here and they've happened very close to each other maybe he's mad because he thought

I give him this cassette tape they're going to bring it to freaking little Wayne's Young Money Records get him a record label He's going to blow up quick He's going to blow up quick And he's like

What the fuck's taking so long it's been a week I'm going to go and Kind of like the mob does you know You go ruffle up some feathers other's over at the place to get some shit going. So he's like, let's go dump some golf balls. Possibly they're two the same or they're too different. Dude, what is he planning next?

We need to get Russ in here. I hope nothing, dude. But yeah, we're going to have to get some security. We need Russ, bro. Freaking Russ from Haydays. From Haydays, dude. Let's pop a picture up of this kid. He's the best.

I love that kid. He's awesome. I followed him on Instagram because he kept saying like, I'll be your security. I'm like, dude, you're probably like 12. But you know what? Sure. We got to start somewhere. That's not what he was saying.

and originally he wanted to be our security bro no he wanted to be a part of the group and he at any cost at any cost and he wanted to know one how much it would cost to be he was trying to pay yeah he's trying to pay originally and we got to pay evan we were like i said i said i'm like sorry russ it doesn't quite work like that and he goes how'd evan getting i'm like well i mean he didn't but yeah he had a good point and then and then he was like well i'll do anything anything you guys need and then i think we were like well we could use security here at hey yeah's like he took that job serious maybe you could just you know make sure people aren't i think mark was maybe like to make sure people aren't touching the lambo bro and then russ goes over there he had like a

reflective vest on like he was he must have been working there or a volunteer or something and people were listening to what he had to say he was just yeah he'd be standing there and then people would like get close or like take a picture with it and russ would go back up I said, you're our security guard now And it does kind of sound like he goes I'm your bodyguard I'll tackle anyone And I was like, whoa, whoa

Yeah, he would Just keep an eye on the Lambo and the Cemetery Yeah, just keep people off And then he immediately starts All right, you take a look But just back up We put Russ over there He's standing out outside our shop

And the golf ball bandit shows up We have Russ wearing a security guard costume or uniform It'd be his uniform, sorry. In the golf cart. It might be a costume with a flash. That's cool. Russ would be, he is actually an awesome security guard

and he's only going to get better as he grows older. This is true. This is going to be like a moment in his life and he's like, from here on now, he's like, I'm going to be security when I grow up. The best of the best security, though. I've had people tell me that I'm going to be an awesome security guard. Dude, he's going to be like Post Malone's bodyguard one day.

He's like a young project. Did you guys see what? what happened to post Malone bro he was up on stage doing some show and he like there's like a hole and he didn't see it and he fucking fell into it and like hurt

himself like he broke his ribs and like it was like awkward he had to end the show yeah like the music's playing he's like going he's like being all friendly with the crowd fucking steps off this thing just goes bam like hits his ribs on the other side of it and he's like up on there like

like literally yeah like fucking screaming he's like ah ah ah and like as i'm sure it hurt really bad and people are just sitting there like fucking filming them on t-tok i bet that was traumatic for the people in the front though right what did we just witness right well yeah and then the music was still playing i was like this motherfucker's lip singing and then they cut that shit yeah it was the backtrack whatever but they cut that and then uh that makes sense he wasn't lip singing he just had the song playing lightly in the background so it was a back track um but yeah then they had to cut the whole show

so dude shout out postie he needed russ there dude i don't know russ would have caught him dude russ would have had his fucking back he'd been up on stage like like post malone's trying to like touch people's hands and like like get the crowd going russ like back up back up he's the best dude security guard we put him out there with a paintball gun he just starts tagging every car that comes by they're just driving to work on the road yeah right so are you off the caffeine now what's going on because you wouldn't even drink Arnold Palmer, this can of Arnold Palmer was in the fridge over there

and Ryan was like, oh, I can't drink that. It might have caffeine in it. Yeah, what's that about? Basically, I was feeling sick all the time because all I would do, I would get here at 8.30, 9, crack a, or drink a coffee on the way in, have that for about three hours and go, hmm, I'm thirsty.

And then I would crack a clutch, drink a clutch. And I go, that was good. And then at about three, I'd have them out and do. And it was just like all day, I was just hammering my body with caffeine and I was only getting more tired. It was at like 3 o'clock. I could already stay awake. Yeah. And I'm like, what the heck?

I had 2,000 milligrams of caffeine this morning. How could I be tired? If you have too much caffeine, it can make you feel like shit, dude. Yeah. Because I remember when I was in high school, some like older kids that were in the weight room were like, oh, you don't use pre-workout? You got to try this. And I think they were punking me because they gave me like the, the. most insane pre-workout and i'm pretty sure the dude put like two scoops in because i think i know

we put two scoops in and the one dude that was like first all in on the prank and it's like oh you're doing two and he's like yeah yeah he's got it i drink that shit dude i felt like something was wrong with me like i had to like lay down or what i felt just super sick like i was gonna throw up like all this and i didn't drink coffee or like really any caffeine besides for pop back then so like but yeah which i think it would make you feel like that and there's such a thing is an extreme amount, an extreme intake at one time. That'll definitely make out. And then you're talking like you got

you're just over time. You're like just always having it. Always caffeine. I just felt like shit. I have that same problem though is like if I feel slightly tired of my oh I better have more caffeine and then I'm like oh I better have I keep thinking like if I have more caffeine it'll bring my mood up and my excitement and my energy so I keep thinking like oh I better just drink more and I think it ultimately makes me feel shittier or like in slightly kind of a trance if I put too much.

much into my body. Yeah, you almost just feel like, yeah, it's just weird. I felt like I never woke up during the day. I just felt like I was here. You probably got a reset, dude. So that's why I'm, I did it. Cold, no caffeine starting this morning. And God damn, do sound good today.

It was like, I think that's, and I was like, oh, to me there's difference than like sodas and energy drinks and coffee. I know. I probably don't have to go cold turkey. But because I don't, also I don't perceive you. I don't think you do because I don't see you going. I can drink Mountain Dew, so that's going to be my caffeine intake. Yeah, I'll drink three.

I mean 40 dues a day. I hate to say it, dude, but I don't think you would. I don't know if drinking a Mountain Dew will make you feel better. No, it just tastes good. I think it will maybe temporarily make you feel better. Like sometimes I'll be craving a pop, which typically that happens if I drink pop. Once I start drinking pop, it makes you crave another pop. Exactly.

I think it's the sugar, but. Okay. Update to the mixtape that was left on our door. Which door was it left on? The middle one. Okay. is the guy this is fucking weird this guy comes in with a scooter a legitimate scooter moped man nope not moped man it's a blue one okay let's put this up on the screen we just

have breaking news guys we have breaking news download it because that guy is not walks the golf ball guys guys i'm not kidding you there's a lot of and i i think you know that was a really that guy was doing just a nice gesture i thought that was cool they wrote a song on us but there's just a lot of interesting stuff that seems to happen around here. Evan, are you ever scared at night? He's like, not until now. I don't say that. There's a lot of cars that just pulled in our driveway through a loop and then pulled

out. Yeah, I think people think it's some kind of tourist spot. I'm like, bro, get out of here. He don't know for sure. This isn't the golf ball band. I mean, this is true. Well, I'm glad he did this during the day. It'd be even scarier if he did at night.

So you can see the Ranger tucked way the fuck back there. Oh, that's where that was. Got a helmet on. What in the one? I'm not going to lie. It's a six. scooter. Dude, this guy's old. He's older. Full screen it. You guys, I can't wait for you to listen. Well, I guess in this point in the podcast, you would

already have your reaction to how it sounded. Dude, you can tell this cassette was important to him because he kept it in the back of his pack. Yeah, not in his pocket. Tapes it to the door. Okay. And he just drives in circles. That was like a decoy. It's just to confuse us. Dragging knee. He's maybe just saying, hey, if you need a new R6 crotch rocket guy, I can be your guy.

Very hot. I can't wait until we get our new security camps. I'll be able to zoom right in on that motherfucker. Not that he's a motherfucker, but any of you motherfuckers, like, Ev, you picking your nose out there or something? I'll see it. Jerking off in the bushes. All right.

Yeah, no, I do feel you, though, on that caffeine. thing, Ryan. Yeah. I just, I'm hoping it makes me feel better. I know I could probably go really extreme and like do like fucking no gluten, no caffeine, no all these bad things.

But there's just absolutely no way I can do it. So I'm going to try caffeine and see if I get a little bit of natural energy back. And I think you will as far as, uh, you are cold turkey and if you're going no caffeine, but you can't do. You're like, let's say, okay, the same day I'm going to start like working out no caffeine and then like, let's say also no gluten.

Then you almost like don't realize. You're like, fuck all this. Well, maybe that too. It's too difficult. It's like too much at once. Yeah, I'm sure you'll be feeling really good, but you don't know how good, I guess. Each one makes you feel, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

But, and then, so I was going to grab an Arnie Palmer today, and then C.J. I was like, those have caffeine in it. And I was like, really? And then we looked it up and it's very minimal, but I just, I did it for the. I wasn't saying, like, you can have that. I was just saying you were telling me literally a minute before that, hey, I'm done drinking caffeine. I've done the whole day without caffeine. And then you went to grab that.

I was like, you know those have caffeine in it. Like, I didn't care if you drank it. But, you know, I was just telling you, those have caffeine in it. I have drank like a half gallon orange juice today, though. That's a lot of orange juice. Dude, it's sugar, I think, is what really ultimately makes you feel like shit. Fuck, there's got to be a ton of sugar. Once you start eating sugar, it's like very addictive is what I find.

And typically I eat pretty clean. Like, I don't drink a whole lot of pop and I don't eat candy. That's what I mean by I eat pretty clean. I at least avoid that kind of stuff But let's say I go and get sour patch kids one day And I eat them I'm like wow those are kind of good But I felt like shit after I ate them

But then the next day I might see them I'm like get sour patch kids again Like you kind of cross your mind Like it starts getting And same with pop Like I uh I picked up like some just root beer To have at the house just for something else to drink Other than beer and water

Yeah exactly And so what I was thinking But then I started drinking that And then I was like oh I should pick up some Mondeau put it at the shop like you start craving it and you start drinking them more often whereas like we've had mountain dew in our fridge because ryan drinks them and evan drinks them a lot and i'd never even cross my mind but once you have one i feel like you gotta like it kind of hooks you oh definitely once you start leisurely drinking sodas yeah well they say also sugar is like highly addictive i think

it's one of the more addictive things and just from my experience no doctor i seem to feel shitty if I have a lot of sugar like I could fucking be drinking beers and and as our grandpa says been drinking a beer is better for you than a pop he's told me that since I was a kid so I've just stayed to that you know but uh said that yeah yeah uh and he is he's extremely healthy yeah he's what how old is he 82 yeah and he's out here doing whatever he wants so but yeah uh that's that's my piece on it i'm going on 12 hours awake and I can feel a caffeine headache coming on, though. That's going to be a thing.

Like, I just feel like I have a headache, but good news. I'm going to Zarbis and I'm getting a margarita. Yeah. So we got the Vikes playing tonight, boys. Oh, damn. So we got to watch that. Wait, I did have something else to say about the Vikes, too. This is just a random thought that I had.

They're one and O. They're one and oh. Sorry, you're funny. And I hate to just interrupt, but because obviously the game now has played. Yeah. But hopefully they won. Yep. But, yeah, like, they won.

They played against the Packers. We always love that game. They won. by like 14 points or something 20 whatever like it was a you kind of blew them out everyone was just like beat them by a decent amount this year's the year and I'm like whoa slow down slow down a lot of people are like down talking super bowl and shit I'm like bro we won one like listen I walk the super bowl just as bad as anyone I know but but we got to take this one game at a time type of thing right I'd be lying even if I wasn't like that I'm like this could be our year we won one game so this would

apply to us um i know the browns never win i i there's we've never won the super there's some other teams i never won it a lot of the people around here kind of are in their fungshui a lot of people really like to drink so i mean they like enjoy the games and stuff but there's not a whole lot else to offer there's country folk out here and there's a lot of lot of older gentlemen around here that have watched the vikings since they were a little kid like my grandpa he doesn't live around here but like both sides of my grandparents like they had watched every sunday or whenever the vikes are playing, you would watch and they've watched for 30, 40 years, you know, and they've never won.

So I was going to say, like, if the Vikings or a team that has never won, won the Super Bowl, like, the mental health of all the guys that watch or girls that watch would, like, genuinely increase. You're right. People would, like, they'd perform better at work. I think, like, there would be many full-grown men that would shed a tear. Like, they would be so happy. like here's another standpoint on that um so i used to be i would watch every viking's game i haven't

i've slightly fallen out i watch them whenever i can but uh like back growing up and in like high school especially um even college for my one year or whatever it was but uh isn't it weird how we care so much about something that we're not even involved in i'm also in this category but it's like i'm not on the team i don't benefit anything from them winning but I'm like mad if they lose, happy if they win. Like, you're so involved. Extra mad if they lose to a rival team. Yeah, yeah.

But I guess now I think about it, it makes sense because it's just something to be involved in and be into. And it's super fun to watch, dude. Yeah, it's crazy how much sports you flick emotion. Yeah. And, like, yeah. I've said that about my friends. A lot of my college friends are crazy into sports.

And they follow every game. They've got multiple TVs in their apartments and they are so pissed when they lose and happy when they win. I'm like, why do you guys care about something so much you have no involvement in and no control over? No matter how much you're cheering on, they aren't going to win. But now they start a sports betting and now I understand. Yeah, I mean, if you got money on a lot. And now those guys are fucking, they're making money. I'm like, how much you guys betting?

So I'm like, oh, I bet, you know, $10 or $50 a week or something like that. Like, you know, pretty, like, pretty reserved amounts. Like, it's, yeah, they get the fun out of it, but it's not dangerous. And some of them are betting like a couple of hundreds of dollars a game. Yeah. And I'm like, you making money, though? And they're like, yeah, I win, you know, most times. You know, I lose.

Maybe this could be our side hustle that actually works. Gambling. Gambling. Playing football. We've been trying to figure out another way to make money because we can't seem to do it in any other way. Dude, if I start investing, or if I start gambling in teams, oh my God, dude, you should just start betting on every team other than the Viking. So whenever the Vikings are playing a team, Ben bets on them.

They lose. Ben loses. The rest of us win, and the Vikes fucking win the Super Bowl. You guys could fund me. I can fund you. No way. One of you guys could fund me. I guess I'd chip in for the greater cause.

But then I feel like we're losing too, so then maybe like. It wouldn't be a story. I don't know. No, no, no, no. No, I feel like, no. It's something about your money. being invested. I 100% agree, and I know

that's exactly how it would go. And next thing you know, I would check ESPN for once in my lifetime, and my face would be plastered all over it. The worst is best better in history. So maybe not. Value Ben, so much, like, listen, you want to win, bring this guy

in, and have him bet on the other team. Bro, they'd be bringing me into the Super Bowl. They'd put me in like a pent suite. Like each team's trying to buy you for like just extreme amounts of money. We will give you a million dollars. All you have to do is just invest 100,000 of it. Betting against.

That's why I wonder the amount of money. But we should have you bet against the Vikes for a game. Maybe tonight, I don't know how it is to set up all right night. We should have you bet against a video. Let's just go find someone in the bar. I don't think you should bet against us. No, you should just bet on like an app, but I like that too. We'll do it for.

Oh, I can't. Yeah, it's hard location. I know a couple bookies, though. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. I've never used them. I know them. I don't even know what that means.

You need a bookie in order to like bat legally. A bookie's the person who places the bet. You and I take a, you and I bet. In Minnesota or out of Minnesota? Yeah, it's super illegal. Like being a bookie is not a legal activity. Oh. They make tons of money doing it.

Because they commissioned, you know. What, do they go across the border or where's it legal? They use like a VPN and post it on some. I don't really know how. work so oh my god my like a bookie is basically just like a drug dealer no kind of like they are taking the risk for you because technically we're a drug dealer is not taking the risk yeah he's the one selling he's gonna profit because we're obtaining a bet that we should not have yeah and it kind of just falls back on the bookie i i don't know i guess it's a way to bet more so it's just a way

to gamble yeah it's a way to get involved in gambling because if we tried betting on a ufc fight and you're in Minnesota, it won't work. And, like, I've even tried downloading, well, in my... Theoretically, I've tried downloading, like, VPNs. And that's why CJ uses Johnsonville-Brot. Hypothetically, I've tried downloading VPNs to see if I could bat on some fights, but it still doesn't work.

So if we want to... Yeah, and I was just like, whatever, I don't care. I'll just bet it against whatever people are around me, but... Hypothetically. Hypothetically. But we should go to Vegas, and... bet tonight yeah okay let's do it let's go see yeah we're heading out we're gonna go listen

that mix tape anyways this was a really good podcast uh thank you guys subscribe like and uh we will see you next week see you