Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken's Cybertruck was Vandalized

Episode Date: September 17, 2024

In todays episode Ken reveals what made him so upset about people "vandalizing" his cybertruck, we recap haydays, home ownership, Micah's engagement, the history of Cormorant (our hometown), sketchy plastic ramps, and our first airbag experiences. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod #ad Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code WIDEOPEN to get $250 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks AND get one month of NFL+ Premium Try VIIA Hemp!  https://bit.ly/viialifewideopen and use code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I've never had a vehicle where people are just so blatantly rude about it. He's like, should we just run over the fence? I don't know if you're qualified to write. Well, it'll be fine because you're not qualified to read. Don't do that to people's cars. It's so disrespectful. You put on the cowboy hat, dude. You become a different man.

But you're just cruising on in your car at 80 and just all of a sudden, bam. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. I'm engaged now. Oh, yeah, it worked, dude. Yeah.

It worked. Anyone was wondering how it went it worked. Dude. It was fun. It was nerve-wracking and it was a windy day and normally we'd be outside chilling and she's just in sweatpants and a big t-shirt and she's like, why did we even come to the lake? like not very nice out. I'm like, ah, yeah, you're right. I want to watch a movie. And then her

friend came over and I was like, you got a plan, right? So like, get her to, like, get her to ask her if she wants to go to eat. And she's like, nah, I'm good. Oh, no. And so I really did not know what to do. So I just kind of panicked and like ran away for like 25 minutes and then like put my nice shirt on. And then she's like, where are you? Like, I'm just hanging out outside. And then she came down and I was like, she's like, what are you doing? And then I was like, uh, you should go put something nice on and then I'm sure that gave it away she kind of felt like you had said it was like gonna be this summer yeah and you waited until the last official weekend of summer so I feel like she was like last day of summer like she packed two big bags of pretty much just

clothes that says a lot yeah she was ready it's the best part was obviously doing it that she said yes the other best part was Dalton was in a gilly suit in the bushes for two hours at least two hours but he's like I want to be early I don't want to be ruffling around in there he's in a full gilly suit he's got the one camera on the tripod for the video and he's shooting photos luckily it was windy because like couldn't hear him but oh true he killed the game as he does how long was he in the gilly suit for how long was he sitting in the woods he's i think he slept in that i had to shower with sandpaper to get evans stench of his room oh yeah yeah oh because that's where the gilly suit was yeah he was in his closet it was horrible what's he

doing with that gilly suit in his closet no that's there's two closets in evans room and one is his and one is just for C-Boy's costumes and gear like that. We have a lot of, yeah, a lot of costumes in there, one of them being the gilly suit. I'm just impressed you found it. And that was a good idea. It was. Because how do you hide a photographer in,

I feel like any proposal now, you have to have pictures of it happening, you know, the candid photos of it happening. So to hide a guy in a gilly suit in the woods was a pretty freaking good idea. I think that's like the definition of going all out. You're in the gillie suit in the woods. Like the only thing that would have made a day, different if you would have climbed a tree but like you were in that thing for two hours dude i don't

expect anything less out of dalton not that mike even asked him necessarily to go that hard but i just you ask him to do something he's going to go hard that's just what he does i think my favorite part of the whole thing was dalton's snapchat saying this is the only motherfucker i know that'd be late to his own proposal yeah but mike is late to everything and i like agree and can absolutely laugh at that but also like doesn't really make sense like when you're doing something like that it doesn't always go to plan yeah and it's not right at like a it's not like a hard deadline 508 yeah the only thing that was a hard deadline was when everyone was coming over that i was most nervous for i mean a handful of people were even waiting at the end of the driveway for over half an hour just like obviously we're

not going to pull up before it happens yeah i know everyone was like well should we just go over there like my mom and dad so from my side i'm trying to coordinate everybody there so we could have a nice little after party with all the friends everyone's like all right when should we come and And then so I'm texting Sidney's friend, Tass. I'm like, what's going on? And Tess is like, I don't know. Sidney's taking forever to get ready. And so it really wasn't your fault that you relate to the proposal late.

And then, yeah, Tess even said, Sydney's being so nonchalant like when she's getting ready. But then Tess did tell her, what is he doing? And she's like, I have no idea. So like, you know, she's obviously not like, hurry up. Yeah. Get dressed. Yeah. It's like, how do you tell someone like, all right, go, go.

But yeah, it was pretty funny. And so we're all sitting at the end of the driveway, like staged up on the road. road so then we could come and set the party up just a caravan yeah it was pretty awesome though like the little after party we had was why we're so tight i mean we work together but we're also just like straight family and it felt like that yeah that was fun that was really fun went out on the pontoon afterwards and just had a night play duck duck duck goose yeah the bonfire was just people like wait are we talking about the same game duck duck goose yeah like the one on the ground and then you run around this some of you may call it duck duck

grade up but you're one dude people were like falling and shit like Gavin's got a bad tailbone yeah he broke his tailbone you yeah you sprained your pinky yeah I fell and I went to catch myself and I just like you can it's not nearly a swollen anymore but it's still bigger but yeah it is actually couldn't really bend it for like a couple weeks but 10 sat that one out which I think he was a good idea again even Ryan's dad took a pretty tough tumble playing that the grass was just slick man and we were you know lubricated up and we were really like running hard. Yeah, I guess it is really a children's game.

I guess you finally hit a time where you're just maybe just a little bit too frail to play duck, duck, douged. No, that's for sure. I don't know if anybody caught anybody. No, we're also on like the same athletic playing field. I think some people might think as an insult and some people might be a compliment.

I think two people got caught in the entire hour. Yeah, that we played, but it was a good time. It was, it was a good day. It was exciting. Big day, big day. Yeah, congrats, Mike. Thank you. on more good news we just got back from heydays and it was flipping awesome

I am so thankful for everyone who can make it out I wish we could do more meeting greets I wish we could do more outside of Minnesota some people drove very far for it but we really do do a big there yeah somebody drove from California that's California we are not close to California we're like as far from everything as you can possibly be if you don't live in the Midwest I was like man I'm honored but you didn't have anything better to do no nothing better to do he was the man, dude. He was the man. I just appreciate that. We, you know, we start asking questions. Okay, well, do you have family up here or what? And he's just like, no, I just really wanted to meet

you guys. He was doing it, dude. That was crazy. But I mean, like, look at this video of us on the truck here. So rowdy. Everyone just going nuts. Being up on that truck with that happening, like everything we do, you know, even like a Instagram or Snapchat story, there's a lot of people to view it. But when you get a thousand or a couple thousand people in front of you, it's, it's intimidating. It's scary, but it's also electric. You know, it's weird. I'm just buzzing after that. I normally get a pretty nervous, like speaking in front of a large group of people, but I wasn't nervous at all for that. Like, I wasn't, I was just in like a flow state. I was just like doing it and just talking, whatever. And they did, I don't know. It was easy. Like, they kind of already know you

and you kind of know them in a sense, you know, like, it just feels like you're in front of your friends. But it was a group of random ass people that didn't even know who I was or only like kind of maybe. That's true. I don't know. Just the. fact that they're all there, like, you know, that pumped, I just kind of was like, it just felt like you're talking to your homies, even though there was a bunch of them. Dude, every time that I meet our fans, I'm always just reminded, like, how respectful they are. Well, Ken might say otherwise. Ken might say otherwise.

I had some words to say it. Yeah, I was like, let's hear it. For the most part, they are very, very respectful. There was a number of people that took the liberty that they were going to finger draw some things on the dust in my truck, and I got pretty hot from that. I haven't seen you, yeah, I haven't seen you that heated about anything in well over a year. A couple years, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it's just like you don't do that to people's vehicles. You don't just draw on them in the dust. Yeah, I think that. It's totally fine. It's got full PPF on it. But it's just like a typical car thing. You do not touch or draw on people's cars.

For the most part, like most people know that. But obviously there, there was a fair share of, I don't even want to say kids. because, like, there was, like, full-grown adults doing it. Yeah, that was the thing that pissed me off the most was the 30-year-old man that was drawing on my car. I mean, that's just crazy, dude. I'll say, like, kind of weird. Me too, dude. He, like, kind of, he backed up and then eventually ran.

Did you guys see the TikTok? No. I haven't. Let me see it. I've heard of it. I haven't seen it, though. Let me see it, what? It's another thing.

Him freaking out of people. I was trying to find out. Somebody got it. I'm not on, like, C-Boys TikTok. Like, no of that shit comes up on my for you page, but I really wanted to see it. Here, Ken, get in here. Yeah, you better be on camera to see it. Look at all these kids drawn on it.

So the funny thing is, oh, oh, wow. Wait, wow. They were fully getting in there. They're almost like not even drunk. They're just, like, having their way with the car, no matter what. I'm pretty sure that people don't look at a cyber truck as, like, an actual vehicle. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that they think it's just, like, in their imagination, you know?

So they're just like, ooh, doing this, right? They don't realize that it's an actual truck. Like, people straight up. don't think that cyber trucks are real or that cyber truck drivers have feelings like like how often does somebody come up to you and say something about your truck somebody like like a negative manner every time i go out like leave the corn around area and i've never had a vehicle where people are just so blatantly rude about it like wow that is the ugliest vehicle i've ever seen you're just like thank you that's my car what's like you should say to theirs yeah yours is probably like the second

ugly it's like that's a good response yeah wow that silverado you have out there is bone stock wow how lame i mean yeah like that's a thing people are so freaking rude to ken about his cyber truck and it blows me away every time it's like it's like there's such this internet mean or like thing that it's like you say it's fake it's like yeah they they aren't real yep and ken isn't real okay so pull up the tick to oh yeah you can tell it got cut a little short because i think the kid got really scared because the way that Ken comes up to like the kid is intense because you did this. How many times do you think you like yelled to somebody? Probably 10. So another time it was on TikTok and then I, we commented on it and I like laughed and he was just taking the

video of someone else doing it and then he deleted it. So I'm really not sure why. Don't do that. Do not do that. Don't fucking. Don't fucking. What do you? Okay, hold on. it's so hot so that video oh my god it's so hot so dude uh okay so that that video has almost a million views does it yeah where on tic talk going viral can but oh my god but the thing about it there isn't a single comment that like doesn't have ken's side yeah they're they're like riding with taking his side or car people are very protective over their cars and you just don't do that to cars The top comment is just don't mess with Ken.

I've been giving it some thought, and you actually made a great point. Like, there's an aura around cyber trucks, and then also, unfortunately, the crowd was so big that the line took more than an hour, sometimes up to two, sometimes longer. And so when you're standing in line for that long, and I'm not justifying it by any means, but you just get some of the younger kids, they're just like kicking, you know, so bored or whatever, just waiting, waiting. Ancy, you're like excited for this moment, yeah. And so there's kind of like that part about it. And I'm just like, maybe did we ask for this? Like, I don't like, because you go to the other booths and if kids were writing on any of the cars and any of the other booths, it'd just be actually uncalled for.

But is it because we had such a big crowd and just so many people? But they didn't draw on the fourth. Yeah, yeah, they got it out of their system. That's true. That's true. Yeah, what the hell, man. I mean, my, my Lamborghini's gotten drawn on every year. Yeah.

My Corvette got drawn on. Like, I know how you feel, Ken. Did you yell at the kids too? I went up to one kid and I just said like, don't do that. What are you doing? I think it's tough to one person does it. And then now all of a sudden it looks like this drawing board because there's a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, it's straight up looks like a drawing board.

I don't know if you guys got a good look at it. I got a video before. I actually didn't. It's completely covered. Like, look at this. Look at this. Yeah. No, the whole car.

They're just one that says gay with the dick. Like they just wrote that. But my face. My favorite part about the whole scenario is to get to that point in line, you're waiting about two hours. So you stand in line for two hours waiting for that. You've got an hour left. You're just finally getting near the booth.

And Ken comes up and yells at you. And then you have an hour to stand in line. You're like, fuck, I'm going to go meet this guy. And he's going to be there. What of you remembers me? Like, there was one kid. He claimed he didn't draw on it, but I watched him draw on it. And I remembered the shirt and the hat combo.

And I was like, and I followed him like, snake his way up there. And he's like, no, it wasn't me. Yeah, Ken, you did double down on that kid. Because I watched him pretty persistent. I watched him do it. And I was like, it wasn't me. I watched him do it. And I remembered the hat.

This guy actually, oh my, like, he's a full grown ass man. Like, I'll give the kids some slack. Yeah. Like, you're a grown adult. Don't be doing this. Hot, guy. Yeah. Like, I him right away was like, oh, yeah, you're right.

Came back to reality. But that is fucking funny. What's he got? What's he got? Like little mini donuts? No, cheese curds. Cheesecurds and a do. Oh my gosh.

Ken, it was really funny watching you go after the people. Honestly, they were, they deserved it. I agree. Yeah. It doesn't matter if it's a cyber truck. Shouldn't do that. Luckily, I well say, which is in your favor is like your car's PPFs and it's a cyber truck. Like, they can fucking hit it with bats and shit.

Yeah. It's literally fine. It's totally fine, but it's like just the principal. Don't do that to people's cars. It's so disrespectful. Yeah, man, I haven't seen that fired up in a long time. Bro, when you watch that video, you can see how hot he's because his neck is red. I was so hot.

Like, I was pissed off. And I looked over and I was watching the kids. I know the whole time. Ken was seeing a red. He was straight up seeing red. I was scared. And then some, some kid fucking put Ben on there. So it looked like I was signing it too, of course.

Somebody did write a phone number on my car, and I did sign them up for a few different, like, parking scans. Ken, that's your payback. Just enter their number and like an insurance quote. No, that's what I did. Because they just constantly call you. They never quit calling you. That's some true revenge there, Ken. You thought that one out.

It's definitely not that. It's definitely one of their friends, but it's still just, it feels good. Bro, we were standing there for seven hours, right, taking pictures. and the whole time, every time I looked at Kenney, he was just like looking at a cyber truck for seven hours, basically like... It wasn't until like noon that I think it really started getting going to people dream. So five hours then. So only five hours of having to deal with people riding on it.

I think learned some lessons. Maybe we'll just not use a car as a thing for the line. Yeah. I wanted people. I'm like, fuck, they stand in line for so long. I just want to give them something to look at, you know? were like be a part of the booth so they could see it but maybe maybe a car wasn't the best idea apparently not ken's truck it's a learning experience so did the kids yeah ken's gonna bubble

wrap i knew they were gonna i knew they were gonna touch the jeter that's why i picked up the caution tape and everything that was not a single person touched it i think one finger swipe i saw on the wing that could have been for me probably like loading it or something like that we'll take that do you guys ever remember a time when you were a kid and you taught like before you learned my dad would get mad. I knew at a very early age. Yep, that I remember being very, very young, and I drew, my dad had this blue Chevy or GMC pickup. And I drew like, I love you dad or something like that in it. You know, something like I was just trying to be like a kid, you know, and he wasn't like

that at all. But I remember that was the moment I learned that you do not touch a dirty car, you know, and like draw on it. To be fair, though, at the same time, like, we're pretty hard on our stuff so like they see that and think that they probably don't care at all it's true i was honestly i was surprised that you cared that much but just the principal you just don't do that to stuff i did get to squash some beef at heydays which was i think good it was fake beef but i did get to squash some beef who would you have beef with well we and honestly kind of more like the the people who watch us i think had beef with him talking about oscarruiser oscarruiser gosh it was great he's been over here, dude, what are you talking about

right now? You had beef with Oster Cruiser? No, I just told you I got to squash beef for our community of people who watch us. I didn't know our community had beef with Oster Cruiser. Really? I would say not even currently. What are you talking about? Yeah, he's came over to our shop like years ago. I know, I wasn't

there either for that, but I did the same with his wife. I like, she kind of had, it's great to finally meet you. Yeah, you go ahead, but the fake beef of the Jetsky jump oh oh i was like geez come on man you guys not remember that i don't okay okay every time that jet ski jump gets posted everybody goes he was copying sea boys seboys did it first which is slightly inaccurate fully inaccurate because he did it first oh wait and i was like kind of on the other page where when when we this is way back just remembering when we first posted it everyone's like nice jump ossa cruiser kind of already did that and he landed it yeah and then we're just like man

And I totally forgot about that. Yeah. I just remember seeing that video and then we were like, oh, damn, we've wanted to do that. Yeah. Like it's possible. Exactly. And that's obviously how it goes. We've explained that before where you can do something if somebody already did it.

Sometimes when the idea is really original and huge and maybe cost a lot of money and then you do the same thing, probably pretty Cheeto. But if it's just something like, I want to jump a jet ski over a road too, then go do it. Dude, who gives it shit? Yeah. And he had a good point. He goes, you know, I probably wasn't the first guy to ever jump a jet ski over a road. He goes, but I did have, I was the first one on video, I guess. So it is kind of funny.

Dude, he is, that was my first time meeting him. He's hilarious. One, just his Canadian accent's funny. But like the energy out of this guy, he's laughing and has all the energy, like, so I swear he has more energy than any of us. Well, I think that might be for a reason. He, we went out, we took the Sherp to the party. I was in there. I was in there.

Yeah. And, uh, he, he wasn't drinking, but he was slamming Red Bulls. I think we went like one-to-one on Tony's to Red Bull for him. I said he saw him drink four Red Bulls. Yeah, it was every time he had a fresh Red Bull. I was like, dude, this guy is on it. It was awesome. And he was, yeah.

We like pulled up to the big after party in the Sherp. And I'm like, this is how to do it. And he's like, should we just run over the fence? He was so, yeah, it was fucking awesome. Well, I'm glad that you guys got that beef squash. Yeah, it was good. So I think we got to go up to Canada and do mudden. I told him that.

I was like, dude, we got to come up. Our buddy Gavin, three-wheeler Gavin, was just up there. It looked like a great time. Yeah. I was like, bro. Yeah. Sign us up. I think it's like one of the only things.

Like I think Canada has lots of really crazy rules with whatever the president guy named Trudeau that people don't like. But in Minnesota, if you so much as touch a swamp or a cat tail, it's like straight to jail. Yeah. But up in Canada, they just let you rip it. Yeah. And it's, it does. That is like such a Canadian thing.

Yeah. Muskeg. And the skag. Yeah. We got to go and make that happen. Do you guys see that I got a nice picture with Evans' mom and her twin sister? I did. I did.

Pretty happy about him. I'm getting it framed right now. Oh, really? Yeah. Printed out big? Just like, well, one big one and then like one, just like a smaller one for my office. Some wallets. It's probably not too late to add that to the order, but yeah.

You put it on your, like, visor. Yeah, I was just, get the little thing, put it in your visor. God, she's just such a nice lady. Brought us cookies and everything. You brought us the best cookies. Best cookies. Too much salt in those things, man. Really?

Yeah. I loved them. They made them save that kids' life. Alex liked the cookies so much that she took them home. She took, like, part of them home. Oh, that's what the cookies were last night. I said that. I said that for Evan because he's just like, oh, everyone always rants and raves about her cookies.

And I say, it's my grandma's recipe, it's too much damn salt in those things. And as I'm eating it, I'm like, yes, there is. Of course he does. There's way too much salt in these things, but it eats their own. It was funny when we were sitting there, and, like meeting the like just fans and stuff people were like hey evan you're cheeto like some people were like just like yeah attacking him in that way like against him and then like there were some people that would come up and like you could tell like they just want to be like evan or like they

want to just say whatever like to please him and kind of get on his side yeah this kid comes up he goes you know shakes all our hands all talks all of us and then evan's the last one at the end of line and goes hey evan and by the way i agree everything's cheeto and then he just walks away like this. Like everything. Yeah, everything's too. And I look at Evan and I go, do you see what you're starting? Everything's Cheeto now.

Everything. But the way he said it, just is like vibe and demeanor. He's like, everything's Cheeto. Everything is Cheeto. Everything is Cheeto. And he just walks, wake kind of like, raising punk kids. Yeah. That's just a pessimist to the world right there.

It really is funny. There's a lot of, I mean, I'm just getting force-fed hot dogs by kids and homies of all ages. I know, dude. I'm glad, like, I don't have, like, my thing now, you know? Like, Ken's apparently drawn on his truck. Evans is Cheetos, so he gets lots of Cheetos. You got hot dogs. I miss lunch.

I can't believe you loop that in there. And I was like, that's Ken's thing. That's Ken's thing now. Don't fuck with this car. But I was like, damn, you know, like, I wish someone would bring me something. They brought you a couple mountains. I got two mountain dudes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I got a hockey jersey. That is cool, actually. You gave me a hockey jersey. That was nice and nice note. Evan got Cheetos. They brought a Cheetos. A little bag of Cheetos.

and then they'd say you're a Cheeto. You got all three sizes of Cheetos. Like the fun size and like the full bag. No, he didn't actually. I took one of the bags home. Well, you don't want these? Well, Evan loves Cheetos. He just had a lot.

He just had a lot. I also love Cheetos, man, Cheetos are so good. Super Hot Fire Cheetos, whatever those are, flaming hot. Yeah, Cheetos are making a comeback after sponsoring Evan's rap. Or it's like, whenever I hear of people that are like, I don't really like Cheetos. Like, I don't like Cheetos. I don't eat them. I'm like, what?

It's just like a pastime. Like, Cheetos are. Cheetos, man. They're not Cheetos. The thing about like the super hot Cheetos is once you start eating them, you like can't stop eating them because like then your mouth is on fire. And like the only thing that like cools your mouth down is like another hot Cheeto. I don't even know if it's real. You know, like the red four, you know, like they're really good. And then the next day, you just hate your life on the toilet. And you're like, what is the point of hot Cheetos? I mean, Ben, you're a year out now from your appendix being out. Do you miss spicy food?

I know you miss a lot of things, but. Yeah, I miss spicy food so much, Ryan. Because you were big on spicy food. I heard you talk. talking about it the other day, too. I assumed you did. You loved putting hot sauce and spicy food. You loved it. Dude, I used to put hot sauce on it. You weren't even peaked out yet. You were like, let's just get up. I'm not saying you were like getting hotter and hotter, but you were just like hot sauce on this is perfect and this with this hot sauce is so good. Dude, you were like special ordering like extreme hot sauces. Yeah, that was happening too. Yeah. I mean, I'm still on the hot sauce. Why? Do you think that it's bad for you being on hot sauce? I don't know. I mean, Justin,

loved hot sauce lost his appendix me loved hot sauce lost my appendix i love hot sauce i have quite a bit of hot sauce all you still have your appendix yeah well cj it's a little alarming like is there is that actually like a possible thing that comes with like super hot sauces it's hard to say but yeah no i miss hot sauce so much ryan sorry to bring it that's on me it's just the year anniversary of it and i figure yeah yeah yeah yeah happy one year anniversary to my body to your appendix Last thing about heydays, our buddy Taryn was out in the swaps, which is like the swap meet side of things. It gets to be a bit of a party late at night. And so he was watching this guy, Rev Bomb his bike, and got absolutely clobbered by it.

What? I mean, just- Got caught in the crossfires? Yes. And so it happened, and he was telling me about it in the morning. And then this video started circulating around, and they're like, wait, that's Taryn. And so it got back to him, and he sent it to me. I'm going to skip forward because it's basically just... No way.

There he is in the red jacket. In the red jacket back here. So it's a huge crowd. He was just legit in the crossfire. Someone hit the shift in it up. Just running the crap out of this thing. Yeah, someone definitely came and shifted that thing. Look at you.

He's so happy. He's so happy. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, my God. Dude, that's... Oh. Oh, it's slow motion, dude. Oh.

I mean, you're just not in a defensive position at all. Tony in hand, phone, and the other. Oh, you got in the nuts. He got in the noise. Blueish shades off his head. Bro. He said to, like, cut him open. Why'd they cut the camera?

Okay, also, I'm pretty sure you can't see it, but it looks kind of like the guy that was standing on the bike Was the one who was shipping it accidentally shipped it up Yeah, he said it was all cool They like talked about it afterwards, but yeah, he It goes so fast from right there to just Oh, bro, oh man That's really funny

He has like a huge cut on his leg It was like it almost like cut off his balls Dude, that's why he should never stand in front of a rev bombed out bike i know i was like dude that one's kind of on you man they're smiling video in it next thing you know it's looking on his phone it's getting closer and closer to pit does he have a video i was like where's your video of it dude that is so fucking funny yeah i mean it just is awful and then chase sending me a video of the same party where some guys jump a dirt bike and they're riding two up but then the one guy

gets knocked out and it's just it's just not really yeah it's pretty bad i watched it now i got a nicky feeling so i don't even want to make you guys watch it and have an icky feeling too oh man i'm so glad that i went to bed and didn't partake in any of those activities did you no i didn't that would have been a shame actually i went to bed because last year i'm still freaking like regretting what i did at heydays last year went on a bender i talked about it on the last pod yeah so shut her down at midnight this year wow i mean i i shut her down with you brother yeah i just we both passed out in the bed That was exactly the same time I went to bed.

Really? Yeah, maybe 12.30. Wow, you're up later. I just was walking around one of the parties, and I was talking to somebody, and I just went, I don't think I've made a ton of sense for the last five minutes. I went, probably better just call it. Yeah. And then I went back, and I was going to kind of just hang around the booth.

And then we were out of beer, and I went, all right, I guess I'm going to bed. It was a nice cutoff. Ken, you were out late, though. I don't remember. I heard Cowboy Ken was in full forest. I don't remember. Oh, really? Really?

You fully blacked out? When I got back to the motorhome, then I did. Well, that's, oh, okay, that's good. What were you up to? I don't even know. Just legitimately should have gone to bed, and I'm just walking around doing up to no good. Oh, I would have loved to see this.

I saw a video of Ken pushing a stroller. I don't know what that was about. Oh, no, I was leaning on it. Ah, got it. Well, I pulled up to the party, and I just got stopped by a couple of fellas right before I made it there, and I see Ken just, just strutting him. Oh, yeah, Cowboy hat.

Yeah, you're just, you're on a man. And then I got- Oh, that was when I was leaving. You got to the party. Of course, yes, it was. I got to the party. And they're like, yeah, dude, see that guy? That older guy? He pissed Ken off.

He made him leave. And everyone's like, yeah, he made Ken leave. No way? You did that? No, the older guy. Some random guy did. Yeah. Oh, no.

No, I was just drunk and I was like, I got to leave. It's kind of what I said. So then I start chopping it up with said fella. And I was like, so you were just talking to Ken? And he was like, oh, yeah. And he was like really nice, just really drunk. And he honestly, he wasn't annoying me at all. And they were like, dude, that guy you were just talking to, that's the one that made Ken leave.

Damn, dude, everybody noticed who you were talking to and when you left. That's crazy. Yeah. And so then I was like, I don't think, I honestly, I bet you Ken just wanted to check out. Who knows? Maybe already was checked out. But, yeah, it was just funny. The only thing that I heard was somebody who was around that booth comes over and goes, dude, I was watching my friend talk with Ken.

And Ken was telling this story. and it went on for like five minutes and the guy just stopped you and goes, Ken, what are you drinking? You're making no sense right now, man. Yeah, yeah, he said, you know, I'm building a boat house, but I want my boat house

to look like my buddy's boat house, but he hasn't bought his boat house yet, so I don't really know what I'm doing. I was full, Micah, talking in circles. No, you were cowboy, Ken, dude. When you put on the cowboy hat, dude, you become a different man. I saw the people are calling him Big K.

Big K. Yeah, they dropped the E.N. You went from Big Ken to just Big K. And from Grant to Ken wasn't short enough. Big K. Big K. I don't know why that's funny. That's what they used to call Kmart.

The Big K. Once you realize you're talking in circles, it's time for bed. And you know, the worst part about it, Ken, is most times you don't even know. Oh, you fully realize like, oh, shit, I am too drunk to be speaking. No, no, no, no, no. Most times, most times, people don't even know. Yeah, true. That's why.

So that was good on you, Ken. Do you remember coming in the camper at 4 a.m.? No, that's when I black. No, I wasn't there for it. Hold on, I want to hear this. Yeah. Let's hear it. Hop on, don't know it.

Tell it right there. Ken comes in the RV at like 4 a.m. It was 2 o'clock. I've recedes in my phone, actually, because I lost my phone in the camper. Either way, it was late at night. He walks in. I hear stumbling around. Open the fridge.

Anyone want a dog He goes Makes a dog goes to bed Is that it? Sounds about right I thought he was throwing hot dogs around the camper No No but he did rip off half of Micah's

Pocket dog Yeah I mean we There's not even much to get into it Yeah I wouldn't say it's secret He's just so overshadowed by me But I got a I had a two dogs from

The Joey Chestnut and he's Kobayashi Threw a hot dog in the pocket and it just had a nice look to it. And then Ken comes over and just so unclosed and I was like, I was hungry. I was looking for a little snack. It was a nice little picnic. I know.

Just it's the principle. Hey, so speaking of hot dogs, another C-Boys podcast, here we go again. Hot dogs. Joey Chestnut just like walked? Yeah.

My theory was wrong. It was completely wrong. Betty nods were right. Joey's just the best. Yeah, that's true. And Kobayashi also like really did kind of put on for, for uh you know for him he did it for him he still wanted to break his own record

he kept going but mr chestnut just put on a clinic i think he brought uh beat his own personal record gosh dang dude joey they were talking about how they're like hey ever since you learned how to eat like this because he doesn't do the dunk thing anymore like hot dog dunk the bun now he just does the whole thing and somehow is even faster at that even though he'd been eating it the other way yeah years and years so analytical it's amazing you should be a you should be a commentator I should be a commentator because, like, everyone's always like, you should join a hot dog eating contest. I'm like, dude, I mean, you're either good at it or you're not.

You have the passion for, but not the talent. Yeah, exactly. So. Yeah, you're like a motocross commentator. Yeah, exactly. Those dudes don't know how to even like drop the clutch without flipping her over, but they can somehow like. Yeah, James Stewart doesn't know how to ride a dirt bike.

Maybe in a not only, but, but yeah, I could be a hot dog eating contest commentator for sure. So I found something kind of cool the other day. I found old aerial pictures of Cormoron, but from like the 50s and 60s. And so I was really hoping to be able to see like where our track is if that old farm was there in these. But it's pretty cool. Like I don't know how they did this

and how they pieced all these pictures together of apparently all of Minnesota. But there's a little spot down there. It all used to be field. But you can see the road in to that old, all those old buildings, the abandoned buildings that are in our track field. You can like see the buildings more.

Yeah, like the trees aren't all overgrown over it. Yeah, it is crazy to think like that used to be a functioning farm. Wait, where our track is. Like right there, right in the middle. Kind of the lighter colored field. Lighter color is where the track is and then there's like literal farmstead there. You can see where they had the house. Yeah.

It was almost open. Yeah, not overgrown at all. Huh. Yeah, so that was from 8-11, 1953. That's wild. So in 1953, I'd assume this place was just all gravel everything. Like there was not a such a thing as a paved road. Paved road around here.

Here's Cormrott in 1953. Holy crap. Looks about the same. Which kind of, it makes me laugh because with other than the Cormorant store not being there, it is literally the exact same. I remember when my parents first moved out here, all the roads are gravel.

They didn't pave any of this. Wow. That sounds terrible. Late 90s, early 2000s. Really? Like the highways? All the highways around here were all gravel. And then here's Cormon in 1970.

It's looking a little more. The Cormoron store is there, but still obviously gravel. And you know, I wonder if those guys in 1974 would I ever thought that there would be just a heated dog race mayor. For dog, mayor dog race? I know what I'm trying to say. I know what you're saying. Zoom in over on Pelican there in 65, down by Zorba's.

Yep. So it looks like they had Zorba's there. Zorba's there by the looks of it. Or at least a building was. That was a boathouse. That was an old marina. Oh, really? Yeah. It's kind of cool.

So apparently there's a whole. I said the town used to be on the left side over by Pelican. That's what Jill was saying. Oh, yeah. That's right. Cormorant used to not be where Cormoran is and it all like burnt down or somebody burnt it down or something like that. Really?

I was talking to a local last week and he was saying there used to be like three different bars, a couple different brothels, like right on that strip going west. You used to have brothels? Yeah. Man, we fell off. Dude. It's a good thing. We don't have a brothel.

My question is like, where was everyone? coming from yeah seriously i mean way out here what's a brothel is that soup kitchen yeah yeah chicken brothel something of the sorts they still have brothels in like nevada it's legal soup kitchens yeah soup kitchens and this one's actually probably i think the craziest one because like look at corn ront when it was dried up so much smaller than it was this was in the in 39 sandy beaches and where the heck did all this water come from like there's there isn't water anywhere. That's a good question.

How the fuck do they have a picture from 1939? What? That's the farm. Isn't that crazy? That was in 1939? Yeah, I can't believe that in night. When was flight invented, Ken? I mean, they had it in like the, you know, early 1900s.

The Wright brothers. Right brothers were like 1910 something. Because they were flying in World War II. 1903. We're only been in the air for like 30 years and now they're up there taking pictures the whole state. So you can actually go online and find pictures,

aerial pictures of your whole state. They did this through the year. So it's actually kind of cool. I'm a little bit of a historian. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I think history of this area is cool.

Maybe I'll put it in my book. Maybe I'll write a book about our history. You keep saying that, Ryan, but I don't know, I don't know if you're qualified to write. Well, it'll be fine because you're not qualified to read.

No shit, dude. Yeah, I heard Ryan wrote a book. Can somebody read it to me? When's the audio book coming out, Ryan? Can you imagine the look? You're like really chirping Ryan for writing a book? Turns out this guy can't read. I would be too.

Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be sick. You think people are still going to be writing books in 40 years? Like, why would you? Why would you write a book? Yes, but I also agree. Like, there's got to be some dwindling going on. Yeah.

What do you think? People love books. People, you know, people we hang around don't really read books, but yeah. My girlfriend does. A lot of people are really big book readers. I'm sure it's definitely gone down a ton. And, like, you look back, obviously, with the adventure of TV and Kindle. Like, all these new things that come out for entertainment.

But back in the day, like, you'd watch, you'd read a book for entertainment. Ryan says Kindle. Like, you still have to write a book for it to be on freaking Kindle, bro. My bad. What do you do it? Oh, I'm just writing like a Kindle story. Oh, nice. What is that?

It's like a book, but way different. Back in the day, like, now if you spend too much time on, like, your phone or your iPad, your mom's like, you're going to write your brain. But, like, back in the day, do you think people like, you should be working in the sawmill, not reading books. I bet that happened. Or do you think books have always been like a good thing for your brain? No, because if you're a smart and a person full of wisdom,

you probably read a lot of books and you want your offspring and other people around you to read books. But if you're like, I made a bunch of money working hard, you're like, stop reading them books. I can totally see it. I think like 95% of like the most successful people in the world are always like, I read books. And that's a large reason. that I'm successful and then the other 5% are the anomalies.

YouTube guys. Yeah, maybe. But I think it's just like a very common thing to do for successful people. I don't know what that is. I don't know if that means like retaining, you know, information. Yeah, what are you like, what are you getting out of these books that you can't get out of something else, you know? Like you think now the new form of that is like people who watch YouTube and like actually

watch the, like the right videos where you can learn stuff like that? I don't think that you retain as much. by like watching just watching reading a book you're like fully invested towards reading that that's probably watching a youtube video you can be completely paying attention to something else and just have that on in the background for me at least i probably learn more with like a video or film because then i'm like listening and i'm watching if i'm reading i start just reading but i just start thinking about other things the words i'll read like two pages i'm like what did i even just read yeah like i read it but i didn't process it but i do the same thing watching videos isn't

Like, I've, yeah, you read the whole page and be like, how did I even just do that and not retain any of it? Yeah. But, I mean, do that on a video too. You look away for like what feels like one second and you're like, damn, dude, I just missed that whole minute of what are you talking about. Part of the video I wanted to see. And here you are, are you doing it, just like you reread it. Wait, what, do you guys learn more by doing, reading or what are the three ways of learning? Damn, we need a teacher in here.

But like, do you learn more by doing or reading? Well, let's go with that. For sure, doing. You feel like you're a doer? I can barely read, so 100% doer. Do you think you're a real? Yeah, I've definitely like a doer, but. I mean, there's so much to that.

I can't remember. I'd say most people, like, no matter what, until you do it, true. You don't know what you got to do. I can't remember how they phrase the question properly. It's like, what would you rather do to solve a problem? Read how to do it or just, like, figure it out on your own. And it's something to do with, like, your creative and mental problem solving.

And I feel like we're all the same in that way. Long-Bandie Twizzlers candy keeps the fun going. Keep the fun going. Visual, auditory and kinesthetic, which is doing. So many people might say that, but they don't actually do it. I mean, to really do something right, you need to have a mix of everything. Yeah. do something, but you're not going to do it right.

The hell are we even talking about right now? What the fuck are we talking? I don't know. I thought we could really fucking roll through with haydays and whatever, but fuck. No, I got it funny. I just laugh. No, it is. We're just like, I don't know.

And then Ryan says, I thought we could roll through with hey days. And I was like, that, brother, that was a while ago. I know. What does that even mean? I just, I thought that there would be a bunch of stuff that we could really, really go off. You know, for the record. so did I but here we are I talking about the three stages of learning oh man I brother I do not think we're qualified to be talking about this I think that's the

best part is that we can't remember like what they are let alone give the definition let alone like teach someone else anything apparently it's three stages it's not even three fucking types three stages of learning just how you said it was kind of what I was thinking too I was like, I feel like if you do, yeah. Trying to be wisdom. Dude, and this isn't even like calling CJ out, but let's say CJ and I are putting together like these chairs, you'll kind of like, you'll read the directions too,

but you'll skip a few steps. And then I'm like, damn it, CJ, just read the directions. And you're not the only one to do that. Like, because there's plenty of times I don't read the directions, but I always found in stupid little things like that, how to put together this chair or the desk or I don't know. But if you just read the directions, and they're not too.

complicated as in like too stupid some directions are from china and whatever you can't read them you read the directions you'll almost always get it right if you're putting together a bookcase are you guys reading the directions yes but i but i like learn the hard way no i mean it depends if you can just look at it and see how it goes together it's like why the fuck would i read the directions but i just hate running into those things later on you're like wait these bolts are too long for this part oh i put i use those bolts down there and then here are taking it apart Taking apart. Dude, Ryan, you'll learn this now that you're moving into a new house and you're getting furniture.

Bro, when you have to put together furniture, that shit can actually be so complicated. And so time-consum. Because there's like every bolt is like a different length. And then every drawer you have to do something before you put the drawer in. And then if you do that and then you're missing like the peg on the back. Yeah, it's got to go together like in the right way. It's such a pain in the ass. I used to be like a big like fuck directions guy and then and then I had to start

building furniture. And then a bookshelf put you in your place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that was that was kind of my big turning moment. And then one time I was actually like building something with Big Ranch. I think it was just like shelving for the for the shop.

And he was like, where are the directions? Really? And I was like, what do you need directions for Big Ranch? Like this dude can build anything out of nothing. And he was like, why are we doing this? the hard way when there's directions somewhere and then we went and found the directions and he had it banged out in like 30 minutes versus like an hour and a half to get there of fooling around with it see that's i would have thought he would have been a no directions guy that's what

i thought too i was kind of caught off guard there raw dog in it yeah yeah i was i thought that too but yeah he was just like no why why would i waste time by trying to figure it out figured out when i could just read the direction yeah it's like that's a great point it's great point that is you brought it up i uh i did buy a house boys you guys know but i'm moving in on Tuesday. So tomorrow. Yeah. Tomorrow?

Tomorrow? Oh my gosh. That's exciting. Yeah. That's wild. The whole time leading up because like you buy it and you do all the stuff and then it's like, yeah, there's this date down the road. I'm like, we'll be ready by then.

And then you throw in the chaos of our lives and we could move in tomorrow and we don't have anything. So you're not moving in. We're not, we'll start moving stuff in. We're going to paint the walls first and then and then we're going to move in. But I'm like, dang, dude, I need to be. buy a couch, a bed frame. I, like, have a bed, but I, I don't have a frame to put it on.

Yeah. It's, it's actually a lot of, uh, it's kind of time consuming. And it's like, it's not like light decisions because you're like, okay, so, I'm stuck like, I need to get, this is going to cost a lot of money. You're looking for at a couch, for example. You're like, okay, so I want to be comfortable, but I also want it to look nice and it's got to fit this space. Yep.

And then it's got to be the right color because we already have gray wall, so we can't do a gray couch. Yep. You know, so it's like, you start like looking. and you're like, well, this isn't, this is going to look weird with the floor. It ends up being more than what you think. Like, just the thought process, you're like, okay, well, if we do this, then the rest of this stuff has to tie in with this,

if you actually are, like, you know, trying to make it all flow. And it ends up being kind of a lot of work. Like, it takes more time than you think. And then it gets to be in, like, this thing that's kind of hanging over your head. And you're just like, I'll get around to it. I don't need to do it right now. And then you kind of just put it off and you kind of just eventually do it. But if you can do it all at once,

I mean, that's your girlfriend's and your designer. That's got to help. It did. Yeah, a lot. It helped. But like, it still is. It's, I just was thinking back to the, you look so forward to the closing date, and you get to it, and you're like, sick, we can move in. And you almost forget that you have to buy a whole bunch of furniture.

And then when you start to learn to buy the furniture, then all those questions that CJ just said, come up. You're like, this is a sick couch, but it won't fit. They don't make like a slightly smaller version. I'm not trying to buy that. And then just like, just, yeah. Yeah, and I'm trying not to let it, like, affect what I'm doing here, you know? Exactly.

You got to be locked in here. That's another struggle, too. It's like, as we grow up, like, there's certain things. I mean, we always want to get to, like, our appointments and this and that. But sometimes you just got to, like, take a half day to, like, do what. Figure out your life. Yeah, but, like, sometimes, I mean, to me, like, feels lame. Like, I don't want to take a half day to go pick up a couch.

Yeah. Like, I don't want to do that. Like, you deliver that stuff, right? Yeah. That's like, whatever you can do. Like, pay just a little. bit more to just make it as easy as possible yeah yeah that's the one advice i can give you and like a lot of times they'll be like oh you have to be home when they're like delivering that shit call them and just be

like yo give them the door code and then just change that shit right after like just throw the shit in the garage or whatever yeah it is like it's so fucking time consuming and annoying on it i remember you having to deal with that yeah you're right yeah you're right yeah dude it's fun though like honestly you're gonna you're gonna love it yeah it is kind of fun you're right because it's just like you know it's just like building blocks of of your life and everything is like you know kind of something to look forward to once you're like are kind of like building a space that you know you're making more and more yours yeah and it's like you know exciting to come home to and once it does come together like it'll come together like way longer than you think yeah yeah

like i've been in my house for a year and a half now and like just the other day me and greta like added some stuff to it and i was like this place this place actually came together pretty good. Yeah. And like up until that point, there's just like awkward space everywhere because like you have nothing and you don't have like little things to put on places to like look like it's decorations. Yeah, it's just, yeah, decorations.

And then after you do, you like go into like your mom's house or like some one of your friends' family's house and you're like, you guys did a great job decorating it. Because I know that all this little shit adds up. It takes time. It costs money when it's just like this little thing. ending here doing nothing but it's like that cost a hundred bucks or 50 bucks or whatever it is and it's like hey man good on you because you did a great job here did it like when i walk into like your dad's house i'm like randy you know what i know you're a busy guy and this couldn't have been easy

so good on you that is true my dad for you guys to know is uh he builds houses so i am kind of excited for that because i feel like i have a little bit of that side of creativity in me so i'm excited to hopefully use that and i might end up hating it we'll see very soon but i'm excited to try at least and uh see if i can make it our own and obviously once you get it done the rewarding feeling is it's pretty good hop back on that couch or have your first meal or you know i guess not your first meal but that meal where it really feels like wow the it's dining room is set up yeah you can't eat that i did always think the people that decorated for holidays i was like why would you ever do that?

And now I'm kind of like, I'd have trick or treaters, dude. I'm, I'm going to Greta do that shit now, too. I used to think that, too. I was like, why would anyone buy, like, Christmas stuff to, like, put around the house? Yeah, I was like, this is so dumb. Yeah, and then we'll, like, get, like, little Santas and put it there. And, like, I'm naming all the Santas or, like, the little, like, damn, dude. I'm like, I'm such a bitch, dude.

But this is so great. Yeah, I bought that little $65 Santa to sit on my shelf. It just seems like so much work. And then there's levels to it. You can obviously get a tree. Put some lights out front and put a few decorations up or whatever. Or you could have the whole like a monarch display. Taking down all of your current decorations and then replacing them with Christmas ones

and then taking all of those down and replacing them with Easter ones. And, you know, like I'm talking like almost all the decorations in your house being like themed. That's tough. Man, it's like if that's what you're into, that's what you're into, go for it. But like don't. I guess, yeah, it can be fun. I know for sure that one year, my dad and I, when it was just him and I living together.

He's had a tree. No, we put up the Fourth of July decorations and we took down the Fourth of July stuff to put up Christmas. We didn't leave Christmas up until July, but I remember taking flags downstairs and being like, damn, probably should have done that sooner. That actually kind of fires me up for Christmas. Getting a good old Christmas tree.

Wow, yeah. Can't beat that. You guys do real trees or fake trees? Fake. Either. Fakes way easier. Reels way cooler. I ain't trying to burn my house down.

It's really such a mess too. I thought about that. I was like, damn, I'm like in charge of something. Like when it's an apartment or something like that, you know, there's so many other people

that could burn the place down that you like, yeah, it doesn't really matter. But now you're like, damn, this is like mine that I could fuck up. I never thought about,

I shouldn't say never. But like, I mean, grew up getting real trees. And it was never, it's like, oh, obviously we're going to get a real tree.

And it was never like, hopefully we don't burn the house down. I didn't hear that once, but you're right. I feel like we're Mnard's right now. Like the season hasn't even started. We're talking about Christmas. Yeah. I didn't know other places don't have Mnard's.

How do you live without a Mnard's? Yeah, I think it's like a Midwest thing. Yeah, home depot. Lowe's. You guys have trick-or-treaters? No. A lot. I guess you have, yeah, your whole neighborhood.

Like nice neighborhood with lots of little kids. And we had like, I wasn't there. We were in Glamis. You count. 86. 86? Like different kids or groups? Yeah.

Holy shit, that's a lot of candy. Yeah, it was a lot, yeah. We were looking at bags of Halloween candy was out because we were going to buy it for Haydays to have candy and think it was like 30 bucks for a bag of candy. I'm like, what the hell's going on here? And then right after Halloween and obviously goes down. Yeah, it goes down.

But you don't want to be the house that buys the old Halloween candy and then. But I got a question for you guys. Do you guys eat at your like dining room table? I know you guys have bigger, bigger setups, I guess, than where I'm in Fargo. Like our dining room table is like this. small circle and we don't have an island just straight up don't eat at the diner room table like ever where you eat at the on the couch you know a nice like coffee table like literally on the couch and it's not necessarily because we have to have something on the tv by any means that's just kind of

makes sense and so then I'm like is this my life now aren't you worried that you're going to get it on the couch 100% 100% or if it's even later like I'll come home late like I got to eat and then I'll eat in bed oh and I'm just like or let's say sit me and I are eating together. I'll eat in bed and she's like, don't spill on the bed. We just wash these sheets. And then I was like, I don't even want to eat in here. Then why do you?

Sometimes if it's a really messy food, I'll just like stand and like hang out with her, you know, because it's only got a couple hours to hang out at night. It's true. And, but yeah, I'm just like, is this my life now? Am I, like, going to be like a not eat in the diner room type of guy? It's pretty wild. Yeah, I know. It's like those TV dinners back in the day, how they'd all have, like, the trays and you sit there

and watch TV and you, right. Yeah. We should bring those back. She didn't have to watch TV to eat them, but I did like those. That was sick, dude. I remember going to my grandmas. She'd set you up, lead back in the old comfy chair. Are you talking with the actual, the actual TV?

The old school thing to do. The tray, not the dinner. Yeah, the tray. But like the little tray thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like, why was that? That was a thing. And then I think in like, I love 90s.

In the 90s, they were like, everybody needs no TV on at dinner. I remember my parents. Oh, really? That rule. Right. That's what I was even like pretty taboo like in the morning I liked having the morning news on but I think it was the the millennial on me. I'm like I just want to watch TV while you eat breakfast and they're like well you don't need the TV on and but yeah especially like you know that as time went by it turned into like well might as well have the news on for supper and whatever whatever's on. Wheel of fortune for us always grandma.

It was always it was always something not not me now my family like back in the day but dude now I when I go on the sauna I like want to watch YouTube. and the other day I sat in there. You didn't make it about 20 minutes in the sauna before you're really ripping. I kept scrolling by videos and I go, ah, this one's 25 minutes long, too, you know, too long. It's too much of a commitment. I scrolled for 15 minutes.

Never picked a YouTube video because they were all too long. And then I like, the more I scrolled, I'm like, shoot, this one's 18, but I've already been in here for 10 minutes. So like now that one's too long. I never picked. You're really thinking that out. Yeah, well, I didn't really think about it as it was happening.

But then like I realized at the end that all I, did was just scroll through YouTube and never picked a video but i think about this stuff you get home at like a little later we're filming late you get home at eight yeah you got time to eat you got time to chat for chat yeah and then crush you know an episode or two of whatever you were you were watching and like that's really it yeah not much at all and so it's like obviously i'm gonna eat while i while i watch that and if it happens to be in the bedroom then i guess but yeah i'm a messy person so i'm a messy person i get nervous about that. Yeah, I don't trust myself to eat on my couch.

Really? So you eat at your dining room table or at your island? Both. Yeah, if I had an island, bro. The island would be where I'd hang out. I'd be like an island boy. I wanted to sing it, but I really didn't want the audio. I could sing it for you.

Has anybody, you were saying that somebody clipped me saying if you're, if you ride a mountain bike, you're just trying to die? Is anybody seen any of those videos? Yeah. You're just trying to die? It hurt to kill yourself. I think this was my actual turn. That's sweet.

I haven't heard that. What are you doing riding a mountain bike? Are you trying to hurt yourself? Yeah. And I think it's accurate. And then it's like a compilation of people like crashing. Yeah. It's kind of funny.

But we met two kids. They were mountain biking. And he even said he was like, yeah, it's a third time I've broken my arm this year. Broke this one. Broke this one again. I was like doing what? He's like mountain biking. And I'm like, see?

Dude, we met so many kids that had broken arms, broken feet. Shoulders and everything, dude. A bunch of jam ups, honestly. Yeah, mountain biking, man. I follow this Instagram account called Pink Bike. And every year, it's like, it's one of the bigger mountain biking accounts. And they just repost everything, post bunches, dope shit. And every Friday, they post their fail Friday of all the mountain bike fails.

Oh, my gosh. And they are new, you know, new. I'm sure they may be pulled from old, but like, it's a new compilation of at least 10 crashes every Friday. And some of them are so gnarly. And I'm like, I can't believe you guys just post this every Friday. Like, and people watch it and go, like, I still want to go mountain biking. After seeing someone, you know, it is gnarly, dude. It's aggressive.

Just out on mountain biking. Yeah. It does. Yeah, it just seems like all you see is just slam. Yeah. That is straight up all I see. The worst part, and I'm going to get cruised for saying this, it's not even that cool. Like dirt bikes is so much cooler.

Yeah, you can at least look. You know, and I understand it's super hard, but, like, I don't necessarily, like, see a clip with some guy shredding down and, like, hitting a mountain bike jump, you know, in the Wood you'd be like, that was fucking sick. Dude, one time, me and CJ were hanging out with our buddy Matt. Shout up, Matt. Matt. So he had this mountain bike that, you know how I would have pedals on the top side and then on the bottom side?

You could have like the strap-in feet. Yeah. So not clips, but. No, no, no, it was just like strap in. So, like, yeah, it was like a foot loop. Yeah, like kind of like sandals. Yeah. We built this little plastic ramp at the bottom of the hill in the ravine actually behind

Big Ranch's house now. right there so like Matt bomb the hill from the top and we built this plastic ramp at the bottom and he smokes this plastic ramp on his mountain bike and he like kind of got off kilter and landed

and then like like just went straight into the trees but his feet were still stuck in the pedals right and so he's like in the trees with the bike on top of them and me and CJ are crying laughing as we do like you can you can already see and

hear me and C.J. Just going, duh. And Matt is upside down in the trees going, I can't get my feet out. I can't get my feet out of the bags. Oh, that guy was funny.

Those plastic ramps were such death traps. Like, I feel like everybody's had a good spill on. That's what you're talking about. Like you guys built a plastic ramp? No, like the classic like X factor. Yeah,

the one that you put in the side lock and it slides. I thought you had some. We put sand in. So it wouldn't move. It's a good idea. That was good. That, as of late, I've just been seeing some videos of surfacing around of people, you know, the classic 12-year-old bike jump. So it's like a plank and some bricks, let's say.

Yeah. And I've been seeing dudes on like motorized vehicles, whether it's a moped, a dirt bike, or something in between. And they're hauling ass at them and they're hitting them sitting down. If any of you guys have ridden could guess what's going to happen, that's exactly what happened. You just see bounce and endo? They d-d-and-they, and they're just, like, eat all the shit. And they hit, I mean, the one that I saw, it looked like he was hitting at 30, just this little wedge, and he's sitting down on a moped.

Was he on, like, a freaking Zuma? Yeah, and just got yardied across the pavement, and I'm just like, what do you, or, oh, I've seen a few people hitting, like, skate ramps, you know, they're hauling ass at them, and it's like a little two-and-a-half-foot, you know, quarter. What do you think's going to happen? You're going to, nose, heavy what is it with people jumping man it's not a jumper no you are not right but that's i guess

what i wonder is that so you're smart enough at least to like no that i can't but even on the most proper jump i'm not trying to obviously put myself in a position to get hurt so if i don't go too fast i won't so then what is what happens when they look at this jump and go that's the jankiest thing i've ever seen i'm going to hit it at 40 i think that's because some people are cooler than me and have a little bit they're just ready to send it yeah it's crazy right it's like your body has a magnet to the ground like no matter how fast you hit something you always get just like that far off the ground i know what is i don't know dude it's actually crazy it's like dude just hit it faster and you'll hit it like the right speed but you'll just get like that high

off like are you guys like preloading off the jumps and stuff like you're just like trying to stay low like he'd be the best freaking motorcross right here just say it would just be but i would I'd say, like, if you have to, you know, you don't have to preload. But if preloading is part of what we're doing to hit the jump, you're doing whatever the opposite of that is. Yeah, you're like taking all of it away. Yeah, I don't know. But keep in mind, it's not just you.

It's not just you that does that. There's plenty of people that don't like being in the air. Jake's not good at jumping either. And they'll suck it all up, right? As soon as you're coming in. So a combination of not going fast enough and sucking it up, whatever, sucking it down. Remember when we used to, like, jump the driveway? and that was it at jakes and he would case it every single time no matter how fast he would hit

it like 50 he would go as fast as he could come in fast and then sorry and as soon as he got to the lip he'd like hit the brakes and let off and then slow down remember that very much of the him hauling ass into it and then hitting the red knot but i mean i do remember when he like started to get good and then he like clear the driveway and then he had one where yeah what i'm like he had one where he started to get good and he could finally clear that driveway yeah and then he like landed too deep and then he's like oh am i not so hard like we're gonna need a bigger jump boys need a bigger driveway yeah that was funny squads man it's just also wild to think like i mean if he really had to do if we were like jake three weeks from now we're gonna challenge you

to a quad race or quad olympics i genuinely think he'd be able to like pull his own like for sure Yeah, but it is kind of funny to think, like, Evan and I, like, don't even really ride quads. And, like, I think we could give them a run for... Bikerware. For sure. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you guys... I'd love to do that. I'd just, like, Jake, let's fucking... Ride some quads together, dude. Yeah, but let's... I love that you guys are coming around to quads. Dude, I've always thought they've been fun. And they're fun in their own ways, but, like, here's the thing.

A lot of our subscribers ride quads, because it's just what you... As a younger kid, if your dad's not putting you on... on a bike, he's definitely putting you on a quad if he's into motorsports. I think it's more so like if you grow up on a farm, you just kind of have a quad or like a four-wheeler because it's more of a utility rig and then you get to ride it because I grew up on a farm and I grew up on quads. Because like a dirt bike's not for any real utility.

That's very true. You know? Why the hell did you grow up on a quad? It's because my mom works in a hospital with kids who have been injured riding things. I think a lot of them got injured on dirt bikes. and she was like a dirt bike is more dangerous and like the thing was and probably because my dad rode quads too,

not dirt bikes. So like it probably just made sense that I was on a quad. But I always say when people are like, what's more dangerous quad of dirt bikes? A dirt bike if you ride it, you're going to out of 10 times, let's say, you're going to fall five.

A quad you're going to fall once. When you fall on the dirt bike, you might break your arm, collarbone, something like that. The quad will fuck you up. Especially if it's a four wheeler. Yeah, when they're four wheelers. Because, like, you can get away with so much on a four-wheeler, and then they just bite back.

I mean, if it lands on you, if it rolls over on you, I just remember when I was a kid, that's why, like, we never had a four-wheeler just because my mom's side of the family, they were, like, all farmers, and just like, oh, you heard about the Johnsons over there. They were over on the farm, and the little boy was out on the four-wheel, and it rolled over on him, he died. Yeah, I mean, it would be the story all the time, you know, and, like, that would be the situation, so, like, they just didn't want me riding a four-wheeler. Oh, they made you cool Put you on a dirt bike, man

I mean, Ryan, even you You started off with a glorified go cart And you had that thing for three hours And we flipped it It wasn't the first day Was it? It was the first day It was in my dad's driveway

Yeah, were they watching when you told it? Yes How was that? Ken, you were in it, yeah? Yeah, I was in it totaled it How would you do? I jumped the driveway And I just

We came off sideways and it might have been because I was trying to drift and also jump at the same time and we just flip it just we're going and then yeah Ken was with me I've crashed like five or six times with Ken it's honestly amazing that guy gets in a car with me it's like the cutler you doing getting in there Ken

it was Brian's new tolly and it was fun yeah we're just ripping around dude it was sick how old are you young uh I don't even remember a long time ago though you have pictures of it like what how fast was this thing was it one of the ones that you could get at fleet farm No, it was a, what was the freaking name of the thing? I don't know.

Some Chinese thing that was. Yeah, it was like pretty entry level go cart, but it had suspension and stuff. It was sick. And then I broke that one and we fixed it and we sold it and then I got a higher horsepower one. But I never did flip that one. I jumped it a little bit, though.

Did you ever hop back in the passenger seat with him? With Justin, I did because Justin also had one. Never with Ryan though. Yeah, smart. I can imagine. Man, I remember when we were filming it was actually like before our shifter cart video it just never got released after when we had the cutlass

and Ryan jumped it in the middle of the night and Ken was in the past our first ever crash landing dude like it just you hear it whish and then it's just the airbags go off oh the airbags what did Ken say in that he says something that's really funny oh fuck I hit my head

oh my gosh Oh my god What the airbag? Oh my god, oh my god, that was so hot! Wait, did Ken? Are you okay? No, I'm good. My face is...

No. I can... You hit the windshield? You hit the windshield? Holy shit. The face look like. look like. Wait, what?

You got hit by the airbag? Yeah. Dude, he's here. The windshield. Did your head hit? No, I didn't hit the windshield. Did the airbag hit your face? Yeah.

I think that's what he said. Did your head hit the windshield? No, I think it was the airbag exploded. But then like my face went into the airbag. But him compressing into it, push the airbag up into the windshield. But yeah, we had just our iPhones or whatever. And we had the flash on. And Ken, he was like, oh, there was an airbag dust in the air.

My first airbag. Yeah, that was good. I always remember your first. airbag i remember my first airbag i was with you i was that it was that red jeep that that looked identical to mics never been an airbag i don't think really maybe i don't know i just hope it's intentional and if you wouldn't you get it but i think it's like a it's like a it's like a staple moment of your life you get the airbag and it blows all your arm hair off and your face sting it's much nicer with a helmet on yeah it doesn't actually hit your face dude when when my

WRX Airbag went off, it hit me so fucking fast. I was like, did I get hit in the face or what the fuck just happened? It was like so quick because, you know, it's different, I guess, when you're maybe jumping like something, you're kind of like, all right, the airbag might, but you're just cruising on the, in your car at 80 and just all of a sudden, bam. Like, you're just like, what the fuck just happened to my face? It's like stinging. Yeah, I hit two deer.

And then you can't see anything for a little bit. Yeah, because you were just ripping down the road, not expecting it. So speaking of the first, your first airbag is. experience, the video of Justin getting his first airbag is one of my favorites. It really is. That was so funny. And it's when we drove a car into our friend's pond who ended up being marked.

Dude, this was a good thumbnail. Yeah, this was. This was ahead of its time. But yeah, that snippet that will watch shortly here, when, dude, Justin, I don't know him, he just didn't know what he was in for. Justin's discomfort begins. Right, here we go, boys.

Tint in the back. I'm real. Should we hold the airbear? It's not bad at the helmet. I don't even know if you're going to need to get a run up. I don't think the airbags are going to go off. Dude, he goes down the driveway. Dude.

Yo, go back. I want to see what Tint does. what tint does. Tint's just like this. I don't think didn't even like seatbelt it is. They hit hard. He's chilling.

Grab the center. Go back a second and then hit pause. I want to get Justin's face when the airbag goes off the way looks at it. Right there. Jake. It's not that bad with a helmet.

He's already chilling there. Look at Jake's. Look at Justin's reaction to what is happening and look at Jakes. He's like, nice. He's like, I'm cool, this was cool, all good, let's get out of the car. And Justin's like, also what was kind of dope, like, they didn't actually get hit by the airbags. No, because it's kind of nice.

It was a light impact. And the seatbelt locked them and then. Yeah, it was all good. How did Justin end up in there? He just volunteered. You hopped in. Kind of one of those things. It's like, ah, shoot, it probably isn't too sketchy.

And then he got in and then regretted. I love that he goes, I don't even think we're going to need a run up. They're already up on the road. And Jake goes, Just to pay the one, and he goes back in the first. That was good. Everyone remembers the first airbag. But like so many bits on the channel,

Seaboy's TV's got a lot of them. Well, all right. Good times. I think that's a wrap. Great times, man. Let us know your first airbag story. Don't go get in one just to tell the story. But if you got one,

tell it. Because honestly, I feel like everybody's got a good one. Shit, boys, now I feel like I need one. Again, hopefully it is on purpose with a helmet. I really don't think I have had one. so it's not that bad your airbag didn't go off when you hit the curb

no no that's good that would have really told you when you I guess when you hit the electrical box that would really suck no no no no airbags but just had a buddy reach out today he said got a free car for you want it

and I was like yeah you know it is weird because we used to just buy peanuts like legit on the weekly or on the monthly or whatever and I'm like yeah yeah we could take another peanut I don't know what we'll do with it

we obviously are kind of past those days but sometimes Evan and I might just take it out late that night and then go toast it at the track. You might end up with your first airbag. There we go. All right, that's a wrap.

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